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lamina5432: nope time.
exeJayce: aw heck yeah time for let'
exeJayce: let's nope*
lochnessseammonster:
great stream title, i hate it 
exeJayce: it's perfect
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lochnessseammonster:
what up gamers 
Juliamon: great news, lrrbot also hates it
betweenmyself: Previously on Requiem: Spooky children be spooky, axe vs axe duel and Leon takes an impromptu break.
e_bloc: oh boy
WiJohn: @betweenmyself He got eepy
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself why did I read this in the same voice as the Red Green Show's "on this week's episode-"?
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I read in rupert Giles' voice from buffy
Wolfstrike_NL: O yea, Adam can just drop people by mentioning their illness
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 you can tell which one of us grew up watching public access on Saturday night
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Sub for the spoopy boys 
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e_bloc: its the kai discipline of healing
Mr_Horrible: the psyche doing the going live posts is having a time of it
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible:
real 
hours
gualdhar: UwU whats this?
ratstronomer: spoop time
AMuseOfFirebane: ohhhhhh!
exeJayce: Hi Adam, hi Ben!!!!
JKBalch: Every time I forget about Sans
Mr_Horrible: the Mr Microphone, bro
lamina5432: boo bois
empyreon:
spoopy show for stinkies time 
gualdhar: Spoop boys and the boys' toys
saucemaster5000: love the new intro song, let's fire spoopifer
Mr_Horrible: if he sits on that side you have to restart cronos
RealGamerCow: it's like statler and waldorf
Yoshi_Gal: Good morning stinkies
e_bloc: just mirror the camera
YawnLance: Stinky doo doo wannabe Dead Space describes more than one Let's Nope game and that's very funny
Vonbane: just give Adam a stick to push the button or something
lochnessseammonster:
empyreon:
e_bloc:
1111
exeJayce: Ben... you sound like a character from Animal Crossing
ghyllnox:
YawnLance:
You could just get real close and use one mic 
kingandcommoner: Go home Elmo. This game is rated M
lochnessseammonster: my old boss used to call me a little freak
saucemaster5000: Why does ben's voice sound deeper than usual
Mr_Horrible: paul already been catching strays today
Mr_Horrible: and it's only getting worse
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ghyllnox: Oh noooo
JKBalch:
*high pitched 
* Ok, I've taken my hourly cocaine. Lets go
lochnessseammonster: just like me fr fr
exeJayce: hey now, not thinking before you speak is a beloved pasttime
Darleysam: that's how I speak. Start with a rough draft, piece it together based on vibes
KenKopin: There.... and THEN back again.
e_bloc: thats like how brando stopped memorizing his lines
ghyllnox: Love that he doesn't think before he speaks and it's still super wholesome
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible:
Adam listening to Ben talk: "...I remember when games respected my time" 
Dog_of_Myth:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
JKBalch: So there's pausing for thought, and playing for time
Isaac3567: Every time people do that in conversation with me, I just have that clip of Adam Sandler from Billy Madison saying "today junior!"
ButButTheJesus:
Dog_of_Myth:
KenKopin: If you have time to lean, you have time to Taco.
MrSarkhan: I'd sell out for tacos
GamerCat88: haha
AdamYMHMI: In the tortilla of big taco
The_Timo: ooof
lochnessseammonster:
ghyllnox:
ButButTheJesus: ayooo
YawnLance: Was not expecting that turn
Vinewood_OG: Isn't they're an app for that? TacTalk or whatever?
saucemaster5000: get between those warm tortillas
lamina5432: im more a chimichanga
GasCityGaming: i'm more a big burrito guy
lochnessseammonster: same
empyreon:
y'knowwwwww
Mr_Horrible: I can literally hear the metaphor straining
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Faulpyr: As someone who just has taco bell, I'm here for this content
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kingandcommoner: ALLLLVIIIIIN!!!!
ghyllnox: It's difficult to take you seriously as a chipmunk making innuendo
wolphiron: I'm so confused at what's going on 😂
Vinewood_OG: GOLD
Dog_of_Myth: It's very funny
Strebenherz: I thought it was funny
MrSarkhan: It definitely is.
Mr_Horrible: it ain't bad
exeJayce: Ben, honey, do you have ASD
exeJayce: LMAO
ButButTheJesus: i had a giggl
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: well now your normal voice is boring
letsbelgo: Im an audio editor, I've spent good parts of many work days doing that for fun
ghyllnox: Autism Spectrum Disorder
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why do I have to be nasty, what if it's just raining
exeJayce: autism spectrum disorder LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: good save
exeJayce: so you're just a goofball, got it
betweenmyself:
A Single earDrum? 
Vonbane: has anyone at the moonbase been tested?
ZombieHendrix: Excuse me, sir, I'm feeling nasty
ghyllnox:
Welllll...
ghyllnox: Oh no lmaooo
Vinewood_OG: Brother....
lochnessseammonster:
MacbethSeemsSus: Absolute cinema
Strebenherz:
MrSarkhan:
GhostValv: Vindicated
KenKopin: Diagnosis vindicated
exeJayce: I.... it's not in like, your medical chart or something?????
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
it's always nice to get external validation
Darleysam: doctor takes one look at you, "brother, it's in your hand"
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
ghyllnox:
My psychiatrist is currently struggling trying to get me to take my adhd meds consistently, go figure
exeJayce: I meant it affectionately I PROMISE
Yoshi_Gal: I don't think there's a single person i know with adhd that didn't lose te papers at least once
Kramburger: Good day gamers
letsbelgo: I hate that being weird or funny gets people to think that you are on the spectrum.
saucemaster5000: I have ACDC
ghyllnox: Jacob was talking about being finally diagnosed AuDHD a while back on stream
evilspoons983: @exeJayce lol the way you get something put into your chart but you must carry around pieces of paper to prove that status here is... very bad
kimmibeans: A lot of ADHF and ASD symptoms overlap, so people tend to make assumptions
bethy_kins24: everyone has the 'tisims
ghyllnox: @kimmibeans And anxiety!
wolphiron: @ghyllnox I forget a lot, but having the pills near my toothbrush in the morning or where I hang out in the morning helps me to remember them
exeJayce: @evilspoons983 that sounds like an absolute nightmare????? my goodness
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I downloaded a firefox extension that blocked youtube shorts as soon as they came out, I *do not* want that
GamerCat88: ass-tral projection....
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kimmibeans: BTW, when I got diagnosed with ADHD everyone I know went 'You didn't know?!"
SquareDotCube: ` Swinton
wolphiron: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa WTF I have neeeeeeeds now
Mai_Andra: That's Ben's Astral Projection back there behind them.
JKBalch: Internally saying "Brain, leave it. Leave it!" like a dog has helped a bunch
ButButTheJesus: who
Mr_Horrible: Jane Lynch has been in a lot of stuff Adam would never watch
evilspoons983: @exeJayce it is! my wife recently got told she had to go to her doctor to get a form filled out to prove she required a drug that she already had a prescription for FROM THE SAME DOCTOR
Diabore: shes not
Mr_Horrible: or hear of
The_Timo: You'd probably recognize her
KenKopin: She wares sweats in everything
Mr_Horrible: Tilda Swinton is more classic
Vonbane: she was in Role Models
MrSarkhan: I don't think she's been in anything big recently.
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TomatoKigu: I know David Lynch? Close enough?
ghyllnox: @wolphiron I'm trying that one! Unfortunately that doesn't tell me when to take them, morning or night. So I've caught myself taking some morning meds at night and night meds in the morning, which isn't good for sleep
Yoshi_Gal: When I was a kid they diagnosed me with "she'll grow out of it". Spoiler alert, I didn't 😎
Mai_Andra: Really? If I hadn't watched Glee for a bit, I wouldn't have any idea who she is.
N30dude: Wreck it Ralph is great
MyrddintheWizard: Cheers Chat!
Gekyouryuu: "thanks, Satan"
Vonbane: also in 40 Year Old Virgin
realbadatthis_: I bet Adam would love Adventures of Power (air drumming movie)
wolphiron: @ghyllnox Different containers 👍🏼
exeJayce: @evilspoons983 that's really backwards. I get prior authorizations and all but the doctor should already have a record of it... unless it's the insurance, which would at least make some sense.
Pteraspidomorphi I'm gonna wreck it
Mr_Horrible:
point of order it has no references to Dota 
betweenmyself: Adam Savidan: Aged Gamer
Darleysam: okay peepaw
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @wolphiron the one I use is just called "youtube-shorts block," it deletes them from the subscription page and converts any short that you follow the url to into an actual video with the regular player
Diabore: ok peepaw
caoinlean: Adam has big uncle energy
gualdhar: Adam I hate to break it to you but you have peers with grandkids now
kingandcommoner: I love the message of Wreck it Ralph: All the people who hate you are wrong and actually need you
GamerCat88: the hand them back option is great with other ppls kids
evilspoons983: @exeJayce it's the insurance company, which has *already paid for this prescription for several years now*
Mr_Horrible: that's why they said "uncle" and not "unc"
exeJayce: I made a kid cry by accident last week because I stepped out of the living room to go to the washroom.. I am apparently auntie now
Vonbane: not unc just an old
wolphiron: @ghyllnox I keep my melatonin separate from my morning pills, and I sometimes sort the meds so I can dump and take them instead of grabbing each individually
KenKopin: No no no, Adam would be the Cool Uncle tho.
ContingentCat: Big same, I am a fun aunt that's it
gualdhar: people Adam's age
ghyllnox: @wolphiron I've always left them in the prescription bottles, and I was given to understand that was how to keep them, legally speaking. Do you have a different strategy that keeps them with the right info?
CrossXhunteR: theoretical peers, not friends
caoinlean: If someone had a kid at 20 they'd be 20 and could have a baby
Darleysam: peers: people who piss
Gekyouryuu: if everyone's having kids at 16, you could have grandkids at 32
exeJayce: @evilspoons983 yeah insurance companies are backwards af. I am so sorry you have to deal with that. x.x
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh this is how you find out....
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MWGNZ: hootie?
wolphiron: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa TY for the info!
GamerCat88: piers dont have babies silly
Mr_Horrible: "contemporaries"
e_bloc: nelson's dad
RelwinEJ: How dare you imply Adam has peers!?!?!!
betweenmyself:
if they can sit on a jury for your trial…
kimmibeans: I mean, technically there are people Ben's age who have grandkids
KV1NN4: One of my mum's friends was a grandma in her 40s and she's a nice lady
MWGNZ: tugger noooo
ButButTheJesus: OI! TUGGAH!
Mr_Horrible:
out of the same mind that has never heard of Jane Lynch, Ben
wolphiron: @ghyllnox I load them into pill boxes and restock from the prescription bottles when the boxes run low. If someone wants my meds, oh well shrug
Kramburger: Fun fact, Russell Crowe started his career in NZ as 'Russ Le Roq'
exeJayce: I was never a fan of South Park, I always preferred the out of pocket stuff on Robot Chicken
ghyllnox: @wolphiron Ahh gotcha gotcha, yeah it's kinda getting to that point now
Vonbane: going strong
saucemaster5000: they're having a bit of a resurgence with their current stuff
gualdhar: they're still turning around episodes within a week
Juliamon: South Park currently is suffering from Simpsons Syndrome
brainbosh: Not funny anymore for sure
evilspoons983: I quit south park like 15 years ago because all of it felt the same
ghyllnox: Gonna be real, getting hard to tell the difference between satire and reality
exeJayce: honestly Ben that's fair, at this point it's too easy to make the jokes and it doesn't always hit well
caoinlean: This hour has 22 min?
hackingducks: it used to be funny until reality murdered satire
Yoshi_Gal: My grandma is the biggest southpark fan I know
lochnessseammonster: oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
xantos69: I have seasons 1-12 on DVD. Then they started doing the longer story arcs and it just wasn't for me.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the chicken cannon slaps though
wolphiron: @ghyllnox Besides, legally the official hard-to-open prescription bottles have descriptions of each pill, so just keep the label and you'll have the info if you forget what the pill is
Mai_Andra: There was one South Park episode where they went to Canada. It's how we know there is only one road in Canada.
caoinlean: Sean is a newfie! ♡
Isaac3567: Yeah but air farce had the chicken cannon didnt it?
Vonbane: crank yankers
SnackPak_: splitting image
Talin06: spitting image
Steelwolf171: Spitting Image
BTownMC: dc follies
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: spitting image
Kramburger: It's brittish
exeJayce: oh god it's back? that should be fun
Juliamon: Spitting Image puppets are fucking terrifying
lochnessseammonster:
Pteraspidomorphi: We used to have our own Spitting Image here in Portugal
Vinewood_OG:
The Sifl and Olly Show 
Pteraspidomorphi: local politicians
Darleysam: yeah 80s/90s
Kramburger: Princess Di apparently LOVED it
johnnylongtorso: they did the music video for Genesis's "Land of Confusion"
SnackPak_: those puppets were nightmare fuel as a kid
gualdhar: vladimir putin
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Vinewood_OG: Nope. Don't like looking at that.
exeJayce: mood, Ben
MrSarkhan: Same Ben
Anubis169: I heard somebody mention spitting image
exeJayce: it was funny at first but now I'm just tired
BrowneePointz: some of the SNL skits still leaves me in stitches
wolphiron: @ghyllnox Also the pill bottles are yours: take a sharpie and draw a moon on the night pill lids and a sun on the morning ones?
Vonbane: Ben must be more of a "get hit in the nuts" kinda comedy guy lol
GamerCat88: been laughing to keep from crying for too long ive become a little numb to it all
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: how do you feel about the common Ross Perot bits on All That back in the 90s? All the kids totally got those references
exeJayce: which is probably why I'm watching cartoons again instead of actual tv shows
Vinewood_OG: Satire is dead. Time to turn punch lines into PUNCH lines.
MrSarkhan: I need to see it
GhostValv: D:
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
Diabore: OOOOFA
MrSarkhan: bruh
Darleysam: hell of a gambit
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
empyreon: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa "Can I finish? Can I finish can I finish can I finish"
Mr_Horrible: one of the only modern movies that gets darkness correct
underhill33:
exeJayce: oh god
Juliamon: yeah I fuckin bet
Vinewood_OG: Whooops
Thefluffiestguineapig: Of course it didn't
ButButTheJesus: oh NOOOOOO
JKBalch: No wonder
The_Timo: I thought it was ok, overrated for sure, people really obsessed with it lol
SnackPak_: I respect the big swing
saucemaster5000: that's like the tom cardy "red flag" moment
AMuseOfFirebane: I love puppets. If I could do-over my 20s I'd go to school for that instead.
GamerCat88: its a conversation starter or ender...
ButButTheJesus: yeah I love horror but its a hard watch
Mr_Horrible: you both gotta be on-board, but yeah that can be fine
MacbethSeemsSus: I couldn't sleep after Obsession
Mr_Horrible: presumably they're a fuckin' adult, Ben
MrSarkhan: I'm so glad I went into Weapons blind. It was so good.
Darleysam: for a first date, you maybe give them a bit of a briefing on it if they don't know
dutchmoose: my parents first date was reservoir dogs lol
prince_infidel: You can find the genre at least
Yoshi_Gal: I saw weapons purely for the naruto run on the poster
AdamYMHMI: I think if you're trying to make a first impression, you don't go into an experience blind.
CrossXhunteR: wait, not Rakka Rakka?
Mr_Horrible: it's happening more and more these days
Anubis169: wait which movie is this?
DMGlol: yeah when he goes back to try and fix it at the store, his conversation with the clerk is hilarious
Lord_Hosk: Obsession 2. Adam and Ben
Vonbane: pretty sure AI will give you a basic premise without spoilers if you ask it to
Anubis169: I wann ago see it now
Mr_Horrible: Obsession, Anubis
Anubis169: sold, brb
Gekyouryuu: the director was in Always Sunny once, I think?
GamerCat88: Obsession 2: still at it at starring Adam and Ben
Mr_Horrible: they're both about tension
Juliamon: Horror and comedy are very interlinked
Thefluffiestguineapig: The line is very thin between the two
Darleysam: oh, Widow's Bay on AppleTV, just finished watching that
MacbethSeemsSus: They also made it for barely $800,000
Mr_Horrible: Zach Cregger was a Whitest Kid U Know
saucemaster5000: you can rent it but no
Darleysam: another good mix of horror and comedy
Gekyouryuu: I saw it last week on a Discord movie night
CrossXhunteR: very soon for digital, i think
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Phailhammer:
So, when are we getting the horror spin-off of Commodore Hustle? 
Rhynerd: as a friend told me about it, the film in in part “written in a fugue state by one of the Whitest Kids U Know after another member of the troupe passed away”
DMGlol: think it just hit amazon prime
Gekyouryuu: and it's today's Honest Trailer on Youtube
betweenmyself:
Markiplier did that Iron Lung movie
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: send in the fuzz
caoinlean: You wouldn't steal a car
GamerCat88: nu stuff
Juliamon: please, you know they'd go for Beej's Plex first
Phailhammer: nuu nuu
Thefluffiestguineapig: @caoinlean You wouldn't DOWNLOAD a car specifically
The_Timo: @caoinlean I'd copy one though
caoinlean: Hahaha
Faulpyr: Widow's Bay is also fantastic if you wanna sail the seven seas for it
Diabore: and then they started fucking people
PhuzNutz: Was I summoned?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhuzNutz For Beej's plex?
MacbethSeemsSus: @Faulpyr Widow's Bay is so good!
PhuzNutz: Do I need to bust some Canadian arse?
Diabore: a free ticket which is more than 12 bucks a month
lamina5432: its like when audible was good
caoinlean: Oh damn didnt know about the no expiry
itira: good evening
ContingentCat: Probably because cinemas were really hurting for a while so they had to get people coming back
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there was some movie ticket service a while back that was super popular, and I was working at a theater the day the company ran out of money
saucemaster5000: it's a concessions revenue thing
xantos69: Ben, you ought approach them for sponsorship.
Mr_Horrible: because even at the discount, they're making money on those concessions
prince_infidel: They make more money on food & drinks
Mr_Horrible: and they NEED butts in seats
Darleysam: yeesss, it's SO goood
Darleysam: The Orville is also good
DMGlol: and its actually good
lochnessseammonster: popcorn
e_bloc: 40% off on a soda that costs 3 cents is still a lot
BusTed: is it about the popcorn guy
caoinlean: We're on One Piece episode like 740 so we've got a bit to go yet lol
The_Timo: more star trek than the new shit
Phailhammer: Five...hundred...cigarettes.
Juliamon: It's WAY better than that elevator pitch makes it sound
saucemaster5000: "500 cigarettes" is from the orville
kingandcommoner: The Orville was the Star Trek show they wouldn't let Seth make until he tricked them
Rhynerd: apparently it started rough but really kicks off
CrossXhunteR: how much crooning is in the orville?
PhuzNutz: A bunch of the TNG/DS9 producers and writers are also on the crew of The Orville
Darleysam: it's just BANGER Star Trek where they make normal human jokes sometimes
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: It’s not a Star Trek parody, it’s an homage and a love letter
Vinewood_OG: Computer, 500 cigarettes.
kingandcommoner: It gives me the same vibes as the story about selling The Walking Dead on the premise that aliens caused it and then just never doing that
CrossXhunteR: woah, the audio for ben just changed
Lord_Hosk: The first two seasons are great. The third is good but very different.
gualdhar: 488* cigarettes
Mr_Horrible: and to think, a hangover saved him from 9/11
gualdhar: still holding out for season 4
Strebenherz: Okay, speaking as someone who grew up on star trek, and *REALLY* couldn't get into family guy, you're selling me on this
CrossXhunteR: seth also sings very well
lamina5432: you have to know what to write to not burn the world down when doing something like family guy.
e_bloc: my friends who like star trek also think its great
Dog_of_Myth: @Strebenherz It's worth watching
johnnylongtorso: warez
DarknessKingCoH: Toy Story 5 was a lot better than I was expecting.
CrossXhunteR: is paying for content woke?
JKBalch: Warez please
Lord_Hosk: Ethics are tricky huh
itira: hey! yeah! Bens right
lamina5432: as a fellow sailor of the high seas its nice.
ContingentCat: Modern ethics are a lot
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben is correct
The_Timo: NAH, now we know why these shows get cancelled for not getting views lol
AdamYMHMI: Great, now that song will be stuck in my head all week THANKS BEN
Vinewood_OG: I'll show you who's cancelled!!
kragmabutch: me too Adam, me too
realbadatthis_: Now if it was sung in chipmunk voice...
saucemaster5000: amazing they cancelled one of the most expensive shows ever made that few people watched
BrowneePointz: yarr harr fiddle ee dee, being a pirate is alright with me. do what you want cuz a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!🎶
Valkryir: I still mourn scavengers reign
Juliamon: Also they'll immediately pull *all* of it
Vinewood_OG: Invincible season 4 was pretty good
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello, wanna come sail the seas?
Vinewood_OG: @Valkryir o7
CrossXhunteR: ben should get into the hurdy gurdy
Mai_Andra: I still need to watch Wheel of Time...
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there is a LOT of Invincible left to get through, I really hope they make it all the way to the end
Rhynerd: way hey, movie in the alley
MrSarkhan: It is
Dog_of_Myth: It is a bad idea
Joecool190: it is
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is a money pit
hackingducks: yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for meee
SnackPak_: cause it is
niccus: runescape sea shanty trap remix
Mr_Horrible: yes
Nigouki: you literally sink money into it
RealGamerCow: don't buy a boat that needs gas
CrossXhunteR: you're surrounded by water. what if you need to escape
MrSarkhan: They're money pits.
gualdhar: you're literally throwing money into a hole in the ocean
Strebenherz: WAY HEY UP SHE RISES
empyreon: it's a hole in the water you throw money into
ContingentCat: It is
GrathXVI: It's a hole in the water you throw money into
Forlorgen: Bust out another thousand = boat
DMGlol: literally useless most of the time
Darleysam: get Paul in here
ButButTheJesus: "you know how much we wanted one of those!"
The_Timo: Yeah they depreciate super quick and cost a lot to maintain lol
lamina5432: you need a lot of licenses like a car for a boat.
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: boats are great, *owning* a boat is stupid
bethy_kins24: it's a money pit
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Lord_Hosk: A boat is a hole in the water you throw your money into
mrjujubeans: too much maintenance
e_bloc: you want to own something that will only cost more money over time
MrSarkhan: LMAO
JKBalch: Wait, which of this duo wants to sail away into the sunset
SnackPak_: ducks also fly
saucemaster5000: are otters stupid
CrossXhunteR: carboat
GrathXVI: There are two best days in a boat owner's life: The day you buy the boat, and the day you get rid of it.
Mai_Andra:
Rings of Power 3 is in November 
Vinewood_OG: "If it drives, flies, floats, or fucks... rent that shit."
BusTed: ducks are elemental masters
RealGamerCow: so Ben wants a hovercraft
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not the reason
lochnessseammonster: i'm with ben
e_bloc: lets face it, its because Adam can't swim
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Prime, 1st episode of the Ghost in the Shell reboot dropped today
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@e_bloc
Vonbane: a boat in Victoria is probably a bad idea, you'll have to winterize it every year
hackingducks: ducks are the best hashtag notbiased.
ButButTheJesus: oot and aboot in a boot
mrjujubeans: too much maintenance
Thefluffiestguineapig: You have to maintain it
itira: isnt Adam afraid of deep water
SnackPak_: Adam nailed it
MacbethSeemsSus: You get to go out to the sea....once
Wolfstrike_NL: @e_bloc Trueeeee
Dog_of_Myth: also speaking of Prime !prime
CrossXhunteR: ben can go into the open ocean, never to be seen again
e_bloc: the freedom of bills forever
Vinewood_OG: It's a hole in the water into which one throws money. And a lot of work.
Dog_of_Myth: !prime
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Diabore: the 2 best days for a boat owner are the day you get a boat and the day you sell a boat
lochnessseammonster: i would totally live on a housebat
lamina5432: islander problems. ben wants freedom.
exeJayce: imagine being able to just go out into the water and relax and not have to worry about ANYTHING
Rhynerd: do you have a dock?
Mr_Horrible: this is how we see the report of Ben vanishing at sea
TomatoKigu: I think most of chat forgets that victoria is on an island…boat is somewhat more useful in this instance.
e_bloc: you want a vision of a future with a boat? think of a boot stamping on your bank account, forever
xantos69: The happiest 2 days of a boat owner's life: The day they buy it. The day they sell it.
Vinewood_OG: The Britta Pisser
circusofkirkus: time to learn
Diabore: ask bear grills
GamerCat88: gotta do some science Ben
e_bloc: yeah you do, you played raft
BrowneePointz: boil seawater and collect the condensation
betweenmyself:
the freedom of having some massive thing hooked to the back of your car, checking to make sure you aren’t transferring invasive species between bodies of water 
ladyjessica: test it in the office
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: just escape to Nz every Summer. Our winters are just a late Autumn
Vonbane: they do rent boats, you know. try before you buy.
MrSarkhan: House boat?
7gorobei: boats can be less of a moneypit if you can trailer it and park it at home.
Juliamon: TomatoKigu They probably have really strict marine laws though
Mogg01: Ben our there playin Raft
SnackPak_: Benland
saucemaster5000: "oh thank god"
ButButTheJesus: waterworld!
Vinewood_OG: Some sort of Atoll.... just like waterworld
Vinewood_OG: Dennis Hopper
BusTed: kevin costner
kimmibeans: Unless Ben is rowing, he will eventually have to dock to get fuel
lochnessseammonster: fisherman's wharf is cool
TomatoKigu: @Juliamon That's where the pirate hat comes in, obviously.
SquareDotCube: Ben trying to start a pirate republic
saucemaster5000: yup
kingandcommoner: Bowser?
e_bloc: dude's just lucky Cal Ripken didn't murder him when he caught him slaying his wife
BrowneePointz: Waterworld, so good they just rebranded the water show of it at Universal to One Piece
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Vinewood_OG: Yessssh
MrSarkhan: Dragonheart rules!
BrowneePointz: look to the shtarsh Owen!
saucemaster5000: I can't believe they got rid of the waterworld show for that dumb one piece thing
GamerCat88: dragon heart so good
hackingducks: never seen it
ButButTheJesus: I AM THE LASHT ONE
Mai_Andra: Meat! Meat! Meat!
Mogg01: All five Dragonhearts...
mrjujubeans: that cgi XD
GamerCat88: dragon tails
LithelyUnshod: Eragon?
GasCityGaming: Eragon?
hackingducks: i definitely went down the waterworld lane
realbadatthis_: Eragon
MacbethSeemsSus: shhhh
betweenmyself: @BrowneePointz so good it is one of the very few officially released games for the Virtual Boy
itira:
kimmibeans: @BrowneePointz The Waterworld stunt show is now a One Piece Stunt Show?!
kingandcommoner: Dragonheart is the best movie that NEVER GOT SEQUELS
Vonbane: and David Thewlis as Einan
BrowneePointz: @kimmibeans yep
itira: fucking ERAGON SUUUUUCKED
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh it was SO BAD
Lord_Hosk: You named me Draco... so you are calling me Dragon?
lamina5432: eragon was a bad movie compared to the books.
wharra: Eragon was just Star Wars in a blender
MrSarkhan: The books were okay the movie was sooooo bad lol
Lord_Hosk: Eragon WAS SO BAAAAAD
MacbethSeemsSus: We don't talk about the Eragon movie
e_bloc: the wheels weren't on that movie long enough for them to come out
lamina5432: the rest of the books were pretty aolid too
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I need a Temeraire movie
GamerCat88: muse
GhostValv: twilight zone did have a movie...
e_bloc: yeah, vic morrow dies in it
BrowneePointz: supermassive black hole
Darleysam: it's by Muse
exeJayce: supermassive black hole
MrSarkhan: Supermassive Blackhole
MacbethSeemsSus: Supermassive Black Hole
Kramburger: Supermassive Black hole
betweenmyself:
Twilight Zone had a movie with a very tragic accident that killed two child actors
kimmibeans: The actors in that movie tried so hard and they all hated those movies
RealGamerCow: That one from SSX Tricky
kingandcommoner: I saw the first showing of Eragon with my cousins. After the movie, we walked past the line of people for the next showing and my cousin was complaining so loud that you could see the whole line's faces just falling
Thefluffiestguineapig: That must have been such a regret for Muse in licensing
GamerCat88: haha that would have been hilarious if they used that ben
Vinewood_OG: great song, "hexagons"" is a newer one and very good
e_bloc: jerk it out, underrated ddr tune
DarknessKingCoH: Did the Artemis Fowl movie flop too?
Mr_Horrible: pretty sure,, yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarknessKingCoH Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
GamerCat88: muse concerts exploded after the movie
BrowneePointz: Supermassive Black Hole is a good song my memory has been tainted by that movie with now
Lord_Hosk: @wharra I get why people say that, but its INCREDIBLY reductive and ignores a ton of the plot.
ContingentCat: That's what that song's called? Huh
Dog_of_Myth:
MWGNZ: Muse stopped caring about their music years ago
LithelyUnshod: @DarknessKingCoH Oh yeah. They fucked it up bad
Vinewood_OG: Charmin
GamerCat88: charmins
GhostValv: Charmin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Charmin?
BrowneePointz: charmin
WiJohn: charmin
Bruceski: charmin
Saintnex: charmin
kimmibeans: Fun fact: Anna Kendrick keeps forgetting she was in Twilight
e_bloc: for 50k you could release a 30 minute loop of Adam crushing a milk jug with his thighs
MacbethSeemsSus: Black Holes and Revelations was such a great album.
Strebenherz:
@Lord_Hosk true, we're missing half an hour of blacksmithing at the last book 
Strebenherz: (i read the books, i liked them, i will sass them a lil though)
Juliamon: Littler Nicky
GamerCat88: the bus is coming song in the next final destination
e_bloc: freddie got thumbed
BrowneePointz: Daddy want sausage?
Juliamon: Apparently he actually grew up
Mai_Andra: Deuce Bigelow, Geriatric Gigolo
BrowneePointz: this is the tom green show, it’s not the green tom show
Diabore: question for chat, i dont get to see a lot of the game for lets nope, is leon still dying
ContingentCat: Do they?
bethy_kins24: Eh he's ok
Darleysam: man when Freddy Got Fingered came out, I knew a bunch of people who could NOT stop talking about it
LithelyUnshod: Rap legend Tom Green
Lord_Hosk: Tom Green was... Fine, but really a product of his time.
Vonbane: don't know what Drew Barrymore saw in Tom Green
hackingducks: <message deleted>I get that way about Adam Sandler, so yeh
empyreon: hell yeah
itira: hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: I LOVE Colin Mockery
betweenmyself: @Diabore he not doing too good right now
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's so funny
lochnessseammonster:
Rhynerd: hell yeah
Talin06: icon dose not mean good
BrowneePointz: Tom Green is the Canadian Jamie Kennedy
bethy_kins24: He is I agree
Gekyouryuu: some of my favorite CanCon: The Red Green Show. I've even been to two tapings
ContingentCat: Red Green is a Canadian icon I wouldn't call Tom Green an icon
e_bloc: I'll take 30 seconds of tom green saying unleash the fury and the rest can be annihilated for all i care
RealGamerCow: Adam Sandler's serious movies are generally pretty good
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>@Gekyouryuu shakes ur hand megaaHandshake
GamerCat88: waterbow
itira: The Wedding Singer
RealGamerCow: Punch Drunk Love is so underrated
Lord_Hosk: 50 first dates
saucemaster5000: punch drunbk love
BrowneePointz: 50 first dates
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
Uncut Gems 
realbadatthis_: Wasn't there a Sandler movie with Saddam Hussein?
Vonbane: his version of The Longest yard was OK
4AMDonuts: Yeah, Sandler's best movies aren't comedies
itira: so good
RealGamerCow: Uncut Gems gave me a panic attack
hackingducks: <message deleted>genuinely do not care for any of his movies period.
GamerCat88: hehe
BrowneePointz: that has a musical on Broadway now! @loadingreadyrun
e_bloc: to bring it full circle, the tall man in billy madison is also the alien in the twilight zone episode 'to serve man'
LithelyUnshod: @Vonbane I like Matthew Vaughn's
Mai_Andra: The Waterboy had Fairuza Balk. I tend to ignore the rest of it.
hackingducks: <message deleted>he's even in the worst episode of brooklyn 99
BrowneePointz: YEP
Juliamon: I've spent my whole life bombarded with Sandler's stuff bc his family is from here
saucemaster5000: uncut gems
lamina5432: i miss writing like eragon. read some of the newer dragon fantasy thats coming out and some is very meh(the fifth wing as a prime example)
zshunter: I ushered for a local performance of the Wedding Singer for free tickets
RealGamerCow: Jack and Jill, awful
e_bloc: if anything we can launch paulie shore into the sun
MrSarkhan: I liked Little Nicky but I haven't seen it in a long time so it might not hold up.
Dog_of_Myth: Love that quote
Vonbane: there's also Blended
DarknessKingCoH: 8 Crazy Nights
BrowneePointz: Click was honestly better than it should have been
Forlorgen: billy also has the "Glad I called that guy"
Gekyouryuu: @Mr_Horrible 🤝
SquareDotCube: Click and 50 First Dates was 2000s scraping the bottom of the barrel
bethy_kins24: I cried at Click
Vonbane: Grown Ups?
MacbethSeemsSus: You can do it!
kingandcommoner: He still does that
BrowneePointz: oh shit Longest Yard
BrowneePointz: like, that movie is just actually good
Forlorgen: Adam sandler officiated Taylor swits wedding thats wild
RealGamerCow: I saw Happy Gilmore and happened to wear a Bruins jersey to it. So embarrassing
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Antiquities
ContingentCat: He's very himself and that's something
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Vonbane: what's the one where he was playing Shadow of the Colossus?
e_bloc:
Gekyouryuu: I saw a clip of him at a prom in a Nickelodeon show hoping they'd play Gangnam Style
BrowneePointz: I need to rewatch Longest Yard
RealGamerCow: There were some really good parts of Grandma's boy
SnackPak_: I doubt that moive holds up
Vinewood_OG: "I have a robot penis"
Gekyouryuu: "yeah, monkey! karate chop the elephant!"
GamerCat88: o7 ready
kingandcommoner: we're here
Dog_of_Myth: WOOOO
lamina5432: ben talking about being old
Diabore: pew pew pew
AMuseOfFirebane:
itira:
Strebenherz: Never punished take your shot
Vinewood_OG: Bring it.
GrathXVI: Come at me
lamina5432:
JKBalch: Shots!
lochnessseammonster:
The_Timo: UNTOUCHABLE
ghyllnox: \o/
empyreon:
BrindleBoar: CAROUSEL
Forlorgen: F always lives
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:22.
gualdhar: never in danger
kingandcommoner: h7
Larkonus: o7
Diabore: OH THATS A BIG ONE
e_bloc: fun fact if you buy a LRR hoodie they won't shoot you
ghyllnox: o7
The_Timo: NEVER T
aClonedPickle: blammo
MWGNZ: o7
Omthebox: haythc
Dog_of_Myth: h7
GamerCat88: h7
itira:
Juliamon: lowercase h
saucemaster5000: interesting
Chatstone: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's a big cagory
Kramburger: HELLO there
lamina5432: h7
realbadatthis_: O7
MrSarkhan: h7
Forlorgen: HAHAHA F survives AGAIN!
Phailhammer: hhhhhhhhhhhh
JKBalch: Good luck
ContingentCat: o7
empyreon: optionssss
Strebenherz: o7 @hackingducks
lochnessseammonster: o7
JKBalch: o7
saucemaster5000: h7
protojman: h7
7gorobei: h7
e_bloc: h7h7h7
caoinlean: o7 H's
Vinewood_OG: o7
KWardJenx: o7
Kramburger: o7
MrSarkhan: I don't remember ever seeing h come up before
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>now do they count me as M or H? sinuuSmug
hackingducks: <message deleted>goodbye friends
Saintnex: o7
YeOldeMark: o7
bethy_kins24: o7
kimmibeans: o7
ContingentCat: h7
Wolfstrike_NL: A single shot
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>o7
Kipstar: "so we don't GET to do everyone" lol
margerfol: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig:
MacbethSeemsSus: h7
empyreon: o7
Forlorgen: o7
mrjujubeans: h o7
ButButTheJesus:
itira: o7
SnackPak_: o7 999
Joecool190: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
Mogg01: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ShaneLeeAtk:
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>oh he got a juicy one this week
AMuseOfFirebane: o7
SuperPenguinWizard: o7
PhorrestGaze: o7
lamina5432: and they just sent a message
lamina5432: o7
e_bloc: 10 point buck of twitch chatters
itira: LOL
saucemaster5000: I mean, still can
BrindleBoar:
MyrddintheWizard: o7
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
caoinlean: Who was it?
mrjujubeans: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
empyreon: LMAO
Saintnex: wow
SnackPak_: o7
ghyllnox:
MWGNZ: o7
MrSarkhan: RIP
Rhynerd: nobody but you lads apparently
ContingentCat: o7
Vinewood_OG: o7 goblesss
JKBalch: Close enough
GamerCat88: ahh balance restored
Rhynerd: o7
ghyllnox: o7
Strebenherz: tyranny
ButButTheJesus:
PhuzNutz: RIP
lochnessseammonster:
PhorrestGaze: Mr. o7
e_bloc: no war no peace
ShaneLeeAtk:
lamina5432: ben aiming the gun.
MacbethSeemsSus: Your twitch record will come up when running for Prime Minister
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Mr is just a title right???
AMuseOfFirebane: @caoinlean hackingducks
BrowneePointz: okay Sans just staring through the layers through that segment is sending me
Omthebox: How... horrible
Saintnex:
not to abuse the sacred traditions of the ban wheel?
Bearudite: really society is to blame
RelwinEJ: @MacbethSeemsSus That's a tier of Amazon subscription we've not yet seen
BrowneePointz: well that’s why the term Accessory to Murder exists
PhorrestGaze: ah, the ol' moderation firing squad
e_bloc: funny paul is actually doing it behind the scenes
lochnessseammonster:
this is exactly what i want
Omthebox: There are no bad dogs, only bad owners
Diabore: maximum cancer in that boy
e_bloc: yeah Adam won't cure his fucking cancer
Forlorgen: NOT MY SPECIAL BOY
GamerCat88: snek
Thefluffiestguineapig: Several times
Omthebox: Leon can parry sound. i'm not sure exactly what that implies
realbadatthis_: They'd bring him back as robo leon
saucemaster5000: a good life?
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e_bloc: there are 13 resident evil games, it makes no sense that someone survived through all of them
lamina5432: asking the wrong person. adam is the chaotic killer everyone person.
Bearudite: kirby
MWGNZ: Marissa?
prince_infidel: Kratos has hadd an objectively bad life
Forlorgen: His POE2 characters
MacbethSeemsSus: *buffering*
e_bloc: joker
Diabore: adam thought ryuji was dead for like 10 seconds
Omthebox: Adams Hard Core Character in PoE2
GamerCat88: the wizard in stardew
SnackPak_: Adam will get back to us
RelwinEJ: Max from DC2
ContingentCat: His Street fighter guy?
e_bloc: oh yeah Ryuji almost crushed Adam
betweenmyself: Leon S Kennedy, right up there with Toad
ButButTheJesus: were you bummed with Lady D died?
caoinlean: I need Leon to now have a sore back
e_bloc: a proper himbo, one might say
e_bloc: you can finish in 80-90 hours
MrSarkhan: Ben if you're going to play any play Persona 5.
lamina5432: i reckmmend off screen grinding in digimon.
e_bloc: play P5 Royal, it adds another 20-30 hours
ghyllnox: We just went from real gross to real clean
Omthebox: Its long if you only play 4 hours every week or so
BrowneePointz: ye full completion is like 110ish or something
SquareDotCube: also a guide for demon fusion is oft recommended
e_bloc: when I went for completion it was 100+
calculated_uncertainties: I think they're all pretty good. But yeah, 60+ easy
e_bloc: they call that the anti-talking simulator
public_key_reveal_party: This is the man who ate 100 chicken nuggets
MacbethSeemsSus: This abandoned secret lab is so clean
RealGamerCow: the subnautica 2 streams were so great.
BrowneePointz: I’m just hoping persona 6 doesn’t have a weirdly homophobic best friend character this time
Spades_Slicc: WHAT? I'm only 47 minutes late and there's game happening?
RealGamerCow: speedy boat clip is one of my favorite clips of all time
e_bloc: people just forget to cancel their cleaning contracts
lochnessseammonster:
betweenmyself: amnesiac protag? must be a jrpg
e_bloc: yeah also they have booba
Spades_Slicc: Do it
Darleysam: bad news, S came up on the wheel
Spades_Slicc: i'm game
BrowneePointz: wow spades hit you with the Brat energy
Spades_Slicc: Noooooo
Bearudite: oh noooo content men don't time little ole me outtttt
e_bloc: wanting to be banned is a catch-22
saucemaster5000: what else are we gonna say "oh noooooo"
chaostreader: wow. how much game have I missed?
BrindleBoar: suns out lickers out
BrowneePointz: happy pride month
e_bloc: love licker season
saucemaster5000: can't wait for envy month
Juliamon: we went over this, it's still pride
YFiddler: big mittens
BrowneePointz: happy….disability pride month? I’m not sure where going with this
arcaneIllumination: @chaostreader Only like 5 minutes or so.
Diabore: it can hear though, shut up
ContingentCat: Pride will continue until conditions improve
BrowneePointz: oh wait they’re blind, happy disability pride month
e_bloc: did not have one conversation with Leon
saucemaster5000: lick her back shots?
MatzerKat: A liquor is what I use to get through Resident Evil games
caoinlean: Man they look the exact same as in the remakes
e_bloc: never was like "hey what should I expect around here'
Scy_Anide: Pride runs until September 21st, then it's fall.
BrowneePointz: LICK HER WHAT?
Spades_Slicc: The only liqour I know is in the cabinet
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UtilityPunk: So excited that weevils are getting some horror game representation!
YFiddler:
RealGamerCow: Off to the Alex commission queue!
The_Timo: you go that way, I'll go home
itira: i laughed
Spades_Slicc: Oh I actually laughed out lour
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you wouldn't be the first or the last person to ask for that
gualdhar: I snorted quietly
letsbelgo: I scoffed
BrowneePointz: i had a sharp exhale through my nose
public_key_reveal_party: Chat is just Ben's +1
lochnessseammonster: i chuckled
MacbethSeemsSus: @The_Timo He just left! With nuts!
e_bloc: AO3 probably has at least half a dozen things tagged 'licker backshots'
lochnessseammonster:
Bearudite: laughslut for licker backshots
BrowneePointz: that’s is my favorite burger place
ghyllnox:
Sorry, I only laugh at my partner after marriage
MAPBoardgames: Is this one of those Japanese hotels?
Strebenherz: laughslut circlechuckle
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no laughing before marriage, as god intended
Omthebox: I just dont laugh easy. Its sad.
lochnessseammonster:
rude
Vonbane: you can laugh before marriage but you have to leave room for Jesus
RealGamerCow: ok that got me
YFiddler:
BusTed: monch
itira:
e_bloc: I enjoy the juxtaposition of how helpful the second sentence was compared with the first
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Omthebox: One on each side of the sway
SquareDotCube: if only we had a bottle of acid
BrowneePointz: if you laugh before marriage a little bit of Satan sneaks in with each inhale
YFiddler:
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: just like the old times
ButButTheJesus: get em paul!
ghyllnox: Hang on Paul, you have to modulate your voice down so they take you seriously
lamina5432: it's been a while since we got a quiet
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Kramburger: Sorry you disturbed him with doing the job he hires you to do
e_bloc: I'm not a doctor, but wouldnt that amount of gushing blood indicate a level of blood pressure zombies simply cannot have
MacbethSeemsSus: Paul wrapping up his 10 hour monologue
BrowneePointz: @e_bloc t virus and variants weird
chaostreader: surely Beej writes the contracts?
RealGamerCow: The stream cuts out and is replaced by Paul saying "Let's Nope is on hiatus until further notice"
e_bloc: does blood circulate in a zombie
e_bloc: thank you doctor savidan
saucemaster5000: I'm not a librarian but I can read
caoinlean: Basic bodily functions work in this universe
Spades_Slicc: Blood circulates in THESE zombies
SnackPak_: ben...
Juliamon: Benjamin
lochnessseammonster: yes
itira:
caoinlean: Just no frontal lobe
e_bloc: yeah
BrowneePointz: gushy licker backshots. tonight is cursed
UtilityPunk: That's what a diet of Fruit Gushers does to a dude
Spades_Slicc: Ah Adam pulling the Shapiro defense
e_bloc: yeah thats the first video that comes to mind
BrowneePointz: especially Rob
Darleysam: how do they not get drawn to the sound that the other zombies make
Juliamon: stupid zombies don't know they're in the presence of a skilled dbd looper
lamina5432: that's why they want brains
BrowneePointz: (idk i just wanted to make the joke)
e_bloc: do you iq test a zombie
e_bloc: I think the test would be terribly biased
TehAmelie: i have seen someone gush diet coke and mentos mixture, but
AdamYMHMI: That zombie has a PhD in classical victorian poetry, it just doesn't really apply here
Omthebox: I could
e_bloc: I've seen someone gush a gallon of milk
MacbethSeemsSus: thaaaaaaats ableissssssst
Getter404: I mean that was the B Plot in Day of the Dead
Rhynerd: seeing as the zombies in these games only develop blisters after being knocked out for a while it seems they have a circulatory system
caoinlean: @AdamYMHMI You could argue it doesnt apply in many instances
BrindleBoar: imagine being that greeter
BrowneePointz: I’ve been to a Walmart at 3 am.
e_bloc: yeah service animals only
Getter404: Yes, because the Licker is wearing neither shoes nor shirt
saucemaster5000: automatic doors don't open for vampires
prince_infidel: Acid historically kills Lickers
Saintnex: the what in a what Adam??
BrowneePointz: I’ve seen the lickers at Walmart
AdamYMHMI: @caoinlean true. but if you meet that zombie during a thesis defense or on the other end of a critique, watch out!
BrowneePointz: I wonder when Jurassic Park Survive is coming out
Darleysam: no, they have to go to the licker store
e_bloc: couldnt even spring the extra couple thousand dollars for raptor-proofing
Rhynerd: y’know, a licker walking into walmart has probably happened in this universe.
caoinlean: @AdamYMHMI Oh yeah no contest
e_bloc: 1 RFID reader would have submarined all of jurrasic park
Talin06: yes Adam it does
Vonbane: frogs do, toads don't
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't know if you've noticed, but Umbrella wasn't that good at their jobs
Getter404: Whoa
BrindleBoar: wow
BrowneePointz: hey my best friend saw them at Red Rocks
Omthebox: the world through the lenses of philosophical frog based questions
ButButTheJesus: why that sprocket all wet
BrowneePointz: heard it was a good concert
e_bloc: wont cold blooded animals almost exclusively spend their time thinking about where to sit
betweenmyself: I just assume Lickers are wall-compatible Rumbas that clean up the place and *occasionally* tear off heads with their tongues
johnnylongtorso: "All I Want"?
Madscientist9: I saw them in concert back in the early 90s
caoinlean: @e_bloc Oooh good point
realbadatthis_: I still have jerk it out stuck in my head
AdamYMHMI: Hootie and Wet Sprocket
ErynTzun: They came to my Laser Tag place that I worked at in the 90s, rented the place out.
BrowneePointz: so does those boat tourists
Darleysam: time for the bridge story
Spades_Slicc: Insert Dave Matthews band chicago bridge story
Rhynerd: @betweenmyself I think one of the 3d films suggested it’s capable to remote control them.
mommahelly: Oh my gosh, I can't stand them either so annoying
BrowneePointz: so did Dave Mathews
ButButTheJesus: maaaakes ya wanna makes ya wanna
LithelyUnshod: It's okay Adam, you're allowed to be wrong
e_bloc: I doubt the dolphins make toad the wet sproket cry
RealGamerCow: Olivia comes running in out of nowhere to drop an elbow from the top rope
e_bloc: also I assume everyone is high
LithelyUnshod: Ofc they're opinions. That's why it's okay
lochnessseammonster:
but you aren't
MacbethSeemsSus: The Place Between
e_bloc: Id take the under
mommahelly: Adam is not wrong about this
e_bloc: tripping billies?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm like that with Weezer
Juliamon: I'm with Adam on this
YFiddler: a real hater
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: just hate the sounds they make
SnackPak_: Everyone who lived through the 90s has heard DMB
itira: is it because you dont like the dudes voice?
ButButTheJesus: i'm like that with country
AdamYMHMI: If Adam were a zombie in a puzzle, the answer would be to set up speakers with Dave Matthews playing to drive him away
e_bloc: forgettable is worse than hating
BrowneePointz: look Dave Mathew’s tour bus spraying a boat tour with shit is still funny as hell
MWGNZ: Adam spitting facts
exeJayce: Adam: I don't like them either so you're good
Bearudite: adam hates train I bet
e_bloc: you're not even causing enough emotional reaction to enjoy
Juliamon: a bunch of their songs were on the muzak at work and I didn't know any of them but they all had a Sound
betweenmyself:
How can you decide you don’t like a band without first experiencing their full library? 
RealGamerCow: I am of the age that I was in college when that Crash song was used by every white dude that was trying to score
lochnessseammonster: oof
LithelyUnshod: I saw Tea Party open for Ozzy in 2003. They were great live
caoinlean: Love that song
Spades_Slicc: drops of jupiter
exeJayce: drops of jupiter....
ButButTheJesus: natawie imruhaha
ShaneLeeAtk: Hell of a cover, Torn
MacbethSeemsSus: Yes
letsbelgo: train is ass
lamina5432: what about Tom Petty
BrowneePointz: look you can make fun of Train for Soul Sister, but Drops of Jupiter is an incredible tribute to a lost parent
e_bloc: torn was a cover
exeJayce: calling all angels is GOOD
MrSarkhan: I hate drops of jupiter so much
Rhynerd: yeah, they’re drops of jupiter.
e_bloc: yeah @ShaneLeeAtk
UtilityPunk:
Teardrops in the Rain, like the Bladerunner monologue
Spades_Slicc: Honestly california 47 is a good album
BrindleBoar: songs that are fine but got overplayed so hard they're unbearable
GamerCat88: yeah it was hella overplayed
Rhynerd: which band was Hey Soul Sister?
betweenmyself:
I prefer the original “Torn” to Natalie’s cover
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrindleBoar Agreed
e_bloc: I'd rather listen to calling all angels than drops of jupiter
Reaper_IsMyName: fast car had that effect. every like sixth song was fast car
BrowneePointz: that was train @rhynerd
exeJayce: also 50 Ways to Say Goodbye Lyrics is just a level of spite I love
exeJayce: lyrics why
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Bearudite: I always heard Sir Duke in movie theaters
PipeSmokingOwl: WHAT THE FUCK
SnackPak_: hell yeah Adam
Rhynerd: @browneepointz I thought it was. shows my self doubt there
exeJayce: ADAM
RealGamerCow: Big agree there Adam
Forlorgen: BOOOOO that adam
Vonbane: the Boss?
mommahelly: Also, don't like Bruce
lochnessseammonster: whoa now
Thefluffiestguineapig: The entire state of NJ is coming for you
MrSarkhan: Tom Petty is fine
Forlorgen: Bruce is the boss
BrowneePointz: Hell ya based Adam
MacbethSeemsSus: Dont go where I can't follow Adam
JKBalch: Strong opinion there bud
Dreamlettuce: You had made a stinky enemy out of NJ
caoinlean: Mine is leaving on a jet plane, dont like it only bc it was overplayed
e_bloc: if bruce was so good why did he never have a #1 hit
lamina5432: adam drawing aggro
Spades_Slicc: I'm with Adam
mommahelly: Adam has very good music taste so far lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is it Long Island?
Omthebox: Who is bruce springsteen
exeJayce: Ben out here with the facts
lochnessseammonster: nooooooo
e_bloc: I've never agreed with Adam more
MrSarkhan: Nah I'm with Adam here. Bruce Springteen is mid.
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig New Jersey
Reaper_IsMyName: Bruce Springsteen is very socially conscious and a decent dude
hackingducks: I mean, could be worse. I loathe taylor swift.
Reaper_IsMyName: everything i do by bryan adams
lamina5432: bruce is one of my mom's fav
betweenmyself: Ben was thinking Men i Tights
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Robin Hood song is so good from disney
Dog_of_Myth:
Vonbane: ooh da lolly
Darleysam: or Men in Tights
SnackPak_: I wanna live in this world
lochnessseammonster: i can't stand bryan adams
johnnylongtorso: the Hamster Dance?
PipeSmokingOwl: I need to know what Adam actually likes
e_bloc: I remember men in tights 10000% more than any other robin hood
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the only opinion I have about Bruce Springsteen is that when that movie Blinded by the Light was coming out, our theater had a bunch of surplus promo items, and I took home a branded bluetooth speaker, except it's *mono.* Who the heck makes a mono speaker in the 21st century?
BrowneePointz: yes the hamster dance is oo de laley sped up @johnnylongtorso
exeJayce: Maroon 5
Reaper_IsMyName: Ghost is a good band kinda
Darleysam: rattling the cage
mommahelly: The true test is does Adam like Staind lol
lochnessseammonster:
no i'm just sharing
PipeSmokingOwl: it seems like he hates every genre
Steelwolf171: That Robin Hood song was criminally overplayed when it came out
Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnnylongtorso No, not the Hamster Dance, it's sung by a rooster in the Robin Hood where Robin Hood is a fox and Little John is a bear
Darleysam: "bad" and "I don't enjoy" are two different things
RealGamerCow: Adam just likes poking the monkeys in the zoo(it's us, we're the monkeys)
e_bloc: I get not liking prog rock
PotatoWraiths: don't clip that
PotatoWraiths: lmao
e_bloc: not everyone wants to watch a guitarist crawl up their own asshole
itira: weenu weenu weenu
e_bloc: I love that shit though
MWGNZ: Lost Prophets, great music, extremely bad frontman
Dog_of_Myth:
MacbethSeemsSus: I'd argue Nickelback is both popular and bad
exeJayce: I mean, a lot of my coworkers like The Beatles and I'm just like "eh they're okay but not my thing".
Astramentha: was he baptized
Spades_Slicc: Is the guy your mom dated single?
Kaaosa: hm, it's these guys
Reaper_IsMyName: yeah association with people is a fair knock
BrowneePointz: bands I hate tend to be soulless bland corporate with no meaning behind their music
BrowneePointz: fuck that so much
GamerCat88: Nickleback had a collab this year with Megan Thee Stallion
johnnylongtorso: @MWGNZ oh man, I used to like them, I could not listen to them after all that shit came out
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fuck? That's awful
MrSarkhan: that sucks
exeJayce: @MacbethSeemsSus Photograph spawned one of my favorite memes so it gets One Free Pass
e_bloc: so Bruce has never had a #1 hit, but he originally performed blinded by the light before manfred mann took it to #1
lochnessseammonster:
Reaper_IsMyName: @BrowneePointz ahh the corporate plant.
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MrSarkhan: Those people are the worst
MWGNZ: @johnnylongtorso good news, he's dead now
Larkonus: Hell yeah, Fair to Midland rocks.
Anubis169: Happy 10 years Drazoth!
zshunter: I mean last guy I heard say fuck Bruce Springsteen was the lead singer of Staind
betweenmyself: my step dad has always been big into Pink Floyd; took me some time to get over myself and understand the appeal of their music
zshunter: Who sucks
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, clean metal vocals. Uh-Oh's a fun song
ErynTzun: I'm just kind of tired of Bruce Springsteen having grown up in the 70s and 80s, but he at least not a crappy person
Diabore: watching lrr probably
Strebenherz: Happy ten years! @Drazoth
korvys: Subscribing to LRR, apparenttly
Anubis169:
I'm gonna guess subbing for the first month here 
SnackPak_: they were watching twitch
exeJayce: @zshunter well to be fair he has garbage opinions but that's something I'd rather not get into bc out of scope of LRR
BrowneePointz: if you’re one of those metalheads perhaps examine your thoughts on that cuz it might come from not great places
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Bruce Springsteen got middle America to sing along with an anti-war, anti-estanlishment anthem about the betrayal of working Americans in the Reagan Era.
TehAmelie: i've never really listened to bands i don't like. guess it's something you do if you have an active social life
prince_infidel: 10-> 90<- 20->
circusofkirkus: what kept you coming back
Drazoth: I subbed cause you guys are funny
MrSarkhan: I was watching an old vod a while back and found my original sub. That was wild.
circusofkirkus: which LRR member would you like to give your 10 year bonus too
Anubis169: aww!
e_bloc: I think I first subbed on an AFKK
Anubis169:
e_bloc: *AFK
zshunter: 10 Years ago I was starting my job I just left
The_Timo: different safe maybe?
Spades_Slicc: typically you have to do a full rotato before stopping on the second number
Omthebox: The system works
PipeSmokingOwl:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth and sadly like 50% didnt listen to the lyrics and didnt know what they were singing 
like how Paul Ryan said Rage was his favorite band lol
ButButTheJesus: 10 years ago Let's Nope was Nightfall: Escape
ErynTzun: Some of the dumbest of bigots think Bruce's songs are for them, nope.
exeJayce: I don't remember when I originally subbed but Desert Bus kept me around. AND to inflate y'alls egos: let
Drazoth: LRR in general, but yes you guys in specific too.
exeJayce: whoops
mommahelly: I miss Sidewalk Slam
Vonbane: yes
exeJayce: let's nope was some of the first LRR content I watched
Anubis169: Yeah when you moved you weren't even 'Bengineering' yet, you got that at Desert Bus
Dog_of_Myth: Congrats on that Ben
RealGamerCow: I remember seeing Ben and saying "who is this literal child?"
lochnessseammonster: yeah
Phailhammer:
I know you were here in 2017, because I remember where I was when you found Paul's "Do Not Push" button.
MWGNZ: i miss 10 years ago
e_bloc: yeah when I started watching ben was still smooth and young
itira: its my 10 year anniversary with my partner this year aswell
korvys: If it's like a real safe, you might need to go around twice for the first one, once for the second, and to the number for the last
Vonbane: do they not have combination locks in Canada?
mommahelly: Oh yeah 10000% just trying to keep up with wrestling is brutal
MrSarkhan: There's that much wrestling each week???
e_bloc: cant you just watch botchamania
Phailhammer:
@korvys Then do it again to show it wasn't a fluke.
GamerCat88: are they single....
Kaaosa: they never fail
ghyllnox: @itira Are they single?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrSarkhan There's more than that
itira: yeah Adam, ill tell him you said so
circusofkirkus: ultimatums are a sign of healthy relationships
korvys: Also, wasn't it ->10?
lochnessseammonster: sidewalk slam is how i started watching more than just lrr's magic stuff
Darleysam: damn, found the bank manager in chat
korvys: RIGHT 10
MrSarkhan: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's too much
The_Timo: What room did it say the safe was in?
MacbethSeemsSus: Other way to 10
Reaper_IsMyName: are you in the sterilization room?
Kaaosa: my wife and i communicate exclusively through ultimatums
UtilityPunk:
Ultimatums are the foundation of accountability in relationships, and accountability is essential for trust
exeJayce: the old safe at my job was a combo lock and I only got the code bc I was one of maybe THREE people who could actually do it without messing up
e_bloc: probably 2021, a place I worked used heavy-duty combination locks for classified material
lochnessseammonster:
and brought my friend's to a wwe house show
PhuzNutz: Gotta go past ten and then 90 and back to the third number
circusofkirkus: yeah do it right
MacbethSeemsSus: You have a gun
Omthebox: Just spin it til the game breaks
GasCityGaming: don't you have to go past zero between numbers?
BrowneePointz: I wasn’t paying attention so no
UtilityPunk: Without ultimatums, how else is the house getting fixed?
Diabore: 2 right, 1 left, then last number, i think\
The_Timo: read the note, probably different safe
e_bloc: I had to learn how to set the locks too, it sucks
exeJayce: you should have to go past zero yeah iirc
brainbosh: I remmber this game had the directions backwards of how I expected it to turn
mommahelly: I watched all the Sidewalk Slam videos back and I'd love if you just picked one at random and reflected on your hot takes from back then lol
Omthebox: I couldn't remember how to use these when I was in school
korvys: Ok, try going right 2 full times, then to 10, left 1 full time and then to 90, then right to 20
Reaper_IsMyName: what room are you in? the code was for the sterilization room
PhuzNutz: ten, full rotation, second number, then tird
e_bloc: spin it four times first to clear it
PhuzNutz: Yeah, what Adam just said
e_bloc: yeah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I used to work at a bank (well, a lot of banks). I often just unlock doors because I know the default combinations and emergency bypasses for all kinds of stuff.
mommahelly: Hammer?
The_Timo: Different safe
Dethrizu: check files with Y
circusofkirkus: then you put your left food in and shake it all about
TehAmelie: it's got to be ultimatum or collaboration i guess
SnackPak_:
gotta hold down the button for 10 seconds to reset it
MacbethSeemsSus: If you turn and there's another safe
e_bloc: gun
Joecool190: i think there are several safes
GasCityGaming: I haven't done one since highschool man idk lol
Manae: Pass 10 twice before stopping on 10?
Omthebox: I have literal nightmares about these locks
prince_infidel: Check your notes?
RealGamerCow: clap two times yall
mommahelly: Where is that chainsaw from earlier in the game?
Kaaosa: you can tell these guys never had a shrine to their crush in their high school locker
e_bloc: I would mark out if they made you clear the lock
Phailhammer: Hammer. A big one.
GasCityGaming: Same!
BrowneePointz: everyone is sounding like the bridge puzzle in the new DnD movie
Joecool190: i hate that dream
Omthebox: You know my pain
korvys: That's how safes work, but I would expect a video game to just let you do it even if you didn't do the full rotations
LithelyUnshod: IIRc you often have to pass 0 on every rotation, but I could be wrong
itira: the tech was never using your locker
GasCityGaming: I finished Uni in 2011 and still have nightmares about assignments
e_bloc: clear it, left to the first number, pass the second number, land it on the second time, then back left to the third number and yank down
lamina5432: I never dream as myself
public_key_reveal_party: I have actually never had a dream about high school since I graduated 15 years ago
GamerCat88: i distinctly remember having a combo lock that was 3-6-9 so i just always sang damn she fine when opening it
Reaper_IsMyName: Dream Ben was naughty
exeJayce: they had a school version of the jaws of life JUST for cutting locks off in high school, it was hilarious, you'd hear "we need a lock cut off" almost daily
hackingducks: 10-23-11, I still remember my hgh school locker combo
circusofkirkus: well why did you do it
RealGamerCow: yeah my wife gets mad at Dream me for a bit after waking up
The_Timo: that's the dumbest shit lol
prince_infidel: Check the code again
ContingentCat: Residual grumpy
Strebenherz: Ben do we need to cancel your dream self
public_key_reveal_party:
@hackingducks Going to break into your high school locker now
Kaaosa: my wife starts any description of a dream version of me with "so this dumbass..."
exeJayce: adam: babysitter?
Anubis169: My school locker was a key, and it's the reason i learned how to pick locks because getting the spare key out of the principal's office took like 3 hours
exeJayce: I could see this
e_bloc: that sounds like hell
Phailhammer:
ButButTheJesus:
@Kaaosa
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've been annoyed with my wife because of something she did in a dream. I've never been mad mad tho.
e_bloc: I don't want to watch drunk me though
betweenmyself:
my main high school stress dream is realizing I have no blank paper to write on
Anubis169:
hackingducks: @public_key_reveal_party just leave my magic cards alone
Rhynerd: twofer!
mommahelly: Two for one!
JKBalch: That's a twofer
exeJayce: I've been mad at myself for things I do in dreams and then wonder why I'm so grumpy when I wake up
Omthebox: I hope pauls video is going well
ButButTheJesus: OH LAWD HE COMIN
Juliamon: my school didn't force you to use locks so I just didn't
mommahelly: Don't trust the AI
ErynTzun: "New Nintendo Switch 2 Announced for Europe This Fall: Will Be Slightly Heavier, But With User-Replaceable Batteries" Easy to repair is worth extra weight.
itira: hey wait
circusofkirkus: ???
Kaaosa: "when kaaosa appears in the chat log"
Darleysam: don't give us that ammunition
Spades_Slicc: What's yours Adam?
exeJayce: oh
Juliamon:
Omthebox: just start listing them off
e_bloc: ???
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RealGamerCow:
itira: why, Adam. whats yours?
Athelgar: doing the thing you just told them not to do
exeJayce: I would think actual backseat driving annoys you guys
Cptasparagus: what about the ¿
lochnessseammonster:
lamina5432: ???
Kramburger: Adam hates the D word
e_bloc: should we just try things until you find something you hate
betweenmyself: spoilers do be pretty shitty
exeJayce: oh NO that's just mean
exeJayce: did you kick them
Cptasparagus: he becomes god of peace
Kaaosa: i save all my backseating for when i'm playing a game with them and i can just rapidfire that shit
underhill33: Last of Us?
itira: it was during the last of us i think?
otakubox0: I think it was someone spoiling TLOU 2
korvys:
Adam spoiling that Wendigo thing
Kaaosa: WHAT
Anubis169: right now, the word 'mood' because it's completely inaccurate... "yeah i can empathise with that" fine, but a mood is nothing to do with signalling an emotional state
RealGamerCow: yes, Last of Us spoilers
Kaaosa: this is slander
e_bloc: I hate when Adam guesses the twist 10 minutes into the game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I still don't understand how there are uninfected humans in the RE universe. Surely it should just be a handful of zombie scavenger/cannibals at this point?!?
itira: oop
Kaaosa: this is wildly inaccurat
Kaaosa: e
ContingentCat: Lol I have memory issues so can't be spoiled, my ex tried to spoil a big DS9 thing and I forgot until it was happening
korvys: !listen
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
ButButTheJesus: !chat
exeJayce: omg
lochnessseammonster: oof
MrSarkhan: Oof
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
exeJayce: that is actually mean
lamina5432: putting people in boxes
exeJayce: let people try games folks
ContingentCat: Oh yeahhh
e_bloc: that doesnt really make sense to me
UtilityPunk: Your favourite LRR members are like onions, they have layers
RealGamerCow: Serge bops people that do that in his chat.
Anubis169: and acid, lots of acid
RealGamerCow: understandably
Juliamon: "I would have thought [other LRR show] would have taken this game"
e_bloc: @Juliamon oh thats a good one
Omthebox: Guns sure are loud
betweenmyself: @thedepthandbreadthofseth in the current games it seems as though zombism is not spread through saliva/blood transfer through bites or wounds, only through direct exposure to the manufactured virus
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: I am the liquor
e_bloc: lrr is essentially just a comedy polycule
letfireraindown: i remember Ben calling that out back with Pkemon Legend
letfireraindown: ss
Anubis169: a comicule if you will
BrowneePointz: Ben just reenacted Austin powers 2
lamina5432: I dislike people putting streamers on pedastals. It's a pet peave of mine
exeJayce: @Juliamon that kinda sounds cocky?? like man I'm just glad we get so many streams a week, idc who plays (or doesn't play) what
letfireraindown: yeah the box thing
Dog_of_Myth:
Rhynerd: is that we’re calling comedy troupes these days?
e_bloc: ben streams with serge, adam streams with jordynne, beej streams anime
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @betweenmyself So someone has to actively manufacture all the thousands of undead horrors?
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
Kramburger: Technically I think that LRR is two separate polycules
BrowneePointz: does this one have ai Paul walker?
Juliamon: Occupado
e_bloc: inside the safe? a smaller safe
mommahelly: I honestly don't care if what you play is horror or not. I come for the jokes
ButButTheJesus: "I was READING in there!"
lochnessseammonster:
Anubis169: i think these ones are mutants so they heal super fast
exeJayce: that was such a waste of bullets. there is no reason for that amount of shooting. tf
kimmibeans: Hard agree. You should be able to double-tap and go
Kramburger: Anyone remember the division 1? Don't know why I just thought of that
MrSarkhan: These are super zombies
e_bloc: I imagine "this is not a rhythm/card/horror/talking sim" game is annoying
prince_infidel: Maybe the damage is a dice roll?
mommahelly: I think these are level 2 zombies lol
Anubis169: a regular zombie, agreed
betweenmyself: @thedepthandbreadthofseth well they manufacture the virus and either intentionally expose people to it to create specific bioweapons or it accidentally leaks over a large area and tends to create the dopey zomboids
kimmibeans: @Kramburger Yes. My partner loved it
Spades_Slicc: These are resident evil zombies, the zombieism is in the blood not the brain
Anubis169: Dawn of the Dead style
Diabore: nope
Omthebox: As a zombie? sure
GamerCat88: depends on the type of zombies
BrowneePointz: I’m disabled. I’m dying real fast
MrSarkhan: absolutely not
The_Timo: On the island you'd have a limited pool, seems survivable
e_bloc: 6 months tops
kimmibeans: Not unless I was taken in as a government researcher, and I'm not that smart
ButButTheJesus: depends on how fast they move
ContingentCat: I'd have until my meds run out
exeJayce: I mean..... if you take over a pharmacy you at least have a little bit of drugs AND security measures to keep yourself locked up for a while.
Kramburger: Come out of the shops with a box of beans and rice
TheAinMAP:
mommahelly: If you can take a team of 3 LRR folks for a zombie outbreak who are you taking to survive?
MacbethSeemsSus: Just wear layers
e_bloc: are they one bite zombies
exeJayce: yay more inventory!
e_bloc: or can you get mauled a little
ButButTheJesus: HIP POUUUCH
betweenmyself:
all I know is that when the Zompacalypse happens I’m gonna take copious notes of everything I do just to make sure one of them ends abruptly
GamerCat88: Ben would just go on his boat
Cptasparagus: three Beejs
lamina5432: beej
BrowneePointz: Alex
e_bloc: alex has guns
Juliamon: Beej, Cori, Alex
xantos69: Alex
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, as a Pittsburgher (home of George Romero) I have significant plans and contingencies in place.
Anubis169: I think I would survive in a zombie apocalypse, but I'd have to latch myself onto a group 'cause while I can do most survival stuff, i can't be more than one person for a 5 person job
Kramburger: Ian would be a wild card
MWGNZ: Heather
10of9: *Adam, the last survivor*, "I was playing DOTA!"
Omthebox: Alex or Ian ya
ghizmou: why or?
Forlorgen: Ian can build shit
e_bloc: I'd take both
SnackPak_: I'd take Heather
kimmibeans: TBH, I've never seen a Zombie Apocalypse story give a decent explanation for how all the Zombies took ovre
The_Timo: Beej seems like he'd be plucky and be easier to outrun
Omthebox: Whoever is closer
e_bloc: can I take beej as a mascot
Kramburger: Ian will run faster than you
Darleysam: that means he can outrun you
BrowneePointz: it’s the Waluigi gait
spurius: dont you want a slow runner?
e_bloc: aerodynamic
Forlorgen: ian can make sure you still can play video games in the zompoc
exeJayce: ANOTHER zombie that should have died much quicker, boooo
Rhynerd: Alex, Ian, Adam seems like a team. Two could possibly be replaced by Beej and Heather.
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e_bloc: a 3d printer is probably useful in an apocalypse
exeJayce: ayyy 69
BrowneePointz: we’re gettin the modified Rabies Rage virus ye
Anubis169: Ben: You're all on an island. Technically you're either 100% ok or 100% screwed
korvys: Can zombies use the ferry?
BrowneePointz: did you see 28 years later and Bone Temple?
Anubis169: YES!!
betweenmyself: how long was that zombie in that crate? did they lock themselves in their before turning? if so, where are their clothes?
Cptasparagus: does that insinuate that you'd be better off dealing with a necromancer?
lochnessseammonster:
kimmibeans: Except rabies is a really weak virus. It's super easy to kill and surprisingly slow acting
SnackPak_: ok, im sold on a boat now
betweenmyself: *in there before turning
The_Timo: Oh yeah currents not a thing at all lol
UtilityPunk: Go fishing!
Anubis169: it'll have to become a sailboat
MrSarkhan: boat didn't work out for the people in Dawn of the Dead.
Diabore: get some chickens
RealGamerCow: ferry farm!
Kaaosa: probably no fish in the ocean
e_bloc: lots of fish in the sea
UtilityPunk: Eat some zombie fish
Blakemcm: adam needs his protien
ButButTheJesus: ♪ fuck trees we climb buoys!
e_bloc: I guess raft is more of a serge game
Rhynerd: @cptasparagus that would imply the crew could learn magic to counter the necromancy, right?
letsbelgo: make a farm
Anubis169: So essentially you'd become pirates
The_Timo: You could make a mini farm on the deck
RealGamerCow: Ben's played Raft, he's fine
Anubis169:
MAHP
7gorobei: 5 gal bucket potatoes are easy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @kimmibeans It could just be like a virulent strain of rabies or whatever. Chances are good it would just kill 90+% of the population in a year and then be an impediment, but not a constant threat.
exeJayce: Ben's island is like Madagascar from Pandemic II. Difficult to get onto and once it's shut down, it's shut down.
betweenmyself: Adam’s poor earballs
BrindleBoar: @e_bloc better than not having one, probably, but I feel like the filament/power/model is a lot of effort for output in competition with, like, carved wood
GamerCat88: if Project Zomboid has taught me anything is that you can "craft" just about anything with a paper clip
Cptasparagus: @Rhynerd I'm sure it would change the optimal squad
BrowneePointz: you’ll need gas
Diabore: bring chickens
hackingducks: you could makeshift a net
lochnessseammonster: love it
Anubis169: You can live on potatoes, but there's a 210% increase in flatulance
ErynTzun: Without butter or salt
Kramburger: If you have potatoes and salt you're set
e_bloc: what if you had to eat zombies though
Larkonus: Today I can boil 'em, tomorrow I can mash 'em, later I'll stick 'em in a stew!
Strebenherz: I already have weeks where I eat mostly potatoes because i can't be arsed to go to the store, if it's a zombie apocalypse that's fine too
The_Timo: Head to the seed vault
Rhynerd: @cptasparagus potentially.
Anubis169: 2 weeks ago
ContingentCat: When it's that or nothing standards change
Drazoth: I eat potatoes 5-6 days a week anyway
betweenmyself:
my potatoes have not been properly scalloped! 
RealGamerCow: salt is real easy to get out of ocean water
Kaaosa: dip your potato in the ocean, free salt baby
Spades_Slicc: I bought salt 2 weeks ago
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm pretty sure I know how to make salt.
Juliamon: You can get salt from the ocean if you need it
PhuzNutz: potatoes have plenty of Vitamin C to stave off scurvy
Talin06: like last month
Thefluffiestguineapig: 6 months ago I bought salt
exeJayce: I think we're still working on the container of salt from like.... a year and a half ago
e_bloc: water water all around so lets all have a drink
lamina5432: yeah be ain't living through it
Anubis169: 'cause I legit ran out of salt, and i needed some
ContingentCat: When I moved
mommahelly: Look at us learning things
Darleysam: that's just playing Raft
GamerCat88: plots of tubbers
The_Timo: and rain collectors
GasCityGaming: Ben flashing back to raft with Serge
Kaaosa: potato can also be used as a source of electricity
GamerCat88: 60
Spades_Slicc: 30
The_Timo: can check notes here Y
Omthebox: That's not how I play raft
letsbelgo: 69
prince_infidel: Nope
UtilityPunk: I feel like it was 45
Anubis169: I would totally live on the Waterworld Catamaran
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I bought flakey salt last year. For garnishing stuff.
exeJayce: bc it's not a REAL safe Ben
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben atop his ferry: Behold my nation of potats and tendies
korvys: Yeah, I figured a video game wouldn't make you do that
ErynTzun: Could be worse could be a Master Lock
Omthebox: No I think the voice was spot on
korvys: But that is how they work
lochnessseammonster:
e_bloc: my immersion
UtilityPunk: Those directional slide locks like a thumbstick were pretty cool
kimmibeans: I was gifted salt a few months ago, does that count?
Anubis169: 🥔
TehAmelie: the other day i read they have invented solar panels that can generate power and separate salt water at the same time. seems like just the thing
Larkonus: "This is the lockpicking zombie apocalypse survivor, and what I have for you today..."
Sethalidos: I AM AN ADULT! NAIL!!!!
exeJayce: you aim for that boat, Ben
GamerCat88: i mean you also have played the Sims so roof potatoes seems pretty viable
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok, how big is this zombie lab/factory?
exeJayce: enjoy your peace
e_bloc: sounds like its time for boatquest
itira: id join the boat commune
mommahelly: But what about all your pets? Would they do well with boat life?
ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans gift salt is best salt
Thefluffiestguineapig: How would the sneks and Remmy do on the boat?
Kaaosa: i hate boats
itira:
GamerCat88: boat cult
lochnessseammonster: i like ben's plan
MWGNZ: if you had a boat you could come visit
exeJayce: Adam, such lies
Vonbane: ben seems like he would get seasick
lochnessseammonster:
Anubis169: btw that is a really REALLY bad key for a door... "Sorry honey, I dropped and chipped the giant-ass fortune telling ball, now we're locked out of that room forever."
Rhynerd: unsure if I’d handle seasickness but I’m still willing to try the ferry society
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat: I think a big boat like a ferry would be a good plan
MWGNZ:
Omthebox: True
GamerCat88: damn
MrSarkhan: LMAO
hackingducks:
lochnessseammonster:
Vinewood_OG:
hackingducks: that one got me hard
lochnessseammonster:
that really got me
BrindleBoar: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT STORY
Thefluffiestguineapig:
RealGamerCow: "X looks like they blow on their soup" is such a good line
exeJayce: Let's Nope became Let's Roast, I see
MacbethSeemsSus: These fish are so smelly
betweenmyself:
Soup Blowers are now a protected class, fraid we gotta cancel you now Adam
N30dude: awe man..i do that
Darleysam: does a big "ahHHHHH" after taking a sip of a drink
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can you farm on a ferry?
Omthebox: I bet he salts his food left to right too
mommahelly: but you live in Canada, do you even feel the cold anymore?
Anubis169: Cancelled for... soupism?
hackingducks: soup blowers anonymous
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I guess you can eat a wide variety of seaweed.
e_bloc: you have to be someone to get cancelled
Cptasparagus: i'd read the Kotaku article about Adam getting cancelled
exeJayce: it would suck for about ten minutes and then someone would go "wait, who's Adam?"
kimmibeans: What would Adam even be cancelled for?
Forlorgen: if adam got cancelled my heart would literally break
Anubis169: Seaweed is gorgeous
Kaaosa: ben just looking for any excuse to eat weeds
Anubis169: but it's so fatty
Forlorgen: I wouldnt know what a good person is anymore
exeJayce: a common Nicole W
MacbethSeemsSus: Put the seaweed in a furnace, and you have infinite fuel
GamerCat88: get some lobster and crab traps
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You'd need some potted lemon trees.
TehAmelie: i like to picture a little fleet of ferries where a community could live on international water, and send one boat to land when needed without making some navy nervous
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nicole for the win
lochnessseammonster: that's rough buddy
Vinewood_OG: They don't have a Sail-Thru window.
Anubis169: Oh I saw that one!
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: that sounds like an argument she would make in the dream with Adam
Kramburger: Crawb?
Anubis169: is that a holding tank or somethnig?
exeJayce: crab rave time
The_Timo: check map?
mommahelly: Crabs are water spiders
hackingducks: mmm sea spiders
GamerCat88: coconut crabs are wild
Cptasparagus: @Anubis169 yep, they go bad quickly if they die
Spades_Slicc: That person had time to gab it seems
betweenmyself: check yo map?
ButButTheJesus: YES THEY ARE JUST SPIDERS AND PEOPLE EAT THEM AND I'M LIKE AAAAAAAAA
e_bloc: crabs are gross animals and I live in Maryland
ContingentCat:
Spades_Slicc: Lobster
kimmibeans: Lobster
RealGamerCow: they're all ocean bugs
SnackPak_: team lobster
e_bloc: no
lochnessseammonster:
johnnylongtorso: @e_bloc hello fellow Marylander
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lobsters live longer
Spades_Slicc: Chance of having pistol hand
Talin06: lobster
Anubis169:
betweenmyself: lobsters can live a loooong time
e_bloc: @johnnylongtorso don't cancel me
GamerCat88: Lobster live like to 100
ContingentCat: Lobster
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crabs also have 2 claws?
exeJayce: idk lobster sounds better and I'll take my chances at living longer
7gorobei: lobster has better claw weapons
hackingducks: can I be a mantis shrimp?
GamerCat88: and Lobsters can regrow their claws
e_bloc: if I was either I would wish for death
BrowneePointz: I’d pick Lobster cuz they’re immortal until they get so big they can’t molt anymore and can’t move and suffocate
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Crabs are slightly less creepy to me than shrimp and lobsters. Those just seem more bottom feedery to me.
kimmibeans: Lobsters are essentially immortal as long as they aren't mortally injured
Anubis169:
Vinewood_OG: Crab DPS meta
itira: i wanna be a seahorse
Spades_Slicc: Adam's been chasing the DS2/ER powerstancing high
Yoshi_Gal: Having to walk past the crabs and lobsters when I'm opening in the morning is so spooky before all the big tank lights are on
The_Timo: Well what kind of crab and what kind of lobster?
mommahelly: I call dibs on starfish
ContingentCat: Balance yeah
Juliamon: gently reminding chat that we've seen a sharp drop in clips for this show specifically, please clip this shit
BrowneePointz: mantis and pistol are different
GamerCat88: i want to be PePe the Prawn
Anubis169: Pistol shrimp is different, they snap their claws and create a shockwave
betweenmyself: mantis shrimps got that FALCON PAAAAAWNCH
lamina5432: super sonic punches
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It is a kind of.mantis shrimp
BrowneePointz: pistol shrimp cause cavitation
BrowneePointz: they boil water
e_bloc: you can kill tiny fish with anything
Spades_Slicc: pistol shrimps do not shoot, they have one claw that looks like a pistol's hammer
Kramburger: I'd give that five minutes
Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: Pistol Shrimp snap their claws so fast they temporarily separate the hydrogen and oxygen from each other due to the pressure.
e_bloc: one of the few moments of ace ventura that holds up
UtilityPunk: Running DND: "Okay this is a crab campaing". The party: a crab, a lobster, a mantis shrimp with an eyepatch, and a spider wearing a diving suit
Uzumaki15: My parents had a pistol shrimp, you could clearly hear it when it hammered its claw
Rhynerd: we talking the concussive plasma cannon?
lochnessseammonster:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @UtilityPunk I'm in!
TehAmelie: mantis shrimp's full name is peacock mantis shrimp. but it's not actually a peackock, mantis or a shrimp
BrowneePointz: basically pistol shrimp click their claw so fast it causes a vacuum wave in the water the displacement of which causes a flash of light and intense heat. it’s called cavitation @loadingreadyrun
YFiddler: half american btw
BrindleBoar: exploded that man with a knife
Kramburger: Pistol Shrimp? Call me when they maker a semi-auto shrimp ooh-rah brother
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Holy Roman Empire ass name
Kramburger: Good question
kimmibeans: I'm losing my mind. I legit thought that safe was a microwave
BrindleBoar: to keep it secure
TehAmelie: verily
Anubis169: where better to keep it?
Kramburger: No further questions
e_bloc: safes are fireproof
MacbethSeemsSus: Where do you keep your molotovs?
The_Timo: any fish? I'd be a beaver
MWGNZ: gotta be ready for the revolution
Yoshi_Gal: Lionfish
GamerCat88: Cocnut crabs have the strongest grip strength
ErynTzun: Emergency bomb yeah sure
Anubis169:
GamerCat88: Blob feesh
Thefluffiestguineapig: An oarfish Adam?
The_Timo: Sarcastic Fringehead
ContingentCat: Whale shark
RealGamerCow: manatee
e_bloc: can i be one of those dolphins that women do experiments on
Terminalgrav: goblin shark
Spades_Slicc: Trilobite
Omthebox: Tripod Fish
kimmibeans: *twitch* Dolphins are mammals, like us. They are also assholes
Rhynerd: there was some budget constraints. couldn’t afford incendiary grenades as intended
lochnessseammonster: we all know my answer
Anubis169: You want to be an angler fish?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Mudskipper?
brainbosh: Be the goblin shark
BrowneePointz: we just got the first photo of a goblin shark in its habitat and they look decidedly more normal when under correct water pressure
letsbelgo: telescope fish!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goblin shark is great
hackingducks: angler fishes are scary but awesome... also tiny.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Parrot fish bit me in the red sea.
GamerCat88: i love how tiny angler fish are
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: be that deep-sea snail that lives around volcanic vents and has a metal shell
Anubis169:
Be an octopus, you get to keep most of your human smarts and get 2 extra hearts 
Yoshi_Gal: Hagfish. Love the goo
TehAmelie: i'd want to be a manta ray. cool floaty boy
The_Timo: I'll be DAGON
Anubis169: a crapton
Kipstar: 6
GamerCat88: Adam wants pacific rim kajui not yet discovered feesh
Kramburger: Adam wants to sleep in the wreck of the titanic
lochnessseammonster: a lot
RealGamerCow: Adam wants a scientist to see him and say "what the fuck is that"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, there's probably a Yes number of fish
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @The_Timo I'll be the leviathan.
Anubis169: Kraken?
e_bloc: a romanian scientist found 30+ new species in a cave in the 80's
kimmibeans: Oh, we've only discovered something like 1-5% of all species on earth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I know what you're talking about Ben
Anubis169: Portuguese Man O' War?
TehAmelie: they keep discovering hithereto unfathomable larger classes of squid every decade or so
RealGamerCow: oh those freaky long legged crabs?
Anubis169: ok 'cause fuck those things
Ferisar: oops
Thefluffiestguineapig: Japanese Spider crab?
WiJohn: Tripod fish?
BrowneePointz: tripod fish?
Anubis169: LOL
Kramburger: I'd be an octopus and join the hive mind
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is it one of those weird deep sea tripod fish
theycallhimben: every time anyone goes really far down they find some new weird mutant fish thing
ArtDecoSunburn: Mysteries of the deep.
Astrovore: bigfin squid
Anubis169: yeah they're leech style
Athelgar: is it the squid from teh Lindsey Nickole video from a few weeks ago?>
BrowneePointz: they bite the lady and fuse
Kramburger: For death
BrindleBoar: yeah lady anglerfish end up with a lot of balls
theycallhimben: absorb me fish mommy
e_bloc: so yes for life
ghizmou: the ultimate service top
circusofkirkus: couple goals
Anubis169:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @kimmibeans Yeah, but I think that number gets much bigger when looking at vetibrates.
e_bloc: the rest of their life
Darleysam: end their life on a deez nutz joke
The_Timo: Dies before he has to raise the kids
7gorobei: japanese spider crab, the daddiest of long legs
groulux: You only get one shot when you are an anglerfish
BrowneePointz: those look like super balls
Astrovore: @LoadingReadyRun you're thinking of Bigfin Squid
BrindleBoar: F
BrowneePointz: or tripod fish
WiJohn: Alternate analysis, ultimate deadbeat boyfriend. Doesn't even circulate his own blood
lamina5432: o7
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Tripod fish?
Juliamon: I bet they just went to make a sandwich
Strebenherz: they're still pingable, if that means they're still here
ArtDecoSunburn: I feel like the hallway is the definitive element of modern horror.
Anubis169: Shit's on fire, yo 👉
e_bloc: probably just enjoying their newfound freedom
Omthebox: They're learning
hackingducks: i went and made a sammich.
SnackPak_: they can use tools?
korvys: It's only fair
circusofkirkus: he's got a KNIFE
The_Timo: a Knoife
theycallhimben: why why did we give him a knife
LithelyUnshod: There were zombies with machine guns earlier, Ben
UtilityPunk: Cubano!
e_bloc: yeah this guy was a top scorer on the iq test
hackingducks: as soon as I saw it draw H I knew I was gone.
BrowneePointz: Cuban
lochnessseammonster: ice cream
e_bloc: reuben
mommahelly: geez, the wall art is a bit extreme here
GamerCat88: banh mi
Athelgar: Reuben is the best sandwich
PotatoWraiths: great choice
Spades_Slicc: Zombies have developed tool use, soon they'll invent quantum computer
e_bloc: a jewish reuben
Scy_Anide: Banh mi is so strong
RealGamerCow: I'm passing a Katz' deli tomorrow, might pick up a reuben now
groulux: Club sandwich
7gorobei: pastrami ruben
lochnessseammonster:
TehAmelie: i think anglerfish are just terrible at meeting other anglerfish. so chronically single they evolved to get physically attached at any chance.
BrindleBoar: roast beef, pesto chicken... so many good sandwiches
ArtDecoSunburn: I like Reubens and Rachels as sandwich varieties.
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kimmibeans: Oh, semi-related, but I encourage you to look up the nano-chameleon. They are so tiny!
Kramburger: WE WANT ICE CREAM
Anubis169: like a bao bun?
lochnessseammonster: second is hamburger
Lazzared: naw desert first
Juliamon: Buns are a separate food structure
Cptasparagus: @GamerCat88 you heard em, ban em!
gualdhar: Isnt a hamburger a sandwich?
Astrovore: my favourite sandwich is bigfin squid
SquareDotCube:
thigh
UtilityPunk: The only unacceptable sandwiches are the ones that are basically a piece of lettuce slathered with mayo
gualdhar: Bao should be a sandwich
hackingducks: reuben is a great choice. i had a salami and turkey but that's because that's what I had.
WiJohn: If a bao's a sandwich a calzone's a sandwich
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Any sandwich, but with a layer of potato chips on top!
Omthebox: I will make this impossible
SnackPak_: ill miss ice cream
The_Timo: I'm having some now though
ghizmou: how about a dilly bar
lochnessseammonster:
GamerCat88: behaving in this chat.... never
ButButTheJesus: #teamchaos
BrowneePointz: does an open faced hot beef count?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Note to self: monetize underserved anglerfish dating market.
Kramburger: Define us 'behaving'
kimmibeans: I think you are asking for a lot if you think chat will behave
7gorobei: if one of us behaves, we all are behaved right?
Omthebox: Thats how somebody got mod in seacahts
Anubis169:
theycallhimben: a lasagna is a sandwich, debate me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is lactose intolerant or something
betweenmyself:
I’m crazy basic when it comes to sandwiches, peanutbutter on white bread with the crust cut off… I’m in my 40s
e_bloc: mutually assured destruction
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Classic potato chip sandwich.
ContingentCat: Hehehe yeah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @WiJohn No, calzone is sealed. Its a pie. Boa is a taco.
BrowneePointz: speaking of Dairy Queen our local one still serves Pizza Burgers!
ArtDecoSunburn: @betweenmyself A classic is a classic.
BrowneePointz: and tenderloins
Anubis169: I'm a total sucker for an Affogato
Omthebox: I eat chocolate chips from the bag
Kramburger: My five year old REFUSES to eat chocolate
GamerCat88: @Omthebox same
Anubis169: black cherry gelato with an espresso shot on it
lochnessseammonster:
ArtDecoSunburn: @theycallhimben Eventually most things are sandwiches.
itira: im eating salted caramilk chocolate right at this very moment
Omthebox: Its gotta be 60% or higher
BlackCherry55: I used to like chocolate, but I've now been leaning more towards strawberry cheesecake
lochnessseammonster:
i can
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ugh yeah no thanks to chips from the bag
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: crunch bars are probably my favorite "just chocolate"
ghyllnox: Frozen chocolate chips are my special treat
e_bloc: cant just squeeze some chocolate syrup into the face?
ArtDecoSunburn: @GamerCat88 Semisweet. Great for trail mix.
Kaaosa: i had some big turk last month just because adam likes it. and let's just say it's a good thing our friendship is strong
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, good dark chocolate is goated
mommahelly: I made hot chocolate ice cream the other day
BrowneePointz: did anyone else who grew up in the 80s/90s remember Pizza Burgers?
SnackPak_: chocolate chips and PB is my treat
betweenmyself: yeah, that’s baking chocolate
UtilityPunk: Chocolate chips are nice as an ice cream topping though
circusofkirkus: chocolate chips + Cheerios was my go to snack as a child
GamerCat88: i made the mistake of eating a large chunk of bakers chocolate, not fun
Larkonus: I eat semi-sweet chocolate chips out of the bag all the time. I love it.
Omthebox: I just want chokcy
GamerCat88: @ArtDecoSunburn hell yeah!
lochnessseammonster: chocolate banana milkshake is the goat
RealGamerCow: Now I want a peanut butter cup Blizzard
e_bloc: vanilla milkshake opop
Kaaosa: @Kaaosa because ohhh boy it was not ideal
Pharmacistjudge: I like chocolate as an accent. I like 80% vanilla 20% chocolate
ghyllnox: @Omthebox What kind? I've been trying different ones but I have resolved that $10US is too much to spend on a bag
lamina5432: I like chunky milkshakes, had a fudge brownie one yesterday
Lazzared: chocolate chips in vanilla ice-cream
BrowneePointz: Peanut Butter shake from Culver’s? bangin
Athelgar: lb for lb chocolate chips are better priced than most candy bars. id rather buy 500g of chips for 8.99 than a single bar for $2.50+tax
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Name a sandwich you like that wouldn't better with a handful of crushed lays?
Kramburger: Mum got it, and by It, I mean stabbed
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BrowneePointz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth any. I hate the crunch
UtilityPunk: Ergo, QED
mommahelly: Can you shoot out the monitors?
ghyllnox: @Athelgar It's true, even $10/bag is cheaper than a candy bar
MacbethSeemsSus: Visa vie, concordantly, ergo. Hakuna matata
lochnessseammonster:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: The Matrix Still Has You 1 and 2, yep
e_bloc: de facto truth
ArtDecoSunburn: The Architect is physically based on a real guy -- Vint Cerf. He dresses just like that. Silicon Valley legend.
GamerCat88: ipse dixit - cuz i said so
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@BrowneePointz I'm so sorry. I hear anhedonia is tough
Anubis169: "I create' th' maytrix"
BrowneePointz: I wonder if their name is a reference to Legendary Frog.
Anubis169: (shakes doll)
dutchmoose: wow totally forgot about the legendary lily pad
MacbethSeemsSus: The Will Ferrell as the Architect sketch is also great
TwilightAvalon: They need the "key"
Saintnex: something about a key
GamerCat88: its latin term used in law at least thats what i know it from
Anubis169: whatever happened to LegendaryFrog?
Athelgar: @ghyllnox and most bars are only like 40 g now too, is so much worse than it used to be
TwilightAvalon: according to Albert Bepsi
DuskSpikeY: For the plot !
Swamplor: The same reason anyone clones anyone, Adam
ContingentCat: Just for fun
TomatoKigu: Omnom MO drives.
Athelgar: was that a Zip(TM) disk?
TomatoKigu: Athelgar Nope, an MO disc.
e_bloc: how is cloning the best way to do that
hackingducks: @Athelgar no, it's some kind of optical disk. it's closer to a Jazz
e_bloc: time to get you to bed peepaw leon
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Yay for storage formats!
Kramburger: Elpis is just the bot network that Umbrella Used to game the algorythm
MacbethSeemsSus: My apple pie recipe
Vinewood_OG: "It seems the rumors of my demise, were, pretty accurate."
e_bloc: turn off the camera so I can do a bump of cocaine
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey wait, those weren't in alphabetical order
Omthebox: Parry the world
Vinewood_OG: Stuck in the dirty boy hole
Phailhammer: "No, R@, turn them all off!"
mommahelly: Leon is alive...ish
Phailhammer: *R2
e_bloc: god I hope he spends the next three games in increasingly unbearable pain
arcaneIllumination: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Could have been chronological
Vinewood_OG: It was unlocked!
Omthebox: ammu
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: true
Cptasparagus: that whole pelican case for un bullat
whitebadgerwolf88: Screw a chopper, send a jet ski!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Also, why does this office have a window?
BrindleBoar: resident evil's love language is giving you ammo, or a rocket launcher
e_bloc: its necessary to remind you you are in america
Phailhammer:
Does the rifle have the Gura scope?
Kramburger: You don't need ammo to feel beautiful, that's what swords are for
Bruceski: I know it's the magic cancer but: "I'm an old man, one foot in the grave. I'm 40."
MacbethSeemsSus: Bringing it in on your bike
Phailhammer: Graham: "What do you mean 'it was in his contract'1?"
WiJohn: Killed him with his own arm
Strebenherz: That's a *great* gameplay mechanic /s
MacbethSeemsSus: No it was that vindaloo
Pharmacistjudge: I wouldn't recommend Pepto for that
BrowneePointz: sounds Pepto Abysmal
The_Timo: absolutely nothing with it
TwilightAvalon: They dont give you nearly enough scrap in this game
TwilightAvalon: just sell some of the gunpowder
e_bloc: unfortunately after 12 games he has developed a crippling addiction to sniffing model glue
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Leon still going to work while he's this sick is how you know he's american
Nigouki: aww man, now I'm remembering the end of MGS4 Old Snake bits
The_Timo: has bigger parry window but otherwise weaker
e_bloc: one's all you need
MacbethSeemsSus: No matter how much you upgrade it still won't be bigger than discount Wesker's gun
Darleysam: just reloading the axe arm
e_bloc: i just want a game that gives you a ton of items and ammo right before a cutscene where they confiscate your inventory
Omthebox: I sure hope they got stairs
e_bloc: daddy's home
Dog_of_Myth: damn
MacbethSeemsSus: *pop*
Omthebox: I hope we got more of those
The_Color_Twelve: solid rebuttal
e_bloc: its just marketing, the magnum is the same size as every other gun
The_Timo: They'd be shit bioweapons if they died as fast as people
NonchalantAvenger: just noticed something was curious - OtherBen is almost NEVER on LrrLive... why u guys don't let him?? im sure he'll say something inappropriate and hilarious.. content!
Darleysam:
The_Color_Twelve: nice parry
NonchalantAvenger:
oh... shame..
e_bloc: Canada has told LRR Wheeler has to be on a 5 minute delay
lamina5432: and then you crushed a gallon of milk
korvys: Since you did start on live, it's been great, Adam
ghyllnox: Do you not have to go to meetings if you don't want to?
e_bloc: they didnt let Adam on live until he agreed to crush a jug of milk between his thighs
xantos69: Ben is right. Everything at LRR is optional. I'm actually a full member of LRR, I just don't feel like it. That's why you never see me on stream.
SnackPak_:
thats why he is banned from DB
e_bloc: and even after that, they hazed him with a whole head of lettuce
Vinewood_OG: They give Ian a live microphone.
Bruceski: Look who they DO let on Live.
GamerCat88: i mean Cam and Ian are on Live lol
MacbethSeemsSus: Evidence: Ian's on every live
ArtDecoSunburn: @NonchalantAvenger I always assumed LRRLive played to the improv and panel show strengths of the cast members with theater backgrounds?
ghyllnox: Huh, neat
e_bloc: Wheeler, the guy who drops an f-bomb 25 minutes into every magic stream?
circusofkirkus: you don't have to go to meetings in your job either
circusofkirkus: they don't tell you that
e_bloc: its almost like the bosses arent assholes
Kramburger: The idea of having wheeler on the sponsored streams but not LRL because you're worried about what he'd say is hilarious
GamerCat88: you have actual productive meetings
Vinewood_OG: But those are meetings without the lizard people.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if LRR was worried about someone saying something inappropriate on Live, they wouldn't keep putting Ian and Beej in the same room
LostThePirate: Adam's contribution to that Tetris block balance thing some months back still is hilarious to me.
MacbethSeemsSus: I got crap today because I was 5 minutes late to an 8 am meeting. They put in on my calendar at SEVEN THIRTY
ArtDecoSunburn: @xantos69 (Paul calls roll at staff meeting) "Xantos? Xantos? Xantos?"
Bruceski: It's not "there's a meeting, you gotta show" it's "we're having a meeting about X, if you have input try to be there."
lochnessseammonster:
my boss is pretty cool so i don't mind meetings 
Phailhammer:
@ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Or just Ian. Or letting Julie back on Desert Bus.
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: I don't show up at my job at 9 unless someone puts something on my calendar for 10
GamerCat88: throw dat ass in a circle
lochnessseammonster: yes
hackingducks: i think I agree that a sniper rifle headshot oughta do it
lochnessseammonster:
Darleysam: you merely adopted the cringe. I was born in it.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc It's like an atomic clock with its regularity.
Bruceski: Nah, what's cringe is when you're self-employed and complain about your boss's HR violations.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm a UT kid, a sniper headshot should always do it unless they have 150 shield
Athelgar: badly in a lot of cases lol
e_bloc: what do zombies do in the years in between when people come running through them
Omthebox: Jobs aren't real
Anubis169: Modern regular jobs are not what people would consider an idea of "a modern regular job"
GamerCat88: Paul was a dr/ mad scientist
e_bloc: I have the best regular job now, I spend 6-8 hours a day making excel spreadsheets
Anubis169: there's so much changed since then
korvys: Graham has talked about working in an office when he got the call about the escapist, I think?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bruceski Ha! Blurry-eyed bathroom sink confessional?
Darleysam:
James is married to Ronald McDonald?
NonchalantAvenger: didn't james was supposed to take over his dad buziness before G recruited him?
trebuchetboy: @e_bloc yo thats hype
korvys:
Ashley is the one married to a clown
lochnessseammonster:
MacbethSeemsSus: tsk tsk *high five*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Who had ninety billion dollars to build this mile wide, ultra high tech, secret, underground bioweapon zombie lab?
NonchalantAvenger: clip!
MacbethSeemsSus: Damn
Dog_of_Myth:
Darleysam: they practiced that
e_bloc: !xlip
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
e_bloc: !clip
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SnackPak_: Ben got so lucky there
ArtDecoSunburn: @GamerCat88 Some of LRR's meetings can be filmed for content.
lochnessseammonster:
Dog_of_Myth: ahhaha
Omthebox: Would you look at that, we took it again
Dog_of_Myth: !hubris
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Raytheon had a good year.
GamerCat88: @ArtDecoSunburn hehe true
IanAllenBird:
hackingducks:
BusTed: ggs
GamerCat88: congrats on win
Kaaosa: it was a really stupid evolution for these zombies to have their brains on the outside
xantos69: For a breif moment... I wanted Adam to apologize. Now I do not feel that way.
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e_bloc: sometimes game is good
Kaaosa: you really had to hand it to me
lochnessseammonster:
itsr67: bro
GamerCat88: moxing for oxy... wait ...
e_bloc: why does leon sound like hes having a reluctant orgasm
SnackPak_: omg
Nigouki: Lickers are the only one I'll grant not dying to a single headshot exactly because of their weird inside out brains. But with normal human zombies if I shoot out the brain stem then that's it. There should be nothing left to drive the nervous system.
e_bloc: "let's get it over with"
Phailhammer: "NOT AGAIIIIIIIN"
itsr67: beach that sucks your dick victim
Kramburger: "No! You should have waited!"
Darleysam: ah, the big death
BrowneePointz: No, that's what a Howie Scream is
Kaaosa: oh i thought it was more aloof like "i guess i'm bustin'"
Phailhammer:
@Kramburger 
BrowneePointz: Next time you hear the Howie Scream, imagine that's a reluctant Orgasm
Phailhammer: "That one'll rip your dick off."
raulghoulia: thats a holster and a half
e_bloc:
Darleysam: twist his DICK!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does everyone know about the s
itsr67: love the hand motion like he's using somatic components to cast a spell
e_bloc: did I miss something or does cancer give you bullet time in this game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: About the deleted scene from ghost buster?
MacbethSeemsSus: Leon shouldn't have followed the RFK diet
e_bloc: this is some doc holliday in the second half of tombstone level shit
rosesmcgee: Brain worms
Juliamon: raccoon dicks
Nigouki: I hope that not-Wesker gives us a sloppy one to share the antibodies
SnackPak_: moving on
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Raw milk
YawnLance: Good choice Ben!
ghyllnox: US politics
GamerCat88: anyways
MacbethSeemsSus: We can skip that part
Pharmacistjudge: let's move on from US politics
Omthebox: we didn't hear nuthin
Darleysam: your world will be better without knowing
e_bloc: yeah
Juliamon: yes let's move on
IanAllenBird: adam living in a better world
Dog_of_Myth: Spare Adam that knowledge
MrSarkhan: I'm good with just not going there
Saintnex: it was a good run
Rhynerd: the less you know of him the better
lochnessseammonster: let's nope
arcaneIllumination: Do not destroy his innocence
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Rfk jr. Please!!!
e_bloc: I don't want to think about it either
ContingentCat: What a question wow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: His father was a good man.
ArtDecoSunburn: Let's be sure to differentiate him as Jr. so as not to besmirch his father.
Phailhammer: "Who's RFK?" "Oh, I envy you."
Kramburger: Adam's the luckiest motherfucker alive
Omthebox: Cant parry the stairs
Juliamon: ooh nice transition
HadesLeprechaun: microwave hallway from MGS4
Darleysam: me with three bags of food shopping
ghyllnox:
RealGamerCow: I liked that transition between Leon and Grace
Juliamon: bro those of us in the US don't have a choice
Pharmacistjudge: well it's a bit of luck to not being born in the US
e_bloc: "please download newer codecs"
rosesmcgee: He was playing DOTA
GamerCat88: he was at the local
groulux: Ah Man! The stairs are going to fall in the lava and we are going to have to climb again!
DaSunao: @Juliamon I had a trainee who doesn't even check the weather, let alone the news. We work outside.
BrowneePointz: why are you saying this NOW...AFTER you made the freaky Zombie Weapons!
PipeSmokingOwl: ya but we kind got to where we are because there are too many "adams" ..tho most arent as lovablly funny
MacbethSeemsSus: Here's your complimentary baby for the interview
ArtDecoSunburn: @DaSunao Happy-go-lucky gets rained on a lot?
e_bloc: cant do a 5 minute interview but wants to have a baby
BrowneePointz: is....is Grace the Spencer Heiress!? DaFUQ!?
raulghoulia: imagine getting the interview baby and they go in different direction and hire someone else
DaSunao: @ArtDecoSunburn Happy-go-lucky gets heat stroke
Rhynerd: man does seem to still be rich enough to hire caretakers.
e_bloc: could be anyone really
The_Color_Twelve: I've done a lot of interviews, you can have this one
Juliamon: NAME DROP
BrowneePointz: THEY SAID THE THING
BusTed:
ArtDecoSunburn: Notice how the babies are always darlings? Just once I'd like a character to call an infant ugly and or lumpy.
lochnessseammonster:
DaSunao: They said the thing, roll credits
BusTed: leon backrooms
e_bloc: i didnt know the game had a prerequiem
Omthebox: Twink death?
rosesmcgee: He is on the RFK diet. Fuck.
GasCityGaming: Leon, that's the inside blood.
ghizmou: it might be leon's last
Forlorgen: Hey there doing the code veronica remake
Phailhammer: I'm not a doctor, but I think that stuff's supposed to be on the inside.
MWGNZ: that'll buff out
e_bloc: next scene he's totally fine
raulghoulia: you cant park there bub
theambivalentagender: @ghizmou "Oh he's not gonna be in the next Resident Evil"
BrowneePointz: Are we gonna get the Wrath of Khan shot?
The_Color_Twelve: perfectly natural
e_bloc: odd, usually the blood gets off on the third subbasement
UtilityPunk: This contractor needs to be fired lol
ghyllnox: It's not even CENTERED???
Nigouki: if you got money you can do ANY decor
rosesmcgee: We spared no expense. Well, some expense.
Omthebox: He's right
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe your mixing post-modern with Edwardian *eyeroll*
UtilityPunk: They were drinking on the job and got a bit wobbly
Valkryir: god forbid you want to class up a joint
Phailhammer:
@theambivalentagender I couldn't help but read that in Chris Tucker's voice.
kimmibeans: Building addition done by a different architect
GasCityGaming: there's always a lighthouse....
groulux: So Adam remember not to hire this contractor for your Resident evil mansion.
BrowneePointz: there was lab with the Ada stuff right?
Pharmacistjudge: 6 had 3 stories in it right?
BrowneePointz: Zombie Trex Man?
prince_infidel: Yes. 6 had an underwater lab
Rhynerd: and a lab in the Sherry/Jake campaign
YawnLance: The 6 playthrough was a fever dream
Phailhammer:
@GasCityGaming Who let the Lutece twins in here?
Saintnex: six had like 3 labs and we had to go to one twice
e_bloc: when your puzzle budget is 6 figures, you put up with some off-center doors
Rhynerd: so, at least 3/4 campaigns had sexret labs.
lamina5432: 6 was sure a story
Forlorgen: D3 was zombie planet
HadesLeprechaun: there wasn't much of a lab in the same way this is a lab
Rhynerd: *secret
Kaaosa: day of sex is a wild title
e_bloc: love you looking around 10 minutes thinking about how pretty it is while dude is bleeding out through his mouth
Nigouki: someone watched Blade Runner 2049 and like Jared Leto's layer
Omthebox: And your lungs I guess
e_bloc: looks like you blew a seal
BrowneePointz: Plz Leon you can't Pass! I don't like Punk Music! You can't become a Dead Kennedy!
MacbethSeemsSus: How much did you drink last night
BrowneePointz: (I do like punk music)
Phailhammer:
@BrowneePointz
rosesmcgee: She said she really liked The Cure
e_bloc: not a great paradox imo
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Kaaosa: would i know a the cure song if i heard it
Omthebox: Is that idea to jump off again
Pharmacistjudge: This reminds me of X-men 3 when they talk so much about The Cure
MacbethSeemsSus: Dont worry I already got an estimate on that crane you broke
e_bloc: friday i'm in love
theambivalentagender: Nice of this guy to wait for them to come up to the platform before he begins his menacing villain shit
Kaaosa: i don't think i know that one
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I thought The Cure was technically postpunk.
ghyllnox: Also he threw away like the entire cigarette
GamerCat88: The Cure's latest album was bangin imo
The_Timo: which ending will it be?
Darleysam: the cure are goth
Athelgar: multibillion dollar machine, tosses buring but into exposed components
Nigouki: release the bepis
e_bloc: does bignaturals fit
Phailhammer:
58008
Bruceski: Destroy the piss or release the piss
BrindleBoar: @e_bloc baptised
BusTed: hope
Pharmacistjudge: bruceski beat me to it
MacbethSeemsSus: pope
GamerCat88: hope floats
trebuchetboy: bepis release imminent
Nigouki: what was at the bottom of the box?
prince_infidel: Elpis means hope in Greek
Nigouki: remember the myth?
hackingducks: elpis is hope
Omthebox: What a stupid passowrd, that's terrible infosec
Pharmacistjudge: El Pis wants Ho pe
frank_the_great: Rebellions are built on hope
e_bloc: if I were dude I'd be like 'fuck i coulda guessed that'
hackingducks: it's pandora's box
Darleysam: @Omthebox parnets
BrindleBoar: this wesker 2 guy really just doesn't have it
Pharmacistjudge: Leon said to destroy elpis
circusofkirkus: bottles of piss!
e_bloc: he'll be dead soon anyway
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait this exposition's important!
Omthebox:
@Darleysam Better infosec if you misspell things
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Darleysam:
@Omthebox
Pharmacistjudge: yes Diet Pepsi Wesker
e_bloc: is diet elpis ok
BusTed: get rekt
thatguysteve2709: Yeah
hackingducks: elpis has left the building
The_Timo: Accidental good ending lol
GasCityGaming: but it said "In"flammable!
circusofkirkus: it's urine samples
kingandcommoner: My Powers! NOOOOO!
SnackPak_: great line read
Omthebox: Get wrecked idiot
Saintnex: much Powhatan
BusTed: A wooden gun??!?
e_bloc: my special eyes
niccus: the piss... was the cure...
ghizmou: didn't he explode on a motorbike, I'm shocked
Nigouki: This is why techbros should actually read the stories and mythologies
BusTed: good line delivery
SnackPak_:
anarchy
GasCityGaming: oh great, he's a libertarian
lochnessseammonster:
theambivalentagender: So is she just gonna sit there or is she gonna stick Leon at some point
e_bloc: I don't know if I get this remake of the fugative
SnackPak_: rad
Omthebox: oh alright
Bruceski: Even the game knows he's Temu Wesker
BrowneePointz: gotta stay cool, wouldn't do to lose our head now
Saintnex: Welp, guess he won’t be in re10 lol
raulghoulia: this guy is rude
e_bloc: damn right in the liver
GamerCat88: i mean i guess his head could grow back...
kingandcommoner: Fast cure
frank_the_great: Well, he's not going to be in Resident Evil 67
circusofkirkus: fast acting too
hackingducks: right into the appendix
Nigouki: been a while since we saw the tentacle
trebuchetboy: Feel like she couldve done that sooner
Vinewood_OG: "He's so vascular!"
InconsiderateHat: BOSS BATTLE
Omthebox: They put a self destruct button in it
dougma: why do we even have that lever???
Nigouki: oh we ARE going back down again? D:
GamerCat88: i guess 6 phases
Phailhammer:
@Omthebox I was about to make a joke about that, but, given Spencer was involved with it, it tracks.
MacbethSeemsSus: What a convenient boss arena
Omthebox: @Phailhammer Yeah. I shouldn't have been surprised
e_bloc: dude was literally on death's door 3 minutes ago
BusTed: ow
BrowneePointz: he's very Mr X coded
thatguysteve2709: My guess is 6 and one is a chicken
Phailhammer:
@e_bloc He got better.
BusTed: machine gun don't fail us now
e_bloc: I'm not sure why he would care how many people die
BrowneePointz: damn that was a hell of a shield splitter kick
ghyllnox: I don't even understand what sacrifices he's talking about anymore
theambivalentagender: Always get you with the backhand. back tentacle.
UtilityPunk:
"Sacrifices must be made" sounds like the tagline for the Let's NOPE wheel
Omthebox: Was that a phase
Omthebox: oh yep
e_bloc: if someone is beating the shit out of me with a giant appendage I am not taking time to say whatever dumb shit pops in my head
MacbethSeemsSus: Jamie Foxx?
GamerCat88: trying to go super sayian
CaptainSpam: Wait, that's what we need: A boss fight where you're given a restock thingy beforehand, but the first phase is a have-to-lose situation that only triggers after you've wasted all your ammo.
kingandcommoner: He's electric Type! throw some dirt at him!
frank_the_great: Electrical powers weren't enough - bring out the rocket launcher
Omthebox: bullets are made of dirt
HadesLeprechaun: okay Doc Ock
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What a wondrous Frankenstein reference.
e_bloc: some sort of doc shocktopus
thatguysteve2709: Ohhh he brought you a rocket launcher how sweet of victor
kingandcommoner: I don't remember that there....
Pharmacistjudge: quick use mudsport
Bruceski: You're an amazon, Leon!
Omthebox: Use your words
hackingducks: nice shot
Bruceski: Fun day in the recording booth
n3ther: you should get that checked out
Pharmacistjudge: it's notable that he didn't use Elpis on himself
e_bloc: no reluctance in that orgasm
raulghoulia: Umbrella should really learn from their mistakes and not leave those around
MacbethSeemsSus: Great speech
SnackPak_: bye bye
kingandcommoner: time to pop some zits
The_Color_Twelve: oh is it big wall of meat time?
UtilityPunk:
Kramburger: Phase 2?
BrindleBoar: he is 100% not dead
Athelgar: man, what a monologuer
Fr0Dough: Doctor octagonal puss BLARGH
Darleysam:
gg 
Nigouki: a speech to remember
e_bloc: swole
Kramburger: It's... BOSS TIME
thedepthandbreadthofseth: He wasnt already big?
frank_the_great: Milk
MWGNZ: they grow up so quick
hackingducks: he's Mr Squidman not Doctor Oct
Bruceski: Ate his wheaties
Vinewood_OG: somehow gristletine returned
ghizmou: that s what steroid do adam
lochnessseammonster:
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: just look at those gains
e_bloc: hes on the gas
GamerCat88: that dude is on the juice
MrSarkhan: I wonder where is weak spot is.
rosesmcgee: he's not, he's just attached to this thing like testes
Omthebox: This probably counts as a phase
n3ther: ya can he tell us his routine?
Pharmacistjudge: like how did he gain so much size. conservation of mass is feeling very violated
arcaneIllumination: Perhaps he absorbed all the flesh in dump below?
The_Color_Twelve: always has a wall of meat
Nigouki: so many wiggly bits
Kramburger: "How'd he get so big so fast?" Adam it's RE, don't ask pointless questions
frank_the_great: We Legend of Zelda now
CaptainSpam: Arby's. We have the meats.
e_bloc: on one hand that is a fucking sweet ass boss design, on the other hand, how does this thing just not insta-murk you
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e_bloc: it should be able to kill you just by falling forward
HadesLeprechaun: Okay so giant zombie enemies in Resident Evil are a classic, but there's a point at which it becomes overdesigned and just a bit of a mess visually
HadesLeprechaun: Zombie T-rex this is not
The_Color_Twelve: it really is a wall with red dots
MacbethSeemsSus: This is also how Leon gardens. With a magnum
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just a bloodborne boss at this point
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PhuzNutz: ope
Kaaosa: you've been gripped
BusTed: hell yeah
arcaneIllumination: Melee build!
frank_the_great: This would make for a sick arcade game
BrindleBoar: axe vs zombie
I_Am_Clockwork: Victor with that strike throw pressure
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: aw hell ye, melee build
Pharmacistjudge: wow they didn't "rule of 3" you
e_bloc: ok that was cool
Rhynerd: melee build wins in the end!
UtilityPunk:
Nigouki: damn, i wonder if there's literally anything that'll gross out Leon at this point.
LostThePirate: Hero swagger
Dog_of_Myth:
CaptainSpam: Great job hitting his... um... brain? Lungs? Weak point. Yeah, the weak point organ.
kingandcommoner: I'm surprised you won without realizing you could parry the big guy's hits
like_100_bears: "Bring me closer, I want to melee it to death with my ax!"
PhuzNutz: \o/
BusTed: the one-liner was the true kill shot
InconsiderateHat: The gun spin tho
The_Color_Twelve: that's so much fluid
BrindleBoar: a lil cowboy twirl
RainyMint:
Saintnex: the gun twirl too
Cptasparagus: "I'M the resident evil!"
Darleysam: "I guess this time, I'm the Victor"
like_100_bears:
Rhynerd: @nigouki I wouldn’t be surprised if ti was something you’d think would be rather banal to him.
kingandcommoner: Sorry Victor, nobod'y putting you back together
lochnessseammonster:
PhuzNutz: "Dermatologist can't help you now"
BrowneePointz: OMG SHE DID
Bruceski: @kingandcommoner That's nothing, last guy I watched stream this hit the wrong button and *accidentally* discovered you can parry the rocket launcher.
n3ther: damn it I see it
BusTed: not the family guy death pose
e_bloc: in the liver
Nigouki: it's only a tummy ache stab
like_100_bears: @e_bloc No, the kidney
e_bloc: dude was coughing up his body weight in blood 5 minutes ago
CaptainSpam: Grace has had a really rough day.
InconsiderateHat: Where's out, bud?
SnackPak_: time for the jet ski
PhuzNutz: @like_100_bears Only need one of those anyway
e_bloc: grace clearly doesnt know about leon's plot armor
prince_infidel: Why not? Why no way out?
ShaneLeeAtk: In comes Chris to punch the ceiling out of the way.
I_Am_Clockwork: roll credits
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh the show's starting
kingandcommoner: THERE GOES MY HEROOOOO!
e_bloc: its mr. bean
The_Color_Twelve: he was in 8
Forlorgen: hes in 8 too
like_100_bears: Oh hey Chris
Saintnex: and 8
The_Timo: a bit late guys
BrowneePointz: it's wolf from Chris' Squad!
itsr67: he's on the cover of 8
Rhynerd: Chris’s team!
e_bloc: ada can't die
frank_the_great: He's so Alpha
ghyllnox: \o/
PhuzNutz: NOW they show up...
e_bloc: got enough fucking scopes on there
BusTed:
SalamiSuperstar: You think that dude can see out of all of those scopes?
kingandcommoner: Leon, I've come to retrieve you so you can continue the redfield line. Claire is waiting
Ferisar: mr greenhill
MacbethSeemsSus: He's looking for Amanda Hugginkiss
The_Timo: They thought she had the key for Elpis
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: remember that Leon and Chris have been just missing each other since 1998
Kaaosa: just something to do
I_Am_Clockwork: because she has anti T-virus blood or something
frank_the_great: Where are the jet skis?
BrowneePointz: they thought she had a key
Kramburger: The joke in the RE community is that Chris needs Leon because all the roids have left Chris impotent
hackingducks: @SalamiSuperstar it's a night vision helmet. they see out of a pair at a time
like_100_bears: They thought she had the right genetics for a cure
ghyllnox: They thought the geneticist left something in there
The_Timo: Nobody knew it was cure except Spencer and the secret team
Goombill: They were tricked, they thought she was important, but the guy actually just liked raising her as his daughter
zshunter: They thought the cure was mind control
kingandcommoner: Techinically they weren't cloning Grace, they just thought Grace was a clone that had Spencer's memories injected in her and they were trying to repeat that if they couldn't find her
LithelyUnshod: Yeah, I assumed it was a Last of Us style thing
TwilightAvalon: Zeno and Victor thought Spencer's research needed Grace, but they didnt have the complete story. So they cloned her believing she was special
The_Timo: Zeno Wesker,
MacbethSeemsSus: Grace turns out was completely normal
Pharmacistjudge: hot chocolate cures tummy stabbing
raulghoulia: this is going to be some fbi report
Saintnex: yuuup
BusTed: oops
TwilightAvalon: essential
BusTed: whoops
like_100_bears: Yeaaaah
The_Color_Twelve: heck of a shit day
kingandcommoner: that's called being an RE protagonist
MacbethSeemsSus: Say the line Leon
TwilightAvalon: but she stood her ground and came out a better person
Darleysam: could've been an email
trebuchetboy: gg go next grace
Ferisar: didn't hit any of her vitals btw
korvys: Did you see that Gwen Steffani has gone like, hyper christian? Super weird
SquareDotCube: Your prize is: trauma!
Ferisar: she's fine btw
LithelyUnshod: Didn't she melt?
like_100_bears: Emily's fine, she's just slimy
TwilightAvalon: she just needs a sponge bath
Lazzared: ya here's a hot drink and a blanket for your gut wound
MacbethSeemsSus: It's so stupid I love it
Saintnex: that Leon smirk, gawd damn
TomatoKigu: Only 25?
Kaaosa: alex mack?
trebuchetboy: anyways goodbye forever
BusTed: maybe that was the virus leaving her body
Omthebox: But the pile of goo didn't hit a vital
BrindleBoar: whomst among us has not been goo'd
ghyllnox: New mutant: Goo Pile
InconsiderateHat: They have anti -goo juice now
thatguysteve2709: I mean there is dlc called leon must die so
n3ther: yo that show was good
Bruceski: They actually had Chris's aim jerk away if you aimed for Emily's weak pointas
The_Timo: Leon put on a ring
n3ther: what a blast from the past
The_Color_Twelve: probably just needed some protein to put herself back together
Kramburger: Bioweapons lab found in raccoon city, fork found in kitchen
Kaaosa: that makes sense because you also turn yellow when you get embarassed
like_100_bears: New mutant: Gelatinous Cube™
Kramburger: President Wesker?
zshunter: Or Umbrella went bankrupt because it was fucking evil
Pharmacistjudge: The president as in Ashley's Father?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 28 years? So, RE is now set in the present?
like_100_bears: There she is!
The_Timo: Well they thought it was Nuked
The_Color_Twelve: see fine. just regrew
chaos5896: Murica
BusTed: gg
TwilightAvalon: its quarantined off
itsr67:
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait until the end of the credits
n3ther: ya it was a solid game
Rhynerd: @pharmacistjudge I think it’s a different president now.
Pharmacistjudge: Ben...is that really that high of a bar?
itsr67: ending is much to be desired but it'd be hard to stick the landing
like_100_bears: @The_Color_Twelve "It slimed me!"
thatguysteve2709: Time for dlc
lamina5432: it as some decent writing
BusTed: possibly rip vod
kimmibeans: shorter than Last of Us 2 and much more engaging
Dog_of_Myth: There is after credit scene btw
Phailhammer: @thedepthandbreadthofseth RE's mostly been set in the present or near futre, relative to when the games came out.
n3ther: and hit the nostalgia bit for the older fans
Scy_Anide: Now you can play the sequel, Plague Tale: Requiem.
lamina5432: kind of felt like a setup for next game
Juliamon: laughing at the newspaper saying "EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY
Juliamon: "
SalamiSuperstar: More fishing game?
I_Am_Clockwork:
so long as it's not phishing games
Vinewood_OG: what was that weirdo at the door lockdown game Ben played once solo?
niccus: i would never watch any collaboration on twitch
ContingentCat: Hot take but fun is fun
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The_Color_Twelve: oh yeah
Rhynerd: @vinewood_og Sorry, I’m Not A Human?
itira: El Piss
Dreamlettuce: What was the alternative choice like?
like_100_bears: @SalamiSuperstar I was about to say "horror fishing game?" But then was like "wait they played Dredge already"
lochnessseammonster:
my only problem with the sub a thon is i don't wanna sleep
I_Am_Clockwork: hooray post credit scenes
Vinewood_OG: @Rhynerd Yeah. Could be cool for a one off stream.
MacbethSeemsSus: Your 4 hours of bonus PTO were approved.
ghyllnox: Yay they found her
raulghoulia: no personal calls!
hackingducks: <message deleted>the hazard pay for raccoon city must be bonkers
LostThePirate: Raising your clone - a perfectly normal and healthy thing to do
arcaneIllumination: So it also cured her blindness?
frank_the_great:
The_Timo: cured
Phailhammer: @LostThePirate Hey, it worked for Jango...oh, wait.
UtilityPunk: Working in a fed agency and leaving her PC unlocked smh
Phailhammer:
I_Am_Clockwork: magic fix'em juice
kingandcommoner: yes
InconsiderateHat: You can read braile
The_Color_Twelve: regrew the eyes with everything else
Rhynerd: @arcaneillumination could be she’s learning to read braille?
Kramburger: This is the most realistic part of the game. You helped stop a bioweapon? Get back to work!
BrindleBoar: yeah maybe she got antiviral'd?
ghyllnox: @InconsiderateHat She could read braille before though
MacbethSeemsSus: Awoo?
like_100_bears: She had cataracts because of the experiments they were doing. She got treated
SalamiSuperstar: So wait, her boss wasn't in on it? He just sent her to investigate her mom's murder because he's an ass hole?
BusTed: dun dun duuun
arcaneIllumination: @Rhynerd Pretty sure she already knew how to read that.
I_Am_Clockwork: oh was that the guy
I_Am_Clockwork: ?
Pharmacistjudge: hunk is still alive?
frank_the_great: The McGuffin
InconsiderateHat: @ghyllnox Oh dunno then
Saintnex: coming in RE10!
Rhynerd: chris calls his team the wolves, yeah.
The_Timo: Hunk is still alive, if you go back to the room his body is gone
MacbethSeemsSus: You fought knockoff Hunk
Kramburger: Sequel Bait
n3ther: oh the behind the scenes is neat
BrindleBoar: alligator
BusTed: sick
The_Color_Twelve: thats the gun I htink?
Rhynerd: allogator is the starting pistol
I_Am_Clockwork: its a fun little mode
Vinewood_OG: Behold, my tactical light alligator sniper!
kingandcommoner: I'm fairly certain most of those words are in the bible
BusTed: haha
Saintnex: huh
I_Am_Clockwork: its an all action shooting galery thing
BrindleBoar: roguelite evil
ghyllnox:
The_Timo: Yeah new mode they introduced,
korvys: Like... arcade mode?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm pretty sure "Grace" is a word in the Bible...
Nigouki: found next week i guess
I_Am_Clockwork: speed run the combat sections
zshunter: It's a roguelike
MacbethSeemsSus: Leon! Do a barrel roll!
The_Timo: Reminds me of the Revelations side games
SalamiSuperstar: Is this a Devil May Cry nod?
Rhynerd: is this partially mercenaries mode too?
frank_the_great: We Dead Rising
lamina5432: gnight
The_Timo: UNSTABLE
ghyllnox: \o/
SnackPak_: scatter!
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The_Color_Twelve: oh dear
like_100_bears: @SalamiSuperstar Feels like it
MacbethSeemsSus:
Dog_of_Myth:
I_Am_Clockwork: ruuuuuuuun!
MrSarkhan: well you might as well now
Kaaosa: do it coward
RainyMint: weeeeee
xantos69:
50 Bits. The music is playing. You must.
I_Am_Clockwork: ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
lochnessseammonster:
JKBalch: Scatter
ContingentCat: o7?
Forlorgen: youll never hit F
lamina5432:
BrindleBoar: the claaaaaaaaw
Spades_Slicc: OvO
Rhynerd: victory execution
The_Timo: STILL UNTOUCHABLE
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
Saintnex: hahaha
MrSarkhan: LMAO
ghyllnox:
BrindleBoar: YES
I_Am_Clockwork: whew, safe
Forlorgen: HAHAHAHA
BusTed: gettem
itira: >.>
Dog_of_Myth: hahahhaha
AMuseOfFirebane: NO SHOT
Juliamon: AGAIN??
SnackPak_: o7
circusofkirkus: LMAO
ghyllnox: o7
kingandcommoner: h7
RainyMint: h7
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no
JKBalch: o7
xantos69: Seek and Destroy.
lamina5432: h7
YawnLance: lmao
kimmibeans: LMAO
itsr67: h7
dougma: h7
Vinewood_OG: o7^2
lochnessseammonster:
kimmibeans: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: h7
Phailhammer: h7
Forlorgen: F saves again
Kramburger: Hahahahaha
chaos5896:
frank_the_great: o7
7gorobei: hh7
prince_infidel: Really?
BrindleBoar: the letter of the day
spurius: o7
CoderBugsworth: o7
Darleysam: blat, and I repeat, blat
MrSarkhan: h7
Joecool190: o7
IanAllenBird: h7
Kramburger: o7
AMuseOfFirebane: h7
exeJayce: o7
korvys: o7
Forlorgen: o7
Saintnex: o7
PhuzNutz: Sorry Mt H
Spades_Slicc: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
ContingentCat: Again! Lol
JKBalch: Double tap?
Dog_of_Myth: h7
PhuzNutz: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
itira: o7
LostThePirate: o7
Rhynerd: no escape
Joecool190: h7
SalamiSuperstar: o7
arcaneIllumination: The music perfectly coincided with the beeping from my dehumidifier telling me it was full.
PhuzNutz: h7
ContingentCat: o7
like_100_bears: h7
Chatstone: o7
arcaneIllumination: h7
Astrovore: o7
The_Color_Twelve:
Pharmacistjudge: i blame Chris Redfield
MacbethSeemsSus: Edvard Grieg must be stopped before he shoots again
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was refilling my water, who got got?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can I get an explanation of the significance of the H?
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig same as the first time
lochnessseammonster: i will
Kaaosa: bet
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I am so confused.
MegaDosX:
You should check out the other ending
Lord_Hosk: I told my boss.
Iperithon: But... my bosses KNOW adam savadan and Ben Ulmer!
Lord_Hosk: LadyHosk said she likes you two too
Darleysam: my bosses are in Canada at the moment, headed your way
lamina5432: so lonely
xantos69: my bosses know how much I like you. Because I take a week off for Desert Bus every year.
Jennie_Fuchsia: my boss 100% knows how much I like you guys
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream
LostThePirate: Oh fun!
MacbethSeemsSus: @thedepthandbreadthofseth They roll a wheel and give a 10 minute timeout to someone who's name starts with the letter that pops up. No that won't help make sense.
Spades_Slicc: All of them?
like_100_bears: Thanks for streaming!
Kramburger: Ben and Ben? Doesn Ben know about this?
dougma: ALL???
lamina5432: all of them?
Spades_Slicc: how will Graham crack packs?
dougma: that will take HOURS
BrowneePointz: Wingspan but Dragons
lamina5432: wyrmspan is fun
MrSarkhan: Wyrmspan is really good
n3ther: who let the Bens get back together
n3ther: wyrmspan is so fun
Kwertzal_:
any riftbound soon ?
Juliamon: All of the ones that have been deemed unneeded, not the Crack-a-Pack ones
BrowneePointz: someone clip that out of context
Kaaosa: dragons and birds are the same thing i thought
Athelgar: fish dont exist
raulghoulia: dragons are cats
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @MacbethSeemsSus I mean, it doesn't make sense, but I now understand.
n3ther: everyone knows birds aren't real...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then are bats birds?
Vinewood_OG: Birds are dinosaurs same thing
SquareDotCube: bats have wings
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: fish are the birds of the sea
Omthebox: There are also non flying birds
The_Timo: Fish also doesn't mean anything
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Birds are fish.
UtilityPunk: Dragons and birbs are dinosauruses
Kaaosa: @SquareDotCube bats aren't bugs
like_100_bears: @Kaaosa You're not wrong
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: they fly better than chickens
Juliamon: Hawkmoths
Phailhammer: THey flY noO!?
lamina5432: flying fish con got for like 10+ meters
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tetrapods are all fish.
circusofkirkus: Adam's taxonomy is wild
SnackPak_: dragon fly
ContingentCat: What
Juliamon: Hawkmoths are like hummingbird-sized
Vinewood_OG: Favorite Nelly Furtado song "Fly is like a bird"
I_Am_Clockwork: everything is fungus if you think about it hard enough
lochnessseammonster: this is why i love adam and ben
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: bats go for banana, and bats are birds
SquareDotCube: toucans love bananas
The_Timo: ADAM the animal expert
itira:
raulghoulia: you gotta peal it first
Lord_Hosk: Carp would
SnackPak_: this is the best google
BusTed: they eat anything that touch the water
Juliamon: we get to stare at the typo for longer
Lord_Hosk: Carp eat anything
rosesmcgee: "Get me Ulmer and Savidan. I hear they're the best"
MacbethSeemsSus: I bet it's the AI summary
like_100_bears: Depends on the fish
Vinewood_OG: Add "-ai" to all search
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
ContingentCat: If you peel it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which species of fish
BusTed: forums are great
Madscientist9: gosh like corn, so they’d like banana
SnackPak_: the internet was a mistake
BusTed:
they have lots of 
kingandcommoner: In my limited experience: fish will et about anythign of the appropriate size.
The_Timo: Do you think all tastebuds are the same?
KV1NN4: I think parrots like banana
BusTed:
Vinewood_OG: Get the spray bottle
MacbethSeemsSus: *bonk*
lochnessseammonster: my worms love banana peels
I_Am_Clockwork: Bombbusters is great
Kaaosa: what happens if a long game ends up being short
Thefluffiestguineapig: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
SnackPak_: dont bully Paul
itira: goddamn
ContingentCat: Wow
like_100_bears:
MacbethSeemsSus: I look forward to the overlay next week
Kaaosa: but adam is a human
I_Am_Clockwork: So, commander played by dogs? Like that one painting?
Spades_Slicc: He said no humans: Adam's a troglodyte confirmed
Kwertzal_:
Any chance we see some riftbound soon-ish ?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Paul sings pretty songs to me once a year. I won't stand for your blasphemy!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: bring a sandpaper playmat
n3ther: don't kinkshame the cards pls
Forlorgen: Were gonna get adam a gravel playmat
ghyllnox:
circusofkirkus: nibble on a card during the game
BrindleBoar: old and busted: ante new hotness: piss
cobalturge: Cards cant consent
n3ther: there's a market for that wait
Kaaosa: do you have a cup just ready to hand out
BusTed: for drug testing, obv
Vinewood_OG: The Elpis mug
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
aged
MacbethSeemsSus:
Kaaosa: aged piss
lamina5432: sounds like a good live bit, who can get a cup of piss first
ghyllnox: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth:
itira: oh no
Vinewood_OG: This is a workplace.
The_Timo: Now he has to
chaos5896: Dont drick the apple juice, Ben
lochnessseammonster:
BrindleBoar: that was a dare
like_100_bears: Well aged piss
Vinewood_OG: Wooooooo
PhuzNutz: he would
7gorobei: cup or bottle
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's an actual biohazard
itsr67: one fish two fish
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey HR? Yeah it's Ben and Adam....
lamina5432: boooooooook
Thefluffiestguineapig: DO NOT DO THAT
TheBearBee: Dilute it a bit first Adam, so its not obvious
Kaaosa: needed a sound effect for a pot shattering queued up for that
like_100_bears: Apple juice with a little bit of lemonade to make it kinda cloudy
ghyllnox: "Finish it" that's what you'll be saying about the lemonade next week
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Kaaosa: tell me something i don't know
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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exeJayce: k bye
lochnessseammonster:
exeJayce: LOL
Saintnex: ook ook
ContingentCat:
Thanks boys 
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox:
like_100_bears: Thank for strem
lamina5432: nini
itira:
MacbethSeemsSus: Jokes on you, Dan Olson has a new video so I'm happy to leave
highlyeducated0wl: bye
Vinewood_OG: "Hmm this smell like piss to ypu?"
Kaaosa: okay but what if ben just takes it home nonchalantly
circusofkirkus: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real, that is an actual real biological hazard.
lamina5432: challenin adam always works well
I_Am_Clockwork: but does he have PEE brain?
KV1NN4: XD
Juliamon: tune in for the thrilling conclusion
ContingentCat: Yeah pee brain
NonchalantAvenger: i want more
MacbethSeemsSus: @Juliamon Do we have to?
The_Color_Twelve: tapa tapa tapa
Thefluffiestguineapig: 5 day old piss is actual for real NOT SAFE
Mai_Andra: Next week opens with Paul delivering a PSA about appropriate liquids to keep in the company fridge.
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a reason that you have to label what is an is not a fridge that you put things for human consumption in
Kaaosa: @Mai_Andra do you think piss makes the cut?
spo8n: everyone remember to pee into a cup before next week!
The_Color_Twelve: tap tap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kaaosa I know this as someone in the veterinary field NO
Saintnex: let’s nope next week is just a 3 hour workplace safety video
varmintx0: Adam is gonna have a cup of piss for 2 days and realize it's a bad idea and dump it out.
The_Color_Twelve:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Saintnex They're gonna have to source a medical one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather will actually hunt Adam down if he does this. So will Ian
hackingducks:
mountain kinged twice in one stream
Juliamon: lightning never strikes twice, but nobody ever said anything about wheels
Juliamon: (also it absolutely strikes twice)
circusofkirkus: @hackingducks that's a rare honor
ghyllnox: And apparently so do wheels
The_Color_Twelve: there we go
LostThePirate: @MacbethSeemsSus Ooo, thanks for the heads up!
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