QuixoticScrivener: Hola pre-chat!
TehAmelie: yo
Juliamon: fighting to stay awake so I don't completely ruin my (admittedly ass) sleep schedule
NotCainNorAbel: sleep schedule? I do not know the term (sobs working in IT)
GrathXVI: So... who's going to cause The Long Game to get canceled tonight?
TehAmelie: ha, i had like a six hour nap earlier so that train has sailed for my part
QuixoticScrivener: @Juliamon I believe in you!
Juliamon:

TehAmelie:

QuixoticScrivener: We get signal!
margieargie: Might be a bit quieter than usual because Tales of Seikyu came out today and, well, if a game lets me be a fox girl...
exeJayce: hiya everyone!
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Vinewood_OG:

exeJayce:

Juliamon: aww look at all those cuties in the going-live toot, shame Paul's not on there too
LoadingReadyRun:
@Juliamon
somone has to take the picture 
s1ck1y: hi gamers!
Juliamon: need to get you a remote selfie stick
GasCityGaming: Jordynne!
GasCityGaming: I was in Toronto recently, didn't go to MEdievil Times, saw the Vlog, and now regret my choices.
James_LRR: Can't wait to kick back and watch tonight's stream.
exeJayce: hi everyone!!
Sethalidos: MAWP
exeJayce: "and Serge" LMAO
Vinewood_OG: InSergency
Juliamon: you mean McStylez
TehAmelie: hi!
exeJayce: Paul_LRR? never heard of him
Voidhawk42: the goat that stepped up
Vinewood_OG: Happy Pride
Kipstar: Hawk tua's dad is probably James age...
Juliamon: Jordynne was unstoppable until suddenly she died *mysteriously*
exeJayce: can Serge narrate a book or something? I love how expressive he is
rustywir3s: Legally Distinct Underdark
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Voidhawk42: Watch it one shot the Big Bad
Juliamon: (it can't target bosses I think)
ContingentCat: Gasp merch?! Where?!
Earthenone: !pride
Seagulyus: thats right folks, if you bought merch early, James personally knows your address! ... well knew, he's gained a lot of knowledge since then
ArtDecoSunburn: I remember discovering you in the early 2000s and you had early swag. Quicktime days.
exeJayce: I'm attempting to save so I can get one of those 20th anniversary hoodies I see from time to time... I knew someone that had one and they're SO comfy. and warm too.
Voidhawk42: Thanks for the reminder of what everyone was doing Graham
foopoiuyt: Is that what performance reviewers are like?
CaptainSpam:
FINALLY, James gets paid by Graham Stark! 
exeJayce: wait, James was supposed to get paid?
LoadingReadyRun:
all the small things 
NotCainNorAbel: Now KISS!
rustywir3s: we have pit at home
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Sethalidos: thought that was James job
Sethalidos: to fall down holes
xantos69:
50 Bits
rustywir3s: rippppp
Mr_Bitterness:

Voidhawk42: F o7
TehAmelie: Donkey Kong 'em
TehAmelie: oh, we just want the barrels away huh
TehAmelie: get prodded off a cliff hoho
Voidhawk42: Maybe it's because you're in the middle of a card
LoadingReadyRun: They Only Die Twice, well known skeleton movie'
Mazrae: Hello everyone
TehAmelie: Stephen King's One Time They Come Back Again
TehAmelie: unanimous ult!
Sethalidos: stupid Twitch
Voidhawk42: All this has happened before... and it ended badly then too
Sethalidos: right as Jordynne said she wanted the ult cutscene Twitch shat it self and I missed it
TehAmelie: pity, it was pretty rad
gualdhar: oh baby
Vinewood_OG: Uh huh
rustywir3s: Finish Him
foopoiuyt: There are multiple ways to take that and none of them are good.
KaleidoscopeMind: sounds exactly like graham
TehAmelie: uncanny impression
Cptasparagus: you're*
TehAmelie: real Graham usually spells better though
Nigouki: you're rent scamming your boss?
gualdhar: quick eat Hoppithy, he's a landlord now
CaptainSpam: Wow, Graham's really paying out tonight.
rustywir3s: big ol' shard
Voidhawk42: Hide and Seek!
KaleidoscopeMind: 2ya
RatherLargeToad:

rustywir3s: deja vu
TheWriterAleph: heeEEEeeeyy
A_Dub888: Howdy folks, how's the Sundering?
TehAmelie: i think Ben is doing an impression of Serge doing an impression of Graham
circusofkirkus: so true Jordynne
Vinewood_OG: You made those words up
A_Dub888: all words are made up
circusofkirkus: it is!
Sethalidos: yes but those more than most
Vinewood_OG:
@A_Dub888 
Hykin__: It's genuine if you believe it strongly enough
TehAmelie: all words are made up, but it takes a strong mind to make up new ones as you speak
Voidhawk42: A HUMAN
Mr_Bitterness: Lich time
GhostValv: spooky
Nigouki: Ser Skelington The Bone
DylPage: Why are they a human zombie?
Voidhawk42: You're all animal people, and they're a HUMAN skeleton
DylPage: And not like, an animal.
TehAmelie: maybe all animals have human skeletons
Voidhawk42: I'm thinking it might be that humans were around long ago and all died because the Lich killed them. And then the animals became sentient afterwards
TehAmelie: banning a bunny from jumping feels like discrimination
rustywir3s: i can't believe the evil skeleton did hate crimes
TehAmelie: "just cause you're a bad guy doesn't mean you have to be a bad guy"
rustywir3s: rippppp
circusofkirkus: unlucky
Voidhawk42: Three for threeee!
Voidhawk42: Ho dat dor
TehAmelie: Hodor, that's a name i have not heard in many moons
KaleidoscopeMind: oh I thought that crystal was a hair bow
KaleidoscopeMind: like the lich needed to accessorize
A_Dub888: Spiders are always with us comrade
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CaptainSpam: Now, hear the lich out. Maybe WE'RE the bad guy here.
TehAmelie: endless power, as long as someone else pays for it. what a concept.
Voidhawk42: But also the chest!
Voidhawk42: Maybe it was "nobody goes down"
ShaneLeeAtk:

ContingentCat: go pspsps girl
TehAmelie: now she wants the power of life AND death? come on
Voidhawk42: The lich seeks to cancel Furry Pride
Mr_Bitterness: Clone fight!
hatboozeparty: Ohhhhhhhh
TehAmelie: what part of yourself would you most like to set on fire?
RangerAlpha7: "Name your excessively edgy alter-ego"
KaleidoscopeMind: snerge, snen, snames, and snordynne
hatboozeparty: Womp Womp
exeJayce: ooof
couchboyj: Benjagain for Ben's clone
LoadingReadyRun: if Chirp is with them for the second part, do they have to face evil Chirp?
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3schr: 17 months, 17 storm count
gualdhar: I hear both of you
phoenixfeather14: we hear you Serge
hatboozeparty: I hear everyone
Voidhawk42: We hear everyone
Mr_Bitterness: We hear everyone
MungoDude: chat can hear, Paul can hear
circusofkirkus: are we playing telephone now
exeJayce: Discord is always broken LMAO
gualdhar: paul and chat can hear all of you
SergeYager: discord broken, paul audio working
A_Dub888: Cool Technology!
SergeYager: amazing
hatboozeparty:

s1ck1y: BELOVEDS CAN YOU HEAR ME
Dreamlettuce: A game of telephone!
Strebenherz: @Bengineering discord borked apparently
Strebenherz: We can hear you all fine
MungoDude: discord is broken, we hear you all through Paul, none of you can hear each other
Vinewood_OG: Paul > Discord confirmed
Darkstorm257: Yeah I was like wow they just shut down Jordynne
Dog_of_Myth:

RangerAlpha7: Paulscord: coming in 2027
exeJayce: would probably still work better than Discord tbh
LoadingReadyRun:
we're using positional voice chat and the players got too far away from each other 
Strebenherz: Did chirp just punch one of them
definenull:

JKBalch:

JKBalch: RIP in pepperoni
HorusFive: No! Chirp! He was the best of us all
Voidhawk42: Where's that one gif from Overlord of the MC casting 100 buffs before combat
definenull: hopefully the ult is in range?
3schr: Sorry chat, is Serge saying "Goon Bag"?
definenull: yes
3schr: Cool, just wanted to make sure
circusofkirkus: You could pay me for 1 view
Dog_of_Myth:
Sounds legit. 
definenull:

letsbelgo: 10$ and I will watch
Juliamon: everyone trusts .ru sites amirite
gualdhar: ben got goongozzled
Voidhawk42: @Juliamon Moscovia Delenda Est
TheMerricat: Ru serious?
letsbelgo: I cant wait for this to not work at all, after all this time
Voidhawk42: Send Serge in first
HorusFive: Serge goes off like a claymore
TheMerricat: Standard Serge, ready to kill at the drop of a hat.
TehAmelie: i've heard the new thing is exclusive, pay-per-view streams. sounds more legit, but i'm not sure who wants to alienate their audience that bad
TheMerricat:
@TehAmelie Onlyfans? 
LoadingReadyRun: now I'm expecting the lich to remove all buffs at the beginning of the encounter
TehAmelie: i guess onlyfans does do livestreams
TheMerricat:
@LoadingReadyRun 
TehAmelie: that's only Evil Jordynne
definenull: this feels like dota 2 / league again with all the pings
GrathXVI: "I might be able to kill myself outright" - James
definenull: boooo
letsbelgo:

phoenixfeather14: off by one
LoadingReadyRun: Ennydroj, Egres, Semaj, and Neb
Dog_of_Myth:

TehAmelie: we never found out if there'd be an Evil Chirp
Juliamon: crappy-Serge got hands
Mashamino: 3
JKBalch: The People's Ho, a collectively used CAT backhoe
TehAmelie: my village had a people's ho, it did most of the snow clearing
TehAmelie: can you get pregnant by crowd surfing?
definenull: ayo?
definenull: HR?
Vinewood_OG: No comment
HorusFive: Demonotized
JKBalch: Only Ben is strong enough to take himself out
TehAmelie: now there's only shinier loot to win
TheMerricat: I've lost track of Anne Rice chat, has she on fundamental christianized herself and gone back to writing or is she still a fundie?
TehAmelie: she died i think 20 years ago
TheMerricat: Doh!
ShaneLeeAtk: 2021, I think
definenull: boss rush!
TheMerricat: 2021, at least it wasn't that far back
TehAmelie: well, 2021, that could be 20 years ago
TheMerricat:
@TehAmelie 
TehAmelie: i did think it was much further back somehow. . .
NotCainNorAbel:
500
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie You might be remembering when she self canceled herself to become a far right Christian. That was about 20 years ago.
Juliamon:

definenull: lmao
Voidhawk42:

MrSarkhan:

definenull: birb friend!
TehAmelie: i thankfully don't have a hernia
Bruceski: a messenger pidgeon was carrying a steam engine?
definenull: bork
HorusFive:

A_Dub888:

definenull: foreshadowing?
LoadingReadyRun: that hummingbird 100% "disappeared" the previous post bird
Mashamino: umm?
Larkonus: He's going to have to find his backside! It'll be like a scavenger hunt.
jessicaengle: Hi chat
Juliamon: point blank arrow into the dude's skull
Vilun: should Jordynne maybe remove that execute card before the boss fight?
TheMerricat: Cosmic brownies?
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Mr_Bitterness:

Juliamon: TheMerricat Little Debbie snack
HorusFive: o7
Juliamon: brownies with sprinkles
TheMerricat: Ah the good stuff then
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TheMerricat: Spoilers chat, they were not prepared.
ShaneLeeAtk: Ahead of the bread line
jessicaengle:

TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Juliamon: Yeehaw
jessicaengle: !findquote heroes
LRRbot: Quote #5728: "Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!" —Bengineering [2019-01-16]
Vinewood_OG: On brand for 2026
HorusFive: I'm shocked. SHOCKED. Well, not shocked actually
jessicaengle: Oh boy! Gant.
Juliamon: !gant
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Juliamon: definitely won't
Vinewood_OG: Ian will be on cooldown
jessicaengle:

Dog_of_Myth:

8 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
Juliamon: Foxmar noooo
Earthenone: well timed
Foxmar320:
just got here what I miss?
Vinewood_OG: Yes
Juliamon: the stream
jessicaengle:
Hello raiders 
ProcyonFlynn:
Exactly as Intended 
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Marvel Super Heroes Pre-PreRelease (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for your first look at Marvel Super Heroes sealed gameplay! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (14:32 from now).
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