Crossing the Streams || Crashout Crew

 rasterscan: re:pinned message, people aren't around?  Is there a convention or illness going around?
  Juliamon: Travel, holidays, etc
  Juliamon: from a week ago: https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116834841424415206
 SaxPython: what's good pre-game chat? We got power back after the last round of storms, so that's nice
 rasterscan: @Juliamon Ah. ty
 rasterscan: Curse LRR's jetsetting ways
 corianderd: i got myself a treat drink
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 rasterscan: Travelling around like international dillettantes
  LunarJade: hihi
  LunarJade: you all ready to crashout?
 Getter404: Always
 rasterscan: It's 2026, so def yes
 corianderd: heather says y'all are goobers
  LunarJade: hows it going goobers
 corianderd: see!
 Getter404: I'm a goofy goober, yeah.
  LunarJade: Yeah I'm not afraid to say it to them Cori!
  LunarJade: It's affectionate!
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
 SaxPython: I'd rather be a goober that whatever Adam's calling us
 RockPusher: We a bunch of stinky goobers?
 corianderd: is it not still stinkies?
 rasterscan: I think only Adam treats us as stinkies
 RockPusher: 
 rasterscan: Very cruel
  LunarJade: I think he still calls them stinky yeah
  Juliamon: it is, generally, a fair call
  LunarJade: I'm not sure how Adam smells the internet... it's a strange power
 rasterscan: @Juliamon >:(
  Juliamon: people are stinky
 corianderd: how would we feel about fragibles?
  Juliamon: like, inherently
 rasterscan: Nuh uh, I eat a whole bar of deodorant every day to avoid being stinky
  Juliamon: that's the real problem
 RockPusher: The Internet smells like dirty socks, wet dog, and vaguely of mint?
  Juliamon: pleasant smells are still stinky
 rasterscan: @Juliamon 
 Sethalidos: @RockPusher that's not mint it's rot
  Juliamon: everyone's favourite game, mint or mould
 rasterscan: Ian inflicting that on the next LoadingReadyLive
  Juliamon: combine the two for the weirdest cheese you ever tasted
 rasterscan: Cue Kathleen sniffing into a jar then shrieking and running out of the room.
 ErynTzun:  oh hai
 rasterscan: @Juliamon All I can find close to that is a rosemary mint cheddar, so thankfully no one has gone so far as "mint gorgonzola"
  LunarJade: Chat do you have a favourite museum?
 Sethalidos: @rasterscan I am certain it exists somewhere
 RockPusher: Eat a mint, down some blue brie
   LoadingReadyRun: windmill slam Edo Tokyo Museum
   LoadingReadyRun: 2nd place Miraikan. Fite me
 rasterscan: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, I see Beej has control of the account today
 TehAmelie: maybe simple but i like my town's regional history museum
 Sethalidos: I was gonna say the Lourve because it's apparently quite easy to "borrow" stuff there
 rasterscan: Also, I'm biased because I live in Washington DC, but the national african american history museum hits like a freight train
 PharaohBender27: @Sethalidos 
  Juliamon: there were some nice museums in DC when I went
 GasCityGaming: Human Rights Museum in Winnipeg is awesome
 SnackPak_: 
 TehAmelie: i've been outside the Louvre. it's closed too much for my taste
 rasterscan: @Juliamon the smithsonians are legit a cultural treasure and one of the few things I'm remotely still proud of my country for
 raulghoulia: Museum of Fine Arts in Boston is pretty whizzer but I really liked the Air and Space Smithsonian when I was wee
 ErynTzun: Since I've really only been able to visit museums in my town. Historically Museum of Questionable Medical Devices, Minneapolis. which closed in 2002 but the collection was transferred to the Science Museum of Minnesota.
 RockPusher: Juliamon Smithsonian Air & Space would very much be on my visit list if I ever found myself in that area
 RockPusher:   
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 TehAmelie: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 SnackPak_: 
 iarethel0ser:  
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 TehAmelie: are we crashing some museums today?
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  Juliamon: yeah, Air & Space was one we went to, we were being given a casual tour by my sister's astronomer friend
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  LunarJade:   
 Kramburger: Time for some perfectly valid crashouts
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kusinohki: meows
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 aislynn_13: Crashing out already? Well it is Monday
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 SaxPython: What's the electronics museum in seattle?
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 RockPusher: Also the California Science Center is about to have an extremely awesome exhibit
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DideRobot: LRR: The Forklift beacon is lit! Ian is called to battle with the aid of Cori, Heather and Matt! It's time from Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116875751886486007
 SnackPak_: @RockPusher I heard about that recently and I am SO EXCITED
 PharaohBender27: For museums, I do have a soft spot for the Alte Pinakothek in Munich, because when I was studying there I took an art history class where we stood in front of the actual paintings while discussing them.
 SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 Absolutly rad
realbadatthis_: That is very neat
themost52: @LunarJade The museum of science and industry in Chicago is amazing. Went as an adult my first time and loved it as much as my kids did.
  Juliamon: ah I just remembered! Sonoran Desert Museum was sweet
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   Anubis169: s00n
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 RockPusher: SnackPak_ I watch a live stream of them hoisting her in a while back, now they've built the building around it all 
 SaxPython: I was thininking of MoPOP in Seattle.  Although I was last there when it was EMP
 PharaohBender27: Plus, on the other side of the room from Rubens' Lion Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_Hunt_(Rubens)) is a small sketch of an early version, and it's interesting to compare the two and see what changed.
 paronomasiac042: whoa, when did we het this fresh new intro?
 SaxPython: 
 Getter404: Goobers.
 AugmentingPath: I think we're the Runners?
 lirazel64: Runners
 WiJohn: loading ready raudience?
   Anubis169: Good evening Yaboi'ian
 RockPusher: Stinky Goobers today
 far2muchsarcasm: Stinkies
 Strebenherz:   
Mindfire13: Runlings?
 Vinewood_OG: A Clamour?
  Foxmar320: Crashout Crew is great!
  Juliamon: Hello Sweetian
 TehAmelie: i just think of us as chat
 BraveOthello: Im partially to LRRkers
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
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 TehAmelie: there may be other chats, but eh
 ErynTzun: If I could I would visit the Kennedy Space Center that counts as a museum. I'm a NASA fan, not a fan of whatshisface ruining space exploration.
   Anubis169: !store
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kusinohki: pretty sure I'm a LRRker
 RockPusher: your mic could stand to come up a fraction Ian
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 SaxPython: @RockPusher seconded
   Anubis169: lol
 GasCityGaming: I got my Jobby and Muffin shirts on Friday! They're great!
 BraveOthello: @kusinohki Ha, joke's on you, you chatted!
 RockPusher:  
 A_Dub888: "Is that 5 dollars in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
 e_bloc: euros are fine too
 paronomasiac042: i got my trans pride logo shirt, it's fantastic
 PharaohBender27: Shouldn't it be 5 Euros for the convention? 
 Getter404: Running a powerful magnet over audio equipment *never* goes wrong
 ErynTzun: Beans are forklift certified?'
  Foxmar320: Ian + Forklift = 
 e_bloc: start your shenmues
Mai_Andra: Yellow Boi LoadingReadyRun just mouthing off at the camera back there... 
realbadatthis_: Ebisu style
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 e_bloc: "break room" and "break" room are two different energies
 TehAmelie: such perfect round donuts
 ErynTzun: Can't read those, what do they do?
 Laurence72: I now hear that Eurobeat hot, Forklifting In The 90s in my head
  Foxmar320: Yep shared cash
 RockPusher: Grippy Forklift!
 e_bloc: why do we even have a crocodile button
 SnackPak_: the little forks wiggle
 ErynTzun: practice cones 
 GasCityGaming: whoa, VLC is in this game? 
 DaxStrife: You can acquire VLC media player!
7gorobei: more like tongs lift
  Foxmar320: Hey Ian press UP on the right stick
 ErynTzun: Install it and play some MKV's
 Strebenherz: This game is "co-op" co-op isn't it
kusinohki: what does the half circle above ian the only appears occasionally mean??
WriterRaven flops into chat, existing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Similar to REPO maybe
 Kramburger: Two kiwis? What is this, every Australian comedy panel show?
 RockPusher gets forklifted into a mysterious door
  Foxmar320: No you don't need them in order
johnnylongtorso: I got the blueberries, you got the kiwis, let's make lots of money
 Phailhammer: @Kramburger 
 Shadwhawk: Gotta have the trucks loaded correctly for the delivery route!
 SquareDotCube: We must be loading Thomas the Tank Engine
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 e_bloc: froot froot
  Foxmar320: This is going well lol
  amative1: Foxmar320: we should totally try and do level 1 again, and get S rank to get that cheevo
 LordZarano: Someone get Matt away from that button 
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 e_bloc: sweet christmas
 ErynTzun: Speaking of forklifts, this song is now in my head and it will now be there for days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmYbXRUoXPw
 DiscordianTokkan: My Blueberries! *ian washlet noise*
 SaxPython: @DiscordianTokkan I heard it as My Cabbages
Pal_Friendpatine: This seems silly fun. May have to meet everyone in the VOD though. 👋🏻
 RockPusher: Washington Delivery Company Simulator?
  Foxmar320: @LoadingReadyRun Be sure to try pressing UP on the right stick for fun times
johnnylongtorso: ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
 PharaohBender27: @ErynTzun  He triiiiiiied to kill me with a forklift! Olé! 
 Scy_Anide: Cook, Serve, Delicious, minus the Cook.
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EntertainingBenevolentWheelCharlieBitMe-t0_WbylYtVzRBeWu
kusinohki: fugitive alien 1 and 2 ??
 e_bloc: with forklifts, the most dangerous move is also the right move
 A_Dub888: @ErynTzun This is the song, written for the twitch stream// We have to fill de-li-veries!
 PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Yep, though Fugitive Alien 2 had some other title, IIRC
 RockPusher: The warehouse has changed ownership?
 Decaped: Ian's back on the forklift again
  Foxmar320: Nope same warehouse but a hazard is active
 A_Dub888: @Decaped you can take the Ian out of the forklift, but you can't take to forklift out of the Ian
  Foxmar320: 4 is max
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 
 ErynTzun: And that's our song We hope that you enjoyed it And if you thought that it was stupid and trite Come on and kill us with a forklift All we wanna do With love from us to you Is sing...THE FUGITIVE ALIEN SOOOOOOONG!
 Manae: Does order actually matter or was it saying order incorrect due to unmet requirements after hitting the button?
 TehAmelie: upsetting in several senses
 RockPusher: Ian blueing berries all over the floor
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 e_bloc: which one is the bottom
 Tiber727: Couldn't you also just load up and bring random stuff over by where the orders are loaded?
  Foxmar320: I can't wait for them to find their phones
  amative1: @Tiber727 Yes
Spades_Slicc: Why is it called a forklift when you fork lift the the load lower fork off tip the load
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
loufghyslaufey: Huh. I presumed so much as a heist title game for a Crossings stream.
 DaxStrife: Men only want 1 thing (bombs) and it's disgusting.
  Foxmar320: @Tiber727 Thats what my group does
 e_bloc: thats when Santa started to stamp "return to sender" on Heather's mail
 ErynTzun:  someone set us up the bomb
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousAggressivePieDancingBanana-dEZFT8AWY8NkYdz-
loufghyslaufey: Don't know. Crashout Crew just being a titled game name dressed for a heist game to me.
 PharaohBender27: @ErynTzun But to whom belong all the base?
Spades_Slicc: Oh cool, Ian's wearing the D Strider shades
 pleonasticTautology: hello hi
 TehAmelie: a driver told me the standard fine for putting donut burns on the street is $150/meter, if you wanna put a price tag on your fun
 Decaped: So far, too much efficiency, not enough chaos.
 pleonasticTautology: @Spades_Slicc his is a drill that will pierce the heavens
 Decaped: This team needs a saboteur mode.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancySpotlessQuailAMPTropPunch-zuO26BEC126rYV0T
 RockPusher: Somebody set us up the bombbomb
 e_bloc: that sounds like the Beej phonetic alphabet
 TehAmelie: we're making some sort of blueberry blast?
 OldUncleDan: @Decaped Among Us already exists.
 e_bloc: and what will the bottom be having
 RockPusher: shoutout to all the kiwi bottoms 
  amative1: @Decaped The game becomes a saboteur as you play more
 Decaped: @amative1 Nice!
 e_bloc: occasionally this sounds like a normal ice cream shop
  Foxmar320: Certain hazards really mess with the players
  Foxmar320: Also no ones found their phone yet so lol
 SaxPython: @e_bloc All I hear are smoothie orders
 e_bloc: @SaxPython a dirty cherry smoothie sounds nice
 PharaohBender27: @SaxPython What sort of smoothie uses bombs as an ingredient?
 TehAmelie: wait, this is all fruits and bombs, are we working for United Fruit?
 SaxPython: 
 e_bloc: yes chef
 SaxPython: Cherry Jallepeno would be bomb cherry
  Foxmar320: oh no here we go!
 e_bloc: you cannot just tell your coworkers to touch the button
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  Foxmar320: Allergies! CHAOS TIME!
  amative1: You do all actually have to agree
  amative1: It won't progress if you're a split vote
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: good evening, Internet Friends!
  Foxmar320: Might be the most chaotic hazard
 RockPusher: Spoilers‽
 e_bloc: wait who here has experience in a true democracy
 RockPusher: Mmmm, soup
 pleonasticTautology: i'm waiting until the next kamen rider season for baubles
 SaxPython: @e_bloc 
 ladyjessica: ian never buy anything Horner
  amative1: cheap shelf!
 ladyjessica: so far
  Foxmar320: Here we go
 Voidhawk42: Ian can find a way to make any game PvP 
  Foxmar320: heheheee
 RockPusher: ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!
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  Anubis169: 151 months of sub on the wall, 151 months of sub! Time for my shift, on tokyo drift, going sideways in my tricked out forklift!
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  Foxmar320: 
 SaxPython: 
   Anubis169: yeah
  Foxmar320: Ian try pushing UP on the right stick.
 ErynTzun: sick-ass spoiler or sick ass-spoiler
  Foxmar320: Yeah right stick
  amative1: I hope you get the PEAK ONE
 pleonasticTautology: lmao "gapmoe.me"
 calculated_uncertainties: why... why doomscroll in game?
  Foxmar320: It randomizes each shift
  Foxmar320: There are a lot of them
niccus: just like a real forklift operator!
 Zerragonoss: Do cat phots make you crash out slower?
  Foxmar320: Also achievments for watching TipTaps on the job
 pleonasticTautology: ian,
 OldUncleDan: That is precisely one of those game mechanics that I would look at briefly and ignore the rest of the game.
 pleonasticTautology: mmmmm, donuts...
 gsyhiap: Ian is grumpy old man confirmed
 e_bloc: consult your doctor if you acquire dirty box
 SnackPak_: 
 A_Dub888: "Is there anything you do like?" "No" Cori, how does that make you feel/?
 Zerragonoss: Can you use the boost pad to jump them over the short walls?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Nice throw
 DiscordianTokkan: The strategic SneezeYeet
  Foxmar320: Crashed out so hard he put the boost pad away
 ErynTzun: "According to a new study, heavy short-form video use is linked to poorer cognition, stress, anxiety, and lower mental well being." - I don't know if we have enough long terms studies to prove this, but it certainly can't be great to watch so much of it.
   Anubis169: Techonologia!
 ErynTzun: Push the button Frank!
   Anubis169: Shift shifted!
 e_bloc: and we haven't pissed off kd lang yet
 betweenmyself: gator sighted 
 gsyhiap: snappy dresser
 SnackPak_: gettem
 TehAmelie: "i'm calling HR"
  Foxmar320: I don't think this company has HR
 e_bloc: this company has the opposite of whatever HR is
 ErynTzun: That mask looks like it's hard to see out of, it should be a detriment to driving. lol
 PharaohBender27: Oh no, the chickens are live
 e_bloc: quite the brag cori
 ErynTzun: Live chickens much cuter and funnier
 SnackPak_: more egg!
 SnackPak_: so long eggs
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 e_bloc: this is not how you do ivf
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 ErynTzun: Just creamed those eggs, eh Ian?
 gsyhiap: Making some omelette
 TehAmelie: i can see the corporate meddling that would result in breeding cube shaped chickens for easier transport and then having to transport them live in order to get any advantage from the cube shape
 iris_of_ether:   
 ErynTzun: 🥚 🐔
  Foxmar320: oh good
  amative1: Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost!
 calculated_uncertainties: factory's haunted!
 gsyhiap: 
WriterRaven: poultrygeists!
 ErynTzun: 
 AtomicAlchemical: 
kusinohki: poultrygeists?  call an eggsorcist!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VivaciousKnottyBorkCopyThis-crLx19KuDVB0Fn76
  Foxmar320: I hope Ian finds the Peak TipTap. It's so good
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessAmusedCocoaDatBoi-eAV9FFw8xDW6DEgy
 ErynTzun: @kusinohki You’re an egg-cellent person.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't have chicken emotes but I do have those
 wolphiron: 🎶 fruit salad, yummy yummy
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 Dog_of_Myth: E G G
 e_bloc: suddenly we're waffle house but with less violence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You must be very small
 gsyhiap: The messes are... on the floor
 e_bloc: @gsyhiap but the real messes are on the fork lifts
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I accidentally lied
 wolphiron: Look I left to give my cat meds, obviously I missed the change from fruit
 gsyhiap: The relative size of the eggs and the chickens makes me worried for the chickens' health if they're laying something that big
 e_bloc: egg is meat fruit
 PharaohBender27: @wolphiron Yep we've moved to poultry
 ErynTzun: @wolphiron the deliveries move now
 SnackPak_: oofa
 wolphiron: Release the quackens! But chuckers?
 PharaohBender27: Ian please
 margieargie: "I bring you these fifteen-" *crash* "These ten commandments!"
 wolphiron: Cluckers?
 ErynTzun: @margieargie 10 cracked commandments
 spawnofhastur: HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT 
  Foxmar320: On sale! Heck yeah!
adept_nekomancer: The Fork and the Furious: Forklift Drift
 e_bloc: not with that attitude
 wolphiron: @gsyhiap You sheltered child. Please never go into the furry porn
WriterRaven: holy broken eggs, Batman.
  Foxmar320: omg so many broken eggs!
  Foxmar320: The ghosts are doing work!
 wolphiron: IDK the brown egg
 wolphiron: IDK the broken eggs remind me of trying to cheap hatch chickens in Minecraft
  Foxmar320: hahahahaa
n3ther: push DA button
 e_bloc: the brown eggs make me want to make a croquembouche
 Heckhoundbolt: good job Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels like Cook Serve Delicious where once you have a system it's satisfying
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Lift and throw and lift and throw and hanatize" lives in my head rent free
 e_bloc: six eggs downstairs is my go-to waffle house order
  Foxmar320: Ghost throwing a three stack of eggs is just rude
adept_nekomancer: eggsplosives
  Foxmar320: Love it when both options involve fire 
 wolphiron: The problem with throwing eggs to hatch chickens in Minecraft is if you throw the eggs too fast, you kill the chicks with the eggs you're throwing
 exeJayce: so this game is basically just OSHA violations? I love it
 RockPusher:  
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Oh it's the autonomous scrubber. Nice!
 e_bloc: can you get a dui on a forklift
 wolphiron: So..... What will happen if we encourage you guys to decorate the entire floor with egg tiles? 
 Lobo_Apache: Drinking on a forklift? Just like every other operator I know lol
 e_bloc: asking for an Ian
 Lobo_Apache: @e_bloc fun fact, you can! 
 PharaohBender27: Sorry I went to refill my drink, are we in a warzone now?
 exeJayce: yes
 Decaped: those bombs just took out the shelf
 RockPusher:   
 exeJayce: they have to deal with basically comets now 10/10
 Heckhoundbolt: how is this worth less than bombs
 PharaohBender27: 
  Foxmar320: About that stack of eggs
adept_nekomancer: The egg survival rate in this warehouse is low
 wolphiron: Ian has 5 eggs, gets bombed, has an omelette now
kusinohki: is the teleporter just 1 item at a time??
 e_bloc: does it matter which come first
 DiscordianTokkan: backing up beeps I think
 wolphiron: Should spread the chickens so they lay more eggs before they get bombed
  Foxmar320: That poor chicken on the telaporter just going back and forth
 DiscordianTokkan: Aaaa
 e_bloc: and this is why you never accept fob shipping point
 RockPusher:   
 wolphiron: This is why "just in time shipping" is just big money corps being cheap
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
   Anubis169: 
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 ErynTzun: Clapppity clappitty Clap
 TheWriterAleph: 
  Foxmar320: omg
 e_bloc: !clip
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 DaxStrife: Welcome to the highlight reel.
 SaxPython: If you're happy and you know it
 spethycakes:  where's Adam?
   Anubis169: NIce!!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: Coriandoughnut!
 e_bloc: I was just thinking Adam would get a kick out of that
DoodlestheGreat: Adam and Ben. Heck, they all would,
 RockPusher: Down with the wetness
WriterRaven: @RockPusher And an "Ooh-wa-wa-wa-wa" to all who observe.
 Decaped: those chickens had a family
 e_bloc: @Decaped good news, the family was the eggs
 wolphiron: Cori: do you ever have problems with the "natural flavors" in food ingredients? Or does Canada follow EU standards and don't add enough allergens to food when it's "natural flavors" like the States does?
 e_bloc: the tone of the game changes a lot if you assume it's a fertility clinic
 wolphiron: I'm asking bc I was thinking how much it would suck if Cori couldn't eat fruit flavored snacks bc of her allergies
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa I love this
 DiscordianTokkan: Minus two up top
 RockPusher: Very rude bombing an egg factory
 e_bloc: surely this is a violation of the geneva conventions
  Foxmar320: Fired
 HadesLeprechaun: Just got in, so has the story attempted to explain the meteors or is it just accepted workplace hazard?
 ghyllnox: It said 3/1
 gsyhiap: F o7
 ghyllnox: Not 1/3
  Juliamon: HadesLeprechaun We chose it over bombs in the deliveries
 SkylerRingtail: @HadesLeprechaun It's a Democratically Selected workplace hazard!
 James_the_Dabbler: It's real!
 Decaped: 18 explosions
 wolphiron: @HadesLeprechaun The original meteor didn't kill all the dinos so these new ones are trying to kill the lingering dinos (chickens)
  amative1: Swap your legs, stretch your fluids!
 e_bloc: a box in the henhouse is a good name for a level
WriterRaven: @SkylerRingtail Democratically Selected Workplace Hazards is the name of my new punk rock album.
  Foxmar320: @amative1 Ill try but uhhhhhhh
 LordZarano: !break
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 gsyhiap: @amative1 Instructions unclear, but now I have running water.
 ghyllnox: Does goo count as a fluid?
 SaxPython: @gsyhiap that pun is incredible
loufghyslaufey: That you, "Rhythm Doctor"?
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  amative1: Hello! Ian's not back yet, but left you live.
WriterRaven: secret podcast time! =D
  Foxmar320: Hot mic
  amative1: Awww...
 SaxPython: phew
 pleonasticTautology: 
WriterRaven: Darn.
 e_bloc: thats bait
 gsyhiap: 
  Foxmar320: 
 gsyhiap: sseeecretsss
 Dog_of_Myth: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always eating cheeseburgers.
 iris_of_ether: 
 wolphiron: Do their secrets live in chambers?
 ContingentCat: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
 ihlendrax: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #6277: "Everything's detachable with enough force." —Ian [2019-08-05]
 spethycakes: !advice
  LRRbot: Stampeding is a choice.
 Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Boop its nose.
 iris_of_ether:    
 e_bloc: meanwhile Matt has not yet caught the drift
  Foxmar320: I use a lot of boost as well
DigitalSeahorse:    egging them on
 wolphiron: @e_bloc I've been watching too much OG Friday Nights bc I thought you meant Wiggins for a hot moment
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 ErynTzun: That's a very Square bun
 ContingentCat: 
  amative1: oh good, THIS level
 wolphiron: #BlameJames
 ErynTzun: It is prime bun season right now with the heat waves
 gsyhiap: @wolphiron Honestly that sounds about right for the real Wiggins
 exeJayce: I mean, Ian, you are the most out-of-pocket out of the crew that's currently streaming so it makes sense to blame you
  amative1: oil AND toxic waste
  Sarah_Serinde: oh I'll always blame Ian 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
  Foxmar320: oh yeah oil and waste gonna be so many messes
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde statistically that is a safe strategy
  Foxmar320: Drifting also charges your boost
 e_bloc: 
  Foxmar320: Bing Bong is a secret
 pleonasticTautology: bing bong
 e_bloc: words spoke moments before disaster
  amative1: So far... ignoring the big oil spill at intake
 Dog_of_Myth: no ghosts...yet
 Decaped: The ghosts are the friends you made along the way
 gsyhiap: Wait, Ian isn't a complication?
 A_Dub888: 
  amative1: "They can't get big" =D
 wolphiron: Cacti = Big ouchies
  amative1: Bing Bong's goodbye party!!
 e_bloc: not everything can be benzos
 wolphiron: @Decaped The ghosts are the eggs you've dropped along the way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Glad Matt and I occupy similar parts of that internet
 gsyhiap: Volleyb-oil more like
  amative1: better get pruning
  Foxmar320: hehehee
 wolphiron: Heather: this place used to be clean
 wolphiron: Ian is a dirty boi
 e_bloc: that was the beauty of past tense
 HadesLeprechaun: Send in the bottom!
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 Decaped: I was really hoping the boost would light the oil on fire
 Sogheim: Ian driving a forklift, I'm having Shenmue flashbacks
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
  Foxmar320: @Decaped Other sources of fire do
 gsyhiap: Heading for Minecraft creeper grade 
 e_bloc: Ian's winning as many world cups as any other Canadian this year
  Foxmar320: lol
 wolphiron: Ooooh if you light the oil on fire, it'll clean up the oil mess!
 e_bloc: (or American, for that matter)
 SaxPython:     poison?
 wolphiron: @e_bloc May I point you to Paul's video about how he's not American but is American? 
 gsyhiap: @wolphiron Now you're thinking like BP!
 e_bloc: @wolphiron honestly I believe everything paul says
 ContingentCat: 
 e_bloc: @SaxPython fish and swimming pool, two words I'll never forget how to say in french
 wolphiron: @e_bloc Well, I think that's the Whole Story c;
 pleonasticTautology: lol
WriterRaven: A cactuskeleton.
 e_bloc: no
 SaxPython: 
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 KaleidoscopeMind: arent skeletons nature's skeleton?
 RockPusher: The skeleton thirsts for your moistness
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] Cactuses are just nature's skeletons.
  LRRbot: New quote #9615: "Cactuses are just nature's skeletons." —Ian [2026-07-06]
 wolphiron: @gsyhiap Actually hair and fur is best for cleaning oil spills.
 e_bloc: I truly look forward to that quote popping up in 3-6 months
devilcultivator: @Sarah_Serinde thank you was gonna suggest that
 RockPusher: It's slippery that way
 e_bloc: that is literally what oil does
  Foxmar320: I love Bing Bong just sitting in toxic waste
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BitterStormyDunlinOpieOP-bjDqhd77Vu3r8RQL
WriterRaven: I read that as Detective HVAC for a moment and thought, that's an anime waiting to happen...
 e_bloc: you need an old forklift and a young forklift
devilcultivator: haunted by a polite ghost that helps you do dishes
 RockPusher: !findquote ghost
  LRRbot: Quote #1059: "Are you a bullet or a ghost? I think that should be something that should be made clear." —Paul [2015-11-09]
 gsyhiap: @wolphiron So you're saying that getting local fauna involved is the best plan then?
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm drowning in unruly Post-It-Notes   
  Foxmar320: 
 e_bloc: not sure if that was game related or not
 pleonasticTautology: oil? i thought you said VOILE
 e_bloc: if Ian was a ghostbuster he 10000% would cross the streams just to see what happened
 Zerragonoss: Really I often find setting things on fire relives my stress.
 wolphiron: @gsyhiap I was thinking of some nonprofit orgs which accept haircut donations to make hair mats and sausages to clean up oil spills, after the BP Gulf of Mexico fiasco
  Foxmar320: hahahahaaaa
 Decaped: it's everything I could have wanted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 BusTed: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I heard "he needs to be on fuck"
 Vilun: so was Ian a bonus hazard they voted for?
 ErynTzun: What a weird choice for audio
 wolphiron: @Vilun Ian is a wildcard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vilun Having Ian here seemingly (I am kidding)
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 ghyllnox: 
 e_bloc: your cleaner's on fire
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) So how's things going?
 wolphiron: Ian are you adding more mess with your skid marks??
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 e_bloc: always forward, sometimes turning
 mercano82: Ever forward, never learning
 Lysander_salamander: awawawawawa
WriterRaven: So what I'm hearing is, this is a TTSF stream in disguise. Ever forward, never learning, safety third. =P
 PharaohBender27: @WriterRaven It's also virtual
 Lysander_salamander: is the bleeping intentional?
 PharaohBender27: So it's only Ian's avatar that suffers the consequences
 e_bloc: this is absolutely a 'let's try' program.  try what, however, has not been discovered
 wolphiron: @e_bloc Try all the OSHA violations?
 e_bloc: @wolphiron what a bingo card that would be
 gsyhiap: @e_bloc It's entertainment in these trying times
 ErynTzun: oil caaaan
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 e_bloc: !clip
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 wolphiron: @gsyhiap Question: is your username a gay mishap? Bc that'll be awesome
  Sarah_Serinde: I am also not surprised
 pleonasticTautology: fish?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 wolphiron: Ian will be v sad with the speed limit contract
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian is The Most
 RedAlexxis: lifting the team up
 gsyhiap: @wolphiron It's not, but you're welcome to think that if it makes you happy
 Getter404: Beads?!
 RockPusher:    
 Zerragonoss: You see Ian does not belive in shoping
 ghyllnox: Live bees?
 pleonasticTautology: @Getter404 no, BEES
 DigitalSeahorse:  bbbbbbbbb
 e_bloc: when you're #1, why try harder
 wolphiron: Yelling bees makes me think of Beej
 empyreon: 
 pleonasticTautology: fire extinguishers calm bees
 pleonasticTautology: like, irl
 DigitalSeahorse:     
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 TehAmelie: tfw spending your paycheck on work equipment
 wolphiron: @gsyhiap It looks like similar letters, is why I asked. Thanks for taking the question as the genuine curiosity that it was meant!
 betweenmyself: figure eight
 RockPusher:    
 e_bloc: in an earlier round
 TehAmelie: i remember that anime
 gsyhiap: @wolphiron It's actually an obscure and obfuscated Douglas Adams reference
 Getter404: Sounds like something Harmony Korine would be involved with
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriangularHandsomeButterRiPepperonis-94bjBWuESRrZRmm0
 e_bloc: funny, I when I met my first girlfriend her AIM SN was an obscure Douglas Adams reference
 PharaohBender27: 
 RedAlexxis: Aw, they missed the best grade for this, B+
 e_bloc: @RedAlexxis 
 PharaohBender27: @RedAlexxis  
  Sarah_Serinde: like Ian
 RockPusher: A for "A Bee", B for "Best Bee", "C for "See, a Bee"…
 Lysander_salamander: can you move the wires?
 Getter404: Wrong Bing Bong!
 PharaohBender27: (Nelson voice) BIIIIINNNG BOOOOONNG!!!
 Heckhoundbolt: why is Bing Bong here?
  Sarah_Serinde: gonna have to teach Ian about Bing Bong every time he plays one of these games
 e_bloc: is bing bong a bottom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 That's such a good stream
WriterRaven: @PharaohBender27 Alas, text cannot capture Nelson's primordial screaming of the name.
 PharaohBender27: @Heckhoundbolt It seems to be a trend to insert him into games now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Heckhoundbolt You should always be asking "where is Bing Bong" if you cannot see Bing Bong
 Sogheim: not the bees! not the bees!
 LordZarano: Bing Bong, everyone's favourite divorcee
 RockPusher: import peak.bingbong
  Foxmar320: @Heckhoundbolt Game is from the same team that made PEAK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IIRC he's in Slay the Spire two
  Juliamon: Heckhoundbolt This game is by the same devs
 Zerragonoss: To be fair this game is also made by agro crab
 pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig i think because they're across the hall
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 gsyhiap: Matt's character just looks like the Duolingo owl in a forklift
 PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 ... or what others have said, that this is by the same team that made PEAK
 DigitalSeahorse: Bottom was a pretty sweet show
  Juliamon: also indies are big on shared easter eggs
 RedAlexxis: I mean, forklift driving game, this is about the most Ian thing ever ... well except for asking where the sailors are. 
ChargingFurret: watching ian drive stresses me, I might crash out
  Foxmar320: There are more PEAK and Bing Bong easter eggs that we have not seen yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this easier or harder than the 9 crate challenge?
 PharaohBender27: Was  trying to set up a joke there?
  Foxmar320: For the telaporter someone needs to take things off as well as put on
 gsyhiap: Vroom! 
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Okay are there any Klaus references tho. . .
  Juliamon: fro za
 Getter404: They pay me in wooiiiiims
 Tiber727: Don't copy that froppi!
208 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
 RockPusher: a delicious froppee perfect for beating the heat
 pleonasticTautology: welcome raiders!
  Juliamon: hello rodeo! hope you like BEES
 RockPusher:   
 TheWriterAleph: two bees? not two bees?
 Micalovits: BBB
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are 4 bees!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SnappyCogentFlamingoTBCheesePull-aL_R7WhsZVF9YyIP
 pleonasticTautology: two bees, from nier
 RockPusher:    
 RedAlexxis: Ian was creating Buzz
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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 Strebenherz: Howdy Rodeo
 RockPusher:    
 gsyhiap: There are indeed many bees. Some of them are still in boxes.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RedAlexxis: I do love that bee emoji, that's neat
 DiscordianTokkan: those are bees
  Foxmar320: oh goood
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 RedAlexxis: buzz bomb
 pleonasticTautology: 12 angry forklifts
 gsyhiap: A consensus game, huh?
 RockPusher: One Angry Heather is the sequel we didn't know we needed
 PharaohBender27: So @LoadingReadyRun you were going to explain why a certain logo was infuriating in the mid-2000s . . .
 PharaohBender27:              
 offbeatwitch: ian just causing problems and running away is making me cackle every time
  Foxmar320: 
  Sarah_Serinde: it's ok, Ian deserves bees
  Juliamon: it's going to keep happening
 RedAlexxis: so many bees
 TehAmelie: a honey trap, if you will?
 Getter404: Heather needs explosives. Don't ask why.
 gsyhiap: Don't worry, bee happy. Or not.
 RedAlexxis: "People love explosive" - Alfred Nobel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RedAlexxis When he created the prize about everything but that
 RedAlexxis: @Thefluffiestguineapig Well, you can't create a Nobel prize for explosions, Michalel Bay would win it every year. 
 e_bloc: more b's than Bruce Campbell's resume
 TehAmelie: let's call it the "B" shelf
 e_bloc: @RedAlexxis I doubt they would associate the Nobel prize with explosives
 RedAlexxis: @e_bloc Granted, but it would give the award ceremony a bit of a kick
  Foxmar320: hahaaaa 
 gsyhiap: Finally! A BEE grade!
 Zerragonoss: Also proably don't put lit bombs on any shelf
 RedAlexxis: @gsyhiap B grade is best grade
  Sarah_Serinde: And maybe don't put lit explosives on a shelf where they'll destroy everything else there...
 e_bloc: if they were going to give out a Nobel prize, you would think the person who created dynamite would get one
 TehAmelie: "we have to separate the honey from the bees" -guy who invented beekeeping
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde that sounds dangerously like applying logic and planning
 RedAlexxis: okay, time for gym, fun stream I'll have to check out the vod
 Zerragonoss: I do think one person sorting at each end and two people moving would be best.
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian: puts explosives on shelf. Heather: *immediately* takes explosives away from shelf 
  Foxmar320: 
 RockPusher:    
 2Flower:   
 ghyllnox: @e_bloc Okay this is /s, yes?
 TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: Honestly this is just a normal day in Walmart receiving
 e_bloc: @ghyllnox 100000%  sorry hard to convey over chat
 Tiber727: Just bring everything?
  Foxmar320: LOL
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc This is precisely why  exists
 RockPusher:  
 ghyllnox: @e_bloc Np 
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: As someone who's primary shipping related professional experience is fine art shipping Ian fill me with dread
 Strebenherz: Ian zooming off before everything exploded was kind of wonderful xD
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 e_bloc: Ian has been working with Heather for like 15 years, he should know better than to leave her alone with explosives.  its the LRR equivalent of the fox/sheep/grain problem
  Foxmar320:   
 offbeatwitch: ian is a true master of chaos in this game
  amative1: ooh, are we gonna get a failure?
 schordash: ian never answers for his shitttt  
 RockPusher:    
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 MaraSadow:   
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc Counterpoint, Ian knocking the explosives over, then running like hell xD
Grumpingtoon: Ian is the most realistic part of working in a warehouse
  Foxmar320: @amative1 Already had one
 Tiber727: Ian should just forgo the shelves. He just makes things worse trying to use them.
 RockPusher: Good work cleaning robot, at least someone here is reliable
  Foxmar320: Cleaning bot not getting paid enough
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianAltruisticOryxKappaWealth-aQOodF0Cx0QeBfAS
 schordash: "next been!" 
rogerivany: When do we get down to Beej-ness though?
  Sarah_Serinde: I trust Heather with explosives
 e_bloc: dynamite is fire with extra steps
  Foxmar320:  
 RockPusher: Heather a grenadier
 exeJayce: I trust Heather with pretty much anything at this point
 schordash: 
 schordash: 
 schordash: 
  Juliamon: Donate your fluids responsibly
 PharaohBender27: Well unless it's beer and even that's iffy (see: Mail Time emergency in 2017)
 InconsiderateHat: @PharaohBender27 Pretty sure the blood bank does
  Juliamon: You might even get a cookie for it!
 DigitalSeahorse: *swaps leggies*   
 PharaohBender27: @InconsiderateHat When did LRR open a blood bank, though? 
 e_bloc: I have a desirable blood type, and not in the Japanese way
  Juliamon: he didn't say to donate to LRR
  Juliamon: just... donate
 exeJayce: I need to get more regular alcohol, all I have is wine and schnapps right now
 e_bloc: question what makes wine not regular alcohol
  Juliamon: define "regular alcohol"
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc My question exactly
 e_bloc: schnapps I get
 e_bloc: but wine is like the og-triple-og alcohol
  LunarJade: @PharaohBender27 probably somewhere around Not a Drop to Drink Season 3
 exeJayce: because this wine might make me a bit too drunk and I really only want something like a cider or a low-alcohol content strawberry daiquiri
 PharaohBender27: @LunarJade OK, you got me there 
 e_bloc: always reminds me of Steven Seagal's best movie quote:  "I'm gonna take you to the bank.  the blood bank"
 PharaohBender27: @exeJayce I was going to say "Oh so like a lager, then" but I somehow get the sense you're not a beer person
 Tiber727: @Juliamon ZAlcohol with added fiber.
 exeJayce: I'm generally a cider person or any kind of fruit-based drink
 exeJayce: strongbow my beloved
 ArtDecoSunburn: @exeJayce Cider is pretty great.
 e_bloc: cider was my #1 'not gin' go to before I stopped drinking
 InconsiderateHat: @PharaohBender27 I also mis-read the order of "or anyone" TBF
 schordash: 
 RockPusher:   
 ErynTzun: Squirtle glasses!
 exeJayce: Ian refuses to look dapper, how dare he
 RockPusher: Colour Classic
  amative1: Oh, I love the gimmick on this level... have fun!
 ghyllnox: Snail
  Juliamon: I hope it's a jackfruit
 CrypticKablam: dress for the job you want
 exeJayce: hey maybe one of them IS watching, you don't know that
 e_bloc: thats very CEO on a building site vibe
  Foxmar320: The devs do watch streamers
  amative1: TRAINS
 TheWriterAleph: woo wooooo
 TheAinMAP: I like trains.
  Foxmar320: There are many trains vids
 e_bloc: favorite train:  train to busan
  Sarah_Serinde: how long until Ian crashes into that shelf when it has stuff on it?
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm guessing not very
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  amative1: like I said, I LOVE this level's gimmick
 Zerragonoss: Oh batterys make you go faster and sound higher and weight does the reverse
 ghyllnox: IAN
 iris_of_ether: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
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jessicaengle: Hi chat.
  Juliamon: how *did* that happen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To quote the Crucible "more.....weight"
 Lysander_salamander: oh I see, if you combine the batteries and weights you go normal
 SnackPak_: @jessicaengle 
jessicaengle:  Eight crates?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CuriousImpartialDadKevinTurtle-y27IImKC1A4rXDjW
 ArtDecoSunburn: Watching this wacky fulfillment center simulator, I wonder what it would be like to tell a Victorian factory urchin that ultimate leisure in 150 years will be playing a game where you mimic an assembly line.
  amative1: Ian almost delivered those weights!
  Sarah_Serinde: oh so THIS is how we get Ian under control, just give him a bunch of weights 
  Foxmar320: @Sarah_Serinde So this is a education game now
jessicaengle: Gravity 
 gsyhiap: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Foxmar320 *takes notes*
 PharaohBender27: 🤧
 Lysander_salamander: pseudoephedrine doesn't do anything for allergies
 iris_of_ether: Pseudoephedrine just makes me feel ill, honestly
WriterRaven: @Lysander_salamander sudo ephedrine makes the allergies *think* they're being treated.
 Zerragonoss: I love how Ian's response to droping anything is imedialty running away.
 Lysander_salamander: it affects bloodpressure but not allergies or sinuses
 dumbo3k: Clap
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: 
 TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 spethycakes: 
 ErynTzun: Clap 
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander So which *way* does it affect blood pressure?
Yoshi_Gal: Clap
 exeJayce: pseudoephedrine is okay if you want to like.... not feel like you're being assaulted by allergies, but at the end of the day it's probably better not to.
 ErynTzun: 
 Cptasparagus: this music makes me want splatoon....
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: oh, the snails move on their own.  That's cute
  amative1: Half of me is wanting Ian to stop taking 4 weights as it's super slow... but the other half keeps pointing out that he's driving much safer at the slower speed...
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 exeJayce: for allergies, an antihistamine is a little bit better of an option and depending on your local pharmacy, you can get them for fairly cheap
 Lysander_salamander: I'm glad the snails don't break open when dropped
 schordash: these shells look like a great old person candy
  Foxmar320: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @schordash Rather than the kind that's too sweet?
 exeJayce: @PharaohBender27 it elevates your blood pressure and heart rate since it constricts them
 exeJayce: them meaning vessels* keyboard can you not hit enter
 PharaohBender27: @exeJayce OK so I'll pass, then
 schordash: @Thefluffiestguineapig just that it looks minimally flourished, but solid (tastewise and structurally lol)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, yes they do Matt
 MegaDosX: Escsargot
 exeJayce: yeah it's better to get an antihistamine instead BUT I would double-check with a doctor or pharmacist first if you've got other conditions just to make sure
 PharaohBender27: @exeJayce I sometimes feel there needs to be a moat around the Enter key
 MegaDosX: Escargot rather
 schordash: 
 PharaohBender27: 
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 MegaDosX: Ian Horner.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to the highlight reel
 Lysander_salamander: not the highly venomous snails I'm guessing
 exeJayce: Ian....
WriterRaven: IAN.
 BrowneePointz: cuz they're gastropods
 BrowneePointz: Ian
 DiscordianTokkan: Mollusk Ortelan
 schordash: love 'im a mollusk
 spethycakes: we clammed up for that pun
 schordash: 
 Strebenherz: Ian if i didn't facepalm at that, it's because i've been facepalming most of the stream (10/10 would again)
 PharaohBender27: Regardless, I do not want to have to swallow a thing whole. Let me bite into it, at least!
 pleonasticTautology: it'd be funny if the final stage of this level had the thundersnail music from undertale
 Lysander_salamander: did the lava cancel out the flower allergies?
 exeJayce: I usually assume I'm going to facepalm at least once during a stream (more if there happens to be Ben (not Wheeler), Ian, or James)
 schordash: the snails are cookin themselves 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @exeJayce I'm shocked Beej wasn't on that list
 schordash: it's all falling apart 
 exeJayce: @Thefluffiestguineapig Beej makes me hit my head off a desk, he doesn't count
 exeJayce: whole other category
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Valid
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 Lysander_salamander: nice
 schordash: 
 gsyhiap: Anti Social Behaviour: Accepted.
 schordash:  heather
 exeJayce: it's a shame you can't get S rank or else Saab would be funny
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 schordash: ian is 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 schordash: 
 ErynTzun: I'm crushing your head, crush crush crush!
 Zerragonoss: I really want them to just stack a bunch of weights on the snails and hope the carry them to other side.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun I hope this is also a Crucible reference
 ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig Kids in the Hall
 ErynTzun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg
  amative1: ASBAA
 Lysander_salamander: yay
  amative1: Sharif don't like it... rock the ASBAA, rock the ASBAA
  Juliamon: sucks to your ASBAA
 exeJayce: oh wait you CAN get S? so you CAN get Saab and a rando letter. nice.
WriterRaven: @amative1 Now we're rockin' the ASBAA and takin' the flak, the genie's out of the bottle and we can't put him back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One that likes being petted
 exeJayce: a very safe answer, Heather
MajorFrostbyte: alpacas are nice to pet
Uniclonus: Well, this looks hellish
Yoshi_Gal: I got to pet capybara last month it was life changing
 ghyllnox: "We"
 Lysander_salamander: wild
 MAPBoardgames: The terrible controls seem to be the point of this game.
Yoshi_Gal: Ian please !!
 Voidhawk42: Might I recommend, loading the belts on the *opposite side* to the Bad Button of Whoops order Sent
 exeJayce: honestly the controls remind me of Magnet Carta from Mario Party 2....
 MAPBoardgames: Some of these packages may contain spiders.
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
  amative1: stop forking each other
 Lysander_salamander: fresh-squeezed forklift
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KathishPreciousSparrowWutFace-chhrEXcDisBV5nQu
 Lysander_salamander: oh, dynammite nice
Mai_Andra: 4 fried chickens and a coke
 TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa 
  amative1: @Mai_Andra and some dry, white toast
 PharaohBender27: 
 schordash:   
 ghyllnox: Man crashes out at work, "I need 3 bombs"
 e_bloc: its a three bomb night
 Foxmar320: oh no!
e_bloc: the beeps are great
Mai_Andra: you got to know your chicken
 Lysander_salamander: exciting
 gsyhiap: Grade C for Chicken
 Strebenherz: What if mario kart was "Co-op"
 Zerragonoss: You are supposed to ship the chicken not play chicken
Mai_Andra: "There are far too many things NOT on top of other things."
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BadSquareCodPanicVis-IEU4N7yXamqKEdYN
 MAPBoardgames: Are these square cows where whataburge gets their beef from?
 schordash: single cow, looking for something serious
 e_bloc: hot single bombs in your area
 Zerragonoss: I am confused, things are going well?
  Foxmar320: oh no
 ErynTzun: RIP
 TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
 MegaDosX: It's all falling apart
 Zerragonoss: Glad I could jinx it
  amative1: Ian keeps getting way too close to that button
  Foxmar320: @amative1 This is why I let you deal with shipping
 schordash: 
 MegaDosX: That nearly went very poorly 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedCloudyLlama4Head-OwkPLP9L8R7vyUnq
 ErynTzun: If this were the make Donuts game Ian would certainly win
 schordash: oh this is a private moment 🫪
 DiscordianTokkan: Forktage
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 ghyllnox: Ian
 ErynTzun: Forklift Slap Fight
Uniclonus: So is this just Overcooked but with forklift certification?
 MegaDosX: Kind of?
 ErynTzun: @Uniclonus Decidedly more explosions and mess
 MegaDosX: Though if you screw up too badly you can crash out - as the name implies - and start thrashing around uncontrollably
 MegaDosX: Also this has bombs and cacti
 MegaDosX: Also lava and acid and poisons (oh my)
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuccessfulAcceptableBibimbapCharlieBitMe-rnSOzty5-tccPs0R
 pleonasticTautology: nice catch at the end, ian
 schordash: 🌵 
itira: oh dear me
 schordash: 
MajorFrostbyte: I feel something...
 RockPusher:   
 MegaDosX: Matthew
 schordash: not really matt 
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 TheAinMAP: 
 schordash: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
chaos5896: phrasing
  amative1: bonus box!
 RockPusher: 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh that one's for Heather
 Lysander_salamander: fire in the disco
 Lysander_salamander: Fire in the taco bell
 schordash: ψ(｀∇´)ψ
 e_bloc: @Lysander_salamander danger, danger.  high volate
 RockPusher: Ian known for showcasing the hair
  Foxmar320:    
 Lysander_salamander: 
 RockPusher:   
 schordash: huh??  
 schordash:  
Fantusta: Everything is fire
Fantusta: I mean everything is fine
 DigitalSeahorse:       
 MegaDosX: Welp.
 Lysander_salamander: we need the slipperiest ian we can find
 ghyllnox: Who slammed into whomst, again?
 Strebenherz: oh and lanterns.  we can have an oil fire
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: Heather never, ever breaking kayfabe
 MegaDosX: I wonder if the boost can ignite the oil spill 
 iris_of_ether: 
 MegaDosX: IAN HORNER
 pleonasticTautology: IAN
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 e_bloc: !clip
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 exeJayce: IAN
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ghyllnox: Ian, a little light on the bottom oil, unfortunately
 e_bloc: two oils all day
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher:      
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RockyDarkHornetFutureMan-XQrwlS8_H8q5PHdn
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 
 ErynTzun: : 
DigitalSeahorse:   
Lysander_salamander: yay
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SnackPak_: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Lysander_salamander: ghosts!
 schordash:  🔥
 DigitalSeahorse: gotta feel the burn
 HorusFive: 
 Astramentha:    
 A_Dub888:   
 Zerragonoss: Sanity is for the first 2 hours of the stream
 TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320:   
 exeJayce: can someone check on Ian and make sure he's okay?
 SnackPak_: boooo!
 Redbassist: 
 RockPusher: You can make fire, but you can't make ghosts
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 RockPusher: Except the ghosts you make with fire along the way
 Voidhawk42: But then they'll come back as Double Ghosts!!
anyGould: If you kill a ghost, do they become alive again?
nevermore913: Bustin makes me feel good
 e_bloc: you cannot kill what is already dead
 pleonasticTautology: ghostbusters IS sad because that man has NO dick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the event of a tie, do you get both?
 HorusFive: instead of trap them in an eternal prison of technology?
 gualdhar: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, about that...
 exeJayce: on today's episode of TTSF
 e_bloc: fire fan sounds like a megaman weapon
 iris_of_ether: 
 schordash:  ready for science!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: VERY CAREFULLY
 Sethalidos: that is not dead which can eternal lie, but with strange aeons even death may die
nevermore913: Have we tried putting fire in the vacuum
 pleonasticTautology: MATTHEW
 Tiber727: I'm going to go out and say it, sure the guy saying it was unlikeable, but he had a point about running an unlicensed, unproven ghost prison in the middle of the city.
 MegaDosX: He may have had a point, but when his solution is shut it all down without considering the consequences of doing so, he's still a wingus
 pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX exactly what i was about to type
 BrowneePointz: he was a federal agent
 e_bloc: @Tiber727 fair but when your plan is 'release all the ghosts without a plan to prevent chaos,'  you should maybe think about it harder
 BrowneePointz: immediately in the wrong
 RockPusher: Apply RP1 directly to fire
 e_bloc: @MegaDosX ah yes you read my mind
 MegaDosX: @e_bloc 
 pleonasticTautology: i like how we all instantly stood up to make fun of dickless
 pleonasticTautology: y'all're Our People
 TheAinMAP: 
 pleonasticTautology: oh ian's making lovehonk
 iris_of_ether: 
 RockPusher: 
 Phailhammer: 
 pleonasticTautology: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 iarethel0ser: Always put it on before you put it in, yes.
 e_bloc: @pleonasticTautology between 'dickless' and 'this man has no penis ->"  I quoted a lot of genitalia-based jokes in my youth
 RockPusher: Things you want to hear during a rocket launch: "OH NO!"
 Redbassist: Venn donuts
 Phailhammer: @pleonasticTautology Thanks you! I tried to find that post ages ago, but my search efforts yeilded nothing. 
 pleonasticTautology: @e_bloc lmao
 MegaDosX: @RockPusher OK here's a question: which is worse, shouted "OH NO" or more understated "uh oh"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How was I subbed to tiltyhouse on Friday and it's expired now? That's so unfortunate
 pleonasticTautology: @Phailhammer OH THANK G-D someone else here who knows about lovehonk
 omdorastrix: Oooh this game has VLC
  amative1: @MegaDosX soft "uh oh" is worse
WriterRaven: @RockPusher "Oh, I thought you said 'rocket *launcher*'..."
 Phailhammer: @pleonasticTautology 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That voice sounds very familiar, like it's from a Jackbox game
 pleonasticTautology: @Phailhammer found it https://web.archive.org/web/20250107140046/https://cohost.org/graham/post/2847311-empty
 Redbassist: @Thefluffiestguineapig Reminds me of the quixsort narrator
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Redbassist Yeah
 e_bloc: welcome to America, baby!
 schordash:   
 schordash: 
 e_bloc: trade your health insurance in for a gun at the border
 e_bloc: blast it
 Tiber727: @e_bloc The gun *is* your insurance (offer may not be valid if you actually use it)
 schordash: 
 RockPusher: Cacti are hypoallergenic apparently
 DigitalSeahorse: I need to get all 7 seasons of The REAL Ghostbusters
 Redbassist: In the out hole
 BrowneePointz: my favorite 90s movie. Angels in the Out Hole
 ErynTzun: gotta un eff the shelf
 e_bloc: didnt know you could do that on twitch
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Dub888: Ian "I've absolutely  'd the shelves" Horner
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz that simply HAS to be a porn title
 A_Dub888: define "gently used"
 TheAinMAP: 
  amative1: yes, they're gone. they only lasted 2 rounds
 Redbassist: Unionized ghosts
 Zerragonoss: I am not sure about you plan to lube up the cacti
 e_bloc: @Zerragonoss worried about a lack of a flared base
 Redbassist: @e_bloc Just flip it turnways
 schordash: ian just be early 2000s ke$ha, working a forklift job
 e_bloc: @Redbassist I suppose that would help me fit it in my candy ass
 schordash: 
MajorFrostbyte: So close to ABBA
  amative1: AABA... gimme gimme gimme a lantern on fire
 schordash:  
WriterRaven: @amative1 Won't somebody help me stack the bombs and the lamps
 ErynTzun: Ian just preemptively lighting the place on fire
 Redbassist: Shit start!
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] I have done some...problems.
  LRRbot: New quote #9616: "I have done some...problems." —Ian [2026-07-06]
 gsyhiap: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That's just evergreen
   Anubis169: we're nearly at 10,000 quotes 
   Anubis169: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #900: "There is only death... and eye things..." —Cameron [2015-10-17]
 Redbassist: Quick Ian say more things
 e_bloc: I wonder how many quotes there were when I started watching
   Anubis169: when did you start watching?
 stippledotter: Cactus might be a rough one
   Anubis169: They're all dated, we can check 
 pleonasticTautology: ian
 pleonasticTautology: no
 Redbassist: 
 e_bloc: @Anubis169 102 months,
 offbeatwitch: i love ian's inability to read
 e_bloc: apparttently January of 2018, but I feeel like I watched earlier
 Redbassist: No nonconsensual button presses
 stippledotter: Rocket-powered Ian and the buttons reminds me of that bullfight game
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  amative1: @e_bloc 4575 as of Jan 1 2018
 ErynTzun:  yes chef!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Redbassist: Some wisdom
 BrowneePointz: I mean this was by Aggro Crab right?
 e_bloc:   
 BrowneePointz: the Peak folks?
 Lysander_salamander: have a good evening, everyone!
  amative1: !quote 4576
  LRRbot: Quote #4576: "I need more horse blood" —James [2018-01-03]
 Lysander_salamander: thanks for playing
 e_bloc: @amative1 excuse me while I crumble into a pile of dust
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  amative1: @BrowneePointz yup!
 Voidhawk42: This stream has been [CERTIFIED FUN]
 Zerragonoss: @BrowneePointz Yep they are good at making games.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 schordash: thanks for the fun time gang  
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 RockPusher:    
   Anubis169: !patreon
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 TheAinMAP: 
 Redbassist: 
   Anubis169: !youtube
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 Redbassist: Thank store
 TheAinMAP: 
  LunarJade: thank you for having us chat
 ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
   Anubis169: e_bloc: 4587
 e_bloc: @Anubis169 oh i am so old
 Redbassist: Thank stream 
   Anubis169: I'm just furniture
 Redbassist: Oh my
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: take care, thank you for the stream!
   Anubis169: Everybody, recline!
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
   Anubis169: !schedule
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   Anubis169: "Please recline for the schedule reading."
Azadiam: oh no I just got done driving
Azadiam: stream over
Azadiam: rip
 schordash: o7  
Azadiam: Vod time!
 pleonasticTautology: the lrr calendar is in my calendar program
 pleonasticTautology: it's very handy
 stippledotter: @Azadiam You're early to the VOD!
  LunarJade: awoooo
   Anubis169: Thank yoooooooou!! 
 RockPusher:    
  LunarJade: night chat
 ErynTzun:  
   Anubis169: (bomp)
 RockPusher:   
 Redbassist: Night folks 
 stippledotter: Peace out, y'all 
 iarethel0ser: 
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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