Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Sol Cesto) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
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Earthenone: lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
TheAinMAP: Signal
Wolfstrike_NL: jlrrJade
Creideiki_SE: Main screen turn on!
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TheMerricat: If I had ever seen a game whose steam page screamed "This is a Cori and Cameron Talking Sim game" at me, I think Sol Cesto might be it. :D - "Sol Cesto is a tactical and frantic roguelite where mastering your luck is key. Choose a hero, upgrade them using cursed teeth and magical items, and descend to the bottom of an ever-changing dungeon. In this dark world, every action has consequences…"
TXC2: so chat, I did a thing one should never do, I counted up all the time I've played games on steam, turns out it's over 300 days :p
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TheMerricat: @TXC2 That's just the number of days I've played TF2 on steam. :P
TXC2: TheMerricat and here I thought I played games a lot :p
TheMerricat: @TXC2 Ah but the secret is, the older your steam acount, the easier it is to get to 300. :D
TXC2: TheMerricat very true, but mine is almost 20 :p
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: Here we GO!
TehAmelie: whee
TXC2: Hello Cori
TehAmelie: i mean hi
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrCORI
GhassanPL: I think my cori is frozen
Gekyouryuu: indeed
hyalopterous: Hi Cori
Strebenherz: Ello The Cori
TXC2: you just zone out at work?
Creideiki_SE: Have we tried turning the host off and on again?
hyalopterous: Cam off today?
TXC2: *ever just
Gekyouryuu: @Creideiki_SE i think turning the hosts on is their partners' jobs
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori, hi chat :D
TXC2: TheMerricat good lord
TXC2: !patreon
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petey_vonwho: Literally thought my twitch froze until Cori blinked
MenomeAlice: I've heard rumours that you and Cameron do a 'bit' at the beginning of every Talking Sim. Glad to see those are dispelled.
Gekyouryuu: chess: checkers for snooty people
TheAinMAP: 2020Capture
iris_of_ether: I'm listening
hyalopterous: Yeah, I don't like chess because it's open and deterministic
Orannis0: Chess but both players get machetes.
Sarah_Serinde: sounds too much like real life tbh
MenomeAlice: Minesweeper
TehAmelie: i'm luckying as fast as i can, cap'n
Gekyouryuu: sounds like an episode of Gamechanger, from Dropout dot tuvalu
Gekyouryuu: the only way to learn is by beginning
jacqui_lantern234: HAI NERDS <3 yall are loved beyond measure!!!!!! <3
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
jacqui_lantern234: also, i love your nail polish colour, Cori
jacqui_lantern234: it looks really nice
iris_of_ether: They had it coming
TehAmelie: and so happy
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hyalopterous: Veggie tales had it cming
Gekyouryuu: oh, good, more Forbidden Solitaire
TheAinMAP: lairofUhoh
Snowcookies: friend?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: dialed up the horror real quick huh
Orannis0: Hi Phil
Juliamon: is this secretly a Tomato Way spinoff
Snowcookies: not friend
Orannis0: he looks like a Phil
TXC2: attack on titan levels of teeth
RatherLargeToad: ate em up like a snackiecake
TehAmelie: that's how i say "hey presto" from now on
TXC2: we call that night time game
iris_of_ether: Where were you when you learned the Vegetales characters were not Christian themselves because 'veggies can't go to heaven'
Orannis0: Ah yes, the "where is the language selector" game
TXC2: iris_of_ether right here, right now
TheMerricat: @iris_of_ether Sitting in LRR Twitch chat... :D
RatherLargeToad: select your most delicious adventurer
raulghoulia: en peasant
wedge_x: (hey sol cesto, ain't that mr. mister on the radio)
iris_of_ether: I haven't independently verified this but still, you're welcome
iris_of_ether: @wedge_x Correct
RatherLargeToad: if tic tac toe were a roguelite
Strebenherz: Oh Cori, if you've gotten your dwarf fort lair, may I ask what your bonus card was?
TheMerricat: @iris_of_ether "The whole story is even funnier: The mother in question had a degree in Theology (or something related) and instructed her Son to never imply that a vegetable could have a redeeming relationship with God. Canonically, veggie tales characters can’t go to heaven." :D
TheMerricat: "the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable "
Strebenherz: Ah gotcha good luck
iris_of_ether: @TheMerricat Hahaha oh goodness
TXC2: of course Jesus isn't a vegetable, he was bread
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TehAmelie: and wine, a very processed vegetable
TXC2: grapes are fruit aren't they?
Juliamon: well, "vegetable" is made up anyway
iris_of_ether: @TXC2 The amount of times I get to share this... https://www.tumblr.com/gallusrostromegalus/169723347468/the-1969-easter-mass-incident
hyalopterous: That goblin is twerking
TehAmelie: the knight seems much better at this than the peasant. maybe that's to be expected.
RonaldMcDownload: yeah those stats change the probabilities of squares
TXC2: bravely run away
noSmokeFire: Simply Runaway is my Dickensian orphan OC
SquareDotCube: Uh, you started with 5
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hyralt: Is it good to put coins in the bucket? I just got here and I'm confused.
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SquareDotCube: I think you put nothing in the pot
RonaldMcDownload: you gotta click over the bucket to deposit
TXC2: iris_of_ether damn what a wild read
TehAmelie: mr stobbery, you're our only friend
pleonasticTautology: Hello!
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
pleonasticTautology: I've been looking forward to seeing this game after Austin Walker talked so positively about it on SIDE STORY
pleonasticTautology: You are, in fact, gaming!
TXC2: CLEAN!
TehAmelie: hey, free coin
TehAmelie: (singular)
TheMerricat: I wonder what triggers the staving pigs.
Mr_Horrible: we love a game about Maximizing One's Odds
MenomeAlice: BIG BUCKET
Mr_Horrible: HATE those mages
RonaldMcDownload: bank it
Mr_Horrible: and now we scram
Mr_Horrible: blessed floor
TXC2: Serious Sam being generous vibes
TheMerricat: Ther's only one creature that can hurt you that map, I feel like that was intentional.
Mr_Horrible: sinuuSmug
TheMerricat: try for the wizard
TheMerricat: Only one way to find out.
Mr_Horrible: so that's the catch
Mr_Horrible: love all the little details in this game
RatherLargeToad: poke
pleonasticTautology: Cori discovering the joy of the Mario Paint flyswatter game.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun Cori. How's this game? Sounds... goopy.
Mr_Horrible: okay calm down Claude Frolo sinuuSmug
pleonasticTautology: Hello Seth!
TheMerricat: @iris_of_ether you caused me to fall down this hole. :P https://justinkuiper.substack.com/p/the-vegetables-in-veggietales-are
iris_of_ether: :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
pleonasticTautology: Oh boy!
TXC2: this seems......bad
pleonasticTautology: Was that three?
pleonasticTautology: so this is 4...
pleonasticTautology: 5...
pleonasticTautology: Huh.
TXC2: what a tease
TheMerricat: That's what it wants you to think Cori. It's waiting for you to lower your guard. :P
pleonasticTautology: Let's see if it keeps count between floors.
pleonasticTautology: Hm.
hyalopterous: I
CaptainSpam: Given the status thingy that shows up, I feel it might attack if you're there at all.
TheMerricat: do you have to stay on a set of rows for a set number of trurns before it bites?
hyalopterous: I think if you land in one of the purple squares
Cyberegg: do you want what I think it is?
Mr_Horrible: lrrBartleby
TheMerricat: Game cooked chat. :D
CaptainSpam: lrrEFF your hand, monster!
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
RonaldMcDownload: woo
ladyjessica: ez game roll credits
TheMerricat: Second run was a success. Baby game for Babies.
TehAmelie: what a story. "i went deeper into the dungeon than anyone ever has, and then. . .i went back"
TheMerricat: You've got 100
TheMerricat: had
TXC2: !teeth
TXC2: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #7848: "There's a limit to the amount of teeth you can have in your mouth." —Paul [2021-11-14]
TXC2: they was money?
xantos69: Hello folks. What's the game concept?
TXC2: hello xantos69 welcome
TXC2: who knew Kilroy was a merchant? :p
pleonasticTautology: Nice!
Strebenherz: Boop the snoot incredible
TheMerricat: @xantos69 Tactical Roguelike where we remove squares in a row or column as powers dictate.
hyalopterous: THey are definitely ass goblins
Strebenherz: Okay I've been in and out for work, why... Why ass goblins
pleonasticTautology: Well, when the blue one is in front, they're mind goblins.
TXC2: they goblins with big asses
Strebenherz: No I understand why you're calling them ass goblins, that is absolutely an ass goblin
xantos69: If it is like Magic. I think about it like playing against mono-red. If everything you opponent will draw does 3, then it doesn't matter if you to go 3,2,or 1. Anything kills you so push harder.
TheMerricat: +1 staff damage. goblins should be safe either direction now.
TXC2: look, it's 2026, Devs are allowed to make ass goblins
Strebenherz: I thought you were doing a bit then I looked closer and yeah those were just ass goblins
pleonasticTautology: Hi Nelly!
TXC2: Hello Nelson
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Nelly
Juliamon: hi Nelly bye Nelly
TheMerricat: :D
JKBalch: Bye Nelly
hyalopterous: Hi Nelly
pleonasticTautology: Bye Nelly!
hyalopterous: Bye Nelly
SquareDotCube: Sounds like a Graham drink
TheMerricat: Should have said it was yours.
TXC2: Nelson cares only for sandblastin'
GlennSeto: I misunderstood "Perrier" and it was a very different conversation for a sec.
CuteTeaGoat: i can help with the numbers: 30% odds of dying is bad. You shouldn't take those odds. :)
s0lesurviv0r: new to this game, I take it by selecting a row you have a random chance to land on a square and you get a different outcome according to your stats and the stats of the occupant of the square?
TXC2: s0lesurviv0r pretty much
GlennSeto: Also never seen this before, but it has such a distinct aesthetic already.
TheMerricat: "Can be combined with The knight's power to destroy all monsters in a column instead."
GlennSeto: Also killer soundtrack.
pleonasticTautology: Definitely adding this to our Steam wishlist.
TXC2: it's good that the person working that pot doesn't just steel our gold :p
TXC2: *steal
TXC2: oh no the purple bro
hyalopterous: Bottom row is safe
hyalopterous: shiny bug
pleonasticTautology: NICE.
GlennSeto: "If your ass looks like a strawberry, consult a dermatologist."
pleonasticTautology: Chair is saying second row is good.
TXC2: Chair always has our back
Sarah_Serinde: sergeNewChairBanner
GlennSeto: Chair is friend-shaped.
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Wreak Havoc :P
jacqui_lantern234: thats what i always say :P
TheMerricat: you had healing potion. :P
pleonasticTautology: Greedy.
GlennSeto: Was it now?
TXC2: death by gambling, how Adam of us
jacqui_lantern234: breaks are good
TXC2: !break
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GlennSeto: How are y'all today, chat?
pleonasticTautology: I'm doing pretty good. Eating lunch.
jacqui_lantern234: @GlennSeto im doing well ^_^ my LGS is doing a midnight launch party tomorrow for the new warhammer stuff and me and a friend are going
Juliamon: under a tornado watch for another couple hours
GlennSeto: The bus rolls out in two days? Uhhhh
GlennSeto: Be safe, Juliamon!
Juliamon: and yes, bus is coming
Juliamon: !dbex
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
pleonasticTautology: Au revoir, @TXC2!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 take care, nerd <3 remember youre loved
TheMerricat: @GlennSeto Woke up, loaded Arena got flooded out the first four games I played. quit Anrea, loaded Pubg, killed a bot in the round I started, got killed by the nade it dropped as I went to loot it. Decided maybe today isn't my day to spend on video games. Then got to watch Cori play this. All in all, net positive I feel. :D
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon oh no D: i hope you and your loved ones remain safe <3
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
GlennSeto: @themerricat The universe was harsh but clear with you.
TheMerricat: @GlennSeto :D
ArtDecoSunburn: The rear facing goblionoids remind me a little bit of troglodytes from the margins of early Modern maps. I used to work in a map library and spent endless hours the the decorative creatures.
Riiiiiiis: Heloooo
Riiiiiiis: +l even
GlennSeto: God, can you imagine how good milk would taste with a strawberry tooth.
pleonasticTautology: NICE.
pleonasticTautology: WOW.
TehAmelie: milk would be about all you could take so it better
hackingducks: you know, I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but the game looks great.
TheMerricat: full health already.
GlennSeto: A map library sounds like an inherently beautiful place.
hyalopterous: ass goblin time
GlennSeto: Ah, King's Field is what the music reminded me of. Appropriate.
pleonasticTautology: Oh you can full clear now.
ArtDecoSunburn: @GlennSeto It was the best four year work study job an undergraduate could have in Cambridge, Mass. I even discovered a lost treasure that got to be displayed in an exhibit.
TheMerricat: win!
s0lesurviv0r: wolves(?) not looking so smug now
GlennSeto: @artdecosunburn Amazing!
pleonasticTautology: Oh is that the shopkeeper?
ArtDecoSunburn: @GlennSeto You really get an appreciation for the artistry of hand-drawn maps.
GlennSeto: And it's such an inherently human thing to do, infuse a map with character. Every child at least dabbles in it, I imagine.
TheMerricat: sun arrow column 2?
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ArtDecoSunburn: @GlennSeto Very definitely. Part of how we explore the world and our place in it. Here's the rare map I found tucked away in a folder, existence completely unknown to anyone: https://curiosity.lib.harvard.edu/scanned-maps/catalog/44-990097048440203941
pleonasticTautology: Oh nice, a full clear-able floor.
CuteTeaGoat: a veritable berry magnet
GlennSeto: @artdecosunburn How lovely!
GlennSeto: Strawberry hills forever
AMuseOfFirebane: DinoDance
GlennSeto: So are they just an annoyance or actively hostile?
Cyberegg: If he moves he doesn't bite
James_the_Dabbler: Gotta go to a different row
hyalopterous: et
GlennSeto: Tbf, you did taste of strawberries.
pleonasticTautology: That's true.
MenomeAlice: Something tells me Peasant is going to be awful 95% of the game until you unlock everything
GlennSeto: Almost did a spittake on that line.
TehAmelie: now that i think, a pawn only needs to make five moves to turn into a queen. the peasant should be so lucky
GlennSeto: "Where girls and boys can all be queens every [five moves]"
GlennSeto: "Uh, those are different!" is not a thing you ever wanna hear from your dentist.
CuteTeaGoat: only Sunny D has ever managed to figure out infusing a drink with the power of the sun
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie I had a conversation on these lines with a colleague the other day. There were hundreds of tiny principalities in late medieval Germany. Couldn't throw a rock without hitting a castle with marriagable princes. Hence the fairy tales from the region.
hyalopterous: More ass goblins
Strebenherz: home from work. thief and the cobbler. that's what this game's art style reminds me of
pleonasticTautology: The killing combos well with bomb or arrow.
BloodnBullets: This game seems like... a lot.
pleonasticTautology: You have a potion.
CuteTeaGoat: @BloodnBullets it's odds and risk management mostly
GlennSeto: 15% of the time it hurts every time.
BloodnBullets: So... you pick a row and have a chance of getting each thing in the row?
GlennSeto: Does the bucket facilitate gains between runs?
pleonasticTautology: Don't forget your pot, Cori
GlennSeto: Returnal hat tentacle parasites to represent boons with a tradeoff and I think, I might still take them over teeth.
GlennSeto: *had
pleonasticTautology: :P
pleonasticTautology: Potion!!!
pleonasticTautology: Mean to me.
pleonasticTautology: Yes, I played FFXIV for 12 years. :P
GlennSeto: Tidus a pothead, finally confirmed.
GlennSeto: Also, FF14 can't be 12yo, already, that's not real.
pleonasticTautology: @GlennSeto Oh, it's older than that.
GlennSeto: ugh, death to Cronos
pleonasticTautology: It came out in 2013 :D
pleonasticTautology: And we started playing it the year we came out as trans, 2014.
pleonasticTautology: 2 or 3 are safest I think, yeah.
GlennSeto: 🏳️‍⚧️♥️
Strebenherz: Cam alright btw?
Skeletonman1100: do we have a way to raise our physical and magic?
Skeletonman1100: ah
pleonasticTautology: X-Com odds!
CuteTeaGoat: 14% of the time, works every time
GlennSeto: nicely done!
GlennSeto: ouch
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 woot
GlennSeto: New music too!
CuteTeaGoat: eg
Skeletonman1100: portents of things to come?
dumbo3k: thats a lot of poison on the board
GlennSeto: Oh this is just Balatro Minesweeper?
Toxxick: The animation gives me big Zelda CDI-Eastern European-Substance Enthusiast-Animation House vibes
ContingentCat: low resolution?
Gekyouryuu: line boiling?
Gekyouryuu: maybe?
Toxxick: I think its the fact that everything moves so much, a lot of the Zelda CDI animation had SO MUCH movement. like everything moved on every frame. Like they were afraid of stillness
Strebenherz: @Toxxick for those same reasons, it's kinda giving me thief and the cobbler vibes. unique and weird in a good way look
Gekyouryuu: cute animal report: just passed a house on my way home that has a rooster, three hens, and several chicks roaming the yard, and another house whose yard is FULL of kittens. with any luck, I'll also get a repeat of a couple days ago where i saw TWO wild bunnies just near my apartment building.
fancymelibe: Yeah, it's distinctly vintage
Mr_Horrible: very much like those old Slavic cartoons
fancymelibe: @Mr_Horrible Ooh yeah it's a bit Captain Pronin with it
fancymelibe: I have anosmia, does that help?
Gekyouryuu: at least the symbols help for color blindness
CuteTeaGoat: gold mult is pretty nice for keeping a full inventory
CuteTeaGoat: and metaprogress of course
fancymelibe: Two coins for every one InTheirBag
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hyalopterous: Everyone do the dinosaur
hackingducks: @hyalopterous DinoDance DinoDance I almost replied with the same thing...
CuteTeaGoat: column makes sense with the sun power
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1
Gekyouryuu: welp, no wild bunnies, but i did see puppies and an assortment of unaffiliated cats
fancymelibe: bongo bill is doing shit over there
fancymelibe: Those chests don't stand a chance
Mr_Horrible: might come in... useful
hyalopterous: That's a lot of angrry books
fancymelibe: free soggy stump hand, nice
CuteTeaGoat: i've got tea, and i didn't even have to replace any of my teeth for it
CuteTeaGoat: and now it's free
fancymelibe: Good top up floor, yay
CuteTeaGoat: well it protected you anyway
fancymelibe: love you buddy
hyalopterous: Dogs upgraded
hyalopterous: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
fancymelibe: the dreaded pineapple man
fancymelibe: pretty bees, it turns out
hyalopterous: minor ass goblin infestion
TheAinMAP: jamieSpikes jamieSpikes
SquareDotCube: look, someone's been going around killing things so something's gotta replace those
hyalopterous: lotta mean dogs
Bionull: This is a biting commentary on the medieval understanding of statistics
ghyllnox: XCOM
Mr_Horrible: "it would be great if-" is one of this game's primary sentences sinuuSmug
Mr_Horrible: hasn't changed for me, KeytarCat
Earthenone: mine is normal as well
Mr_Horrible: possibly some buggy CSS?
KeytarCat: oh I had to reinstall my browser, and now it can't see my preferred font. *neat*
Juliamon: love when that happens 🫂
Bionull: I always suspected wizards were bad for the economy
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TheMerricat: Had a shiny bug
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Skeletonman1100: its not a new floor. He grabs you befor you can move on.
Mr_Horrible: yeah, one of my few gripes about this game is there's not a way to put a run on standby, it's just "go until you lose"
Mr_Horrible: well that's a well, at least
Strebenherz: CUBES
Gekyouryuu: have a good one, Cori
Ashmantle: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: yeah, no time crunch is nice
Bionull: Pot's not free -Cori 2026
hyalopterous: thats what the schedule says
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
TheAinMAP: !next
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ArdCollider: o7
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