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Mangledpixel: agh, off by 1
Didero:
Way too early, gotta learn to be patient 
Didero: Good evening!
INCSlayer: Good Evening
INCSlayer: im here for completly normal hospitals
INCSlayer: *museums
chaos5896: Incoming!!!
Earthenone: !point
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chaos5896: !museum
chaz_existing: !findquote point
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Didero: I know Matt and Kathleen played this ages ago on a sponsored stream, I wonder if Matt's going to continue that save or start over
chaos5896: !quote matt
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OldUncleDan: I still need to pick up Two Point University at some point.
PixelsAtDawnGaming: As someone whose surname is Griffiths, that was an odd notification to get
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INCSlayer: Juniper!
chaz_existing: dog
Dalrint: Puppy.
Didero: Hello picture of a dog
chaos5896:
dog 
Didero: Hello Matt
MLPCopperMoon: Bonus stream!
RocknGrohlNerd: cute dog
OldUncleDan: Nice Canadian Tuxedo, Mr. Griffiths!
Dalrint: Go steal someone else's chair!
lukasms00: Hellouw
lukasms00: Nice boots
OldUncleDan: Fair enough.
Dalrint: That means you can go use the best chair in the building, right?
ArtDecoSunburn: As someone who works in a museum, I'm curious about this scheduled game.
RocknGrohlNerd: is canadian tuxedo, just double denim ?
ArtDecoSunburn: Is it natural history museum, art, science, history, what? Combo?
INCSlayer: Matt is Light with Mood LIghting today
Didero: @ArtDecoSunburn Last time it was fossils and stuff
ArtDecoSunburn: Never seen it. It's a simulator?
ArtDecoSunburn: Lighting is key in museums.
CristinawithaK: I bought this game last week and I've been so addicted ^^
MLPCopperMoon: I liked two point hospital, it was quite relaxing and it felt really accessible
JadedCynic: comedy 'management-simulator'
MLPCopperMoon: I wonder how two point museum is different to it
ArtDecoSunburn: Silly is nice. So don't expect accuracy. Got it. Museum away!
INCSlayer: Aminals!
Didero: Art!
CristinawithaK:
art
Didero: Should start a poll
MLPCopperMoon: Animals, I say
JadedCynic: art
Wolfstrike_NL: +Animals
chaos5896: art
Didero: The only possible choice is art of animals
ArtDecoSunburn: Art of animals? Animals that make art?
MLPCopperMoon: Paintings of dogs playing poker here I come @Didero
OldUncleDan: Is he baptised?
TheMerricat: Not that I expect anyone to remember but these are spiritual successors to old Bullfrog Games Theme Hospital but they moved from Hospitals in the original Two Point game to other stuff
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat I remember that brand.
OldUncleDan: @TheMerricat So, maybe we will see Two Point Dungeon Master in the future?
OldUncleDan: Or Keeper.
TheMerricat:
@OldUncleDan 
MLPCopperMoon: Two Point Evil Genius?
MLPCopperMoon: I guess you can already be an evil genius in the current games
ArtDecoSunburn: So this Fitzpocket is a little like Alice Walton and Crystal Bridges museum?
ArtDecoSunburn: Never let donors curate. Mistake number one.
ArtDecoSunburn: @MLPCopperMoon There are definitely evil geniuses in the art world.
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INCSlayer: You shouldnt buy people Matt
ArtDecoSunburn: So are we a revenue dependent museum, or can we have free admission?
INCSlayer: Woohoo i have a job!
ArtDecoSunburn: Sure. Happy to be whatever needed. I'm a curator in real life, so fun to take a different virtual role.
INCSlayer: ahh yes the staff room goes in the staff hole
chaos5896: lol, who you callin' a staff hole XD
ArtDecoSunburn: Just make sure the staff room is sound-proofed to hide the sobbing from the teenage docents going through teenage stuff.
Didero: Won't that make it harder to fit stuff into a room?
ArtDecoSunburn: Free sandwiches? Already you'll have your pick of staff applicants.
Didero: That's good of the game
MLPCopperMoon: The artless gallery. Ceci n'est pas un musรฉe
Didero: Like 4'33, except visual instead of aural
ArtDecoSunburn: For example, the last three galleries I worked on each took 9 years each to plan. I'm on a quick-turnaround gallery team now, and that's 2 years.
MLPCopperMoon: It's interesting for a museum to hire an artist for a museum. I thought usually they bought art instead of making it?
ArtDecoSunburn: The real money comes from the cafe, the gift shop, and an IMAX. Can we run 3-d Monet's water lillies on a giant screen for $25 a ticket?
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INCSlayer: Thats profound Matt
INCSlayer: im filled with joy? that doesnt sound like me
ArtDecoSunburn: @MLPCopperMoon Some museums have artists in residence. some have young artist de velopment programs.
MLPCopperMoon: Oh, interesting! Sounds nice.
ArtDecoSunburn: Most museums don't directly buy art. Donors buy it and give it to the museum.
ArtDecoSunburn: Sorry. Typing on my Blackberry.
MLPCopperMoon: Despite living in Paris, I don't know that much about museums, which I admit is unfortunate
ArtDecoSunburn: @MLPCopperMoon At scale, nothing is like the Louvre in terms of how many people they run through a year. They're the Atlanta airport of museums.
MLPCopperMoon:
Oh wow, I've been hired! 
wordnerdify: Good morning LRRFriend, good morning chat
JadedCynic: oh, Happy Non-Binary Pride Day!
Anaerin: !show override bonus
ArtDecoSunburn: So we're not really doing any sort of thematic galleries?
empyreon:
ArtDecoSunburn: Or that comes later?
MLPCopperMoon: I think this is a gallery themed on "art". There was another one that could have been themed on "animals"
JadedCynic:
what?!? Adequate staffing levels? UNTHINKABLE!
ArtDecoSunburn: @MLPCopperMoon Last year I got to know an artist at the National Gallery who was commissioned to design a modern piece that would interact and reference a room of old master paintings, but reference space and the future. It was a very impressive installation.
wolphiron: It's a Matt! Hi Matt c:
MLPCopperMoon: @ArtDecoSunburn That sounds lovely!
ArtDecoSunburn: What staff like most is having their own bathrooms outside of tourist zones. Got to play up the swipe card access staff floors.
wolphiron: The description of the game sounds like Josh Johnson's description of watching a toddler wreck a museum security guard by replenishing his Apple sauce covered hands and running around to touch all the paintings ๐
wolphiron: Bathrooms go into the weird corners so they can be hidden
wordnerdify: It would be more weird if the bathroom were an island in the middle of the museum floor
wolphiron: @wordnerdify OMG , with no wall so the person using the bathroom becomes an exhibit ๐
Mangledpixel: hanitize!
Didero: Do we charge for the bathroom?
ArtDecoSunburn: @wordnerdify Could be an artistic statement on the transience just public prominence of human waste.
wordnerdify: @ArtDecoSunburn I think it's been done before
ArtDecoSunburn: @Didero I know some museums that would if they could.
INCSlayer: ohh its cheese i thought it was a big potato
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I love it, as long as I don't have to use it or see others use it ๐๐๐
ArtDecoSunburn: Played by Grant Wood's dentist.
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Depends, if it's a public bathroom or not. I had to pay for outdoor bathroom use in Paris
ArtDecoSunburn: Shout out to Steve Biel's book on "American Gothic." He was an undergrad advisor of mine.
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron That's more of a European pay toilet thing, though, right?
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I think so, yes
ArtDecoSunburn: Imagine a museum with only one emotional register. I've been there -- the Munch museum in Oslo. Everything is despair.
Didero: i like trains
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn But he survived the summer that never was, bc of that one volcano eruption covered the world, right? The same even created Frankenstein and Dracula
Didero: You're right, Matt, not placing everything on the grid does make rooms look a lot better
ArtDecoSunburn: Is there any space for scholarship in our museum? Do the curators have offices? Is there a library?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Didero Agree.
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn BTW I'm thinking of Munich's scream series, painted to capture the volcano disaster sky
wolphiron: @InconsiderateHat We were talking about bathrooms in chat, so, maybe you're right ๐
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Once you've seen the fifth variation of "The Scream" in a row, you start to despair. Never had I so much embraced the sunlight outdoors upon exiting. And I like Munch!
InconsiderateHat: @wolphiron A very important subtopic - people can't think about art if they need to poop.
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn I'll have to put it on my bucket list! I haven't seen any of them in person and I would like to look at the less famous screams
ArtDecoSunburn: I do like the staging of that art, slotted into panels.
INCSlayer: Cool
INCSlayer: i do like slaying inc
JadedCynic: @InconsiderateHat and then while they're busy pooping, THAT is when they think about the art they just saw
wolphiron: @InconsiderateHat No, we were talking about bathrooms in corners and imagining what would happen if we put it in the middle of the museum with no walls ๐
MLPCopperMoon: I saw the scream in person too! They opened it at regular times, so light didn't damage it, I assume.
ArtDecoSunburn: Last year I got to learn how they hang a thirty-foot long straight piece of art on a curving wall at the Hirschorn. Lots of engineering involved.
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn That sounds fabulous! I like informative explanations like that
INCSlayer: @ArtDecoSunburn i would have assumed the just bent the art
Mangledpixel: a bad manager. a banager.
ArtDecoSunburn: @MLPCopperMoon Neat. The Munch Museum has a couple of different versions, kept in deliberately dim galleries. Natural light is art's worst enemy.
ArtDecoSunburn: You definitely need a gift shop. Astronaut ice cream sales at my museum pay for my conference travel.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can you make it so they must exit through the gift shop?
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Hey do you know about the @art_deco channel on YouTube? The person does art analysis on famous paintings, including the history and some of the messages put into the paintings
ArtDecoSunburn: Art books sell well. Tote bags. Magnets. Puzzles. Notecards.
JadedCynic:
a few years ago, driving taxi, I was in a minivan and we discovered if you lower all the seats, and bring it up in the gap between the front seats, you can fit an 11' long framed canvas inside a Dodge Grand Caravan and close the back hatch securely. 
InconsiderateHat: @wolphiron Thus the fear of losing the social acceptance tier of Maslow's pyramid would prevent them from satisfying their more base-tier need to poop. ....Or would it? *thoughtful chin-stroking*
wordnerdify: Well, this is serendipitous
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Oslo has some underrated museums. Worth seeing.
Mangledpixel:
MLPCopperMoon: Well, that's appopriate
wolphiron: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters The necessary evil for museum survival, I love that you suggested it ๐
JadedCynic:
and still....kinda profound in a way
ArtDecoSunburn: @InconsiderateHat Nicely timed to the current artwork.
InconsiderateHat: Incredible
ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic Assuredly the preferred way of transporting Old Masters.
Didero: inks layer
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Based on your username and what you've been commenting in chat, I thought you'd enjoy the YouTube channel
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Do not. Thanks for the suggestion.
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Of course! I hope you enjoy it! The channel is constantly pointing out the salt that the painters add to their works, it's really funny
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ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron I'm more an historian than an art scholar, though I do co-oversee an art wall of about twenty paintings in one of my galleries.
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Painters do as much mixing as cooks, almost.
JadedCynic:
@ArtDecoSunburn it still left me enough field of vision to see my wing mirrors, so no blind spots, and we were travelling on suburban side roads so not much traffic. brought the surprise birthday present to its destination promptly, safe and sound
Didero: Maybe turn it off and on again?
ArtDecoSunburn: @INCSlayer Insurance would not like that. Also throws off the lighting.
TXC2: oh hello everybody, didn't expect a stream today
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn If it helps, the YouTube channel also goes into the history and events surrounding the paintings. C:
TXC2: !uptime
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ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic That's some impressive driving. Fun taxi moment, sounds like.
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wolphiron: @JadedCynic The transportation idea is really cool, I'm glad you shared the story!
ArtDecoSunburn: Do you have an auditorium, Matt? Lectures and film screenings can drive revenue.
Mangledpixel: apparently the audio thing is a known glitch, fixed by exiting to the main menu and reloading the game
wolphiron: Pop art
JadedCynic:
@wolphiron yeah, one of my fave fares
wolphiron: Andy Worhl work?
Mangledpixel: he's abstracted!
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Almost all traveling exhibits do that these days.
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JadedCynic:
87....in a row? 
GoRiLLa87: i wish
The_Lesser_Gatsby: I've always wanted to be a janitor!
TXC2: !patreon
wolphiron: @Mangledpixel Since you're in chat, I wanted to mention I really enjoyed your work in illustrating the "Private Art's Art Instruction with Private Art" for the CFUT LRLs! They were amazing!
ArtDecoSunburn: Hey, my museum educators would be envious of your personal outreach to viewers, Matt.
Mangledpixel: wolphiron that wasn't me, that was Featherweight
Mangledpixel:
not the first time I've been mixed up with him though 
wolphiron: @Mangledpixel Sorry, I mixed up the usernames! Thanks for the correction c:
wolphiron: @Mangledpixel ๐, you guys just do SO MUCH for LRR and we the fans appreciate it!
Mangledpixel:
I'm the one that does intro animation stuff
ArtDecoSunburn: The museum version is naming hallways and conference rooms after donors/patrons. The really big donors get whole galleries, hence how I curated a space named after Raytheon.
Mangledpixel: yes?
JadedCynic: *YOINK*
JadedCynic:
ArtDecoSunburn: Surprising revenue generator -- penny stampers and those inverted cones that race nickels or quarters.
Mangledpixel: errr, typo
OrcishArtillery:
One of those Ps should be a D 
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn Little known fact, we've had American colleges named after donors during the early years. But Yale is named after the second highest donor, bc the first donor had Dummy as a last name
Mangledpixel: you typed Mangleppixel
OrcishArtillery:
Mangledname 
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn Ice cream place had one of those, and I think I liked it more then the icecream 
wolphiron: @ArtDecoSunburn It's just really fun to have a custom coin from the location, and it's super fun to race the coins down the funnel
Mangledpixel:
TXC2: Matt Ironically mangled the Pix
GoRiLLa87:
and what year the move was 
JadedCynic: @ArtDecoSunburn oh YES - the Children's Miracle Foundation would have one of those at our regular grocery store - we'd always make sure to have some coins in our pockets to have fun every time we shopped
wolphiron: @JadedCynic You should know that "Jelle's Marble Runs" on YouTube has a video where he sends various marbles down the funnel!
TXC2: it's worked out so far...
TXC2:
JadedCynic: @TXC2 yes, Dairy Queen's in canada....I wonder why they took them all out - COVID?
JadedCynic: I kinda miss them
TXC2: JadedCynic I', not Canadain so I wouldn't know, but Covid is as good a guess as any
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Didero: Translation: "This could be better"
OldUncleDan: As much as I love DQ... Honestly, Culver's is generally better.
nevetis_:
ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic Fun!
JadedCynic: yeah, DQ is.....accessible.
TXC2: hello nevetis_ welcome
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron People love stamping pennies. Don't know what we'll stamp now they've been discontinued.
INCSlayer: Man im prolific
INCSlayer: do i get my own wing?
RocknGrohlNerd:
@INCSlayer 
TXC2: INCSlayer low key making the Road Quest intro
INCSlayer: @TXC2 i do love Road Quest
ArtDecoSunburn: @wolphiron Having been a professor at a number of schools, I know the practice well. I worked at a business school for two years -- everything was named. Nobody does it better than my undergrad, Harvard. Everything was endowed.
ArtDecoSunburn: Children's rooms do well in many museums. Is that an option here?
Mangledpixel: apparently returning to the main menu may fix the audio issues
ArtDecoSunburn: What type is the first museum?
ArtDecoSunburn: Docents love being trained in guided tours.
INCSlayer: !break
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CristinawithaK: perfect, I need to make lunch
OldUncleDan: Would building Towers out of Cedarwood remove the Signal Eating Moths problem?
wolphiron: @OldUncleDan Cedar essential oil also works, but that's bc you need the cedar essence
INCSlayer:
Volume increased during break 
OldUncleDan: @wolphiron But how do you build a cell tower out of oil?
TXC2: and we're back
TXC2:
OldUncleDan given the amount of petrol in most construction materials, towers kind of are made of oil
OldUncleDan: @TXC2 [Nods sagely] Very astute.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Very true.
ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan Electricity. Oil powers the grid, electricity makes the network possible.
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TXC2: "who's that?" "Him? oh he's the bone wizard" "I'mma Palaeontologist!"
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ArtDecoSunburn: Your museum layout would work well for renting our for venues. Also extended evening hours to attract young adults with happy hours.
TXC2: Training was so broken in Theme hospital
TXC2: well all you had to do was wait an in game year, and you'd have a consultant doctor for about 1/3 of the normal wage
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romance trait 
Didero: You should sell plushies of that in the giftshop
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INCSlayer: wow imagine dragons
Didero: Probably close enough
AdamYMHMI: Draggin' the dragons
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Only chatmembers who give him money
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TXC2: damn what sass from the announcer
ArtDecoSunburn: @Didero Smart.
ArtDecoSunburn: Tapestry reminds me to shout out the fabric conservators in museums. They're leading materials scientists engaged in preserving priceless heritage.
ArtDecoSunburn: Like in my museum, the lady who preserves the spacesuits. It's a science.
invickthus: honestly, so real, watching conservation videos is fascinating.
TXC2: yeah they've moved the 1000 year old bayaux tapestry recently, took over a decade to plan
Didero: gotta dust behind it
TXC2: from Normandy in France, to be toured in the UK
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I hear tickets are selling well.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Didero Gott keep Nicholas Cage from finding the Norman treasure map on the back.
invickthus: my wizard self being on break means I, too, am on break.
INCSlayer: I have actually gone to a museum this year. i went to the Gothenburg Natural History Museum a few months ago
BrowneePointz: *drags Matt to the Field museum in Chicago*
ArtDecoSunburn: @INCSlayer Neat. What did you like best that you saw?
INCSlayer: The Blue Whale
invickthus: I most recently went to the Met, it was amazing. Walked around for hours, feel like I only scratched the surface.
INCSlayer: I live in gothenburg also i have been there before but it was years ago
ArtDecoSunburn: @invickthus Fun. Did you ever go the Cloisters? My favorite element of the Met.
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz One of the truly great museums.
invickthus: @ArtDecoSunburn It was closed the day we happened to be there! Next time for sure.
ArtDecoSunburn: @invickthus Worth the trip uptown.
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ArtDecoSunburn: @INCSlayer Cool. Nature can be so impressive in scale.
Dreadelicious: Tax fraud!
Dreadelicious: do it do it do it
invickthus: we do, because we want to fund education.
TXC2: pay taxes, we're not billionaires
ArtDecoSunburn: What kind of museum are we? We're not non-profit? A little suspect.
TXC2: good thing that's gnome's hat has a flared base
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Dreadelicious: ewg
TXC2: so don't touch the toilets?
OldUncleDan: That's not the definition of "insanity." That's just peer review.
Dreadelicious: eg
empyreon: E G G
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Didero: But I already just refilled my water...
Didero: Welcome back Matt
Didero: un-egg-spected
Didero: thank YOU
MyrddintheWizard: Late to the stream but I hope everyone is having a good day!
Didero: The weather has been and will be trying here, so I'm glad I've got these streams to look forward to
TXC2: hello MyrddintheWizard welcome
Didero: We're having our second heatwave of the year
TXC2:
meanwhile, here in the UK, it's been people dying hot
Didero: Luckily it should cool down a bit here come Friday, looking forward to it
JadedCynic: yay - I just wanna hear about SOMEWHERE getting some relief
Didero: Saturday's predicted high is colder than today's low
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JadedCynic:
same - our basement apartment has windows on east, south and north sides....and the prevailing wind is from teh west, naturally 
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TXC2: hell, the Heat dome made a whole town get abbandoned
HarmonisedMelody: Gasp!
TXC2: gotta remember that dot Tuvalu
Didero: Isn't the .tv TLD the main driver of Tuvalu's economy?
TXC2: Didero yeap
JadedCynic: inability to give off excess body heat - sometimes due to medical conditions (even just age), but often exacerbated by not just hot weather but also circumstances - lack of fans, a/c, living space has bad airflow, etc.
Didero: Rock and Stone
TXC2: several Mr T Dwarfs
Didero: Sure, they seem to be chillin'
HarmonisedMelody: Looks a little chilly, might get them a jacket
Juliamon: Exquisite dead guy, defrosting in his display case
Didero: My main problem with Two Point Hospital was that you have to start over on every level, which makes it repetitive. Seems like in this game you spend a lot more time in each building?
INCSlayer: !fish
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Didero: That does seem more fun. Thanks for explaining!
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot Two Point Aquarium?
Didero: There's Two Point Hospital and Two Point Campus
Didero: There's Megaquarium, but that's from a different developer
ArtDecoSunburn: @Didero I bet the tenure chase is exciting on Two Point Campus. Doesn't the series have vampires?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There are aquaria in this game
Didero: Oh yeah, the second screenshot on the game's Steam page shows off some big aquariums
INCSlayer: Arent Vampires just goths with extra steps?
TXC2: "he's been drinking student's blood! can you fire him?!" "I would, but...he has tenure."
JadedCynic: @INCSlayer well, vampires have never sacked Rome...
INCSlayer: @JadedCynic thats what they want you to think
Didero: what could possibly go wrong
HarmonisedMelody:
Always do it
JadedCynic: @INCSlayer keeping something like that out of the historical record is a LOT of work...
JadedCynic: can't do the smart thing, naturally
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JadedCynic: ironically, if you didn't someone probably would've gotten a funny heatstroke-related injury or illness
TXC2:
"imagine a place filled with things you can't afford, welcome to Aldi"
Didero: Some people would pay extra to be eaten by the clown plant
HarmonisedMelody: Rafflessia!
HarmonisedMelody: Stinky Carnivore plant!
TXC2: not Sister mister?
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ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic I remember when I was an undergrad, and someone found an Emerson letter to Thoreau in the stacks of the Harvard library. Made me think how easy it would be spark controversy by forging snd a hiding a letter inside a rare book. Upend the stated historical recordd
Hulyen:
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Hulyen: but what if the exhibits look tasty?
Hulyen: how whimsical and also horrifying
malsareus: Ma'am please don't lick the exibits
TXC2: "but that exhibit licked me!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @malsareus Liking the tapestry could give rug burn.
ArtDecoSunburn: Licking.
ArtDecoSunburn: Ruined my own joke.
malsareus: wait, can the announcement person just promote themselves? does that work with pay raises too?
malsareus: ah I see, you're the person management blames
Hulyen: they'll never be bored!
Didero: Always good when you can laugh at your own jokes
Hulyen: that uhhhh might be a problem
Didero: Is that the Irritable Trowel?
malsareus: right, seal it of with concrete
Didero: Thanks for not staying zoomed in on that
TXC2:
now we're theme hospital
Hulyen: @TXC2 I mean, it sounds like the same announcer
TXC2: Hulyen this one is deeper voiced, but same vibe yeah
Didero: Seems the PA voice in Theme Hospital is called Rebecca Green, and the Two Point games are voiced by Jayne Webley, wife of the game studio's cofounder
malsareus: the barf is a good reason
empyreon:
malsareus: Matt'ing will continue until morale improves
TXC2: thanks for streaming Matt
Hulyen: have a great day!
Didero: Thanks for the stream! Really improved my evening
Radio_Romantic_: ty Matt!
Didero: twitch dot loadingreadyrun
TXC2: !next
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ArtDecoSunburn: Thank you, sir. Most interesting game.
empyreon: such VALUE!
TXC2: so many streams were I have...get to approve the clips
Mr_Bitterness: Camel Up Super Cup Camel Up Super Cup
Hulyen: "This belongs in a museum!" /breaks arm/
LurkerSpine:
TXC2: LurkerSpine congrats on the golden kappa
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ArtDecoSunburn: @Hulyen "This is a nice funery urn you have here. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it,would we?" (Tips over mummy case)
Earthenone: !upcamel
lichen_subscribe: Aww. Missed it
HarmonisedMelody: Was fun!
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TXC2: lichen_subscribe there will be anouther tomorrow
TXC2: *another
HarmonisedMelody: Coming up!
HarmonisedMelody: Another Two Point Museum Stream tomorrow!
HarmonisedMelody: On twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
HarmonisedMelody: What a banger of a song
HarmonisedMelody:
One more minute til I get the last drop
HarmonisedMelody:
Jamming out to Big Giant Circles
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
TXC2: to the crapshot!
ContingentCat: !next
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