AFK || Wyrmspan

Pal_Friendpatine: I’m so excited to see this game played!!!
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: Box box box!
 ihlendrax: !findquote afk
  LRRbot: Quote #5897: "Welcome to AFK, the show where we support our friends, and we LOVE people" —Bengineering [2019-03-13]
  Juliamon: 
 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #8893: "Spoilers for.... something." —Ian [2024-01-18]
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
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 Micalovits: Its dargon time!
 maclaglen: Hear thar be dargons!
 red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Go right.
 KaleidoscopeMind: the important question is if there is an app with audio of the different wyrm sounds
kusinohki: meows
 flatluigi: dwagons
 red_shoes_jeff: God, I hope so
kusinohki: as the wyrm turns, so does the days of our lives
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DideRobot: LRR: Here there be Dragons! We're playing Wyrmspan on AFK! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116887085569845236
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @KaleidoscopeMind How many of them aren't endangered? Because I know the wingspan app doesn't do the sound for endangered birds.
 Nigouki: The Skalies and I
 red_shoes_jeff: I am!
kusinohki: so what game bits would you be holding if you were a member of LRR and in the AFK intro?  (I would be holding race for the galaxy cards)
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kusinohki Lately, probably Doomlings cards.
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 Shadowsoflife: we did this
  Juliamon: kusinohki Ascension gems
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 KaleidoscopeMind: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters maybe they could get the intelligent ones to just give sexy voice lines
 Sethalidos: why does Alex look like he's disassociating?
 paronomasiac042: weed
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @Sethalidos Sliding through the timelines so he can play a million version of this game of wyrmspan so he can figure out the winning universe
 Nigouki: wyrmspin?
 Kramburger: wyrmsp'n
 Nigouki: is that when you helicopter your wyrm?
 LordZarano: Reptile milk?
 red_shoes_jeff: Where... where does the milk-I don't wanna know.
  Juliamon: it's like pigeon milk
 ArtDecoSunburn: @KaleidoscopeMind Hairy dragons?
 flatluigi: look up the movie 'how to milk your dragon'
 ArtDecoSunburn: @flatluigi Perhaps not in a public space.
 flatluigi: it'll be educational!
v_nome: crop milk, one imagines. or maybe one prefers not to, that's k too.
 Getter404: "Say hi to the dragon" sounds like a euphemism
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 Greendrag13: Ooooh, dragons! Big fan!
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kusinohki: dragon guild psuedo rondell
 Dog_of_Myth: !egg
  LRRbot: egg
 red_shoes_jeff: e g g
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 calculated_uncertainties: 1 1 1 1 100
 ArtDecoSunburn: Does a dragon that hoards its coins by passing get a flavor bonus?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So this represents capitalism?
 TehAmelie: dragons almost always represent capitalism don't they
kusinohki: I didn't remember the resource limit.  don't think it's ever been a factor when I've played...
 red_shoes_jeff: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters The gold-hoarding dragons is a dead giveaway, innit?
 Mr_Bitterness: Or perhaps delicious milk steak
adept_nekomancer: I think milkmeat is just cheese
 margieargie: "Milk, meat, or other" ah, we're going by kosher categories here
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Terrorizing Laketown was just Smaug's version of a quarterly filing.
 MAPBoardgames: does this game also have a companion app where you can hear recordings of the cries of the various dragons?
 KaleidoscopeMind: yess
 Micalovits: That didn't sound like a cute dragon
 MAPBoardgames: really? that sounds awesome!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MAPBoardgames I'd be impressed if hobbyists could distinguish hundreds of species of dragons by their calls.
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 exeJayce: oooh this looks neat! hi everyone!
kusinohki: it should be noted that a 2nd and 3rd explore requires additional eggs.  3 explores per round per habitat  (forgive me if it was mentioned and I missed it)
 red_shoes_jeff: That IS how it generally goes, Matt.
 Cuddly_Kitteh: Oh no, something is wrong with reality...I should not be awake for AFK
 public_key_reveal_party: @Cuddly_Kitteh Welcome and/or sorry about reality
 red_shoes_jeff: @Cuddly_Kitteh Don't worry, we'll send the Sceptre of Sleep to help you. (HEY BEEJ! GET DA BAT!)
 Cuddly_Kitteh: @public_key_reveal_party reality has too many database disaster recovery procedures, not enough board games, so this is a step in the right direction
 ErynTzun: oh hai. What was that?!
 ErynTzun:  is it going to eat someone
 red_shoes_jeff: Was that a dragon, or an old cathedral door?
 Cuddly_Kitteh: Most milk has a meat step. Except coconus milk
 ErynTzun: Dragon disguised as cathedral
 Micalovits: Friendly, ish?
 Cuddly_Kitteh: @ErynTzun I thought those buttresses looked sus
 margieargie: @Cuddly_Kitteh ...Now I kind of want a board game about database disaster recovery...
 red_shoes_jeff: @Cuddly_Kitteh Hehe... "Buttresses..."
 Cuddly_Kitteh: @margieargie You certain? "Shuffle the transaction log deck, and deal 5 to each player. Players must play the transaction in order without communicating"
kusinohki: that kind of sounds like hanabi??  (I know nothing of database recover)
 Cuddly_Kitteh: I was aiming for the game Tranquility, but yeah
 Cptasparagus: part of a nundollar?
 red_shoes_jeff: @Cuddly_Kitteh I actually know some people who would be ALL ABOUT a game like that.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What the flock?
 Cuddly_Kitteh: @red_shoes_jeff https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/288513/tranquility + a skin 
 gualdhar: hello, has anyone done the Worm on camera yet?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: EGG
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Tonight at the pit, everybody gets laid
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters classic movie.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 red_shoes_jeff: Didn't the Grinch do something like that in the Halloween special?
 red_shoes_jeff: "It's a wonderful night for eyebrows..."
Pal_Friendpatine: That was funny Alex. I got you
 Mr_Bitterness: "orthogonally" is a hell of a word on a card
 e_bloc: thats how we know we're real gamers
 Micalovits: If you carry to much coin, the dragons want to eat you for shinies
kusinohki: orthogonal is a very useful term.  shame more people don't know about it (compared with diagonal)
ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki Most people are only lateral when reaching for synonyms.
duiker6: waist not want not?
 Micalovits: Matt is always enticing
 Micalovits: Damn, and faster than I am for the same comment
 Mr_Bitterness: Don't Cory and Alex need to pay an egg to get those?
duiker6: wilk
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's what it sounds like to folks with lactose intolerance
 e_bloc: you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, any good cook will tell you that t
   LoadingReadyRun: Can't make an egg without breaking a few omelets!
 Shadowsoflife: E G G
 TehAmelie: sorry it's already cracked
HavenDragon: don't spend all your eggs on one basket
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HavenDragon: my username is so appropriate for this stream 
 red_shoes_jeff: Place unused marker above nostril. Remove cap and inhale deeply.
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 KeytarCat: meat gold and crystal?  I summoned that in Golden Sun last night
 public_key_reveal_party: Let's be real, cooking mama would be a way better game if Mama was a dragon
 Dog_of_Myth: That's just a Street Fighter character. 
 Micalovits: Is it an official dragon noise list, like for wingspan? Or does Paul just have a giant library of dragon souns
   LoadingReadyRun: @Micalovits I have a bunch of random dragon sounds 
 Dog_of_Myth: !hole
  LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
 Dog_of_Myth: Thanks LRRbot
Pal_Friendpatine: @loadingreadyrun Hmmm, kinda wish I had a bunch of random dragon sounds
 KaleidoscopeMind: How many of those dragon sounds are recognizable voice lines?
   LoadingReadyRun: I believe they are working on a digital version of wyrmspan and dragon noises is one of the features 
Pal_Friendpatine: That would be A. Maz. Ing!
 Micalovits: Sure
adept_nekomancer: The dragon can also lay an egg, yes.
Fantusta: Okay Padme
 Cptasparagus: Metal Gear Solid: Fruit Eater
 Micalovits: It is shy, and telling you to respect its boundaries
 e_bloc: has anyone actually tried to penetrate
 Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc had to be the Bard.
 SquareDotCube: clearly we must come up with some sort of hammerhead dragon
 Getter404: Greed Beef. Greef.
 e_bloc: @Dog_of_Myth 
 SquareDotCube: !findquote beefed
  LRRbot: Quote #8466: "Horse beef." —Cori [2023-02-13]
 Cptasparagus: EggCoin
 Cptasparagus: its just got a hoard of LCD screens with NFTs on them
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fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: \o/
 MyrddintheWizard: How are the dragons this time of day?
 Micalovits: That does not look like a "P" on cam xD
 e_bloc: fonts matter
 KaleidoscopeMind: Ponts matter*
 TehAmelie: we got a Puck-Man situation huh
 lamina5432: love this game glad your playing, gotta run
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   LoadingReadyRun: "Enticing a Dragon" makes me think of using a Bugs Bunny-style extremely unrealistic dragon costume and waving at the dragon with a handkerchief
 KaleidoscopeMind: you need a princess outfit
 KaleidoscopeMind: or to transform into a pile of shinies
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 BorgarWithAShotgun: ok
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 Gekyouryuu: Wyrm's Pan?
 iris_of_ether: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: @Gekyouryuu 
ArtDecoSunburn: Hmm.
 ErynTzun: What of instead of "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
 ErynTzun: nobody knows you're a Wyrm on the internet
 ErynTzun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet%2C_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog
   LoadingReadyRun: @ErynTzun giant dragon *very carefully* hunt and peck typing with one claw on each hand
ArtDecoSunburn: Hmm.
 ErynTzun: @LoadingReadyRun or very smol dragin flying around landing on keys of very large keyboard to type
 ErynTzun: Watch out for the Torment Nexus
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Poor dragon will develop carpal tunnel in its claws. "Trogdor, the Crampinator."
 ErynTzun: Burninating the Internets
 ArtDecoSunburn: Spicy online takes require pain to type out.
DainBread: Oh hey, LRRspan.
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   LoadingReadyRun: instead of gold, this dragon is sitting on a pile of RAM chips, which *seems* like it would be more valuable, but unfortunately he has crushed most of them by sleeping on top
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DainBread Would that variant require gathering eggs from around the Moonbase?
DainBread: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah, I think that's just called Easter though.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun The dragon is like Samsung! Their quarterly profit went up 1800 percent because of memory prices, and the stock still went down seven percent.
   LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn Smaugsung?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DainBread I really like the idea of various dragons and wyrms in pastel bonnets and snappy straw hats gathering eggs under the watchful eye of the Easter Bunny.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Now that's a conglomerate with bargaining power. Like something out of Shadowrun.
 red_shoes_jeff: @ArtDecoSunburn I was just about to say...
 ihlendrax: !findquote egg
  LRRbot: Quote #6804: "All is eggs now!" —Cori [2020-03-05]
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun It's a great pun.
   LoadingReadyRun: New AI Datacenters cooled by a sleeping frost dragon
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Blockchain is a series of linked dragon scales.
 Strebenherz: one tile, plus all the tiles you want to be away from it, which is the entire map away from it
 ErynTzun: Whale dragon
 ErynTzun: Captain, there be whales here!
   LoadingReadyRun: Whalagon?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Here in Northern Virginia, the techniques used for acquiring land for new data centers might as well be dragons burninating the countryside. I think some anti-data center community activists actually reference the shield of St. George (versus the dragon) in their flyers.
   LoadingReadyRun: @ErynTzun Dragorca?
 JKBalch:   it's crab
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun I guess that would explain the milk.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun That's a character in the new HBO show, right?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun Captain Ahab as Sir Pelinor seeking the questing beast.
 JKBalch: Damn 
 ErynTzun: That sounds like someone instigating a fight between another dragon
  Juliamon: I tried to pspspspsps a neighborhood cat last week and it didn't even look at me. Very disappointing.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun Or a dragon with a three pack a day habit.
 Gekyouryuu: given all the different kinds of winged lizards on offer, I assume this game also has at least one Drake, so I must ask if it also has a Kendrick
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Maybe it was one of those Lloyd Alexander cool transgalactic cats on important business?
  Juliamon: I have to assume so
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Perhaps offer some dragon milk in a dish next time?
   LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon was it a jellicle cat?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Gekyouryuu Do you think dragons beef like Canadian rappers do? Do they have "diss rampages" ?
  Juliamon: It was black and a bit floofy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: it is something alright
 Gekyouryuu: no, Red Guardian's a lightning breather. you can see it in The Thunderbolts. 
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'm reminded of a terrible 1980s movie, "The Lair of the White Wyrm." I think it was Hugh Grant versus a dragon?
   LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn also  Peter Capaldi!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun He added a sparkle to "Local Hero" with its mermaid, but not even he could salvage the wyrm picture.
   LoadingReadyRun: tbh, present-day Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi fighting a dragon is a movie I wouldn't mind seeing
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Snarky but mannered. And so much profanity. The movie would do anything but "lay an egg"!
 ErynTzun: Aww dang it's The Lair of the White Worm and it's Vampires not Wyrm. It looks terrible.
   LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn better yet, just Peter Capaldi from In the Thick of It fighting a dragon
 ErynTzun: They bothered to remaster it?
letsbelgo: not remastered
letsbelgo: its off of the manga instead
letsbelgo: oh not talking about that
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun  The poor dragon would be skewered from within. I remember watching "In the Loop" at an Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, where the theater was serving a beef boulaignaise to celebrate "Julie and Julia." The lady next to me said she didn't know anything about the movie, but she hoped it didn't have too much blue language. I didn't recommend the series to her.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   my calculator can make phone calls!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse You also have a Blackberry?
letsbelgo: matt - dragon master
 itira: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
letsbelgo: 
 DigitalSeahorse: ArtDecoSunburn, nope, a Sumsung android
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntsySeductiveJamKeyboardCat-HXXhsl7ZXkMp5hOJ
 ArtDecoSunburn: if regular Wingspan has eggs that look like Jordan almonds, what candies do the Wyrmspan playing pieces look like?
 DigitalSeahorse: it is Disability Pride Month!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Smaugsung, as Paul noted. Nice.
 DigitalSeahorse:       Disability Pride!
 iris_of_ether: Pushy block?
Mai_Andra: around a platypus... "peri-platypus" if you will
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mai_Andra Ha!
 KaleidoscopeMind: stickers!
 KaleidoscopeMind: can draw horse deck
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse I always appreciate how animated your emojis are, DigitalSeahorse.
 iris_of_ether: h o r s e
 chaos5896: Cori on horse club!
 e_bloc: how will you draw horses
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 e_bloc: #9
 e_bloc: maybe this time we'll store our gold in a condom in our rectum again
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cauldron Of Fear
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 KaleidoscopeMind: key we but cats?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 e_bloc: is throwing up the cardboard a separate action
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
adept_nekomancer: Dragon activities.  Dragtivities.
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 e_bloc:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  the end
 ErynTzun: Activities include Egg and RAWR and everyone secretly being Wyrm on the internet 
 itira: 
 DigitalSeahorse: playing with eggs reminds me of Don't Wake the Dragon
 DigitalSeahorse: also that dragon sound
 DigitalSeahorse: and the dragons in Wyrmspan
 Strebenherz: That legit spooked me a bit, HI paul
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: rawr
   LoadingReadyRun:  just checking who left the window open 
 ghyllnox: 
 chaos5896: 
 Strebenherz: 
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