Let's NOPE! || I bet you are stinky

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 Nigouki: can't call me stinky today, I'm freshly showered
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 korvys: !quote Adam
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  Bengineering: Yeah? You've showered? Name 5 hygiene products
   LoadingReadyRun: what does that even mean
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 Nigouki: @Bengineering face soap, body soap, butt soap, feet soap, shampoo. shoulda set the bar higher
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ketokonozole shampoo, dandruff shampoo, dandruff bodywash
 ratbabyonline: You can't make me say why im stinky, what are you, a cop??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shaving cream
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 xantos69: Well this is the best dinner ever.  Pan seared pork chops in an apple, calvados, shallot sauce garnished with orange zest and served over bowtie pasta.
 lamina5432: evenin
  Bengineering: @nigouki anybody with soup only for their butt is sus
   LoadingReadyRun: @xantos69 hand over the meal
  Juliamon: soup for their butt
 xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun I made lots.  This will be my next 3 meals.  If you want it come and claim it.
  Bengineering: When 1 letter changes the hole thing
realbadatthis_: All soup goes through the butt at some point
  Bengineering: WHOLE
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  Bengineering: FUCK
 ghyllnox: Butt soup hole
 kingandcommoner: !quote adam
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 ratbabyonline: BEN POSTED HOLE??? ON MAIN??
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 Kramburger: I'm rewatching SwS, anyone remember the tag team the Jonkyard Dogs featuring Roman Reigns and The Undertaker?
 Nigouki: streamer slipped on the butt soap, just as keikaku
 lamina5432: Bens soup hole
 GasCityGaming: butt soup in a breadbowl please
 betweenmyself: Previously on REquiem: Mortar Gauntlets, Chainsaw Duels and Fragile Windows
 e_bloc: 3333
 xantos69: @GasCityGaming Better than bread soup in a butt bowl.
 Star_Lilith: show soup hole?
 ghyllnox: @e_bloc   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 electra310: Spoopy time!
 ratbabyonline: will ben acknowledge hole or deny it for the vod, we'll find out soon
 Laurence72: Two soups, one bowl?
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 iconicshadow89: spoops are go
 baltimore_667083: SAND
 kingandcommoner: !next
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AMuseOfFirebane: 
Spades_Slicc: Howdy Nope boys, excellent shoulders, Adam
 public_key_reveal_party: adam has no strong opinions on spoopifer
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #7668: "Jean-luc Picard is the 1%." —Adam [2021-07-03]
 solarsheeptoken: can we get Kathleen to redo that live?😂
 Kramburger: You want to some to Spoopifer? Gross
 kingandcommoner: the best grudges have no meaning
 dolphgrim: Everybody needs a monster...
Teddy_Beats: Hello fellers! how goes your day?
 kingandcommoner: maybe making Adam love him is his unfinished business
 ArtDecoSunburn: I do like the house in the intro. Nice Mansard roof.
 ratbabyonline: was his name,,, spoopifer when he was alive?
 electra310: Cancel Spoopifer
 ratbabyonline: did adam,,, kill spoopifer
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 iconicshadow89: spoopifer said Adam had resting Dhalsim face and he never forgave him
 xantos69: I heard Spoopifer was an anti-vaxer in life.
 Vinewood_OG: Spoopifer sold NFTs
 e_bloc: dude just ghosted you
 bethy_kins24: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Spoopifer is gonna get Milkshake Ducked
 electra310: @xantos69 That would explain a lot about his current status
 Star_Lilith: @xantos69 probably why it didn't last too long
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 ArtDecoSunburn: All dogs go to heaven?
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 the_walking: creepy doll must be the new mascot
 e_bloc: unless you're like a pharaoh
 public_key_reveal_party: the dog was born as a ghost
KV1NN4: Woofifer??
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc They were more into cats.
 kingandcommoner: @ArtDecoSunburn Maybe dog heaven is being with your best friend?\
 ratbabyonline: this is baffling
 xantos69: Ben, that is the definition of unfinished business.
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 exeJayce: oh, hi everyone! hi Adam, hi Ben!!
 TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn yeah, even the ones in Paw Patrol. they're innocent.
 lamina5432: what did our cute spoofifer do?
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I have to imagine they'd do dogs if they had the chance though
 electra310: Spoopifer tax cheat
 kingandcommoner: @TehAmelie Except for Chase
WearingCats_CwC: Ben "I will never apologize for anything" Ulmer
 ratbabyonline: He's DEAD adam!
 public_key_reveal_party: Are we seeing the birth of a live bit?
 kingandcommoner: I've seen The Good Son. Children can be evil
Thequickgreyfox: Am I in time for the culling?
 SnackPak_: spooifer has had it bad enough
 betweenmyself:  “I was only following orders!”
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kingandcommoner I remember nothing of that movie except the tie in Happy Meal bath toys.
 Nigouki: gonna need to bring this up at the annual meeting
 Vinewood_OG: And gets shit on the whole time
 dolphgrim: Spoopifer never used oxford commas until someone said something, then he used them only out of spite. Pure evil.
 lamina5432: 
 public_key_reveal_party: @Thequickgreyfox you have not missed it
 xantos69: You do have to give it up to Spoopifer.  He is dead so he has ultimate complaint equity.
 7gorobei: some say ..... Spoopifer pushed subprime loans for speculating on beanie babies
 TheMerricat: Spoopifer before they were dead - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_Girl
 korvys: !quote Bengineering
  LRRbot: Quote #5781: "'is everyone wearing plaid here?' 'Good.'" —Alex and Bengineering [2019-01-30]
 ratbabyonline: only 3/4s pf tuesdays
WearingCats_CwC: It's what I heard 
 e_bloc: say something incredibly offensive and then someone kills you because of it
 public_key_reveal_party: @TheMerricat headcanon accepted
 JKBalch: Hmmmm
 radioshackraider: Ben "Hiddes his Zombiees" lmer
 BusTed: I think you can do that when you're old too
 saucemaster5000: this feeds into my wish that we all get told when we have 5 minutes left
 public_key_reveal_party: it's the meme
 Dog_of_Myth: It's fine
 korvys: It'
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'd like to see an Edward Gorey-style illustrated reveal of the other members of Spoopifer's household.
 kingandcommoner: It's the meme with the hourse on fire
 electra310: When you're really old, you just take that walker and put it places
 e_bloc: little girl in front of burning house meme
 korvys: It's the meme of the little girl standing in front of a house fire and smirking
 exeJayce: Ben: every doctors office and pharmacy will thank you for not being That Person as you get older
 ratbabyonline: SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO DO THINGS BEN??? DONT BAN THE ELDERLY FROM PUBLIC LIFE BECAUSE YOURE ANTISOCIAL?
 SnackPak_: you sure?
 e_bloc: 
 e_bloc: the scrubland
 xantos69: Ben, you are a good looking dude.  If you have a banjo men will hunt YOU.
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 SnackPak_: bringing the bayou to Canada
 gualdhar: Still deliverance bro
 e_bloc: it was the banjo
 kingandcommoner: Or just playign Knife Monopoly
 Dog_of_Myth: It was not the bayou, it was in the mountains Ben.
Mai_Andra: Checking off a lot of the boxes...
 ArtDecoSunburn: So you're saying Spoopifer if outside of Atlanta, just awaiting Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty?
 e_bloc: and uh they didnt eat people in deliverance
 SnackPak_: banjo is a huge part
 radioshackraider: Rob Cantor is gonna write a song about Ben in 20 years
 frameshifty: accordion would be fine
 Star_Lilith: you telling me a log cabin banjoed this mountain
 GamerCat88: kazoo player
 public_key_reveal_party: then I think you're the devil
realbadatthis_: The hammer claw requires sacrifice
Thequickgreyfox: A little more south of midnight?
 gualdhar: Still Deliverance
 saucemaster5000: how bout a tuba
 GamerCat88: spoons and a washboard
 empyreon: on the porch playing trombone
 BusTed: just a little scamp
 mrjujubeans: fiddle is classically devil coded
 e_bloc: can you just be normal and get a guitar
 betweenmyself:  “Join me in some sooting fiddle playing…”
 ratbabyonline: alright have a good stream, Stay unhinged Ben, I'm off to officiate roller derby
 korvys: What about Max (sharkfists)?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc If they were polite they ate out the people before the violations they did.
 Rhynerd: might mean you sacrifice them to Satan or something
 betweenmyself: *soothing
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 TehAmelie: maybe top 20
 kingandcommoner: Eating people isn't. Killing them TO eat them is
 exeJayce: ah I love the pre-game show, never change you two
 Laurence72: I'd argue it would matter if other food sources are available or not
n3ther: this is logical
 RealLegitStreamer: eating people or eating people you killed?
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 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn seriously where was the southern hospitality
WearingCats_CwC: Technically it isn't a crime
 lamina5432: unless forced by the situation
 KeytarCat: Well NOW we are
 Vinewood_OG: Show us on a map of the island
 xantos69: Hold up, where does eating somebody but not killing them rank?
Thequickgreyfox: Hannibal plays violin? Or maybe cello 👀
 ArtDecoSunburn: What about eating frozen South American rugby players in a plane crash?
 public_key_reveal_party: welcome to let's nope, today we're making our horrible crimes tier list
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 electra310: I mean if the dead person is just there and you didn't do it, surely it's less bad than murder
 zshunter: Some of the boys with a good game for the cake day
 e_bloc: we should save tierlisting crimes against humanity for the streamathon
 gualdhar: Who's higher on the evil tier list: Dahmer or Hitler?
YFiddler: 
 GamerCat88: just a little nibble
 TehAmelie: it goes like 1) invent leaded gasoline 6) cannibalism
 Vinewood_OG: "Jim fuckin' ate a guy"
 Laurence72: Where does eating parts of people without killing them rank?
 TheMerricat: Alice's Restaurant. You littered. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie 
 exeJayce: so my mom was walking by, heard this, and went "wtf are you WATCHING"
 WiJohn: We're just here for some light hearted murder!
 xantos69: What about eating somebody else to survive?
 Dog_of_Myth: It's a bit
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Should have paid attention to the pineapple on the balustrade.
 Kramburger: The evil people tier list only has an F tier
 SnackPak_: hi Mom
 e_bloc: that's let's nope baby
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LMAO
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she baptized?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kingandcommoner: Is it really worse to eat the peopel you kill? Aren't you just avoiding waste?
 exeJayce: no jfc
 e_bloc: baptised?
 NoxStryx: Wasnt that sort of the plot of sandman?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Imagine if it were body parts in those bags of trash the judge made them haul up.
 e_bloc: confirmed at least?
 ghyllnox: My list of crapshots is now: Viziers- Someone needs to be the ruler, and Drawing the Line at Cannibalism
GrathXVI: @exeJayce You should've known better than watching a Ben stream without headphones on.
 TheMerricat: @ArtDecoSunburn 
 kingandcommoner: !quote cannibal
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 kingandcommoner: darn
 Vinewood_OG: And still totally ALIVE
 exeJayce: @GrathXVI look I JUST tuned in and didn't get that far LMAO
 e_bloc: ok but show her some pictures of Adam and then let us know if she's single
 ErynTzun: ಠಿ_ಠ
 GamerCat88: did she bring you pizza rolls
 public_key_reveal_party: adam is innocent
 electra310: Ben's voice carries further
 saucemaster5000: nah it's ben "murder is fine " ulmer
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Thequickgreyfox: Are murder and cannibalism in the same circle as per Virgil?
 Laurence72: But if you eat another person, that just means you're a humanitarian!
GrathXVI: I know you better than Adam, so I can pick on you
 e_bloc: Adam is the accessory to the problem
 RealGamerCow: I don't know, I don't think I've seen cannibal talk on twitch dot tv slash seabats
 raulghoulia: Adam and Nelson
 xantos69: Adam & Paul
n3ther: Adam the paragon of virtue 
 e_bloc: 100% Adam and James
 radioshackraider: I feel like Adam's life goal is to be the dad that asks the kid "Are you winning?"
 ghyllnox: Adam is the one with the wild hypotheticals, but Ben does improv to them
Spades_Slicc: Adam and Beej
 SnackPak_: adam...
 GamerCat88: denial is a river Adam
 GasCityGaming: Ian?
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam got a lot of shit yesterday, he's getting off easy today
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ghyllnox I assume drawing the line at cannibalism involves actually tracing cuts of meat, like a butcher's diagram.
realbadatthis_: Jordynne would just find out Adam is a baby girl drunk
Mai_Andra: Jordynn's a Problem (complimentary)
 e_bloc: Adam and Ian 100%
 lamina5432: adam and paul
 exeJayce: okay, headphones acquired
YFiddler: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam and Graham I think
 exeJayce: Ian is a problem whenever he pops up
 saucemaster5000: which one is drawing the line at murder
 GasCityGaming: CAm?
Spades_Slicc: Cori?
 gualdhar: Nah Paul is management he's the bad one
RebekahWSD: unhinged
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 RealGamerCow: Ian eats onions like apples.
n3ther: oh he reviews it daily
 JKBalch: Adam and Matt
 e_bloc: definitely not Beej, Heather, Cori, Cam
 Vinewood_OG: Legally actionable Ian Horner
 ArtDecoSunburn: Ian is the king of non sequitors.
 Clench_Eastwood: evening
 NoxStryx: Adam and Eve. Like this Adam, and Biblical Eve
 electra310: Ian carries extra pockets just so he can be out of them
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 e_bloc: probably Adam and Graham
 ButButTheJesus: I often wonder how does ian
 BusTed: we'll workshop it
 TheMerricat: Ian is the rapscallion that no one suspects because he acts like he's innocent. 
Thequickgreyfox: I need to see Ian and Paul hijinks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Really? I think he co-rules with Beej
 MacbethSeemsSus: How is work on the Horner translator going?
 TehAmelie: Ian is just not afraid to try things. especially words.
 e_bloc: definitely not Adam and Kathleen
 xantos69: That crapshot really just plays well when read.
 GasCityGaming: Cam?
 public_key_reveal_party: I think Graham
 SnackPak_: Adam and Heather, Adam is the problem
 zshunter: Graham?
 gualdhar: Adam and Mother Theresa, she's the problem
 KeytarCat: I feel like Adam is a catalyst.  if anyone is a problem, he becomes a problem!
 saucemaster5000: sans is the problem here
 Clench_Eastwood: @Omthebox 134 month club! o/
 e_bloc: Graham 100%
 RealGamerCow: everyone assumes Adam is the problem because he's the biggest
 kingandcommoner: Theory: Adam somehow becomes the problem around Beej. Which is weird, because Beej normally wins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham is not the problem
 betweenmyself: “Your honor, I did not board that plane with the intention of eating anybody!  I just had a little bite of each one hoping the next would taste better.” 
 Kramburger: Graham? Graham STARK?
 exeJayce: Ben's just saying that so he gets paid LMAO
 e_bloc: no way
 xantos69: Bro we all watched sidewalkslam.  We KNOW you are the problem.
 Omthebox: @Clench_Eastwood Sibling!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 dutchmoose: anyone who denies that they're the problem, ARE the problem
 TheMerricat: No, Heather is the chaos Goblin.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that's a tie with Heather
 Kramburger: Say that to Heather's face coward
 Laurence72: If you're the problem, yo, I'll solve it. Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it. Ice Ice Baby to go
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 e_bloc: Heather is the personification of the problem
Wolfstrike_NL: Agent Stan reading along on those phone notes, raising the risk factor
 the_walking: beej and Adam are equals
 Geldaran: which is the problem, the fuel or the oxidizer?
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Spades_Slicc: What about with Serge?
 exeJayce: I thought Beej was the gremlin
Yoshi_Gal: Adam is just peak good boy
 Clench_Eastwood: No, Heather is THE gremlin!
 GamerCat88: legally or morally...
 e_bloc: and I mean that in the absolutely nicest way possible
Thequickgreyfox: Lrr is the coalition of 'the problem'
 protojman: Heather did tell Adam to shut up last night
 electra310: Heather's the problem
 SnackPak_: who causes more trouble
 kingandcommoner: The person more likely to summon TOS
n3ther: Exhibit A
 lamina5432: says the one who brought it up as a problem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 ErynTzun: Rollll that beautiful bean footage
 e_bloc: it's just Adam playing the game high as a kite
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh yeah
 NoxStryx: If you arent part of the solution, then you are part of the problem
 exeJayce: clips of you being problems??? soooo Desert Bus time then?
drcthulu: roll the dutch clip
mulligan2six: Thats how the highlights start now
 MrSarkhan: Yeah he's got you there
Thequickgreyfox: Keyword: menace
WearingCats_CwC: Heather's a Gremlin but Adam's a Hobgoblin 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “fool the footage” and it’s just that scene from Mac & Me
 xantos69: Look, we all know the Shrek incident has been taken out of context.
 e_bloc: happy pride
 kingandcommoner: Maybe Adam just becomes a massive problem when he's alone? more than anyone does paried with him
 public_key_reveal_party: That is one of the funniest clips I have ever seen, but it is only funny with the context
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy pride
 betweenmyself: 
 exeJayce: pride indeed
 ArtDecoSunburn: @WearingCats_CwC Hide the copper pots and cottage infants?
 Dog_of_Myth: happy pride
 electra310: I watch Ben's Zippotricks monologue at least once a year to watch him nearly kill Ian on stream
KV1NN4:   
 ladyjessica: making Ben be the straight man during pride?
 GamerCat88: lolz
 e_bloc: 
Thequickgreyfox: Ben being the straight man is the punchline
 SnackPak_: back when you had so much promise
DrasonSpike: well man-slaughter
 Strebenherz: nah, i think your planes of strix was funnier
 KeytarCat: I made a joke about playing the straight man to a group who didn't know the term.  Turns out I'm neither!
 e_bloc: how does it feel
 gualdhar: all downhill since
 betweenmyself: now just a nice, comfy slide downhill
 protojman: the funniest you’ve ever Ben
 Laurence72: It's a Top 10 for certain
 xantos69: Dang.  Now I am sitting here thinking about the funniest thing I ever did.
 radioshackraider: Who the Hell was a hilarious series of videos
 e_bloc: I thought Adam was thinking about the funniest thing he ever did
 exeJayce: he might be thinking of something APPROPRIATE lmao
 lamina5432: that friday nights episode that is where you pour lettuce on adam
 Strebenherz: also ello ben n adam.  sorry for the late, fell tf asleep after work
 GamerCat88: heyo
 Clench_Eastwood: My favorite LRR moment was when Graham talked in droopy's voice as the Miz's dad in Sidewalk Slam
WearingCats_CwC: As Ian's student you're obligated to kill him
Mai_Andra: Adam doesn't watch Desert Bus, so he wouldn't know the "zippotricks" monologues.
 SnackPak_:  2 in a row
Yoshi_Gal: He might be thinking of killing and eating people
 TheMerricat: Better stats than Good Morning Moonbase. 
 Laurence72: Ben in the Exile Zone
 ghyllnox: \o/
DrLigmaPhD: Week 2: The Second One
 ladyjessica: zippotrix was good at the time but Ben has done much better.
Mai_Andra: 
 exeJayce: no it's definitely a coin flip
 kingandcommoner: Ben, where do you go between GMM and Let's Nope? Do you just hide in an unused studio?
Thequickgreyfox: Hello!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Boss, I was in the office twice. Aren't you proud of me.
 Diabore: he wouldnt say sorry
 Vinewood_OG: "Bones fell out"
 radioshackraider: Adam has big Two Face energy
 ButButTheJesus: oh I fondly remember on your own channel, bopping to "Living in the Sunlight" while piling bodies together in Prey and then blowing them up at once and cackling 100
 saucemaster5000: how do you type that noise
 ButButTheJesus: good times
 BusTed: ear hurty 🙁
 frameshifty: oh you've still got the is this your card title on
  Juliamon: frameshifty refresh
realbadatthis_: Why is Ben squidward?
 YFiddler: 
 e_bloc: last week I sent 'i am feeling under the weather' in my sick email because I didn't want to explain that it felt that my bladder is excruciating
 xantos69: Oh, is Adam one of those helpless sick people?  Totally fine and fit all the time but then he gets a cold and his entire world falls apart and he can't even get a glass of water?
 iconicshadow89: it’s not much of a tail but I’m attached
 frameshifty: @Juliamon oh yeah! ty
 exeJayce: ear infections sucks, so I'd be upset too
 korvys: Oh bother
 BusTed: "i suppose..."
drcthulu: Remember Adam's inner monologue is JarJar
 MacbethSeemsSus: Kinda mass effect elcor
 Laurence72: Ben voicing the last table in the CTS Epic Battle Simulator that was almost 9 years ago now
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #6845: "A landmine's a completely victimless crime." —Adam [2020-03-25]
 saucemaster5000: winnie the pooh written by a mob boss
 ButButTheJesus: "hip hip...... hooray..."
DrLigmaPhD: Once a boss questioned my calling in sick and I responded "Do you need photo evidence?"
 SnackPak_: good joke!
 TheMerricat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIMdrRKJQoU
GreatGodOm: Now do droopy dog.
 ladyjessica: it’s a speech impediment
 Darleysam: 
 exeJayce: I had a boss do something similar and I'm just like "you want to see the scar on my leg? sounds gross man"
drcthulu: he talks like that because he's bummed out
 mrjujubeans: he is clinically depressed
 Kramburger: Droopy Dog? You mean the Miz's dad?
 ArtDecoSunburn: I once had to wear a tuxedo to read Eor's lines for a charity reading of "Winnie the Poo."
 kingandcommoner: "It's all for naught"
Wolfstrike_NL: Ben, do you know Bernd das Brot?
DrLigmaPhD: This week: Adam and Ben discover inflection
 YFiddler: 
The_Timo: sound like an elcor from ME
 e_bloc: I usually say I have something stomach related so if anyone asks I just say I'm shitting my pants
 betweenmyself: “I just hit the Mega-Millions…”
Mai_Andra: Imagine is Pistachio said the same lines.
 RealGamerCow: That's getting close to Wheeler's catch line
 ghyllnox: Well, of the two of you, Ben's not the actor 
 MWGNZ: 
 kingandcommoner: But it's not "thanks for thinking of me" it's "Thanks for noticing me" which is so much more depressing
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Thank you for having me it's great to be here"
 GamerCat88: now ur the problem adam
 GamerCat88: jk
 exeJayce: that was a smooth transition, Ben, ggt
 exeJayce: gg*
 e_bloc: technical problem
 raulghoulia: the scamp
 exeJayce: hi Paul!
 kingandcommoner: the rapscallion
 ghyllnox: I love the repeating bit of "The Nope Boys Bother Paul"
 SnackPak_: thank you Paul
Yoshi_Gal: It's Paul!
Wolfstrike_NL: Time for a social experiment
 ArtDecoSunburn: The rapscallion?
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul is correct
 e_bloc: I think Paul is thinking about it for dramatic reasons
 kingandcommoner: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #1211: "New clue: I'm dead." —Paul [2015-12-02]
n3ther: Paul knows he's not fully innocent
 Darleysam: then the answer's Beej
 RealGamerCow: But Beej is there and we know he's the problem there
 exeJayce: Beej is always a problem
 xantos69: Oh!  Can Adam and Paul have a "Normal Off"?  See which one is the problem first.
 korvys: Adam+Anyone is a very different energy to every other stream, and it's great
 Laurence72: Find a game for Send Codes for them
 betweenmyself: when your catchphrase is “Hello”, it’s pretty easy to throw people for a loop 
 Darleysam: Parent Trap them!
 kingandcommoner: Blind Date Streams actually sounds hilarious
 e_bloc: Paul and Adam can do the tier list of crimes against humanity
 Vinewood_OG: "Adam's the problem" highlight reel for the subathon
 RealGamerCow: How much worse does Paul think cannibalism is than murder
 Diabore: speaking of subathon, im guessing it fell by the wayside because of subathon but i miss the day long LAN days that used to happen pre covid
 ArtDecoSunburn: I  propose Paul and Adam play dominoes on stream.
 kingandcommoner: Two people who only hear eachother through an audio-filter streaming together
 Diabore: @ArtDecoSunburn dominoes or "dominoes"?
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 Vinewood_OG: Good morning moonbase hit piece
 xantos69: The mods MUST have that footage available already.
 exeJayce: wouldn't the VST have access to tons of clips and whatnot?
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #6843: "Shoot James with the elf gun." —Adam [2020-03-25]
 e_bloc: that was a terrific bit
 MrSarkhan: Oh that was a good bit
DrLigmaPhD: Really duplicitously edited like a political hit ad?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Diabore Without the "e." Unless they're the cheezy, Michigan kind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or you all guessed Ian
 LordZarano: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3390: "It's more of a dance translation system." —Ian [2016-09-12]
 YFiddler: 
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 Strebenherz: !store
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 e_bloc: damn we almost made it
 Darleysam: Adam doesn't talk like an Elcor
 Diabore: right
drcthulu: Did someone already get shot?
 YFiddler: 
 e_bloc: roll the footage of happy Adam
 kingandcommoner: Why are you hiding behind a Weird Al cosplayer?
 iconicshadow89: for those who are about to die we salute you
 Vinewood_OG: Bring it.
 GamerCat88: o7
 RatherLargeToad: right behind Weird Al
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Mai_Andra: 
 Diabore: @drcthulu loading the rounds
 Strebenherz: oh good i didn't miss this by sleeping in
The_Timo: Can't shoot me
 Laurence72: o7
 Strebenherz: NEVER PUNISHED
 empyreon:   
 ghyllnox: \o/
 korvys: I dare you
 exeJayce: ohshit
 Darleysam: do it coward you won't
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I'm heeeere
 raulghoulia: @Darleysam thank you! I was trying to place the voice
ThorSokar: not the WHEEL!
AMuseOfFirebane: 
 RainyMint: Weeeeee!
 lamina5432:  
 SnackPak_: never gonna land on me
 jacqui_lantern234: COME AT ME SCRUBLORDS
 SquareDotCube: @Darleysam He talks like a vaguely Eastern European Elcor!
 RealLegitStreamer: let’s go
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cmoooon T
 kingandcommoner: g7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 WiJohn: o7
 GasCityGaming: shit
 Omthebox: guh
 Laurence72: Whew!
 ghyllnox: RUN
GrathXVI: Oh no
 gualdhar: fuck the wheeel
 mrjujubeans: oh no!
 ghizmou: big money
 e_bloc: g7
 NazTMann: o7
 definenull: Ggs
 RainyMint: g7
 xantos69: o7
 MrSarkhan: g7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUN
 Goombill: Never gonna happen
 GamerCat88: not today'
 MacbethSeemsSus: g7
drcthulu: Get'em
 lochnessseammonster: o7
DrLigmaPhD: Lil g
 idontgetmyrealname: safe!
 RealGamerCow: spafe
 exeJayce: o7
 ArtDecoSunburn: Nice diverse group. I like gaming gatherings that look like America/Canada in their breadth of participation.
 RealLegitStreamer: g7
 RatherLargeToad: g willicurs!
hackingducks: saved by the one
YeOldeMark: o7
 lamina5432: g7
drcthulu: o7
Forlorgen: F survives again!
 JKBalch: o7
 letfireraindown: Salute
 Strebenherz: @GrathXVI o7
margerfol: o7
 ButButTheJesus:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 GhostValv: o7
kimmibeans: o7
Orylen: o7
hackingducks: g7
 ContingentCat: o7
Forlorgen: o7
 korvys: o7
AMuseOfFirebane: o7
GrathXVI: o7
 idontgetmyrealname: o7
 kingandcommoner: where's graham hiding?
 empyreon: o7
 electra310: o7
 Darleysam: o7
 RealGamerCow: 
 wiganlass: o7
 gualdhar: always safe
 e_bloc: thank you for your sacrifice
 GamerCat88: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: Just a single bullet o7
 Vinewood_OG: o7
 ladyjessica: o7
 Kramburger: o7
 BusTed: 
 SnackPak_: g7
 GasCityGaming: o7
 saucemaster5000: o7
 public_key_reveal_party: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
 far2muchsarcasm: g7
 mrjujubeans: o7
 ghizmou: o7
 MrSarkhan: g7 g7 g7
 MWGNZ: o7
 ghyllnox: g7
 7gorobei: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 exeJayce: o77777
 ContingentCat: g7
AMuseOfFirebane: g7
KWardJenx: o7
 SnackPak_: those hurt
 sheelbss: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 kingandcommoner: not even an automod?
 korvys: Couldn't get to 1000
 xantos69: Hate to see it/Love to see it.
Earthenone: message 1000 is going to go wild
 e_bloc: they were one message away from retirement
 MacbethSeemsSus: Would've been great if you timed Graham
 exeJayce: I have like... ONE mod action because of the wheel of letters. It was during the chaos stream LMAO
 gualdhar: Adam is far too cowardly to ban me
Wolfstrike_NL: We can't even see it
 YFiddler: whos the problem now
 Star_Lilith: i have stats?
 BusTed: Nope
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 e_bloc: I didn't even know there were mod action totals
 electra310: I don't think so
 BusTed: Not unless you're a mod
 xantos69: How can you do that?
 ghyllnox: Not about mod actions that happen during Let's Nope
 Dog_of_Myth: Can not see those
RebekahWSD: We can see our stats??? How??
 wiganlass: I have stats??
 saucemaster5000: I can see it so my record is clean
 GamerCat88: that’s top secret
 MWGNZ: im blind cap'n
Earthenone: i know i have tested autobaning things with mods so my record must look really bad
 definenull: Chat are all perfect little angels
n3ther: ya ignorance is bliss y'all
 e_bloc: can you even see message totals
 jacqui_lantern234: i AM so much better than you, Adam 
 public_key_reveal_party: You might be able to see the number of messages you have sent in a channel
 letfireraindown: I saw twitch try this streak thing
 public_key_reveal_party: A resident evil game where you actually use a machine gun?
Spades_Slicc: Put yourself centerscreen
Yoshi_Gal: Getting a good grade in chat stats is reasonable to want and possible to achieve
 Diabore: its been, one week
 Dog_of_Myth: Better than you thought
 e_bloc: one week
 RealGamerCow: I have genuinely enjoying how thirsty people have been over this Leon.
 Darleysam: iiiiit's been..
 Vinewood_OG: This man cannot like an smg
 ContingentCat: It's been one week
 jacqui_lantern234: F for eFFort
 kingandcommoner: It's been awhiiiile
 raulghoulia: leon is yoked for 50
 SquareDotCube: It took nine tries but the SMG is finally good?!?
 lamina5432: its been one year
 Diabore: barely fittin this shirt amirite
 exeJayce: Ben pls
sarahparagon: ben
 MWGNZ: thats one for the clips
 e_bloc: yeah but after sex he definitely has a one-liner
 BusTed: adam
 xantos69: Leon is fit because he will not stop spin kicking.
 BusTed: yes I did watch that movie
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc I think you mean during
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a perfect example of why nobody can identify their own quotes
 saucemaster5000: part deux
 xantos69: I own that movie on DVD.
 e_bloc: @MacbethSeemsSus and probably before
 BusTed: there's no way that movie got a DVD release
 xantos69: Bro I am so much older than you can possibly imagine.
 ladyjessica: fuck if I had a laserdisc I would not stop talking about it
 raulghoulia: Jonathan the tortoise old?
 iconicshadow89: it’s on BetaMax thank you very much
 e_bloc: 68
 YFiddler: Carlos estevez classic
 ladyjessica: I remember how cool I thought they were as a kid.
 exeJayce: I mean, one of the people I volunteer with on Fandom is in his 70s so your age wouldn't shock me
 Nigouki: LDs do actually have some value as they sometimes contain creator commentary tracks that never carried forward due to licensing issues
 public_key_reveal_party: I found some laserdiscs in a thrift store once for like, 25 cents a piece, and I was so tempted to get them
 xantos69: Bless you sir
 e_bloc: its in the name
 BusTed: That's wild
 The_Color_Twelve: I have a working beta player
 BusTed: the burgeoning optical disc market
 Vinewood_OG: Winning!
 e_bloc: they are probably problematic but I enjoyed them at the time
 Diabore: it was all the tiger blood
 saucemaster5000: I think his mind was already gone yeh
 xantos69: I know I am a crazy curmudgeon... but I never have to worry about media not being available when I want it.
 e_bloc: and a good card
 e_bloc: !card burgeoning
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 raulghoulia: he stayed up for 48 hours before his single scene in Ferris Bueller to emulate the drugged out look
NarishmaReborn: those seem like movies i might not want to go back to rewatch in modern times
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Move to protect the Tiny Drunks
 MacbethSeemsSus: I hope that one week bender he went on that tanked his entire career was at least fun.
 saucemaster5000: watching old comedies can be a trap
 BusTed: haha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 SnackPak_: classic Paul
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "is this conversation about to become a performance review?"
 lamina5432: paul's too nice
 YFiddler: howd that get in there
 ghyllnox: So I missed last week and didn't have time to catch up, what's the objective?
 Diabore: @ghyllnox hit zombies
  Juliamon: killin zombs
 betweenmyself: My aim is to be young-at-heart with an old soul in a body of indeterminate age.  It hasn’t been going well. 
 ghyllnox: @Diabore Tyty 
 WiJohn: But he's almost always off camera
 raulghoulia: always pushing metrics
RebekahWSD: what???
NeoKevlar: paul cracking the whip on you guys
 ErynTzun: 
drcthulu: A whole cigar really
 The_Color_Twelve: but was it on your oilers jersey
 xantos69: Sounds like your wife is single now.
 e_bloc: can we get a Paul slander reel
 saucemaster5000: what brand of cigarette'
 Astrovore: And Paul doesn't even smoke. He just lit it to put it out on you
 kingandcommoner: You're just jealous he gets to be the smart one on Commodore Hustle
 Sethalidos: he wasn't smoking it he just lit one and then immediately put it out
realbadatthis_: Hard boiled Paul should go in the crapshots ideas list
WearingCats_CwC: Paul stole my wife and he fucked my crops
 saucemaster5000: tomacco
 Star_Lilith: are the crops single?
 Vinewood_OG: "Be real nice if you shut the hell up."
 e_bloc: corn I hope
 Sethalidos: @Astrovore you beat me to it
 MacbethSeemsSus: Get that corn sweat in the summer
 kumatsu: what up gamers, we killing zombies?
DrLigmaPhD: Idaho does suck ass
RebekahWSD: My father-in-law tried to grow corn, apparently, and it went Really Bad
 raulghoulia: apples also come from the earth
 ghyllnox: 
WearingCats_CwC: Wheat ~I guess? I dunno, I'm just referencing people funnier than me
 SquareDotCube: Beets, where do you think corn syrup comes from
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: compared to oranges
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Farming apples involves a lot of grafting
 e_bloc: cant spell vtuber without tuber
 xantos69: Please tell me you people know about the farmersonly dating site.
 ContingentCat: PEI is nice though
 kragmabutch: apples are the chips of the fruit world
 Dog_of_Myth: Here we go
 BusTed: Let's go motorcycle sequence 
The_Timo: sick section
 jacqui_lantern234: potatoes give you fries, benjamin 
 Driosenth: Scooty Puff Jr Suuuuucks
 Nigouki: cool Votoms reference
 e_bloc: lol
 betweenmyself: Potato so goated it got called out in Lord of the Rings 
 MacbethSeemsSus: puppies!
 tehfewl: Dog
 ghyllnox: Lollin
 YFiddler: 
drcthulu: His plot armor is thicker than his biceps
Wolfstrike_NL: Dogs to kill for Ben
 e_bloc: a three dog fight
Navi_Louise42: Ben is throwing some very odd and specific shade at apple and potato farmers just now
 Star_Lilith: residog evil
 raulghoulia: I missed a couple streams. weren't we in a regular city?
 YFiddler: big dog
 ladyjessica: new lickers!
 witchyTQ: did you ever stop to think they just want pets?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @raulghoulia Drove to Raccoon City following the villain
 ghyllnox: Rail shooter!
 e_bloc: these dogs are caked up
 7gorobei: thicc doge
 e_bloc: trash panda city
 e_bloc: joy to the world
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 SquareDotCube: wreckoon city
 xantos69: This game is completely off the chain.
Yoshi_Gal: Racc city binch
 e_bloc: turns out it doesnt take a lot of bullets to kill a dog.
NarishmaReborn: i mean how many bullets does a regular dog take
 betweenmyself: 
 YFiddler: giant zombie racoons would be kind of cool
 kingandcommoner: vrrooom
 raulghoulia: if I had to reload while driving a motorcycle I would crash instantly
 e_bloc: yeah why do we never get raccoons in raccoon city
 WiJohn: I really want a dog to just come from off screen there
 RealGamerCow: do a sick jump
 kumatsu: red barrel
 e_bloc: !clip
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 MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder what the explosive barrel doesn
 kumatsu: god's perfect target
  Juliamon: it's a video game and there are red barrels, what did you think it expected us to do
 kingandcommoner: His stomach
 e_bloc: and where do they go
Xaunaught: Zombie power, rocket arms
 Dog_of_Myth: rocket space
 goombalax: you think you're the only one with the inventory
 raulghoulia: also you have infinite ammo
 betweenmyself: got em all kiestered
 e_bloc: where do you come from rocket guy joe
 darkcyril: New Rocket League looks good.
 serramarkov: Pretty girl off camera hands them to him
 BusTed: hell yeah dude
 Nigouki: Are you really going to ask that given Leon's ever-expanding attache case?
thegreatbagingi: LET'S GOOOO
 paulthemapguy: The rules of exploding barrels were established by Doom in 1993, maybe even earlier
 goombalax: Advent Children ass
 raulghoulia: is this kingdom hearts?
realbadatthis_: Leon Kennedy did 911
 xantos69: Game devs clearly have never had to carry a rocket launcher.  They suck and are very unwieldy.
 SnackPak_: rad
 MacbethSeemsSus: yeaaaaaaaaah
 YFiddler: 
 kumatsu: Snowboard Kids 2 time
 e_bloc: this is some tom cruise in a movie bullshit
The_Timo: That game was sick
sarahparagon: lmfao this is so dumb
 saucemaster5000: how dare
sarahparagon: its amazing
KV1NN4: Leon's balls are so flat now
 GasCityGaming: Just realized now that we've had should buttons since the SNES
 e_bloc: leon is just tom cruise in the resident evil universe isnt he
Xaunaught: This rules
Forlorgen: No not the Axe how will we beat the game
 kingandcommoner: Gotta get your axe back
 Nigouki: I'm glad the thermobaric bomb that selectively destroyed this city was a talented level designer
 raulghoulia: guzzoline
 betweenmyself: if ya haven’t suspended your disbelief post RE6, I don’t know what to tell ya
Yoshi_Gal: I have this snowboard kids soundtrack on vinyl
DrLigmaPhD: Fred Jones vs The Black Kight
 paulthemapguy: tfw you want to gundam battle but you forgot your mech is just a lil motorcycle
 kingandcommoner: welp, he's dead
 Dreamlettuce: Haha. Baby fall down.
Xaunaught: This is the first stream of this I have caught so this is 100% all I know of this game lmfao
 e_bloc: gun jousting, this does rule
 RatherLargeToad: he’s fine
 Darleysam: and roll credits
 YawnLance: Damn, RIP
 RealGamerCow: this is some GOOFY shit
sarahparagon: *cinema*
 kumatsu: especially if you don't see the body
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kingandcommoner: farewell snake-man
 YFiddler: 
 iconicshadow89: no need to check
 ghyllnox: o7
 RatherLargeToad: surely can’t die to an explosion so small
 MacbethSeemsSus: He is wearing a helmet
NeoKevlar: oh, THAT's what makes him fall off. Not the rockets, or the 200 other bullets he took, THAT was what caused it
 xantos69: Honestly.  If they did have him actually die from that... That would be the twist of the year.
 e_bloc: leon hits a pothole and dies on the drive off
 ladyjessica: who needs to see a body, clearly died first time.
 iconicshadow89: roll credits
 kingandcommoner: Home sweet home
 ladyjessica: it’s the day after my birthday
 Astrovore: "should have worn a helmet" says the man with no helmet
 ghyllnox: Not 2pm. 1:57pm.
 Isaac3567: You would think after all these games that Leon would know to check the body
 Darleysam: oh bother, those alien bastards shot up my ride. again.
 tehfewl: "Thats a lot of words"
 kingandcommoner: I guess Humpty Dumpty took a tumble
 e_bloc: lets find 5 dogs
 betweenmyself: ten boolatt
Xaunaught: Y'all enjoying this game?
 e_bloc: was this in a previous game
The_Timo: Good to be home
 paulthemapguy: *fucks up a tic-tac-toe game "OH Grace"
 YFiddler: 
 YawnLance: Okay time to loop the killer
 raulghoulia: is Marvin still here?
 kumatsu: time for Mr X to show up
 kingandcommoner: Watch out for Mr. X
 korvys: I wonder if Mr X is still hanging out here
 e_bloc: someones gotta give it to us
 Kramburger: 'member RE2? RE9 /members
 MacbethSeemsSus: X: "Ah, Mr Kennedy"
 Mr_Horrible: he's having Hot Girl PTSD Flashbacks
 kingandcommoner: You're cheering. My boy is having a PTSD episode and you're cheering
 Darleysam: jingle the keys!
 Vinewood_OG: 'Member?
 raulghoulia: Wellcome Leon
 Mr_Horrible: brother it's not even "when you were younger" they're referencing the remake
 e_bloc: leon aged way better than the rcpd
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh wait until you start exploring the police station
Forlorgen: Its  like real life, the place we loved in youth was horribly destroyed by capitalism
 Mr_Horrible: Capcom got a bone to pick with their OG titles
Ferisar: the remake was 8 years ago
 Darleysam: not brave enough to use footage from the original
Ferisar: soooooooo
 e_bloc: @Forlorgen too real
 Mr_Horrible: RE2 is one of the few good ones, tbh
 kingandcommoner: I wouldn't call the remake vetter. different, butnot better
 ghyllnox: The "what if I saved at this typewriter" "No" 
 Mr_Horrible: Ben people *still* don't know what it's about
 ladyjessica: they should have flashbacks to ps1 graphics
 betweenmyself: If only Capcom had the cajones to cut to PS1 RE2 Leon Kennedy
 Mr_Horrible: they've gotten *worse* at it
 Strebenherz: i mean the ps2 king kong game was so much better than the one that they ended up playing on watch and play
 ladyjessica: back when my memory was 16 bit
 thatguysteve2709: Fuck, I missed the preshow
 xantos69: @ghyllnox Right?  They didn't have to make that intractable.  They did it just to slap the player.
 e_bloc: no way
 Darleysam: Leon We Come
 kumatsu: he got the pomade in his utility case
 Mr_Horrible: "WLEON ELCOME"
 e_bloc: not without a typewriter
 Mr_Horrible: "It's that fucking twink that I hate"
 kingandcommoner: Not-wesker is taunting you
The_Timo: How many more Wesker siblings gonna pop out of the woodwork?
 Laurence72: She is in RACCOON CITY, of course she is in danger!
The_Timo: He's a wesker kid
 Mr_Horrible: "Whisker, nyah"
 e_bloc: weskee
 raulghoulia: Landfill
 e_bloc: landfill 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Darleysam: Xesker
DrLigmaPhD: Whisker Tinglenuts
 saucemaster5000: landfill 2!
 kingandcommoner: And call me by his nickname
 Mr_Horrible: "Also, just call me Landfill"
 YFiddler: fit tony
The_Timo: Not Wesker's kid, there were a bunch of kids in the wesker program
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wasker
 kingandcommoner: That is without a doubt the best joke in that movie
sanguine_sandman: literally just finally bought that movie a few weeks ago
 e_bloc: @kingandcommoner don't damn it with faint praise
 Mr_Horrible: spinning the boot, yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: Das Boot
 saucemaster5000: gotta spin the boot
 Vinewood_OG: "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
 MacbethSeemsSus: I tried that once with a boot and it's actually terrible advice
 e_bloc: this is considered smut in the USA
 kingandcommoner: @e_bloc I don't need to damn it. It's already where it belongs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some people seem to
 Laurence72: They do cock them, after all
 Dog_of_Myth: Some people would
 RealGamerCow: Ammosexuals
 Mr_Horrible: wanna tongue that gun (non-depressionally)
 gualdhar: niche fetish but happpy pride?
 ContingentCat: We don't kinkshame
 xantos69: Some people keep it on their hips.
 arcaedethefae: go back to your save?
 kingandcommoner: or just sell one
 betweenmyself: You can sell the SMG you don’t need
realbadatthis_: Old smg is israeli
 Darleysam: the american dream
 e_bloc: America
drcthulu: there's that many guns
 Mr_Horrible: it's the attache case
 Dog_of_Myth: 'merica
DrLigmaPhD: Hammerspace ass protag
 saucemaster5000: it's called a bag of holding nerd
 ghyllnox: 
drcthulu: He's just carrying a rucksack with him at all times
WearingCats_CwC: Hammer space
 kingandcommoner: What are you buying?
 Mr_Horrible: Ben wants to have a Cart of Sundries to push around
 Mr_Horrible: he wants that shit janglin'
 e_bloc: lord of war
 kingandcommoner: You can't handle my strongest weapons. They are too powerful for any man
 YFiddler: big quiver just out of shot at all times
 raulghoulia: Anaheim Electronics ass
 YawnLance: Incidental war profiteering
 mrjujubeans: lord of war?
 xantos69: How many subs would it cost to get LRR to run a LARP for their fans?  100?  500?
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm serving my community!" 
 e_bloc: theres always a nicholas cage movie
 saucemaster5000: I'm the guard who gets ledge killed in the first city attack
DrLigmaPhD: Coca-Cola 1939-1945
sanguine_sandman: you get there in game and you’re stuck waiting in line behind the Boss at the boss room buying weapons from the merchant for the upcoming fight 😂
 Mr_Horrible: are *you* gonna die from a door falling on you, Ben?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES THEY WILL
 Mr_Horrible: "Cause of death: door stuck"
 ButButTheJesus: he gets run over by horses
 DarknessKingCoH: So Drebin from MGS4, sans monkey in a diaper.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hobbits are pretty stupid
 e_bloc: Adam's never letting that door go
drcthulu: Blunt trauma impact from Door
 Darleysam: no hoof prints on the door?
 saucemaster5000: don't blame the wraith for another door related death
WearingCats_CwC: In my head canon he just got pressed into the mud and was fine
 kingandcommoner: I mean, the murder weapon is the door. The murderer is the rider. The horse is incidental
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There won't be hoof prints on the door?
 Mr_Horrible: I mean that is how they do those shots
 e_bloc: ACAB
DrLigmaPhD: I wanna be the mysterious beggar who offers cryptic wisdom thats ultimately either bullshit or common sense
realbadatthis_: Dead as a door know *puts on glasses* yeaaaaaaaah!
NeoKevlar: Hey chat, I need recommendations on some let's nope playthroughs to watch. Any really good ones I should start with?
 e_bloc: daymare
 MrSarkhan: 20ish years since RE1 I think?
 raulghoulia: @NeoKevlar Until Dawn
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair there were a *lot* of zombies in the sewers
 Darleysam: Daymare
 saucemaster5000: some people have no life outside work
 thatguysteve2709: Deaspace
 MacbethSeemsSus: Alan Wake 2
 thatguysteve2709: Dead space
 kragmabutch: always a fan of the burger game
 Mr_Horrible: Daymare is dogshit but the boys make it funny
 e_bloc: daymare 1.  go there, you will be there
 Darleysam: Resident Evil 5
 e_bloc: oh alan wake 2 is good
 MWGNZ: modded RE 4
 xantos69: @saucemaster5000 That guy has no life even inside work.
 kingandcommoner: You should watch Forbidden Solitaire. I hear it has less of a problem
 YawnLance: Daymare 2 has a great line at the end though
 Mr_Horrible: "AHHHHHHHH-" "I'm okay"
 e_bloc: RE 5 is a trip
 SquareDotCube: It's Roger
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bloodborne 
 betweenmyself: Ratshaker
 DarknessKingCoH: CHRIS
 korvys: was it RE4 with the mods?
NeoKevlar: Thanks! I'll take a look!
DrLigmaPhD: Lil Napoleon shit was 5 right?
 ButButTheJesus: @NeoKevlar I like the first one with Outlast
 Mr_Horrible: who can forget <Agent>?
 thatguysteve2709: I miss agemt
 Mr_Horrible: T--poising in the cutscenes
 thatguysteve2709: Agent
 saucemaster5000: callisto protocol to hit the exact middle
 e_bloc: what about the um
DrLigmaPhD: Meester Kennedy
 ButButTheJesus: RE8 with Lady D
 arcaneIllumination: @NeoKevlar The first one, when it was Alex and Kathleen playing outlast. Also when Alex and Serge played Condemned: Criminal Origins
 e_bloc: adventures with amanda
 xantos69: Salvador was hands down the best crap lets nope has ever had to work with.
 e_bloc: too many mods was hilarious
 Strebenherz: the koopa troopa tossing the bodies was great
 Mr_Horrible: horror games don't exist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are Alex and Ben playthroughs included?
 e_bloc: what about kiosk
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait this is a horror stream?
 ButButTheJesus: Leon! The cheese!
 dutchmoose: the PT stream w Alex was great
 Diabore: the first playthrough of visage was lightning in a bottle
 SquareDotCube: nah you didn't, the genre did that to itself
mulligan2six: You got scared at the beginning of this one
 Mr_Horrible: there's still tension, but when you're yukking it up there's less of that
 Darleysam: oh Infliction was another good one
 MrSarkhan: There were some legit scares in the grace parts of this game.
 Mr_Horrible: "Real squibs!"
 korvys: Ben, since you've got into horror, have you watched Hellraiser? Are in looking forward to the game coming out?
 lamina5432: oh speakng of ambiance, Watched the backrooms, they actually did it pretty well
Vandristine: i mean SAW fans just do shipping of the characters. its all the subreddit is
 Mr_Horrible: I mean yeah, there's also that
 e_bloc: oh until dawn is a banger
DrLigmaPhD: We need more Wishmaster movies
 Diabore: did you talk about visage already?
 Mr_Horrible: the Leon stuff is explicitly designed to be action-coded
 kingandcommoner: Scares in horror movies are the parts that release tension, so they weirdly become the parts where you can relax
 kumatsu: the Bloodborne run 
 YFiddler: I liked the burger farm one
 thatguysteve2709: I hate to say it but all the ones with cori were all bamgers
 Diabore: yeah SGF
 Vinewood_OG: Guns Akimbo was Adam's stage name
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also, Until Dawn the movie is terrible
 Mr_Horrible: we need Adam to call the whole game start to finish
caoinlean: The Condemned original and 2 lets plays are funny with Alex and Serge
 RatherLargeToad: everyone can die now
 Scy_Anide: And they're not even calling it After Dawn.
 YawnLance: Watch Ben get bullied by that old man on the roof for hours
Ratosai: The song they used for the trailer was pretty good too
 ladyjessica: until dawn was good
Xaunaught: Until Dawner
 Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance "Bullied by Old Man" "Bullied by Horse" "Bullied by Baby"
 saucemaster5000: oofa that until dawn movie was.... somethin
 dutchmoose: Alien Iso 2?
 thatguysteve2709: Directive 8020
 MrSarkhan: It's the space one right?
 Diabore: !subathon
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Sub-a-thon AND secured the ice cream truck for the crew! Thank you so much everyone!
 RealGamerCow: Bloodborne (highly edited) no death run
 kingandcommoner: do we know when the subathon is?
Xaunaught: Iso would be great for this stream imo
Yoshi_Gal: Untwol Dawn
 Diabore: i wonder when this years subathon will be
 YawnLance: @Mr_Horrible Bullied by weird dude on the beach
Vandristine: Alien Iso 2 is coming
 MacbethSeemsSus: Its good, a bit long but good
 Mr_Horrible: it's a solid game, drags at the end, still an absolute technical marvel
Xaunaught: ah valid
 ButButTheJesus: yaaassss I'm looking forward to Alien Isolation 2 @dutchmoose
 raulghoulia: his brain was completely smooth was one of the best streams
 NazTMann: Reminder that Until Dawn 2 is not being made by the same people that made the first one.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: is there a Subathon this year?
Mister_BlueSky: Those Dark Pictures and Until Dawn type games are always my favorite streams.
 YFiddler: Good. But not good to goof on
 Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance that's what I meant but yeah, I realize "bullied by Baby" is like 50% of bloodborne bosses
 Goombill: How was the Dead by Daylight game by that studio?
 Mr_Horrible: no, Adam, we review things to make the chuds mad 
 kragmabutch: im going to have to play my first horror game when the star trek horror game comes out
 Diabore: here
 Mr_Horrible: Frank Stone
 kingandcommoner: Until Dawn was good, but it wasn't the kind of good that makes me feel like only one studio can make it
 Mr_Horrible: it was a bit "too much" imo
 Goombill: I bought it, but haven't got around to it yet
 Laurence72: dwarer in desk
Xaunaught: POE2 on lets nope when?
 SquareDotCube: man remember the credits of Alone in the Dark 2
caoinlean: Soooo pumped for control 2
 Vinewood_OG: August iirc
Xaunaught: wait theres a star wars xcom game??
 SquareDotCube: *4
 betweenmyself: @Mr_Horrible we review games so we know which series have become “too woke” 
 MacbethSeemsSus: And that's before September with 2 billion games getting released
 LithelyUnshod: LPS
 kingandcommoner: RRR
 kragmabutch: @LoadingReadyRun Star Trek: Shadow Frontier is the name, don't know anythign about it except its starring my fav star trek character so im excited
 Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself 
 YawnLance: 
 LithelyUnshod: Europeans
 SquareDotCube: RPD?
 Mr_Horrible: a guy explicitly trying to be silly
 kingandcommoner: Uncle Buke?
Ferisar: all i see are buuks
 Darleysam: ben's an impostor
 kingandcommoner: Like, I can tell you if you really want to know
 mrjujubeans: could’ve been a boos. you know how much we’ve wanted one of those
 Vinewood_OG: Shouldn't it be RCPD?
 YawnLance: Racoon City Bolice
 kingandcommoner: okay
 kingandcommoner: bye
DrLigmaPhD: Fuck the bolice
 MacbethSeemsSus: H O T T O...
 betweenmyself: careful with puzzle spoilers; if they actually want help they will hit us with a “hey chat”
RebekahWSD: My hat???
 YFiddler: but did you have fun
 Mr_Horrible: ms chambers, to the front
RebekahWSD: I was wondering where it went!
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Adam will remember this*
 Strebenherz: adam on his deathbed "and this is why you're out of the will"
n3ther: that sounds like a privilege though 
 Mr_Horrible: Me when I fucking lie:
 SquareDotCube: those things are like 30 pounds
RebekahWSD: Fuck that hat
  Juliamon: that's vintage SNL
RebekahWSD: If you go to next year's Philly...board game con, I'll be there!
 Vinewood_OG: Tale as old as tims
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair Chris *has* had a chance to drop his keys in lava
 saucemaster5000: go steelers
 gualdhar: fuck you too Adam Philly's great
  Juliamon: ok: Philly or Boston
 YawnLance: 
  Juliamon: choose
 Mr_Horrible: the evidence piling up
n3ther: o7
RebekahWSD: Being from NJ I must say, "Fuck Philly" but we love it lol
 saucemaster5000: courts need more trap doors
 gualdhar: should have shot me when you had the chance!
n3ther: nobody really likes Boston
kimmibeans: PAX Unplugged is a ton of fun! My friends and I are debating going back again this year]
 Mr_Horrible: but: Bahston or Bawston?
 the_walking: the Scottish loved Boston this year
 RealGamerCow: Boston's Seaport is NOT Boston.
 lamina5432: haven't been to unplugged in 2 years
 Mr_Horrible: world cuppie
 MacbethSeemsSus: Drank the city dry
 RealGamerCow: the Seaport is where the convention center is, and everything there is less than 20 years old
kimmibeans: For probably the first time ever, Boston ran out of Beer\
 Strebenherz: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, Scotland is *also* a bunch of racist alcoholics
 Mr_Horrible: so they'd get on with Boston
 Strebenherz: fair
 darkcyril: Sam Adams Downtown legit ran out of Boston Lager. Their flagship
kimmibeans: Boston loved having them though
 Mr_Horrible: @darkcyril hilarious
  Juliamon: the stadium has Michelob Ultra Zero ads, which also probably went untouched
 tehfewl: I worked in Boston for like 2 months, i kinda miss it
 Mr_Horrible: "You're *SAM*!"
 Mr_Horrible: "You're THE GUY!"
 Vinewood_OG: Eww no, I'll have a crab juice.
Forlorgen: Keep dead out inside
 idontgetmyrealname: so back when I ran a bar I only ran out of alcohol once: a private party for a local med school hosting a mixer of potential incoming students
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bepis....
 gualdhar: I could have sworn we played this part before
 Mr_Horrible: "and this is my fanfiction"
rustywir3s: The Piss
NeoKevlar: BIONIC ARM
 Mr_Horrible: Spencer is the Umbrella CEO
 the_walking: the Dublinler closed for staff holiday when the English showed and thanked the Scottish for a great week
sanguine_sandman: Spencer was the creator of umbrella
 Mr_Horrible: and founder
 YawnLance: The founder of Umbrella
 Kramburger: The Spence?
 idontgetmyrealname: spencer is the guy that created Umbrella
 betweenmyself: Spencer, as in the Spencer Mansion
Mister_BlueSky: The Spencer mansion from 1.
 zshunter: RE6 Reference!
 SquareDotCube: Radd Spencer was Bionic Commando
 Mr_Horrible: oh, he's a hunt-and-peck typist
 lamina5432: or the original
Vonbane: dude looks like Data's cool cousin
 Mr_Horrible: genetic engineering can't even get them to type right
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leon: well I don't want to interrupt.
 zshunter: So happy they retconned why the outbreak in Leon's RE6 happened
 saucemaster5000: If you met your clone on the street what would you do?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends
 lamina5432: grace levels are at least scary since we can't shoot our way out
 RatherLargeToad: frog 
 Vinewood_OG: Wtf
 serramarkov: Warmees
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I like reversible stuffoes
 RealGamerCow: lavender
 ghyllnox: The ones with barley and lavender?
 kragmabutch: shark of course  
 SquareDotCube: I don't think we're the original, if we were Grace would be around 40-42
Forlorgen: I want a KFC rabbit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did you stuff this with chicken?
NeoKevlar: It's finger lickin' good
 RealGamerCow: They're really calming
 betweenmyself: there were those Hello Kitty bath buddies that changed color in water…  maybe not the best idea for stuffed toys
 Scy_Anide: I have a stuffed Capybara that sits on top of my dumbbell rack that's p great. I got it for my cat but he's indifferent.
 itsr67: had a bear with a music box
 YawnLance: Yikes
 itsr67: that bear is beaten to crap
NeoKevlar: is that a bear with a plastic or porcelain mask?
 RatherLargeToad: that bear’s haunted
NeoKevlar: what the fuck
 Strebenherz: would it be better if the face was soft
 RealGamerCow: like a monchichi
 gualdhar: so Ben never had a Teddy Ruxpin growing up
 SquareDotCube: that's 1980s plushies for you
MilkInBags: nice haircut, left streamer
 DaFhaye: Hi everyone! Hope yall are doing well
 gualdhar: *turns to dust*
 YawnLance: This seems fine
 DaFhaye: Those are demons
 DaFhaye: Why would you go down to there level
 Strebenherz: and the kids did nothing wrong
 Scy_Anide: Maybe you shouldn't have given them crazy healing powers, or crazy murder powers, possibly both.
 BusTed: came to the wrong neighborhood
 xantos69: Should not have drawn attention to yourself
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kimmibeans: Bro unfortunately looks a lot like one of my colleagues... who studies neuroscience. So this is awkward
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
 RatherLargeToad: clever girls…
 Diabore: yeah theyre not fire adam
 lamina5432: they just broke someones neck they can open a door
MilkInBags: yeah they 100% saw you
  Juliamon: kids would NEVER think to look under the bed, where we also looked first thing
 saucemaster5000: da bed makes us inwisible dats the rule
NeoKevlar: maybe they're blind. maybe they can only hear
 xantos69: Should have hid on the ceiling since these gamers would never look up.
 RatherLargeToad: we Repo now
 DaFhaye: You could totally be seen from the doorway
MilkInBags: bed echo location
 lamina5432: this is legit creepy
 saucemaster5000: tickle their toes
 dutchmoose: yeah I hate everything about this
 MacbethSeemsSus: @MilkInBags b'echo location
 DaFhaye: Man those beds are solid
NeoKevlar: well, just balance it out by shaving off your beard and you'll look younger
MilkInBags: ben when you'll be 27, you'll see if things start to change
 saucemaster5000: yeah people never tickle children's feet
MilkInBags: you can't say numbers? unfortunate
n3ther: taking an extended nap
 xantos69: That dude had a pistol.  No reason we can't pick it up.
NeoKevlar: who built this house
Ferisar: it's da orphanageeee leveeeel
 betweenmyself: 
NeoKevlar: what are these rooms
kimmibeans: @xantos69 Our tiny hands can't grasp it 
Ferisar: from re22222
 Mr_Horrible: they're just playing "smack the windows"
 Mr_Horrible: classic Raccoon City children's game
NeoKevlar: the perfect spot
 saucemaster5000: no one can see us
 kumatsu: and then Dimitrescu shows up
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 YawnLance: I think these kids might be dogshit at hide and seek
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Man, when they play hide and seek they get serious
 saucemaster5000: it's multiplicty rules the later clones are dumber
 Mr_Horrible: well they're apparently better at opening doors than you?
 betweenmyself: zero peripheral vision
 WiJohn: Walking up, jumping off again, saying "wheeee!"
 arcaneIllumination: Either they are stupid or they are fucking with you for sport.
kimmibeans: I guess you must be taller than them for them to sense you
 Darleysam: join the queue
Ferisar: who's periphera, and how do you know her @betweenmyself
NeoKevlar: wait
 Strebenherz: this is all reminding me of that scene in MiB1 where Will smith is in the training test zone and shoots the little girl cardboard cutout instead of the aliens
 Mr_Horrible: it's calvinball rules
 GamerCat88: waffle house
 MacbethSeemsSus: All we need is a creepy singing doll at this point
 Mr_Horrible: to go through the door
NeoKevlar: i did that
 itsr67: man
Ferisar: they're here for pizza
NeoKevlar: leave me alone
The_Timo: Remember that night, was a good one
NeoKevlar: and ODST
 itsr67: halo is p cool
 Mr_Horrible: that was probably the last one that people actually lined up for
 Mr_Horrible: after that they knew better
MilkInBags: best is halo kitty
Ferisar: briish people be like, 'alo freeeee
NeoKevlar: reach was fun
WearingCats_CwC: You didn't finish the fight?
 lamina5432: didn't adam join the community halo night?
MilkInBags: 
NeoKevlar: i got the special edition with the statue
 ButButTheJesus: i had a gigl
NeoKevlar: payed way too much for it
n3ther: chat's got jokes
 Vinewood_OG: "Don't encourage them."
 betweenmyself: Adam experienced Kieth David as the Arbiter and said “Yes, this is good.  I don’t need to see any more.”
mulligan2six: He just came on to yell at Kramburger that one time
WearingCats_CwC: smol bean
 the_walking: if it does go to his head, Paul will take care of him
 Mr_Horrible: the rings came with the bottleopener
 Mr_Horrible: and the guy that gifted it comes around on Saturdays, so you can't *NOT* have it out
NeoKevlar: I remember doing halo 2/3 8 person splitscreen multiplayer with 2 xboxes (and xbox 360s)
 xantos69: This guy has more empty rings than an Apple watch owner with agoraphobia.
 betweenmyself: gas station rules; ya attach an old tire to the ring so nobody makes off with it
NeoKevlar: Those were the days
 Mr_Horrible: tfw they heard you talking shit
NeoKevlar: they only have adult echolocation. children are except
 gualdhar: to be fair they look like they've had lobotomies
 raulghoulia: their vision is based on movement
 Serivus: uh... if the handle's missing it won't stop them from USING the toilet...
 gualdhar: where do they store the ball cock?
 saucemaster5000: I'd just shit on the floor thank you
Ferisar: sorry kid, you're in a resident 2 level
 tehfewl: just pull the chain up in the back
 Sethalidos: goddamn working for Umbrella is the worst
WearingCats_CwC: Alternatively, people see a bowl, shit in that, and then it's your problem
 Kramburger: Spooky. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Similar to people not thinking about the fact hardware store toilets aren't hooked up
 iconicshadow89: to use the bathroom you must find two octagons and a paralellagram
 SquareDotCube: get more ridiculous, put one of those old anti-theft bars on the toilet
Ferisar: i mean i'd just open your toilet
Ferisar: and open the lid
Ferisar: fuck the handle
Ferisar: water's clean
 MacbethSeemsSus: "I can't believe you pooped in my sabotaged toilet"
 saucemaster5000: yeah but YOUR the kind of person using the handle as some kind of weird control game
 Vinewood_OG: Who checks the handle first?
 gualdhar: but how bad do I need to poop
 Mr_Horrible: speaking of old bananas I should finish off my last one
 Kramburger: I'm not, but my wife is
NeoKevlar: Become the baddie you wish you had
caoinlean: Its so easy to make thoufh!
Ferisar: adam consider
Ferisar: bananaman
 saucemaster5000: he remembered
 MrSarkhan: 
 Vinewood_OG: Primate stock br9ker
MilkInBags: time to adopt the banana spread
 DaFhaye: I feel like being bad has been a good thing for a long time
 GamerCat88: oh banana naha na nah
 iconicshadow89: be the banana bread you want to bake in the world
 raulghoulia: I sleep in a bed with my wife
 ultraman324: You need to bake banana bread to unlock the bathroom
 KeytarCat: time to get banana BRED
 InconsiderateHat: At work, bro? Hell yeah.
drcthulu: banana and breadable
 MacbethSeemsSus: @ultraman324 I have to buy you bananas to go to the bathroom!?!
 GamerCat88: make the bros a loaf of banana bread
mulligan2six: Kids got no hops
 Mr_Horrible: he's a waif, dawg
MilkInBags: simply double jump irl
 Larkonus: Just back up a bit and triple jump, come on kid.
 lochnessseammonster: what's up gamers 
Ferisar: alright
 lochnessseammonster: how are the nopes tonight?
NeoKevlar: smoking some spliff with your pickle lighters?
MilkInBags: @drcthulu cursed
 kumatsu: but then Ferisar is gonna use the unflushable toilet
 Mr_Horrible: that means a doobie with "PICKLE?!"
 Mr_Horrible: PICKLE NO GOOD
 Mr_Horrible: it's a good'un
Ferisar: i would
 lochnessseammonster: but pickles are great
Ferisar: i said it earlier
Ferisar: i would literally open the top on the toilet and use the lid to flush it
 Mr_Horrible: betrayed instantly
Ferisar: buddy
 lochnessseammonster: 
Ferisar: ?????
 Omthebox: I'd piss in a drawer and leave that "puzzle" for you to solve.
 YawnLance: There's also no water
Ferisar: i'm knocking on your neighbor's door
Ferisar: "hey can i take a shit"
 GamerCat88: its just a hole in the ground
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are you sure this is a toilet?
 Mr_Horrible: okay this is seeming more intentional on your part
 Mr_Horrible: than just "a broken toilet"
drcthulu: the outside doors are also welded shut
Ferisar: is ben's house the PUZZLE MANSION?
 kumatsu: pop out for a cup of Toilet
 Saintnex: time to use it just to walk away to make you deal with it later lol
 gualdhar: wouldn't be the first time I pooped in an un-plumbed toilet
 Sethalidos: like I said working for Umbrella is the goddamn worst
 lochnessseammonster: this is truly a nightmare
Yoshi_Gal: Are all your toilets just ikea display toilets??
 Mr_Horrible: ohhhh the puzzle *is* the toilet
 Vinewood_OG: Dump Jigsaw over here
MilkInBags: ferisar would just keep his arms crossed and frown if he was kidnapped in SAW
 Mr_Horrible: I missed this update I thought the puzzle was still entering the bathroom
 ghyllnox: OH
 SquareDotCube: what if the seat doubles as a tile puzzle
 saucemaster5000: I once went to an escape room at a store selling toilets. They were using it as promotion
 Omthebox: They seem happy
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Should I bring something to Adam's party?" Well to start.....
 lochnessseammonster: 
 betweenmyself: to be fair, it IS pretty funny 
 RealGamerCow: I saw a news article about a guy that fell into an outhouse toilet at a campground trying to get his sunglasses today and I thought of the Vampire streams
 Serivus: You let them out?!?
 Scy_Anide: Didn't they play a toilet puzzle game on Watch & Play? It was about finding the toilet in a horror house and not pissing yourself.
 Mr_Horrible: *muffled* "ow"
kimmibeans: Girl Run!
 Mr_Horrible: they ate too many skittles and got hyper
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Saintnex: ook ook
 YawnLance: You know what's wrong with us
 xantos69: Lots of things
NeoKevlar: do you want a list?
 Kramburger: Chat stays in the oubliette
 saucemaster5000: yeah we're the weird ones puzzla mansion guy
Mister_BlueSky: Classic secret underground Umbrella facility tiiimmeee. I think they must have filled their punch card by now.
Ferisar: "i call this one the return of the obra's din 2 the toilet mystery" ben will say to me later this year
 kumatsu: yo they got the random pelicon flight cases?
NeoKevlar: man, she's going to leave nasty footprints on those nice white floors
kimmibeans: Wait, go back. The scary hallway had coffee!
 MacbethSeemsSus: a secret lab? In raccoon city?
 Serivus: It was a super bowl commercial
 Vinewood_OG: Stronk
 Kramburger: I have never heard of this ever before in my life
Vonbane: oh yeah the banana commercial
MilkInBags: ben do you think people that have a lot of kids get 'diluted' kids by the 5th
 lamina5432: the gib clones wents so well
 xantos69: Adam is a clone.
NeoKevlar: wait, did your reflect not have any hair there
 Larkonus: If you were a clone, you have to tell us. It's the law.
kimmibeans: You're both clones
caoinlean: I used to work in a biochemistry lab and can confirm you gotta clone a lot
 Scy_Anide: Good thing cloning is so cheap (I think it's like 40k for a dog, maybe more)
 iconicshadow89: Adam made the dinos into weapons inGen stooge
 Mr_Horrible: the crafting in 2 is basically a cloning process
 shendaras: You never tell the clone that they're a clone.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't tell Ben 3.2 about the other Bens
 xantos69: The other clones after him were named Bdam, Cdam, Ddam... and so on
 ghyllnox: Looks like the original tiktok video is gone, this is the closest I could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3B7M_dgeI
 Sethalidos: based on the toilet situation Adam used to work for Umbrella
 betweenmyself: the great thing is that all the papers you read in this flashback of a clone are added to your Documents file 
 ghyllnox: For the Pickle Lighter
 Mr_Horrible: Ben's inner monologue: "He tries my patience, but I do love him so"
kimmibeans: Technically they are fetuse
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Saintnex: I mean puzzle toilet? sooo many things
 saucemaster5000: poke ball babies
Yoshi_Gal: Pokeballs!
 Kramburger: Is Ian a failed Ben clone?
 WiJohn: & he still has teeth!
Ferisar: blonde bald man
MilkInBags: Ben looks like a young Architect from the Matrix
n3ther: why did you say blond lol
 Mr_Horrible: this one can still play video games, too. No sword-arms
 Darleysam: Shortest Ben lived longest
 lamina5432: thats where the ear went
 lochnessseammonster: 
The_Timo: version 2 of the 3 series Ben
 GamerCat88: like newborn baby blonde
caoinlean: Its usually batch.unit. so batch 3 unit 2
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah you have all the expected parts....
Ferisar: LMAO
n3ther: hahaha
 Kramburger: Bjald
Ferisar: what if you did though
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: you dont?
NeoKevlar: to balance it out, just shave your beard. you'll have old man head but a babyface
MilkInBags: Hair Colour: (Bald lol)
 Serivus: well it's the third generation of Bens, and there were like 30 of them.  You were just number 2 of generation 3
Ferisar: "what's your hair color i guess then?" "i shaved it all off"
 Mr_Horrible: Hair: if I HAD ANY
Ferisar: "i'm smooth"
Mister_BlueSky: Hair: God I wish
 circusofkirkus: Hair: N/A
 Larkonus: Hair: [Null]
7gorobei: you have hair in other places, it has a color
 SquareDotCube: Hair Color: ???
drcthulu: Hair Color: Cue Ball
 ghyllnox: If you don't have eyes do they say N/A?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hair: Skill Issue
 Mr_Horrible: we haven't
 betweenmyself: damn, I’m in my 40s and I’m pretty sure I’m still in pre-release alpha 
 Mr_Horrible: tough break
MilkInBags: my beauty relies 100% on my hair, if it goes, i go
 Vinewood_OG: Those flights to turkey don't sell themself.
 BusTed: the face does match a bit
kimmibeans: Apparently, you actually do put "bald" as your hair color on your ID if you are bald
 ButButTheJesus: the song "Still Alive" from Portal, that guy
 brainbosh: And then she died huh
 YawnLance: Look you hadn't played as Grace in a while
 xantos69: Has Johnathan released any new music in like... 10 years?
Mister_BlueSky: Fun fact: Speedrunners mod that section completely out
MilkInBags: me, after watching every marvel movie:
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sometimes you need to pad the game
 brainbosh: Unlock Bepis
 DoctorHutch: oh right, this is resident evil
drcthulu: You can unlock Elpis the clones could only unlock Bepis
 Mr_Horrible: "You can unlock Elpis at ARK. It's on Flavmo. You can watch it on Spoog. It's literally on Blundi."
MilkInBags: forever forehead
 kumatsu: time to embrace your Destiny 2
 lamina5432: it'd be good for comedy
 Saintnex: the future of ending the world via virus thing?
kimmibeans: I really want to give Grace a hug. She looks like she needs a hug
 Mr_Horrible: "Not what most people call me, but I'll take it"
n3ther: Neo wannabe
 YawnLance: Here we go gamers
 Scy_Anide: Oh shit, he's a vampire!
 MacbethSeemsSus: He said the line!
 Dog_of_Myth: here we go
 Mr_Horrible: not even 7 minutes?
NeoKevlar: As a bald person: everyone you meet for the first time will have no idea what you looked like with hair, so they don't think you'll look weird
Wrexadecimal: X GON GIVE IT TO YA
 xantos69: They did the thing
 betweenmyself: DUNDUN DUUUUUU
 NightValien28: ITS YA BOI
 ghyllnox: \o/
n3ther: X gonna give it to ya
 MacbethSeemsSus: *DMX Intensifies*
 BusTed: playin' all the hits
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Saintnex: OH YEA
 Strebenherz: huh
duiker6: have fun
 RainyMint: X GON GIVE IT TO YA
 gibbousm: where's his hat though?
MilkInBags: he got better?
 ghyllnox: HEEEEELLLLLL YEAAAAA
 ButButTheJesus: ♪ KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THA DOOR ITS REAL
n3ther: that would've broken his neck if he was a regular human
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, I think it's just a tyrant in a trenchcoat, but the man at least knows the beats
 MacbethSeemsSus: Knock knock open up the door it's real
Ferisar: they made another one it's all good
rustywir3s: Didn't even get a new hat
The_Timo: He's a BOW they can make more
 GamerCat88: maybe they cloned Mr. X too
n3ther: defeated just like Darth Vader that one time
 Rhynerd: they’re mass producable now.
 Mr_Horrible: no budget for a hat
KV1NN4: Probably cloned
 ghyllnox: Aww
kimmibeans: Is Leon made out of titanium? How the hell does he keep surviving this shit?
WearingCats_CwC: Like, cut in half with an elevator or something?
 brainbosh: Mr. Y now
NeoKevlar: maybe shein westker
Ferisar: he's burrowing
 brainbosh: or Mr. z
 Mr_Horrible: Temu Wesker, if you plug him into an electrical outlet he explodes
 Dog_of_Myth: 
KV1NN4: Didn't Wesker have a son?
 Rhynerd: or well, Mr. X’s are a common Bioweapon template to use in warfrare in the RE universe.
 Saintnex: Oh heck we back in the raccoon police department?
 GamerCat88: he is fast
 MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out you order them on Alibaba nowadays
drcthulu: Mr X aka the Cool Aid Man
duiker6: HE COMIN
 Mr_Horrible: he got the BIG STRIDE
 ghyllnox: Steppy
 xantos69: He got the scootie juice.
 Rhynerd: same goes for Lickers
The_Timo: @KV1NN4 Yeah but wesker is from a batch of children, this must be one of them
NeoKevlar: why would you take time to clothes him
NeoKevlar: Just asking
 GamerCat88: Mr. X wants to learn Teleport what move should Mr. X unlearn
kimmibeans: He just drained a Red Bull
 Rhynerd: @neokevlar presumably so others don’t feel awkward around a giant naked man
 betweenmyself: ouchies
n3ther: crunchy
 Mr_Horrible: close enough for Umbrella work
 BusTed: hm
 ghyllnox: No shit
MilkInBags: can you heal
 Saintnex: ow
 InconsiderateHat: the fuck
 GamerCat88: very Mortal Kombat
Wrexadecimal: Fatality D:
 NightValien28: holy shit
drcthulu: 
Ferisar: if you're struggling with a particularly tough enemy
 xantos69: Good sounds
 MacbethSeemsSus: Am Leon okay?
 circusofkirkus: nothing a little green herb can't fix
 RainyMint: D:
 empyreon: that'll buff out
 itsr67: got a sale at half off
 Mr_Horrible: bro thought you were a phone book
 ErynTzun: (⊙o⊙)
 Isaac3567: Lol yeah, purchase Kevlar to avoid being impaled
n3ther: straight out of the Fatality playbook
KV1NN4: @The_Timo Oh io missed that detail this whole time... sounds about right
 Saintnex: mooose
 GamerCat88: stag
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna keep it a buck with you
Ferisar: a john.... doe.......
 ButButTheJesus: elk
The_Timo: @KV1NN4 Lore from earlier games, In revelations 2 there's another wesker from the batch
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've got DMX on in the background and it makes this great
 Mr_Horrible: I mean you *DID* say you've been playing more DbD
 Sethalidos: he just wants to show you his anime collection
KV1NN4: @The_Timo Ah yeah i didn't see/play Rev 2
 Mr_Horrible: he's Mr X With Confidence Issues
 Darleysam: "yeah, I just ran into an X"
 RatherLargeToad: he’s not as young as he used to be.  needs a nap
 ErynTzun: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: !break
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 Saintnex: we cum? 
 ghyllnox: Idk that seems more aimed at the men
The_Timo: @KV1NN4 was a decent game, good asymm coop where only 1 person has a gun haha
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KV1NN4: @The_Timo I'll have to look up a playthru!
 Saintnex: also I’d like to imagine now that Mr. X has just been hanging out in the dilapidated police department the whole time now lol
 Saintnex: after the end of RE2
 Rhynerd: didn’t Mr.X die?
 Mr_Horrible: he's a renewable resource
The_Timo: @Rhynerd Yup, he's just a type of BOW
 Saintnex: probably, but I can’t remember so new head canon? lol
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, he's just a Tyrant
 Rhynerd: the RE 2 one in particilar
 Mr_Horrible: like, not even as specialized as Nemesis
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Mr_Horrible They invent horrible bioweapons but they're not wasteful
KV1NN4: "We're going to beed another Mr. X"
The_Timo: just like they make lots of lickers and stuff, they can make more Mr Xs
 circusofkirkus: can the toilet flush?
 Mr_Horrible: does the toilet at least work?
KV1NN4: the goalie in the soccer Redbull commercial looks like Fido Dido
 lamina5432: so nothing new
 DoctorHutch: adam is such a kind friend
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but does the toilet have a handle?
The_Timo: Oh you didn't give him the puzzle pieces for the toilet?
 ButButTheJesus: how... do you know that
 Mr_Horrible: "ah, my lexapiss"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: LRR Morning Huddle: Okay, whoever shit in the medicine cabinet...
 Kramburger: Great news, I just defeated Great Shinobi Owl in single combat
Ferisar: grats
 itsr67: congrats
 itsr67: owl... TWO!
 Mr_Horrible: nice, Kram
 xantos69: Ok chat assignment: Worst place to find that somebody shit.  I vote for inside a boot that you just slid your foot into.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Kramburger wark wark!
n3ther: Sekiro is a fun word to say
 Kramburger: Oh god no
 Kramburger: took like a dozen or so
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Mister_BlueSky: Definitely never to be seen again.
 betweenmyself: I don’t even remember who we’re talking about 
 Saintnex: who was that girl?
 protojman: whoa
 Mr_Horrible: "i'd recognize that skull anywhere"
drcthulu: get shot for free!
 Mr_Horrible: looks like robert... bit off more than he could chew 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leon, you literally shot a little girl like 3 hours ago....
 Nigouki: honestly this might have hit a bit harder if the remake wasn't super recent
 xantos69: I am very much mentally prepared for that.
 itsr67: I think leon did
 Omthebox: More guns to shove into the Leon Pocket
 Scy_Anide: He doesn't need therapy, he has like 10 guns.
 Mr_Horrible: what about the player character in the Dark Pictures?
 brainbosh: Only time I remember is in Until Dawn ye
 Omthebox: @Scy_Anide American motto right there
KV1NN4: Leon was in his 20s in 1998, he's never considered therapy
 xantos69: @Scy_Anide It worked for Zoidberg in that one episode.
The_Timo: sell ones you're not using, I think there is no buyback tax
 GamerCat88: is that gun powder or are you just happy to see me
mulligan2six: One in the chamber
 Mr_Horrible: 1 in the chamber probs
 Athelgar: ah yes, violent people with guns, self medicating and no therapy, exactly what we need
 dumbo3k: yeah, the +1 is the chamber
 Mr_Horrible: "Does not open from this side."
Mister_BlueSky: I think they expect you to sell when you get a better one.
 Omthebox: Look what I found
duiker6: his gun is bigger than yours
 xantos69: Go long bro
 RatherLargeToad: yeet!
 Saintnex: Wut
The_Timo: I mean for him yeah
The_Timo: why not
 Mr_Horrible: depends on the explosive
 Saintnex: that’s awesome
GrathXVI: Most stuff like that has a fuse that starts when it gets fired
 MacbethSeemsSus: He brought a spare
notpsion: arming circuits are a little more complex than that but also the guy is throwing a missile at you, so it's awesome
 Nigouki: it would not,  you need external arming
7gorobei: no, the fuse needs to be electrically armed
 betweenmyself: One would hope that a missile would be armed when fired
 Mr_Horrible: "NOOO MY JACKET"
 SquareDotCube: "I cast big missile"
 Saintnex: now that wouldn’t work at all
 Mr_Horrible: this is just late stage Mr X
 The_Color_Twelve: high exlposive wouldn't go off from impact but if theres a det cap triggered by impact I guess
Rexsplosion: "you're no nemesis", IMMEDIATELY becomes more Nemesis
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Dude that was real leather"
notpsion: summoning nemesis by saying he's not nemesis, truly powerful
 ButButTheJesus: haha gun go brrrrrr
 Omthebox: Dhalsims fireball but its a car
 GamerCat88: Mr. X out here witha  lobster claw arm
Ferisar: taco bell tuesday, and nemesis is here
 The_Color_Twelve: reinforced spine
 protojman: i like the part where Leon built up the strength to fight this guy by remembering all the horrors of re2
 MacbethSeemsSus: lol Ben
 Omthebox: Melee build
 Omthebox: Yoga Car
 Mr_Horrible: "you... give... lesson?"
 MacbethSeemsSus: reload axe
Ferisar: "IT'S TARGETING YOU"
Ferisar: thank you lmao
 Mr_Horrible: "I hope you have insurance!"
Ferisar: sorry pal...........
 xantos69: "Captain Hammer threw a car at my head"
 protojman: to quote brock samson "they hit me with a truuuckkkk"
 Mr_Horrible: "bro I was aura farming"
KV1NN4: This fight really illustrates America's over-dependence on cars
 protojman: melee!
 CaptainSpam: At some point, you have to question the very effectiveness of Umbrella's inventions in the first place if these singular doofuses keep destroying them.
 chaostreader: I just recently played through rise. I really enjoyed it.
 ButButTheJesus: melee killlllll
 Omthebox: Thank you Johnathan
 MacbethSeemsSus: Umbrella R&D: Seriously? His tiny axe?
 Mr_Horrible: did not like the loop in Rise
KV1NN4: @MacbethSeemsSus lol!
 Omthebox: But Malzeno tho 
notpsion: i made the mistake of going in blind to rise and picked hbg without really knowing about wirebug cancelling
 DaFhaye: Rise was stinky. Wire bug was not fun
notpsion: it was...not a pleasant experience
Ferisar: uh oh
 DaFhaye: Wilds has been really good
 xantos69: I'm at the orphanage... Not much here let me look for this buildings parents... OH NO!
 protojman: any leftover crock parts
 Mr_Horrible: Rise also tends to be the most divisive of the current gen
 Mr_Horrible: and in general
Ferisar: i liked batman dragon
 Omthebox: Its an 11/10 fight
Ferisar: whatever his name was
Ferisar: oh nice
 Omthebox: Fuckin teleports for the first time
 DaFhaye: @Mr_Horrible The biggest feeling I get from the community is if you give to much movement to players it gets to easy
 Toxxick: Hey, everyone needs to be humbled by a thunder monkey once
 CypherRaze: I don't mind some of the things that Wilds brought
 Omthebox: Rock beat Hunter
 Mr_Horrible: @DaFhaye not even too easy, just too arcadey. It's a spectacle fighter at that point, it's trying to ape DMC
 DaFhaye: I think Rajang is a good fight that tests players
Ferisar: it's time leon
 xantos69: I vote with Adam.  Go Around.
 RealGamerCow: at the very least walk on top of it
 Omthebox: End at the bottom probably
 Mr_Horrible: @DaFhaye add to that that the hunt loop was abysmal "go get your stupid fauna and birds or you're griefing" and then nothing in the zones was relevant outside of combat
Ferisar: LOL
 ghyllnox: Did you just pull the pin from a grenade and put it back in your pocket
 dumbo3k: @ghyllnox yup
 xantos69: Hold on chat.   Is Ben the problem?
 DaFhaye: @Mr_Horrible Yes I really feel that. I couldn't play it after a bit because it didn't feel like I was really playing
 lochnessseammonster: 
Rexsplosion: There's a sickness deep inside Ben if he thinks he would jump.
 Mr_Horrible: plant 87's brother?
 Nigouki: Ben there have been multiple structural failures in human history because people only considered static load and not dynamic load
 Mr_Horrible: wait, no, that was in the mansion
Ferisar: good bye leon
 DaFhaye: I would be on that floor and crawling so slow
 Dog_of_Myth: xantos lives rent free
 xantos69: Living rent free I guess
 Kramburger: He's not made, please do put in there that he's mad
 Mr_Horrible: how will our hero escape *this* time?
 Mr_Horrible: oh
Ferisar: hey he jumped once
Ferisar: :^)
 protojman: there it is
Rexsplosion: Nathan Drake eat your heart out.
 Mr_Horrible: I hear they're good up through 3, don't remember feelings on the 4th
 RealGamerCow: This game is very Uncharted coded
 Saintnex: 2 and 4 are the real standouts
 MacbethSeemsSus: Uncharted 1 plays terribly
 mrjujubeans: it was off the charts
Rexsplosion: @mrjujubeans BOO THIS PERSON!
 Mr_Horrible: Indiana Jones if it went the Joss Whedon writing school
 CypherRaze: It's a very cinematic game for sure
 Saintnex: yea 1 plays not great and 3s story was not great
 Mr_Horrible: always a squelch when we land
 Mr_Horrible: just wanna go somewhere not damp
 ghyllnox: How is he still getting signal
 Dog_of_Myth: Happy Pride
 Mr_Horrible: I don't think Leon would have a hard time finding a bottom
 xantos69: Can't we all just agree the Uncharted is just Tomb Raider without heart.
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: let's be realistic
 JKBalch:  
NonchalantAvenger: howdy ben! howdy adam!
 RealGamerCow: he also has a 5G tower up his Leon hole
Rexsplosion: A man that looks like Leon can find the bottom VERY QUICKLY by just saying "hello".
 radioshackraider: WDYM finally? I've been watching you two stream for ages
NonchalantAvenger: yey i still got 1h of lets nopee
 lochnessseammonster: @Mr_Horrible he is the bottom
The_Timo: things can only make noise if they have vocal chords?
NonchalantAvenger: just got back from a wedding... so much horsies
Ferisar: "i want to communicate with the plants"
 Mr_Horrible: as we know, trees do not make noise 
Ferisar: the plants: "BRRGRGRRGRG"
 MacbethSeemsSus: They had extra budget at the end of the month
 Mr_Horrible: the bride and the groom rode off to defend Rohan
 lochnessseammonster: are they single?
 JKBalch: They really wanted to remake that musical
 SnackPak_:  horse wedding
NonchalantAvenger: A LOT OF K
Ferisar: lol
 dumbo3k: I wonder what a Centaur wedding looks like
 xantos69: I get that plan.  A scientist at Umbrella was crap at keeping his ficus alive so he figured "hey why not give it vocal cords?"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Ferisar: good job
 ButButTheJesus: Shadowfax officiated
NonchalantAvenger: yes
Ferisar: LMAO
 korvys: The special horse meth
drcthulu: Taking horse pills obviously
 Mr_Horrible: I mean presumably it was for the horses
 exeJayce: I think Adam's just jelly he's not invited to horse weddings
 Mr_Horrible: that's what it's *nominally* for
 xantos69: Ok chat.  We found the real problem.
 lochnessseammonster: damn 
n3ther: some people just live a different life than the rest
 ICitizenErasedI: maybe its a horse wedding
NonchalantAvenger: they had choclate shrooms on the bar... it was that kinda wedding
 exeJayce: nice
 Omthebox: I dont like horses because I rode one at a family reunion as a kid, it was awful they're so tall.
NonchalantAvenger: u don't know what ur missing
 SnackPak_: thats a long commitment
 ICitizenErasedI: "if you oppose to this union, say neigh"
 lochnessseammonster: depends whose wedding
Vandristine: Did the guests know there were shrooms?
 exeJayce: I feel like I would in the safety of my home so I can just go crash out in bed
 Athelgar: at a wedding, around horses
 Mr_Horrible: yeah who would do that
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: What if you only do shrooms at weddings
drcthulu: just a little horsing around\
 Vinewood_OG: Who would do that?
 exeJayce: yeah I don't take edibles unless I know I'm going to sleep or doing absolutely NOTHING for the rest of the evening
NonchalantAvenger: core  friends-group member wedding.. was very fun
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: that's because he doesn't need to say anything to take you off payroll 
n3ther: Graham was wielding his power in silence
 lochnessseammonster: 
 lamina5432: naive naive adam
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ContingentCat: Yeah I figured if he had anything to say he'd save it for offline
 Dog_of_Myth: Employee evaluations are going to be interesting. 
 korvys: of LRR?
Vandristine: that is God's strongest axe
ReillyBee_Art: mmmm time to enjoy the penjamin and get further freaked out by horrific squelchy plant monstrosities
NonchalantAvenger: @Vandristine yes big sign that said "contains" and a mushroom emoji
 CypherRaze: Or Pennifer
 ContingentCat: The legal name of the pen yeah
ReillyBee_Art: LMAO
 CypherRaze: LMAO
 MrSarkhan: DAMN
Rexsplosion: only heard like 19 year olds call it Penjamin, to be fair
 RealGamerCow: wow
 Mr_Horrible: he's got you there, champ
 ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sir, I need to report a murder
 Mr_Horrible: he's been online
ReillyBee_Art:    oh my I seem to have started something
drcthulu: got'em
 xantos69: Add this clip to Ben being the problem.
 ContingentCat: 
 Vinewood_OG: "Hello, the police"
 lochnessseammonster: my 37 year old ass just crumbled to dust
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben, he's 21
Rexsplosion: oh, I didn't realize Adam and I are the same age.
 lochnessseammonster: i did not know that either 
Rexsplosion: Whaddup!
 protojman: 
RebekahWSD: I'm turning 40 this year and I hate the passage of time
Ferisar: oh shit are we the same age?
 exeJayce: god I love you two so much LMAO after the shit news I got this week (my uncle's got stage four prostate cancer), I love that I can tune in and ALWAYS have a good laugh
 xantos69: Boss plant?
Ferisar: pog
 CypherRaze: I'm in my mid 30s but feel like I'm in my 80s
 HortonFearsACoup: "Plant, talk to me bro"
 ButButTheJesus: I'm off to bed, night night all 
 exeJayce: I'll be 33 but my legs think they're in their 80s
 lamina5432: green thumbgeneering
 Gaelan_Maestro: where is a flame thrower when you need it
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm sorry you feel that way"
 betweenmyself: as a 44 year old I can confidently say “What are these things the kids are saying?  I’m cold and scared.”
 CypherRaze: I have an appointment for it
Raincoast_Bear: Hi nope Bros. Watch out for the zombie plants.
 exeJayce: I also looked into it, my legs are just super bad
 CypherRaze: I've got an infected tooth that I'm waiting on the dentist for
RebekahWSD: Food is amazing, I hate how much my brain loves it
 Omthebox: As somebody who just ate. I love food too
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ReillyBee_Art:     my partner (long term LRR fan) is jealous I got yelled at on stream
 lochnessseammonster: i definitely feel like i need to take care of my body more, but i feel better in my 30s than any other time in my life
 xantos69: Are the zombie plants in the room with us now?
 hieroglyphica: I started eating better about 4 months ago and I'm down about 12lbs, it's worth it
 lochnessseammonster: getting older is not bad 
ReillyBee_Art: LOL
ReillyBee_Art: Doubly not single
 CypherRaze: I've missed this bit.
 Omthebox: DOUBLE
 ghyllnox: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: I can give them the keys to my account the next time I get shot
Rexsplosion: getting older is very preferable to the alternative
 ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: give em the timeout
 lochnessseammonster: 
ReillyBee_Art: They're not even watching right now they're so innocent lmao
 Mr_Horrible: he's turning both keys at the same time
ReillyBee_Art: You'll have to beat it out of me old man
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm taking a life tonight"
 exeJayce: ooooh
 CypherRaze: LMAO
 ghyllnox: Oh guilt and innocence mean nothing here
ReillyBee_Art:  (affectionate)
 exeJayce: thems fighting words
 Mr_Horrible: that's mix
 HortonFearsACoup: Gottem!
 lochnessseammonster: 
ReillyBee_Art: GOOD
 xantos69: I smell a hard ban coming in fast
 NorthstarTex: Dayum, chat's got hands today
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 ReillyBee_Art: I HAVEN'T EVEN
 ReillyBee_Art: lol
 Mr_Horrible: it's a performance enhancing drug 
NonchalantAvenger: so much is happeneing right now
 ReillyBee_Art:          I wish I did I'd be SOBBING laughing
 RealGamerCow: on the Oede
 lochnessseammonster: this making me want to take an edible but i'm still technically working 
 Mr_Horrible: this is the future Spencer wanted
 SnackPak_: I blame the coke arc
 lamina5432: lets nope gets real
 exeJayce: I shall have an edible for you
Rexsplosion: I used to play bass for "Ketamine at the horse wedding"
 ReillyBee_Art: @Dog_of_Myth Thank you hehehe  I appreesh
 thatguysteve2709: I could use hard drugs arlt the moment anyone holding
 CypherRaze: I took an edible earlier and had two Uncrustables
 thatguysteve2709: Just kidding please do not respond to that
 Mr_Horrible: does it make you always ADS on the rifle?
 exeJayce: @CypherRaze those things are great
 xantos69: Ben you can't just shoot the plant in the mouth over and over without consent.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta weave bob
 Saintnex: it’s not been Adam’s stream, first he keeps getting reminded that he sleeps alone and now he’s getting called old man 
 CypherRaze: @exeJayce They're one of the few things I can eat because of my tooth
 Mr_Horrible: 
Raincoast_Bear: Great now Ben's dead. are you happy now?
 lamina5432: we bully adam comrade
Rexsplosion: Adam bullies chat, chat bullies adam. It's the circle of cat.
 ReillyBee_Art: Wheeler so started it
 exeJayce: man sleeping alone SUCKS especially when you got used to sleeping next to another person, I actually feel bad for Adam
Rexsplosion: *chat
 Mr_Horrible: "How's the bed? Cold, I trust?"
 kumatsu: @Rexsplosion minor spelling mistake
NonchalantAvenger: i have another wedding on thurseday... and today's was supposed to be the CHILL one..
 lamina5432: I showered today
 Mr_Horrible: okay Mr Semantics
The_Timo: I bet you're old
 ghizmou: sleeping alone is great when it's hot af
Rexsplosion: @kumatsu NOOOOOOO!!! DON'T NOTICE IT!!!!
 betweenmyself: he may be old and alone, but he can crush a frozen watermelon between his thighs 
ShadowFirelaw: <message deleted>I'm here to get yelled at by Adam
 ReillyBee_Art: Impressive as hell. Thank you for using your thighs to save lives
 lochnessseammonster: my mom just got back from montreal and told me she saw a bunch of dead by daylight posters on the metro "which i assume is a video game" 
 Mr_Horrible: if you show up to Oki Oki on Friday, Ben, Nelly can probably teach you how to punish that
 Mr_Horrible: it *is* a capcom game, after all
 AtomicAlchemical: Could be worse. At least Adam's not looksmaxxing
varmintx0: I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad
 xantos69: I liked this boss better when it was on Metroid Prime 1
Raincoast_Bear: Adam is the Chun Li of ,LRR
 thatguysteve2709: Why are we fighting the thorian, mass affect has changed
Raincoast_Bear: Thighs
 Saintnex: massive thighs
 Mr_Horrible: but they *are* strong
 exeJayce: that's offensive to the thorian LOL
notpsion: im glad i wasnt the only one to think mass effect
 Mr_Horrible: you can also hazanchu
 Saintnex: big enough to crush watermelon
 HortonFearsACoup: Money can be exchanged for goods and services
 iconicshadow89: you have multikicker
 Mr_Horrible: which is weird we don't mention that more
 AtomicAlchemical: how many of your coworkers have crushed a watermelon on stream
ShadowFirelaw: <message deleted>And ogle Leon's butt :>
 Astramentha: Adam u can literally crush a watermelon
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why didn't Leon start with the fire
 Mr_Horrible: plants already feel that, Adam
Ferisar: plant life*
 Orlantia: If anything, Adam is the 'Gief of lrt
 Mr_Horrible: he don't got internet, Ben
 lamina5432: it was just the air leaking from the vocal cords
 Nigouki: the smell of cut grass is grass warning eachother that damage is happening
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it can't be evil if it can
Rexsplosion: oh, it's the big metal sphincter!
 kumatsu: time for Adam for the late career pivot to Resident Evil Scientist
 betweenmyself: plant has mouth, must scream
 Mr_Horrible: you've heard me talk before, hoss
 thatguysteve2709: I don't want to cure cancer, I just want to turn people into dinosaurs
 chaostreader: umbrella is the epitome of “but I don’t want to cure cancer”
 ghizmou: without pain, you can't train by fear
 lamina5432: while 4 owls circle him
itira: evening everyone
Bearudite: this is some get smart door sequence
 Mr_Horrible: Adam "Trustworthy and Truthful" Savidan
 MacbethSeemsSus: @chaostreader "Guys I accidentally cured cancer AGAIN"
 Nigouki: that is a needlessly complicated orifice door
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: I like that it *immediately* transitioned from busted-out tunnel to pristine infrastructure
ShadowFirelaw: <message deleted>I was told I'd be yelled at.
 ReillyBee_Art: I am sorry to Adam, but even more sorry to chat
 Mr_Horrible: "It wasn't meant to be found" *giant labelled door*
 HortonFearsACoup: Where'd everybody go? Bingo?
 ReillyBee_Art: OH NO
itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 exeJayce: bahahahaha
 SnackPak_: o7
 Saintnex: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 ghyllnox: o7
 JKBalch: o7
 empyreon: o7
 lochnessseammonster: o7
 CypherRaze: o7
 NorthstarTex: o7
 MrSarkhan: o7
drcthulu: o7
 lamina5432: o7
 Vinewood_OG: o7
 shendaras: 
 xantos69: tough break kid
itira: o7
 ghizmou: o7
 Astramentha: o7
 thatguysteve2709: Well that's one way to do it
 Mr_Horrible: "Oh no, the obvious end of the bit!" 
Rexsplosion: o7
 lochnessseammonster: get fucking blasted
 idontgetmyrealname: o7
itira: finally, someone to take the heat off me
 ReillyBee_Art: OMG please
 ghyllnox: 
 RealGamerCow: That sniper was *waiting*
 kumatsu: @itira quick, call Adam old man
 lochnessseammonster: 
Rexsplosion: Very good of them to log in and take their lumps
 lamina5432: gotta see the follow through
 ReillyBee_Art: Not them suffering for MY indolence TuT
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh this part
drcthulu: The tanning bed room
 AtomicAlchemical: you know, usually you have to pay a lot of money for that kind of service
 Mr_Horrible: Leon comes out looking like a cat that just got groomed
 Mr_Horrible: just super puffy
 iconicshadow89: this is the room where you get cubed]
Raincoast_Bear: I was hoping for lasers....
Rexsplosion: you gotta face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
 Serivus: definitely not the waffling laser hallway from the resident evil movie
Vandristine: How powerful is Umbrella like, how do they keep making money for this stuff
 ghizmou: hopefully nothing wakes you up
 The_Color_Twelve: I always fall asleep in MRIs
 betweenmyself: Ben peddling through the car wash on his bike
 xantos69: I want so very much to have a "car wash" but for people.  No not a shower.  You know what I mean.
 Mr_Horrible: they were a pharmaceutical conglomerate (as a front, at least)
Vandristine: does the world STILL not know what they did?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Saintnex: pharma company that has more money than god apparently
The_Timo: @Vandristine Pharma and Selling bio weapons
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 The_Color_Twelve: lab and fight a wall of snot
Ferisar: it's not very long
Ferisar: none of them are tho
 Nigouki: pharmaceutical companies tend to be an extension of giant chemical conglomerates
 CypherRaze: aren't most RE games pretty short though?
  Juliamon: It *is* fairly short
Ferisar: yeah they're made to be replayable easily
 ReillyBee_Art: I was genuinely a little worried for my partner for a sec but they are very amused 
Forlorgen: 20 hrs average
 thatguysteve2709: Who wants to help me pack I could use extra hands
 MacbethSeemsSus: Since it's been said, you're surprisingly close to the end
The_Timo: @Vandristine Oh Umbrella the company is gone in lore, but still some loons with an agenda around
sanguine_sandman: there’s still a good bit.  you’re maybe 2/3-ish through
 lochnessseammonster: that's how they can make so many
Bearudite: here for a good time not a long time
 Kramburger: Not very long? I just got back are you talking shit about me again?
 Saintnex: yea, RE games only feel long because of… reasons
 Mr_Horrible: you'll have enough time to beat Bloodborne again before your next game
 lamina5432: personel?
 Mr_Horrible: "He's not very tall..."
itira: 
 Saintnex: wooow
 MacbethSeemsSus: "You gotta keep that loose cannon under control on Tuesdays"
 HortonFearsACoup: Very on brand
 Mr_Horrible: got the L-virus
 Saintnex: Adam actively stirring lrr drama lol
 lochnessseammonster: nah it's like when the teacher sits the star pupil with the class clown
 Kramburger: "Graham keeps calling am an anchor for some reason?"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: average is relative, shrimp
 exeJayce: can't y'all just take out your rage during PUBG night or something?
WearingCats_CwC: "We hear you sleep alone, so we're replacing you with David, who fucks"
 Toxxick: Average Height Guys Unite!
Rexsplosion: Ben "average" Ulmer
 protojman: i would smash some pancakes right now
Rexsplosion: 6'4" baby!
 ghyllnox: That is not short
notpsion: I like how that's only average in the context of lrr, because 5'10 is not short lol
 RealGamerCow: Ben, as someone who is average height as well, be happy that everything is made for you
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man, I can reach cabinets and fit in cars....
 Toxxick: I had someone say that 5'9 was short the other day and I was very confused
 ghyllnox: You just work with giants
 Toxxick: Im certainly not tall, but short?
itira: @MacbethSeemsSus 
 HortonFearsACoup: Must be nice
 brainbosh: 5'11"  is average height for a NA adult male lol
 lochnessseammonster: it is
Barb4rian: Bringing down that LRR average
 idontgetmyrealname: I am 5'4", 5'10" is like kinda tall
 Mr_Horrible: new bit, Adam calls Ben "Pintsize" or "Pipsqueak" (dealer's choice) once per stream
Raincoast_Bear: 5'11" is above average iirc.
RebekahWSD: I'm 5'4", the national average for women, and everyone calls me short >:(
 Vinewood_OG: Almost tall
 Saintnex: as a male that is by every definition short, enjoy the averageness Ben lol
 Mr_Horrible: Ulmer, you have the floor
 SnackPak_: yes Benjamin
 Mr_Horrible: enlighten us
notpsion: I will definitely 100% not clip this out of context, ben
Rexsplosion: SPEAK INTO THE MIC, BEN
 radioshackraider: Ben you're massively taller than my whole family. I'm 5'3. and the second tallest
duiker6: we've never taken a thing out of context in our lives
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do it
 Vinewood_OG: Tall enough for a loving partner and a house full of pets
 Dog_of_Myth:  
itira: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Saintnex: 
 shendaras: woah
 ghyllnox: 
 HortonFearsACoup: Somebody take that out of context
 Mr_Horrible: clip it, add it to the doc
 lochnessseammonster: 
Rexsplosion: He recognizes his privledge
itira: hahahaha
 CypherRaze: The context? It's been taken out of
 xantos69: And so the pendulum swings back to Adam being the problem.
 lamina5432: check his forehead, see if he has a fever
 RealGamerCow: I make that joke all the time. "I'm an average height and weight white cis male, everything is made for me"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: we'll cancel one of you yet 
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair you're both probably the last people on earth to worry about it 
 lamina5432: cancel culture kind of has failed at this point
 Mr_Horrible: that fucker welched on his carpentry
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: where is he hiding D:
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The_Timo: He's dead lol
n3ther: I don't think anyone seriously worries about being canceled 
 RealGamerCow: I'm pretty confident that anyone in LRR would apologize pretty quickly and honestly if they fucked up
 kumatsu: no the holy shit is in the first aid kit
Vandristine: I mean the Romans already canceled him
 lochnessseammonster: is jesus in the room with us?
 JKBalch: Ben is Adam's personal Jesus
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: @Vandristine Jesus on the cross: "Oh so comedy's illegal now???"
 HortonFearsACoup: Quite
Ferisar: damn
 Serivus: leave the average guards alone
 MacbethSeemsSus: pretty elite
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: That's pretty elite
 shendaras: pretty elite
Ferisar: they might be pretty elite
 betweenmyself: somewhat elite
 Saintnex: very it would seem
Rexsplosion: i mean, that seems pretty elite
 xantos69: Meh these guards at like a 7 am i right?
Vandristine: that elite apparently
 Mr_Horrible: uh oh, they know where your head is
 CypherRaze: Ever so slightly elite
The_Timo: he has armor left lol
 Scy_Anide: Way more elite than Mr. X.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: tbf if someone shot me four times I'd probably die too
 HortonFearsACoup: Pack it up, boys
 betweenmyself: that elite guard was using an aimbot, reported! 
Bruceski: "No fair, I've been fighting squishy guys with claws. These have body armor and guns!"
 Mr_Horrible: twitch I am not editing the portrait layout, use your dumbass dev hours for that
 brainbosh: Somehow the guys with guns are harder to fight than the biological weapons they spend so much time on lol
 HortonFearsACoup: Use the axe! You put all those upgrades into it.
Vandristine: to be fair Leon hasnt had to fight humans in a while
 JKBalch: What happened to the melee build?
 Gaelan_Maestro: that poor server room 
Ferisar: he left for lunch
 xantos69: I am <happy/sad> that worked.
 MacbethSeemsSus: 47 gunshot wounds later
 Saintnex: that was… shockingly efficient lol
Ferisar: PoE2
 Mr_Horrible: serve
 HortonFearsACoup: Server? I hardly know her
  Juliamon: letting this stream happen, for one
 rosesmcgee: Think about everything server rooms have done to us
 xantos69: Well server rooms have put a roof over my head and fed my family.
duiker6: a liter of what?
Ferisar: A LITER AND A HALF
 CypherRaze: LOS baby
 iconicshadow89: elitre of cola
 CypherRaze: Liter a cola
Ferisar: idk why that was in caps
 Saintnex: leaker
 Dog_of_Myth: of piss
Raincoast_Bear: Sniper Eliter
 BusTed: liter cola
 MacbethSeemsSus: Captain, this guy's metric!
Vonbane: Super Troopers, nice
 RealGamerCow: Some IT person's phone is blowing up with alerts
Ferisar: ah fuck
 BusTed: hm
 CypherRaze: CLIP IT
duiker6: and what was that, adam
 MacbethSeemsSus: @RealGamerCow wait we've been paying for this cloud storage all this time
 shendaras: They can also shoot through the floor
 e_bloc: cant shoot through the floor with that attitude
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Gaelan_Maestro: @RealGamerCow the last thin IT needs is to fix exploded servers
Ferisar: that dude 100% jobbed for you there
Ferisar: pointed the wrong way and shot the wall
 xantos69: And now we watch Ben do his best James gameplay impression.
ShadowFirelaw: I'm baaaack
 Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar "Oh my god oh my god that's Leon Sex Kennedy! I'm gotta throw and then see if I can get an autograph!"
Rexsplosion: PUBG headshots?
 xantos69: James only does slow peaks in shooters.
Vandristine: James is bad at shooters?
 SnackPak_: yes
 Mr_Horrible: emerging from the grave
 ghyllnox: 
Ferisar: @Mr_Horrible loool
The_Timo: time out juggling
 MacbethSeemsSus: *picks up spray bottle*
 lochnessseammonster: 
7gorobei: 
 ReillyBee_Art: Oh Leon, I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave
 CypherRaze: Adam's finger slips. "oops"
Raincoast_Bear: Yeah, Bob? We need you to reboot the servers on sub level 64. Yeah passed the zombies. and the giant plants. yeah ASAP.
Ferisar: so anyway ben wanna play some OW
 lamina5432: well now I have to watch let's nope first monitor, steam went down for me
Ferisar: lmao
Ferisar: sorry adam the new hero looks cool
itira: 
Ferisar: i'm all in
Ferisar: (for like a week)
 MacbethSeemsSus: triple tapped you
Ferisar: nah
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, the Adam-Bait
Ferisar: the one with the motorcycle
DrLigmaPhD: I was away selling a bunch of Magic cards, what did I miss?
Ferisar: she throws it
Ferisar: actually
Vandristine: Newest hero out is the first female omnic
Vandristine: Shion
The_Timo: Wario?
 Mr_Horrible: they put the big evil sword lady underneath a box propped up with a stick tied to a string
Ferisar: you git it
notpsion: hey
The_Timo: or DMC with motorcycle weapon lol
Ferisar: alright
Ferisar: minor spelling mitake
 Mr_Horrible: he don't use git, Ferisar
 Mr_Horrible: that's the office licker
 Mr_Horrible: it's like a bodega cat
 Mr_Horrible: Leon's going for that oscar, Adam
 dumbo3k: maybe you can deliberately release the licker and it'll eat the guards?
DrLigmaPhD: Think about what you did, gamer! You killed Leon!
 xantos69: Honestly, what about holding here and baiting them.
 Mr_Horrible: "oh noooo~~~ I dieeeeeed~~~~ Restart? Restart? Restart?""
Ferisar: oh the sword lady is also italian adam
 dumbo3k: the loading screen had a tutorial for shooting red capsules
 MacbethSeemsSus: happy pride
Ferisar: hoohohoho
Rexsplosion: Licker came out cause it's PRIDE BABY!
 Mr_Horrible: so proud of the licker
 JKBalch: Usually through a spout
 Mr_Horrible: she says "Buca di Beppo" when she ults
Ferisar: nice beats btw
 xantos69: Wouldn't Adam prefer an eastern European lady so he can speak in her language to him?
Ferisar: i mean his favorite is zarya @xantos69
DrLigmaPhD: There is a myth in Sicily of a woman who found out her man had another family so she beheaded him and used his head as a planter.
Vandristine: well the game developer decided
 e_bloc: also, where did he go
 Mr_Horrible: oh nice, the Licker *does* attack them
DrLigmaPhD: So large Italian woman being violent has precedent
 Mr_Horrible: we love a little targeted mutant action
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lickitung! use murder!
 Dog_of_Myth: Damn Ben
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: The oooooold dick twist!
 JKBalch: flawless reflexes Ben
duiker6: elite soldier jump scare
Ferisar: leon picks it up, throws it
 e_bloc: the elite dick
DrLigmaPhD: Westworld lookin type shit
 xantos69: no dingaling
 Mr_Horrible: but I *love* leaving designated areas
 Mr_Horrible: Space Jesus?
ShadowFirelaw: "Aww no weiner" story of my life
 Mr_Horrible: (not joking)
Ferisar: im out
The_Timo: I'm in
Raincoast_Bear: Westworld vibes
 Nigouki: imagine the money for this fucking decor
Ferisar: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: turns around
 lochnessseammonster: nope
Ferisar: the duality of man
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's like a Raytheon loby
 far2muchsarcasm: Turn right around
 Mr_Horrible: loby?
 xantos69: Bro.  They will be paying you like 750k a year.
 e_bloc: how much are we talking
 Mr_Horrible: fuck this I'm going to bed
 rosesmcgee: It's just called Bodies
The_Timo: It was at Van for a while
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta be offering at least six figures to not turn around
ShadowFirelaw: I went to that for school it was neat
 e_bloc: 240k and 4 weeks vacation and I'm in
 ContingentCat: Oh yeah I saw that it's really cool
 betweenmyself: been to two Body Works exhibits, pretty interesting
DrLigmaPhD: The states of fetal development were great
 Mr_Horrible: taking note of what visuals to put in my horror game to really get Ben on Tuesdays 
 MacbethSeemsSus: high six figures
 spethycakes: BodyWorlds
Forlorgen: Ill be watching some video swallows next week lol
 spethycakes: World*
 xantos69: Well now I'll do it for FREE.
Ferisar: how about 7 figures
 e_bloc: same, I'd do a lot for that
 Goombill: Gives real old school MTG art vibes
 Mr_Horrible: "question 1: did the skeletons presenting ass arouse you?"
 shendaras: 7 at least
 Pheonix888: major red flag
 Nigouki: this is billionaire behaviour
DrLigmaPhD: I'm applying at Spirit Halloween corporate?
 Saintnex: 500k at least
 lochnessseammonster: no thanks
 Scy_Anide: The lobby of Meta
 xantos69: I mean they don't *Eat* the people they kill right.
 Serivus: you don't know how evil they are, they're paying you for grunt work
 e_bloc: I worked for a defense contractor for 4 months, can't be much worse
 Mr_Horrible: I mean that's basically Palantir
 HortonFearsACoup: The receptionist is cackling and twirling their mustache
 Mr_Horrible: they're about as subtle
 lochnessseammonster: wow ben 
The_Timo: HUNK!
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's Hunk!
Rexsplosion: HUNK!
Ferisar: it's HUNK
duiker6: melee build
Bruceski: @e_bloc I mean I have, technically, worked on nuclear weapons.
 shendaras: umbrella wasn't really great to its employees
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leon Hunk also has an axe!
Rexsplosion: THE GRIMREAPER HISSELF!
 betweenmyself: sadly you missed the TOFU easter egg back at RCPD 
 Mr_Horrible: wish they had a remix of Looming Dread playing for this fight
 BusTed: they're having a quip-off
 Mr_Horrible: but eh, whaddya gonna do?
 e_bloc: @betweenmyself darn I missed that section I didnt see if they showed up
Rexsplosion: Hunks' like: "Lemme show you a REAL melee build."
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sherry what do I do, this guy can also parry
 Mr_Horrible: he's giving you the Doofenshmirtz
 e_bloc: its like they weren't sure if the game was be good so they went full nostalgia just in case
 Mr_Horrible: it feels more "victory lap" to me, but yeah, it can be a little much
Ferisar: he's a handsome guy
 e_bloc: at midnight "we kill hunk, we go home"
ShadowFirelaw: Is this the game where they tied him to a chair?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leon looks good, but could we add a bad ai filter over the entire screen?
 Mr_Horrible: yes
 xantos69: They never really talk about what the rest of the world is like in the RE universe.  Are there still totally normal cities and zombie free places?
ShadowFirelaw: They knew what they were doing
 Mr_Horrible: @MacbethSeemsSus "Computah, show me Leon mewing"
Ferisar: @xantos69 oh yeah
Ferisar: most of the world is fine
Ferisar: ish
 MacbethSeemsSus: @xantos69 The game starts in normal "definitely not chicago"
Rexsplosion: @MacbethSeemsSus or some twitter moron yassifies him because he's not "pretty enough" like they do to Alloy or other female protags
 BusTed: 
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 Mr_Horrible: it's a thing the whole world is *aware* of
 ghizmou: fatality
 shendaras: 
 brainbosh: RIP Hunk
 BusTed: melee. build.
 ghyllnox: Yoooooooo
 Saintnex: fuck you Hunk!
 MrSarkhan: melee build!
itira: XD
duiker6: meleest build
 e_bloc: meeeeleeee
 lochnessseammonster: 
n3ther: rewarded
 xantos69: But can we duel weild?
 SquareDotCube: double axe!
 JKBalch: Weird fidget spinner
 betweenmyself: sadly it’s not as good as the upgraded axe
 brainbosh: Better than unupgraded axe
 ghyllnox: It said it had exceptional parry abilities
Ferisar: you cannot upgrade it unfortunately
Ferisar: it's worth 30k
Ferisar: 
 e_bloc: countless lives
mulligan2six: Not as good as the hatchet from Canadian Tire
 ReillyBee_Art: Have a good night y'all     thank you for the laughs tonight
 darkcyril: It's a Unique, Adam.
 darkcyril: Gawsh
 brainbosh: It's better than vanilla axe
Ferisar: i think if you didn't upgrade your axe it's also just a way better option
 Mr_Horrible: Adam that's like half of PoE unique names
Rexsplosion: is his body gone?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also....that wasn't Hunk. They chickened out
 Omthebox: Not as good as a solid rare weapon smhj
 e_bloc: not having it is
Rexsplosion: i thought you did a loop and it wasn't there
 Mr_Horrible: "This staff annihilated an entire star" "okay but it doesn't have +7 gem levels"
 Mr_Horrible: "Luke, I am a knockoff"
duiker6: "this is where we are, grace"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yes, we are here
 CypherRaze: ayyy it's Weskar Jr.
 protojman: is his mother Jenova
 ICitizenErasedI: temu wesker
 Omthebox: Okay optimus
 protojman: is he going to turn the planet into a ship and fly through space
Buxx345: Bepis
 ghyllnox: Pepis
 CypherRaze: Wesker the Jester
 Mr_Horrible: "Gobbler Season At Wa Wa"
 Laurence72: The creator desires pasta
 Saintnex: BEPIS
Raincoast_Bear: I hear the Racoons cartoon theme everytime they say Racoon City.
 e_bloc: can't lose bepis
 ICitizenErasedI: buttsbutts is obviously the password
 betweenmyself: sorry, we’re out of Elpis, is Coke okay?
 Larkonus: It's password123, obviously.
 e_bloc: the password is my axe
Rexsplosion: tha dangly earring kind of took me out
 thatguysteve2709: You got let the people have gobbler season at wawa
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's hair, like Bayonetta
 xantos69: That would mean he is naked.
 ghizmou: so he s naked right now?
 fcloud: "i picked the wrong day to stop huffing t-virus"
 lochnessseammonster: thanks i hate it 
duiker6: leon, it's rude to cough up blood on their superweapon
 protojman: that's basically a cape
 lamina5432: so he nakey
 e_bloc: meanwhile we get punched once and cough up blood
DrLigmaPhD: Carnage did the suit thing actually
n3ther: so smol
 Mr_Horrible: Grace no, Persona *4* is the one getting remade
Buxx345: we are Wesker - and we must be pretty
 e_bloc: really one bullet
duiker6: this is possibly the worst plan leon has come up with all game
 lochnessseammonster: weeeeee
 e_bloc: this is 100% a leon plan
 fcloud: he ruined that whole huge thing with one round from a sidearm
 The_Color_Twelve: he's an old pro at this
Ferisar: "whatever man"
 Scy_Anide: Can't be a bad plan if it's just no plan at all
Bruceski: Nothing bad ever happens to Leon Kennedy
 Mr_Horrible: "fair dinkum, mr kennedy"
 lochnessseammonster:  
 fcloud: not the best engineered giant robotic arm
 Pheonix888: ummmmm nice "plan"
 Saintnex: mans like "What the fu-"
 darkcyril: Leon "I've Had Worse" Kennedy
 xantos69: Betcha Leon learns something this game.
 ghyllnox: "... worth of surgery is in my future"
Mai_Andra: directly into the incinerator...
Spolin: nap time
 e_bloc: one of the next couple RE's should start with him just getting shot in the head
 BusTed: 
 Omthebox: ew
 Omthebox: You cant park here
 lamina5432: adam killed leon
 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
 CypherRaze: HOLY SHIT
Rexsplosion: Adam finds out he's a god.
 Dog_of_Myth: DAMN
 MrSarkhan: 
itira: oh my fucking god
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 ghyllnox: 
 BusTed: wp
 CypherRaze: that is a primo joke
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: congrats, Streamers: you're *both* funny today
 Omthebox: Gg
 Pheonix888: that is not the recovery position
 fcloud: "how long was i out?" "six months. i've been eating the flesh walls. they're not bad actually"
 Omthebox: Th-that stance
 e_bloc: well, Adam found his peak funny in the same stream Ben exposed his
 Isaac3567: She stutters alot in this, it feels like almost every line
Ferisar: too bad no one ever says "looking a little dead, kennedy" to him
itira: 
Raincoast_Bear:   
Buxx345: hello fellow kids
 Mr_Horrible: I think you made a pretty reasonable difference, Leon
Ferisar: yeah
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sadly, yes
 fcloud: what's the matter kennedy, having trouble standing? you can always leon me 
Rexsplosion: Good callback to the Kendo shop speech he gives Ada in the 2 remake
  SmithKurosaki: even9in;
 betweenmyself: Can’t you see I’m hurting inside?  I got Cancer of the Feels!
duiker6: they've said it a few times. no one really notices
 CypherRaze: @fcloud get out
 Saintnex: 50+ year old Leon just still just reliving his prime years of RE2 lol
Barb4rian: No regerts!
 Serivus: I mean... it would be the easiest thing in the world to destroy.  "Oh, the password is 'regret'" and watch it blow up
 fcloud: "if anything, um, *else* happens to me"
 Saintnex: Finish the fight!
 BusTed: ggs
 shendaras: 
Raincoast_Bear: Yeah! Fun!
 lamina5432: adam got bullied so very fun
Mai_Andra: 
ShadowFirelaw: Thanks for the stream!
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 MacbethSeemsSus: Next week's going to be a short stream haha
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
 betweenmyself: you’re playing on the difficulty with auto-saves turned on, should be good
sanguine_sandman: I just ordered the Jobby the Jublin shirt ❤️
 e_bloc: a secret lair of items
 Omthebox: byerls
 Dog_of_Myth: W+P next week.
 CypherRaze: Adam popped off
 Mr_Horrible: seems like a slobberknocker format
 CypherRaze: Like legit
Mai_Andra: Arena stopped working for me with the Marvel update... 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 e_bloc: so we locked in the betrayer
 e_bloc: yeah james is going to vancouver
itira: 
Mai_Andra: so was James
 Mr_Horrible: he hates The Beautiful Game
 e_bloc: did he invite Alex
 BusTed: ggs ggs
 Mr_Horrible: that literally just happened
 BusTed: 🤝
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ya, but when it goes 6-0...
 Saintnex: I love soccer, but I hate the last few world cups
 e_bloc: it ain't coming home
 Saintnex: also technically it can only end 0-0 during the group stages lol
 Jennie_Fuchsia: England doesn’t clean up after themselves like Scotland did 
 xantos69: I played soccer for like 9 years.  I hate soccer.
 Mr_Horrible: FOOT DIVE
 BusTed: need a new bit now
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it peaked with the milk 
 shendaras: 
 ghyllnox: 
 xantos69: you sure can
itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: you can't really crush fruits for another week anyway
 ContingentCat: Sir
 SnackPak_: that did happen
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: !clip]
 Laurence72: You will NEVER top the milk
 ContingentCat: Our taint?
 exeJayce: Ben....
 e_bloc: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
Mai_Andra: You must look away when you say it.
duiker6: attainder
 empyreon:  our taint, comrade
 MacbethSeemsSus: That gif of the milk pouring out lives rent free in my head
 Saintnex: our taint comrade
sanguine_sandman: this conversation is tainted
7gorobei: softcell's Tainted Love takes on new meaning now
 Omthebox: Hi
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 ContingentCat: Thanks boys 
 e_bloc:   
itira: ok byeee
 ErynTzun: 
 empyreon:   
 Mr_Horrible: you've got spears to chuck, big dog
Rexsplosion: i care
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream  
 Laurence72: (waves)
 Mr_Horrible: get on home
 ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 xantos69: Adam is a big strong man.
 DaFhaye: I'll wait
 MrSarkhan:  
Rexsplosion: no
 ContingentCat: 
Rexsplosion: make me
itira: no you
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm grabbing my coat
 lamina5432: gnight
 WiJohn: Nope
 Laurence72: Where'sthe door??
 GasCityGaming: Never
 Nigouki: undermining a person is just going for the taint
 ghyllnox: He is, he made milk come out
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DaFhaye: Adam big strong
 empyreon: no 
 Omthebox: Ur taint
 WiJohn: Gotta close the hatch
 Astramentha: you’re not my real dad
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Rexsplosion: well...?
 DaFhaye: You said we don't have to
 serramarkov: Sorry, was listening for secret Paul.
 Laurence72: I think I'm lost...
 e_bloc: here for the taint podcast
itira: i have important work to do watching these ads
 DaFhaye: Hope everyone has a nice night
 RealLegitStreamer: I can’t find the remote so I guess I live here now
 Laurence72: Jump scare?
 DaFhaye: It's a good home to get lost in
 Serivus: with a toilet that doesn't flush
 Laurence72: Is this what the back rooms are like?
 DaFhaye: If you are stuck here it's almost like a digital backrooms right?
 RealLegitStreamer: do the Backrooms have a bathrooms?
 Laurence72: 
 DaFhaye: Do you think Adam is still watching?
   LoadingReadyRun: I am
 Laurence72: Who wouldn't wan to watch this?
 ContingentCat: 
 GasCityGaming: Crap, run!
itira: 
 DaFhaye: Good point
 ErynTzun: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Rexsplosion: SCATTER!!
 RealLegitStreamer: 
 DaFhaye: Run from what
 DaFhaye: There is nothing to be scared of
 lochnessseammonster: now i have closing time stuck in my head...
 GasCityGaming: For health?
 RealLegitStreamer: post stream sniper?
 DaFhaye: Together we are strong
 DaFhaye: We can't be stopped
 GasCityGaming: cardio brother
 DaFhaye: Stand together
 Serivus: but running is like the worst form of cardio
 RealLegitStreamer: it’s bad for the knees right?
 GasCityGaming: a brisk walk then?
 DaFhaye: Walking is nice
 GasCityGaming: I have bad knees and i'm on the treadmill most days, that's just me though.
 Serivus: it just sucks.  The runner's high is a myth masochists make up to try and convince you that they aren't masochists
 RealLegitStreamer: I could go for a walk, sounds nice
 GasCityGaming: walk to ice cream?
 DaFhaye: My job requires me to stand all day on concrete my legs feel like shit most days
 RealLegitStreamer: @GasCityGaming best kind of walk
 DaFhaye: @GasCityGaming Yo I want ice cream
 GasCityGaming: POst Nope ice cream walk it is!
 RealLegitStreamer: it’s 98F outside tho so I’ll probably walk to the kitchen for ice cream
 DaFhaye: Okay I feel really dumb. I just saw that Adam said that he was still watching after I asked earlier
 DaFhaye: I understand why everyone said run now
 DaFhaye: We are most def alone now tho
 GasCityGaming: but it led to ice cream,, so don't feel dumb
 RealLegitStreamer: 
 Astramentha: does Adam get overtime for this
 DaFhaye: Good point. Can't feel dumb when it lead in a good direction
 DaFhaye: @Astramentha Huh. That's a good question
 DaFhaye: It's so quiet now
 Astramentha: Adam add an extra half hour to your timesheet
 RealLegitStreamer: @DaFhaye a little too quiet
 DaFhaye: Honestly it would be funny if one of us just got sniped now
 DaFhaye: Before it would have been obvious
 RealLegitStreamer: I’m honestly surprised it hasn’t happened yet
 Astramentha: know what would make it louder? start the stream again , it’s the gamehaus now
 RealLegitStreamer: but I also don’t want to tempt fate
 Serivus: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CallousPrettyBarracudaRiPepperonis-wHDijbCkVQeCvJT2
  Juliamon: I will confess it was really tempting to pretend I was Adam
 DaFhaye: @Astramentha That would be a fun bonus
 DaFhaye: @Juliamon It would have been really funny
 Astramentha: I’ll tempt fate
 Astramentha: I volunteer as tribute, shoot me
 DaFhaye: Have you just been watching us? Or just window still open?
  Juliamon: I always have chat open
 DaFhaye: You know that makes sense
  Juliamon: Even on days without streams
  Juliamon: it's... kinda how I ended up with the sword lmao
 RealLegitStreamer: a mods work is never done. respect.
 RealLegitStreamer: o7
 Astramentha: o7
 DaFhaye: I have certain windows open at all times just because I use them often enough
 DaFhaye: Respect the game
  Juliamon: most of us don't, I do because I have nothing else to do
 DaFhaye: Well I hope you are doing well and are having a nice night or day
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