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hd_dabnado: played my first Judge's Tower at Shoebox this spring, it was fun but my brain was already at 90% utilization so it hurt
Juliamon:
Astrovore: here we gooooooo
Hadouken_lol_catz: judge tower time who is ready for some pedantry
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc:
Sorator13: I'm excited!
v_vigil: YOOOOO JUDGES TOWERRR
flyman347: omg judges tower
kumatsu:
GRVs for EVERYONE!
Mangledpixel: time for some l a y e r s
Sorator13: why is twitch telling me about weekly rewards...
Sorator13: I did not sign up for the twitch battle pass
Juliamon: REMINDER: no calling out mistakes in chat, it's up to the players to catch each other's fuckups
thraximore: got it
kumatsu: @Sorator13 they continue trying to gameify the viewing experience, but they are Juiceless
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thraximore: surely chat will behave
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Juliamon: Twitch is grumpy that people were turning off the last feature so they don't seem to have included that option this time
TheMerricat: @Juliamon Like I have noticing a mistake that they made. :,D
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codatski: No worries here, I'm not good enough at the rules to know when something was screwed up
ladyjessica: yay judges tower!
BraveOthello: Yay for nonsense cards in a giant pile!
Dog_of_Myth: I'm just waiting for the inevitable gas leak.
Ashimablackraven: What is judges tower?
thraximore: it's a tower you judge
kumatsu: @Ashimablackraven a wacky way to play Magic that they'll explain shortly
ladyjessica: an experiment in magic rules knowledge
thraximore: competitive pedantry
ladyjessica: exercise works better than experiment.
bytecaster: @Ashimablackraven It's a game where you have to take all of the actions as soon as possible without making any rules mistakes, first to a rules mistake looses the round
Juliamon: Short answer is extreme rules lawyering with a single deck. They'll explain better when they start.
Sorator13: @Ashimablackraven Essentially, a format with a bunch of cards with complex rules interactions, and the first person to be caught making a mistake loses
KeytarCat: Infinite resources, you must take any possible action, if you miss one you're out
BraveOthello: All players share a deck. Infinite mana. If you can do a thing, you must. The first person to commit a rules infraction loses
e_bloc: @Dog_of_Myth the portion of the dark tower series that takes place on Ravnica in the Azorious guild
bytecaster: I think we covered all of the angles chat!
ladyjessica: yup
Sorator13: notably, it's *not* the first to make a mistake that loses. It's the first to be *caught* making a mistake.
IbunWest: People always ask what is judge’s tower. But nobody ever asks why is judges tower
bytecaster: If nobody notices your mistake, did it really happen?
KeytarCat: We're all very helpful, but always to different people!
BraveOthello: @IbunWest Boredom
e_bloc: I mean people ask why is judges tower all the time
DarkWingedAngel: how is judges tower
bytecaster: when is judges tower
Gekyouryuu: @IbunWest that's because the why is self evident. judges get bored and need enrichment. that's how we got EDH > Commander
flatluigi:
ladyjessica: where is judges tower? in the balls?
BraveOthello: @DarkWingedAngel Not well
e_bloc: is judge's tower?
spawnofhastur: nice owl
Decaped: No Alex to bully this time.
bytecaster: me?
spawnofhastur: is that hootie?
Sorator13: me?!?
e_bloc: I think in Judges Tower, you cannot legally call them a table friend
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bytecaster: @e_bloc table adversary
sentientwaffle_: @e_bloc the table fiend!
johnnylongtorso: @spawnofhastur might be a reference to Judge's Familiar?
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bytecaster: No Lotus in this deck?
KeytarCat: or table foe
gibbousm: !decklist
e_bloc: but not so cheap to not use the best sleeves
Hadouken_lol_catz:
Dog_of_Myth: "New"
bytecaster: New thing?
Juliamon: Paul hasn't forwarded the deck yet, sorry
MrPipboy3000: New?
e_bloc: order I received this week was a kingdom of cards
BraveOthello: Yes, so new for Wheeler to bait chat
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bytecaster: At least Adam will always be nice to us, now that Wheeler antagonizes us
Pywodwagon: pokemon brand sleeves
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Juliamon: You should be allowed to say "Professional Ultra"
AboveGolf: Is there like a list for Judge's Tower. Or do you just make a big pile of cards.
Dog_of_Myth:
@Juliamon 
IanAllenBird: rip
Sorator13: A big judge's tower, like the big jenga towers
ladyjessica: fired on the spot.
e_bloc: who judges the judges tower
Juliamon: AboveGolf There are lists, the pile usually is designed for maximum rules interactions
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ladyjessica: into the sun
Gekyouryuu: it crushed Alex to death? sounds like a Judge's Ow-er
thraximore:
IbunWest: We have the tower. We have the judges.
Diabore: i see a bell, i guess thats for when someone wants to make a challenge
Sorator13: !paullove
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gsyhiap: Poor Paul
Sorator13: @Diabore notably, only within reach of wheeler
definenull: The gas leak has begun early
IbunWest: SOLD
nyc_mtg: oh hellllll yeah
Kentosaurus: that's satifsying
Dog_of_Myth: ooo good bell
AboveGolf: @juliamon Oh thanks!
e_bloc: cast brainstorm and the game ends
Gekyouryuu: a summary of Judge's Tower: that one Futurama gag "You are technically correct. the BEST kind of correct."
Hadouken_lol_catz: how many false acusations do you get?
Sorator13: oh, I like the small one
aug_med: OBJECTION!!!
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IbunWest: @Hadouken_lol_catz if you get a call wrong i believe you are out
DarkWingedAngel: we must be as autistic as possible
Juliamon: A false accusation is an infraction
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flatluigi: we're bottoming this stream
exeJayce: @DarkWingedAngel can I donate my ASD to LRR today for consumption? I'm so tired LOL
nyc_mtg: its july we do bottom to top now
Sorator13: incredible pronunciation of "sorry", Nelly
Juliamon: Because chat is not one of the players, they cannot call out mistakes.
thraximore: 🤐
Kentosaurus: Chat Tower
Sorator13: I mean, I think it can be fun to talk about it *after* the game... but fair
e_bloc: yeah its not fair if chat catches someone, we're all level seven uber-judges
letsbelgo: our better game
TheMerricat: So rules question, can you be killed by the actual spells or is it only being caught breaking the rules?
letsbelgo: @TheMerricat just rules
gsyhiap: But if one of us makes a wrong call, all of chat is out.
letsbelgo: no life
kumatsu: Mood
adurnafricai: ooh, is our game tik tak toe? C:
draftsynthesis: I will simply keep my pedantry to myself for once
Juliamon: TheMerricat I guess it depends on how many cards there are in the deck with "lose the game" on them
Sorator13: @TheMerricat The latter. You have infinite life, etc.
bytecaster: Where are the official rules?!?!?
thraximore: One With Nothing would be funny
exeJayce: house rules? more like uno
Hadouken_lol_catz: what number do you have to pick for x seplls?
bytecaster: z z z
ContingentCat: So this is why Beej level 10 superjudge isn't here, too uneven
DarkWingedAngel: byebye
gsyhiap:
Dog_of_Myth: zzzz
Juliamon: Enjoy your nap friends
letsbelgo: Wheeler smells
nyc_mtg: are hands revealed to call out timing infractions?
Diabore: im surprised wizards hasnt released a judge tower secret lair or something
e_bloc: it is RELet them figure it out their damn selves
AugmentingPath:
oh boy, I'm going to call out so many mistakes now 
IbunWest:
DarkMeos:
who is the 4th? chat? 
Micalovits: But how will they see us flame them for making mistakes?
LoadingReadyRun:
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BraveOthello: Now only Paul knows what we say about them!
Dog_of_Myth: Paul would never leave us.
exeJayce: Paul sees all
Mindfire13: Strip Judge's Tower seems like something you'd need to do on another streaming site.
Juliamon: Funny idea: a public gdoc where chat records every mistake that goes uncaught
dolphgrim: Hi Paul! You're the best lrr member. Don't tell the others! 🤫
exeJayce: omg
TheBorzoi: When I play this, we play with our hands open to everyone.
e_bloc: leyline of anticipation is hard hard mode right
luckyalien013: "I'm sorry what did you say? I can't understand you". ~ guy judging tower
DarkWingedAngel: @Juliamon that sounds like a nightmare
Strebenherz: Heya Paul. Thank you for what you do.
Hadouken_lol_catz: can you hold priority?
Micalovits: Not only can you, you have to at times
LRRbot: Countermand [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller mills four cards.
LRRbot: Controvert [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Recover {2}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Taurean Mauler [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
citizen_pain: Does graveyard order need to be preserved?
Pywodwagon: oh my god recover
Fruan: @citizen_pain 100%
Juliamon: Good start everyone
definenull: Oh we're playing with gy order matters rules
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFT
Micalovits: But is this a Serge mistake or a Nelson mistake?
Strebenherz: "Death before saying wheeler's right" or something
exeJayce: Paul question: is the overlay intentionally showing two Nelsons and Wheeler as Serge
GrathXVI: Yes
A_Dub888: Hello friends, howers the tower?
NotEvenDavid: 2 nellys and a wheeler? what a treat!
flatluigi: @A_Dub888 this is the first turn and nelly's already dead
e_bloc: third wheeler
ElektroTal: controvert is such a low blow, lol
BITs19_: famously proven to be unsolvable
LRRbot: Avalanche Riders [3R] | Creature — Human Nomad [2/2] | Haste / Echo {3}{R} / When this creature enters, destroy target land.
Strebenherz: I have to wonder if judges tower has been a hobby of practicing lawyers
thraximore: lmao
A_Dub888: @flatluigi NANI??
kumatsu: at least they aren't doing explicit priority passes
thraximore: that's a great card
e_bloc: is echo mandatory
LRRbot: Mind Raker [3B] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/3] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
kumatsu: @e_bloc yes
e_bloc: @kumatsu ty
kumatsu: well, acknowledging it is
LRRbot: Drastic Revelation [2UBR] | Sorcery | Discard your hand. Draw seven cards, then discard three cards at random.
definenull: Oh no
Micalovits: Oh no
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Diabore: lucky for wheeler that they decided nellys cards go to bottom and not in graveyard
Diabore: not in exile*
Pywodwagon: @Diabore hes not an opponent at this point anyways
LRRbot: Diviner Spirit [4U] | Creature — Spirit [2/4] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.
LRRbot: Possessed Nomad [2WW] | Creature — Human Nomad Horror [3/3] | Vigilance / Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target white creature."
adurnafricai: @Pywodwagon exile is shared, everything in it is everyone's
devilcultivator: also "may's" are MUSTS i believe
LRRbot: Epiphany Storm [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."
e_bloc: missing grammar rules is also a game loss
LRRbot: Dark Betrayal [B] | Instant | Destroy target black creature.
millenomi_Aura: wait…
devilcultivator:
that's why i never play this
millenomi_Aura: oh yeah there were no black creatures.
LRRbot: Controvert [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Recover {2}{U}{U}
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
e_bloc: recover is a cruel mistress
DeM0nFiRe: sick line that went absolutely nowhere
revjakenash: I love how Judges Tower is a player battling their own hand
Dog_of_Myth:
ElektroTal: get goozled
nyc_mtg: GOTTEM
millenomi_Aura: BOOM
Diabore: serge wins!
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TheMerricat: So I can instantly tell that this is a format that I would completely be hosed on but also one where I would be spending most of my time looking for loopholes in the rules rather than actually playing the cards. With the whole you must play if you can I can perceive a player getting stuck in an infinite combo depending on what cards you've got in the deck.
e_bloc: I propose the catcher gets the point, not the victor
Mindfire13: Can you mark wins with Poison counters or something?
Diabore: welcome to serge reading cards
asthanius: @TheMerricat combos tend to be capped at 3 iterations or so
LRRbot: Game-Trail Changeling [3GG] | Creature — Shapeshifter [4/4] | Changeling / Trample
Sorator13: @TheMerricat Another rule they haven't yet mentioned is that if you can activate a single ability multiple times in the same turn, you only have to do it once per turn (at the first opportunity), which helps avoid most infinite concerns.
LRRbot: Riptide Chimera [2U] | Enchantment Creature — Chimera [3/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand.
Sorator13: and yeah, there's usually some arbitrary limit for infinite iterations
LRRbot: Stratus Walk [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature has flying. / Enchanted creature can block only creatures with flying.
CastleOtranto: James signed my Jelly Moose and it is a prized card
LRRbot: Zameck Guildmage [GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [2/2] | {G}{U}: This turn, each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / {G}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
revjakenash: legit question, does poison work in judges tower?
revjakenash: I think yes
flatluigi: you can only actually lose through grv i think
LRRbot: Jötun Grunt [1W] | Creature — Giant Soldier [4/4] | Cumulative upkeep—Put two cards from a single graveyard on the bottom of their owner's library.
GrathXVI: @revjakenash Yes, but it doesn't do anything because the only way you lose is by breaking the rules
adurnafricai: they said nobody can win or lose
Sorator13: It works in that you take poison counters, but I don't think having 10 poison counters causes you to lose
LRRbot: Even the Odds [2W] | Instant | Cast this spell only if you control fewer creatures than each opponent. / Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Strebenherz: what the bus is that cumulative upkeep cost
Bugberry: Love Futuresight
Dog_of_Myth: @Strebenherz it was very good graveyard hate back in the day.
devilcultivator: i miss playing jotun grunt
cosarprime: @Strebenherz coldsnap was a weird set
Mindfire13: Does X=5 as well (in terms of costs)?
LRRbot: Temporary Insanity [3R] | Instant | Untap target creature with power less than the number of cards in your graveyard and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
millenomi_Aura: DING
Sorator13: oofa
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
citizen_pain: ope
Travilogue: Or.... a GREAT idea
millenomi_Aura: the turn ceases immediately yep
e_bloc: IIRC Wheeler made the same error last episode
LRRbot: Inspiration [3U] | Instant | Target player draws two cards.
e_bloc: exact same card
LRRbot: Covenant of Minds [4U] | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. Target opponent may choose to put those cards into your hand. If they don't, put those cards into your graveyard and draw five cards.
Mangledpixel: imagine there is a static effect all the time that says "If you would lose the game, except by being called on a rules infraction, instead you don't. If you would win the game, except by being the only remaining player, instead you don't."
kumatsu: I always wanted Covenant of Minds to be good
LRRbot: Guile [3UUU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [6/6] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / If a spell or ability you control would counter a spell, instead exile that spell and you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / When Guile is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Plea for Power [3U] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for time or knowledge. If time gets more votes, take an extra turn after this one. If knowledge gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw three cards.
LRRbot: Divine Presence [2W] | Enchantment | If a source would deal 4 or more damage to a permanent or player, that source deals 3 damage to that permanent or player instead.
e_bloc: love his song
raulghoulia: love plea for power
devilcultivator: i've done that same temp insanity play wheeler did with Ghastly Demise, feel for him
johnnylongtorso: sonic boom!
hd_dabnado: guile was a banger in that duel deck
millenomi_Aura: yes
e_bloc: the white ball lightning
MrPipboy3000: Nice wheeler
Dog_of_Myth:
Rodzos: gg
millenomi_Aura: boom
chaostreader: serge should have been out for blocking
RyanPossible: @chaostreader yep
johnnylongtorso: Serge's one creature could only block flyers
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge's block was illegal, since he had a super-high flyer.
MrPipboy3000: Ohhh, i thought he was dinging because the one blocker can only block fliers
Diabore: @Dread_Pirate_Westley right yeah, the enchantment has more words
Pywodwagon: chancellors would be good
thraximore: !card chaosphere would go hard
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
flatluigi: wheeler cheating
thraximore: !card chaosphere
LRRbot: Chaosphere [2R] | World Enchantment | Creatures with flying can block only creatures with flying. / Creatures without flying have reach.
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.
Spades_Slicc: 3 american pennies for Serra's Bestiary
AugmentingPath: Serra Bestiary is 40 cents
LRRbot: Fool's Tome [4] | Artifact — Book | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
DeM0nFiRe: unable to even
Strebenherz: Serra Bestiary is apparently like 15 cents or something? Also only paul can see us
AugmentingPath:
@Spades_Slicc whoa, you found a better deal than me 
devilcultivator: card kigdom has one for 0.35
LRRbot: Halls of Mist | Land | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Creatures that attacked during their controller's last turn can't attack.
abracajakra: we love a misty hall
LRRbot: Puresight Merrow [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | {W/U}, {Q}: Look at the top card of your library. You may exile that card.
Spades_Slicc: @AugmentingPath yeah tcg player says market price is 15 pennies but with 437 listings there's at least one for well below
pleonasticTautology:
untaaaaaaaaap 
LRRbot: Gift of Immortality [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return this card to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.
The_Voices: oh no, with the may must rule thats gonna bite
LRRbot: Aura Graft [1U] | Instant | Gain control of target Aura that's attached to a permanent. Attach it to another permanent it can enchant.
hd_dabnado: wait another
Diabore: still legal target
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Zoologist [3G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | {3}{G}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
devilcultivator: hell yeah!
devilcultivator: love this guy
Diabore: k i looked it up, aura graft play is good
wolphiron: Guys I just bought my first Magic cards! I would like to share the glory of the name, "gratuitous violence" 😂
bytecaster: This is such a fun stream!
Sorator13: @wolphiron ooh, have fun!
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LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
devilcultivator: hall of mist yourself?
wolphiron: @Sorator13 TY! C:
LRRbot: Howlgeist [5G] | Creature — Spirit Wolf [4/2] | Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it. / Undying
Juliamon: awoo
wolphiron: !card gratuitous violence
LRRbot: Gratuitous Violence [2RRR] | Enchantment | If a creature you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Stardackk: is it pay 2 or is it pay 1 twice?
LRRbot: Grisly Transformation [2B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature has intimidate.
abracajakra: double awoooooo
Delmsh: Not sure how that fork will work with rules as written lol
flatluigi: will serge attempt to attack with the creature? i bet he will if he gets there
LRRbot: Ulamog's Despoiler [6] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [5/5] | As this creature enters, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, this creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
e_bloc: what does this card have to do with bears
fcloud: @flatluigi he must iirc
devilcultivator: @flatluigi laughes in halls of mist
flatluigi: @fcloud he can't with the upkeep enchantment
wolphiron: I thought we were looking at werewolves
johnnylongtorso: just cut toil // trouble in half
fcloud: @flatluigi ah ty
AugmentingPath: Serge needs some time to Eldrazi Process all this
flatluigi: he remembered
thraximore: ayyyyy
abracajakra: NICE ONE SERGE
e_bloc: love socialist magic
Micalovits: Nice bait
LRRbot: Corpse Hauler [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Zoologist [3G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | {3}{G}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
cmdrzellgaudis: didn’t serge have to attack?
Rodzos: gg
DeM0nFiRe:
letsbelgo: diiiiiing
The_Voices: lol
e_bloc:
citizen_pain: @cmdrzellgaudis halls of mist stopped that
Strebenherz:
flatluigi: @cmdrzellgaudis !card hall of mists
Diabore: @cmdrzellgaudis his land says hes not allowed because he attacked last turn
A_Dub888: I was wondering if he'd notice
bytecaster: This is so fun!
Stardackk: oh no
calculated_uncertainties: Reading, Serge's nemesis
Diabore: everyone has a win!
Stardackk: not knowlage pool
cmdrzellgaudis: oh I didn’t see that card get played. I just jumped in. thanks!
letsbelgo: is nellys mic off"?
LRRbot: Vision Skeins [1U] | Instant | Each player draws two cards.
cmdrzellgaudis: thanks @diabore
DeM0nFiRe: uh oh spaghettios
flatluigi: lmao
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letsbelgo: Serge did this to himself
hd_dabnado: it helps that wheeler is waiting here?
Diabore: @cmdrzellgaudis np
Delmsh: apnap i assume
flatluigi: you ever see a game loss before the game starts
cosarprime:
Micalovits: I.... Have no clue
e_bloc: I actually have no idea
loufghyslaufey: Three-player "JUDGE'S TOWER"...!??
Diabore: nelly wheeler serge?
TheNerdWonder: yeah, apnap is my guess
cmdrzellgaudis: !decklist
citizen_pain: @Delmsh not really a case in the actual rules but yeah
cmdrzellgaudis: oh is there a list for their tower?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can only draw from your only library, so I don't know if the rules even cover this.
niccus: does official mtg rules have ordering rules for shared libraries?
Juliamon: not yet
kumatsu: this is one of those questions that I haven't had to think about in 10 years so try not to care about
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What's the lose-con for Judge's Tower again?
Pywodwagon: its AP then turn order
thraximore: normally you don't draw from the same deck, of course
kumatsu: @loufghyslaufey making a mistake
flatluigi: @loufghyslaufey if you commit a game rules violation
citizen_pain: @loufghyslaufey miss a trigger, miss an optional action, perform an illegal action
Juliamon: *being caught* making a mistake
niccus: simply conjure copies of the top two cards for each non-casting player
LRRbot: Words of Wisdom [1U] | Instant | You draw two cards, then each other player draws a card.
devilcultivator: group hug all star
cmdrzellgaudis: @lrrbot is there a list for the judges tower?
loufghyslaufey: Kay. I thought the phrasing was more superficial. Like, a "rules infraction"
LRRbot: Ulamog's Reclaimer [4U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [2/5] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
AugmentingPath: 6 is so many cards...
Kejardon: These are scary big hands
Juliamon: cmdrzellgaudis not yet
LRRbot: Hydromorph Gull [3UU] | Creature — Elemental Bird [3/3] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell that targets a creature you control.
cmdrzellgaudis: @juliamon thanks!
LoadingReadyRun: @niccus an Arena version of the card that does that, would be pretty neat
Kejardon: what is in everyone's hands where they aren't casting anything more....
Diabore: serge is dead
letsbelgo: SERGE
Diabore: rip
LRRbot: Snake Umbra [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card." / Umbra armor
e_bloc: theres a few
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Serge
LoadingReadyRun: the snumbra!
e_bloc: do not ask for whom the bell tolls--it tolls for Serge
LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
loufghyslaufey: Imagine "Judge's Tower", but in a format like "ALCHEMY"? (sighs) Oh, Gavin.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey NO I refuse to contemplate that
LRRbot: Knowledge Pool [6] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, each player exiles the top three cards of their library. / Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it. If the player does, they may cast a spell from among other cards exiled with this artifact without paying its mana cost.
flatluigi: @loufghyslaufey i mean, that would be fine since the digital client does everything for you :v
MrPhlip: Oh no
nyc_mtg: oh no
ElektroTal: knowledge pool in judges tower???
loufghyslaufey: UN-Sets "Judge's Tower" on the other hand...
loufghyslaufey: Would be funnier...??
LRRbot: Envelop [U] | Instant | Counter target sorcery spell.
LRRbot: Processor Assault [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / As an additional cost to cast this spell, put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. / Processor Assault deals 5 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Possessed Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Horror [3/3] | Trample / Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target green creature."
LRRbot: Pharika's Mender [3BG] | Creature — Gorgon [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Avian Changeling [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flying
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElektroTal Does it draw from Wheeler, Serge and Nelly's collections?
devilcultivator: when we getting a Envelop reprint!?
Stardackk: the most confusing spell to play in judges tower?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @devilcultivator Hopefully never
LRRbot: Liar's Pendulum [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Choose a card name. Target opponent guesses whether a card with that name is in your hand. You may reveal your hand. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
e_bloc: First, you get a knowledge pool full of triggers, then you dive in it
abracajakra: kdot x mtg
thraximore:
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehe
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bytecaster: Recover was a mistake
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Correct
LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
devilcultivator: @bytecaster it sucks cause i love it conceptually but it feels impossible not to miss that trigger
LRRbot: Envelop [U] | Instant | Counter target sorcery spell.
nyc_mtg: wowwwwww
Juliamon: good news, chat
Juliamon: !deck
LRRbot: Soul Seizer [3UU] (back: Ghastly Haunting) | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Flying / When this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may transform it. If you do, attach it to target creature that player controls.
niccus: stack shibari
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like that is a win, the stack is clear
nyc_mtg: soul seizer salad
LRRbot: Possessed Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Horror [3/3] | Trample / Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target green creature."
Sorator13: !card knowledge pool
LRRbot: Knowledge Pool [6] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, each player exiles the top three cards of their library. / Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it. If the player does, they may cast a spell from among other cards exiled with this artifact without paying its mana cost.
Kentosaurus: a clear stack in judge's tower is like inbox zero in your email
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this whole game is just Simic word salad
Sorator13: okay, so they do get to choose which one they cast from the pool
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Kentosaurus 
true
ElektroTal: shivam and wheeler judges tower episode when
LRRbot: Recoup [1R] | Sorcery | Target sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Flashback {3}{R}
DeM0nFiRe:
Rodzos: gg
Diabore: !card recoup
LRRbot: Recoup [1R] | Sorcery | Target sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Flashback {3}{R}
e_bloc: what no foil recoup
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah the assumptions
Kaaannaaa: in 2026 it would be either or
Trymantha: !decklist
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
Spades_Slicc: didn't Wheeler have to think twice in upkeep instead of draw step?
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
LRRbot: Boggart Birth Rite [B] | Kindred Sorcery — Goblin | Return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc He did
LRRbot: Goblin War Wagon [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [3/3] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {2}. If you do, untap this creature.
Bugberry: Anarchist is the classic "red card that returns a sorcery only", they used to limit Red to caring about Sorceries and Blue with Instants.
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig He said draw step
LRRbot: Welcome to the Fold [2UU] | Sorcery | Madness {X}{U}{U} / Gain control of target creature if its toughness is 2 or less. If this spell's madness cost was paid, instead gain control of that creature if its toughness is X or less.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc ....then I'm not sure
Hadouken_lol_catz: oh yeah what does x have to be 5?
Spades_Slicc: @niccus No, step one of casting moves it out of graveyard
fcloud: huge advantage being able to play a card for free, you dont want to waste any of that infinite mana
LRRbot: Nephalia Smuggler [U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | {3}{U}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
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LRRbot: Siren Song Lyre [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: Tap target creature." / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Tracker's Instincts [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Masked Admirers [2GG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}{G}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Warp World [5RRR] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.
LRRbot: Phytotitan [4GG] | Creature — Plant Elemental [7/2] | When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.
Strebenherz: WARP WORLD in judge's tower.
Spades_Slicc: I mean i guess part of the meta for this format might be making tiny mistakes on purpose to see what you can get away with against specific opponents
LRRbot: Nullify [UU] | Instant | Counter target creature or Aura spell.
LRRbot: Celestial Purge [1W] | Instant | Exile target black or red permanent.
LRRbot: Burnout [1R] | Instant | Counter target instant spell if it's blue. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Nix [U] | Instant | Counter target spell if no mana was spent to cast it.
Stardackk: should it still be on the stack as wheeler reveals cards?
LRRbot: Chain of Plasma [1R] | Instant | Chain of Plasma deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may discard a card. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Bugberry: Masked Admirers used to be a Rare.
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ElektroTal: doesnt he have to use the equipment?
Delmsh: Chain should be in the yard before the discarded card
HadesLeprechaun: just got here, so are the numbers under the players 'lives', instead of being immediately out as usual?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElektroTal I have no idea anymore
millenomi_Aura:
ding 
Delmsh: same thing happened last time with chain
AugmentingPath: @HadesLeprechaun Nah, they're points
Juliamon: HadesLeprechaun It's how many times they've called someone out
ElektroTal: @HadesLeprechaun the lives are actually how many points they have
HadesLeprechaun: aaah
HadesLeprechaun: thanks!
millenomi_Aura: technically this is not the order in which this resolves.
Sorator13: I think it's actually how many games they've won, +1
Diabore: @HadesLeprechaun nope, its points, everyone started at 1, nelly and serge have 1 additional point, wheeler has 2 poitns
Juliamon: also they have chat off
Diabore: yeah because we are ungovernable
HadesLeprechaun: points is good, but now that I've come up with that, I think judges tower where everyone has 3 lives could also be fun, lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon And been correct I assume?
Sorator13: Eh, the mods do a good job of governing us
A_Dub888: was that all Wheeler's turn 1?
LRRbot: Fleshmad Steed [1B] | Creature — Horse [2/2] | Whenever another creature dies, tap this creature.
LRRbot: Necromancer's Stockpile [1B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Discard a creature card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a Zombie card, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
e_bloc: reading the card explains how you lost
Mindfire13: You must activate once, you are allowed to activate multiple times without the "Judge's Tower" penalty (but its usually a bad idea to do so).
LRRbot: Infernal Offering [4B] | Sorcery | Choose an opponent. You and that player each sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way draws two cards. / Choose an opponent. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then that player returns a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's the number of times they've been the last man standing, plus one (because they each started with 1, cause when they hit 0 it shows them as dead)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Ah, that makes more sense
e_bloc: next month can we do this but with planechase
LRRbot: Wild Ricochet [2RR] | Instant | You may choose new targets for target instant or sorcery spell. Then copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc 0.o
Diabore: yeah its not a target
Thefluffiestguineapig: Planechase Judge's tower sounds like Mario kart in terms of how to lose friends
Juliamon: the points, as is appropriate for the stream, was decided mid-stream in the most chaotic way possible: Serge wanting them
DeM0nFiRe:
ElektroTal: oh my god
nightsreach:
Sorator13: notably: someone got got by the order these cards went into the graveyard on a prior judge's tower stream
johnnylongtorso: smoke starts pouring out of Serge's ears
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does reading the card explain the card except during Judge's Tower?
Sorator13: (well, not *these* cards, but in a similar situation with a copied spell)
Diabore: @Sorator13 nelly got got this stream too
Sorator13: @Diabore right, but I meant specifically re: a spell copying another spell
LRRbot: Phytotitan [4GG] | Creature — Plant Elemental [7/2] | When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.
Diabore: ah, fair fair
Sorator13: nelly's this stream was for a different reason
citizen_pain: !card masked admirers
LRRbot: Masked Admirers [2GG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}{G}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Infernal Offering [4B] | Sorcery | Choose an opponent. You and that player each sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way draws two cards. / Choose an opponent. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then that player returns a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
ElektroTal: BAM
The_Voices: wow
Rodzos: gg
ElektroTal: GOTTEM
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
citizen_pain: saw that
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: aaaaaaaaaa
Thefluffiestguineapig: DANG
letsbelgo: lololol
devilcultivator: another throphy for the admirers
Sorator13: that was indeed a lot to track, yeah
niccus: how does Phytotitan work with shared ownership? do you follow the spirit of ownership for who it died under?
Desdae:
I like how only Wheeler made it through their turn
Mindfire13: That was quite a deal-with-a-demon defeat. So, flavor win?
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e_bloc: thats judges tower baby
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Choosing the creature that said "Draw a card" was certainly a choice.
Strebenherz: I'm curious, is banding something they would have added to the tower or nah?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Delver [3BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
bunbun3000: Gotta love a format that makes you go “why do I do this to myself”
Cavemanhar: my fav art for delver
LRRbot: Null Chamber [3W] | World Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, you and an opponent each choose a card name other than a basic land card name. / Spells with the chosen names can't be cast and lands with the chosen names can't be played.
Sorator13: @Strebenherz There's a good chance, I think
Diabore: @Dread_Pirate_Westley the other one would have been much harder with a second sac spell on the stack
johnnylongtorso: hell yeah, world enchantment
MrPhlip: @niccus The player who controlled it before it died, controls the trigger, so they get it back
LRRbot: Shauku's Minion [1BR] | Creature — Human Minion [2/2] | {B}{R}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target white creature.
TheMerricat:
Chat I think the only way I'd have a chance at even making one round of this game is if it was in Arena and I let the client do all the thinking. 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Diabore The war wagon was in the yard.
Diabore:
did you randomize the single card going to the bottom 
niccus: Aquarium/screensaver version on Arena where you just let the game rules go at it, you submit your own deck
AugmentingPath: @TheMerricat Hmm, that's a lot of faith in Arena to handle the rules properly
Kejardon: I feel like prepending "When X enters" is fine
BraveOthello: @Diabore Technically yes. The was one random order
LRRbot: Oracle of Dust [4U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/5] | Devoid / {2}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Draw a card, then discard a card.
TheMerricat:
@AugmentingPath I have more faith in it than myself.
Sorator13: notably, there may be effects that put cards into play, and that's not playing the card, right?
TheMinionGM: With cascade, the card would be cast, going to the stack, then the other card would go to the bottom, then the spell on the stack would try to resolve, right?
LRRbot: Life's Legacy [1G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
AugmentingPath: @TheMerricat Hehe, fair enough
Diabore: !card enigma sphinx
LRRbot: Enigma Sphinx [4WUB] | Artifact Creature — Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When this creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. / Cascade
Sorator13: @TheMinionGM I think so, yeah
LRRbot: Messenger Falcons [2{G/U}W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card.
LRRbot: Hanabi Blast [1RR] | Instant | Hanabi Blast deals 2 damage to any target. Return Hanabi Blast to its owner's hand, then discard a card at random.
LoadingReadyRun:
I like the way that this is already so complicated and then you add the shared library/graveyard thing, which messes with a bunch of cards in ways that would never happen in a real game
thraximore:
oh no this card is AWFUL
devilcultivator: if only !card word of command was cheaper i'd love to see Surge "forced" to play the sphinx
bondeulv: VAR?
Mindfire13: I love the activated ability Processors. Such interesting tech in Commander
DeM0nFiRe:
chaostreader: serge was definitely still holding the card when wheeler rang the bell
GrathXVI: Serge was offsides
GrathXVI: We need VAR
LRRbot: Grid Monitor [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/6] | You can't cast creature spells.
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niccus: oh no, i lost the game
TheMinionGM: @Sorator13 Man I'd love to play this sometime, magic pedantry is the most fun headache you can give yourself
LRRbot: Reborn Hope [GW] | Sorcery | Return target multicolored card from your graveyard to your hand.
Sorator13: @TheMinionGM now try doing it with taxes and real life consequences if you get it wrong! *sigh*
LRRbot: Sphinx of Uthuun [5UU] | Creature — Sphinx [5/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Momentous Fall [2GG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.
LoadingReadyRun:
that is such a jacked sphinx
Micalovits: Good old Sphinx of FoF
Sorator13: !card fecundity
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
Diabore: thats a good split
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
LRRbot: Nyx Weaver [1BG] | Enchantment Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. / {1}{B}{G}, Exile this creature: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Hanabi Blast [1RR] | Instant | Hanabi Blast deals 2 damage to any target. Return Hanabi Blast to its owner's hand, then discard a card at random.
Sorator13: oooooof
Sorator13: missing a key three words
swordmaster2551: damn 9
LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
pleonasticTautology: daaaaaaaaaaaaa bears
HadesLeprechaun: aww, not the good art
e_bloc: happy pride
GirlPainting: STOP
QuixoticScrivener: @e_bloc Happy Wrath Month!
GirlPainting: he could do it until the entire graveyard is empty
millenomi_Aura: yeeeeeeeee
HadesLeprechaun: yaaay Paul!
thraximore: thank you paul
Sorator13:
there's the good art 
Micalovits:
Yeeees Paul!
GirlPainting: and he did it only once
LRRbot: Sightless Brawler [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Bestow {4}{W} / This creature can't attack alone. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and can't attack alone.
pleonasticTautology: happy disability pride month
LoadingReadyRun:
BraveOthello: Best version of Bear scape
chaostreader: @girlpainting You only need to activate an ability once per turn
GirlPainting: ok
millenomi_Aura: you have two options you can take at the same time, so you may choose.
GirlPainting: i thought you have to do it as often as you can
GirlPainting: my bad then
Sorator13: also, they can't see us
Sorator13: well, Paul can, but he won't intervene
millenomi_Aura: yep
millenomi_Aura: hence me babbling
Juliamon: they aren't reading chat, so yelling stop is pointless
LRRbot: Feast of Dreams [1B] | Instant | Destroy target enchanted creature or enchantment creature.
Juliamon: it's not about getting things wrong, it's about *GETTING CAUGHT* getting them wrong
Micalovits: But yelling stop at the streamers is our only way to feel joy
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LRRbot: Swerve [UR] | Instant | Change the target of target spell with a single target.
Juliamon: !deck
HadesLeprechaun: a part of judge's tower is another player has to call you out on it for them to get eliminated
forpush: i've just been screaming stop in my kitchen
MrPhlip: The players catching each other is part of the game, if they miss something that's their problem
LRRbot: Blue Elemental Blast [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target red spell. / • Destroy target red permanent.
Diabore: this is a long one
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LRRbot: Soldevi Golem [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may untap target tapped creature an opponent controls. If you do, untap this creature.
Kejardon: Maybe it meant you have to deal with other upkeep costs *before* you can do that?
Hauwulf: good ol bearcoil engine
LRRbot: Vampiric Rites [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
A_Dub888: Boy its a good thing Immortal Coil only has two abilities
gsyhiap: Entering "Oh no" step...
citizen_pain: golem activation?
MrPhlip: Oh god
TheMinionGM: oh no
Diabore: @citizen_pain only serges upkeep
Dog_of_Myth: Only during Serge's upkeep @citizen_pain
superdude097: @citizen_pain Can only be activated in his upkeep
citizen_pain: @Diabore understandable, I lose
LRRbot: Controlled Instincts [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant red or green creature / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
frozenphoenix7: What's above the Immortal Coil on Wheeler's side?
Diabore: im so curious what the one card serge has to keep holding
citizen_pain: @frozenphoenix7 null chamber
frozenphoenix7: @citizen_pain Thank you friend
LRRbot: Barbarian Ring | Land | {T}: Add {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Diabore: wheeler suffering from success
Micalovits: Serge's one card is a weird sphinx that he cant cast due to the null champer
Diabore: right, i forgot about that
ThorSokar: ding no cards in graveyard to exile?
Spades_Slicc:
Wheeler forgor to gain a life on that last bear
shoktile: Is that black artifact exile from graveyard or from play when you lose a life?
LRRbot: Fractured Loyalty [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability's controller gains control of that creature.
MrPhlip: Terrifying that Wheeler had this many cards and nothing to do
millenomi_Aura: those are costs of activated abilities so they cannot be announced
HadesLeprechaun: I've got the feeling Serge is focusing almost entirely on his own turns and has forgotten he's supposed to be checking Wheeler does all of his own things, lol
millenomi_Aura: both players are correctly in play
DeM0nFiRe:
millenomi_Aura: yeah that's fair
Diabore: id let it pass
Hauwulf: @MrPhlip grid monitor is preventing him from playing creatures so it might just be a grip full of guys
GirlPainting: would a "i win the game" card, end the game?
Sorator13: @GirlPainting Nope.
niccus: math is blockers, so the defending player could be required to calculate incoming damage
sentientwaffle_: @GirlPainting there's only one way out, I'm afraid
Sorator13: and in fact, those cards in this cube are edited with permanent marker
Sorator13: (though I think it's more cards that say "you lose the game" than the opposite)
LRRbot: Down // Dirty | Down [3B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. / Fuse // Dirty [2G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Fuse
LRRbot: Enigma Sphinx [4WUB] | Artifact Creature — Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When this creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. / Cascade
GirlPainting: what if there is a "i can not loose the game" card and i make a mistake?
millenomi_Aura: I don't know that you can fuse with no legal targets
Rodzos: not yourself?
sentientwaffle_: @Sorator13 putting Approach in the Judge's Tower just to force people to put it back
LRRbot: Secrets of the Dead [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, draw a card.
Sorator13: @GirlPainting also doesn't work
GirlPainting: :_(
citizen_pain: @millenomi_Aura you can cast just the one half if that one's legal
LRRbot: Second Guess [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell that's the second spell cast this turn.
millenomi_Aura: he announced both
r10pez10: second guess is so mean lmao
HadesLeprechaun: Wheeler absolutely could make himself discard two cards if he had wanted, lol
DeM0nFiRe:
zagman505:
so much card draw is brutal
ChargingFurret: what version of judge's tower are we running? each ability once per phase or once per turn?
Sorator13: @ChargingFurret per turn
LRRbot: Hypersonic Dragon [3UR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.
A_Dub888: great
citizen_pain: great
sentientwaffle_: great
pleonasticTautology: great
johnnylongtorso: grate
reindeering: which card made serge not able to play the enigma sphinx?
citizen_pain: @reindeering null chamber
sentientwaffle_: @reindeering null chamber
Sorator13: I do enjoy the monosyllabic patter that shows up here. "no... no... no......" and "great. great."
Diabore: @reindeering the white one way at the top of wheelers board
LRRbot: Curfew [U] | Instant | Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
A_Dub888: is there a max hand size in Judge's Tower?
reindeering: aah cool. thanks chat!
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millenomi_Aura: curfew goes first
LRRbot: Grid Monitor [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/6] | You can't cast creature spells.
millenomi_Aura: then sbas
citizen_pain: SBAs
millenomi_Aura: yeah
Sorator13: I.... think curfew goes first
Diabore: FINALLY
Rodzos: gg
thraximore: good try wheeler
ChargingFurret: good try wheeler
Sorator13: A valiant run, that
DeM0nFiRe: That was impressive by Wheeler to keep that up for so long
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: so many turns
RyanPossible: I could feel Wheeler's brain chugging from here
millenomi_Aura: yeah absolutely hosed
Diabore: that was like 20 minutes
James_the_Dabbler: Does Curfew target?
sentientwaffle_: frankly wheeler did really well for that board being what it was
chaostreader: that was wheeler slowly dying as Serge watched.
bondeulv: !list
adurnafricai: hoooo that knuckle crack sounded good
LoadingReadyRun: Wheeler and Serge face each other like two alpha silverback gorillas
sentientwaffle_: @James_the_Dabbler no, it's a choice
Sorator13: !deck
pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
Sorator13: @bondeulv ^
hd_dabnado: VIVIEN REID
Dog_of_Myth: That gas leak.
James_the_Dabbler: @sentientwaffle_ That's what I thought but I am glad someone confirmed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear
AugmentingPath: friper niper piper fiper
Juliamon: sure is gas leak in here
Bugberry: Struth
ShaneLeeAtk: There is the gas leak
sentientwaffle_: @James_the_Dabbler happy to help!
bondeulv: no dead ringers
bondeulv: what kinda judge's tower is this
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N8Maple: One waiting to be refreshed?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bondeulv One that's still fun to watch them play?
thraximore: I'm a little sad there's no panglacial wurm in this tower
ShaneLeeAtk: And Serge!
Strebenherz: @thraximore night is still young
Xavorin: We haven't seen every card of the deck yet so there might still be.
ChargingFurret: does this judge tower have search effects? most of them that i've seen don't
Brozard: The Judge’s Tower is what humanity built to get closer to Garfield, and when it collapsed, the people of the world were all using different versions of the rules.
thraximore: I suppose it might be unfair because it's just a knowledge check
thraximore: !card increasing ambition
LRRbot: Increasing Ambition [4B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, instead search your library for two cards and put those cards into your hand. Then shuffle. / Flashback {7}{B}
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @thraximore yeah it feels like it goes against the spirit of the game to some extent
DarkWingedAngel: I haven't seen any tutors in this tower, it seems like it would be hard to play with such a large deck
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: like, deck knowledge is something for players not nessarilly judges
ChargingFurret: @thraximore I don't think there are search effects in this tower, so panglacial wurm might be the nicest card in the deck
DeM0nFiRe:
hd_dabnado: serge you cant say that he is out of prison
jhmv: wait, but whos the judge
sentientwaffle_: OJ Sergeson!? But they locked you away!
letsbelgo: we are
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@jhmv 
(also there's an mtgjudge account that's a conglomerate of judges)
Sorator13:
Micalovits: Heh, they can't see us telling them how cute they are
adurnafricai: serge you're pretty
GasCityGaming:
I'm only bringing so much cash guys! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge is such a nice and kind person
Micalovits: Who would even have 5 dollars in the Netherlands?
LRRbot: Ulamog's Reclaimer [4U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [2/5] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Bionull: 15 canadian sounds too low
thedepthandbreadthofseth: He's pretty good looking too...
RealLegitStreamer: @Micalovits American tourists?
LRRbot: Words of Wisdom [1U] | Instant | You draw two cards, then each other player draws a card.
LRRbot: Burnout [1R] | Instant | Counter target instant spell if it's blue. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
MrPhlip: !addquote (Nelson) [now] If I may, I must, but I can't, so I won't.
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tehcrashxor: Make sure the 5 dollars you give Serge in the Netherlands are Australian dollars, to be as useless as possible to him
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There are no interrupts.
hd_dabnado: id say interrupt
Bugberry: Only with R&D secret lair in play.
ChargingFurret:
Micalovits: lol
sentientwaffle_:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tehcrashxor What if I only Cayman Dollars?
tehcrashxor: @thedepthandbreadthofseth even better!
ElektroTal: countering burnout means that nelly doesn't have to draw the card off it right?
ChargingFurret: correct
sentientwaffle_: 6e but they can't see me
LRRbot: Sins of the Past [4BB] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Exile Sins of the Past.
LRRbot: Puresight Merrow [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | {W/U}, {Q}: Look at the top card of your library. You may exile that card.
millenomi_Aura: ding
ChargingFurret:
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
sentientwaffle_:
Sorator13:
The_Voices: poor serge
ElektroTal: all that and a goozle on the stack
Diabore: good effort serge good effort
LRRbot: Avian Changeling [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flying
dasdardly: go birds
Scarbble: go birds
superdude097: Go Birds!
LRRbot: Welcome to the Fold [2UU] | Sorcery | Madness {X}{U}{U} / Gain control of target creature if its toughness is 2 or less. If this spell's madness cost was paid, instead gain control of that creature if its toughness is X or less.
AllTheWeasels:
LRRbot: Mortal Obstinacy [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, destroy target enchantment.
lamina5432: evenin
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millenomi_Aura: no ding
Diabore: unding
citizen_pain: ding that ding
niccus: can serge double-die
MrPhlip: gnid
Sorator13: serge is now at negative 1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fatal Push works the same way.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Intervening if, Serge...
GrathXVI: Serge's judge status is now revoked
Xavorin: Make the skull red
millenomi_Aura: @thedepthandbreadthofseth not an intervening if]
LRRbot: Restock [3GG] | Sorcery | Return two target cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Restock.
l0rdrollin: one more and Serge goes from exile to the phantom zone
Sorator13: @GrathXVI Serge is being sent for remedial training
millenomi_Aura: intervening ifs are specifically those on triggered abilities
Bugberry: It's like how Fatal Push can target any creature, it's just conditional if that creature is destroyed or not.
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @millenomi_Aura So, what is this if doig?
LRRbot: Asphyxiate [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target untapped creature.
Kejardon: Tetris clear soudn
millenomi_Aura: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it's just a condition on the effect but does not restrict the target, like Fatal Push's
LRRbot: Bone Dancer [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may put the top creature card of defending player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.
Juliamon: Oh boy, the dancer!
LRRbot: Momentous Fall [2GG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.
ChargingFurret: YESSSSS
LRRbot: Elder Land Wurm [4WWW] | Creature — Dragon Wurm [5/5] | Defender, trample / When this creature blocks, it loses defender.
Dog_of_Myth: WURM!!
LRRbot: Enigma Sphinx [4WUB] | Artifact Creature — Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When this creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. / Cascade
LRRbot: Idle Thoughts [3U] | Enchantment | {2}: Draw a card if you have no cards in hand.
thraximore: OH NO
LRRbot: Ancient Grudge [1R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact. / Flashback {G}
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @millenomi_Aura No, I understand. I'm saying if that if isn't intervening, what is it doing instead. Imposing? Intramural? Inaudible?
Bugberry: Not the original Ancient Grudge though.
millenomi_Aura: there is no specific wording for it, IIRC.
LRRbot: Pharika's Mender [3BG] | Creature — Gorgon [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
millenomi_Aura: intervening if clause is a term of art in the MtG rules.
Diabore: did wheeler miss drawing after he cast ancient grudge or did he already activate?
LRRbot: Mortal Obstinacy [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, destroy target enchantment.
evethernet: @Diabore activated with sphinx on stack
Diabore: @evethernet tyty
LRRbot: Steam Augury [2UR] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library and separate them into two piles. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
ChargingFurret: Clap
millenomi_Aura: YES
letsbelgo: NELLY
Rodzos: gg
pleonasticTautology: YOOOOOOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
A_Dub888: !card dramatic rev
LRRbot: Dramatic Reversal [1U] | Instant | Untap all nonland permanents you control.
LRRbot: All Suns' Dawn [4G] | Sorcery | For each color, return up to one target card of that color from your graveyard to your hand. Exile All Suns' Dawn.
FatefulWaffle: Nelly never saw it coming
LRRbot: Ruin Processor [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [7/8] | When you cast this spell, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, you gain 5 life.
LRRbot: Second Guess [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell that's the second spell cast this turn.
Sorator13: pff
LRRbot: Phyrexian Delver [3BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
pleonasticTautology: good joke
LRRbot: Messenger Drake [3UU] | Creature — Drake [3/3] | Flying / When this creature dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Shredding Winds [2G] | Instant | Shredding Winds deals 7 damage to target creature with flying.
Kejardon: I looked away and then saw All Suns' Dawn on the top of the graveyard when I looked back and nobody was dead, and I was so confused
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LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
definenull: Oh no
InfiniTokens: Hello!
InfiniTokens: What's the Disco Ball?
Micalovits: Recall you could target an oponent
LRRbot: Avian Changeling [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flying
LRRbot: Murk Strider [3U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/2] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.
gsyhiap: @InfiniTokens The failure bell
ElektroTal: @InfiniTokens it's a bell! they ring it when someone loses
l0rdrollin: forcing your opponent to draw three cards would finally be good
LRRbot: Rix Maadi Guildmage [BR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | {B}{R}: Target blocking creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / {B}{R}: Target player who lost life this turn loses 1 life.
Sibwow: like from homestuck?
pleonasticTautology: @Sibwow no that's dave or dirk
Spades_Slicc: priority passes in the untap step right?
LRRbot: Epiphany Storm [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."
LRRbot: Krosan Grip [2G] | Instant | Split second / Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Betrayal [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, you draw a card.
millenomi_Aura: players have priority in the untap step, correct
superdude097: @Spades_Slicc No players get priority in Untap
Diabore:
you monster
Spades_Slicc: hmmmm
millenomi_Aura: er, upkeep step
millenomi_Aura: ding on me
Diabore: serge, nicest guy to ever strip lock you
Rodzos: !card bash to bits
LRRbot: Bash to Bits [3R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
superdude097: 502.4. No player receives priority during the untap step, so no spells can be cast or resolve and no abilities can be activated or resolve. Any ability that triggers during this step will be held until the next time a player would receive priority, which is usually during the upkeep step. (See rule 503, “Upkeep Step.”)
ChargingFurret: uh oh
millenomi_Aura: yep
millenomi_Aura: I got dinged
LRRbot: Grimoire of the Dead [4] | Legendary Artifact — Book | {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Put a study counter on Grimoire of the Dead. / {T}, Remove three study counters from Grimoire of the Dead and sacrifice it: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. They're black Zombies in addition to their other colors and types.
LRRbot: Messenger Drake [3UU] | Creature — Drake [3/3] | Flying / When this creature dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Bash to Bits [3R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @superdude097 This sentence is ambiguous. - No. Players [do] get priority in the untapped step - No players (as in none of them) get priority in the untapped step?
LRRbot: Vulshok Gauntlets [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / Equip {3}
Diabore: nelly also checking recover (it does say battlefield)
Sorator13: oh hey, I think I have that card
LRRbot: Immortal Coil [2BB] | Artifact | {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card. / If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way. / When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.
superdude097: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Correct. The number of players who get priority in the Untap Step is Zero
shamblingkrenshar: I love how many cards I've never heard of I'm learning about today
LRRbot: Feast of Dreams [1B] | Instant | Destroy target enchanted creature or enchantment creature.
Diabore: whale plaid wheeler
LRRbot: Boggart Birth Rite [B] | Kindred Sorcery — Goblin | Return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Avian Changeling [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flying
N8_isGr8: am I missing somerhing? where is their land?
millenomi_Aura: judge's tower
ChargingFurret: @N8_isGr8 infinite mana in judge's tower
shamblingkrenshar: @N8_isGr8 Judge's Tower doesn't have lands
millenomi_Aura: there's no land
frozenphoenix7: @N8_isGr8 In Judge's Tower you have infinite mana.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I hate how many of these cards I tried to play in limited.
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
LRRbot: Nivix Guildmage [UR] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {1}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {2}{U}{R}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Diabore: @N8_isGr8 judges tower is infinite mana and infinite life, you lose when you make a games infraction
goombalax: didn't shuffle
niccus: no lands unless the land is very funny
50keyz: dont you shuffle first?
TrinityKaiser: wy didn't he shuffle for the mind's desire?
50keyz: or just a friendly shortcut its all random anyways?
citizen_pain: @50keyz they said they would shortcut that in the first game
superdude097: @50keyz Deck is already randomized, just saving time
ChargingFurret: its shortcut
50keyz: thanks - totally missed the first game.
Diabore: @TrinityKaiser shortcut because the deck is already randomized, all players agreed to it
LoadingReadyRun: we previously estabished that they would shortcut the shuffle
ChargingFurret:
millenomi_Aura: GOTTEM
millenomi_Aura: DING
Rodzos: gg
letsbelgo: get coiled idiot
Kejardon: Serge forgot he was immortal so he died
ElektroTal: @Kejardon i've read that myth before
shamblingkrenshar: Immortal Coil is a big liar
ChargingFurret: mortal coil is evil
LRRbot: Relentless Skaabs [3UU] | Creature — Zombie [4/4] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard. / Undying
LRRbot: Sudden Disappearance [5W] | Sorcery | Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
millenomi_Aura: DING
millenomi_Aura: yep
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LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
LRRbot: Beck // Call | Beck [GU] | Sorcery | Whenever a creature enters this turn, you may draw a card. / Fuse // Call [4WU] | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Fuse
hd_dabnado: oh thats bad
Diabore: oofa draw 4
millenomi_Aura: 115.7d If an effect allows a player to “choose new targets” for a spell or ability, the player may leave any number of the targets unchanged, even if those targets would be illegal. If the player chooses to change some or all of the targets, the new targets must be legal and must not cause any unchanged targets to become illegal.
millenomi_Aura: it was actually not a ding
dm818: Beck//call makes me think of the brain in a jar deck
shamblingkrenshar: This is the only format where "draw four" makes me think "Oh he's doomed"
l0rdrollin: narset into beck // call is one of the judge's tower starts of all time
LRRbot: Fractured Loyalty [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability's controller gains control of that creature.
citizen_pain: @millenomi_Aura except in Judge's tower if you may do anything you *must* do it
LRRbot: Daring Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target permanent an opponent controls that shares a card type with it.
ChargingFurret: fractured loyalty on hexproof, smart
Rodzos: when Ben had immotal coil and bearscape, could he have exiled all cards in his graveyard to bearscape immediately? to avoid drawing for coil
hd_dabnado: niiiiice nelly
millenomi_Aura: yes. you may choose new targets. you do. you may make any number of them unchanged, so you must, so you do.
ChargingFurret: @Rodzos only activate each ability once per turn
LRRbot: Null Chamber [3W] | World Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, you and an opponent each choose a card name other than a basic land card name. / Spells with the chosen names can't be cast and lands with the chosen names can't be played.
Scarbble: hi i'm beck trigger
Spades_Slicc: @citizen_pain The player MAY leave any number of targets unchanged
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
millenomi_Aura: so actually changing the target, extremely technically, is a ding
hd_dabnado: !card narset, englight
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Soldevi Golem [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may untap target tapped creature an opponent controls. If you do, untap this creature.
Rodzos: @ChargingFurret i thought it's must activate once, but if you want you are free to activate it more? Like with equipment
LRRbot: Tracker's Instincts [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
citizen_pain: @Spades_Slicc The may->must rule applies for card text though
LRRbot: Controlled Instincts [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant red or green creature / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Diabore: and now serge is in trouble
ChargingFurret: @Rodzos oh then, he would, but then hed need to draw by saccing the bears with vampiric rites
LRRbot: Void Attendant [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [2/3] | Devoid / {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Rodzos:
LRRbot: Nullify [UU] | Instant | Counter target creature or Aura spell.
millenomi_Aura: @citizen_pain yes. the rules for performing the action of changing the targets, which you must take and thus are performing, include an additional may.
LRRbot: Fleshmad Steed [1B] | Creature — Horse [2/2] | Whenever another creature dies, tap this creature.
LRRbot: Fate Foretold [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / When enchanted creature dies, its controller draws a card.
Diabore: serge could have won right? wheeler moved the spell to exile before it resolved?
millenomi_Aura:
yep but the game is catching that stuff
LRRbot: Infernal Offering [4B] | Sorcery | Choose an opponent. You and that player each sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way draws two cards. / Choose an opponent. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then that player returns a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Diabore: @millenomi_Aura oh i know that, i just want to make sure im right, it purely self pleasure
ChargingFurret: aura!
ChargingFurret: that's a ding?
superdude097: Wheeler put the aura into the yard before SBAs
CompSciJedi: DING! JUDGE!
hd_dabnado: they arent looking but yeah thats a ding
CompSciJedi: Missed aura creature dying
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
AugmentingPath: @CompSciJedi Calling the challenges is part of the game, it only counts when the players do it
millenomi_Aura: there it is
Diabore: there it is
ChargingFurret: there it is
Rodzos: gg
LRRbot: Controlled Instincts [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant red or green creature / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
CompSciJedi: My bad, just joined chat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Lucky IS good.
LRRbot: Game-Trail Changeling [3GG] | Creature — Shapeshifter [4/4] | Changeling / Trample
LRRbot: Hypersonic Dragon [3UR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.
LRRbot: Zoologist [3G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | {3}{G}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
Micalovits: They also have chat hidden, so its just Paul being entertained by our sillyness
e_bloc: its high time for hypersonic dragon
ChargingFurret: oh i love this card
Diabore: !card zenic poltergeist
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Xenic Poltergeist [1BB] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {T}: Until your next upkeep, target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Nephalia Smuggler [U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | {3}{U}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
LRRbot: Curfew [U] | Instant | Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Sightless Brawler [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Bestow {4}{W} / This creature can't attack alone. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and can't attack alone.
LRRbot: Glare of Heresy [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target white permanent.
Diabore: i think i would have returned dragon to not get dinged by a sorcery on draw
LRRbot: Tapestry of the Ages [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.
millenomi_Aura: DING
Goldensaber22: SERGE NOOOO
letsbelgo: Tapestry
Rodzos:
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Bludgeon Brawl [2R] | Enchantment | Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is that artifact's mana value.
ChargingFurret: serge would also get dinged off of nix right?
ChargingFurret: that was the card in his hand?
r10pez10: pavlov's tower
LRRbot: Grim Flowering [5G] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature card in your graveyard.
lirazel64: Brane wearing out...
Dr_fragenstien: bludgeon brawl with that wizard would be a nightmare
LRRbot: Nephalia Smuggler [U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | {3}{U}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
l0rdrollin: @ChargingFurret yes but he'd have to self report since its hidden information
superdude097: @ChargingFurret They're paying mana for their spells, they just have infinite mana
LRRbot: Xenic Poltergeist [1BB] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {T}: Until your next upkeep, target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Covenant of Minds [4U] | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. Target opponent may choose to put those cards into your hand. If they don't, put those cards into your graveyard and draw five cards.
ChargingFurret: @superdude097 nix can target any spell
superdude097: Ah, okay
LRRbot: Stern Mentor [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "{T}: Target player mills two cards."
LRRbot: Donate [2U] | Sorcery | Target player gains control of target permanent you control.
millenomi_Aura: DING
thraximore: I thought Soulbond was any creature
Dog_of_Myth:
millenomi_Aura: ah no
millenomi_Aura: DING on me
Hewdra: Soulbond also has an intervening "if", it doesn't actually go on the stack here
LRRbot: Harbor Guardian [2WU] | Creature — Gargoyle [3/4] | Reach / Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may draw a card.
Diabore: @thraximore oh it super is, the text is "You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them"
Diabore: no restriction on target
SeismicLawns: There's an intervening if on the soulbond trigger's actual ability
MrPhlip: I liked AVR because it was the current set when I started to be Good at the game, after regularly going 1-2 every draft in DKA
millenomi_Aura: soulbond does represent a triggered ability in the rules.
millenomi_Aura: 702.95a Soulbond is a keyword that represents two triggered abilities. “Soulbond” means “When this creature enters, if you control both this creature and another creature and both are unpaired, you may pair this creature with another unpaired creature you control for as long as both remain creatures on the battlefield under your control”…
macintose: I'm a strong AVR proponent
LRRbot: Processor Assault [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / As an additional cost to cast this spell, put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. / Processor Assault deals 5 damage to target creature.
Hewdra: @Diabore nope. that is the reminder text, but not the rules text
Diabore: @millenomi_Aura see this reads different to me than the words in the reminder text, but ce la vie
LRRbot: Groundling Pouncer [1{G/U}] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | {G/U}: This creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. Activate only once each turn and only if an opponent controls a creature with flying.
Dog_of_Myth: That Faerie is stanced up
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @millenomi_Aura With an intervening if clause. Since that's not true, it doesn't trigger.
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LRRbot: Shattered Perception [2R] | Sorcery | Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards. / Flashback {5}{R}
millenomi_Aura: correct. to be clear, I dinged myself because I was about to call ding because I thought it was a replacement effect
millenomi_Aura: rather than a triggered ability
LRRbot: Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until your next turn, you may cast it if it's an instant or sorcery spell.
LRRbot: Glimmerpoint Stag [2WW] | Creature — Elk [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
pleonasticTautology: oooooooooooooooooone more?
CompSciJedi:
Serge needs to win so it's a tie 
LRRbot: Chain of Plasma [1R] | Instant | Chain of Plasma deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may discard a card. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
HadesLeprechaun: Judge's Tower is "Um, Actually" for MtG nerds
Delmsh: wrong order again
Delmsh: chain always going in the wrong spot
LRRbot: Vision Skeins [1U] | Instant | Each player draws two cards.
Sorator13: @Delmsh why would chain go into the graveyard before the card it makes you discard? It doesn't go to graveyard until it fully resolves
LRRbot: Spellshift [3U] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal an instant or sorcery card. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then the player shuffles.
pleonasticTautology: i think the funniest game of judge's tower would be where only chat judges can ding
millenomi_Aura: dropout um actually special but it's judge's tower with ify, mike trapp and bdg
HadesLeprechaun: There would be so many false positives, lol
LRRbot: Triad of Fates [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {1}, {T}: Put a fate counter on another target creature. / {W}, {T}: Exile target creature that has a fate counter on it, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / {B}, {T}: Exile target creature that has a fate counter on it. Its controller draws two cards.
LRRbot: Momentary Blink [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Flashback {3}{U}
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pleonasticTautology: @HadesLeprechaun no, i mean the specific chat judges lrr has on for the ppr
pleonasticTautology: not us chucklefucks
LRRbot: Masked Admirers [2GG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}{G}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
HadesLeprechaun: Oh sure, maybe, but the delay would still probably be too messy, haha
Delmsh: @Sorator13 intervening 'if' creates a triggered ability to discard
LRRbot: Guile [3UUU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [6/6] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / If a spell or ability you control would counter a spell, instead exile that spell and you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / When Guile is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
citizen_pain: sonic boom
LRRbot: Possessed Nomad [2WW] | Creature — Human Nomad Horror [3/3] | Vigilance / Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target white creature."
Delmsh: so the original needs to be in the yard before discarding
forpush: i'm getting spoilers for the cards as the stream is behind the bot lol
LRRbot: Kruin Outlaw [1RR] (back: Terror of Kruin Pass) | Creature — Human Rogue Werewolf [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
pleonasticTautology:
@HadesLeprechaun they're in discord too, so they could do it that way
LRRbot: Runed Stalactite [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is every creature type. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Secrets of the Dead [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, draw a card.
LRRbot: Plea for Power [3U] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for time or knowledge. If time gets more votes, take an extra turn after this one. If knowledge gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw three cards.
LRRbot: Noggle Ransacker [2{U/R}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [2/1] | When this creature enters, each player draws two cards, then discards a card at random.
definenull: Again, having "ascended" with 10 permanents should be an alt win con in judges tower
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the greatest mana value among permanents you control.
MrPhlip:
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sentientwaffle_: heya Foxmar!
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
LRRbot: Unraveling Mummy [1WB] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {1}{W}: Target attacking Zombie gains lifelink until end of turn. / {1}{B}: Target attacking Zombie gains deathtouch until end of turn.
WriterRaven flops into chat, existing
LRRbot: Druid's Familiar [3G] | Creature — Bear [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +2/+2.
pleonasticTautology: welcome raiders!
superdude097: Chat is hidden from streamers btw
LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
LoadingReadyRun: #bondWithTheNoggle
citizen_pain: @definenull cardmarket did a version where everyone has 20 life but goes up to 20 at the end of each turn. Could also work as a wincon
LRRbot: Down // Dirty | Down [3B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. / Fuse // Dirty [2G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Fuse
MrPhlip: hateful
DeM0nFiRe:
gibbousm: Serge
letsbelgo: serge
yohini_: bond with the noggle sounds like an indie album
ChargingFurret:
gibbousm: !decklist
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sentientwaffle_: Judge's Tower: The only game where a bonus life is a punishment
MrPhlip: !addquote (Serge) [now] I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong.
LRRbot: New quote #9611: "I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong." —Serge [2026-07-03]
LRRbot: Jötun Grunt [1W] | Creature — Giant Soldier [4/4] | Cumulative upkeep—Put two cards from a single graveyard on the bottom of their owner's library.
adurnafricai: welp, that's immortalized
LRRbot: Hystrodon [4G] | Creature — Beast [3/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. / Morph {1}{G}{G}
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like a non-Willbender morph should be a fault
Sorator13: Coldsnap was a weird time
LRRbot: Mind Raker [3B] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/3] | Devoid / When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
MrPhlip: @LoadingReadyRun I think it's Unsportsmanlike Conduct
LoadingReadyRun: Grunt's on First
LRRbot: Ulamog's Despoiler [6] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [5/5] | As this creature enters, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, this creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
millenomi_Aura: never conduct yourself like the unsportsman
LRRbot: Izzet Chronarch [3UR] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Rodzos: is it though
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun it's really quite simple
gsyhiap: Does it Chronarch?
Rodzos: is it chronarch on second?
LRRbot: Idle Thoughts [3U] | Enchantment | {2}: Draw a card if you have no cards in hand.
LRRbot: Drastic Revelation [2UBR] | Sorcery | Discard your hand. Draw seven cards, then discard three cards at random.
LRRbot: Spellshift [3U] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal an instant or sorcery card. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then the player shuffles.
adurnafricai: did nelson just change the order of the grave?
millenomi_Aura: DING
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.
LRRbot: Grisly Transformation [2B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature has intimidate.
paronomasiac042: s. h. i. f. t.
LRRbot: Vampiric Rites [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
millenomi_Aura: DING on the counter
LRRbot: Skybind [3WW] | Enchantment | Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, exile target nonenchantment permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Jalira, Master Polymorphist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {2}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonlegendary creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Chronosavant [5W] | Creature — Giant [5/5] | {1}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. You skip your next turn.
LRRbot: Hedron-Field Purists [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [0/3] | Level up {2}{W} / LEVEL 1-4 / 1/4 / If a source would deal damage to you or a creature you control, prevent 1 of that damage. / LEVEL 5+ / 2/5 / If a source would deal damage to you or a creature you control, prevent 2 of that damage.
LRRbot: Pull from the Deep [2UU] | Sorcery | Return up to one target instant card and up to one target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Pull from the Deep.
Lavalot: oh the day they print a 3 mana izzet chronarch
millenomi_Aura: DING on the guile's replacement effect
millenomi_Aura: repeating it only because sixteen cards happened in the meanwhile
ChargingFurret: guile counts only wheeler's counters
l0rdrollin: guile is you control
millenomi_Aura: DING on me, I'm out
LRRbot: Down // Dirty | Down [3B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. / Fuse // Dirty [2G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Fuse
LRRbot: Chain of Plasma [1R] | Instant | Chain of Plasma deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may discard a card. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
millenomi_Aura: truly magic is a game no one knows the rules of
gsyhiap: I'm still waiting for one of them to declare "Mornington Crescent"
WriterRaven: @gsyhiap The Aristocrats!
Omnipotrevor: toilet trouble
LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
pleonasticTautology: @gsyhiap judy and the dream of horses
LoadingReadyRun: Is there Yugioh Judge's tower?
offbeatwitch: the number of cards
nyc_mtg: oh god please
millenomi_Aura: @LoadingReadyRun that requires an intervention I think
LRRbot: Past in Flames [3R] | Sorcery | Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Flashback {4}{R}
ChargingFurret: no, there isn't a yugioh judge tower
adept_nekomancer: Someday Serge will get a turn.
goombalax: CADIA
plundypops: Judges tower seems so easy. Don't see how Nelson can lose here, looool
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
WriterRaven: @goombalax Planet fell before the Guard did.
plundypops: He is just picking up the whole deck at this point
MrPhlip: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. | while everything was fine
LRRbot: New quote #9612: "Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine." —Nelson, while everything was fine [2026-07-03]
ChargingFurret: Cadia Stands!
LoadingReadyRun:
*could* there be a Yugioh Judge's tower?
johnnylongtorso: unlimited singleton bids for the rest of the game!
LRRbot: Chain of Plasma [1R] | Instant | Chain of Plasma deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may discard a card. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
hidingbox: yawgmoth’s will is a hell of a magic card huh?
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun does lrr have a motorcycle budget?
LRRbot: Vision Skeins [1U] | Instant | Each player draws two cards.
Jmonkey49: @loadingreadyrun sure timing rules suck though
ChargingFurret: @LoadingReadyRun It's hard, you'd have to do it with old cards, because new cards all refer to searching/other cards with the same name (and the extra deck would be weird)
falseigabod: *DING* fuse is ONLY from hand
Lavalot: has LRR ever played Yugioh on stream?
LoadingReadyRun: what about Pokemon Judge's tower
Jmonkey49: @lavalot not in paper
Juliamon: Lavalot Digitally, many times
millenomi_Aura: DING!!!
ChargingFurret: DINGED
Rodzos:
ChargingFurret: amazing turn by nelson
nyc_mtg: so good nelson omg
RyanPossible: Didn't Nelson have a fecundity and Wheeler had a creature die? Or am i toasted?
LRRbot: Halls of Mist | Land | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Creatures that attacked during their controller's last turn can't attack.
LoadingReadyRun: @falseigabod good point
LRRbot: Soul Seizer [3UU] (back: Ghastly Haunting) | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Flying / When this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may transform it. If you do, attach it to target creature that player controls.
ChargingFurret: @RyanPossible no, that was a morph creature
RyanPossible: @ChargingFurret Oh yeah hystrodon
RyanPossible: it looked like fecundity
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Masked Admirers.
LRRbot: Goblin War Wagon [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [3/3] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {2}. If you do, untap this creature.
LRRbot: Felhide Spiritbinder [3R] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [3/4] | Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of another target creature, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
WriterRaven: So do you just keep playing cards until you flub the rules and get dinged on?
ChargingFurret: yeah!
WriterRaven: Huh.
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Rodzos:
nyc_mtg: Clap Clap Clap
MrPipboy3000: Amazing job guys
Sorator13: I wasn't even playing, and my brain is still tired
adurnafricai: @Lavalot Wheeler played both master duel and duel links on Is This Your Card.
plundypops: I love Judges tower streams
DarkMeos:
Clap2 Clap2 
Micalovits: No, we would have lost on our first spell
abracajakra:
OharaRenji:
pleonasticTautology: that was an AMAZING stream
Rodzos: ty ty ty
l0rdrollin: the bell is a great addition
sentientwaffle_:
DarkWingedAngel: thanks for stream!!!
frozenphoenix7: Love judge's tower
RyanPossible: I love watching Judge's tower
DeM0nFiRe: It was very fun, I love weird formats
Strebenherz: that was fun, and amazing deranged
DarkWingedAngel: always love judges tower
Sorator13: I do enjoy these, yeah
Jmonkey49: We need a bell emote
ArtDecoSunburn: The more obscure formats, the better.
r10pez10: I [GRV} J T
swordmaster2551: I was dying during this
LoadingReadyRun: 🛎
superdude097: Great stream!
MrPipboy3000: We need King of the Hill Judge's Tower
draftsynthesis: I don't know if Angel is willing to join in on something like this but getting her to check wheeler would be hilarious
Micalovits: My feedback is that all of you, including Paul, are pretty cute :3
pleonasticTautology: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
Bionull: No goofy stuff. Yes high stakes judge tower
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Real quick; were there copy effects in this judges tower list?
lamina5432: gnight
pleonasticTautology: ding, wheeler didn't mention the store
r10pez10: !deck
DarkWingedAngel: @MrPipboy3000 this would be very funny
Sorator13: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yes
abracajakra: judge's tower with Trent or Jer
GasCityGaming: dollars or euro?
GasCityGaming:
millenomi_Aura: DING
millenomi_Aura: !card Null Chamber
LRRbot: Null Chamber [3W] | World Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, you and an opponent each choose a card name other than a basic land card name. / Spells with the chosen names can't be cast and lands with the chosen names can't be played.
MrPhlip: Rhythm Tengoku: Miracle Stars
ProcyonFlynn: From the makers of PEAK.
nyc_mtg: shoutouts BDM
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love the concept of world enchantments. I'd like to see that space explored more. I guess plane chase is like that.
millenomi_Aura: it's a good game
millenomi_Aura: yep it is
Dog_of_Myth: Few more days left
millenomi_Aura: it ends day of that stream
nyc_mtg: Wed, July 8 2026 2:59 AM EDT is the end of the kickstarter for Cataclysm Arcade
Hauwulf: we better see some mutate
circusofkirkus: wait so who's going to be playing the game if there's no humans
InfiniTokens: The Bloomburrow precons had humans in them, it was blasphemy!
Sorator13: Well, I look forward to Baxter and Juniper playing MtG
Lavalot: New York block limited?
millenomi_Aura: @circusofkirkus me
Sorator13: or Gibb and Bartleby
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Colossal dreadmaw is fine.
frank_the_great: No elves, got it
DarkWingedAngel: fjdkfjdkjfd
frozenphoenix7: @circusofkirkus Gib, Bartleby, Pistachio
millenomi_Aura: New York Block Constructed would rock
InfiniTokens: Creatures/critters
nyc_mtg: @millenomi_Aura yes it would
niccus: enthralling victor is invited
circusofkirkus: are zombies allowed
InfiniTokens: Not humanoid
Juliamon: weird little guys only
w1gum: only of they show feet
DarkWingedAngel: I'm so excited for Grist
Omnipotrevor: Halflings are just short dudes
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13:
@Juliamon that doesn't narrow it down much
InfiniTokens: @Omnipotrevor More like shrunk
7gorobei: merfolk, but fish on top and human below
ProcyonFlynn:
Raccoon Kindred is a legit deck 
frank_the_great: So, two weeks???
Lavalot:
Adress it 
InfiniTokens:
Take the bloomburrow precons and take out all the non-critters and sub with critters/animals.
DarkWingedAngel: @frank_the_great I think it's been mentioned previously, they're doing a Chit Chaff with packs they have laying around
LoadingReadyRun: Chit Chaff will actually be on Wednesday (in the LRRmtg slot)
millenomi_Aura: DING
DarkWingedAngel: ohhh
Sorator13: gnight!
millenomi_Aura: nini
DarkWingedAngel: gnight
frank_the_great: @DarkWingedAngel nice ty
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
DarkWingedAngel: other pack related something in two weeks
Travilogue: And too late I have though of the phrase, "Late Night Judge Fight!!"
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