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Juliamon:
ErynTzun: Edible keyboard
Sorator13: Is that a new extension I see?
Darleysam: adman
Juliamon: Maybe 👀
Stormgod519: tonight’s commander night is brought to you by ikoria lol
Decaped: new app? neat
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DMGlol:
no humans allowed 
ErynTzun: Edible keyboard with case still somehow made of aluminum
paronomasiac042: time for Adman!
GasCityGaming: anything edible once
James_the_Dabbler: Bloomhaven lovers unite
DMGlol:
guess I'll just go home 
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DigitalSeahorse: woo scan cards on stream
Julian_Rogue: new scan card plugin wut
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GasCityGaming:
I better not see a changeling 
DigitalSeahorse: oh wait, I need a popcicle
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Kentosaurus: If it's no humans allowed, does that mean we can have 1?
Fruan: Not thrilled about the AI twitch plug-in, not gonna lie.
letsbelgo: Oh new stream lplugin
e_bloc: Serge remembers the basic lands, but accidentally puts six humans in his deck
e_bloc: and a kitchen finks for good measure
SpiritedChampignon: Can we turn off the card scanner?
Juliamon: You can
e_bloc: yeah just give it the ick
Juliamon: there should be a button on the right with a "visible" toggle
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Hangedman: magical
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SpiritedChampignon: awesome!
LoadingReadyRun: trying out a new card scanning twitch extension today. you should be able to click on cards to get them to pop up
SpiritedChampignon: Thanks @Juliamon
e_bloc: oh that's tight
e_bloc: thanks Paul (I assume)
letsbelgo: I dont know what it says about me, but I dont think I need a plugin to know what the cards do. Since I already know most of them
southern_woodsman: I miss Road Quest
e_bloc: road quest may have been their finest work, so far
jessicaengle: Donkey Stream??
N8Maple: HYPE!
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ShaneLeeAtk: Donkey Stream
flatluigi: serge's face is an elemental token apparently
Sorator13: hm, I suppose we don't have a no-human filter to apply to the intro like we do for color commander nights
Jundinator: Wheres the usual commander folks?
letsbelgo: 2 for flinching
e_bloc: oh man Adam commander is a recipe for some hijinks
juzztshay: yahoo!!
Juliamon: Jundinator Amsterdam
ghizmou: hello good folk
KaleidoscopeMind: no they're coming up kicky, not punchy
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
flatluigi: the chaos orb in the background is rings of brighthearth
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i clicked on adams faace aand it gave me Wit's End
Firstscion: well the card scanner works on the intro cards
thraximore: I did too and I got Chaos Warp
Dog_of_Myth: I also got Chaos Warp
jessicaengle: Paul can Hello however he wishes. He's too powerful
ErynTzun:
Hullo 
thraximore: Adam you're evidently a Chaos Warp
Jundinator: Im guessing this extension thingy is desktop only
flatluigi: alex is drinking a mox emerald
e_bloc: funny, I clicked on Adam and got captivating unicorn
Firstscion: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Cori gave me Clara Oswald
Simonark: Paul's been workshopping a "Howdy" that's very different though.
superdude097: @LoadingReadyRun In case you were unaware, this extension uses AI to do what it does.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Firstscion i got a crazy art sol ring for Cori lol
thraximore: @superdude097 noooooo
e_bloc: off by one week
Jundinator: @superdude097 Eww not sure i like that
Julian_Rogue: James kameron? the avatar guy?
flatluigi: is it ai or is it regular old machine learning
DigitalSeahorse:
superdude097: @flatluigi The website for it calls it AI
flatluigi: rip
Julian_Rogue: I'm more of a fan of no legs. *looks at emrakul*
Dog_of_Myth:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: there are bipedal creaturess
GasCityGaming: Lmao Alex
Jundinator: Does that include humanoids? Like say are Kor or Kithkin allowed
DigitalSeahorse:
foopoiuyt: So, now changelings?
DarkSVermoth:
so mutants are allowed? 
ProcyonFlynn: Oh, a Zombie joke, got it.
62MGcobra:
i keep getting a different card than what's in adams hand 
foopoiuyt: Err no changelings I mean?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Jundinator: @Fruan Ewwwwww
Sealtest: BIRD CLERIC
e_bloc: caw caw
flatluigi: people were told to avoid humanoids if possible
ErynTzun:
letsbelgo: super caw
e_bloc: lol
BrowneePointz: I believe Ben made mention yall wanted to avoid changelings?
Jundinator: OK so no Kor or Kithkins
LRRbot: Thurid, Mare of Destiny [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Pegasus [2/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever you cast a Pegasus, Unicorn, or Horse creature spell, copy it. / Other Pegasi, Unicorns, and Horses you control get +1/+1.
BrowneePointz: But can She Draw Horses?
e_bloc: !card thrumming stone
LRRbot: Thrumming Stone [5] | Legendary Artifact | Spells you cast have ripple 4.
juzztshay: oooo double mono white
DMGlol: that's a lot of horse
Hangedman: horse lord
ErynTzun: Yea HONSE Deck
LRRbot: Hofri Ghostforge [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric [4/5] | Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."
Thisbymaster: they finally got the card scanning plugin
wolphiron: I love that art on the unicorn!
ArtDecoSunburn: So Cori can draw horses!
BrowneePointz: Hofri is fun
Sealtest: dwarf is just tony human
foopoiuyt: Wait, we can't have horses on cards -- how could they draw them?
e_bloc: how many years of Cori lying to us about drawing horses
ContingentCat: Finally Cori will be definitely able to draw horses
LRRbot: Tymaret, the Murder King [BR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
e_bloc: ah I see we all got there
letsbelgo: used to be
wolphiron: He looks like a murder King, yes
MegaDosX: Not human anymore
circusofkirkus: the human formerly known as tymaret
Sealtest: tyrmart is just a dead human
Omnipotrevor: Serge can't throw stones
Firstscion: does it say human? hmm
ErynTzun: Zombie too human
DarkSVermoth: "wait a minute he looks like humans" said the dwarf player
e_bloc: oh I thought it meant he was the king of ravens
Jundinator: Ghosts are ok
Jundinator: Just not human
wolphiron: I was thinking of how the spirits are former humans 😂
SensationalBagel: this is the kingdom hearts heartless and nobodies dilemma
Sealtest: dwarves = tiny human
BrowneePointz: Zombies, are not humans. Alex wins on purity of argument
Decaped: That's a nice Pippin
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mindfire13: So, Human Frailty will do nothing tonight
DigitalSeahorse: PIPPIN?
wolphiron: @Sealtest That is insulting, they are their own race and don't need to be compared to humans
ghizmou:
no one picked dog 
Simonark: If anything, Zombies, having had their humanity thoroughly removed, are the least human of all four options.
wolphiron: Dwarves are human shaped, but not humans
DigitalSeahorse: my highschool nickname was Pippin
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Astrovore: Dwarves are friend-shaped
e_bloc: arguably dogs are cat shaped, but not dogs
flatluigi: can't wait to find out what expensive cards wheeler loaned out
DoodlestheGreat: Biblically accurate angels are not human at all.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
wolphiron: @Astrovore True that!
shendaras:
ghizmou: shuffle up and play had a recent episode about massacring cards
Sorator13: time to drop the cards on the floor and run over them wit h your rolly chairs!
ancientspark: Bird supremacy
KeytarCat: New card scanner app? neat
Jundinator:
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Butcher [BR] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | Haste / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
BrowneePointz: ye there’s no Jeskai spirit mander really. there’s a couple Azorius ones that are kinda synergistic and a couple Boros ones but none for all 3
DigitalSeahorse: slitherer1
wolphiron: Do you guys think that zombies eat brains bc they need lubrication to keep up their undead animation?
DigitalSeahorse: Slitherer!
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: what a slith
e_bloc: a whole cycle
DarkSVermoth: wait this guy is kinda sick
KeytarCat: All the toaves are slithy
Dog_of_Myth: Slith into your DM
letsbelgo: so the plugin is pretty bad at covered cards, which is fair. click on the first card in serge's gy
xSnowySky: alex is on the board, get him!
letsbelgo: err alex's
Julian_Rogue: the card reader isn't super good lmao but its trying
e_bloc: !card slith firewalker
LRRbot: Slith Firewalker [RR] | Creature — Slith [1/1] | Haste / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
BrowneePointz: all the Slith art is VERY Del Toro coded Cori
Sorator13: !card teshar, ances
LRRbot: Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle [3W] | Legendary Creature — Bird Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
e_bloc: thats like 18 in the bush
BrowneePointz: you’d probably enjoy it
flatluigi: yeah i think this addon is mostly false positives
LRRbot: Demolition Field | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
flatluigi: i'd rather not have it so we're not using something vibe coded
LRRbot: Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle [3W] | Legendary Creature — Bird Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
wolphiron: Hmm, we'd need to figure out a way to take out most of the glare if the camera is having problems with sleeves
thraximore: die mond mayor
MegaDosX: Demolition Field is like Field of Ruin but only the controller and target tutor a basic for a replacement, whereas Field of Ruin is everyone tutors
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Decaped: this addon is working perfectly for me
BrowneePointz: ConViction? the dropout comedian?
e_bloc: its just aint what it used to be
MrGibberish: Hello all!
letsbelgo: @Decaped click on a card that is partically covered and you get some fun results. Like cori's commander
Omnipotrevor: Purely on the flavor of not playing with humans, I think Cori is winning.
Decaped: @letsbelgo yeah, sure, but that's not a problem with the addon
LRRbot: Gravecrawler [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | This creature can't block. / You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
Julian_Rogue: @Decaped Took me 4 clicks on the prismatic vista for it to get it right. and it hasn't gotten the land in alex's graveyard right for me yet so I wonder if it's doing the recognition locally in our browser sessions 🤔🤔🤔
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
wolphiron: Oop, I forgot you guys mentioned zombies, I'm going to drop bc I don't like looking at them (plus I was in the middle of story when I saw the FNPP notification)
LRRbot: Tempest Hawk [2W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a card named Tempest Hawk, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Tempest Hawk.
wolphiron: Everyone stay safe! C:
Juliamon: No worries wolphiron have a good evening!
Sorator13: have a good story!
CypherRaze: Adam playing unsleeved like Richard Garfield intended.
Smirking_Bear: What's up nerds ? 🤓 🤓 🤓
LRRbot: Boreas Charger [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/1] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, choose an opponent who controls more lands than you. Search your library for a number of Plains cards equal to the difference, reveal those cards, put one of them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: I appreciate Alex going Rakdos Zombies. that’s a fun swerve
LRRbot: Sunbillow Verge | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Mountain or a Plains.
letsbelgo: sunbillow
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
letsbelgo: that has a human on it
letsbelgo: an important human too
Sorator13: but a human it is not
DarkSVermoth: get jailed bozo
AlnessVT: For when you absolutely, positively need to remove an Ascian
e_bloc: theres nothing to say thats not a centaur
Sorator13: also, I'm yet again impressed by how well they translated lore to mechanics
LoadingReadyRun: @Julian_Rogue it isn't doing it locally. but the cards might be a little small on the commander layout
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Deadapult [2R] | Enchantment | {R}, Sacrifice a Zombie: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.
BrowneePointz: doing no humans in card art is torturing Wheeler and Ulmer at that point
KaleidoscopeMind: the rock is exiling a person
Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun definitely. Neat technology though!
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e_bloc: great throwback from planeshift
Smirking_Bear: Hello Alex , Serge, Adam and Cori from a BC Canadian
Sorator13: That is a heck of a specialized tool
BrowneePointz: I hope Cori gets to live the Crested Sunmare dream
Sorator13: I like it
DarkSVermoth: oh no he assembled the combo he can now throw the gravecrawler!
AlnessVT: Cannon Fodder taking a bit of a turn
e_bloc: do we have decklists and when do we draw dralnu's crusade
Bionull: I appreciate that they bothered to eratta Deadapult to hit Planeswalkers
LoadingReadyRun: can the deadapult be used on non-dead things?
LRRbot: Always Watching [1WW] | Enchantment | Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Juliamon: decklists are being worked on
Spades_Slicc: Deadapult's really good with Jada- ohhhh no
Mindfire13: Its like a more specific Weaponize the Monsters
e_bloc: tangible virtue
Smirking_Bear: Gotta love the unsleeved riffle shuffle sound 👌
Marvoleath: Honestly, riffle shuffle damages unsleeved cards less than the usual shuffle
LRRbot: Tempest Hawk [2W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a card named Tempest Hawk, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Tempest Hawk.
r10pez10: i wish i could do the unbend part of the riffle shuffle
BrowneePointz: @marvoleath it mostly bends the tar out of them
LRRbot: Thurid, Mare of Destiny [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Pegasus [2/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever you cast a Pegasus, Unicorn, or Horse creature spell, copy it. / Other Pegasi, Unicorns, and Horses you control get +1/+1.
BrowneePointz: can’t bridge em
ghizmou: the perfect time to practice
e_bloc: damn that is a card alright
r10pez10: that and the casino-style spread-and-flip thing
Smirking_Bear: Double pony fun time !
BrowneePointz: it’s. called bridging right? did I make that up?
DigitalSeahorse:
DarkSVermoth: birds and horses are very scary here
Marvoleath: yea, but mtg cards are known to be pretty resilient to bending, the whole "if you can make the corners touch, it's less likely a fake"
LRRbot: Ceaseless Conflict [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. Then create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token for each nontoken creature you controlled that was destroyed this way.
public_key_reveal_party: Adam with the "I'm just a little guy" defense
Micalovits: Missing a word there
LRRbot: Flawless Maneuver [2W] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
AugmentingPath: Not what that says
Spades_Slicc: Reread that serge
platymage: non token creature you control
AugmentingPath: It says 'you control'
BrowneePointz: oh that’s from the most recent commander decks
owangel1: It says you controlled, so Serge gets nothing
Dog_of_Myth: Reread that card Serge
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
DarkSVermoth: i also gotta say thurid is just insane tbh
ghizmou: you tell us serge
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Phyrexian Rebirth
Spades_Slicc: phyrexian rebirth
MegaDosX: !card phyrexian rebirth
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rebirth [4WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures, then create an X/X colorless Phyrexian Horror artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures destroyed this way.
BrowneePointz: the precon that wrath comes from is about recycling your yard
public_key_reveal_party: Phyrexian rebirth is 6 iirc
30teracyte: !card sunfall
LRRbot: Sunfall [3WW] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures. Incubate X, where X is the number of creatures exiled this way.
BrowneePointz: so that’s why it counts yours
e_bloc: decend upon the fishermen does something similar
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DarkSVermoth: is it time to reanimate?
GasCityGaming: !card unholy grotto
LRRbot: Unholy Grotto | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B}, {T}: Put target Zombie card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Ghoulish Procession [1B] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more nontoken creatures die, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Spades_Slicc: notably rebirth and sunfall only make one (1) token instead of making up to one gorillion
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
e_bloc: !card descend upon the sinful
LRRbot: Descend upon the Sinful [4WW] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures. / Delirium — Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
DarkSVermoth:
look at all these ways to catapult zombies
BrowneePointz: you choose
r10pez10: those poor fishermen
kumatsu: yes
Marvoleath: you choose
30teracyte: yes
DarkSVermoth: you can choose every time they change zones
MegaDosX: You can choose yes
30teracyte: nowadays
iconicshadow89: any zone change
e_bloc: but not phasing, right?
MegaDosX: If you choose to put it in your library and it gets shuffled though then you're boned
DarkSVermoth: not phasing no because it's not a zone change
GasCityGaming: correct, phasing isn't changing zones
Jundinator: Any zone change, when state based actions are checked specifically
kumatsu: The One Wrath to Wipe them all
e_bloc: @GasCityGaming thought so but thank you for the confirmation!
Jundinator: !card necromantic
LRRbot: Did you mean: Necromantic Selection; Necromantic Summons; Necromantic Thirst
BrowneePointz: wow they changed the tuck rule 11 years ago now
MegaDosX: !card necromantic selection
LRRbot: Necromantic Selection [4BBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures, then return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control. It's a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. Exile Necromantic Selection.
BrowneePointz: I knew it was a while ago but sheesh
GasCityGaming: @e_bloc you're welcome!
LRRbot: Tempest Hawk [2W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a card named Tempest Hawk, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Tempest Hawk.
MegaDosX: The reason this one lets you steal commanders is because it happens during the resolution of the spell before SBAs can be checked
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
AugmentingPath: Looking forward to when they print A Mind Stone to complete the cycle
Desruprot: oh A Mind Stone, the one without THE
CypherRaze: I have never seen that art of Mind Stone
BrowneePointz: modern horizons
BrowneePointz: 3
BrowneePointz: I think
LRRbot: Glimmer Lens [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Whenever equipped creature and at least one other creature attack, draw a card. / Equip {1}{W}
MegaDosX: Brainstone was MH2 wasn't it?
Jundinator: It's an old promo
frozenphoenix7: Rebel
Kentosaurus: rebel?
r10pez10: but it checks out sir
Jundinator: 2/2 rebel
frozenphoenix7: 2/2 Red Rebel
MegaDosX: Red Rebel token
MegaDosX: 2/2
CypherRaze: Is that Mind Stone art one of the FNM promos?
MegaDosX:
Mirrodin had horses right? 
frozenphoenix7: @MegaDosX Correct
PorpoisesUnknown:
Serge's commander is likely a fan of "MINED STONES" as he's a dwarf 
Spades_Slicc: time to cancel serge
LRRbot: Bennie Bracks, Zoologist [3W] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/2] | Convoke / At the beginning of each end step, if you created a token this turn, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Love Bennie Bracks, such a neat card
BrowneePointz: eyyy the man who runs the news
e_bloc: they shoot horses, don't they
e_bloc: tbh I would have guessed this person was a human
BrowneePointz: god I hope we go back to Cappena. I know it was mixed reception but I think it’s neat
Spades_Slicc: Geralf has flying zombies
LRRbot: Antiquities on the Loose [1WW] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. Then if this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control. / Flashback {4}{W}{W}
BrowneePointz: dang there’s a lot of Quint Precon cards in Serge’s List
LRRbot: Summoner's Sending [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if the exiled card's mana value is 4 or greater.
DarkSVermoth: we need more new capenna so we can keep the new capenna jokes coming
GasCityGaming: @BrowneePointz was neat seeing it again, even if only a little, in the Strixhaven novel
Sorator13: Serge *did* say "you have made a powerful enemy"
BrowneePointz: I need to finish that. bought it, haven’t finished it. @gascitygaming
PorpoisesUnknown: Serge "just tryna live" Yager
LRRbot: Tymaret, the Murder King [BR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: unholy grotto is very good
e_bloc: watch out, thats how they got al capone
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superdude097: RE: Commander moving zones -If a Commander moves to the graveyard or exile, its owner may put it into the command zone as a STATE BASED ACTION. If a commander would be put into it's owner's hand or library from anywhere, its owner may put it into the command zone as a REPLACEMENT EFFECT
Spades_Slicc: Gotta put Adam's deck in a hydraulic press after this stream
Sorator13:
oh no, did Cori spill coffee on Adam's deck? How awful for Wheeler! 
Spades_Slicc: Yeah man, beat it up with a hydrualic perss
DigitalSeahorse: quit kicking in Cori's general direction
BrowneePointz: @gascitygaming I’m also excited to see how the plane shakes out with the Maestros in Shambles, I think another family got Compleated a bunch too, Ob stuck there, and 1/3 of the entire city used to demolish Atraxa
LRRbot: Icon of Ancestry [3] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. / {3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Big bords
e_bloc: don't know if we have a hydrulic press, but I'm sure Adam could crush it with his thighs
Gadora:
This new extension has some fun where you can click on non-card things and find out what card it is. 
AugmentingPath: They're 4/4s now (they already flew before)
Marvoleath: four-four raptor?
e_bloc: if you cast evacuation, think of how many birds Adam would have in the bush
Hangedman: kinda want this bird decklist ngl
LRRbot: Captivating Unicorn [4W] | Creature — Unicorn [4/4] | Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.
DigitalSeahorse: carpet cleaning ASMR time
Marvoleath: !decks
GasCityGaming: @BrowneePointz yeah, ripe for some inter family open conflic.
Gadora: Serge's sleeves are apparently a very fancy Plains, according to the extension.
DigitalSeahorse: yup, just now
iris_of_ether: Whoa, cool new extension
SpicyNapalm: Came here to see the notorious Adman that was mentioned in the notification, does Adman have any products to pitch? 🧐
Gadora:
@iris_of_ether Yeah! 
Spades_Slicc: @SpicyNapalm Hydraulic presses i hear
LoadingReadyRun:
@Gadora to be fair, those plains *do* look at lot like the EDSC sleeves
Gadora: @LoadingReadyRun They do! Also, it's a neat Plains I'd never seen before.
LRRbot: Spectator Seating | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
KeytarCat: I clicked on the mat and it pulled up a "mind flayer, the shadow", inverted
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
ghizmou: judge tower was last week
DarkSVermoth: it doesn't use the stack but hey look 2 players down is a win to me
letsbelgo: @MegaDosX your face is a good joke
Sorator13: Because it says you can concede at any time, I'm pretty sure you can say "I concede before that enters play" and it works
e_bloc: like unmorphing, conceding is a special action
Marvoleath:
LRRbot: Hofri Ghostforge [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric [4/5] | Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."
n3ther: conceding is faster than the cosmological constant of the universe
MegaDosX:
@letsbelgo 
Diabore: well thats a new feature, hi hello, whats this "scan cards on stream" thing?
mtvcdm: It's something we're *trying* tonight but it seems it's making mistakes
LoadingReadyRun: @Diabore it's a new extension I'm trying out
DarkSVermoth: do it alex, spite throw the zombie
Marvoleath:
@Diabore It's so cool. But it also shows that Alex is an "Exemplar of Light" for me 
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun neat
Diabore: @Marvoleath serge is a stitch in time, also neat
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
vsmit: @Marvoleath I would definitely call Alex both exemplary and a light for everyone.
CypherRaze: I think it got shuffled into his deck
LRRbot: Rakdos Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
LRRbot: Pyre of Heroes [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card that shares a creature type with the sacrificed creature and has mana value equal to 1 plus that creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
CypherRaze: He found the loop. Free birds for life
MegaDosX: Typal Birthing Pod
Juliamon: play Freebirds!
Julian_Rogue: dutch angle magic
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
gualdhar: nah no quotation marks needed M14 was a banger
MegaDosX: Adam's in his Alfred Hitchcock era
Marvoleath: That new extension does not vibe with the old-border Gravecrawler
Spades_Slicc:
if he tutors up enough birds the deck will be small enough to bridge
superdude097: !card squadron hawk
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
DarkSVermoth: that's a lot of squadron hawks
DarkSVermoth: whatcha got there adam?
CypherRaze: My favorite album. Bird Bird
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
MegaDosX: Love a Command Tower in mono-colour. Assert dominance.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: Has to be in your commander's colour identity
MegaDosX: So in Cori's case Command Tower only makes white
Dog_of_Myth: the clamps
DarknessKingCoH: I mean it is the cool double sided Command Tower
LoadingReadyRun:
sorry folks, I going to disable the card scanner extension. There is an issue with the backend system that is making having to keep restarting it.
MegaDosX: Oh.
LRRbot: Unbreakable Formation [2W] | Instant | Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Cori gonna punch.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Jorsh029: That's her secret, Serge, she's always landy
Marvoleath:
Oh 
Xafty: @LoadingReadyRun valid
MegaDosX: Correct
Kaaosa: is everybody having a describable time?
Cptasparagus: Tymothy
MegaDosX: Commander tax only increments when cast from the command zone
BrowneePointz: it’s why Derevi and Yuriko ate stupid
BrowneePointz: are*
rosesmcgee: @LoadingReadyRun It's ok. I'll just announce in chat where on the screen I am clicking. Could you please have Adam read whatever card is in that position? TY
DigitalSeahorse:
not the same
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
CypherRaze: Should Serge have his tax added then?
Riiiiiiis: Oh no !
DarkSVermoth: ninjutsu is just stupid on any commander
DarkSVermoth: because it's not a casting cost and why sneak was invented
BrowneePointz: yep
MegaDosX: I mean Gavin Verhey recognises Yuriko as a mistake, and he's the guy who designed it, so.
BrowneePointz: Yuriko and Derevi are prooooooblems
DarkSVermoth: yuuup
MegaDosX: Cori is herding but Adam is flocking
Kaaosa: kill adam before he can get his revenge
BrowneePointz: @megadosx my comments are never judging cuz game design is freakin hard
LRRbot: Vryn Wingmare [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/1] | Flying / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
MegaDosX: @BrowneePointz That is fair, but thought I'd mention Gavin's perspective on the card >_>
AugmentingPath: Thaliorse!
iris_of_ether: I love how much of a Problem these ponies are being :3
KeytarCat: Oh, Cori is drawing horses, I get it!
DigitalSeahorse:
DarkSVermoth: kill adam before he unleashes "the birds" by alex hitchcock
LRRbot: Antiquities on the Loose [1WW] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. Then if this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control. / Flashback {4}{W}{W}
iris_of_ether: 🐎🐎🐎📈
DarkSVermoth: alfred*
Marvoleath: *other than your hand
Sorator13:
zhiachusk: Yoooo tymaret deck!
Sorator13: if Serge cast that from hand, he doesn't get counters
CypherRaze: He didn't. He flashed it back
LRRbot: Niblis of the Urn [1W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap target creature.
Sorator13: ahhh, okay, nevermind then
Marvoleath: @Sorator13 it was flashbacked
Dog_of_Myth:
adept_nekomancer: Do two of the spirits have summoning sickness, or is there an effect that gives them haste?
Kaaosa: under the hoof
ErynTzun: BIG HONSE
Darleysam: that's a kangaroo, brother
Sorator13: slay big horse!
Dog_of_Myth: Serge trying to grab the reigns of this game.
DigitalSeahorse: Big Horse co-RI
KeytarCat: Is there a marsupial type in mtg?
CypherRaze: @adept_nekomancer His commander gives them haste.
Kaaosa: i wish someone would clamp my skull sometimes, y'know?
e_bloc: @DigitalSeahorse clap clap, clap clap clap
DigitalSeahorse:
@e_bloc
DarkSVermoth: @Kaaosa ayo?
n3ther: we've got the receipts. (no we don't)
e_bloc: Magic has two wombats
gualdhar: I've watched the tapes, Adam is absolved of blame
gualdhar: (not really)
MegaDosX: Also the token has an important other line of text
Sorator13: omnomnom
iris_of_ether: Weird horse
EMNetwork: birds aren't real
EMNetwork: must be horse
Micalovits: Mmmm, chicken
e_bloc: not legal in canada
KeytarCat: borse
DarkSVermoth: i believe serge may be a little horse traumatized
Spades_Slicc: HOrses aren't real
DigitalSeahorse: a pegasis
LRRbot: Cabal Coffers | Land | {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.
CypherRaze: What is a bird if not a little horse?
MegaDosX: Three swamps makes it mana neutral doesn't it?
e_bloc: if you count itself
DarkSVermoth: everything can be a horse if you squint hard enough
KeytarCat: @MegaDosX I forget it isn't a rock
BrowneePointz: I was about to make that joke
Hangedman: this is what Kingdom Hearts is about
BrowneePointz: someone made a webcomic about that
LRRbot: Headless Rider [2B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Whenever this creature or another nontoken Zombie you control dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
shendaras: And if you wait you get the skeleton
Omnipotrevor: the heartless and the nobody
BrowneePointz: I think
DigitalSeahorse: was that card supposed to be tapped that Serge just untapped?
frank_the_great: !card Graveborn Muse
LRRbot: Graveborn Muse [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Spirit [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
CypherRaze: What is a Spirit if not a gassy zombie
Julian_Rogue: I think there's an innistrad card that does that. you can exile a creature out of your graveyard. it makes a vanilla zombie with the p/t and a 1/1 spirit with the abilities?
Marvoleath: !card soul separator
LRRbot: Soul Separator [3] | Artifact | {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1, it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Create a black Zombie creature token with power equal to that card's power and toughness equal to that card's toughness.
Cptasparagus: !card haunted dead
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Cptasparagus: @Julian_Rogue haunted dead!
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
LoadingReadyRun: a zombie is really just a meaty skeleton
Julian_Rogue: @Cptasparagus the soul separator that marvoleath brough up is what I was thinking of lol
HadesLeprechaun: leave the innocent horses alone!
Marvoleath:
if you soul separate the haunted dead you get two spirits
Joecool190: doesn't cori vote last? it's clockwise from Adam right?
ghizmou: that is clockwise
Joecool190: oh right
Shin_Bearamedic: What even is a clock...?
e_bloc: the jets
letsbelgo: gettem
thingo314: hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth:
Evil_John_Cena: hi everyone
Mustang_Redcloak:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: so many birb
James_the_Dabbler: What the flock
CypherRaze: I love this bird deck. It's so funny
e_bloc: Adam has a whole kettle of hawks
GasCityGaming: still love the shuffle noise lol
Shin_Bearamedic: Birds are so mean...
Shin_Bearamedic: Stealing everyone's chips at teh beach.
frank_the_great: Kids these days don't know what a clock is
Joecool190: its been a long week lol
Spades_Slicc: Maybe they're australian, spins the other way i hear
Micalovits: Birds are all drones
bytecaster: I thought horses aren't real
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e_bloc: people tend to drone on about that
shendaras:
MrPipboy3000: Lets be real, if we could all fly, we'd use that power to steal people's fries too
Strebenherz: Then why do the flying camera feel the need to poop on my car?
Mustang_Redcloak: All birds are drones. Real birds went extinct due to housecats
ghizmou: someone clip this for adam`s stream promo
frank_the_great: Imagine being watched by like 400 people rn
Alex_Frostfire: Your statement has been recorded for future review.
rosesmcgee: Bird drone emits "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
CypherRaze: "Hey Steve, come watch this guy and his sick footsies on Marisa"
Marvoleath: @Strebenherz marking your car for easier tracking, duh
Micalovits: @frank_the_great We could all 400 be a little bored
LRRbot: Celestial Unicorn [2W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
lochnessseammonster: go birds
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
lochnessseammonster:
LRRbot: Vanguard of the Restless [2W] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/2] | Flying / Spirits you control get +1/+1 for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. / Whenever a Spirit you control enters, you may pay {2}{W}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
chaostreader: to be fair, Serge has also had two decks have no basic lands in them so I wouldn’t trust him to know all his cards.
e_bloc: pretty busted
frank_the_great: Just a bunch of 4/4s
HadesLeprechaun: Oh does Cori have 2 Vryn Wingmares? Diabolical
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: Deadapult!
DigitalSeahorse:
ghizmou: o7
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
InfiniTokens: Hello!
DigitalSeahorse: and it inhaled an amoeba and it ate your brain
DigitalSeahorse: or it would have if you put it in your nose after it fell off
Shurtal: i'm following the Consumer Product Safety Commission on bksy, which means my timeline is gummed up with Front Facing Horse drawings today. sometimes social media is O.K.
LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
LRRbot: Anafenza, Unyielding Lineage [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Flash / First strike / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, Anafenza endures 2.
Marvoleath: !card cage of hands
LRRbot: Cage of Hands [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {1}{W}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: love that soap opera
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Marvoleath: Cori did not have 2 mana to return the cage, right?
Marvoleath: just making sure
Manitu_25: life sac an evoked fury harharhar
Manitu_25: *like sac
Marvoleath: also, probably couldnt after sac is already selected, I suppose
Micalovits: Two down, one to go
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LRRbot: Hofri Ghostforge [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric [4/5] | Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."
LoadingReadyRun: Spirits vs Zombies, the age old rivalry
Phazon_Kiwi: No humans allowed, so does this confirm Cori, Adam, Serge and Alex are otherworldy beings?
ghizmou: are those decayed zombies?
Bionull: @LoadingReadyRun We must bridge the gap with Soul Separator
Manitu_25: GGs
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
Mustang_Redcloak:
Gadora: @Phazon_Kiwi Use the new extension to click on them and find out their types.
ghizmou: gg everyone
Gadora: Oh wait, the extension is gone?
Juliamon: The exension was having backend issues
Marvoleath: Yea, Paul said it caused some issues
Phazon_Kiwi:
@Gadora
Gadora: Alas.
LoadingReadyRun: What if one of the spirits is the other half of a zombie. that would be awkward
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Marvoleath: But Alex showed up as Angel before, when I clicked them
Drum0_0: could alex sack blocking zombies to kill the lord?
MrPipboy3000: @LoadingReadyRun Isn't that the plot of Kingdom Hearts?
DigitalSeahorse: time for second popcicle
ghizmou: @LoadingReadyRun my body often disagree with my mind
Marvoleath: !card deadapult
LRRbot: Deadapult [2R] | Enchantment | {R}, Sacrifice a Zombie: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.
Drum0_0: Anafenza would make another spirit,
Drum0_0: and serge could get the lord back from the grave, cool
mtvcdm: Ooh, Camel Up
Mr_Horrible: I should listen to my old chipzel albums
IbunWest: Love me some Camel Cup
IbunWest:
Reject humanity, embrace furry. 
lochnessseammonster:
good thing i'm a monster 
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Minas Tirith | Legendary Land | Minas Tirith enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you attacked with two or more creatures this turn.
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
MegaDosX: Yes, but also no
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
LRRbot: Commander's Plate [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has protection from each color that's not in your commander's color identity. / Equip commander {3} / Equip {5}
ghizmou: it s not like zombie procreate sexually
MegaDosX: Pizza time
lamina5432: it costs a dinner
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
vsmit: @ghizmou No, but something had to to produce the zombie.
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
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BrowneePointz: which arcane signet is it?
ElektroTal: yeah, that's the super expensive space signet. very cool secret lair
frank_the_great: The space secret lair is prob my biggest SL regret
BrowneePointz: oooo the space one
BrowneePointz: ye that lair was incredible
LRRbot: Tocasia's Welcome [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more creatures you control with mana value 3 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
frank_the_great: In that I passed on it
MegaDosX: Adam's curve is probably a middle finger
MegaDosX: With all them Hawks
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
IbunWest:
LRRbot: Heraldic Banner [3] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
goombalax: Tocasia's welcome has 3 humans in the art
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Wall of Omens [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: *shoves Goombalax into a locker*
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse:
bytecaster: Cats are always allowed
Juliamon: spirits are how cats have 8 extra lives
BrowneePointz:
actually Tocasia’s Welcome shows 2 humans and a future Monster
MegaDosX: That would be a fantastic alter
Mustang_Redcloak: So I am guessing at some time in the future we are going to get "Humans only" commander
LRRbot: Rakdos Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
DigitalSeahorse:
Aarek: in Discworld cats can see Death
frank_the_great: Not a human
lochnessseammonster: they're spirits in cat
IbunWest: I missed the first game. do the decks have to be kindred or is it just no humans
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
MegaDosX: Serge is right I believe
BrowneePointz: kuh-thawnic
LRRbot: Chthonian Nightmare [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / Pay X {E}, Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: as of or pertaining to the underworld
MegaDosX: @IbunWest Just no humans. They coincidentally landed on four typal decks
LRRbot: Herald's Horn [3] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. / Creature spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: someone turned off click on cards
LoadingReadyRun: @IbunWest it was just no-humans, but everyone ended up doing kindred
IbunWest:
@MegaDosX 
frank_the_great: It's also no humanoids, yeah? So no elves
Gadora: The ch in chthonic is actually silent. It's weird.
yohini_: !decklists
LRRbot: Tempest Hawk [2W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a card named Tempest Hawk, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Tempest Hawk.
LRRbot: Thurid, Mare of Destiny [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Pegasus [2/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever you cast a Pegasus, Unicorn, or Horse creature spell, copy it. / Other Pegasi, Unicorns, and Horses you control get +1/+1.
DigitalSeahorse: 3
BrowneePointz: but is that Mare a….thuridbred?
LRRbot: Hallowed Haunting [2WW] | Enchantment | As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance. / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."
DigitalSeahorse: Cori turned invisible
MegaDosX: Oh this card
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz boooo
LoadingReadyRun: Thurid should be in a shampoo commercial
Gadora: @DigitalSeahorse Cori phased out.
DigitalSeahorse: and in again
BrowneePointz: Paul, for Neighbelline
IbunWest: Circle of Protection: NO
LoadingReadyRun:
@BrowneePointz 
DigitalSeahorse: do not kill your cat
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Tymaret, the Murder King [BR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
rosesmcgee: That is generally the opposite of how the bird v cat interaction goes. Except Tweety
KeytarCat: more like uncdead
LRRbot: Grim Servant [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to your devotion to black, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life.
MegaDosX: More specifically it Grim Tutors
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
BrowneePointz: so the fun fact about the Returned, is I believe they have 3 Poleis on Theros, one of which is chill with the living, and the other two, are *not*
LRRbot: Death Baron [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Skeletons you control and other Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.
LoadingReadyRun: Death Bear On
BatDragonManDog: What's the Murder King's policy stance on bike lanes?
KeytarCat: I like the naming conventions in mtg, with the "spell on a creature" creatures having names that note the spell
InfiniTokens: @KeytarCat So what would your spell be named?
LRRbot: Cloud Key [3] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, or sorcery. / Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast.
IbunWest: I love Cloud Key
BrowneePointz: Adam has that key in one hand and tootin with the other
Mustang_Redcloak: Bird storm
MegaDosX: The one that's really spicy with Tempest Hawk is Semblance Anvil, because it makes them all cost W
MegaDosX: Cloud Key is cool though
goombalax: !card Murmuration
LRRbot: Murmuration [4W] | Enchantment | Birds you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance. / At the beginning of your end step, for each spell you've cast this turn, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
LoadingReadyRun: @BatDragonManDog Ok, yes, he *is* the Murder King, but other then the murder, he has very progressive policies!
BrowneePointz: as far as you arent living Tymaret doesn’t care
LRRbot: Summon: Ixion [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Unicorn [3/3] | I — Aerospark — Exile target creature an opponent controls until this Saga leaves the battlefield. / II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. You gain 2 life. / First strike
Mustang_Redcloak: I respect Adam for playing Magic the way its supposed to be played. No sleeves and riffle shuffle. True Gigachad
DigitalSeahorse: honse
MegaDosX: A thorse
BrowneePointz: dat flank
ErynTzun: HONSE
KeytarCat: I love ixion
DigitalSeahorse: looks very zebra with horn
Sorator13:
@Mustang_Redcloak he was instructed by Wheeler (who owns the deck) to "return it in worse condition than I gave it to you", so he's just following directions
BrowneePointz: Ixion is a thundering zebra striped unicorn yes @digitalseahorse
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Sun Titan!
LoadingReadyRun: @LoadingReadyRun really most kings could be considered "murder kings" but they're usually *also* terrible rulers
letsbelgo: thats a dude
MegaDosX: Well...
ghizmou: that s just chris evans
Micalovits: Thats almost a human
Omnipotrevor: If a dwarf counts, a giant certainly has to
IbunWest: A giant is a big human
Sorator13: If we say that a dwarf is legal and not a human, giant must also be legal and not a human
Commodore_Perry_GG: close. it's not a human, but a huge-man
goombalax: Adam, looking at another giant: "Thats just a guy!"
BrowneePointz: and a DWARF isn’t?
ghizmou: asking for a friend
DarkSVermoth: somehow serge always tethering on the edge of the ruls
Mustang_Redcloak: A giant is just a huge dwarf
letsbelgo: is there a kitchen finks in here too?
MegaDosX: I don't think these ones are Greek titans
BrowneePointz: giant is just big dwarf
DigitalSeahorse: if your horse were designed by a very young furry
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Dog_of_Myth:
ghizmou: B for effort
BrowneePointz: there are some Sun Titan arts where it looks very much less Dude
BrowneePointz: one of them it just looks like a Sun in a suit of armor I think
LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
lochnessseammonster: you shouldn't be
ghizmou: @BrowneePointz that art is really good
DigitalSeahorse:
goombalax: @BrowneePointz the Jesper Eisling secret lar one rules
LRRbot: Pyre of Heroes [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card that shares a creature type with the sacrificed creature and has mana value equal to 1 plus that creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
LoadingReadyRun: Sound the Horn of WHATEVER!
Micalovits: The duck call!
BrowneePointz: ye the Jesper Eising and FF Sun Titan arts are really cool
LRRbot: Drifting Meadow | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Abolish [1WW] | Instant | You may discard a Plains card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: I always just remember cuz it adds mana
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Clouds [4W] | Creature — Pegasus [4/3] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature enters, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand. Return that card to the battlefield instead if you control a Mount.
BrowneePointz: cuz they can add mana*
LRRbot: Summon: Ixion [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Unicorn [3/3] | I — Aerospark — Exile target creature an opponent controls until this Saga leaves the battlefield. / II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. You gain 2 life. / First strike
e_bloc: at least you got a good saga about it
Natedogg2: So you're saying that every saga has a story?
Micalovits: I remember by thinking about how busted Urzas Saga is
LRRbot: Hofri Ghostforge [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric [4/5] | Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."
LRRbot: Summoner's Sending [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if the exiled card's mana value is 4 or greater.
theamc2000: what is the shiny brick on serge’s card in the graveyard
LRRbot: Fleshbag Marauder [2B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [3/1] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Micalovits: Looks like a stamp of some sort
theamc2000: it does
Sorator13: !card tempest hawk
LRRbot: Tempest Hawk [2W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a card named Tempest Hawk, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Tempest Hawk.
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LRRbot: Liliana's Standard Bearer [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, draw X cards, where X is the number of creatures that died under your control this turn.
ACluelessBull: @theamc2000 that's the watermark on old fnm promos
theamc2000: @acluelessbull ty
Mustang_Redcloak:
ACluelessBull: I think at least
ACluelessBull: a bit hard to tell
Sorator13: !card cthonian nightmare
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Sorator13: !card chthonian nightmare
LRRbot: Chthonian Nightmare [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / Pay X {E}, Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
goombalax: tutors for gamble, gambles for sol ring, discards sol ring
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
xantos69: A totally fair and normal card.
Commodore_Perry_GG: darrrrrrrrryl
LRRbot: Always Watching [1WW] | Enchantment | Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Mustang_Redcloak: Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds
lochnessseammonster:
Spades_Slicc: Serge is the king of making mountains out of molehills it seems
goombalax: there was a really good mashup of Hitchcocks The Birds with Big Bird set to Outkast's B.O.B.
Spades_Slicc: good thing he's in red and white
lamina5432: seaguls the rats of the sea
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theamc2000: pigeons are doves
letsbelgo: I mean, its just a bird
Spades_Slicc: My kitchen's tiny, quick to clean and hard to dodge in
LRRbot: Archon of Sun's Grace [2WW] | Creature — Archon [3/4] | Flying / Lifelink / Pegasus creatures you control have lifelink. / Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, create a 2/2 white Pegasus creature token with flying.
lochnessseammonster:
my life would not be over but i would not be calm
marchphoenix: stare down with the moth when alex gets home
mtvcdm: You're reminding me of when I visited Victoria, I was just randomly walking down the street and I suddenly heard a *splash* behind me and the road had a new paint job
Spades_Slicc: also you can just pick pidgeons up
CompleatedPinkie: A relative of mine used to work at the Empress. I should ask him about that seagull story...
DarkSVermoth: that's a lot of birds
DigitalSeahorse: I caught a gorgeous white moth the size of my hand once
Cptasparagus: would you rather fight bats or moths by weight?
Sorator13: @Cptasparagus moths, lower risk of rabies
DigitalSeahorse: I let it go outside
DigitalSeahorse: sadly I didn't have a camera with me
LRRbot: Mondrak, Glory Dominus [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [4/4] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. / {1}{W/P}{W/P}, Sacrifice two other artifacts and/or creatures: Put an indestructible counter on Mondrak.
DarkSVermoth: that's a cool guy
jasaproxy: Wasn't there a human on that horse?
Drum0_0: Just noticed, Adam should have drawn cards from tocasia’s welcome when his birds came back from exile.
DarkSVermoth: i love the art so much
Bionull: As ever, Serge is the problem
Micalovits: There is also more text
LRRbot: Group Project [1W] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token. / Flashback—Tap three untapped creatures you control.
drewm1022:
It...does have another line.
jasaproxy: I love Mondrak but I am also a terrible person
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
DarkSVermoth: poor mondrak, exiled immediately
Sorator13: o7
Drum0_0: Mondrak knows what it did
Natedogg2: Serge is just trying to make a token effort here.
LRRbot: Hopeful Eidolon [W] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {3}{W} / Lifelink / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
jasaproxy: Mondrak knows he's not any of the other, less powerful domini dominuses?
DarkSVermoth: look i'm just saying guy comes out and he's exiled, that doesn't happen to tekuthal does it?
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Group Project [1W] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token. / Flashback—Tap three untapped creatures you control.
Drum0_0: It does happen
DigitalSeahorse:
Drum0_0: to Solphim a lot
KeytarCat:
left for the bathroom at "Alex killed my cat", and came back to "Alex killed my cat"
jasaproxy: SOS has such sick commons and uncommons
LRRbot: War Room | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.
theamc2000: do you want the us to?
Micalovits: yea, you WAR in the war room - fighting is in the fight room
jasaproxy: Richard Garfield?
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Yeah read that properly Serge
wrapscalion: Best Living Death art
MegaDosX:
drewm1022:
As a self-mill afficionado, Living Death is one of my favorite cards.
Micalovits: Did Adam swap 3 birds for 3 birds?
Sorator13: he did indeed
Bionull: 4 for 3. Devastating
theamc2000: y!card hofri
MegaDosX: !card hofri
LRRbot: Hofri Ghostforge [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric [4/5] | Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."
MegaDosX: They aren't 1/1s Serge
Spades_Slicc:
Hey! Adam didn't do the living death thing!!
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: With +1/+1 and haste\
LRRbot: Hofri Ghostforge [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric [4/5] | Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."
MegaDosX: Hofri is a beating
Sorator13:
letsbelgo: Imagine reading your commander
lamina5432: he is a very broken card
DarkSVermoth: hofri is pretty strong
letsbelgo: Not serge
Sorator13: they're spirits, not offspring!
LRRbot: Deadapult [2R] | Enchantment | {R}, Sacrifice a Zombie: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.
iconicshadow89: serge is breaking the rules if he has hopeful initiate it’s bothering me he isn’t saying eidolon
DarkSVermoth:
i still think he's only the second strongest in this pod, but that's my bias against thurid talking 
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
HadesLeprechaun: Well, reading Hofri doesnt explain Hofri, he had to get errata'd pretty quick
jasaproxy: eating fleshbags doesn't sound appetizing
trebuchetboy: !card thurid mare of destiny
LRRbot: Thurid, Mare of Destiny [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Pegasus [2/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever you cast a Pegasus, Unicorn, or Horse creature spell, copy it. / Other Pegasi, Unicorns, and Horses you control get +1/+1.
Spades_Slicc: Is your secret card Willbender?
HadesLeprechaun: Horrible could originally steal other players creatures with theft effects and you could sac them and they'd go into your graveyard, as written
Sorator13: I play this Chromeshell Crab face-down...
HadesLeprechaun: *Hofri, autocorrect, go home
Marvoleath:
jasaproxy: Someone Bojuka troller!
LRRbot: Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle [3W] | Legendary Creature — Bird Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Urza's Incubator [3] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. / Creature spells of the chosen type cost {2} less to cast.
DarkSVermoth:
so he's choosing zombies right?
Echo__AJ: birds no "cheep"-er?
MegaDosX: !card echoing truth
LRRbot: Echoing Truth [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent to their owners' hands.
KeytarCat: !card maelstrom pulse
LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
jasaproxy: Whenever I hear "you want a bird" all I think is someone bout to get swan songed
Drum0_0: echoing truth is one of favorites,I feel old
Sorator13: !card engineered plague
LRRbot: Engineered Plague [2B] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / All creatures of the chosen type get −1/−1.
GasCityGaming: this is why declaration in stone made it into my Zhurgo deck lol
Krotash: !card Legion's end
Sorator13: ah, but it's only 1/1, alright
MegaDosX: I think Echoing Truth might be part of a cycle, there's a green one that's in my theorycrafted Tempest Hawk deck
DarkSVermoth: and now i can't stop thinking about the bird is the word song
Natedogg2: Finally, adding Eradicate to my commander deck works out!
MegaDosX: !card echoing courage
Bionull: Takes longer to build a horse than a bird, who knew
MegaDosX: Bot says no >_>
GasCityGaming:
Just finished sleeving my first Canadian Highlander, pumped for Amsterdam!
HadesLeprechaun: !card surgical extraction
LRRbot: Surgical Extraction [{B/P}] | Instant | Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
Sorator13: @GasCityGaming have fun!!
MegaDosX: @GasCityGaming What did you build?
jasaproxy: Maelstrom pulse reminds me of Deadly Coverup but worse
LRRbot: Thurid, Mare of Destiny [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Pegasus [2/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever you cast a Pegasus, Unicorn, or Horse creature spell, copy it. / Other Pegasi, Unicorns, and Horses you control get +1/+1.
Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun thaaaaat's what I was trying to remember, that'd be devastating
GasCityGaming: @MegaDosX With it being my first time doing Jund, a type i'm familiar with, if not in Highlander
Sorator13:
MegaDosX: @GasCityGaming Neat! When in doubt Jund 'em out
LRRbot: Hofri Ghostforge [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric [4/5] | Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."
Spades_Slicc: cost increases apply first then cost reductions
Natedogg2: Apply cost increasers (like the commander tax), then cost reducers. Then you apply Trinisphere last.
Krotash: add, subtract, 3ball
jasaproxy: yeah, cause Esper Urza has affinity and that's a reducer
Spades_Slicc: when do you Gaddock Teeg?
jasaproxy: my titan, my titan for a bird!
drewm1022: Two birds with one titan.
Bionull: By transitive property, sun titan is a stone
drewm1022: Judge, serve is playing a primeval titan in boros commander.
drewm1022: *serge even.
MegaDosX: He's serving alright
Natedogg2: @drewm1022 I will allow it.
jasaproxy: so defeat Alex with Cat Ninjas
drewm1022: Fair nuff.
MegaDosX: Oh, to Serge's question from earlier and to my point earlier about the Echoing cycle
Sorator13: look, he remembered to put basics in AND didn't include Kitchen Finks; what more can you ask of him?
MegaDosX: !card echoing decay
LRRbot: Echoing Decay [1B] | Instant | Target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature get −2/−2 until end of turn.
chaostreader: I remember the one commander night where serge said he was serving c.
LRRbot: Coalition Relic [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. / At the beginning of your first main phase, remove all charge counters from this artifact. Add one mana of any color for each charge counter removed this way.
LRRbot: Gravecrawler [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | This creature can't block. / You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
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Micalovits: !decks
LoadingReadyRun: I definitely heard "Pants of Ancestry"
LRRbot: Blasted Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Cycling {2}
jasaproxy: Why does the murder king moxfield not have a commander?
jasaproxy: Also I need to build that boros deck!
DigitalSeahorse:
tehcrashxor: Alex should have blocked the cat.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Deathbringer Thoctar [4BR] | Creature — Zombie Beast [3/3] | Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
GasCityGaming: Deathbringer Thoctar! my boy!!!
LRRbot: Death Baron [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Skeletons you control and other Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.
GasCityGaming: It becomes a machinegun
Juliamon: jasaproxy It got put into Creatures instead of Commander probably an accident
Strebenherz: OH deathtouch cannon
BrowneePointz: yep ye olde Alara era combo
GasCityGaming: I'm very familiar with thoctar from Proshh, love it!
GreenyTea: Thoctar is also great vs X/1 token swarms
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BrowneePointz: god I hope they announce Alara at Amsterdam next week
BrowneePointz: it’s been so long
BrowneePointz: let me go back WotC
jasaproxy: @Juliamon yup. Looks like a cool commander tho
Sogheim: of course Adam draws only lands, he keeps pulling all the birds out
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Summon: Ixion [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Unicorn [3/3] | I — Aerospark — Exile target creature an opponent controls until this Saga leaves the battlefield. / II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. You gain 2 life. / First strike
BrowneePointz: and for context for chat that doesn’t know they’re announcing all 3 UW sets for next year at Amsterdam. so I’m on Alara Return copium
Juliamon: we got Lorwyn, we got Kamigawa, I don't see why we couldn't get Alara
Micalovits: I have played 4 in an aristrocrats deck, wrathing your own board as a sac outlet to kill people is funny
Spades_Slicc: How would Jace's Reality fracture mirrorverse Alara go?
goombalax: @BrowneePointz right there with you
HadesLeprechaun: Wrath every turn? That's my Rem Karolus deck
BrowneePointz: @juliamon it’s more figuring out what it’s whole deal even is Post-Confluence
Sogheim: maybe we'll go to the Homelands plane again and hang out with a bunch of dwarves and vampires. so many dwarves and vampires.
LRRbot: Eidolon of Astral Winds [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [2/4] | Vigilance / Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, that creature has base power and toughness 4/4 and gains flying.
BrowneePointz: @spades_slicc well however it went ended up with Ajani as a flaming Leonin in that reality
LRRbot: Drogskol Cavalry [5WW] | Creature — Spirit Knight [4/4] | Flying / Whenever another Spirit you control enters, you gain 2 life. / {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
LoadingReadyRun: Drogskavalry
MegaDosX: Sequencing *jazz hands*
cerealmaster123: !decklist
MegaDosX: I do hear that maths is for blockers
GasCityGaming:
Serge needs a Spirit Mantle in there
GasCityGaming: !card spirit mantle
LRRbot: Spirit Mantle [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has protection from creatures.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
jasaproxy: Serge is human as well!
Sorator13: @jasaproxy well, no humans allowed tonight, so...
LoadingReadyRun: "I killed 2 birds with 1 giant man" is a little less impressive then 1 stone
MegaDosX: I like how Alex's board is still there even though he's dead. The remains of the zombies are just decaying where they fell.
DigitalSeahorse:
squeak
MegaDosX: 33 total according to the decklist
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Teshar, yo
BrowneePointz: ye teshar combos with a ham sandwich Serge
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: I think he was a lynchpin in a modern combo deck?
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX Expedition 33 (Birds)
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun That is now the name of Adam's deck.
BrowneePointz: isn’t there a Teshar pioneer deck too or did that get banned out?
drewm1022: Toooo many puppies.
LRRbot: Intangible Virtue [1W] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
MegaDosX: Adam really going deep into the Alfred Hitchcock here
Issurru: where's Omthebox with his !birdfacts
jasaproxy: in my moxfield tags I label any flyers or reachers as Slappers/Flip Flappers
niccus: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't worry about it
HadesLeprechaun: 39,181
letsbelgo: 32,324 according to all legal paper cards on scryfall
HadesLeprechaun: mine may be including like, unique tokens and stuff
thraximore: by Grobthar's hammer
thraximore: what a savings
Krotash: 33,204 when I do is:first-printing, but that's including some silver border stuff
DigitalSeahorse:
sack a bird gain a bird
jasaproxy: I assume 39k includes alchemy and or banned cards
BrowneePointz: okay Patrick Stump
LRRbot: Turbulent Steppe | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.
MegaDosX: These lands are pretty sick
e_bloc: looks spicy
MegaDosX: Also fetchable
LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature — Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: it looks like a red velvet cinnamon bun
jasaproxy: I love this cycle and I can't wait for it to be finished...As long as it isn't in a Marvel set
LoadingReadyRun: I like describing MtG to people who haven't heard of it as "It's like poker, but instead of 52 cards, there are 30,000"
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Duty Beyond Death [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun I discovered a card from the Fallout set recently where you basically can play poker with your hand
Krotash: sun titan returns before the counters go out
VG1985: There is 49,999 unique cards
MegaDosX: !card vault 21
LRRbot: Vault 21: House Gambit [1R] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Discard a card, then draw a card. / III — Reveal up to five nonland cards from your hand. For each of those cards that has the same mana value as another card revealed this way, create a Treasure token.
HadesLeprechaun: I think the Turbulent lands are gonna get expensive over time if they don't get consistent reprints, they're very good in multiplayer
Sorator13: yeah, sac is part of the cost, so the trigger caused by the sac happens before spell resolution
BrowneePointz: Hofri are you Okay, are Okay, are you Okay Hofri
Micalovits: I hope Adam just has settle the wreckage
BrowneePointz: you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a Serge Criminal
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
MegaDosX: Settle would be pretty funny here
theamc2000: should there be spirit etb triggers?
jasaproxy: Numbers go brrrr
Krotash: sun titan is indestructile
LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz you’ve been struck by, a Serge Criminal *squeek*
MegaDosX: !card duty beyond death
LRRbot: Duty Beyond Death [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Krotash: and has a counter
Krotash: Serge pls
MegaDosX: Oh yeah Sun Titan should be indestructible with a counter because the cost happens first
Sorator13: Titan is indestructible, cause it was sac'd as a cost to cast, not during resolution
MegaDosX: And so Hofri would trigger
MegaDosX: You sacrificed it as a cost, so Hofri would bring it back before the spell resolves
theamc2000: also drogskul cavalry should gain you life
drewm1022: This changes EVERYTHING.
Krotash: it would also mean adam is at 2
Sorator13: which means Adam may not want to gang-block it and may have another bird?
rogerivany: I assume James cursed Adam before he went on Vacation
BrowneePointz: if Cori top decks a wrath I will cry laugh
HadesLeprechaun: 33 birds in the deck, if I remember from the decklist
jasaproxy: Deadly Dispute!
Strebenherz: Caw caw mother busser!
BrowneePointz: austere command choosing birds and enchants would be hilarious
GasCityGaming: rogue's passage
GasCityGaming:
hidden bookcase?
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: come on lightmine field!
cybersten: no humans allowed...isnt that...
CompleatedPinkie: Interesting. Benedict Cumberbatch once read out the apology letter from the guy in Serge's Empress seagull story.
LRRbot: Anointed Procession [3W] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
Cptasparagus: are they bird pilots
LRRbot: Idol of Oblivion [2] | Artifact | {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn. / {8}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.
jasaproxy: My sister beat me to death with her Elenda Dusk Rose and Rogue's passage. Remember all, diversify your removal and have a lot of it!
HadesLeprechaun: dang, was hoping for Storm Herd
Arthfayle: If im playing a simic lands matter deck thats focused on control via putting out things like glacial chasm/talon gates at instant speed, what would you recommend as a win con?
LoadingReadyRun: I do like that last game we got Spirits vs Zombies and this time it's Horses vs Birds. Both pairs of natural enemies
Juliamon: Gods are not men!
niccus: can a horse have religion?
jasaproxy: Heliod starts with an H
BrowneePointz: Heliod is merely formed by the ideas of Man
rogerivany: Heliod is a horse if the people believe it enough
jasaproxy: Night all!!
DarkSVermoth: great stream lots of fun!
Micalovits: Good Neeeeight
lamina5432: gnight
tehcrashxor:
No humans allowed, but all the players were human! We want Gib and the puppets! 
jasaproxy: I wish I was in Europe
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the 5%
HadesLeprechaun: who would win, Horses, Zombies, Spirits, or just a lot of birds?
lochnessseammonster:
HadesLeprechaun: a lot of the same bird
WiJohn: Woo book club!
Strebenherz: LONE WOOOOOOLLLF
xantos69: Looking forward to this.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm sleeving my Lackadaisy cards
lochnessseammonster:
hell yeah story time
jasaproxy: Books? Magic players can't read!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: someone has to shake the metal sheet
Juliamon: immoral support
rogerivany: ^^
xantos69:
50 Bits!
DigitalSeahorse:
frameshifty: Longshot in the Mojoverse?
HadesLeprechaun: if you want more RE: Requiem, they're running it now at SGDQ!
lochnessseammonster: we go gym!
niccus: some hills do have music
letsbelgo: camellll
jasaproxy: It should be loud mine or loud mountain
DigitalSeahorse: good luck at it being not unbearably hot out during the con
jasaproxy:
MegaDosX: Interesting to see how the three sets fit together in that environment (or don't, who knows)
DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
MegaDosX: Nice.
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
PhorrestGaze: I am home
MegaDosX: @PhorrestGaze Good, stay there.
DigitalSeahorse:
beat it
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
questionablchoices: !NEXT
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam, Beej, and the voice of Paul for an afternoon of adventures and reading. Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (17:10 from now).
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