TXC2: staid firmly on diamond
Mai_Andra:
I actually played long enough to get someone to Iron. 
spicyFerret_: Ah yes, the getting grabbed by potempkin experience
TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson and Adam
chaos5896: thanks for moding, TX
TXC2:
chaos5896 
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TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Knights in Tight Spaces) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Mr_Horrible:
was running around for the latter half of the stream but thanks for the stream, lads 
Mr_Horrible: bummed I'll be missing the chameleon bonus, but I'll have to check the vod
chaos5896:

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Mr_Horrible:
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TXC2: title change!
TXC2: CONTACT
TheAinMAP: Signal.
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
TheAinMAP:
Hello

TXC2:
still 30c at 9pm 
TXC2: he is 90 this year
MenomeAlice: @TXC2 Yep. Hot in Loose Clothing
Gekyouryuu: to quote a tumblr post i just saw: "Chappell Roan was right. It IS like a hundred ninety nine degrees."
TXC2:
baroque? more like Bro broke! 
MenomeAlice: Vivaldi never worked on "Doctor In Distress", unlike a young Zimmer. Whether that's good or bad is up to you.
TXC2: "enquire about going to 110 on the reactor"
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Vinewood_OG: Feels like 42*C here today. I'm living in the movie sunshine and not opening the blast shield.
Vinewood_OG: Grim!
TXC2:
my old bedroom was like that, opening the curtains was like that scene in Terminator 2 
TXC2: !patreon
Creideiki_SE: We considered ourselves a powerful culture.
MenomeAlice: Bloodborne Voice: "It's all our fault!"
Vinewood_OG: South Park took a year off, like we got nothin'
Vinewood_OG: A Royal Flush of disasters
TXC2: or the Onion
JKBalch: Ooh
JKBalch:

Sogheim: I remember one of my favorite authors had to rewrite great big sections of some of his recent novels because current events got too stupid. I think that's why he keeps bringing in aliens.
TXC2:
Cold bear? 
Invitare: Graham?
Vinewood_OG: Womp womp
TXC2:
was it Nelson 
TheAinMAP:

Gekyouryuu: weekly option: Josh Johnson's stand-up videos he posts every tuesday or so
Vinewood_OG: @Gekyouryuu This. 100%
Invitare: Tights in Knight Spaces
Gekyouryuu: Fights in White Satin
Tiber727: Fantasy Hot Topic?
MenomeAlice: So, Picross next week?
TXC2: data for what game?
TXC2: shteel shtord
MenomeAlice: "I see your Schword is as big as mine"
PixelArtDragon: Time to play Sorry Cop!
EvilBadman: Haha americans do not apologize
EvilBadman: nice fuckin' try
TXC2:
American can say sorry? 
Tiber727: Americans say it like the word "are" is in the middle.
Anubis169: We're Men! We're Men in Tights!
iris_of_ether subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
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GamerCat88 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 90 months!
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TXC2: Cool game
Invitare: "wahtah"
MenomeAlice: Thank you
TXC2:
Right chat I'm off 'cause I REALLY need a shower 
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
Bruceski: Larboard Kick
Gekyouryuu: no, cam, not Front Kick as in a direction, but rather as a facade of perfectly acceptable activities used to disguise an array of illicit activities, like a mafia pizza joint.
MenomeAlice: THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER
Gekyouryuu: I can't think of any elaboration to make this actually funny, but I had the thought and need to get it out of my head: Roald Dahlsim
MenomeAlice: @Gekyouryuu The Big Friendly Grappler
Gekyouryuu: @MenomeAlice wait, I've got it: Charlie and the Pain Factory, or, Sweet Fighter
IzzySmash030: Ragdolling then fading out of existence? If only...
Vinewood_OG:
"Warn me before you yank something out of my deep storage" 
iris_of_ether: Me too tbh
24 raiders from Kikoskia have joined!
Kikoskia: How do! Time to punch people!
MenomeAlice: Sap Soup
The_Knight_Owl: Hit'em with the big soup
IzzySmash030: Maybe if we give them soup we can make peace
hattingston: Soup is going to be for the Road to Empress crossover dlc
IzzySmash030: Make soup, not war
thrythlind subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
thrythlind: heya, love this game... I'd love them to see an urban fantasy take on this eventually
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iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
thrythlind: anvil = permanent gear ;; bag = consumables one-shot stuff ;; sign = healing and recruiting
Bruceski: My Karaoke go-to is Be Prepared. The kids love it.
iris_of_ether: Have stepdad who listened to that and indeed he cannot sing
Gekyouryuu: Cam, you've just given me an idea: Alternate title for Disco Elysium: "I've got friends in lobe places."
IzzySmash030: Holy shit its Andre from DS3
RuiFaleiro: i go with This Must Be the Place, or in two cases where the songlist was unprepared, Jesus of Suburbia (9:08 long)
Mangledpixel: it's like a pop-up book
thrythlind: have y'all played Fights in Tight Spaces? (the James Bond/John Wick original version of this game)
Juliamon: they did, I think
Gekyouryuu: @thrythlind I THINK Wheeler did for Is This Your Card? once
iris_of_ether: I was always fond of Flagpole Sitta for karaoke
Juliamon: *someone* played it on LRR
MenomeAlice: @Gekyouryuu He did, it made me buy it
iris_of_ether: I also liked his solo album which ended up being super niche??
CaptainSpam: The One-Hit Wonderland episode on Flagpole Sitta was great for learning about Harvey Danger, honestly.
thrythlind: ranged people will also commit if you shove an enemy into their LOS... but don't start committed if just facing their friends
MenomeAlice: 🎵Kick, into the fire 🎵
thrythlind: I love watching the replays on these
thrythlind: Voids you can kick people through are marked
thrythlind: there are specific moves for hitting downed people
CaptainSpam: Fighting? I'm in!
RatherLargeToad: it’s actually a very aggressive book club
ArtDecoSunburn: As a scholar, how do I specialize in the historiography of underground fighting tournaments?
Bruceski: "You made this? I made this."
MenomeAlice: "You'll also have the opportunity to kill 50, may
MenomeAlice: "You'll also have the opportunity to kill 50, maybe 60 men"
thrythlind: I love grapple, you could have grappled the staff man into that spot and then shifted so the archer would shoot him
thrythlind: ooo... grapple
Mangledpixel: shitter's full
MenomeAlice: WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR
Bruceski: There's the next Loading Ready Live planning settled.
Vinewood_OG:

dumbo3k: I still cheer my own pooping, that counts right?
Bruceski: New Meyers-Briggs just dropped
spethycakes: Iambic quatrameter
spethycakes: trochic*
spethycakes: because tro-CHEE (as opposed to (I-amb)
iris_of_ether: Cori.
Bruceski: I want flat-pack storage like that
Mangledpixel: call them a binder the way they flattened that chest
thrythlind: oh, stumbled into one of my favorite descriptions in a horror RPG last night... player walked into a pre-fab home looking for the local Pagan Priestess... "She's sitting in the armchair, you can tell it's her by the clothes and her head which is there... but her rib cage isn't"
Metric_Furlong: head: smashed
iris_of_ether: So if shoes are like a horse monotoe what does that make those weird toe shoes
thrythlind: yep
thrythlind: that's a time sensitive second objective meant to make you be reckless
iris_of_ether:

spethycakes: toe shoes and deep stretches....
Vinewood_OG: That's assault
empyreon:

iris_of_ether: Psychology sounds correct yes
spethycakes: I hope we don't make them like that any more
ArtDecoSunburn: Hey, as a onetime History TA, I resemble that!
Vinewood_OG: Table for 1
spethycakes: This is now an image that is stuck in my brain
thrythlind: Dodge by the way just ignores completely the next strike
Mangledpixel: railing kills!
Vinewood_OG: pwincesss
iris_of_ether: Man, the Necronomicon hit hard times
TheMerricat:
College sure was a place for people to try out new ideas for their images... unfortunately. 
hyalopterous: Bleeding is rarely a positive status
Mai_Andra: "...that can be stacked."
Gekyouryuu: "Bleeding is a negative stats effect." "Well, with THAT attitude..."
thrythlind: I believe Broad Shoulders stays for the fight
MenomeAlice: Did the Witch Hat guy go around shouting how his hat was definitely NOT cursed?
thrythlind: yeah, Broad Shoulders should last the entire fight
thrythlind: that's why it is Exiled on play
iris_of_ether: In college we had someone get out of a conversation she didn't want to be in with another place's gaming club by excusing herself into the inner office, closing the door, making a loud sound like she got garoted, and then playing dead on the floor until he went away
iris_of_ether: College
iris_of_ether: So do i
iris_of_ether: More of a BLORK
thrythlind: I avoided some mormon missionaries in Korea by pretending to not speak English (knew barely enough French)
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Vinewood_OG: well said
Pteraspidomorphi: Relatable
spethycakes: Very relatable
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm starting to think these guys aren't all on the same team...
Mangledpixel: they do look to be tarot card aspect ratio
spethycakes: I only drink mead if it's suspicious (don't do this)
iris_of_ether:

CaptainSpam: I mean, fair calls all around in that conversation.
hyalopterous: That's a lot of dudes
TheMerricat:
"I cast FIREBALL!" 
MenomeAlice: Check the objective
spethycakes:

RatherLargeToad: Taddon: Apply directly to the forehead
MenomeAlice: That's okay
thrythlind: broad shoulders lasts the full fight
Mangledpixel: made from real vegetarians
CaptainSpam: I like the archer deliberately taking up a position in melee range.
thrythlind: you guys use block a lot less than I do
thrythlind: yeah, but you have free block
TheAinMAP:

RatherLargeToad: Rather large dude
farley_f: whenever you sweep the leg should you call out “No mercy”
MenomeAlice: Bah gawd
farley_f: I wonder how a game like this would be with super hero’s. for example Batman, lady shiva, black canary, wildcat etc
thrythlind: Curse are cards that are placed in your deck to take up space and do bad things
thrythlind: the cleric watching you just spend all the money on healing instead of hiring them
ContingentCat: just a very big kabob
MenomeAlice: @thrythlind Well maybe they should be giving out freebie heals to entice people into paying for more
ContingentCat: Can't deny that hustler life
KharadBanar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
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thrythlind: the counter striking is fun... but it's one of the build styles that's really dangerous to get to work since it encourages you to put yourself where people will attack you
thrythlind: yes
RealGamerCow: I hope this game doesn't do what Fights did, and have the final fights be orders of difficulty harder than the previous fights
thrythlind: there are some cards only specific classes can use
RealGamerCow: Still haven't finished that game
thrythlind: but otherwise they're all shared
thrythlind: sadly, so is your action point economy
thrythlind: if you step with the mage first then she is in range to support
thrythlind: if you have your sorcerer front kick the cleric then brawler will hit them too
thrythlind: that was dodge
Wondermoo: Boop
thrythlind: I do
BlackIsis: Mechwarrior 2 is an all-timer soundtrack.
BlackIsis: Someone did a "Bred for War" remix of them you can find on Bandcamp that is stellar.
thrythlind: punch the brawler and both your people will get a hit on them
MenomeAlice: Some say Mechwarrior 2 is the best. They're wrong and they're just me, but still.
iris_of_ether:

CaptainSpam: Mmm, fresh cheese.
RatherLargeToad:

TheAinMAP:

thrythlind: I tried Mechwarrior 5 recently... but was a bit put off by the milquetoast protag they gave you rather than just, you know, leave it a blank
Vinewood_OG: Sharp Cheddar, standing by
iris_of_ether: Muenster, standing by
Wondermoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 154 months!
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MenomeAlice: @thrythlind I'm just put off by it going *too* sim-like, so thanks to the technical restrictions of the time MW2 is a nice arcadey/sim balance
AMuseOfFirebane:

thrythlind: @MenomeAlice yeah, I did 1 hour-long unboxing vid of MW5 and felt that was enough
TheMerricat: Chat, I am dumbfounded... I just discovered I don't own any mechwarrior games... I could have sworn I had played them..
BlackIsis: Battletech is an acceptable substitute.
BlackIsis: (Also with a killer soundtrack)
iris_of_ether: @TheMerricat GoG??
TheMerricat:
@iris_of_ether No I checked my playnite library which hooks into everything. I think @BlackIsis called it, I must have remembered playing battletech instead of mechwarrior. 
BlackIsis:
@TheMerricat No shame there. 
thrythlind: yeah, the support attacks are what make parties more efficient than solo. But they're hard to reliably setup at times
MenomeAlice: Trip them up and they'll flail around saying they can't swim
hyalopterous: Hallelujah!
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thrythlind: the cards of this game are a LOT different flavor than the ones in Fights in Tight Spaces
MenomeAlice: Aww, I can't make the Alice response jokes now because Cam KILLED ME
hyalopterous: Jocelyn gonna joslte em
thrythlind: there's a card in Fights (spy version) called "Flurry" that just adds a bunch of 0 cost jabs to your hand... and it's a REAL good momentum builder
DekuTreeDad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
DekuTreeDad: Love the stylistic choices of this game.
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RatherLargeToad: someone queue the Gorn fighting music
hyalopterous:

MenomeAlice: "What happens when a Toad gets hit by lightning?" It croaks. It CROAKS. i.e dies
thrythlind: look at the rewards too
thrythlind: oh yeah, the story on the "Tight Spaces" games is very very thin
Gekyouryuu: time to watch Cam's story in Checkpoint
MenomeAlice: Fire the sword using the bow
133 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
SquareDotCube: the broadest of swords
SnackPak_: I hope that sticks
CrossXhunteR: the sequel to big money hustlas?
iris_of_ether: Yes
Gekyouryuu: Cam, your Destiny story was AMAZING
hyalopterous: HAllelujah!
ContingentCat: hallelujah?
CrossXhunteR: i listened to the ICP at too young an age
thrythlind: the tunnels don't work
MenomeAlice: @thrythlind They just make things worse, but I know I'll see your face again
thrythlind: ????
MenomeAlice: The Verve
thrythlind: okay
MenomeAlice: I am old 👵
thrythlind: I'm 49, I'm just not familiar with that group
thrythlind: Dodge is also great for triggering an AOE so a lot of enemies get friendly fire that you avoid entirely
thrythlind: oh, huh, maybe the tunnels do work?
thrythlind: It WOULD have
thrythlind: if he had survived the kick
thrythlind: if you dodge a projectile it hits the next person in the way, btw
KeytarCat: How go the knights in tights?
MenomeAlice: @KeytarCat I've been waiting all stream for these knights to reach the lingerie department
briotheCAT: Redirect on slip
thrythlind: I love watching the replays on these
thrythlind: each act gets worse
thrythlind: Fights in Tight Spaces (the first game like this) is more John Wick or James Bond
thrythlind: YES
thrythlind: that
thrythlind: 100%
hyalopterous: That was inspired by oldboy
TotallyNotaBeholder: The staircase one shot fight?
briotheCAT: Oldboy is the correct pull thank you Cori
thrythlind: my favorite thing to do on these games is to record the Replays and string them together into a video without the game play
hyalopterous: Yeah, tony jaa getting his elephasnt back
pctjoe: dread feels that way too but also guns
thrythlind: Clerics and Sorcerers can pick up attack cards
thrythlind: and heal cards
thrythlind: you just have to get the access on the card rewards
BlackIsis: Have you played Tactical Breach Wizards, Cam?
JKBalch: Yeah, this was fun to watch
thrythlind: the dialogue on Fights was... one or two lines and then on to fight
iris_of_ether:

thrythlind: the dialogue on Knights is long enough to notice and care about the thinness
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for a bonus Thursday CTS featuring the latest Twitch hotness, MECCHA CHAMELEON! Game: MECCHA CHAMELEON) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:02 from now).
MenomeAlice: Good Nytol
ContingentCat: Something'll happen
spethycakes: SOMETHING's going to happen
ArtDecoSunburn: Thank you for exploring this game. Not sure what my opinion is, but I appreciated seeing it and hearing your analysis.
ContingentCat: gesundheit Cam
iris_of_ether: Harsh but fair
TheAinMAP:

iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Metric_Furlong: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
Metric_Furlong: not now, box
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always encouraged.
Metric_Furlong: must be nice
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