Friday Night Paper Fight || Marvel Super Heroes 8-Player Draft

 TehAmelie: we could even say the gathering has already begun
 TehAmelie: *has a salami slice*
 TehAmelie: it's pretty low key
 paronomasiac042: i'm gathered! time to make magic.
 TehAmelie: we're almost at critical mass
letsbelgo: my mass is so critical I cant have any more
  Juliamon: 
 TehAmelie:  the magic is real!
 paronomasiac042: !next
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 paronomasiac042: damn
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on the Friday Night Paper Fight we’re drafting Marvel Super Heroes! | We’ve got the | The Fantastic Serge | The Fantastic Cameron | The Fantastic Cori | The Fantastic Adam | The Fantastic James | The Fantastic Graham | The Fantastic Matt | And of course | The Marvellous Mr. Nelson | https://twitch.tv/l[...] (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116779254071588903
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 MegaDosX: Glad to see Serge is feeling better 
 RatherLargeToad: The 10 Archetypes of the Mandarin!
ihlendrax: !box
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insanecat6mtg: Don't know if I'll manage to get to a pre-release myself. I was late to the one I normally do and by the time I got there it had hit cap. Good for the store at least.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I didn’t know Matt played Magic, I’m not sure I’ve seen him on an MTG stream before
  Juliamon: he's been on a few
 MegaDosX: Bold choice for those two
  RayFK: Graham, die fast, we got Cryo to do.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: B/G is a graveyard mechanic?  shocking
 SolarBlitz1: Hyrda something for that yeah
 MegaDosX: !card hydra troopers
  LRRbot: HYDRA Troopers [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier Villain [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a tapped 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace if there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard. Otherwise, mill two cards.
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 Aarek: slam rare
 RockPusher: Serge has talking-debt to catch up on 
Mindfire13: That seems a bit... uncommon
 Dog_of_Myth: Clearly just take the good card. 
   LoadingReadyRun: "Play the cards you don't open" sounds like a zen saying
 JKBalch: Glad we got a dedicated Judge cam for drafting.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: other than just “it’s not typical to do it that way”, is there any reason to not do an 8p draft as Pick 2, or a 4p draft as Pick 1?
letsbelgo:  
Mindfire13: Colorless only
CrossXhunteR: splash with your heart
 TehAmelie: gotta note Serge parked that cart perfectly
   LoadingReadyRun: popularity of 4p pick 2 is relatively recent
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 Sorator13: is the word Serge cares about "color"?
 ArdCollider: o7
 raulghoulia: heavily cut is gouged
 brainiac4: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff 4p pick 1 would take a long time
 TehAmelie: they calls him Serge "It's never too late to pivot" Yager
Jethrain: 4p pick1 would mean you're seeing the same pack four times every round, which seems like too many times to wheel it
 Sorator13: Yeah, I think p2 works for 4p mostly because you're seeing the pack that many times anyway
 brainiac4: Starring Serge Yager as... The Pivoteer!
 Sorator13: which is not the case for 8 player
 Sorator13: It doesn't matter what colors Serge is in this pack anyway; he has to pivot in pack 3 anyway
 ArdCollider: Viv Vision, yeah.
 KingOfDoma: She looked more like Galaxy from DC Comics at a glance, in fairness
 RatherLargeToad: she’s relatively new
 ArdCollider: https://www.marvel.com/characters/viv-vision
 raulghoulia: the vision series she debuts in is real good
 KingOfDoma: Seconded,
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 MegaDosX: If only.
 lamina5432: forgot its an hour early
 TehAmelie: the hottest of hotfix
 lamina5432: off by one rare
 RockPusher: It's possible these packs are just slightly more stick-to-each-other
 RockPusher: given G's double-card sleeve incident
 Sorator13: @RockPusher I didn't think this set had stickers 
 SolarBlitz1: Beast too right?
 Fruan: Beast
 RockPusher: Sorator13 stickers 2 - now full cards 
 lamina5432: maybe a future X men set
 KingOfDoma: I am surprised I didn't see any flustered nerds over Scarlet Witch's type line
 RatherLargeToad: just X-men who have been on the Avengers
Jethrain: Is he questing?
 Fruan: Wasn't Beasts first appearance in an issue of The Avengers?
   LoadingReadyRun: "Living Death but for your Hand" sounds like the worst Shark Tank pitch
Mai_Andra: Beast and Iceman were in the Avengers for awhile a long time ago.  Don't know if they would be in the set based on that.
 KnightHeart_B4B: Was surprised that there were no guardians either
 ladyjessica: oh scarlet witch and quicksilver the on again off again mutants. l
 KingOfDoma: @Fruan Nope! X-Men #1, straight up. Founding member of the X-Men...
pokilm: @Fruan no, it was x-men #1
 RatherLargeToad: they have 4 more infinity stones to go, so likely 4 more sets
ItsSamCarver: Xmen - Magic - Space ?
 MegaDosX: Ghost Rider, Dr Strange, etc
 RockPusher: Cosmic
 Fruan: Oh, shows how messed up my memory is!
Mai_Andra: @Fruan Beast was one of the original five X-Men.  He just wasn't fuzzy and blue yet.  He joined the Avengers later.
pokilm: beast first turned blue in an avengers comic
 r10pez10: i thought there were seven infinity emeralds
 Fruan: @pokilm Right! That's what is confusing me! Thanks.
 KingOfDoma: @r10pez10 And eight Infinity Amethysts or something, I'm sure... 
 Micalovits: The infinity stones becoming an unfinished cycle would be very funny
Jethrain: the infinity stones will continue until morale improves
Mai_Andra: They just did both Lorwyn and Strixhaven.  I can't imagine there could be many Magic sets left...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lamina5432: good at counting all but one
insanecat6mtg:  
 Sorator13: No, I don't think Nun Guy is in this set 
 Dog_of_Myth: Just pivot Serge.
 RatherLargeToad: She Mighty Mighty
KickAssKanuck: splash for 4 colors serge. you got this
 Sorator13: Oh, that is pretty
 RatherLargeToad: Sadly, the Sauron card the turns people into dinosaurs is Jumpstart only
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, I can see the Hoover influence there
Mai_Andra: "Zabu!" - Orc, Warcraft.
seemsdeece: The Wild Kratz right?
seemsdeece: I think my nephew watches that one lol
 RatherLargeToad: @mai_andra Zug zug zug
 Sorator13: I remember them saying something online about "It's always awkward when we see kids and they want to meet *the* Zoboomafoo, and we have to be like 'we have bad news about the lifespan of lemurs, but do you want to meet his great grandkids?'"
 raulghoulia: Lemurs are evil like that one magic card
 TehAmelie: i'm still not over finding out lemurs are primates
Khalstrom: a 2/2?
 ladyjessica: aye-ayes definitely look evil
CrossXhunteR: any lemure facts?
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote lemurs
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ItsSamCarver: Just got back from my prerelease! Antman + Training Regimen + Mister Hyde ended up being really strong!
 ErynTzun: Yeah this show is airing in 2026 so they're still going https://www.wildkratts.com/
 MegaDosX: They're also named in such a way that they seem pretty easy to reprint elsewhere
 ladyjessica: honestly I’m kind of trying to not get hype on this set.
 ladyjessica: but I am loving watching people get hype about it
 Sorator13: !card the mighty thor jane
  LRRbot: The Mighty Thor, Jane Foster [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human God Hero [3/3] | Flying / Whenever The Mighty Thor attacks, exile up to one target nontoken artifact or creature, then return that card to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control. / Whenever an Equipment you control enters, draw a card.
 ladyjessica: yeah really bad news about Jane Foster…
 TehAmelie: Human God Hero, that hits all the statuses huh
 MegaDosX: Do the dumb thing Graham!
 MegaDosX: Content plays for days
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 MegaDosX: 
Mindfire13: Land slot can be foil, likely to help prevent feelsbad when your pack's foil is a basic
 MegaDosX: !card hawkeye, master marksman
  LRRbot: Hawkeye, Master Marksman [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer Hero [2/2] | First strike, reach / Trick Arrows — Whenever Hawkeye becomes tapped, you may pay {1} up to three times. When you do, choose up to that many. / • Net — Target creature can't block this turn. / • Explosive — Hawkeye deals 2 damage to target player. / • Boomerang — Discard a card, then draw a card.
 MegaDosX: Neat
raze667: @Mindfire13 remember when foil lands meant somthing? 
 MegaDosX: Ox of Agonas hell yeah
 definenull: time to pivot!
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 lamina5432: pack 3 pivot
 fcloud: "at first, i got a bunch of good cards, but then i decided to pivot into hot garbage"
Uniclonus: Its never too late. Pack 3 pick 13 pivot
 korvys: abs(sophie's choice)
 raulghoulia: the line in Friday Nights where Serge asks "is it too late to pivot" and Adam says "were in deck building" is soooo great
 foolish_s4mwise: |Sophie’sChoice|
 MegaDosX: It is the big brain choice
 Sorator13: well, he's out-thinking, not in-thinking, so the big brain inside him wouldn't help
 fcloud: schwarma is the leviathan of food
 TehAmelie: a leviathan of schwarma sounds nice
 MegaDosX: !card hydra infiltration
  LRRbot: HYDRA Infiltration [3B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, target opponent discards two cards. / Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 MegaDosX: "Out of the shadows, into the light"
 ladyjessica: oh shawarma end credits scene, how we loved you back in the day
 MegaDosX: Serge is so vexed
 SolarBlitz1: "This is my pack, it was opened for me"
CrossXhunteR: can't wait for giant-sized man-thing
 Cptasparagus: to the tune of teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles
Mindfire13: I wish the double-sided tokens were seeded to always have commonly used token on one side. Especially if the other token is only made by a card or two.
 fcloud: serge with the pier review
 MegaDosX: @fcloud Good joke chatter
 korvys: Santa Monica is west coast, Coney is east
 Desdae: Probably for the West Coast Avengers
 fcloud: @MegaDosX ty fellow chatter BillyApprove
 ArdCollider: Santa Monica wildly underrepresented in the Marvel Universe.
 ArdCollider: the MCU has all its West Coast in San Fran.
 MegaDosX: Nobody's in Simic I guess
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX has blue in it
 Sorator13: !card absorbing man
  LRRbot: Absorbing Man [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [4/4] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your first main phase, until your next turn, Absorbing Man becomes a copy of up to one target artifact, non-Aura enchantment, or land, except his name is Absorbing Man, he's a legendary 4/4 Human Villain creature in addition to his other types, and he has vigilance.
 Sorator13: pfff
 Sorator13: so about that signaling
 fcloud: "if we were in red, we could be in red/black, if we were in black"
 RockPusher: Rotate out the drafting trapezoid!
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 Sorator13: Oh yeah, DBEx is tomorrow!
 Sorator13: I knew this but also forgot this
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I just noticed one of the ad cards is out of date.  LRRMTG is on Wednesdays now, not Thirsdays
  Juliamon: Known issue
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: plus advertising shows they don’t make any more
  Juliamon: not actively producing doesn't make the existing ones go away
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: true
loufghyslaufey: V e n g a B U T H c o m m e n c e (th)
 ArdCollider: we had an Adam's Gamehaus recently, etc. 
CrossXhunteR: which LRR member do you think can sleeve a deck the fastest and why is it nelson
 ShaneLeeAtk: Because Nelson owned Yellow Jacket, obviously
 Sorator13: because Nelly's been doing it for his job longer than the other LRRsflk
 fcloud: bussin' makes me feel good
 shendaras: 
 Mr_Horrible: *tableslap* is an odd last name, but more power to ya, Adam
 fcloud: "least intimidating person" when serge is right there
 MegaDosX: Wow
 MegaDosX: Shots fired
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow
 lamina5432: teletubbies are creepy though
 underhill33: 
 RockPusher: Beej is full of horrifying knowledge
 idontgetmyrealname: i mean during covid with his hair. . .
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulImpartialMeerkatMcaT-WP5qhvo5sG2NYPI2
 fcloud: i was gonna say paul is non-intimidating but actually angry paul might be scary
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm not gonna leaguestart Earthshatter, I'm not gonna leaguestart Earthshatter..."
 Mr_Horrible: 
superdude097: @fcloud the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.
  LRRbot: Killmonger, Scourge of Wakanda [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [3/3] | When Killmonger enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. / As long as there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard, Killmonger gets +2/+1.
  LRRbot: Gathering Place | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Activate only if this land entered this turn or if you control a basic land.
  LRRbot: Agent Maria Hill [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/1] | Whenever Agent Maria Hill becomes tapped to pay a teamwork cost, put a +1/+1 counter on her and draw a card.
raze667: That's a 1 drop... AND uncommon?
  LRRbot: Agents of HYDRA [1B] | Creature — Human Spy Villain [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
 Mr_Horrible: it's kind of her job
  LRRbot: Rick Jones, Destined Sidekick [G] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/3] | {3}, {T}: Mill four cards. You may put a Hero or enchantment card from among those cards into your hand.
  LRRbot: Villainous Hideout | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Villain spell or to activate an ability of a Villain source. / {3}, {T}: Target Villain you control connives. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Ninja of the Hand [2B] | Creature — Human Ninja Villain [2/2] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {4}{B}: Each opponent discards a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
letsbelgo: Im the baaaaaaad deck
 fcloud: find you somebody who looks at you the way serge pronounces "villain"
  LRRbot: Spider-Man, To the Rescue [2{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/2] | Flash / Vigilance, reach / No One Dies! — When Spider-Man enters, you may tap him. When you do, another target nonattacking creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
 TehAmelie: is the creature the one ninja up front or the team of ninja? oh, ambiguous plural
CrossXhunteR: nonattacking
letsbelgo: Nonatacking
 dm818: non-attacking
letsbelgo: attacking
 chaostreader: James. no.
raze667: non-attacking
letsbelgo: Judge
superdude097: Nonattacking
 corpocracy: Wait..... They put a Spier Man in this set?
NotEvenDavid: judge
 Flyingdelorion: judge!
 fcloud: back that play up AlienDance
 TehAmelie: @corpocracy i think there's three new ones
NotEvenDavid: we're invoking the worlds clause
 ghizmou: what did nobody do to deserve this
 ErynTzun:  no die pls
 ContingentCat: o7 nobody
 dm818: you control serge
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  LRRbot: Robot Domination [3B] | Enchantment — Plan | Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, you draw a card, lose 1 life, and put a plan counter on this enchantment. / When the third plan counter is put on this enchantment, sacrifice it and create three 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature tokens.
 MegaDosX: Dredge does seem an easy way to get the trigger quickly
 MegaDosX: From what Nelson said earlier
  LRRbot: Rick Jones, Destined Sidekick [G] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/3] | {3}, {T}: Mill four cards. You may put a Hero or enchantment card from among those cards into your hand.
letsbelgo: RICK JONES
Smirking_Bear: Who are the villains ? And who are the heroes ?
  LRRbot: Reptil, Dinomorpher [G] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [1/2] | Brontosaurus — {3}: Until end of turn, Reptil becomes a Dinosaur Hero with base power and toughness 3/5 and gains vigilance and reach. / Tyrannosaurus Rex — {6}: Until end of turn, Reptil becomes a Dinosaur Hero with base power and toughness 6/6 and gains trample.
 TehAmelie: hmm do my memories betray me or do creature tokens go to the graveyard before going away?
CrossXhunteR: @TehAmelie they do
 MegaDosX: The enchantment says creature cards though
 raulghoulia: perennial sidekick
CrossXhunteR: for the plan, they aren't cards
 MegaDosX: And tokens aren't cards
 TehAmelie: aha
johnnylongtorso: didn't he sing "Superfreak"
 Desdae: Hulk's best friend
 RatherLargeToad: Hulk’s buddy
 raulghoulia: sidekick to hulk and then to cap america
 Desdae: Turns into Abomb
Uniclonus: Guy Dave Chappelle famously impersonated
  LRRbot: Hero in Training [2W] | Creature — Human Hero [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. If you control another Hero, you gain 2 life.
 ExarSnow: think he becomes A-Bomb
 Mr_Horrible: is he the one who gets merc'd at the end of World War Hulk?
 fcloud: adam complimenting paul? must be the summer solstice
 gsyhiap: There's a quota for Paul-compliments?
  LRRbot: HYDRA Troopers [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier Villain [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a tapped 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace if there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard. Otherwise, mill two cards.
 raulghoulia: adams character is terrified of Graham and surly to Paul
letsbelgo: why did you put the land in the gy serge
Smirking_Bear: Serge entering his villian arc with the HYDRA trooper ?
CrossXhunteR: i assume that was sarcasm as you needed a land
CrossXhunteR: twitch chat is impossible to parse
 Micalovits: Sarcasm is hard on text
 fcloud: you gotta have lands in the graveyard, otherwise theres nowhere to stand
 Sorator13: why'd you do that, buddy? 
 gsyhiap: Sarcasm? Suuuure...
 Mr_Horrible: damn, so you're telling me Gwen Stacy was aggro
 NotCainNorAbel: Sarcasm is hard in text /s
drketos: tone indicators!
 ErynTzun: Sarcasm what is that ／s
 fcloud: sarcasm is easy to detect (sarcastic)
  LRRbot: Helicarrier Strike [W] | Instant | Teamwork 2 / Helicarrier Strike deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If this spell was cast using teamwork, it deals 4 damage to that creature instead.
 Mr_Horrible: just type like an elcor talks
 r10pez10: interesting looking slash character there
 Mr_Horrible: easy 
 ghizmou: @ErynTzun no need to shout
 dm818: you draw from Maria too right?
CrossXhunteR: i like your mini phyrexian arena
johnnylongtorso: thinking about that Kids in the Hall sketch where Dave Foley is a guy who just sounds really sarcastic
 chaostreader: draw from Maria
 drewm1022: "I wanna be YOUR friend, its just a SPEECH impediment."
 ladyjessica: I’m so lonely
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CrossXhunteR: thanks adam
 fcloud: @ladyjessica i recommend hanging out in twitch chat 
 dm818: Great catch Adam
 Mr_Horrible: she's good at her job
  LRRbot: Surveillance Room | Land | When this land enters, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
CrossXhunteR: i like me a common surveil land that filters colors
Smirking_Bear: We love surveil lands
 raulghoulia: saving it for when you go fishing
letsbelgo:   
 Sorator13: You have a red source (for villains)
 AugmentingPath: What are the points in Serge's deck? Does he have a ruby?
CrossXhunteR: this stupid spider-man taps itself at least to do the saving
Smirking_Bear: Chat will do its best to manifest a red source for you serge
  LRRbot: Red Guardian, Super-Soldier [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Villain [2/2] | Flash / When Red Guardian enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that dealt damage this turn.
 62MGcobra: @Smirking_Bear maybe serge forgot to add the red mana?
PorpoisesUnknown: 2 Red 2 Guardian
johnnylongtorso: his shirt is red, does that count?
  LRRbot: Madame Masque [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/2] | When Madame Masque enters, she connives. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
Smirking_Bear: Red guardian ! Everyone's favorite drunk Russian uncle
CrossXhunteR: from the PPR, the black decks sure are good at making a ton of bodies
Vandristine: counter on Madame right? Since discarded a nonland card?
The_Timo: counter for connive?
  LRRbot: Web Up [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
 ExarSnow: doesn't madam get a counter
letsbelgo: I wish that where me
johnnylongtorso: well, it doesn't matter now
PorpoisesUnknown: 12,000 cards in hand
  LRRbot: Avengers: Under Siege [2BR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create two 2/1 black Villain creature tokens with menace. / II — This Saga deals 2 damage to each non-Villain creature and each opponent. / III — Create a Treasure token for each Villain you control.
 Sorator13: wow, that's a heck of a saga
johnnylongtorso: the sequels weren't as good
 ContingentCat: Then you can welcome him to the jam
CrossXhunteR: good thing serge isnt against one of the other BR villains players
Smirking_Bear: Serge really has entered his villian arc, that or he never left it
 TehAmelie: villains fighting each other is never very interesting am i right
  LRRbot: The Mind Stone [1W] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {W}. / {5}{W}, {T}: Harness The Mind Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target nonland permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 fcloud: wow that is some old-style art for 2026
 Mr_Horrible: that's the only thing I want out of this cycle
 Mr_Horrible: just give my boy a chance to shout TIME STONE
  LRRbot: Avengers: Under Siege [2BR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create two 2/1 black Villain creature tokens with menace. / II — This Saga deals 2 damage to each non-Villain creature and each opponent. / III — Create a Treasure token for each Villain you control.
CrossXhunteR: i like how serge doesnt have a single creature card in play
DrLigmaPhD: Fog
 MegaDosX: Settle the Wreckage!
  LRRbot: Night Nurse, Healer of Heroes [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor Hero [2/1] | Flash / Lifelink / When Night Nurse enters, choose target permanent card in your graveyard that was put there from anywhere this turn. Return it to your hand.
Vandristine: Man wild Settle the Wreckage here
Smirking_Bear: If James can have a mind stone , serge should be allowed a soul stone . In theory anyways , it probably doesn't matter
 Sorator13: niiiight nurse
  LRRbot: Hire a Crew [2R] | Instant | Create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace, then creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Vandristine: the sidekick was exiled right?
Vandristine: ah nvm
 MegaDosX: Yeah Rick Jones got exiled but it didn't matter
DrLigmaPhD: Cool deck, Serge
CrossXhunteR: well, plan for game 2 is prevent serge from seeing his busted rare
 TehAmelie: @MegaDosX insert obvious burn on Rick Jones
 fcloud: just get lucky BillyApprove
NotEvenDavid: when in doubt always go for plan b: pray your opponent floods like wheeler did a few months ago playing canlander
CrossXhunteR: A.I.M., hydra, maggia, and foot
DrLigmaPhD: Various organizations
CrossXhunteR: or, Hand
 Mr_Horrible: they're goons
 Mr_Bitterness: Goons, hired goons
 MegaDosX: Hired goons?
 Cptasparagus: gooners!
 Fruan: These guys aren't temps, they clearly work there full time.
Mindfire13: Goons, grunts, henchmen
 fcloud: temp-to-hire
CrossXhunteR: i corrected myself
 dm818: Defenders
 ladyjessica: the defenders
 Mr_Horrible: Iron Fist?
 MegaDosX: Iron Fist
 fcloud: dr strange?
Uniclonus: Heroes for Hire
 Orxolon: defenders
Smirking_Bear: Its the hand , not the foot ( that is TNMT)
 Desdae: Iron Fist
Voidhawk42: Iron Fist, but also roughly 10 other characters
DrLigmaPhD: Nah, DC crosses over with TMNT. Marvel just has the Hand
 fcloud: batman?
 Sibwow: and stick vs splinter
 foolish_s4mwise: “I’ve always wanted to get into gooning” -Bender
 Desdae: Jessica Jones, Coleen Wing
 fcloud: a few ppl went to asia to learn kung fu
 ladyjessica: iron fist, power man, daredevil
CrossXhunteR: @fcloud seems like a good place to learn it
 ignitionpoint: get me pictures of spider man!
 ignitionpoint: he's kinda cute
 ladyjessica: luke cage
seebowcbo: Serge day is a good day
 MegaDosX: Adam doing his best Professor X impression
 definenull: Smth smth curse of ra
 fcloud: @CrossXhunteR not wrong
 Mr_Bitterness: It's important to remember that TMNT was a parody of Daredevil. Same accident, same super goop, Hand -> Foot
 circusofkirkus: The Hulk lives upstairs?
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's too good a friend, his mental waves helped James's topdecks
CrossXhunteR: @Mr_Bitterness stick -> splinter
DrLigmaPhD: @ignitionpoint Get me Spider Man's number
 MegaDosX: Morbid.
 TehAmelie: it's canon (lol) the Ninja Turtles were mutated by the same radioactive junk that Daredevil was
Shadowsoflife: THE OOZE
  LRRbot: Red Room Recruit [1B] | Creature — Human Spy Villain [1/2] | When this creature enters, it connives.
 pleonasticTautology: hello!
  LRRbot: Stolen Stark Tech [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {1}
Smirking_Bear: Will serge have the perfect mana base eventually ?
  Juliamon: Because they were big fans
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yup
 fcloud: "parody" here meaning "stole all the ideas from"
 Orxolon: they fight the foot dd fights the hand
 Orxolon: for instance
DrLigmaPhD: Hyped for the Last Ronin game tho
letsbelgo: turtle dick!
 ladyjessica: stick became splinter
 circusofkirkus: Turtles without their shells on
 raulghoulia: those weere tails
Smirking_Bear: Turtle dick !
CrossXhunteR: swinging in the wind
Chenderle: does he know about the turtle tails?
 ladyjessica: hand became foot
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "big ol green mutant dick"
 ladyjessica: and they’re mutants.
 Simonark: And it’s hard to even remember just how big Frank Miller’s Daredevil run was.
 TehAmelie: many ideas, and a lot of them were "Japan is cool"
  LRRbot: Agents of HYDRA [1B] | Creature — Human Spy Villain [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
 gualdhar: watch them sexily put their shells back on?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
 Sorator13: you don't wanna see the movie they set entirely in the sewer locker room
 fcloud: also how do you parody daredevil and not do anything with the blindness, his defining feature
  LRRbot: Black Panther, Vanguard [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Hero [4/4] | Whenever another nontoken Hero you control enters, choose one — / • Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / • Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
 foolish_s4mwise: going to read the original TMNT comics after never directly Turtle-ing before the magic set was a *trip*
 Simonark: It wasn’t a parody of Daredevil, really, it was a parody of Miller.
  LRRbot: Truck Toss [2RR] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Vehicle. / Truck Toss deals 4 damage to any target.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Simonark yeah this is a more accurate desscription honestly
 Cptasparagus: truck kun
  Juliamon: the turtles' masks are all just blindfolds with eye holes cut in them
Mustang_Redcloak: Black Panther got isekai'd
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceTacitGoldfishDerp-_zwhXUG6xw48X5pQ
 raulghoulia: the ooze incident that gave matt his powers is the same time the turtles were deposited in the sewer
The_Timo: Avon lands best lands
  LRRbot: White Widow, Free Agent [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero Villain [2/3] | When White Widow enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / • Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
 gualdhar: did Black Panther also turn into a tall muscly elf woman?
  LRRbot: Avengers: Under Siege [2BR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create two 2/1 black Villain creature tokens with menace. / II — This Saga deals 2 damage to each non-Villain creature and each opponent. / III — Create a Treasure token for each Villain you control.
DrLigmaPhD: Black Panther got hit by the isekai-express and is now an emperor in another world.  Lateral move really
 fcloud: @gualdhar who among us hasnt? let them throw the first stone
 foolish_s4mwise: I just hope she doesn’t sign for OKC
  LRRbot: Agent of Atlas [1W] | Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Prowess
 fcloud: I Got Teleported Into An Alternate Universe Where I'm The King, Just Like I Am Normally, What Are The Chances (3 seasons) (OVA) (live-action adaptation)
 pleonasticTautology: i LOVE agents of atlas. 
 pleonasticTautology: jeff parker's pet marvel team
  LRRbot: Murdock's Crusade [1W] | Sorcery | Teamwork 4 / Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. / • Street Justice — Exile target creature with toughness 4 or greater. / • Legal Justice — Exile target enchantment with mana value 4 or greater.
Smirking_Bear: why do they have menace ? The answer , they are villains ( a menace to society) and dont play by the rules
  LRRbot: Punishing Punch [2G] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature an opponent controls.
  LRRbot: Ninja of the Hand [2B] | Creature — Human Ninja Villain [2/2] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {4}{B}: Each opponent discards a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 Simonark: Agents of Atlas deserves more than they got in this set, Namora and a non-legendary Jimmy Woo.
 pleonasticTautology: @Simonark HUGE agree.
 TehAmelie: and who does this hand belong to, SERGE? 
  LRRbot: Web Up [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Stark Industries | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
  LRRbot: Agents of HYDRA [1B] | Creature — Human Spy Villain [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
 foolish_s4mwise: for all the times folks say “oh it’s just kicker”… Power-up literally started as a kicker variant. so just think of it as kicker.
 Simonark: That said, Moon Knight got relegated to appearing on a random spell’s art.
 MegaDosX: Cut off one head, two more shall take its place
  LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
 pleonasticTautology: @Simonark buh.
 TehAmelie: that sounds like Nick Fury
 Mr_Horrible: reading her cardname like a directive. "Invisible Woman, sue Storm" Ororo: "TF did I do???"
Voidhawk42: I want the Wall tokens to be that one Spider-man villain who had all the powers of a brick wall
 pleonasticTautology: also @LoadingReadyRun love this overlay! you've been killing it lately.
 pleonasticTautology: @Voidhawk42 see now i want a venture bros. ub set  with brick frog.
  LRRbot: Crimson Operative [3R] | Artifact Creature — Human Villain [3/2] | Prowess / When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
 Desruprot: Foiling messing with the reader?
 fcloud: sue storm doesnt even have storm, umm, judge??
 Mr_Bitterness: @pleonasticTautology Briiiiiiick frog!
 MegaDosX: I enjoyed it
dagoth__ur_: yea moon knight was list
dagoth__ur_: lit
CrossXhunteR: i imagine moon knight will be in a magic focused set
 foolish_s4mwise: @mr_horrible i mean she’s better than *most* of the X Men… but im sure you could make a list
virgil82: @Voidhawk42 Was he bitten by a radioactive brick wall?
 MegaDosX: I also think he's a candidate for the hypothetical mystical set Graham mentioned earlier
 Mr_Horrible: Oscar Isaac?
 raulghoulia: Poe Dameron
 JKBalch: Oscar isaac is good, show was bad
dagoth__ur_: oscar isaacs
 gsyhiap: @Voidhawk42 Powers of a brick wall? Stops the roof falling down, doesn't answer back, good to lean on?
chaos5896: All correct answers
johnnylongtorso: they put the fucking Great Lakes Avengers in Jumpstart
CrossXhunteR: @johnnylongtorso and the runaways
dagoth__ur_: hard disagree
 pleonasticTautology: @CrossXhunteR and the young avengers
  LRRbot: Captain America, Wings of Freedom [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Hero [3/1] | Flying, first strike, ward {1} / Whenever Captain America attacks, each other Hero you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Captain America's toughness.
 TehAmelie: @gsyhiap you joke, but The Wall was a real Spider-Man villain. . .
 Desruprot: the one that flies
solarsheeptoken: its like split as anti hero
CrossXhunteR: this cap is pretty nice
Voidhawk42: Worst Marvel show was Secret Wars, no competition. That one was so bad I stopped watching... pretty much everything
 Mr_Horrible: that's a lie you've played Marvel Rivals, Adam
 Desdae: Moon knight, Taskmaster's worst nightmare
DrLigmaPhD: Cool concept for the character, kinda funny to make Konshu a total dick
 foolish_s4mwise: @crossxhunter yeah but the runaways deserve it.
CrossXhunteR: we're rooting for the good guy
Voidhawk42: @TehAmelie Yes! That's how I started this convo. I want someone to draw them on the "Wall" tokens Invisible Woman makes
 Mr_Horrible: Adam, table friend to some, table foe to others
 Svengineer: is table friend \allowed to say that?
Smirking_Bear: Moon knight was alright. But it felt like a stand alone show with no connection to the actual MCU story
Xenguin47: Only 1 toughness? Sounds like he's not actually using that shield...
 Mr_Horrible: the way Rich Garfield intended
 ladyjessica: that we get to live in a world where the avengers were considered cool was something I would not have thought possible when I was younger.
CrossXhunteR: @Xenguin47 it's on the ground
Chenderle: @Voidhawk42 I watched the first one or two episodes and got very bored, true
 gsyhiap: @TehAmelie I was partly joking, but I am somewhat confused at what powers a superhero might value about a wall...
  LRRbot: Villainous Hideout | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Villain spell or to activate an ability of a Villain source. / {3}, {T}: Target Villain you control connives. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: This one is Sam Wilson
 Mr_Horrible: I mean that's Falcon Cap
 MegaDosX: So no super serum
 BrowneePointz: Sam
CrossXhunteR: sam wilson
 Desruprot: if that Cap has the shield he is pretty good
Voidhawk42: @Chenderle It was SO much worse than boring. Stopping was the right call.
 BrowneePointz: he got no serum
 Mr_Horrible: afaik he ain't juiced
 korvys: Sam Wilson?
 TehAmelie: so many unknockdownable walls
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: no super juice
 raulghoulia: he threw his shield and waiting for it to come back
CrossXhunteR: steve rogers is like a rare and an uncommon
 Mr_Horrible: America's Ass would not be a 1
 foolish_s4mwise: Sam should also have more than one toughness tho tbh
  LRRbot: Cruel Alliance [2B] | Sorcery | Teamwork 2 / Exile target creature with mana value 3 or less. If this spell was cast using teamwork, instead exile target creature and you gain 3 life.
 raulghoulia: he can telepathically talk to birds
Smirking_Bear: Sam is just a guy
 foolish_s4mwise: he’s named Sam, therefore he’s cool
 BrowneePointz: in the comics he has bird telepathy but otherwise just a guy
chaos5896: "his homie", yes the black guy
Voidhawk42: Oh hey, I just noticed the Villainous hideout has a giant Hydra logo in the clouds above it
 TehAmelie: so sad they didn't make a Young Steve card with ½/½
 Clicklesly: Connive counter?
johnnylongtorso: shame there's no Iron Man with his original gold armor
 Mr_Horrible: they all went to a team-building retreat
CrossXhunteR: sam really holds it down with his tiny butt
CrossXhunteR: no, that's sam
 dm818: That is Sam not Steve
Mustang_Redcloak: That is Sam
  Juliamon: Yes, that's Sam
Voidhawk42: @TehAmelie 0/1 citizen, Indestructible
CrossXhunteR: steve is the other one
 foolish_s4mwise: @crossxhunter hey, my butt is GREAT, thanks
letsbelgo: thats sam
 Desruprot: play it again Sam?
 Sorator13: Serge, that's Sam
 ErynTzun: lolol
 MegaDosX: Sam Rogers lmaoooooooooo
Bruceski: Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson
Smirking_Bear: @Mr_Horrible Then afterwards , when the homework is done, they backstab each other
Vandristine: Oh yeah Sam Rogers and Steve Wilson
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Sam Rogers is their baby
CrossXhunteR: yes paul
 Mr_Horrible: I look forward to some variation of this happening literally every stream of Marvel Super Heroes
letsbelgo: give serge a wedgie
solarsheeptoken: Serge Rogers
 iconicshadow89: Minecraft Steve Rogers
 pleonasticTautology: his name. is steve.
Xenguin47: Now hold on, we pay Serge to dig canals, not to know super heroes.
  LRRbot: Wakandan Drone Flock [3W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 2.
 ErynTzun: mind like a sieve
johnnylongtorso: Sam Rogers Heating and Plumbing
 Mr_Horrible: @Smirking_Bear all of them subtly flubbing their answers so they can catch each other cheating off one another
 gsyhiap: @solarsheeptoken Now we're talking
Voidhawk42: As comedians, surely you should be docked pay when you say something not-stupid?
Bruceski: Easy to remember because of the scene in Winter Soldier where an attack helicopter is shouting "Mr Rogers, please stand down" which is hilarious.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Voidhawk42 stupid isnt inherently funny
 Mr_Horrible: the whites LOVE surveillance, Adam
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #2618: "Do I take the 3-mana 1/1 or the 2-mana 1/1?" —Adam [2016-05-27]
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KawaiiObeseBeaverNinjaGrumpy-7Rnlv6W5x5-cZfqg
 gsyhiap: @Voidhawk42 In my experience, the best comedians say profoundly serious things in a very silly way...
Chenderle: White has the angel that surveils in Foundations, so you can never know
 Mr_Horrible: good thing I think you're the smartest people alive 
CrossXhunteR: do it, you won't
 BrowneePointz: thanks voidhawk I’m ruined now
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, insidepigeon! (Today's storm count: 27)
 pleonasticTautology: 100 james said i had to give 100 bits whenever they said something stupid; james suggesting that idea is, in fact, something stupid.
Xenguin47: Yeah, but we're all old.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: jokes on you im so dumb nothing can be more stupider than my real thoughts
 gsyhiap:  pleonasticTautology
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: my own thoughtss* god i cant type today lol
 gualdhar: you either die a good young or you live long enough to be the bad old
  LRRbot: Hire a Crew [2R] | Instant | Create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace, then creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: it’s twoo it’s twoo
 pleonasticTautology: @gsyhiap i'm funny, sometimes. :3
Shadowsoflife: 
  RayFK: Jesus Adam
  LRRbot: Too Evil to Stay Dead [2B] | Sorcery | Teamwork 4 / Choose target creature card in your graveyard with mana value 4 or less. If this spell was cast using teamwork, instead choose target creature card in your graveyard. Return the chosen card to the battlefield.
  LRRbot: HYDRA Troopers [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier Villain [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a tapped 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace if there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard. Otherwise, mill two cards.
CrossXhunteR: these villains just don't stop
 Mr_Horrible: "I wouldn't have made that attack" -> "Wow I was thinking the same thing, Serge"
Mustang_Redcloak: So many henchmen
  LRRbot: Hercules, Prince of Power [2G] | Legendary Creature — Demigod Warrior Hero [3/3] | Power-up — {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hercules. He gains vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn.
 dm818: Only Miracle is from Molecule Man
mjk306: Makes a tapped villain
 Sorator13: wait, we're just including random Disney heroes now?
 Diabore: sadly very dead to menace
 Sorator13: I didn't think them getting Marvel would go *that* far
 pleonasticTautology: @Mustang_Redcloak how many of them drive a powder blue nissan stanza
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 is this a bit? i can't tell if this is a bit
 Mr_Bitterness: The thing I remember most about Hercules is at the end of Spider Island when he's transformed back and there's the phrase, "Pants! We need pants for Hercules!"
 Diabore: pew pew pew
  LRRbot: Super-Skrull [1BBB] | Legendary Creature — Skrull Shapeshifter Villain [4/5] | Flying / {2}{W}: Create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender. / {3}{G}: Super-Skrull gets +4/+4 until end of turn. / {4}{R}: Super-Skrull deals 4 damage to target creature. / {5}{U}: Target player draws four cards.
 gsyhiap: Serge is the baddie confirmed 
Shadowsoflife: @Mr_Bitterness A decant pair of pairs
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Super Skrull seems sick
johnnylongtorso: @pleonasticTautology Hercules is in fact a Marvel comics character
EbDorian: What's with Skrull and fours?
Wilcroft: 
CrossXhunteR: thanks adam
 Diabore: !card kenrith, returned king
  LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
 shendaras: 
Voidhawk42: Thanks Adam. Thadam.
 TehAmelie: we did joke in an 8 person draft somone would have to turn evil for the other 7 to form a superteam. . .
 pleonasticTautology: @EbDorian super skrull has the fantastic four's powers
 BrowneePointz: Sam Rogers and Steve Wilson
 codatski: !card Savage Knuckleblade
  LRRbot: Savage Knuckleblade [GUR] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [4/4] | {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / {2}{U}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. / {R}: This creature gains haste until end of turn.
EbDorian: @pleonasticTautology Thank you! 
 Mr_Horrible: "If I take one more step... it'll be the farthest away from Brooklyn I've ever been..."
letsbelgo: Do I have to move?
 Fruan: Where do I have to sit?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: my brain hurts
 gsyhiap: So there's a lot of sitting, is what I'm hearing 
 foolish_s4mwise: tldr: >If name includes Sam, person = cool
 TehAmelie: let's musical chairs it!
 Mr_Horrible: somehow nukes the channel
 Diabore: cut to commercial 
 BrowneePointz: yea the Skull Empire grabbed Kl'rt and forcibly exposed him to cosmic rays and gave him the Four's powers @EbDorian
 raulghoulia: Change Places!
 BrowneePointz: also yes Super Skrull's name is Kl'rt
 Micalovits: Well. sad to hear that Adam has been fired
chaos5896: !quote paul
 gsyhiap: Paul switches scene, and sharpens the shivs...
Shadowsoflife: rotates the host
chaos5896: !quotePaul
 gsyhiap: @Micalovits ...out of a cannon
 TehAmelie: we did encourage them to say stupid things for money. Adam just had to go nuclear
 AniLunchbox: Paul as table friend should be a Beejlander bonus
Shadowsoflife: @gsyhiap again?
johnnylongtorso: chat, my potato chips felt the need to point out on the bag that they're made from real potatoes
 Sorator13: @johnnylongtorso that's because they want to be seen as Healthy (and because Lays did a survey and an alarming number of people didn't know that they were made from potatoes)
badbasstony: @johnnylongtorso if your girlfriend feels the need to say she’s not cheating…then maybe she’s not made of real potatoes
 TehAmelie: that's up there with half of all the products in this country being marketed with the term "lovely"
 gsyhiap: @johnnylongtorso If your potatoes are pointing at things you probably should be rightfully worried about the reality of the situation...
 Sorator13: turns out, potatoes are actually pretty decent as far as food goes, if you don't slather them in dairy and/or oil
 TehAmelie: everything from fresh bread to apartments can be labeled lovely. it means something, but nothing legally binding
 Mr_Horrible: my "made of real potatoes" shirt etc etc we all know the tweet
johnnylongtorso: @TehAmelie like when something says it "helps" to do something
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 this doesn't surprise me; a lot of people don't seem to know what their food actually is. having cheese opinions makes me an outlier lmao.
 TehAmelie: now i want a t-shirt that says "made with imaginary potatoes"
Shadowsoflife: The idea of potats
 Mr_Horrible: I could go for some imaginary potatoes tbh
 Mr_Horrible: real ones would also suffice
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible good news!
 Sorator13: you can have imaginary potatoes whenever you want!
 TehAmelie: Carl Sagan voice: imagine a potat
EbDorian: we are rapidly approaching "frozen dessert" aka "not-real ice-cream" territory 
 Mr_Horrible: that's (literally) using your noggin
loufghyslaufey: Sorry, what?
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 potatulpa
  Juliamon: To be fair to Lay's, there's probably more palm oil and air in any given bag of their potato chips than potato
 Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology 10%
 pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible 10% of what?
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology Yes
 Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology ah, just a bit from Seachats. An aphorism for "irl lol"
 shendaras: 
 pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible oh lmao
 Mr_Bitterness:    
loufghyslaufey: Dammit. I had until they came back from the break
 Mr_Horrible: oh wait, really? What a confluence
 Sorator13: Oh heck, did you make it today? I had to take a nap and couldn't watch the rest. Congrats!
chaos5896: ✊🏾
 BrowneePointz: Happy Juneteenth. Go support a Black business and educate yourself 
CrossXhunteR: 3 years to the minute, turns out (i did zero fact checking)
loufghyslaufey: Sorries, carry us on pls
 Mr_Horrible: everyone in ambicross is a degenerate, they'd go into withdrawal on 3 hours a week 
Voidhawk42: 3 hours a week for 3 years = 468 hours. Not bad going!
 Sorator13: well, if you're gonna splash, mythics are a good choice to splash for
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 you've seen the burger tulpa greentext, yes?
loufghyslaufey:  WoW. Just like Infinity War...?
loufghyslaufey: Adam didn't draft Thanos by any chance, did he?
EbDorian: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 TehAmelie: now you have to trade shirts, right?
loufghyslaufey: Secret Invasion confirmed!?
solarsheeptoken: so adam can sit where paul sits
CrossXhunteR: lifelink deathtouch
 BrowneePointz: in commander
 BrowneePointz: and as a saga token
CrossXhunteR: there is a galactus token in the main set
 Diabore: theres a galactus saga too
 dm818: Galactus is in the commander set
 BrowneePointz: yea Galactus and Molecule Man, both ridiculously powerful colorless creatures
  LRRbot: Agents of HYDRA [1B] | Creature — Human Spy Villain [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
  LRRbot: HYDRA Assault Robot [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/3] | Whenever another Villain and/or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.
insanecat6mtg: I stepped away for a bit to get frozen drinks and am now back with a guava passion fruit icy drink.
loufghyslaufey: "MTG × Secret Invasion"... ? & They Had Better Get Secret Invasion right, Universe's Beyond!
  LRRbot: Futurist Forge [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
CrossXhunteR: is this an egg?
loufghyslaufey: Feige isn't in charge over there, WOTC.
Shadowsoflife: E G G
 Sorator13: @insanecat6mtg ooh, enjoy!
 Mr_Horrible: Nick Fury: "...but I didn't order any... OH!"
  LRRbot: Gleaming Bastion | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Activate only if this land entered this turn or if you control a basic land.
loufghyslaufey: Right Chat?
  LRRbot: Dependable Quinjet [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 4
CrossXhunteR: dang, nelly got the rare land too
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "Jusst a dude?!" Nick Fury is a WW2 hero thank you very much!
johnnylongtorso: he has a gun
 raulghoulia: if you dont think someone has powers they secretly have super soldier serum
 Sorator13: Manalith got a heck of an upgrade, eh?
CrossXhunteR: OTJ
  LRRbot: A.I.M. Scientists [3U] | Creature — Human Scientist Villain [3/3] | When this creature enters, it connives. / Basic landcycling {2}
 Mr_Horrible: from Kaladesh
 Mr_Horrible: OG
 BrowneePointz: Advanced Idea Mechanics
loufghyslaufey: Am Serious! Imagine "Secret Invasion" being an entire set...? That... profoundly sounds cooler than thr live-action one, right?
   LoadingReadyRun: No don't aim at the scientists!
loufghyslaufey: *than the live-action
 Cptasparagus: America Online Instant Messenger Scientists
Shadowsoflife: I used to like Aim until it shut down
 BrowneePointz: I mean the live action show could've been good but they duffed it
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun but theyre villains paul
 Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun advice no half-life 1 player has ever taken
dagoth__ur_: aim scientists seems cracked af
  LRRbot: Construct a Cosmic Cube [2B] | Enchantment — Plan | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace and put a plan counter on this enchantment. / When the seventh plan counter is put on this enchantment, sacrifice it. When you do, you control target opponent during their next turn.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ANALYZE CUBE! ANALYZE CUBE!
 RatherLargeToad: it constructs a cosmic cube
 Mr_Horrible: I love alliteration and artifacts of untold power
johnnylongtorso: prepare yourself for cube!
  LRRbot: Futurist Forge [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
 BrowneePointz: We Say Thee Nay!
CrossXhunteR: there's a quench
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loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun Dewwit! They're trying to shove a Rattatouille into a Big Inflatable Giant BABY HEAD...!!
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz Ni
 chaostreader: remember to draw the card.
  LRRbot: Truck Toss [2RR] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Vehicle. / Truck Toss deals 4 damage to any target.
 Desdae: Don't forget to actuially draw the card
loufghyslaufey: So uh, "B.I.G.B.H."?
 InfiniTokens: Hello!
 Mr_Horrible: Truck-kun with the assist
 InfiniTokens: Hey it's paper and there's fighting
 Sorator13: @InfiniTokens ahoy!
 Micalovits: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
CrossXhunteR: check the tape
Shadowsoflife: There's a tape?
 TehAmelie: AIM is often misguided (how ironic) but they did build the big time hero Death's Head 2 so they can't be all bad
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
CrossXhunteR: red and blue, often not good at dealing with an in-play enchantment
 Micalovits: I would be very impressed if he found a planeswalker in this set
 BrowneePointz: they regret doing it in DND
CrossXhunteR: DnD, not UB (technically)
 BrowneePointz: so they said no more
 HadesLeprechaun: Elminster, yeah
dagoth__ur_: its UB
Vandristine: Yeah DND had Minsc, Elminster, Lolth
 Kaaannaaa: you can walk the planes in D&D tbf
 BrowneePointz: The Sage of Shadowdale?
 MegaDosX: Elminster, Lolth, Minsc and Boo, Mordenkainen
Mustang_Redcloak: Is D&D really UB if it's also WotC?
 BrowneePointz: Mystra's Mister?
 MegaDosX: I'm probably forgetting one
loufghyslaufey: We don't...? Get to discourse references to the MCU, I guess...?
dagoth__ur_: everyone remembers them
dagoth__ur_: name the black one
CrossXhunteR: @Mustang_Redcloak it is not because it is
Dr_fragenstien: and tasha
 BrowneePointz: Ellywick Tumblestrum
 Kentosaurus: I will not stand for this Elminster erasure
Vandristine: You can walk the planes in dnd so planeswalker isnt awful
CrossXhunteR: @dagoth__ur_ liliana of the veil
 MegaDosX: Tasha and Ellywick, right forgot both of them
 BrowneePointz: and bahamut
dagoth__ur_: @CrossXhunteR 
 MegaDosX: Oh and Grand Master of Flowers (Bahamut)
Vandristine: is it... a third draw artifact?
  LRRbot: Baxter Building | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Add four mana in any combination of colors. / {4}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with toughness 4 or greater.
CrossXhunteR: got any web ups in there
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CrossXhunteR: i saw someone doing fun constructed things with the baxter building during the early access period
EbDorian: I am now officially caught-up re: the "four" theming 
  LRRbot: Frozen in Ice [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and can't become untapped.
  LRRbot: Thirst for Knowledge [2U] | Instant | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.
 Diabore: ooh thirsty
 BrowneePointz: sup Uatu
 MegaDosX: Adam getting thirsty on main
johnnylongtorso:  who's that guy with the big head
 InfiniTokens: What have I missed so far? Any fun tokens?
 BrowneePointz: Uatu the Watcher
 BrowneePointz: his kind oversees reality but don't step in
 TehAmelie: Uatu is watching us all sleep
 BrowneePointz: except Uatu totally steps in
   Anubis169: Uatu is watching my insomnia
   Anubis169: 'sup chat
  LRRbot: H.E.R.B.I.E. Scout Unit [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [2/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
 BrowneePointz: he's kinda like Zordon "Danger Avengers! A Threat approaches Earth!"
CrossXhunteR: it's a hell of a plan
 Micalovits: OG Eldraine was pretty good
CrossXhunteR: sneaky snacker in mh3 was cool, and that might have been draw 3
 Diabore: !card sneaky snacker
  LRRbot: Sneaky Snacker [UB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / When you draw your third card in a turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Mindfire13: Brother's War?
 Mr_Horrible: FOOT DIVE
 Sorator13: 
  LRRbot: Secret Invasion [1UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile up to one target creature other than enchanted creature until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Enchanted creature becomes a copy of that creature until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature has ward {2}.
CrossXhunteR: weird blue removal, that's kinda like a mind control
CrossXhunteR: sheltered by ghosts in blue
 TehAmelie: and kind of like Control Magic
 BrowneePointz: it helps the Draw Two deck in this set is powered by connive
 RatherLargeToad: that doombot is secretly a doombot!
 BrowneePointz: and Connive is a good ability
 Diabore: draw 2 more cards
loufghyslaufey: Awwww. No Secret Invasion set?
 Diabore: getting dangerous
EbDorian: !card Assimilation Aegis
  LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment. / Equip {2}
CrossXhunteR: on the theme of "draw 2 cards" the modok skullclamp in the commander decks is nice because it kinda looks like a pot of greed
  LRRbot: Kingpin's Enforcers [2B] | Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Lifelink / {2}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: The Wondrous Wasp [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Wasp's Sting — When The Wondrous Wasp enters, tap up to one target creature. It loses all abilities for as long as The Wondrous Wasp remains on the battlefield.
Mustang_Redcloak: What does Pot of Greed do? 
 TehAmelie: reading? in this economy?
 Diabore: nelly's in danger
 Sorator13: my cards, they are very sick
CrossXhunteR: @Mustang_Redcloak it allows you to draw 2 more cards from the top of your deck
 BrowneePointz: I love that the most underloved Founding Avengers got a REALLY good and annoying Card
 BrowneePointz: Wasp deserves better
 BrowneePointz: and for chat, Cap? famously NOT a founding Avenger. Wasp IS
dagoth__ur_: adam is BM'ing Nelson right 
 Sorator13: @dagoth__ur_ Not at all
  LRRbot: Loki, God of Mischief [1U] | Legendary Creature — God Sorcerer Villain [2/1] | Whenever a player or permanent becomes the target of an ability you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
dagoth__ur_: not on purpose
 Sorator13: Adam has a lot to keep track of right now
CrossXhunteR: for a rules interaction, if you secret invasion a token your creature becomes a copy of said token even though that token is gone gone
 BrowneePointz: abilities targetting your stuff or OPs
 Sorator13: an ABILITY you control, not a player/permanent you control
  LRRbot: Kingpin's Enforcers [2B] | Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Lifelink / {2}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: Graham did gross stuff with it and The Mighty Thor
CrossXhunteR: all of your creatures, lands, enchantments
 AugmentingPath: Whenever you crime yourself or others
 Diabore: and draw
 MegaDosX: @CrossXhunteR Would this also mean that Secret Invasion would still make your thing copy an opposing commander if the controller of said commander puts it back in the command zone?
 AugmentingPath: (different from regular crime in that you can crime yourself)
 Cptasparagus: a better ratio like 6/7?
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 Sorator13: @AugmentingPath I don't think you're allowed to crime yourself on stream
 MegaDosX: @Cptasparagus No.
CrossXhunteR: there are a handful of black plans that all seem great in limited
 BrowneePointz: there's stuff like Guerrilla Gorilla in Green and other stuff in White
CrossXhunteR: guerilla gorilla might be a big pick
 AugmentingPath: @Sorator13 Aww, it's just a cheeky bit of mischief
 raulghoulia: you throw a taco truck at them
Trentyn907: How'd the draft go?
 Mr_Horrible: the half-grapeshot/half-fireball ain't bad at clearing out the villain tokens
 BrowneePointz: Photon Blast
 Sorator13: @Trentyn907 well, three people were in black/red, two of whom were next to each other (G, Matt, and also Serge a few seats away)
 BrowneePointz: Photon Blast Barrage*
EbDorian: !card Photon Blast
  LRRbot: Photon Blast Barrage [XRR] | Sorcery | When you cast this spell, copy it X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. / Photon Blast Barrage deals 1 damage to target creature.
 Sorator13: so that was silly 
CrossXhunteR: adam's eggs were much better than i was expecting
 BrowneePointz: !card Nick Fury
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CrossXhunteR: power up for wubrg, get a hero from the top couple cards of the deck and they can transform
 BrowneePointz: Soul and Mind
 BrowneePointz: Time will probably be in the Mystical set
 BrowneePointz: Space will probably be in the Cosmic set
Trentyn907: THE Mind Stone
EbDorian: 
CrossXhunteR: snap keep
 BrowneePointz: Power or Reality in an X-Men set
 InfiniTokens: Math? Who uses math?
johnnylongtorso: Le Mind-Stone
Mustang_Redcloak: !card Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
  LRRbot: Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/1] | Power-up — {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Nick Fury, then look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a Hero, Equipment, or Vehicle card from among them onto the battlefield. If it's a double-faced card, you may transform it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 TehAmelie: well, math gave us the viaducts
EbDorian: @johnnylongtorso La Pierre d'Esprit 
CrossXhunteR: something i was thinking about recently, there are a number of other card games with different mulligan rules that often leave you with the same number of starting cards in hand instead of going down cards
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
letsbelgo: wowowo
  LRRbot: Super Suit [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Untap that creature. / Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2}
johnnylongtorso: woman! where is my super suit?!
  LRRbot: Scientist Supreme of A.I.M. [UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from an artifact source. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: only thing that can beat a Doombot is another Doombot in a suit
  LRRbot: Frozen in Ice [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and can't become untapped.
 BrowneePointz: it’s Andrew Forson!
 dm818: That card seems very good
CrossXhunteR: does a thing with his eggs
 Dog_of_Myth: If only someone did a deck tech with that card...
CrossXhunteR: also copies the activated half of the egg too, which is nuts
 BrowneePointz: Hugo Weaving, what a hell of an actor
 ArtDecoSunburn: @CrossXhunteR I'm always interested to explore card game mechanics that don't echo Magic or Pokemon. It's fun to see the range out there, like non-battlers, or games with location cards, or shared decks from which all players draw, or even cooperative endgames.
  LRRbot: Ultron Drone [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/3] | Power-up — {6}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and create a 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token.
  LRRbot: Jessica Jones, Private Eye [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective Hero [2/3] | {T}, Put a stun counter on Jessica Jones: Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is Jessica Jones's power. You may play those cards this turn.
 BrowneePointz: Krysten Ritter lets gooooooo
solarsheeptoken: proving we dont speak marvel
CrossXhunteR: i find it weird the JJ here doesnt use exert
   LoadingReadyRun: That famous line: "Tony Stark built that suit in an iceberg with a pile of scraps!"
  LRRbot: Taskmaster, Mercenary Mimic [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [3/5] | Photographic Reflexes — At the beginning of your first main phase, until your next turn, Taskmaster becomes a copy of up to one target creature on the battlefield or creature card in a graveyard, except his name is Taskmaster, Mercenary Mimic and he's a legendary Human Mercenary Villain creature.
 BrowneePointz: The Jessica Jones series is quite good, VERY heavy
 Diabore: adam has a lot of rares huh
CrossXhunteR: weird superior spider-man
 BrowneePointz: also that art slaps
CrossXhunteR: set review part 2 that came out earlier today
CrossXhunteR: up to
CrossXhunteR: it is kinda a may
 Mr_Horrible: up to one, tho
Mustang_Redcloak: He could target himself
 BrowneePointz: Taskmaster, with the power of…photographic reflexes
  LRRbot: Gleaming Bastion | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Activate only if this land entered this turn or if you control a basic land.
CrossXhunteR: they love using up to instead of may just to trick magic players
 BrowneePointz: I forgot the name for a second
 TehAmelie: fact card: Jessica Jones possesses the mutant superpowers of "being pretty strong" and "knows how to look up stuff on the Internet"
 BrowneePointz: also very tough
 BrowneePointz: she’s a PI
 BrowneePointz: her show is very good but *VERY* heavy
EbDorian: @TehAmelie goals ngl
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
  LRRbot: King T'Challa [1WU] (back: Black Panther, Hope Enduring) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Hero [3/2] | Flash / Whenever a player draws their second card each turn, you draw a card. / {4}{W}{U}: Transform King T'Challa. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePointz: Nelly’s doombots are HYOOGE
CrossXhunteR: also, if nelly draws a 2nd card, he draws an additional card
 Diabore: notably "A player" so if nelly would draw 2 he draws 3
johnnylongtorso: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest bot of all
  LRRbot: S.H.I.E.L.D. Deployment Drone [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
   LoadingReadyRun: With his photographic reflexes and powers of observation, Taskmaster watches the Doombot and learns how to have jet engines in his feat
EbDorian: She is, isn't she? 
 BrowneePointz: 3/3 double strike prevent all combat damage and when he hits draw a card I think
  LRRbot: Jessica Jones, Private Eye [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective Hero [2/3] | {T}, Put a stun counter on Jessica Jones: Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is Jessica Jones's power. You may play those cards this turn.
 Serivus: rules question: if Taskmaster copied Aerial Doombot, used the Powerup ability, and then copied Aerial Doombot again next turn could it Powerup a second time?
CrossXhunteR: @Serivus i don't think so, but im not a doctor
  LRRbot: Widow's Bite [1B] | Instant | Teamwork 3 / Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. / • Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
 Svengineer: i do think so, but not a doctor either
johnnylongtorso: Adam "Always Keep Them Guessing" Savidan
 BrowneePointz: Adam just shimmied you
 BrowneePointz: FOOT DIVE
EbDorian: @Serivus I vaguely recall this was in the rules-explainer vid?
CrossXhunteR: i hope adam draws an extra card this turn
  LRRbot: Futurist Forge [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
Mustang_Redcloak: 
CrossXhunteR: mission accomplished
  LRRbot: Echo, Perceptive Prodigy [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [1/4] | Vigilance / {1}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from a creature source. You may choose new targets for the copy.
CrossXhunteR: hey, she's kinda like that aim scientist
 BrowneePointz: She LITERALLY has the same powers as Taskmaster
 BrowneePointz: but is deaf and First Nations
CrossXhunteR: some recent RW cards have been copying abilities
CrossXhunteR: in non-UB sets
 TehAmelie: how ironic to copy a copying power
 Mr_Horrible: it turns out mimicry is a popular trope in fantasy fiction
CrossXhunteR: go the distance, little flyer
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 BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible specifically it’s “photographic reflexes0
 BrowneePointz: and ye those two famously have the EXACT same abilities
  LRRbot: Construct a Cosmic Cube [2B] | Enchantment — Plan | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace and put a plan counter on this enchantment. / When the seventh plan counter is put on this enchantment, sacrifice it. When you do, you control target opponent during their next turn.
 Micalovits: If there is one thing worse than twitch chat, its youtube comments
  LRRbot: Agents of HYDRA [1B] | Creature — Human Spy Villain [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
 goombalax: Analyse Cube
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Voidhawk42: @Micalovits Its_the_same_picture.gif
 TehAmelie: i love chat 
 Svengineer: ive been in both places(i was being bad)
 lamina5432: adam compliments us yay
 BrowneePointz: people are complicated
 gsyhiap: Nuance? What is this devilry?!
 gualdhar: nuance? on the internet? time to cancel Adam
 MegaDosX: Speak on that, Savidan
CrossXhunteR: wait, what if adam's barometer is just off
 MegaDosX: There are so many people who need to hear this
 Sibwow: black and white thinking is strictly bad
 hideki101: bad experinces stick more in memory than good experiencces
  LRRbot: Jessica Jones, Private Eye [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective Hero [2/3] | {T}, Put a stun counter on Jessica Jones: Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is Jessica Jones's power. You may play those cards this turn.
 SnowBuddy18: I'd rather treat things as purple
  LRRbot: Wiccan, Rising Magician [4U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Warlock Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile another target nonland, nontoken permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
 BrowneePointz: THEY GAYBY
 BrowneePointz: THE BOY!
 TehAmelie: it's called polarized thinking and therapists want to help people out of it
CrossXhunteR: more flyers
 AugmentingPath: a familiar teen!
 MegaDosX: He's like a slow Displacer Kitten
 BrowneePointz: He's Wanda's son and the Demiurge Serge, of COURSE he has more text
  LRRbot: Red Hulk [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Gamma Berserker Villain [6/7] | Reach, trample / Enrage — Whenever Red Hulk is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on him. When you do, he deals damage equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on him to any other target.
Mustang_Redcloak: RAWR
 MegaDosX: Angery
Xenguin47: Hulk.... smash?
CrossXhunteR: his schemes are never endding
 HadesLeprechaun: Hey it's Harrison Ford!
 BrowneePointz: I do love that Wiccan synergizes with his Boyfriend(and eventual Husband)
Xenguin47: Our Hulk, comrade
johnnylongtorso: @HadesLeprechaun instead of angry, he's just grumpy
 MegaDosX: Time to do thinking.
Vandristine: Red Hulk, honorary dinosaur
 MegaDosX: Oh interesting
 Kaaannaaa: me too
 Sorator13: one, one two one, one two three two one, one two three four three two one...
 MegaDosX: One plus one plus two plus one
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
solarsheeptoken: thats how hes buff
  LRRbot: Super Suit [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Untap that creature. / Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2}
 Kaaannaaa: usually 6 and 4 or 7 and 3 tho
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 BrowneePointz: *hands thing*
 Julian_Rogue: 6 7? *gestures*
  LRRbot: HYDRA Assault Robot [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/3] | Whenever another Villain and/or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.
  LRRbot: Decoy Ploy [1B] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Return target Hero card from your graveyard to your hand.
Xenguin47: Wait... we put the super suit not on the SHIELD agent... but on his car!?
Xenguin47: "Sorry, you're expendable. That drone is government property."
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
  LRRbot: Madame Masque [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/2] | When Madame Masque enters, she connives. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
 BrowneePointz: We support Women's Wrongs in here Nelson
  LRRbot: Ironheart, Clever Champion [4U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Hero [3/4] | Improvise / Flying / Noncreature spells you cast have improvise.
  LRRbot: Red Hulk [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Gamma Berserker Villain [6/7] | Reach, trample / Enrage — Whenever Red Hulk is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on him. When you do, he deals damage equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on him to any other target.
CrossXhunteR: attack into this giant slab of beef
CrossXhunteR: no red she hulk anywhere across this marvel release, i believe, which is a bit weird
EbDorian: sextuple block! 
  LRRbot: Thirst for Knowledge [2U] | Instant | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.
GirlPainting: Fun fact: Did you know that in the first Transformers Movie, the Allspark makes Decepticons out of Earth technologie, because all modern technologie was reverse engenierd from the frozen Megatron.
 BrowneePointz: I just realized Maya(Echo) is both Cheyenne AND Mexican-American so full on Indigenous. Neat!
  LRRbot: Ironheart, Clever Champion [4U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Hero [3/4] | Improvise / Flying / Noncreature spells you cast have improvise.
  LRRbot: S.H.I.E.L.D. Deployment Drone [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
CrossXhunteR: what a grinder
 Sogheim: I love Adam's deck name
 BrowneePointz: Red Hulk has ALSO led Hero teams
 BrowneePointz: but he's usually a jackass about it
 hidingbox: villain mine
CrossXhunteR: they do it in like 17 different ways
 BrowneePointz: I wonder if they make you play them THIS turn because Jessica is FAMOUSLY impatient
Bruceski: And sometimes there is a standard wording and they change it up just to mess with you.
 dm818: Guilds of Ravnica the UB deck was a draw format
  LRRbot: A.I.M. Labs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
 ErynTzun: I only play online with friends, never with randos or PUGs
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Shooters I need to try Deadlock
  LRRbot: The Wondrous Wasp [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Wasp's Sting — When The Wondrous Wasp enters, tap up to one target creature. It loses all abilities for as long as The Wondrous Wasp remains on the battlefield.
 BrowneePointz: I have it downloaded but have yet to launch it
 BrowneePointz: god Janet is so good
EbDorian: Can't wait for the bottom-talk!  I always assumed the switch to random was to save time in tournament settings 
 Diabore: does untap, doesnt abilities
  LRRbot: S.H.I.E.L.D. Deployment Drone [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
 BrowneePointz: an ARCANE counterspell
  LRRbot: We Say Thee Nay! [1U] | Instant — Arcane | Teamwork 2 / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {4} instead if this spell was cast using teamwork.
 BrowneePointz: future seeding for Mystical Set!?
  LRRbot: Futurist Forge [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
 Diabore: they havent said anything about next years sets yet right?
  LRRbot: Pym Particles [U] | Sorcery | Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. / Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: @Diabore they will be talking about the in universe sets at the upcoming magic con, i think
 Diabore: @CrossXhunteR tyty
  LRRbot: Scientist Supreme of A.I.M. [UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from an artifact source. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.
 Diabore: interested to see where we go after the latest "jace fucked up"
  LRRbot: Wiccan, Rising Magician [4U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Warlock Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile another target nonland, nontoken permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
 BrowneePointz: the Gayby! The Boy!
 BrowneePointz: The future Sorcerer Supreme!
 BrowneePointz: Wiccan is one of my faves
  LRRbot: Kingpin's Enforcers [2B] | Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Lifelink / {2}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Shuri, Wakandan Inventor [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Hero [2/1] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}, {T}: Target artifact you control becomes a copy of a second target artifact you control until end of turn, except it isn't legendary. Activate only as a sorcery.
CrossXhunteR: the time vault lady
  LRRbot: Trickster's Stratagem [3U] | Sorcery | The owner of target creature an opponent controls puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom. Then up to one target creature you control connives.
 Diabore: and conive
 dm818: connive
 AugmentingPath: up to, I suppose
EbDorian: !card cruel alliance
  LRRbot: Cruel Alliance [2B] | Sorcery | Teamwork 2 / Exile target creature with mana value 3 or less. If this spell was cast using teamwork, instead exile target creature and you gain 3 life.
 Diabore: !card red hulk
  LRRbot: Red Hulk [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Gamma Berserker Villain [6/7] | Reach, trample / Enrage — Whenever Red Hulk is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on him. When you do, he deals damage equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on him to any other target.
  LRRbot: H.E.R.B.I.E. Scout Unit [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [2/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
  LRRbot: Wiccan, Rising Magician [4U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Warlock Hero [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile another target nonland, nontoken permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
  LRRbot: Thirst for Knowledge [2U] | Instant | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
  LRRbot: Loki, God of Mischief [1U] | Legendary Creature — God Sorcerer Villain [2/1] | Whenever a player or permanent becomes the target of an ability you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 Mazrae: Hello everyone how are things going
EbDorian: Are there any chatters with Kaldheim god-decks, and if so are y'all adding Marvel Norse gods to them?
  LRRbot: Depower [2U] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. / Target creature gets −4/−0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Decoy Ploy [1B] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Return target Hero card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
dagoth__ur_: LETSGO Adam!
  LRRbot: Trickster's Stratagem [3U] | Sorcery | The owner of target creature an opponent controls puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom. Then up to one target creature you control connives.
 Micalovits: It was close
  LRRbot: Super Suit [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Untap that creature. / Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Aerial Doombot [U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/1] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{U}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
  LRRbot: Ultron Drone [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/3] | Power-up — {6}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and create a 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token.
dagoth__ur_: is adam at 79
dagoth__ur_: 7
 HadesLeprechaun: if you squint it almost looks like they're at the same health!
 BrowneePointz: set's fun
  LRRbot: Scientist Supreme of A.I.M. [UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from an artifact source. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.
  LRRbot: Daredevil, Man Without Fear [2RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [3/4] | Vigilance, haste / Radar Sense — You may look at the top card of your library any time. / Whenever you attack, you may exile the top card of your library. If that card is a Hero card, Daredevil gets +2/+1 until end of turn. You may play that card this turn.
  LRRbot: The Mighty Thor, Jane Foster [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human God Hero [3/3] | Flying / Whenever The Mighty Thor attacks, exile up to one target nontoken artifact or creature, then return that card to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control. / Whenever an Equipment you control enters, draw a card.
 HadesLeprechaun: oooh, more REPO after the big update! Was kinda hoping maybe for Meccha Chameleon, but maybe in the future
 BrowneePointz: a Can't Draw Horses Club reunion CTS with Meccha would be neat
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 Molladia: 21 hours till DBEx
 nimbus_machine: 
 Molladia: Hey Cori, great Nails
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: alright howard dean
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  LRRbot: HYDRA Assault Robot [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/3] | Whenever another Villain and/or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.
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 MegaDosX: Yeah this seems real
 BrowneePointz: Since Cori seems like the big Comics person at the Office. Cori, who is your favorite Marvel A-lister and B-to-D Lister?
 MegaDosX: It's like Reckless Fireweaver but extra
  LRRbot: Baron Strucker, HYDRA Overlord [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever another Villain you control enters, you may have it connive. Do this only once each turn.
  LRRbot: Mister Hyde, Monster Within [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Mister Hyde. / • Remove a counter from a creature you control. If you do, draw a card.
 MegaDosX: I mean. Depends on the continuity if he's a hero or villain.
 MegaDosX: And also when in the story
  LRRbot: Titania, Rugged Rumbler [2{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}. / Ward—Discard a card or pay {2}.
 MegaDosX: Sick
 nimbus_machine: i just had a brain blast. have the ghostbusters ever gotten a mtg crossover?
EbDorian: @MegaDosX except Fireweaver is _each_ opponent
 HadesLeprechaun: @nimbus_machine yes, during Duskmourn
 MegaDosX: @EbDorian Oh I missed the word target. Still good in limited, just not as good as Fireweaver in Commander.
 Micalovits: Has to be the villain that entered, so titania
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: Yep
  LRRbot: Hulkling, Burgeoning Bruiser [2G] | Legendary Creature — Kree Skrull Hero [2/3] | Vigilance / Whenever another creature you control enters, if it has greater power or toughness than Hulkling, put a +1/+1 counter on Hulkling.
 BrowneePointz: he even synergizes with his Twink!
  LRRbot: Repulsor Blast [3R] | Sorcery | Teamwork 2 / Repulsor Blast deals 5 damage to target creature. If this spell was cast using teamwork, it also deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.
   LoadingReadyRun: I like that Titania doesn't really want to be summoned, so you *also* have to pay her ward cost to get her to come out
badbasstony: yeah lots of great flavor in this set!
  LRRbot: Powerful Broker [2G] | Creature — Human Villain [3/3] | {T}: For each kind of counter on target permanent or player, give that permanent or player another counter of that kind. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePointz: experience
 HadesLeprechaun: energy
 ReachW: energy
 BrowneePointz: those are on players
 BrowneePointz: and energy
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: could do energy yeah
 BrowneePointz: yep
 HadesLeprechaun: yes
 BrowneePointz: they're counters
 MrPipboy3000: rad counters?
 Julian_Rogue: RAD! eheheheh
  LRRbot: Guerrilla Gorilla [1G] | Creature — Ape Soldier Hero [2/2] | Reach / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePointz: and Rads
 lamina5432: enery is a counter
 Dog_of_Myth: charge counters
 KnightHeart_B4B: forgot about rad!!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh yeah rad counters also
 BrowneePointz: @Dog_of_Myth on players
 KnightHeart_B4B: love my rad counters
 HadesLeprechaun: proliferate affects all of those
 Dog_of_Myth: ah
 lamina5432: experience counters
 Mr_Horrible: rad, poison, exp, and energy, iirc?
  LRRbot: Kree Sentinel [4R] | Artifact Creature — Kree Robot Villain [5/5] | Reach / Basic landcycling {2}
 Mr_Horrible: don't remember if there's any others
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: if we ever get a DC Comics set, we could have Grodd and Monsieur Mallah along with Guerrilla Gorilla!
  LRRbot: Super Speed [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains first strike until end of turn. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
 Micalovits: To fast for the camera to see it
 ReachW: zoomies
Bruceski: Hmm, not feeling like speed tonight, I'll have the soup.
   LoadingReadyRun: If you say it fast Kree Sentinel sounds like a pastry. Pass me a Crisentinel, please
 BrowneePointz: it's pride
 BrowneePointz: gotta Twink your Otter
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hydrate or die straight!
 BrowneePointz: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Happy pride!
  LRRbot: Panther Pounce [W] | Instant | Target player investigates. Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Untap it.
 BrowneePointz: AND you investigate!
 Dog_of_Myth: There is an acorn counter but that is silver border cards only.
 Dog_of_Myth: Had to look that one up
 HadesLeprechaun: Tickets and Acorn counters are also on players, only in Un-sets
 BrowneePointz: Pants or Pounce is just an early 2000s Anime Convention
EbDorian: !card Pants // Pounce
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: or the best?
 BrowneePointz: Cori and I know the Deep Texts
Mindfire13: !card pounce
  LRRbot: Pounce [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: it's a good time watching, yeah
 Micalovits: Yup! Watching magic and playing arena powered cube
Xenguin47: I'm having a time!
 HadesLeprechaun: I watched The Furious earlier and I think it might be the best kung fu movie of all time
 KnightHeart_B4B: got 2 on saturday
letsbelgo: Im judging two in a little bit here
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Sunday, I'll be too busy watching DB Express
 KnightHeart_B4B: 2hg prerelease tomorrow, kinda hyped
EbDorian: I can't PR, but I stopped in at my LGS to pickup singles today 
 schordash: me, watching FNPF: 
 Dromos_GHG: went 2-1 at my MSH pre-release
 HadesLeprechaun: it is violent, yes
 MegaDosX: @letsbelgo Can we get a different judge for these people?
Xenguin47: I'm also reading a TTRPG rulebook for fun, sooo...
zombub: I just got advertised a He-Man action figure…. everything comes full circle
Mindfire13: This is good background/ second screen content for doing Contingency Contract in Endfield
 MegaDosX: James getting old lmao
 MegaDosX: 
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the thing is its not just getting old, its also like speciaal effects and stuff getting better
 iconicshadow89: gotten soft in your old age James
letsbelgo: @MegaDosX 
  LRRbot: Guerrilla Gorilla [1G] | Creature — Ape Soldier Hero [2/2] | Reach / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: @letsbelgo 
 HadesLeprechaun: the people in the movies are superheroes that survive things that should definitely have killed them multiple times, in favor of just showing super cool high impact fighting
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the violence now is a lot more visceral because its more real looking
 RatherLargeToad: should have quadruple strike with all those knives
  LRRbot: Misty Knight, Hero for Hire [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective Hero [3/1] | {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card for each card you've discarded this turn.
 MegaDosX: Magilla Gorilla SLD when
 BrowneePointz: MISTY
 MegaDosX: Imagine resolving a Wheel and then that
  LRRbot: Avengers Tower | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Hero spell or to activate an ability of a Hero source. / {4}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a Hero card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Restorative Technique [2G] | Sorcery | Target player gains 2 life, then searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @MegaDosX sickos.jpg
Bruceski: @MegaDosX and then you discard at cleanup step and cheat and use her again
 MegaDosX: @Bruceski If you can untap her that's pretty hot
 MegaDosX: Just need something to gain you priority when you discard it like a madness card
  LRRbot: Titania, Rugged Rumbler [2{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}. / Ward—Discard a card or pay {2}.
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  LRRbot: Colleen Wing, Street Samurai [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai Hero [2/2] | Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Colleen Wing. Scry 1.
 BrowneePointz: WE HAVE BOTH DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON!
 BrowneePointz: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 MegaDosX: Down boy
  LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: no
 BrowneePointz: Colleen Wing and Misty Knight are the Daughters of the Dragon and they're Cool
  LRRbot: Origin of the Avengers [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Scry 2. / II — You may put a Hero creature card with mana value 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, draw a card. / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: OMG I love Cori's sleeves, i just noticed them
 MegaDosX: Wow.
 MegaDosX: Happy Pride
 ErynTzun: All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman!
 BrowneePointz: You can even get your Sona printed on Dragonshields!@
  LRRbot: Ninja of the Hand [2B] | Creature — Human Ninja Villain [2/2] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {4}{B}: Each opponent discards a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Mister Hyde, Monster Within [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Mister Hyde. / • Remove a counter from a creature you control. If you do, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Knight of Wundagore [1G] | Creature — Cat Knight Villain [2/1] | Trample / Whenever you put a +1/+1 counter on another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 goombalax: knight is only once per turn thank goodness
  LRRbot: HULK SMASH! [1R] | Instant | Teamwork 4 / Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. / • Destroy target noncreature artifact. / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 ReachW: it would have to be once per turn or two of them would just trigger eachother constantly.
 fcloud: errbody talkin bout HULK SMASH but nobody ever mention HULK PASS 
EbDorian: @fcloud that was last match 
 fcloud: 
  LRRbot: Brave Brawler [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior Hero [2/1] | Lifelink / Power-up — {4}{W}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
 BrowneePointz: HAPPY PRIDE!
 BrowneePointz: Wow this set has a LOT of LGBT rep
  LRRbot: Repulsor Blast [3R] | Sorcery | Teamwork 2 / Repulsor Blast deals 5 damage to target creature. If this spell was cast using teamwork, it also deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.
 NotCainNorAbel: PrideCheer500
 BrowneePointz: (for chat Demolition Man is Gay has a partner and they run a home for Trans kids iirc)
insanecat6mtg: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Sounds gay, I'm in 
 Diabore: from hells heart!
  LRRbot: Roxxon Brutes [4B] | Creature — Human Berserker Villain [4/4] | Menace / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
 BrowneePointz: Hi Hungry, We're Chat
 e_bloc: game could end in draw
 Mr_Horrible: ~~~ all night forever ~~~
 Simonark: We are doing 2-Headed Giant on Sunday.
 Fruan: BUS!
 BrowneePointz: PRIDE BUS
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: can't do a PR tomorrow, will be watching DBEx on Sunday
 Sorator13: bus!
 KnightHeart_B4B: a prerelease and a 2hg event tomorrow
 ReachW: bus is coming?!
kingkarnage1315: I’m headed to a prerelease tomorrow with some friends
 schordash:   
 BrowneePointz: for lgbtqia and two spirits stuff ye?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yaay dan
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: For Queer!!
 lamina5432: don't feel like paying the premium prerelease advice
 lamina5432: amount
 Mr_Horrible: For England, James...? No, for queer.
 lamina5432: my brain sure brained there
  LRRbot: Avengers Tower | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Hero spell or to activate an ability of a Hero source. / {4}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a Hero card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 Mr_Horrible: James you're breaking kayfabe
 Simonark: Four Queer and Fur Queer are equally valid causes that sound hugely similar.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wait this has been a work the whole time?!
  LRRbot: HYDRA Assault Robot [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [1/3] | Whenever another Villain and/or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.
insanecat6mtg: Missed my usual pre-release and now my eyes are swelling due to allergies, so I'm unlikely to make it to another. Will watch Desert Bus.
  LRRbot: Knight of Wundagore [1G] | Creature — Cat Knight Villain [2/1] | Trample / Whenever you put a +1/+1 counter on another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
  LRRbot: Titania, Rugged Rumbler [2{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}. / Ward—Discard a card or pay {2}.
  LRRbot: Restorative Technique [2G] | Sorcery | Target player gains 2 life, then searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
 BrowneePointz: Titania might just be the MOST New Jersey coded character in Comics
EbDorian: !card maze's end
  LRRbot: Maze's End | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Return this land to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If you control ten or more Gates with different names, you win the game.
 Diabore: then you play 1 land and mull to it
  LRRbot: HULK SMASH! [1R] | Instant | Teamwork 4 / Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. / • Destroy target noncreature artifact. / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 e_bloc: !card goblin charbelcher
  LRRbot: Goblin Charbelcher [4] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. This artifact deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, this artifact deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Visions of Villainy [2B] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Villain. / You draw two cards and lose 2 life.
 BrowneePointz: Cheaper Night's Whisper
 BrowneePointz: let's goooo
 BrowneePointz: It is Pride soooo
 BrowneePointz: Smash the (board) State
  LRRbot: Hell's Kitchen | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
  LRRbot: Robot Domination [3B] | Enchantment — Plan | Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, you draw a card, lose 1 life, and put a plan counter on this enchantment. / When the third plan counter is put on this enchantment, sacrifice it and create three 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature tokens.
  LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Secret Agent [3{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Spy Hero [1/4] | Flash / When Spider-Woman enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature can't become untapped for as long as you control Spider-Woman.
 iconicshadow89: ward
 Sibwow: big lady ward
 MegaDosX: Robot big eepy
  LRRbot: Serpent Specialist [G] | Creature — Human Snake Villain [1/1] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {3}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
  LRRbot: Origin of the Avengers [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Scry 2. / II — You may put a Hero creature card with mana value 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, draw a card. / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
 MegaDosX: Scry 2 top top is always concerning
  LRRbot: Undercover Skrull [1G] | Creature — Skrull Shapeshifter Villain [1/1] | As long as there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2 and is all creature types. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Repulsor Blast [3R] | Sorcery | Teamwork 2 / Repulsor Blast deals 5 damage to target creature. If this spell was cast using teamwork, it also deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.
  LRRbot: Colleen Wing, Street Samurai [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai Hero [2/2] | Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Colleen Wing. Scry 1.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Avon, Colleen
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: god im so old
letsbelgo:   ͏
  LRRbot: Pet Avengers [3G] | Creature — Dragon Cat Dog Bird Frog Hero [4/4] | Reach / Power-up — {6}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and create a 3/2 white Hero creature token with vigilance.
  LRRbot: Misty Knight, Hero for Hire [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective Hero [3/1] | {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card for each card you've discarded this turn.
  LRRbot: Bullseye, Death Dealer [2{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Villain [2/3] | When Bullseye enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or discard a nonland card. When you do, Bullseye deals 2 damage to any target. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or discard a nonland card: Bullseye deals 2 damage to any target.
  LRRbot: White Widow, Free Agent [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero Villain [2/3] | When White Widow enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / • Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Origin of the Avengers [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Scry 2. / II — You may put a Hero creature card with mana value 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, draw a card. / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
  LRRbot: HYDRA Troopers [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier Villain [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a tapped 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace if there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard. Otherwise, mill two cards.
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  LRRbot: Murdock's Crusade [1W] | Sorcery | Teamwork 4 / Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. / • Street Justice — Exile target creature with toughness 4 or greater. / • Legal Justice — Exile target enchantment with mana value 4 or greater.
 iconicshadow89: ward
  LRRbot: Mister Hyde, Monster Within [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Mister Hyde. / • Remove a counter from a creature you control. If you do, draw a card.
 MegaDosX: 2 or discard a card
adept_nekomancer: Had to find the dog mana to pay for it.
adept_nekomancer: (since it's all types, including dog)
  LRRbot: Ultron Drone [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/3] | Power-up — {6}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and create a 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token.
 MegaDosX: That last line of Power Up's rules text is sure a thing. Did not see that before today's stream
  LRRbot: Unliving Legionnaire [3B] | Creature — Vampire Villain [3/2] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{B}{B}: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Mai_Andra: How it started: "Early" | How it's going: "Round 3 of 4"
 MegaDosX: There's been some grindy games
  LRRbot: Avengers Assemble! [4W] | Enchantment | Flash / Heroes you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of each end step, if you attacked with a Hero this turn or a Hero entered the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.
Mai_Andra: I heard Cori's going to win this one, so good luck. 
  LRRbot: The Thing, Ben Grimm [5G] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [7/7] | Trample / Whenever one or more Heroes you control deal damage to a player, put two +1/+1 counters on The Thing.
 Diabore: not a thing, the thing
  LRRbot: Doc Samson, Super Psychiatrist [4G] | Legendary Creature — Gamma Doctor Hero [3/6] | If you would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, put that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent instead. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Doc Samson's power.
 BrowneePointz: The hunkiest therapist
 MegaDosX: I think you would strictly speaking get draws for everything that died if Cori hadn't been killed by the pings
 Fruan: Somewhere She Hulk is seething
insanecat6mtg: 
 MegaDosX: Cori and Nelson both as table friends
EbDorian: gotta get dinner quick 
  RayFK: Loot a battery
 ghyllnox: Grahameron
GrathXVI: Grameron
GrathXVI: hahaha, same braincell
loufghyslaufey: NO! Keep the WUB ringing, dang it!    
  RayFK: Look I'm just seeing two people who could be with me in Cryo archive right now
 JKBalch: Cameron is smacking Iron Man down
 lamina5432: our marvel champions have entered the arena
 korvys: Just a little
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: we heard it
 ghyllnox: @GrathXVI 
EbDorian: just in time 
  LRRbot: Crowd of True Believers [W] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Target creature you control that's attacking alone gets +1/+0 until end of turn. You gain 1 life.
 couchboyj: Iron-age Man
  LRRbot: Patriot, Shield Wielder [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/2] | {2}, {T}: Another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
loufghyslaufey: @RayFK Jordan did probably once say "You can't trust a Stark..."
Mai_Andra: I don't know.  Arena hasn't worked since the update...   
 MegaDosX: Three different Rakdos decks at the draft table, wow
kingkarnage1315: it’s amazing every round ended up being heroes versus villains
  LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
 MegaDosX: Card reader doesn't like that one
  LRRbot: Grim Reaper, Lethal Legionnaire [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/4] | Whenever Grim Reaper attacks, you may pay {3}{B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking with a finality counter on it.
 KeytarCat: Why does crowd heal 1?
  LRRbot: Crossbones, Malicious Mercenary [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Crossbones. He deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only once each turn.
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 MegaDosX: Yeah I just noticed that too
Bruceski: I've been watching old HeroQuest episodes so as soon as Graham said Crossbones I thought "cannot be used by the wizard"
dagoth__ur_: wow im so offended
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
EbDorian: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
  LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Secret Agent [3{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Spy Hero [1/4] | Flash / When Spider-Woman enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature can't become untapped for as long as you control Spider-Woman.
dagoth__ur_: is that a game loss?
 Mr_Horrible: you ever been to Paulsbad in the summer? Lovely
  LRRbot: Roxxon Brutes [4B] | Creature — Human Berserker Villain [4/4] | Menace / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
  LRRbot: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. [2W] | Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: She is very talented, but I feel like "secrecy" is not Spider-Woman's strongest asset
  LRRbot: Raft Security Officer [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/3] | {2}, {T}: Tap target creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate if it targets a creature with power 3 or less.
 Mr_Horrible: "behold, a man"
dagoth__ur_: wb aggro
  LRRbot: Hour of Defeat [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Agent 13, Sharon Carter [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [3/2] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, investigate.
  LRRbot: Hawkeye, Young Avenger [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer Hero [2/4] | Reach / If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, instead it deals that much damage plus X, where X is Hawkeye's power.
  LRRbot: Crossbones, Malicious Mercenary [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Crossbones. He deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only once each turn.
  LRRbot: Volcanic Villain [2R] | Creature — Elemental Villain [3/2] | Haste / Power-up — {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
  LRRbot: War Machine, Legacy of Iron [2{R/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Hero [1/3] | Flying / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is War Machine's power.
   LoadingReadyRun: The Warmest Achine
dagoth__ur_: hes at 2 life get in there 
  LRRbot: Whiplash, Vengeful Engineer [B] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Villain [2/2] | Whiplash enters tapped. / Whenever Whiplash attacks, if he's equipped, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Equipment attached to him.
  LRRbot: Too Evil to Stay Dead [2B] | Sorcery | Teamwork 4 / Choose target creature card in your graveyard with mana value 4 or less. If this spell was cast using teamwork, instead choose target creature card in your graveyard. Return the chosen card to the battlefield.
 Diabore: Irrelevant because graham is deceased but crossbones is once a turn
dagoth__ur_: gg
 BrowneePointz: an interesting Juneteenth relevant Marvel fact: Adam Brashear(who shows up in Jumpstart) is a Black Doctor of Theoretical Physics who in an antimatter experiment explosion became a living Antimatter Reactor, making him one of the most POWERFUL heroes in Marvel
 BrowneePointz: HOWEVER, he got unmasked in a fight, and JFK told him America wasn't ready for a Black Superhero yet, and to go into hiding for a better time
 BrowneePointz: and i'm NOT making this up
 Fruan: Super Hero Civil War might be the most busted limited card in the set.
  LRRbot: The Super Hero Civil War [3RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Gain control of up to two target creatures with total mana value 6 or less for as long as this Saga remains on the battlefield. / II — Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. / III — Target creature you control fights up to one other target creature.
 BrowneePointz: (which is how they retconned Adam into having always existed kind of like Sentry)
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh yeah Civil War is absurd
Bruceski: " for as long as this Saga remains on the battlefield"
CookieMom: Three rounds though. It's WOOF.
 Fruan: You can make them fight each other at the end, so they might not get them back.
 BrowneePointz: and then you can make them kill each other, OR their stuff
 Fruan: The saga sacs AFTER chapter 3
 rs_ls: saga stays while the ability is on the stack
 BrowneePointz: ability has to resolve before sac
 ReachW: Right, but the Saga sticks around until the last ability resolves
 lamina5432: arena animation happens fast
Bruceski: I remember there's Shenanigans, but I can never remember how you Shenanigans
Bruceski: (for Sagas in general)
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 Mr_Horrible: it's messy, because they needed the "and then you sacrifice this" to not be a trigger
 Fruan: "Lets you and him fight", the saga.
  LRRbot: Surveillance Room | Land | When this land enters, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Mr_Horrible: Nick Fury shopping for ultrawides
 Cptasparagus: hopefully he didnt wake his kids up with the sonic boom
 MegaDosX: I considered linking the rules text but it's a little twisty to describe what Nelson just explained >_>
 foopoiuyt: They set out the Judge-signal and Nelson appears on top of the building
 BrowneePointz: I do love that Cam drafted the "Anti-Hero/Super Spy We don't play nice with Teams" deck. Seems on theme
 CypherRaze: "This room has a draft somewhere"
  LRRbot: Raft Security Officer [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/3] | {2}, {T}: Tap target creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate if it targets a creature with power 3 or less.
  LRRbot: Kree Sentinel [4R] | Artifact Creature — Kree Robot Villain [5/5] | Reach / Basic landcycling {2}
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 MrPipboy3000: I love egg and cheese on a Kreesentienel
 BrowneePointz: In Marvel Canada has also done MAJOR crimes with experiments
  LRRbot: Volcanic Villain [2R] | Creature — Elemental Villain [3/2] | Haste / Power-up — {5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
 BrowneePointz: like...a LOT of unethically heinous experiments lol
 goombalax: They just Copy/Pasted the Indian Act for superheroes
 Mr_Horrible: what's a little Weapon X Project between friends? 
 Cptasparagus: They're called Sentries not Sentinels and im kind of bothered by it, especially since the X-men things are Sentinels
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah Marvel canada is kinda particularly heinous
 lamina5432: canada is a fantasy land in marvel where everyone is nice and cooperative
  LRRbot: Madame Hydra [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [2/3] | Whenever you cast a Villain spell, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
 Fruan: Lots of belts, but in WHITE so you know they're the good guys.
 MegaDosX: I liked it when she got quaked out a window 
  LRRbot: Luke Cage, Power Man [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Unbreakable Skin — Whenever Luke Cage attacks alone, he gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: indestructible, but only when no one is watching
 BrowneePointz: I mean, she's one of the upper echelon of Hydra and usually fights with Red Skull and Strucker over who gets to lead it.
 BrowneePointz: First half of Season 1 is AMAZING, back half is...less good, season 2 is eh
 Mr_Bitterness: First half is fantastic, second half falls off
 BrowneePointz: Iron fist was bad, and then season 2 got a LIL better
 HadesLeprechaun: Punisher was pretty all right
CrossXhunteR: i need to return to daredevil and punisher from the before times
 Larkonus: Daredevil Born Again is pretty good, yeah.
 BrowneePointz: Daredevil S1 and 2 is PHENOMENAL, 3 is still good, Jessica Jones also got very good seasons
 lamina5432: it stopped when it went to disney +
 MegaDosX: Ghost Rider was in Agents of SHIELD, was going to get his own show but it got cancelled
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: im just annoyed they didnt waant to put death in connected to thanos because it would be too complicated only to introduce her in a show lol
CrossXhunteR: there has been a lot of marvel stuff
 Mr_Bitterness: I really liked Jessica Jones season 1, fantastic Purple Man
  LRRbot: Hour of Defeat [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Surveil 1.
 BrowneePointz: Like, Daredevil Season 1 and 2 and Jessica Jones Season 1 are just very, VERY good seasons of TV
  LRRbot: HYDRA Infiltration [3B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, target opponent discards two cards. / Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 MegaDosX: Also Agents of SHIELD was quite good, especially once they got past the HYDRA reveal and could start really getting into the myth arcs of the show
 Micalovits: I think number 2 or 3 of a card that makes your opponent discard is not great xD
 Fruan: Discard one card and two will take their place!
 BrowneePointz: first 3 seasons of SHIELD were pretty good, after that it gets real goofy but not unenjoyable
Bruceski: Why don't any of the Hydra cards do things with +1/+1 counters?
SirIcehawk: @MegaDosX talk about trusting your audience to stick around through meh and then wow them with that reveal
 lamina5432: does make me miss the arrowverse
SirIcehawk: legends of tomorrow. 😭
 MegaDosX: @SirIcehawk It does help that there isn't a /lot/ of meh in early AOS, there are still some genuinely good episodes
kingkarnage1315: it’s bring your child to work day at hydra
 MegaDosX: Fzzt and TRACKS/TAHITI were all good in the pre-HYDRA episodes
Bruceski: I think Madam Hydra is "hellow fellow villain, have a henchman."
  LRRbot: Kree Commandos [2W] | Creature — Kree Soldier Villain [2/1] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
SirIcehawk: @MegaDosX true
  RayFK: Yes, you can power-up at instant speed
 Genie_M: And then there's Bob
 MegaDosX: HYDRA, as you might imagine, was rather relevant to Agents of SHIELD
 BrowneePointz: Bob was a merc who joined for a job
  LRRbot: Whiplash, Vengeful Engineer [B] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Villain [2/2] | Whiplash enters tapped. / Whenever Whiplash attacks, if he's equipped, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Equipment attached to him.
 BrowneePointz: and realized that wasn't it left and palled around with Deadpool
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like someone at SHIELD keeps leaving the door open
 BrowneePointz: He's a VERY Venture Bros feeling character
dagoth__ur_: shit a 1 mana 2/2
 BrowneePointz: AIM is yellow, hydra is black/green, hand is red
 Fruan: Maggia
 BrowneePointz: and the dapper folks are Maggia
EbDorian: I'm sure they all smell bad 
 Mr_Bitterness: Hammerhead's crew I think
 BrowneePointz: Superconglomerate International Mafia
 BrowneePointz: Each Family is into Super-Tech or the Occult
 MegaDosX: As one does
 BrowneePointz: going off that faceplate looks like one of Madame Masque's goons
 Fruan: Kree Commandos - Buy all their playsets and toys!
  LRRbot: Unliving Legionnaire [3B] | Creature — Vampire Villain [3/2] | Flying / Power-up — {5}{B}{B}: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
   LoadingReadyRun: I bet some of those uniforms have holes from whatever happened to the previous owner
 HadesLeprechaun: I think there might be too much superheroes and villains all under this one umbrella of 'Marvel'
  LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Secret Agent [3{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Spy Hero [1/4] | Flash / When Spider-Woman enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature can't become untapped for as long as you control Spider-Woman.
 MegaDosX: This card does seem good
 BrowneePointz: and if you want to know how "Not Mafia" the Maggia are, Madame Masque(Whitney Frost)'s real name is Giulietta Kristina Nefaria
 ghyllnox: Uh
 Mr_Bitterness: Look all the spider people are weird
 MrPipboy3000: Whiplash is unequipped to do damage
EbDorian: What genre would an album called Spider Memories be? 
  LRRbot: Raft Security Officer [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/3] | {2}, {T}: Tap target creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate if it targets a creature with power 3 or less.
CrossXhunteR: this flying rat thing is tapped for as long cam has the spider-woman
 MegaDosX: Reading? Life totals?? Sounds made up
 Micalovits: Damn, Cori be vigilant
 BrowneePointz: Jessica uh...
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I think that was a Frank Cho cover?
 BrowneePointz: she's got a lot of objectified covers...moreso than most in Marvel besides MAYBE MJ
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi Dr's @loadingreadyrun .  I went 2-1 at my re-release this evening.
 Micalovits: Yea, cops can't do anything really helpful
   LoadingReadyRun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth congratulations!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty!
  LRRbot: Team Tactics [1R] | Instant | Teamwork 1 / Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. If this spell was cast using teamwork, that creature also gains trample until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: the attack alone deck seems real rude
 Mr_Horrible: Teamwork Battle Rage
 BrowneePointz: you make the biggest chunguses
 ReachW: Team-up Battle Rage?
 BrowneePointz: with a bunch in the wings waiting to block
thedepthandbreadthofseth: How's the drafting?  Are there 10 supported archetypes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ?
 BrowneePointz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yes
  LRRbot: Dark Deed [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Seize the Day [3R] | Sorcery | Untap target creature. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. / Flashback {2}{R}
 Mr_Bitterness: That Dark Deed art goes hard
EbDorian: nice reprint 
 Mr_Horrible: Seize is a fun one
  LRRbot: The Ten Rings [8] | Legendary Artifact | Your maximum hand size is ten. / At the beginning of your end step, if you have fewer than ten cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cool stuff
dagoth__ur_: id run that out every day
CrossXhunteR: but why 10
 Mr_Horrible: great way to deck yourself in limited
 Mr_Horrible: now we need the Two through the Nine Rings printed
dagoth__ur_: worth it
 BrowneePointz: Ug Shifters, UB draw two, UR Artifacts, UW Teamwork, RB Villains, BW Attack Alone, RG Powerup, RW Prowess, BG 2 in the Yard, GW Hero Go Wide @thedepthandbreadthofseth
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah the mana cost hinders you a good bit in limited
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think that might be five or six turns.
dagoth__ur_: final games up next?
 ReachW: (A Deckmaster game)
 lamina5432: but drawing cards
 Mr_Horrible: good stream, gang. Thanks for the show
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a deckmaster..
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz Cool!!!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty
 BrowneePointz: Come see them next month at Hamsterdamns
insanecat6mtg:  
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Grahamsterdam
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hamsterdance dot com?
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 BrowneePointz: i just found out they're unveiling the In Universe sets next month and that makes me happeh
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: what *is* coming up?
 Diabore: Im sure paul is doing super
 BrowneePointz: PRIDE BUS!
 iarethel0ser: Bus is coming.
 e_bloc: thats numberwan
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Doot doot.
 ReachW: heck yeag
 e_bloc: happy pride
Earthenone: !pride
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is there a schedule of participants somewhere?
 Mr_Horrible: gear down at the Rhythm Cafe
kingdenominatorx: Are you guys going to magic fest in washington on the 3rd of july?
 BrowneePointz: Love an RPG
 Mr_Horrible: it was a great title
 Micalovits: It also has so so many Ian puns
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @kingdenominatorx Wait, really?  Oh, Washington state?
 Mr_Horrible: there's so much new stuff, yeah
FoxyJewels: hhhhhh hell yea REPO
 Diabore: Friendslop friendslop
 BrowneePointz: @Diabore 
kingdenominatorx: Yeah, it's in Tacoma
kingdenominatorx: Its ran by laughing dragon I think??
 lamina5432: RE has been a good watch
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @kingdenominatorx That's a much less terrifying plan for fourth of July weekend.
 ReachW: ooh
kingdenominatorx: Right!!
 Diabore: Lets go ben, traitor real good
kingdenominatorx: Do you know if anyone will be there from LRR??
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: got there 
 e_bloc:   
FoxyJewels: thanks cam 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I lol'ed Graham!  Outside of a pigeon, a wiki is mans best friend.
 ReachW:   
   LoadingReadyRun: Go Bin Slide!
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
insanecat6mtg: Have a goodnight everyone! 
EbDorian:  
 ErynTzun:  thanks Cam?
 iarethel0ser: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: good night, Internet friends!!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wait thats an ashens reference issnt it?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Go blintz li de.
FoxyJewels: I think more likely they're referring to the same tumblr (I think that's the origin?) post
 korvys: No, it's just a thing someone posted on twitter once https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6lgz44jvlgo31.jpg
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah that sscreen sshot iss from an ashenss video lol
FoxyJewels: twitter. it was twitter. oh well, I got the t right
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: he reviews like dollar store itemss
 ReachW: I last remember stay fresh cheesebags from Scry Me a River, but Denis was pretty open about it being from the tumblr post.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I never remember to use jokes like those.
 korvys: Maybe, but turning it into "a thing to say when you leave" to complete the joke is twitter
 korvys: Joke synthesis
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: well you cant really saay that without knowing the context of the jokes he made in the video but yeah lol
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: have a good night neveryone 
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