AFK || Betrayal at Baldur's Gate

SaxPython: what's good pre-game chat?  I took my daughter to her first science museum today and it went well. 
  Juliamon: hell yeah, love a science museum
 TehAmelie: neato
SaxPython: she liked the Brain exhibit the best, but I am a sucker for the planetarium
 TehAmelie: today i had an extremely routine dentist visit and a great nap. non-stop thrills here
ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: Tomato!
Metric_Furlong: today I have been endevouring to stay hydrate and out of the sun
Metric_Furlong: because it's currently Very Hot
SaxPython: 
 SnackPak_: 
 TehAmelie: ah, graphic design strikes again https://i.imgur.com/Rzi8BY7.jpg
 TehAmelie: 
 TehAmelie: suddenly!
Metric_Furlong: signal
SaxPython: oh man california. that ain't it
Metric_Furlong: will Ben manage to avoid being dealt the traitor role by the cruel whims of the RNG gods? Let's all find out together
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 ContingentCat: !advice
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 Nigouki: do they need to build another Gate every time Baldur gets a sequel?
 JRandomHacker: @Nigouki the wall's mostly gates at this point if we're being honest
 TehAmelie: i played some bits of all three games and i'm not sure there is a real gate the city is named for
 KaleidoscopeMind: baldur's gateS
 A_Dub888: what is a gate if not a wall with a hole?
intwine3: hey chat, is there no sound or is it me
  Juliamon: music just turned off
 TehAmelie: there was music but it just stopped
intwine3: i still can't hear anyhting. must be me
 raulghoulia: !card baldur's gate
  LRRbot: Baldur's Gate | Legendary Land — Gate | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of other Gates you control.
Metric_Furlong: yeah, sound's fine here
 TehAmelie: hello!
 BusTed: good evening
letsbelgo: D A L E
Metric_Furlong: Dale!
 DigitalSeahorse:    I'm playing Scrabble which is tabletop too but I'm doing it online which isn't I guess
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Matt will be the one that betrays them, won't he?
 SnackPak_:  Dale
 Gekyouryuu: the Ben-trayer
Metric_Furlong: all hail Dale!
 JRandomHacker: Yeah Dale is definitely a bard
  Sarah_Serinde: hello friends 
 SnackPak_: got that one out of the way early
 Vinewood_OG: That's a good hat for Whizening
 tehfewl: wizened means old
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: @JRandomHacker but what class is he playing?
 shendaras: 
 Gekyouryuu: bets on this turning into a CanLander game, in the sense that Minsc and Boo show up and hassle everyone?
 shendaras:  ?
Pteraspidomorphi: Hasn't it been.. twice?
  Sarah_Serinde: oh right, chat I'm going to a board game cafe this weekend, what should I play?
 JRandomHacker: Yeah for non-Legacy Betrayal, I think BG might be my favorite
 rasterscan: It really is the best edition I think -- It's better balanced and sometimes it's even co-op!
 Gekyouryuu: @Sarah_Serinde Slay the Spire
 SquareDotCube: @Sarah_Serinde Poker. 
 Kramburger: Waterdeep is New York
 DigitalSeahorse: heheh I'm in Toronto
Pteraspidomorphi: Sarah_Serinde: What's the group size and game complexity you want?
  Sarah_Serinde: @SquareDotCube ಠ_ಠ
 Gekyouryuu: Paulk Saundest there is
 ArtDecoSunburn: Waterdeep has nice worker placement, and Baldur's Gate just gets betrayal.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Gekyouryuu STS seems cool but maybe not conducive to playing multiple games while I'm there
 Kentosaurus: I think of Baldur's Gate as Gotham City and Waterdeep as Metropolis
  Sarah_Serinde: @Pteraspidomorphi Group size is 3-5 as far as I'm aware, game complexity probably medium
 TehAmelie: there's always more betrayal, huh
 Vinewood_OG: Mentor! (Who is weirdly similar to  Zargon. Don't ask.)
  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah I vaguely remember the Scooby Doo one
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObservantShortEmuTwitchRPG-0PlKkXEN1YNNPvUa
Metric_Furlong: @Sarah_Serinde the classic traditional game of:"the group awkwardly struggles to suggest anything and hen someone starts setting up Ticket To Ride" 
Pteraspidomorphi: Sarah_Serinde: Isle of Cats!
 A_Dub888: @Sarah_Serinde Fred the Trap fanatic
 Cptasparagus: a 24 hour stream of every betrayal?
 Gekyouryuu: in the Scooby Doo one, the "betrayer" is actually a member passes out/runs away/something, and their player takes over the villain instead
 AugmentingPath: Betrayal at Gate on the Baldur
 Nigouki: You're adults, you've experienced betrayal already
ankhomeg: Ultimate betrayal when?
  Sarah_Serinde: @A_Dub888 Oh riiiight 
 Getter404: Hand hook car door?
 Micalovits: Catacombs/sewers/undercity
Voidhawk42: !card Gretchen ti
  LRRbot: Gretchen Titchwillow [GU] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Druid [0/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Pteraspidomorphi ooh kitties
 Micalovits: "one of us" meaning Ben
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 quasi79fu: BEtrayal?
DoodlestheGreat: I'd be a betrayer, but I couldn't make an agenda because they ran out of planners at Staples.
 MrGibberish: Ita been a while, but if ben becomes the traitor again I would laugh
Metric_Furlong: @Metric_Furlong for an actually more serious answer (not that there's anything wrong with the ticket to ride) The Lord of The Rings Trick Taking Game is surprisingly good
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 quasi79fu: Hai im intrigued by betrayal...
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Voidhawk42: One of my friends once ended the game on Round 1!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Metric_Furlong LotR *is* relevant to my interests...
 quasi79fu: yay hai chat ..im hyped for this
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat Improvisational villainy is so tedious, because the other parties usually refuse to play "Yes, and!"
 quasi79fu: beeen so long since a betrayal game
 quasi79fu: sorrry if im too excited
 TehAmelie: badger badger badger
 raulghoulia: !card gretchen
  LRRbot: Gretchen Titchwillow [GU] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Druid [0/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Mindfire13: !card Gretchen Titchwillow
  LRRbot: Gretchen Titchwillow [GU] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Druid [0/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 RatherLargeToad: needs more frog
  Sarah_Serinde: quasi79fu you're fine, don't worry 
 quasi79fu: Turtle
 CaptainSpam: "Or I can become a turtle, just 'cuz."
 Kramburger: It's animorphs situation
Metric_Furlong: @Sarah_Serinde it has some very pretty card art too
Voidhawk42: First player stepped into a room, found Angel Feather that lets you set a roll to 0 or 8. Second player stepped into a room, omen, usedfeather to get a 0, haunt began. Haunt: house is collapsing, entire board instantly imploded.
 Gekyouryuu: those shapes aren't wild! they're perfectly normal! you wanna take a WILD shape, turn into a Metatron's Cube
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: No one gets to know Matt or Alex's special abilities.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Metric_Furlong *takes notes*
 quasi79fu: oooh streeet
Voidhawk42: Man I love Betrayal 
 JRandomHacker: @Voidhawk42 the perfect game night
 quasi79fu: wait if this is Dnd styled does that mean SLime cubes and Beholders?
KWardJenx: Deftly done, Dale
 KaleidoscopeMind: daddiest?
 Getter404: And since it counts as a room reveal with no Card Draw, it doesn't end your movement!
 Kramburger: Knawledge
 letfireraindown: Is Matt quiet?
 Gekyouryuu: oh, neat, Ben's character is one of the ones that got an MtG card. https://gatherer.wizards.com/AFR/en-us/223/gretchen-titchwillow
 Gekyouryuu: I knew the name sounded familiar
 quasi79fu: wait is Mimics in game?
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 umbrakittygirl: ooo time to balder the gate
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  Sarah_Serinde: oh I remember, I wanted to try Flamecraft and also Ransom Notes...I think my group will have fun with Ransom Notes 
 raulghoulia: brave sir Robin
 quasi79fu: yay murder row?
 DeM0nFiRe: I hear that place is nice this time of year
 KaleidoscopeMind: baldur's grate?
 RatherLargeToad: poor Row, already murdered
 Micalovits: Oh! Its the new wow dungeon you play overcooked in!
   LoadingReadyRun: Don't worry about the name, it's more of an avenue
 quasi79fu: lol
 Kentosaurus: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun 
 quasi79fu: omg oh no
RebekahWSD: ohno
 TheWriterAleph: 0 to 60
 Gekyouryuu: "contrary to popular belief, this area got its name from the large number of crows that populate the area."
 quasi79fu: dooomed
 raulghoulia: ruh roh
 RatherLargeToad: ooo, it has many things
 Kramburger: The Deck of 'Tell Dale'
  mtvcdm: do it do it do it
Metric_Furlong: @Sarah_Serinde those are both pretty good as well, imo. Certainly ransom notes (I've only played Flamecraft once, so I'm less confident on it, but it was pretty fun that one time)
  mtvcdm: let the tpk wash over you
 quasi79fu: the deck
 quasi79fu: Do it
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 Kentosaurus: that tracks
 quasi79fu: omg
 DeM0nFiRe: I mean that's fair
 TehAmelie: on second thought, let's not go to Murder Row. 'tis a silly place.
 quasi79fu: axe found in House of Blood
 quasi79fu: lol
 RealGamerCow: Olaf, Berzerker
 quasi79fu: oh no
 Micalovits: Murderers patio
 quasi79fu: worst neighborhood
 Getter404: Did you shuffle the stacks at all?
 Cptasparagus: ooooh now I want to build a Betrayal Cube, curate the locations/items/bad guys from different games into one combo game
 TehAmelie: suspicious tour guide voice: here we have the old Murder Row. it's a. . .dead end.
 quasi79fu: wow
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Who shuffled this deck?
 James_the_Dabbler: What on earth
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyThoughtfulAlpacaTooSpicy-WujtdjJCUxrApnPp
Metric_Furlong: I see we're on the speedrun strats
realbadatthis_: Omen weaved
 goombalax: !card Gretchen Titchwillow
  LRRbot: Gretchen Titchwillow [GU] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Druid [0/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 Micalovits: Hey now! The Elfsong is a very reputable tavern, where no-one ever gets murdered!
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 AugmentingPath: Should Matt's speed debuff be reflected on his card? I think he's down to speed 2 now
Voidhawk42: SPEEDRUN!
 CaptainSpam: The Omen Room Of A Thousand Omens.  Weird.
 quasi79fu: Speeedrun
 Getter404: Again: Was. It. Shuffled.
 James_the_Dabbler: This is gonna be a short game
 TheWriterAleph: the DM is giving you hard mode
Metric_Furlong: well, looks like we're getting a game 2, this stream
 NotCainNorAbel: 
DoodlestheGreat: WHO'S BUILDING THIS TOWN?
 Uzumaki15: Did y'all shuffle these rooms XD
 Diabore: I think yall came to the wrong neighborhood
 TheNerdWonder: @AugmentingPath He ticked it down, but the value didn't change
 quasi79fu: yay humonculous
 quasi79fu: gollum
 AugmentingPath: @TheNerdWonder oh, weird
 AugmentingPath: Oh, right. I forgot how betrayal stats work
 A_Dub888: 
 Micalovits: They sure are a little weird
  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah, sometimes moving the stat tracker down doesn't change your stat
 TheNerdWonder: @AugmentingPath That's how the stats work in this game you generally have to move the marker multiple times to actually change the numeric value
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 rasterscan: Okay, seriously, did you shuffle?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Why does anyone live in this town
 rasterscan: The odds of this are like... astronomical
 AugmentingPath: @TheNerdWonder Yep, I'm remembering that now. Last time I played Betrayal I think the underground lake was an upper floor tile
 Diabore: I think game 1 is gonna be quick
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Welcome to the House of Blood, temptation's on its way..../~
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : These rooms are just the lineup at a metal concert.
letsbelgo: turns out baulder's gate is a rough city
Voidhawk42: I uh... I know who that is. It's not a good person
 quasi79fu: mean loch?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Buxx345: the deck's like opera up in here: "you get an omen, you get an omen"
  Sarah_Serinde: I like that you're faster because you're scared of your new companion
 JadedCynic: Baldur's Gate city zoning seems pretty hetrogoneous - everything has it's 'neighbourhood' and we're in The Cursed Part Of Town
 Diabore: Thabk god bens pretty
 Diabore: Thank*
 JadedCynic: "Just trust me, bro"
 quasi79fu: i dont know if the city is safe
 CaptainSpam: "Oh hey, the rare Triple Omen room.  Weird"
 quasi79fu: hahahahaa
  Sarah_Serinde: I have bad news about how chat works, Ben
 Micalovits: Hey Ben, did you shuffle?
 AugmentingPath: did you shuffle, tho?
 Cptasparagus: did you offer your opponent the cut?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I never said you didn't shuffle. I just asked who shuffled.
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LongTastyArtichokeRaccAttack-CoW3XmcbtVepU5Oq
kusinohki: you may have shuffled, but did you randomize them??
  Sarah_Serinde: chat, reminder that when someone says "please don't do the thing," it's not actually funny to do the thing they asked you not to do, even as a joke
 empyreon: 
 goombalax: @Sarah_Serinde Alex made a whole comic about it
 quasi79fu: Gottta keep em seperated
 JRandomHacker: @Sarah_Serinde perhaps someone who is on this very stream drew a comic about exactly this circumstance
 Micalovits: Uh oh
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 quasi79fu: OH no
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 empyreon: 
 JadedCynic: If I had a silver for every time I went from an omen straight to another omen, I'd have....four silver, which isn't gonna make me rich, but it's still odd that it's happened this much
 Kentosaurus: 
 TheWriterAleph: aye eye!
 JadedCynic: BYE!
Buxx345: welp, Vecna's likely to show up
 TehAmelie: dangit Vecna
 quasi79fu: speeedrum
 TheWriterAleph: vroom
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 quasi79fu: Vecna time?
   LoadingReadyRun: Turns out the eye of Vecna was in the tavern's basement to whole time
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was the wizard with the Eye in the shrine
 TheWriterAleph: eyyy
 A_Dub888: is it Ben?
 JadedCynic: *pulls out Sending Stone and says "Blackstaff? Acquired visual. Fire for effect, my location." and crouches down, pulling face shield closed*
 quasi79fu: oh boi
 NotCainNorAbel: of course
 Diabore: 
 Micalovits: Bentrayer!
 shendaras: 
 Kramburger: BEN
 CaptainSpam: HA!  HA HA!
 quasi79fu: oh no
 JadedCynic: #ItsAlwaysBen
 quasi79fu: hahahahahah
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Buxx345: Bentrayal!
 empyreon: 
 A_Dub888:   
Voidhawk42: The Ben-trayer returns!
 iconicshadow89: the streak is maintained
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bentrayer
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Shocking.
 ThePixelSavage: #forevertraitor
 quasi79fu: how
 MrGibberish: Hahaha
Cuddly_Kitteh: Why do you keep doing this to yourself Ben?
 CaptainSpam applauds
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FitPlumpUdonDatSheffy-6EMAf3UIRw7pS58E
 DigitalSeahorse:  Ben's character
 FenrisSchafer:  
 circusofkirkus: now who's reinforcing stereotypes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: He did the thing
spo8n: change form!
 CaptainSpam: The Fates have a very long memory, y'see... 
 the_tarabyte: This game is typecasting, rude
 quasi79fu: this is pure nostalgia
 Diabore: Im starting to feel bad that its always ben
 Scy_Anide: I just got here from the end of the GMM vod where Ben made a joke about this not being a decade old meme.
 Scy_Anide: this now being*
 TheWriterAleph: love "ninny-muggins"
letsbelgo: ninimuggins?!
 JadedCynic: ninnymuggins?  Nice
   LoadingReadyRun:  How's the music volume?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: *hanged
 quasi79fu: what fountain?
 JadedCynic: good paul
 Micalovits: There's music?
 public_key_reveal_party: music volume seems good to me
 quasi79fu: Uhhh fountain?
 RatherLargeToad: that’s bad for your eyes
  Sarah_Serinde: y'know, it's been a while since we got some great Dale voices 
 Kramburger: Ninnymuggins is a cadet branck of the sacksville-baggins
 JadedCynic: The Fountain, clearly
 TheWriterAleph: what's she do? 
 AugmentingPath: "items"? We only have omens in this house
 KaleidoscopeMind: good thing you have an extra eye?
 RatherLargeToad: Traitor: highly trustworthy.  gouges eyes?  Uncertain
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JadedCynic: and this was BEFORE she was hanged?  Cosmic irony how SHE turned out 
   LoadingReadyRun: She got that name because she *hates* to gouge eyes
 quasi79fu: oh no
 quasi79fu: and BEn has the axe?
 RatherLargeToad: and gain one Die token
 RatherLargeToad: good thing no one rolled a cyclops
 quasi79fu: we have a bard and wizard right?
 SquareDotCube: Maybe if we tell her eye gouging is extremely passe she might go away
 quasi79fu: hahahhaah
 TheWriterAleph: 
 drewm1022: There issss NOBODY HOME
  Sarah_Serinde: what, not a spoon?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: not a spoon?
 AugmentingPath: The eye flipper
 quasi79fu: lol the spatula
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 RatherLargeToad: eye gouging spatula is actually worse
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 sheqesi: Spatula City!
 quasi79fu: just dont make it weird
 RatherLargeToad:  
  Sarah_Serinde: why's everyone gotta make it weird?
 TheWriterAleph: yes my gatekeeper
 Getter404: "What do you have there?" "A spatula!" "NO!!!"
 JadedCynic: actually, the spatula seems morbidly appropriate for 'eye-removal' 
kusinohki: "give us your eyes graham!"
 iconicshadow89: you'll find this Priscilla is fully operational young Skywalker
 JadedCynic: "Where we're going, we won't need...eyes."
 quasi79fu: hahahaha dead end
 RatherLargeToad: there’s no better way to say “I love you” than with the gift of a spatula
 Micalovits: I like events
 quasi79fu: oooh rose portal sounds nice
 quasi79fu: more eyes
letsbelgo: I had a fist of Illmater once, did a lot of damage
 quasi79fu: hahaaha
SaxPython: 
 quasi79fu: lol welp that happened
 iconicshadow89: Its Ender's Game
 RatherLargeToad: the spatula will do all the thinking now
DoodlestheGreat: It's a melon baller.
 quasi79fu: wow that speed
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Kentosaurus: wow
 quasi79fu: OMg we forgot about that
 chaostreader: wasn’t that non-combat?
 Micalovits: Non-haunt
 quasi79fu: poor ben
Tz_BG: I don't think the ax counts on defense
 quasi79fu: im enjoying this
 TheWriterAleph: "statue"
 quasi79fu: yay minsc and boo
 Kentosaurus: go for the eyes!!
 JadedCynic: "Ah, night-time!  Good for sneaking up on Evil!"
 Dog_of_Myth: Go for the eyes!
 JadedCynic: @Kentosaurus interesting coincidence
 quasi79fu: yasssss
 quasi79fu: letss goo
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!
 JadedCynic: this can't go wrong!
 quasi79fu: ooops
 JadedCynic: NARRATOR: ...nonetheless, it went wrong.
 quasi79fu: lol
 quasi79fu: yay trash
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 JadedCynic: well, better than otyughs...
 DeM0nFiRe: uh oh spaghettios
 quasi79fu: oh no
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 quasi79fu: lol
 quasi79fu: i love this boss fight
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RespectfulInterestingRadicchioCurseLit-Im4bYKATLHs57cRc
   LoadingReadyRun: mouse with tiny shackles
 shendaras: Does that happen on defense or only when he attacks?
 AugmentingPath: just goes to show you that eyegouging never triumphs
 quasi79fu: this is amazing
 chaostreader: if it says “when you make an attack” can you give the shackles?
 quasi79fu: wait if he damaged him does that count as eye gouging?
 DeM0nFiRe: wowee
realbadatthis_: Mouse! Mouse! Mouse!
 quasi79fu: but didnt he already use that statue?
 drewm1022: How modest is Ben?
 e_bloc: Just got here and oh Ben is the betrayer I guess the game has a sense of humor
  mtvcdm: We just want to eat your eyes, we don't want to eat your brain
 e_bloc: So are we saying cannibalism is at the top of some sort of tier list
 KaleidoscopeMind: attacking mentally by confusing them with rules
 DigitalSeahorse:  I'm thinking of that Igor from Frankenstein
 gnomebot1: Ben is Blue Oyster Cult's Harvester of Eyes!!!
 quasi79fu: yikes
 tehfewl: Hired Goons?
 quasi79fu: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 quasi79fu: wow
 quasi79fu: yikes
 RealGamerCow: 2 for the price of 1
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, a violence!
 ContingentCat:  
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 quasi79fu: yikes
   LoadingReadyRun: boopa scoopa takes on a whole new meaning
 quasi79fu: oh gahd the rats
 DeM0nFiRe: Everyone always asks where rat bite, no one ever asks how rat bite 
 RatherLargeToad: Awoooo!  Werewolves of Baulders Gate
 Kramburger: Werewolf Wizard!
 RealGamerCow: got the zoomies
Buxx345: speed wizard go vroom
 Kramburger: Yeah, make the villian *stronger*
 AugmentingPath: red shift wizard of thay
 DaxStrife: You become a werewolf; there are NO downsides.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out lycanthropy just gives you the zoomies
 quasi79fu: lol
Raincoast_Bear: And evening of Dale and Betrayal! Has Ben been outed as the Traitor, yet?
 quasi79fu: turns out it wasnt goood
 AugmentingPath: @Raincoast_Bear he sure has
 Kramburger: He is fully sick, as we say
   LoadingReadyRun: werewolf/mouse
 RatherLargeToad: MoldWolf
 quasi79fu: omg
 quasi79fu: so you might be asking how did we get here?
Buxx345: as dale finds it: "we'll never find this place" *headdesk*
 Kramburger: We're looking for the waffle house carpark, where immortals can be vanquished
 RealGamerCow: I still want to know how a mouse is wielding an axe
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Who knew that mold was bad
 JadedCynic: This is by far the WORST canton of Baldur's Gate I've ever seen: 0/5 (or 0/30 for old system)
Tz_BG: Eye of Vecna also needs to be checked
 quasi79fu: maybe we let the moldy rat die on its own?
 RatherLargeToad: Does not have Mold Breaker
 ContingentCat: @realgamercow Small axe?
 rasterscan: Yes
 chaostreader: typically betrayers can ignore events?
 quasi79fu: oh wow
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 Kramburger: Your speed is for what, Alex?
 quasi79fu: isnt there a house of blood
 quasi79fu: DOnt you have to roll to escape that?
 circusofkirkus: 6
 chaostreader: 6
 Dog_of_Myth: 6
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : 6
 AugmentingPath: 6
 quasi79fu: two
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 quasi79fu: wow
 Kramburger: All wizards are twinks send tweet
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 quasi79fu: hai kramburger
realbadatthis_: Good gEYE
 quasi79fu: yay good guys won...it was so close
 quasi79fu: but what about BEn
 rasterscan: Are... are we the baddies?
 Strebenherz: Dale continues to be a fantastic narrator
 SnackPak_: whoops
 circusofkirkus: we all won!
 quasi79fu: oh wow
 goombalax: Everybody Wins!
 quasi79fu: Yay we all won
 Diabore: so what im hearing is everybody wins!
 TheWriterAleph:   
 A_Dub888:   
 KadmosTech: Everybody wins!
UtilityPunk: Ben was overachieving
 Gekyouryuu: the villain lost because they forgot they won
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Two peeks into the multiverse.
 Kramburger: So would you only have gotten one eye token from Dale
 JadedCynic: oh well, Priscilla was stuck in a compulsion to collect eyes
 Gekyouryuu: 110%
 Micalovits: 100%
 Larkonus: Lost because you got greedy and wanted more eyeballs, classic.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 99%
 quasi79fu: uh oh Jinxed it
  Sarah_Serinde: it definitely won't happen twice in a row
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Pretty high, given all previous evidence.
Pteraspidomorphi: Who *wouldn't* want more eyeballs, really
 JadedCynic: don't take off the cloak yet, ben 
UtilityPunk: Betrayal is such a good game for storytelling for being such a bad game 
 raulghoulia: 5 times in a row, unlikely. 6 times in a row, extremely likely
 JRandomHacker: @UtilityPunk It's an amazing experience and a terrible game
 quasi79fu: ok i go reheat some food I be right back...Thank you for this stream it has beeen awesome and chat your awesome
 JRandomHacker: Time to continue catching up on CritRole S4 during break
UtilityPunk: @JRandomHacker 100%  That's what I explain to everyone before playing. Janky rules, fun roleplaying
NextLevelTabletop: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I see we have a Thursday CTS with the new hot streamer game
 Diabore: surely ben wont betray again
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh, Repelling Blast
 Sorator13: You can use a different stat to attack, but it might be one step worse than normal
 Sorator13: (also: good evening friends!)
 quasi79fu: ooh weapons
  Sarah_Serinde: never gonna happen
Voidhawk42: Now taking bets: will Ben be the traitor this time as well?
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 Diabore: they relocated the bar
 quasi79fu: mimic?
 Micalovits: Yeeees!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 quasi79fu: callled it lol
adept_nekomancer: It's a mimic.  But it was eepy
 Mr_Bitterness: Pull Frieren out of the chest
 Micalovits: @Mr_Bitterness Nono, you push so it gags!
 KadmosTech: what is the Mystery Box?
 quasi79fu: yikes
  Juliamon: point sink
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrigidCrypticFoxAliens-cCzCTNa8jB3n7kjI
Mai_Andra: Where do you think the meat comes from?
rogerivany: Ben was the Betrayer?  I don't believe it.  
 KadmosTech: it could be anything. I'm going for it 
Mai_Andra: Weapon [might roll] : "Throw the book at them."
 Sorator13: Don't worry about the gelatinous cube coming up the disposal chute; we have a dedicated tool to push it back down periodically
 quasi79fu: thats a good thing?
 Getter404: "Sergio..."
  Sarah_Serinde: during pride?
 TheWriterAleph: i also fight with sanity 
 Sorator13: is she part of the hex owner's association?
 Micalovits: He is a warlock, he is already in a MLM
 quasi79fu: everyone gets a weapon yay...
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gambling? I'm in!
 quasi79fu: now he has to subtract two?
 quasi79fu: oh i love flumphs
  Sarah_Serinde: they're pretty great
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: More eyes?
 tehfewl: Flumph
 quasi79fu: yay kobolds
 JadedCynic: oooo
 Getter404: Get ye flask
 quasi79fu: get in the flask
 JadedCynic: Da Bomb
 Mr_Bitterness: A grenade you can only drop at your own feet
 quasi79fu: hahahhaa
 dumbo3k: We Bhaalin'
 quasi79fu: yay Baal
 Heckhoundbolt: this tavern is surrounded by danger
 RatherLargeToad: in the Baal Pit
 tehfewl: fuck it we Bhaal
 Kentosaurus: balor is a public domain balrog
 JadedCynic: The Onion: "Skeletal warrior falls on grenade, merely making it more lethal."
 quasi79fu: wow
Cuddly_Kitteh: "Don't tell Dale; Tell Ben who tells Dale"
 NotCainNorAbel: BEN!
 Mr_Bitterness: So Ben's the Bhaalspawn
 shendaras: I mean it isn't necessarily him
 Sorator13: mind goblin my symbol of bhaal?
 circusofkirkus: can bardic inspiration remove a point?
 quasi79fu: it cant be
Voidhawk42: Two for two! Tow for two!
adept_nekomancer: Ball?
 JRandomHacker: No, The Long Game is a different show
 Micalovits: Mystery box!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KadmosTech: WOAH Mystery Box wins?!
 quasi79fu: wait what?
 dumbo3k: Well, Ben is still the traitor twice
 RatherLargeToad: Traitors win!
 DeM0nFiRe: So Ben is still the betrayor again
 quasi79fu: wow thats awesome
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oops all traitors
 JadedCynic: so....it WAS Ben again....but so was everyone else
 ghizmou: what are the odds ben is the traitor twice in a row
adept_nekomancer: Box!
 Kentosaurus: I didn't know that could happen
 JadedCynic: OH!
 UnknownFriday: So, Ben is the traitor.
letsbelgo: not my baals
 Getter404: Durge Run DURGE RUN
Voidhawk42: Dark Urge Run!
 JadedCynic: here we go: The Gathering
 Sorator13: oh no, don't describe it like that
 PMAvers: Oh. OH.
 quasi79fu: lol
 quasi79fu: oh boi
 quasi79fu: praise Baaal
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Try dying more.
 RatherLargeToad: so, who wins the poll?
 KadmosTech: OMG "You win  281,645!" on a 10 point bet 
 JRandomHacker: Matt is thinking it
 Heckhoundbolt: so… battle royale
 circusofkirkus: Free For Baal?
 Astramentha:    
 MacbethSeemsSus: Test. Your might
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 Sorator13: @RatherLargeToad "mystery box" the third option that only two people chose (if I read that correctly)
 bentropik: it's time to Bhaaaaaaaal
 A_Dub888: so what does that mean for the poll?
 Natimus_Prime: If everyone is a traitor, no one is
 rasterscan: PUBG time in BG
  Juliamon: yup, only 2 people picked the mystery box
 rasterscan: PUBGBG?
 JadedCynic: All y'all Bhaalspawn know that once there's only one of you left, 'daddy' takes you over and re-manifests, right?
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 KadmosTech: Always play the long odds 
 xantos69: Sup gamers
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: firebaals?
 Micalovits: @JadedCynic We just want daddy's love
 quasi79fu: this is gonna be wild
 JadedCynic: @Natimus_Prime I wish it worked like that, but no...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sorator13: I feel like Ben got the most combat-oriented options so far
 MacbethSeemsSus: So then I started blasting *toot toot*
 quasi79fu: i fear Ben and Dale with their cards
Voidhawk42: 3,2,1, FIGHTSU
 RatherLargeToad: Fox only, final destination
 quasi79fu: Fight club
 ArtDecoSunburn: Game Two haunt already?
letsbelgo: Lord of Murder dont care who dies
letsbelgo: Very khorne like
  Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn Bhaal was impatient
 JadedCynic: @letsbelgo au contraire - Bhall cares that EVERYONE is murdered, specifically
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Hmm. Sometimes the knives have to be sharpened and the blood has to spill, I guess.
 quasi79fu: then i started blasting lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: Emotional damage
 Getter404: I think Ben's lightning stick is no defending
 rasterscan: Matt.
 KadmosTech: ope
 Astramentha: WHAT
letsbelgo: lolo
 RealGamerCow: wat
 quasi79fu: OMg
 JadedCynic: welp
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: WHAT
 quasi79fu: NO way
 Strebenherz: WHAT
Voidhawk42: BOOM
 KaleidoscopeMind: WHAT
 ghizmou: this game is ruthless
 DiscordianTokkan: oops whoops
 quasi79fu: what
 DeM0nFiRe:  wat
 Sorator13: 
 goombalax: went out on his own terms
 SnackPak_: o7
 bentropik: DONJON
 TheNerdWonder: RUDE!
 Kentosaurus: 
 dumbo3k: Splat
 MacbethSeemsSus: Welp, guess I die
 quasi79fu: thats incredible
 Strebenherz: Rocks fall everyone dies
 JadedCynic: whew; an out
Tz_BG: I see Deck of Many Things replaced the Dark Dice from the original
 DiscordianTokkan: Save vs Death
 KadmosTech: phew
 DigitalSeahorse: I won a Scrabble
 Gekyouryuu: Matt wouldn't touch that 10 ft pole with a... well
 orrie104: Reading the card explains the card.  Whoda thunk it?  
 Larkonus: Knowledge fight: Debate me, coward!
 quasi79fu: this is awesome
 dumbo3k: Alex had 6
 quasi79fu: he rolled a six
 chaostreader: I think betrayers are considered monsters? but that might be wrong?
 quasi79fu: then Ben reappears lol
 HadesLeprechaun: aaaah, Betrayal, you're kinda terrible as a 'game', but so good for evolving stories between the players, perfect for online entertainers, lol
 MAPBoardgames: Your caltrops should work on the other players.
 Getter404: Immune to events and tile effects, not items IIRC
 RealGamerCow: ouch
 quasi79fu: yikes
 quasi79fu: what?
 Dog_of_Myth: toasty
UtilityPunk: INCINERATED
 Sorator13: "I'm so inspired by your toasted body!"
 quasi79fu: omg I fear Ben
 quasi79fu: Dont let BEn get me
 Dog_of_Myth: Just slightly singed
 quasi79fu: uh oh he has the grenade
   LoadingReadyRun: I want there to be a "Necklace [made of] of Fireballs" that just burns your neck if you put it on
 quasi79fu: lol
 KadmosTech: @LoadingReadyRun I also imagine sending gifts to my exes
 JRandomHacker: Ben wasn't _the_ betrayer
 dumbo3k: but he was _a_ betrayer
Pteraspidomorphi: Am I the only one experiencing intermitent audio volume issues?
 TheWriterAleph: necklace of fireballs that's just a string of jawbreakers
 Sorator13: @Pteraspidomorphi I am not experiencing that
UtilityPunk: No volume issues on my end
 KadmosTech: 
 JadedCynic: If Ben wins, that would make him the ONLY betrayer left on the board, ergo he would be The betrayer. 
Cuddly_Kitteh: Adventurer is the combination of Hero and Traitor
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh. I thought it was some microphone issue. I'll try restarting the browser, thanks
UtilityPunk: Ben's ready to frag them like a Quake arena
 MAPBoardgames: I'm here for a good time, if not a long time.
 Sorator13: @JadedCynic Ben will be the (sole remaining living) betrayer
 JadedCynic: it's not just a grenade, it's a NUKE
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 quasi79fu: if i cant win..no one wins..blows up grenade?
ThanhtTheBoss: So is Ben the Betrayer?
 quasi79fu: they are all traitors
 JadedCynic: @ThanhtTheBoss EVERYONE is (including Ben)
ThanhtTheBoss: Oh dear. How on earth does that work? 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Sorator13: @ThanhtTheBoss They're all trying to kill each other
 JadedCynic: @ThanhtTheBoss Battle Royale
 DigitalSeahorse: nothing happens
 DiscordianTokkan: "Oops! All Baalspawn"
 Sorator13: Really, they're just being true to themselves
ThanhtTheBoss: Nice!
 Diabore: is everyone dead ye
 Sorator13: @Diabore Just Dale
   LoadingReadyRun: If everyone is a traitor, is no one a traitor?
 quasi79fu: true
 DigitalSeahorse: not one
 JadedCynic: basicaly they're all Bhaalspawn, and trying to kill each other to be the last one standing (who gets their soul destroyed when daddy takes over their body and re-manifests in the Realms again
ThanhtTheBoss: Baal is not a great father, is he?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: @ThanhtTheBoss no, *Bhaal* is the Lord of Murder
 MAPBoardgames: If you're a thief, and the betrayer, does that make you a rogue rogue?
 KadmosTech: Bhaal rog?
 RatherLargeToad: The Baalrog
 Sorator13: The Bhaal-rog, yes
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 quasi79fu: yikes
ThanhtTheBoss: Where's the Bhaalatog?
 quasi79fu: bhaalfrog
 DigitalSeahorse:  ewil
 JadedCynic: @KadmosTech no, no- we've got a legally-distinct Balrog here too ("Balor") trapped in an iron flask...last in Ben's hands
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 Sorator13: I like to imagine sanity attacks are just the attacker teasing "I'm more sane that you, haha!"
 Sorator13: *than
 RealGamerCow: choices were made
 JadedCynic: 5>4
 quasi79fu: hit and run
 KadmosTech: "I cast Obliteration"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Larkonus: Bhaal want die to cause die.
   LoadingReadyRun: I imagine shaking the Balor flask up like a soda pop to make him real mad before opening it
 Sorator13: oooof
 MAPBoardgames: It's like ben's playing warhammer
 ProcyonFlynn: "I'm going to use the book of Vial Darkness" - are you perhaps the baddy?
 DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun Gotta dropa mentos in the flask to do the real damage
 Kramburger: Man who technically won the last game: "Man, nothing's going my way tonight!"
 ProcyonFlynn: Vile* lol, can't ever get a joke off without a typo
  Juliamon: book of vile darkness gives you the narstiest papercut
 Sorator13: @Kramburger as an aside to the dead guy, no less 
 JadedCynic: @ProcyonFlynn everyone is...
 quasi79fu: hahahahhaa
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 Micalovits: The Bhaal-or
   LoadingReadyRun: @DeM0nFiRe minty fresh Balor
 quasi79fu: nuke time?
Tz_BG: If Iron Flask kills everyone, we have time for round 3
 JadedCynic: @Kramburger I mean, he had won, but overlooked that win-con and kept playing until someone else pulled off a win a turn later, so I'd say that counts...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   LoadingReadyRun: "We'll rush you through is 200 to 300 years"
 Micalovits: Wait, you can sue the javelin more than once?
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun wow, that IS expedited! 
Tz_BG: I don't think Ben has enough move to get to Matt
 quasi79fu: doesnt he have to be in a adjacent tile?
 xantos69: Did you remember to bring 3 forms of ID?
 Sorator13: @xantos69 birth certificate, death certificate, and.... darn it!
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 xantos69: @Sorator13 Oh, sorry, they all need to be PHOTO IDs.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
Lysander_salamander: Oh, it's betrayal cool
 quasi79fu: hai lysander
 Astramentha: noooooo he was so young
 JadedCynic: and then there was two....
 quasi79fu: oh is it time for NUke?
 RealGamerCow: "Hey no cutting in line"
 Kramburger: Alex craters into hell and lands like Yamcha
 JadedCynic: 
   LoadingReadyRun: dying while holding potion of healing is such a mood
 JadedCynic: 
 quasi79fu: hahahaahah
rogerivany: Same
 xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun But they might need it later.
 Heckhoundbolt: they are connected
 KadmosTech: if only we had a ten foot pole
 quasi79fu: lol
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 quasi79fu: Nuke
 shendaras: 
 quasi79fu: Yassssss
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 KadmosTech: 
 JadedCynic: The whole quarter of Baldur's Gate becomes a crater by tomorrow's dawn...
Lysander_salamander: is this a legacy game?
 quasi79fu: hahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: F
Lysander_salamander: post-death lobby
 AugmentingPath: @Lysander_salamander anything can be a legacy game if you have a sharpie
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Lysander_salamander: Oh, it's a Bhaalspawn story
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 quasi79fu: thanks for stream gnight everyone
 DigitalSeahorse:   Happy Pride
 DiscordianTokkan: Whaargle the Baalgle
adept_nekomancer: Please be careful when dongling the Baals.
 DigitalSeahorse: now I want a drink of Bawls
rogerivany: a low key oki oki?
 RealGamerCow: is that by the fights and tight spaces people?
 DigitalSeahorse: this looks fun!
 KadmosTech: Knights in Tights Paces? 
  Juliamon: RealGamerCow Apparently a sequel
 MacbethSeemsSus: You got Robert Downey Jr?
 RealGamerCow: I assume Wheeler is Doom.
 RealGamerCow: Yeah
 Kentosaurus: that sounds fun
 Micalovits: I think Kathleen is doom
 KadmosTech: 
letsbelgo: wheeler better quote mf doom
 Gadora: Aw, dang. I'd be game if it weren't Marvel. That sounds neat.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Bruceski: I believe the current record is "Archnemesis sweeps and it's not even close", will this be different?
 KadmosTech: Rhythm Cafe- this time with camera!
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 DigitalSeahorse:  excited peach
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 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
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