Sethalidos: not seeing Heather when she is in the room with you means only one thing. KNIFE TIME!
Foxmar320:
Metric_Furlong: knife time! knife time! knife time!
TehAmelie: i'm here for a nice time, not a knife time. unless. . .?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie To some of us depending on context knife time can be a nice time
Metric_Furlong: knife time is always a nice time for someone
Thefluffiestguineapig: I like throwing knives. Never got the chance to get very good but I enjoy it
SnackPak_:
Foxmar320:
TehAmelie:
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 35 grams of ant candy
Garfman314: hello. I have heard that there may be some garbage about
Juliamon:
wehhh I wanted to start brewing some mugicha for the coming heatwave but the fridge is too full 
baltimore_667083: only 35 grams?
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go right.
Juliamon: How much ant candy do you need
Metric_Furlong: @baltimore_667083 that's quite a lot for an ant, tbf
Sarah_Serinde:
oh I've been making mugicha lately probably because of you Juliamon 
baltimore_667083: @Juliamon yes
Sarah_Serinde: it's so nice when it's hot out for sure
baltimore_667083: !advice
LRRbot: Don't punch the fire box.
Foxmar320: So much garbage so little time
TehAmelie: what does an ant weigh? probably around 2 grams
baltimore_667083: @LRRbot especially when the fireman is trying to fill it with coal
DoubleNterprises:
What it do, everybody? It's time for 
Juliamon:
Earthenone: signal
Foxmar320:
iarethel0ser:
ButButTheJesus: HYAPPY GYARBAGE DYAY
kingandcommoner: !quote garbage\
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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lightfut: Garbage day! Garbage day!
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Desruprot: yay in time for Watch+Play
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paronomasiac042: garbage day!
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Getter404: So I assume Graham and Alex are aware that Brazilian Drug Dealer Before 4 is out in the wild
baltimore_667083: oh yeah it’s the end of june
lirazel64: Totally ready for this.
wolphiron: Is this game literally called Garbage?
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JKBalch:
Anubis169:
Anubis169: Garbage Day!!
GrassVortex:
quasi79fu: garbaggge yay
TehAmelie: this stream is intended for certain audiences? oh so edgy, twitch
Kelazi5: Yay! Garbage Day!
Foxmar320: Garbage Day!
quasi79fu: hai chat hai Lrr i lurk
idontgetmyrealname: garbage time? but we're still so far away from american football season
ErynTzun:
oh hai
ShaneLeeAtk: I followed my nose to what I could only suspect to be Garbage Day.
wolphiron: What's that raccoon game with the garbage eating hole again? Donut valley or something?
kusinohki: meows
Sarah_Serinde: Donut County
Hedonistic_Mushroom: First time in a long while being able to catch a Garbage day stream. So pumped for the horrors that man hath wrought.
baltimore_667083: that feels like the plot of a QWERPline episode
ProfessorFalconer: It's so rare that I get to catch one of these live.
TheAwkes: Laissez les bon temps Poubelle~!
Strebenherz:
200 GARBAGE
atinyspacemarine: We need the sequel: donut duchy
wolphiron: Bc the game used to have a splash page of "have a garbage day ✿"
kusinohki: now to find some crows to hold a dumpster battle...
Foxmar320: Twitch what do you mean I made progress towards weekly rewards
PharaohBender27:
!
wolphiron: @Sarah_Serinde TY! I appreciate you always filling in the gaps in my knowledge c:
Sarah_Serinde: haha I do my best
TehAmelie:
probably the games here will not feature a lot of thinking nor spoops, but we can think about spoop nonetheless
PharaohBender27:
969 STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
DoodlestheGreat: WAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO DIE!
HbombAndFriends:
100
wolphiron: @atinyspacemarine Oh man, I want that! The game was so much fun!
Sarah_Serinde: @Foxmar320 yeah it's yet another thing to pester us about
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Hedonistic_Mushroom: Come for the dumpster fire... Stay for the suffering.
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AugmentingPath:
@Foxmar320 No idea, but apparently I made progress toward weekly rewards watching your stream earlier this week 
Foxmar320: rofl
kusinohki: "RACE ME HANNAH!"
Mr_Horrible: "45 minutes... that's all the time I have to yap with you"
DoodlestheGreat: We here @ W&P live by The Way. The Tomato Way.
Mr_Horrible:
oh wait, wrong week 
wolphiron: The ads just remind me to use my free prime sub
Strebenherz: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #8536: "I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome." —Ben [2023-05-15]
Rexsplosion: JUST IN TIME
ProfessorFalconer: @wolphiron I used mine on another channel, like some kind of fool.
epsilon_vee:
@LRRbot skill issue 
GasCityGaming: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #3867: "This is a garbage game for garbage children" —Molly Lewis, of Clapper [2017-01-15]
gnyrinn: OK. Got my bottle of Cotentin Cider and ready to watch the garbage.
Sarah_Serinde: oh yes, use that free prime sub, Bezos neither needs nor deserves your money
Foxmar320: Is everything fine?
ShaneLeeAtk: I am down for a 45 minute Graham and Alex yap.
Metric_Furlong: by being here, you have made the right choise
Mr_Horrible: I mean, true
MTigress: oh wow i actually made it in time for the start of a W+P, woo!
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io_Otter: That's almost a year
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TheAinMAP:
atinyspacemarine: Oh neat, Twitch has a new FOMO system out
Diabore: @Foxmar320 On garbage day nothing is fine
Sarah_Serinde: they always do
Strebenherz: !findquote gnome death
LRRbot:
Quote #1544: "I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his 
ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent." —Graham [2015-03-27]
Foxmar320:
PharaohBender27:
@atinyspacemarine Indeed, one that just makes me even more of a millionaire in DoLLRs
Phailhammer:
@Foxmar320
ghyllnox: I'm dogsitting this week, so today was also literally garbage day
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AtomicAlchemical: It's a garbage day out there, so lets wallow in the garbage in here
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IanAllenBird:
MacbethSeemsSus: *powerslides in from work*
PharaohBender27: *DolLRRs
NimrodXIV: love seeing a new Twitch fomo thing when I haven't had a going live notification in over a month
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ErynTzun:
Omnipotrevor: How's it going you spooky suckys?
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Simriel: 94? That's almost one year!
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ShaneLeeAtk: Dat Beard Doh
Nigouki: hallo
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
TehAmelie: hello!
TheBorzoi: My timing was perfect. I got here right as the opening started.
Desruprot:
IanAllenBird: o/
ButButTheJesus: goobebenin
Anaerin: We're watching, they're playing. That sounds like a great idea for a show title...
PharaohBender27: @NimrodXIV Honestly at this point I more just rely on the posted schedule
elkae: it’s happennibggggg
elkae: good luck Alex
MalFnord: oooOOOoooo
PharaohBender27:
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sethtriggs: Yeaaaahhhh garbage day!!
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RedAlexxis: It's time for the bad games
Foxmar320: Spooooky
kusinohki: "frivolous amount of beard" - Molly
Drasvin: Hello internet people.
ErynTzun: Sounds scary
Nigouki: the rare tuesday where we don't get called stinkies
TheMerricat: Onions!
ProfessorFalconer: Dark Web Frogger, let's go.
DoubleNterprises: Gird your loins
Anaerin: Fun Fact: You're already on a list.
RedAlexxis: maybe not the illegal games?
ErynTzun: Good choice Graham
atinyspacemarine: It's not worth looking too far into
DigitalSeahorse:
JKBalch: itch.io is right there with some good/bad games
Anubis169: Don't go there
NimrodXIV: @PharaohBender27 oh yeah, for LRR. but not for other channels w/o a schedule...
offbeatwitch: you can probably get some good weed on the dark web
TehAmelie: all i know of the dark web is that it's not blogs no one reads
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !youtube
krserenade: getting to the darkweb is easy, just turn the lights off and wander the attic where the spiders live.
Strebenherz: technically if you've read oglaf you've been on the dark web
AugmentingPath: I think a global tetrahedron is involved somehow?
MacbethSeemsSus: Keeping the lights on protects them from falling into the dark web
gnyrinn: Does anyone know and/or care about what Twitch's Weekly rewards are?
RedAlexxis: Yap?
wolphiron: What is up with garbage in the description?
kusinohki: dark web implies light web....
TehAmelie: i like yakking
Foxmar320: Let's YAP is normally on Tuesdays
Anaerin: Y'all yap (affectionately)?
atinyspacemarine: Not gonna recommend crimes but grow better weed than you can buy
sethtriggs: Yapping used to be kinda derogatory
eric_christian_berg: I just think of Grunkle Stan, "Shut yer yap!"
ProfessorFalconer: I've been told to quit my yapping on many occasions.
wolphiron: Are we playing a garbage game?
Drasvin: I thought yapping was tangental conversations.
Kittybeanie: are you are yapper
YeetTheRich_: conversation pilled
RedAlexxis: Australians use yack, like in yhackety-yack
quasi79fu: ben yaps...yaks do the yakking ..Lrr has conversations
Juliamon: wolphiron They are playing bad games on this stream
Anubis169: where did the term repopularise? ticktock?
Desruprot:
Sarah_Serinde: @NimrodXIV have you checked your settings? Twitch has a "smart" option that decides whether it thinks you need a notification, and a while back it turned that on by default...
Marvoleath:
PharaohBender27: @wolphiron Is this your first W+P?
DigitalSeahorse:
kusinohki: I'm partial to Wiggins Waffle...
Seagulyus: well mostly when streamers talk it is yapping now. usually streamers who say nothing while meandering through thoughts
atinyspacemarine: Let's play some bad games
PhorrestGaze: carbgee tim
DoodlestheGreat: We're going to the Yap Islands!
Anaerin: Yackety-Yak...
Strebenherz: @wolphiron If you're new, they play terrible games. Or rather, Alex plays terrible games that Graham inflicts on him!
Getter404: Does this mean there won't be The Wheel
RedAlexxis: I mean, we would watch that
kingandcommoner: 45 minutes is underestimaing Let's Nope
SnackPak_: oooo
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DigitalSeahorse:
RedAlexxis: but what about the bad games
Foxmar320: Bad games?! On W+P?!
TehAmelie: what if they were bad games that are good?
IanAllenBird: : O
wolphiron: @Juliamon Oh, that makes sense! Hopefully not like bad movies like "trolls 2"
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baltimore_667083: oh
gnyrinn: Tomato way 4?
Simriel: Is this bad games that are good?
NimrodXIV: @Sarah_Serinde yup. turned everything on to be sure. still nothing
Strebenherz: WHAT
Anubis169: YES
GrassVortex: ooooh
RedAlexxis: oh!
tyroar78: I got married today, so I can't stay, but I hope you all have a good stream!
Sarah_Serinde: I mean I love seeing weird little games on this stream
Saintnex: ummm
ButButTheJesus: fun!
quasi79fu: how to what?
Foxmar320: Great name
Anaerin: Oh, this one.
wolphiron: Atomic bombs????
MalFnord: Educational!
quasi79fu: UHHHH
TheMerricat:
@wolphiron No, that's exactly what they normally are.
fastlane250: become the nuclear boy scout
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: strong start
Sarah_Serinde: @NimrodXIV welp
thavleifrim: oh I did see that somewhere
Metric_Furlong:
speaking of being getting put on lists... 
RedAlexxis: This is a very alex game
ErynTzun: oh no
johnnylongtorso: is this by U2
Juliamon: wolphiron Sometimes it is, sometimes it's not
Darleysam: OH I saw this on Steam and thought it seemed very Alex-coded
arcaneIllumination: Yeah, this is an Alex game.
Getter404: Step 1: Move to New Mexico
Inari_Kitsune: This sounds promising
PharaohBender27:
Oh so they WILL go on a watchlist
wedge_x: I love this U2 album
sethtriggs: eeeeeek
Razdak: Alex can have little a good game as a treat
SnackPak_: its Wilson
baltimore_667083: then surely we’ll follow that up with How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb
PhorrestGaze: is that wilson?
Anubis169: Wilson?
ghyllnox: I thought you were going to *not* get on a list
Drasvin:
krserenade: what's ian doing over there
sethtriggs: Wilson
RedAlexxis: yeah, wilson
TheAinMAP:
ButButTheJesus: "timmm, tim tim tim..."
JKBalch: hello neighbor, can I borrow a cup of uranium?
quasi79fu: were building a NUKe?
adept_nekomancer: A good game? I mean, we did have that game about the Kei Truck, so it's not unprecedented.
Rexsplosion: How to make an atomic bomb in your garden, AKA: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry
Desruprot:
kingandcommoner: The great hing about making an atom bomb yourself is you'll never know if you failed
baltimore_667083:
not with that attitude
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SnackPak_: game good
ErynTzun: @_@
Simriel: The sequel, how to spend 25 years in federal prison
ButButTheJesus: yeahhhhh
sethtriggs: yeop
GrassVortex:
but games are not political
DigitalSeahorse: Oh look, we're Flanders and Homer wants to test something on us!
wolphiron: @TheMerricat nooooooOooo, you're gonna make me cry 😂, I didn't like that movie
Razdak: It might not be from the dark web, but it still might put you on a list
ProfessorFalconer: That wasn't fun at all!
TheAinMAP:
ghyllnox: !!fun!!
Juliamon: well that's just, like, your opinion, man
Getter404: I assume they mean "fun" in the Dwarf Fortress parlance
RedAlexxis: that fact is da bomb?
kingandcommoner: I missed the fun fact. Was it the Demon Core?
fastlane250: Fun is subjective
Mr_Horrible: dire fact:
Marvoleath: and how much of this is Jeff?
Foxmar320: Phun Phact
Anaerin: "Fun", short for "Fundamentally terrifying"
Anubis169: Alex: You were about to say it's not possible to...
eric_christian_berg: First, ska!
DeM0nFiRe: Fun fact: most fun facts are actually sad!
ErynTzun: Bombs very much no fun, ending in death.
wedge_x: first you must create the universe
boyesie: We make it with that science kit?
quasi79fu: uhhh chicken poop?
PhorrestGaze: it's fun that we have been pretty good about not using them
sethtriggs: We can hope that is post-START. Oh this looks difficult
RealGamerCow: step one, find some atoms
Driosenth: "fun" as in the "fun" school activities your teacher made you do
maclaglen: Step one: acquire materials
SnackPak_: oh good, a smoke button
Nigouki: step 1: nation state resources needed for enrichment
Getter404: smoke
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
JKBalch: I hope there is a radioactive boyscout side quest.
Dog_of_Myth: Smoke it if you Q
boyesie: Or was that kit just to make a reactor?
Darleysam: ah. My Summer Bomb.
MacbethSeemsSus: New fallout looks weird
kragmabutch: the yellow of that bar is reminding me of the my summer car piss mechanic
sethtriggs: Wild with the old radio and modern all-in-one comp
wolphiron: I heard about the concert poopgate scandal: does that count as dropping an atomic bomb?
TehAmelie: ungrabbing and dropping are different things, alright
kusinohki: dedicated smoke button??
atinyspacemarine: "I don't think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the kind of crime would be my guess?
sethtriggs: LOL
ErynTzun: Hiking up RAM prices LOL
eric_christian_berg: Ooooh, commentary!
PhorrestGaze: my ram...
Dog_of_Myth:
Legal Vegemite Sandwich
Valkryir: legal vegemite
Foxmar320: Wasting water is an important step
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ButButTheJesus:
Reecer6: you didn't say thank you to the large language model!
wedge_x: My Summer Chicago Pile
Valkryir: iSnack2.0 was the illegal vegemite
atinyspacemarine: Getting a sales bot to walk me through making pipe bombs was fun
IanAllenBird: step one buy new markers
DoubleNterprises: But what about the *illegal* vegimite sandwich recipe?
sethtriggs: @wedge_x I love that so much
ErynTzun: eeuggghh the sound
TheMerricat: red ink from a BLUE marker? Game unplayable!
boyesie: Oh no, the squeak, that needs to go
DigitalSeahorse:
Einstein list?! 
wolphiron: Yuck that's super realistic with the squeaky marker
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: "wasting water" xD Remember everyone, hydrate and starve your nearest AI data center
EbDorian:
I forgot this isn't a vod 
DigitalSeahorse:
Mai_Andra: is that the hemorrhoid?
ButButTheJesus: ORB
Reecer6: this is a really bad marker
Foxmar320: Take notes this will be on the test
atinyspacemarine: Don't we need to spin the 235 real fast first?
DigitalSeahorse:
AugmentingPath: why does this blue marker draw in red?
SnackPak_: ooo, going strait to implosion bomb
Juliamon: I can smell this image
adept_nekomancer: But then we prop it open with a screwdriver, so it's fine.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The squeaking
Arclight_Dynamo: An implosion uranium bomb is... bold.
MalFnord: Could do a gun type, that's easier
sentientwaffle_: I always learn so much on LRR
kevenwith2es: This dry erase marker is very, very sick.
wolphiron: Good✿
UnknownFriday: What, you're not making a gun-type bomb?
ErynTzun: @boyesie si si oui oui >_<
ButButTheJesus: surround the orb
Fruan: I think the gun method might be better here, even if it has lower yield.
Anubis169: Foxmar320: How big is the test? 2-3 megatons?
dm818: Why does the marker make heatmap type things?
TehAmelie: we're basically Oppenheimer now
ButButTheJesus: explode the orb
SnowBuddy18: this marker is terrible
Strebenherz: Dear game devs, if you're thinking of adding barely perceptible swaying to your camera, I will take a bat to your knees
Getter404: Lukewarm Ones
kingandcommoner: a fat man at least
YeetTheRich_: oh is that what the warning sign is
wolphiron: Drink the bomb???
YeetTheRich_: i never connected that
IanAllenBird: nice sweater
gnyrinn: Wouldn't a "little boy" model be simpler and more reliable?
Inari_Kitsune: The squeaking is fantastic
ProfessorFalconer: Crack open a fissile one with the boys
sethtriggs: Nice blank beer
Dog_of_Myth: Staying hydrated is important
eric_christian_berg: Maximally drunk for handling radioactive material.
atinyspacemarine: Isn't there something about alcohol and radiation poisoning?
RedAlexxis: you are smiley now
sethtriggs: Is there a crunk meter too?
ButButTheJesus: importend
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Weagle: GARBAGE DAY
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LithelyUnshod: It portends enjoyment
EikoandMog: I swear I saw someone else playing this.
SquareDotCube: The lead lined fridge to hide in when it prematurely detonates
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AvrosKyargath: It did say it sent the instructions to your printer upstairs
CouldntPickAUsername: I has arrived, what game are we currently 'enjoying'
CaptainSpam: The computer said to check your printer in the upstairs office, second door on the right.
owangel1: I. am. the. table
PharaohBender27: Wait hold on do we have a washer and dryer *outside*?
RedAlexxis: @EikoandMog RCE played it
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ProfessorFalconer: To assemble an atomic bomb, first you have to create the universe
DoubleNterprises: I A M T H E T A B L E
Reecer6: i think the manhattan project started with an air conditioned prefab
SnackPak_: if you wish to create an atom bomb, you my first create a table
Simriel: Few people know this, but Oppenheimer used a table
Valkryir: so this is "My Summer WMD"?
eric_christian_berg: If you can dodge a wrench...
ArtOfStuttering: It all started with the table.. the atomic table.
TheMadS8nt: famously the scientists in the manhattan project went to IKEA first
DigitalSeahorse:
Getter404: dewit
SnowBuddy18: is "if you can build a table, you can build a bomb" the new "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"?
DoubleNterprises: Oh yeah, the periodic table of elements
baltimore_667083: do it
sethtriggs: LOL
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just in case you missed it ChatGPT said they sent the instructions to your printer upstairs.
Inari_Kitsune: Do it!
kingandcommoner: it's a mercy, really
Foxmar320: I know what id pick
wolphiron: @atinyspacemarine Alcohol poisoning and being radiation (drunk)
RedAlexxis: well, if you build a nuke that is a possible outcome
RealGamerCow: the washer/dryer are outside?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so we know, if nothing else, your neighbor is not Matt Wiggins
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh it's making us a tech bro
EikoandMog: @RedAlexxis RCE?
wedge_x: step one, collect 300 smoke detectors
arcaneIllumination: Look at the to do list with B?
eric_christian_berg: 100%
Pteraspidomorphi: Hi all. What's the name of this "game"?
Anubis169: hahahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: hahahahha
DeM0nFiRe:
Razdak: yes it does
wolphiron: Eat the daisy
PharaohBender27:
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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SnackPak_: woooow
Foxmar320: Boom
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ButButTheJesus: (that was 9 zips?)
Reecer6: like the political ad!!!!
underhill33: what a reference
DigitalSeahorse:
Scy_Anide: That seven layer zip
Anubis169: Pteraspidomorphi: It'll get you on a list
RedAlexxis: @EikoandMog Real Civil Engineer,
EikoandMog: Gotcha
IanAllenBird: whoa
ErynTzun: Well there obviously more ZIPS inside 7 ZIP than 7
Dog_of_Myth: No Boom today, Boom tomorrow
DigitalSeahorse:
no boom 
Getter404: Was someone in that window?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Aw not piss?
wedge_x: Pooh that's not honey!
Sarah_Serinde: look sometimes you just need some filler
wolphiron: It neon bucket, it full of danger
baltimore_667083: hey that’s MY bucket of lorem ipsum!
Drasvin: They sell that in buckets?
SquareDotCube: It's good filler
Foxmar320: That your wife in the window
TehAmelie: counting flower leaves is basically the same as a Fermi estimation
RedAlexxis: Just a bunch of wooden letters
ErynTzun: 7ZIP to the 7th power
krserenade: table important, all we need next is two halves of metal, a screwdriver, and a sphere of plutonium
DoubleNterprises: Get some nachos for this Lorum DIPsum
sethtriggs: I guess lorem ipsum salts?
RedAlexxis: a container of ransom not prolmpts
wolphiron: Do you need a wheelbarrow for getting the mail?
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SnackPak_: hehehe meltdown
DigitalSeahorse: Sincerely, ME
TehAmelie: stonks!
kingandcommoner: I recently watched a video on the history of Lorem Ipsum. It was surprisingly fascinating
Sarah_Serinde: oh good, I'll just stop working then
KV1NN4: I reminded my room-mate W+P was in 10 minutes and promptly forgot to log in myself. <XD
WearingCats_CwC: Enrico Fermi just told the the Demon Core guys that they were all idiots and they were going to die, probably. And then something about aliens
Omnipotrevor:
And hey, once you have two halves of your nuclear critical mass, you can do a fun experiment where you bring them closer together without touching and see the results 
sethtriggs: @KV1NN4 awwwwww
PharaohBender27: We have quite a nice house
ErynTzun: @_@
Anubis169:
a bucket of Lorum Ipsum, from the dolor store, amex 
UnknownFriday: This dev's been in a building before!
wolphiron: It's a pretty house
EikoandMog:
sethtriggs: Sweet house
A_Dub888: All glory to the Hypnotoad!
SquareDotCube: Very 2010s
Garfman314: a game designed by a person who has been in a house
Reecer6: your wifedaughtersister!
Despoiler98: @Omnipotrevor is the result death? cause it seems like the result would be death.....
TheMadS8nt: I'm choosing to believe that his job is to make nukes but he called off work yet still has a deadline
dm818: That is a huge stock pot
AvrosKyargath: the instructions you got said it went to the printer upstairs so might be a good place to start
CouldntPickAUsername: married, for now....
DigitalSeahorse: Tumeric flavored rice cakes, not as bad as I thought they might be
wolphiron: Huge house tho, not realistic for this day and in this economy 😂
IanAllenBird: one of the chatgbt questions was is my wife a foreign agent
kingandcommoner: Unlkely? Why do you think he's building a nuke?
GasCityGaming: Ooo quartz countertops!
PharaohBender27: Welp
sethtriggs: Niiice
ProfessorFalconer: She seems fun.
Despoiler98: DIVORCE
eric_christian_berg: She is already done with your bullshit.
kingandcommoner: ART
Omnipotrevor: Novelty gifts
Saintnex: Giant novelty toothbrush
Getter404: A single boot
dm818: My countertops are almost identical to those
TehAmelie: we did ruin one daisy, better keep it quiet
Phailhammer: TEETH
ErynTzun: Is there a giant person in this game?
RedAlexxis: hmm, just brushing up
Seagulyus: it might be a yandere dev toothbrush reference
Simriel: I thought the exact same thing as Graham
Foxmar320: The giant toothbrush everyone has at home
MacbethSeemsSus: Either the relationship's not going well or she knows you VERY well
JKBalch: Huh
DigitalSeahorse: My TEEF are too big
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Hello wonderful LRRsmans and strem chat 
Saintnex: UH
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Anubis169: LOL
SnackPak_: what?
sentientwaffle_: OMG LOL
ErynTzun: Maybe it's California
iarethel0ser:
Despoiler98: thats a lotta mouthwash
Fruan: Are you telling me you don't have random parts of old art projects laying about?
DeM0nFiRe:
kevenwith2es:
RedAlexxis: maybe you are a dentist
JKBalch: Is your character a dentis?
Scy_Anide: You might be in the pocket of big teeth.
Anubis169: Dental Hygiene is very important
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Akaiatana: Is this that famous game mouthwashing?
Shadowsoflife:
IanAllenBird: "somewhere"
wolphiron: Theme: you eat the giant atomic bomb
UnknownFriday: Oh, is this Rob Beckett's house?
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehe
RedAlexxis: Monsters v Aliens reference
sethtriggs: Huh. Maybe you are going to make a giant from radiation
Ashmantle:
SquareDotCube: Life supply of toothpaste
niccus: i see he shops at costco
transcoder_: why do they have that button?
YeetTheRich_: what you don't have that room in canada?
DigitalSeahorse:
eric_christian_berg: ish
Drasvin: I suspect one of the people that lives there is a dentist
Phailhammer:
@UnknownFriday 
atinyspacemarine: Chat, should I start a kickstarter to build a backyard nuke?
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Reecer6: what can you possibly provide your funders
AugmentingPath: F?
Saintnex: b?
CouldntPickAUsername: "build the concrete form" I literally just did that this weekend....
ErynTzun: You have a TARP in the budget!
RedAlexxis: a bomb project?
EikoandMog: @atinyspacemarine I'd donate like, $5.
kingandcommoner: IndieGoBoom
MacbethSeemsSus: Also how Christopher Nolan did it
ButButTheJesus: it takes a village Graham
ProfessorFalconer: Just don't get any ideas for Site D
Despoiler98: @Reecer6 THE SUN
KV1NN4: Must be a Warthunder forum member
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine You should check to see if that would be the only one
gnyrinn: What a novelty - a house in a W+P that looks like it was designed by someone who had seen the inside of a house before.
YeetTheRich_: desert bus for bomb
DoodlestheGreat: @atinyspacemarine Can't be any worse than a Charlie Kirk memorial.
EikoandMog:
Inari_Kitsune: Weren't the red bottoms from Monsters vs Aliens?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 That got me, I cackled at that
ButButTheJesus: LAWL
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sethtriggs: LOL
arcaneIllumination: buttons changed place?
TheBorzoi: You have a printer but no computer?
wolphiron: Chat, I discovered s'mores flavored chewy cookies at ALDI
boyesie: Oh alex, i cant remember if it was you paul or ian who reccd it, during the geiger counter TTSF but i got a copy of 'the making of the atomic bomb' by Richard Rhodes for my birthday, it was a fascinating read
Mai_Andra: wait... the buttons switched places...
RealGamerCow: are you crouched?
KV1NN4: @Thefluffiestguineapig ty X3
ProfessorFalconer: I want a giant button room in my house
A_Dub888: @Mai_Andra oh good, I didn't hallucinate
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: maybe it's made out of your depleted uranium
ErynTzun: Is this game just not a category?
Mai_Andra: the big red buttons on the wall... =o
krserenade: heavy are the haunches that carry the knowledge
Foxmar320: Perfect no notes
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
ButButTheJesus: i love t his
sentientwaffle_: It feels like this game was carefully crafted to *appear* much more scuffed than it actually is (not that it isn't a little scuffed)
TheAinMAP:
atinyspacemarine: hell yeah
DigitalSeahorse:
don't tell the coppers
ThrinagaBattleheart:
OKAY sure that pic gets a pass from me
atinyspacemarine: oh my god there's stonks
Despoiler98: @DigitalSeahorse cops dont read
EikoandMog: Okay, we need to buy some darts.
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ErynTzun: Leaving your all in one PC outside seems unwise
Despoiler98: TARP BUDGET
atinyspacemarine: go bet on stonks'
Omnipotrevor: you've got a tarp budget!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Can the tarp budget afford this?
TehAmelie: i wonder what bennies we were offering
RealGamerCow: time to spend the tarp budget
Spades_Slicc: CAn the tarp budget cover taht?
atinyspacemarine: I want to do futures trading
arcaneIllumination: check the code!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Warning enough to get in a bunker?
Saintnex: time to check code
Anaerin: There's a code on the list.
MacbethSeemsSus: 2 tarps!?! In this economy?!?
arcaneIllumination: The shopping list had codes
CaptainSpam: There's codes on the clipboard.
kingandcommoner: 12 pACK
RedAlexxis: well, 24 nails
A_Dub888: I feel like this project is going to need more than 2 nails. Just a hunch
adept_nekomancer: Do we have money in the tarp budget for this?
Garfman314: any tennis balls to the nuts for the kickstarter?
sethtriggs: eeek
johnnylongtorso: that's government contracting for you
PharaohBender27: Man inflation has come for hardware supplies
RedAlexxis: still expensive
Diabore: 170 for 2 planks
EikoandMog: Damn, we need to increase the tarp budget this year...
thavleifrim: i think it was two 12 packs of nails, still seams expensive though
atinyspacemarine: this is what buying from mcmaster carr is like
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Desruprot: expensive nails
Despoiler98: They just used the tarp budget for LRL we cant afford this
Omnipotrevor: What was that meter on the side? Is your character...bored? Hungry?
TheMadS8nt: why is the hammer $35
SnackPak_:
tarps
BusTed: s'all we've got for the tarp budget
Astrovore:
The prices are in old pence
ThrinagaBattleheart: I hope you can use the file on the desktop labeled "50/50_chance_delete_system32.bat"
arcaneIllumination: Can you play the stocks?
couriercoldfire: the d is penny, which indicates size, bigger number bigger size
Saintnex: Oh personal account for the drinks
CouldntPickAUsername: I poured a walkway this weekend, this shopping list is feeling strangely targeted at me
atinyspacemarine: Very mcmaster carr of them
TehAmelie: jeez, why are we buying planks for hundreds of dollars when we got a perfectly fine house?
kingandcommoner: 2 12 packs of nails
SymphonySolstice: oh good I didn't get too distracted to miss gyarbage dyay
RedAlexxis: Bottles of urine created = 2
Foxmar320: Wow yeah Amazon chill out
Mai_Andra: suspiciously fast delivery
sethtriggs: Feels relatable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
quasi79fu: at what point will the feds show up or the neighbors going to start asking questions about what you are building in your backyard in this game?
atinyspacemarine: The quality is less mcmaster and more amazon, though
TheAwkes: Boxes of nails.
Drasvin: Just shotgun your delivery
sethtriggs: "I'm totally not burying bodies!"
EikoandMog: It was that or piss in a bottle, G.
ArtOfStuttering: ramming speed!
johnnylongtorso: the HOA has regulations about that
adept_nekomancer: Delivery options: "Pickup", "2 day", "immediate and at high velocity"
A_Dub888: How did they get the delivery so spread out?
Cptasparagus: I just spent a few hours at a furniture resale store and I think I'm starting to understand why homeowners get so excited
thavleifrim: are you just lifting the whole wheelburrow?
krserenade: conk crete baybee
iarethel0ser: Did one of those bags just go into orbit?
Strebenherz: @A_Dub888 spite
CouldntPickAUsername: those bags are heavy....
sethtriggs: Ahh Goat SImulator ragdolls too
RedAlexxis: just chuck those 50kg cement bags around
ThrinagaBattleheart: What's this game called?
Reecer6: the hoa can't possibly know what's going on because it is behind your house
TehAmelie: also, what homeowner doesn't have a hammer by default? i have a hammer
Despoiler98: I feel like we're building this BECAUSE of the HOA
MegaDosX: Why is my immediate comparison thought Homer building his barbecue?
CaptainSpam: Ta-daaaaa!
brainbosh: Gotta look both ways first
sethtriggs: that's nice put your packages in the wet gutter
Inari_Kitsune: Maybe you need to use the crosswalk
ThrinagaBattleheart: @Despoiler98 Also yeah, probs
eric_christian_berg: Also accurate to online shipping.
atinyspacemarine: I want packing peanuts to pop out of packages
Thefluffiestguineapig: You cannot get ye tarp?
wolphiron: @Reecer6 Some HOAs are petty about what they decide is visible
Foxmar320: I hope the mixer came with instructions
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @LoadingReadyRun G, Alex. This game doesn't look like dog s*%#.
atinyspacemarine: It would be a tired joke before the first one is done but I still want it
thavleifrim: @ThrinagaBattleheart how to make an atomic bomb in your garden
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It actually just looks like chores.
the_tarabyte: cement mixer comes pre-rusted
ButButTheJesus: mmm peanuts
paulthemapguy: Wheeling around sakrete in a wheelbarrow? Oh the mundanity!
RealGamerCow: my dog tries to eat the corn packing peanuts
TheMadS8nt: well honey, not only is there a nuke in the back yard the front yard is just packing peanuts so choose which is worse
Strebenherz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yeah G was letting Alex have a good one before delving into the garbage
CaptainSpam: @thedepthandbreadthofseth To be fair, a lot of making an atomic bomb is hard work.
atinyspacemarine: Factorio is also chores, but it's good
brainbosh: Not sdogshit but probably stupid
BusTed: What is the game called?
TheMerricat: it flew off to your left when you wer standing facing the door
ghyllnox: Well, we'll see what we're missing
AugmentingPath: instead of space wizard chores we get to do mad bomber chores, so that's a change of pace
Getter404: Think it flew behind you, maybe it was Tarp #2?
Anaerin: I believe the contents were the tarp that's next to the house.
dumbo3k: it was a tarp
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Yeah, this doesn't seem too bad, given the breadth of standard Watch+Play fare
quasi79fu: there is a difference between poop games and games meant to look like pooop right?
sethtriggs: It has haha physics
RealGamerCow: That's too real in DIY. "Where did I put that?"
PharaohBender27: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Alex asked to do a funny game first, though this might take up a lot of the stream, depending on willingness to follow-through
Mai_Andra: where are the nails?
MacbethSeemsSus: Are you going for a Heisenberg pile? For neighborhood aethestics?
WearingCats_CwC: Iron Nest looks like chores and I'll probably want to pick that up eventually
quasi79fu: hai pharoahbender
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @CaptainSpam I think it largely depends on the quality of you centrifuge.
quasi79fu: Im being good pharoah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: your*
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh, I see you ordered a Klingon Deterrent Device with everything else, that's smart thinking
CaptainSpam: The cement mixer comes pre-rusted for convenience, I see.
CouldntPickAUsername: oh look they finally used the tarp budget
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Also I love how we're going to build "Suburbs Pile 1"
DoodlestheGreat: ~/If I had a hammer... I'd hammer in the morning.../~
darkcyril: @CouldntPickAUsername God dammit. I was just thinking about how to work in a tarp budget joke.
quasi79fu: you can have a lot of fun with games that look like crap at times right?
MegaDosX: Is there a day night cycle in this game? Looks like it's getting dark
kusinohki: can you stand on the tarp then lift the tarp??
ErynTzun: There have been lots of tarp budget jokes so far
Foxmar320: getting dark
Cptasparagus: when do the zombies spawn
kingandcommoner: but it'll die in one
Anaerin: You do need to sleep.
MacbethSeemsSus: time to dig a hole in the ground
asthanius: do we have any evidence that Rome took more than a day to build?
SquareDotCube: what's with the mood
Darleysam: but if we play this right, it CAN be levelled in a day
niccus: rome also had a critical mass
Foxmar320: Wow gets dark fast
DigitalSeahorse: imagine if we had to pee while doing this
sethtriggs: WOw that sun just popped down
AugmentingPath: @Cptasparagus slightly after the bomb goes off. They're called "ghouls," tho
ErynTzun: Just taking Friend Hammer to Sleep
Garfman314: headlamp. your character seems like a headlamp guy
sethtriggs: Your wife does teleport spam
krserenade: 'the swafeword is hammer time'
MegaDosX: It's like a stuffed bear for him
Anaerin: I told you before honey, I don't want to get nailed tonight. I've got a headache.
RedAlexxis: So your wife sleeps and stares at you in this game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: does your fissile material not just illuminate the back yard on it's own?
RedAlexxis: it's ... unsettling
Larkonus: So, what are we building here? I missed the intro.
kingandcommoner: how do you define "rome." There must have been a day where we went from "no rome" to "rome"
Deyna_Taggerung: Getting into the wife's side of the bed and she accidentally telefrags me
TehAmelie: come to think, people can't even agree in what century the Roman empire got unbuilt
DigitalSeahorse:
hammer
A_Dub888: @asthanius true, for all we know Romulus and Remus could've been given superpowers from their wolf mom
quasi79fu: yeeet
RedAlexxis:
good luck finding those. 
AugmentingPath: @TehAmelie definitely sometime between the 4th and the 20th, imo
Foxmar320: Speed running unpacking. No notes
Strebenherz:
hey at least it's not a 30-50 pound bag of dog food in an amazon box 
Spades_Slicc: The wheels near the house go round and round
wolphiron: Mess everywhere
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Larkonus Fat Man and/or Little Boy, if I've understood correctly.
quasi79fu: do we reallly neeed that wheeel?
Reecer6: step 1 SHOULD'VE been "mow lawn"
ShaneLeeAtk: In the square hole
ErynTzun: Is there a button to higlight stuff?
DigitalSeahorse: ask neighbor if they saw a wheel
PharaohBender27: Heeere, wheelie wheelie wheelie!
Larkonus: @thedepthandbreadthofseth ...The nukes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Reecer6 Step 0 should have been "get therapy"
BrindleBoar: cockalickchick
DigitalSeahorse:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Larkonus yup
TehAmelie: smoke em if you got em cause we're going down
PharaohBender27: Hold on
offbeatwitch: is it still in the box
wolphiron: Neighbor's yard?
CouldntPickAUsername: you have a wheel problem
quasi79fu: clap clap...
thavleifrim: maybe still in the box?
sethtriggs: It feels so perfect that this would happen
Larkonus: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Of all the things I could have guessed... that is not one of them.
ButButTheJesus: mistakes were made
MacbethSeemsSus: man invents wheel. loses wheel
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @thedepthandbreadthofseth in the back yard?
Spades_Slicc: "Seriously, where is the wheel?" Calm down Ezekial
CouldntPickAUsername: you wheely shouldn't have done that
paulthemapguy: This game is based on a children's show on CFUT about a sentient wheelbarrow
Mystaira: You wheely have a problem.
wolphiron: Throw the empty boxes into the front yard
CaptainSpam: "Slickstarter Update: How we've used your funds: Second cement mixer to replace the one wheel we lost."
Getter404: I *think* I saw a black shape near the curved corner of the walkway?
CouldntPickAUsername: wheel you find it?
quasi79fu: what does a wheeel look like?
crazycommie87: That awkward moment when you IKEA your cement mixer and a wheel is missing
Cptasparagus: someone call Wheeler
sethtriggs: Less a garden plot and more a 'scene'
CouldntPickAUsername: tired of wheel puns?
PharaohBender27: Darn, looking back at stream did not reveal where the wheel went
ErynTzun: Do not mess with her Daises! Probably instant death.
asthanius: you really gotta mow the lawn
RedAlexxis: things do respawn
IanAllenBird: ayy
PharaohBender27:
ButButTheJesus: roumb
SnackPak_:
wheel
Foxmar320: Nice!
sethtriggs: Little white thing yayyy!
thavleifrim: I was kinda hoping it landed on the roof
DigitalSeahorse:
ErynTzun: Wheeel
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TheMerricat: 1 tarp
DoodlestheGreat: Round. Firm. Fully packed.
offbeatwitch: there's a tarp over there
Valkryir: and second tarp
quasi79fu: Timbuuuurrrr
johnnylongtorso: @thavleifrim Breaking Bad if Walter White were a nuclear physicist
wolphiron: Empty boxes in the front means you know they empty and can be ignored
A_Dub888: when does the recycling truck come?
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asthanius: don't say you're getting board now
AugmentingPath: picking up so many planks, it's easy to get board
kingandcommoner: sequel implies you survive
DeM0nFiRe: Want to build a thing? Forget it! But what about a different thing? You need wood
krserenade: its first opponent: the coughing baby
atinyspacemarine: The threquel: neutron time
MacbethSeemsSus: i hope your wife is having a good affair for putting up with this
sethtriggs: Atomic Marshmallow is such an apt name hee
TehAmelie: Oppenheimer 2: Oppenheimerer
AtomicAlchemical:
MegaDosX: I wonder how many wheelbarrows were used on the Manhattan Project
DigitalSeahorse: layboardiius
Patorik: 2-Oppen-2-Heimer
boyesie: Oh yeah, our nuclear project was wild
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ooo, as I have a large concentration of appropriately nerdy folks, can I correct an incorrect correction about Ezekiel?
SnackPak_: the bearings to keep a bomb from going off by accident?
BrindleBoar: "deleted"
A_Dub888: Oppenheimer 2: Hydgrogen Boomaloo
AtomicAlchemical: Did it somehow go worse than the german program?
MegaDosX: You're also missing a tarp
betweenmyself: the Manhattan Project only ran late and over budget because they kept having to make return trips to the Home Depot to get additional materials and tools
CouldntPickAUsername: ok I just did this, this past weekend. put out your form, level it, put stakes in the ground then you need 2.7 litres of water per bag of cement
Patorik: Nuh
ButButTheJesus: mine.
sethtriggs: welp
AugmentingPath: they're not nuclear publics, bud
MacbethSeemsSus: Oppenheimer 2: Teller's a Dick
BrindleBoar:
@AugmentingPath
quasi79fu: ive got a dum question ...whats the tarp for?
RealGamerCow: IIRC they said "How do we know you won't share it with the Russians?"
wolphiron: Goodbye chat, I'ma play a mobile game in the background
Rujasu: @CouldntPickAUsername You built a nuclear bomb?
kingandcommoner: Fun Fact: Having one didn't help
Driosenth: Which was the style at the time
PharaohBender27: Ah, so late-stage empire syndrome
Creature_Comforts: Hey, I'm actually not busy on garbage day for once!
MalFnord: As you do
MegaDosX: Not ideal
DigitalSeahorse:
crash program 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The thing with all the wheels and eyes is supposed to be a chariot. It was medieval monks who thought it was describing some sort of being. Biblically accurate angels look like people, especially men.
BrindleBoar: fire is cool though
sethtriggs: eeek
ghyllnox: The brainpower, you say
CouldntPickAUsername: @Rujasu my lawyer told me to not answer that
UnknownFriday: Was gonna say Alex is about to talk about Windscale.
ProfessorFalconer: "Well there's your problem"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This does sound like something we'd do
WearingCats_CwC: I don't see why, deleting Dresden worked just fine without nukes
Despoiler98: Nuclear fires.....generally not good
Getter404: No Britain, internal combustion! INTERNAL!!
BrowneePointz: they didn’t have that precision German-in-exile engineering
A_Dub888: Just noticed, we're holding the lumber in the same hand we have a hammer
MegaDosX: Uhhhh
ThrinagaBattleheart: MULTIPLE?!
BrindleBoar: the sound
graffd02: Would it not be easier to carry the boxes to the back before opening?
Despoiler98: uh
Foxmar320: Wat
Despoiler98: Britain ARE YOU GOOD?
ghyllnox:
MegaDosX: So they made a nuclear claymore?
ProfessorFalconer: The world's most dangerous pinball game
PharaohBender27:
Getter404: Ah, the Bosh Reactor
AtomicAlchemical:
Deyna_Taggerung: Remember when they wanted to put a chicken in the bomb?
ErynTzun: That is hilarious
Thefluffiestguineapig: UK are you ok????
IanAllenBird: huh
ButButTheJesus: hm
DigitalSeahorse:
YeetTheRich_: that sounds safe
Strebenherz: Who designed this, THE BUSSING LOONEY TOONS?!!!?
Patorik: I also used to play Kerplunk
sethtriggs: Oh that's like those games you play in Gardenscapes
sentientwaffle_: that's incredible
DeM0nFiRe: I think I watched the same video Alex is talking about, good video
adept_nekomancer: Who wants to play explosion pachinko?
betweenmyself:
if one critical mass make big bomb, why not use five? 
MacbethSeemsSus: nuclear grade ballbearings
kingandcommoner: Nails
TheMerricat: what are the nails for?
AugmentingPath: nail the boards in place?
Getter404: Nail the planks together?
dumbo3k: and nails for the form too
AvrosKyargath: Need to nail it
CaptainSpam: Nails.
Reecer6: do you have to nail your planks
gnyrinn: @Getter404 Isn't that for making fertilizer?
PhorrestGaze: you ever have an hourglass jam until you give it a little shake?
wolphiron: Why is there a happy meter?
Thefluffiestguineapig: (I know the answer to "is the UK ok" is no)
JKBalch: I can imagine one scientist forgetting the collecting bucket and the bearings coming out like pachinko balls
ThrinagaBattleheart: @betweenmyself The yeti would think that, to be fair
Arclight_Dynamo: How about the British chicken-heated nuclear mine?
sethtriggs: would you want to have the house water though?
boyesie: I think the nuclear fire alex is on about was the WindScale fire, ranked 5 out of 7 on the internationl nuclear disaster scale
Anaerin: I mean, it's similar to when three guys in a shed managed to win a contract for the UK's sniper supply.
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Folks are suggesting we might need to use nails
sethtriggs: Wow that's weird
AvrosKyargath: It says you need the nails
GasCityGaming: Haven't the French by FAR done the most tests?
Anaerin: Also, need nails, right?
Despoiler98: yeah by any real statistical chance we should have wiped out all life on Earth by now
MegaDosX: Empty Quiver
BrindleBoar: they're mostly in the ocean
atinyspacemarine: sort of a broken quiver situation
Strebenherz: I didn't expect the nuclear history lore when i first went into your discord, but it's definitely been a fun aspect of it all
Cptasparagus: theres one about 20 miles from me in NC that they left in the ground
Foxmar320: The number os missing nukes is terrifying
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Spades_Slicc: We know there's a nuke in North Carolina . . . somewhere
MacbethSeemsSus: "its fine I've got a screwdriver between the halves"
sethtriggs: ONe got lost in Greenland or something
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, to go back a bit - Oppenheimer 2: Oppenhammer.
eric_christian_berg: Yeah, the Cold War was closer to Men Who Stare at Goats than James Bond.
Despoiler98: @Spades_Slicc under a swamp
BrowneePointz: look Alex I’m still terrified that the Fat Man bomb was so effective, we, the US, went “nope we’re outlawing the use of that again”
asthanius: are the boards just friction fit in the middle?
Getter404: Interesting angle to hammer from
Aenir798: Boxes of nails are famous for their small quantity of nails.
quasi79fu: unreal hammering...There was no thumb smashing
DoctorHutch: My 2 favorite books on the topics are "the Making of the Atomic Bomb" by Rhodes and "Command and Control" by Schlosser
betweenmyself: Extremely Accurate Nail-Driving Simulator
wonderlandskermit: wasn’t a guy using a lost nuke to power his home in Florida? Saw a headline recently.
Foxmar320: Im worried about it
BrindleBoar: safety tarp
sethtriggs: Ergonomics are this guy's mortal enemy
dm818: so we can move it later
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Ehhhhhh it's fine, the tarp is biodegradeable
RealGamerCow: don't want to ruin the grass
Kipstar: the tarp is so the grass doesn't die
IanAllenBird: don't want to get concrete on your grass
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGECALL We only ordered TWO nails but Alex clearly used more than two
MacbethSeemsSus: you dont want the atoms to leak out
Seagulyus: to prevent it from leaking out the bottom of the form presumably
ErynTzun: That is kind of weird but I suppose putting it on the grass would be even dumber
CouldntPickAUsername: I'm offended at how easy it was to do that after the weekend I just had
Despoiler98: @MacbethSeemsSus Mr. Burns will get you for that
asthanius: @wonderlandskermit fallout-ass news story
sethtriggs: "This is what we call grand jury evidence."
kingandcommoner: OH NO, you left the fridge open. All your beer is warm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: we're apple users. I see.
ButButTheJesus:
wolphiron: Plug in the phone
ErynTzun: What's in jfsldgl?
Seagulyus: concrete is actually grout and stone, the grout will leak out if you have improperly compacted ground under it
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Dang it, we can't use the batch file? 
atinyspacemarine: sudo rm -rf /
ThrinagaBattleheart: I would LOVE it if we could
wolphiron: Plug in the phone to transfer files?
Foxmar320: Victory!
wolphiron: @atinyspacemarine WOW you're evil 😂
Getter404: YES
BusTed: haha
quasi79fu: drug lab?
BrindleBoar: um
ThrinagaBattleheart: YES
atinyspacemarine: DEMON CORE
Strebenherz: DEMON CORE YES
MegaDosX: Excuse you
IanAllenBird: oh,
SnackPak_: very good game
sentientwaffle_: YESSS
ButButTheJesus: gracious
betweenmyself: yup
kingandcommoner: I was joking about the Demon Core
quasi79fu: Demon core?
Foxmar320: oh honey no
sethtriggs: Well okay
atinyspacemarine: TICKLE THE DRAGON'S TALE
Thefluffiestguineapig: hahahahahha
Despoiler98: OH GOOOOOOD
Sarah_Serinde: this truly is an Alex game
dm818: need a screwdriver too
ArtOfStuttering: That.. uh.. escalated quickly.
atinyspacemarine: TAIL FUCK
ProfessorFalconer: NOT THE DEMON CORE!
MTigress: print that out and post on the fridge
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a joke for Alex
krserenade: WHY ISN'T A SCREWDRIVER ON THE LIST
Simriel: Needs for Demon Core xD
gualdhar: but no screwdriver?
boyesie: Wheres the screwdriver?
JKBalch: This is accurate, right?
Phailhammer: What in the Fallout crafting recipe...
gnyrinn: @quasi79fu Don't worry about it.
incredulouspasserby: oh this is excellent.
MacbethSeemsSus: its not preferred
jibkat: it would help
Despoiler98: you only need it ONCE
Getter404: Well it doesn't hurt
ErynTzun: Glowing Clocks!
quasi79fu: OH i get where the uraanium will come from
eric_christian_berg: If you aren't a coward!
asthanius: do you need glowing clocks?
Arakasi01: Nuclear Boy Scout speedrun
sethtriggs: Does the bowl have to be metal?
adept_nekomancer: If we have a screwdriver it's fine!
dm818: @krserenade Exactly huge missed opportunity
quasi79fu: ITs the Glowing CLocks
Getter404: (it does, in fact, hurt)
Darleysam: Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs For Demon Core
MegaDosX: We already have their data anyway
Valkryir: "needs for demon core" sounds like my shopping list for a gremlin day of bedrotting
Decaped: need a subdemon core
Simriel: Just do not drop the screwdriver
graffd02: Demon core sounds like a knockoff dragonball manga
ArtOfStuttering: FUN cores.
SquareDotCube: well, at least we don't need Maxwell's corpse.
wolphiron: Yes they all had demon cores
RedAlexxis: wow
quasi79fu: Glowing CLocks are for the radioactive matierials
RealGamerCow: that they would cart around in a little red wagon
Patorik: Is it still called a Demon Core if nobody dies in an accident?
RedAlexxis: that is something
iconicshadow89: answer in such a way that you don’t end up on another list
WearingCats_CwC: Just don't wibble it with a screwdriver and it'll probably be fine
MegaDosX: Manual lathes?!?
TheRealSgtCrispy: lmao
quasi79fu: thanks Pharoah
MegaDosX: Bruh
asthanius: the screwdriver was the problem
sethtriggs: they must've had diamond in that lathe or something?
wolphiron: Plug in the phone to transfer pic?
BrowneePointz: ye it was the 40s @megadosx
JKBalch: Some had demon cores, some had devil cores, a few had angel cores but those never worked as you'd think
Getter404: Can you do another round of slickstarting?
Shadowsoflife: Manual Lathes?
Drasvin: Screwdriver is to prevent criticality. For bomb, you don't want to prevent that.
MTigress: well see, the screwdriver led to some incidents, so it's better to just go without
gnyrinn: "Strictly need" is a big phrase that can be taken out of context.
public_key_reveal_party: this is the second stream I have watched tonight that has referenced the demon core
ErynTzun:
Ooof
Stoffern: If nobody dies in an accident it's just a sparkling plutonium core?
Despoiler98: WITH A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER
Arakasi01: Alex, I'm sure you know this, can you explain the significance of smoke alarms on the list of ingredients?
TehAmelie: gotta have a lanetrn
atinyspacemarine: toongstehn cahbaiyd
Dog_of_Myth: @Simriel Nothing good
Foxmar320: Do we need to get money from Slickstarter first?
ErynTzun: Lane trn
Omnipotrevor: All it really is is two halves of a nuclear mass. The demon part is keeping them too close together, and holding them apart by hand for some reason
dumbo3k: you might have to slickstarter again
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jibkat: the one guy was showing off
Anaerin: You don't have the funds for that.
Arclight_Dynamo: Thorium mantles are still a thing, yeah.
quasi79fu: the clocks are tooo
adept_nekomancer: Lanetrn
Despoiler98: @Omnipotrevor because thats how you do it when your a badass
asthanius: and a partridge in a pear tree
BusTed: californium?
boyesie: The batteries are a 2 pack, so do you just need 4 of them?
Drasvin: Thorium mantles aren't the norm, but they are still available.
sentientwaffle_: Americium, right?
offbeatwitch: modern ones are optical
dm818: americium
LithelyUnshod: Americium
MegaDosX: Oh we getting Americium
Saintnex: we’re gonna need to slick start more money lol
TehAmelie: maybe we can make a cheap box of Maxwell's demons
wolphiron: Modern smoke detectors use lasers
RedAlexxis: I mean, maybe being technically accurate is ... suboptimal
Arakasi01: Google 'Nuclear Boy Scout' to find out more about smoke alarms
atinyspacemarine: Someone in Australia got got for that, right?
ArtOfStuttering: always needs more hammer.
gnyrinn: @Arclight_Dynamo Not by default, but you can get them. Technology Connections made a thing about that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not a joke, Alex is serious
jibkat: @wolphiron some still do, others use both styles
Razdak: They're one use hammers
boyesie: Do you think ill still get a no knock fbi raid in the UK?
wolphiron: One teen collected old grandfather clocks and built a radiation core. He got in a lot of trouble
MacbethSeemsSus: One Chicago Pile
RuiFaleiro: what's the canadian equivalent of the fbi, the rcmp?
quasi79fu: whats the tin can for?
public_key_reveal_party: so, like, we're all on a watch list for watching this stream now, right?
DoubleNterprises: Americium *mild spoilers for Hank Green's "An Absolutely Remarkable Thing*
atinyspacemarine: Meanwhile at WPI someone lost a radioactive sample so there was a gaggle of grad students wandering around campus with geiger counters one day
the_tarabyte: Don't try this at home kids
asthanius: can you use the search bar?
quasi79fu: uhhhh...vanishes
Patorik: I was hoping they'd make you make your own foil
bbblehh: F'd up in the crib ordering off of zamazon
PharaohBender27: @RuiFaleiro Oh dangit a Panalysts episode explained this; can't remember the name or acronym now
wolphiron:
@quasi79fu Cook the demon core in it 
RedAlexxis: Yes, let me go down to Bunnings and get a sausage on bread and everyhting I need for a nuclear weapon
MegaDosX:
@public_key_reveal_party 
BrowneePointz: and a partridge in a Hope this doesn’t go Pear Shaped Tree
RedAlexxis: do another kickstarter!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
Simriel: See if they will give you more money on Slickstarter?
TehAmelie: i recently saw Breaking Bad, and you know, they don't tell you how to actually make meth on that show. but this game feels different.
Anaerin: You could (and should) have done another round on slickstarter.
public_key_reveal_party: @atinyspacemarine See, that wouldn't work where I went to school, because that was new jersey, so the background radiation would drown it out
RuiFaleiro: @atinyspacemarine i too am a wpi alum
Greyah: Did the update photo not raise more crowdfundmoney?
AvrosKyargath: could put the empty boxes in the trash
CaptainSpam: I think you can throw out the empty boxes.
omdorastrix: Just got here, and we're talking about the demon core?
ButButTheJesus: I didn't realize it was twice
Magnifisquatch: Screwdrivers are bad tools for working with lumps of plutonium.
MTigress: i thought it was 3 incidents?
omdorastrix: Louis Slotkin?
MacbethSeemsSus: yep, both were stupid
atinyspacemarine: @RuiFaleiro This happened in like 2014?
Strebenherz: Graham, nuclear history is ASTOUNDINGLY dumb, strap in
offbeatwitch: well it wasnt really a problem. it worked as intended
wolphiron: @RuiFaleiro WPI was too expensive, I didn't go
Dog_of_Myth: Do not edge the Demon Core
kingandcommoner: Deprarious
adept_nekomancer: Do not edge the conditionally critical mass.
Foxmar320: Oh the worst case of edging
PhorrestGaze: demoncore was a gooner?
Despoiler98: yeah no the Demon Core killed a couple ppl and caused cancer in others I believe
BrindleBoar: I mean it's not like the core was at fault, they were being stupid with it.
Strebenherz: Edging an electric socket with a fork would have been safer!
MegaDosX: Don't edge your fissile material
atinyspacemarine: It's not called the happy fun core
noSmokeFire: sorry, graham, the counsel voted and it's funny
niccus: well, it was quite climactic
Patorik: Laugh at it to take away its power
Driosenth: chicken
SnackPak_: funny in a oh god why kinda way
Darleysam: funny parentheses sad
fnoggchamp: probably easier to haul the boxes back
betweenmyself:
Atomic Crunches and Radioactive Bridging are good ways to strengthen you Demon Core 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chicken
shea_wolfe: Chicken yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz ^^^^^^^^
ghyllnox: Chicken?
TheRealSgtCrispy: they f'd around and found out
Astramentha: chicken
kingandcommoner: Price is Right?
Simriel: Chicken?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Chicken?
sentientwaffle_: It's *horrofunning!*
dm818: The price is right?
GasCityGaming: the yodelling guy?
quasi79fu: russsian roulettte?
RealGamerCow: The radiation is right?
omdorastrix: Edging
Reecer6: press your luck?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chicken or Price is Right?
LithelyUnshod: push your luck
Magnifisquatch: Dont wake daddy?
NoxStryx: Nuclear chicken
BrindleBoar: nuclear chicken
Phailhammer: The forbidden "Penis!" game.
DigitalSeahorse: The Price is Chicken!
ButButTheJesus: @Phailhammer Penis!
Simriel: Didn't the guy stop it by Grabbing it with his hand?
PharaohBender27: @RuiFaleiro CSIS - Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. Though someone in the comments claims that's more an analog the the CIA and the RCMP are the FBI equivalent.
RedAlexxis: @Magnifisquatch That is some game of don't wake daddy (or he will go nuclear)
RealGamerCow: and you get slightly melted
Athelgar: only for like 18 hours
ArtOfStuttering: Not for a long time, fortunately.
RealGamerCow: from the inside
Omnipotrevor: It is amazing how drastically disconnected being 'intellegent' and being 'smart' can be
adept_nekomancer: You see the blue flash of "well crap"
Rujasu: Does it turn blue, or is the blue only inside the eyeballs of the observers?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Fine"
Despoiler98: You feel fine for 24 hours and then it goes horrible
thedepthandbreadthofseth: brinksmanship?
Pheonix888: But a short time
kingandcommoner: It was everyone in like 20 ft I think?
PhorrestGaze: a couple fast bad times and some slow bad times
Keab42: Can you put the empty boxes in the recycling bin?
atinyspacemarine: you experiencing symptoms described as "sloughing"
ErynTzun: Only "slightly" melted
Keab42: Given that it is garbage day
johnnylongtorso: there was a security guard, I think?
MegaDosX: The guy next to it hecka died
electric_claire: Iirc only the screwdriver operator died in that one.
Nigouki: Slotin is screwdriver
Despoiler98: @johnnylongtorso
UnknownFriday: Slotin was the screwdriver, Dahglian was the dropped brick.
Shadwhawk: Only a couple of people seemed to die early in the incident. Most of them lived past their 50s and 60s.
omdorastrix: Before they blew it up in... castle bravo?
gnyrinn: "Were fine" is pushing it. They survived.
quasi79fu: isnt playing with nuclear cores how we got the super hero Dr Manhattan from Watchmen?
asthanius: there's also the guy who stuck his head into a particle accelerator because he thought it was turned off, and an atomic bullet went through his brain
Thefluffiestguineapig: AHAHAHAHA
RuiFaleiro: @PharaohBender27 now that i hear that, i think that ws the agency that came up in the frwl for quantum of solace
omdorastrix: Dropped the brick
arkham1981: john cusack didnt survive
sethtriggs: Lot of ways things can go bad
Despoiler98: @johnnylongtorso yeah the guard was by the door and one of the scientists blocked
Darleysam: they call it the "demon core" like it's the core's fault. I posit "the dumbass core" to more accurately reflect where the blame should lie.
betweenmyself: I appreciate that we have to deal with a day/night cycle while building our backyard nuke
Astramentha: whoops
ArtOfStuttering: Jeez, would be real nice if you had some lanetrns with you now.
MacbethSeemsSus: Louis Slotin and Harry Daghlian (wikipedia)
ButButTheJesus: whoops
matthaus_c: eto... bweh
atinyspacemarine: you'd think they'd have like
atinyspacemarine: a wooden shim
RedAlexxis: yes, whoops, your last thought ever
Strebenherz: @Darleysam ACCURATE
sethtriggs: The YOLO core
Keab42: The Demon Core is absolutely being stored in an Indian Jones style warehouse
atinyspacemarine: like a spacer to stop it from getting too close
PhorrestGaze: is our wife ok?
electric_claire: Alex, have you seen The Man Who Stole the Sun? It's a Japanese film about a guy who builds his own A bomb, you'd probably like it.
AugmentingPath: What did they do with the demon?
kingandcommoner: And that's why all our bombs are cursed
GasCityGaming:
and that's where that Steven King Car came from
RuiFaleiro: dumbass core still sounds like an indictment on the core
Phailhammer: @RedAlexxis It would be better if that were the case.
Dog_of_Myth: Harry Daghlian knocked the bricks and Louis Slotin was the screwdriver
omdorastrix: Wasn't it used in the Castle Bravo shot?
matthaus_c: @RedAlexxis fwiw, this is probably Many people''s last ever thought throughout history
Stoffern: "useful"
BrowneePointz: reminder. this is the same place Microwave ovens were inspired cuz they MELTED a CANDY BAR in SOMEONE’S POCKET
Anaerin: We must presume the core is happy.
MegaDosX: Sent to a farm upstate
public_key_reveal_party: this is why we have lab safety standards, and also why scientists have a reputation for ignoring lab safety requirements
Arclight_Dynamo: Hubris core. Who was it who said that as soon as you stop being terrified, they should stop letting you do the experiment?
BrowneePointz: Manhattan Projecr was real cowboy shit
TehAmelie: day 4: have not talked to my wife in a while
BrowneePointz: Project*
Shadwhawk: Because the Dumbass in Charge wanted to dig an alternative to Hormuz
Despoiler98: Because trump is a fuckiing moron and wants to nuke things
sethtriggs: Ohhhh that's because of the straits of Hormuz/Schrödinger
SnackPak_: a peaceful use of nukes
PharaohBender27: @RedAlexxis The horrifying thing is it wasn't the last though ever - at least for one of them, they died after several days
Khalahd: Not the DAISIES!
Ashen_Prime: I love that models bigger than the boxes just spring into being and physics their way around the yard.
Nigouki: NUKES FOR PEACE!
eric_christian_berg: Because it included using nukes to build a detour canal.
atinyspacemarine: That's where a lot of the fallout retrofuturism comes from
UnknownFriday: Panama Canal 2!
ButButTheJesus: those boxes going critical
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't it excavation attempt with nukes?
atinyspacemarine: "atomic elevators" was a good one
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah, Edward Teller was not popular
Drasvin: Wait, is someone trying to revive Project Plowshare?
Omnipotrevor: I think there's an option to dispose of them by the trash in the corner
bytecaster: Wife: What are you doing? Me: Just building a Demon Core, honey
eric_christian_berg: Folks brought it up as a way to bypass Hormuz.
sethtriggs: Your divorce lawyer is going to have a HILARIOUS Happy Hour story
MTigress: someday someone will upload a video to yt of 'demon core vs hydraulic press'
ButButTheJesus: HA HA HA
Simriel: How did this person GET Wife
CaptainSpam: I suppose technically if you threw the boxes out, the government might track your garbage and figure out what you're doing.
Omnipotrevor: The Al Bundy classic
atinyspacemarine: nobody knew what an atomic elevator was, it was just an elevator with enough throughput to allow skyscraper designs that would be impractical otherwise
krserenade: haha, -boom-er humor.
ErynTzun: Is there a spot to break them down? It's fun to throw the up in the air and punch them to break them down.
RealGamerCow: bigger than before
Larkonus: We've found the Demon Core, turns out it was a CO2 detector.
adept_nekomancer: What if we built a canal with explosions?
bytecaster: Mining!
NoxStryx: Project Plowshare is the project to replace creatures with lands right?
Athelgar: so, i showed up late and am confused as to what we're doing in this game lol
Bruceski: use it for mining
MalFnord: @eric_christian_berg What, like nuke a new channel south of Oman?
public_key_reveal_party: was that where nuclear gardening came from?
atinyspacemarine: canal digging was a fun idea they had
MegaDosX: Imagine that
UnknownFriday: Wasn't there a plan to launch a city into space with nukes?
goombalax: lets use it to plow crops
Darleysam: for what? Air-frying?!
electric_claire: They tried to mine with it.
Anaerin: Ooh, Project Oilsands?
CaptainSpam: It's a death ray for PEACEFUL purposes only.
BlindPathfinder: gotta looove excavating with atomic bombs in britain
ButterBall000: At least they tried?
AugmentingPath: Use it for irrigation! Then you can farm in... a while. Once the radiation dissipates
Omnipotrevor: The orion drive?
Metalupis: someone should also find the picture of all the rods lined up on a table just waiting for someone to bump into it
MacbethSeemsSus: @UnknownFriday "plan" in the roughest sense
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was attempting to dig a canal or something?
SnackPak_: and using nukes for fracking
ButButTheJesus: BEEG HOEL
TehAmelie: maybe some cities are better off burned? (they were not)
matthaus_c: the invincible power of the atom!
Astramentha: oh noooooooooooo
Despoiler98: you would have to use SO MANY NUKES to make a canal it would be just a fucking atomic wastelands
Reecer6: and then when could that canal be used for people
bytecaster: What if we could make an extremely radioactive canal?
sethtriggs: that's not how that works though
kingandcommoner: Was that the one that hatched the "use nukes to launch stuff into space" plan?
betweenmyself: really small nukes as a replacement for dental drills
sentientwaffle_: [Narrator Voice] This does not work
YeetTheRich_: turns out
MegaDosX: You can. The sentence continues however.
Arakasi01: Wait, so am I to believe that dropping a nuclear weapon on a city-center wasn't good?
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEAH NO SHIT
Mai_Andra: ♫ nuclear tunnel~ ♫
Shadwhawk: They were going to dig a harbor in a small Alaskan town as a test
ArtOfStuttering: This puts a hundred men out of work and a million more out of life!
adept_nekomancer: Good news: Canal! Bad news: Canal glows.
MalFnord: Project Orion wasn't quite this
Strebenherz: I love G realizing HOW DUMB THIS HISTORY IS
ClodiumSoride: @kingandcommoner I forget the name of it, but it was used in Footfall by Larry Niven
Despoiler98: @kingandcommoner thats the Orion class spaceship
RedAlexxis: oh that sounds bad
atinyspacemarine: subterranean explosions are real bad for radiological contamination
Astramentha: uh oh
cormorants: it says something about nuclear explosives that project orion might be the least batshit proposal ever to involve them.
ThrinagaBattleheart: @Strebenherz ME TOO LOL
MegaDosX: Excuse me what
ButterBall000: I need to refresh myself on nuclear propulsion
ghyllnox: You don't say
offbeatwitch: those smoke detectors are quite big
IanAllenBird: you don't say
eric_christian_berg:
@MalFnord Uh huh. 
niccus: extra sour
CaptainSpam: Those are HUGE smoke detectors.
Shadowsoflife: You don't say
brainbosh: Did the nuke on the russian oil field work at least?
MTigress: those are the biggest smoke detectors i've ever seen
kingandcommoner: Nuclear Fracking is just the worst combination of words
ArtOfStuttering: It was efficient. Just not very safe.
Deyna_Taggerung: If only they could sort out that pesky radiation
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, during nuclear weapons tests we did also turn the entire planet into a gun that fired a manhole cover
omdorastrix: I remember something about the RTGs that nasa has used on probes and stuff basiclally used the Plutonium originally enriched/created during that period.
Simriel: Turns out nuclear bombs have nuclear fallout
ProfessorFalconer: "Aside from all the potential death, I'd say this went well!"
Despoiler98: that seems like overkill
MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out everything we use near these nukes end up radioactive
betweenmyself:
turns out that burning highly irradiated fossil fuels may “cause problems” 
MalFnord: @eric_christian_berg Lord have mercy
atinyspacemarine: okay but you can use conventional explosions to stop those gas well fires
RealGamerCow: @MalFnord Project Orion would be the most practical and reasonable use
atinyspacemarine: like a normal person
GasCityGaming: Dear god don't tell Alberta
trainpants: whenever I have a problem I throw a molotov cocktail and boom, I have an entirely different problem
RedAlexxis: we didn't start the fire BUT WE ENDED IT!
Shadwhawk: Try dumping boxes in the recycling bin?
Valkryir: no my BF did this once (stacking boxes). He was mad at the council cause we got warned for accidentally mixed the recycling and just kept ALL the recycling in the garage for like a month before I found out. I had to be like ??? what's the end goal ???
Larkonus: We didn't start the fire, but we nuked it and somehow that worked-
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I wonder if anyone ever considered nuking Centralia PA to stop that coal mine fire
Drasvin: Fighting unquenchable fire with atomic fire.
FauksStarling: "We found a way to convert all this land into inhospitable land!"
omdorastrix: The Manhole that (one assumes) made solar-system escape velocity as it wasn't secuired during an underground Nuke test
eric_christian_berg: Okay, love you guys, but watching this is making me very, very nauseous.
ErynTzun: So much dumb shit that could be accomplished by other less stupid means
Keab42: The only downside to Project Orion was the ground to orbit phase. Once it's in space it works really well.
Phailhammer:
Kinda want to make a This or That now: Fallout Lore or Actual Nuclear History.
TehAmelie: remember that time they tried setting off a nuke in a narrow tube and the lid just vanished from the earth?
Despoiler98: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa do you want radioactive coal dust fallout? CAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET IT
PhorrestGaze: it's blowing out a candle, but big
Tangsm: Did any of these people write the movie Armageddon?
bytecaster: Fighting Fire with Fire
atinyspacemarine: it's some looney toons shit
ButterBall000: Turns out humans are really bad at terraforming
Keab42: Big boom sucks out all the oxygen
kingandcommoner: It also wins Rock Paper Scissors
sethtriggs: It would work because you take out part of the fire triangle
Anaerin: Project Oilsands was a *great* idea - Set off a nuke in the Fort McMurray oilsands, 'cause it'll melt the oil and turn sand into glass, right? And wouldn't just set the oil on fire to burn forever. Right? Right?!
MegaDosX: It sounds very Wile E Coyote
public_key_reveal_party: @Phailhammer I feel like that could actually work
NoxStryx: What the phrase, feed a fever, bomb a fire?
Inari_Kitsune: Red Adair was famous for using explosives to put out fires
AvrosKyargath: Pressure wave pushing the oxygen away from the fire
atinyspacemarine: it pushes the fire away from the fuel, and allows it to cool off enough to stop combustion
Seagulyus: there was a certain person who suggested nuking hurricanes. yes it was politics man but still
RealGamerCow: The US did it in the first Iraq war
Arclight_Dynamo: @GasCityGaming The Canadian government did a study about what to do if the oilsands caught on fire. Asking the Yanks to borrow a nuke to sniff them was considered, but they went with "let it burn out it and pray."
Kaktus021: are you saying we could put out the fire under silent hill with a nuke?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Despoiler98 oh I imagine it would be an awful idea, I just wonder if anyone ever brought it to the table
Swamplor: Look, you have a thing that is on fire. Then you nuke it. Then you longer have a thing that is on fire. Problem solved.
adept_nekomancer: Those smoke detectors are very energetic
UnknownFriday: Oh, I figured they buried it underground and collapsed the well with it.
ArtOfStuttering: It's like using some Fluorine to light a candle at your house.
Arakasi01: It's like blowing up a candle, if there's no candle there's nothing to be on fire anymore
Foxmar320: A what now
BrindleBoar: flared base?
atinyspacemarine: @Kaktus021 Not sure nukes work on metaphors but it's worth a shot
boyesie: Dont they do that at the start of the thunderbirds movie? Use an explosive to put out an oil rig?
ButButTheJesus: in that one movie we used a bunch to reignite THE SUN
Astramentha: did it have a flared base
crazycommie87: !game
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MegaDosX: To go faster?
ClodiumSoride: @BrindleBoar no, it's a suppository
johnnylongtorso: I think this racing stripe looks pretty sharp
PharaohBender27: "And we put it up the oil drill's ass"
matthaus_c: the HOA is gonna be so on our asses about these boxes
FauksStarling: Atomic Suppository is a great name for a band, though.
MacbethSeemsSus: My favorite moment in college is still my military history professor trying to straight face explain troops practicing for the Davy Crockett.
DigitalSeahorse:
cylindrical
Keab42: @crazycommie87 how to build an atomic bomb in your back yard
SquareDotCube: And then you have fires like Centraila PA where the fire still isn't out
ghyllnox: @crazycommie87 How to Build a Nuclear Bomb in your Garden (or somesuch)
atinyspacemarine: "let's use nuclear winter to deal with global warming" is a wild idea that gets batted around these days
crazycommie87: @Keab42 Thank you!
BrowneePointz: sorry slight Misspeak. microwave ovens was from someone from MIT on the Magnetron project finding a melted candy bar in his pocket. STILL, ww2 war science was REAL cowboy shit
ButButTheJesus: JESSER
DigitalSeahorse:
Scy_Anide: @Seagulyus I was just reading What If? (from 2014) the other day and nuking a hurricane came up as a question there too. He just quoted the NOAA, who have an official response, saying "naturally this is a terrible idea."
Shadowsoflife: @FauksStarling Sounds good
Uniclonus: I was about to say it looks like you're getting ready to cook meth
public_key_reveal_party: "we solved this natural disaster by firing a nuke at it" is the kind of silver lining you never want to have
PhorrestGaze: yeah, but first organizational skills
Foxmar320: As a Floridian I can say this does look like a lab
Keab42: Surprised they never suggested nuking Centralia
e_bloc: you can catch the wire that way too
PhorrestGaze: but who has the attention for that?
PharaohBender27: @SquareDotCube Yeah, I don't think nukes would be optimal for that
johnnylongtorso: the sound was off but I think I got the gist of it
ArtOfStuttering: This needs another beer.
ContingentCat: I've been watching Bob's Burgers that way
BrindleBoar: the copyright proofing
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TehAmelie: "Uracell?" are these uranium batteries?
Arclight_Dynamo: With bizarre, gross AI upscaling too.
kingandcommoner: I've noticed it happening right before netflix gets the show
matthaus_c: you've got to understand how your daughter's going to experience media in The Future
CastleOtranto: Sopranos seems very clippable
Rujasu: I guess it's like a modern form of a weekly newspaper comic?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's smart
AugmentingPath: "look! I transformed it to be Worse!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well not with an AI voice
zigboy22: wooooooooooooo
public_key_reveal_party: making something worse is technically transformative
Foxmar320: lol
ButButTheJesus: aaahaahaha
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: MORE MOUSEBITES
ErynTzun: This is why I hate vertical video
atinyspacemarine: Christ just please sail the seven seas like an adult
EvilBadman: I stumbled on an account that posted shrek and Disney movies, the whole thing in one video, at 1.25x speed. The arms race is funny
Seagulyus: I mean that isn't technically transformative butttt
e_bloc: finallly something dumb enough for AI to make worse
SquareDotCube: This is some Fahrenheit 451 shit
betweenmyself: Graham: getting the gist of things in fifteen second intervals
Foxmar320: Im getting these clips as well and Graham nailed the delivery
gnyrinn: Isn't it also sometimes an audio description for the deaf?
Kaktus021: It ran out
Aenir798: Hammers are one-time use
bytecaster: I'm looking forward to Deep Space Nine in 10 second increments
PharaohBender27: Disposable hammers!?
sethtriggs: Hammers are consumable?
ArtOfStuttering: Don't forget beer.
Swamplor: If you ruin the copyrighted material, it is transormed
e_bloc: computers were a mistake
IanAllenBird: something happened to it in the bed
Marvoleath: left it in bed?
AugmentingPath: the hammer was interred under the concrete for ceremonial purposes
Driosenth: I'm not interested in consuming any TV
RealGamerCow: Buy some 10mm sockets while you';re there
BlindPathfinder: it is one of the types of content that remind me i ought to be consuming stuff in a different format
asthanius: I've seen so many YouTube shorts that are just clips of classic movies titled like "He stole millions from his boss...and was thanked for it?"
ContingentCat: It's a lot better when it's Bob's Burgers and it works as a clip
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Arclight_Dynamo: Warping the content to the platform. The medium is the message.
ShaneLeeAtk: How bizarre how bizarre
atinyspacemarine: @gnyrinn I mean descriptive audio is a thing but it should probably be done with intent
e_bloc: ten minutes of star trek but you swap han and chewie's faces
Deyna_Taggerung: I mean yeah but is it much different to watching anime episodes in 3x 10 minute YouTube videos
e_bloc: *star wars
sentientwaffle_: don't tell the wife!
ButterBall000: I'd be happy if we stopped using the term "content"
RealGamerCow: Two white guys doing a pod cast? So novel!
Anaerin: Did you actually buy solvent?
offbeatwitch: you're the strongest man in the world
ButButTheJesus: yeet
MacbethSeemsSus: TV writers have admitted they write dialogue now assuming your on your phone not fully paying attention
Keab42: I was half expecting the wheelbarrow to land on the roof and be forever stuck
Anubis169: I swear, one more youtube video with the title "This thing, but it's..." and ima scream
FauksStarling: Who hasn't tossed a wheelbarrow over their head to empty it before?
Foxmar320: I think you missed a box
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, you missed a box
dm818: I think it popped out of the wheelie when you were moving at night
sethtriggs: OH the smoke detector is to poach its americium?
e_bloc: this game doesn't seem bad
SnowBuddy18: I think this game needs a garbage bin
PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus Ah, yes. Netflix's "This isn't second-screen enough" feedback
Omnipotrevor: maybe start looking into throwing the trash away. I think there was an option out front
asthanius: hm?
bytecaster: Can't burp horses club
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct, or vomit
e_bloc: cant vomit
atinyspacemarine: is this like when you tap a cow for methane?
BlindPathfinder: they also cant throw up i think
Arclight_Dynamo: Competitive horse burping. It's the newest dressage event.
YeetTheRich_: oh yeah they die if you feed them a chilli
Metalupis: well horses can only breath through their noses
adept_nekomancer: We're one smoke detector short
matthaus_c: need Umamusume fan art of that
WearingCats_CwC: Neither can I but vets never massage me
Cptasparagus: what is a burp if not a mouth fart
CouldntPickAUsername: this reminds me of the video of a pelican yawning
e_bloc: thats why you shouldnt poison a horse unless you mean it
Thefluffiestguineapig: They do fart a lot
DigitalSeahorse: can't puke
RedAlexxis: don't put batteries in the bin!
e_bloc: no method of reverse peristalsis
Omnipotrevor: I know Giraffe's can't cough, and it presents a serious medical issue
betweenmyself:
horses just can’t right now, ya know?
Pal_Friendpatine: I once heard rabbits cannot fart. but I cannot seem to corroborate that
Wizzo1138: Can you get more Kickstarter money for round 2?
e_bloc: they shoot horses, dont they
atinyspacemarine: Horses not vomiting is the one thing I'm jealous of horses about
TehAmelie: oh yeah, maybe the game is struggling with all the empty boxes lying around
BrowneePointz: yep you have to punch a hole in their stomach to relieve gases etc or they’ll die
6000j: oh the yugioh horse vomiting image
Anubis169: A hammer. One for the week, and one for Sunday best.
Nigouki: projectile vomit CAN be funny in certain situations
atinyspacemarine: No thank you, I'm good
ErynTzun: Is there an item limit?
Foxmar320: The what
bytecaster: I prefer Magic the Gathering Horse vomiting
johnnylongtorso: give it a splash of EVOO
ContingentCat: @atinyspacemarine If it helps not being able to vomit makes food poisoning fatal so be glad your body can get rid of bad stuff
e_bloc: five hours later, we have consumed 1% of the horse vomit videos on the internet
6000j: yugioh not because the image has yugi in it but because yugioh players spammed it for months when that were dissatisfied with the current format
NimrodXIV: every day I am forced to hear new sentences
Foxmar320:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: horses are two thousand pounds of dumbass suspended on four matchsticks, whose primary defense mechanism is to break all of their legs and die of shock
RedAlexxis: @johnnylongtorso for flavour
WearingCats_CwC: As of today Youtube has started recommending me Cleo Longlegs shorts, and I approve
public_key_reveal_party: amazing
Anubis169: LOL
Arclight_Dynamo: Or open them!
BrindleBoar: that would be suspicious
kingandcommoner: too suspicious
sethtriggs: this is bad news
ShaneLeeAtk: You can just buy mantle s
atinyspacemarine: I mean I fear food poisoning more than death so
dm818: But then the man finds out what you're doing
Reecer6: what can you be using all these smoke detectors for? are you just taking their TINY amount of americium?
RealGamerCow: Oh you needed to buy a science hammer
gnyrinn: That label looked like my brand of olive oil.
omdorastrix: Wait, are we replicating the nuclear boy-scout?
ButButTheJesus: 10/10 GOTY
Anubis169: for those who don't know, this is (on a subatomic level) how particle physics works
SnackPak_:
horses
Dog_of_Myth:
Astramentha: it’s true
RedAlexxis: no! omg
Drasvin: But destruction is cathartic
sethtriggs: Dang yeah
BlindPathfinder: amazon post apocalyptic crafting game
TehAmelie: true, though
Metalupis: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa now thats not fair, they might colic and die first
FauksStarling: Not wrong
ErynTzun: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa And be Majestic!
Keab42: It is a miracle that horses managed to survive as a species.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Um, in some ways
Simriel: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa It true
e_bloc: that's what it says on the wikipedia page
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Metalupis very true!
RealGamerCow: horses are profoundly dumb. Them and sheep
Anubis169: NO
Keab42: But then giant pandas managed it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metalupis Literally that is what I was trying to type out LMAO
Kramburger: Til I'm a two-legged horse
BrindleBoar: cook batteries?!?
ThorSokar: Is this Super Meth Maker?
bbblehh: Hey so what was this game about again
ButButTheJesus:
100 this is the greatest stream ever I'm learning so much
Anubis169: and DOUBLE NO
CouldntPickAUsername: those are alkaline not lithium
Shadwhawk: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Poor Freckles, thought of ants and died
Foxmar320: Already on the list
BrowneePointz: also, horses technically run around on their finger knuckles. have fun with that
brainbosh: It will probably cause a fire ye
matthaus_c: 20 years making videos and you think you're /not/ on several lists already?
MTigress: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa they're also impossible to draw
public_key_reveal_party: or a long vacation in the hospital
Anubis169: tinfoil, batteries and actual gunpowder will defo cause a burn
IanAllenBird: tasty
Anubis169: so uhh... don't try this at home kids
sethtriggs: Keeps the FD on their toes!
atinyspacemarine: Just get some DoD contracts and then it's all above board
e_bloc: we weren't going to get on the list until Alex started talking about how to make real bombs
RedAlexxis: maybe some cancer, to early to tell
asthanius: this is the anarchist's cookbook for today's youth
betweenmyself: a sheepish trip to hazardous waste disposal
AugmentingPath: This is my grandmother's meatball recipe!
JKBalch: The fire department will be glad for your help the next time a gas line breaks...
johnnylongtorso: don't forget to add some salt and pepper to taste
BlindPathfinder: why olive oil
WiJohn: Baked potato
sethtriggs: Cookin' nuclear meth
offbeatwitch: putting batteries on a fire seems like a really good idea
GasCityGaming: If I have this on my Steam wishlist am I on like a "pre-list"?
omdorastrix: Is it thorium in the lantern mantles? and it's americium in the smoke detectors...
PhorrestGaze: the whole ball made that powder?
Foxmar320: Id love to see how Cam feels about this game
Marvoleath: just like momma used to make
Driosenth: and a very interesting conversation with a toxicologist
atinyspacemarine: So when do we get Explosions&Fire recreating this?
BrowneePointz: I’ve heard good things
BrindleBoar: "Hey kids at home, try this!"
Drasvin: Making lithium thorium power...is that useful?
sethtriggs: Your wife will enjoy you being your own nightlight
Diabore: was it the hardware store thing?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @MTigress as someone who's tried a couple times, I think it's actually impossible, you're right
matthaus_c: I get most of my Jackass kick from watching Darby Allin these days
ErynTzun: Don't worry I won't, couldn't bring myself to watch any of those kinds of shows.
BrowneePointz: pre OSHA jackass
Strebenherz: What was it Graham?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun the hardware store thing?
ErynTzun: It's just a real THICC test tube
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz 0.o
Anubis169: clocked out
IanAllenBird: they're supposed to be glowy
Driosenth: Graham, what drove you to watch it?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: glow in the dark clock hands, yeah
sethtriggs: Vintage radium clocks I guess
Anubis169: christ...
e_bloc: hey if you can do a test with a tube
ButterBall000: Ok, but did someone actually die?
Reecer6: you CAN'T be making an americium bomb
BlindPathfinder: yea that is totally the style of clocks with the radium glow
TehAmelie: like i don't think five smoke alarms will net you a very dangerous amount of radioactive material. maybe five hundred or so?
PharaohBender27: In before the neighbor asks what all the racket is
krserenade: 'glow in the dark clocks' im having poisoner's handbook flashbacks
Anubis169:
smoke detectors are kickass in how they work 
atinyspacemarine: There are also optical smoke detectors
OldUncleDan:
I thought that "You Can't Do That On Television" was a Canadian show! 
SimGuy3k: those smoke detectors seem freakishly large
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: don't look up the radium girls if you want to keep have a good day
Patorik: How have your neighbours not called the authorities yet?
BrowneePointz: when it’s disrupted it screams
brainbosh: All that america cum ><
Seagulyus: that is exactly how they work yes
sethtriggs: Yes that's right
asthanius: it's a deadman's switch?
Arclight_Dynamo: Apparently the radioactive detectors aren't that common any more. There's a Tech Connections on it.
Driosenth: a non-detector
TheRealSgtCrispy: Technology Connections!
TheAwkes:
When you hear about a breeding game on Steam it isn't usually a breeder reactor...
MTigress: basically a failsafe
Anubis169:
Smoke alarms are an "Everything's ok alarm" but the alarm is silence
MacbethSeemsSus: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Or Eben Byers
ContingentCat: Huh til
EvilBadman: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Katy Perry keeps being terrible eh
BrowneePointz: jackass is great most of the time
PhorrestGaze: any reactive agent, so solvent leaks do it too
atinyspacemarine: I also have fond memories of jackass
sethtriggs: There's a few types of smoke detector too
asthanius: oh
e_bloc: jackass does not pretend to be anything but what it is
YeetTheRich_: as one does
PharaohBender27:
Darleysam: HUH
Diabore: oh that one
Strebenherz: OH NO
boyesie: Oh damn
IanAllenBird: D :
ErynTzun:
There are different kinds of smoke detectors! both ionization and photoelectric units. I learned from Technology Connections on Youtube 
GrassVortex:
Anubis169: oh boy
MacbethSeemsSus:
ButButTheJesus: ohhhh
sethtriggs: Yeah that's a bad time
matthaus_c: oh buddy your ribs
TheAinMAP:
e_bloc: jesus christ
atinyspacemarine: he got very lucky on that one
BrindleBoar: what a wonderful way to die
sentientwaffle_: OH wowwwww
trainpants: it's a wonder they're alive frankly
ThorSokar: that's a big YIKES
ContingentCat: Noo
ButButTheJesus: some of their gross stuff I can't watch
Getter404: Never forget that Jackass STARTED with Johnny testing "non-lethal" riot control gear on himself for a magazine
BlindPathfinder: eh jackass is a special kind of toxic masculinity
Metalupis: the guy selling vests to cops?
Omnipotrevor: @trainpants At least one of them isn't now, if I remember correctly
PhorrestGaze: MTV was right on that one maybe
ogundiety: what 'game' is this?
SquareDotCube: Yeah he talked about it in an interview around four years ago
Drasvin: O r b
AtomicAlchemical: it's easily forgotten but some of the jackass founders are literal trained clowns
RealGamerCow: Was that the bear armor guy? Red suit?
Diabore: theres also the CEO who stood behind their bullet proof glass
Shadwhawk: The guy who invented the bulletproof vest does that every year on his birthday
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sethtriggs: Reminds me of the people being loose about blank ammunition
IanAllenBird: do you need to raise more money?
atinyspacemarine: I appreciate the people who demonstrate by wearing it themselves, but wasn't there one guy that shot at his wife behind bulletproof glass?
ProfessorFalconer: Oh look, your demon core is complete... and whole.
Keab42: We really do just have a radioactive source just sat there
dm818: I see we are now making a boron casing for the core
CaptainSpam: Check Slickstarter to see if you can raise more funds?
Morrigan9: different then the bear armor guy?
asthanius: like the guy who fell out the World Trade Center by running into a window to show how it wouldn't break (it came out of the frame)
Anubis169: that must've taken balls of steel... and extreme idiocy :S
Simriel: Check your slickstarter. Might have new Money
sethtriggs: Oh a clip show?
ErynTzun: All of it was stupid, just don't.
e_bloc: its too bad it didnt come out back then, there would be a law and order svu episode about it
atinyspacemarine: Like doing it yourself is like standing under the arch as the supports are removed
EvilBadman: @ButButTheJesus The scatological stuff is a naw dog from me
betweenmyself: how long did it take for someone to post that video to the net with the caption cut off?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Johnny Knoxville had an amazing episode of Last Meals not too long ago
atinyspacemarine: *presuming you invented the vest
Reecer6: surely there must be a group of insane guys willing to become Jackass Jr. out there
Anubis169: My fave one is still the epic high five with the doorway-sized hand
BrowneePointz: 4 was pretty damn fun for having to work around pandemic restrictions
ThorSokar: Honestly I can't blame Jonny for not wanting to piss through a tube for another 10 years
Tangsm: You'd assume it would be just as effective to demonstrate that it blocks bullets from going to literally anything other than a torso
Orlantia: Most of them, anyway
matthaus_c: I saw an Onion post about the next Jackass being Knox walking up a set of stairs without using the hand rail
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 Literally the best one
ButterBall000: They're all going grey, it's to be expected.
Diabore: yeah theyre in their 50's now
BrindleBoar: well like they're all functionally 90 years old, because of the shit they've done to their bodies
GasCityGaming: was Neat how Knoxville went totally grey during Covid when they took a filming break
Getter404: Somehow, Chris Pontius will outlive us all
ButButTheJesus: wtf
sethtriggs: yikes
PhorrestGaze: maybe more movies that get to #5 should be allowed a clipshow commentary one
atinyspacemarine: Steve-o was on gamegrumps and it was honestly really interesting
Athelgar: was Bam in 5? i k now he was having a lot of substance abuse problems since Ryans death
Anubis169: lol
ButButTheJesus: AAAAHAHAHA
Strebenherz: I'm sorry, "his demons had an intervention" ???!?!!
noSmokeFire: "this is a little much even for us"
ButButTheJesus: that's awesome
bytecaster: Oh, it's getting dark, don't forget your demon core when going to bed
Shadwhawk: Well, he was being stupid in the car
BrowneePointz: but not on film
Alyssa_Swift: tbf, a car accident could've been a stupid stunt
MTigress: this house asset seems familiar somehow
Anubis169: may he rest in peace
atinyspacemarine: I hope this game ends with you getting served divorce papers.
BrindleBoar: he was engaged in recreational rather than professional stupidity
CaptainSpam: Still love the giant bottle of not-Listerine.
Orlantia: That was a very large bottle of mouthwash
Driosenth: a stupid stunt for Jackass*
asthanius: y'all we don't have to blame the guy for dying in a car accident
matthaus_c:
I don't think the wife pays attention to what we do anymore
betweenmyself:
was that a massive bottle of listerine in your bedroom?
BrowneePointz: only some previously shot footage @athelgar Bam is still on the outs for breaking contract during 4 and relapsing
Mai_Andra: just lie down and wife spawns in bed
A_Dub888: did we leave the doors open when we went to bed?
dm818: Hear me out, Demon Core nightlight.
bbblehh: Is this the same house layout from the toilet game or am I crazy
Khalahd: I mean, it's a nice neighborhood where you don't have to lock...or close...your doors
Anubis169: Physics!
Omnipotrevor: I'm pretty sure there's a spot to clear out the empty boxes in the corner.
NoxStryx: My understanding of stevo's voice is because he learned to talk wrong and isnt using the right part of his vocal cords.
Ned_Flandalorian: the bomb is how we dispose of the eventual mountain of boxes
IanAllenBird: wheelbarrow is tired of your shit
Athelgar: @BrowneePointz that sucks, i hope he gets himself together
kingandcommoner: physics is angry you're abusing it
BrowneePointz: he’s apparently doing better
ContingentCat: Sir.
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matthaus_c: the wheelbarrow is the most reasonable character in this situation
EvilBadman: Apparently Bam was in Seattle for the weekend for Darby's wedding
sethtriggs: I see
ButterBall000: Would you be happy if this was the last Jackass project?
Deyna_Taggerung: He's gotten sober and is getting into skating again
Getter404: They allowed Bam on the Council but did not grant him the rank of Master
TehAmelie: i find it funny the two component glue bottles are stuck together
e_bloc: aka the story of approximately 80% of bands
ErynTzun: I can't believe there's been more than one
BrowneePointz: 4 was really good for having to film during the pandini
RealGamerCow: I was at a college party that Bam was at before he was famous. He was an absolute dickhead.
BrowneePointz: and that’s a shame cuz the new folks were great
Mollylele: the latent homoeroticism is a huge part of jackass imo
Anubis169: it's kinda run its course?
offbeatwitch: oh nvm that link is dead
sethtriggs: I mean I can just see it on YouTube
SquareDotCube: now it's all about doing stupid shit on the internet
Keab42: Jackass feels of it's time but it's time has passed
hd_dabnado: just got here is this that one backyard nuke game
EvilBadman: It's mutated into shitty rage baiters
ButButTheJesus:
@Mollylele 
Driosenth: It's less impactful when you unwilling see worse shit in social media feeds
NoxStryx: If jackass existed today it would be tiktoks
e_bloc: boron: apply directly to the forehead
Keab42: @hd_dabnado yup
sethtriggs: Internet clout by now is a drug as dangerous as fentanyl
noSmokeFire: epoxy kind of cooks itself
Anubis169:
btw i love the fact the gas cylinder is right next to the burner on the table
atinyspacemarine: I think there's some thermal-set epoxies
BrowneePointz: 4 and 3 are also some of my faves because there was less being crappy to people in public and straight up gross out gags
ButButTheJesus: oh, curry!
e_bloc: I don't usually do any of these things
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it both makes total sense that Jackass was an american creation and also incredibly brave because of how we don't have healthcare
johnnylongtorso: mmm, chocolate
CouldntPickAUsername: "tonight on tinker tailor solder fry"
Anubis169: Soup!
BlindPathfinder: is this an edutainment gaaame?
ErynTzun: Delicious Soup go ahead and drink it! /s
MacbethSeemsSus: Tom Waits Voice: "But what is he building there?"
AugmentingPath: @e_bloc yeah, it's really more of a special occasion activity
Garfman314: epoxy tends to be exothermic, i believe
adept_nekomancer: Do not taunt happy fun ball
FlushmasterCyclonis: I just tuned in, what sort of backyard chemistry are we doing?
Saintnex:
Mmmm, I love a demon core filled chocolate drop
Keab42: Well we just went prompt critical
dm818: that should be causing criticality probably there
ErynTzun: Alllllluminium
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. A Tube Alloy.
quasi79fu: alimunim..alumnium..alluminium
Reecer6: can you get another round of funding on slickstarter?
ghostchild99: what is this and why are we making a homemade demon core
DrakoniteDev: what game is this?
Nigouki: epoxy is exothermic, you COULD cook it to speed it up but it's usually not advised for the first cure. sometimes you'll get post-cure instructions for specific physical properties.
betweenmyself: the jackass style of good-natured, self-inflicted nonsense seems to be going by the wayside in lieu of nuisance streamers landing themselves prison sentences
quasi79fu: you know the flimsy metal thingy
matthaus_c: thought that said Chat-CBT for a second
zigboy22: is this just how to build a personal reactor?
TehAmelie: aluminum? aluminium? nah, we have aliminiminum
boyesie: Try more fundrasing on slickstarter?
gsyhiap: illiminium
BrowneePointz: jackass 2 is the one I won’t rewatch cuz it’s really gross
Orlantia: Have you looked into the widening of the Panama canal via nukes, Alex?
Foxmar320: Im amazed the wife has not said anything
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SquareDotCube: alumaximum
bytecaster: So how is little Timmies college fund going?
AtomicAlchemical: not if I kill me first duh hu hu hu
quasi79fu: so how is this person getting the money for all these supplies?
WearingCats_CwC: You could stop so many shardblades with that
Keab42: Can you take the wheelbarrow through the house?
r10pez10: oh garbage day
SonofThoth: What in the surburban terror is this
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SquareDotCube: break kayfabe
Athelgar: she hasnt moved from her spot on the bed, im starting to think shes just a mannequin like in the test grounds lol
quasi79fu: expensive hobby
matthaus_c: would it be more or less unsettling if she were relentlessly supportive of this
Anubis169: on the upside, it wasn't 1000 of our dollars
Alyssa_Swift: I've spent more on Magic cards, I'm sure it's fiiine
BrindleBoar: a hobby that covers the lawn in cardboard
Foxmar320: True hobbies are important
Deyna_Taggerung: You spent a thousand of other peoples money so it's fine
BlindPathfinder: even if it gets you on some sorta watchlist maybe
thebuzzstreams: It's okay, you're taking it out of the personal account, not the marital account. /s
Mai_Andra: It could be worse. Warhammer is much more expensive.
RedAlexxis: you want to make explosives not explosive fights
sporkraptor: I just got here, what's our hobby? XD
KV1NN4: There are cheaper hobbies... but then again there's more expensive hobbies
e_bloc: we all need to explosively decompress after work
RealGamerCow: There's a Wazzocks for that
Nigouki: the feds did raid Cody'sLab at one point and confiscated his tiny samples of uranium
Saintnex: I mean Ive spent like way more than 1000 dollars on mtg and im not getting a weapon of mass destruction out of it lol
sporkraptor: oooo, making a bomb??
BlindPathfinder: hehe melting aluminum in a tin can
e_bloc: oh melt aluminum sure
atinyspacemarine: Always just gotta be good at grabbing stuff on its way to a dumpster
r10pez10: people leave cars on the side of the road all the time for free
adept_nekomancer: Dang, this is a heck of a bowl to hold molten bussing aluminum
Saintnex: also are we sure this aint zinc? its melting real easy
Juliamon: One of our neighbors put out a ladder in their yard with a "FREE" sign on it. I have questions about why they're giving away a ladder. I don't want to ask them.
Patorik: Were they trying to get it out before something?
TehAmelie: what is this tin can made of?
Anubis169: 'yes'
atinyspacemarine: aluminum, yes
public_key_reveal_party: I'm mostly impressed by this tin can you have found that can melt aluminum
ThrinagaBattleheart: And pour it into a plastic bowl
bytecaster: free ladder!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: not aluminum
SquareDotCube: Corningware: As strong as a crucible!
MTigress: in a modified gas stove, yes
ContingentCat: Surrre
gsyhiap: This is aliminium though
IanAllenBird: @public_key_reveal_party was just about to say
CouldntPickAUsername: are you melting aluminum in an aluminum can?
e_bloc: tin melts way faster
Juliamon: Not yet, no
Foxmar320: I don't have a ladder. Hmmmm
BlindPathfinder: stuff is work to make go away
hyralt: Are you melting aluminum bars in an aluminum can?
sethtriggs: I guess you have a backyard forge. I remember a guy across the state who wanted to forge a sword and ended up burning down half the block.
Arclight_Dynamo: OUR ladder, comrade
RedAlexxis: being the owner of the ladder is the first step
dutchmoose: I scored an ikea shelf for my records!
Juliamon: we also have a ladder
Anaerin: Do you want to go up in the world? Then boy do I have a deal for you!
quasi79fu: only movies im excited for is The new island movie by i think pixar and Gattto the animated movie about cats and Streeet Fighter
atinyspacemarine: I managed to get like ~$10,000 of servers for like $300 because a datacenter was going offline
sporkraptor: gonna be giving a way a couple of working air conditioners at the end of this summer
ErynTzun: if it was wood I would be worried about bug contamination, otherwise if you've got room Free Ladder!
Arakasi01: The neighbours got tired of getting high
sethtriggs: I've put out perfectly serviceable chairs when I got upgrades.
PhorrestGaze: that's a steel can
MacbethSeemsSus: If you were my neighbor I'd just have a livestream for the police going at this point
brainbosh: I found an entire college apartment in a dumpster once, with the tags still on
BusTed:
Anubis169: LOL
Saintnex: HAHAHA
Despoiler98:
whut
TehAmelie: i think this one is made of tungsten
Dog_of_Myth:
Foxmar320: Again! Again!
RealGamerCow: I got *so* much good free stuff when I lived in a very rich town full of mormons
johnnylongtorso: bloop
Alyssa_Swift: Yeah, my stove can casually reach 1220 degrees Fahrenheit
hd_dabnado: thats some high quality aluminum
EvilBadman: Why not steal one then
MegaDosX: It's so simple
e_bloc: baby's first bomb lab
adept_nekomancer: If tin cans are made of steel, are steel drums made of tin?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Orlantia Brian Balogh's "Chain Reaction." Nice history cut.
Saintnex: Also what is this bowl MADE OF?
OldUncleDan: I wonder if Pierre Curie ever asked Marie why she needed so many glow in the dark watches.
DigitalSeahorse: owee
ErynTzun: We still call aluminum foil tinfoil
MegaDosX: Oh no
hd_dabnado: cookie cutter your forehead
ContingentCat: Oh no
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sir Amic
Foxmar320: Oh no you gave me an idea and I have a friend who would do that
BlindPathfinder: pretty sure thats a form of assult
PhorrestGaze: the top looks pretty different
ContingentCat:
gnyrinn: Also, when they use aluminium for cans, it's like 1 cm thick
Garfman314: but the metal would harden in a second
Alyssa_Swift: That tin can should absolutely be melting too, though
NoxStryx: Bowl is made of uranium glass
Astrovore: I remember separating out the steel and aaluminium cans as a child in the UK
Arclight_Dynamo: Atomic bomb* citation needed
sethtriggs: An abstraction?
Tangsm: Misnomer?
MegaDosX: This feels like the kind of game where you don't ask too many questions
RedAlexxis: It's probably better if they don't go into great detail, that might be bad
DigitalSeahorse: F
Despoiler98: There is a disclaimer on the game that they did NOT want to make this realistic
atinyspacemarine: It's all open information
quasi79fu: ORb
adept_nekomancer: Voltorb used explosion!
johnnylongtorso: disco ball of death
TehAmelie: well made ceramic has been known to resist any available temperature
e_bloc: at some point you don't actually want to say how to build a bomb
Patorik: Prison food tray crossbow
Arakasi01: It is kind of the joke that you're hodge podging it also
sethtriggs: That's why space shuttles used ceramic tiles
MegaDosX: They'd blur out ingredients on myths they did do
jessicaengle: "Myth! Myth!" "Yes?"
Anubis169: "We're going to mix blur with blur"
quasi79fu: That dooor couldve held Jack..Rose killed him
Despoiler98: They used Thermite a few times and said they would not tell how they made it
MacbethSeemsSus: I forget which one Adam Savage said was too easy to air
Anubis169: G, through the joy of woodwork and repair, I have a standalone oak wardrobe taller than you for a grand total of £8. They did not know what they had.
CaptainSpam: Check Slickstarter?
atinyspacemarine: That's why all the legislation around regulating 3d printers is wild
Anubis169: some people throw out weird shiz
atinyspacemarine: hardware stores exist
Garfman314: run more funds
PhorrestGaze: is the world a little wavy?
Anaerin: Note: One is Hexagonal, one is Pentagonal.
BlindPathfinder: the pc in garden setup is wild
sethtriggs: Cupcakes you will die for
sporkraptor: zamazon lol
Getter404: Might need to top up your funds with Slickstarter
RealGamerCow: Yeah there were a few experiments with anfo that they heavily redacted
quasi79fu: justice for Jack
Anaerin: Also check your slickstarter.
boyesie: @macbethseemssus was that the credit card one?
sporkraptor: okay so whyyyyyy
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Reminds me of the original 1960s "Mission: Impossible" series, where a surprising number of episodes devolved into impromptu metallurgy.
Spolin: yeah but what about the time they turned a car into a gun?
ThorSokar: And the one time they got sued before even getting started (showing how vulnerable RFID chips are)
TehAmelie: xkcd has informed me the details of making nuclear bombs really actually very well hidden
dm818: hell of a cupcakes
Nigouki: nuke theory is honestly ezpz at this point, which is why international control is all about restricting actual fissionable material enrichment
Inari_Kitsune: When I lived in Israel my Dr Pepper came from Columbia and were tin. It does mess with your head because you could swear you're not out of soda.
Anubis169: a hexagonal one
TehAmelie: *are
MacbethSeemsSus: Industrial cupcake
matthaus_c: yellow cupcake
hd_dabnado: a delicous one
Foxmar320: Giant one
CaptainSpam: GIANT cupcakes, Graham.
atinyspacemarine: a uranium cupcake
Simriel: A hexagonal one Graham
Despoiler98: I want that cupcake
IanAllenBird: giant hexagonal ones
Arclight_Dynamo: A giant, hexagonal one. Duh.
Alyssa_Swift: A giant one, obviously
Tangsm: Hexagonal
gsyhiap: A giant one!
adept_nekomancer: Hexacakes
WearingCats_CwC: giant
PhorrestGaze: a giant one
AugmentingPath: giant and hexagonal
jessicaengle: Gigacupcake
WiJohn: A giant hexagonal one
Stoffern: Giant hexagonal ones
MegaDosX: The best
quasi79fu: yum atomic cupcakes
atinyspacemarine: yellow cupcake uranium
SquareDotCube: the world's largest cupcakes, Graham.
public_key_reveal_party: pushing a wheelbarrow through your house is probably the least destructive thing you've done today
ButButTheJesus: yum
BlindPathfinder: yellowCAKE my man
MegaDosX: Yellowcake
Anaerin: Oh no. Mistakes have been made...
BrowneePointz: Atomic Cupcake sounds like a Light Novel series
Mai_Andra: to the tune of "vocational guidance counselor"
RealGamerCow: It's for the Gram, Graham.
e_bloc: we don't want to show people how to actually make cupcakes
sentientwaffle_: Giant Hexagonal Cupcake Mold, you're my best friend!
sethtriggs: Honey you're getting thorium tracks all over the floor
Darleysam: Atomic Cupcake is a solid indie game studio name
ErynTzun: Well they do make cupcakes in lots of different shapes perhaps there is also an EMBIGGENED one
Ned_Flandalorian: what's on the fence?
sporkraptor: is this person building a *nuclear* bomb in their backyard?
Tangsm: It's the baking part that gets complicated
fjordsword: graham, why you complaining about big cupcake that ISN'T a corporation
OldUncleDan: Speaking of Chemistry and Canadians... Are either of you familiar with Youtuber Nile Red?
Keab42: Nike Red is insane
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz or a Cooking Mama/Fallout collab
ArtDecoSunburn: @sethtriggs Carefully assembled, sealed, and overlapping ceramic tiles. It's not just a shower tile-laying job.
ButButTheJesus: it takes a village!
atinyspacemarine: the enrichment step requires a large scale production facility alone
Reecer6: i assume you can't get purity doing this
sethtriggs: These elements are heavy too
e_bloc: first you have to invent the universe
Arclight_Dynamo: The game would be an Ocean's Eleven-style "putting the team together" story, but it would be about recruiting chemists and lens grinders.
Keab42: Like even making your own thermite can be tricky
MacbethSeemsSus: It's thankfully difficult to enrich uranium
Nigouki: you need city-sized facilities if you wanna be as fast as Manhatten project was
quasi79fu: Back to the future?
Anubis169: you have to buy it in, you can't make your own
BrindleBoar: They found me! I don't know how, but they found me!
DigitalSeahorse: maybe the wife is at a dangerous hobbyist husband wife's support group
ArtDecoSunburn: You can make a dirty bomb pretty easily. If you don't care about explosion, but just disbursing material.
quasi79fu: Time traveling delorean?
AugmentingPath: needs to be a pentagon
Stoffern: The Doc Brown method
asthanius: how much easier would it be to make one of those round cartoon bombs?
BusTed: Twin/Lone Pine Mall
sentientwaffle_: how is the old LRR plutonium stock?
AugmentingPath: instead of two hexagons
public_key_reveal_party: this stream sponsored by libya
BlindPathfinder: and i do mean cash
e_bloc: for 18 months I worked for a company that enriches uranium
Shadowsoflife: the fence has something written on it
ThorSokar: now on the other hand, fertilizer is cheap, and makes a very satisfying thud
Orlantia: Dirty bomb is easy, fusion/fission bombs are difficult
ClodiumSoride: you mean The Manhattan Project, the 1986 move starring John Lithgow, lied to me?
dumbo3k: you already did the bowl?
ErynTzun: You would also need a functional Delorian
Anaerin: That's a HEXagonal mold, you need a PENTagonal mold.
Anubis169: mostly Lead
adept_nekomancer: That one needs to be pentagonal it says.
Foxmar320: Paul would know
dutchmoose: paul's got it under his bed
asthanius: have you rotated your tnt lately?
AtomicAlchemical:
BrowneePointz: they’re very libyral with their plutonium sales
sporkraptor: it might be expired
Reecer6: oh god it's half gone, who got into this
Garfman314: what's its halflife?
Tangsm: I suppose your wife would have questions about the Libyans who keep calling the house, too
atinyspacemarine: I mean you can make a dirty bomb with Libyan plutonium and access to an ace hardware
DigitalSeahorse: it goes away super slowly
boyesie: You need a pentagon, you got 2 hexagons
ArtDecoSunburn: @Nigouki Hence the three secret cities. Exactly.
public_key_reveal_party: I love that meme
Keab42: I thought Alex placed the second bowl
zigboy22: i think its a different cupcake mold
ErynTzun: The Noodle dogs!
ButButTheJesus: is that how you pronounce borzoi?
Sethalidos: did he order two bowls
ghyllnox: I think you placed the bowl, it said it needed the mold
omdorastrix: Okla
Heliwr: so many boxes
Kazman20a: I am pretty sure the bowl is there
DoodlestheGreat: And where did all this lead come from?
AugmentingPath: you need a pentagon
CaptainSpam: PENTAGONAL.
offbeatwitch: you have the wrong kind of mold
Foxmar320: You placed the bowl
dumbo3k: wrong mold
public_key_reveal_party: it is a pentagonal mold
RedAlexxis: they are different types
zigboy22: differnet mold
IanAllenBird: pentagonal
boyesie: Wrong mold
adept_nekomancer: This one is hexagonal. You need pentagonal
Tangsm: Pentagonal
dumbo3k: Pentagonal vs Hexagonal
Anaerin: It needs a PENTagonal mold, you have a HEXagonal one.
Drasvin: Different mold
fuzzy_died: Penta vs Hex
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MegaDosX: 5-6
thebuzzstreams: you got 2 hexagon, you need one pentagon
Foxmar320: Ohhhhh wronhg one
SnackPak_: whoops
Tangsm: You fool
Alyssa_Swift: Ot
atinyspacemarine: silly you
BusTed: smh
hd_dabnado: rookie mistake
ErynTzun: The videos of Borzoi I've seen don't pronounce it that way, but there may be more than one way to pronounce it.
Reecer6: the bake sale is gonna have your head for this
wedge_x: explosive lenses yo
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc:
BlindPathfinder: curse you archimedes
Alyssa_Swift: It's so embarrassing that they asked for two different kinds of cupcake molds
Nigouki: cuz footboll
Omnipotrevor: I sometimes think about how interesting Doc Brown's life offscreen is in those movies. Like, you could do whole mini-series of his international escapades, or his high tech 1800's life
betweenmyself: do we not have the option of putting the empty boxes out for pickup by the bins, or are we just saving time by leaving them about?
sethtriggs: you just got shapemaxxed
wedge_x: soccer ball
atinyspacemarine: just remember the killteam symbol mnemonics
e_bloc: easy mistake to make
Laserbeaks_Fury: Prees
whitefirecomix: One hex, one pent, no fent
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MegaDosX: tfw you use the wrong shape mould building your superbomb
thebuzzstreams: Now you have to explain to your wife why you have a huge hexagonal cupcake mold
atinyspacemarine: The impossible game ass shit is this
BrowneePointz: I pronounce Borzoi “long lad”
DigitalSeahorse:
so embarrassing
Orlantia: Cookie clicker to get money is great
Patorik: I almost tried to also click it
BusTed:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Orlantia One of the greats of the alternate history genre, Sobel's "For Want of a Nail" posits a world where a corporation develops a fission bomb before nation states do.
Alyssa_Swift: I was never good at the Kickstarter rhythm game tbh
ErynTzun: Historically, Russian sighthounds were named through descriptive terms as opposed to actual names. Borzoi is the masculine singular form of an archaic Russian adjective that means 'fast'. Borzaya sobaka ('fast dog') is the basic term for sighthounds used by Russians, though sobaka is usually dropped.
graffd02: It's okay push the hexagonal peg in that pentagonal hole
ButButTheJesus: whatninethousand!
DillonEA: It's actually exactly 9000
bytecaster: We didn't even need to use Timmies college fund
Foxmar320: I should try Slickstarter for a car
e_bloc: that was the most amazing part of the game
DigitalSeahorse:
TheAinMAP:
sethtriggs: plot twist, the instant delivery is you getting entrapped by the police
Getter404: Step 4: Sell the spare Hexagonal Mold on FB Marketplace
Anubis169: the nuclear boyscout
YeetTheRich_: absolute legend
Anubis169: he is now dead
Arclight_Dynamo: "Working"
atinyspacemarine: nuclear reactors, turns out, fairly simple
ErynTzun: I saw that on Fascinating History, terrifying.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun I always love how obsessed Edwardian English folks were with Borzois.
matthaus_c: he's very supportive
Anubis169: the scars on his face never healed
MacbethSeemsSus: You will be the first to die Wilson
Reecer6: narc!!
e_bloc: too real for me
Orlantia: Working is doing a lot of heavy lifting there
atinyspacemarine: hot rocks make hot water make turbine go wheeee
TheAinMAP:
BlindPathfinder: pour cake mix into molds
ButButTheJesus:
MegaDosX: Check list?
Drasvin: Do you have another task checklist?
LithelyUnshod: check your printer?
offbeatwitch: try B
dumbo3k: B for your clip board?
quasi79fu: what kind of cake are we making
e_bloc: great book
YeetTheRich_: you mean worm hole?
BusTed: blipboard
ButButTheJesus: the blaggole!
Anubis169: Fun fact, did you know Vegemite has so much salt in it, you can substitute it for wire in an electronic circuit
adept_nekomancer: We're making a soccerball?
Anubis169: it conducts
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat From transmuted gold?
atinyspacemarine: Incidentally I love that one of the proposals for nuclear power is to make thorium reactors and just plug them into coal generator turbines
matthaus_c: are we making... a nuclear frag mine?
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're soccer ballingit
quasi79fu: how do you make plates
MacbethSeemsSus: 1 ah ah ah.....
AugmentingPath: aluminum maybe? We have a lot of it
Anaerin: Check the second page on B?
PhorrestGaze: aluminum again?
hyralt: You're making an icosahedron
atinyspacemarine: Pretty sure any nuke that goes off wrong is a nuclear frag mine
Kaktus021: melt more aluminum?
Simriel: A novel new form of power you say? How will we turn that into electricity do you reckon
Foxmar320: Instructions unclear
atinyspacemarine: as in nuclear fragments
BrindleBoar: choccyless
e_bloc: legalized pot
MegaDosX: Isn't there a second page on the clipboard?
TheAwkes: Oh, hexagons and pentagons to make an explosive soccer ball.
SnackPak_: tricky, game
gsyhiap: What's the note next to the computer?
ErynTzun: They changed sides when you pressed it the first time
BrindleBoar:
Keab42: Ask the ai chat thing?
matthaus_c: environmental storytelling!
Aenir798: Are they pills that cause schizophrenia?
Dr_fragenstien: do they help with schizophrenia or cause it?
BrindleBoar: worrying
sporkraptor: do the pills give you schizophrenia?
Diabore: "wife"
asthanius: she may not be real
Foxmar320: Is the wife real?!
quasi79fu: the wife isnt real?
ErynTzun: Wife can teleport
Izandai: Oh the buttons swap every time you look away.
BrindleBoar:
e_bloc: probably for the best I'd say
TehAmelie: @Simriel it's steam isn't it
Keab42: I do wonder what happens if you touch the daisies.
atinyspacemarine: how else do you find the determination to build a backyard nuke?
MacbethSeemsSus: Is your character drunk? They seem wobbly
sporkraptor: well you know, sometimes you're just having a day
ButterBall000: One person's flammable is another's inflammable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is your wife "from Canada" the same way a high school boy/girlfriend is?
AugmentingPath: change page?
sporkraptor: and you want to take schizophrenia pills and build a nuclear bomb
DigitalSeahorse: schitzoenemia
Anaerin: Change page?
sethtriggs: This is sure a great thing to do!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boron plastic?
matthaus_c: oooh we get to buy pot
gnyrinn: Do you have to click on the things that are "done" to reset the table?
BloodnBullets: good thing you got that black hole.
DigitalSeahorse:
betweenmyself: eight packs of sugar, yum
Foxmar320: Graham you're going to have some weird photos on your phone
DigitalSeahorse:
Laserbeaks_Fury: 8 TNTs, please
e_bloc: dy-no-mite
zigboy22: imetiaty alert the atf
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: 5 gunpowder 4 sand
ladypluto: oh hey its trash day!?!
DillonEA: Sequence break? Congrats on the start of your speedrunning career
Alyssa_Swift: TNT powder? Lemme just check my creeper farm quick
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Even most nuclear power is still really steam power, to be fair. Just pushing turbines.
CaptainSpam: Hold up, need more cash.
TehAmelie: did you know, lithium was the first element created with nuclear fission? seems relevant to our crazy pills
PhorrestGaze: uh oh, we're broke
e_bloc: hydration is important
bytecaster: @Foxmar320 "No, I can explain, it was for a lifestream"
BloodnBullets: hitting budget issues here.
DigitalSeahorse:
Arclight_Dynamo: TNT is more of an... amorphous homoginate putty, right?
ClodiumSoride: I suspect this might be the only game today, and y'know, I'm okay with that. I want to see where this goes.
RealGamerCow: IIRC TNT is more wet clay textured
DigitalSeahorse:
- JESSE!
MacbethSeemsSus: Your imaginary wife won't care
Nigouki: out of all the stuff so fartrying to buy RDX online would absolutely get you on a watch list
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: surely theres a private equity firm that would be interested in this
hyralt: Wow, this is exactly like the stock market.
Alyssa_Swift: Lllet's go gambling!
bytecaster: Maybe we shouldn't have gotten that black hole
DigitalSeahorse:
ArtDecoSunburn: @sporkraptor That is the general gist of 20th century physics.
sporkraptor: gotta play the stock market to fund your backyard nuke building
SnackPak_:
DigitalSeahorse:
sentientwaffle_: hoooooo woahh
letsbelgo: cash
DigitalSeahorse: not zero
ladypluto:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's not zero
Garfman314: this is how the stock market works
sentientwaffle_: working as intended?
PhorrestGaze: we should stop
ladypluto:
weigthed wheel?
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: why is there eve a 1x
letsbelgo: winwinwin
sporkraptor: tadaaa
TheAinMAP: Markets are in retrograde.
sentientwaffle_: @PhorrestGaze unfortunately we *need* the money
Arclight_Dynamo: Something something Bet360.
Strebenherz: F
adept_nekomancer: Over a large number of spins, the expected value is $0
Athelgar: SOY! SOY!
Diabore: game over
atinyspacemarine: I like the wheel of fortune buzz
Thefluffiestguineapig: They've done studies and a chicken shitting on the stock page of a newspaper is just as accurate as most brokers
ErynTzun: Divide By Zero
dm818: Yes it is
gualdhar: I will note that on average that wheel loses money
sporkraptor: aaaand gone
MTigress: least you don't have to eat beans
ContingentCat: Yup that's gambling
Anubis169: 0 x 90 = 0
ButButTheJesus: you're on your own
ladypluto:
gambling am i right
MalFnord: That's what you get for buying GameStop
e_bloc: not according to terrence howard
Valkryir: take photos maybe?
MacbethSeemsSus: weird sentence, can you refund the black hole?
Mai_Andra:
put in $2000. it will grow much faster. 
thebuzzstreams: take pics of the molds?
bytecaster: Should we ask our wife for money?
Izandai: What's Dancing Jesus?
Razdak: More gambling?
Valkryir: to update the kickstarter?
BloodnBullets: auction?
ErynTzun: Can you sell something in your house?
Getter404: Can you save scum the stock market?
sentientwaffle_: consult dancing jesus?
RealGamerCow: can you sell stuff on the auction?
Diabore: can you get a loan? theres a bank tab
Foxmar320: Oh no
DigitalSeahorse: more photos of project?
TehAmelie: the Institute for Making Things on Fire, aka the National Ignition Facility, proved fusion power works in a practical experiment not so long ago. and that, too, is goin to make electricity with steam
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Often more pleasant personally, as well.
ghyllnox: Is your wife... extant?
Sethalidos: snerk einstein list I get it
OmegaPlatinum: Imagine she just left
Getter404: What wife? You took the pills
e_bloc: this is ripe for a MLM
thebuzzstreams: Are we the wife?
JKBalch: Is there a speed run to fix your marriage?
hyralt: I don't think you can ask your wife anything until your pills wear off
foopoiuyt: Was she real?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: There's very little celebrity gossip I care about. But I never pass up an opportunity to tell people about how Terrence Howard doesn't believe in math
Alyssa_Swift: Put this giant thing of mouthwash on ebay, I'm sure you'll get 5 bucks
Arclight_Dynamo: Can we break into a neighbour's house?
DigitalSeahorse: did we ever have a wife?
MyrddintheWizard: OH, I'm still in time for garbage day...
sethtriggs: She will love if you sell furniture
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ErynTzun: Just looking at it a few seconds hurts a bit
atinyspacemarine: It's a looney toons hole, hell yeah
Simriel: Did you Brick yourself by buying the black hole? XD
e_bloc: won't you come
DigitalSeahorse: start a box business
HadesLeprechaun: so I just hopped in and uh, what's with the giant toiletries decor?
Juliamon: HadesLeprechaun Unexplained
Garfman314: i worry it's the stock market
Cptasparagus: Wilson!
HadesLeprechaun: cool, cool
GrassVortex: can you ask the weird chatbot for help?
Mai_Andra: oh, no... wife is missing... black hole in the middle of the sidewalk...
Arclight_Dynamo: Babe, I ain't been with it since 1978.
atinyspacemarine: thank you for smoking
TehAmelie: we might have mental health problems. aside from making a nuclear bomb in the back yard.
DoodlestheGreat: thank you for smoking...
dumbo3k: maybe you need to wager more money on the stock market?
e_bloc: honestly after you've had at least one hallucination how do you ever trust reality again
Just_Herby: Did you try the online auction?
bytecaster: What does the auction do?
DigitalSeahorse: I have too many smoking emotes ll
bytecaster: Do you think our wife left us because we spend all our money on a black hole?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Mai_Andra: so you can sell the bomb to the highest bidder?
Keab42: Make some stuff and take more photos for slick starter?
Foxmar320: I think if it landed on the hole
MegaDosX: This order would put you on so many lists
e_bloc: put it anywhere
sethtriggs: This is so disturbing yet hilarious
ArtDecoSunburn: @bytecaster I understand spontaneous black holes and quasar spending are among the leading causes of budgetary tension in marriages.
MacbethSeemsSus: Glad it's a gentle black hole
e_bloc:
DigitalSeahorse:
someone's down there?!
adept_nekomancer: But everything is supposed to go in the square hole!
Strebenherz: yes
foopoiuyt: Can you go into the black hole?
sentientwaffle_: yep
RedAlexxis: woah, I just got served a netflix ad for a Wonka chocolate factory game show
sethtriggs: and watch it all go into the aether
MacbethSeemsSus: @foopoiuyt Once
RedAlexxis: what in the living heck
asthanius: how far down the street can you go?
Khalahd: Ah yes, toss the TNT powder
brainbosh: Just throw all the tnt around
Foxmar320: lol
DigitalSeahorse: "OUCH!"
ghyllnox: A
ArtDecoSunburn: @MegaDosX Would have, but remember all the feds fired last year. This report is just going to sit on a desk for months.
HeadingtoFall: is that gate open, can you go into the neighbors yard?
ProfessorFalconer: Can YOU go into the black hole?
bytecaster: Of course, Beast Game!
sentientwaffle_: they suuuure did
sentientwaffle_: at least one
hd_dabnado: isnt that the mr beast thing?
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BrindleBoar: Feed! That! Hole!
OmegaPlatinum: There have been two yes
atinyspacemarine: Beast games is also squid game
MalFnord: There's TWO of them?!
hieroglyphica: Yeah on Netflix
sentientwaffle_: there was a netflix Squid Games, and also Beast Games
RedAlexxis: yeah, there was a reality show about that
betweenmyself: they attached squibs to the players and “killed them” when they failed
e_bloc: and it sucked out loud
Darleysam: now this is all well and good, but what we need is Kerbal Nuclear Program
HadesLeprechaun: I do think there might have been 2, one of them was Mr Beasts thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, it was Squid game but for real
MTigress: yet
public_key_reveal_party: as far as we know
Getter404: Well... it was a safety nightmare
Seagulyus: Beast Games is Squid games, minus the death
Mollylele: no, Netflix did a squid game branded game show, and now they're doing a Willy Wonka themed squid game branded game show
TehAmelie: what i remember is they didn't actually pay the winners
RedAlexxis: yeah
bytecaster: Mr. Beast also didn't so it's fine
Athelgar: didnt someone die on set from exposure?
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Mr. Beast did do the netflix squid game, and then came the beast games that was legaly distinct
ClodiumSoride: the Beast Games did give us a great Dan Olson video
PhorrestGaze: I never saw any of those people afterword... did you?
BrindleBoar: what
BlindPathfinder: it iiis fun to reenact dystopias
Alyssa_Swift: "We made the Torment Nexus from the hit TV show, 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus'"
Astramentha: they made the torment nexus game
CouldntPickAUsername: never really saw the issue with doing that show honestly, it's just playing games for money like many reality shows
atinyspacemarine: I mean the games part of squid game wasn't like. The point? it. Fine
bytecaster: Media literacy is dead
Getter404: And they're using an AI Gene Wilder
Arclight_Dynamo: "This is a criticism of capitalism." "Hot damn! That will make money, let's do it!"
Reecer6: they're not even good game shows
sethtriggs: That sounds like a bad idea
Arakasi01: Wait, so am I to believe that dropping a nuclear weapon on a city-center wasn't good?
DigitalSeahorse: it's FULL
RedAlexxis: It looks well produced, but IOdont think I need that
MacbethSeemsSus: *Insert torment nexus quote*
gnyrinn: Is it based on the Willy Wonka Experience from Glasgow?
DigitalSeahorse: woo red box
CaptainSpam: "Oh, RDX. That has to go in the dryer."
SimGuy3k: and it's all in fortnite
JKBalch: So how many times can we create the torment nexus from the book "Don't Create the Torment Nexus"
hd_dabnado: are these the blue barrels that broke Worf's spine that one time?
Gekyouryuu: "we've created the Poverty Torture Olympics from popular Korean drama "The Poverty Torture Olympics SUUUUUUCK.""
Metalupis: but the torment nexus sounds so cool
bytecaster: Does Netflix Squid games have block stacking though?
Reecer6: like it sucks that they're taking inspiration from terrifying cautionary tales but they also aren't even fun to watch
RedAlexxis: @gnyrinn no, looks like the Geane Wilder Wonka movie
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Seagulyus: I think it was literally squid games
BlindPathfinder: i hope its all the cookie crumbleing game
sethtriggs: "We have lots of movies about Skynet so we decided to create Skynet."
Arclight_Dynamo: The best thing to come out of that show was the Dan Olsen video.
Sethalidos: that would require forethought Graham
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this like how people thought Steven Colbert was genuinely a right wing personality?
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Just let the multiple black holes lull us back into normalcy?
atinyspacemarine: I don't think Mr Beast is a scam as much as it's very bad
OldUncleDan: Mr. Beast? Hank McCoy?
MTigress: missed a bag
Creature_Comforts: I'd imagine they were playtested, but not very well
GasCityGaming: an MTG vet could find a way to explot them easily
bytecaster: They also don't know what a smart person is
brainbosh: Would be shocking to see another game show as poorly managed as beast
atinyspacemarine: like in any of his ventures
HadesLeprechaun: they really did not like...playtest their games at all
ClodiumSoride: @Arclight_Dynamo totally
Foxmar320: Dryer out back
ayyyko: ootside
Arakasi01: Prime tried SO hard to make me watch that show
Deyna_Taggerung: Dan Olson has a good vid on beastgames
fuzzy_died: Dan Olson has a great video on it
betweenmyself: Dan Olson’s videos on Beast Games 2 were interesting
thebuzzstreams: Just casually taking your RDX out for a walk
GDwarble: They insist that they tested them, but by "tested" they also clearly mean "Me and two of my friends were told how the game should work and then did the game without trying to break it or check if it was fun"
atinyspacemarine: Dan olsen's thing about that was good
sethtriggs: A logical place for your dryer innit
Deyna_Taggerung: Same brain cell
Izandai: As far as I understand Mr Beast doesn't do scams, per se. He does actually give away the money he says he gives away. He just doesn't make anything good.
protojman: went to lowes today and they had a sign with his mug on it for some home working class
betweenmyself:
there we are
SnackPak_: gotta dry the wets
Laserbeaks_Fury: Welcome to Tumblr
Foxmar320: Perfectly safe
sarsum33: you missed a bag of sugger out front.
atinyspacemarine: the braincell is on a timeshare
Keab42: Wasn't it deep freeze first?
Anubis169: that was hilarious
DigitalSeahorse: totally safe way of heating up powder
ayyyko: yea good vid
BusTed: Yeah
sethtriggs: Oh I've seen that video
NoxStryx: "finally, years of research we have built the torment machine from popular scifi book 'do not build the torment machine'"
Simriel: This all we are playing this week huh? XD
RedAlexxis: you mean Tumblr?
BrindleBoar: @Izandai He's known to rig games so that his friends win. Which I don't know if that's a scam, exactly, but it is gross.
ClodiumSoride: race them?
asthanius: customize the brick
HadesLeprechaun: "it turns out our games only worked if people were entirely selfish and motivated by greed, like we are, but they didn't work because lots of normal people actually want to work together"
niccus: isn't that just Vampire Survivors
Dr_fragenstien: change the speed of rotation and try to time it to move yourself?
Creature_Comforts: brick in washing machine idle game
OmegaPlatinum: Some sort of idle game?
atinyspacemarine: I would watch "will it washing machine"
RealGamerCow: I want to say there was some sort of flash game like that
Laserbeaks_Fury: Washing Machine Racing
Creature_Comforts: You upgrade to better washers and different objects
Arclight_Dynamo: Dryer armour DLC
ArtDecoSunburn: @sethtriggs I work at the National Air and Space Museum. Our internal Smithsonian network is called Skynet. The administration hates the frivolity.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Would the goal be to maximally break the machine or to break it the least?
ContingentCat: Ride them?
atinyspacemarine: Power tool racing looks like fun though
OmegaPlatinum: wait so i got here a few minutes ago what was that about *demons?*
sethtriggs: @ArtDecoSunburn Aw not fun working for the No Fun Crew
MacbethSeemsSus: @OmegaPlatinum We made a demon core. Like you do
BlindPathfinder: that is some potent fire
atinyspacemarine: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think you need to give points both for damaged caused and longest duration
e_bloc: and a teaspoon of baking soda
Dr_fragenstien: ah yes pouring tnt powder over an open flame
CaptainSpam: That is positively a Donkey Kong barrel of TNT.
kusinohki: salt to flavor...
sethtriggs: @ArtDecoSunburn Also great museum, I enjoyed when I got to go to it, one of my favorites of all time!
OldUncleDan: C4... C4 and a half.
BrindleBoar: flavor to taste
Tangsm: It is going to be a cupcake after all
TehAmelie: a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
Cptasparagus: are we making powerpuff girls?
atinyspacemarine: you ever watch/read october sky?
e_bloc: sugar is sweet
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sugar...Spice...And everything nice...
ContingentCat: Sugar to taste
Athelgar: "MMMMMM thats good plastic Explosive" - Sideshow Bob
BrindleBoar: delicious
e_bloc: @atinyspacemarine the book I enjoyed much more than the movie
MacbethSeemsSus: Different chefs argue if you should add the TNT before or after boiling
asthanius: oh that's so much
Cuddly_Kitteh: Fun fact: 1 calorie is also one micro-tonne of TNT
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrindleBoar So much for Charles Van Doren and the legacy of "Quiz Show" ?
offbeatwitch: im not sure this game is good
Foxmar320: Settle in we cookin
ErynTzun: @Laserbeaks_Fury And Chemical X
ThrinagaBattleheart: For 32 times!
atinyspacemarine: @e_bloc Honestly same, but it was many years in between
ArcOfTheConclave: so when does the fbi showup?
RealGamerCow: When you get back to the game the dev may have added the "money making" mini game
Mattmitchell45: Fire Safety
atinyspacemarine: Time for me to migrate
BlindPathfinder: nothing more moe than building bombs
matthaus_c: I love Some Stuff
ErynTzun: o7
RedAlexxis: that game was the bomb
Foxmar320: Stuff!
TehAmelie: your body can't actually absorb the calories in heavy metals. which makes lead a great sweetener
matthaus_c: my favourite games are full of Some Stuff
ContingentCat: Some stuff?! My favourite
public_key_reveal_party: That game was bad, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't kinda weirdly compelling to watch
BloodnBullets: I want to youtube some video of further into that game, but I cant search for it without it being a problem...
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ReachW: Stuff and Shmeng! We truly are spoiled
Omnipotrevor: I've been going back through somewhat older sci-fi media, and noticed a trend at about the early 90's where suddenly every sci-fi story has dolphins in them.
ArtDecoSunburn: @sethtriggs Glad you liked it. Whole new renovated portion about to open tomorrow. Worth another visit. (We'll even log your visitor count in Skynet.)
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Omnipotrevor: Even ones that didn't have them before retconned them in to have always been there.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Omnipotrevor Yup. Seaquest DSV was part of a trend.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omnipotrevor I wonder how much Hitchhiker's Guide had to do with that
graffd02: The hitchhikers guide
ContingentCat: Dolphins were popular in the 90s I don't know why
Juliamon: H2G2 definitely had influence
johnnylongtorso: it was all those Lisa Frank paintings
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ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie "Mmm. Tastes like rubidium. Tastes like time. Diet time!"
MegaDosX: @Juliamon 2 Hitchhiker 2 Galaxy
graffd02: Flipper was just haunting us
gnyrinn: @MegaDosX Millyways Drift?
Anubis169: now then
TehAmelie: i was always hoping people would start referring to it as The Guide
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Ohhhhh gooooood... Got an ad for a Simpsons/Monopoly Go crossover
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Lisa Frank start in the 1980's or 1990's?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat Combination more marine biology research becoming mainstream plus rise of cable channels.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Yeah, but that's too generic unfortunately
offbeatwitch: was that a UAC prompt
SnackPak_: no thanks
offbeatwitch: seems legit
MegaDosX: 64 is more bits so is surely better
Cuddly_Kitteh:
It's the 2020 running Windows, it's 64 bit
Shadwhawk: @Thefluffiestguineapig Started in 1980
DigitalSeahorse:
dougma: all computers newer than 2005 are 64 bit
MacbethSeemsSus: *slaps roof of cpu* you can fit so many bits in this bad boy
RealGamerCow: I'm sorry, DX9?
Sethalidos: now installing ALL the virii
PharaohBender27: DirectX *9*!?
graffd02: Woo dx9 buckle up
Juliamon: woo 2014
ThrinagaBattleheart: Unreal 3?!
Omnipotrevor: yeah Alex "looks like"
calculated_uncertainties: We playing Alice?!
Sethalidos: yay old trash
DigitalSeahorse:
ErynTzun: Looks like they had a budget and skill but not really
e_bloc: there's nothing new under the sun
Sealectron: Gnmes
ThrinagaBattleheart: "Looks like a real game but is bad" is still a High Bar here
Creature_Comforts: infinite gnmes but no games
sporkraptor: gnomes
sentientwaffle_: Gnomes?
sporkraptor: planet gnomes
Nigouki: i want to slap Unreal 5 for it's Compiling Shaders bullshit that runs on game startup when it should have been run on game install
Astramentha: THE CORPORATION
matthaus_c: this is gonna be such a good meme in 223 years
TehAmelie: Jaguar was NOT 64 bit, though. they had a 2x32 bit machine and lied about it
sporkraptor: hurfblurf CORPORATION
thavleifrim: do you like video gnmes?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Wasn't this already a game on W+P pretty much? The Scientology shooter?
AugmentingPath: they care a lot about cargo
sporkraptor: hurfblurf EXPOSITION
DigitalSeahorse:
sethtriggs: I care about MY cargo too
Stoffern: They care about cargo
LPS_97: Wow, looking at the steam page and this is dollar store Doom 3
ErynTzun: Well at least it can't be AI art
HadesLeprechaun: so this is just Dead Space so far
johnnylongtorso: Dud Space
e_bloc: I'm pretty sure I know what this is gonna look like already
PharaohBender27: @ThrinagaBattleheart Alpha Prime, you mean?
calculated_uncertainties: Gotta love a good lore drop, right?
Foxmar320: Are we doing a Doom?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yep I think so
gnyrinn: 10 light years? Is there a star that close?
sethtriggs: Oooh OK so the AI is going to be janky here too
nevermore913: Lore!
AugmentingPath: niche-ium. You probably haven't heard of it
sporkraptor: uhhuh
EbDorian:
_That's_ what AI stands for?! 
matthaus_c:
AI (Artificial Intelligence) really feel like MTV (Music Television) these days 
RedAlexxis: oh noes, writing
OmegaPlatinum: Is he a vampire?
Arclight_Dynamo: Soren Crane is an anime-ass name.
SquareDotCube: nitiy nititum
MacbethSeemsSus: Cargo. Crane. Ha
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I am already heavily invested in the story
sethtriggs: Heeey it's Blast Hardcheese #2!
Despoiler98: @gnyrinn Proxima Centauri
sporkraptor: if the game has to tell you he's charismatic
darkcyril: I wish we were still in the timeline where AI had to be defined like htat.
KharadBanar: @gnyrinn Proxima Centauri is 4 ly
ArtDecoSunburn: @Cuddly_Kitteh That's neat. Back in the 1930s, the Technocratic political movement had this elaborate futuristic economic system that combined joules, calories, and dollars into transferable units. They were bonkers.
Astramentha:
nevermore913: Show don't tell
OldUncleDan: Is he related to Neils and Fraiser?
thavleifrim: the nightmare was a dream of endless scrolling text
offbeatwitch: remember those dino games where all the story was audiobook narration
Getter404: Are we sure this isn't that dinosaur game again
ButterBall000: "Get on with it!"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: how many default Unreal Tournament 3 assets will we be able to find?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Game, I'm sure we'd prefer to See these things, not be Told them
BlindPathfinder: only the most choice sounds
Arclight_Dynamo: Just once, I want one of these intro text scroll to end with "Thank you for playing!" and quit to desktop.
Getter404: Game, stop farting.
RedAlexxis: block of text!
brainbosh: "squeh"
SnackPak_: who let the clown in?
sporkraptor: we are off to an amazing start
e_bloc: he's just explaining all the stuff he couldn't figure out how to actually program
ClodiumSoride: sooooo, Atari 2600?
sethtriggs: I always hate oddly noisy menus
ThrinagaBattleheart: But w/e
Welbog: Boop
graffd02: Mmm tactile
Garfman314: *awkward fart*
sentientwaffle_: hey I think your menu sfx got mixed up that's mariojump dot sfx there
NoxStryx: Dm i play that
Saintnex: blarg
sethtriggs: oh that screen tearing
EbDorian:
chat will love this
quasi79fu: odd sound
ErynTzun: The way this font shifts is a choice
LPS_97: Top rating on steam (dated 2014): Warning: Do not trust the ratings, all the positive reviews are from alt accounts the dev made. Tha bodes well
Welbog: I hear you like shaders
MyrddintheWizard: *puts up hands* do not want.
Saintnex: This looks absolutely awful
calculated_uncertainties: I do like the idea of a tutorial as a message on the wall.
brainbosh: why is the air so wiggly
ErynTzun: That sound is a NO
notthepenguins: Uhh
quasi79fu: are we underwater?
RealGamerCow: oh that noise sure is
BrindleBoar: oh we drillin'
Foxmar320: I have questions
quasi79fu: why you move slow?
e_bloc: jfc that noise
Aenir798: This sound design is physically painful
Omnipotrevor: Ah, this is one of those games that thinks the way to make things "scary" is just to make it impossible to see shit
AugmentingPath: gotta swipe at the darkness with a big flashlight
HavenDragon: oh that noise sucks bad
brainbosh: Thats what he killed Benny with!
ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan I doubt anything featured on "Watch + Play" features dialogue that witty.
Nigouki: is that the drill form Total Recall?
sethtriggs: I wonder how much this asset pack costs
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matthaus_c: does that gun do anything other than make hit tweets
Getter404: Put yourself dead center, like Doomguy
ErynTzun: I would like to vote out the high pitched noise
RedAlexxis: Noir mode!
ghyllnox: Oh that noise is no bueno
hyralt: Oh wow, that sound is piercing. I might have to dip out.
Saintnex: I dont really get sick usually from watching games, but ugh, this is terrible
DigitalSeahorse: unbob
sporkraptor: yeah this is all very grunk
matthaus_c: this game sure is not for misophoniac people
NoxStryx: Put yourself too left, upside down so you dont look like you are floating
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Okay that got a laugh
BlindPathfinder: bobopbebooop
ThrinagaBattleheart: Motion Blur, we can turn that off
KharadBanar: the nightvision noises have activated my cat
TehAmelie: really i'd like to request lower game audio
sethtriggs: 10/10 UI no notes
Aenir798: can we turn down game audio
sporkraptor: the little fart noises are cracking me the fuck up
gnyrinn: Someone played Dead Space 2 (having liked the ads) and decided to make their version of that, didn't they?
KV1NN4: why did they invoke the spirit of a dentist drill to haunt this game's sfx?
hyralt: @TehAmelie yes please, it sounds awful
ArtDecoSunburn: @Omnipotrevor Grimdark = obscured vision. "In the dark future, all is cataracts."
Heliwr: I read detail mode as 'dental mode' and was concerned
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no this came out in 2014......
e_bloc: can we not do whatever the piercing noise is
Sarah_Serinde: yeah that sound effect really sucks
ErynTzun: The high pitched sounds are painful
ButterBall000: There's a certain sound effect that's shockingly ear piercing
Aenir798: some of the sounds like the NVG turning on/off is painful
EvilBadman: The night vision sounds was affecting my cat, not a joke
RedAlexxis: fire?
Arclight_Dynamo: If your natural human eyes have chromatic aberration, please see a doctor.
sethtriggs: where do we get to the content
ButterBall000: and I'm on mono speaker
brainbosh: We used "every" visual effect! At once!
offbeatwitch: there's too many filters
Athelgar: is it just me or is there some kind of weird frame jotter?
Athelgar: jitter**
BrindleBoar: good mining
MacbethSeemsSus: Why is the zombie full of fruit
Nigouki: we've made the visuals entirely out of post-processing filters as a joke
ArtDecoSunburn: @RedAlexxis I wish. That would at least involve more saxophone and nattily dressed dames with interesting cases.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this would be a really impressive UT total conversion
LPS_97: Killed with the mixer
Razdak: you mined that dude up real good
e_bloc: no idea what happened there
Drasvin: The devs for this game just cranked up the visual effects the engine offered.
Arclight_Dynamo: This is what I remember Doom 3 being like (derogatory).
DigitalSeahorse:
unload area 
AugmentingPath: big wall sign saying "Cut off their immersion"
thavleifrim: when did this come out it seems not too bad if it was like 2010
lamina5432: seems its a watch and nope day
Stoffern: So how large was the dev team on this one?
ErynTzun: @Athelgar There's some kind of wibbly effect happening
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: then again, Killing Floor was a really good UT total conversion, and I think this isn't quite on the same level
sethtriggs: Healthy!
LPS_97: We Half-Life now
hyralt: @ButterBall000 I have a really nice audio set up, so I get incredible auditory resolution of being stabbed in the ear.
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Oh good, we found Hosportal
Welbog: Press E to recherge yer engry
EbDorian: is "making something they don't understand", the theme for today?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well the hopsital is appropriately rusty
matthaus_c: survival horror is when you can barely see 1/3 of the screen at any given time
EvilBadman: @hyralt Same, watching on TV with a surround set up lol
Athelgar: @ErynTzun ok glad im not he only one seeing it
sethtriggs: This must be the AI they spoke of
ClodiumSoride: Dead Space had the magic "go here next" button. Seems like the devs for this game forgot that.
TehAmelie: wanna bet we'll have no particular use for distinguishing the health, armor OR energy resources?
Welbog: That's a Hallway Wiggler
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey game designers, you know what doesn't happen when you walk? Your head flopping around like a rubber band.
GrassVortex: I see this is taking visual design cues from the brown shooter generation
hyralt: @EvilBadman Yuppppppppp. Great for BNF. Painful for this.
quasi79fu: i feeel so threatened by the enemies in this game i said sarcastically
ErynTzun: Snuck U Lar Waste
sethtriggs: You are dancing while you walk
Heliwr: They have working lights, but only on the bottom of their doors
Foxmar320:
BrindleBoar: they're fresh from some guy's backyard
AugmentingPath: those would've been so helpful in the last game...
sporkraptor: they have to paint them green so you know it's nukular
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY can't games imitate one of the best parts of Deadspace the Go Next Line
BlindPathfinder: is alex whielding a giant mixer?
ContingentCat:
DigitalSeahorse:
ArtDecoSunburn: This is the space shooter equivalent of those people who create their own customized trading card games for sale on The Game Crafter, that only they buy.
hyralt:
RedAlexxis: It looks expensive
sentientwaffle_: oh right you pay money for these
sporkraptor: everything about this ranges from bad to unpleasant
Foxmar320: Thats sad, this is so bad
HadesLeprechaun: that is still one of the best 'taking the piss' free demo game things
sporkraptor: it isn't horror, it's just *annoying*
e_bloc: the ROI is abysmal
ErynTzun: There have been like 4 enemies
MacbethSeemsSus: What if bloom+motion blur+film grain+tessalation+......
Arclight_Dynamo: It's not interestingly bad.
AugmentingPath: Will-o-the-lens-flare
call_me_Aras: Follow the fairy? Will'o'the wisp
Razdak: rude
sethtriggs: I appreciate when games are designed.
Darleysam: gonna need some dev-voiced mumblecore cut-scenes to bring this one back up
hyralt: Hey, listen!
matthaus_c: what does navi want us to do
notthepenguins: Where-o-the-wisp
ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus Unless you're a nearly decapitated chicken.
RedAlexxis: Fo Frills brand Dead Space
TehAmelie: this is more like the Time Ramesside we have at home
Sethalidos: urp
Thefluffiestguineapig: But not kirkland brand, that's too high quality
offbeatwitch: this is where we put all the water
Anubis169: i feel like in the modern era, we're going to get even more graphically impressive and detailed "crap slapped together that doesn't make sense"
nevermore913: Even for garbage day this seems bad
00gogo00: I think it's a Will o' the Wisp
ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie ouch
sethtriggs: At least Time Ramesside had that one good soundtrack tune
DigitalSeahorse:
the_tarabyte: It sounds... overly viscous
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: luckily, water is not a limited resource in space
johnnylongtorso: the USS Sewer Level
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Would this be like those Chinese Lego set knock offs?
Anubis169: the visual fidelity may be high, but the imagination is still in the drain
sentientwaffle_: environment feels like a stretch to be honest
sethtriggs: You already found crates right?
DigitalSeahorse:
the_tarabyte: thiccuid
MacbethSeemsSus: The best audio stingers the ones that mean nothing
gsyhiap: We have "ded ' ' " at home.
foopoiuyt: Red key, probably a brown door given this game
CaptainSpam: A series of boxes in the inky void of willfully refusing to use adequate lighting.
HadesLeprechaun: this *feels* like a limited asset pack, but I don't immediately recognize it
ErynTzun: This is one of those games that is BAD and not much to do in it
sporkraptor: oh no scream in background what was that
Blinkey17: they explained in the intro that resources were scarce. This is A+ environmental storytelling
nevermore913: There really was nothing in that sewer at all
Darleysam: gameplay is also a scare resource, yes
notthepenguins: Resources does not include water i guess
sethtriggs: Resources = content too
Strebenherz: bad storytelling
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc It's just all concentrated in hypothetical frozen deposits on asteriods and planetary poles. No issue at all. Ha.
sporkraptor: I'm imagining the charismatic character going up to those screens and just attaching their mouth to a nozzle
ThrinagaBattleheart:
No no no, they meant the resources they were making the game with
KV1NN4: Resources aren't as scarce since everyone else is dead
RedAlexxis: Teeth Lift
Pal_Friendpatine: @anubis169 yeah like we have an opportunity to actually make “living worlds” with copious organisms, but instead we’ll get more sparkles.
ErynTzun: Are we going in circles?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz I'm sure there must be some redeeming feature.
ThrinagaBattleheart: The game assets and gameplay and design were scarce
sentientwaffle_: reminds me of Tremulous, but I don't know why
sporkraptor: sucking up resources like a starving dog with a ketchup dispenser
Anubis169: what's this called? Cargo 3?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yeh
sporkraptor: the first two cargos were insufficient
Garfman314: oh, 3 at once, spicy
e_bloc: that's the reason for all the exposition up front, it was just everything they wanted in the game but had no idea how to program
ArtDecoSunburn: @sporkraptor Ole Heinz.
ClodiumSoride: why are Baraka's brothers attacking us?
00gogo00: why is alex fighting zombies with an electric whisk
nevermore913: Let's show you our one enemy type
Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't it shoot shurikens and lightning?
sporkraptor: monster closet
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is a great bit.
MacbethSeemsSus: Is your gun an immersion blender?
Spades_Slicc: Panekiller?
sporkraptor: oh no this is so scary the horror oh no
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "If you state it, someone else will build it, and then they will come."
ButterBall000: Unreal III?
dougma: I swear teh drill damage sound is the doom door opening
darkcyril: That's why it was the most expensive game you bought this week.
sentientwaffle_: there are at least *two more* of these??
offbeatwitch: i dunno if U3 is the same but U4+5 it's like a revshare model and you don't pay until like $100k revenue i think
ErynTzun: HISSSSSSS
BlindPathfinder: noises
Anubis169: ack
GrassVortex: oh yeah, this was from the days where it did cost a decent amount of money for the license
CaptainSpam:
@MacbethSeemsSus I feel it's more an immersion breaker.
ghyllnox: Bad
hyralt: Ah there it is. It's so loud.
NorthstarTex: red vision?
nevermore913: They are filters
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH that's an unfortunate sound
lamina5432: i feel like this is a person who owned unreal 3 already and has tried making “games” before
sporkraptor: tbh most of the sound effects sound like the dev's kid brother making noises into a mike
Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes and to quote Yahtzee the only way it could be more awesome was if it had tits and was on fire.
BusTed: Nothing... yet
Aenir798: They're bad sounds is what those modes are
gnyrinn: Filtered shades.
00gogo00: Noir vision!
Arclight_Dynamo: Paid to license Unreal 3... not interestingly bad... I wonder if this was *actually* a first semester gamedev project?
DigitalSeahorse: the green makes it easier to see on my screen
Foxmar320: Loud filters
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos I'm so glad someone else got that
Arclight_Dynamo: 'Cause if so, this is very good.
sethtriggs: Wibbly light
sethtriggs: the map is just a tiny square innit?
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, I can no longer handle the nightvision sound. Maybe there will be another game before the end of stream.
ErynTzun: There have been worse looking games played here that were better
HadesLeprechaun: I am imagining at...some point there are just gonna be invisible enemies you need to use dark vision to see
BlindPathfinder: sqeeeeee
sporkraptor: aaand random scream
ErynTzun: NOOOOOOOOO
ArtDecoSunburn: @Blinkey17 I wish I could believe the designers were that PoMo.
Shadwhawk: $5(US) for this thing. Has a Very Negative rating.
Foxmar320: k
hyralt: Was that it...?
sethtriggs: I guess the dev really liked the Sonic spinup sound
e_bloc: $5 US is about 6$ too much
MacbethSeemsSus: I am so glad I don't have headphones on currently
BloodnBullets: i suspect that was supposed to be a horde encounter at the end called by the alarm.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Demonic Presence at UNSAFE levels
ArtOfStuttering: That sooouuuuuunnnnd D:
the_tarabyte: That room's only purpose was to dispense Noise Punishment
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh no, we died, what a shame
Foxmar320: The sweet release of death!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sethalidos Your dice rolling games sound way more exciting than mine?
offbeatwitch: cargo 3
DigitalSeahorse: potato eyes
Sethalidos: tarbage goilets
Despoiler98:
quasi79fu: i was gonna ask if you can even die in this game
letsbelgo: return that
Morrigan9: 3?!
BusTed:
KharadBanar: @e_bloc You would play this hame if somebody gave you a dollar? That seems awfully cheap
Foxmar320: That was stankin
Shadwhawk: The dev/publisher has released one other game on Steam: Blacktop Hoops, a mostly-positive VR basketball game released in 2024, for $30
MacbethSeemsSus: You know what the game didn't have. CARGO
GrassVortex: and not even in a fun way
nevermore913: If their cool was to make something uninteresting they did a really good job
ErynTzun: Graham, I would ask for a refund.
Thefluffiestguineapig: And it's boring
dougma: and not in an entertaining way
GrassVortex: just BAD
lamina5432: no understanding of the word game here
sethtriggs: $5 is a ripoff
quasi79fu: we didnt find the sub ocean
NorthstarTex: that certainly was a game
HavenDragon: yay that terrible sound is gone!
kassbjames: It's JUST playable enough to suck that badly
sporkraptor: dippledipdip *phweep*
BrindleBoar: oh boy
Juliamon: oooboy
MacbethSeemsSus: @NorthstarTex debatable
tidehollowcat: Oh no
matthaus_c: the before times!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lies of Penguin?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Payroll?
DigitalSeahorse: Booth
quasi79fu: hai juliamon
offbeatwitch: VGA my dude
notthepenguins: Oh boy
Despoiler98: OH YEA WINDOWED
Thefluffiestguineapig: No 2018 is too early
lamina5432: i love updates for watch and play games
e_bloc: I understand not asking for a refund but that one really deserved it
NorthstarTex: 2018? What the hell is this going to be?
adept_nekomancer: "Quality: Nope"
Thefluffiestguineapig: WAIT
Shadowsoflife: @MacbethSeemsSus It was something
ThrinagaBattleheart: OH SHIT
nevermore913: Let's GO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who made Time Rameside
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
Arclight_Dynamo: Perfect game, no notes.
public_key_reveal_party: @Thefluffiestguineapig They played lies of penguin for way more than 15 minutes
Rujasu: Wait, wasn't this played already?
ThrinagaBattleheart:
This fuckin' thing
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh thank merciful gods
CaptainSpam: American Truck Simulator We Have At Home?
NorthstarTex: Oh shit, we back truckin
sethtriggs: Oh this one is amazing
TheAinMAP:
Juliamon: Rujasu he said it's been updated
ThrinagaBattleheart: Do the missions work this time?!
sethtriggs: Nice Rawk music
gualdhar: I welcome the legally-distinct Kid Rock
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I am really looking forward to finding out what makes this extreme
HadesLeprechaun: that's just a description of every game on this show, just replacing the genre
e_bloc: I feel like this should have a reasonable floor
Despoiler98:
Garfman314: slide & strut.ogg
SnackPak_: these keybinds are wild
ErynTzun: Trans Rig Rights?
lamina5432: this feels like copyright music be careful
Anubis169: left pedal is brake, right pedal is accelerWASDr
LPS_97: Was it released before or after American Truck Sim?
Rujasu: It's 5am, I'm not legally required to pay attention!
BlindPathfinder: what a wooorld of difference
quasi79fu: yay horn
Marenai: why does the music sound like it's been drinking
sethtriggs: this is way after American Truck Sim
RedAlexxis: honk
PharaohBender27: I *remember* the last time you played this!
frank_the_great: I think y'all played this back in 2018
e_bloc: yeah they've updated it in the 15 years since
BloodnBullets: was this one without a backwards speedlimit?
Foxmar320: I think I remember this one having some good bugs
SnackPak_:
calculated_uncertainties: 2018 barely counts.
e_bloc: honestly I think I vaguely remember this
TehAmelie: Jason Welge's ouvre has not updated in the last decade by the way. Time Ramesside, X-17 and Sacred Stone seems to be all we've got
LPS_97: Also love the radio playing a ogg file
sporkraptor: the music is pretty good. but uh
BrindleBoar: yeah I wouldn't spend more neurons than necessary on W+P games eigher
UnknownFriday: Wasn't this with Blunter S Thompson?
BrindleBoar: *either
Simriel: Oh yeah I remember this glitching very quickly
ThrinagaBattleheart: No @BloodnBullets that was Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing
Anubis169: Torque of the gods
RedAlexxis: phizicks
bytecaster: Are you saying we have a bad memory, G?
sethtriggs: I even remember you playing this
Foxmar320: Good stuff already
matthaus_c:
you probably remember the phrase A Little Gnome
PharaohBender27: Look I've rewatched a lot of W+P episodes
e_bloc: I watch every epsiode of W+P
Kramburger: Is this the one with the illusory bridge?
ThrinagaBattleheart: I think this was the Blunter S Thompson stream?
BusTed: heheh
MacbethSeemsSus: Is this BIG RIGs at home?
RealGamerCow: I have no memory of this
quasi79fu: yay grilled meat
Foxmar320: I could go for soem grilled meat
public_key_reveal_party: Yep
DigitalSeahorse: tiny towns
RealGamerCow: such shoulders
Simriel: I love Grilled Meat
ErynTzun: Wow look at the pop in
gnyrinn: Wasn't that the one with the non-collider trees?
RedAlexxis: America town
DigitalSeahorse: the miniature village
quasi79fu: was that even a town?
johnnylongtorso: that's way too dense for an American town
sethtriggs: "It's only a model"
Cptasparagus: im sure some of america looks like that
Anubis169: hard shoulder!
Saintnex: Yea, I straight up have no memory of this, and I rewatched al lthe W+P's a few times lol
bytecaster: If you wanna go fast, you gotta engage Sonic mode
sporkraptor: this is made by people who have not been on roads
Drasvin: I have vague memories of some kind of truck simulator being played on W+P
TehAmelie: this is so, so much more put together than Big Rigs
e_bloc: I 100% remember this probably
calculated_uncertainties: There are -parts- of the US that look like that.
Mollylele: I hope there are bears and cows and regular truck-adjacent creatures
TehAmelie: (extremely low bar)
ArtDecoSunburn: It definitely has Eastern European designer vibes.
DoctorHutch: wasn't there like a super-hot but with trucks game that actually rocked back in the day
dougma: radio set to none?
MacbethSeemsSus: This game does not deserve that many controls
ErynTzun: Rechts
RealGamerCow: It's got the 1356 different controls that Truck Sim does
DigitalSeahorse:
quasi79fu: where is camera middle?
sethtriggs: Rechts
HavenDragon: oh i remember this now
bytecaster: I apologize for my countrymen
e_bloc:
hyralt: I kinda love the sick jams
ThrinagaBattleheart: @DoctorHutch Super Truck?
hyralt: Oh...sadness
sethtriggs: Oh yeah they might not have worked out how to have free camera
BlindPathfinder: wir aus deutschland sind intim mit amerika vertraut
DoodlestheGreat: Probably Chinese... :tf:
Garfman314: the jams are the sikkest
ThrinagaBattleheart: That was Cluster Truck but Super Hot
letsbelgo: bring back the sick jams
PharaohBender27: Other than wrecking the truck and going off-road, I remember one of the music tracks having a bit of a yikes title
calculated_uncertainties: @hyralt I was also digging the jams
BrindleBoar: yeah now I'm sick jam deprived
quasi79fu: weird treees
Mollylele: dang, I was here for the jams
LPS_97: now playing: Hot Steel.ogg
Foxmar320: But now we can't hear Hot Steel.ogg
SymphonySolstice: sick jams gone....
sethtriggs: At least the road markings are correct maybe
Arclight_Dynamo: @bytecaster I think "North America as imagined by people who've never been there" is hilarious.
ClodiumSoride: is there a goal here, some sort of task?
LPS_97: dammit Twitch
HavenDragon: i only remembered after 'camera rechts'
DoctorHutch: @ThrinagaBattleheart Hell yeah, thats it
Anaerin: The dials/controls appear behind you.
e_bloc: chat 100% remembers more about streams than the streamers do
sethtriggs: Woooooooooooooow that pop in tho
dougma: that draw distance
matthaus_c: are there patch notes for the updates to this game
quasi79fu: where are we going by the way...besides insane?
kopflurch123: I liked it better with music
Anubis169: These roads don't have a single pothole in them... yup they're german
sentientwaffle_: The Industrial Site is a species common to W+P Games
RealGamerCow: what are those wheels doin
MacbethSeemsSus: Just like the American Midwest, trees pop-in a quarter mile in the distance
Thefluffiestguineapig: Automatic semis seem hazardous
LPS_97: What does the horn sound like?
adept_nekomancer: I like how our speedometer has "45" and that's it
Magnifisquatch: I read that radio station too fast as Hot Steel Log... and if that's not a pseudonym for dong I dont know what is
Drasvin: Some semis do have automatic transmissions
Juliamon: ain't no American road this smooth
quasi79fu: also what semi rig looks like that?
Mai_Andra: ♫ sumthin' sumthin' CONVOY~ ♫
NoxStryx: I vaguely remember you sub oceaning in thi
ClodiumSoride: can you pick up a trailer?
Anaerin: Ah yes, good old "D" for "Forward", not to be confused with "R" for "Backwards"
Foxmar320: Where are all the pot holes
Shadwhawk: I'm beginning to see why you on...yeah
sethtriggs: No change in traction on the dirt
e_bloc: the subocean calls to me
00gogo00: no way the mountains have collision
BlindPathfinder: its one of em semi automatics alex occasionally talks about
Texan_Reverend: There are some decent auto-stick rigs now. Mostly auto, but you can force specific gears when needed. However, they aren't yet the default, as I understand it.
NorthstarTex: shift into 1st!
Anubis169: noooooooooo
quasi79fu: Runnnin up that hilll
GrassVortex: are we supposed to do anythign? or just drive around?
IanAllenBird: damn
Dog_of_Myth: It's no Mako....
Foxmar320: Does it go faster in reverse
ThrinagaBattleheart:
forwarD and backwaRds, yeah
quasi79fu: Runnin to gahd
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: like half a (skyrim) horse power
TehAmelie: this truck's engine is a disappointment
ContingentCat: I think I remember this yeah
nevermore913: Truck you can do it
sentientwaffle_: Skyrim hor... truck? it?
sethtriggs: those are some sharp polys
hyralt: Can you bhop?
sethtriggs: there's no undercarriage
Nigouki: mo-mentum mo-problems
e_bloc: any% half-a press
EbDorian:
I get that reference
LPS_97: Man, Forza Horizon 6 looks bad
ErynTzun: @BlindPathfinder We in America are intimately familiar with Germany
quasi79fu: theres a map?
Anubis169: Instant rice is cooked
sethtriggs: West Eagleland
quasi79fu: microwave is done
Anubis169: where's the maximap?
NorthstarTex: !advice
LRRbot: Visit Death.
Arclight_Dynamo: Cross-continental long-haul trucker speed-running stats: "We need to build up momentum here for twelve hours, then half-tap B to no-clip to LA."
johnnylongtorso: West Dakota
Garfman314: macromap
dougma: I thought my microwave was done...
Mollylele: i'd like to see Ian LRRmans in this thing
matthaus_c: think Bowie Knife 99 finds us here?
sethtriggs: That's a minimap, I thought it was a spectroscope
10of9: Is this the game with the unbounded reverse speed?
Foxmar320: This is not Florida thats all I can tell
sporkraptor: mini-map says: you are surrounded by ????
LPS_97: Is the sun going down?
Texan_Reverend: @Anubis169 100%. L looked over and said, "That's just a microwave."
adept_nekomancer: This looks like Minnetucky to me.
Mai_Andra:
new LRRmans already
Shadwhawk: Maybe you can go faster in reverse like in Big Rigs?
sethtriggs: Unbounded reverse is Big Rigs
ErynTzun: The truck is certainly cooking
quasi79fu: grey map
00gogo00: I bet the bottom right minimap button is is map
LPS_97: Is there actual day/night mechanic?!
sethtriggs: Oh wait EVERYTHING is slow
Arclight_Dynamo: What are these classic friggin's cars?
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if reversing up a mountain would work any better
IanAllenBird: toe to tip
GasCityGaming: seems a Montana/Colorado situation?
johnnylongtorso: here be dragons
Foxmar320: Yep all of it
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I can see my house from there
BlindPathfinder: we are in murica
BrindleBoar: Yes.
HavenDragon: that's a Merica
TehAmelie: we Cruisin' USA now
RedAlexxis: From map edge to shining map edge
matthaus_c: this is American times
MacbethSeemsSus: Is the truck eepy?
sporkraptor: mini map -> bigge map
Rujasu: Have pink noise truck sounds landed into Canada yet?
hd_dabnado: this is pre covid
Garfman314: a bear's natural habitat
Drasvin: atemporal
SquareDotCube: You know, the 19XXs
quasi79fu: do people still drive those?
PenguinoRojo: You mean you wouldnt drive one if you had one?
Foxmar320: What happened to the road paint
ErynTzun: A Studebaker! A bear's natural habitat!
ArtDecoSunburn: Ohio? South of the lake, with Montana terrain?
Mai_Andra:
An American Bear in his natural habitat!
LPS_97: It is getting darker
nevermore913: This looks exactly like America
johnnylongtorso: it's like a David Lynch movie, it's out of time
Aenir798: Given how fast the vehicles are going, probably 1910s.
Omnipotrevor: the crew?
Anaerin: The Crew
Getter404: The Crew? American Truck Simulator?
nevermore913: American truck simulator
dougma: boop
PhorrestGaze: solid car
RedAlexxis: Very slow and careful driving
Stoffern: The Crew 1 and 2 I guess
quasi79fu: teleport?
IanAllenBird: lmaooo
BusTed: Out Of Time...
quasi79fu: hahahahaa
Texan_Reverend: To be fair, this is the kind of road you'd want to go out driving on rather than a freeway or city driving, if you owned a Studebaker.
sporkraptor: american truck stimulator
quasi79fu: byeee
MacbethSeemsSus: "Who can say where the road goes...."
sethtriggs: There is 18 Wheels of Steel by the ATS/ETS guys
hyralt: Why does your unladen rig struggle to accelerate to 45?
johnnylongtorso: game over
DigitalSeahorse:
ClodiumSoride: the tilt shift is a nice touch
wedge_x: tilt shafted
TehAmelie:
why are all these cars crawling around at 
all miles per hour?
dougma: best game, no notes
Mai_Andra: ♫ Incredible Hulk Theme ♫
ButterBall000: Give 'em the high beams
korvys: Incredible Hulk Cam
NorthstarTex: wtf is with those highbeams
ErynTzun: Check for a bear and a frog in the Stetebaker
Dog_of_Myth: dang drivers with the brights on
Getter404: The Crew aka that time that Ubisoft tried to add "climb this tower to reveal the map" into A DRIVING GAME
ArtDecoSunburn: My dad used to joke that he out lived three car brands he had owned: Nash, Hudson, and Oldsmobile. (He was born in 1937.)
Anubis169: somebody play the Sad Hulk theme
nevermore913: That camera was amazing
Foxmar320:
Everyone is so slow in this game
sethtriggs: No trailers
RealGamerCow: I *think* the ATS game has that goodbye camera angle, but it reset
quasi79fu: jesus those lights
BlindPathfinder: these people cant use their lowbeams to save their lives
quasi79fu: I can seeee everythingg
sethtriggs: No collision
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, hear me out: Thomas the Tank Engine, but set in the US and they're trucks.
SnackPak_: im shocked the trees have no collision
Magnifisquatch: trees arent real! like birds!
adept_nekomancer: The greater North American ghost tree
DigitalSeahorse:
sethtriggs: I see the problem, your engine is only 24 hamsterpower
MacbethSeemsSus: Noclipping is a defense mechanism
ErynTzun: There's something wrong with the high beams they aren't exactly aimed at anything
brainbosh: I have to say, I'm not sure about America as the next location of Road Quest
quasi79fu: just moseyin along
KV1NN4: Backup for Desert Bus...?
adept_nekomancer: Well, so much for Tundra Truck for Hope
e_bloc: smooth
Anubis169: Mulder? Is that you?
BlindPathfinder: speed is not proper in simulations
quasi79fu: aliens?
Texan_Reverend: Dang ol' *mumblemumble* LED headlights. Knowutahmean?
Foxmar320:
calculated_uncertainties: Let's find a lake.. OR Aliens are good
nevermore913: Where are the other cars and trucks?
Garfman314: 8 hours later...
Saintnex: I mean, at least we'll make the most of our completely empty fuel tank lol
Getter404: I think that's the backyard what has a demon core in it
matthaus_c: yeah didn't you see the Disclosure Day Update
LPS_97: It is, unironically, a great aspect of Gran Turismo when you get to race in like Kei cars that are kinda slow
ErynTzun: Well this explains why you only played for 15 minutes last time
public_key_reveal_party: So, question, is this game better or worse than desert bus?
NorthstarTex: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't do what Daddy Ian didn't.
DigitalSeahorse: molassass
EvilBadman: That's Mr Burns from that one Simpsons ep
TehAmelie: i figure we're doing about 25
Anaerin: As my wife commonly says: Slower than molasses in January
Shadwhawk: what's this one called again?
sethtriggs: It's a game you can play with your feet apparently
Drasvin: Being out-sped by Desert Bus. How embarrassing
MacbethSeemsSus:
But at least your cargo is safe
quasi79fu: yay a sandy bed?
EvilBadman: Oh man, I love Hot Steel.ogg
calculated_uncertainties: @sethtriggs So we see if we can get Ian's fancy setup to play it?
Yolysses: wait can you turn the music back on and see if that’s also diegetic?
NorthstarTex: I prefer my bed w/o sand
ArtDecoSunburn: @public_key_reveal_party At least in "Desert Bus" you know where you're going.
gnyrinn: Who's she?
IanAllenBird: a real place all us americans have heard of
WearingCats_CwC: I hate having a sandy bed
Foxmar320: Can we not? I don't want sand in my bed
nevermore913: I see no bed
SnackPak_: "game"
johnnylongtorso: is that near Bikini Bottom?
quasi79fu: where is the xtreme?
RealGamerCow: bad is an extreme
quasi79fu: nice parking
ghizmou: extremely bland
LPS_97: It is extreme....ly barebones
lamina5432: extrememly flat
sethtriggs: Extreme molasses
ErynTzun: This dev has never seen a road let alone an extreme one
BloodnBullets: I like to stress too, but I don't think its good for me.
KharadBanar: Extremely slow roads
e_bloc: knew her in high schol
Arclight_Dynamo: They didn't say xtremely *what*, yeah.
NorthstarTex: soooooo, when's the extreme going to happen?
Anaerin: The *Roads* are extreme, not necessarily the vehicles.
EbDorian: btw Graham, I've been meaning to tell you this for years: I don't think laconic means what you think it means...
Dog_of_Myth: Well, it's extremely well paved roads....
Sethalidos: almost ouyt of gas as well
KV1NN4: It's XTREME for cardiac people
Mai_Andra: roads at the extreme edge of the forest
NewtyNewts: Oh hey, my microwave dinner is ready
Juliamon: The roads are EXTREMELY well-maintained
Razdak: The roads are extreme, not the driving
Anubis169: thread the needle
Texan_Reverend: Vehicle reversing into popcorn.
ErynTzun: That backup sound is making me think I forgot something int he microwave
TehAmelie: oh no, we have limited fuel?
nevermore913: Extreme camera angles
matthaus_c: this couldn't be a /screensaver/
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. A .ogg. No way this is copyrighted.
RedAlexxis: made a lot of moonshie, fleeing from the cops
MacbethSeemsSus: I love this scene in Sinners
quasi79fu: just expectin WIlly Nelson or some country song to just start blasting
Shadwhawk: Apparently there's a second truck you can get, that can reach 50!
Anubis169: ooo more steak
ErynTzun: even though I know my microwave just beeps once if I leave something in it
BlindPathfinder: jooooin uuus
00gogo00: three?
00gogo00: what's the third
NewtyNewts: The country is US of course
quasi79fu: Where is Bigfooot?
NorthstarTex: XD
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
sethtriggs: I hope for Frogfractions antics
RedAlexxis: HA!
public_key_reveal_party:
sentientwaffle_: HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
gnyrinn: The German Army
ghyllnox:
MacbethSeemsSus:
Foxmar320: Freedom!
LPS_97: City!
gnyrinn: ?
BlindPathfinder: remember when the army did twitch streaming for recuitment
dutchmoose: Highway Blues.ogg
DigitalSeahorse: Pls Join Our Trucker Company
iarethel0ser: Well that probably explains the 15 minutes, there.
dougma: so THAT is why it was 15min
Stoffern: The army makes better recruitment tools than this, surely
Heliwr: that's the 15 minutes?
Anubis169: wait what are the fuel prices?
call_me_Aras: VW Bug at the gas station
hyralt: A pig, a motorcycle, and ...?
adept_nekomancer: "Run out of gas" Is that a comment or a command?
Creature_Comforts:
?
sethtriggs: how big is this truck? Look how tiny the windows are in the buildings!
calculated_uncertainties: I do have to say, I think I have been in parts of NW AZ that do look like this. It's weird.
Shadwhawk: This game's developer has 29 titles on Steam
ArtDecoSunburn: Is our truck diesel?
TehAmelie: ooh, we're achieving speeds
matthaus_c: this game has a walkthrough wiki page that leads to a 403 Forbidden status code
quasi79fu: twenty nine?
RealGamerCow: oh, motorcycle, that's the one I missed
IanAllenBird: oh my third was that your dog was dating the pig
Shadwhawk: There is one game that has a blue thumbs up on it
Foxmar320:
Darleysam: quiet, and blurry
00gogo00: Oh, motorcycle was the one I missed too
Texan_Reverend: Hot Pocket's done!
MikeSmith: this is a reverse Last Starfighter. The army sees that you downloaded the game and knows that anything they offer you will be better than playing this game.
TehAmelie: okay, we achieved speed, past tense
MacbethSeemsSus: @CodeIndigo I was thinking the Bo Burnham Country Song
NewtyNewts: That's the one I missed as well
Simriel: Hey I think this game might be uhhh Bad
quasi79fu: so im guessing there is no quest or something its just you driving?
ArtDecoSunburn: @MikeSmith I love this.
DigitalSeahorse:
Shadwhawk: You can get trailers according to the reviews
public_key_reveal_party: This is the story of the delivery driver from that first game
Foxmar320: I bet this is the entire game
Sethalidos: oh no the last game gave me a headache
adept_nekomancer: There was a menu item for "missions" I think
RealGamerCow: you're going 45!
Mai_Andra: you can aslo wobble
Razdak: The wibble actually seems to make you faster
dutchmoose: this is very x files cold open scenery
Anaerin: Spintires, for example.
TehAmelie: Euro Truck Sim is great, i hear
nevermore913: You can drive and run out of gas
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Deleted
quasi79fu: wow
Foxmar320: Uhhhh
hyralt: This "encroaching trees" level would be a great rally stage. If only you could go faster than 40.
MacbethSeemsSus: *pop*
sethtriggs: Ping!
quasi79fu: Thanos snapped
DigitalSeahorse:
Darleysam: that car's in a better game now
quasi79fu: Fear the Truck
adept_nekomancer: Car over
ArtDecoSunburn: I appreciate that we are carrying no trailer, and thus have no cargo.
epsilon_vee: they weren't a ghost car before, but they are now
SalamiSuperstar: Well, that is a little extreme
adept_nekomancer: Oh, you're driving Truck-kun
notthepenguins: You're driving truck-kun
Darleysam: it just spawned into someone's GTA V city
Uniclonus: Poor car got isekai'd
Anaerin: If that gas gauge is accurate (long hope, but sure) you're about to run out of gas.
Foxmar320: Please don't try that in real life, didn't work out for my car lol
NorthstarTex: Oh hey, new car in FH6
CodeIndigo: @ArtDecoSunburn but car go away
nevermore913: People rave about American Truck Sim
sethtriggs: It went to a freeway upstate
Joecool190: yes
Anubis169: There is
Darleysam: I think it was from... watching Marathon streams before launc
Omnipotrevor: There's a new one
RealGamerCow: yes, there's a new game out
public_key_reveal_party: There is one coming out soon!
NewtyNewts: Truck-samaaaa!
Valkryir: from watching your marathon stream back when lol
Morrigan9: dem old cars
Joecool190: it's called Truck-kun
quasi79fu: microwave going offf
Dog_of_Myth:
Getter404: There's an upcoming one from Strange Scaffold
MythicRainCloud: worm
LPS_97: There is one coming next month
iarethel0ser: Now it is we who are isekai'd.
7gorobei: worms
Omnipotrevor: The demo is out now
lamina5432: it took us out
sentientwaffle_: @Darleysam that sounds correct? Or possibly right at launch?
korvys: Can you park in front of a car and see if it pushes you?
Gekyouryuu: Truck-kun would be a Kei truck. this is Truck-sama
Texan_Reverend: More like Sturdy-backer, amirite?
MacbethSeemsSus: That was for Chrysler-chan
00gogo00: This Chat Badge was unlocked by watching the Marathon Server Slam & Launch Week!
Foxmar320: Yeah from watching streams
ClodiumSoride: there is a tabletop RPG on itch.io in which one player is running from the isekai truck, played by the other player
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: stuck the landing!
NorthstarTex: that truck looks fine
Foxmar320: I have it as well
EvilBadman: We done did the barrel roll
sporkraptor: and now you're stuck in a tree
BlindPathfinder: there is that cute delivery service game where you drive a k esc truck
hyralt: That'll iron right out
nevermore913: That was even better than we could hope for
sethtriggs: We need Truck-chan to help us
public_key_reveal_party: Truck-kun is helping me from another world is coming out... Next month?
IanAllenBird: it's aging
SquareDotCube: Battle Aging
CaptainSpam: One o' them all-plastic foreign trucks driving on AMERICAN roads!
Marvoleath: funnily enough Serge enjoyed Truck-kun game
TehAmelie: i would like a truck driver game where you go nuts after like 36 hours on the road and have to maintain a careful balance of tranquilizers, amphetamines and alcohol to drive straight
Mai_Andra: the smiley face on the back looks high now
MikeSmith: I’m actually playing Snowrunner right now. Extreme Roads just doesn’t quite compare.
Darleysam: @sentientwaffle_ yeah, server slam or the cryo archive first day?
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ArtDecoSunburn: It's a truck bed by Dupont. -- all fibers.
NewtyNewts: It's pruning up
gnyrinn: What are the missions?
matthaus_c: Strange Scaffold is currently developing a game where you play Truck-kun running over people in the real world to turn them into monsters in the isekai world for the hero girl to fight
Foxmar320: Yeah that was sweet
Anubis169: G, there's a new one. "Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: That game was rad
quasi79fu: the holy light of blandnesss
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: the backup alarm sounds more like a microwave than a truck. I don’t think “large vehicle reversing”, I think “oooh my popcorn is ready”
RedAlexxis: Apparently Muskwork is developing a game in the k-car direction
Cptasparagus: those are some digital ass shadows
nevermore913: Strange scaffold makes interesting stuff
ErynTzun: Please take the pizza out of the microwave
Dog_of_Myth: DriveCrazy is the name of the K-car game
MacbethSeemsSus: More games should have you fight Buddha in a kei car
Razdak: What was the navigation up and down buttons for? Is that just the map or a weird name for acceleration?
RedAlexxis: you know the Jalopy developer
ClodiumSoride: @Getter404 oh cool, there's a demo
Drasvin: Maybe the mission button on menu to get trailer?
hyralt: It's an open world sandbox. You make your own fun!
TehAmelie: and yet, the backing up noise is the most thrilling part of the game
sethtriggs: It's an urban legend
kassbjames: Quit. It wants you to quit.
SimGuy3k: what does the workshop button in the menu do?
DoodlestheGreat: As opposed to corpsicle rays.
LPS_97: Turns out they meant Trailer as in video trailer
e_bloc: I expect you to die
RedAlexxis: let me find the link
RealGamerCow: I gotta go back to Landlord Super, I played it when it first came out in Early Access
BlindPathfinder: or missons
ArtDecoSunburn: Is this the kind of game that sucks you in to drive slowly so the developers can crypto mine in the background on your computer?
quasi79fu: uhhh
LPS_97: you have 0$
dougma: money how?
quasi79fu: hmmm
korvys: Therre's a missions menu?
ThorSokar: I would specifically like to note how HORRIFIC the shocks on this truck are
NewtyNewts: Missions in the menu?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Do the missions work now?
sethtriggs: Streets of Sim City worked better than this.
Saintnex: Oh heck, we got a game now lol
e_bloc: milage: 37
CodeIndigo: insurance fraud, obviously. wrap the truck around a tree and then you get the money
Anaerin: But you earn many Angebot...
hyralt: Maybe having a trailer really improves the balance and you go faster
BlindPathfinder: so realistic
sethtriggs: Picked the closest one
TehAmelie: i think i prefer playing as a disease trying to wipe out humankind in Plague Inc over a landlord simulator
CodeIndigo: this crazy taxi remake kinda sucks tbh
matthaus_c: by lord we found gameplay
DigitalSeahorse:
sethtriggs: Now to find the mechanics!
quasi79fu: im sad about the Crazy Taxi remake
DigitalSeahorse:
RedAlexxis: Minkworks! sorry
RedAlexxis: the game is called Honcho
Strebenherz: THATS BAD
SimGuy3k: we could have gone the whole stream without discovering that there was something to do in this game
Sethalidos: ACAB
Strebenherz: not wrong alex
DigitalSeahorse:
Athelgar: what, a cop, a hypocrite!? nooooooo
DigitalSeahorse: ACAB
sentientwaffle_: ah, the naked truth
Foxmar320: Graham back when PoGo was big I saw the cops here driving and playing it
Strebenherz: OH NO
e_bloc: roadquest 2 is disappointing
Razdak: If you had a gun too you could also break the law
IanAllenBird: oh my god
Strebenherz: EVEN BETTER
korvys: fucking lol
ErynTzun: I hate people who talk on speaker in public, let alone while driving.
ContingentCat: Yeah I've seen that too.
ghyllnox: Laptop???
Saintnex: oh good lord
Anubis169: i never understood why people talk across it like they're breathing across a table.
RedAlexxis: It's about using small cars to maintain a vending machine buisiness in Japan
Vinewood_OG: Gently
sethtriggs: Yep! We see cops run lights round here and turn on the emergency lights to get back to station
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE DRIVER was looking at their laptop?????
Saintnex: hit a WHO??
IanAllenBird: jeez
IanAllenBird: mkjniolmjn
MacbethSeemsSus: I swear some Chicago cops put on their sirens cause they're tired of waiting in traffic.
Cptasparagus: its the opposite of mogging
Vinewood_OG: Computer, play Yakety Sax
BusTed: They're calling it "gopping"
sethtriggs: @MacbethSeemsSus they do that in my city too
Texan_Reverend: @Thefluffiestguineapig Cop cars have laptops mounted in the center console area.
SimGuy3k: @ghyllnox police have mounted laptops in their cars so they can do police business in the car
BlindPathfinder: haach popin
Omnipotrevor: At least in a collision between two police cars, you know no one important got hurt.
Strebenherz: That's bussing incredible G
ThorSokar: I'll have you know I spent $500 on my specialty looksmaxing hammer!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right, but while driving???? That's bananas
public_key_reveal_party: That happened in my sim city game once I think
Saintnex: AHHHHHHH wtf?!?! dont hit pedestrians!!!
Gekyouryuu: "I asked them how many cop cars get into collisions, and they said "every time it happens, we hire a new cop with a phone or laptop." and I said "it sounds like you're just feeding patrol cars to the intersection." and the district attorney started crying."
Strebenherz:
@ThorSokar 
TehAmelie: love that this car driving game was clearly made by someone who's never seen a real road
Vinewood_OG: "Oh no, my taxes!"
sethtriggs: Oh yeah we got huge police pickups too.
00gogo00: wait one of the cops was in a pickup?
wedge_x: why does the backup alarm sound like my microwave
Arclight_Dynamo: Cars so old they're public domain...
Nigouki: pickup cop cars? literally the only place I've seen that before was Florida
sethtriggs: That is actually the most common way that cops get hurt BTW, auto accidents
quasi79fu: ok serious question..Is this like a alternate reality set in a distopian wasteland of America?
CaptainSpam: Good ol' tinfoil front end.
Anubis169:
gawping is another thing
NewtyNewts: Gawp - to gaze open-mouthed in shock horror and surprise
NorthstarTex: oh, you me gawking?
hyralt: We have cop trucks here in Calgary, but it's Calgary, so you expect that sort of thing.
Stoffern: Theres no driver in that seat, is there?
sethtriggs: @Nigouki They started doing this here too and it must be a new trend. This one is for "community police officer" so I got no idea
ghizmou: so smooth
CodeIndigo: @quasi79fu what do you mean, "alternate reality"
Anubis169: wheeeeeee
Foxmar320: Great camera
Garfman314: popcorn's done
TehAmelie: well, now we have some gas reserves
sentientwaffle_: ohhh noo
letsbelgo: camera risch!
sethtriggs: ROFL where'd you get that texture, Windows 95
asthanius: liquid wheat
quasi79fu: this is terrible
Darleysam: cream of wheat
MacbethSeemsSus: No a fucking view would at least be interesting
Athelgar: delivering 'Creamed Wheat
IanAllenBird: lmaooo
Cptasparagus: ramming speed!
quasi79fu: and why is it in that?
ErynTzun: We're rated XXX
Razdak: It's liquid wheat
Drasvin: Lewd wheat
GhostValv:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wheatness protection
ButterBall000: wheathenol?
DigitalSeahorse: our rig is a penis!
Anubis169: Help me step-hauler
NewtyNewts: Cargo-san, what are you doing?
ArtDecoSunburn: Are we carrying canola oil?
Juliamon: senpai... your trailer...
sentientwaffle_: well yeah that's caboose-chan!
adept_nekomancer: Can't just show OnlyTrucks on stream
7gorobei: trailer cloaca
NorthstarTex: look, that end is not up to TOS standards
ThorSokar: this is absolutely NOT how you transport Wheat
Grumpingtoon: the offcenter trailer is killing me
sporkraptor: xxWheatxx
gsyhiap: This trailer is too phallic
Getter404: We obscured the identity of the trailer out of respect for its privacy.
Jennie_Fuchsia: ““Police are humans,” Gubbins said. “We can only do the best we can.”” I’m putting this story in the group chat
TehAmelie: my trailer is moving on its own
Anaerin: Cream de Ble
sethtriggs: I didn't know you could get 4 bit game textures in this engine
BusTed: dangeresque
ErynTzun: Clap
WearingCats_CwC:
Next car you ram doing an ahegao face
IanAllenBird: well,
Anubis169: we're not any slower though
ContingentCat: What is it everywhere else?
NorthstarTex: freedom!
letsbelgo: nooooooooo
Darleysam: trailers only do this when they're very relaxed
quasi79fu: we found the sub ocean
ErynTzun: Great Jeorb
Grumpingtoon: that fifth wheel is boned
Foxmar320:
Texan_Reverend: A tanker full of cream of wheat.
TheAinMAP:
niccus: you enter a tunnel and both the truck and tunnel get a mosaic
DigitalSeahorse: peek subocean
EvilBadman: That god listens billboard was very america
HadesLeprechaun: the Strong Bad adventure games are actually a pretty great time
CodeIndigo: grain factory
BlindPathfinder: so kind and generous
sethtriggs: so it's a battle of attrition you will win
MacbethSeemsSus: Why does the tanker lose pixels going down the side
sethtriggs: your tires are coated in KY
ErynTzun: Can we jackknife ourselves into the ditch?
sentientwaffle_: I'm beginning to suspect this may not be a wholly accurate simulation of truck physics...
DigitalSeahorse: referse?
ThorSokar: Fun fact: this is a model of a sweage wagon, so that's fun
quasi79fu: dear gahd how do we cancel this idea
TehAmelie: i got an idea, i call it jackknifing
DigitalSeahorse: reverse*
Getter404: Isn't that how Death Stranding happened
quasi79fu: abort misssion
Anubis169:
Golden sun
Sapphic_Shenanigans: "And I don't know how to make a game."
varmintx0: has god descended?
NorthstarTex: how is it this fucking bright?
DigitalSeahorse: so brights
LPS_97: "I don't know what America looks like" said by a Canadian is pretty funny to me
CaptainSpam: Frankly, we're a bit shaky on what a simulation is, too.
sethtriggs: It definitely stinks!
quasi79fu: reverse ..reverse
Sethalidos: I think they had more than just those two
KV1NN4: I commend them for not letting those pitfalls stop them from still making the game XD
ContingentCat: Not a problem just wing it
Alexjamesrook: If you can make truck go fast, you can probably compete with this game
ErynTzun: Tree pop in is extreme
adept_nekomancer: People still have to poop at the grain factory
Arclight_Dynamo: What's that factory turn the grain into?
7gorobei: it is late stage grain
gsyhiap: It's the sewage *from* the grain factory
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Mai_Andra: All Confidence, No Competence? It's the American Way!
Anaerin: @Arclight_Dynamo Less grain
quasi79fu: that looks like the simpsons car
Anubis169: oh cool
Foxmar320: Gross
sethtriggs: This looks like it controls horribly
asthanius: LMAO
Foxmar320: I have a guess
Strebenherz: WHAT
IanAllenBird: oh,
SnackPak_: woooow
Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
asthanius: it's full of shit!
sentientwaffle_: LOL
BusTed:
Foxmar320: I was wrong
sethtriggs: LOL
ThorSokar: hahahahaha
MacbethSeemsSus:
EbDorian:
e_bloc:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
CodeIndigo: unboxing a septic tank
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call_me_Aras: And that is where it belongs
BluTGI: "How'd that get there!?" lol
SquareDotCube: someone lost a bet
RealGamerCow: I live on the same road as a septic service and all their trucks have a fake "WhatU8" plates on the back
epsilon_vee: the proverbial hockey sweater
ThorSokar: That's how they're grown!
ErynTzun: @LPS_97 I know that alien plants look a lot like the BC forests based on my viewings of Stargate SG-1
e_bloc:
TehAmelie: enemy truck sighted!
sethtriggs: I'm adjacent to Canada and I get the joke
MacbethSeemsSus: The maple leafs are about to ruin that Penn St kid
ContingentCat: A part of our heritage
quasi79fu: i want to know why that one bush had white lights under it back there
chaostreader: jerseys are expensive. that was a couple hundred dollar gag
Anubis169: serpentine, serpentine...
quasi79fu: Are we there yet
asthanius: everyone on da ice
quasi79fu: Ive got to go to the bathrooom
ArtDecoSunburn: @quasi79fu Accent bush.
sethtriggs: How many hundreds of feet is this truck's turning radius?
quasi79fu: Im hungrrry
BlindPathfinder: traditooooon
Arclight_Dynamo: The Hockey Sweater: The NFB short you will only realize later in life is a political allegory.
quasi79fu: can we turn on the radio
sethtriggs: Those lampposts are amazingly badly placed
quasi79fu: at what point do you think someone is gonna throw me from this truck
SimGuy3k: I don't think I've ever seen highway lights on the double yellow
Arclight_Dynamo: It's about Quebec/Anglo-Canada relations, yeah.
Anubis169: Jam in the gas!
Foxmar320: Gas pls
GasCityGaming:
What? What do you want?
ErynTzun: We had the radio on, it was a bit much for some folks
asthanius: it's both
DigitalSeahorse: yup, pretty much
SquareDotCube: that gas station is so small
MacbethSeemsSus: *slams into gas station* GAS PLS
quasi79fu: can we get snacks?
Anaerin: @ErynTzun It was a bit much, and also ContentID is a thing.
Grumpingtoon: speaking of BC forests, I recently learned that Stargate’s use of the P90 cause a shortage of .17 cartridges because they used so many blanks and the pre-show market for them was small and fixed
sethtriggs: you're going to get stuck aren't you
asthanius: then the priest told him to pray
DigitalSeahorse: he wants to be all in Quebec and NOPE
TehAmelie: almost a half full tank. does this truck operate by airplane rules? don't want to carry any more fuel than you need?
ErynTzun: @Anaerin ahh didn't realize that either not familiar with the music that was playing
AugmentingPath: as Canadian as possible, under the circumstances
ContingentCat: The artwork is something though
hyralt: Canada: okay, I guess we'll settle for a Leafs jersey
notthepenguins: @Grumpingtoon That's incredible
LibraryWitchKei:
Damn the quality of the Truck Simulator series has taken a serious nosedive. 
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Fear we'll be driving into Denver?
Arclight_Dynamo: (Margaret Atwood has an excellent book about this in the context of CanLit)
quasi79fu: this feeels like the offf brand version of the SPeed Movie
frank_the_great: Canadians tend to be in Canadian films
EbDorian: wait, are we forgetting the bit about lashing-out at the ref and having to pray for forgiveness?
PharaohBender27: At the risk of Graham once again accusing my memory of being fake, was that story written by the same guy Beej was talking about that one time about the "golden pants" where the mother made pants out of gold-colored curtains and it made him immune to paddling?
RedAlexxis: but why though
Darleysam: 400 points!
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
WearingCats_CwC: During the sex or just in general?
Foxmar320: These roads honk
ErynTzun: Welp we got the jack knife
PharaohBender27: (And Beej told that during a W+P when Alex was absent)
call_me_Aras: Grind that rail
ThorSokar: that's an interesting niche
RedAlexxis: cant there just be two normally competent people
avi_miller: The most canadian film I can imagine is Hundreds of Beavers
asthanius: your memory is fake
hyralt: @PharaohBender27 wat
sethtriggs: Oh I see the problem, you don't have a steering wheel, you have a boat tiller
MacbethSeemsSus: That's a sentence alright.
PharaohBender27: One sec
DigitalSeahorse: never heard of that
quasi79fu: yum Toast
Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 have you inhaled too much powdered beej?
RedAlexxis: I am, but I am making toast
BluTGI: Time to put a road cone out
SnackPak_: o7 truck-kun
call_me_Aras: I remember this story from Beej
sethtriggs: Zombie Nightmare, which got done on MST3K, also follows that Canadian pattern
IanAllenBird: f
wedge_x: my cinematography prof from FSU was Canadian and absolutely shot a bunch of the HBO Real Sex stuff, so that checks out Graham
Caffine1138: Shades of LRR-Mans
sporkraptor: truk bork
Garfman314: if you tow, does it take you to the last, or nearest?
Darleysam: we need Tony Hawk to come kickflip us out of this one
quasi79fu: new game?
aquinas_0: @avi_miller isn't that more Minnesotan?
adambomb625: next game?
TehAmelie: we went way out of control on that slope. must have hit at least 50 mph
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: those words make sense individually, but when you put them in that specific arrangement…..
IanAllenBird: o7
sporkraptor: turk broked
Astramentha: o7
RedAlexxis: another famous canadian Jaque-knife
00gogo00: nah you're good
MacbethSeemsSus: You escaped!
00gogo00: switch camera
public_key_reveal_party: Can you change the camera?
Foxmar320:
BlindPathfinder: the fate of many truckers DEBT
sethtriggs: Task failed successfully!
sporkraptor: you won Extremely Slow Truk Simulator
quasi79fu: yay we beat the game...maybe?
HadesLeprechaun: @avi_miller Wisconsin, actually! But we're almost honorary Canadians
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Pheonix888: STILL wretched
Mai_Andra: was so close to scoring one, single point
DigitalSeahorse:
RedAlexxis: oh no
e_bloc: see you in 8 years game
quasi79fu: yay
BusTed:
SymphonySolstice: creepy peepy
Despoiler98: oh nooooooo
TehAmelie: be kind rewind
sporkraptor: oh noooooo
IanAllenBird: uh ohh
WiJohn: crepe tape?!
sethtriggs: another one
IanAllenBird: creepyyy
CaptainSpam: If it's just a tape played backward, that would be awesome.
crazycommie87: Oh boy
ButterBall000: watch & Nope time
MacbethSeemsSus: *breaks out theramin*
darkcyril: Implying these don't all have a chance of being a horror game.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a Watch & Nope?!
RedAlexxis: isn't the content supposed to be creepy, not the actual film
Astramentha:
sporkraptor: crepe tape
KV1NN4: for some reason i thgouht it would be mostly listening to cassette tapes..
NorthstarTex: "Bad tracking"
Mai_Andra: Amanda's Adventure Cartoon
Anubis169: "This is real but it's not"
sethtriggs: Is it gonna be spoopy
TehAmelie:
public_key_reveal_party: Needs more vhs filter
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, making your controls hard to reeeeaaaad
Arclight_Dynamo: @avi_miller The most Canadian film I can imagine is a television series.
sporkraptor: beware cardiac people
MacbethSeemsSus:
HadesLeprechaun: you can just lie? in a video game?
TheMadS8nt: like scotch tape? Double sided? Duct? which one is creepy
Anaerin: Gameplay Porpoises.
Foxmar320: Doubt
quasi79fu: press x to doubt
ErynTzun: Who's the youngest, they have to get up and fix the tracking.
RedAlexxis: based on a true story then
quasi79fu: oh no alone
sporkraptor: oooh nooooo
gnyrinn: The phrase "The real story is that a guy killed some people once" springs to mind.
Mai_Andra: My dad bought it, and now his ghost haunts the farm. He bought the farm.
Anubis169: "Get that magnet away from the VCR!"
Foxmar320: Good start
SymphonySolstice: real events btw
matthaus_c: oh this is charming
quasi79fu: this looks fun
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
DigitalSeahorse: similar grave yard play before
e_bloc: best game so far
Arclight_Dynamo: Linux-ass desktop, there.
DigitalSeahorse: oh it was a dream
matthaus_c: I wanna play more Pagan Harvest
quasi79fu: hai lysander
CaptainSpam: I guess this was before the invention of electric lights in one's bedroom.
Anaerin: Oof, that noise filter isn't helping the compresssion...
quasi79fu: we should have bingo card
Lysander_salamander: everything is so tan
MacbethSeemsSus: You see the harvest was a metaphor for.....
TehAmelie: this has some heavy mood. very spoop, much wow
Anubis169: Is this film grain or is our character just really tired?
DigitalSeahorse: oh it was a game within a game, this may not be that bad
hyralt: @PharaohBender27 Is it Golden Pants by Roger Lemelin? I can only find bits and pieces, but apparently the pants were made from the golden seat covers from a car...?
sporkraptor: partial nice furnishings, partial crap. just purchased?
quasi79fu: yay poison?
Arclight_Dynamo: Whatever else, the VHS filter they bought is very good.
Darleysam: well you have a toilet, so this is already worse than the game where you had to piss
sporkraptor: omnom
TehAmelie: rat poison usually comes in boxes by the way
Nigouki: so because of all the nuke talk I ended up on wiki again and found this sentence: "In July 1957, tests of the contact fuze were made by firing 75-millimetre (3.0 in) shells through the nose of the bomb. These tests showed that there was sufficient time between contact and the firing signal being sent for the fuze design to work correctly."
GrassVortex:
this house is at least modeled by someone that have been in a house before
offbeatwitch: thats how you know its a dream, when the lights don't work
00gogo00: I always keep my rat poison in the medicine cabinet
Omnipotrevor: Graham, I remember being a teen sitting in my dark bedroom playing Resident Evil. (and actually jumping in fear when someone opened the door mid-game to ask something)
sporkraptor: it's sooo far
PharaohBender27: @hyralt Look the entirety of my knowledge of that story is what Beej said in the video I linked
ThorSokar: well, it will eat though paper and plastic
Arclight_Dynamo: Is her wearing a Soviet army uniform?
Astramentha: ALEX
Arclight_Dynamo: *he
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhehe
sporkraptor: didn't you leave already
quasi79fu: wtf is that
quasi79fu: is that the mom?
IanAllenBird: dog's probably not important
matthaus_c: good creepy character models
sporkraptor: don't forget to eat the dog
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Do we live IN a ski lift?
e_bloc: key party
TehAmelie: the Unsinkable, they called her
MacbethSeemsSus: Grandma Potempkin
00gogo00: Oh my god the dog is dead
00gogo00: I assume
WearingCats_CwC: The IJN Yamato is your grandmother?
PharaohBender27: "Look I spent 3 long years on that ship"
sporkraptor: Newsy News
Anaerin: You photographed my battleship!
ThorSokar: news you can use!
aquinas_0: ah god the head bob
sporkraptor: dog in fridge
quasi79fu: are you the dog?
IanAllenBird: my stepdad had one of those but in his defense (?) it was also a ship he was on in the navy
sporkraptor: barkifer
Lysander_salamander: why is it so grainy?
Foxmar320: Where doggo
sethtriggs: I guess it's going to be a hellhound now
DigitalSeahorse: neighbor's dog?
CaptainSpam: "And don't you DARE turn on those lights! You know they just let the government spy on you!"
Anaerin: Well, if the dog wasn't outside before, he sure is now...
sporkraptor: arfas
MikeSmith: Sir Reginald von Woofenberg????
MacbethSeemsSus: Is this a Thing situation? It seems like a Thing situation
quasi79fu: DO we even own a dog?
sethtriggs: Nice screen tearing
IanAllenBird: I hope it's a Thing
00gogo00: what is a dog?
sporkraptor: poochmaster
sporkraptor: borkborkbork
goombalax: @00gogo00 a big ol Pupper
sethtriggs: It's audacious to have a microwave that's not been cleaned in 20 years
Athelgar: the fact that this place has municipal wait bins is amazing, to think garbage service comes out to sucha remote cabin
sporkraptor: breaking news: dog!
avi_miller: @Arclight_Dynamo See, I can name some tv shows like Due North that are very very canadian in my eyes, but TV is different from film IMO
Foxmar320: Uhhhhh mom im busy
Dog_of_Myth:
I maxed out the stealth skill.
asthanius: what time period is this?
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey! That notification is anachronistic to the camcorder!
Rujasu: I live next to a dog park and a childrens playground. I don't know what a normal quantity of barking and screaming is
sethtriggs: Mooooom I'm skulking!
hyralt: Everyone's keys are in the bowl, that's what makes it a key party
Tangsm: You should just walk around with your phone camera app. It will clear up your eyeball static
00gogo00: the back button is pointing the wrong way
avi_miller: This is an old iPhone UI but an android?
matthaus_c: horror is when VHS
Reecer6: i do kind of hate games just plastering on vhs filters to mean Spooky
e_bloc: jailbreak
Athelgar: because T9 texting is terrible and we dont need that mini game
tehfewl: cuz the devs were born after 9/11
ErynTzun: Android text apps can change the color of the bubbles though
sethtriggs: Maybe it came with the assets
DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of a dream I keep having about locking all the doors on a house my family no longer has
TehAmelie: kind of wish we had a clunky ol camera instead
Arclight_Dynamo: "I think this aesthetic, but I can't imagine a world without a smartphone."
sporkraptor: vhs = horror
public_key_reveal_party: I loved going to blockbuster in the 90s with my iPhone 7, ancient tech
notthepenguins: This is just a photo realistic depiction of vhs world
Arclight_Dynamo: *aesthetic is creepy
Reecer6: when there's not a thematic reason *or* aesthetic cohesion to it
HadesLeprechaun: because analogue horror is all the rage, but many don't actually understand how it's supposed to work
offbeatwitch: Starve!
ThrinagaBattleheart: I love Starve, is favorite gaem
Valkryir: the zoomers never actually experienced VHS, so it's just spooky shorthand now
sporkraptor: oops no food *ded*
BusTed: The slight video delay on your phone is pretty good
quasi79fu: is the dog even real?
Gekyouryuu: Don't. Starve.
matthaus_c: you /do/ a lot of Starving in Don't Starve, but to be fair, they warned you
MacbethSeemsSus: This dog's dropping one hell of a diss track
AtomicAlchemical: Man, I haven't thought about The Long Dark in like a decade
Darleysam: ah the game must've had the same modernizing treatment they're giving to books
Strebenherz: That sounds like a game Cam would be absolutely into
e_bloc: yeah its big in uruguay
hyralt: When the dog stops barking, that's when it's time to be afraid
DigitalSeahorse:
00gogo00: im gon back to bed
Arclight_Dynamo: @avi_miller I more meant that we don't really have a domestic film industry other than as part of Hollywood, so that creativity traditionally went into TV.
00gogo00: you think you're supposed to poison the dog?
BlindPathfinder: it is like 4 am
TehAmelie: the smartphone is weird, but other than that this game may actually be doing exactly what it tries to?
DigitalSeahorse: Fido!
DigitalSeahorse: Rover!
IanAllenBird: Rex!
quasi79fu: into the wooods we goo
quasi79fu: Nothing bad can happen right
hyralt: I kinda like how this looks.
Sarah_Serinde: there's a fairly popular horror game series that does this, so now there are also a lot of copycats that make the same style choices
Tangsm: I hope you come back and your house is full of raccoons
matthaus_c: powerful camera
DigitalSeahorse: Pupper?
MacbethSeemsSus: into the woods and into the woods and home before oh....
DigitalSeahorse: Dingo!
Strebenherz: @Sarah_Serinde what's the mainstream game that does this?
BluTGI: Fatal frame style?
DigitalSeahorse:
Valkryir: phone camera is how I look for my glasses lmao
dumbo3k: maybe rat poison into the dog food bowl?
Foxmar320: Does the phone have a light?
e_bloc: yeah the bones arent bad
matthaus_c: a remake of Fatal Frame 2 released fairly recently, right?
HadesLeprechaun: @Strebenherz Fears to Fathom, kinda?
Arclight_Dynamo: Haunted vending machine SIM card.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Fatal Frame but with an original Razr
Reecer6: the way this game looks most reminds me of the Enigma Machine games
HavenDragon: spooky ghost app
PharaohBender27: @hyralt OK that sounds like the story Beej described, so it just was that he was misremembering details and authorship
Sarah_Serinde: @Strebenherz I don't know that it's mainstream yeah, Fears to Fathom is what I'm thinking of
Getter404: And hold until you can Parry them with photography
hyralt: @PharaohBender27 Seems like, yeah
quasi79fu: fears to fathom are ok games
WearingCats_CwC: After Persona 5 I want the arbiters of fate to stop downloading weird apps on my phone
00gogo00: Rat Poison can be Dog Food, once
Lysander_salamander: Parry the Poltergeist?
Reecer6: but those games really play with the sort of evocative irreality of lowpoly and videomoshing and all of that. they have super strong styles
quasi79fu: wearingccats may i spoil something ...I think PErsona six is coming
Anaerin: But Alex, the lights *are* on. Isn't it immersive?!
DigitalSeahorse: is there a second kitchen?
BluTGI: ADHD simulator. No lights. Nothing is where it should be. Tasks continue to increase
IanAllenBird: lmao
avi_miller: I am now imagining how the person in this game putting iOS onto their android and that is scary
matthaus_c: lighter than what
wedge_x: dogs love lighter fluid
quasi79fu: i dont think thats dog food lol
ThorSokar: Burn it all down!
Reecer6: can you use these to build a nuclear bomb
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: time for your own wild party
Gekyouryuu: all part of a balanced breakfast
MacbethSeemsSus: Lighter food could be a brief dog food
fastlane250: actual branded lighter fluid
CaptainSpam: Got all we need to start us a dog fire. Wait, no...
HadesLeprechaun: Fears to Fathom is kinda great because everything actually happens, and if you know to look for it, you can actually like, watch the creepy people setting up the spooks that happen in them
WearingCats_CwC: @quasi79fu technically that's not a spoiler, I saw the teaser trailer for it
public_key_reveal_party: Chekov has a good armory started here
e_bloc: its what dogs crave
wedge_x: shock diamonds
ClodiumSoride: John Dies at the End?
offbeatwitch: rocket-powered dog
Darleysam: the jet cone of shame
sethtriggs: that's one hot dog!
SquareDotCube: Dog learns how to Rush Jet
Arclight_Dynamo: "Come here, Jato!"
call_me_Aras: The dog from Final Fantasy 8?
DigitalSeahorse: maybe that house has a better kitchen!
Reecer6: it takes me out that your phone has optical zoom
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: did...sephiroth do this?
Reecer6: just quite frankly unrealistic.
TheAinMAP:
BluTGI: Dog found his own food?
Lysander_salamander: why is this game so brown?
iarethel0ser:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @hyralt Well... I sure have read that now.
IanAllenBird: probably not hungry then
Decaped: Good job dog. You found it.
7gorobei: dog found his own dinner
MacbethSeemsSus: Lets get back home so your food can spawn
KV1NN4: wait is it a gazelle?
DigitalSeahorse: doggo is full
sethtriggs: What a mess
hyralt: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It sure was a story
CaptainSpam: Good doggo! You caught that all by yourself!
SquareDotCube: eh, natural predator/prey behavior
matthaus_c: Press F to Send Photos Of Dead Deer
quasi79fu: why send a photo of deer?
quasi79fu: a bear or wolf got to it
Reecer6: button to hold phone horizontally please
e_bloc: in a sense
hyralt: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Dare I say, one of the stories of all time
DigitalSeahorse: the cute pink bubbles filter
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @hyralt Why would be hard pressed to say it wasn't.
Sealectron: Your phone is seemingly an Android running iOS?
call_me_Aras: I found a dead bird today. Don't know why I'm saying this beyond it
00gogo00: woah
00gogo00: branching paths
quasi79fu: also how you gettting reception?
DigitalSeahorse: omg honey what
MacbethSeemsSus: Obviously you can't send the same photo. That'd be cliche
matthaus_c: Mom was /in the middle/ of getting the whip for Mrs. Mason
asthanius: there aren't ANY predators in the woods?
PharaohBender27:
So wait. Is the reason we have smartphones and this VHS effect because we just have vision issues? 
asthanius: that's a bad ecosystem
Arclight_Dynamo: A text conversation as an ongoing mechanic (in a better game) is actually interesting.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Has k9 made it safely back home?
Decaped: This is kinda okay.
IanAllenBird: oh,
PharaohBender27:
00gogo00: @Arclight_Dynamo I saw it in Forbidden Solitaire
ayyyko: dad?
Kramburger: No, that's fair
IanAllenBird: the Getter
DigitalSeahorse: he's floating
TheAinMAP:
Foxmar320: Take a pic of that
00gogo00: which is ... better, I suppose
Kramburger: I'd bark at that too
MacbethSeemsSus: Man be floating
Dog_of_Myth:
quasi79fu: he looks friendly
BluTGI: @PharaohBender27 Also reminding me of the people on tiktok who post vids of them using a phone to make sure the person they are talking to isn't real
Lysander_salamander: can't take a picture either?
Arclight_Dynamo: @00gogo00 Been meaning to play that...
matthaus_c: I don't think he's here to play Pagan Harvest...
ayyyko: send mom a pic
IanAllenBird: hey man the party's at mr. mason's
DigitalSeahorse: man with no shadow
sethtriggs: you leave your door open in Spooky Forest you're gonna get that
HadesLeprechaun: this doesn't actually seem that terrible
public_key_reveal_party: Can you send a picture of that guy to your mom?
e_bloc: daddy's home
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: heheheheheh
GrassVortex:
BluTGI: WELP
quasi79fu: oh no
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh pupper
quasi79fu: lol
Foxmar320: Poor dog cant win
call_me_Aras: A dog door
BrindleBoar: no notes
IanAllenBird: ghost dog
sethtriggs: 10/10 no notes
dutchmoose: hello yes i am dog
Thefluffiestguineapig: A cozy farming game about preparing for a holiday where the coven is coming home or something would be great
BluTGI: If you're cold, they're cold!
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TheAinMAP: Needs a doggie door.
public_key_reveal_party: Counterpoint: yes hi I am dog
AerinRavage: Good news, everyone! I understood that reference!
Kramburger: Remember: the antogonist won't kill the dog, the DEVS will
Grumpingtoon: turns out the door was the monster we made along the way
e_bloc: blink dog
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that’s not how Doggie-doors work!!
call_me_Aras: @TheAinMAP It is a doggie door
HavenDragon: welp, time to burn the house down
Tangsm: Make him a cup of coffee
IanAllenBird: glass jar, should do some damage
CaptainSpam: This dude's gonna get SO rat poisoned...
Decaped: If YOU eat the rat poison, then he'll die when he eats you. Checkmate ghost.
MacbethSeemsSus: Dogmeat....
hyralt: I can't imagine the dog is still hungry after the deer
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a clip series right here
Saintnex: doggo is having a very bad day lol
CaptainSpam: If we could see anything, maybe we could find the dog food, game. Stop blaming us.
BloodnBullets: "I just wanted to borrow some sugar!"
Foxmar320: Killer is waiting upstairs wondering why its taking us so long to feed the dog
DigitalSeahorse:
his mask
DigitalSeahorse: for the mustache rides
MacbethSeemsSus: @Foxmar320 "sigh I hate when understudies miss their mark"
Foxmar320:
dog food get!
DigitalSeahorse: nope
IanAllenBird: it's not even fenced in properly
BluTGI: The dog did take down a deer though!
ClodiumSoride: "If you're spooked, your pet is spooked."
Lysander_salamander: plus it's snowing
WearingCats_CwC: In the Murder Yukon?
GrassVortex: wild animals. either he dog will chase them and get lost, or eaten by them
Foxmar320: Mom said to lock the doors
spethycakes: well, it's a dire situation FOR the dog
Drasvin: Buy lots of straw for dog
DigitalSeahorse: don't want the dog being attacked by a pack of bigger wild dogs
hackingducks: I have lived in areas like that. people leave their dogs outside perpetually. it's awful.
matthaus_c: we have so much agency here
Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels like the piece of the rope in a box where you needed to read a book about what a fuse was
e_bloc: inside the house or inside a bear
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You can have a shed with a team of sled dogs, so the keep each other warm...
00gogo00: do they know how a fireplace works
CaptainSpam: I guarantee this dev did not license Kingsford's logo.
Tangsm: It does help if your goal is take down the entire house
hackingducks: they bork at every car that drives by too...
HavenDragon: just light the entire house on fire, that'll show em
Kramburger: We need a welness check on the dog
MacbethSeemsSus: Dog have you been Thing'd yet?
hyralt: I've played too many games like this. It pretends to be a sandbox, but then the only gameplay is figuring out the linear sequence of events the dev intended
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm fascinated by someone making a game set in the 90s who is too young to remember them, because I was there, man...
public_key_reveal_party: The killer is going to be really annoyed when this guy just like, sets himself on fire by accident
DigitalSeahorse: leave axe out for the murderist
GrassVortex:
who needs dry firewood anyway
Decaped: one handing an axe to split firewood, I think this guy has a good chance against the beast
CaptainSpam: Honestly, it would be a pretty decent parody if it was just a perfectly ordinary boring night presented with horror game mechanics.
BrindleBoar: it's my wood and I want it now
asthanius: when pockets don't work, you make do.
Foxmar320: Oh ive played too many RE games im looting all the strange objects. They could be keys
KV1NN4: That's jsut what having ADHD is like
Aenir798: "Bro what happened to all your antique vases?"
lamina5432: walking into a house with a hatchet would be more common
hyralt: Don't mind the bizarre stuff in the front yard, I was just in my back yard building a nuke
Cptasparagus: does Beej play Marathon? i'm in a group with a beej rn
Sarah_Serinde: unfortunately this isn't even an original idea with bad execution, it's just following a formula very closely
Anubis169: or you go over a friend's house, nick one of their radiator keys and proclaim to the wall "This will come in handy later!"
IanAllenBird: drawn on an animation cel
Foxmar320: The fire casts no light
DigitalSeahorse: I keep peanut butter on my work desk for this reason.
MacbethSeemsSus: *pssst* that's your clue murderer
PharaohBender27: I remember my folks having *long* matches for the fireplace
Drasvin: And the fire emits no light
Grumpingtoon: nice to see 1980s hannah barbara animators getting work
IanAllenBird: micro in the cold food wave out hot eat the food
ThrinagaBattleheart: So... Where exactly IS the creepy tape???
SnackPak_: whoops
Foxmar320:
KV1NN4: has anything been rewound yet?
ayyyko: couch
Tangsm: Creating a cold center of meal jump scare
matthaus_c: @ThrinagaBattleheart presumably the grain is because we are in the creepy tape
hyralt: Hey creepy guy, do you want me to heat you up some food?
InconsiderateHat: Have we played bad horror game bingo on stream before?
sporkraptor: table
DigitalSeahorse:
MacbethSeemsSus: *cracks neck*
Arclight_Dynamo: Flatscreen TV on the wall another anachronism.
public_key_reveal_party: The flat screen tv with a VHS player presumably
PharaohBender27:
Foxmar320:
MacbethSeemsSus: WHAT
IanAllenBird: what
sentientwaffle_: Shake hands with danger!!!
Lysander_salamander: great
ThrinagaBattleheart: AMAZING
Anubis169: WHEEEEEEE
DigitalSeahorse:
hackingducks: SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER
AugmentingPath: we have a segment in this horror game called safety third
sethtriggs: OK that' s great
hackingducks: Chuck Hamlin
TheAinMAP:
Thefluffiestguineapig: This might be the rest of the stream
Foxmar320:
DeM0nFiRe:
Lysander_salamander: delightful
GrassVortex:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What... is Shake Hands with Danger?
HadesLeprechaun: surely they don't have the rights to this song
MacbethSeemsSus: I was hoping it was going to go into your remix
iarethel0ser:
sethtriggs: A legendary safety film
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NorthstarTex: best part of this gaame
frank_the_great: Alright, I'll bite - what's "shake hands with danger?"
sethtriggs: I can't remember if it was John Deere or Caterpillar who sponsored it
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, they stretched that video and STILL gave it letterboxing.
Mollylele: this too is a transformative work
sporkraptor: I'm gonna have to go watch this
Mollylele: i'd like to see the kids on TikTok try this
Lysander_salamander: there's a remix?
DigitalSeahorse: they'll go away
DigitalSeahorse: probably
spethycakes: very durable plate there
Juliamon: sethtriggs Caterpillar
Anubis169: 'I should have ignore my external internal monologue'
Lysander_salamander: neat
PharaohBender27:
@DoodlestheGreat 
Mai_Andra: Cameron will remember this.
ThrinagaBattleheart: @frank_the_great An educational short that formed one of the all-time classic RiffTrax shorts
sethtriggs: @Juliamon Thanks! And that is wild
matthaus_c: playing Pagan Harvest and watching Shake Hands With Danger is a solid vacation night
BluTGI: Fire on all night? not a problem. TV on? Trouble.
GrassVortex: the designers of this really love having the player do some busywork
Foxmar320:
ThorSokar: Posted: April 07, 2006
Gekyouryuu: so THAT'S the answer to the question from Hitchhiker's Guide
NimrodXIV: 17 years ago *crumbles to dust*
MegaDosX: An auspicious hour
sporkraptor: and then you went to sleep and never woke up *dun dunnnn*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gad leak?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gas*
NimrodXIV: (17 on youtube anyway)
Gekyouryuu: that poster has turned into a creepy face
Decaped: My sister chose to have giant photographs of wolves staring at her as she slept.
Drasvin: No it's even darker
Drasvin: Now*
PharaohBender27: @NimrodXIV Um, actually 20 years ago (see the post a bit above you)
DigitalSeahorse:
soda pop
ThrinagaBattleheart: @ThorSokar That video is twenty years old, good grief
public_key_reveal_party: @Gekyouryuu It was a creepy face to begin with tbf
IanAllenBird: oh the getter brought a friend
electric_claire: Graham, I'll have you know that Shake Hands With Danger remix has been playing in my head since you released it.
Gekyouryuu: @public_key_reveal_party oh, I thought it was people standing and it looked like a face by being hazy
hackingducks: where's the flashlight app when you need it
MacbethSeemsSus: "Hey honey, turns out they were up for a 3rd round..."
Arclight_Dynamo: "Take a picture and send it to your mom" is fighting words...
hyralt: @ThorSokar This slaps
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine being Michael Meyers, doing the "stand there and stare at them" move, and they just take out their phone and grab a picture of you, full flash
Anubis169:
This is what watching a double-cut vertical video is like on a 16:9 screen
CaptainSpam: For the love of... your eyes would've adjusted to the darkness by this point!
DigitalSeahorse: phone won't let photo?
sporkraptor: no flash lol
GrassVortex: it is so annoyingly dark
Anubis169:
Can't see shit Cap'n 
IanAllenBird: well, back to bed then
varmintx0: if only phones had lights on them
MacbethSeemsSus: sorry, parnets*
offbeatwitch: i think you can interact with that window
SnackPak_:
Lysander_salamander: ok
SimGuy3k: they don't have keys but said don't wait up, so they'll just stay outside all night
Drasvin:
goombalax: they don't have their keys why would the say not to wait up
asthanius: welp, back to bed
oak0: GARBAGE DAAAY
sporkraptor: they want you to have to wake up
gsyhiap: Yep, time to sleep again
sporkraptor: your parents are inconsiderate jerks
Anubis169: "I looked at my phone to alleviate the possible stress, as was the style at the time."
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you did go to bed letting that fire burn, maybe this is a CO hallucination
MacbethSeemsSus: That lamp sucks
Nigouki: diving attack with the axe from the top window
IanAllenBird: lamp's not plugged in
thedepthandbreadthofseth: For a second, I thought our other contact was Frank Welker.
sporkraptor: oh no, so much spooky, too much for cardiac people
BloodnBullets: Just watched Gs shake hands video, what a banger!
Manae: Was the lamp not plugged in
oak0: ehahaha
asthanius: back door?
Foxmar320: Back to bed?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Want To Buy: Gameplay
00gogo00: I missed the last 4:11, anything interesting happen?
SquareDotCube: maybe the boredom is the horror
DigitalSeahorse:
MacbethSeemsSus: Look at how spooky our bad game mechanics are....
Tangsm: The dog seems fine with all of this
hyralt: That feeling when the horror becomes so tedious, you yearn for the sweet release of a creepy guy murdering you
sporkraptor: pulse pounding, spine tingling
oak0: i remember when graham would relish in the torment
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Get axe?
sethtriggs: settin' up the cheap jumpscare
DigitalSeahorse:
bunch of weirdos, so it's twitch chat outside
Thefluffiestguineapig: @oak0 What torment? It's not funny if you just can't see shit
Arclight_Dynamo: Tim Curry?
IanAllenBird: lol
oak0: blindness is definitely a torture method
DoubleNterprises: This is as dark as the last half hour of The Thing (2011)
Omnipotrevor: Dealin' with some spooky suckys?
HadesLeprechaun: I haven't watched all of it, but didn't mom just say go back to bed?
hyralt: There's a line between torment and boredom
sporkraptor: bad news, kid died in his sleep
MacbethSeemsSus: The spookiest part of this is my stream just buffered
thedepthandbreadthofseth: If the plural of ox is oxen, why is the plural of ax not axen?
DigitalSeahorse: welcome to HP old monitor brightness settings that are almost useless
Gekyouryuu: maybe we hit a bug?
Foxmar320: oh good
SimGuy3k: part of the torment is lack of direction
oak0: the chinese waterdrop torture with less than AAA games mufafafa
DigitalSeahorse: bwaaa
Foxmar320: That would help
DigitalSeahorse: sensible place right by your bedside
Foxmar320: The phone not having a light is evil
public_key_reveal_party: This was the 90s though
Lysander_salamander: f
MacbethSeemsSus: They're going to get bored in a couple minutes
hyralt: G, this is back in the VHS era, you know, before phones had flashlight modes
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game commits the worst possible crime: it's just boring
thedepthandbreadthofseth: When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire!
DigitalSeahorse: my flashlight is in my night stand
notthepenguins: Tbf I do remember the days when you'd just have to crank the brightness
ThrinagaBattleheart: I'll hit F to pay respects, cause this game is dead terrible
PharaohBender27: It IS quite dark in here
dumbo3k: @hyralt I remember having to download an app to turn on the flashlight
Anubis169: even loading the messenger and turning the phone around would work at this point
public_key_reveal_party: This game did have moments
RedAlexxis: ha
Anaerin: Imagine. Indeed you'll *have* to imagine, because you can't see it.
Lysander_salamander: was that all of the episode?
RedAlexxis: Ep 1 of 1
hyralt: @dumbo3k Those were the days
Simriel: The phantom menace?
sethtriggs: Wait, April 19 of this year?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Not sure, they kept having trouble triggering progress
call_me_Aras: A fresh hell, only 3 months old
GodofMuffins: It had interesting bones. Just execution was bad.
highlyeducated0wl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, highlyeducated0wl! (Today's storm count: 74)
IanAllenBird: f
MacbethSeemsSus: Well it was so easy to find the dog food....
Foxmar320: Oh the reviews are negative. Shocking
oak0: let's nope and say we didn't
MegaDosX: At least you got to make a start on some nuclear engineering today
Sarah_Serinde:
The bones are good because they're taken from a more successful series
DigitalSeahorse: probably needed to try the light switch before you can open drawer or cupboard with flashlight
matthaus_c: not quicker than Mr. Mason--
ThorSokar: the reviews match the experience
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
DigitalSeahorse: k bbye
Anubis169: Many thanks for the strim stram!
IanAllenBird: o7
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for playing?
MacbethSeemsSus: Speedrun atom bomb?
Foxmar320: Enough time for a quick run in Marathon
RedAlexxis: such is life
e_bloc: mixed reviews
lamina5432:
lamina5432: gnight
DoodlestheGreat: It was a fine selection of garbage.
sethtriggs: Amazing garbage day
spethycakes: thanks for the garbage!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the stream!
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Always a pleasure to watch the garbage games~
SnackPak_: o7
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
Vinewood_OG: Womp womp
oak0: o7
DoodlestheGreat: OH NOEZ
hyralt gifted a Tier 1 sub to Lysander_salamander! They have given 491 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Thanks for subscribing, Lysander_salamander! (Today's storm count: 75)
Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
Anubis169: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: Nooooo
Dog_of_Myth: o7
sethtriggs: o7
Lysander_salamander: Oh, thanks for that
DoubleNterprises: 07
hyralt: Thanks for streams and chats
DigitalSeahorse: I did send one that's super weird
DigitalSeahorse: a while ago
oak0:
offbeatwitch: one of my friends has submitted something recently, hopefully it shows up :3
hyralt: @Lysander_salamander You're welcome!
Strebenherz: I'll see what I can do
Anubis169: !patreon
Strebenherz: What's the watch and play games link?
IanAllenBird:
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: !store
LRRbot:
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Foxmar320: Ive sent in a few but I think they got taken down
oak0: stay strong ✊
WearingCats_CwC: bai
HavenDragon:
i sent one recently
PharaohBender27:
the_tarabyte: Thank for trash!
Texan_Reverend: I'm alive!
Strebenherz: watchandplay@loadingreadyrun.com?
Vinewood_OG:
Juliamon: !wp email
Anubis169: without the ? yes
BusTed: akakakak
SquareDotCube: @!
e_bloc: for only 3$ a month, you can buy horrible games for alex to feel sad about
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the show where at least 1 LRR crew member plays some form of digital Magic: The Gathering. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (17:04 from now).
Anubis169: !schedule
Sarah_Serinde: !wp email
Gekyouryuu: prepare yourself... for CUBE!
DoodlestheGreat: Quuube.
Texan_Reverend: ooOOOoooo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, what time is AFK?
ThrinagaBattleheart: JUDGE'S TOWER?!
Texan_Reverend: I love looking at the tech behind the scenes.
ThrinagaBattleheart: Fuuuuuuck yeeeeesssss
DoubleNterprises:
Anubis169: look at that muffin move!
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: so tiny
niccus: the strangely slow truck reminded me of a different heavy machinery as a spot of good but quirky game
Yoshi_Gal: Yassssss I'm so excited for crash out crew
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty for strim
Anubis169:
Thank you!
DigitalSeahorse: thankies
sethtriggs: thank you
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: bye all
IanAllenBird:
PharaohBender27:
spethycakes:
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
DoubleNterprises: Thanks for the stream!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
shtevie3:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream and especially the goofy nuclear history facts!
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