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Foxmar320:
djalternative: hoi chat. I actually have a wednesday off
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JinaMahavira: TXC2 you ever get tired of individually welcoming people to chat?
ShaneLeeAtk:
TXC2: JinaMahavira no, actually
TXC2: hello ShaneLeeAtk welcome
LoadingReadyRun: Afternoon
millenomi_Aura:
one day I will know how to play high-power mtg. today is not that day. but watching someone who knows what they’re doing do it can’t hurt, can it 
JinaMahavira: That's kinda a sick flex
goblin_snowman: Welcome TXC2
KilrenKrae: Wait a minute... How can wheeler be graham's uncle if he's also his own grandpa?
TXC2: JinaMahavira like for real, I KNOW people feel a bit better when I welcome them, and that's why I do it
trainpants: Wheeler playing cube with non-cubers is my favorite archetype
TXC2:
goblin_snowman 
JinaMahavira: It's definitely true, I always smile
millenomi_Aura: @KilrenKrae Magic (the gathering)
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IbunWest: Vintage 101
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paronomasiac042: when was this cube pressed and bottled?
TXC2:
such is vintage that parts of it are from 1993, other parts from June of this year 
TehAmelie: is it barrel aged?
paronomasiac042: oh, a blend?
IzzySmash030: @TXC2 Modern Horizons? More like Modern....Pre...Horizons...?
TXC2: Here we GO!
CastleOtranto: Just in time
JinaMahavira:
TehAmelie: howdy
TXC2:
IzzySmash030 like Modern BOREizons 
Strebenherz: Heya Wheeler, hope you're feeling better
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
YeetTheRich_: hi
IzzySmash030: @TXC2 wayyyyyyyo
djalternative: where's your nephew?
Micalovits: Hello!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Benny wheels and chat
millenomi_Aura: nyooooom
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
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Hansk_and_Boo: heyyy its Wheeler!
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kyosokun: Fun fact: a 2005 toyota Camry is considered a 'vintage' car in the US, and a 2001 an 'antique', cause our laws are dumb
nyc_mtg: can i get uhhhhh
JinaMahavira: sick
calculated_uncertainties: food is important
jadielady: hey y'all
GreenyTea:
Happy Canada Day! 
Flyingdelorion: tips hat to @TXC2
CrossXhunteR: howdy wheeler. hopping on the treadmill so mostly just listening. draft well or something.
zelukester: ooo, gasleaks mean a good time
JaymicUnyielding: Oh i LOVE gas leak magic
djalternative: we talking methane gas or nitrus gas?
IzzySmash030: @djalternative big fart vibes from this
TXC2: kyosokun really? I thought 50 years was the limit for antique?
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millenomi_Aura: take euros it’s better
TXC2: !ckbutton
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djalternative: what if we give you five gold bars from fort knox at magiccon amsterdam? are you prepared for that?
kyosokun: I'll double check that it's not a regional thing or hasn't changed since I last knew
calculated_uncertainties: happy wrath!
TXC2: July: Gay Vainglory month
millenomi_Aura: july????? how. why
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TXC2: !dragonshield
ignitionpoint: every month is Pride Month if you’ve got love baby
JinaMahavira: July is Gay Gluttony Month
djalternative: July is Wrath month. destroy something. gain catharsis
nyc_mtg: dragon these shields on your cards
Gekyouryuu: while we're waiting, if you have time on your own time later, Wheeler, I put a video in the Riichi Mahjong thread on the discord of a Mahjong set being made from eggs
dolphgrim: Hol' up a sec...is this Magic: The Gathering Vintage Cube Draft???
TXC2: dolphgrim on MTGO, yes
IbunWest: i hate when that happens
TXC2: oooof
djalternative: Hans Moleman is good iirc
EOstby: Oh damn, Wheeler pulled a Sammy Sosa?
drroxorphd: miracle 0 card?
Strebenherz: Oof that suuucks
Vinewood_OG: Welcome to the club
TheRatKings: Very happy to hear we are getting more Gas Leak magic conten
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought we were intending to draft goofy cards
djalternative: Loopy is the ideal state for LRRMTG
dolphgrim: 'blame the drugs' we've heard it before and we respect it.
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: So normal wheeler stream. got it
loorff: got it, tolarian cradlehoof time
djalternative: you're in the right place for being high on painkillers
TXC2:
so Wheeler is on drugs, and thus uncancle-able
ghizmou: it's not not helping
hypethos: just got here, does wheeler do the fun daily games on the main channel too?
paronomasiac042: since 40, i've been able to _sleep_ wrong
TXC2:
I lost 40 pounds and it made my sleep worse some how
thedepthandbreadthofseth: are we discussing some sort of vedo-vegal response?
Vinewood_OG: Sleep wrong and ruin your whole week
Strebenherz: I've sneezed so hard I felt like someone kicked my torso from the inside, it's such a bussed up feeling
drroxorphd: cap'n americ'n
Pywodwagon: Frakes
EOstby: Frakes
drroxorphd: Frakes
Vinewood_OG: Jonathan Frakes
iconicshadow89: frakes
BrowneePointz: frakes
TXC2: Frakes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Happy Canada Day, @LoadingReadyRun Dr Wheeler
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Frakes.
TXC2: rhymes with Rakes
millenomi_Aura: accept no fakes
thecrownjules_: hew
thecrownjules_: it me
thecrownjules_: the jule
Pywodwagon: the cam is gonna cheat on its wife???
nyc_mtg: @thecrownjules_ sup
Stardackk: tf lsv got to do with this
thraximore: Jule!
TXC2: hello thecrownjules_ welcome
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: Blame LS...James
thecrownjules_: @nyc_mtg woah its the entire city of ny mtg
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Pywodwagon: THE coveted Jules
goblin_snowman: he's not a wife guy (combo enjoyer)
nyc_mtg: @thecrownjules_ its very crowded in this room
IbunWest: I don’t think i ever saw anyone cast Niv
ignitionpoint: holy shit lmao
TXC2: or 2 colour even
thecrownjules_: @nyc_mtg space for one more?
TXC2:
remember when you could win with 2 colours in limited?
CrossXhunteR: like psychic frog
mazingolfer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
mazingolfer: They took the walk-in closet. What’s the even the point anymore
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nyc_mtg: @thecrownjules_ for u? ofc
drroxorphd: casting niv? lol who does that?!?
TXC2: oh hey, it's not just Arena that has typos
Micalovits: bUt TemPtEd By tHe RiNg
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polaris415: wheeler sub
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drroxorphd: no, the star charts!
TXC2: !card flow state
LRRbot: Flow State [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If there is an instant card and a sorcery card in your graveyard, instead put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Stardackk: feels like you really want both
Stardackk: i love PO in cube
Vinewood_OG:
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: They let the Zoomer intern write the patch notes
TXC2: blue pacifies have gotten so damn good the last few years
IbunWest: That lightning bolt sounds pretty good
TrivialEncounters: happy canada day
Pywodwagon: this is pyrogoyf erasure
thecrownjules_: LMAO
Micalovits: lol
TrivialEncounters: lol
JinaMahavira:
djalternative: do you think Speedball would be fun in vintage cube? I love new hexproof that let's your op catastrophically mess up
polaris415: LMAO
Justinthomasmm: lol
devoidmelody: lol
Vinewood_OG: Saved it
thecrownjules_: thats my streamer
FurthestChunk: +2
jadielady:
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: Man who has only cast FTK, this is giving FTK vibes
TXC2: !clips
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dolphgrim: Nailed it +2
MrPipboy3000: You can swear once and its still PG-13
CrossXhunteR: blame the muscle relaxers for the loose tongue
ignitionpoint: we stan glorybringer in this house
Ivannorr: I didn't lol but you got a big smile out of me
couchboyj: I was saying Boo-urns
djalternative: Wheeler, it was just pride. You're supposed to Walk-Out Closet
RayFK: Be holding deeze coffees
TXC2: Hello Graham
polaris415: hello graham
dolphgrim: "what do you need me to hold" things are heating up!
thecrownjules_: it graham
Vinewood_OG: What's in the bag? 👀
Flyingdelorion: Graham with the snacks?
drroxorphd: o-koy-yay
djalternative: It's the nephew
TrivialEncounters: wait so this isnt Pendragon MTG
TXC2: "not quite Palace Jailer...."
thecrownjules_: its on Tuubi
radioshackraider: Okoye, everyone's favourite MTG crosover character, combining beloved character Oko with Beloved rapper Ye
thecrownjules_: its on Chruimble
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its on flumble
BOTGrant: I love Imagine Dragons
polaris415: beautiful ben. never better songs have been sung
dolphgrim: The sounds make me afraid. 🥺
azndragon257: Graham is a bit low volume wise
CrossXhunteR: need to pause stream. have some imagine dragons to go listen to
drroxorphd: bowmasters always good
IbunWest: bowmasters wheel narset seems good
IbunWest: both work with wheels
ghizmou: dauthi is in our color
drroxorphd: nadu or a dual land
TheRatKings: trop?
GreenyTea: Ork Bogenschützen
scytheriana: phlage to round out our colours?
polaris415: its a storming day
drroxorphd: brewing up a storm?
TheRatKings: I see
superdude097: Lorien could even find a Trop!
hypethos: and the manamorphose
A_Dub888: How do you do fellow Magics, how goes The Gathering?
drroxorphd: that is a strange art choice
CrossXhunteR: mtgo constructed grinders love the fake retro frame cards
drroxorphd: i didn't even clock that's what it was
TXC2: the old black frame was the only good one
drroxorphd: pivot!
GreenyTea: all in
A_Dub888: @TXC2 you’re a good one
myknorman: Graham's in for a pretty full meal with Vintage Cube and a side of sandwich.
TXC2: A_Dub888 ah you got me
couchboyj: Mastermind can force pings with bowmasters too. Its niche, but fun.
Mr_Horrible: oh hewwo, kitten...
Micalovits: all decks can look pretty good with timewalk
Haroldholmes25:
no will no dark rit 
EOstby: The Mick Foley collection?
A_Dub888: @Micalovits what about monored?
BrowneePointz: no the Mick Foley collection obviously
TXC2: oooh yeah
IbunWest: now that is a good cronch
BrowneePointz: damnit too slow
CypherRaze: That was a good crunch
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: very satisfying cronch
djalternative: oh. that's some great foley. you should actuall save that
public_key_reveal_party: Does that come with the best of roomtone collection?
EOstby: @BrowneePointz Same braincell.
couchboyj: Someone needs to wrangke that kraunch
sentientwaffle_: oh excellent crunch
Vinewood_OG: CRONCH
djalternative: like legit, you should save that
TXC2: and now we wait for Molly to remix that
hypethos: one crunch after every pack
jellyfish0413: LRR_ASMR
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i bet you could make money licensing it
Mr_Horrible: LRR Dota 2 announcer pack incoming
kynelwynn: Ian's "oough"
A_Dub888: ASMLRR
Fr0Dough: Even if its just every distinct laugh everyone has
Mr_Horrible: Adam voice: "Nobody actually *likes* bottom tower, right?"
dolphgrim: Now play the MTGO card snapping meat sounds for the full deli experience
TXC2: no Joke, that's kind of what I expected from the LRR Kickstarter album
djalternative: just put it up on like Sound Blocks or something
Stardackk: strip
djalternative: let people use it in their vids
Micalovits: ~~I also want to see G strip~~
Micalovits: Uhhh, I mean
Stardackk: pack is BAD
draftsynthesis: kitty :3
Stardackk: flow state could be good or push
Stardackk: vamp tutor
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: vamp?
TXC2: grasp or vamp
djalternative: we have nantuko for your nadu!
TheRatKings: draft dimir all tutors. Youll pass your finals for sure
Stardackk: tutor no good
Mr_Horrible: TUTOR??
Mr_Horrible: Tutor pretty good!
TXC2: 2tor
dolphgrim: Wheeler, can you get any smaller in frame? Something about a tiny peanut gallery...
draftsynthesis: guide of souls and ragavan still in the pack, this is fine
Telethebasin: Jitte, poggers
Gekyouryuu:
did y'all know that, despite only covering book 1, the M. Night Shyamalan Last Airbender movie managed to secretly also cover the library episode? it had "One Sh*t Aang"
TheRatKings: Mole strip?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: STRIP LOCK BAABYYYY
Mr_Horrible: "*I* was saying mana boo-urns"
BrowneePointz: no one's gay for mole man
jellyfish0413: heck yeah we can see the moleman strip
dolphgrim: Moleman Strip Lock! 👏👏👏👏👏
TXC2:
Gekyouryuu boooo
BrowneePointz: cuz pride is over
A_Dub888: “cowabunga doods”
Stardackk: pierce
TXC2: BrowneePointz not here it isn't
TheRatKings: drafting cube but a tiny Wheeler advises you from afar
Mr_Horrible:
@Gekyouryuu a long walk, but a powerful one
dolphgrim: @TheRatKings Perfect
Stardackk: mutagen man nice
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 no no, wrath is just as important
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Wheeler, is this what Twitch chat is like for you?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: being able to just faintly hear wheeler is really sending me
draftsynthesis: oh it actually being spider-woman is going to trip me up something bad
ben_0x0A: bye bye Makdee and Itla, it's Spider-Woman now
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: Ben is giving big david lynch in twin peaks right now
dolphgrim: @The_Lesser_Gatsby No shot
letsbelgo: now give us the wheeler on the other shoulder giving us bad advice
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: Pick the Mox Coop
Mr_Horrible: FIX YOUR LANDS OR DIE
EOstby: Not much, what's a Sultai with you?
dolphgrim: @letsbelgo You have identified twitch chat
EvilBadman: Fix your deck or die!
A_Dub888: @letsbelgo James?
asthanius: "It's Sultai, yet again"
kynelwynn: I think you need maybe a few bodies
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Free mana, you say?
TXC2: best to ever do it
BrowneePointz: god I love that Tamiyo
Micalovits: For the low low price, of maybe some life
djalternative: what about together as several?
BrowneePointz: we're also in the aggregate
Mr_Horrible: Big Cube doesn't want you to know that "just open good cards" is a cultivateable skill
BrowneePointz: so for every 1 good choice is a variable number of bad choices
public_key_reveal_party: Neuron activation is strong
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tam I Yo!
hd_dabnado: A good backseat chat member says "thoughts on picking x there?"
TheMerricat: Forest!
JinaMahavira: It'll go to our heads
kynelwynn: Chariot?
TXC2:
I give advice, but then I have like a 20% win rate on Arena
MagicMarkerStudio: Too late, I am HOPPED
dolphgrim: Sometimes, we might be doing the sing-song version of any given card in chat. Surprisingly doesn't play well in text form...
A_Dub888: how high is that bar?
djalternative: don't worry. we dunk on ourselves all the time. we even have a command just for that
djalternative: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
djalternative: see?
ShaneLeeAtk: And it is a CatCar
Stardackk: have we seen ugin?
Mr_Horrible: I have never been good at cube, so any advice I provide is always a "I wonder if this is good"
ghizmou: 5c achieved
drroxorphd: can target your nadu too
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Do you Wheeler take this Wen ans Six to be you lawfully wedded planeswalker?
drroxorphd: among other legends
FinestOtter: The Wondrous Wasp! From the Vintage Cube update writeup!!!
TXC2:
imagine if they reprinted Karakus into standard
draftsynthesis: oh my brain is so broken I would have snap picked mana leak even though we aren't even in blue really anymore
TheRatKings: Woah, its worse Wan Shi Tong! (not advising on pick, just recognised a card)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Get off your blooming marsh!
Mr_Horrible: computah add 3 more keywords to my mid-curve threat
dolphgrim: We abandon green, but come running back when we need her. 🥹
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 4 is the correct number
MagicMarkerStudio: We get one badlands and abrade goes right to our heads
TXC2:
4 colours, so we're drafting in 2026
Thadrin46: Good evening graham. Good evening ben.
TehAmelie: more colors means moar powah, right
draftsynthesis: shadowpear for the board?
TXC2: hello Thadrin46 welcome
Kezzig_: we could have been hard casting that atraxa at this point
public_key_reveal_party: So, I have not drafted mtgo cube in... A long time, did they start putting the cards in old border if they are available?
dolphgrim: Perfect deck
Tattybojangles69: TAKE THE TAIGA COOP
TXC2: public_key_reveal_party they sure have, some triome lands in old boarder
hypethos: wet jund?
YeetTheRich_: lmao
thedepthandbreadthofseth: This is the kinda pile I draft (/derogatory).
dolphgrim: That's the drugs talking
Stardackk: this went down after you decide to give up blue
Marvoleath: End the stream
public_key_reveal_party: 0-0 shame drop
TheRatKings: and a sandwitch
CrossXhunteR: show trophy leaderboard
TXC2: my man is on a speedball right now
Mr_Horrible: Bennie Freewheeler
TheRatKings: Oh, didn't know he was looksmaxxing
mazingolfer: this deck seems like a fantastic 1-2 where the one is euphoric
RayFK: The real crystal method was the sandwich he ate along the way
EOstby: 30-50 feral Wheelers
Thadrin46: Thats on top of standard wheeler too...
BrowneePointz: also called a Knuckle Sandwich
EvilBadman: This isn't even Arena anyway
draftsynthesis: I just barely dodged getting my head cut off last week i'm not willing to take another swing lol
zelukester: BLT = buddy, let's tussle
dolphgrim: We got this. Graham and Wheeler? Some of the best to ever do it.
Thadrin46: Wheeler is the premier shitshoveller of the format
TheRatKings:
just strip lock every game
WiJohn: and a fine moleman to you
jamwno: Skycoach conductor is the 38th card in a Yorion deck
TXC2: as a green player, Green has never been good enough to get bad
public_key_reveal_party: Would cutting red make it better? Or is running abrade and wrenn worth it?
YeetTheRich_: watch this pile go 2-1
Haroldholmes25: backstreet is fetchable off heath
Thadrin46: You had karakas, you said? I was just listening to S&WLM where Ben and Shivam gush over that card
TheRatKings: But he has a wonderful flying machine!
jamwno: Not every card in cube can be a top wheeler
BrowneePointz: hehehehe
BrowneePointz: that got a hearty cackle
dolphgrim: @Thadrin46 Who is Ben?
Thadrin46: Oh well played graham. Well played.
TXC2: Gush: the card they wrote a book about
Fr0Dough: @TXC2 Gush:The MTG love island show
Pywodwagon: Graham, were any of the crew Everquest people? The EQ Legends beta just started and its a weird bit of nostalgia
dolphgrim: I thought it was "Baulz" now?
Thadrin46: Oh wait. John avon full art lands sighted.
dolphgrim: I don't remember why
TXC2: I thought it was from a ITYC ?
dolphgrim: The spray paint fume fueled Friday night paper fight
Thadrin46: Gold standard lands those. I bought a bunch for my favorite commander deck.
BrowneePointz: it's both!
Jundinator: Hi Lrr. Does mtgo ever have other cubes?
Pywodwagon: I mean, EQ is too
kynelwynn: But who here played Dark Age of Camelot?
Vandristine: WoW is WoW for old people
TXC2: hello Jundinator welcome
Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, may I just say, Se7eninTheQueue is an *excellent* username, and my immediate thought is "What's in the (Teferi's Puzzle) Booooox?!"
drroxorphd: WoW is EQ for young people, get it right
132 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: EQ is wow for slightly older people but not quite ass old as Ultima
ellisdee67 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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TXC2: hello Raiders
INCSlayer: Happy Canada Day!
TheAinMAP:
BrowneePointz: WoW was "hey what if we made EQ but with a bunch of stuff that didn't suck"
measureofhope subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
measureofhope: nummer go brrrr
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TheAinMAP:
Jundinator: @INCSlayer Canada day?
Pywodwagon: EQ legends is OG EQ meant to be played solo, so you can have like, 3 classes active on a character at once
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I played ultimate before it wz online
INCSlayer: @Jundinator i was told by serge its canada day
Jundinator: @INCSlayer What's Canada day?
Dr_fragenstien: oh heck yeah a graham and wheeler cube stream again? one of my favorites!
INCSlayer: @Jundinator i dont know im not canadian
ExachixKitsune: and also with you
Gekyouryuu: why is it not simplified to Canaday?
Mr_Horrible: "It is, and how dare Serge divulge our secrets"
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Jundinator: To us uneducated Americans
SergeYager: what's the 4th of july
TXC2: a great day for Canada, and therefore the world
jwholla: its today obviously
SergeYager: just like that
BrowneePointz: imagine a hamburger
hamraffle: Happy Canada Goose
Thadrin46: Canada day is when they hsnd out free geese to everyone
Dr_fragenstien: not much what's canada day with you?
realbadatthis_: 4th of July but metric
Mr_Horrible: "Imagine a hamburger-"
TXC2: it's the day Canada became
trainpants: Also Bobby Bonilla day
dolphgrim: @SergeYager The day after the 3rd
putz12a: Canada Day is the 4th of July, but instead of a war, we asked nicely
YeetTheRich_: i wish canada was real
hamraffle: Happy Wheeler drugs
FauksStarling: It's when they Canadid the thing.
TheRatKings: I saw the best fireworks ever during Canada day in Ottawa a long while ago.
CrossXhunteR: where burger
A_Dub888: the day Canada came out
Luna_TheOtter: happy Canada
Jundinator: @putz12a Asked nicely in like 1982 right
SergeYager: canada day is when the canadian egg hatched
Gekyouryuu: in the interest of expedient language, petition to have it simplified to Canaday
Vandristine: Yeah when Canada emerged from its giant cocoon but instead of a butterfly it was a goose
Mr_Horrible: I think you had it on the first one
TXC2: independent enough
Mr_Horrible: but also yeah now *I'm* not sure
YeetTheRich_: the most celebrated holiday in the world - independence from the british
ExachixKitsune:
When the egg hatched? aww she came out 
kyosokun: @thadrin46 that's an act of war. I've met Canadian geese
Dr_fragenstien: well happy canada day to you!
Thadrin46: 95% of canada us just wilderness, right?
MrPipboy3000: Think 4th of July, but less explosions and jet skis ...
SergeYager: lmao
TXC2:
YeetTheRich_ and they're welcome
Micalovits: You just had to say something Wheeler
Haroldholmes25: turned that nadu into a pickle
Mr_Horrible: when they don't call Kermit "Green Dennis"
dolphgrim: Is Canada Day more or less popular than the other Canadian holiday I know, Moving Day?
Mushbie: ahh yes the manitoba act
Jundinator: Sure isn't
Jillexie: Pleading the 5th is a giveaway
INCSlayer: you dont have free speech?
Vinewood_OG:
Pywodwagon: I dont
public_key_reveal_party: Manitoba is a myth
Krillin_fan: good for Manitoba
Jundinator: What's the fifth amendment
putz12a: We don't have free speech, we have freedom of expression
Tattybojangles69: Manitoba? I hardly know them
INCSlayer: can i express myself through dance?
Strebenherz: either way, probably freer speech than the states atm (spoken as a states liver)
TXC2: Jundinator in the US, it's the right to not self incriminate
asthanius: technically that's true here as well, but...
CypherRaze: Freedom of expression sounds better than speech anyways. Not everyone can speak.
Jundinator: @TXC2 Asking about in Canada
Jillexie: I love that if we have questions about the Charter, we can just ask the people who wrote it.
Dr_fragenstien: g*mers
MrPipboy3000: You can't do that in the US either ... unless you are in an elected official ...
Dr_fragenstien:
INCSlayer: what if the minority group is billionaires?
Fr0Dough: now I want to take every consitution and compare first amendments!
TXC2:
the minority that is ruining the economy
Mr_Horrible: it's my deck's "General" and I'm set in my ways dammit
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: recent events would beg to differ
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, in US, that's usually considered a form of criminal assault. But we don't actually care about enforcing our laws any more.
Strebenherz:
ngl in a streamwith graham and wheeler, my money wasn't on graham getting cancelled first but here we are
kyosokun: So many things are considered 'speech' in the US cause our stupid 1st amendment. Freedom of expression is 100% better
Thadrin46: Today i learned that nunavut is a place that exists
asthanius: officially, hate speech is unprotected. but what gets defined as hate speech is Not Consistent.
radioshackraider: Would yall ever draft an Omniscience cube on FNPF?
ExachixKitsune: The Bag Collective?
BrowneePointz: you see the tiktok of the Shawarma place in London that's banned Musk for life? it's great
Dr_fragenstien: groceries
Jundinator: Graham. What is Canada's 5th amendment. Is it remaining silent?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: something something bread price fixing?
CrossXhunteR: will this draft last the remaining 4 minutes of my treadmill cool down
BrowneePointz: *sigh* I wish it were the same
thedepthandbreadthofseth: To be fair, a particularly dumb Canadian might just be mistaken about your first amendment.
hd_dabnado: Would you play with Emeperor on FNPF?
TheMerricat: @MrPipboy3000 So actually hate speeches legal in the US it is a protected form of expression. True threats, and incitement to immediate violence are illegal. But simply saying that "we should be able to kill x" etc unfortunately is legal, in the US.
TXC2:
Graham's never needed to have soldiers quartered in his house against his will
MrPipboy3000: "I don't need to know ..." ... NOW you're sounding American Graham ... lol
TimIAm: I heard there's an unc teaching cube over here
kyosokun: They don't deserve extra protections, they've got money
Jundinator: @TXC2 They still do that these days?
Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest I heard "I'm gonna vamp" and it took me a second to realize the tutor was in your hand
INCSlayer: according to wikipedia manitoba is the third ammendment
TXC2:
Jundinator not for 200 years, then trump did it
EvilBadman: The oft forgotten "free double-double on first Mondays" amendment
SquareDotCube: Manny Toba
CrossXhunteR: do you have to add the “of Canada” or does google search know the right result based on location
Tattybojangles69: Better yet, who is Canada?
TehAmelie: we have it pretty easy in Sweden. only four constitutional laws (two for freedom of expression and press), zero amendments.
ExachixKitsune: I choose to believe that they finished writing the constitution and then were like "Wait FUCK we missed manitoba"
Mr_Horrible: "uhhhh first order of business, they're new here, they're chill, be nice. Okay second order of business-" energy
dolphgrim: @EvilBadman 😮 they really do have everything
YeetTheRich_: canadian constitution amendments tier list stream when
Mr_Horrible: "This is where Alberta stops"
TheMerricat:
@CrossXhunteR Depend on if you let Gemini 'help' in which case even if you say of Canada you're going to get the wrong answer. 
Dr_fragenstien: I know it's not what "amendment" means, but the idea that that's the first amendment means they drafted up their constitution then went "wait a second, we forgot Manitoba!" first thing.
Haroldholmes25: our moles
EvilBadman: The Canada Act are what they call Sum 41
Mr_Horrible: what fighting game is *that* in?
Thadrin46: Canada is just like cities in a really big coat, right?
noSmokeFire: stop, stop, we're already dead
TXC2:
EvilBadman 
TheRatKings: way to kick us while we drown or whatever
Fr0Dough: is sucking it also freedom of expresion?
FauksStarling: Is saying "suck it" protected under the Freedom of Expression?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that sound like utter woke nonesense
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, the first 10 amendments in the US constitution were the Bill of Rights, and were a compromise from Hamilton and the federalism attempt to get rugged individualistic on board.
TheMerricat:
@Dr_fragenstien 
Mr_Horrible: I mean they're using the Otter Ral player avatar, we knew they were the villain
thedepthandbreadthofseth: And, importantly, it worked.
Strebenherz: WHAT
INCSlayer: excuse me Dolphin Delivery limited?
aerohydra: what kinda weird ass country you got up there?
TheMerricat: More importantly chat consider that it wasn't until then.
Juliamon: dolphin de.... ok Canada sure
Mr_Horrible: case law has funny names sometimes
dolphgrim: What kind of delivery???
TheRatKings: take 2
Mr_Horrible: HELP
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TXC2: maybe the guy just liked Dolphins?
CrossXhunteR: my workout is done. the draft can finish now
Dr_fragenstien: freedom of expression protects the ability to do "this match is dogshit i'm going to draft again"
Mr_Horrible: it sounded like a union vs a company, ,yeah
Tattybojangles69: Distracted by Dolphin Delivery
Jundinator:
Still not as good a corporate name as Bionic Trousers inc.
TheAinMAP: @ghost_user_1984 Thanks for the gift sub!
TXC2:
ghost_user_1984 
Mr_Horrible: yeah that sounds like something a company would say
Marvoleath:
I can't believe the stream would start almost an hour late 
dolphgrim: @Tattybojangles69 --me at Sea world
Dr_fragenstien: a couple of hot boys?
ladyjessica: is Victoria also having a hot weather too?
YeetTheRich_: washed unc
Jundinator: Im guessing LRR went with Bionic Trousers because WorldWide Pants was taken?
Tattybojangles69: Bionicle Trousers?
kynelwynn: "There's some good cards here" is how the first draft went
ladyjessica: it’s killer in Hamilton today.
ghost_user_1984: if I’m remembering it’s because someone’s parents owned the domain?
TXC2: Jundinator I think it's because Paul's mom owned it
public_key_reveal_party: Didn't your mom just have a domain?
Jundinator: Correct
MrPipboy3000: Letterman is Worldwide pants
aug_med: bring this guy his wife
n3ther: a hobby lol
Thadrin46: Birb
Juliamon: casual domain squatting
mazingolfer: oh hey oko
asthanius: your mom is a domain flipper
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: man remember when everyone was flipping domains? lol
ExachixKitsune: "LoadingReadyRun" as brought to you by Bionic Trousers Media
ContingentCat: there's worse hobbies to have
ladyjessica: there are worse hobbies
ladyjessica: I agree
Micalovits: How did that go last draft?
TXC2: we'll get shops and Fantasticar....somehow
RayFK: Uh oh flippies
TheRatKings: getting close to "your mom is a patent troll"
mazingolfer: man they should’ve added fantasticar to the cube
Thadrin46: She has lands of many colours
ladyjessica: “oh yeah? well your mom is a domain flipper”
ladyjessica: “how dare you!”
dolphgrim: Domain Flipper is my wrestling name.
drroxorphd: ritual
Dr_fragenstien: so which one is wallace and which one is gromit?
Jundinator: @TXC2 Fantasticar shouldn't be in the cube imo. Wotc already admitted it was a design mistake
Shurtal: "Your mom is a domain, Flipper!" And the dolphins replied "Ekekekekekekekek"
drroxorphd: called it lol
drizztnailo: nothing could possibly go wrong frfr
Strebenherz: is "your mom is a domain flipper" better or worse than "she single? baptized?"
Haroldholmes25:
TXC2: Jundinator oh indeed, I am making jokes about it
dolphgrim: @Shurtal 🐬🐬🐬🐬
Tattybojangles69: Ah yes, Vintage the fair format
Dog_of_Myth: !windows
LRRbot: Sounds like Elgato pushed a Stream Deck update!
Narcuru: its in that list its a checkbox
ladyjessica: isn’t modo a wholly owned by another company not wotc?
INCSlayer: you mean the one that said "automatically hide taskbar"? that you scrolled past
Jundinator: !windows
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Share effect dont like it. Lock the task bar.
Mushbie: you can't flip Danish domains, because if you have a domain just to sell it, others that have a claim to them can just have them handed over by a court
Jundinator: @ladyjessica Licensed but yes
Thadrin46: Jesus... so much busted old stuff
Just_Herby: "There used to just be a button for this!" - me trying to anything in Windows these days
Dr_fragenstien: thank you microslop
ladyjessica: ah yeah licences that makes more sense.
public_key_reveal_party: Windows 11 my hated
Laserbeaks_Fury: The only thing I'm going to hate more then Windows 11 is the inevitable Windows 12
offbeatwitch: thanks to technological innovation, that is no longer possible
zelukester: good ol' enshittification
YeetTheRich_: good meds
drizztnailo: good one
ExachixKitsune:
n3ther: they know exactly what features users want and hide them
INCSlayer: in the fall update of windows 11 they are bringing the ability to move the taskbar to other locations BACK
dolphgrim: +1
hypethos: cacaaaaaaaaaw
Gekyouryuu:
Windows has become a lot more opaque
ladyjessica: I’ve had the Microsoft enshitification rant already this week.
FurthestChunk: +2
TXC2:
Drugs REALLY kicking in now
Jundinator: Gotta force copilot on people
dolphgrim: Okay. I'm changing it to +2
jwholla: wheeler is so pleased with himself for that one
mazingolfer: we are seeing the effects of the medication stack in real time
WiJohn:
ladyjessica: which I loath as a tech support agent. l
public_key_reveal_party: @ladyjessica Only once?
Thadrin46: It should be pointed out that wjeeler looks kinda like a tomato right now...
mazingolfer: we open frog and shallow grave for the blightsteel
ladyjessica: full blown rant yeah. normally it’s more of a curse
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bone Shards is ready
Gekyouryuu: Doctors G and Wheeler, have y'all seen the Doomsday alt art where it's 5 Doctors Doom?
TXC2: I'm only on Windows 10 because Steam made me, I'd still be on & if I could
drroxorphd: indestructible not nearly as great anymore
ladyjessica: thank you
wiigamer1995:
did any marvel cards make theire way into cube? 
Dr_fragenstien: when I got a new SSD I decided to update my OS and my friend convinced me to use win11 instead of steamOS and I will never forgive her
Tattybojangles69: It was so much fun
drizztnailo: doom passing a joint to 4 other doombots
drroxorphd: archenemy was great, loved it
EvilBadman: We're on Sony enshittification now
Thadrin46: Not yet....
TheRatKings: Loved that commander game Friday.
Krillin_fan: an all timer of a FNPF
Dr_fragenstien: oh that archenemy game was so fun!
radioshackraider: It's not even an alter, it's a real card from Jumpstart
superdude097: I did! It was really fun!
Jundinator: Was that straight out of the box?
ladyjessica: the archenemy fnpf was so good
maclaglen: It was fantastic!
djalternative: I did. It was great
drroxorphd: gas leak energy was off the charts
FurthestChunk: i watched the vod, it convinced me that I had a gas leak in my own home
gnyrinn: I disavowed Windows several years ago and embraced the Penguin. I can assert that it is also not perfect. We know a song about that don't we?
ladyjessica: the costumes were amazing.
drroxorphd: loved your homestar recap
FurthestChunk: the amulet...
hypethos: how many decks does wheeler make in a week?
Jundinator: @hypethos Yes
Haroldholmes25: archenemy was some quality gasleak content (complimentary)
Laserbeaks_Fury: I still get jump scared when random UB cards show up
public_key_reveal_party: Does drafting cube count as making decks?
Jundinator: @public_key_reveal_party No
TheRatKings: Bolas was always saying this
Korolan: Wheeler, No
drroxorphd: bolas need this
Gekyouryuu: has the citadel pack not wheeled already?
FurthestChunk: this citadel is driving me insane, Liliana
drroxorphd: yes!
Gekyouryuu: it hasn't!
BlueElectivire: ayyyyyyy
Gekyouryuu: hooray!
TXC2: !clips
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Jundinator: IT WHEELED
dolphgrim: "Daddy needs this citadel..." --me laying siege
Thadrin46: How the f does a citadel wheel?
BrowneePointz: Specific archetypes
sentientwaffle_: it wheeled!!
n3ther: no, please continue
drroxorphd: 3 black pips, w/ no tinker
ExachixKitsune: "The citadel wheeled!" Me watching a juggernaut come down the road
drroxorphd: in any packs as far as we know
Mushbie: Slamnation!
Thadrin46: But its a citadel dammit... that card terrifies me
hypethos: that's cool
BrowneePointz: and the Bens are darn good at it
Haroldholmes25: the coveted frog?!
mazingolfer: YE YE YE YE YE
drroxorphd: frog is a problem
ladyjessica: I’ve heard it’s good
n3ther: no one has ever defeated a psychic frog
Jundinator: Still say that frog should of also be an Atog
kynelwynn: frög
Mushbie: Basket ball Damnation is one of the funniest mtg alters I have seen
FinestOtter: Is he exuding broccoli in that art?
Juliamon: kitty!
gibfrggg: I was rewatching Friday Nights, but I guess I can pause that
Jundinator: That cat is stupid with blue emeritus
dolphgrim: Get in, kitten
Haroldholmes25: quote 69
BrowneePointz: Question Graham: with your love of Gonti-ing. Do you have a Felix Five-boots deck?
TXC2: !quote 69
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TehAmelie: ar we moxmaxxing?
Jundinator: Does Graham still have the old Treefolk deck?
radioshackraider: I have a list for an Omni Cube if that helps?
kynelwynn: Nadu's back on the escalator!
Astrovore: You know what they say about a man with five boots
ladyjessica: nadu’s back on the escalator!
dolphgrim: Rip the strix 😭
ladyjessica: damn
drroxorphd: breach still in the cube?
Thadrin46: I just built the last deck i needed to have one of each 1,2 and 3 colour combo.
TheOrigamiGamer: I have been maintaining a Toshiro Umezawa commander deck and it has been a lot of fun.
WiJohn: Like a bird on a window
drroxorphd: the black lotus power nine
Marvoleath: Lotused Sized Diamond, LSD?
drroxorphd: yep!
Tattybojangles69: Stick them up this is ouroboroid
Justinthomasmm: pickle?
Jundinator: Antiques Roadshow? Oh never mind
Jundinator: No
FurthestChunk: the ocky way? sure, sure
Jundinator: Easily over a million bucks
INCSlayer: well where are they then?
TXC2: they've had pokemon cards on Antiques Roadshow
Strebenherz: knowing where they are is wild. makes it sound like blue eyes white dragon nonsense
EvilBadman: Shows need a Magic consultant like intimacy coordinators
n3ther: they're all secretly furry artists
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Jundinator: @TXC2 They had a power 9 on too
Thadrin46: Wait, darrel sheets died?
TheRatKings: The obviously staged episode of storage wars?
Jundinator: @Thadrin46 Yes
Jundinator: @TheRatKings Why was it staged
Thadrin46: Damn. Sad to hear.
TXC2: most "reality" shows are staged
Dr_fragenstien: folded under 0 pressure lol
zelukester: stupendous
loufghyslaufey: Hub
drroxorphd: he haggled, they caved lol
loufghyslaufey: I mean, "huh".
EvilBadman: Hester didn't want to hold on it, it's a flip not an investment
ContingentCat: he's not going to argue when they take the low ball
loufghyslaufey: So, the end of Arena?
offbeatwitch: the bourgeoisie LGS
loufghyslaufey: Cool
drroxorphd: not his fault they took the first offer then
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: I'm more of a Drill Monolith enjoyer myself
TehAmelie: a timetwister the size of a lotus
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I was about to ask about tinker.
Thadrin46: There was an episode where Darrel found like 20k dollars of art.
ladyjessica: deck is finished
loufghyslaufey: Wait. So, did the offer went down THIS year?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: A large lotus the size of a small lotus.
Thadrin46: Storage wars is kinda a guilty pleasure of mine
loufghyslaufey: Whaf X
drroxorphd: there's that apprentice, 2 packs to late
drroxorphd: too*
loufghyslaufey: Uhh, "typing"...
asthanius: time torsion
TXC2: the old Deck Twist
drroxorphd: YUUUUP
Tattybojangles69: Twist again? Like we did last summer?
drroxorphd: need that breach
Jundinator: Can we get a black lotus
TXC2: and that's a low ball?
Jundinator: Prices were lower back then
loufghyslaufey: There's always the next draft, "Lion's Eye-liner"
dolphgrim: "mangled" you say?
JaymicUnyielding: I remember seeing that episode and also thinking they got a steal but the guy on the show was kind of a jerk so i was just like hell yeah they got a sick deal
BlueElectivire: you have the strix as well
hypethos: oath to kitten would be great
drroxorphd: thinking someone else grabbed that breach
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drroxorphd: he was told what to do
EvilBadman: Like I said, Dave wasn't likely to want to keep them and try the market. He just wanted to flip and move on.
drroxorphd: and then did as he was told, and expected them to counter
BrowneePointz: the guy with the hat and galsses
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah everyone on thaat sshow besidess barry was obnoxious
BrowneePointz: he was a fuckign DOUCHE
Fr0Dough: watch your profamity
Thadrin46: Dave was just a dick
ladyjessica: like he should have gone though an appraisal part before the sale part.
drroxorphd: dave is quite annoying
BrowneePointz: he looked like James Hetfield right?
JaymicUnyielding: He was the worst but they were all rude
Jundinator: It was more like YUUUUUUUUUPPPPP
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Darryl was not too bad
BrowneePointz: just like middle aged pantera fan coded?
EvilBadman: Barry seemed like the most even keeled?
Thadrin46: Jarrod and Brandi were kinda annoying too.
ladyjessica: but whatever.
loufghyslaufey: LRR....!! Can be obnoxious too...
drroxorphd:
JDMan94: LMAO
drrek0: Trademarked "YUUUP!" which just screams obnoxious person
Strebenherz: Metallica, part of a balanced breakfast
JDMan94: Look, Lars can't be that many calories
loufghyslaufey: Graham?
drroxorphd: Harvester of Sorrow
ladyjessica: clip it
loufghyslaufey: Wheeler?
BrowneePointz: My mom loved that show, I just kinda remembered him and Douche in hat and glasses
TehAmelie: dang, that band has so much internal conflict
ChunkySurprises: one
loufghyslaufey: "Question mark"?
Tattybojangles69: Been there brother
ArdCollider: cute aggression for things that aren't cute
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: gobble my bones eh?
Vinewood_OG: The urge to bonk intensifies.
Bruceski: I have replied to "how much do you eat" with "how much do you weigh".
kynelwynn: so cute it triggers aggression
hypethos: those are bold words for someone in chomping distance
ArdCollider: vore-age cube with Benny Wheels
ContingentCat: we're not going to kinkshame
Jundinator: Is the BLEEP necessary?
Vinewood_OG: What's this show about?
BrowneePointz: ye the studies on Cuteness Aggression are WILD
TheRatKings: Drafting is like Jazz
WiJohn: I could just eat you (affectionate or thirsty or threatening)
kynelwynn: "I hope yuo fall off a seacliff"
loufghyslaufey: So ye "Arrr" drafting obnoxiously...??
HeliumBased: add lutri
TXC2:
and then there's me, who thinks cantrips are bad
ItsThugDimmadome: Is it Opt then Consider?
Krillin_fan: it's like poetry, it rhymes
BrowneePointz: Jatz
Vinewood_OG: Hot Jizz
Thadrin46: BENJAMIN. NO.
drroxorphd: faster, and more intense
loufghyslaufey: Screw thou answer! Teach me your journeys...!!
TheRatKings: That was RFK
Vinewood_OG: Whoops
doubleo21: I wanna be a Jizz Wailer
loufghyslaufey: Oh, whiff
Jundinator: In fairness, I don't think jizz had sexual connotations back then
Tattybojangles69: RFK if he made Star Wars
sentientwaffle_: Georgedan Peterson...
gibfrggg: The lack is banter is partially because of how bad many players are at being social
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: two Jordan Peters in a trench coat
loufghyslaufey: WHY!?
JinaMahavira: I love that every time Wheeler tries an impression, he just can't stop laughing
BrowneePointz: he has a false chords tightness to his voice
drroxorphd: turn 2 citadel?
BrowneePointz: the man who almost gave us Darth Ikky and Darth Insaneous
loufghyslaufey: Jordan is not a family-friendly mann...!!
loufghyslaufey: Wait, which "Jordan" again, Graham?
n3ther: yep
Vinewood_OG: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes hate Jordan Peterson
Tattybojangles69: Where does Tuxedo Mask factor in to this
Vinewood_OG:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: exactly
FinestOtter: K but you never explained how Jordan Peterson came up with Jizz music as a genre
TXC2: the truth of it though
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you have to saay "the dragon"
JDMan94: Impeccable bit
TehAmelie: you never know when Miss Piggy might decide to eat the smaller frog
BrowneePointz: but yea it's REALLY funny Disney went "NO IT'S JATZ NO" and everyone went "Nope"
BrowneePointz: Now*
public_key_reveal_party: I spaced out for like, 90 seconds and I can confirm your conversation went a bit far afield
maclaglen: Hey! We're the cantina band, and we're gonna play that one song again!
drroxorphd: go for the doomsday?
superdude097: G humming that tune from Star Wars reminded me that one of the pianists at my theatre college helped compose it.
TXC2: BrowneePointz Disney could say the sky is blue and people would say they don't get to deicide that
Mushbie: I really wish I could do a Kermit voice, but so far I can only do Yoda, and Arnold Schwarzenegger
BrowneePointz: my hot take, the scene is god awful but the actual Jedi Rocks song kinda slaps
ItsThugDimmadome: with hammers, you say
TXC2: Mushbie combine them: "Be back, I'll"
Micalovits: Time to die to bolt!
AugmentingPath: We might be able to win without violence here
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Mushbie:
@TXC2 thats a great idea. so far my favorite bit is singing Get Down on it by Kool & The Gang as Arnold
Jundinator: !card doomsday
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yellowsub177: GOD I love doomsday
TXC2: Mushbie amazing
TXC2:
n3ther: LOL
n3ther: amazing plan
Marvoleath:
Psychic Frog to the top, cast it, pass?
ladyjessica: cast doomsday, concede
TXC2: right chat I'm off
drroxorphd: ritual ritual cast jewel cast jace
yellowsub177: Gush, pass the turn, play jace, hope?
loufghyslaufey: So you're trying to crack the citadel while playing Jace?
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Wheeler
JinaMahavira: Bye TXC2!
xantos69: This is incredible! I had no idea the LRR folk were Cuban.
loufghyslaufey: Oh, its WAR Jace. Nevermind.
Mushbie: @TXC2 bye bye :3
public_key_reveal_party: This is why I play aggro and not combo
FurthestChunk: only one way to learn
ben_0x0A: tinker for the jewel, draw three and cast Jace with 0 cards?
yellowsub177: Just play jace and hope man, they either have or they dont
drroxorphd: w/o jewel you'll need another blue somehow
yellowsub177: Cabal, star, dark ritual, land land
yellowsub177: Just send it
FurthestChunk: is there a way to weave kitten in?
Scarbble: just give 'er, bud
malevolent884: dosnt jewel make 3 blue?
Micalovits: "it"
Krillin_fan: combo is for blockers?
xantos69: @yellowsub177 This is the correct attitude for magic.
offbeatwitch: fuckin' full send it
Tattybojangles69: Opponents gone to make tea
dolphgrim: **op has started making a delicious curry** got em
TheRatKings: I am confused as to why tinker on top, cast with life doesnt work to get the jewel and draw the last three cards?
dolphgrim: @Tattybojangles69 😮
Justinthomasmm: props to the opponent to not tilt conceding
drroxorphd: if you sac and twister you can get your moxes back
JollyGee29: @TheRatKings Doomsday puts us to 3
FurthestChunk: @TheRatKings Doomsday halves our life as part of resolution
loufghyslaufey: Chat just sounds somewhat delusional over Jewels at this time
TheRatKings: @FurthestChunk and thanks. forgor
loufghyslaufey: I wouldn't get it
Techmage12: cat and dark rit on top, play cat for 4, cast rit go to 1 blink the saphire. gust, blink saphire, petal, blink saphire, jace, win?
TehAmelie: you mentioned Lightning Bolt but how funny would it be if they killed us with Ancestral Recall?
Haroldholmes25:
FurthestChunk: the muscle relaxant...
Krillin_fan: "cast cat" is just a fun pair of words to say together
SaxPython: !chat
JinaMahavira: doomsday halves your life
Techmage12: sorry, i thought doomsday had resolved and hlved the life.
xantos69: I was told to never listen to Chat. But Chat told me that so...
dolphgrim: 🦐
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Techmage12: in this economy? chat?
xantos69: That is only 2 turns with Jace tho.
Micalovits: Now now G, we DID put ourself to 1
AugmentingPath: Yeah, Graham, that's what Doomsday does
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drexciya808: chatting?!
JollyGee29: Hey, usually when you spend 15 minutes Doomsdaying you lose!
Marvoleath: That sounds like a description of a Fantastic 4 cartoon episode
drexciya808: slammer
hypethos: we jsut have to set up another citadel stack
TheRatKings: The greatest theif in the multiverse
radioshackraider: How busted would an Oath of Druids but for Planeswalkers be?
drexciya808: seemsfineman
xantos69: you ever just run a cheeky fog?
dolphgrim: Nearly had em.
drexciya808:
dolphgrim: We humiliated them, which is the important part.
xantos69: Its awesome
FurthestChunk: Oh god he's doing it
Scarbble: a
luckyalien013: Tinker citadel Jace?
drexciya808: a
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: literally no way this could go wrong
dolphgrim: He's got em, chat
drexciya808: wheeler dojo
luckyalien013: Don't have the extra mana to seize though right
AugmentingPath: if we wait will we deck out?
Micalovits: But... If we wait, don't we lose to the draw
luckyalien013: If oppo sus
LaskoReadsComics: Why Jewel over Citadel?
Haroldholmes25:
drexciya808:
Micalovits: lul
TheRatKings: how are the vibes
xantos69: "oopsie"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
drroxorphd: wow
Haroldholmes25: gottem
n3ther: hahaha
Pywodwagon: LMAO
Krillin_fan: rofl
MrBibz: KARMA
luckyalien013: Omg
superdude097:
dravman:
public_key_reveal_party:
JinaMahavira:
TheRatKings: LAMO
JocelyneAnne:
drexciya808: bruh that sounds like “5D chess”
BlueElectivire: lmao
ladyjessica: amazing
kynelwynn: geeeeet dunked on
Scarbble: lmaoooooo
drroxorphd: Well played opponent
dolphgrim: Black lotus? Bad first pick. Everyone knows this
JocelyneAnne: GOT em
luckyalien013: Rekt
ladyjessica: magic: the gathering
Marvoleath: Something something blightsteel in 2026
n3ther: are we undercooked chat?
drexciya808: hahahha
MrBibz: "Sorry graham blightsteel doesnt win anymore"
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drexciya808: why
GreenyTea: get bonked
n3ther: beautiful
Scarbble: exquisite
drexciya808: breaking new ground for terrible
xantos69: I like their deck better. Not that it is better. I just like it
zelukester: god bless richard garfield
drexciya808: real
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
literally no way that could happen again
tehfewl: 1 good t1 deserves another
Micalovits: So rude of them killing us turn one, when we wanted to kill THEM turn two!
Strebenherz: Holy carp
public_key_reveal_party: Hot takes
FurthestChunk: you got hit by an act of god
FurthestChunk: returned to the wheel of samsara
drexciya808:
@FurthestChunk
FurthestChunk: you have the perfect excuse if things go wrong at least
FurthestChunk: too busy thinking about Canada
drexciya808: these draws, I believe
WiJohn: Musical guest Malcom
BrowneePointz: oh yea. we get next year's in universe sets at Amsterdam. I'm manifesting Alara so hard
BrowneePointz: *crosses fingers til they hurt*
drexciya808: real noice
Haroldholmes25: definitely naduing it
FurthestChunk: Oh they're so dead
drexciya808: clean machine
FurthestChunk: everybody, check your co detectors
drexciya808:
AugmentingPath: lOHHHrien revealed
BrowneePointz: Merry
BrowneePointz: I think merry was drawn with dark skin in that set
Tattybojangles69: Jermaine getting devious head
drexciya808:
drexciya808: hobbit boyband names
AugmentingPath: Oppo playing standard with expensive lands
tehfewl: tfw frog's online
30teracyte: need a swamp? how about two triple black spells
AugmentingPath: oppo is very good at standard
drexciya808: did a dmx bark
xantos69: Ah, la problema.
drexciya808:
Krillin_fan: they got that standard deck
JocelyneAnne: Going like every time I try to play combo lol
radioshackraider: It's terrifying that a Standard deck is viable in Vintage Cube
FurthestChunk: It's an admission of cowardice
drexciya808: ^
drexciya808: be bad!
JinaMahavira: HE laughes everytime
empyreon:
JinaMahavira: It's so good
Vinewood_OG: Uh huhhh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: carl saggin
AugmentingPath: Carl Sagan's on a lot of muscle relaxants
kynelwynn: Making this take too long to clip!
drexciya808: cursed
zelukester: excellent
Vinewood_OG: You must first invent the subreddit
BrowneePointz: Friend
Sibwow: uncle ben? that usually doesnt go very well
kynelwynn: You must first invent the tapping for mana mechanic
BrowneePointz: Spaceship of the Imagination?
Vinewood_OG: That joke sunk
LiveFaust: ^
Going_Medium: Wasn't it starship earth?
drexciya808: spaceship earth was inspired
TheMerricat: Spaceship of the imagination was the name.
drexciya808: lusitania lmaoo
munocard: This sure is an opening hand
JocelyneAnne: Or the Lusankya if you're into Star Wars themed strippers. It is a SUPER star destroyer.
kynelwynn: "Picture if you will" means you need to do your Rod Sterling Twilight Zone intro
drexciya808: asmr
flouncy_magooo: How about a stripper named Das Boot
BrowneePointz: it's just one of those days is another
RayFK: Picture This Graham.... picture this
munocard: bye Jitte!
drexciya808: @flouncy_magooo man i had 7 kids with him
munocard: or not?
yellowsub177: Opponent sideboarded into infect
munocard: We could Gush I guess?
drexciya808:
munocard: Now we're cooking
drexciya808: menamana
yellowsub177: Mana burn warning 🔥
munocard: ruh roh
drexciya808: true. badger ridic here
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munocard: lmao
FurthestChunk: so they get the jewel
drexciya808: edgelord
drexciya808: damn
drexciya808: gg
yellowsub177: How many lands you running?
drexciya808:
AugmentingPath: like $40
tehfewl: lmao good question
drexciya808: like half a box usd to get the chance
loufghyslaufey: 3 wins earns NOTHING now? On Arena?
BrowneePointz: as a Poor....jesus christ
tehfewl: Or Monica Rambeau
Pywodwagon: its a really exciting way to funnel boxes to pro players
dolphgrim: We never don't win!
drexciya808: er nm half a play box
loufghyslaufey: And you FLIPPED Them
drexciya808: whoa gamer wp
Sibwow: you just need to spike a nutso villains deck
loufghyslaufey: The Booster Boxes that is
couchboyj: Format is very color imbalanced and also very bomby, which means I also did not want to gamble with 8000 gems
drexciya808: ye
Haroldholmes25: username no good
Jethrain: Kenji's take on those events tends to be that they're just designed to drain gems
FurthestChunk: @Haroldholmes25 make my stomach hurt
drexciya808: @Jethrain seems on point
munocard: Yeah, limited GPs were the worst feeling when you get a bad pool.
Dr_fragenstien: I know draft leagues are good for not having to wait for your pods, but I do hate how you can just lose to someone who was in a stronger draft pool than you. Cube doesn't have this issue since everyone has very similar pools.
tehfewl: i enjoyed limited GPs
munocard: At least the GP still has side events.
munocard: I've never considered "no pants" that way, but I get it.
drexciya808: I play sealed when I get my paycheck so rose colored glasses for format -_-;;
drexciya808: nice!!
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how’s the cubing?
Pywodwagon: pickle posting peaking through
zelukester: what, you don't like kitten?
hd_dabnado: baleful strix gaming
drexciya808: seems awesome
yawgmothsbarginbin: I remember Ryan Renolds did an interview where he was talking about how where he's from Canadians don't always have accents, they just preface most things with "Aw fuck, bud."
drexciya808: sequins’d
yellowsub177: Solid send there bud
drexciya808: WP
Mr_Horrible: "Actually I'm fine big bro got iced"
munocard: wrong cat
Spacecarl: He didn't like that guy in particular
AugmentingPath: Narratively, his controller gets to decide whether or not the dead cat was his brother, I guess
drexciya808: what the
Plasterboard: That cat? I didn't know him.
radioshackraider: "My bro died, but I got this Ephemerate..."
couchboyj: That wasn't my brother! What do you MEAN all leonin look the same to you?
drexciya808:
Mr_Horrible: "How do we make this never ever bad ever?"
Strebenherz: It was Nermal, we don't have to flip
Dr_fragenstien: I miss cards with downsides
Micalovits: Does make reanimating your opponents ajani not terrible
Mr_Horrible: eye see what they did there
Dr_fragenstien: I liked making decisions
FurthestChunk: Portal!? Nah man
lordsoth2012: Cards with downsides? Not in 2026
drexciya808: cats already are really really really really really good
hd_dabnado: fuck you mox diamond
Mr_Horrible: also prevents them from getting the saddle
A_Dub888: is there a snorse that Bobs right?
hd_dabnado: snorse who bobs and weaves
dungeonmasteralek: what about duel Bob?
frozenphoenix7: Our citadel is in another castle
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, @LoadingReadyRun , what's on the docket for AFK this evening?
Mr_Horrible: I didn't realize Nat knew so many orcs
Mr_Horrible: but I guess she has connectioons
RayFK: It's Marathon
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
EvilBadman: Monikers/Flip 7/A third game
dagoth__ur_: nice take over
Juliamon: Reminder that we have !schedule
Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible well, she is into green guys
Juliamon: and !next
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath fair point, fair point
drexciya808: mormons walked into me watching this and i didnt know what to say
frozenphoenix7: I'm super excited for Judge's Tower on Friday
thedepthandbreadthofseth: just what?
public_key_reveal_party: Flip 7 and monikers are like, my platonic ideal of party games
drexciya808: valiant effort
tehfewl: my tiny game of choice is Bad Apples, great quick game you can teach people and just play
djalternative: just juan
Mr_Horrible: did they at least apologize?
asthanius: Mormon missionaries?
Foxmar320: hello Graham and Wheeler
SirRixy: Hello mr wheels and mr graham
djalternative: who's on afk then?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: seth-son loves flip 7. he busts every round until he burries us in one swell foop.
drexciya808: it was on my tv and I answered the door lol iono
Haroldholmes25: musical guest dale
dagoth__ur_: james needs to do more skyrim
shendaras:
Dale
xantos69:
50 Bits
superdude097: Damnation in the board!
EvilBadman: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Have you gotten the expansion/new version?
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:09:59.
Micalovits: Phyrexian arena technically
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @EvilBadman no, what's in the expansion?
drexciya808: did not mean anything profound
simic_dimir: happy Canada day folks
EvilBadman: @thedepthandbreadthofseth more action cards, and bigger score altering ones
Mr_Horrible: "Somehow, the nightmare returned"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: neat!
IzzySmash030: All the mana and yet nothing to do
IzzySmash030: nevermind hi Lutri
A_Dub888: portal from 2007s Orange Box?
Mr_Horrible: this is your brain... this is your brain on tinker...
drexciya808: slam!
bbblehh: What would the 2nd target for tinker be out of curiosity
Mr_Horrible: "Super shredder??? I'll take the soup, thanks!"
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A_Dub888: Two Touring
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, any chance I could request flip 7 goes first so seth-son can watch before bed?
Mr_Horrible: still or sparkling?
A_Dub888: Poggiffers! One Tinker if you would!
IzzySmash030: Sparkling Tinker is a yugioh ass name
drexciya808:
@asthanius 
glass of water with strangers trying to explain magic the gathering is my new favorite game
Mr_Horrible: when a competent redhead steals your discord kitten:
donezohhh: pickle???
Mr_Horrible: etb + the draw punish
drexciya808: oh man gg
prettydamngood: solid 0-3
Dr_fragenstien: do about that damnation
IzzySmash030: You're not meant to activate their bombs!
Dr_fragenstien: cantrips or tutors
jwholla: perfect timing for a new draft
drexciya808:
@A_Dub888
A_Dub888: @prettydamngood matches or drafts
Dr_fragenstien:
true
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that makes sense, just get the churn and consistency up
drexciya808:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that was a mulligan
IzzySmash030: Gas leak???
Micalovits: What first one? I only remember one draft
Shurtal: is this an under .500 kinda day?
CrossXhunteR: ben, don't sneeze
drexciya808:
dolphgrim: Win a match? Now /that's/ results oriented thinking. 🤔👎
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @CrossXhunteR I love that country song!
drexciya808: Ben get Fully Reclined bro
Micalovits: My allergies are two strong for you twitch chatter
drexciya808: glgl
IzzySmash030: If you win a match you will have won a match
Fanklok: Are ou both having a stroke?
ArdCollider: !clip
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: tinker, wheel the portal!
Shurtal: Peezy Jeezy?
draftsynthesis: what if we just draft boros
Shurtal: think he likes Beefy Jeefy?
drexciya808:
radioshackraider: Do we need to send someone around to actually check for a gas leak?
Krillin_fan:
Mentos really reaping the benefit of that commercial in 2026
EvilBadman:
@Shurtal That's not my name.
IzzySmash030: Fresh goes better
dolphgrim: god I miss the monoculture...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I was there. it's true.
drexciya808: do wahh
jwholla: why would you ever leave your house?
lightfut: I remember when jingles
Vinewood_OG: How-sess? What dat?
drexciya808:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wheeler, do you know the mentos slogan in German?
Shurtal: still thinking about the Scotts finding the cop slide and bagpiping down it
dagoth__ur_: the only thing thats going to make me watch the world cup is USA in the finals
IzzySmash030: So the monoculture was replaced with autism
Voidhawk42: Hi, I don't give a crap about football. I'm enjoying the city being quiet on a saturday because everyone is inside watching the ball move
Dr_fragenstien: also something universal that isn't terrible and depressing
dagoth__ur_: going boros?
CrossXhunteR: @dagoth__ur_ spiritually
dolphgrim: I remember my friends asking if I'd seen last night's episode of Friends. The answer was always 'no' but still... Everyone else said 'yes' and that was cool...
FurthestChunk: can we ban the first person who unironically says sportsball
chaostreader: the best part of the World Cup for me is that one commentator got introduced to vtubers through it and has now bought merch
A_Dub888: @RayFK gas leaks: Freshmaker
hypethos: @Dr_fragenstien also fatigue from getting told "this isn't normal and it's bad" for like a decade
public_key_reveal_party: I was actually talking about that a while ago with a friend and I showed them "Not on Twitter" as part of that conversation
iPsyop: oliphant though
Voidhawk42: FIFA needs to be tried at the Hague and I'm only 50% joking
Dr_fragenstien: ok yes fair
drexciya808: the economist just had a funny letter call on how to make soccer more interesting… my favorite is the goalie can only block with face
IzzySmash030:
@FurthestChunk sportsball
Micalovits: Or we could indicate something dumb
nan_de_mo_nai: oh. that's my comfort streamer drafting boros in vintage cube.
Driosenth: How often do you need to clean the nozzle of the Legion Extruder ?
FurthestChunk: @IzzySmash030 mods shave this user's left temple
Voidhawk42: @drexciya808 Rollerblades
Anubis169: Haircuts by appointment only
ChunkySurprises: figure?!
drexciya808: @Voidhawk42 Listening to
CrossXhunteR: no
Vinewood_OG: That's the only way I ever blocked
ArdCollider: saw a supercut of Erling Haaland stuff last night that has a shot like that
Micalovits: Current footballs you do NOT want in your face
IzzySmash030: I think they should run matches where its 50 kids vs 5 adults
ArdCollider: I'll send it over
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Could it be one of those yoga balls?
Micalovits: Those balls go fast
radioshackraider: Nah, we should be breaking goalies noses constantly
iPsyop: RIP abandoned air temple
drexciya808:
EvilBadman: Can I interest you in a mid-sized boros.
Voidhawk42: Wait wait wait
CrossXhunteR: show me screaming nemesis
FurthestChunk: Once again Wheeler has declared war on England by calling footie boring
dolphgrim: I am in a world cup city and they've cut the only viable train route in half for the "watch fest" 😥
thedepthandbreadthofseth: this a great start to jeskai mid.
Voidhawk42: Dear Doctor Graham, have you seen the perfect football Sketch "Scott Sterling"
Dr_fragenstien: I wish broadcasting rights to the olympics wasn't such ass because now I don't even know when it's happening because I can't watch it anyways
Strebenherz: Time to extrude the old clown extruder
IzzySmash030: WERE TRYING TO BE BETTER
YeetTheRich_: they're trying to make it more exiting by cramming more ads in to rage bait
thedepthandbreadthofseth: who are Wheeler's?
drexciya808: LOL
thedepthandbreadthofseth: people*?
Fanklok: White latino AND Irish? What don't you have going for you?
TheRatKings: i love mana tithe. but im a sicko
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drexciya808: @Voidhawk42 !
CrossXhunteR: makdee and itla
Haroldholmes25: makdee and itla?!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: goyf also a bomb
iPsyop: spider woman is lit
Dr_fragenstien: heavy is the hand that jacks the lumber
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: damn this deck cant jack it probably
IzzySmash030: @Dr_fragenstien Heavy and very sore
hd_dabnado: inti gaming
hd_dabnado: i like the world interpreter
IzzySmash030: Its one of the worst venom films (which is impressive considering they all suck)
hd_dabnado: word*
trainerthatroc: ivora, tersa, inti, phoenix, rootwalla isa cool discard shell
CrossXhunteR: aftermath analyst
Juliamon: IzzySmash030 you take that back
hd_dabnado: Intestinal Interpreter
Dr_fragenstien: I think it kinda works because it's interesting to have a creature in a faction that is all about carnage using it's expertise to analyze it instead of causing it
Voidhawk42: BATROC YES
Strebenherz: I'm sorry WHO?
ArdCollider: that's that guy Cap fights on the ship in Winter Soldier.
CrossXhunteR: he kicks
YeetTheRich_: holy shit glup shitto
hd_dabnado: who invited this bro
Haroldholmes25: we had first ftk yes
ArdCollider: but that's his comics outfit
SolarBlitz1: Carnage detective?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @CrossXhunteR that's good!
ArdCollider: which is extremely ridiculous
drexciya808:
Mr_Horrible: Batroc, Who Shows Gooch
IzzySmash030: @Juliamon Never!
Voidhawk42: I think you'll find the proper pronounciation is "Batroc ZE Leeper"
ghizmou: I like the emphasis on the crotch
Juliamon: >:(
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: literally no way that plan could go wrong
IzzySmash030: Ride ze Leeper?
Techmage12: disrespecting the Emperor there^^
loufghyslaufey: Yeah! Bet?
drexciya808:
@Micalovits eh it’s easier than eating floor in bball so i support it lol
Dr_fragenstien: oh that's a good read
hd_dabnado: Intestines Interpreter is that anything
nan_de_mo_nai: broadside or sneak attack
jwholla: woah do they call him Wheeler because he's good at getting cards to wheel?
Mr_Horrible: because they wanted something more "erudite" sounding for a detective set, presumably
Voidhawk42: Blood Taste Investigator
arcaedethefae: I always interpreted him as a viscera seer that looks at murder scenes
CrossXhunteR: can you say columbo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: no gumshoe? why???
iPsyop: honestly Carnage Interpretor kinda slaps though.
IzzySmash030: Persuasive Polyglot
Techmage12: I was very confused as Graham used the abreviation MKM, cause it has always been Cardmarket in my mind.
MrPipboy3000: How about Brother Seamus?
Micalovits: James would be proud of you for being mono red
CrossXhunteR: gumshoe is clown shoes
FurthestChunk: Gum doesn't exist on Ravnica I guess
nan_de_mo_nai:
that's my comfort streamer drafting RDW
loufghyslaufey: Or, Or? Dt. Dick Gumshoe...?
Strebenherz: If it helps G, I think the name works well
IzzySmash030: Carnage on The Scene Analyzer
drexciya808:
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I do like the juxtaposition of the words in the name
Mougg_: Does Ravnica have gum? It is a city plane, it would be everywhere on the sidewalks
loufghyslaufey: Command...??
Mr_Horrible: it's a little bit of fun mild whiplash
A_Dub888: @loufghyslaufey and now the Ace Attorney song is stuck in my head
Voidhawk42: Rakdos was told "the guilds are doing detectives this year, send us your best investigator" and he was "sure lol have this licky guy"
radioshackraider: Love me some Chromussy
IzzySmash030: @Mougg_ horrific image popped into my head of Jace chewing gum
jwholla: i heard wheeler wants to sign 5 dollar bills
thedepthandbreadthofseth: got that little known interpreter/library synergy going, I see.
hd_dabnado: im excited to see the star trek work you did
Techmage12: Mr. Wheeler, will you visit the Magicfest Amsterdam perchance?
Mr_Horrible: I do feel like that flavor text fits the art perfectly
drexciya808: mkm haters will never understand how much decoder ring fun one can have with those dice
CrossXhunteR: unsigned bills, got it
drexciya808: nice!!
CrossXhunteR: 50 large
Voidhawk42: @Mougg_ Luckily only IRL Earth has invented the scourge of gum. The rest of the multiverse has us quarantined because of it.
A_Dub888: understood, will send unmarked bills
Fanklok: Should the serial numbers also not be consecutive?
loufghyslaufey: Lmao! Wut.
Juliamon: unsigned, unmarked, non-consequential
thedepthandbreadthofseth: star trek is all 5 epochs or whatever, right?
n3ther: people are so paranoid lol but fair
IzzySmash030: Wheeler brand workers scrip???
Juliamon: *sequential
loufghyslaufey: Ahat
Driosenth: Williams cannot be marked
Micalovits: Well, sad to hear that Wheeler isn't going to magic con amsterdam
Juliamon: lmao my brain combined "sequential" and "consecutive" and created the opposite
CrossXhunteR: i like the good creatures you have drafted
loufghyslaufey: What do you MEAN they almost didn't take them!?
drexciya808:
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon honestly it worked with the bit
Fanklok: Graham and kathleen both at the same magic con???
frameshifty: can you guys get them to push it back a few weeks, I'll be in belgium in august and that would work better for me kthx
Fanklok: oh
TheRatKings: valid
Fanklok: I thought it was a watching the kiddo thing
Micalovits:
Nah, you can trash the us some more 
- A Dane
jellyfish0413: airport security won't let him on the plane with all the signed $5 bills
Juliamon: AYY
loufghyslaufey: People practically scribble anything on petty cash....!!
trainerthatroc: holy
iPsyop: so Kathleen definitely won't be in atlanta lol.
reindeering: never doubt
n3ther: calculated
drexciya808: wheeler comes in with so many gels..tracks
jwholla: how did he know
CrossXhunteR: they call him the best to ever do it
Mr_Horrible: feels kind of appropriate for sneak attack to show up like that
DarthRagnar815:
hd_dabnado: there was a badlands earlier who knows
Techmage12: Will your daughter make another underhanded comment on a major city landmark? who knows! I still remember this from Barcelona a few years ago.
superdude097:
Was at a restaurant the other night that served very old, fine wine. It was very weird though; instead of having bottles of wine, the wine was stored in square kegs with taps. Still, I ordered a glass of their finest, and to my surprise it was served in a pint glass! Call that a Vintage Cube Draft. 
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Mougg_: Graham, does your interest in Olympic iconography also apply to World Cup?
iPsyop: there was a badlands in this pack
SolarBlitz1: There was a badlands in the packs to hopefully wheel
loufghyslaufey: Well, I kind of did bet against breach
thedepthandbreadthofseth: this deck needs treasure?
EvilBadman: "Barfaloma" I think
YeetTheRich_: oof
loufghyslaufey: !card through the breach
LRRbot: Through the Breach [4R] | Instant — Arcane | You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice that creature at the beginning of the next end step. / Splice onto Arcane {2}{R}{R}
EvilBadman: I am kidding
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
Techmage12: She said something about the Architect being buried in Sagrada Familia. "Why didn't they finish it faster?"
jwholla: booo
n3ther: that is the right conclusion
IzzySmash030: Nah thats a banger
Mr_Horrible: he just made diamond, Wheeler, don't do this
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ArdCollider: (starts singing various RTJ songs with "run the gooch")
jwholla: batroc is the centerpiece of the deck
Mr_Horrible: kid's got a point
IzzySmash030: If batroc does a single thing I will be incredibly surprised
dagoth__ur_: no twist?
loufghyslaufey: So do people actually pay breach's mana cost or do they sneak in an arcane to splice it into?
Techmage12: Kathlene told me in person while we chatted i think.
Mr_Horrible: does being a 2/2 for 2 count as "a single thing"?
jwholla: batroc pitches to pyrokinesis
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think it took the normal amount of time a cathedral takes.
Pywodwagon: and I think it can go face
public_key_reveal_party: Penelope can ask why something wasn't finished faster, she is now qualified to be a manager
Voidhawk42: Batroc is a FTK that scales
YeetTheRich_: i rember one of the vlogs being called "barcelona must be bombed"
nan_de_mo_nai: "Georges Batroc, nicknamed "the Leaper", is a flamboyant villian for hire and a master of the French martial art savate. Batroc fought in the French Foreign Legion before turning to crime, becoming a prominient smuggler."
CrossXhunteR: we have pyrogoyf
IzzySmash030: @nan_de_mo_nai "yeah make him do lightning bolt idk"
Mr_Horrible: "French martial art" is sure a term
Tattybojangles69: Sabat bien merci beaucoup
SolarBlitz1: Ah the Wrestling thing of "No closed fists" but uppercutting someone with your bicep is fine
IzzySmash030: @SolarBlitz1 JJBA
Techmage12: Wheeler any need for a german card i could deliver to Amsterdam?
Voidhawk42: People rag on the British Empire alot, but forget that the French were our only proper rivals for centuries. The foreign legion is not to be f'd with
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hd_dabnado: i dont like thinking about blood
Mr_Horrible: are you donating your own or someone else's, Wheeler?
n3ther: how dare you be British
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've always admired that about Wheeler. SOOO much blood.
tehfewl: they were worried about mad cow
CrossXhunteR: is that like the milk
drexciya808: blood tokens still feel weird lol
n3ther: the gayest of blood
drexciya808: british blood lmao
dagoth__ur_: where did you get it?
Micalovits: #Value
IzzySmash030: @hd_dabnado God I hope nobody ever tells you what veins are about
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wow!
drexciya808: homo blood
drexciya808: lol
Mr_Horrible: luckily Wheeler is *great* at vintage, so his blood is primo
IzzySmash030: Mad Cow is zoonotic??
n3ther: no but it's funnier to think it's because you've associated with the British
IzzySmash030: hold on
offbeatwitch: we're all quite mad
frozenphoenix7: The Fun Ring as the kids call it I think
Dr_fragenstien: i am so out of the loop why would they ask that
Bearudite: I am still not due to different more silly reasons
CrossXhunteR: !card ivora, insatiable heir
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yup!
dagoth__ur_: too many fluids
ArdCollider: blood transfusion is super-efficient at transmitting prion diseases.
n3ther: he got better
EvilBadman: donate ur blud graham
drexciya808: writing from a hospital, it’s pretty funny how many chuds’ lives have been saved by homo blood
ArdCollider: and mad cow/ vCJD is a prion disease. misfolded proteins.
drexciya808:
IzzySmash030: @ArdCollider Apparently it can spread to humans but it results in a different condition
Dr_fragenstien: @ArdCollider ok that makes sense, but only because I happened to be looking up prions recently and learned that it was an epidemic in england
drexciya808: lmaoo
ArdCollider: in the US you need to be careful about deer with wasting diseases.
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler to become the first twitch streamer indicted for blood doping during Vintage Cube
radioshackraider: Wheeler has reinvented bloodletting as a health fad
IzzySmash030: It was genuinely horrifying in england, just piles and piles of burning cow corpses
ghizmou: it s the best way to get rid of your heavy metals
Mr_Horrible: surely she's satiable by now, right?
drexciya808: seemsfinebro
EvilBadman: the blood what with the ghosts in it
TheMandrew: is that what that Taylor Swift song is about?
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Micalovits: I mean, donating blood IS good for your health
Pywodwagon: what were your humors like
Techmage12: @IzzySmash030 but that's the most save way to dispose of them. They are already dead, no animal crimes going on here^^
IzzySmash030: Yeah I've got dope blood bra
drexciya808:
Mr_Horrible: right???
Mr_Horrible: it sounds like mad science
dagoth__ur_: yup
ArdCollider: "...smoke it?" (graham holds up a bag of weed blood)
Voidhawk42: Put mnore blood in your blood so you have more blood fper blood
drexciya808:
IzzySmash030: @Techmage12 Oh for sure but it looked real apocalyptic
Strebenherz: WHY
thraximore:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah more cellss
CrossXhunteR: oh, overclocking
thraximore: what does that... do?
IanAllenBird: I make my own extra blood without the help
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: carrys more oxygen
ArdCollider: @Strebenherz oxygen transport capacity
radioshackraider: That's so stupid
Strebenherz: It seems like it'd be easier to JUST GET HIGH
dreezebreeze: recreational dialysis?
Bearudite: more blood to carry oxygen
BlueElectivire: high blood pressure speedrun any%?
Oxdans: more red blood cells means more oxigen
Techmage12: makes human go faster
rosesmcgee: It helps you cheat
drexciya808:
dagoth__ur_: i'd like to inject 1 weed please
Dr_fragenstien: it also probably dramatically increases your blood pressure
RustZenith: Blood Doping, the newest teenager Tiktok fad.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it increases aroebic capacity.
fjordsword: Yo dog, I heard you like blood in your blood...
brainbosh: More like Bloodmaxxing
frameshifty: i do think they usually filter out some plasma so you're mostly putting back in red blood cells
Mr_Horrible:
it means you can cast more spells that spend life instead of mana 
thraximore: no way
couchboyj: Xibit, about the pimp the ride of a vampire "Yo dawg..."
ArdCollider: packed RBCs work for so many things!
IzzySmash030: My heart may have exploded but I am REAL fast
Half_Dupl3x: severely increases the likelihood of clots and stroke too
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: It can make your blood thicker
rosesmcgee: I was taking performance enhancing blood
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hd_dabnado: Exribbeting
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: becausse of more red cellss
jwholla: will our heroes win a match?
TheMerricat: It increases the chance of stroke, heart attacks, and blood clots due to the fact you've got way more blood cells in you than you should.
drexciya808:
drexciya808:
radioshackraider: They should give Xzibit a medical procedural show
Dog_of_Myth: ayo
IzzySmash030: boooooooooooo
Mr_Horrible: "I flashback Croaking Counterpart, targeting Xzibit, Recursive Rapper"
FurthestChunk: +2
thraximore: but WHY DO IT
Bearudite: stores blood in the balls
Tattybojangles69: All the excess blood gotta go somewhere
thraximore: that's what I'm not getting
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: priapism city
Joalni: It's a race of inches, Wheeler.
drexciya808: tell me about your stroking
IzzySmash030: He's got a third leg! thats cheating!
red_shoes_jeff: But you VAN do the pole-vault!
Fanklok: Blood IS storedin the Baals
FurthestChunk: actually y'know what +4
drexciya808: lmao
dagoth__ur_: they gotta take blood out so i can swim faster
Strebenherz: Well yeah, you've gotta have a counterbalance
TehAmelie: do you think eXistenZ is Xzibit's favorite movie?
frameshifty: @thraximore more rbs = more oxygen taken up and carried to muscles
red_shoes_jeff: *can
TheMerricat: @thraximore By having more red blood cells you have the ability to transport oxygen within your body far far better which increases your athletic ability.
thraximore: ok but does it actually
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what a coincidence, "They put too much blood in my penis and now I can't do the hundred meter dash" is one of my favourite animes
drexciya808:
Tattybojangles69: Swell up like Violet Beauregard
FurthestChunk: Oh right, Magic the Gathering
KeytarCat: Joke's on you, I'm always bloated!
ChunkySurprises: The teacher tells you to go upfront but you've been blood doping and can't get it down
drexciya808:
hd_dabnado: love the phoenix
IzzySmash030: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether with the "in another world" prefix its perfect
hd_dabnado: peak design
Fanklok: "Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
drexciya808: mh3 sympathizers rise up
jwholla: on the board
wedge_x: it's like training at high altitude without the altitude
dagoth__ur_: lets go big red
Dog_of_Myth:
Dr_fragenstien: mono red blood cells
Micalovits: So... you won while under the influence of doping?
IzzySmash030: Well now you have to talk about it every match
drexciya808: yeee
drexciya808: lmaoo
wedge_x: 'accidentally'
Fanklok: Crapshot?
dagoth__ur_: can you not run hard?
drexciya808: hahahahahhaha
ArdCollider: and they're afraid to check your genitals, too, so you don't get got.
math_nerdette: If you blood dope then try to run the 100 M dash... that is actually a 3 legged race.
rosesmcgee: Is that what happened to the high jump guy?
public_key_reveal_party: It's like rain on your wedding day
IzzySmash030: "Good day to run hard"
TheMerricat: @dagoth__ur_ You'd be off balance my friend.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, that's also a treatment for erectile dysfunction.
YeetTheRich_: you win in a photo finish because of your giant erection
dagoth__ur_: i have silk shorts
TheRatKings: Im turned on by being pursued
AlnessVT: You can but it throws off your gait
tehfewl: more often that you would think
drexciya808: yusss
hd_dabnado: running while hard is giving peak 10th grade gym class
wedge_x: jokes on you I'm into that shit
Dog_of_Myth:
jollyenby: Disqualified for running with a 3rd leg is this anything
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
IzzySmash030: New dumb health craze, erect jogging
dagoth__ur_:
ghizmou: it s definitely more wind drag
Bearudite: what if you twisted the boner like a balloon animal so you can untwist it to get an on deman burst of speed from the extra blood?
socks___________: youre harder than you think!
Tattybojangles69: You don't run erect?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: goddamnt
TheMerricat:
So about that gas leak... did you ever call the gas company?
30teracyte: Canada day humour
CrossXhunteR: is that a pastry
drexciya808: alternative aetherdrift i can hang
ArdCollider: @IzzySmash030 people tie bags of milk to it to make butter
ChunkySurprises: there's a reason that logo is red
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ghizmou youre not running sideways.
Dog_of_Myth: So many gas leaks today
FurthestChunk: @Bearudite excuse me, what the fuck
TheRatKings: if anything the boner breaks the wind for you
Fanklok: So apparently July is lust month
The_Lesser_Gatsby: I think you just shouldn't run the relay with an erection
wedge_x: google 'aerospike'
Voidhawk42: There should be a new olympic race of "400 meters after taking 3 viagra"
hd_dabnado: only 30 bucks?
drexciya808: @The_Lesser_Gatsby lmao
hd_dabnado: ah i see
ghizmou: you think LESS wind drag ?
ArdCollider: same as in town?
radioshackraider: Turns out Wheeler's rates are quite affordable
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wheeler he didnt say COMPilation
IzzySmash030: That might be worse depending
Bearudite: ah yea the canadian peso strikes again
couchboyj: That was the control set, so we have something to compare the wind tunnel data to
doubleo21: Trying to do hurdles but my blood dope boner keeps getting in the way
drexciya808: graham recruits like the space marines
tehfewl: spooky skeleton
IzzySmash030: If space marines got hard their armour would explode
Voidhawk42: What's the over-under on never activating Sneak Attack this draft
hd_dabnado: oh yeah the focus M meme
drexciya808:
EvilBadman: @Voidhawk42 1
IzzySmash030: Master duel tutorials
Fanklok: Use your Tarfire to kill their Tarmogoyf
drexciya808: ded
Techmage12: @IzzySmash030 can they though? I think their bodies might be engineered to just not reroute blood to their penis. Oh wait, the book do say that they can get an erection.
Tattybojangles69: Can we get Rhea Seehorn back to do magic tutorial voiceovers
Bearudite: "consider touching some grass"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
we covered this on Friday
drexciya808: these poor planets
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Bearudite a peso, or "peso de ocho" is actually one eighth of the standard silver coin mined in from the mines of Joachimsthaler, or a "daller"
Micalovits: Lets go mana tithe!
Micalovits: Awww
Pywodwagon: penelope suing for emancipation on the grounds of neither parent understanding arena of glory
Dog_of_Myth: Rude
IzzySmash030: @Techmage12 Its incredibly necessary for the lore for me to know Horus can get it up
Bearudite: @thedepthandbreadthofseth sounds about right for how bad the exchange rate gets sometimes lol
drexciya808:
Justinthomasmm: wheeler and Graham bits are my fave
Pheonix888: Cut to dr with clipboard asking if you injured your ***** recently.
drexciya808:
JDMan94: "Your honor... Magic the Gathering." "GUILTY."
Tattybojangles69: The Odyssey but Odysseus has to go the long way home to walk off his boner is this anything
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Bearudite they'd literally cut them in eight pieces.
Micalovits: Uhhh
Techmage12: @IzzySmash030 fulgrim or one of his close commanders had a flick with an actress/singer early on before Istvaan
drexciya808: lookin good
Micalovits: I'll uhh you when I want!
Micalovits: Uhhhh!
IzzySmash030: Pee?
Dr_fragenstien: blood? gross.
EvilBadman: ,,,Jizz music?
drexciya808: beh
jellyfish0413: erm, actua- *USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST*
iPsyop: we haven't seen sneak attack once in this sneak attack deck lol..
drexciya808: hahahahha
lordsoth2012: Shredded Magic cards
FurthestChunk: This man might have blood in his muscle relaxant stream
Fanklok: Sneak Attack isn't real
dolphgrim: Watch out. He's at 120% blood today...
Justinthomasmm: as someone who had to take medical grade muscle relaxants while shooting a wedding abroad, wheeler is doing great.
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EvilBadman: Pride month over, sorry for your draws
sentientwaffle_: @dolphgrim he's blood doping?
Bearudite: how could god mistreat you in such a way on this glorious Canada day
Fanklok: Professional gift sub dodger
thedepthandbreadthofseth: demonstrably, yes
drexciya808: God def loves LRR. love y’all in the most syrupy way
Simonark: As part of Benjamin Wheeler’s avowed mission to undergo a different Batman villain origin every Canada day, it’s not blood at all. Also, shapeshifting powers!
Fanklok: So which sin does July cover?
TheMikeRobles: @Fanklok Imma guess Gluttony cause of all the hot dogs eatin
IzzySmash030: Gods syrupy love is an amazing jazz song
sentientwaffle_: @Fanklok disabled pride, actually! It's cool!
IanAllenBird: july is disability pride
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radioshackraider: So what months are the other 5 sins?
Micalovits: @Fanklok Nope
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Simonark clay face?
Bearudite: the real tragedy is we have to put away "you do this to me? during PRIDE?"
drexciya808:
dolphgrim: Ah! I know the guys of wrath...
IzzySmash030: Ah yes the sin of disability, not very woke god
Fanklok: @IzzySmash030 +2
General_Pants: I wish I could have a rainbow picture the whole year but the police will come to my house if I didnt change it today
drexciya808:
Voidhawk42: I am unsure if the council of gays will take that deal
Gekyouryuu: February?
lordsoth2012: January
TheMikeRobles: Smarch
public_key_reveal_party: February is the shortest
MrPipboy3000: February ... its the short one
tehfewl: november, the thursday of months
FurthestChunk: Screamer? Nah man I don't want no screamer
superdude097: @tehfewl Why is this so true?
QuixoticScrivener: I'm fighting until we get a month with 31 days.
drexciya808: i mean let’s take this out of gayness… if i could listen more than talk for a fraction of the year..
IzzySmash030: Lust month
thraximore: !card batroc
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drexciya808: sweet
drexciya808: gg
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: we leaapin?
infinity_225: Us bisexuals can commit as much crime as we want, except on Bisexuality Visibility Day. Otherwise we’re completely unseen.
Voidhawk42: Get the mind twist in
Fanklok: The bisexual panopticon
Justinthomasmm: how’d Graham know that’s exactly what happens
IzzySmash030: The only day were allowed to wear out contacts
KaleidoscopeMind: that's exactly what it's like
iPsyop: emrakul AND sneak in the opener, LFG
drexciya808: @infinity_225 i had kids with her lol
IzzySmash030: our*
Micalovits: There are dozens of us! Dozens!
drexciya808:
projected onto the clouds
Gekyouryuu: oh, yeah, G, how nice* is it to have one of the big stories for Checkpoint (Playstation ending physical disc produtcion) drop with enough time to actually write a story about it?
IzzySmash030: @Gekyouryuu What.
offbeatwitch: inti's such a cool card
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu They ALREADY walked it back
IzzySmash030: THEY. WHAT.
Gekyouryuu: @IzzySmash030 yeah, they're ending physical production in 2028
TheMikeRobles: I like this framing of Graham slowly sinking down out of frame
Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon they did? rad
TheRatKings: did this opponent have hymn
ContingentCat: With bisexual lighting
Juliamon: like the entire internet was [Everybody disliked that.]
IzzySmash030: Bisexual fighting
drexciya808: being attracted to the concept liliana is the human condition
drexciya808: wp
Bearudite: callbacks
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: we love callbacks
Justinthomasmm: god I love these streams
Bearudite: callbackshots
Justinthomasmm: JORKED RABBIT
IzzySmash030: One man 10 Needles
drexciya808:
Tattybojangles69: The red zone aka the room I keep my blood jar
drexciya808: YUSSSSS WHUTUP HOUSTON
nevyn666: always end on a win
reindeering: dont piss blood
Pywodwagon: gotta piss all the extra blood out
Micalovits: Thanks for the stream friends!
FurthestChunk: Gotta get that extra blood out
IanAllenBird: o7
Mai_Andra: Make Way For Piss
Pywodwagon: @FurthestChunk gdi
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: MORE CUBE
BlueElectivire: o/
IzzySmash030: Stop air handing graham
drexciya808: TY
CrossXhunteR: huh
draftsynthesis: yeah!
iPsyop:
not me 
RustZenith: Ask Wheeler about all his plugs
IzzySmash030: @RustZenith Not all of them.
drexciya808:
ThorSokar: I'll have you know I'm a degenerate not a freak thank you very much!
drexciya808:
Flyingdelorion: Thanks for this awesome unhinged episode of LRRMTG. the stream that started my love for you! X
iPsyop:
drexciya808: i’m sure we learned something
drexciya808:
hd_dabnado:
IzzySmash030: big piss, bye bye!
Dr_fragenstien: bye!
Fanklok: Crossing the streams alone boys?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: we learned about blood doping
IzzySmash030: MONIKERS!!!
drexciya808: hahahahaha
Dr_fragenstien: those red blood cells will become bilirubin which is excreted a different way
IzzySmash030: Who's in for afk?
CrossXhunteR: judges tower?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Judges tower?!?!
A_Dub888: Ian’s going to show us his shaft?
Dr_fragenstien: ooh~
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh we eatin
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@Dr_fragenstien oh...how's that exactly
drexciya808: oh let’s go ian
LordSaphni: So exited for more Judges Tower
drexciya808:
Gekyouryuu: hooray, roundup time
ContingentCat: So Beej can really go off, can't wait
Micalovits: He usually does fill the whole thing
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: with blood?
RustZenith: @A_Dub888 and his ramrod if we are lucky
CrossXhunteR: i am a chit chaff fan
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh hell yeah chit chaff
drexciya808:
we wait evermore for his consummation of sonic’s 30
public_key_reveal_party: Crack a packathon
CrossXhunteR: open 18 foundations starter kits
IzzySmash030: tata
TehAmelie: byeee
ContingentCat:
thanks lads
IzzySmash030: his blood!
ThorSokar: good luck with all that blood!
drexciya808: awesome stream ty
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Monikers, Flip 7 & Just One) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (51m from now).
Metric_Furlong: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
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