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TXC2: it work both ways Wheeler
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Sibwow: dragon shields for MTGO
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wedge_x: doing great honey
Tai114: Do you accept $5 in McDonalds gift certificates
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Stardackk: if we go to wheeler's landing page and use the button pls, its basically supporting both
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TheMerricat: Do they still update MtGO?
exeJayce: le gasp, online MTG. how dare.
TXC2: TheMerricat they sure do
Rootpotato: chat can play the straight man
Rootpotato: oh whats this game
korvys: What makes it supreme? Cool Japanese fashion?
Sibwow: that means it has peppers and onions and four types of meat and
Flyingdelorion: Did they add MH3 cards?
KingOfDoma: @powerflapjack ... yes... yes they would... *goes for a good cry*
korvys: Wait, I'm thinking of uniclo
TXC2: Rootpotato chat hasn't been straight a day of it's life
Stardackk: so were taking 46 force of will right?
Rootpotato: @TXC2 we can be the gay woman then
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hi_im_emily: @Stardackk fort of six
Tai114: Vintage Supreme Draft also known as Everyone is On Hullbreacher
Flyingdelorion: OOOh, is there a storm deck?
exeJayce: hi Graham!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham!
hi_im_emily: good afternoon graham
MrSarkhan:

TXC2: well Ben was in here last
ArdCollider: hiya Graham
Foxmar320: Hello G
Juliamon: Ben *insisted* he put the lighting back to normal
IbunWest: alex do be like that
A_Dub888: @Rootpotato Happy Pride
Rootpotato: @A_Dub888 thanks! could be gayer tho
Rootpotato: dont disrespect my dredge baby
Bengineering: @Juliamon It could have been anyone tbh
Tai114: DayBROKE
A_Dub888: @Bengineering was it Remy?
powerflapjack: you wouldn't download a card
Foxmar320:

BraveOthello: @powerflapjack Yes. Yes I would
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ok but the sandwich artist did not smile at graham though
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TXC2:
powerflapjack I have, and I will again 
Bugberry: Need the full experience
Rootpotato: i need the terrible noises
Tai114: Twister Dispute?
Sibwow: reanimate is so good
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TXC2: not gonna take hymm with dismember?
TheOneInquisitor: Wheeler is teaching graham vintage cube I see
Robot_Bones: How now Brown town
TheOneInquisitor: Wait
TehAmelie: Timetwister is totally symmetric, how broken can it be?
TheOneInquisitor: Pick 2 vintage cube?
Korolan: That's what it looks like
Robot_Bones: Supreme draft
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TheOneInquisitor supreme draft
petey_vonwho: "Wheeler teaches LRR to cube draft" is still one of my favorite episodes
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor Supreme draft, pick 2, then open a NEW pack
devoidmelody: @TheOneInquisitor supreme draft, pick 2, ditch the rest
TXC2:
I thought Gleemox was an Unset card 
Bugberry: Gleemax
Rootpotato: feel the rain?
Bugberry: !card Gleemax
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TXC2: Bugberry ah
hi_im_emily: oh hey it's the kings
hi_im_emily: kynaios and/or tiro
BrowneePointz: GleMAX is the unset. GleeMOX is the hee hee hoo hoo
TXC2: DING!
hi_im_emily: MEME JAR oh lord
powerflapjack: bing bong
Stardackk: the sphere
Tai114: I think Jar Misty is the right auto-select, dang
Bugberry: Can't wait for DJ Gleemix
TXC2:
so they alchemised it? 
Mangledpixel: it does nothing
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Sibwow: if it hurts us more we dont play it
GhostValv: must not allow a workshop gap
Dr_fragenstien: I know my pick
Tai114: Scrawling Crawler?
TXC2: is it Oko?
Stardackk: ooo KCI
splashcryptic: gotta be stifle
TehAmelie: huh, is there not an un-card called Strip Yours?
CrossXhunteR: stock up
ajymx5: Conqueror
Dr_fragenstien: aw, I was with Graham on that one
Bugberry: @TehAmelie there is a mana screw card.
TheOneInquisitor: KCI not seeing vintage play really tells me that we're in 2026
Tai114: three ball!
drrek0: This cube has made me love scrawling crawler
EOstby: Oh baby, we're doing it.
Dr_fragenstien: this is going to be so hateful
raulghoulia: who hurt vintage players?
TXC2:
trinisphere in standard when? 
Stardackk: Sphere Shops, the 2nd best vintage deck
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Sibwow: @TXC2 2003
A_Dub888: weβre playing Serge.deck ?
Stormgod519: oh boy, forth eorlingas?!?
TXC2: Sibwow darn
Stormgod519: what is this???
Stormgod519: 23 boosters?
Stormgod519: oh I see we're taking 3ball
Stormgod519: ?
Stormgod519: 3ball is fun
TXC2: Stormgod519 supreme draft, pick 2 card, then the next pack is brand new
Justinthomasmm: oh boy my fave vintage draft duo!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Stormgod519 you take 2 cards from each pack and throw the rest in the bin
A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 ur fun
Stormgod519: @TXC2 ah neat. aslo hi friend
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 aw, thanks
TXC2: Stormgod519 hi !
Mangledpixel: also just DT
Stormgod519: DT is here
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CrossXhunteR: guide?
Stormgod519: Stonecoil?
BlueMechanic: gorilla shaman?
TXC2: stonecoil surpent?!
Stormgod519: yeah
Bugberry: Stoney Coils
Stormgod519: workshop stonecoil
TXC2: LETS GO!
TehAmelie: this seems like the kind of deck where if you play Demonic Tutor you can't decide what you need
Stormgod519: oh boy another mox
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Tai114: Grab it and twist it
Stormgod519: Mox, Ballista, Scrap Trawler...
devoidmelody: scrap trawler, aw this woulda been a fucked KCI list
Stormgod519: this format seems messed up
Sibwow: scrappy doo for next time
Dr_fragenstien: makdee is funny
Stormgod519: Wheeler....
kristian_fischer: Twist it! Bop it! Slap it!
Stormgod519: Tezzeret and Recall...
TXC2: twist them like they're an old radio
Stormgod519: good lord
TheOneInquisitor: This is basically start of pack 2 in normal draft and we already have allat.
insanecat6mtg:
This seems silly. 
TheOneInquisitor: Deranged format huh
Stardackk: 5 cards this deck likes
Stormgod519: true
CrossXhunteR: cards can't talk
Stormgod519: @CrossXhunteR not with that attitude
Stormgod519: that's Karn from Spirit
Dr_fragenstien: Karn: I frew up
TheOneInquisitor: Flat Karn
raulghoulia: or a tree
Sibwow: and sometimes hes from toronto
Stormgod519: holy crap
Stormgod519: Black Lotus as well...
Dr_fragenstien: and a saga
Stormgod519: oh and lodestone golem
CrossXhunteR: ooh, saga
Stormgod519: Saga
Mangledpixel: this format is SILLY
hi_im_emily: lotustone golem
Delmsh: lodes
Stormgod519: Lodestone Golem is so good here
nimbus_machine:

TheOneInquisitor: Lodestone Golem sure is great
Strebenherz: how much does it cost to enter the vintage supreme draft on MTGO? i'm not familiar with costs/currencies there
Bugberry: drops some loads and coils
Vinewood_OG:

Tai114: Posting about your big loads
CrossXhunteR: is artifacts and taxes the best thing to be doing in this format
Stormgod519: oh good lord
Stormgod519: TOR!
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Dr_fragenstien: "Dropping big lodes on stream, send tween"
Dr_fragenstien: TWEET
FurthestChunk: No lodes refused
CrossXhunteR: recently pointed in canadian highlander The One Ring?
Sibwow: do not send tween
Stormgod519: the mox count is at 4, the power count is at 5
TXC2: as a brawl player, fuck the one ring
Micalovits: What insanity is this format
Stormgod519: MH3 Commander product, babyyyyyyy
Stormgod519: oh no
Bugberry: all cards are custom cards
Stormgod519: bauble and fleshraker?
Stardackk: BAUBLE
TheOneInquisitor: That land got some questing beast level text
Sibwow: uh oh fleshy
30teracyte: rake it up
Stormgod519: lol
A_Dub888: Homelands?
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 close, Born of the Gods
BlueMechanic: Oh, vexing bauble
Stormgod519: fleshraker isn't banned anywhere yet
Stormgod519: Cyst?
Bugberry: big ouphe
Stardackk: its on the edge in modern and legacy
Stormgod519: Gadgeteer is pretty good
Delmsh: nettle sink
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Stormgod519: Rabble Rabble
Micalovits: An ouphe!
Stardackk: push and nettlecyst?
Stardackk: or sink
TehAmelie: any bets how many basic lands we end up with in this deck? i predict 6
Stormgod519: gadgeteer maybe?
CrossXhunteR: wraith?
BlueMechanic: defense grid?
Stormgod519: Metamorph!
TXC2: Lurrus Lotus combo?
Dr_fragenstien: crucible strip?
30teracyte: metamorp
Stormgod519: oh and Lurrus
Stormgod519: oh Crucible i here
TheOneInquisitor: Crucible Lurrus? Crucible Metamorph?
Stormgod519: all my homies hate Jegantha
CrossXhunteR: nice The One Ring
Stormgod519: this deck seems gross
lamina5432: some crucible
ajymx5:
ooo key 
Micalovits: Its force of will for Goblins!
Stormgod519: time vault isn't in this right?
Stormgod519: is it?
Sibwow: time vault is in the cube
Stormgod519: oh god
Stormgod519: this format seems like a fun hot mess
darthzear166: Time vault is in
Tai114: Joaquin Ballista
TXC2: petal?
Sibwow: we could really go for an academy
Micalovits: Dovin?
Stormgod519: trawler? Dovin?
CrossXhunteR: floow maw
Dr_fragenstien: underground sea?
BlueMechanic: archon?
D00kqc: The Usea?
Stormgod519: oh boy
Stormgod519: another mox?
RayFK: Uh ohhhh entooooombieees
Delmsh: mox and forth
Stormgod519: hi Jordan
Strebenherz: how much does 100 play points cost in cad?
Strebenherz: or does it not work like that?
Delmsh: cast forth off moxen and profit
Stormgod519: @Strebenherz its about 40 Ariana Grandes or something like that
TheOneInquisitor: Wait that's brilliant tho
30teracyte: opal + watery grave?
Stardackk: push daze, PHoloe
Stormgod519: golos
CrossXhunteR: forge
Stormgod519: golos and forge
Stardackk: git probe
Stormgod519: probe is pretty good
BlueMechanic: forge and golos?
Stormgod519: 5 more packs tho
Stardackk: oh fuck lol
Stormgod519: serum powder is funny
TXC2: Strebenherz it seems to be $10 USD
Bugberry: Isn't Karn another Null Rod?
Stormgod519: yes
Stormgod519: Karn is null rod number 2
Strebenherz: @TXC2 gotcha gotcha ty
Stormgod519: it exiles faceup yeah
Stormgod519: another ball
Stardackk: stony silence xdd
Strebenherz: aside thought I appreciate G being the boss but also being like "Take the reins wheeler, for you know this better than I do". I uhh.. I wish my boss had that aspect to em
ajymx5: You also have karn now
BlueMechanic: who let them in here?
ajymx5: so you can karn for it
Stormgod519: oh boy
Stormgod519: Another serpent, another city
Micalovits: I don't think this is a tinker/portal deckl
A_Dub888: But can you cast Tinker off of Workshop?
Stardackk: portal plus carn is nice
Stormgod519: oh my god
Stardackk: karn*
TXC2: sure wish Arena players would learn that
Stardackk: tinker would be nice
Stormgod519: we got a time vault....
ajymx5:
good thing we took the key 
IbunWest: new win condition acquired
Stormgod519:
and an urza's saga in the next pack... 
BlueMechanic: got there. living the dream
Stormgod519: another one
Stormgod519: A second yargle?
Stormgod519: :
TheOneInquisitor: And the last pick is
Stormgod519: thoughtcast?
TXC2: Valroz's best friend
CrossXhunteR: did we see any stifle effects?
Stardackk: number 1 deck in premodern
Bugberry: 1 drop with 12 power
Micalovits: Its bad untill you have torpor orb
Sibwow: and with dress down
CrossXhunteR: stiflenaught is the top premodern deck, right?
TehAmelie: i'm sure there are some great, very specific workarounds
BlueMechanic: that's why you run the thrull
Stormgod519: fuck yeah let's do it
Stardackk: thoughtcast or thoughtseize are good
CrossXhunteR: monke
Stormgod519: no
TheOneInquisitor: If you're already maindecking torpor orbs you might as well include a big beatstick with them ig but i cant imagine it sees REAL play.
Stormgod519: they haven't done the ones for Jeskai because there's land destruction that's modern legal for those land types
CrossXhunteR: i believe they have discussed intentionally not finishing that "cycle"
TheOneInquisitor: They probably won't do a white one either
Stardackk: harbinger of the sea atleast
Bugberry: I think Blue usually turns things fully into Islands rather than adding Island type.
Micalovits: A blue one would be busted for high tide, but thats not in modern so WotC don't care
CrossXhunteR: @Stormgod519 in the eternal words of Goofy from Kingdom Hearts "BOIL!"
Stormgod519: @Micalovits yeah they care more about boil
Stormgod519: but yeah a mountain version is the least likely
TehAmelie: my prediction was high
Stardackk: its a free 2nd 7
Stormgod519: oh this is on MTGO
Stormgod519: why did I think this was on arena??? its the mtgo client so obviously
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Micalovits: We are all bots
Stormgod519: wassup G
TXC2: we're all a hallucinating "AI"
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Stormgod519: happy pride
Stormgod519: *insert matt G gif here*
Stormgod519: oh yeah that noise
Stormgod519: well...
Tai114: Wheeler asked if someone who watches the stream could tell him if it was sponsored by CK.,
Tai114: Card Kingdom, not the Louis variety.
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Stormgod519: hmmmmm
TehAmelie: just like pro Yugioh, winning on turn 1 is the norm
CrossXhunteR: is that shuffle sound also in solitaire
Stormgod519: oh there we go
Dr_fragenstien: forge on 1
Dr_fragenstien: ?
Micalovits: T1 mystic forge seems based
IbunWest: surely someone has made a mod for mtgo to add Shandalar sounds right
Stormgod519: t1 forge
Stormgod519: and then storm off from the top
TXC2: !card mishra's workshop
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: oh my god
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Dr_fragenstien:

Stormgod519: holy shit
Brawler65: what is this 90's looking game?
BeefcakeEmperor: wait MTGO has sounds?!
BraveOthello: Excuse me, early 00's looking
Stormgod519: and a ballista
Micalovits: Its disgusting
admiral_sky_: fleshraker is so gross it's awesome
Stormgod519: oh boy and an automaton
Dr_fragenstien: oh no
Stormgod519: and there's a key too
CrossXhunteR: and now he's mooing infinite
Mangledpixel: yesss... yeeeesssssss
Stormgod519: darn
ghyllnox:

EJGRgunner: Dear Drs. LRR, given the incredibly complex legal agreements between IPs necessary to engage in crossovers and/or collaboration between those IPs, and given the sudden termination of Through the Omenpaths on Arena, Iβm forced to ask the question: which PPR guest had the best haircut?
30teracyte: magic colon the gathering
Micalovits: Unlucky, turn 3 kill so slow
BillTheCat: that ain't it
Stormgod519: I do hate hullbreacher
Stormgod519: lol
CrossXhunteR: they play both sides
Stormgod519: yeah wow this card is kinda wild in a shops deck
TXC2: a tasteful 3/3
Dr_fragenstien: it's an eldrazi, I don't think you want to fathom it's nuts
Stormgod519: gross
CrossXhunteR: they cast two creatures
Stormgod519: so gross
Stormgod519: good work
nimbus_machine:

Stardackk: bring in the rod?
RayFK: Damn man off the DOME
Juliamon: There's been some real good styles
TheOneInquisitor: Honestly it's been 8 years and I dont even remember all of them but like it HAS to be Lua right
Micalovits: You can say Jordynne and keep it in LRR technicalyl
Stardackk: as someone with hair almost as bright as Lua, its Lua
Micalovits: And she had pretty great hair at that PPR
Diabore: wow this looks hateful
TXC2: we've had over 100 PPR's, have we had 100 Guests?
Diabore: @TXC2 almost certainly
HadesLeprechaun: The idea of scripting a whole commander game sounds so miserable to plan out i cant even imagine why people have ever thought that
Diabore: inb4 null rod
TXC2: !card hullbreacher
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature β Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
Dr_fragenstien: ballista for 1 might bait their counterspell. It shouldn't, but it might
TXC2: I wager that scripting out a 4 player commander game would be harder then scripting out the Royal Rumble match
BillTheCat: never had it
TehAmelie: i remember once stacking a regular card deck to "script" one hand of Poker. it took like two hours
TXC2: "Dormamu, I've come to bargin!"
A_Dub888: all according to keikaku
BillTheCat: g.g.
Juliamon: we will never forget ass biefef
CrossXhunteR: what does the placard on the "set" say?
hi_im_emily: @Juliamon cusk
TXC2:
all the BM hogs are on Arena now 
dsil88: Keikaku means plan
A_Dub888: something something seacliff
CrossXhunteR: the crochet or needlepoint thing
DAC169: MtG:Arena is rude/salty af
30teracyte: "Your go"
Micalovits: "you have real good luck for future ref"
Dr_fragenstien: your turn. Your turn. Nice! Your turn.
avjamethyst: loved when I got called a pukewad
BraveOthello: The Arena salt just manifests in aggressive stickers
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TXC2: BraveOthello and roping
TheGoozler: MTGO's former salt factories now found spamming "Your Go" instead of spinning bespoke shuffler conspiracies
pctjoe: when it only had the beginning addition of yugioh me and my room mate played each other so much we started playing a mode we called heart of the cards where both of us set our decks at the start of play and banned all the shuffle cards
TheGoozler: ahhh yes mommy sabreena "Still U Lose"
TheGoozler:
that was woolley yes, hey team 
BraveOthello: @TXC2 Screw those people. Im willing to wait
TheGoozler: that is such a good thing to know for future reference
iPsyop: does the goozler get goozled or does the goozler do the goozling.
Tai114: Hand could use a workshop
TheGoozler: a little of column A....
Akaiatana: I feel like the quote was from before eternal masters. But I am unsure.
Tai114: The munmnmehmen
iPsyop: nettlecyst ?
EOstby: We've had first Workshop, yes.
TXC2: wild that 3 mana is "expensive"
iPsyop: we're just sad about any hand attack
CrossXhunteR: @TXC2 welcome to magic the gathering standard in 2026
TXC2:
CrossXhunteR 
Gekyouryuu: Proposed deck name: "Our Standup Routine." because we're workshopping it, you see.
Strebenherz: oh no
BillTheCat: rip to their family
TheGoozler: still have all these
MrSarkhan: RIP opponent
hi_im_emily: yeah.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @LoadingReadyRun Graham & Wheeler. Vintage Supreme draft is with Tomatoes and Sour Cream?
Strebenherz: pffffffffffft
BillTheCat: how's Graham's RG ponza portal commander deck going?
ghyllnox:

Dr_fragenstien: after all, why shouldn't I?
Micalovits: You know we have a workshop on top anyway
Strebenherz: moral victory
Tai114: Graham you went EXACTLY the same place I did.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Gekyouryuu "Tough Crowd Tonight."
TXC2: hello thedepthandbreadthofseth welcome
hi_im_emily: damn!
Tai114: The hubris.
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TXC2: hello raiders!
thedepthandbreadthofseth watched 10 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Alternatively, is this John Coltrane's most famous version of Vintage Cube?
BillTheCat: never let the archetypes touch
jwholla: its like mixing skittles with m&ms
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
hyalopterous: Howdy raiders
TXC2: "works"
dsil88: Legacy veedeo
Frommytv: manifesting dread?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I thought that was Dragons of Tarkir.
Diabore: they drew the fair stuff at the start
dm818: they lulled us into a false sense of security
Micalovits: Turn one void mirror or sphere of resistnct
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draftsynthesis: hello and good tidings, love to have wheeler back to help graham become a real cube sicko
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Dr_fragenstien: yeah, you have colored mana now
Tai114: Shame concede!
admiral_sky_: lmao
letsbelgo: ops
TXC2: is MH2 the weakest of the 3?
BillTheCat: the good ol' shame scoop
mazingolfer: @TXC2 nah, evoke elementals
MrSarkhan: that doesn't sound right
BillTheCat: Having a JOB?? couldn't be a magic player
CrypticKablam: beautiful
Camthelion: 100
thedepthandbreadthofseth: But Wheeler, you own vintage cards, and you don't do any of those things.
TXC2: vintage players have 401Ks that are actually going to do something
dsil88: Clip that harmony
DrLigmaPhD: Harmony of a buddy comedy from 2005 that has aged..... it's aged
SolarBlitz1: Blark lotus, mall cop?!
TehAmelie: if you get a third person here you can record a single. call it "Well, well well"
Stormgod519: oh god
Stormgod519: Lodes incoming
BillTheCat: never force a big load
Stormgod519: lol
TXC2: you can in fact die from forcing a big load
FurthestChunk: they refused our load...
Tai114: Hey, teacher
Tai114: Leave those loads alone
Stormgod519: oooh, a key
Oneluckyghoul: first time ive seen a load forced and refused at the same time
BillTheCat: killing the opponent? a novel strategy
iPsyop: refusing lodes from Benny Wheels should be a crime
Stormgod519: wait, we can have a citadel...
draftsynthesis: doing it because it's funny is what supreme draft is all about
Akaiatana: Vintage magic is the real hoo hoo's of funny magic
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CaptainSpam: MTGO with sound effects, now that's a treat we rarely get on LRR.
BillTheCat: better lucky than good
AtrusOfMyst: I have N100 Showdown on screen 2 and this stream on screen 1. Wheelers everywhere you look.
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Stormgod519: pfft
kimalane2: KEKW KEKW
Stormgod519: half them right here
EOstby: Now that's classic MTGO chat.
hi_im_emily: you have really good luck for future ref
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wait, is this "future reference?"
Cptasparagus: oooh I was not expecting vintage lrrm tugs
splashcryptic: so lucky
Stardackk: yeah we do
Stormgod519: pfft...
Diabore: @hi_im_emily hit em with the "we have good luck for future ref"
Stormgod519: oh my god
draftsynthesis: trying to get cards off the top?
Stormgod519: opponent
TXC2:
thedepthandbreadthofseth yes, this is what future sight was showing us 
Stormgod519: they be digging
iPsyop: they're on the top
Stardackk: lucktard lmao
yofl: oh yikes
BluciU: they must be trying to get threshhold for their barbarian ring
hi_im_emily: now that's just rude
letsbelgo: wow thats a word
admiral_sky_: won the mental match
powerflapjack: lmao get rekt butthead
Akaiatana: Let's not quote insults in chat
yukiMakingArt: this was a double win
TXC2: Lucktard, now theres some oldschool MTGO chat
30teracyte: ops indeed
Stormgod519: someone round up the "jump off a sea cliff" clip
dm818: and maintained the moral highground
TheWooglie: #professional
IbunWest: sounds like they had a mental misstep
rosesmcgee: win on all axes
kimalane2: lmaooo what a crashout, in a supreme draft of all things
yukiMakingArt:
me when someone ragequits in street fighter 
splashcryptic: this is why arena needs chat
Tai114: You extracted so much fun from them that you ruined their mood, that's the bonus secret objective completed
Bengineering: we should add a chat to arena >.>
wedge_x: @TXC2 lul
mazingolfer: you may have gotten them to quit playing
Micalovits: And this is why there is no chat on Arena
Niehilius: @loadingreadyrun yo Mr wheels - can you confirm you are going to Magiccon Amsterdam?
GreyThey: Hey chat, maybe don't repeat ableist slurs
BluciU: @Niehilius there's gonna be german cards there, I doubt he'd miss it
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: to be fair I did have to yell at someone who tried running me over with their truck the other day
themercenary1987: @Bengineering Actually may be less tilting than current emotes
Niehilius: Awesome! I will send an emissary with card(s) to sign!
Stormgod519: oh boy, powder
yofl: wheeler no
jiujitsumike: pickle
NeoKevlar: oh god
BluciU: pickle pepsi
Dovian: Pickle no good
Rootpotato: Pickle?
NeoKevlar: here we go
powerflapjack: 1:11 minutes
FurthestChunk: Time for an induction
Cptasparagus: at work?
Philocalist: Pickle?
Stardackk: PICKLE?
Rootpotato: i dont want no pickle
Micalovits: But not at the MagicCon - to busy seeing weird old public toilets
RayFK: I'll be there #wotcstaff
Strebenherz: @Bengineering i'm glad arena is chatless, but i'll admit that would be interesting to see
Camthelion: Are yall doing any CommandFests?
Tai114: Wheeler, you and Graham are having a BABY?
Tai114: And you're announcing it at MC Amsterdam?
Stardackk: to pick up German Foil Magic: the Gathering cards
iPsyop: wheeler's going to amsterdam for the german foils, we already know this.
Stormgod519: oh right
Stormgod519: pickle lighter
DAC169: @themercenary1987 considering how many emotes were made just for being toxic, I vote no chat
Stardackk: PICKLE?
admiral_sky_: 1 hour for pickle
Paranundrox: perfect time to load into the stream
CrossXhunteR: did he say pickle lighter?
Stardackk: nah man
Stormgod519: oh...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @RayFK is that hastag for clout, or sympathy?
Stormgod519: that's the initiative
BluciU: is this the next step after an unplugged controller
CrossXhunteR: the initiative, pretty good
NeoKevlar: oh yeah she nice
mazingolfer: opponent seems to be doing something cracked
NotCainNorAbel:
500
breaumiester: well this game looks hard now
draftsynthesis: oh god i look away for one minute and now we're back to PICKLE?
themercenary1987: What is this youtube poop pickle thing?
Paranundrox: we can make a 4/4 Automaton I guess
BillTheCat: hate it when my opponent plays a 3-drop with 30 lines of rules text hidden in a box
Paranundrox: you can do Serpent as 2/2 instead of Sphere?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what about tezzeret and stone coil?
CrossXhunteR: do we need to hold misstep up for swords/path?
Cptasparagus: push out a huge coil?
KeytarCat: Just a massive coil]
Micalovits: Wait, no swing???
thedepthandbreadthofseth: march on the stack is MV 1?
Paranundrox: no WPA is gross
Stormgod519: good question, G
powerflapjack: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Stonecoil is 0
Stormgod519: I couldn't tell ya
powerflapjack: so you just need to pay white
superdude097: @thedepthandbreadthofseth If X is 0, which they'd likely do because Serpant is MV 0
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CrossXhunteR: mono white initiative, playable in vintage (i think)
BillTheCat: rip
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @powerflapjack 4d chess is to realize "x or less" means x shouldn't equal 0
Stormgod519: yep
Stormgod519: Initiative is a vintage deck
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Paranundrox: and they have to pick answering Tezz or taking the initiative
Micalovits: And they have to choose betwen taking it back and killing tezzeret
Ratosai: Give me that thing...your dark initiative.
Mazrae: Watching MTGO is reminding me when theros came out and they played it on here
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz I hear he'll be in the new Space Balls as well.
Stormgod519: oh shit
CrossXhunteR: why don't we have saga
BillTheCat: rip
Stormgod519: now they can do both
Paranundrox: what if they just killed us
draftsynthesis: oh we're so dead
Paranundrox: huh I guess not
mulligan2six: por que no los dos?
Paranundrox: what if they didn't just kill us
BrowneePointz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth he is!
draftsynthesis: one less initiative trigger does matter so much...
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Stormgod519: and now we get the initative still
yofl: ??
Paranundrox: Magic players don't read
NeoKevlar: maybe its their first time play WPA?
yukiMakingArt: paid actor
drrek0: the check cleared
BillTheCat: it has too many lines of text
TXC2: read is tech
Micalovits: Oh - its scripted, just like game knights!
CrossXhunteR: oh, we still have the initiative. great.
Stormgod519: oh boy, a mox
Stardackk: if we play sphere then swamp we can gleemox
Stardackk: and its not countered
Paranundrox: true
Paranundrox: we do lose City though
jwholla: that is a big snake
Stardackk: no its bad but its true
Stormgod519: we also dont have mana to do that
Stormgod519: unless we play the swamp
Stardackk: especially when we can patchwork
Akaiatana: It's true but you shouldn't play it!
superdude097: @Stormgod519 City casts Sphere, then Swamp casts Gleemox
BluciU: gleemox in the cube is very funny
TXC2: why aren't we playing the swamp?
BillTheCat: it would kill city of traitors
BrowneePointz: city of traitors @txc2
Paranundrox: we have the same mana but it gives us a card and allows us to play more lands
TXC2: BillTheCat BrowneePointz right! thank you
Stardackk: and we have a 2nd patchwork next turn
Gekyouryuu:
Hey, Graham, you ready for Desert Bus? 
BluciU: oh no I gotta book my plane and hotel
Tai114: "MC Amsterdam last week was so fun."
themercenary1987: Its July 17the for all ofbus just panicked
Paranundrox: I hope they fetch
BluciU: ben you fool, MC amsterdam is TOMORROW
Foxmar320: Graham you're late for your shift
Stormgod519: "you are a planeswalker"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @themercenary1987 July???
EvilBadman: "But why male models?"
CrossXhunteR: opponent really hates taking the initiative back
themercenary1987: It is however Download Festival for any metalheads this weekend. Gonna blast some heavy music in honour
ghyllnox:
"Uh huh" 
Stormgod519: oh boy...
yukiMakingArt: yeah..
Micalovits: Truuuuuth
Strebenherz: BAHAHA
superdude097:

admiral_sky_: wait the border agent is cool?
Strebenherz: TRUE THAT
BillTheCat: yeppp
draftsynthesis: incredible
ghyllnox: You and everyone else man
themercenary1987: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yup july 17-19
yofl: lmao
Stormgod519: oh they're just dead
Akaiatana: The border agent was gatekeeping
TXC2:
Akaiatana boooooo 
Tai114: The influencers going to the Star Wars Episode IX release party and saying "yeah it was good thanks for the invite"
public_key_reveal_party: @admiral_sky_ I wouldn't go that far, but ...
BrowneePointz: as both a Magic Fan and a Comics Dork, heβs right. a little out of line but heβs right
CaptainSpam: I was hoping this story would end with "Wait, really? *checks computer* Nooooo shit! *stamps passport* HEY BOSS! I'm takin' the rest of the weekend off!"
Strebenherz: the border agent was booing homelands and onwards xD
themercenary1987: Thats a sweet fleshraker
admiral_sky_: @public_key_reveal_party yeah, a sentence I would never actually utter
Paranundrox: I don't want to be unkind but our opponent has cast Black Lotus, Time Walk, Ancestral Recall and White Plume Adventurer on the play and is on the razor's edge
Stormgod519: lol
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
KeytarCat: π
DAC169: D:
Paranundrox: I think it's like 25 points of cards seen so far from them?
letsbelgo: rude
ghyllnox: Thank you so much
IbunWest:

TXC2: love you too Graham
Vinewood_OG: That's fair.
ReachW: He's right to say it
iPsyop: that means he loves us right ??
AlnessVT: Honestly we deserved it
DAC169:

Stormgod519: I remember Wheeler saying "hey everyone, Graham here" in Vegas lol
CrossXhunteR: @Paranundrox they have refused to regain the initiative back from us, for some reason
Diabore: you work for this guy wheeler?
Micalovits: Welp, Grahams canceled
KaleidoscopeMind: thanks G
raulghoulia: cacnceled
Cptasparagus: happy pride
Stormgod519: yeah that's kinda wild
themercenary1987: In pride month Graham???
Foxmar320: I knew it
BluciU: idk ben I think you gotta get a new job after that, I couldnt work for a guy who says that kind of thing about moldovans
jwholla: i thought this was a family show
themercenary1987: #blamegraham
Foxmar320: Can't believe he said that on air
V01D10: I used to be pan, but what graham said made me straight
draftsynthesis: that attack forces them to trade?
draftsynthesis: yeah this is good for us?
Paranundrox: getting WPA off the board is big
Stormgod519: hmmm
Paranundrox: 29 points
Stormgod519: wait a minute
Micalovits: What a weird fog they just played
Stormgod519: oooo
TXC2:
I dislike the fog effect on the one ring more then the card drawing 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Paranundrox as someone from Western Pennsylvania, this initialism is very confusing.
Stormgod519: well, we just draw another mox
themercenary1987: Is Vintage Cube just a themed artifacts cube?
Stormgod519: LOL
Stormgod519: we cant cast it still
TXC2: themercenary1987 sometimes there's storm
CrossXhunteR: oh, they still havent trapped us yet
draftsynthesis: even another mana source gets us to ring to get the colorless source
Stormgod519: @TXC2 hiiiiiii
Paranundrox: is there an argument for holding Mox to just win with Fleshraker immediately?
Stormgod519:

Micalovits: Storm, wheel decks, technically some tempo decks
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @themercenary1987 what are the most unfair and punishing cards in magic?
Dog_of_Myth:

iPsyop: so weird
letsbelgo: meaty cards
mr_Powerup: Sorry, thats me
TXC2: Stormgod519 oh you
Stardackk: when did they add this??
Dovian: I forgot modo had sound effects
super731: me and who starts flicking cards in my hand
Vinewood_OG: Keep going
Vinewood_OG:

Stormgod519: we have one left
Paranundrox: they still have Trap right
Paranundrox: yeah so our time is somewhat limited
Micalovits: Guess we lost
draftsynthesis: uh aren't we dobs
Stormgod519: uh oh
Paranundrox: well we need to untap Vault
Stormgod519: welp
themercenary1987: Whats thecreason we cant cast fleshraker?
draftsynthesis: dead to our own mana vault, the best way to go
Paranundrox: @themercenary1987 colorless pip cost
Stormgod519: darn, 1 low
themercenary1987: Oh becausexwe couldnt untsp vault
TXC2: right chat I'm off
themercenary1987: Sorry im dumb
Stormgod519: take care TXC2
Stormgod519: holy shit
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
Stormgod519: this hand
Paranundrox: jesus
Stormgod519: 3ballingh
Stardackk: it is just a vintage circle shops deck
Stormgod519: Im free... 3 balling
StreamTeam3000: why no trinisphere?
BillTheCat: so vexing
draftsynthesis: "I think our decks really good" has turn one trinisphere and doesn't even need it
Paranundrox: playing around Force
StreamTeam3000: okay kinda true
NeoKevlar: i mean, they cost 1 now
NeoKevlar: right
kimalane2: now they can cast moxen due to sphere?
Stormgod519: lol
draftsynthesis: well now they can cast moxen for 1 colored mana
Stormgod519: they can cost moxen, but that's okay
Stormgod519: that just ups the storm count
BluciU: you fool! now they can cast force again with spirit guide
themercenary1987: Have you seen Molecule Man? All spells have miracle 0. Vexing Bauble about to be everywhere
Stormgod519: oh, hello
Stardackk: lmao
Cptasparagus: big if kinda true
admiral_sky_: I think they wish they were casting moxen
CaptainSpam:
Graham takes off and now the stream goes off the rails. Figures. 
super731: jarvis 3 this guy's ball
Dr_fragenstien: this is so gross
BrowneePointz: Wheeler is just in it for the Spheres
StreamTeam3000:
jeah sorry
stop harras me
Stormgod519: how many cities do you want?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @themercenary1987 Who the F is Molecule Man?
draftsynthesis: sphere into turn one academy is brutal
StreamTeam3000: just joined your awesome stream
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ELD_Winterlight: Imagine them keeping a hand with mox academy and then seeing this
Stormgod519: @StreamTeam3000 its okay
Stormgod519:
(don't say sorry, its banned
)
themercenary1987: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Marvel super who is a beyond omega level mutant
StreamTeam3000: no, i just joined your stream today my friend
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NeoKevlar: how many frames of invincibility does he need to dodge?
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Stormgod519: @Micalovits lol, nice
StreamTeam3000:
i mean i just came into the stream
sry germane english 
Stormgod519: oh boy
StreamTeam3000:
thx mate 
Stormgod519: strip crucible
super731: how many pieces of deli meat in hand
StreamTeam3000: @Micalovits Danke fΓΌr das Geschenkabo!
raulghoulia: how else do you sort deli meat?
Stormgod519: well they just lose
ogier300: Good, wet card flicking action
TehAmelie: remember Pork Slap? that's what it sounds like
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @themercenary1987 I have... thoughts.
Dr_fragenstien: it's not a real sandwich unless the meats are properly randomized
Akaiatana: I hope our opponent doesn't have ham attack
draftsynthesis: i have to know the origin on this sound design. it's immaculate
ArtDecoSunburn: No liverwurst?
luckyalien013: I only sleeve my cards the Ocky way
Pywodwagon: I hate it when my opponents flick their deli meat
Stormgod519: @TehAmelie is that what porkin is?
Vinewood_OG: Pork slap baby pork slap
BillTheCat: can't believe you don't remember the pork slap
Gekyouryuu: shuffling deli meat? well, clearly that's because Wheeler is a Pro(sciutto) Magic Player
itsZenegos: they said pork slap as if it was pickle
Stormgod519: this is so gross
p0ckets: fth, fth, fth, fth., fth, fth..
Stormgod519: i love it
EvilBadman: How much time do you think they spent recording card flicking foley
TehAmelie: the comic Nobody Scores discovered that if you slap someone in the face with pork they let you do whatever you want
CaptainSpam: Magic: The Gathering, a Delicatessen Game
themercenary1987: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Oh did i mention the card is colourless and 6 mana so it goes in everydeck?
kimalane2: don't think they can do much through trinisphere
Stormgod519: no it costs 4
Stormgod519: oh we have ust enough
Dr_fragenstien: oh no layers NotLIkeThis
Dr_fragenstien: I thought it would cost 4 too
ghyllnox: It's vintage *supreme* you gotta get all the meats
Stormgod519: it does
Stormgod519: we had just enough mana
Pywodwagon: trinisphere is the last step of determining costs
Stormgod519: Trinisphere is always last
Stormgod519: go up, then down, then 3ball
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: I just miscounted our mana
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @themercenary1987 is this in Standard?
Dr_fragenstien: got it, makes sense
draftsynthesis: oh god that's right, i forgot trinisphere is weird like that
kimalane2: the rule of threes is unbreakable
Stormgod519: t1 raking their flesh?
Stormgod519: ouch
Stormgod519: well
Stardackk: oucgh
draftsynthesis: oh lmao
themercenary1987: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I think its commander set.... im not sure though
BrowneePointz: That card is gonna turn Wheeler in to J Jonah Jameson
super731: ooo this spider p good into 3ball
Stormgod519: @themercenary1987 it is the commander set
Stormgod519: last I checked
kimalane2: <message deleted>-1/-1 major punt
draftsynthesis: sequencing of kings
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Spider... Girl? Woman? I can't wait to learn what those cards are ACTUALLY called.
kimalane2: also, why not running out opal?
Anubis169: We have a veto on that term
kimalane2: sorryyy
BrowneePointz: Wheeler knows what he's doing
BrowneePointz: he's uhhhh pretty good at Magic
BrowneePointz: as the kids say
Stormgod519: they call him Wheeler
kimalane2:
me neither, that's why I specialize in ragebait 
draftsynthesis: an unanswered fleshraker does do a lot
Stormgod519: oh boy, loads
BrowneePointz: A small man the size of a Large Man
Anubis169: if you specify in ragebait in a live game, please don't be surprised when something happens
Dog_of_Myth: Oh Lodey
Anubis169: specialise*
super731: big lode son or scrawling crawler daughter
Anubis169 fwaps phone
ghyllnox: @Anubis169 Oh is *that* what that sound is
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz a man twice the size of a man half his size...
kimalane2: they will get +2+2 also
Juliamon: in this channel we respect the streamer, except when he tells us to delete his partner's messages
Dog_of_Myth:

Stormgod519: oh we got it
Micalovits: Thats.... Also a choice
draftsynthesis: hm. is this bad for us somehow?
Stormgod519: right we dont run it out so we keep city
Akaiatana: @draftsynthesis Yes, magic is bad for us
draftsynthesis: so true
BillTheCat: they don't seem pissed off
draftsynthesis: they're deck is so hateful lmao
Anubis169: oh boy
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BrowneePointz: Juliamon respects the streamer. Juliamon would throw us to a Tiger for a Klondike bar(for the bit, for the bit)
Dog_of_Myth: Gondor called
Stormgod519: we could also forge
TehAmelie: if we play the One Ring Boromir is gonna turn to us, right?
kimalane2: mom said we have vexing bauble on a stick
Stormgod519: to try and just storm off
raulghoulia: um actually, Faramir is the little bro
BrowneePointz: Nearamir, Faramir, Wherever you Aramir
super731: if he was ugly would be be not so faramir
Juliamon: heck I'll throw myself to the tiger for the bit
Dr_fragenstien: doesn't powder have the same problem as forge?
Anubis169:

Stormgod519: only having 1 land yeah
TehAmelie: Zoolander voice: i have a lot of things to powder
Pywodwagon: yes it will
draftsynthesis: powder will have a problem next turn, only 2 balls with 2 lands
super731: no double lode sadly
Dr_fragenstien: i probably don't play enough magic at this level, but i've never seen lavinia do this much before
Stormgod519: theyll fail their crypt flip
Stormgod519: yeah!
Anubis169: chip chip chip chip
Sibwow: nickel??
Micalovits: I mean, they are dead on their next turn to mana crypt anyway surely
draftsynthesis: some kind of copper tablet situation...
Stormgod519: we still can't powder
Stormgod519: but they die on draw
Stormgod519: they die to flip?
dagoth__ur_: i wish rathew got invited LRR too
Anubis169: 1HP and a dream
Stormgod519: wow
Stormgod519: gg!
draftsynthesis: let's go
Anubis169: Victory!
super731: yippee
dagoth__ur_: Nice
Stormgod519: well done streamer
Stardackk: the 3-0
kimalane2: EZ Clap
BillTheCat: cograts
StrykerBoh: Clap
ReachW: ggs
Anubis169: I don't remember there being this many sound effects in MTGO
BillTheCat: open the chest before he gets here
Cptasparagus: does that trophy means you're friendly?
insanecat6mtg: GG!
Pywodwagon: once he has those cigarettes
Stormgod519: sounds good
Tai114: Point and pog
Anubis169: !break
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draftsynthesis: some are calling it the better than content trophy
IbunWest:

Stormgod519: I am gonna grab an ice cream sandwich
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Earthenone: !pride
ArdCollider: I am not allowed to offer specifics but working on Thunderbolts* was a solidly good time.
BrowneePointz:
@ArdCollider 
BrowneePointz: I keep forgetting you work in Hollywood
wedge_x: it was one of the better MCU things to work on, yeah
ArdCollider:
eh, my artists are making the work and then I do the work to make sure the clients get exactly the deliverables they expect back from that work. 
ArdCollider: and then Wedge hauls the mail, to and from the client, and makes sure we don't run out of drive space or accidentally delete things.
BrowneePointz: I assume it's always fun to work on projects that are visually interesting, but even more so when it's a film that like...has a thesis and something to say
Anubis169:
Well done 
Stormgod519: run it back!
Stormgod519: hmmmm
ghyllnox: Uh
raulghoulia: better that than the rakes again
powerflapjack: Graham's a packers fan?
Stormgod519: bazaar is kinda fun
draftsynthesis: thoughtsneeze?
Stormgod519: let's do it
Anubis169: We expect to see him back next MTG cast, and all the grater for it
Strebenherz: bazaar sounds legit
soulkiss86: <message deleted>F
FurthestChunk: Bazaar? Nah man nah
ghyllnox:
@Anubis169 Booo 
Akaiatana: Yargle, I've come to bazaargle
Stormgod519: @Anubis169 sucha cheesy joke
thedepthandbreadthofseth: to shreds you say?
NeoKevlar: now you can put Graham's Cheese on Graham crackers
jellyfish0413: start on graham's bazaar adventures
Anubis169: Stormgod519: it shreds though
soulkiss86: <message deleted>FUN mtg CANT RESPOND ON CASCADE lost the game cause of it wtf is that for shit bugg
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: How Bazaar, How Bazaar
BrowneePointz: Chat, your jokes aren't very Gouda. This is funnier if you pronounce it in the original dutch
draftsynthesis: oooh, ssg
Juliamon: please be chill here
Stormgod519: @Anubis169 don't jack this conversation....
Stormgod519: I love Hollow One
Stormgod519: Minsc and Boo, my Beloved
Rootpotato: bazaar my beloved
hd_dabnado: i was gonna suggest breach lmao
Stormgod519: has to be, right?
raulghoulia: saw him last draft
draftsynthesis: if they have all the bazar nonsense then there has to be?
Juliamon: we can't feel the rain here, alas
Pywodwagon: no official card art looks faker to me than that cradle
Stormgod519: ay, there he is
Stormgod519: Mox...
zelukester: can someone add a quote for Wheeler saying "Squee, thank god"?
draftsynthesis: oh it's so painful to not take ancestral, but we are so commited
Stormgod519: holy shit mox academy
Micalovits: Spending mana? Whats that?
Stormgod519: Bus
Juliamon: nah you earned that one
draftsynthesis: shouldn't we still be taking moxen? genuinely confused by not taking moxen
Decaped: Why is Graham swearing from off screen again?
lamina5432: hex?
hd_dabnado: null rod might be good
Stormgod519: that's okay
Stormgod519: we need a second Bazaar
Stormgod519: ?
Stormgod519: oh there it is
Juliamon: the second bazaar has hit the draft table
Stormgod519: Wasteland is pretty good
draftsynthesis: god oppo is in this cube? yuck
Paranundrox: GG find Bazaar
Stormgod519: oh well
Stormgod519: there's a black lotus
Stormgod519: Gaak!
Paranundrox: do you need second force
draftsynthesis: I don't think I'm made for supreme draft, this is stressful
Stormgod519: lol
Juliamon: yeah this looks REAL familiar
Stormgod519: this is very similar to one we had
hd_dabnado: we had like, 90% of this pack
Paranundrox: no it's spiritually similar to a couple
Stormgod519: its not exact, the spellbomb wasn't in there
Cptasparagus: you're also going insane, though
TheAlmightyCheddar: This isnt arena, Wheeler
hd_dabnado: terrible deck, great 3-0
draftsynthesis: just a godawful deck
draftsynthesis: just open bazar each game fivehead
Rootpotato: settling in for a 50 minute rounfd
TheAlmightyCheddar: Although this does look like an arena drafter drafted it
Stormgod519: oh boy
Stormgod519: this is quite the deck
iPsyop: no stomping ground ?
MechaNoelle: The blue card and your only blue source is blotus?
Paranundrox: rude
Stormgod519: bazaar and Once upon a time
Pywodwagon: master of death
Stormgod519: oh lol
Pywodwagon: is what they're talking about
Strebenherz: eh i trust wheeler to drive this bus of shenanigans
Stormgod519: you never cast MoD
Stormgod519: got the roots on turn 1?
Stormgod519: we can almost hard cast fury lol
Paranundrox: it makes you a desperate one
MechaNoelle: Oh, MH2 isn't real and it can't hurt me
Paranundrox: what about second bazaar
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Stormgod519: live a little
Pywodwagon: killing tamiyo no good
Pywodwagon: gimme one with a bazaar on it
Stormgod519: oh it puts into hand
Stormgod519: roots, no?
Paranundrox: Rootwalla?
Stormgod519: are we not playing roots?
Micalovits: Nah, holding rrots for vengevine
Stormgod519: okay
Paranundrox: fair
iPsyop: the penjamin hitting and deciding on the lines of play got we wiggin right now lol..
super731: wallas is waiting on the bus
Stormgod519: I forgot we had vengevine
Stormgod519: oh boy, anger lol
Paranundrox: curious what they're holding up to not crack clue for a land
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: ive never heard of this kind of cube
Stormgod519: I know vintage cube but not this kind of draft format
Paranundrox: definitely showing weakness in hunting for lands here
NeoKevlar: also, i have no idea how to evaluate how many lands to have in this kinda format
NeoKevlar: its so wild to me
Stormgod519: 10 lands
Stormgod519: 2 of which don't add mana
kimalane2: stirring pasta ahh sound effect
Stardackk: 10 is alot in this format too
Stormgod519: oh yeah
Stormgod519: vengabus is here
TehAmelie: !venga
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evil_h2o_elf: Bus is Coming
Stormgod519: !bus
Stormgod519:

NeoKevlar: we grief here too
NeoKevlar: right?
super731: mreow
Stormgod519: a second bolt as hit the board
kimalane2: black lotus, sounds kinda discriminatory
Stormgod519:
?
kimalane2: not sure this is my magic
Stardackk: this is when they jewel into paradoxical outcome
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Stormgod519: they cant quite PO after a jewel
Stardackk: oh nvm
Stormgod519: but...
Stormgod519: well
doctor_spacheman: Q-rizzler?!
Stormgod519: I might be speaking to soon
powerflapjack: well that blocks forever and a day
Korolan: What's PO?
kimalane2: the quantums have been rizzled
Juliamon: blinged out like the infinity gauntlet
Pywodwagon: this format is gonna be funny with the fantasticar next time it rolls around
Stardackk: !card paradox outcome
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Stormgod519: !card Paradoxical Outcome
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justalog96: Has graham recovered from being canceled yet?
Stormgod519: dammit stardackk
Stormgod519: too fast
Korolan: Thank you, I wasn't connecting the dots.
Stormgod519: oh boy
Stormgod519: a hollow one
Stormgod519: do we win?
hd_dabnado: bowmasters would punish the ring here
Stormgod519: good call lol
TehAmelie: where's a volcano when you need it
Micalovits: No one suspects the second ring
StreamTeam3000: do we play 1 more bolt?
Stormgod519:
hope we draw our bonecrusher giant 
StreamTeam3000:
just kindly asking 
Stormgod519: uh oh
Stardackk: is there a lands deck in this cube?
BITs19_: !card grief
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Stormgod519: Stardackk almost assuredly
Stormgod519: pro everuything
StreamTeam3000: the have ring
Stormgod519: they have ring protection
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: I see
Stormgod519: muck with them
Stormgod519: well that goes neutral
StreamTeam3000: now they have spire
Stormgod519: oh I see
StreamTeam3000: lol, i thought its basalth monolith
StreamTeam3000:
and not this "bad" grim monolith 
Stardackk: there is none of the usual lands deck cards in here. there is a frenzied baloth but nothing else
seanmrwick: Hey Gents! How goes the draft?
Robot_Bones: Thanks for having Graham, its great that he's here
freesh_avoca_do: ha ha ha ha ha
Stormgod519: hi Graham
seanmrwick: ooh noo
Stormgod519: we drafted a mess
seanmrwick: Are you running anything like Bear Force 1 kind of deck?
Mr_Horrible: turns out consistently having protection from everything is a good way to not die
Stormgod519: do we get there?
freesh_avoca_do:

Stormgod519: oh no...
seanmrwick: I have no idea how with a draft deck like this you somehow are winning
Stardackk: LMAO
hd_dabnado: OH NO
Stormgod519: they sequenced wrong
Mr_Horrible: incredible
ghyllnox:

letsbelgo: lolol
Stormgod519: opponent...
seanmrwick: Leeeeeeet's go
ghizmou:
100 amazing plays all around
powerflapjack: they went for style
Mr_Horrible: when you step on the lego that you yourself put on the carpet
StreamTeam3000: cut fury?
Stardackk: Big maya
seanmrwick: Oh, are you going for a Jund Deck, Wheeler?
Stormgod519: Hyund? Chund?
StreamTeam3000: fury dont seems super good, dont it?
Stardackk: master of death is a BG card in reality
HadesLeprechaun: also G missed the chat just a few minutes prior where Wheeler did specifically say he was trying to bait the opponent to make mistakes
TehAmelie: i love that Protomen song
Stormgod519: pfft
EvilBadman: Ho JAckman, iirc
Stormgod519: we lost a rootwala right?
DreamyPants: my favorite win of all time involved discarding obstinate baloth to a liliana uptick when I was mega-dead on board
Stormgod519: oh boy
Robot_Bones: The Root Doctors
seanmrwick: Oooh Canada
Stormgod519: LOL
A_Dub888: !venga
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Stardackk: christmas?
TehAmelie: no one expects Bhagdad to have a second bazaar
Stormgod519: Bazaar decks...
Stormgod519: theyre wild
Stormgod519: Bus
drexciya808: p
seanmrwick: Well played, Wheeler
Rootpotato: bose
drexciya808: fully reclined
Rootpotato: i get it
drexciya808: hell yeah
ghizmou: @Rootpotato thank you for spelling it, I did not get it
EvilBadman: G's shoulder joints are purely dust
TehAmelie: good workout for the delts though, right
Cptasparagus: like a 50 year old guy rides a motorcycle?
seanmrwick: I keep the Bose Subwoofer under my TV and have two speakers near 2 parts of my couch
drexciya808: hahahaha
Stormgod519: bisexual sitting?
Stormgod519: f o o t
Stardackk: im a big recliner fan for TFT
drexciya808: competitive stance
freesh_avoca_do: im fully reclined, quintuple chin, half asleep
TheGoozler: devastating lumbar maneuvers
EvilBadman:
One of these year, you'll pull the trigger on new chairs 
seanmrwick: I mean that's the same kind of seating position when I watch movies in my home office
Stormgod519: uh oh
Robot_Bones: Street Fighter is the Man-spreading posture
Stormgod519: Seasy Deasy
Micalovits: Oh, is that why you lose when you play on Oki Oki? Wrong posture?
Stormgod519: that card is fucked
seanmrwick: Especially when I'm watching Lord of the Rings
Stormgod519: turn 2 baby
ghizmou: don't worry, we'll draw vengevine
Stardackk: they t1 academy mox monolith, t2 everything else
freesh_avoca_do: ayyyy second land baybee
Stormgod519: rootwalla to vengabus?
freesh_avoca_do: this is that good good magic
drexciya808:
@rosesmcgee

letsbelgo: walla maxing
Stormgod519: big fan of this turn
HadesLeprechaun: Cori playing her edited Vengabus for Adam is still an all-time moment
Stormgod519: you do right?
Stormgod519: oh because it prevents damage...
Micalovits: !chat
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justalog96: Bummer
StreamTeam3000: what the point of exile phoenix instead of rootwalla? you think we need vengevine cast again maybe?
drexciya808: LMAO
Stormgod519: uh oh
ghizmou: that hurts
StreamTeam3000: ouphe
Stormgod519: hi Narset
Madadad:

StreamTeam3000:
collector ouphe 
justalog96: We weep
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Stormgod519: "so much" they have 3 lands
Stormgod519: we have 2
Stardackk: draw 7 incoming?
freesh_avoca_do: when the orcybow comes down tho
Stormgod519: oh no
DrLigmaPhD: Narset, Who Wrecks Your Gameplan
Stormgod519: speaking of recasting vengevine
Stormgod519: discard 3
drexciya808: gg
letsbelgo:

super731: tap bazaar discard 3 gg
freesh_avoca_do: would it be advantageous to add a basic?
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seanmrwick: hey G and Wheeler, since The Hobbit is coming out in August, what are some of the cards you're looking forward to seeing?
Stormgod519: Basking
Stormgod519: oh my god
iPsyop: oh we baskin
drexciya808: basking fully reclined
Stormgod519: this hand seems pretty damn good
StreamTeam3000:
hardcast vengevine 
TehAmelie: i love to bask in the LED lights
StreamTeam3000:

Mr_Horrible: turn 1 Vengevine, but not the way you think
drexciya808: good stuff
freesh_avoca_do: how bazaar
kimalane2:
why is it so hard to cast vengevine? 
Stormgod519: !venga
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freesh_avoca_do: beep beep turn 1
freesh_avoca_do: and the land doesn't tap for mana
Mr_Horrible: I was assured that a cube is a perfectly regular shape tho
Stormgod519: oh boy, a second Bazaar
drexciya808: sharp
drexciya808: love it
A_Dub888: isnβt a Lolmao a playable race from FINAL Fantasy XIV?
freesh_avoca_do: Wheeler is gonna draw his deck
Micalovits: He has 11 cards in hand!
drexciya808: i just pretend by vibes i get how wheeler gets there
justalog96: It wasn't our fault if we lose
drexciya808: seemsgood
Stardackk: we find that red source
Stormgod519: ayyy
Stormgod519: there's the red source
StreamTeam3000: there is the 2 turn clock
ElektroTal: what color pairs are good in arena cube, wheels
freesh_avoca_do: ca caw
Stormgod519: sup Shivam
Stardackk: narset
StreamTeam3000:
teferi 
freesh_avoca_do: Narsty
Micalovits: @ElektroTal Pairs? 4 colour or cowardice
drexciya808:
@ElektroTal
o7
StreamTeam3000:
we dont care about force 
Haroldholmes25: white aggro cards are usually pretty good on arena
StreamTeam3000:

Dread_Pirate_Westley: They only have 6 cards in hand though. What are the odds any of them DO anything?
RatherLargeToad: How Mandy one rings could they possibly have? One?
Mr_Horrible: on stream???
freesh_avoca_do: that's what Arena is missing, the undo schlorp
Stardackk: !record
couchboyj: The old top top concede?
iPsyop: this deck is gunna trophy dawg
Stormgod519: LOL
Stormgod519: Opponent...
Stardackk: amazing
Stormgod519: youv'e done this twice!
Mr_Horrible: it keeps happening
RayFK: No
super731: chalice checked
RangerAlpha7: gotta up the storm count
justalog96: oppppoooooonent
ghyllnox: Ohhhhh no oppo
RayFK: You can't get away with this
powerflapjack: *hurk*
Stormgod519: theyve chalice checked themselves twice....
RatherLargeToad: no shame scoop. surprising
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh honey
EvilBadman: @RayFK The vexing baubles countering OP has been prevalent today
freesh_avoca_do: tap tap concede?
A_Dub888: @RayFK But what if?
Mr_Horrible: why would they tap for color if one ring tho?
Stardackk: they cant balista for 3
Mr_Horrible: ah, well, there we go
ghizmou: for ring
justalog96: For the wone wing?
Stormgod519: they get portal
Stardackk: portal
Micalovits: Ring doesn't keep them alive
Mr_Horrible: yeah it can't be ring, that won't work
drexciya808: tyson knew
Stormgod519: i forgot how bestow works lol
freesh_avoca_do: ticking
drexciya808: we in it
Stardackk: recast vengevine
Stormgod519: if we manage to deck out, that's its own reward
Mr_Horrible: they count as critters cast, yeah
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DrLigmaPhD: I feel like bowmasters are good against just... magic players full stop
TehAmelie: Magic players are vulnerable to arrows, it's true
drexciya808: @DrLigmaPhD i play my crap blue decks just to metamorph that
Spades_Slicc: Bowmasters does nothing to mono red burn no draw
Stormgod519: but what about second bowmasters?
Stormgod519: lol
hd_dabnado: this is why detectives phoenix is THE GOAT
drexciya808:

Spades_Slicc: !card mana vault
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RatherLargeToad: canβt stop, wonβt stop
freesh_avoca_do: slap em with that tutu, swan lake
ghizmou: kakaw
Stormgod519: i cant believe it
drexciya808: REAL
Stormgod519: Well done
letsbelgo: caw
drexciya808: GG
ghyllnox: \o/
super731: magic the gathering
TheGoozler: from the ashes of the dirt
kimalane2:
this game made me Squee with joy 
drexciya808: Hahahah
RatherLargeToad: sometimes you just get birded
powerflapjack:

Juliamon: you didn't deserve that win, but they wouldn't have either
mattarrera: so good
Micalovits: Damn this deck sucks
justalog96: Haha hehe 2/2
HadesLeprechaun: all that power and nothing to do against a 2/2 bird
freesh_avoca_do: slammin em with Walas
ReachW: We've seen the full spectrum of Vintage Cube today, honestly. 2/2s passing eachother in the night and "I cast my entire deck, you die."
munocard: I think itβs βtechnicallyβ Rabiah
e_bloc: I mean they just printed new york right
BrowneePointz: <message deleted>Graham, I'm gonna have to hold your hand when I tell you this....Library of Alexandria
EvilBadman: I think you mean the plane of Rabiah
BrowneePointz: <message deleted>I was doing a Bit Q.Q
freesh_avoca_do: waiting or them to brainstorm
drexciya808: ready for some Greg Pop-off-ovich
kimalane2: what is it about dads with bags that make them desire to own open-air markets, and what does this all have to do with magic collection?
e_bloc: !card presence of the master
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hd_dabnado: you have the power to make better bits
RayFK: Get bit
super731: me telling my horse friend to get a new bit
e_bloc: thatll learn em
RayFK: These bits are cheeky and fun
MegaDosX: There's a printing of Diminish that mentions Lewis Carroll and Alice in Wonderland in the flavour text
CaptainSpam:
100 get bits
TheGoozler: I love those shakespeare cards. presumably mtg-shakespeare was writing sonnets 2 rootwallas
devoidmelody: My favorite card that quotes a real text is Treasure Trove quoting Emma Goldmans: on anarchism
munocard: You forgot Poland
RatherLargeToad: just didnβt want the video to last for days
MegaDosX: Well, it's not anymore
drexciya808: coleridge cards be a lifestyle
e_bloc: and if I did forget it, get bent
RatherLargeToad: So is Island
drexciya808:

munocard: Editing is a choice
TehAmelie: i only wish the FF set would have referenced FF7's Korean BBQ
drexciya808: βhurr you missed obvious jokeβ lol also gg
BrowneePointz: speaking of. excited for next Spring Graham?
BrowneePointz: (ff7re part 3)
RayFK: I do wish I could delete ONE message so it makes it more obvious it is a joke and not someone doing something wrong
e_bloc: I only wish the FF set was only sourced from FF X-2
RayFK: @BrowneePointz I still need to finish 2
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drrek0: Wait wait, let that commenter cook
Juliamon: RayFK You... can do that
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drexciya808:

lamina5432: as i am making mac and cheese really wheeler
youcantlistentobuttons: MTGO on LRRMTG?! Wheeler and Graham?! Hot dang!
freesh_avoca_do: Mac and Peens is cheesey enough
RayFK: @Juliamon This is why I'm a fake mod
Lord_Hosk: You missed the joke where you said "YOUR FACE!"
ThorSokar: wouldn't it be Macaroni and Weenus ?
pctjoe: just make the joke yourself
jwholla: yes and penis
Foxmar320: Always just end it with penis
thirsty_kitteh: I look forward to videos on "Topic and Scene"
freesh_avoca_do: so good at magic
FurthestChunk: Magic: the Penis
hexthehex: "final fantasy and penis" me when i log into Bluesky
BrowneePointz: Arjun can punch the hell out of me
BrowneePointz: I mean what?
ElektroTal: shivam and wheeler love tifa
RatherLargeToad: apparently giving her materia as well
letsbelgo: part 3 of ff7 is going to be like 200gigs big, watch
BrowneePointz: they're newbies
Juliamon: Tifa is such a natural match for the game
30teracyte: they are all new
RayFK: @Juliamon Wait can it only happen in Mod view? I genuinely don't see an option
powerflapjack:
100 i'm so happy we have more italian representation
munocard: So, I noticed something weird about that FF7 Revelation trailer. Thereβs a character missing!
Spades_Slicc: Does street fighter have a big italian audience?
30teracyte: bosch has been in the story mode
TehAmelie: i hope she does 90% punches
letsbelgo: Also supporting sf6 for 10 years
letsbelgo: is crazy
drexciya808: @ElektroTal nuuuuuu
Juliamon: RayFK idk I use Chatty
RayFK: @Juliamon Ah, might be not a thing in normal ass chat view
letsbelgo: yeah
BrowneePointz: 3 years ago lol
RatherLargeToad: I am unreasonably excited for FF Resonance
Mr_Horrible: if Tifa is Mai-tier, people are gonna crash out, which will be fun to watch
e_bloc: yeah it came out in 2010
RayFK: Oki Oki has been running since 2016
drexciya808: @drexciya808 ok respect i just hate losing to her in standard all day
munocard: @RatherLargeToad isnβt it just the FFBE mobile game?
MegaDosX: Time's fake
MegaDosX:

e_bloc: that's 60 years ago
FurthestChunk: Aetherdrift was five years ago
A_Dub888: I mean, Persona 5 is turning 10 next year
thirsty_kitteh: 10 years ago? You mean 1970??
hd_dabnado: AND PENIS
Driosenth: I had to remind my boss today that 2007 was 19 years ago, not 9, and that hurt both of us.
Mr_Horrible: esteemed Italian senator, Tifa Lockhart
Cptasparagus: Wait until you hear about SF's 30th anniversary
RatherLargeToad: @munocard story and characters from it, but complete new battle system. Plays kind of like a Persona
e_bloc: say hi to your penis for me
drexciya808:

BrowneePointz: I just love we have our first Filipino Rep in SF and she has a KARAMBIT
FurthestChunk: like the legend of the penis
BrowneePointz: give that girl a KNIFE
Mr_Horrible: 1 wasn't enough???
freesh_avoca_do: always hadd it
Stormgod519: no, that's Fury, not Damn
DrLigmaPhD: Bus is coming
30teracyte: βI personally want Street Fighter 6 to be running and operating for as long as possible,β Matsumoto told IGN. βWhen we initially kicked off the project, our internal goal was to hit that 10-year life cycle... βAnd the question regarding Street Fighter 7, that's not something weβre really thinking about right now... Street Fighter 6 and maintaining its longevity is the main focus."
Mr_Horrible: starting to think Wheeler drafted this exclusively because he loves tapping bazaar
mr_Powerup: could you have done an empty force of vigor evoke with rootwalla to vengevine?
Marvoleath: !venga
LRRbot: Somebody! Help! IT'S COMING! THE BUS IS COMING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
MegaDosX: You summoned him
hexthehex: squee AND penis?
Stormgod519: Graham?
dagoth__ur_:

e_bloc: I love master of death so much, I put together a squee/master of death commander deck with like firestorm
MegaDosX: Graham?
justalog96: gentle pumpies
hd_dabnado: mods, add that to the quotes
justalog96: Squee AND his Nabob??
munocard: βgentle pumpiesβ
Juliamon: no
StreamTeam3000: dont we wanna blow up mox?
30teracyte: beat me to it
drexciya808: looks clean (and penis)
Stormgod519: WHEELER!
Mr_Horrible: squee y penis
StreamTeam3000: cause they missed landdrop?
MegaDosX: lmao get got
super731: bro is squeein penis live on stream
iPsyop: squenis !
Juliamon: slash permit squeenis
hd_dabnado: Squegina
Cptasparagus: Squssy
DreamyPants: over under on # of "and penis"es in the next highlights video?
drexciya808: squeenis
munocard: squeenis
BrowneePointz: doesn't Squeenis make Final Fantasy?
DrLigmaPhD: Free Squenis!
thirsty_kitteh: Square Enis, creator of FF
drexciya808: ded
e_bloc: happy pride
Stormgod519: are we 2-0?
ThorSokar: Better than Squelches
Foxmar320: Squeenis is eternal
raulghoulia: Squeenis used to make great games but now its all in on mobile
iPsyop: this deck trophy's for sure
freesh_avoca_do: you can get rid of the squeenis, but it'll be back in their hand at the next upkeep
drexciya808: squeenis sounds even dirtier than penis
munocard: I really want Squeenis to release a standalone version of NieR Reincarnation
MegaDosX: WOW
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh my god
Mr_Horrible: can't even be mad at that point
MegaDosX: You got the hidden blades
drexciya808: fookin righteous
Mr_Horrible: legitimately activated their trap cards
iPsyop: I was there for that, that was the most insane thing to see happen XD
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drexciya808:

Stormgod519: oh please no
StreamTeam3000: can u swap between rounds now? on mtgo?
Mr_Horrible: still Wrenn and Six, not Wrenn and 86
MechaNoelle: turn 1 wrenn just for fear
hd_dabnado: its 10pm is your Squeenis home?
FurthestChunk: Off to give the squeenis a gentle pumpie
Stardackk: everyone needs to check their squeenis once in a while
drexciya808: ooh that sounds sexy
Stardackk: grist?
mr_Powerup: squeenis will keep coming back every upkeep
Mr_Horrible: oh that *is* sick
kimalane2: I take a look at my enormous Squeenis, and my troubles started melting away...
Stardackk: i dont think they did
e_bloc: that's 100% my shit
iPsyop: I don't think they had grist
jwholla: what age
Rootpotato: if your over 40
hexthehex: starting off Wrenn and Squeenis
drexciya808: @jwholla 4 red mana
draftsynthesis: Man I'm glad this isn't a rodeo stream I would have lost so many bananas on this one lol
dagoth__ur_: your squeenis
Mr_Horrible: "Goblin Nabob" is either a title of station or Obama addressing a goblin named Bob
munocard: the Kyren Goblins in Mercadia were actually smart and conniving
Vinewood_OG: Please show your Squeenis to a professional.
Micalovits: Your magnificent Squeenis
ThorSokar: His Royal Squeeneus
Rootpotato: eat more salad
Stardackk: also, eat more fiber
Cptasparagus: Squeenis, Goblin Knob
BrowneePointz: huh...til Nabob is an actual word
TehAmelie: i guess today we figured out Squee's name for his penis so that's a victory
Lord_Hosk: It can hurt to check, if you haven't had it checked in awhile. make sure to go slow
FurthestChunk: yeah wait we should get lrrmtg chat addicted to gambling on drafts
StreamTeam3000: they check stream if you are on bazaar
StreamTeam3000: but they dont see you online
ButterBall000: I've been trying mustard greens as an alternative to lettuce
Driosenth: Not enough fiber? Eat an ENTIRE WICKER SOFA
RatherLargeToad: Was sung by Robin Williams
munocard: but also Squeeβs Toy exists as a pun for squeeze toy
StreamTeam3000:
cvause you are on lrrmtg 
AtrusOfMyst: cherry tomatoes got them good juices
Rootpotato: love me a bazaar
Mr_Horrible: TIL they got Nabobs in Canada
jwholla: opponent please
Mr_Horrible: and here, to be fair
TehAmelie: @munocard gasp
drexciya808: nabob used to be a word for petty princes in british india
ElektroTal: the fact that you don't have an open line for me to call in and yell at you about my special interest is shivamphobic
idontgetmyrealname: hey wheeler, a bit of an aside, I stumbled across the TFT Is this your Card vods recently and really enjoyed them having just gotten into TFT recently (last set)
Stormgod519: lol
Mr_Horrible: now I'm imagining Jeff Foxworthy drafting cube
StreamTeam3000: they are thinking why should i counter
StreamTeam3000:
and then they realize it 
StreamTeam3000:
the hard way 
Stormgod519: oh boy, hollow one!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Nabob comes from the Urdu Nawwab, and was used to make fun of big fish in small ponds/poseurs.
dagoth__ur_: pretty good turn 1
Stormgod519: I have a Hollow One modern deck
Stardackk: its still a fine deck
Stormgod519: yeah mine is on 4 Makos
iPsyop: it's a freggin cool deck
Stormgod519: !card marauding mako
LRRbot: Marauding Mako [R] | Creature β Shark Pirate [1/1] | Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. / Cycling {2}
letsbelgo: shork
BrowneePointz: Aetherdrift Shark Pirate
Stormgod519: its a good shork
hexthehex: the little shark boy
drexciya808: @thedepthandbreadthofseth ahh tyft!
freesh_avoca_do: from Aether Drift
MegaDosX: !card moonshadow
LRRbot: Moonshadow [B] | Creature β Elemental [7/7] | Menace / This creature enters with six β1/β1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more permanent cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere while this creature has a β1/β1 counter on it, remove a β1/β1 counter from this creature.
StreamTeam3000:
force with timetwister 
StreamTeam3000: seems fair
Stormgod519: oh I should maybe try Moonshadow in mine
Mr_Horrible: Graham like "hmm I don't remember the Lifestream ever marauding..."
drexciya808: nabob is funny as a goblin title
Stormgod519: Mine's definitely a vengevine version
munocard: it had TWO printings
Stormgod519: Goblin Lore
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: oh hello
freesh_avoca_do: bought it for my Goblin Commander deck in 205
TheAlmightyCheddar: Value vintage staple Control of the Court?
Mr_Horrible:
never speak ill of Troll Ascetic ever again 
munocard: then they reprinted it again after the format moved on
Stardackk: too much is the answer
Stormgod519: its a tiny bit cheaper
FurthestChunk: gobbling some lore
drexciya808: true
MegaDosX:
Oh speaking of Portal, Graham how is your land destruction Commander deck coming along? 
Stardackk: its the cheapest printing
munocard: P3K continues to retain value
drexciya808: pk3 in val vint?!
StreamTeam3000: !card vibrance
LRRbot: Vibrance [3{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [4/4] | When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, this creature deals 3 damage to any target. / When this creature enters, if {G}{G} was spent to cast it, search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life. / Evoke {R/G}{R/G}
Stormgod519: lol
lamina5432: mysty boosty 2 day of drafts.
MegaDosX: Outstanding
iPsyop: mystie booster 2 sealed league
drexciya808: whoa mega torture
munocard: that is a THREAT
Lord_Hosk: He's not just the president he's also a member
TehAmelie: extortion!
Micalovits: Ahh, so torture
MegaDosX:
"Yes please, extort my children
"
drexciya808: the answer is most humans will pay not to hear it lol
hexthehex: my only exposure to that song is futurama using it
Mr_Horrible: and they immediately killed him
BrowneePointz: was it Hollow One that got SSG banned in Modern?
freesh_avoca_do: mm results
BrowneePointz: (alongside Hogaak and other issues)
Mr_Horrible: send it back lotus
drexciya808:

Mr_Horrible: looks dangerous, it could kill ya
Vinewood_OG: Is that from Omen Paths?
TehAmelie: i'm told it doesn't taste good
Stardackk: id much rather cast Hallow One
30teracyte: who needs black lotus when you have 0 mana 4/4s
MegaDosX: "I think I need to cut this Black Lotus" said no-one ever
HadesLeprechaun: gets countered by your own Vexing Bauble, terrible card
FurthestChunk: what is the single worst spell you've lotused out
freesh_avoca_do: blacklotus no thanks, I'll be casting my 5mana 4/4 mummy instead
A_Dub888: Stephen A. Smith wouldn't pick lotus so its probably garbo
iPsyop: I've never cast a bad black lotus.
drexciya808: @A_Dub888 ^
Cptasparagus: family channel and penis
Vinewood_OG: @A_Dub888 Cursed.
freesh_avoca_do: that's like $960 each year.
StreamTeam3000: if they use ring
StreamTeam3000:
nevermind 
MegaDosX: What are they doing?
TehAmelie: @FurthestChunk i once used Lotus to cast Demonic Tutor to draw another Demonic Tutor. and got mana burn.
FurthestChunk: ooh we going to listen to zombie nation
StreamTeam3000:
i was orcish bowmaster thinking 
MegaDosX: Ah.
MegaDosX: That's what they're doing
iPsyop: sultai storm, nifty.
powerflapjack: oh hey graham, i got my dad the Commodore 64 mini for father's day
drexciya808:

Lord_Hosk: Some of those Idiot rooms were good... I stress some
MegaDosX: Love seeing an Oko hit the graveyard
StreamTeam3000: ring is kinda unfair
StreamTeam3000:

letsbelgo: zombie nation
drexciya808: Dialed
FurthestChunk: who else up zombieing they nation
freesh_avoca_do: 8drils would've done it too
Lord_Hosk: lol
MegaDosX: That is a significant problem lmao
Stormgod519: neat!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 5 drills aren't enough drills...
Mr_Horrible: good on 'em
freesh_avoca_do: twins Basil?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: twins???
drexciya808:

StreamTeam3000:
timetwister allrdy in exile 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Mazel Tov!!!
freesh_avoca_do: second drils
drexciya808: forks n knives thought this would go differently
thedepthandbreadthofseth: softly with their song, I presume.
Stormgod519: squeenis?
iPsyop: squeenis
Dog_of_Myth:

drexciya808: somehow dick starkey sounds even crazier
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think it still is, Graham.
thirsty_kitteh: dick *and* p [is dragged off]
StreamTeam3000: to be honest, they allrdy used win cons right?
MegaDosX: What
freesh_avoca_do: with Marvel Superheroes we can finally BlackBolt
Stormgod519: I love Shining Time
StreamTeam3000: they are dead
MegaDosX: That has to be the first time someone has Forced a Rootwalla
drexciya808: stay on target!
StreamTeam3000: maybe 5 drops in deck
StreamTeam3000: to win
Dog_of_Myth:

Stormgod519: oh hi
dagoth__ur_: nelson walks out of the back room
iPsyop:
me ? yeah. I paid em 
Stormgod519: they made TOR into a body?
drexciya808:

Stormgod519: lol
MegaDosX: Fascinating
Stormgod519: that is kinda funny
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok, and George Carlin was Credited as??
TehAmelie: one ring with two legs?
drexciya808: ganz perfekt
MegaDosX: !card karn the great creator
LRRbot: Karn, the Great Creator [4] | Legendary Planeswalker β Karn [5] | Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated. / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value. / [β2]: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.
Stormgod519: awooooooga
Micalovits: Behold my Rootwallas and despair!
hexthehex: ends at karn's squeenis
FurthestChunk: dig through the ditches, root through the wallas and slam in the back of my bazaaaaar
Lord_Hosk: have you considered... milling them out?
Stormgod519: oh boy
drexciya808: desperate out
MegaDosX: Imagine if they hit you with Bump in the Night
drrek0: Supreme draft is a lot more fun than I thought it would be when I first heard about it
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Especially impressionable young golems. like, Karn's only 10,000 years old (although, hasn't he looped through all of history or something?)
MegaDosX: That you have lived this long against their nonsense is impressive
drexciya808:
good point graham β¦ rough for opp 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They've already drawn more than 3.
MegaDosX: What is this turn
TehAmelie: Tendrils of Agony at this point, more like Tendrils of Two-gony
FurthestChunk: opp what are you doing
Micalovits: On stream?
Stormgod519: they must be crashing out lol
Stormgod519: LOL
freesh_avoca_do: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em
slamaham: paid actor?
justalog96: woweeeee
drexciya808: GG
Dog_of_Myth:

MegaDosX: What even just happened
drrek0: I think they just ran out of ways to win and were trying to get you to concede
letsbelgo:

dagoth__ur_: LETSGO
justalog96: For the trophy!
Dog_of_Myth: That game was wild
iarethel0ser: @MegaDosX Lots of things, and also nones of things.
StreamTeam3000: so we want fury?
StreamTeam3000: dont we prefer wrenn?
rosesmcgee: They got paywalled?
Stardackk: thats why the 0-1 drop bet exists
StreamTeam3000: green pitch card
MegaDosX: Nick Fury?
freesh_avoca_do: draw the vengabus
Stormgod519: oh boy
Stormgod519: and then hollow one
freesh_avoca_do: this is delicious
MegaDosX: Walla Walla Vengevine
Stormgod519: this is so good omg
drexciya808: critical slammage
iPsyop: this deck is so good lol..
RatherLargeToad: This is madness!
FurthestChunk: shame we can't gaak
Stormgod519: attack for 4 and leave 6 power behind
Stormgod519: LOL
MegaDosX: LMAO
letsbelgo: huh
Stormgod519: oh opponent
MegaDosX: !card fatal push
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt β Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
drexciya808: love the colors, build, & spirit
justalog96: Shame concede in 3,2....?
ArdCollider: concession and penis? concession and penis?!
MegaDosX: You can target any creature with Fatal Push
Stormgod519: your target has to be a creature
Stormgod519: that's it
Stormgod519: oh many times
MegaDosX: It just doesn't do anything unless it's MV 2 or less, or 4 or less with Revolt
freesh_avoca_do: Sparky Says: "are you sure you want to do that Playa Playa?"
Stardackk: !card vengevine
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature β Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
StreamTeam3000: i am interested
letsbelgo: chad
StreamTeam3000: could we cast hogaak there?
StreamTeam3000: with fury cast?
Stardackk: there is a button on fatal push that lets you only target legal targets, wtf did they do
MegaDosX: Oh they're Pushing your Walla
StreamTeam3000: i assume we were 1 short
freesh_avoca_do: Indestructible and prevent all damage to him? as a treat
jwholla: they didnt push me
Stormgod519: TROPHY BABY!!!
drexciya808: yeeee
dagoth__ur_: gg EZ
justalog96: Dredge too good
insanecat6mtg: GG!
drexciya808: get it
Stormgod519: and we trophied with that deck
StrykerBoh: sick trophy
MegaDosX:
Hopefully opponent learned something about Fatal Push 
letsbelgo:

ReachW: He's the best to ever do it
justalog96: good bit
Micalovits: deck sucks 3-0!
FurthestChunk: +2
drexciya808: absolute blast
dagoth__ur_: gg friends
lamina5432: again next week? this time?
Stardackk: idk watching people not read vexing bauble is very funny
lamina5432: gnight
EvilBadman: oh dammit I didn't pay Graham
A_Dub888: What if I want to give you 5 bucks on the bus?
Stormgod519: I got A Kingdom of Cards
thirsty_kitteh: How has Wheeler put a live stream in 1.5x?? :/j
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Graham, if I see you on the street, what should I give you?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @A_Dub888 Is the bus on a street?
drexciya808: banger vintage ty
Stardackk: its very good
freesh_avoca_do: Mysty Boosty 2 Draft?
dagoth__ur_: this was fun
Stormgod519: rrrribbit!
RatherLargeToad:

thirsty_kitteh: Positive feedback: you got me to turn up live
Micalovits: I love the variance - especially when a format isn't new
Stardackk: more MTGO
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Yes, I love this kind of content.
Justinthomasmm: I loved this, and this combo
ELD_Winterlight: This has been awesome
Stormgod519: PPR babyyy
drexciya808: feeling like cameron β you play warhammer?!
Flyingdelorion: In 40 minutes 40k
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Non-40k?
RatherLargeToad: pass ant
Stormgod519: hey wait a minute...
justalog96: lmao
Micalovits: "Talking about Games"
AlnessVT: Wait until Let's Nope plays Passant
KaleidoscopeMind: "very weird games"
Vinewood_OG: Studious, gaseous, cozy
freesh_avoca_do: woo!
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
drexciya808:
spearhead 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it's a literary theory show about the game design.
Bruceski: Make Mine MoadingReadyRun!
Stormgod519: hot take: turtles was actually kinda fun to play
RatherLargeToad: Turtles was good, though
temurtoons: Only came across the Wheeler plus guest draft high power streams this week and gotta say I'm a big fan! Love the variety for sure
Stormgod519: oh boy Daniel
Stormgod519: Turtles was fun, Spooder a lot less so
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Not turtles" is not a particularly high bar to clear.
Stormgod519: yay, set review
drexciya808: @Stormgod519 opening now .. agreed
Stardackk: also a new north 100 out today
Stardackk: showdown
Stormgod519: oh my god
Dog_of_Myth: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
Stormgod519: decade of lrrmans
MegaDosX: Ian Drives.
Micalovits: Yea, many games in this days north 100 showdown
drexciya808:
ian le mans 
Stormgod519: Sinker Sounder...
Stormgod519: wait a minute
drexciya808: o7
Flyingdelorion: Bye bye
Micalovits: Heh, Squeenis
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Aaaaand Penis
insanecat6mtg:
Have a good day everyone! 
Stormgod519: mtgo.mp3
thedepthandbreadthofseth: someone get wheeler some water... he looked a little rosey.
ContingentCat: !next
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Wolfstrike_NL: !Box
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