TXC2: title change !
letsbelgo: Im scared and being made into soup
beowuuf:
Juliamon: time to go refresh my drink
accountmadeforants: 👀
TXC2: hi beowuuf
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I should stop snacking on my snacks
beowuuf: all snacks must be consumed by the main performance. we don't make the rules
jessicaengle: We don't?
jessicaengle: Has Big Snack finally taken it's hold on us?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm pretty sure movie theaters created that rule.
e_bloc: always has
beowuuf: Can't talk, twix in mouth
e_bloc: if you want a vision of a future, think of a boot stamping on a bag of doritos--forever
jessicaengle:
jessicaengle: Crushed doritos make an excellent salad toppin' tho. So the joke's on them
TXC2: "no outside food" has always been legally unenforceable for theaters
e_bloc: I see they have already gotten to you
Juliamon: I can't say I've ever seen anyone get tossed for bringing food in
e_bloc: I have never encountered a single theater employee remotely interested in looking in someone's purse
e_bloc: to be fair they are also usually about 15 years old
Juliamon: but I HAVE seen a guy in the JNCO era smuggle in a pair of 2Ls
TXC2: oh I brought a whole rucksack into a cinema with no issues
e_bloc: @Juliamon hell yeah
Isaac3567: I saw one person turned from the theatre when trying to carry a literal bucket of KFC in. But he just had to eat it in the food area or throw it out
beowuuf: never seen anyone taker in a chipper supper, and i think that's a line i'd draw
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy! 
I'm doing some ironing, so I'll be listening but not in chat for the first bit (this also means I won't be able to clip for a while, hint hint other clippers)
beowuuf: o7
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I worked a movie theater at 16 as an usher. Never checked any bags.
jessicaengle:
My bandwith is too low to clip 
otherwise I'd help
e_bloc: I think drawing the line at a literal bucket of chicken or a 40 is probably fair
Juliamon: Theater workers aren't paid enough to give a shit
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
Juliamon:
paronomasiac042: i worked at a theater and brought my own snacks to watch things
e_bloc: @Juliamon yeah for $9 an hour I'm not yelling at anyone over some jujubees
Nigouki: doice froinds
TXC2: CONTACT
jessicaengle: @e_bloc If I was working at a movie theater and someone was trying to sneak a bucket of chicken in their purse, I'd probably just ask them for a drumstick and let them in
jessicaengle: TODAY
beowuuf: ok, my brain is doing sommerswalts over the music
e_bloc: fair
jessicaengle: Oh, sorry....
jessicaengle: something provoked me to say TODAY
beowuuf: yesTODAY
Juliamon: Can't imagine what
e_bloc: we took the magna kai discipline of journalism
TXC2:
TODAY on the show, how many times will Adam smack into a door a die? lets find out! 
Tom_Bruise: I'm sorry, we're already at book 9? How many books are there?!
beowuuf: the pen is mightier than the sword, when you use it to scribble all the tens digits off the CS scores
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: One day, I got let off early from my shift early because it was slow, grabbed a free ticket to whatever the big movie was that week, it turned into a packed house. Oh well
jessicaengle: store dot patreon dot loading ready run something something
Juliamon: There's a LOT of books
e_bloc: 32
ContingentCat:
beowuuf:
12 for the first series, then another 8 to hit 20, then another 12 after that 
jessicaengle: Toucan Scarfs
e_bloc: maybe 33, I don't know if it counts the one they received last stream which is brand new
beowuuf: except the last twelve will be 13
Tom_Bruise: I for one can't wait until they get to Book 27, The Return of Dambodarkus
Thefluffiestguineapig: How curse is this ship?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Will it therefore curse the voyage?
spethycakes: ghost ship
chaos5896:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And if they somehow run out of books, they can do the World Of Lone Wolf books or the Freeway Warrior books
e_bloc: ok just looking at titles: The Kingdoms of Terror, Castle Death, The Jungle of Horrors, The Cauldron of Fear, The Dungeons of Torgar
e_bloc: we have 4 horrible places to go and a crockpot
beowuuf:
@AMillionCatsOnTypewriters there's some new series like autumn snow of the huntress trilogy too now
BraveOthello: Bets on Adam jumping straight into the titular cauldron?
jessicaengle: Spooky Pressure Cooker
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Sounds like being someone who travels around to help at horse shows TBH
Tom_Bruise: well yeah, that cauldron sounds like a pleasant dip
calculated_uncertainties: We need to eat first @e_bloc
TXC2:
what if those places are nice, and they just don't want tourists?
Juliamon: Terror Tureens On The Street
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Which is fair
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Or there are new gamebooks. Like there is some Cyberpunk style book that is 5 books for one adventure.
e_bloc: if somehow the cauldron is the spookiest one I will be amused
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: and like you switch between the books (and like one or two books are just extra lore)
beowuuf: maybe fear is just the name of a local lord called Lord Fear, who was known for their generosity
e_bloc: turns out its not a cauldron, actually just an air fryer
Pteraspidomorphi: A fear fryer?
e_bloc: at what temperature does fear crisp up
jessicaengle: @e_bloc Calamitously Crispy
beowuuf: soon (tm)
CaptainSpam: It is time to BOOK!
TXC2: Fear the Frier with the free Fryer
Hoplon42: Lone wolf i back baby!
jessicaengle: Byook
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: wolf!
jessicaengle: awoooooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: AWOO
jadielady: hey y'all
Juliamon: we got a flincher!
RockPusher: Got em!
spethycakes: What an open
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: gotem
letsbelgo: GOTTEM
beowuuf: hey paul! hey adam! hey beej! hey fear responses!
BlueElectivire: o/
TXC2: hello Adam and Beej and Paul on tech
Sarah_Serinde:
hello friends
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was just loud
MenomeAlice: Is this going to be like The Black Cauldron?
Wolfstrike_NL: I even saw it happening, and it got mee
e_bloc:
4444 if the tea didn't wake Beej up, that was a sure-fire help
spethycakes: I would have jumped right out of the chair
ContingentCat: getting some data
beowuuf: you're like batman who discoveres the weaknesses of all his friends just in case
TXC2: Flinching is a survival technic
beowuuf: in lrr's case, jump scares which makes things easy
e_bloc: now the one after the break, that'll get you
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
RockPusher:
accountmadeforants: This is how Adam interviews new employees. Check if they're a flincher, ask the jar question...
letsbelgo: nine nine
TXC2: the hot tub of fear
TXC2: !patreon
Nigouki: swimmable cauldron
jessicaengle: @TXC2 hot tub of stew
rosesmcgee: Streamer show cauldron
Nigouki: just mail Beej far stacks of cash
beowuuf: of emotion?
jessicaengle: Number go up!
TXC2: Paul, the man in the glass booth
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I hope we get to eat the Soup of Fear as distributed from the Cauldron of Fear by the Ladle of Fear
MenomeAlice: @TXC2 Hot Tub Time Machine of Mild Discomfort
TXC2: !dragonshield
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TXC2: MenomeAlice heck of a crossover
undecided44: Line go up? We appoint.
e_bloc: dragon shield, a great product if you want to preseve your gold in between books by hiding it somewhere
Omnipotrevor: meatball stains
accountmadeforants: Well-used character sheet
Wolfstrike_NL: The character sheet that comes out the backpocket of your pants
fragilepaper:
accountmadeforants: What matters more to you, their character sheet or their dice?
e_bloc: no because I am that person
beowuuf: i'm not judging you, i'm too disappointed
MenomeAlice: Judge not, lest ye be judged
rosesmcgee: I judge other players by every facet of their existence. As does god.
ContingentCat: does the moonbase need a laminator?
TXC2: !store
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CaptainSpam:
Judge first, lest someone else beat you to the punch. 
Toaster_Strooder: @rosesmcgee Is God just a game master?
Sarah_Serinde: just gotta go look at all the listings
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants i mean if a fellow player can't be expected to have pristine sheets and sharp edged dice, i'm not sure what we're even doing
NimrodXIV: it must be contained, until it doesn't
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej's idea is good, Adam's idea is.......not
Juliamon: god *fuck* Klarna
ContingentCat: Klarna sounds like such a trap
Juliamon: it's digital layaway
accountmadeforants: @beowuuf Hand-written character sheet on the back of an envelope, and a single D6 to emulate every single other kind of die.
calculated_uncertainties: I am not smart enough for secret shirt
accountmadeforants: It's loans
jessicaengle: It's a microloan
GasCityGaming: @calculated_uncertainties nor am i
accountmadeforants: It's loans but an app
Thefluffiestguineapig: It ends up being more expensive
TXC2: so it's a loan....eww
ContingentCat: late stage capitalism
Wolfstrike_NL: @calculated_uncertainties Check the logo shirt variants
e_bloc: pred-a-tory loans
TXC2: late stage capitalism is what
MenomeAlice: I remember when Klarna was just a European thing
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
definitely not a recession, that's what's goings on
Jillexie: WAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
e_bloc: LRR never plays that game because it maxes out at 6
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TXC2: RFK JUNIOR
tdapenguin: @beowuuf Sharp-edged dice are not as good at randomisation as rounded edges
Sarah_Serinde: yeah, no, stay that way
30teracyte: junior or senior
Tom_Bruise: relish in ignorance
Pteraspidomorphi: Good for you was also my thought
e_bloc: keep it that way
RockPusher: Indeed, genuinely, this is good for Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: RFK= The president
ContingentCat: you probably could just out of nobody looks like that
beowuuf:
@accountmadeforants I love someone somewhere has done the maths for how many d6s you need to roll, in what divisions, to emulate a d20 
ArtDecoSunburn: Again, original RFK was good. Knockoff, not so much.
Jillexie: I mean, since you are Canadian it's fine to be ignorant of RFK.
Thefluffiestguineapig: RFK Jr is the current living one
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And have worms in their brain
lirazel64: Tempting thought, there, Adam.
Nigouki: tha'ts the hope at least
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig that was JFK, RFK was his brother....who also got killed
GasCityGaming: ok, think i found secret shirt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Related to trafficking exotic animals for Jr probably
Sarah_Serinde: @Jillexie Unfortunately a lot of the things in the US end up affecting us in some way, and even if they don't, it's hard not to hear about them
xantos69: Gonna level with you... Never heard of this person before.
MenomeAlice: JFK Shot First
SnackPak_: last time on DBZ
e_bloc: your companion almost made it
Jillexie: Gnaag is after your stones.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Sr was JFK's brother
e_bloc: then got kidnapped at the very end
beowuuf: paido lasted the whole book
Omnipotrevor: If I have to say something nice, he has at least done one or two good things about fewer additives in food.
RockPusher: Oh right, Pie Dough!
Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah our buddy who we thought was going to die in the first, like, quarter of the game
Tom_Bruise: No, not Pido! Now who's gonna help us rescue Glup Shitto?
Sarah_Serinde: Lived all the way through and then got kidnapped
SnackPak_: oh yeah
e_bloc: 5 years had passed but Adam rationalized keeping his gold and oede because he put it in a condom and stuffed it inside of himself
RockPusher: ah yes, the brick
Juliamon: Omnipotrevor But also less oversight, which kinda negates that
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Sarah_Serinde and at some point thought he would betray us
Sarah_Serinde: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters oh right that too
SnackPak_: California
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig The great "what-if" in 60s American liberalism.
betweenmyself: used to go to Lake Tahoe fairly frequently
ArtDecoSunburn: Partly California.
Tom_Bruise: it's on the border between california and nevada
letsbelgo: its the border
jessicaengle: Nevada?
e_bloc: you both it
Jillexie: Cali and Nevada
ContingentCat: I thought it was part of the middle bit I don't know
e_bloc: you took the magna kai skill of skiing
TXC2: it's BOTH California and Nevada
Wolfstrike_NL: Time to ask Alan Wake for help with the cauldron lake
accountmadeforants: Lake Tahoe should secede and form its own state to simplify this.
PHNKNCL: it's a bit different but an ex vanillaware dev just put out a handmade booklike rpg on steam this weekend
calculated_uncertainties: Best fallout game
e_bloc: 1960
accountmadeforants: Eh
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm upset by you saying both!
ArtDecoSunburn: @PHNKNCL What's it called?
Tom_Bruise: doesn't matter; call nothing football, it's either soccer or gridiron
MenomeAlice: @PHNKNCL I immediately thought of Adam too when I saw that
spethycakes:
TXC2: half OR LESS
accountmadeforants:
JKBalch: Man that sustains me
Juliamon: I think it should be officially renamed Footie
e_bloc: at most
TXC2: 'cause boy was England outnumbered at Mexico
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon So we can have 1st place shitte at footie yes
e_bloc: apparently the game that columbia lost was majority columbian
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 A surprising number of murder mystery plots rely on this. Body found on the border.
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ADAM
lochnessseammonster:
hello gamers 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Teenagers have no empathy
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn yeap, become a juridiction issue
PHNKNCL: @ArtDecoSunburn Veritas Tales: Witch of the Dark Castle has a free demo
accountmadeforants: My favourite thing every world cup is a whole new batch of people finding out just how horribly corrupt FIFA is.
TXC2: hello lochnessseammonster welcome
beowuuf: o/
lochnessseammonster:
me!
beowuuf: no one's saying it's your fault...
Tom_Bruise: oh right, the Helgedadian Darkstalkers
Pteraspidomorphi: Zelda?
TXC2: Final fantasy.....or Sonic the headgehog
jessicaengle: The crystals must be found!
beowuuf: one in the terror place, one in the fear place, one in the death place, one in the horror place
lochnessseammonster: dragon ball zed
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Better than the Hegelian Darkstalkers. They're all talk.
Nigouki: wait we're 9 books in but only 30% Magna Kai?
Tom_Bruise: I have been told there's a *lot* of books
Jillexie: @Nigouki Lorestone quest didn't begin until Book 6
Omnipotrevor: Has there yet, in any of these books, been any talks about training new Kai so that you won't be the last one?
e_bloc: this is the first book of the 2nd quarter
accountmadeforants: @Nigouki We dropped out early (on account of our teachers dying) and now we have to go through a whole bunch of bureaucratic nonsense to pick our studies back up
undecided44: Frau Blucher!
beowuuf: elder magi have a pretty terrible track record with solving their own problems
Jillexie: Convenient.
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calculated_uncertainties: We're the Avatar?!
betweenmyself:
Suns of the Son? Who is this child, and why does he have so many stars? 
TXC2: hello raiders
ELD_Winterlight: Oh dang you just started? awesome
RealGamerCow: 11 years?
Tom_Bruise: It's been 11 canonical years?!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, great timing
e_bloc: why aren't they training new kai
beowuuf: yup
jessicaengle: Tute on, my son. Tute on.
TheMerricat:
@e_bloc DLC. 
Jillexie: @beowuuf Speaking of wizard problems, they should do the Grey Star books after this.
spethycakes: A tutor who tooted the flute...
tdapenguin: @e_bloc Are you asking for logic???
Tom_Bruise: I always felt like all of this stuff happened over the course of, like, 6 weeks
beowuuf: each book tends to have 1 year between then unless they blend together, and book 5 - 6 had 3
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Jillexie In like 5 years
RealGamerCow: @e_bloc After 11 years they should be back to full numbers
MenomeAlice: @Tom_Bruise We've been walking everywhere.
gualdhar: the GYATT legions? OKAY
beowuuf: @Jillexie funny to see the take on the book 11 villain in the grey star books
e_bloc: those who can, do. those who can't, teach
Juliamon: saddleback giaks
tdapenguin: @Tom_Bruise It totally has that energy, I agree
TheMerricat:
Chat, I'm beginning to think that our elder magi are incompetant.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @MenomeAlice We have had boats and airships at the start of books.
Tom_Bruise: @MenomeAlice If only Lone Wolf had uncovered the most powerful of all the ancient artifacts, the Kai Helicopter
RealGamerCow: @Juliamon I say that every time.
e_bloc: yeah we jumped off a boat
jessicaengle: We had some horses too
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: RIP all those horses
e_bloc: cloaca
jessicaengle:
beowuuf:
@TheMerricat nah, aside from when they got wiped out by the cener so they couldn't be champions anymore, couldn't defeat something with their magic so banedon had to do it for them, and now lone wolf had to wipe out castle death. Maybe lazy is a better word
RealGamerCow: So many dead horses
Thefluffiestguineapig: My brain is melting
beowuuf: saddleback gnaag
betweenmyself: Cloacia: the Land of One Hole
e_bloc: there will be a test during the intermission
MenomeAlice: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters And Adam has decided that Lone Wolf will avoid boats as much as possible
tdapenguin: Hi friend @thefluffiestguineapig
Thefluffiestguineapig: This must be what it feels like for people who don't know MtG lore. Or Skong lore
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Hi friend, I don't know these proper nouns
beowuuf: which is a shame, as the barge route in book 8 i always think is fun.
e_bloc: mtg told me thanos has a helicopter which I need to figure out
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig it kinda is, I'm like yeah that guy in that place sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Which Thanos? And did he steal it?
Omnipotrevor: I remember when that happened in Star Wars
Tom_Bruise: Screw the King, he taxed my uncle to death
beowuuf: thanoscopter best copter
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig there's more than one?
accountmadeforants: Listen we shot laser beams from our sword the one time I think the sun-realm's fine.
TheMerricat:
@e_bloc Multiverse.
e_bloc: !card The Thanos-Copter
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betweenmyself: New Coke
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc .....Technically yes? In different universes there are Merricat beat me
MenomeAlice: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's for stealing Hostess cupcakes
jamesk902: Meet the New Magic, same as the Old Magic.
BlueElectivire: Nu Magic
TheMerricat: Chat, 1+1=Fireball - New Magic.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MenomeAlice Hey, specifically Fruit pies
accountmadeforants: New Magic, for the New Nintendo 3DS
beowuuf: yup
tdapenguin: Don't worry, there are lots of proper nouns that I ignore here and it hasn't made anything make less (or more) sense @thefluffiestguineapig
ArtDecoSunburn: @betweenmyself The formula basic for Diet Magic?
jessicaengle: I haven't had a
Jillexie: You did skip him in the first book.
jessicaengle: Hostess fruit pie in many a year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Oh I'm here for Beej and Adam and Paul do ridiculous jokes
beowuuf: no, this is the first book 1 guy, who then saved us in book 5
Jillexie: Then we're forced to meet him in book 5
letsbelgo: duty
ContingentCat: hehehe duty
tdapenguin:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
MenomeAlice: Ben Ulnar?
beowuuf: hehe, duty
e_bloc: what kind of trifiling ass king seals his own missives
ArtDecoSunburn: We make many fast friends in these books, minus the steadfast companions who take crossbow bolts to the chest.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the airship is doomed
accountmadeforants: Oh hell yeah it *is* Final Fantasy now
TheMerricat:
So I downloaded the Lonewolf app onto my phone and tried playing through the first book... I'm not sure if Dice Friends ruined me or not, I think I got to the end in like... 10 moves?
beowuuf: shinies
jessicaengle: Yay a promotion!
Tom_Bruise: Wait, I was joking about the Kai Helicopter, he has a Kai Helicopter?!
beowuuf: sever hundred miles from the front line and no idea what's going on at the front of the war? sounds about right
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Kai power of hovering.
beowuuf: @Tom_Bruise flying ship
TXC2: beowuuf sounds like most generals
Tom_Bruise: what are flying ships if not big helicopters?
e_bloc: the kai discipline of VTOL
jessicaengle: @ArtDecoSunburn Better than the Kai power of hoovering
MenomeAlice: Does the flying ship count as a boat?
ClodiumSoride:
@TheMerricat the projectaon.org site has maps/graphs for each book. It's fun to see what paths Adam bypassed.
TheMerricat:
Chat, you'd think after all these years we'd have gotten rid of the name "Lone Wolf"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: lucky that the wind didn't blow out the torch there
TheMerricat:
@ClodiumSoride Oh new sidetrack unlocked.
Tom_Bruise: @TheMerricat yeah you'd figure he'd made a friend by now in eleven years
Jillexie: Some joker runs in and pours water on the torch to see what happens.
kilgaen: Glad I remembered this stream. Been missing it.
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Remember when we had to give ourselves a name in the first book and then it immediately went "lmao doesn't matter, you're Lone Wolf now". I hope at one point it makes us remember our original chosen name.
RockPusher: The cyclinder must not be harmed
ClodiumSoride: @TheMerricat I used to follow along with the graph live while watching Adam, but now I check it after, so I don't get frustrated by seeing what hemissed.
TXC2: the council dodecahedron
ArtDecoSunburn: @jessicaengle Watch us need to vacuum up crystal chards in a future book lest the Dark Lord of Dust Bunnies pervert them for ill.
JadedCynic: @Tom_Bruise heck, he seems like he works alongside multiple organizations, so it's a bit of a misnomer
beowuuf: colour me shocked
RockPusher:
e_bloc: I like to think they mistyped caldera
TheMerricat:
@ClodiumSoride 
Never watch a stream with Adam in it expecting them to care about the lore or the quest.
jessicaengle: @ArtDecoSunburn Cleanliness is next to Kai-liness
jamesk902: I thought it might be some kind of evil artefact, al a that Black Cauldron.
betweenmyself:
some Clam Chowder you should pass on 
TXC2: sci-fantasy
lochnessseammonster:
ArtDecoSunburn: I always appreciated that in Lloyd Alexander's "The Black Cauldron" there actually is a black cauldron.
kilgaen: is it a cauldron like The Black Cauldron from Prydain?
spethycakes: Sci-curious
Jillexie: Keeping my mouth shut on Book 11.
Juliamon: Depends on who you ask
ArtDecoSunburn: @kilgaen Great minds.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I enjoyed He-Man
BraveOthello: It was fun. Not great
e_bloc: jared leto plays skeletor
iris_of_ether:
WiJohn: He-Man is nothing but pronouns!
beowuuf: the plural is mans-gendering
BraveOthello: @e_bloc Unrecognizably so
Tom_Bruise: I guess they should've just called'em " "
Jillexie: Or maybe pick one that completes a circle.
beowuuf: we also get improved disciplines!
e_bloc: when they give you a god-killing sword in book 3, why train fighting
TXC2:
e_bloc for fun?
e_bloc: fair
TXC2: tutelary? interesting word
kilgaen: These books were published before internet shopping. You just had the book you found in the shop
e_bloc: yeah we got the improved invisibility which lets us throw our voice
SnackPak_:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I loved the improved skills that were added in Magnakai series
WiJohn: Back pack! Back pack!
Omnipotrevor: You'll lose your backpack soon enough anyway
lochnessseammonster:
RealGamerCow: Lone wolf would definitely have picked up a bag of holding
Tom_Bruise: well that's why we keep seven back-up backpacks
Sarah_Serinde:
are we reinventing the Luggage? 
accountmadeforants: Do we really need our backpack if we have the Sphere of Fire or whatever it's called?
Vinewood_OG: Me playing a bethesda game for the 400th time
beowuuf:
back in the day you'd have needed that +3 / +3 you'd have gotten wit hthis book
jessicaengle: We're so buff.
kilgaen: Somebody made this man his own DM and he's drunk with power
Omnipotrevor: We'll just call Adam the game genie
TXC2: we got ALL the console commands!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I was so good hitting the highest number every time when I was a kid
e_bloc: power overwhelming
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Thefluffiestguineapig: It's awful
ArtDecoSunburn: Maybe we'll run into our old friend the Vincent Price taxidermist who tried to drug us.
kilgaen: hol' up, gonna tell a bunch of firefighters. They didn't know
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ArtDecoSunburn Isn't he dead?
MenomeAlice: They were wolves
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ya, but what lever were they in WOW hmmmmm
jessicaengle: Oh boy
jessicaengle: Here we go
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah the boat hatred
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Isn't it an airship now?
TXC2: maybe sumnerlund is a bunch of islands?
e_bloc: "start however you like just not in a tavern"
kilgaen: you're setting off on a cursed voyage. How else would you start it?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they don't keep whispering cursed voyage for nothing
SalsaAndYou: the Ys special
Tom_Bruise: omg it *is* lake Tahoe
beowuuf: to afford the pirates of the caribbean theme we must have a boat
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Who knows who comes back in these books. I think he was one of the people we set on fire.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Casinos here we come!
beowuuf: dwarf still hanging from the netting where a drakkar pushed him
kilgaen: do you ever have conversations with Banedon about that time you saw him in trouble in the first book and just ignored him and turned left?
jessicaengle: This is the same airboat as before?
Tom_Bruise: perhaps we'll encounter Al Pacino getting rebuked by a sentator
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah
e_bloc: ah an eastern european child
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_: yes Beej
undecided44: 👏
public_key_reveal_party:
kilgaen: clapping right now
e_bloc:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise On flavor. We need Kai Freedo.
public_key_reveal_party: It can be both
MenomeAlice: We'll fucking clap back when he gets it wrong
jessicaengle:
betweenmyself:
in a twist, this is the book in which our protag dies and is replaced by the character Adam just voiced
Strebenherz: Get you a boss that tells the customers "you'd better fuckin' clap"
Sarah_Serinde:
letsbelgo: clap clap
BlueElectivire: clap clap clap clap clap
undecided44: 👏
beowuuf: banedon is chat, this is how you sound chat
chrono2x:
kilgaen: clapping so hard my hands are coming off
TXC2: clap clap clap
Tom_Bruise: well done on that voice Mister Streamer sir
e_bloc: sucks to suck
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Guess he is no longer blonde.
BlueElectivire: this voice reminds me of smosh
kilgaen: Banedon is so high right now
ArtDecoSunburn: Friends "of" Navisari.
BalthusHomewood: Hello dice friends
TXC2: hello BalthusHomewood welcome
e_bloc: as if
BlueElectivire: river tea
RockPusher: Ah yes, the "Friends of Banedon"
ContingentCat: wow rude
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher Yup.
BalthusHomewood: Beg pardon... An army of Gyatts?
beowuuf: giaks
jessicaengle:
undecided44: They gave no quarter... nor a dime
beowuuf: or gygax
kilgaen: one wagonload? Seems small
TXC2: undecided44 not even a nickle
e_bloc: at least they cleaned up their bowns
MenomeAlice: Not a lot of Choosing in this Adventure
e_bloc: *bones
betweenmyself:
advancing on Lake Tahoe!?! 
undecided44: 👏
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We are still in the opening scroll.
Wolfstrike_NL:
accountmadeforants: Welp RIP our air ship
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm impressed at the surprising numbers of apparent republics in this fantasy continent.
accountmadeforants: Ahhh... I still remember our air ship, such fun times we had
ArtDecoSunburn: @betweenmyself Via waterski.
Tom_Bruise: Well so much for using our helicopter, we'll have to get some stupid horse
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: More horses to die
kilgaen: thank god, the skyship will survive. The horses are dead by dawn.
MenomeAlice: Hark, a choice!
BalthusHomewood: Surely you could have sky-sailed closer THEN got down on horse
undecided44: "Hey!"
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn maybe we're in the part that is fantasy medieval Italy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not me! All the horses probably but they're doomed
e_bloc: look i've been a lone wolf for 11 years
kilgaen: still busy clapping. Cannot respond.
gualdhar: in my lane, baptized
Tom_Bruise: "Now, who among you knows anything about helicopter maintenance?
spethycakes:
jessicaengle:
accountmadeforants: @kilgaen Given what happened to horses we've left along the ride every other book, I fully expect the air ship to never be mentioned again
TXC2:
shit, I STILL look at helicopters now, and I'm 37
MenomeAlice: It's not like the Goodyear Blimp
Tom_Bruise: when we get back, the skyship will have upgraded to a deep space battle cruiser
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @accountmadeforants Except the airship has already been mentioned so it is canon.
Sarah_Serinde: The ship is a recurring thing, I expect we'll see it again
kilgaen: that's like that time you left Banedon to die
Tom_Bruise: and we'll *still* have to get stupid horses killed
e_bloc: just opening up a whole can of worms
TXC2: !findquote whisper
LRRbot:
Quote #1543: ""*whispering* Is he trying to 
us?" "I hope so. Otherwise the whole thing doesn't make sense."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
Tom_Bruise: secrets
WiJohn: @TXC2 Search and rescue does their helicopter training near my place of business, I get very distracted when they're lowering dudes out of helicopters
BraveOthello: Shopping!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Which ring?
e_bloc: and we have that bag of holding now
TXC2: WiJohn as you should, that's cool stuff
beowuuf: good thing there are no other rings with no purpose floating around
Strebenherz: @LRRbot ... I think that was from the Spud! Playthrough ircc
e_bloc: yeah we built a lorestone factory 3 years ago
kilgaen: damn, inflation hit the new edition
e_bloc: second typo so far
RockPusher: For every one gold Gowron
BalthusHomewood: They're gonna get mobbed
Tom_Bruise: oh hell yeah, buy all this boza, let's get hammered
jessicaengle:
Gotta go move laundry around, don't find any crystals until I get back plz k thx 
Wolfstrike_NL: They start floating around you
tdapenguin: I have questions about the grapes that ferment into spoilt milk
spethycakes: Cruisin' for a boza'n
goombalax: Boza DEEZ NUTZ
GamerCat88: heya gamers, are we just getting started/ have i missed anything wild?
TXC2:
RockPusher what's the Gowron to Martok conversion rate?
TheMerricat:
two meals minimum.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @GamerCat88 He avoided talking to some people. That is about it
GamerCat88: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters excellent
BraveOthello: "they murder you for your money"
Tom_Bruise: @GamerCat88 you missed us ditching the skyship in favor of yet more horses to assuredly get killed
TXC2: hello GamerCat88 we're about 10 mins in, not much has happened yet
kilgaen: ah, you've set yourself up as a mark
tdapenguin: @GamerCat88 Mostly just getting started. Tho there were a lot of nouns I ignored at the beginning
e_bloc: thinner
BalthusHomewood: Ooh, shaman
BalthusHomewood: Secondary location, let's go
kilgaen: and then they'll take you to the bridge salesman
GamerCat88: @TXC2 @tdapenguin ok cool cool, i was worried i had missed important Kai Master stuff
BraveOthello: @BalthusHomewood Well when you put it that way ...
Omnipotrevor: There's probably some neighborhoods you can get an experience a lot like that
e_bloc: the shaman hasn't received their license yet
undecided44: Don't spurn crones.... it doesn't bode well for you.
RealGamerCow: Acting like it's your annual physical. "It's that time already? Huh."
Vinewood_OG:
Wizard of Oz is my favorite isekai
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I can't wait for them to see the picture
TXC2: GamerCat88 well we got promoted to general in the opening blurb
accountmadeforants:
Our local shaman could only give me +3% Evasion and I *still* run into spider webs 
BalthusHomewood: That story tells itself
spethycakes: He can't be a good shaman if they're all so poor
BalthusHomewood: Chicken Shaman
beowuuf: wait, this one does't have a picture? thought it did
GamerCat88: @TXC2 ohh fancy
GamerCat88: We met Big Bird
e_bloc: that art tho
BalthusHomewood: Old Man: "Well, you're boned."
kilgaen: anyway, new artist I believe. It's good, but it's no Gary Chalk
beowuuf: there it is
accountmadeforants: Why'd he spread french fries all over his floor
e_bloc: me after eating 100 chicken wings
ClodiumSoride: "He's a chicken, I tell you, a giant chicken!"
fragilepaper: that nose is a point
RealGamerCow: Chicken Lady reference in 2026, wow
Omnipotrevor: That's more floor bones than I was expecting
Vinewood_OG: Our medicine man, Cluck Tuyah
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The I can't speak English one.
ArtDecoSunburn: These are the Shamans I know, I Know.
RealGamerCow: If Kids in the Hall came out today it would be the MOST meme-d show ever
undecided44: 👏
Sarah_Serinde:
letsbelgo: clap clap ͏
jamesk902: Correct choice.
iris_of_ether:
betweenmyself:
“They’re fresh; straight out of my body and onto your plate!” 
TXC2: clap clap clap
kilgaen: clapping so hard my neighbours are begging me to stop
GamerCat88:
Wolfstrike_NL:
spethycakes: just one?
goombalax: thats not a blessing
spethycakes:
e_bloc: pie dough will rebuke you three times before the cock crows
goatprince: it's beej.
GamerCat88: i mean guess we should be glad the shamman didnt lay an egg for us
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_: never!
ContingentCat: ooo pie
accountmadeforants: Hey now! I supported leaving Banedon to die!
e_bloc: I didn't vote on banedon
GamerCat88: first friends and then room mates
spethycakes: his name literally starts with BANE
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Curse your sudden but ineventiable betrayal
MenomeAlice: His name has BANE in it
lochnessseammonster: i love pie and your story choices
e_bloc: oddly the betrayer is the chicken man
kilgaen: putting humble pie in an envelope and sending it straight to you, just in case.
goombalax: "what time is it?" "the hour of Noon"
ArtDecoSunburn: @GamerCat88 If a shaman lays an egg in an RPG, I'm definitely adding it to my inventory.
TXC2: we're gonna kill 100 characters in this one episode!
BalthusHomewood: The dainty hand of the clock is upon the very prick of noon
GamerCat88: @ArtDecoSunburn hehe fair
e_bloc: no khaki is a color out of space
jamesk902: I think it comes from Hindi.
Marvoleath: "dust-colored cloth," 1857, from Urdu khaki, literally "dusty," from khak "dust," a word from Persian
kilgaen: I don't know, when did they invent the skyship?
TXC2: khaki is a mistranslation from an Indian word
tdapenguin: Khaki is from a word for dirt, if I remember
ghizmou: isn't khaki a fruit?
ContingentCat: not a lot of english words starting with kh
e_bloc: also my understanding is this does not take place in the real world
Juliamon: "dirt-coloured earth" ok
ArtDecoSunburn: Kai Power of Dung Discerning.
BalthusHomewood: I mean, You grow up in the countryside, you can differentiate between cow, horse, pig, chicken, sheep ect
e_bloc: the kai discipline of shit smelling
chrono2x: Khaki comes from the Persian word for dirt according to wikipedia
BraveOthello: From Urdu so Beej was right on region of origin
GamerCat88: khaki lore drop- is a loanword from the Persian word khâk (meaning soil or dust) and the Hindustani word khākī (dust-colored)
TXC2: Juliamon yeah, wait a minute
ghizmou: spaceship: ok suspension of belief, khaki color: hold on now
DoodlestheGreat: Some dung is better for fires than others. >_<
kilgaen: to be fair, Lone Wolf has compared so many villages and places to dung, he must be a connaisseur
ClodiumSoride: He's Han Solo?
ArtDecoSunburn: So Banedon is a Manchurian candidate?
RealLegitStreamer: isn’t that Han Solo’s origin?
beowuuf: tentarius is the huge waterway t that sp;lits the north and south continents
accountmadeforants: Lone Wolf is not known to be a fan of places outside his homeland. Smelly towns, horrible birds, dirty dirt...
ClodiumSoride: @RealGamerCow jinx
DoodlestheGreat: Awful lotta nouns.
kilgaen: "Five years later, he betrayed his so-called friend, Lone Wolf"
beowuuf: elder magi couldn't do anythjing, what a refreshing change of pace
beowuuf: shhhhhh
betweenmyself:
pneumagic? 
ArtDecoSunburn: @kilgaen "Lower Somerland. 1978 vintage. Hints of oxen entrails."
GamerCat88: sus....
kilgaen: Did he get there too late because Lone Wolf left him to die?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: us joining a wizard with a band of dwarves is basically just the Hobbit
e_bloc: this is some wendigo level insight
lochnessseammonster:
Earthenone: at least its not rapscallion level insight
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kilgaen No, everyone in the monastery besides Lone Wolf was already dead
e_bloc: yeah but lets yell at the farmhands first
Tom_Bruise: Perhaps we should yell at some farmers, if only recreationally
kilgaen: one of these days, do Creature of Havoc. That one is a trap.
goombalax: the farmers are in league with the ravens
lochnessseammonster:
e_bloc: thats just goo writing
Wolfstrike_NL: We did eat poison soup once
lochnessseammonster: pure gold
MenomeAlice: Don't talk to the farmers, they'll start asking you riddles
beowuuf: lone wolf asks you four itmes if you want to get poisoned by the suspicious taxidermist, or gives you give opportunities to not die on the rooftops
Tom_Bruise: well yea, you gotta commit to pulling that lever
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Don't want to fall out of practice. It's an earned skill.
tdapenguin: @Tom_Bruise Lone wolf has to be judgy to locals face-to-face
kilgaen: imagine deciding to pull a lever and not doing it. That'd be so embarrassing.
tenthtechpriest: dude takis?
ArtDecoSunburn: These farmers know nothing of RFK, Jr.
e_bloc: they also know nothing about what direction anything is
GamerCat88: Takas aka takis
beowuuf:
@kilgaen i love that book. i fear adam would just die to bad dice rolls before getting a single choice
letsbelgo: clap clap
brainbosh: Plain folk, salt of the earth. You know, morons
e_bloc: nevermind Banedon saved us
accountmadeforants: All because Lone Wolf thought their fire was smelly
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I thought our appetite was destroyed.
e_bloc: they just said we didnt want to eat
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if we were going to eat a meal anyway, why couldn't we just eat the soup
kilgaen: @beowuuf Valid. And then die because he has no idea what people are saying. And then because he made exactly one wrong choice.
WiJohn: Because the soup was all icky!
Juliamon: The fire was suppressing our appetite
ArtDecoSunburn: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether Dung soup?
e_bloc: and on the way to navasari you met seven princes and those seven princes each had seven wives
brainbosh: I was waiting for a "the only crossing for the river is to the west" and you waste time going north
Tom_Bruise: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether well, after mastering the Kai Discipline of Chip Butty, why would Lone Wolf settle for soup?
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Oohh. Musical number?
MenomeAlice: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether You can eat food, or you can eat food that smells of literal shit. Which would you choose?
SnackPak_: rad
beowuuf: oh yeah. so much later
e_bloc: holy shit
Tom_Bruise: what honorable squires these kobolds must be
CaptainSpam: Just some dude named Sidara who goes around and updates all the signs that point to him.
kilgaen: yeah dude
RealGamerCow: magic bazooka
rosesmcgee: Mafe-zooka
RealGamerCow: they're dogwater at combat though.
SnackPak_: thats a mortar team
TXC2: magic AT88
rosesmcgee: mage-zooka
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin That's the joy of travel!
kilgaen: when we get to the magic bazooka, pretend to be surprised
GamerCat88: hehe booty
PharaohBender27: OK, done ironing. I *trust* someone clipping Adam getting Beej at the start.
RealGamerCow: thats rad
accountmadeforants:
TXC2:
on the back of a Koran?
LoadingReadyRun: need subtitles
e_bloc: the fuck he just call me
accountmadeforants: Clearly the Kraan does not have the Kai Discipline of Helicopter
BraveOthello: Caw (strangled)
GamerCat88: dakka daka
ClodiumSoride: funny thing: "orgadak", the Giak word for human, translates as "red white", AKA "pink"
e_bloc: I'd like to point out we have greater invisibility
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Galloping away is also probably for cowards.
rosesmcgee: Avoiding combat is the interesting choice, I guess
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Didn't spend the time to master the skills, silly beast.
TXC2:
ClodiumSoride so they've met a black person then?
e_bloc: I think you brough one too many horses
beowuuf:
@ClodiumSoride cool, never knew / spotted that
ClodiumSoride: @TXC2 well, they've evil, and also stupid
kilgaen: this one. This one will be our friend.
tdapenguin: @ClodiumSoride is that for the colour of our insides?
TXC2: ClodiumSoride like most racists
accountmadeforants: They did explain that the "invisibility" power was more like... you can use your knowledge of the land and culture to become kinda unremarkable. And Lone Wolf has not actually shown that much knowledge of the land and culture other than it being smelly.
e_bloc: as a warning to the rest of them
TheMerricat: Chat, what sort of cookies would Giak Scouts sell every summer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Salt
Tom_Bruise: well good thing we knocked that kobold's leg off, now we have more food to eat instead of the soup
GamerCat88: @TheMerricat Mud slide cookies
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants so lone wolf is too judgy to actually use the invisibility, serves him right
kilgaen: dude, you're being speciesist
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants He dumped all his local knowledge points into "aromas of"
GamerCat88: Randomly, there are a bunch of one-legged foes across the map. That's how we know where we have been...
tdapenguin: thanks @PharaohBender27 !
schordash:
not again 
Tom_Bruise: if only these kobols knew the Kai discipline of bathing
Marvoleath: "Is it a knife in your pocket or are..." "nvm, it was a knife"
kilgaen: turns out yeah. Made of knives and some other stuff.
e_bloc: y'all just travel with a crystal decanter
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Thin Mites.
RealGamerCow: Members Only jacket
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I fully expect to need a crystal decanter on this journey
Wolfstrike_NL: Not all with our limitless inventory?
schordash:
ArtDecoSunburn: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether "You don't have the Kai Discipline of Decanting?"
tdapenguin: i want the silver candlestick -- pretty sure the story would morph into cluedo/clue
jessicaengle: It was made from genuine chaos emeralds!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin It was Lone Wolf in the alley with the candlestick
beowuuf: sad gary chalk no longer doing art in the books now, but still some great illustrations by brian williams
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin A murder mystery gimmick would be fun.
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MenomeAlice: Bet you run into a werewolf you need silver for later, and you go "Damn, if only I had that candlestick"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So far everything has been optional side things you can do, no actual branching.
accountmadeforants: No but I've met people like that
v_nome: No I hope they don't see me
ContingentCat: lol no I don't want to know about my hometown, I left for a reason
GasCityGaming: Not really no
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've met people like that but I hope people who knew me as a kid often don't see me
kilgaen: okay, but you have internet to tell you. It's different if you no other way to find out.
PharaohBender27: Dang
ContingentCat: wow
RealGamerCow: That's so cool
GamerCat88: cool Paul lore
Dog_of_Myth: That's cool
schordash:
tdapenguin: new paul lore dropped!
LoadingReadyRun: spend hours listening to Banedon's account of his last warhammer 40k campaign
spethycakes: wow
MenomeAlice: Whenever I see my friend from my hometown it's always: "Town still shit?" "Yeah"
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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accountmadeforants: Bye TXC!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam, Beej and Paul
tdapenguin: bye @TXC2 !
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, TXC2!
beowuuf: might txc2
accountmadeforants: Alright, time to bring out TXC3 now that this one's spent.
RealGamerCow: lovka, Slovian? The vaguely eastern european accent might be right!
e_bloc: family style
schordash: a room with a moose
tdapenguin: moooooose!
e_bloc: its wartime
kilgaen: clapping so hard I destroyed the speed of sound
accountmadeforants: YEAH
accountmadeforants: FREE
ContingentCat: yess
schordash:
Wolfstrike_NL:
BlueElectivire: ayyyy
ContingentCat: time for the sugar baby life
e_bloc: lets play gold pouch roulette
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Give out 3 gold to beggars? fine. Pay for a room for the same amount? hell no
accountmadeforants: "Ohhhh, damn, I forgot to exchange my Sommerland currency for the local stuff...."
kilgaen: Lone Wolf been spending the entire trip calling Banedon a snake. Meanwhile...
v_nome: Banedon plans to smother us with a pillow, so he needs us in the room to do it
e_bloc: last time we kept our money because we (canonically) stored our gold and oede in our rectum for 5 years in a condom
Vinewood_OG: US Treasury taking notes
RealGamerCow: the pouch opens and the gold just pours out for 10 minutes.
ArtDecoSunburn: @v_nome Irony -- he betrays us because he resents how cheap we've become.
v_nome: @ArtDecoSunburn That would be pretty good too
MenomeAlice: 'TIS NO MAN
e_bloc: haaland's eating 6k a day at the world cup
gualdhar: pro football players can eat up to 7k a dayt
accountmadeforants: You can hit that pretty easily with sugary nonsense, but not with regular food yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Michael Phelps ate like 9k at his height of calories
GamerCat88: 4k is like a trip to Cheesecake Factory
MenomeAlice: "Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL HE COULD EAT!?"
ghizmou: it helps when you have sleep apnea
RealGamerCow: Sumo wrestlers eat over 10,000 a day, every day
rosesmcgee: Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder. Nobody wants to lift this heavy ass weight
ContingentCat: peanut butter by the spoon
jessicaengle: I bet the average american eats 2.5k per day.
jessicaengle: Like the middle of the bell curve
Thefluffiestguineapig: Michael Phelps hated trying to figure out how to eat that much because it because hard to figure out HOW TO GET THAT MANY CALORIES
ArtDecoSunburn: I assume a dirty bulk is eating loose uranium?
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig drink only simple syrup?
GasCityGaming: 2k is about an average for a day for folks.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Are you. including people who don't have enough to eat?
Vinewood_OG: I'm cultivating mass
jessicaengle: @Thefluffiestguineapig No.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin No because you need minimum protein and things for the fact he was doing literal HOURS OF SWIMMING
BraveOthello: Gambling?! I'm in!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gambling? I'm in!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
e_bloc: gambling? we have divination
ClodiumSoride: three pounds!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Riddle time!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because for Americans I'm better it might be higher than 2.5K
beowuuf: yeeeeeeeeeeeees
Thefluffiestguineapig: HAHAHAHAHHAA
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig clearly needed to swim in soup /s
accountmadeforants: I think the only somewhat "normal" food I could eat that could get me well over 2500 calories in a day is kapsalon (tin full of fries covered in döner and cheese, and hidden from God beneath a salad).
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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kilgaen: haha, you got trapped
ArtDecoSunburn: This is why Banedon betrays us. We gamble away all his money on riddles.
RealGamerCow: Accurate rural bar bullshit
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@tdapenguin Yes, higher viscosity is the answer
e_bloc: you could say the same thing about poker
ContingentCat: so they get around the law by doing it anyway
kilgaen: that means there's no money to win
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow This is how competitive thumb wars became a thing. Or competitive face slapping. These are both real sports
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants I like the implication it is hidden like an ortolan.
accountmadeforants: Time to guess genders again!
Tom_Bruise: well what's the point of walking into a game hall and not play
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn No god can see you under a thin sheet
e_bloc: hide the brick riddle in every book
beowuuf: all in
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a great clip
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Gamble the sommersword
RealGamerCow: Bet all of Banedons gold
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig God is like alpha particles?
accountmadeforants:
@ArtDecoSunburn Once you start dumping on the sambal and garlic sauce you do need to bust out the ortolan sheet yeah 
circusofkirkus: Laser sword!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Or light
ContingentCat: the crystal decanter
chrono2x: 3 meals is the big brain choice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got a riddle wrong
Vinewood_OG: Soft lock the campaign in 1
schordash:
Tom_Bruise: "Don't look at me, I had to put up *some* kind of collatoral!"
kilgaen: honestly, that makes you a Lando Calrissian
PharaohBender27:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen Frfr
ContingentCat: does betting with it count as using it?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The funniest thing is going to happen
JKBalch: "Bet this dagger"
kilgaen: speaking of daggers....
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accountmadeforants:
rosesmcgee: Dagger of Uninsurability
JKBalch: "Well know we gotta switch decks, you skewered the king of clubs"
beowuuf: dagger of 80% chance of winning this book because we've remembered this dagger exists, back in the day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maximum cinema
schordash: not to be mistaken as levers
Vinewood_OG: Medieval beyblades
kilgaen: five, no?
accountmadeforants: Oh my fucking god it's another ratios math puzzle I love it
spethycakes: @Vinewood_OG faeblades
chrono2x: 2 years?
PharaohBender27: I think I figured it out
revjakenash: I'm late to lonewolf!
SnackPak_: our worst enemy, algebra
RealGamerCow: 5?
Tom_Bruise: can't we just grab the dagger and make a run for it?
GasCityGaming: 5
GasCityGaming: I think?
Juliamon: I'm imagining a kid going "moooom, I finished my math homework, can I read my new Lone Wolf book now?" and getting here
ContingentCat: but how long has it been since it was new?
tdapenguin: it's interesting that these riddles are just math problems
RealGamerCow: Divide Loen's age by 3
jessicaengle: Solve for x
SnackPak_: help us Paul
betweenmyself: “If this dagger leaves Cloasia traveling toward the capitol at 50 miles per hour…”
Pheonix888: Five?
Wolfstrike_NL: Loen was 10, dagger is now half that, Loen is now 15, so the dagger is 5
schordash:
ContingentCat: so 5 yeah
rosesmcgee: I hate this new math
TheMerricat:
Paul with the science.
circusofkirkus:
just one of us?
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul with the logic
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It was far more than one of us.
schordash:
spethycakes:
beowuuf: boom
PharaohBender27:
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
what, no crystal decanter?
e_bloc: and then they gas you
tdapenguin: ooooh, fancy options
NovahTalAura: ohhhh honour is spelt the correct way
NovahTalAura: the Canadian way!
kilgaen: ah, apologies. I figured you weren't that interested in doing the math
jamesk902: No esteemed deed is recorded here.
accountmadeforants: Scroll of Honour is for when you want Stolen Valour
MenomeAlice: Gold Dust is useful against Cybermen, clogs up their filters
kilgaen: honour has been corrupted
NovahTalAura: No U? BOooooo
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Joe Dever is British.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen Pfffft, this is the stream where they don't do the combat but we do the weird stuff with the maps. We are we for the jokes
NovahTalAura: BOOO THAT BOOK
Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMNIT
accountmadeforants: What the fuck this guy knows MATH
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
win one hand and get kicked out of the casino
Marvoleath: It's just a scroll with kanji that means "honour"
TheMerricat: Chat I want to ask you, what sort of famers were these guys who HAD that stuff on them to bet?
kilgaen: "wait the foreigner didn't get hustled? We can't have that."
undecided44: 👏
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants all the local farmers are related to serge and it's before 11pm, so
kilgaen: @TheMerricat Farmers in Stardew Valley?
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Assuming they're not serfs then farmers would probably be pretty rich. (Even if their fires are smelly)
TheMerricat:
jessicaengle:
e_bloc:
BraveOthello: "gyuck" was a funnier name
spethycakes:
Tom_Bruise: Damn these Helgedadian Darkstalkers, they're scaring all the hoes
Wolfstrike_NL:
jessicaengle:
rosesmcgee: Vote em out. Primary those fuckers.
accountmadeforants:
kilgaen: you know what, I don't think I'm clapping for this
MenomeAlice: John Goodman, everyone!
ghizmou:
PharaohBender27:
spethycakes: Someone hand this man a VA contract
tdapenguin:
schordash:
ContingentCat: o// clap clap clap
accountmadeforants:
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
kilgaen: I broke my hands clapping on the last one
RealGamerCow:
ContingentCat: It just seemed so natural
NovahTalAura: *golf clap*
schordash: i'm busy getting into the women and children wagon
Tom_Bruise: we can't clap, we're still in shock from that performance
jessicaengle: He's our generation's Meryl Streep!
betweenmyself:
I can’t clap when I’m so busy wiping away my tears! 
jessicaengle:
tdapenguin: a single crystalline tear, please
Tom_Bruise: @jessicaengle hell yeah, Meryl Streep into Viola Davis into Adam
ArtDecoSunburn: @jessicaengle Savidan's Choice.
tdapenguin: how come the room isn't smelly?
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MenomeAlice: It's not best practice to clap when phoning The Oscars
undecided44: 👏
accountmadeforants: What a job
schordash: it's time to eat yer rice and chikin
PharaohBender27:
accountmadeforants: Man I'd take that job
schordash:
goombalax: they always hit us with "you can sleep when you're dead"
kilgaen: there was a point when me and my brother would prank each other awake with a bucket of water. Because cartoons are terrible teachers.
MenomeAlice: Just disconnect the phone on Saturday night
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he's been plotting this since we left him in the forest
e_bloc: to serve magna kai
schordash:
DarkMorford: Hi chat!
KeytarCat: "All he eats is fuckin RABBIT!"
spethycakes: Banedon is Armie Hammer?
tdapenguin: hi @DarkMorford
schordash:
accountmadeforants: HIya DarkMorford
kilgaen: everytime Banedon does something kind for you: "Bastard," whispered Lone Wolf under his breath.
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy, @DarkMorford !
RealGamerCow: That was a weird sentence, using highway as an adjective
kilgaen: nice
PharaohBender27: Nice!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nice
Marvoleath: Principalin? Wasnt that the star wars villain?
Marvoleath:
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PharaohBender27: Also Paul's version said "lined" instead of "bordered" which makes more sense
schordash:
tdapenguin: @Marvoleath nah, tht's the name for when the principal of a school/org/etc thinks he's "cool and hip"
MenomeAlice: @Marvoleath No, it was the curious fellow with the unforgettable luncheon
spethycakes: "We're now starting our approach to <fill in city name here>" is a thing on planes
TheMerricat: Lone Wolf is shy.
e_bloc: we have no jurisdiction
ContingentCat: we love an ally
ContingentCat: happy pride
tdapenguin: @spethycakes yeah.
TheMerricat:
@ContingentCat Except the old man said allies are going to betray us!
dolphgrim: Happy slurpee day.
dolphgrim: To those who celebrate
Seneschal_JWS: "The Hedgehog Knight"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @dolphgrim I got 2!
dolphgrim: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters 😮 amazing!
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat oh dang right, no allies
TheMerricat:
300 - How many soldiers did you bring? "None, we are all potters."
spethycakes: fuckin' Steven
PharaohBender27:
DoodlestheGreat: That was nice. I stepped out to do my laundry and ran into someone giving out free popsicles. Life is good.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Riders of Rohan!
TheMerricat: @DoodlestheGreat WOOT WOOT!
chrono2x: You do
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: No, you dont
accountmadeforants: Imagine what our Advanced Kai Sixth Sense could do
kilgaen: time to ask this man if they know who you are
TheMerricat: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You had to talk to the people at the start
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat I wish they gave you popsicles everytime you do the wash.
GamerCat88: Bane is like ahh finally my moment has come
SnackPak_:
BrindleBoar: roasted
jessicaengle:
kilgaen: dang, you were exactly correct
DoodlestheGreat: Only in the Summer. In the winter, hot cross buns.
Pheonix888: Where was your 6th sense when you met all those monks last time?
GamerCat88: doesnt general out rank sergeant...
accountmadeforants: That's on us for taking the Kai Discipline of Clowning
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It probably depends on how far away you are from home.
RealGamerCow: "This weapon?" Pulls out the super magical laser sword
Seneschal_JWS: "He's wearing a green cloak - the traditional Anarian uniform of the professional clown!"
tdapenguin: pew pew pew!
r10pez10: whoa, hardcover book
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kilgaen: well, they did a stop and search
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @r10pez10 Yeah, Adam uses the new version of the books
kilgaen: ew
jessicaengle: Eeeeeeeewwww
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spiderman?
ContingentCat: spiderman?!
sporkraptor: eeewww
r10pez10: wtf did i walk in on
Seneschal_JWS: Spider-Banedon, Spider-Banedon, does whatever a Spider can
e_bloc: the magna kai discipline of silly string
sporkraptor: I like that the two responses are "spiderman!" and "eeewwww"
DoodlestheGreat: Eh, got rid of excess weight.
kilgaen: wasn't the jewelled mace also a special item?
Seneschal_JWS: Banedon and Lone Wolf are just ROOMMATES
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GamerCat88: common law marriage hasnt kicked in yet
ContingentCat: yeahhhh rommmates~
kilgaen: you've been calling him a snake all day
DoodlestheGreat: The Odd Couple.
schordash:
goatprince: that's called Brotherhood.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the cheese incident
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, The Deep Lore
Seneschal_JWS: "The patrol recognise your traditional Kai balls, and let you pass"
r10pez10: touhou hills
gualdhar: tutelary tutelary golly what a day
tdapenguin: i'm beginning to think i understand why all of our horses die
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You would only ever not be at the rank if you skip a book.
accountmadeforants: @tdapenguin There's always more horses in the clopazine
PharaohBender27:
spethycakes:
ContingentCat: o// clap clap clap
tdapenguin:
accountmadeforants:
kilgaen: if you know the arrow is coming, it cannot hit you. That is science.
Omnipotrevor: Not picking the opposite of what Banadon says to do?
jessicaengle: Yay Doom Wolves! Boop the snoot.
tdapenguin: @jessicaengle oh, that's what our scroll of honour is for! booping hte snoot!
r10pez10: mario kart
dolphgrim: Question: How do I get my eyes to "glint evilly"? 🤔
KeytarCat: I choose to pronounce Giak as Jack
e_bloc: stone cold
schordash:
schordash:
spethycakes: that sounds like a stretched bladder more than anything else
tdapenguin: @dolphgrim they are glinting whilst being in the face of the one attacking you?
Seneschal_JWS: WHAT IS IT WITH BANEDON SPURTING TODAY?
tdapenguin: @dolphgrim but yeah, you're right that that adverb is doing a bit of lifting
ArtDecoSunburn: @dolphgrim Kai Discipline of Glinting?
r10pez10: i can't tell if doomwolf is a cool name or a bad name
goatprince:
oh no 
ClodiumSoride: unlucky
schordash: sounds plausible
kilgaen: so it has to come from your mouth?
dolphgrim: @tdapenguin So you're saying I can't get them to evilly glint naturally? 😟
jessicaengle: Mmmm coconut shramp
e_bloc: it is a month with an r in it
tdapenguin: @dolphgrim i suppose i shouldn't put limits on other people's aspirations
schordash: that's his secret power
MenomeAlice: @r10pez10 Good band name
spethycakes: Doomwolf: "Goodbye, cruel world"
accountmadeforants: The Kai Discipline of Refrigeration
schordash: a bag of dehydrated shellfish
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dehydrated shrimp?
spethycakes: Imitation Crab
RealGamerCow: Another dead horse coming?
kilgaen: "But why would Banedon betray me?"
accountmadeforants: Oh hell this horse ain't out here to die, it's out here to KILL
KeytarCat: oh yeah, that's roommate description
accountmadeforants: Oh fun we get to learn Giak curses
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cheated at picking the random number in Lone Wolf? Never!
MenomeAlice: "Your Sommerland sports team is trash!"
Seneschal_JWS: @accountmadeforants Let's not forget that if Adam knew Giak curses, he wouldn't have got poisoned last book...
DoodlestheGreat: "Them Duke boys dun get away again!"
ClodiumSoride: Okaka nogjat jokog ezog!
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat Who knew Doomriders were thwarted by county lines.
ShaneLeeAtk: They know their jurisdiction
Seneschal_JWS: Perhaps soon they will give you some kind of city, or dungeon, or perhaps a CAULDRON?
Wolfstrike_NL: The Castle had us starting right there?
accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn Having never actually paid attention when Dukes of Hazard was on, is that actually what happens? They commit crimes but they do it across the border so they can't be persecuted? That's hilarious.
TheMerricat: Chat, Adam hates the outside confirmed. You heard it here.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS Maybe it's an optimistic caudron metaphor for the melting pot of immigration? "Diversity makes Sonderland great!"
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat In character for Lone Wolf it seems
Seneschal_JWS: NOstalgia for getting attacked by rats...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Every time Ben invites him camping this is reaffirmed yes
kilgaen: I do think that the open land gives the opportunity to run away, which makes less sense inside a dungeon
ArtDecoSunburn: Kai Discipline of Detecting Absence of Men.
ContingentCat: wow
jessicaengle: ummmm
goatprince: the what
Bruceski: That is a bordello
spethycakes: That sounds like an adult club
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You want to come to my velvet fortress?
KeytarCat: fairy mound of dragonkind?
TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants The main 'villains' run the county, but the State Police know they are corrupt, so if the boys can get out of town most of the time they can sic the state police on them.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was Heather mad?
ContingentCat: a kind of fear
kilgaen: the ministry of tourism is seriously understaffed
Seneschal_JWS: Great, Banedon spurted twice, and now we're at the Velvet Fortress
spethycakes: did these books just take an X-rated turn??
MenomeAlice: There were no women at that staff meeting
Strebenherz: okay back from work, why is beej dying?
Bruceski: *meets thwe complainer's eyes* "Yes. It does."
goombalax: Dennis Hopper: "you ever been to the velvet fortress?
Strebenherz: OH, we're going to the velvet fortress. That explains it
GamerCat88: it is a mighty velvet fortress
Strebenherz: 10/10 city name
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Ya wanna buy some Death sticks? Keep calling it the velvet fortress"
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat I like the implication of the villani being a seersucker wearing probate judge and his sheriff minion. Only the troopers can cleanse their corruption.
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat I wanna make some glib comment but neat
ContingentCat: soldierly sure is a word sure
ArtDecoSunburn: @GamerCat88 A lesser Lutheran hymn.
kilgaen: thanks, beej
whatthebus: I hear the velvet fortress is very welcoming
RealGamerCow: Banedon is totally leading you to your doom
BalthusHomewood: Fish, meet barrel
accountmadeforants: Lmao it keeps coming back to the invitation
kilgaen: thank god you didn't speak to those guys at the beginning.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You don't
GamerCat88: we have the scrol
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You needed to talk to those people at the start
chrono2x: Was it with the King's order?
TheMerricat:
You skipped the people who would have given it to you at the start.
BalthusHomewood: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters That's some adventure game silliness
jessicaengle: "We're here for the spooky crock pot!"
accountmadeforants: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I honestly love this. The game giving you an opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot at the very start.
tdapenguin: is "the tahou cauldron" some sort of reality tv cookery show?
BalthusHomewood: AAAAAHHH
Vinewood_OG: Sex cauldron? I thought that place got shut down!?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
"and then he said he wanted to enter our cauldron... so we shot him a bunch"
kilgaen: perfect
chrono2x: hahaha
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
spethycakes:
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accountmadeforants: Hey now it's giving us extra story!
RealGamerCow: That's great
Vinewood_OG: Consistency.
BalthusHomewood: @Vinewood_OG No, that was the Sex Pit
Wolfstrike_NL:
kilgaen: the only times you skip encounters it's for the important plot stuff
Strebenherz: time to dismount in the city of velvet
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen He also skipped the wizard in the first book
kilgaen: @Thefluffiestguineapig I remember
spethycakes: Kate Beaton ponies
shendaras: Ponies that have done a murder or two
BalthusHomewood: Retractable Horse
ContingentCat: your feet are barely off the ground yeah lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Depending on the size of the pony they might be on the ground, some ponies have height and weight restrictions
BalthusHomewood: Starlord who?
kilgaen: "So you're saying you had the opportunity to get an Invitation and you decided not to talk to them?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are 3 pony sizes, small medium and large. Large ponies anyone can ride, medium gets dicey and small there's normally a height issue
Wolfstrike_NL: "It's that guy that keeps leaving cripples everywhere"
tdapenguin: @kilgaen "it was gonna be a whole thing. it was just more simple to not talk to anyone. ever."
r10pez10: before adam was forcefed chips
RealGamerCow: "How about Saturday afternoon
RockPusher: and then we bullied Adam into doing a 24h
beowuuf: o7 gamehaus
BalthusHomewood: Turns out it was a bit like saying " I think I'd like to try crack
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RockPusher:
kilgaen: You should have hired someone to take care of your paperwork
GamerCat88: need to cut through that red tape
Wolfstrike_NL: We even have a scroll of honour
BalthusHomewood: I need a hall pass
SnackPak_: a note pined to our jacket
tdapenguin: lone wolf: "i'm here to help. i'm from a different government than the one you have here."
RealGamerCow: "We tried to give you an invitation, what happened"
TheMerricat:
Something like a... passport.
YFiddler:
chrono2x: booo
jessicaengle: Awww, our stuff!
RealGamerCow: Do they think you're Banedon's side kick?
Scy_Anide: I remember that being a plot point in Abercrombie's Best Served Cold, having to put up posters as propaganda in favor of the protagonist.
kilgaen: There was supposed to be a sign that said "talk to these people for an Invitation" but it hadn't been repainted
Omnipotrevor: They're not lost though. You basically still know where it all is
kilgaen: god, I hope one of these city guards is available to save the world from the Darklords
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: good thing we found the hidden door right before the final boss
rosesmcgee: First order of business when we get the laser sword back is lay waste to this place.
BalthusHomewood: "you then die of old age"
tdapenguin: ugh, nevermind the baddies, we're gonna die of microbiome
Wolfstrike_NL: One of the few times we don't have a skill
GamerCat88: we have more than one haunch
BalthusHomewood: Slav Sqat soeep
jessicaengle: It's raw sewage and mold
jessicaengle: I'd haunch it
ArtDecoSunburn: Well, the floor is made of velvet, no?
BalthusHomewood: "I'm already on my feet"
BalthusHomewood: @jessicaengle #Haunchin'It
tdapenguin: @BalthusHomewood they push you to the ground and theeeen the poke you, demading you to stand
DarkMorford: An "escort," huh?
kilgaen: imagine if you'd been invited
rosesmcgee: Yelp review? Scathing
spethycakes: They've made a huge mistake
rosesmcgee: "Now say you'll live to regret this"
BalthusHomewood: @rosesmcgee Google Maps score? Abysmal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
kilgaen: they've got quotas. That's why you got sent here.
GamerCat88: they just kill the same guy over and over
BalthusHomewood: "you'll rue the day!" Also works
gualdhar: nah you just need to have 365 kids every year
LurkerSpine: replace that full-time executioner with a part-timer
Wolfstrike_NL: There's a lot of kids coming from the Velvet
RockPusher: Cities could outgrow plagues
RealGamerCow: Can't, the executioner union says work has to be spread out
NotCainNorAbel: or very wide
GamerCat88: o7
MenomeAlice: Lake Tahoe security does NOT fuck around
ContingentCat: the french revolution started putting people on boats and sinking them when the guillotine wasn't efficiant enough
YFiddler: so, let's nope
betweenmyself: spin a wheel to execute? what is this, Let’s Nope?
RealGamerCow: They execute on Tuesdays, at 5 Pm Pacific
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
Bruceski: The executioner is paid per swing, and this schedule was set up by management to prevent him from having any days off. They're trying to force him to quit.
kilgaen: if you have at least 7 people to kill a day, you're clearly amassing rebels at too high a rate
GamerCat88: bless you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Generally a name like that is making up for something
jessicaengle:
tdapenguin: @ContingentCat .....oh geeez
BalthusHomewood: Wheel. Of. "Well Shit"
ArtDecoSunburn: @MenomeAlice Casinos, man.
kilgaen: *7 people to kill a week
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
ContingentCat: @tdapenguin yeah they weren't called the terrors for nothing
Thefluffiestguineapig:
BalthusHomewood: @Bruceski Jokes on them, he's into it
accountmadeforants: There's no jury, just this coin I flip
kilgaen: it's worse than the Phoenix Wright timeline
TheMerricat: You are suspected of being a spy.
ArtDecoSunburn: Twist -- all crimes here are deemed to merit the death penalty.
Astramentha: This is why you don’t talk to cops
BalthusHomewood: "Your honor, the guard was intimidated by my massive penis."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Yeah, the guillotine was specifically designed to remove the aspect of skill from execution and be more humane. Many people think it is the most humane method of execution for the person who is being executed
beowuuf: yes! our boooooy!
spethycakes: Where is Banedon in all this?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat Robespierre had places to be, things to do.
GasCityGaming: like the robot from Clone High
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes He was being interrogated
Seneschal_JWS: Will Gwynian recuse himself based on past contact?!
kilgaen: you done both
BalthusHomewood: The gut
spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig suspicious
jessicaengle: YES! THE HUT!
GamerCat88: yes both
Seneschal_JWS: You did both
Jillexie: Book 6
BalthusHomewood: Hut?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: pretty sure you did
jessicaengle: AWOO
Seneschal_JWS: Hut is Book 4
Strebenherz: @spethycakes auspicious!
beowuuf: we have! it's hutman sage guy!
Sarah_Serinde: I remember a hut
Seneschal_JWS: Varetta is Book 6
tdapenguin: we've been to huts before
Izandai: @ArtDecoSunburn Like get guillotined.
thebrainnopinky: definitely
Bruceski: Can you give us a bit more of a reminder, book?!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we've visited so many huts
spethycakes: @Strebenherz Praise Belopa
GamerCat88: we enjoy the lore
tdapenguin: ajony!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej takes notes, BUT THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS
shendaras:
beowuuf:
read it many rimes
ArtDecoSunburn: We did that hut. The toll road book.
PharaohBender27: The Hive Mind strikes again!
jessicaengle: I remember because the hut on raider's road has come up several times
rosesmcgee: Same reason you don't know who RFK is
Strebenherz: gotta get your freak out for adam and beej
TheMerricat:
You are more entertaining to us than we are to you Adam.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Imagine doing this without the hive mind
beowuuf: varetta part is near the end
PharaohBender27:
Astramentha: If one person remembers we ALL remember
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig no thanks, that sounds hard
ButButTheJesus: !listen
beowuuf: hut thing is start book 4
Seneschal_JWS: Book 4 part is really early in it
accountmadeforants: Imagine doing these books at the time they came out. How the fuck are you remembering something from several years ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin You wouldn't remember anything!
kilgaen: this man kills at least 7 people a week
rosesmcgee: And now.. you die
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
ClodiumSoride: is Varetta guaranteed? Maybe the question is more "have you played all books up to this now?"
RockPusher: Wait, so he's the one executing people left right and centre?
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Seneschal_JWS: The only person you've met more is Banedon I think. (Paido tied for second)
BalthusHomewood: "Destiny is a bitch, Line Wolf."
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Thefluffiestguineapig: You walked into the city
Seneschal_JWS: You can skip the hut in Book 4. Can't recall if you can skip meeting him in Book 6.
tdapenguin: being a low-down dirty spy
TheMerricat:
Chat, this is where we find out that the actual betrayer was the village chief who gave us our prophesy.
RealGamerCow: "Y'know, crimes."
PharaohBender27: This sergeant is going to get demoted
kilgaen: if this was anyone else who did the exact same thing, they'd be killed.
BalthusHomewood: Gwynion "Did you not notice he indeed has a massive penis!"
Omnipotrevor: This is way better than breaking out or getting a pass would have been
SnackPak_:
rosesmcgee: The magistrate gives you a free punch to the gate guard on your way out.
Astramentha:
BalthusHomewood: Sad axe man
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me too
chrono2x: You should get your mace back too
kilgaen: you are not innocent of having done a crime. You're innocent of being a pleb.
GamerCat88: time to trade places dude
Wolfstrike_NL: "Have you not heard of this man // legendary warrior?"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what is this man's crime? "claiming to be Lone Wolf"
betweenmyself: so this guy remembers you, but otherwise he sends TONS of people to their death
Bruceski: @rosesmcgee Seven of those gets you a small coffee
GamerCat88: and a welcome party
Pteraspidomorphi: betweenmyself: He's a kindly man. The death penalty is kinder than the whipping!
Brozard: Jack Reacher
Vinewood_OG: Jack Reacher
southern_woodsman: Reacher
TheMerricat:
It still amuses me they thought Tom Cruise could pull of Jack Reacher.
Mr_Horrible: blud think he on the team
MenomeAlice: BOO, NO CLAPPING, YOU STUMBLED ON THE VOICE
accountmadeforants: "And that made me vindictive, Lone Wolf. That fire convinced me to kill someone every day."
Seneschal_JWS: Gwynian survived because he was sent out to chop wood for being bad at his job, shocking news.
PharaohBender27: Well there might be more than one magistrate
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "ya, but he's nice to *us*"
ButButTheJesus: I was thinking Lord of War with Nic Cage, has a similar scene
PharaohBender27: So maybe he just sentences the floggings
BalthusHomewood: Gwynian "Don't hate the player, hate the game, Lone Wolf"
MenomeAlice: @PharaohBender27 Yes. The floggings. To death.
Izandai: How girthy is it?
BalthusHomewood: "You defend the shaft to the twin treasure vaults"
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RealGamerCow: Just talking bout shaft
GamerCat88: the velvet city has a shaft....
Seneschal_JWS: "Here in the Velvet Fortress, we have a funnel-shaped hollow with a circular shaft"
TheMerricat: No matter what, the CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED.
BalthusHomewood: Treasure is stored in the balls
accountmadeforants:
@TheMerricat
ButButTheJesus: YES ADAM YES
DoodlestheGreat: "That shaft is a deeeeeeep mutha*shut you mouth!* Just talkin' 'bout shaft."
Mr_Horrible: only the timeliest references here on Loading Ready Run
accountmadeforants: "It has already been done, I killed him yeah"
Mr_Horrible: cheeban
Seneschal_JWS: "Only YOUR enormous penis can reach the bottom of the shaft in the centre of the Velvet Fortress, Lone Wolf"
MenomeAlice: Chiitan!?
Strebenherz: ah yes, LEECH STREET
ContingentCat: suspiscious
jessicaengle: sus
ButButTheJesus: @MenomeAlice Chiitan!
Strebenherz: "i know what neighborhood i want to live in, LEECH street"
PharaohBender27: Calling it: Toltuda will betray us
kilgaen: "Gwynian? Yes, he loves to kill people but he's trustworthy. Banedon? That man is a traitor and must die."
GamerCat88: dude has an image to keep
Mr_Horrible: "What do I tell Lone Wolf???" "Tell him to go suck a lemon!"
accountmadeforants:
BalthusHomewood: Gwynion "They'll think this is hilarious"
Izandai: He just wanted an excuse to lay into that one guard or whoever.
Mr_Horrible: what, like, sexually?
Seneschal_JWS: "Lone Wolf was rude about the size of my hut once, he can sit in a small cage for a while as poetic justice."
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Lone Wolf has a drug problem
BalthusHomewood: "Knowing you like putting strange things in your mouth .."
chrono2x: Wait, what if this guy is the traitor
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
there's no way this is the guy who betrays us
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro what? In what way does he know us?
accountmadeforants: What if you can give the potion to someone else
accountmadeforants: Actually yeah never mind
Izandai: Adam doesn't fight. He wins.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So note us
Thefluffiestguineapig: *it
kilgaen: Adam is suffering from some of the worst PTSD
BalthusHomewood: Horse Piss Potion... So Budweiser?
Mr_Horrible: not the gobermint
Seneschal_JWS: Some things got rebalanced in the new editions. Probably this book was determined to be too difficult fight-wise, hence now you get an extra healing potion.
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shendaras:
ShaneLeeAtk: When did 2 hours happen??
BalthusHomewood: Refill water, empty bladder
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @BalthusHomewood Then empty your water to refill your bladder
ClodiumSoride: ooh, Denshattack on Send Codes
Mr_Horrible: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters when will the cycle of violence end???
accountmadeforants: @ClodiumSoride Wait is it out now? Been looking forward to it for a bit now
ClodiumSoride: @accountmadeforants Multi-track Drifting! Maybe it's in early access?
ClodiumSoride: @accountmadeforants ah, releases July 15
accountmadeforants: Ooooh... soooooon
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accountmadeforants:
Also I recently saw a trailer that a there were some custom trains/voicelines from streamers and was surprised to actually recognize some of them ( 
and 
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jessicaengle:
accountmadeforants: And on the note of welcome surprises, I just learned Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games has an anime now???
DarkMorford: Yeah, there's a few vtubers I follow who are in that train game somehow
Thefluffiestguineapig: What train game?
DarkMorford: Denshattack
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is there a list of the streamers in the game?
ClodiumSoride: @accountmadeforants never heard of either, now I am intrigued
ClodiumSoride: I would so play a game called Iron Senpai 4
Strebenherz: JAIL
kilgaen: Gary Chalk did the art up until the previous one
beowuuf: gary chalk before this
kilgaen: Brian Williams did this one going forward
accountmadeforants: @ClodiumSoride Apparently they replaced it with SF6 in the anime, which is frankly a disservice. Because figuring out the mix of fighting games that were referenced was fun (even if the gameplay was definitely Street Fighter).
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SnackPak_: these streams are pretty fun
RealGamerCow: I imagine that a non-zero number of sales have come from these streams
TheMerricat: "Gary Chalk: The definitive original illustrator who provided the iconic black-and-white art for Lone Wolf books 1 through 8. His intricate line work defined the visual style of the fantasy world of Magnamund, which you can read more about via the Fandom wiki.Brian Williams: Took over for Gary Chalk and illustrated the remainder of the classic Lone Wolf gamebook series."
DarkMorford: Is that the same Gary Chalk as the voice actor?
accountmadeforants: That's so cool!
ClodiumSoride: @accountmadeforants expecting the animators to create a whole fighting game is unrealistic, but would have been cool. I have to wonder if someone will create the game from the manga, at least in M.U.G.E.N.
Seneschal_JWS: No - voice actor spells Gary as Garry
Seneschal_JWS: Also Garry is Canadian(?) and Gary is from the UK
kilgaen: "Now I still have to sentence someone to death today"
BalthusHomewood: Are WE the reader "the gods?
BalthusHomewood: @kilgaen My head means axe is thirsty
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
what if we make a new friend: Jimmy, the Betrayer
Seneschal_JWS: Gary Chalk also did art for a bunch of early GW stuff like Talisman and HeroQuest
accountmadeforants: You wanna renew your driver's license and it's a room like this
r10pez10: that's a food court
ButButTheJesus: when do we get the Star Wars senate
BalthusHomewood: Baron VonBetrayal
kilgaen: It's so you can't slap the guy right within arm reach
BalthusHomewood: Arthurs pimp chair
spethycakes: Percival?
ButButTheJesus: Sir Jimmy
r10pez10: the table spins like a lazy susan
kilgaen: Also, people jockey for seats next to Arthur. Because, again, he is the king.
Mr_Horrible: the animated film Quest For Camelot addresses this
BalthusHomewood: @spethycakes Von Musel Kowalski De Rolo the 3rd?
BalthusHomewood: Touching spear-tips in Parliment
BalthusHomewood: @tdapenguin A collapsible spear!
r10pez10: that's why paul is behind glass
tdapenguin: @BalthusHomewood devious!
kilgaen: I've never seen people stab each other in parliament, which means it's working
BalthusHomewood: @r10pez10 It's the Paul-Mobile
kilgaen: damn, we got demoted in the new edition
DarkMorford: Lone Starr!
Omnipotrevor: The author must've realized that letting him talk was a mistake
PharaohBender27:
spethycakes: not very Chill of him
RealGamerCow: Dude, Chil.
MenomeAlice: We tried talking and all it ever got us was in trouble
ArtDecoSunburn: @kilgaen In the 19th century US, congressmen beat each other all the time. See Charles Sumner and Preston Brooks.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we JUST got here
BalthusHomewood: Senator Hasnoh Chill
tdapenguin: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether yeah, but why let facts get in the way?
jessicaengle: Holy crap
kilgaen: rabblerabblerabble
BalthusHomewood: "Maybe the Lord of darkness will be nice to us this one time?
Strebenherz: HAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DarkMorford: LMAO
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
incredible
ClodiumSoride: what is this bullshit
SnackPak_: woof
JKBalch: I still think you should duel your detractors. Or just kill the president
peachsynapse: did you steal the old man's lunch?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pick wisely
Strebenherz: GET DICED ON
peachsynapse: gonna be guiltyyyy
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
jessicaengle: Appeasement, famously successful against evil conquering forces
Mr_Horrible: I love how they somehow have jurisdiction to just unilaterally imprison you and hand you over
ArtDecoSunburn: At least it's not a riddle.
kilgaen: oh
circusofkirkus: oh
chrono2x: hahahaha
JKBalch: that's a lot of high numbers...
peachsynapse: OH
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Except those few times they reverse it on you
beowuuf: gottem
goombalax: everything is fine
bakerydragon: oh Yay! finally online when this is live! Normally a filthy youtuber
Vinewood_OG: Only way to be sure.
kilgaen: that's not an argument that you're the good guy though
Vinewood_OG: o7
kilgaen: wait, this is literally Phoenix Wright
r10pez10: o7
jessicaengle: 0.0
UnknownFriday: Senator Has No Chil
DarkMorford: Senator. Chil.
BalthusHomewood: Ah, democracy
Mr_Horrible: that guard is about to have the worst day of his life
Thefluffiestguineapig: Senator feels very Attack of the Clones
drewm1022: If he has a net, is he really unarmed?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they attempt to arrest you, then later arrest you, then they let you go, then arrest you again... I'm starting to not like these people
bakerydragon:
@tdapenguin 
Mr_Horrible: too sexy and cool
beowuuf:
if we got the other way, senator chil betrays you
jessicaengle: Can't we use our.... telekenesis... to get out of this somehow?
kilgaen: it was a 50/50 chance
MenomeAlice: Switcherooing the people who don't do the randomiser
ArtDecoSunburn: @drewm1022 Also, why do the parliamentary guards have nets?
circusofkirkus: now would be a great time for invisibility
JKBalch: Senator Net, we reject your claims
peachsynapse: Book and app have slightly different dialogue & use "Lone Wolf" instead of "him" - trying to offer us a possible non-male LW? Exciting if true
Vinewood_OG: 1st term Mitch Mcconnell
Mr_Horrible: I much prefer the "Get 'im!"
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn because it isn't their first day at parliament
ArtDecoSunburn: Are the nets made of velvet?
ButButTheJesus:
Strebenherz:
@LoadingReadyRun you right though
bakerydragon: Anakin: From MY perspective the peasants are evil
Omnipotrevor: So what must that judge Gwynian or whoever must be thinking now?
r10pez10: !addquote (Adam) [Now] I think I was making the right decision ignoring the peasants.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @bakerydragon What so many modern US politicians say
ButButTheJesus: *CLONG*
bakerydragon: @Thefluffiestguineapig 😭
SnackPak_: hell yeah
accountmadeforants: I love that it gives you the option to jump through thick glass
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bakerydragon As one of the hated poors, it me
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you become concussed and die
accountmadeforants: Like "well this is a dead end, do you wanna disagree?"
kilgaen: When you're done with Lone Wolf, I recommend Cretan Chronicles. You'll have a blast with it. It's only three books and it's insane.
ButButTheJesus: what's the onomatopoeia for glass breaking
peachsynapse: seconding Cretan Chronicals
gualdhar: if you stop now you'll look like an idiot! instead you go through the glass, looking like an idiot!
MrGibberish: Autodefenestration
bakerydragon: @ButButTheJesus KRSH
r10pez10: ButButTheJesus same as thunder
goombalax: the clap of your glass cheeks
Diabore: poor guy
GamerCat88: o7 driver
spethycakes: ahhh a new enemy (the driver)
rosesmcgee: Lone Wolf, help! Sorry homie
ArtDecoSunburn: Court of Miracles neighborhood, yeah.
peachsynapse: 'your escape has not gone completely unnoticed' i mean yeah, we smashed a giant lilac tinted window and got a dude arrested
jessicaengle: This is not a republic, it's a totalitarian police state
kilgaen: Good luck trying to change your lot in life from the Parish of Thieves. The courts have quotas to fill.
Seneschal_JWS: It's only defenestration if it happens in Prague. In Tahou, it's just sparkling window-falling.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and at no time did we think invisibility would help in the escape
jessicaengle:
too real 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrGibberish Isn't defenestration by definition the act of being thrown from a window?
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bakerydragon: How do you do fellow criminals?
ArtDecoSunburn: @jessicaengle The two are not mutually exclusive. Form and function.
beowuuf:
invisibility: just marketing for a camouflage sklill
PharaohBender27: "My deeds were SO illegal"
spethycakes:
accountmadeforants:
Darleysam: oi bruv, you doin' sum tax fraud yeh?
jessicaengle: I'm wanted in twelve systems.
kilgaen: honestly, I'm with them
LoadingReadyRun:
too bad you don't have invisibility would be great now 
bakerydragon: Or maybe the batman episode "I nearly got'im"
ArtDecoSunburn: @bakerydragon Very Victor Hugo.
r10pez10: lmao
MenomeAlice: @bakerydragon "I threw a rock at him!"
RealGamerCow: "I pee there!"
ContingentCat: where should they do drugs then?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Only Lone Wolf can do drugs
BalthusHomewood: "Did you bring enough for the whole bar?"
Seneschal_JWS: "It's not sanitary!"
goombalax: Oede is legal
kilgaen: you know Lone Wolf looks exactly like a narc
peachsynapse: 'there have been so many towers'
kilgaen: you didn't escape from there
GamerCat88: escape via the truth
shendaras: You did not escape it though I think..
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You were let out
kilgaen: no, technically you did not escape
BalthusHomewood: Honor system
kilgaen: you need to give back that scroll of hnour
spethycakes:
Reecer6: "Hey, you smell like you escaped something once!"
chrono2x: I love that he is threatening a man who is literally covered in weapons
GamerCat88: the Purple Purse in the Velvet City
GamerCat88: but we have that powder of gold right...
Omnipotrevor: Who would have thought the police would regularly raid the bar where people sit around bragging about their crimes?
spethycakes: you're a fool to not have a backup purse
tdapenguin: @GamerCat88 i have concerns...
accountmadeforants: Wait but we just got Banedor to pay for our stuff
GamerCat88: @tdapenguin haha yeah it seems to be getting deeper into horny-ville
accountmadeforants: I've not paid real money for a battle pass yeah.
Vinewood_OG: Season pass for like $25 for $80 worth of dlc? Then yeah.
accountmadeforants: I was tempted to do it for Strive but I just haven't had the time to play it so I didn't bother.
ArtDecoSunburn: Battle passes are like annual subscriptions?
r10pez10: like a season ticket yeah
Sarah_Serinde: it's always a sewer
ButButTheJesus: @ArtDecoSunburn a few months per pass usually, depends on the game
Wolfstrike_NL: Has the Lrr account had a MTGA battle pass? Can we frame it so that both Paul and Beej are guilty by association?
DarkMorford: An amazing sight: four mutant turtles and their rat mentor
ButButTheJesus: art!
r10pez10: it's never paul's fault, your honour
MenomeAlice: Bali Abba!
r10pez10: that's me eating dorito
JKBalch: That jaw could square a driveway
PharaohBender27: "I have the Triforce of WRECKING YOUR SHIT"
Seneschal_JWS: Every time I've looked at a battle pass it's been the exact same price as buying all the DLC individually. I do not understand them.
spethycakes: Elton John??
jessicaengle: He lives in the room next to the sewage?
SnackPak_:
v_nome:
tdapenguin: @jessicaengle and is isn't smelly, apparently?
jessicaengle: "Why have you brought a stray wolf in here?"
accountmadeforants:
@Wolfstrike_NL You don't necessarily have to pay real money for the Arena pass though, so it'd depend on whether the LRR account has gone positive on drafts 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they sure love flogging here
BalthusHomewood: "I'm neither. I'm a hero."
r10pez10: good voice acting
jadielady:
jessicaengle:
BalthusHomewood: GREEN FLAME
kilgaen: okay, I'm clapping now for sure. And I will not stop.
BalthusHomewood: @jadielady Nice
ClodiumSoride: this may help us, paradoxically
ArtDecoSunburn: Should've talked to those peasants, Adam.
kilgaen: Lone Wolf has such an extensive criminal record
gualdhar: yeah Tahoe really does suck
Omnipotrevor: That's because they execute anyone who litters
Seneschal_JWS: Do you forget the sewers in Vassagonia, and your good friend THE STINK, so soon?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Omnipotrevor Singapore?
kilgaen: I think you have stories from Sun Eagle who ended up in prison, no?
rosesmcgee: And yet it was
peachsynapse: oh no, my mind secrets
jessicaengle: fsssshhhhhhhooooooooooom!
tdapenguin: lone wolf is too busy complaining about the foreign-ness of places to note down his prison time
MenomeAlice: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
ClodiumSoride: called it
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Lone Wolf is a quinessential American package tourist.
jessicaengle: holy moly
Strebenherz: ah so he's the bottom of the velvet fortress
Morrigan9: adult!
BalthusHomewood: Man I love dwelling beneath the Velvet Fortress
tdapenguin: !adult
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goombalax: I bet he knows all of the shafts in the city
kilgaen: a secret rear entrance!
Astramentha: SIR
SnackPak_: come on dude
iris_of_ether: omg
Strebenherz: Lone wolf hunting the shafts at the velvet fortress xD
spethycakes: Sir.
sporkraptor: the Velvet Fortress is full of shafts
Dog_of_Myth:
rosesmcgee: Shaft connoisseur
loufghyslaufey: Dang, Adam
schordash:
goatprince: jesus christ.
Mr_Horrible:
Vinewood_OG: Velvet Fortress is the name of my bardcore Velvet Underground cover band
ButButTheJesus: if we say hole is that any better
sporkraptor: dude stop watching your son' s tinder history
kilgaen: so far, we know exactly what this shaft is about and we have yet to hear something to the contrary
PharaohBender27:
MenomeAlice: Haven't we had this exact quest before
iris_of_ether: We're doin' the lord's work, chat, good job
BalthusHomewood: The Shaftmaster
loufghyslaufey:
How Tolkien ever inspired this, I'll.... we'd, rather not know, chat... 
LoadingReadyRun: Maghana, the Guildmaster of Thieves, Keeper of the Shafts
Seneschal_JWS: That's what you get for skipping mind day.
Strebenherz: @loufghyslaufey hobbits in the velvet fortress
loufghyslaufey: How old is this Player One/Guidebook?
sporkraptor: they're taking the hobbits to the velvet fortress to get... the shafts
ClodiumSoride: @loufghyslaufey this book was published in 1987
kilgaen: you should ignore the equipment
tdapenguin: i have questions about "icy" + "damp" simultaneiously
ArtDecoSunburn: @Vinewood_OG I hope it's a punk ska spin.
sporkraptor: @tdapenguin slippery
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spethycakes: The Cauldron is that kind of quasi-medieval hip neighborhood name
loufghyslaufey: The book has poutine in it!?
kilgaen: examining the equipment? That's not the Adam we know
r10pez10: no blanket?
spethycakes: Hell's Kitchen? Meet the Cauldron
MenomeAlice: That's twice a Blanket has come up
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: gotta stop and smell the roses
Wolfstrike_NL: This book needs a loot filter
GamerCat88: true bestie, why bother
ArtDecoSunburn: Should we take a weapon to replace the mace we dropped,in case we have to drop another weapon?
GamerCat88: are we going down the shaft...
r10pez10: slide down dark souls style
PharaohBender27: Also if it's *real* deep and the ladder is thorough, gathering it up would take a WHILE
kilgaen: just jump with your eyes closed
loufghyslaufey: I should queue in those Drop To Drink session where Dave & Adam just go ballin', no?
PharaohBender27: @loufghyslaufey ... Dave?
loufghyslaufey: Compared to this, I mean, this session is probably nothing
loufghyslaufey: @PharaohBender27 I can't get his name right
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The only time they will flip it is if there isn't a bonus
kilgaen: that's what I say when Patches kicks me down a pit
loufghyslaufey: He just cameo'd for The LONG Game this week
GamerCat88: its about the friends (enemies) we make along the way
ArtDecoSunburn: Deep Thoughts!
PharaohBender27: @loufghyslaufey If you mean Dale, he wasn't even on Not a Drop to Drink
loufghyslaufey: @PharaohBender27 But imagine if he were...
Seneschal_JWS: SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE ROPE
SnackPak_: thats ninja warrior stuff
whitefirecomix: Built different
Wolfstrike_NL: We have 2 ropes from previous books
loufghyslaufey: @PharaohBender27 I mean, thanks for reminding me that I can't recall those Dice Friends campaigns
jamwno: how long is the shaft?
goombalax: "hey guildmaster how long is your shaft?
ClodiumSoride: we find Aiebek crumpled at the bottom of the shaft
Seneschal_JWS: Lone Wolf, mystic Kai warrior lord, MAY be able to jump further than Beej.
peachsynapse: he knows of so many shafts, he can't maintain them all
e_bloc:
kilgaen: if you tick them all off you get a free snake in your boot
kilgaen: the snake has a key
goombalax: 3 moons ago
GamerCat88: 3 moons
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BalthusHomewood: 10 m? Once
peachsynapse: "an ankle"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You only fall 5 meters in the first second.
BalthusHomewood: Just long enough to regret
PharaohBender27: I mean, depends on how hard the ground is
kilgaen: also, I could fight a bear
Astramentha: REALLY depends how you land
spethycakes: is it rocky/uneven ground?
r10pez10: roll out
ContingentCat: you could try to land right and break your fall with one leg to still have one ankle
Coloneljesus: @kilgaen yeah and lose
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen In what kind of contest?
brainbosh: Thats what, two stories?
NotCainNorAbel: 10m, that is about 3 stories
BeefcakeEmperor: You take less damage if you first yell PARKOUR
Kazman20a: sure you could , we didn't say you would win
r10pez10: it would suck
Coloneljesus: i could easily fall 200m or more
r10pez10: and there's only single digit me's
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Coloneljesus Yup, and die
BalthusHomewood: "So if I'm falling less meters than 10, I can fall 10 meters
kilgaen: and if you land on your feet, that's one less of you
Coloneljesus: obviously
goombalax: even less than that considering your arm lenght
PharaohBender27: @Coloneljesus ... And survive uninjured?
Coloneljesus: no
Morrigan9: too bad 10m is more then 30 ft
peachsynapse: ^
ghizmou: 2meters is enough to die if you fall badly
LurkerSpine: there is that woman that survived falling out of a plane
Wolfstrike_NL: We need a new Jackass were the guys try to fall from highher heighths
LurkerSpine:
depends on how you land
Seneschal_JWS: Clearly Adam has squirrel genes (squirrels can fall any distance and be just fine)
PharaohBender27: Wasn't there one Russian woman who survived falling out of a plane?
bakerydragon: The books are a font for tangents and we love them for that
rosesmcgee: Anybody remember the egg drop bit for Live? I have an idea, hear me out
r10pez10: loadingreadyrun presents: egg drop
TheMerricat: "30 Feet (~3 Stories): The mortality rate reaches roughly 23.5%.40–50 Feet (~4-5 Stories): This is the median lethal distance, presenting a 50% survival rate (essentially a coin toss).60–80 Feet (~6-8 Stories): The mortality rate climbs to nearly 90% to 100%"
BalthusHomewood: Wat shit down100nsteps
r10pez10: ladder's out thigh's out
r10pez10: hahaha
beowuuf:
fun fact, the two paths join together soon, so lone wolf stops giving a damn about the son
TheMerricat: "The mortality rate of falls from 9 meters (29 feet) or less was 23.5% The mortality rate of falls from 12 meters (39 feet) or higher was 50% The mortality rate of falls from 18 meters (59 feet) or higher was 100%"
kilgaen: okay, but presumably he's still somebody's son
Vinewood_OG: Donahue
ghizmou: it felt the like the stupid was more concentrated at the time
Mr_Horrible: the more things change, etc
ContingentCat: now we have social media
accountmadeforants: "They used to give these people TV shows"
r10pez10: america's funniest home video show
GamerCat88: Love Island
kilgaen: yeah, but now social media means everybody's on one of those shows
Seneschal_JWS: "Everybody will be famous for 15 minutes"
BalthusHomewood: "Writers Strike TV"
r10pez10: yeah, it's called SyFy
spethycakes: I watch f1 for my schadenfreude-based content
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Survivor, Traitors, etc, I'm all for that shit.
peachsynapse: this really is an unsatisfactory shaft
BalthusHomewood: Choking halfway down the shaft
kilgaen: oh dang
peachsynapse: ooooof
PharaohBender27: Adam is always one book behind the power du jour
accountmadeforants:
It's the Magnakai Discipline of Pixel now
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Next book, Adam takes Nexus and there is never a skill check for it again.
shendaras: They like infecting you with deadly fungus in these books
loufghyslaufey: So he's good? Anyway...
tdapenguin: ha, i knew a microbiome would kill us someday!
kilgaen: they don't check for attrition damage
tdapenguin: maybe the writer was having a bad day when writing this one
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They might not have had any passage numbers left to use
BalthusHomewood: Flat spongy base of the shaft, got it
accountmadeforants: Cylinder, then
r10pez10: gonna supercut this to all the times adam says shaft
tdapenguin: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
Serpens77:
letsbelgo: and your framerate is gonna die
Omnipotrevor: Now I'm waiting for someone to find the fewest number of pages needed to beat one of these books and "speedrun" it
kilgaen: you went down a shaft, not a maze
ButButTheJesus: "... oh there it is"
rosesmcgee: Like Vegeta hiding a dragon ball
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Omnipotrevor There are maps for at least some of the Lone Wolf books so you can see all the different paths you can take
r10pez10:
veined shaft 
v_nome: This shaft is veiny?
kilgaen: you've had a hard day
rosesmcgee: Kai master is all tuckered out
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that ladder really tuckered you out
peachsynapse: i guess we did eat all that fungus
letsbelgo: gotta camp and save
SnackPak_: what an odd place for a save point
Omnipotrevor: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I figure it would also involve knowing which items you need to carry forward to skip things.
rosesmcgee: It's like toilet rules as you get older, never pass up the chance to go
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
out of spell slots, time to long rest
ClodiumSoride: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters chttps://www.projectaon.org/en/Main/TheCauldronOfFear click the "paths" link on the page for any of the books for a full graph (thought it might not match the revised books exactly)
SnackPak_: \m/
letsbelgo: oh lord
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Omnipotrevor There are also guides for suggestions
Dog_of_Myth: That is metal as heck
Strebenherz: holy crap
GamerCat88: yeah i mean it does
r10pez10: hahaha
Strebenherz: The art for this goes so hard
SnackPak_: nope
SnackPak_: just played coachella
rosesmcgee: Can Iggy Pop die?
GamerCat88: not yet but he doesnt look good
JKBalch: What is beyond cocaine chic
r10pez10: no he can't die
Khalstrom: He was at Coachella
letsbelgo: hes 79
Seneschal_JWS: Liche Chic
ContingentCat: technically not yet
accountmadeforants: Managed to convince Death he's dead already
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ah, the sleeping position
BalthusHomewood: @JKBalch Skeletal
ContingentCat:
chrono2x: Bet this guy is the son
spethycakes: he has a loincloth and everything
rosesmcgee: Does he get into no humans commander deck or not?
ClodiumSoride: @chrono2x oooh, good idea
GamerCat88: he is a modest skelly
kilgaen: I also heard granny
Mr_Horrible: like, the award?
BalthusHomewood: Grammy, gramophone shaped award
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh because Iggy Pop
Mr_Horrible: okay it's all coming together
BalthusHomewood: @spethycakes Music award
spethycakes: am I too pure, or just uncultured?
itira:
kilgaen: that's when he was 19
WiJohn: Same guy
peachsynapse: i'd say his hands are manlike
Dog_of_Myth:
BalthusHomewood: That man has consumed negative amounts of water
r10pez10: paul which one is the illustration
Mr_Horrible: "It's the same picture"
ContingentCat: only 4 years ago
accountmadeforants: Holy shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
kilgaen: he found the right drugs
Seneschal_JWS: Iggy Pop has looked like that since he was about 20...
Darleysam: Iggy Pop has a portrait in his attic that looks better every year
Vinewood_OG: There's a painting of a bag of drugs in Iggy's attic that keeps aging.
RockPusher:
PharaohBender27 
PharaohBender27:
@RockPusher
RockPusher: muyahahahhahaha
DarkMorford: LMAO
BalthusHomewood: That pic was taken in 1999
SnackPak_: good call
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat: he's not wrong
Mr_Horrible: he's right, but also, good word
BalthusHomewood: Sorry, 2000
accountmadeforants: "If you have the coward's weapon and you want to be a coward..."
Seneschal_JWS: That's Iggy Pop's secret, he's been eating campers by the lake like some kind of 80s horror film villain.
PharaohBender27: But did we check for the ring!?
Nigouki: "Smash needs another swordguy!"
AdamYMHMI: Put Otaku Jeff in Smash, cowards!
BalthusHomewood: Kinky
bakerydragon: PLEASE! If you don't accept this invite we might have to give it to Waluigi!
r10pez10: !crossover
LRRbot: What this game needs are a bunch of Pikmin.
accountmadeforants: Oh hey Divination paid off!
accountmadeforants: But so did Huntmastery
Seneschal_JWS: Now THIS ghoul is played by Billy Idol.
accountmadeforants: So I guess Divination didn't matter
BalthusHomewood: Your spider senses are busted
AdamYMHMI: Ghouls just wanna have fear
peachsynapse: nahhhh, ghouls are smart; zombies are dumb
peachsynapse: ghouls will lure ya
PharaohBender27: But surely they have some circulatory system?
KWardJenx:
250
r10pez10: are you talking about the music industry again
SnackPak_: gettem Paul
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
cut to the ending of I Am Legend
GamerCat88: wow wait to not be a ghoul ally
Mr_Horrible: we're adding that one to the google doc, Adam
Coloneljesus: adam cancelled for being a ghoulist
bakerydragon: Adam: not a ghoul's goul
goatprince: which is why adam LOVES snow
kilgaen: not a ring
e_bloc: congratulations, you have an nft
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
how do we know it's not a 9
Wolfstrike_NL: Hexagonal? not shaft like?!!
shendaras: So like a Lithium battery?
kilgaen: that ghoul was carrying it this whole time
r10pez10: ???
peachsynapse: "one time i saw a 6"
GamerCat88: well it says make a note of the number 6
r10pez10: note the number six
r10pez10: ok
accountmadeforants: Or it's natrium
bakerydragon: XD
Seneschal_JWS: WHAT IF IT'S A NINE
accountmadeforants: Wait sodium is natrium screw you language
e_bloc: oh shit
e_bloc: nine truthers breaking this wide open
peachsynapse: OH SHIT
Dog_of_Myth:
ClodiumSoride: I had nothing to do with this
beowuuf:
hexagonal shape
peachsynapse: i don't think i've ever seen a nonagon
ClodiumSoride: not a King Gizzard fan?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there were also the 20 lances
GamerCat88: the president didnt believe in Kai Master
kilgaen: and then Gwynian (your friend) betrayed you by sending you to this guy who wanted to arrest you
accountmadeforants: Famously so
GamerCat88: lolz
bakerydragon: God wouldn't make a bad person royal right?
PharaohBender27: *Which* Charles?
r10pez10: burger
DarkMorford: Hail Skroob!
peachsynapse: ^
kilgaen: what kind of tree?
GamerCat88: is the tree legal...
Seneschal_JWS: Sommerlending will use anything but the metric system.
spethycakes: was that a Bayeux Tapestry reference?
Omnipotrevor: "as large as a small boulder"
jamesk902: Anything but the metric system.
accountmadeforants: Listen just because this kid is 9 years old doesn't mean he isn't our king
peachsynapse: if you were a true kai master you'd know what kind of tree, tsk tsk
RealGamerCow: what kind of tree?
Serpens77: a large tree the size of a small tree
Strebenherz: Adam, Beej, you two absolutely make this experience what it is. 10/10 xD
e_bloc: the tree is half as old now as it was when my son was born and he is 37
accountmadeforants: It's wearing a propeller hat
r10pez10: as tall as a rope ladder
brainbosh: A boulder the size of a small boulder
goatprince: a large boulder the size of a small boulder.
bakerydragon: This is exactly what lead to the African/European Swallow guards
GamerCat88: the true velvet city
DarkMorford: A cow, or several smaller cows
tdapenguin: @Omnipotrevor to be fair, boulder does have a specific lower limit on the size, so that is vaguely useful
e_bloc: zaaryx scooby
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accountmadeforants: So, I have to wonder, would the invitation have let us skip the past two hours?
e_bloc: vampire dragon
ContingentCat: vampire dragon?
UnknownFriday: Dragon lich?
kilgaen: also, it's been a long time
Jillexie: The Age of Chaos was quite chaotic
peachsynapse: plus new orleans
accountmadeforants: The dragon was a doomsday prepper
GamerCat88: sink hole got to it
tdapenguin: i choose "young tree" to mean a seedling. so, like, less than a hand
Strebenherz: Magic
ContingentCat: #NotAllDragons
e_bloc: how do dragons sculpt
Jillexie: This all happened thousands of years before the current timeline.
bakerydragon: Personally I like to hoard pastries ^.^
rosesmcgee: Dragons like what they like and are strong enough to get it
kilgaen: that's you and the ghouls again, Adam. Not all dragons love gold.
ClodiumSoride: the Age of Chaos was thousands of years ago, right?
goombalax: the dragon was smart as hell, this is the last remaining city of that whole civilization
Manae: Isn't Chicago built on top of an older Chicago? At least a few feet
ContingentCat: Mormon dragons?
accountmadeforants: @e_bloc It's not like humans naturally have the implements to sculpt, dragons at least have sharp claws.
Seneschal_JWS: Nyxator was a super-good-guy, not the hoarding type.
e_bloc: to store all his sixes
Jillexie: It was built above ground
tdapenguin:
@bakerydragon 
may i offer some coffee for your pastries?
kilgaen: There's a whole shaft
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there's a shaft
NotCainNorAbel: basement apartments are typically cheaper
spethycakes: facetious
bakerydragon: Adam confirmed Dragon ally and against stereotypes even if he isn't a ghoul ally
Strebenherz: Who has to empty the dragon chamberpots 50 floors underground
e_bloc: I can dig it
r10pez10: racist
Wolfstrike_NL: Just like Adam, this dragon despises the outside
bakerydragon:
@tdapenguin Very kind though I'll stick with tea personally
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You haven't got spirit
beowuuf: nope
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is all the ones that he is avoiding
kilgaen: the shadow has an invitation to the dragon
tdapenguin:
@bakerydragon
Mr_Horrible: conditioned behavior
Mr_Horrible:
this dragon hates metamucil 
kilgaen: name one time you've been outside
peachsynapse: well camera adam is always inside, sooo
Wolfstrike_NL: You disliked the outside in this book!!!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I only see you inside. therefore you are always inside
r10pez10: parasocial relationships are good for business
Omnipotrevor: In before the next Dice Friends is outside
Jillexie: Does non-camera Adam actually exist?
e_bloc: it never gets Adam hot underground
accountmadeforants: If outside's so fun how come the LRR office has a roof?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You don't exist when you are off camera
Diabore: @accountmadeforants Rain
Mr_Horrible: lies, I've seen Road Quest
spethycakes: the gym is also inside
e_bloc: yeah Adam's never been on the roof
Mr_Horrible: that man's been outside at least once
e_bloc: it all turned around when you kissed that toe
Mr_Horrible: fair, fair (you looked good tho)
PharaohBender27: But you were still strong enough to push the car!
bakerydragon:
Take that Beej, Adam didn't schoose you AT ALL
mckblitz: So you are the second best Cam
goombalax: I think he had a thesis due? or something?
Strebenherz: I think you did great
e_bloc: christ how long ago was roadquest
accountmadeforants: You two were honestly my favourite team
JKBalch: Cameron and Beej in the same car would have been something!
kilgaen: and now you are only on the inside
r10pez10: beej changed your life though right
Omnipotrevor: That's why you need to make up for that one with a second Road Quest!
SnackPak_: and now adam and beej are best friends
goombalax: @e_bloc 23 years ago
beowuuf: don't remind paul
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc 8 years (filmed); a bit under 7 years (aired)
mckblitz: Well now I need to rewatch roadquest
bakerydragon: Sympathy on feeling rough, that's legit no matter what. I massively enjoyed both of your parts in roadquest
accountmadeforants:
@PharaohBender27 What the fuck 
jadielady:
watching roadquest fixes parts of me every time I watch 
Strebenherz: Goddamn beej leave some burns for the rest of us
e_bloc: I would have guessed 4 years for no reason
ClodiumSoride: @accountmadeforants eesh I concur
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc It was pre-pandemic!
chrono2x: psi-screen seems very useful
e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 thinking back that makes sense but damn time is wild
Strebenherz: @bakerydragon I second this, condolences on your situation then but I legit enjoyed your screen time for it
peachsynapse: 'psi-ghoul' is actually pretty sick
e_bloc: oh no its a cloud of sixes
shendaras: The TV show
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ghost ship, cursed voyage
peachsynapse: opening of x-files plays in your head
e_bloc: the stay puft marshmellow man
r10pez10: dean winchester
tenthtechpriest: some really bad fanart
Seneschal_JWS: Banedon is supernatural. Banedon in a speedo.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That isn't terrifying to the typical audience of Supernatural
Vinewood_OG: Carry on my wayward sooooonnnn
letsbelgo: thats normal tumblr posts for that show
r10pez10: the wiki is gonna love this, beej
goombalax: thats his lv2 spell
PharaohBender27: "Spike never fails!"
e_bloc: its like you crossed merlin with hacksaw jim duggan
Mr_Horrible: this is like half the psychic enemies in Stalker
tdapenguin: Maybe he really likes the sipke?
Mr_Horrible: "Yeah I can be magically debilitating but also I'm a scrawny little shit so I gotta hit you with a brick"
e_bloc: his wife got him spike as a gift and he really wants to find a usefulness for it
Mr_Horrible:
peachsynapse: 'bad news: he's dead. good news: he's sick as fuuuuck'
kilgaen: it's a young ring
e_bloc: this ring is twice as old as the tree was when the tree was young
Mr_Horrible: "this ring was born yesterday!"
Omnipotrevor: Smooth as a baby ring's bottom
accountmadeforants: Lone Wolf, expert at guessing ages. (Dagger, tree, ring.)
bakerydragon: @peachsynapse heh
bakerydragon: @accountmadeforants ooh, yeah a truth about the character
e_bloc: its a ring that will remind you of a national park in the US
PharaohBender27: Oh hey the Alligator people return!
Mr_Horrible: they're playing cho-han
bakerydragon: they look GREAT
ClodiumSoride: these are the guys with the bazooka!
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