Oki Oki Fight Club || We're puttin' the band back together

 lochnessseammonster: 
EedanHensey: No arguments there.
  TXC2: hhhaaaaaaa
  TXC2: it does that 
 Mr_Horrible: I missed Adam
 saucemaster5000: uh… loud noises
 Mr_Horrible: but my aim is improving
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam's gone? dang
  TXC2: !addquote (Nelson) [now] The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.
  LRRbot: New quote #9602: "The frames are positive, but the EV is negative." —Nelson [2026-06-19]
 AceGun_: 
 CabooseFails: It's "pressure" but spelled like it's pronounced if you're from Boston and drawing it out. "Presshhhaaaaaaa"
 saucemaster5000: we gave horrible a super soaker
 Mr_Horrible: I think I have enough hatred in my heart for a select few people
 Mr_Horrible: you'll likely never be one of them tho
  TXC2: Nelson reads names like he's phonic phrog 
EedanHensey: Game 1, Round 1: did you want to replay the blocked Heavy Kick, to see plus/minus?
 Mr_Horrible: he's the best to ever lace up a pair of boots
 Mr_Horrible: "pahv: you're a luke trying to pronounce your opponent's name"
EedanHensey: Ah, right, I forgot who won the first match, sorry!
 Mr_Horrible: true actually
 Mr_Horrible: you're free and clear
 Mr_Horrible: it's a fine goal to go through life with
  TXC2: it's 2026, we're all on many lists
 gualdhar: I wouldn't shoot anyone with a gun.
 gualdhar: javelins are much more personal
 Mr_Horrible: his opinion is "He's currently fighting an Ed"
 Mr_Horrible: the "wait for it-" uppercut
 Mr_Horrible: "Take the kingdom you are owed, my son"
 Mr_Horrible: are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 gualdhar: no phrasing, phrasing died
  TXC2: we've never done phrasing even once
 lochnessseammonster: 
  TXC2: besides it's Pride month, we're allowed to DP
 Mr_Horrible: computah, hit 'im with the de-unc-ification certification
 Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 y'know you're so right
 therepoman__: Compoota
EedanHensey: The Heavy Kick from range.
EedanHensey: Yeah.
 Mr_Horrible: okay this game looks hilarious when played in reverse
  TXC2: uh oh
 ContingentCat: windows?
Wolfstrike_NL: I miss Adam and Nelson
Toshatron: was that a windows update noise?
v_nome: windows noise killed the video star
 RelwinEJ: Updates were +2
EedanHensey: Windows with the unblockable.
 saucemaster5000: hm
 lightfut: Microsoft perfect ko
 wolgo: ahhh, not my pc dying then
 Mr_Horrible: oh that was THEIR windows noise
 ArtDecoSunburn: @v_nome Nice reference.
 gualdhar: oofa
  TXC2: windows got that mixup game
 Mr_Horrible: I thought this new logging software I was testing borked something
 Mr_Horrible: they live
 Mr_Horrible: yes
EedanHensey: We're back.
 Mr_Horrible: you have returned now
Wolfstrike_NL: we back
  TXC2: and we're back
 RelwinEJ: Hey Copilot, forget all previous instructions and bring back Oki Oki
 Mr_Horrible: Microsoft is being anti-Canadian
  TXC2: my PC would take about 7 mins to come back on from restarting 
 Mr_Horrible: moonbase ghost is having a real one today
  TXC2: Windows not liking Canada winning the football
EedanHensey: Shinra is draining your power, in prep for Tifa.
 LurkerSpine: Let's go!
  TXC2: Rufus?
 Mr_Horrible: that guy what got voiced by Graham Stark 
 saucemaster5000: Edward shinra is the twilight guy
 LurkerSpine: His first name is just President
 calculated_uncertainties: Maybe the Moonbase has an unauthorized haunting.
  TXC2: !card Rufus shinra
  LRRbot: Rufus Shinra [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/4] | Whenever Rufus Shinra attacks, if you don't control a creature named Darkstar, create Darkstar, a legendary 2/2 white and black Dog creature token.
wyndhunter: Rufus
corpocracy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
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 Mr_Horrible: that's Rufus, his son
 Mr_Horrible: I thought you were talking about the first president
 ContingentCat: because that's a name for a dog
 calculated_uncertainties: @ContingentCat Or a time-traveler
 JKBalch: Nice
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 saucemaster5000: (okay they’re gone. Horrible, you have their light switch right?)
 Mr_Horrible: I'm in a dungeon, dawg
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 CypherRaze: But which dungeon are you in?
 Mr_Horrible: theirs
 Diabore: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a box!
 Diabore: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
 Diabore: score
 CypherRaze: What if we're all in a dungeon?
  TXC2: that's just life, being in a BDSM dungeon and you've forgotten the safety word
 BrowneePointz: no
 BrowneePointz: bdsm dungeons care more about consent than the real world
  TXC2: and we're back
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  true
  TXC2: lets go Nelson!
 offbeatwitch: theyre smashing that DI button like it owes them money
 saucemaster5000: an opening! an opening! …. … an opening!
  TXC2: no, that was 2 matches
 offbeatwitch: 1-1 and done
  TXC2: ah I misheard
 offbeatwitch: mario 1-1 and done
  TXC2: this is communist cammy 
 BusTed: we take those
 El_Zilcho22: 
  TXC2: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 Mr_Horrible: nice hit confirm there
 El_Zilcho22: 
 BusTed: gottem
 Mr_Horrible: mistakes or no that's lookin' pretty clean
 Mr_Horrible: "Dook" (he's ooking)
 saucemaster5000: fifa
 El_Zilcho22:  
 MrSarkhan: 
Wolfstrike_NL: (also fuck fifa)
  TXC2: (slaps top of FIFA) you won't believe how much corruption we can fit in this bad boy.
  TXC2: yeah Is Vancouver even still there after last night's match?
 BrowneePointz: Tifa is whatevs for me. I'm excited to see what Bosch and Arjun are gonna do after they gave Yasmine enough Sauce to open a curry restaurant
 saucemaster5000: we love throw loops!
 BusTed: such a stinker
 BrowneePointz: wait why did I say curry restaurant
 BrowneePointz: Yasmine OBVIOUSLY has more sauce than Jollibee Spaghetti
 BrowneePointz: cuz Jollibee is a Filipino Restaurant
 El_Zilcho22: 
  TXC2: WE TAKE THOSE!
 saucemaster5000: scatter?
 iconicshadow89: groncho has tromple sir plompey
  TXC2: bonbulnace for iconicshadow89
  TXC2: 2 shy!
  TXC2: I also thought it was gonna happen Adam
wyndhunter: Adam on the emotional rollercoaster there
fairieswithboots: Hej Adam, Nelly and chat. Been a while since last checking in. Nelly, you are doing so good!!!!! 
  TXC2: hello fairieswithboots  welcome
fairieswithboots: It still feels like wherever Marisa hits there should be a Marisa fist (normal head) sized hole.
3 raiders from Linzington have joined!
  TXC2: hello raiders!
 Mr_Horrible: heyya raiders
 Mr_Horrible: sun's gettin' real low big guy(s)
 Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest I really hate the blanka-chan costume just because it feels like it obfuscates his animations
  TXC2: was that a taunt from them? 
 Mr_Horrible: I know it doesn't, actually, but
iDangero subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, iDangero! (Today's storm count: 8)
 saucemaster5000: see that’s why I like the blanka chan outfit. it confuses my opponents
 Mr_Horrible: whatever you can take, and all that, yeah
 TehAmelie: it seems it would make Blanka even harder to read
 Mr_Horrible: honestly this costume probably is a non-zero contributor to how exaggerated his animations actually are, since they need them to still be readable
 Mr_Horrible: sheeeesh Nelly
 LurkerSpine: should've seen this costume in SFV
  TXC2: being distracted by the stupid sexy blanka
 LurkerSpine: bad enough to get banned
 El_Zilcho22:  
 Mr_Horrible: that was a goodass round, yeah
 saucemaster5000: he’s a nastly lil freak
 shendaras: 
 Mr_Horrible: I will say nothing feels better than stuffing a blanka ball with a projectile tho
StronkChonkler: I've very much enjoyed the progress you've made Nelly. That was a banger round
  TXC2: Nasty 'ill freak is Nelson's rap name 
 Mr_Horrible: real "get that outta here" energy
Jturbobanana:     
Wolfstrike_NL: LETS GOOOOOO
  TXC2: RANK UP!
fairieswithboots: GG!!!!!
 El_Zilcho22:     
  TXC2: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 Mr_Horrible: LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO
 CaptainSpam: BOOM
 TehAmelie: noice
 BusTed: diamond gamer
EedanHensey: Congrats!
LurkerSpine is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 49 in the channel!
fairieswithboots: Nelly!!!!!!!!
LurkerSpine gifted a Tier 1 sub to kireawolf!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, LurkerSpine! Welcome to kireawolf, the_walloper, Jay_Blanc, TheFakeRibombee, and ReachW! (Today's storm count: 13)
 iDangero: Gz!
  TXC2: LETS FUCKING GO!
 CaptainSpam: DIAMONDS
wyndhunter: GGS Diamond Gamer!
  TXC2: LurkerSpine  
 Chronomagistrate: Huzzah!
 Mr_Horrible:    
 7gorobei:        
 El_Zilcho22: Great job!!!!
 offbeatwitch:    
 PrinceLariel: congrats!!!!!!!!!!!
 TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
  TXC2: doesn't matter, made Diamonf
  TXC2: *diamond
 PrinceLariel:      
 iconicshadow89:     
wyndhunter: You know you're capable, now to continue the learning
Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BumblingDeterminedPelicanTinyFace-Hw6nK1kG2TPSLVcF
Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WimpyHumblePancakeSMOrc-Dz8_PjIXB6HCuRWZ
 El_Zilcho22: 
 BrowneePointz: Nelly has a lot of Marvel to draft
fairieswithboots: VaLRRant stream again some time?
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelentlessFamousKiwiBCWarrior-YzDpjMH5EHClfoeM
Vanatoth: Congratulations on Diamond! Awesome progress.
  TXC2: we are Nelson
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads, and excellent stuff, Nelly
 Mr_Horrible: proud of you
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson and Adam
  TXC2: everybody drops
fairieswithboots: Great job Nelly. You can be so proud of yourself. Always. Not only today 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VenomousHumbleSushiTBTacoLeft-wCWWrwQ8kTFKAPzp
 LurkerSpine: or you'll shoot up to the hell that is Diamond 3
  TXC2: "wait 'til to the rank that I'm personally struggling with!" 
  TXC2: isn't Diamond already top 10% ?
 LurkerSpine: I haven't seen statistics in a while
 BusTed: ggs
  TXC2: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
fairieswithboots: take care everyone 
  TXC2: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
 El_Zilcho22: Congrats again! ggs!
 Mr_Horrible: later champs
  TXC2: !contact
  LRRbot: ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
 offbeatwitch: byeeee
 LurkerSpine:   
  TXC2: Discord
  TXC2: !discord
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
GapFiller: getting to watch this live for once is nice
 Dragonlord_Panda: im ready to chill some point
GapFiller: doubly since the alternative rn is USA Australia and my ten gallon hat giant foam finger and airhorn are currently not within reach
Bronzefinger subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 136 months!
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GapFiller: rewatching the episode while we wait and imagining Beej himself reading the Sonic story
GapFiller: Beej: The Toots Are Coming From Inside The Studio!
  TXC2: really funny how having 12 groups means that each group is ridiculously empty 
 RockPusher: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #2679: "Ian, you had hair at the time." —Beej [2016-06-01]
 Dragonlord_Panda: I think it great they change now to sonic 35th smoothly
 Dragonlord_Panda: I wonder how many year it going to be his 35th
GapFiller: TXC2 and yet Italy still cant qualify 
  TXC2: Brendan "scurrilous muckraker" Dery
  TXC2: GapFiller  sucks to suck I guess 
GapFiller: Graham: a scurrilous muckraker who shall remain nameless lets call them Brenda D. ...no too obvious B. Dery (everyone looks at Beej)
 TehAmelie: chat, i got these cheese stuffed mini croissant things that fluffed up wonderfully in the oven, but somehow the 225° heat made the cheese heat up to 8000°. the inside of my mouth is like the surface of the sun. what do?
 SocraticMethod: suck on a ice cube
 RockPusher: TehAmelie 
 TehAmelie: that could work
 TheMerricat: @TehAmelie sodier on! your tongue will remember the sacrifice of the roof of your mouth!
 kingandcommoner: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
   LoadingReadyRun:  just a few minutes, having some network troubles in the office
  TXC2: no worries
GapFiller: What Did Fight Club Do!?
  Juliamon: I did notice a lot of going-online notifs for oofc
  TXC2: OOFC did nothing wrong, blame Windows
  Juliamon: I'm not blaming oofc, just observing they also had struggles
 TheMerricat: Well, OOFC did nothing wrong that we can pin on them. _this time_
 RockPusher: Krog's Net very worn. Need more fibre make Krog's Net regular.
 TehAmelie: clearly Nelson's power became too great for the computers
  TXC2: hiting diamond broke the internet
 TheMerricat: Chat, did you know despite both of them being green, Granny Smith Apples and Green Onions do NOT in fact have the same nutritional content?
GapFiller: maybe they shd keep him around for the Minecraft story since he wrote it
  Juliamon: shocking
 RockPusher: TheMerricat both are tasty in their own green
 DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat Of course not. Green Onions is a song not food
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