AFK || Spearpoint: Nighthaunt vs Stormcast Eternals

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DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight Ben's Nighthaunt  take on Erika's Stormcast Eternals in Spearpoint! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116728538683072409
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 TehAmelie: hello Ben! and Erika!
 TehAmelie: and Cameron!
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 Micalovits: Ben out here selling Plastic Crack
 Bugberry: I have build 2 Hyperadapted Raveners too, very cool models.
goombalax: you SHOULD play necro
hiFunko: 90s necromunda maybe
MWGNZ: necromunda has sweet models and art
 Bugberry: The Malstrain Genestealers are awesome
 Bugberry: As a Leagues of Votann player, lots of people kitbash with Squats from Necromunda.
   LoadingReadyRun:  "we've decided not to add your biomatter to our collective. It's gross"
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goombalax: "Thirsting Gods LMAO" is a good synopsis of the setting
 idontgetmyrealname: all I'm here for  I know NOTHING about this game aside fromt he minis
 RatherLargeToad: Liberated!
 TehAmelie: i'm just here for you amazing people!
 Micalovits: Fun fact, I turned a bunch of Stormcast guys into Tomb King constructs! Mostly by kitbashing skulls for heads and changing some weapons
 TehAmelie: but minis are cool i guess
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 TehAmelie: and it's kaiju sized
 kragmabutch: oh very king in yellow paint scheme, i love it
MWGNZ: buff ghost
 TehAmelie: imagine if the monster in Cloverfield had a guy with an axe on fire riding it. great movie, but it could have been so much better
 Bugberry: Literally can't get worse
 couchboyj: That ghost is wearing one of Kathleen's sleeves!  (And making it look good!)
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   LoadingReadyRun: liftin' kettlebells while going into combat
 TehAmelie: that guy looks zoomy
   LoadingReadyRun:  "Maintain coherency with your dog" is just good advice
 TehAmelie: it's like the technical term for the adage "such owner, such dog"
 RatherLargeToad: Yahtzee!
 BrowneePointz: I am once again kindly asking Games Workshop for a Dark Souls game where you play as a Seraphon
   LoadingReadyRun: Scooby-doo from the ghost's perspective is a solid idea
 TehAmelie: Fromsoft could certainly make bank with their experience at making Souls games and some licensed IPs. but would they want to?
   LoadingReadyRun:  how's the music volume?
Voidhawk42: No yucking the ghost-on-weird-angel-person yum
 TehAmelie: i like it
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 Strebenherz: noticeably quieter than their speaking volume but not bad
 BrowneePointz: @TehAmelie doesn't have to be fromsoft. just "A soulslike"
 TehAmelie: who among us wouldn't like to vibe for points?
   LoadingReadyRun: btw, this is some new background music by David Williams (from Desert Bus)
 Strebenherz: nice
 e_bloc: standard sataurday night for me
 BrowneePointz: there's background music?
   LoadingReadyRun: Horse Blood Lust is the worst kind
otakon17: I thought it hit on 3?
otakon17: he got like 3x3
KeytarCat: what's rend?
 e_bloc: annihilate her?  you just met her
Despoiler98: thats a LOTTA 1s
KeytarCat: awesome, thank
 realbadatthis_: kick his ass Erika!
Despoiler98: just getting here what is Cameron working on building?
Voidhawk42: In Fantasy it was always called "rubber lance effect" when cavalry whiff
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   LoadingReadyRun: "wait! I haven't punched this horse yet!"
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Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun Mongo?
Despoiler98: Big McLargehuge
Despoiler98: full name
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I feel like taking the double turn in Spearhead is a tougher decision to make because a good scoring turn previously means you can leave yourself in a bad position because of not being able to draw more objectives
 Dog_of_Myth: Mongo just pawn in game of life.
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BrightstormRising: In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only flannel?
   LoadingReadyRun: Plaid vs Plaid
   LoadingReadyRun: "I hit the ghost with the hammer" is surprisingly effective
BrightstormRising: My Infantryman's Uplifting Primer did not cover this...
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a big axe
   LoadingReadyRun: Planning the attack? That's not fair!
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Voidhawk42: TBF, we still DID fire great cannons right at the general. Sometimes he didn't Look Out!
Voidhawk42: "Assassination via cannonball" is an ancient and noble tactic
 Getter404: Missed the first hour oh no
 Getter404: Oh, I see she went with the Ruination Chamber and not Yndrasta
   LoadingReadyRun: "will you accept the charges?"
 Getter404: AoS: The Warhammer that actually *has* Warhammers
 Getter404: They also count as Additional Attacks so you don't have to use them INSTEAD of a specific melee weapon, IIRC
 serramarkov: We're Dice Friends!
 pctjoe: Ben describing the Geneva convention
 BrowneePointz: PPR!!!!!!
   LoadingReadyRun:  hay you guise
 Strebenherz: Hallo the Alex
 ArdCollider: hey, Alex!
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 adept_nekomancer: The most secretest of Alexes
 ArdCollider: (wedge also says hi, Alex)
 Strebenherz:   
 Getter404: You fools, Alex now has control over the vertical AND the horizontal!
BrightstormRising: The Alex is a creature of the shadows, you can not know when they will strike.
   LoadingReadyRun:  we're lerdning
Seagulyus: @Getter404 wait, not both?! he's too powerful
 Getter404: You doubled the size of that unit!
 JKBalch:  
 I_Am_Clockwork: Warhams!
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Erika is leading. This pleases me 
   LoadingReadyRun:  there are so many buttons in here guys
 I_Am_Clockwork: 10000
 Getter404: Keep calm and find the button that electrifies the chairs
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Is there a button that says "Do not push this button"?
 PharaohBender27: @I_Am_Clockwork 
Xx_JAG_xX: wow, no goblins???
 Getter404: @Xx_JAG_xX Jacob isn't in town
Xx_JAG_xX: o gloomsgitz??
Xx_JAG_xX: @Getter404  
 PharaohBender27: @Xx_JAG_xX Jacob moved to Japan
   LoadingReadyRun:  "Strugglebus"?
   LoadingReadyRun:  ghosts are never holy within anything 
DrLigmaPhD: Grandhammer on your other or father's side?
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun you got this!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FreezingNaivePassionfruitCharlieBitMe-QAO_p4lb4zIhzl8f
   LoadingReadyRun:  the peasant farmer watching all this going on: I gotta move
 Getter404: Technically this match is being played in the Realm of Death, so this is actually a below average amount of ghosts
Cheese_Hammer: ooh, Ben’s nighthaunt getting a day out
   LoadingReadyRun: crunch
 I_Am_Clockwork: ghost down, ghost down! Fetch the AmBOOlance!
 Cptasparagus: it fell over, its dead
 Getter404: You're lucky you didn't end up with the faction that has Whips on like half their units
100viewbots: Yesss I love side view
 I_Am_Clockwork: I do miss the WH40k days when there were silly rules like "you can take as many orks in your ork truck as you want, but if they physically fall off/out then they die"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ReliableSpotlessSkunkTwitchRaid-kBM734ruSbNF5ryP
 Getter404: @I_Am_Clockwork Or Guard missile launchers that had a range long enough that they could hit the next table over
 I_Am_Clockwork: how fast IS the speed of death? and how does it compare to other know'n Speeds, like the SPeed of Sound/Light.... is there a speed of life? A speed of Undeath?
 I_Am_Clockwork: @Getter404 yeah, haha
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 Getter404: Oooohohohoho, Skull Joke!
 I_Am_Clockwork: SkeletorLaugh.wav
 PharaohBender27: You just move away from the combat, Ben 
   LoadingReadyRun: tripping over your own feet
 e_bloc: this is why you burn the boats
 Getter404: @e_bloc Fun Fact, the Nighthaunt actually have Legally Distinct Tibia Mariner as a unit https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/nighthaunt-awlrach-the-drowner-2022
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Didn't realize you were such a fan of Cortés 
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 e_bloc: @Getter404 wow that is sick
 PharaohBender27: 🐴 
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 e_bloc: #agony
 Getter404: Hammer says no.
 Strebenherz: dice really did sap his luck for that first roll huh
 realbadatthis_: Sorry Ben, Erika is the protag
 e_bloc: thats xcom baby
 e_bloc: they shoot horses, don't they?
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   LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc  only out of a trebuchet
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun 
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun this kills the horse.  kills it dead even
   LoadingReadyRun: Oh don't worry, the horse will already be dead and decomposing
 PharaohBender27: "You think getting trampled by a horse is deadly? Try one landing on you from the air" (takes a long drink/drag on cigarette while looking in the distance)
 Strebenherz: Nurgle approved ammo huh
 e_bloc: I dont think I want this judgment blade
 Getter404: Haha sword go brr
 e_bloc: you can take the boy out of the blade but . . .
   LoadingReadyRun: git 'im with ya pig sticker
 e_bloc: I don't know if I like this charolette's web adaptation
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 e_bloc: surely a grand hammer is 1000 hammers
   LoadingReadyRun: It's only a grand hammer if it was made in the right foundry, otherwise it's just a big drubber
 e_bloc: one point is practically automatic
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc A kilohammer?
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 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn a kill-o-hammer?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I think that aptly captures the whole franchise, for sure.
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn it is nice and concise, isnt it
 ArtDecoSunburn: Seeing the tape measure above the battlefield reminds me of a dream I had a few weeks ago where real life battles were plotted out on miniature boards that then sent commands directly to mechs on the real battlefield. Instead of swords, generals carried ornate tape measures and yard sticks in sheaths.
 Getter404: Nagash might want to have a word with you about this whole "no religion" thing...
 ArtDecoSunburn: Ben "Nietzsche" there, killing God.
 e_bloc: I think maybe dissolve?  absolve would free the religion of guilt
   LoadingReadyRun: Gascoigne'd
 e_bloc: can we just get the last word of that sentence ben said and the first word he said after
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MistyCulturedSoymilkNerfBlueBlaster-fOtA_3wZpcO0iUL8
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Now I wonder what Warhammer alternatives with other religions or denominations would look like. If current Warhammer is coded Catholic, imagine Unitarian Warhammer, or Buddhist Warhammer, or Mennonite Warhammer.
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn Jehovah's witness in warhammer would be rough, they don't allow blood transfusions, and I feel like everything in 40k requires a blood transfusion
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Amish Warhammer: "My pieces just stare at you with a disappointed glare"
 PharaohBender27: Well-fought, Erika 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Also no birthdays. I assume Hasidic Jewish Warhammer could use no weapons or tools on the Sabbath.
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn no national anthems would probably piss some people off too
100viewbots: And these 3 models? Only 400$
Despoiler98: sweeeet
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc They'd have really impressive watchtowers, though.
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 e_bloc: thank you friends, that was fun
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 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 e_bloc: 444
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Actually, I don't think JWs can use dice or play board games either, right? So no wargames in JW Warhammer
 Getter404: Ghost Paul!
ghyllnox: 
 lamina5432: gnight
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn spreading their religion would be pretty hard I think
ghyllnox: Alex tech! That fits
 I_Am_Clockwork: tank for strem, strem frands
 exeJayce: it took me going back into the history of the stream to realize Ben said "Joever". I love this.
 PharaohBender27: That David!? 
ghyllnox: Oh, *that* David
 ContingentCat: That's really cool
 e_bloc: I always think of the other david williams
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Could go the route of the radical Munster Anabaptists. They had orgies and ate people. The dark ancestors of German Mennonites with their own socialist commune.
 e_bloc: in the spirit of rabiah, its actually ewYork
ghyllnox: The ultimate?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Knock on every door in the galaxy with literature. Competing with the Space Mormons.
 ContingentCat: 
 e_bloc: hope Adam is on the mend
 Strebenherz: same, i hope adam feels better son
 Strebenherz: soon^
 e_bloc: is that you Kratos
 e_bloc: 
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 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn I'm going to need some citations for those claims - I see there was an Anabaptist rebellion in Münster, but nothing about it involving cannibalism
 e_bloc:   
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 They were accused of it. Why the Anabaptists had a bad name.
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ContingentCat:  thanks everyone
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 I_Am_Clockwork: buh byeeeee
 Strebenherz: o/
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Ah, so propaganda during a time of major sectarian strife. Scans.
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