TehAmelie: chat, i got these cheese stuffed mini croissant things that fluffed up wonderfully in the oven, but somehow the 225° heat made the cheese heat up to 8000°. the inside of my mouth is like the surface of the sun. what do?
SocraticMethod: suck on a ice cube
RockPusher:
TehAmelie 
TehAmelie: that could work
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie sodier on! your tongue will remember the sacrifice of the roof of your mouth!
kingandcommoner: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
LoadingReadyRun:
just a few minutes, having some network troubles in the office
TXC2: no worries
GapFiller: What Did Fight Club Do!?
Juliamon: I did notice a lot of going-online notifs for oofc
TXC2: OOFC did nothing wrong, blame Windows
Juliamon: I'm not blaming oofc, just observing they also had struggles
TheMerricat: Well, OOFC did nothing wrong that we can pin on them. _this time_
RockPusher: Krog's Net very worn. Need more fibre make Krog's Net regular.
TehAmelie: clearly Nelson's power became too great for the computers
TXC2: hiting diamond broke the internet
TheMerricat: Chat, did you know despite both of them being green, Granny Smith Apples and Green Onions do NOT in fact have the same nutritional content?
GapFiller: maybe they shd keep him around for the Minecraft story since he wrote it
Juliamon: shocking
RockPusher: TheMerricat both are tasty in their own green
DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat Of course not. Green Onions is a song not food
TehAmelie: i could have guessed that from the taste
DoodlestheGreat: @TheMerricat And yet they both work in pies...
GapFiller: mmm apple and onion pie
Juliamon: maybe not the *same* pie
GapFiller: idk apples can work savoury
RockPusher: "So there I wos, down in t'pie…"
TheMerricat:
Caramelize the onions and they'd be sweet too. 
TXC2: there's probably some british meat pie that uses onions and apples
TehAmelie: that sounds more like criminalized onions
TheMerricat: "This is a modernized version of English cookery expert Hannah Glasse’s recipe published in 1747 in The Art of Cookery, Made Plain and Easy. "
Dragonlord_Panda: fruits are paradoxes one health thing and also one most unhealthy thing which them being full of sugar it is werld
kingandcommoner: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1528: "Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off." —a little gnome
Snowcookies: hello chatters and chatees
GapFiller: been watching a lotta Friends recently and this conv has gotten me thinking abt Monicas english trifle shepherds pie that Joey really liked
TXC2: Dragonlord_Panda the kind of sugar they have is different from the "bad" sugar
TXC2: hello Snowcookies welcome
SocraticMethod: @Dragonlord_Panda Some of the sugar is more sugar than the other
Juliamon: it's still a sugar though
TXC2: GapFiller thinking the same thing
Juliamon: look I grew up when fructose sweetening was the hot thing in the natural foods community
RockPusher: The fruit being healthy is more to do with most of the stuff that isn't the sugar.
Juliamon: it didn't make me healthier
RockPusher: Which is why fruit *juice* is dangerous stuff
TXC2: title change!
TheMerricat: TBF though, it probably made you healthier than if you had spent the same amount of time downing coke and pepsie.
GapFiller: INCOMING
RockPusher: !findquote network
LRRbot: Quote #3857: "Of all the streams on this network, I thought Tinker Tailor would be the one where you lose a finger, but this is fine" —Molly Lewis, of Crokinole [2017-01-13]
TehAmelie: what we gotta do is squeeze all the sugar out from the fruit to create perfectly healthy food no one will like
RockPusher:
ooer, Molly quote 
Dragonlord_Panda: yeah that way I said they both health and unhealth you should not remove them from diet double true if you on a plant base diet
RockPusher: TehAmelie mmmm, celulose slab
TXC2:
TehAmelie so celery? 
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie ATA Nutraloaf. Served as a punishment food in fine prisons near you!
TheMerricat: AKA even
TXC2: Dragonlord_Panda except maybe don't eat apples if you have FODMAP problems
Juliamon: eh false equivalence, mom wouldn't have let me have Coke/Pepsi even if we didn't have fructose-sweetened stuff
Dragonlord_Panda: or if a evil queen ofter you a apple
Xed_Regulus: Can I sell you fine folks on a brand new food I'm calling Soylent Green?
TheAinMAP: Signal.
TXC2: CONTACT
TheMerricat: @Xed_Regulus I hear the trademark is opening again. The last company that was making Soylent went under AFAIK.
GapFiller: Xed_Regulus mmm people
TehAmelie: people are onto soylent green. but we can rebrand it. how about soylent red delicious?
ButButTheJesus: hi folks! I have to go through some boxes and clean up my shit! you're in my headphones!
ButButTheJesus:
Juliamon: the only *real* difference is she would buy "Fig Fruitins" instead of Fig Newtons and both were still cookies so I still only got to have one
SocraticMethod: @Xed_Regulus Eh, I prefer Soylent Yellow. It's got the tang
TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus welcome
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ButButTheJesus:
er, the stream is in my headphones. I guess I can't actually hear chat 
TXC2:
ButButTheJesus oh can't you?
Juliamon: oop
RockPusher:
TXC2: uh oh
GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
TheMerricat: Whelp nice chillpoint everyone. see you next week!
Wolfstrike_NL: Good episode
dumbo3k: Good talk, good talk
RockPusher:
LunarJade: we’re just sorting something out
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 well now I can't hear anytihng
Wolfstrike_NL: We're back
Juliamon: refresh
LunarJade: should be back online now
ButButTheJesus: the intertubes are clogged
TXC2: and we're back
GapFiller:
LunarJade 
hai Heather
TheMerricat:
I blame OOFC. 
TXC2: TODAY!
GapFiller: good ebening PH Balance
TheMerricat: Did they switch studios?
RockPusher: We're here because we're here because we're here because we're here
TXC2: Hello Heather and Paul
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TehAmelie: my tubes were going up and down for a half hour about 8 hours ago. maybe it's spreading by timezones
RockPusher: "smart"
Wolfstrike_NL: ooo no
SocraticMethod: Revenge of the 2.4MHz band
TheMerricat:
As it should be.
SocraticMethod: *GHz
RockPusher: Chat has the hard line
GapFiller: o7 Beej
TXC2: used Beej to pay the iron price
TXC2: SocraticMethod 802.11n still undefeated
GapFiller: sounds like my sisters tail light
RockPusher: They have a brand and dang if they are not going to rep it!
GapFiller:
mmm maybe the Studio A lights need an MOT
GapFiller: Tech Trubs in lieu of intro distractions eh
HavenDragon: chiller point
RockPusher: Perhaps corrosion on the interconnects
Bruceski: Somebody remembered to tell Gorb that cables are not spaghetti, right?
TXC2: he did hit diamond rank today
Wolfstrike_NL: Windows binged and stream went offline, then ghostlights happened yea
GapFiller: shdve invited him on ChillPoint to sort that out
GapFiller: he even wrote a story this week! it wdve totally fit
RockPusher: The hellscape that is video game news
TehAmelie: was there 360 angles?
SocraticMethod: Series of angles. There used to be One
GapFiller: wasnt the trailer literally at SGF just this month
kingandcommoner: Is that false advertising at that point? Feels like it
kingandcommoner: Senua
Juliamon: Senua
SocraticMethod: @kingandcommoner Can't be false if there is no delivery!
TXC2: one of those words were the "u" means "oo" and not "uh"
TheMerricat: This feels like Cleopatra destroying Hollywood for a decade level bad
SocraticMethod: They did buy little things, but that was at the first part
GapFiller: mmm pick 'n mix
RockPusher: MS discovered that video games make people happy and that state of affairs cannot stand
mtvcdm: It's fine to get the jelly beans at Bulk Barn. Do not let yourself be fooled by the wine gums. Wine gums taste like sadness.
TXC2: TheMerricat that did give rise to the auteur director age of hollywood, I suspect that wont happen in games
kingandcommoner: I wonder if they even warned her
TheMerricat: @TXC2 We already have that TBH. It's just that nobody's willing to buy those games because everybody's focused on buying COD for the 50th time
TXC2: TheMerricat yeah, I guess there's Super giant games et al
RockPusher: They're hacking up the boat and feeding it into the boiler's firebox
SocraticMethod: It comes in waves. We used to have Spector, Molyneux, Romero, American McGee, etc. Now it's mostly Kojima, Sakurai, Miyamoto, etc for the big auteurs
GapFiller: SocraticMethod aint the latter mainly of the same gen as the former
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