paronomasiac042: ho, chat! we hype?
e_bloc: I'm hoping Serge built Wheeler's deck
CaptainSpam: @paronomasiac042 Hi, chat! We hope.
paronomasiac042: "hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister"
TehAmelie: hopin' and hypin' with both hands
TehAmelie: hopying, if you will
paronomasiac042: better than hypoing
TehAmelie: i think that's diabetes jargon
Juliamon: medical in general really
Juliamon: you wouldn't want to be hypothermic any more than you would want to be hypoglycemic
Juliamon: speaking from experience, hypothyroid ain't great either
paronomasiac042: hypodermic could be great, could be shit
ArtOfStuttering: Oh, title change!
TehAmelie: mostly i think we see how throwing around "i'm so hypo" without a clear context would be bad
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paronomasiac042: hippocratic hypnotist
Foxmar320:
ErynTzun F5s in
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foopoiuyt: Go Doom!
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loufghyslaufey: @foopoiuyt Pffft. dUCK fOOM! Might Fe!
KaleidoscopeMind: oh i thought kathleen was doom
Juliamon: There was some disagreement
thraximore: wheeler pulled rank
Sorator13: We are all doom on this blessed day
thraximore: speak for yourself
Juliamon: we are all blessed on this doomed day
loufghyslaufey: Pffft. I "made progress", it says...
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CaptainSpam:
That photo looks vaguely like the Beastie Boys are about to lay some ill beats on Dr. Doom. 
Dog_of_Myth: Make way for DOOM
Strebenherz: DOOOM
WriterRaven: IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
ErynTzun: >_>
ErynTzun: <_<
Juliamon: !cardview on
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WriterRaven: @ErynTzun <_>
Amazonian: All FOUR Fantastics?! wowie!
ErynTzun: @WriterRaven >_<
e_bloc: paul does one last check to make sure everyone is wearing pants
TehAmelie: ^_^
Amazonian: so here's the thing
Amazonian: wait
Sakura__Sabre: v_v
TehAmelie: eek
foopoiuyt: Doom!
BusTed: wow
Geldaran: ummm.
jacqui_lantern234: dUwUm
EhDecentCanadian: Lmaooo
BusTed: I'm impressed
e_bloc: this is a great bit
Amazonian: MF Doom in person wow
dutchmoose: sittin in court and be your own star witness
Sorator13: omg G's hair is incredible
MyrddintheWizard: DOOM!
Krillin_fan:
e_bloc: frankenstein?
KaleidoscopeMind: G looks good gray
loufghyslaufey: So Ben?
TheWooglie:
insanecat6mtg: Good evening.
public_key_reveal_party: calling nelson Ben broke my brain for a minute
ErynTzun: Reed might have a hard time holding the cards lol
Sorator13: oh my god Cori's sleeves!
TehAmelie: do you have the muscle suit under that shirt?
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore: the "invisible" arms a nice touch
KWardJenx: The sleeve!
hd_dabnado: bubly on screen
ErynTzun: Beep Boop Blorp!
MrPipboy3000: Me?
hd_dabnado: ourple bubly
loufghyslaufey: "Viktor "Ben" Dupe" Ulmer...??
Morrigan9: before Zod?
e_bloc:
444
ritchards: G's hair!
northos: these costumes are the absolute perfect level of effort
fcloud: yeah the reed richards costume is too good
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: G kinda pullss off the mr fantastic look
Stardackk: i thought nelson was wearing a bean hoodie for a sec
ErynTzun: @Morrigan9 different universe lol
KaleidoscopeMind: oh this is a new table top
GasCityGaming:
Only if you're at Amsterdam Wheeler 
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glencoco132: Very blursed energy from the costumes
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jacqui_lantern234: as a good ruler, youre 30cm
Strebenherz: Hell yeah
ItsThugDimmadome: Do we use all caps when we spell WHEELER now?
TehAmelie: a constitutional monarchy of cards!
plaidanddrpepper: Wheeler's Doom has almost a..Trump flair to the accent.
Voidhawk42: DOOM BUCKS for all
fcloud: @jacqui_lantern234 tmi
Diabore: loading ready doom sent me
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: best way to have a loyal force of minions is to provide for them
Dog_of_Myth: @plaidanddrpepper Don't give Doom a bad name there.
Fruan: I hate to break it to you, but the Fantastic 4 are capitalists. Reed might be the bad guy.
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Mindfire13: This should be fantastic
Sealtest: I love the nose job you got Mr.Doom it looks fantastic
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: put them in the blender
KaleidoscopeMind: are... cori's sleeves chroma keyed our?
TehAmelie: oh, Cori is partially invisible. great stuff
Dog_of_Myth: The chroma key on Cori is a fantastic touch
public_key_reveal_party: wheeler is leaning in on being the villian tonight
accountmadeforants: Oh the invisibility effect is very cool
jacqui_lantern234:
but does Dr Doom toot as he please?
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loufghyslaufey: Super.... "Frienemies"? Question Mark(s)...!???
fcloud: i'm suddenly realizing that what LRR needed was yet another ben
e_bloc: doom prevails
BusTed: sweet
BraveOthello: Cori's costume is inspired
e_bloc: shout out to Garuk too
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFT
DMGlol: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: challenging
jacqui_lantern234: KATHLEEN XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud Like Ben 4 or 5?
KWardJenx: Or...
accountmadeforants: Moobs: More boobs
chaos5896: Thanks, Angle!
Juliamon: yes Cori
public_key_reveal_party: hello highlights
fcloud: johnny flame is known for having 1d6 boobs
jacqui_lantern234: CORI YES
ErynTzun: lol the green sleeves nice
Strebenherz: Cori greenscreened is brilliant
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loufghyslaufey: @fcloud (stutter) I mean, yeah! He's "Victor "Ben" Doom"... Ulmer(?)
TehAmelie: Kathleen, the Cat Human Torch
e_bloc: mf doom
Cptasparagus: rip the great
Stardackk: not possible
ErynTzun: Johnny is very Goth
YeetTheRich_: godspeed
jacqui_lantern234:
too late, wheeler 
e_bloc: hit them with the gas face
Foxmar320: Play test? Never
chaos5896: Got em
BusTed: gottem
loufghyslaufey: @TehAmelie No one else can unsee that no more, right? I may as well have
Sorator13:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Doom preparing to inflict Doom's plan upon everyone?
fcloud: oh shit, cori IS invisible
fcloud: thats so good
Foxmar320: Cori's hair is amazing
Juliamon: also, please actually clip, there have been fewer clips than usual lately
accountmadeforants: That's a cool house rule
Fruan: Wait, doesn't that mean that if they all have their commanders out, they win?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon With the REPO stream and the stream yesterday????
Sorator13: Sue Storm controls the Fantastic Four, got it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm just bad at clipping
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Would you believe there were only 3 Let's Nope clips this week?
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loufghyslaufey: Does Doom here have "stormtrooper vision" tonight? Quick! Ask Fan-LRR-Stic to ask him!
foopoiuyt: Doom is known for his fairness
Foxmar320: @Thefluffiestguineapig Let's Nope the other night had only 3 clips
Paranundrox: Archenemy always go first
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Canonically she is one of the smartest people in the Marvel comics universe and also is VERY STRONG
fcloud: "i'm gonna play very fair" -- well-known combo player ben wheeler
nightsreach: Is the no glasses part of the fairness?
plaidanddrpepper: whoa!
Mangledpixel: this must be some strange usage of the word 'fair' I wasn't previously aware of
DMGlol: lmao I love the green screen use
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul!
Strebenherz: Damn Paul!!
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Sapphic_Shenanigans: Let's gooo, that's rad
chaos5896: ALL HAIL PAUL!!!
Diabore: thank you paul!
WriterRaven: Great job, Paul/Herbie.
Decaped: Whoa!
Sorator13: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
ErynTzun: Fancy 5 Player mode
asthanius: 2 and a broken image for Doom?
LRRbot: Embrace My Diabolical Vision | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You draw seven cards, then each other player draws four cards.
KWardJenx: Wow! Looks fantastic, Paul
thraximore: lmao
public_key_reveal_party: That is impressive to get that set up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel We live in a hyper capistalist dystopia, that use of the word "fair"?
northos:
Diabore: you draw 7, everyone else draws 4
DMGlol: doom draws 7, everyone else draws 4
Paranundrox: Doom gets 7 everyone gets 4
LRRbot: Introductions Are in Order | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, choose one — / • Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
loufghyslaufey: 60!? The heck...?
doubleo21: Graham looking very distinguished with the touch of gray
Thefluffiestguineapig:
I'm so glad everyone else knows the in comics lore about how Doom talks
loufghyslaufey: Read the card, DOOM
Obos_TAB: What are Doom's points?
public_key_reveal_party: so, how does one set a scheme in motion?
Paranundrox: Would be really funny to immediately force mull them to 4 (and also terrible tv)
LRRbot: Doctor Doom, Unrivaled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Sorcerer Villain [4/4] | Lifelink / {T}: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.
DMGlol: oh yeah the doomsday doom
loufghyslaufey: Hey, hey! Resolve the scheme, Doom!
Strebenherz: The mental image of Doom pulling out a page, reading off of it, and going "Wait, we're not doing that" has me cackling
Paranundrox: @public_key_reveal_party Archenemy gets one per turn
Sorator13: Oh!
Sorator13: Wow. That's a card.
LRRbot: Doom's Servo-Guards [1B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and mill two cards.
Diabore: JUDGE, that doesnt win on an empty library right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Obos_TAB Doom does not feel the need to abide by the same rules as all the peons!!!
kristof162028: Hey graham will there be a edsc video on youtube sometime in the future?
flatluigi: @Diabore it does
public_key_reveal_party: @Paranundrox gotcha, thank you
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Can that mill itself?
LRRbot: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.
YeetTheRich_: lmao
Paranundrox: @Diabore You win before you would lose to SBAs for drawing on an empty library
Obos_TAB: Hahahaha
LRRbot: Gleemox [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / This card is banned.
flatluigi: lmao wheeler
thraximore: DOOM can cast what he pleases!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Paranundrox OH NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thraximore GDI this is making me giggle so hard
loufghyslaufey: No, no! The other one! Gawd... Superjudge BEEJ, Save the night on this very paper fight...!
ErynTzun: Doom is a cheater cheater
Foxmar320:
Settle in
e_bloc: sixty won't be enough
AugmentingPath: That's not even a real Gleemox, you fiend!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun You thought Doom would play fair?
LRRbot: Castle Vantress | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control an Island. / {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}{U}, {T}: Scry 2.
LRRbot: Desert of the Indomitable | Land — Desert | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {1}{G}
Sealtest: the real mr.doom would blow his nose in the mask
Fruan: It's a shared life total, right? 2 headed giant style?
TehAmelie: everyone shield your eyes from Doom's visage! oh it's just Wheeler
Fruan: Or am I remembering an old version?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sealtest There is no nose
Anubis169:
Thank you Mr. Grahamtastic 
loufghyslaufey: Gleemox? Wait, wait. "Gleemox", is a real "fake" card?
Juliamon: loufghyslaufey Beej cannot save you here (he's in Edmonton)
BusTed: Good camera setup
fcloud: the grahamtastic four??
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig nope just taunts
northos: @loufghyslaufey yeah, it's a promo thingy from Magic Online
LRRbot: I Know All, I See All | Ongoing Scheme | Untap all permanents you control during each opponent's untap step. / At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into your graveyard this turn from anywhere, abandon this scheme.
Paranundrox: @loufghyslaufey I believe its Mtgo only
TehAmelie: Gleemox, maybe the most deliberately busted card of all time. that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie There would be no warning, just blasting everyone who saw under the mask
meddlingmage_: oh this rocks
TehAmelie: 's so Doom
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know a bunch of these schemes because of the horror plane
LRRbot: Ifnir Deadlands | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B}. / {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Put two −1/−1 counters on target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.
northos:
*a* mind stone, not *the* mind stone 
WotC_Matt: ALL IS AS DOOM WILLS IT.
DMGlol: the cool mind stone
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unless Doom added more of Doom's own plans
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
thraximore:
don't forget to untap 
Sorator13: I was about to ask, THE mind stone or A mind stone
Decaped: This is going worse for the Fantastic Four than their second movie!
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
fcloud:
go doom 
it's your birthday
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Sorator13 
(Unsure)
LRRbot: Agent Phil Coulson [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Hero you control.
WotC_Matt: THERE ARE MANY MIND STONES, SOME MORE SPECIFIC THAN OTHERS. IT'S FINE.
flatluigi: i think he's going to tahiti soon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WotC_Matt GDI, that got me
e_bloc: good joke Nellie
Sorator13: @WotC_Matt pff
Anubis169:
Hiya Matt 
loufghyslaufey: @Juliamon Dismissing the power of a lvl 5 superjudge? Sure. I'll die first. Cuz I know I won't be the last...
Going_Medium: Tahiti, it's a magical place.
Juliamon: I'm sure WotC has had no internal issues with The Mind Stone
Sorator13: mind goblin stone?
LRRbot: Feed the Machine | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, the player sacrifices two creatures of their choice. If the player chooses others, each of your other opponents sacrifices a creature of their choice.
omdorastrix: I don't mind a stone
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Oh I'm sure not
e_bloc: but when do we get 'the jace the mind sculptor'
Anubis169:
Sorator13: aww NUTS
Foxmar320: Victory!
TehAmelie: yeah you are!
northos: dang that wayne reynolds art tho
DeM0nFiRe:
Sealtest: i dont think the fire code allows for her to be on fire
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon:
Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
northos:
Foxmar320:
LRRbot: Night's Whisper [1B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and lose 2 life.
Sorator13: YES
WotC_Matt: The original, default position was of course we can't name a card The Mind Stone. That position eroded over time.
Strebenherz: HANDS
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sealtest The jokes seem to be
public_key_reveal_party: kathleen you are brilliant
lamina5432: tiny hands
Foxmar320: Im amazed LRR doesn't have a pair of doll hands just laying around
hd_dabnado: who else up mounting doom?
LRRbot: Mount Doom | Legendary Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Mount Doom deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Mount Doom and a legendary artifact: Choose up to two creatures, then destroy the rest. Activate only as a sorcery.
WriterRaven: Doom plays cards as he pleases!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 That would be too easy to lose and too cursed
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Sapphic_Shenanigans: Doom toots as he pleases!
fcloud: dr doom is the dr mundo of the marvel universe
LRRbot: Doctor Doom, Unrivaled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Sorcerer Villain [4/4] | Lifelink / {T}: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WriterRaven *Doom can play cards as doom pleases
Sorator13: congratulations, you played yourself
e_bloc: arent these four people literally your rivals
LRRbot: Witch's Clinic | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target commander gains lifelink until end of turn.
DMGlol: what was his scheme
Lord_Hosk: hotter than Mt Doom?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DMGlol Making all of us call Doom Doom for the entire game and thinking we wouldn't get tired of it
WotC_Matt: Mount Doom... great land name... less great sorcery name.
Dog_of_Myth: Watch out Doom, Squirrel Girl is on the way
fcloud:
@WotC_Matt 
Sorator13: @WotC_Matt ....MATT
LRRbot: Chasm Skulker [2U] | Creature — Squid Horror [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / When this creature dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Dog_of_Myth:
@WotC_Matt
WotC_Matt: Sorry.
e_bloc: importantly its a horror
Voidhawk42: Latveria is vaguely in the balkans area. So it might use cyrillic
LRRbot: Human Torch, Johnny Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, if you control another Hero, Human Torch deals 1 damage to target opponent. / Power-up — {6}{R}: Put three +1/+1 counters on Human Torch.
northos: John Torch, the Human Torch?
fcloud: look on the bright side, at least it's not an instant 👍
LRRbot: Bitter Reunion [1R] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {1}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
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Ranakel: Human Johnny: Torch Storm
thanzo:
mount doom 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Squirrel Girl in game would GENUINELY be terrifying
AugmentingPath: That's Mikey Neumann's invitational card, it looks just like him
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert this land: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
Diabore: who let the thing read
foolish_s4mwise: I love Squirrel Girl so much, and the fact that her card is good delights me
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl [1GGG] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Human Hero [4/4] | Do You Like Squirrels? — Whenever The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl enters or attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / I LOVE Squirrels! — {1}{G}{G}{G}: Create X 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is the number of Squirrels you control.
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ErynTzun: Squirrel Girl vs Doom isn't even fair, doomed to be defeated by words and squirrels.
WotC_Matt: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
AugmentingPath: sure doesn't say "TAP" anywhere on that card
Thefluffiestguineapig: Squirrel girl with bloomburrow squirrels will be breaking commander
e_bloc: you must really like squirrels
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun In comic IIRC this has already happened
ErynTzun: It's just how she rolls
s0lesurviv0r: green Krenko seems kinda dece
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh I know I have a lot of the comics
LRRbot: Your Fate Is Thrice Sealed | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest into your hand.
TehAmelie: love a card that single handedly gets to "let's measure the height of the pile of tokens with a ruler"
raulghoulia: Salt and Peppa!
flatluigi: those lands aren't even tapped
northos: !card ebon stronghold
LRRbot: Ebon Stronghold | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {B}{B}.
Bruceski: @Thefluffiestguineapig Amazonian already has a Brawl deck for it, she got to hit the 250 token Arena cap.
WriterRaven: They come in untapped, btw.
e_bloc: if I unseal my fate twice and there's another sale I'm just crashing out
Decaped: not even tapped!
thraximore: the lands say tapped
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Which was the white rabbit?
northos: @ chat the lands are tapped because they both say etb tapped
flatluigi: aha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski NO
LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
WriterRaven: @thraximore Ahh, that'd do it.
LRRbot: Breach the Multiverse [5BB] | Sorcery | Each player mills ten cards. For each player, choose a creature or planeswalker card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. Then each creature you control becomes a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
Strebenherz: @Bruceski yesssssssss
Foxmar320: 10?!
HadesLeprechaun: oh this is bad
Dog_of_Myth: @Foxmar320 Yeah, card is messed up
LRRbot: Spider-Man, Miles Morales [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [5/5] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Spider-Man enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Hero [2/2] | You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. / {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of creature sources.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz As someone who has been utterly demolished by the green white combo token deck in alchemy sometimes I didn't know there was a cap
LRRbot: Franklin Richards, Ascendant [5R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Hero [6/6] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, discover 6.
e_bloc: huge flavor victory
Larkonus: Doom gives the baby lots of candy before sending him back to his parents.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would like to dispute Franklin Richards being a mutant
LRRbot: Ethereal Investigator [3U] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, investigate X times, where X is the number of opponents you have. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Dog_of_Myth: Flavor win for Wheeler
raulghoulia: one more thing
northos:
that...seems like a big liability for the heroes to have in archenemy
TehAmelie: he's more of an intuitive scientist
Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia Wheeler basically is just MtG Columbo on FNPF
Decaped: Reading Green creatures. Tale as old as time.
Dog_of_Myth: Well, yes techinically
LRRbot: Hercules, Prince of Power [2G] | Legendary Creature — Demigod Warrior Hero [3/3] | Power-up — {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hercules. He gains vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn.
fcloud:
not sure i've ever seen kathleen quote eminem before 
KaleidoscopeMind: is it the herc that's in a relationship with wolverine?
e_bloc: they both sprang fully formed from Graham's library
raulghoulia: Thor is fine but Heracles is a rainbow bridge too far
LRRbot: Angel of Suffering [3BB] | Creature — Nightmare Angel [5/3] | Flying / If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage and mill twice that many cards.
avjamethyst: I am
Dog_of_Myth:
zshunter: @raulghoulia Heh because Marvel Herc is bisexual
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I hope he drives a Peugot and has a basset hound named "Dog."
e_bloc: it would be too much to ask that gaea's blessing be in the deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie For who are we talking about? I got lost trying to keep track of what all Doom was casting
raulghoulia: @KaleidoscopeMind alt universe wolverine with magic resistant gold metal skelton
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
WotC_Matt: Wait, ask again?
superdude097: The back half has to be the right MV
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flatluigi: discovering into a mdfc
Paranundrox: As long as the back meets the mana requirement
ecocd: Yeah, they changed that, because it was so broken.
e_bloc: how caked up is the card
LoadingReadyRun: Doom calls upon the Judge of the Multiverse!
Mindfire13: You can cast back if it would be castable otherways
thanzo:
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH GOOD
LRRbot: Throne of Death [B] (front: Egon, God of Death) | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. / {2}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Draw a card.
WotC_Matt: You can cast whatever, but the spell has to meet the discover number requirement too.
ElektroTal: how deeply surprising to discover who doom is
e_bloc: are you thinking of doom from inspector gadge5t
TehAmelie: @Thefluffiestguineapig someone said Doom is not much of a reader so i went with that
ecocd: Pffffft. Who is this WotCMatt person. Almost as if they know the comprehensive rules about as well as anyone.
Dog_of_Myth:
@ElektroTal It is shocking. 
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Is this where the Tennessee Valley Authority comes in? (Knows nothing of Marvel except that a power utility apparently controls flow of time.)
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn The TVA does hold a great deal of power, it's true
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Ah, because I was being too autistic and said "I dispute Franklin Richards being a mutant" and lost track of what was being referred to
ecocd: Though I heard WotCMatt had a new role, sooooo questionable.
LoadingReadyRun:
Oh my God! Doom's face under the mask is so horribly disfigured! oh, wait...
Sorator13: also I have absolutely no comprehension of Wheeler's board state after that last scheme
revjakenash: I wish the TVA would pull me out of the depression
Dog_of_Myth:
Paul
flatluigi: !card blasphemous act
LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
WotC_Matt: After this game, why not try a new game designed by Rosewater, inspired by Wheeler attacking everyone until they die? DOOM SWINGS, on sale now!
LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
TehAmelie: those who battle with monsters, eh
Paranundrox: Heroic
Sorator13: @WotC_Matt oh, is that the one where Doom experiences emotions?
LRRbot: Sky Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
revjakenash: This Nelly, This Monster!
Sorator13: Oh good, I don't need to understand Wheeler's board state anymore
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
ArtDecoSunburn: @revjakenash How much aluminum are you producing? Could we colonize part of you as a secret city for enriching uranium? That cures all sorts of stuff!
LRRbot: The Fabulous Frog-Man [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [3/3] | Reach
raulghoulia: ribbit and rip it!
revjakenash: @ArtDecoSunburn I just want to watch nascar on TV in the holler
LRRbot: Tablet of Discovery [2R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, mill a card. You may play that card this turn. / {T}: Add {R}. / {T}: Add {R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells.
LRRbot: Wiccan, Young Avenger [3R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Warlock Hero [3/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile the top card of your library. Until your next end step, you may play that card.
LRRbot: My Genius Knows No Bounds | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, you may pay {X}. If you do, you gain X life and draw X cards.
ArtDecoSunburn: @revjakenash We'll mark you down for the Bristol stock car and moonshine option.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe?
Ranakel: Eagerly waiting for Dr Doom to disregard villainously commander color identity rule in order to play a certain 10/10
Sorator13: Doom cares not for his life total!
Voidhawk42: He plays it with REAL magic
Fruan: Doctor Doom has Alpha power, but it's all slabbed.
omdorastrix: He's a L4 Superjudge - just below Beej
Thefluffiestguineapig: Doom might or Doom might not enjoy that other people know more than Doom does
revjakenash: @ArtDecoSunburn now yer diggin where there's taters
ArtDecoSunburn: I bet Dr. Doom is a mahjong sort of guy.
Krillin_fan: Reed and Franklin have played Magic in actual panels!
OldUncleDan: He would be a total Spike.
Mindfire13: This scheme implies that a Sphinx's Revelation is the smartest thing you can do
Strebenherz: Rip Justins
Thefluffiestguineapig:
public_key_reveal_party: the most relatable origin story
ArtDecoSunburn: @revjakenash Hey, I grew up in a holler, just slightly further south.
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LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Thefluffiestguineapig: RPDQ got me Graham
omdorastrix: Doom has 8 Jace and a Vraska sitting in a storeroom
raulghoulia: Doctor Doom buys the One RIng from Posty
LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
ArtDecoSunburn: Is the actual lore like "Venture Brothers" where the Fantastic guy was Doom's college lab partner?
TehAmelie: i figure Doom will only tolerate a game with any random element as long as it works just the way he planned
WiJohn: @ArtDecoSunburn more or less
omdorastrix: How does he doom with boxing gloves on his hands?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn He was his roommate
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Really actually
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Ben throw us to the emails real quck
e_bloc: mr fantastic you are smart but you still brainstorm wrong
CastleOtranto: Bravo, Cori
ErynTzun: I like Homestar runner except for their are few ladies in it
plaidanddrpepper: this is why I watch LRR
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ArtDecoSunburn: What exactly is the basis of Doom's Ruritania-stye postage stamp country?
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
WotC_Matt: Chawacters?
Cptasparagus: redoing Trogdor into Fin Fang Foom would be hard
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: YUP
Fruan: I cannot cast "Kree Commandos" without singing "buy all their playsets and toys"
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun You can tell it was written by two guys.
ErynTzun: I'm much older than everyone in LRR but I have the entirety of the original flash versions of the videos downloaded
Dog_of_Myth:
ElektroTal: where can you still see it?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lmaaooo
DigitalSeahorse: elaborate like she paints herself like a chameleon?
WiJohn: @ArtDecoSunburn He's Dracula
Strebenherz: quality culture
Juliamon: yeah... so much of my lexicon is deeply Homestar-influenced that I don't even remember it all
e_bloc: strongbad had a very tight set of promises for the first 50 emails
OldUncleDan: If Dr. Doom plays MtG, does this imply that Moon Knight plays Yu-Gi-Oh?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun RIP Flash. The clicking for Easter eggs as part of the key browser experience.
OldUncleDan: @ElektroTal They are all on Youtube on the Homestarrunner Channel.
Ranakel: Good to know the Thing's such a big fan of CM Punk's famous catchphrase: "it's clobbering time"
Sorator13: Doom is experiencing vulnerability
BrowneePointz: So if Wheeler was Doom would that make him *Wheeler uvular Trill sound* Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromani?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Juliamon I say "JEEEORRRB" whenever im complimenting someone
ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan I bet he plays Euchre.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: YA DID A GOOD JEEEEORRB
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn OH YES
ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn i know that was fun, can't do it with a video playing in VLC
CastleOtranto: I do kind of wish I could re-experience HR
LRRbot: Deadly Rollick [3B] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Exile target creature.
GasCityGaming: A couple years back I went to buy a Desert Bus shirt and realized the same site had a Trogdor shirt, now I have a Trogdor shirt.
e_bloc: to be fair we're just kinda guessing she's there
ArtDecoSunburn: @WiJohn So garlic and frightening tourists?
zanderkreegan: my god Cori’s wig is amazing
LRRbot: Spellbook [0] | Artifact — Book | You have no maximum hand size.
ArtDecoSunburn: @GasCityGaming Trogdor, the Desert Businator.
LRRbot: The Thing, Ben Grimm [5G] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [7/7] | Trample / Whenever one or more Heroes you control deal damage to a player, put two +1/+1 counters on The Thing.
LRRbot: Pearl Medallion [2] | Artifact | White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
hd_dabnado: nude paint
OldUncleDan: Library of Scott Lang?
LRRbot: Human Torch, Johnny Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, if you control another Hero, Human Torch deals 1 damage to target opponent. / Power-up — {6}{R}: Put three +1/+1 counters on Human Torch.
BraveOthello: Does this mask smell like toast to anyone else?
WiJohn: @ArtDecoSunburn Yes to frightening tourists, he's not a vampire but he pulls from the same set of lightly racist tropes about spooky eastern europe
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig And he hogs the bridge mix.
e_bloc: I haven't really noticed, are the commanders synergistic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn No, it would be parcheese
LRRbot: Sapphire Medallion [2] | Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
public_key_reveal_party: you have the element of surprise, he'll never see the suprise coming
GasCityGaming: @ArtDecoSunburn precisely
LRRbot: Minn, Wily Illusionist [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Gnome Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with "This token gets +1/+0 for each other Illusion you control." / Whenever an Illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to that creature's power from your hand onto the battlefield.
TehAmelie: the classic hero gambit of "let's gang up on him and hit him"
ErynTzun: IllluuuuszionissT
ArtDecoSunburn: @WiJohn Ahh. The "Smecklovia" style of Ruritania. He likes plovers' eggs, wearing outlandish metals, and his hunting lodges stacked with sheep herding mistresses?
LRRbot: Dig Site Inventory [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Flashback {W}
LRRbot: Shoulder to Shoulder [2W] | Sorcery | Support 2. / Draw a card.
superdude097: @e_bloc I think they can go infinite with each other? If not infinite, they at least trigger each other in sequence.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wakka wakka wakka
LithelyUnshod: That Dig Site will still cost a mana, Cori
e_bloc: @superdude097 good design
public_key_reveal_party: the counting storm is my favorite sessame street character
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun Such a moment in time where the medium of delivery viscerally shaped the content.
Sibwow: mr jones is talking heads
e_bloc: underated aqua song, cartoon heroes
OldUncleDan: My favorite CC song is "Einstein on the Beach."
public_key_reveal_party: gotta fire up photoshop now
plaidanddrpepper: colin meloy
Shurtal: I understood that Nelly Reference
Isaac3567: Big yellow taxi too right?
Xenguin47:
Just... way off in left field now.
Bruceski: I think it's gas leak o'clock.
ElektroTal: man, illimat is so good
superdude097: @Sibwow It's also a Counting Crows song
Shurtal: man, y'all are so deep in the weeds, it's a Showtime television series
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski And/or slap happy
ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn Some silly fun games and lots of poorly made slop you kind of had to pick through to find the gems, not much has changed just the slop trough is AI now.
e_bloc: and yet I can only think of the spin doctors
ArtDecoSunburn: Is Doom's doctorate legitimate, or is he one of those plagiarizing Eastern European autocrats?
ContingentCat:
and we're here for it
Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn Literally the latter iirc
TehAmelie:
ritchards: did "Doom" take damage?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn he's legitimately incredibly smart but also a dictator, so both?
ErynTzun: oh no, it didn't get aired out before wearing it
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun Such joy in the quest at the time, though.
Thefluffiestguineapig: You rerouted the Let's Nope gas for tonight
DigitalSeahorse: 4
TehAmelie: i believe Doom has a double doctorate in physics and witchcraft
darkcyril: Deep breaths might be the exact opposite thing that Doom needs right now, Nelly.
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
avjamethyst: the mask ils eva foam primed with plastidip, held together with hot glue and oil based silver paint
ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn There's something called Flashpoint Archive where you can still browse so many games so there are people trying to preserve it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @avjamethyst 0.o
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie As in historical studies of witchcraft? Or he actually flies brooms and conjures toads?
Dog_of_Myth: So all the chemicals then
LithelyUnshod: @ArtDecoSunburn Actual sorcery
TehAmelie: he has summoned the Devil
LoadingReadyRun: The Fantastic 4 are experimenting with a new technique to distract Doctor Doom: 90s nostalgia memes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Doom never graduated from college
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun I wonder if they have the old Candyland games.
LRRbot: All in Good Time | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Schemes can't be set in motion that turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: But Doom literally knows magic from his grandmother IIRC?
raulghoulia: he likely has an honorary degree from LatU
Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia Oh that's probable
e_bloc: but Doom, have you considered the TimeCube?
LRRbot: Inverter of Truth [2BB] | Creature — Eldrazi [6/6] | Devoid / Flying / When this creature enters, exile all cards from your library face down, then shuffle all cards from your graveyard into your library.
e_bloc: four equal sides
Shurtal: Doom, I TOO cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed just to get it all out
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig He seems like the type who would have been in a dueling society at Heidelberg?
Xenguin47: Doom Booties!
ArtDecoSunburn: @LithelyUnshod I bet that was hard to grade.
e_bloc: is that the card in play that thassa oracles
e_bloc: or I guess more accurately lab mans
BraveOthello: He's going for the alt win in Archenemy, damn
derolopercy: I just popped in, what's going on?
Juliamon: a lot
e_bloc: sorry I lost track of the board state
BraveOthello: @derolopercy The Fantastic 4 are fighting Doom
Sorator13: @e_bloc yep, but note that it only works if your last card is drawn with that ability
KaleidoscopeMind: several decisions were made
LithelyUnshod: @derolopercy Officially, F4 v Doom Archenemy
DigitalSeahorse: does Dragon Shields have LRR buttons or is it just Card Kingdom?
e_bloc: @Sorator13 yeah I'm excited for that one
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn He and Reed Richards were literally college roommates, Richards was young and on academic scholarship and Doom had probably donated money or something. And the fact Richards was smarter than him was why Doom hates him to this day
derolopercy: @BraveOthello do they get the combo is they all have their own uncommons
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon This is all fascinating to learn.
DigitalSeahorse:
ty
BraveOthello: @derolopercy Yeah that was rule 0'd
ItsOurIvy: Dr. The Doomering
e_bloc: I say this with complete sincerity: Juliamon provides an important service every day
InfiniTokens: Hello!
derolopercy: @BraveOthello oh cool thx
InfiniTokens: Oh hey, costume Magic
raulghoulia: off brand Mr Fantastic
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Is there a fictional shared university where all the Marvel characters go?
ContingentCat: I wonder what Dr. Doom got his PhD in
GreenyTea: @ContingentCat Doom
LRRbot: Flatman [3G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Hero [1/10] | Origami-Fu — {2}{G}: Switch Flatman's power and toughness until end of turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn I don't believe so, this was likely just in NY
InfiniTokens: So is Doom winning of the FF?
raulghoulia: they're not official
InfiniTokens: *or the
e_bloc: I totally forgot there were the GLA
LithelyUnshod: Squirrel Girl was in the GLA, Ibelieve
Cptasparagus: The Greater Denver Area Avengers
gualdhar: the GL Avengers were sued for copyright infringement
e_bloc: its gotta be the GLA
ContingentCat: @GreenyTea So politics?
InfiniTokens: Demonic Tooter: He's a gas
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was one that was West Coast Avengers
Voidhawk42: There was a Fifty State Initiative once to put an Avengers in every state
e_bloc: can we please get a Dover, Delaware avengers
ErynTzun: Do not diss the Great Lakes, Lake Superior might kill you.
LoadingReadyRun: Spuzzum Avengers
GreenyTea: @ContingentCat Yes, among other Doom
TehAmelie: i want there to be a Topeka Avengers
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, it was Alpha Flight only
ArtDecoSunburn: Four Corners Avengers currently on pause due to Hantavirus?
InfiniTokens: "Avengers, ASSEMBLE, eh?"
Jorsh029: *slaps top of Nelly's hand "this bad boy can hold so much forest and Flat-Man"
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
GreenyTea: European Avengers
darkcyril: @InfiniTokens Ehvengers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GreenyTea You joke.....but
revjakenash: Alpha Flight had the first out gay superhero in comics happy pride everyone
e_bloc: so there's a world where Doom wins
raulghoulia: after getting sued they became the Great Lakes Xmen when they realized theyre all mutants
Strebenherz: DUN DUN DUN
Sealtest: Mr.Doom is unbeatable
insanecat6mtg:
key_wardens: astounding
GreenyTea: DOOM PREVAILS!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @revjakenash Because the crazy Canadians would be the only ones who would tolerate a gay superhero! (sadness)
ElektroTal: Instead of Captain America, there is the Canadian Constable, CanCon for short. he makes you sit and buy alanis records and watch doug and bob mackenzie
iconicshadow89: um wheeler loses right because its draw then if no card you win
ArtDecoSunburn: Does this Doom guy have a Habsburg chin from inbreeding?
e_bloc: yeah
Jorsh029: Yay, more gas leak!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Doom shuffles as he pleases!
e_bloc: at the risk of backseating, that's not how that card works right
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Doom is Latverian
InfiniTokens: It was the Demonic Tooter!
Gaelan_Maestro: @Thefluffiestguineapig we have wolverine as well
e_bloc: doctor doom unrivaled
shoktile: Yeah, I think you have to have a card to draw for doom
MegaDosX: !card doctor doom, unrivaled
LRRbot: Doctor Doom, Unrivaled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Sorcerer Villain [4/4] | Lifelink / {T}: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Would they be folksy barnstormers?
definenull: SBA?
e_bloc: ok actually yeah sorry
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gaelan_Maestro Yeah, but he refuses to be aligned with Canada
Sorator13: Doom does work that way; it's odd, but it does work. The ability resolves before you lose the game for having tried to draw without being able to.
Diabore: trust the multiple judges chat
shoktile: Ah, state based actions
e_bloc: I find this card confusing but I understand now, my apologies
Mindfire13: Doom wins before state based actions
Dr_fragenstien: it even has reminder text saying it works
e_bloc: thank you Nelly
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WotC_Matt: (You win even if you have 0 life or didn’t draw a card.)
Sorator13: (I was also thinking that and went to look it up)
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: The Thing is a lot more knowledgeable about Magic than I remember from the movies
derolopercy: Buncha Canadian superheros and no wolverine?
KaleidoscopeMind: and de-costume for heat-related reasons
Bruceski: Losing for drawing from an empty library happens in the cleanup step. Doom is specifically formatted to trigger before the cleanup step.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Wheeler can breathe some air not in the chemical mask
e_bloc: deepest apologies
TheWorstGamerNA: how's all that going to fit in a youtube video title box?
LithelyUnshod: @Mindfire13 Doom cares not for based states!
niccus: mmmm toum
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski Because why would they want something that has any kind of reasonable downside -.-
Sorator13: @LithelyUnshod Doom has the most based state already; he cannot be affected by lesser states, no matter how based
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig And isn't that just a Ruritania type pastiche of a central European, tiny principality that clearly at one point was in the Holy Roman Empire?
jchinnock: I can’t believe LRR was able to get Robert Downy Jr! so cool
superdude097: Reminder text for Doom's ability: (You win even if you have 0 life or didn’t draw a card.)
derolopercy: Nellys costume is so low effort to everyone else's I love it
e_bloc: @superdude097 this is going to sound dumb but on first read I thought that just meant you could replace the draw and still win
WotC_Matt: Stated-based actions are game actions you take if you're in specific states, such as when playing with the Great Lakes Avengers.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn The "Hapsburg Chin" you're referring to was among the Spanish Hapsburgs
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Not even the subjunctive phases him? No "were" with Doom!
raulghoulia: !decks
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn Doom uses only the suprajunctive
TehAmelie: i know Doom is Romani, but not sure if he wrestled himself to the throne or had a surprise royal ancestor
LithelyUnshod: Doom speaks only in 3rd person present
e_bloc: !card doom reigns supreme
LRRbot: Doom Reigns Supreme [1B] | Enchantment — Plan | Whenever a Villain you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Put a plan counter on this enchantment. / When the fifth plan counter is put on this enchantment, sacrifice it. When you do, target opponent exiles the top five cards of their library. You may cast up to two spells from among the exiled cards without paying their mana costs.
InfiniTokens: @WotC_Matt So would a stated-based action work in another state? What if the caster lives in the state that is being cast?
Sorator13: @InfiniTokens Depends on whether the states have reciprocity
Sorator13: and whether the state-based action is work related
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig True, but it's a shorthand for the broader family inbreeding. The Spanish branch's genes came from the Burgundian and eastern lines, and all of the extended family was prone to hemophilia and other esoteric ailments. I was curious if the character had also been portrayed as having weakness of an inbred aristocrat. Thanks for the input. Comics are an area I don't know.
InfiniTokens: If you cascade with different state-based actions, can you cross state lines? Interstate? Intrastate?
TheMerricat: So chat, as a random thought that came to my mind as this discussion weaved its way through... are there any cards that care about the order of cards in the graveyard/exile and do those zones HAVE order like the library or are they 'orderless'?
Sorator13: if they don't have reciprocity, and it's work related, then the state in which the state-based action occurs will control; if it's not work related, then the resident state controls; if they have reciprocity, then see the reciprocity agreement for details but likely the resident state controls
ArtDecoSunburn: I was trying to figure out if Doom is supposed to be Dracula, or a tragic decayed Gormenghast noble, or a comic relief Eastern European prince from a Saki short story.
Sorator13: @TheMerricat There absolutely are cards that care about graveyard order, and you generally need to say at the start of the game if you have such a card in your deck
e_bloc: @TheMerricat definitely graveyard, I dont think so for exile
e_bloc: !card shallow grave
LRRbot: Shallow Grave [1B] | Instant | Return the top creature card of your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
TheMerricat: Thanks chat!
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Sorator13: @Sorator13 But they haven't made *new* graveyard order cards in quite some time, I believe, because folks generally agree it's a bad mechanic
e_bloc: fun (depends on your definition of fun) fact, once long ago, during an extended ptq, I saw a player start abscent-mindedly shuffle his opponent's graveyard and was duly provided with a game loss because the other player had cards that mattered
Sorator13: @Sorator13 and at the time they were doing graveyard order cards, they didn't really think of exile as a true zone; it was still "removed from the game (except it still matters sometimes)"
InfiniTokens: @e_bloc Who absent-mindedly shuffles someone else's graveyard??
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Doom is Romani? Are his people not a persecuted minority in his country?
LithelyUnshod: !card ashen ghoul
LRRbot: Ashen Ghoul [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Haste / {B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep and only if three or more creature cards are above this card.
e_bloc: @InfiniTokens they were examining the graveyard and I believe choosing a target for rapid decay or cremate?
Sorator13: @InfiniTokens looking through their graveyard, and you do the thing that you do when you're holding cards and thinking? I can see it happening
TehAmelie: not since he took it over, certainly
BeardedSpaghet: MF WHEELER???
Geldaran: @ArtDecoSunburn everyone is persecuted equally under DOOM.
HadesLeprechaun: my boy, Doom!
WotC_Matt: Win condition: Be Doom.
TehAmelie: and a first turn Gleemox, let's not forget
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Maybe there are overarching federal regulations that further upend the state basis?
e_bloc: just running the end-around deciever of hope/thassa's oracle combo
TheMerricat:
Those sure are some tall decks
BraveOthello: So what I'm hearing is Doom 1) cheated 2) got lucky
ritchards: P.A.U.L.
MrPipboy3000: The cheating was the friends we made along the way
Krillin_fan: Prototype Android Ultimate Lifeform
ArtDecoSunburn: @Geldaran So he's the truest advocate of equality!
LoadingReadyRun: P4U7
e_bloc: hear me out: H.E.R.B.I.E. Hancock
TheNerdWonder: Pretty Amazing Ultron Lookalike
definenull: defying the laws of gravity~
darkcyril: @e_bloc ......yes
LRRbot: Nothing Can Stop Me Now | Ongoing Scheme | If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage. / At the beginning of each end step, if you've been dealt 5 or more damage this turn, abandon this scheme.
Sorator13: I appreciate that you all knew exactly what to do with that
definenull: happy pride
Sorator13:
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e_bloc: the Latveria taxi
WriterRaven: Perfectly Adorable Underrated LRRtechsm'n
oak0: canonically latveria does support gay rights
Mindfire13: Note: loss of life is not damage
LRRbot: Desert of the Indomitable | Land — Desert | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {1}{G}
LRRbot: Spinerock Knoll | Land | Hideaway 4 / This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 I like to have this sort of legal expertise on hand when watching new sets.
LRRbot: Drifting Meadow | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {2}
InfiniTokens: Spinerock Noell? Jeremy?
avjamethyst: it was my pleasure
oak0: funny how it's kind of a under running theme that doom is a better ruler than our democratically elected leaders
ArtDecoSunburn: @darkcyril Jazzie Oscar-winning robots?
quatoria: wait why is MF Doom hosting
e_bloc: wow, I never knew that
BeardedSpaghet: Bomat Courier flashbacks
e_bloc: there's a video of it
MrPipboy3000: One man, one memory jar
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
LRRbot: Perhaps You've Met My Cohort | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, search your library for a planeswalker card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
e_bloc: its the slight sigh at the moment of climax that really is upseting
darkcyril: Make sure your memory jar has a flared base
Xenguin47: DragonShield gonna come out with new, flared base sleeves...
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn oh, I'm not a lawyer; I'm only allowed to give mana advice. You'll have to consult with an actual attorney about anything broader than that.
citizen_pain: didn't say *may* shuffle
LRRbot: Perpetual Timepiece [2] | Artifact | {T}: Mill two cards. / {2}, Exile this artifact: Shuffle any number of target cards from your graveyard into your library.
LoadingReadyRun: Doom needs no cohort!
LRRbot: Secrets of the Key [U] | Instant | Investigate. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, investigate twice instead. / Flashback {3}{U}
WotC_Matt: We changed that rule a while back. If you're ever allowed to look at a face-down card in exile, you can continue to look at it.
DarkSVermoth: Doom was never allowed on his LGS so he made his own in latveria
TheNerdWonder: @darkcyril Based on the art, it DOES!
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Tigra, Feline Fury [1G] | Legendary Creature — Cat Human Hero [2/1] | Flash / Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Tigra.
e_bloc: @WotC_Matt thanks!
LRRbot: Sky Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Doom must drive grammarians and literary critics crazy.
WotC_Matt: Until it leaves exile or it's part of a pile of cards that's shuffled.
e_bloc: Doom created a LGS in Latveria so he could play with his lewd anime playmat and sleeves
TheWorstGamerNA: Hey! That's not Dr. Doom, that's Proctor Plume!
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oak0: that's kind of a hot pridemate tigra
LoadingReadyRun: Latverian-style Donair
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 I hope you distribute your mana consultation from back seat of a chauffeured Lincoln.
hd_dabnado: PICKLE
AugmentingPath: Apparently proper aioli doesn't have mayo in it. I've had internet disagreements with europeans about this
BeardedSpaghet: Y'all excited for AEW Forbidden Door?? I'm ready for big flips yippee
asthanius: pickle kid's back baby
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Is Latverian cuisine pork and cabbage based?
Sibwow: pickle??
thraximore: PICKLE?
superdude097: I don't want no damn pickle!
thraximore: one hour eleven minutes
Strebenherz: WHAT
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn ha, I can't charge nearly as much as an actual inter-state attorney; I'm lucky if I manage a Jhoria's Familiar
e_bloc: ketamine
ErynTzun: oh is that what that means?
thraximore: ah.
ritchards: I want a pizza with the special horse meth
avjamethyst: I quit my job at dominoes because they were delivering things other than pizza
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot So this references their grad school cohort days?
Sorator13: My dad and I once walked in on a drug deal at a wallet store in NYC. That was a Time.
Manitu_25: I have no clue about the comics. so the only thing that comes to mind when I see doom, is the actor from charmed lol
MegaDosX: Shuffle the life totals
LRRbot: You Live Only Because I Will It | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, you may redistribute any number of life totals.
ErynTzun: Well it's better than AI telling you to put glue on pizza I suppose
AugmentingPath: @ritchards "special horse meth" is actually a code phrase for mushrooms here
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Morrigan9: justice?
hd_dabnado: one of my local Taco Bells got caught TWICE for sellingdrugs
Sorator13: a guy came in and said "gimmie two big" and the cashier looked at him, looked at kid me, looked at dad, looked at me again, and Dad said "time to go!"
Vinewood_OG: Avoid the Noid, and the DEA
WotC_Matt: Taco Bell selling drugs reminds me of my dentist who had a soda machine in her lobby. Sometimes you have to drum up business!
Cptasparagus:
a pizza hut driver hit me on my bicycle when I was 10, I didnt get free pizza 
loufghyslaufey: !card you only live
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Ha! I hope at least you're freed from Bar Association regulations during upkeep phase.
LRRbot: Thor, Asgard's Avenger [2RR] | Legendary Creature — God Warrior Hero [4/4] | Flying / If another source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.
SnowBuddy18: @WotC_Matt Or drug up business
Mindfire13: Hot take: A commander deck should have no fewer than 5 basics
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn That is a significant advantage, yeah; I only have to deal with circular UW, not the whole WUBRG
LRRbot: Hercules, Prince of Power [2G] | Legendary Creature — Demigod Warrior Hero [3/3] | Power-up — {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hercules. He gains vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn.
oak0: Paul, the one above all
LRRbot: Nadir Kraken [1UU] | Creature — Kraken [2/3] | Whenever you draw a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
LRRbot: Agent Phil Coulson [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Hero you control.
MegaDosX: Dying? It's kind of his superpower.
ShaneLeeAtk: Tahiti is a magical place
Juliamon: Clark Gregg rulz ok
oak0: agent coulson pretty fun card
Sorator13: happy 20th YTversary!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Sometimes it plays to be a specialist.
Vinewood_OG: In this house Phil Coulson is a hero!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: !decklists
ritchards: Clark Kent? what kind of name is that?
Gaelan_Maestro: @oak0 you gotta crew the shield flying card with him, for flavor reasons
LRRbot: My Will Is Irresistible | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, choose up to three nonland permanents you don't control. Target opponent chooses one of those permanents. You gain control of the rest.
MegaDosX: @Vinewood_OG He did save the world, several times. Because that's what he does.
GLHFMagic: I saw Superman III last night and it was.......sure something else
MegaDosX: @Gaelan_Maestro Don't touch Lola.
AugmentingPath: wow, that scheme art is really horrible (complimentary)
Gaelan_Maestro: @MegaDosX EXACTLY
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon He does some to have an interesting life. "You get to marry the lady from " Dirty Dancing," but only after she's had a nose job and no one recognizes her."
InfiniTokens: Her-cuh-leez!
MegaDosX: That's not Coulson, that's gotta be Sarge
ArtDecoSunburn: @MegaDosX "Whatever Lola doesn't want . . ."
TheNerdWonder: We're adults, and we get to decide what that means!
InfiniTokens: "Listening to the Wheeler does not explain the Wheeler"
Sorator13: please do not consume the kraken fill
calculated_uncertainties: only with continuing enthusiastic consent
Vinewood_OG: Off in whose Coulson, they were Philling?
thraximore: Boneathan!
Cptasparagus: whos doing what to a juggalo?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheNerdWonder (Cue montage)
LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Doomsday Excruciator [BBBBBB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, if it was cast, each player exiles all but the bottom six cards of their library face down. / At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
oak0: F
BraveOthello: Continuous! Enthusiastic! Consent!
e_bloc: might get 4 games in now
MegaDosX: Well this is a thing
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Fantastic?
citizen_pain: @ArtDecoSunburn ...say that again?
e_bloc: how come we never got a sensei's divining bottom
Mindfire13: @citizen_pain That again
Sorator13: @e_bloc dear god, you're right
LRRbot: Doctor Doom, Unrivaled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Sorcerer Villain [4/4] | Lifelink / {T}: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
oak0: EZ
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revjakenash: Hubris!
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
ArtDecoSunburn: @citizen_pain I don't know the comic lore well enough to make a witty followup. Something Fortress of Solitude?
LRRbot: Tyrite Sanctum | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target legendary creature becomes a God in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put an indestructible counter on target God.
oak0: hoisted by your own petard is very in flavor for doom
RatherLargeToad: back to Tahiti for old Phil
Mindfire13: Remember: Even Doom can suffer from hubris. Make sure you don't!
calculated_uncertainties: @RatherLargeToad It's a magical place
e_bloc: Hubris? I learned it from Dooooooom
DarkSVermoth: Doom bullying Reed? that is DOOM!
LRRbot: Imprisoned in the Moon [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.
ArtDecoSunburn: @calculated_uncertainties Is this Phil guy secretly a mutineer on the Bounty?
oak0: go send it to live with the inhumans
Sorator13: Question, if Paul wants to answer: How are y'all doing Cori's invisible arms? Did you take a pic/screenshot of the scene behind her?
calculated_uncertainties: @ArtDecoSunburn I don't know, I never watched the last few seasons.
Jorsh029: Doom-sted by his own petard
Sorator13: cause it's really cool
LoadingReadyRun:
@Sorator13 yup
Diabore: @Sorator13 probably just a green shirt
Diabore: or not
Sorator13: It is probably a green shirt, but I was asking what they're editing in behind it
LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
LRRbot: Hercules, Prince of Power [2G] | Legendary Creature — Demigod Warrior Hero [3/3] | Power-up — {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hercules. He gains vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn.
Juliamon: it is a green shirt, you can see when she plays cards
ritchards: you can see Cori's green sleeves when she reaches across the table
TheWorstGamerNA: Doom on You!
KaleidoscopeMind: you mean you didn't invent invisibility sleeves just or this stream?
Sorator13: Yeah, that is a good point tbh
ArtDecoSunburn: Was it "Venture Brothers" where the Invisible Lady only had invisible skin, and all the underlying tissue and organ could be see?
LRRbot: The Pieces Are Coming Together | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. Artifact spells you cast this turn cost {2} less to cast.
public_key_reveal_party: the pieces of this bit, specifically
citizen_pain: "your confidence will...uh, shut up" -Dr. Doom
jubale1: what game mode is this
TehAmelie: Archenemy
LRRbot: Doctor Doom, Unrivaled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Sorcerer Villain [4/4] | Lifelink / {T}: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
oak0: F
Diabore: @ArtDecoSunburn i remember that but not the show, and human torch couldnt turn the fire off and wasnt fire proof
Bruceski: @jubale1 Archenemy, 4v1
ArtDecoSunburn: So, is Dr. Doom an isolationist, like North Korea, or was he the sort of dictator to take advantage of international organizations like the UN?
LoadingReadyRun: help! My boots are actually monsters
Dog_of_Myth: Foot Dive has been called
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DarkSVermoth: they are not letting him foot dive
WiJohn: @ArtDecoSunburn Originally isolationist, later he messed with the UN
TheMerricat: @ArtDecoSunburn Doom, relying on OTHERS? Doom needs no such thing as help from pitiful fools.
oak0: I'd say he's an isolationist that's actually functional enough to not need international aid in most situations
MegaDosX:
ArtDecoSunburn: @WiJohn I assume he's constantly invading his neighbors?
Diabore: @TheMerricat the UN can join the UD (United Doom) if they want to be part of it
Sorator13: I'm pretty sure if one person loses, you all lose
TheMerricat:
@Diabore
raulghoulia: When on US soil for diplomatic reasons Captain America serves as his bodyguard because of his immunity as a head of state
TehAmelie: i bet it's just a Doombot
LRRbot: Pongify [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
MegaDosX: m o n k e
LRRbot: Wakandan Royal Guard [4G] | Creature — Human Soldier Hero [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that creature is another Hero, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
fcloud: he's not a head of state though, is he? what country does he govern?
LoadingReadyRun: MonkeyDoom is the scariest Doom
Diabore: @fcloud latvaria, a country he made
WriterRaven: Doom of the Planet of the Apes
Sorator13: @fcloud Latveria. He founded it. It's his.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Diabore I bet his version of UNICEF is a real peach.
fcloud:
public_key_reveal_party: @Diabore genuine question, did he make the land somehow, or did he take over some existing land
Sorator13: gimme gimme gimme a wall that does not fly
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i remember that series
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "Doom found an ape"
LRRbot: Anti-Venom, Horrifying Healer [WWWWW] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Hero [5/5] | When Anti-Venom enters, if he was cast, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / If damage would be dealt to Anti-Venom, prevent that damage and put that many +1/+1 counters on him.
Diabore: @public_key_reveal_party unfortunately my knowledge ends at "doom founded latveria"
LRRbot: Agent Phil Coulson [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Hero you control.
fcloud: i still would argue that you only get diplomatic immunity through signing a treaty with the host country. but maybe he did that too, he's devious enough
MegaDosX:
We told you, he doesn't stay dead
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 So he carved the country out of another state, mercenary style? Or he staged a coup and took over and established country? He's not a hereditary monarch raised to inherit a throne?
MegaDosX: Which I think ends that one scheme doesn't it?
TheMerricat: @Diabore The country was originally ruled by a Baron whom Doom overthrew.
LRRbot: Your Inescapable Doom | Ongoing Scheme | At the beginning of your end step, put a doom counter on this scheme, then this scheme deals damage equal to the number of doom counters on it to the opponent with the highest life total among your opponents. If two or more players are tied for highest life total, you choose one.
superdude097: @MegaDosX I think that scheme ended a turn or 2 ago
Diabore: @TheMerricat neat, tyty
InfiniTokens: That's the name of the movie!
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn "Located in southeast Europe, Latveria was formed out of land annexed from southern Hungary centuries before, and possibly land from Serbia."
MegaDosX: @superdude097 Oh I missed it if it did then, my b
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Neat.
LRRbot: Deluge of Doom [2B] | Sorcery | All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of card types among cards in your graveyard.
InfiniTokens: So are the doom counters from Doom the same as doom counters from cards like "Imminent Doom"?
LoadingReadyRun: By all accounts *as long as you don't question Doom* life as a citizen in Latveria is pretty good
TehAmelie: Deluge of Doom could be the name of this deck. so much doom.
LRRbot: Anti-Venom, Horrifying Healer [WWWWW] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Hero [5/5] | When Anti-Venom enters, if he was cast, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / If damage would be dealt to Anti-Venom, prevent that damage and put that many +1/+1 counters on him.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 So was Doom like Tito in Yugoslavia during the Cold War? Non-aligned?
DarkSVermoth: that is a lot of dooming
fcloud: @InfiniTokens they have to be, no? they're both called doom counters
Juliamon: !card doom
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thingo314: doom!
LRRbot: Doom's Servo-Guards [1B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Villain [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and mill two cards.
MegaDosX: Turns out Doom doesn't toot as he pleases
InfiniTokens: So can you take existing Doom counters from older cards and move them onto "Your Inescapable Doom"?
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn alas, we have exceeded my pre-existing knowledge of Latveria + my willingness to research it (aka wikipedia)
LRRbot: She-Hulk, Jade Defender [3G] | Legendary Creature — Gamma Hero [4/4] | Reach, trample / Power-up — {4}{G}{G}: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on She-Hulk.
InfiniTokens: Tonight at 11: DOOOOM!
LRRbot: Burning Inquiry [R] | Sorcery | Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.
MegaDosX: Oh that makes you lose I think
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooooo
Sorator13:
"plug your ears" *shows card*
TheMerricat: @ArtDecoSunburn "During World War II, the Fortunov family retained control on the throne. The latest king was Vladimir Vassily Gonereo Tristian Mangegi Fortunov, Baron of Sabbat, Baron of Haasen, Baron of Krozi. Even then, the country was a technological leader and Baron Strucker solicited their help in exchange for not overrunning the country with the Nazis. After the war Fortunov became an even more ruthless leader, in which he began persecuting the local Romani clans."
DarkSVermoth: "No reed, don't bounce my creature" - victor von doom
TheMerricat: "One of the clans, the Zefiro, had one of the greatest healers in Europe; Werner von Doom and his wife, Cynthia, a practitioner of magic. They gave birth to their son Victor shortly before Cynthia's death. Cynthia became fed up with the constant persecution of her people and made a pact with the demon-lord Mephisto for more power in exchange for her soul. The spell gave her power and she wiped out an entire town, including its women and children, something that horrified Cynthia."
e_bloc: the tie could be the backup plan
LoadingReadyRun: Watch our for bouncing Doom
Juliamon: Can we not spam chat with wiki text? Can we just link the article instead?
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
InfiniTokens: There are 4 legal cards and one silver-border card that make Doom counters pre-Marvel
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fcloud: i rented a bouncy Doom for my daughter's sixth birthday party, the kids loved it
darkcyril: "What if I broke the Moon" is a very Ben Grimm plan.
Bruceski: Doom being undone by hitting the key part of his plan at the last second is VERY thematic.
LRRbot: Fractal Anomaly [U] | Instant | Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn.
LRRbot: Wondrous Revival [4WW] | Sorcery | Return up to three target Hero creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Anti-Venom, Horrifying Healer [WWWWW] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Hero [5/5] | When Anti-Venom enters, if he was cast, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / If damage would be dealt to Anti-Venom, prevent that damage and put that many +1/+1 counters on him.
LRRbot: Agent Phil Coulson [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Hero you control.
MegaDosX: Dying is his superpower!
Vorrenthalla: She-Hulk destroying the moon on Ben Grimm's orders in order to cause Doom to lose to his own minion that was trapped there feels like a very comic book ending
Vorrenthalla: Schemes are main phase
DarkSVermoth: anti-venom and phil coulson being revived with wondrous revival is pretty good flavor wise
AugmentingPath: !card extractor demon
LRRbot: Extractor Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player mill two cards. / Unearth {2}{B}
AugmentingPath: wait, not that one
MegaDosX: "904.9. Immediately after the archenemy’s precombat main phase begins during each of their turns, that player moves the top card of their scheme deck off that scheme deck and turns it face up. This is called “setting that scheme in motion.” (See rule 701.32.) This turn-based action doesn’t use the stack. Abilities of that scheme card that trigger “When you set this scheme in motion” trigger."
Sorator13: Doom, Fall!
insanecat6mtg:
Sorator13: it's an imperative!
Isaac3567: Quick 30 minute game
e_bloc: properly hoisted
fcloud: the fantastic four didn't "win" so much as "survive"
e_bloc: it was a very comic book outcome
YeOldeMark: Doom lost to his own hubris
Mattmitchell45: You helped a buddy out
MegaDosX: Yeah you had to fight for that one
BrowneePointz: look Kathleen Doom USUALLY loses cuz of Hubris!
darkcyril: Very Silver Age Fantastic Four story.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Vorrenthalla RIP tides on Earth.
TehAmelie: next week: Reed Richards replaces the moon with a moon-sized asteroid. everyone gets sick of "new moon" jokes
hidingbox: Definitely feels like a comic moment.
Vorrenthalla: @ArtDecoSunburn its fine I'm sure Reed will figure out how to make a new moon
MegaDosX: Raul Julia knew what kind of movie he was in and acted accordingly
Mattmitchell45: Drinking a tiki drink
darkcyril: @BrowneePointz I think my favorite "Doom loses because of hubris" moments is when he stiffed Luke Cage out of his fee after hiring him and Luke stole a fantasticar and chased him all the way back to Latveria.
Voidhawk42: Raul Julia put his entire everything into that film
loufghyslaufey: Heh. Doctor Doom? More like... "Doctor Counterfeit Gadget"; or that one "Claw" villain from... Inspector Gadget?
InfiniTokens: Hope the studio is cool, those costumes look hot!
DarkSVermoth: only doom can foil doom!
oyeresu42: but he remembered that it was a Tuesday, which means he did, in fact, remember the event.
BrowneePointz: ye Luke Cage chasing Doom down for not paying him is hilarious
e_bloc: Doom only gets his prostate checked when he pleases
Sorator13: well that sure was a sentence to come back to (from making a clip)
fcloud:
kathleen's hairflame is blending into cori's wig 
BrowneePointz: Doom on a new age diet “Doom Toots as he Pleases”
InfiniTokens: @loufghyslaufey You mean... Dr. Claw?
thraximore: I put on my robe and villain mask
doubleo21: Street Fighter is an underrated bad movie. Every scene with Raul Julia is fantastic
Jorsh029: "FOOLS, I've Doomed my tunic already!"
Mattmitchell45: It's very buggy
MegaDosX: The internet *gestures*
Cptasparagus: idk I like it being in-window now
loufghyslaufey: I mean, his whole bit was having a Crabber for a hand. That's as "evil" as the Claw gets?
MegaDosX: Hmmmmmmmmm
thraximore:
DeM0nFiRe: 🤦
ArtDecoSunburn: @MegaDosX Right. After "Death of the Spiderwoman," fun scenery chewing peobably seems like a relief. a
gsyhiap: "It's probably vibe coded" is a default assumption now
public_key_reveal_party: I have heard that some of the editor changes for twitch are to make it easier to share on tik tok
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
e_bloc: if you've made it this far on Youtube, flame on
ItsOurIvy: Dr Doom would never post on truth social
circusofkirkus: you're not chuds
DarkSVermoth: Doom is evil, not a monster
BeardedSpaghet:
WE LOVE CORPOS!!!!
The_Timo: oh yeah twitch is clearly so much better lol
MegaDosX: You're not nearly enough of scam artists
public_key_reveal_party: you look this good naturally
Voidhawk42: From someone in a non-twitch job, that is nevertheless trying to destroy itself with AI bullcrap. There is no escape except that we make, probably with fire
chaostreader: I thought that was going to go “we’re not terrible people”
Vinewood_OG: Aspiring cryptobroligarchs Loading Ready Run.
Mattmitchell45: I follow some very respectable hucksters on Twitch
Jorsh029:
As a heathen, I'm proud to be here
BeardedSpaghet: Alright Wheeler no need to be TOO correct
Sibwow: hey im looking for work
ContingentCat: Look he's not wrong
Saphire282: Kathleen, you're a heathen
loufghyslaufey: Or... "gucci"? Or something
LRRbot: No One Will Hear Your Cries | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent chooses a creature they control, then sacrifices the rest.
MegaDosX: Hilarious
Vinewood_OG: Work? In this economy!?
foolish_s4mwise: hey, I’m an employed enby
MegaDosX: OH
thraximore: ah
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh
Dog_of_Myth: Oh
MegaDosX: Yeah don't want that one on the floor
MegaDosX: WOW
MegaDosX: To quote Crim, "metallic boba"
LRRbot: Slippery Karst | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {2}
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Yeah, that tracks.
LRRbot: Choose Your Demise | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top four cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put the cards in that pile into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
more like DOOMise, amiright?
MegaDosX: Blacker Lotus
circusofkirkus: lmao
InfiniTokens: Haha I saw someone make a commentary on it
Sorator13: we haven't had the issue with Black Lotus vs The Black Lotus (yet)
InfiniTokens: I want to make a comment but it's a spoiler.
InfiniTokens: Ok that's the spoiler, haha
Mattmitchell45: Was this Martin Skreli inspired?
InfiniTokens: It's like #100K
e_bloc: quiet 5s, a graded 10 M is talking
LRRbot: Stoke the Flames [2RR] | Instant | Convoke / Stoke the Flames deals 4 damage to any target.
LoadingReadyRun: Doctor Doom definitely owns 95% of the total value of MtG cards in Latveria
LRRbot: Castle Vantress | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control an Island. / {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}{U}, {T}: Scry 2.
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: The Mind Stone [1W] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {W}. / {5}{W}, {T}: Harness The Mind Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target nonland permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sorator13: I also like Sarcane Ignet
WriterRaven: Sarkhan Ingot.
MegaDosX: He was in Dragonstorm
Dog_of_Myth: Still on Tarkir
WriterRaven: 100% pure dragon-man.
MegaDosX: !card sarkhan, dragon ascendant
LRRbot: Sarkhan, Dragon Ascendant [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When Sarkhan enters, you may behold a Dragon. If you do, create a Treasure token. / Whenever a Dragon you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Sarkhan. Until end of turn, Sarkhan becomes a Dragon in addition to its other types and gains flying.
InfiniTokens: @WriterRaven Or maybe he was just a dragon
WriterRaven: @InfiniTokens But he was still named Sarkhan!
InfiniTokens:
InfiniTokens: "Natural gas" it's ok, you can say fart
Jorsh029: We can always count on LRR for gasleak-maxxing
hd_dabnado: artisanal carbon monoxide
LRRbot: Ignite the Cloneforge! | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, create a token that's a copy of target permanent an opponent controls.
Strebenherz: Time to Extrude the clowns
Sorator13: Please do not ignite the natural gas clone forge
e_bloc: came full-circle with the MFDoom gas face
GasCityGaming: @InfiniTokens Just got my tokens today, they're great!
InfiniTokens: @GasCityGaming Yay!
Sorator13: oh, don't Bazinga; you're better than that
LoadingReadyRun: They just got Big Bang Theory in Latveria, Bazinga is very fresh
LRRbot: Desert of the Fervent | Land — Desert | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {1}{R}
Juliamon: oh *gods*
MegaDosX: Oh that is vibrant
northos: jump-hair!
Sorator13: OH
KaleidoscopeMind: OH
Sibwow: oh nooo
Sorator13: woooow
e_bloc:
anyGould: Well, that's gonna be nightmare fuel.
Vinewood_OG:
avjamethyst: well, kathleen has the fire on backwards, it's a little brighter on the other side
fcloud: if i ever release a line of mtg-themed sex toys, the very first one will be "Sol Ring"
LRRbot: No Mercy [2BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.
LRRbot: Light of Hope [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • You gain 4 life. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
insanecat6mtg: That was... neon.
avjamethyst: haha
Dog_of_Myth:
KaleidoscopeMind: much better
fcloud: yeah, 80s british punk johnny storm
e_bloc: ghost writer slapped
fcloud: sex pistols feat. johnny storm
LRRbot: Yavimaya Hollow | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G}, {T}: Regenerate target creature.
LRRbot: Forge of Heroes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Choose target commander that entered this turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature and a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.
calculated_uncertainties: @e_bloc YES! Yes it did!
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Marble Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Nadir Kraken [1UU] | Creature — Kraken [2/3] | Whenever you draw a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
e_bloc: @calculated_uncertainties I have extremely fond memories
LRRbot: Spider-Man, New Champion [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Reach / Whenever you discard one or more cards, Spider-Man deals that much damage to any target.
e_bloc: that spiderman is kind of a dick
lamina5432: more spiders man more
Sorator13: We had an entire set of spidersmen, so... a lot
DarkSVermoth: i don't get it, if they are the fantastic 4, why do the storm twins not cost 4?
ritchards: !card Spider-Man
LRRbot: Found 25 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 2 Spider 2 Man
ritchards: 25 Spider-Man cards!
calculated_uncertainties: @e_bloc Me too. People talk about wishbone a lot, which was also awesome, but Ghost Writer just does not get the love.
public_key_reveal_party: one of those spidersmans
e_bloc: in 2028 I look forward to the spiderman set which is Legions but every creature is a spiderman
MegaDosX:
There's 48 spider heroes 
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "Spidermen -- we are legion"
e_bloc: @calculated_uncertainties its funny, I never saw wishbone, but grew up on ghost writer and 3-2-1 contact and then nickelodeon
fcloud: spidersmens
TabbyLavalamp: I just got here and before I saw anyone else I noticed Graham and his hair and was really shocked by how gray he's gotten all of a sudden.
Swamplor: Nah, Legion is a different guy
fcloud: i watched a lot of 3-2-1 contact as a kid. a LOT
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ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud Seems like an auto-include in all senses of the word.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Swamplor He's the son of Prof X and an omega level mutant IIRC
anyGould: Spider-Ham is 100% SpiderMan.
Sibwow: theyre spidermans but not variants of peter parker
10of9: Get me spiders of Picture Man!
Sorator13: Spiderpersons
DarkSVermoth: spiderman is a title, not peter parket
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun "In Latveria, Big Bang theorizes you!"
DarkSVermoth: parker*
Voidhawk42: Fun Fact: Spider-Ham was once an ordinary spider, until he was bitten by a radioactive Aunt-May-Porker. Really.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: *extremely eminem voice* GWENNOMM
TabbyLavalamp: Giant Spider is also a Spider-Man.
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of my favorite versions is Spidersman
Dog_of_Myth:
calculated_uncertainties: @e_bloc You Can't do that on television.... the firing squad bits.
AugmentingPath: @TabbyLavalamp Yeah, this is about par for the course for Wheeler
fcloud: "Peter, park it!" -- aunt may
WriterRaven: @10of9 Yes, sir, mister Gameson.
DarkSVermoth:
e_bloc: @calculated_uncertainties so so good
InfiniTokens: Peter Amusement Park-er
LRRbot: The Iron Guardian Stirs | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, create a 4/6 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
Sorator13: the... what?
InfiniTokens: Peter Parkour, it's essentially what Spider-Man does anyway.
Sorator13: oh, *guardian*. I heard Gordian.
fcloud: "you got a parked car~~ not really moving, the mileage is excellent~~"
TabbyLavalamp: Spider-Man doesn't stick to walls, he just does Peter Parkour.
darkcyril: @Sorator13 Try to cut *this*
InfiniTokens:
That was such a sad 6/7
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TabbyLavalamp Spidersman on the other hand
Sogheim: free Obsianus Golem
e_bloc: my kid was a 6-7 golem for a good five months
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Vorrenthalla: just use a Obsianus Golem as a token
fcloud: dab will never die. it's too fun
InfiniTokens:
Just use an infiniToken 
LRRbot: Breach the Multiverse [5BB] | Sorcery | Each player mills ten cards. For each player, choose a creature or planeswalker card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. Then each creature you control becomes a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Twist -- the only Magic set released in Latveria was "Arabian Knights." The country is just constant game states of Sheherazad.
lamina5432: dab time
Dog_of_Myth:
@InfiniTokens I was just typing that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud It's also too goofy
ProcyonFlynn: "A Repository of Dead Memes" would be a good t-shirt slogan
e_bloc: do we have time for a harlem shake
TabbyLavalamp: Nelson is mogging the youngsters with hold oldmanmaxxing.
InfiniTokens:
@Dog_of_Myth The problem could have been solved 5 minutes ago 
Swamplor: It's bin day for Doom
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Is that before or after the planking?
UtilityPunk: Dr Doom breaching the Multiverse to dig through its bin
DarkSVermoth: doc samson? does doom need a psychiatrist?
UtilityPunk: $0 for a nice imposing throne someone threw away
e_bloc: @Dog_of_Myth definitely before but after the ice bucket
LRRbot: Stick, Fearless Mentor [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk Hero [2/1] | First strike / Whenever a source you control deals damage to you, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
TabbyLavalamp: "Nelson is mogging the youngsters with hold oldmanmaxxing" What the heck, me? "with his oldmanmaxxing", not "with hold oldmanmaxxing." Bad joke RUINED!
fcloud:
why does this format have a 60 point life total? 
they never seem to get below 40
LRRbot: H.E.R.B.I.E., Lovable Robot [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Scout [1/1] | Flying / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
ArtDecoSunburn: @DarkSVermoth He probably does require gnarly dental work. Can you imagine being Doom's orthodontist?
InfiniTokens: @fcloud It's a shared life total
LithelyUnshod: @fcloud The Doom deck should not be taken as representative of the format
LRRbot: The Thing, Ben Grimm [5G] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [7/7] | Trample / Whenever one or more Heroes you control deal damage to a player, put two +1/+1 counters on The Thing.
LRRbot: Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Hero [2/4] | Reach / Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, you may draw a card.
calculated_uncertainties: @ArtDecoSunburn Maybe the flouride is really good there?
LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
fcloud: @InfiniTokens i know but it's quite buoyant as life totals go
InfiniTokens: True!
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot Could they do a reprint of of this, unchanged, and have it be Herbie the Love Bug, and have it still be movie and Magic accurate?
LRRbot: Doorman [1G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Hero [2/3] | {T}: Until end of turn, target creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less and/or Walls.
darkcyril: Speaking of the GLA...
InfiniTokens: Is Doorman the Stan Lee one?
TabbyLavalamp: I know it's because Sue's is longer, but I'm getting a kick out of already blonde Cori wearing a blonde wig.
LRRbot: Cathartic Reunion [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. / Draw three cards.
fcloud: @TabbyLavalamp when they toggled on the full power of the wig earlier, i think it seared my retinas permanently
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Orxolon: i love the costumes gotta say
avjamethyst:
@Orxolon 
ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud It's like one of the lady alien wigs from "Mars Attacks!".
ArtDecoSunburn: @Orxolon Definitely adds to the festive flavor. Kudos to the production and costume teams.
LRRbot: Human Torch, Johnny Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, if you control another Hero, Human Torch deals 1 damage to target opponent. / Power-up — {6}{R}: Put three +1/+1 counters on Human Torch.
LRRbot: The Thing, Ben Grimm [5G] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [7/7] | Trample / Whenever one or more Heroes you control deal damage to a player, put two +1/+1 counters on The Thing.
LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
LRRbot: Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Hero [2/4] | Reach / Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, you may draw a card.
WriterRaven: Infinite loop let's go!
DarkSVermoth: oh that's pretty cool
LoadingReadyRun: You know what? This 4 is pretty great
Dog_of_Myth:
BeardedSpaghet: THEY FANTASTIC'D ALL OVER HIM MY GAWG
e_bloc: they did the thing!
insanecat6mtg:
BraveOthello: Both teams have done the thing!
fcloud: @LoadingReadyRun they're above average for sure
public_key_reveal_party: If you pull this off in draft, I am in awe
e_bloc: fantastic 4 games
heywislo: at my prerelease, I pulled all but the thing!
UtilityPunk: Time to hydrate, or else you'll be DOOMED!
DarkSVermoth: he's not allowed to pull out!?
ContingentCat: Um
Orxolon: Latveria supports you
lamina5432: ready to stay here for another 2 hours
Sorator13: wait, hang on, we already banned discord doom
NonchalantAvenger: good segway
TehAmelie: what a fantastic four, and it's 4 am, good time to go to bed. thanks for making my night
Voidhawk42: Four and five colour can be done in limited. A guy ulted thanos at me on turn five yesterday
Aarek: No, Thor is the one that gets pulled off by his hammer
northos:
soooo how's that gas leak going
Orxolon: @DarkSVermoth hahahahah
e_bloc: Doom is the grandson of Milton Berle, he knows only to pull out enough to win
ContingentCat: @northos Wonderfully
NonchalantAvenger: @Sorator13 banned discord???
InfiniTokens:
Just the casual "Hello, I'm on fire"
Orxolon: hahahaaahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox: Never gets old
DeM0nFiRe:
good joke streamers
Sorator13: I-
fcloud: nice 4oil treatment
Dog_of_Myth:
InfiniTokens: Four boobs?
circusofkirkus: Johnny 4 tits
WriterRaven: Pharyngeal!
DarkSVermoth: oh damn he's packed!
drewm1022: I stepped away for a few when everyone had full health, what happened?!
chaostreader: I don’t think it would have been possible but it would have been funny to keep Cori’s square the empty chair.
hd_dabnado: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahahaha
MegaDosX: Holy shit
UtilityPunk: The second pair is for punching prey
LRRbot: Delight in the Hunt | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token and prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn.
calculated_uncertainties: Yep, I heard that too, Cori.
LRRbot: Shriekhorn [1] | Artifact | This artifact enters with three charge counters on it. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Target player mills two cards.
thraximore: two, Doom, two cards
WriterRaven: TOOT
LRRbot: Avengers Tower | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Hero spell or to activate an ability of a Hero source. / {4}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a Hero card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Oran-Rief, the Vastwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each green creature that entered this turn.
lamina5432: what is the odor of the toot
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
lamina5432: like a silent deadly one
chaostreader: that mask is impairing Doom’s reading ability.
LRRbot: Because I Have Willed It | Ongoing Scheme | Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.
UtilityPunk:
Waiting for Mind Stone errate to give it the Infinity type
public_key_reveal_party: @lamina5432 I don't think doom doesn't have sillence in him
MegaDosX: Excuse
LRRbot: Urza's Cave | Land — Urza's Cave | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
fcloud: it's "hoelle", pronounced differently
ContingentCat: Wow
InfiniTokens: Urza's whole what?
Sorator13: "can you explain Urza's hole?" sure is a sentence
fcloud: sounds kinda like "hurrleh"
TriseAlpha: @InfiniTokens his whole cave.
LRRbot: Stick, Fearless Mentor [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk Hero [2/1] | First strike / Whenever a source you control deals damage to you, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Splinter is a riff off him
DarkSVermoth: he's literally named stick!
LithelyUnshod: Stick is also blind
thraximore: huh. TIL
KaleidoscopeMind: just in: comics are silly
MegaDosX: There's a Daredevil that combos with him
LRRbot: Guerrilla Gorilla [1G] | Creature — Ape Soldier Hero [2/2] | Reach / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment. Activate only as a sorcery.
LithelyUnshod: @MegaDosX And an Elektra>
LithelyUnshod: ?
LRRbot: Colleen Wing, Street Samurai [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai Hero [2/2] | Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Colleen Wing. Scry 1.
Omnipotrevor: Which is even more weird that the TMNT are more associated with DC now than Marvel.
LRRbot: Silver Sable, Mercenary Leader [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Hero [2/3] | When Silver Sable enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / Whenever Silver Sable attacks, target modified creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn.
MegaDosX: @LithelyUnshod Haven't seen one but I'll take your word for it
LRRbot: My Laughter Echoes | Ongoing Scheme | Whenever you set a non-ongoing scheme in motion, you may abandon this scheme. If you do, set that scheme in motion again.
thanzo: doubling ski season
LRRbot: Deduce [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. Investigate.
fcloud: mtg smarties, what's the "3U+0" in the nameplate? maybe the commander's mana cost? and what's the +0 for?
LRRbot: Monument to Endurance [3] | Artifact | Whenever you discard a card, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — / • Draw a card. / • Create a Treasure token. / • Each opponent loses 3 life.
Juliamon: fcloud Commanders cost 2 more each time you cast them in a game
Mindfire13: @fcloud Commander tax
DarkSVermoth: commander cost and tax
LRRbot: Slippery Karst | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {2}
fcloud:
ty @Juliamon @Mindfire13 
LithelyUnshod: !card elektra, femme fatale
LRRbot: Elektra, Femme Fatale [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Hero [3/2] | When Elektra enters, you may have her deal 2 damage to you. When you do, she deals 4 damage to target creature.
e_bloc: monument is one of my favorite cards printed recently
OldUncleDan: They're an X-Man.
Dog_of_Myth: X-Man
foolish_s4mwise: she’s a New Mutant
DarkSVermoth: didn't he get a movie/special recently?
LithelyUnshod: There are a bunch of green mutants in Jumpstart
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
Cptasparagus: Life is so much simpler as a falcon - Tobias
LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
e_bloc: you are welcome to the jam
InfiniTokens:
@LRRbot You can use a blank InfiniToken for an invisible wall
LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
fcloud: come on and slam step! and welcome to the jam step!
LRRbot: Every Dream a Nightmare | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent discards a card. You draw a card for each land card discarded this way.
LRRbot: Spider-Ham, Peter Porker [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Boar Hero [2/2] | When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. / Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.
LRRbot: Doc Samson, Super Psychiatrist [4G] | Legendary Creature — Gamma Doctor Hero [3/6] | If you would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, put that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent instead. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Doc Samson's power.
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Yavimaya Hollow | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G}, {T}: Regenerate target creature.
LRRbot: Homunculus Horde [3U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/2] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
LRRbot: The Mind Stone [1W] | Legendary Artifact — Infinity Stone | Indestructible / {T}: Add {W}. / {5}{W}, {T}: Harness The Mind Stone. / ∞ — At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target nonland permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
fcloud: putting the US in homunculus, team
UtilityPunk: Humuna humuna hunkulus?
LoadingReadyRun: !decklists
LRRbot: Cathartic Reunion [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. / Draw three cards.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, the one that make Doombots
fcloud: "it's enjoyin' time!" -- the thing
e_bloc: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
fcloud: doom referring to himself in the third person never gets old
UtilityPunk:
Loving the chroma keying on Cori's screen, the hair looks invisible
LRRbot: Homestead Courage [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Flashback {W}
fcloud: big girls don't scry
WriterRaven: @fcloud That's just an alibi.
LRRbot: Crypt Ghast [3B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Extort / Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.
LRRbot: A Reckoning Approaches | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
UtilityPunk: Doom doesn't do normal computers, he do SUPER computers with 128 GB
LRRbot: Egon, God of Death [2B] (back: Throne of Death) | Legendary Creature — God [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile two cards from your graveyard. If you can't, sacrifice Egon and draw a card.
Haroldholmes25: egon my deck is ruined
Sorator13: Isn't he holding that scythe backwards?
fcloud:
i've got a throne on the backside irl 
LRRbot: Doctor Doom, Unrivaled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Sorcerer Villain [4/4] | Lifelink / {T}: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.
Sorator13: @fcloud all hail chair
LRRbot: Ruby Medallion [2] | Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Fiery Emancipation [3RRR] | Enchantment | If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals triple that damage to that permanent or player instead.
DarkSVermoth: how is he going to use his level 3 if he doesn't have his chair?
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.
Sorator13: so does Fiery Emancipation triple the damage the others' commanders deal, because of the houserule?
Sorator13: cause that seems strong
fcloud: homunculuses ward
r10pez10: four vs one archenemy is a good bt
fcloud: homunculi
r10pez10: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
LRRbot: Thing Swing [3G] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a Hero you control. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature an opponent controls.
LoadingReadyRun: The Twink Only Blocks Once is an underrated Bond Film
ContingentCat:
Only consentually 
MegaDosX:
idk I think Egon's cishet, punch away 
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Surprisingly henchman action.
ShaneLeeAtk: @LoadingReadyRun Lazenby's unpublished enter
Sorator13: twitch censors "twink" in clip titles, and I think that's homophobic
MegaDosX:
Love the modern world 
jaimeblacken: no scheme?
LRRbot: Leveler [5] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [10/10] | When this creature enters, exile all cards from your library.
InfiniTokens: @Sorator13 RIP using the word "Twinkle"
jaimeblacken: well, no need
insanecat6mtg:
Dog_of_Myth:
TriseAlpha: I do believe the hour is fast approaching in which it would be appropriate to apply a clobbering.
MegaDosX: He won the first one
e_bloc: this doom has some silly plans
lamina5432:
public_key_reveal_party:
Mindfire13: Fish!
insanecat6mtg:
DarkSVermoth: wait, say that again?
Orxolon: this stream was fantastic
ItsOurIvy: I feel very Doomed ty
KeytarCat: I didn't expect Doom to work that way, but aight
Sorator13: This was a fun night; thanks for the stream!
Dog_of_Myth: We did this!
UtilityPunk: Your support buys these cheerful and evil costumes!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
444
e_bloc: and if you're watching on youtube, flame on
TriseAlpha: it's Doom's day
e_bloc: this week's button is 'a kingdom of cards'
e_bloc: I recieved two this week
DarkSVermoth: "they invited doom to do the adreads!"
Vinewood_OG: Wouldn't a kingdom of cards be terrible in a siege?
ArtDecoSunburn: @public_key_reveal_party Thank you for the merriment.
Redbassist:
Dog_of_Myth:
thanzo: limes
thanzo:
MegaDosX: It's a good look
fcloud: graham moonlighting outside a car dealership
lamina5432: paul would make a good Doom
Redbassist: Paul the Reed Richards clone
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Sorator13: Yeah, honestly, impressively done to play four full MtG games without glasses
e_bloc: I was thinking it is a good look
Dog_of_Myth: It's a good look G
Sorator13: also yeah, G, that hair looks *nice*
Vinewood_OG: Waiting to go full Magneto
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Absolutely I do
MrNonyaBidness: Its the best
TheMerricat:
Are you kidding? We love it.
fcloud:
i liked it a lot 
Sorator13: absolutely yes
oberon939: This ripped!!
Redbassist: Thank you Angel!!
UtilityPunk: Genuinely made my day tuning in and seeing the costumes. Thanks Angel!
public_key_reveal_party: we appreciate the effort and the bit
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Angel
ContingentCat:
Ange
KickAssKanuck: bring on the goof troop!
Sorator13: The work shows! The costumes, the overlay, the decks with very neat goofy mechanics... it was lovely
ContingentCat: *Angel
e_bloc:
4444 all the effort was worth it
ritchards: Thanks Angel... Thangel!
KaleidoscopeMind: and it's a different table!
thanzo: I love the silly stuff and the extra effort makes the goofs even better
MegaDosX: You guys did well
Strebenherz: It looked great!
superdude097: Really fun!
ContingentCat: I was wondering about that it worked
DeM0nFiRe: It was great!
Mindfire13: A 4v1 could be very fun with different themes, such as Gatewatch vs Eldrazi, or TMNT vs Shredder
Tempest_of_Thought: This was really fun, I loved it!
loufghyslaufey: Anew LIVE...??
Sorator13: yeah, you look much more like a hobbit
Juliamon: One of them did leave last episode, though
Redbassist: One is named Ian
Sorator13: One of them could be a med student
calculated_uncertainties: He will shoot many arrows, probably
public_key_reveal_party: Being old
devih_: what made you start wearing glasses?
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The_Passerby: 101 Months? Damn. Has it been that long?
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loufghyslaufey: @Sorator13 Frodo Baggins will return in Avengers: Doomsday...
Redbassist: Love TBD
Sorator13: oh man, I was wondering when TBD would show up
Redbassist: @Sorator13 Something always comes up
e_bloc: it was hilarious
InfiniTokens: Kathleen likes D&D? Never knew!
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Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: Doom!
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DeM0nFiRe:
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Pywodwagon: it me
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Dog_of_Myth:
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
insanecat6mtg:
Goodnight everyone! 
e_bloc: I tried
Orxolon: g night!
e_bloc: thanks friends have a great night
Sorator13: gnight!
thanzo: ty ty ty 4 strem, g'night!
lamina5432: gnight
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