Crossing the Streams || a Gentlemen's Dispute

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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams, Cori, Alex, Ian, and Nelly have "a Gentlemen's Dispute" https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116915378925369703
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 CaptainSpam: I say!  A dispute?  Wait, no, "I Say!" was a different game.
 chaos5896: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: thank you Beej
 AtomicAlchemical: its enrichment for chat
 RealGamerCow: Is it Slop from the Friend region of France?
MagneticPlushie: Working on trying to prove i'm disabled to the BC gov so I could really use the distraction from y'all
 AugmentingPath: I don't have enough Alabaster in my diet, I think
 OldUncleDan: Salt is a stone...  I think.
 RatherLargeToad: 🎶Abalone has a first name…🎶
 TehAmelie: i think alabastar is really soft, like soapstone. might be chewable
 PharaohBender27: @OldUncleDan It's a mineral at least
 TheMadChicken: they aren’t rocks their minerals!
 spo8n: eatable but not edible
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Do your thing
 RealGamerCow: Screencheat
 RatherLargeToad: No Oddjob
 RealGamerCow: featuring Alex and Graham
 korvys: In case you want the wrong controls intentionally, like Ian
 Micalovits: What??? Damn, that is amazing
 CaptainSpam: Inverted Y axis 4 eva
kusinohki: I really don't like the term "friendslop" tbh....
Mashamino: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple.
 AniLunchbox: hmmm, In the Clue film Mustard sold weapons during WWII, so he very well might have some explosives laying around
 JKBalch: @kusinohki Single A gaming maybe?
 RealGamerCow: These are excellent walk cycle
 ZombieHendrix: Is this deathmatch?
 HadesLeprechaun: I learned to play with inverted controls growing up, and got so tired of having to change it in every new game that I just spent a couple months playing games solo, forcing myself to learn regular controls
 ArdCollider: this is like "what if Toy Commander on the Dreamcast had presumably full-sized people in it"
 paronomasiac042: sirs, y'all are being hunted
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 Strebenherz: joining late, looks like a beat-em-up four player?
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz More a shoot-em-up four player
 korvys: So what makes this friendslop (hate that name) and not just... a quirky deathmatch shooter?
 Strebenherz: smash bros with monocles
 Linzington: this walk cycle is amazing. Everyone just straight up skedaddling
Pal_Friendpatine: Game volume very low for anyone else?
 MyrddintheWizard: What the fresh heck is this nonsense! 
 James_the_Dabbler: @korvys it’s the art style mostly for me. (But also I don’t use friendslop perjoratively)
 Strebenherz: duck game with top hats and monocles
MagneticPlushie: duck game has those doesnt it
 korvys: Towerfall?
 James_the_Dabbler: Like, to me, “friendslop” is a description sort of like “lofi”
 Kentosaurus: Can you drive the forklift?
 CaptainSpam: I mean, when you say "Joust-alike", I first think Killer Queen...
  Juliamon: yeah, friendslop is a vibe
 Diabore: im pretty sure its limited to 2 people but have they done nidhogg?
ButButTheJesus: ah, Towerfall and the ol' Ouya
v_nome: Maybe one of the unlocks is forklift certification
 AtomicAlchemical: towerfall lead developer has been mono bangers
 PharaohBender27:   
 pctjoe: they were trying to  cage nelson
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 Zerragonoss: Moving away from long time to kill is the one of the biggest reasons I stopped playing shooters, long live the extended fire fight.
MagneticPlushie: no tiny plane is a stand
 TehAmelie: i immediately wonder if you can play all airplanes
  Juliamon: Diabore they've done Nidhogg AND Nidhogg 2
MagneticPlushie: JJBA part 5 Golden Wind stand if i remember correctly. Narancia's stand?
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 Strebenherz: the spirit realm?  that's rough buddy
 PharaohBender27:  is on a roll!
Simonark: @ejgrgunner I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it?
 pctjoe: the ren faire I went to had rules against weapons and weaponizing bees
 TehAmelie: how about africanizing bees?
 SquareDotCube: Just cheese things
 Micalovits: Thank you Ian
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27:      
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'd say I just got here but I've been sitting here confused for about 5 minutes
 TehAmelie: thin renfair is doing Pompei? that's impressive
 pctjoe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SquareDotCube: it's more like boiling hot tomato bisque
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 AugmentingPath: lava can't burn you without your consent. just firmly say "NO!"
Mashamino: hoist by your own banard
Mashamino: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DepressedAlluringPterodactylRiPepperonis-svPzJMpIUBY96sBj
 TehAmelie: i figured double jump would be more of an advantage
 TehAmelie: velocipedes have taken over our streets
 AugmentingPath: I think hiding is what the lava is there to prevent?
 AugmentingPath: oh, or maybe the sharks
 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 TehAmelie: there could even be lava sharks
 Lysander_salamander: I've not heard of this game before
   Anubis169: Helloooooooooooo everyone 
 Lysander_salamander: Hello Anubis!
 Micalovits: What a way to win
 TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: Ian wants bigger balls
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 Lysander_salamander: does this have the reduced gravity thing the more you get hit, like in Smash Bros?
 Voidhawk42: Petard Werehouse
 Linzington: it's in the petard district
 AugmentingPath: save big money at petard's
MagneticPlushie: save big money at petaaaaards
MagneticPlushie: @AugmentingPath YEAH
 rosesmcgee: Robert Petardo
7gorobei: petarget
 Linzington: Petards petards petards
 Lysander_salamander: ketchup and petard on your hotdog
 AugmentingPath: @MagneticPlushie I had to consult with my more midwestern partner to make sure I had it right 
 OldUncleDan: Petard City.  We sell petards...  AND THAT'S ALL!!!!!!
kusinohki: Dave's petard and pitchfor warehouse...
 TehAmelie: i usually go to Barnard's Bards and Petards
7gorobei: Petard Path and Peyond
 DigitalSeahorse: banan   
 OldUncleDan: Jean-Luc Petard?
 TehAmelie: has anyone hit anything with an oil barrel? i see everyone bounce them off the ground
 JKBalch: I see ham bones and cheese wheels, where's the explosive loaf of bread?
 OldUncleDan: Anything can be a melee weapon if you believe in yourself.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Come on down to Dave's bulk lard and petard warehouse. Grease your dinner or storm and enemy fortress in one easy trip.
7gorobei: petard yard and yard larder
 SquareDotCube: "knock knock open up the door! or don't. It's going to open like it or not"
 OldUncleDan: Gators with hats?  Must be Louisiana.
 WiJohn: Water damage? No. Gator damage? Yes.
 TehAmelie: an aeromarine!
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 mercano82: Give ‘em the beesinus
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TehAmelie: run, gentleman, where you gonna run to?
 TehAmelie: as Nina Simone once sang
 DigitalSeahorse: who's who here?
 PharaohBender27: I believe Nelson is Mustard and Cori is Alabaster.
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 TehAmelie: from top left, Nelly, Ian, Cori, Alex
 DigitalSeahorse: ty
 spo8n: can ghosts possess the forklift?
 TheAinMAP: 
WriterRaven: Cheese-chan is not permitted in gentlemanly establishments, Mr. Horner!
 Diabore: cori is too powerful
 Kramburger: Have we reached space jump?
 Kramburger: Ian.
 calculated_uncertainties: Wow, that's... kinda sad.
 MacbethSeemsSus: 40 years later, the puzzle piece slots in
patrick_stonecrusher: had to learn what a pram was
 JadedCynic: yeah, that can happen - English isn't so much a language as three competing grammar systems in a trenchcoat that mugs other languages for loose loanwords
 Kramburger: My Trained* Attack Shark
 TehAmelie: you don't encounter the word pram a lot
 JadedCynic: and shoehorn THAT into verse, it gets even worse (see, I was a poet, and you didn't know it)
 DoctorHutch: Its totally reasonable to have just learned what a pram was and understood the line. But if you've known what a pram was the whole time, thats more confusing
 A_Dub888: !holes
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 CaptainSpam: Holes.  No one every thinks about 'em.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiercingSpinelessThymeCorgiDerp-g22SphysklJUg_S4
 JadedCynic: @TehAmelie 50 years ago, in a different nation, maybe, but now and here, yeah nah
 DigitalSeahorse: this must be Bombados
 pctjoe: don't stop beliveing ian
 Kramburger: My primary school italian teacher used to complaint about english citing Gorilla/Guerrilla as an example. Fast forward 30 years and I discover one's a spanish translation of an African language that doesn't exist and the other's dutch afrikaans
patrick_stonecrusher: l had a moment like that watching Spaceballs the 187ish time, Rick Morannis says to the golfing plastic surgeon "Go and work on your puts". l came to the realization it was a Yiddish pun of putz, a limp penis or innefectual wimp
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 googoltudoris: ahh, exactly the kinds of shenanigans i expected when i clicked on crossing the streams
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 Athelgar: riding a pennyfarthing on a yacht seems like a terrible time lol
 TehAmelie: you should try riding a biplane on a yacht
 googoltudoris: @Athelgar you need a bigger yacht
 AugmentingPath: even Alex's revenant seeks the sub-lava
  Texan_Reverend: @googoltudoris Careful with that. The Orcas might come for you.
 Zu_o: we should make Bezos Yacht a map including the deployable yacht it has and the yacht that can deploy from that yacht so we can destroy it over and over and over again
 googoltudoris: i'd settle for someone making a model to stick in DCS
 JadedCynic: I mean, latex allergies
 Athelgar: @googoltudoris i suppose it would be easier to ride around on an aircraft carrier sized yacht lol
 googoltudoris: mom said it's my turn with the cannon
 rosesmcgee: They clearly pivoted into a new market segment
 googoltudoris: spoken like someone who DOESN'T want babies to explode, smh
DigitalSeahorse:  
 TehAmelie: i think it was last year some millionaire was talking about how baby carriages should use more asbestos so who knows
 Dog_of_Myth: This is just a normal 2am Waffle House
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’m late to the stream, I missed intros.  what’s the game and how’s it work?
 TheAinMAP: 
 googoltudoris: i know the real answer is "you're describing shooters" but this still just makes me think of Goldeneye but sillier
Mashamino: normal neck things
 JadedCynic: aaaaaand Ian's on another watchlist...
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: A Gentlemen's Dispute
 A_Dub888: !findquote bees
  LRRbot: Quote #5820: "Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword." —Graham [2019-02-13]
 googoltudoris: look, all i'm saying is that if any of the three letter agencies were doing their jobs i'd have had a lot more chats over the years...
UtilityPunk: Using cannons like the final dispute of gentlemen they're meant to be
 googoltudoris: something something tally ho dot txt
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what’s the objective here?  are they trying to attack each other, destroy the environment, something else?
DigitalSeahorse: someone should add a shawinigan handshake card
 Voidhawk42: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Last Gentleman Standing
UtilityPunk: Corpse-napping!
 AugmentingPath: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Voidhawk42 in what manner?  how?
aClonedPickle: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff ffa deathmatch, one life, perks chosen between rounds (winner picks last)
DigitalSeahorse: blame Boeing too
 Dog_of_Myth: That tracks Nelly
 AugmentingPath: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff bring each other's hitpoints from 100 to 0 with various weapons (and a few enviro hazards)
 darkcyril: That's actually an upgrade option for United. Expect to be billed for the mistake shortly.
 JadedCynic: I still blame the former McDonnell  Douglas
DigitalSeahorse: that only works if we look at Ian's section of the screen
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DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I choose you Bear Trap!
 AugmentingPath: I can't believe this game stole the concept of a train station from gangbeasts
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse:  
DigitalSeahorse:  
Mashamino: da bees
 calculated_uncertainties: mmm, ham
 MacbethSeemsSus: "I like my women like I like my coffee. Covered in bees!" -Eddie Izzard
 SnackPak_: A+ fade out
DigitalSeahorse:  how bout coffee?
 JadedCynic: liking the BGM - paul's idea? 
  Sarah_Serinde: It's probably just the game's music, Paul doesn't need to be involved for this setup
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 JadedCynic: cool - more props for the game itself
DigitalSeahorse: my new chair keeps rolling to the right cause the wheels aren't clogged with crud over the years  
DigitalSeahorse: oh I've got ads?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lysander_salamander: 
 TheAinMAP: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: seem to have 3x as much health
DigitalSeahorse: the penny farthing goeth far the naught
 Lysander_salamander: tis a silly game
 TehAmelie: pretty even 3 on 1 it seems
 Lysander_salamander: oh, the murderhole
Mashamino: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 pctjoe: don't dream it, bee-hit
 SnackPak_: o7
 TehAmelie: i guess the gentlemen couldn't. . .cut the mustard
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie 
Mashamino: the Jolly Green Giant
 MacbethSeemsSus: @TehAmelie *dons sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, my one disappointment is they didn't employ the British Parliament terminology for different parties where the Juggernaut would be the "Honorable Lord ___________" and the others would be I forget the term for members of your own party
 TehAmelie: i'm glad Nelly won that one cause i had the joke locked in like 20 seconds in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this is going on outside while that one fantastic golf game they played on W+P as a palate cleanser a long time ago where you try to smash maximum numbers of expensive things goes on inside
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't know if the players have noticed yet, and it is still funny, but repeatedly slapping the same person over and over appears to only do damage on the first hit, and doesn't do damage again until they've like, fully recovered
 Lysander_salamander: so close
 MacbethSeemsSus: @HadesLeprechaun But that would require not slapping them
  Sarah_Serinde: Cori was super close to taking out Alex there though
TheMadS8nt: prof X
 Dog_of_Myth: Xavier
Mashamino: yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Professor X
 Lysander_salamander: Half brother
 Dog_of_Myth: Step brother
 SpoonfullOfSugar: step brother i think
 HadesLeprechaun: @MacbethSeemsSus I did concede it was still funny!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth ^
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, took me a moment but now I know what game you're referring to. "Dangerous Golf," I want to say?
NeoKevlar: and he has crazy wacko strong magic powers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 That sounds correct? I always get the name of that one and the awesome game inspired by W+P where you literally play golf with guns
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig The gun golf game is Nice Shot!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah I always get the name Nice Shot! and Dangerous Golf mixed up. Both very good games with very different vibes, but you can see why
Mashamino: baby too big
 TehAmelie: now i wish i had a giant size Toblerone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Frozen giant Toblerones are great as the secret "I've had a shit day and just need something" food
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 HadesLeprechaun: Neo Yokio sure was an anime
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 Lysander_salamander: no kill box?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuccessfulDignifiedSkunkKappaPride-EgXMux5B21fo0fYZ
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 TehAmelie: 
 PharaohBender27: This panacake palace feels like it has something to be desired . . .
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DistinctSparklingFriseeAMPEnergyCherry-QHoxShtNYVdGoZ3U
 MacbethSeemsSus: Werner Herzog: I would like to flatten ze tall man.....
Mashamino: za warudo!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the yellow cylinder just a sponge cake? Or a fruit cake?
 Lysander_salamander: anti-ghost paint
 KaleidoscopeMind: cars can punch ghosts
 TehAmelie: that's how you become a ghost hitchhiker
 Lysander_salamander: what in the world
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DignifiedRespectfulPizzaWow-qf56gyqpLaXC1_Xy
Mashamino: uhhhh
 TehAmelie: the juggernaut with the 10 foot bow seems somewhat intimidating
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KadmosTech: oh no, gourd!
 Lysander_salamander: wow
  Sarah_Serinde: well this is rude gabyLul
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: you barely took any damage while submerged in lava. might be a good hiding spot
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Mashamino: the opposite of sub-ocean
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: did cori find the super ocean? 
 JadedCynic: "gamers don't look up" 
 HadesLeprechaun: Ian managed to get back in from under the level
 TehAmelie: i think the juggernaut may be a little glitchy
Mashamino: that's at least a quarter farthing, surely
 RatherLargeToad: Biz-naaasss
 pctjoe: the touch the feel of lava
  Juliamon: the magma of our lives
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tonight on Mythbusters: Can baby be big?
 PharaohBender27: 
Mashamino: everywhere
 TheAinMAP: 
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGECALL
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Laurence72: Dunh Dunh Dunh DunhDunh
 HadesLeprechaun: lava only does like, 2 damage per tic, and juggernaut has like 310 health at the start so
 HadesLeprechaun: it could take a while
 Lysander_salamander: this is a delight
 Diabore: ian is trying so hard
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is banana
DigitalSeahorse: 
Mashamino: lava bees
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: 
Mashamino: gg
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: the statuesque Mr Alabaster with the suicide clothesline
 spethycakes: that's a fun-sized bar of chocolate
 HadesLeprechaun: maybe the lava should actually...keep rising when it says 'lava rising' to guarantee that the game -actually- ends
 JadedCynic: "A very strange game, Professor Falken - the only winning move seems to be to not play.  How about a nice game of chess?"
 TehAmelie: reminds me of Costco's new 5 pound easter chocolate bunny
 Lysander_salamander: I hope they try "About Fishining" on Talking Simulator
 MacbethSeemsSus: I accept your cheese demand
Mashamino: the two things may or may not be related
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 HadesLeprechaun: can we get a smidge more game audio if possible? it's very quiet
 spethycakes: yes, we have no bananas...we have no bananas today
DigitalSeahorse:    
epicduece: I just joined... is this like silly smash bros?
 calculated_uncertainties: I thought that was just an ability that Cori had.
 Laurence72: Why are we surprised that Cori has access to bananas?
 KadmosTech: there were 30,000 lbs.... of bananas... 
 Strebenherz: IAN
Mashamino: those are words
 MacbethSeemsSus: Somewhere in europe, Graham just sighed
 PharaohBender27: Was that a *shark* for a second there?
  Juliamon: The shark is very protective of its waters
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon As it should be
DigitalSeahorse: "And now I miss my Pram a Lot."
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianMoistBobaKappaWealth-mFBxsMMUEEr7n1h_
Mashamino: and now the ocean is lava
 pctjoe: airplane the movie where the zuckers used all thier best gags
 Strebenherz: I don't care/mind if that doesn't make highlights.  I *do* hope it at least gives Jordynne a chuckle xD
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no Cori's battleship potemkin'ing!
 e_bloc: yikes mr. mustard was stripped of their rank
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DigitalSeahorse: woo prop hunt
 Lysander_salamander: sort of like screencheat
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Sarah_Serinde Just a bit
 HadesLeprechaun: prop could probably turn their camera against a wall or something
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
Mashamino: 
DigitalSeahorse: says a minute 32
 Lysander_salamander: oh you can cycle through items, neat
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 spethycakes: one shot....one opportunity
 KadmosTech: Ian "ricochet" Horner
 Strebenherz: If the shark eats you, you die of death
 e_bloc: that was flawless
 HadesLeprechaun: oh Alex could have made it super hard, he had a camera angle in his original spot that was behind a wall so Ian couldn't have even seen what object he was
DigitalSeahorse:   
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
 MacbethSeemsSus: Good news: They'll never find me. Bad news: They'll never find me.....
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 e_bloc:   
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 e_bloc: 100 100 100
DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: beej will personally think about you while processing your payment
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Matt's building a totally normal museum! Game: Two Point Museum) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:42 from now).
 spethycakes: at the end of the game, you ideally have two points
 KadmosTech: @spethycakes sounds twice as interesting as desert bus!
 e_bloc: 1 or 3 is a fail
 spethycakes: @KadmosTech DB has two points, too! Hmm...
 e_bloc: he's just gonna finish solos isn't he
 MacbethSeemsSus: @spethycakes Ah, the line gambit
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: camel up super cup
 e_bloc: I thought this was regular cup
 PharaohBender27: Also Ben's car broke down while he was camping - check Bluesky for details
 SnackPak_: I'll miss Cameron
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 fuck
  Sarah_Serinde: Ben and Nicole are fine but it's a big unexpected expense, unfortunately
 PharaohBender27: ^
 e_bloc: no  kidding
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc One of the cylinders tried to escape unfortunately
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ModernBusyAlfalfaPunchTrees-MG6fv-V-7U-MP7i8
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DigitalSeahorse:   
 spethycakes:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 e_bloc: 
 Vinewood_OG:   
 PharaohBender27:  Ride with us 
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 chaos5896: Have a good night LRR Crew and mods. Thank you for what you do!
loufghyslaufey: W u t ?
loufghyslaufey: A "Desert Bus" song?
loufghyslaufey: What's about to happen...?
  Sarah_Serinde: there are a few of them
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: they're just in the normal rotation of break music these days
 TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (102 days from now)
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: *stares at cross stitch she's working on right now* that is not enough days away
loufghyslaufey: Pressing "X" for.... "Doubts...!???"
 PharaohBender27: @loufghyslaufey So back when LRR did weekly sketches, they would do one about Desert Bus when it happened. And sometimes it was a song
 PharaohBender27: This was also how we got Tucscon or Bust
loufghyslaufey: Desert Bus Express: "Nothing happens"
DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: @loufghyslaufey Well Desert Bus: Express didn
 PharaohBender27: *didn't exist when LRR did weekly sketches
loufghyslaufey: One Desert Bus Song plays back on the LRR channel: "ITS A SIGN OF THE TIMES...!" (kidding, kidding... I joke...)
DigitalSeahorse: woo new shirt of trans pride!
DigitalSeahorse: and old shirt of Science!
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