TheMerricat: Is the secret of the forest that there is no secret?
TXC2: Hello everybody
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 
TXC2: hi TheMerricat
TXC2: CONTACT
Eramis8: Perfect timing!
TheMerricat:

chaos5896:

tdapenguin:

NoxStryx: Why is the name of the bar puzzles?
TheMerricat: @NoxStryx Because to get the bartender to pay attention to your order, you have to solve the three seashell puzzle.
TXC2: Here we GO!
realbadatthis_: That doesn't sound hygienic
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
TheMerricat: What if my ring is inflamed?
devinesq: The elden ring
BraveOthello: @TheMerricat See a doctor
BraveOthello: Soon
devinesq: Insert more fiber into your xbox
TXC2:
2005 babee 
TheMerricat: two decades
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Kentosaurus: still waiting for the xbox 720
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chaos5896: Does Cori not have a prescription for time glasses?
TXC2: an OG xbox 360 can legally drink alcohol in the USA
Strebenherz: Hi Cori, Hi Cam
Strebenherz:
@TXC2

chaos5896: : )
TXC2: Strebenherz correct response
devinesq: Guy ran into one of those unknown unknowns
couchboyj: Time glasses, or Chronoculars, as they call them.
TXC2: and now Mitch is gonna die
TheMerricat: TIL that the Dixie Chicks not only survived that madness back then but now they go by just "The Chicks".
empyreon: gonna say...
Strebenherz: @TXC2 with apologies to wiggins, that's easily one of my favorite emotes in the roster
TXC2: Strebenherz oh it's a classic for a reason
tdapenguin:
@couchboyj 
TXC2: he's Scottish-Italian
TXC2: it's a good analogue for modern society
DoodlestheGreat: Is that similar to a load-beraing wizard?
TheMerricat:
You mean not Ben Grimm? 
NoxStryx: Author is peter watts
GhostValv: without spoiling too much, the sequel story to Children of Time has some elements of that too
Gekyouryuu: I saw a GREAT tumblr post just today. "Oh, sorry, no, you're in o-MAY-las. with an A. no utopia here. *suddenly grim* we DO have a child who... well, hasn't worked yet, but SURELY soon, right?"
TXC2:
of course we had that story before, it was called Deep Space 9 
TheMerricat:
People are happy about it, and it's amusing how many people didn't know the GiTS manga had so much slapstick in it. 
devinesq: The last Netflix series was pretty good too
DoodlestheGreat: The new GiTS is very much hewing to Shirow's mana.
NoxStryx: And Peter Watts DID also write echoproxia and blindsight
Brozard: Still need to start Silo S3. Rebecca Ferguson is a badass.
Kentosaurus: she's great
DoodlestheGreat: And if you're interested in more cyberpung, Trigger has Edgerunners 2 coming this fall.
Brozard: She's John Silo
DoodlestheGreat: cyberpunk... my finger type reel gud.
NoxStryx: Silo is diverging from the books from what i remember but the author appears to be involved so it seems to follow some other ideas he had.
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TheMerricat: @DoodlestheGreat I'm cautiously looking forward to it but having a kid being the Media PC, especially with with what is likely to happen in an Edgerunner show has me a twidge leery.
NoxStryx: It's fallout if fallout was hard scifi
maclaglen: I liked the books. I haven't watched any of the series yet.
NoxStryx: Or i guess speculative fiction
TXC2: spoilers over
TheAwkes:
Which brand will sponsor Case's wardrobe? 
empyreon:

RuiFaleiro: Spoiler, perhaps: In Mona Lisa Overdrive I think Molly says something bout Case retiring comfortably.
Brozard: I loved how it was written and what it evoked in my mind. I...didn't like the story that much?
TheAwkes: Calling them Razorgirls, like it's just a totally normal thing to experience in that world.
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
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RuiFaleiro: I like the bit about Molly dissecting her crab with "alarming ease". Just that as a short aside.
NoxStryx: I love my jobby the jublin shirt!
DoodlestheGreat: "Tank, I need ventilation."
TheAwkes: What is this duckblob, and does it have a newsletter?
TXC2: huh, I thought it was a beaver
Marvoleath: a platypus?
TXC2:
ah TheAwkes and I were both right then 
Strebenherz: I have not heard of this
devinesq: How did they find them? XD
TXC2:
nah, I think sometimes of the Kursk, and then I have to sit down 
TXC2:
so Soviet subs more hospitable then Vancouver? 
devinesq: I guess they would have at least eaten bugs
TheAwkes: #BeAMenace
Gekyouryuu:
oh, is this Mother 3? 
TXC2: how long before we're Star dewing it ?
noSmokeFire: have we found any secrets yet?
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always feel like a badass.
kusinohki: meows
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
kusinohki: that butterfly net cuts grass better than my mower...
TheAwkes: Dr. Howser, I presume
TXC2: maybe they're meant to be Doug?
Gekyouryuu: mole friend? are we kamen rider Amazon now?
Vinewood_OG: "And I'll bussin' do it again." - Cain
HadesLeprechaun: What're you gonna do? Invent stabbing me?
TXC2: a FATALE stab wound?
Marvoleath: When someone pisses you off so much you invent stabbing
chaos5896: Cain and Able?
thatguy575: Country zordon
kusinohki: earliest stab wound? did I hear that right? how many cain and abel jokes were there in the comments?
RuiFaleiro: I'm no biblical scholar, but I thought Cain killed Abel blunt trauma style, with a rock.
JKBalch: @kusinohki Thought Abel got bludgeoned to death
TXC2:
is it Malcador? 
RuiFaleiro: @JKBalch same hat
kusinohki: shhhhh....
tdapenguin: The phone book reader monitor
TXC2: you have to order them special like now
gualdhar: the phone book keeps Cam quiet, the manner of that quiet is immaterial
kusinohki: tiffany aching - read the dictionary front to back because no one told her your weren't supposed to...
LidofLoathing: I read several dictionaries
Vinewood_OG: "A big book of numbers? You mean a math text boom?"
Vinewood_OG: Thanks autocorrect
TXC2: I used to like looking at our Atlas from 1985
Gadora: I loved reading the Star Wars Encyclopedia as a kid.
ProcyonFlynn: Reading Encyclopedia's is weird? I thought that was what you were supposed to do at the library
kusinohki: my parents had an encyclepedia set. It was 'new' enough to have a listing for the moon landing
TXC2:
reading Encyclopedias is for losers, real ones learned by playing the Maze game from Encarter 97 
TXC2: *Encarta
LidofLoathing: @TXC2 I tried so hard, but I never beat that
TXC2: LidofLoathing right?
TheAwkes: Carl Jungle.
Gekyouryuu: Cori, it's fine. that was 25 years ago
Azralorne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 125 months!
Azralorne: *takes notes* send... Cori...more bug videos...
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TXC2: Hollow Knight level horn beatel
TXC2: *beetle
Azralorne: So if you have the animal version of this game who has the robot side? 😂
kusinohki: "I don't need friends. I can push round stones!"
Boopity:
@Azralorne When does the body horror come into play? 
TXC2: now we get the game keepers teeth from the Safari zone!
Azralorne: @Boopity Hahahahaha omg yeah that was WILD
gualdhar: give it to them for a popsicle, drive to vegas, put it all on black
TheAwkes: Paw print on a tree trunk?
TXC2: Babies just be yeeting themselves
Boopity:

TXC2: he has a point
Zandivya: my life is a lie!
tdapenguin: That baby has solid reasoning skills and a good sense of risk
Boopity: Cursed knowledge acquired
Strebenherz: !clip
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TXC2: look, as long as the spring can drain, it's fine
Boopity:
@TXC2 I don't think the one we're in currently can 
TXC2:
Boopity darn 
gualdhar: make your own poop hot springs?
TXC2: this is gonna make that one episode of Road Quest REAL different now
Vinewood_OG: More honor than man
TXC2: get slightly pruny
gualdhar: two dicks, one dick, two dicks?
TXC2: "I lack the knowledge that there was a 4th monkey in this group before"
Marvoleath: 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth?
gualdhar: oh no its butt dick butt
Marvoleath: now I imagine the monkeys inserting bananas into their ears and eyes
Azralorne: Trubbish grew on me because of Pokopia haha
Boopity: Trubbish has had a renaissance lately. I remember when it first came out people _hated_ it
chaos5896: Ben might like them
Azralorne: it's just a cute little trash kitty!
chaos5896: I know he loves Goodra
Azralorne: yeah it's in pokopia lol
Boopity: : )
Strebenherz: sometimes people are wrong
Azralorne: people stop at the fact that it's a trash bag
Azralorne: don't actually see the creature of it
couchboyj: Thats a trubbish opinion
Juliamon: every generation has a handful of mons that everyone decides to hate arbitrarily
IanAllenBird: people like to hate on the ones that are "just an object"
Juliamon: trubbish was unluck
Juliamon: y
TXC2: !break
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Azralorne: @IanAllenBird UGH yeah it's so exhausting
Azralorne: like just have an imagination
Azralorne: I promise it won't hurt you lol
Juliamon: and people always try to justify it with "the first generation didn't have any of this stupid stuff, they're just creatively bankrupt now" like gen 1 didn't have "Pokeball" and "Larger, Upside-Down Pokeball"
TXC2: "it's just an object" they say, as if stick insects aren't a thing in real life
Azralorne: @Juliamon nostalgia is quite the rose tinted glasses lol
Juliamon: and also "Lump of Silly-Putty"
Juliamon: but nooo, Ditto is *beloved*
Azralorne: don't forget B I R D
Azralorne: it's just a bird
Azralorne: which one? take your pick
TXC2: or Ratata...it's a rat
Boopity: The fact that gen 1 had TWO "just bird"s is hilarious
Azralorne: and even if it is, so what?!!
Azralorne: @Boopity right?? lol
Juliamon: and TWO "generic caterpillars"
Azralorne: why is it bad that some pokemon are just "the thing", it's always been meant to be grounded in real world animals to *some* degree
EmbereckNL: I suppose its a break now?
Juliamon: yup
EmbereckNL: Who are streaming?
Juliamon: Cori & Cameron
TXC2: and we're back
Azralorne: peachy keen
Azralorne: that's just a ditto
InconsiderateHat: Oh right, this cute lil game!
Azralorne: CORI
Boopity: Uh oh
Azralorne: "doink for my pleasure"
Angnor33 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 151 months, currently on a 151 month streak!
Angnor33: o/
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MenomeAlice: DO. DO. DO. The Funky Gibbon. We. Are. Here. To show you hooooow.
gualdhar: OH LEOPARD god damn it im dumb
TXC2:
MenomeAlice well that's gonna be in my head now as I go to bed 
TXC2: pincers, antlers and horn
Boopity: They're SO buf
MenomeAlice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
MenomeAlice: 🎵 I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Zee, but you'll never make a monkey out of me 🎵
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
tdapenguin: Bye @txc2 !
Boopity: Have a good night @TXC2
chaos5896:
@TXC2 
Boopity: Isn't there a -core for everything nowadays?
tdapenguin:

couchboyj: Pennymaxxing Monkey over here
Boopity: Imagine this child showing up to your shop and going "can i hav money for thez stix"
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Boopity: D:
chaos5896: what did you call me? lol
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Juliamon: yum yum paste
102 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
Juliamon: !fish
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BlueChloroplast:

RandomTrivia:
Hi friends!
This looks cute
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
RandomTrivia: Short Marlin is a very Sleve McDichael name
couchboyj: Hey, Short Marlin came up with that naming scheme, Long Marlin just agreed to it.
IanAllenBird: extremely cute
Gekyouryuu: idea for a cute animal rpg: begin your journey in earnest in an area populated by shelled reptiles known to have constellation patterns on their shells. Star Turt Town
IanAllenBird: @Gekyouryuu : YellowCard :
tdapenguin: @Gekyouryuu I am interested in your proposal and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
BrindleBoar: Consturtles
couchboyj: Filthycore sounds like a corporate modern rebranding of grunge.
Gekyouryuu: further idea for cute animal rpg: a wandering macaque priest. they're a Monk-ey preaching Rhesus' Peaces.
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu something something "or else you'll get the Rhesus' Feces"
MAPBoardgames: heavy two are flipped
KaleidoscopeMind: game too cute
goombalax: or like the razor bola from Prey
ContingentCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
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iris_of_ether: This is so cute, omg
jibkat: omg its Iris
iris_of_ether: Good afternoon jibkat
jibkat:

KaleidoscopeMind: it only took brute forcing the statue puzzle
aislynn_13: this feels like a big responsibility for a child
ArtDecoSunburn subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
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ArtDecoSunburn: Is this like how the Scientologists keep a room prepared for L. Ron Hubbard to come back?
JKBalch: Balloons
Juliamon: oh, next week looks *fun*
KaleidoscopeMind: oh camel up (super cup?)
lirazel64: Oh yay!
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e_bloc: for americans, thats an ounceophone
KenKopin: We have three knowledges for you to see.
e_bloc: big zatharas energy
ArtDecoSunburn: Don't see a gift shop. Not a true museum.
gralamin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 147 months!
gralamin: 147 months. That must be near some kind of milestone
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ArtDecoSunburn: No wonder museum collecting is so slow, if we have to wait on Chosen Ones to arrive and hand deliver the artifacts.
e_bloc: yeah the British were much more productive. they find the chosen ones, kill them, and appropriate all of their things
ArtDecoSunburn: Less paperwork involved in colonial expropriation, for sure.
e_bloc: dude played breath of the wild once and now worships divine beasts
ArtDecoSunburn: Actually, I have some acquaintances who do popup "Museums of Found Stuff" in neighborhoods around DC. They cleverly discover unique discarded objects and interview people about them for flavor.
ContingentCat: aren't most birds hairless?
KaleidoscopeMind: baobabs!
RandomTrivia: So rude
ContingentCat:

TheAinMAP:

RandomTrivia: Wow this shrew has no faith in us
KaleidoscopeMind: hopefully they don't become a shrew'd archeologist
Cutriss: I’m sure I’m not the first to note this but it’s like you’re permanently stuck holding a charge attack.
RandomTrivia: How convenient that they already had a Temple of Fire to store the Sigil of Fire in, and that the Sigil dropped straight into the Temple
KaleidoscopeMind: awkward narrative here about "indigenous animals being easily corrupted"
Bruceski: !next
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niccus: afaict, south korean
TheMerricat: "Ogu and the Secret Forest was developed by Moonlab Studio and Sinkhole Studio, a small indie team based in South Korea."
KaleidoscopeMind: "South Korea based, 3-person development team."
UtilityPunk: Talking with the dude who gave us the mysterious thing strikes me that RTFM must have a different meaning in an isekai where there's pop-up menus
Cutriss: Are those round boulders movable?
Brozard: Wait, when did this become Binding of Isaac?
Cutriss: Danger Mouse!
UtilityPunk: FATALITY
Bruceski: Brent Spiner was the scientist in Independance Day
KaleidoscopeMind: burn gorman i think?
ArtDecoSunburn: Actor in what?
KaleidoscopeMind: i know him from torchwood. probably other bbc stuff
KaleidoscopeMind: the Mashtus is named that because it mash'd us
Cutriss: And now it’s a Gundam spinoff!
KaleidoscopeMind: feels kinda cat quest with more puzzles
UtilityPunk: Cross Code's another game that gets unexpectedly deep that way
IanAllenBird: o7
UtilityPunk: You may not be here to dig up this stream in 3000 years, but you can support them now and hear your name!
Juliamon: woohoo!
Juliamon: hors
UtilityPunk:
Corey can draw horsies 
Juliamon: Hopefully Draw Horses Club
ContingentCat: posting?! in 2026?!
ContingentCat:
Thanks Cam and Cori 
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Get comfortable, let's dig into a board game for a while shall we? Game: Bomb Busters) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:01 from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: The train tunnel is for trains, not for Serge.
TomatoKigu: Solid advice.
Juliamon: that one makes me giggle every time
Juliamon: I don't remember what it's from, but it tells a very clear story
Juliamon: like when you see a sign on a shop saying "Please DO NOT bring pigeons into the shop!"
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