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@ErynTzun Yep. That's been my experience. 
exeJayce: honestly it was like... probably near 100F today and it'll likely be that tomorrow too. icky. too much glowing orange orb power.
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ErynTzun: That was pretty funny. Is the lore that he broke in to shred non-hasbro games or did someone give him the keys?
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Diabore: didnt even spin
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Mai_Andra: that moment waiting to see if Adam remembers the bit...
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SnackPak_: Adam is minecraft god
MacbethSeemsSus: If there's no one at house stark to hear the alarm does the ban still happen?
exeJayce: @Vinewood_OG that is very catchy, I like it
Strebenherz: Look dem games are good
DMGlol: tragic
BusTed: smh
Diabore: i remember that, was a good time
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circusofkirkus: classic James
SquareDotCube: typical James
chaos5896: PB&J is mid
jessicaengle: Can you snipe a random person with a compliment?
betweenmyself: asking about getting shot prompts immediate action, as opposed to asking about play Putt-Putt which just causes further delays
DMGlol: strawberry
Spades_Slicc: Peach Jalapeno jelly
Mai_Andra: the cup of piss that ends up sitting in the fridge for a month because of scheduling...
lamina5432: need good preserves from farm
rosesmcgee: Correct
exeJayce: wrong
Spades_Slicc: wrong
SnackPak_: classic concord grape
lamina5432: got some plum recently
ErynTzun: Strawberry is pretty good
ghizmou: wrong
Strebenherz: moreso if you can find fresh raspberry, it's good shit
exeJayce: (am allergic)
chaos5896: welch's jelly
rustywir3s: preach
realbadatthis_: Mulberry
GamerCat88: apple butter
Vinewood_OG: Hear me out, orange marmalade.
Terminalgrav: marionberry
ladyjessica: not a huge jam person
ItsThugDimmadome: When your GOAT makes a bad take
rosesmcgee: raspberry got that tart
Talin06: blackberry
e_bloc:
2222 raspberry is goated
PhorrestGaze: I like thimbleberries
couchboyj: I'm a big orange marmalade fan myself
Mr_Bitterness: Raspberry preserves is my go to
Darth_Litigious: Rhubarb jelly
Juliamon: guava is the correct choice
ladyjessica: but everyone has their own things they enjoy
NoxStryx: Snozzberries
exeJayce: if I COULD have it, I WOULD. I do not wish to DIE.
saucemaster5000: nunyaberry
whitebadgerwolf88: I go pb and honey and my kids think I'm weird for it
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: ever had FROG jam? fig, raspberry, orange and ginger
calculated_uncertainties: Peach or blackbert
Mai_Andra: the little grape jelly packets they have at cheap diners
e_bloc: Raspberry newtons are op
jessicaengle: Chuck Berries
ErynTzun: Apples so refined
rustywir3s: blackbert
SnackPak_: @whitebadgerwolf88 pb and honey is goated
uneactrice: PB and Honey is so good
ghyllnox: Apples, the refined berries
ghizmou: you can buy it premixed
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: love it
SquareDotCube: it's dece
ladyjessica: it’s pretty common in my experience
SnowBuddy18: pb and bacon is also good
whitebadgerwolf88:
Tis very good 
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: PB and maple syrup is good too
exeJayce: ouch
Laurence72: If someone is envious of our palettes regarding jam, would you say they were... jelly?
betweenmyself:
only the most refined of palates restrict themselves to smooth peanut butter o white bread, crusts cut off… The height of sophistication
TehAmelie: peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, so decadent
Stevie_T: sausage tho
SquareDotCube: banana's great too
ladyjessica: yeah
bethy_kins24: pb and banana
Spades_Slicc: bacon's okay
Vinewood_OG: Pb, honey, cinnamon. You will see through time.
Despoiler98:
Juliamon: bacon is extremely mid
Orlantia: Depends on the PB. Some are sweeter and the honey makes it too much
ladyjessica: it’s fine. it’s salt and smoke
uneactrice: Have you ever had candied bacon?
Spades_Slicc: banana jelly
ItsThugDimmadome: Based
lamina5432: I dislike PB
jessicaengle: I like bacon when it's cooked to a crunch. Floppy bacon is whatever
e_bloc: Bacon is essentially the definition of mid
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: bacon? in this economy?
Strebenherz: agreed
SquareDotCube: but it's better as peanut butter and banana pancakes
ladyjessica: like it’s fine salty and Smokey flavours are tasty
SnackPak_: I do pb and banana wrapped in a flour tortilla
Despoiler98: agreed
bethy_kins24: almost anything
spo8n: peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, crushed Oreos & bacon
exeJayce: bacon makes everything better but that's just me
Spades_Slicc: Adam's right, Peanut Butter is the mayo of nut butters
betweenmyself: peanut butter covers up a world of hurt
realbadatthis_: PB and mayo is apparently a thing in kentucky
uneactrice: But banana bread?????
e_bloc: I like my bacon undercooked too
BusTed: at work, dude?
DigitalSeahorse: pb and apple
Skakerman_: most of my breakfasts are just ways to justify eating peanut butter
ItsThugDimmadome: Counterpoint: Peanutbutter and tuna.
TheMerricat: I would love peanut butter more if a tablespoon of it wasn't like 90% of my calorie budget for the day.
saucemaster5000: I'll ant that log
ladyjessica: ants on a log
Diabore: adam have you had ants on a log?
SnackPak_: hell yeah!
Orlantia: PB and Chicken! (That's satay)
Stevie_T: banana bread with PB
uneactrice: Yes
Juliamon: yeah you showed it on here I think
rosesmcgee: George Washington Carver possibly the greatest human to ever live
uneactrice: It was pretty brilliant
Mai_Andra: I'll cut up a banana and put it in cereal.
TehAmelie: PB and lemun curd would improve neither of those things
ghizmou: hot cereal
raulghoulia: grape nuts
Spades_Slicc: raisin bran
saucemaster5000: cinnamon toast crunch
Vinewood_OG: Rice crispies
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Orlantia: Grape nuts
ghizmou: as a snack...
SnackPak_: cause it is
jessicaengle: @raulghoulia Yeah buddy!
e_bloc: Raisin bran is so good
circusofkirkus: dry cheerios + chocolate chips goated snack
Mai_Andra: I've seen an Interpretive Dance to the "banana bread at work" dude.
ErynTzun: @diabore I used to have that a lot as a little kid.
bethy_kins24: yeah
Juliamon: Why put milk in
exeJayce: honey nut cheerios with some peanut butter toast is good
rosesmcgee: I grab that shit dry like a toddler
BusTed: rawdogging wet cheerio
betweenmyself: seen a vid where someone got the full Grandpa Simpson “style at the time” monologue as a tattoo
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PhorrestGaze: I do that, except I pour the milk first
realbadatthis_: My sister does it like that
saucemaster5000: Don't really do cereal I'm a yogurt and granola guy
Mai_Andra: I will just snack on the cheerios without milk.
exeJayce: @PhorrestGaze you heathen
NoxStryx: My local coffeshop started doing banana bread lattes in response so i replied with the banana bread at work rant
uneactrice: Do you know the Kellog lore?
itsr67: howdy
TheMerricat: Cheerios dry are great, cheerios with just milk are crap
ladyjessica: I eat bran flakes (plus some other fiber things) everyday because I’m an old lady.
raulghoulia: you dont know what I picture
realbadatthis_: Neither
exeJayce: oh no not the lore
ghizmou: sadly no
Orlantia: I want someone to do a Live bit eating grape nuts dry
uneactrice: No
Gadora: My Dad's done that. Except he can't do milk, so he did apple juice.
itsr67: sure
bethy_kins24: yeah no
TheMerricat: That COKE.
BusTed: 0/2
Mai_Andra:
And I put the milk in first. 
saucemaster5000: kellog was a weird dude
ghyllnox: Cocaine is coca cola
Juliamon: no I think it's the abstinence thing
ErynTzun: What? No
gualdhar: Kellogs was an antimasturbatory food
SnackPak_: cereal was made to stop people from masturbating, right?
uneactrice: It was invented as an anti-aphrodisiac
ladyjessica: there’s the corn flakes to prevent masterbation
e_bloc: Kinda the opposite
bethy_kins24: yep
betweenmyself: Kellog created breakfast cereal to keep young men from masturbating
Talin06: no, cereal was made so you would not jerk off
10of9: I had a coworker who used to eat grape nuts in water
Omthebox: Hi Adam. You're looking particularly in a chair today
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: D:
DigitalSeahorse: cheerie Os with dairy gives me gas even if it's lactose free for some mixture reason
JoeLowe2: If Cap'n Crunch wasn't such an asshole he'd be an Admiral by now
drewm1022: Wait, I thought that was graham crackers.
ghizmou: that reminds me of Paul's breakfast
Orlantia: Corn flakes were made to make people stop wanking
exeJayce: I had a friend spend an afternoon talking about the lore of the Kellog man and I'd rather not relive that LMAO
uneactrice: Yes
PhorrestGaze: it's bland to mute the carnal appetites
raulghoulia: both kellogs and graham crackers were made to prevent masturbation
Omthebox: Yeah that's true
uneactrice: Look it up
GrathXVI: Corn flakes were invented to be bland, the masturbation thing was a myth
BusTed: it'st rue
uneactrice: Yes it is
SnackPak_: 100% real
bethy_kins24: yep thats true
MacbethSeemsSus: It's true
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: these old timey people had some wild ideas
Diabore: yeah, sprinkle cornflakes in bed to stop masturbation
exeJayce: no it's real dude
Joecool190: its one the wikipedia page
SnowBuddy18: it's sdo real
TheMerricat: It's mostly true.
uneactrice: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg
ghyllnox: There was this whole theory that spicy and flavorful food would get you riled up
Strebenherz: today adam learns the kellogs lore
Its_VeeBot: 100% best thing to Google while at work
DigitalSeahorse:
ghizmou: have you ever wanted to wank while eating frosted flake, I didn't think so
itsr67: that one's true
Sethalidos: nope it is actually true
omdorastrix: It's TRUE!
ButButTheJesus: I vaguely remember that one from somewhere
ladyjessica: at work!?!
BusTed: safesearch off...
DMGlol: kellog WHAT
e_bloc: Kellogg was a weird ass dude
7gorobei: logic wasnt kellog's strength
empyreon: The Road to Wellville is about it
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Vinewood_OG: Joke's on them, now I'm well nourished and more ready.
ErynTzun: I have only ever accidentally put orange juice instead of milk on cereal when I was very tired, but I didn't eat it.
betweenmyself: the movie “The Road to Wellville” is loosely based upon Kellog’s weird ideas on sexuality
MacbethSeemsSus: what's the safe search settings in the office
rosesmcgee: Kellogg was a weirdo
Jennie_Fuchsia: spicy food make thoughts spicy. corn flake make thoughts corny, flaky.
uneactrice: @empyreon Great movie
circusofkirkus: Graham crackers are a similar invention
TheMerricat: "The long answer: While John Harvey Kellogg did not explicitly create Kellogg's cornflakes to end masturbatory desires, he did hold some rather puritanical views about sexual health – one of which was that masturbation was physically and psychologically harmful. "
ghyllnox: @ladyjessica Pretty sure there's worse things in that history from Nope
uneactrice: Dr. Kellog didn't
ghizmou: but somewhat true
TehAmelie: i had an uncle who had cereal with orange juice in a moment of desperation. one step worse than apple juice?
BusTed: which means partially true!
SnackPak_: I jerk off after a bowl of cereal to spite Kellog
uneactrice: It was bland
TheMerricat: "Mr Kellogg believed that there was a strong and direct link between the foods one ate and the thoughts and urges one had. "Exciting and irritating food" resulted in prurient behaviour, while a simple, "unstimulating" diet would help curb the urge to masturbate. "
DigitalSeahorse:
wolphiron: People are weird about masturbation
drewm1022: What about the graham cracker one?
kingandcommoner: wait until you learn about the yogurt enemas
saucemaster5000: yup
brainbosh: "Bland food means no impulses"
ErynTzun: That snopes link 404s
SnowBuddy18: 1878
saucemaster5000: he was real into enemas too
BusTed: So know that when you choose plain Cheerios, that is what you have endorsed
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Adam, this was 1890s.
uneactrice: Yeah it's late 1800s
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e_bloc: 18 diggity 2
rosesmcgee: Still is
Orlantia: On this episode of "Adam learns weird shit"...
raulghoulia: ankles are hot
Sethalidos: the creator believed it but it was not advertised as such
uneactrice: You're welcome
MacbethSeemsSus: Look, you know they're right about ankles
exeJayce: no not really iirc
e_bloc: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a man, jorking it with a bowl of frosted flakes, forever
Mai_Andra: That seems backwards. Bland food would need something else to excite.
uneactrice: No
ErynTzun: Of course they were their knowledge a as just different
TehAmelie: i heard they invented soccer to stop guys jorking it. i thought "they would have to cut their arms off to stop it." my brother commented "that wouldn't help either."
LordZarano: Graham crackers too
TheMerricat: Corn Flakes weren't a product they 'advertised' they were meant for their patients.
saucemaster5000: original name jerk begone flakes
Mai_Andra: If the food is banging, we wouldn't need the wanging.
Jennie_Fuchsia: ankles weren’t obscene, just exciting to catch a glimpse of like a flash of side-boob
ErynTzun: That Snopes link 404'd
exeJayce: the creator believed in eugenics and whatnot, I think
brainbosh: He had it as part of his health clinic iirc
Despoiler98: graham crackers are tasty
kingandcommoner: Do me a favor. Go to John Harvey Kellogg on Wikipedia and read the second laragraph
TheMerricat: "Graham crackers were invented in 1829 by Sylvester Graham, an American Presbyterian minister and dietary reformer. He created them as a bland, unsweetened health food meant to be part of a vegetarian diet designed to curb impure thoughts and reduce worldly temptations."
NoxStryx: They are his crackers
rosesmcgee: Men will invent any reason for degeneracy instead of go to therapy
itsr67: amen
e_bloc: I would not call him a cracker
kingandcommoner: paragraph*
MacbethSeemsSus: ironically, in the 1920s doctors thought female orgasms were therapeutic and would induce them
MWGNZ: parnets
SnowBuddy18: no, he thought making things bland would make you more boring and not want to masturbate
wolphiron: There's a YouTuber called B. Banner who does Victorian cosplay and she did an Only Fans page showing sassy ankle pics in Victorian outfits 😂
Kipstar: "feelin' kinda toe-y might have some CornFlakes"
ladyjessica: reposting snopes link
Spades_Slicc: John Henry Eden
realbadatthis_: This kellog/graham thing is a chat command on Erika's twitch
kingandcommoner: you'll know when to stop
TheMerricat: "An early proponent of the germ theory of disease, Kellogg was well ahead of his time in relating intestinal flora and the presence of bacteria in the intestines to health and disease. The sanitarium approached treatment in a holistic manner, actively promoting vegetarianism, nutrition, the use of yogurt enemas to clear "intestinal flora", exercise, sun-bathing, and hydrotherapy, as well as abstinence from smoking tobacco, drinking alcoholic beverages, and sexual activity."
SnackPak_: ya think yogurt would be too thick for an enema
wolphiron: @MacbethSeemsSus Yup, wives used to go to the doctors to get vibrator orgasms to treat hysteria
TehAmelie: @MacbethSeemsSus ah yes, i remember the amazing electric hysteria treatment wand
DigitalSeahorse:
Its_VeeBot: O
saucemaster5000: yup
ghyllnox: Don't, btw
Rhynerd: That sounds like a bad idea.
TK_Squared: Back up
Vinewood_OG: Cracktivia
DigitalSeahorse:
ghizmou: what a freak
e_bloc: I was thinking yogurt not thick enough
TK_Squared: Did you say vegetarianism?
WolfgangCloud: Turning people into GoGurt tubes
JKBalch: yeah, that doesn't sound comfortable
PhorrestGaze: they were just guessin'
saucemaster5000: he just wanted yoplait in his butt
TheMerricat: You stopped just before the relevant sentence Adam "Kellogg dedicated the last 30 years of his life to promoting eugenics and racial segregation."
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, also major racist as well
DigitalSeahorse:
SnackPak_: you haven't got to the he was a racist part yet
korvys: "Your blood is full of ghosts. You should do cocaine about it"
otakon17: just avoid lettuce from the states
wolphiron: Okay I'm done with this stream, I didn't wanna talk about yogurt enemas today 😂😂💧
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 don't we all
kingandcommoner: If you're enough of a prude, itbwraps back around to kink
lamina5432: you need to keep the enema inside during the excercisr
MWGNZ: hydrotherapy isnt 'drink a lot of water'
ladyjessica: before 1990
Orlantia: The 1980s?
raulghoulia: foster parents for 42 children
e_bloc: Pre 2020
uneactrice: yeahhhhhhhh
exeJayce: hey you leave the 90s kids out of this LOL
PhorrestGaze: pre 2035
shendaras: Have they stopped yet?
Masslost: store clerk may i have your finest yogurt for a enema would be wild to say in a store
WiJohn: There ya go
prince_infidel: If they're born before 2070, they're racist
kingandcommoner: I juts wanted you to hit the yogurt enema part
Orlantia: The joke is that Adam was born in the 80s
ButButTheJesus: oh
rosesmcgee: Called it
SnowBuddy18: @Masslost surely you'd be okay with cheap yogurt for that
Datnade012: welp
Vinewood_OG: Annnnnd there it is.
Its_VeeBot: Well that's... not funny
ghyllnox: Fair yup
lochnessseammonster:
hello gamers 
ghyllnox:
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's had enough history for the day
exeJayce: Let's Nope: where chat curses Adam with knowledge and he goes NOPE
Alephred: This has been Kellogfacts.
ghyllnox: "Wait a minute this is a comedy show!"
betweenmyself:
good thing is he’s dead so I can buy Crispix without supporting those ideals
ErynTzun: That is horrific
Strebenherz: kellogs has gone a long way from that to a furry oc mascot
James_the_Dabbler: okay whoa whoa whoa, Kellog’s idea of healthy was the body did nothing and the poo just flowed out of you like a stream. He was a puritan and an obsessed revivalist Christian
ButButTheJesus: !unsubscribe Kelloggfacts
TheMerricat: In the 1980's. YES. Not back then.
otakon17: it's right there: FROSTED FLAKES
ErynTzun: Little kids certainly did
SnackPak_:
@otakon17 
James_the_Dabbler: He was like the least scientific person like ever
TK_Squared: What kind of wild cereal did they have in the 1800s
ghizmou: sugar wasn't super available at the time
Omthebox: And it got used as an ingredient in so many mayonnaise based dishes
Orlantia: Tastes like frosted ass
Diabore: id die
DigitalSeahorse: in comes Tony The Tiger and sugar
lochnessseammonster: no thank you
SnowBuddy18: J H Kellogg was aagainst the little bit of sugar they DID put in corn flakes
TK_Squared: That was promoting such promiscuity they needed anti-sex cornflakes.
otakon17: Frosted flass XD
uneactrice: Yeah. I am dead AF
ghyllnox: Read about his brother sometime, they were at odds, he was a salesperson
Diabore: 3 days
otakon17: a week
saucemaster5000: two good hours
lamina5432: die specus
otakon17: maybe
GamerCat88: maybe a few hours, im a lady
TheMerricat: "In 1890, a pound of refined granulated sugar typically cost about $0.07 (7 cents) at grocery stores."
YeOldeMark: 2 days
Omthebox: Guess I'm going fishing a lot
gualdhar: two weeks before I die of asthma
otakon17: before I go insane from boredom
e_bloc: Month or two
Vinewood_OG: 10 seconds per that old crapshot due to the smell.
saucemaster5000: they look up
Diabore: 3 days to die of dehydration
lochnessseammonster:
Talin06: am i in a town or the woods?
ladyjessica: without my meds not very long
exeJayce: idk I'd be in the middle of PA so might get mauled by a bear or something
calculated_uncertainties: Are we vaccinated?
Orlantia: I would be shot for being foreign
ghizmou: away with you scoundrel
raulghoulia: disease gets you instantly and the diseases you have kill everyone around you
SnowBuddy18: sup bro
otakon17: small beers, drink the small beers
brainbosh: Die of some water born disease in weeks
GamerCat88: hitting them with the 67
otakon17: YOU will be fine
itsr67: oh no
e_bloc: What if you are sent to Japan
Lord_Hosk: right now now?
Omthebox: Without my skin meds I'm just kinda hosed
realbadatthis_: I'm showing ankle
TheMerricat: I'd be dead of everything 30 min in.
otakon17: you probably won't get sick due to vaccinations and general health
mama_turtle13: I would have been burned at the stake IMMEDIATELY
saucemaster5000: do I have age appropriate money
uneactrice: Do you get to keep all your meds with you?
rosesmcgee: So not vaccinated against the stuff we eradicated since then? I'm dead
itsr67: watashi wa from 2026
7gorobei: a chance to take down the robber barons and end the guilded age? send me in coach
weff47: A few days tops, I can't do that much stew
NoxStryx: @Omthebox Secret beej account?
MWGNZ: 1823? i can warn my people about the british
otakon17: the Japanese would be like "Dafuq is that?"
GamerCat88: im going to start a riot
lamina5432: right now now I am in a basement so suffocation
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah
Mai_Andra: much like today, it would depend heavily on community support. If I have a place to live and work to do, I'll probably be fine.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we would be so tall compared to everybody else
MacbethSeemsSus: Might be okay on the east coast. Great plains you're f'd.
The_Timo: even english speaking you would barely be able to communicate
lochnessseammonster: i just work on my crafts and a garden as long as i can
Orlantia: The fucking tattoos would get me dead
gualdhar: yeah we'd all die of small pox
ghizmou: or a circus
Rhynerd: I'd be huge too
ButButTheJesus: Big McLarge Huge
saucemaster5000: they'd tie you down like gulliver
otakon17: you'd be captured and used for labor
TheMerricat: "In 1820, the average height for adult males globally generally ranged between 5'5" (165 cm) and 5'7" (170 cm). In the United States, men born around this time averaged roughly 5'7" to 5'9", while French men and English men typically averaged closer to 5'4" to 5'6". "
e_bloc: You'd be in a carnival
mama_turtle13: Circus act
The_Voices: it depends on where you are, you might just be nobility
Cptasparagus: I think my great great grandpa who was alive around then was a cellist in new orleans
brainbosh: End up in a traveling sideshow
James_the_Dabbler: oh you’d be fine but you’d start a pandemic because no one is immune to the strains of diseases that YOU have
GamerCat88: or if in the middle of the U.S. guess i could live in the woods and be a bog witch
Terminalgrav: you could wrestle abraham lincoln
GrathXVI: You aren't even that tall
Vinewood_OG: New mascot. Mansquatch says stop jorkin' it.
bethy_kins24: or in the circus as the strong man act
e_bloc: You'd be showing ankle with the tattooed lady
otakon17: Pocket princes
ladyjessica: Adam becomes the new strongman at the side show
DMGlol: you're kind of a giant
GrathXVI: (I'm two inches taller than you)
Strebenherz: you're noticeably taller than me
itsr67: you're tall
shendaras: Think about all the advancements you can bring
otakon17: 7 feet is officially "giant"
lamina5432: over 6 foot is tall
TheMerricat: Adam, Adam! Jeff Goldblum is 6 feet 4.5 inches (1.94 m) tall.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if any of them ask, the correct answer for why we're so tall is that we jork it
GamerCat88: they were all fighting gamers back in the 1800s all short (ish)
ghizmou: you're tall "TM"
rosesmcgee: "look at this fucking thing I found in my field" Farmer gestures at caged Adam
e_bloc: I'm also 6'5" and it's pretty damn tall
exeJayce: one of my friends is 6'11, I'll send him back in time with you and you can cause problems as tall people
Orlantia: The lrr crew has a skewed view of height
BusTed: just quoting mika
DMGlol: enjoy your airplane seats
ladyjessica: oh yeah!?
SnowBuddy18: you could invent things prior to when they're supposed to be invented and make history
Lord_Hosk: Adam's height looks shorter in context of LoadingReadyRun, because everyone in LRR is a giant.
Talin06: bet?
otakon17: @exeJayce imagine the high shelf shenanigans
ErynTzun: The advancements that would probably kill ppl unintentionally or not
MacbethSeemsSus: The problem is you'd want to Back to the future things but don't know tech basics.
exeJayce: @otakon17 exactly!
isiah_jenner: Where you wanna go is Prussia 1700, join the Potsdam giants
e_bloc: So far
otakon17: Bill o7
exeJayce:
Bill 
SnackPak_: Bill was tall tall
Spades_Slicc: Why does Adam, the tallest LRRson, not simply eat the others
Orlantia: Yeah, you fucking giant
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saucemaster5000: I could make a career of very simple magic tricks
betweenmyself: 6’1”, but I got terrible posture
DigitalSeahorse:
Bill 
ghizmou: is Bill`s mom taller than you?
Orlantia: @spades_slicc the correct response
otakon17: "The flakes will prevent the handsy business!"
ButButTheJesus: "quit phwackin off in muh vayun"
Lord_Hosk: But you are being compared to a bunch of people that are 6'1"-6'3" If people saw you in context of just the mall they would realize.
Spades_Slicc: Is Bill's Mom single?
GamerCat88: Kellogs not wanting ppl to waste energy when you first wake up instead eat cereal
Strebenherz:
@DigitalSeahorse 
Jennie_Fuchsia: Kate is so cool
SnackPak_: why not, start the day off right
betweenmyself:
some people do…
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
no, because I eat Kellog's
rustywir3s: not with that attitude
otakon17: polishing the pewter that early sends you BACK to sleep
DigitalSeahorse: morning wood?
Orlantia: Don't yuk my yum
Lord_Hosk: Cereal was an all day food, not a breakfast food
Diabore: its like wake and bake, the wake and snake
GamerCat88: i mean some ppl get morning wood or so i hear
exeJayce: I. I know someone that does. Every day.
Lazzared: the best part of waking up
saucemaster5000: waking up to a hot bowl of flakes
exeJayce: and it's annoying that I KNOW this.
Vinewood_OG: Not on a workday.
bethy_kins24: some people wake and bake, some wake and jerk
otakon17: harshing the vibes, man
7gorobei: hey sometimes you have to clear the morning wood
saucemaster5000: wake and bake always sounded miserable to me
otakon17: I say jokingly, jokingly
exeJayce: I think you're more "who has the energy for that" than "ew"
Orlantia: Waking up and turning on an oven seems like too much effort
NoxStryx: Gets you juices flowing
The_Color_Twelve: All food is all day food. Break free from the tyranny of food time categorization
Kaaannaaa: how long after the wake can it still be considered a bake?
Diabore: half hour?
catcard: lmao
GamerCat88: i change my mind, if i was back in the 1800s i would do a counter protest to Kellogg and promote wake and shake
Kaaannaaa: tee hee
lamina5432: I abstain from most things
lochnessseammonster: ugh i had my first bad weed experience sunday
exeJayce: thank you for making me choke on my food
Its_VeeBot: All I'm gonna say is, I'm definitely not a morning person on a good day
James_the_Dabbler: The best part of waking up is definitely that intense and vaguely inscestuous moment with your sister at Christmas right
Its_VeeBot: Just in general
ErynTzun: I am a functional allergy haver, do not smoke anything near me please;-;
GamerCat88: breakfast for dinner is epic!
ghizmou: what can't you eat for dinner?
bethy_kins24: y3s
saucemaster5000: meal times are made up
uneactrice: It's the preffered time
Diabore: @James_the_Dabbler wut
Vinewood_OG: I just had breakfast for dinner.
lochnessseammonster: breakfast for dinner is the goat
ladyjessica: I do enjoy a breakfast for dinnee
MacbethSeemsSus: Dinner omelette is sooo good
ghizmou: lunch !
kingandcommoner: I'm not getting up early enough to light the grill for breakfast
otakon17: you can eat whatever you want for dinner
Its_VeeBot: Breakfast for dinner is god-tier
ErynTzun: Breakfast it's what's for dinner!
otakon17: it's just some food is better just before bed
BusTed:
Diabore: @otakon17 you can, but theres stuff you shouldnt
catcard: valid
exeJayce: as a former third shifter: I had breakfast for dinner all the time since that's when I got up lol
kingandcommoner: But when you put pizza on a bagle...
Dethrizu: all food is all day food until you date someone who works overnight and cooks broccoli and cheese at 8am (i hate the smell T__T)
ladyjessica: generally the only thing that matters to me is not eating the same thing over and over again.
otakon17: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMALL AND CARAMELIZED
otakon17: not goddamn giant uncooked SLICES
DigitalSeahorse: in Japan breakfast food is same as dinner food
Lord_Hosk:
You can't eat breakfast for dinner. If you eat it for dinner its dinner not breakfast. CHECKMATE 
Orlantia: You've breakfasted for dinner, but have you ever dinnered for breakfast?
ErynTzun: Yeah there are so many ppl that don't eat or have trouble eating, don't shame ppl for what they eat
Juliamon: otakon17 you are the problem
ladyjessica: which makes me stand out among the neurodivergent.
exeJayce: hey now bagel bites are fantastic
otakon17: sorry sorry I shouldn't have allcaps
GamerCat88: this is a safe space
GamerCat88: 50
SnackPak_: 2 dozen
Saintnex: evening everyone, looks like we’re just vibin atm?
saucemaster5000: 20ish
kingandcommoner: Yes.
Lord_Hosk: 50 easy
Camthelion: at least 2
uneactrice: I prefer Pizza Rolls
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: how high am I at the time?
Kaaannaaa: at my peak? or now?
Omthebox: 126
GrathXVI: All of them
bethy_kins24: all 9
The_Timo: all of them
JKBalch: 25, tested it
ghizmou: microwaved bagel bites is just sad though, the thing high school does to the youth
otakon17: god I could devour like 30 or 40 easy I think
e_bloc: 20
Orlantia: If you put pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza any time
lamina5432: 50 probas
catcard: like. 20?
lochnessseammonster: only a few now
weff47: more than the recommended serving size, that's for sure
kingandcommoner: I could clear a box. But I'd stop after one
The_Timo: however many i make
MacbethSeemsSus: At least one
GamerCat88: i was drunk and just kinda kept going (i was a fat kid)
korvys: What's a bagel bite?
Kaaannaaa: I've def housed a 32 box to my own face before
kingandcommoner: 2 bites. 1 if you're brave
otakon17: like if it's a typical frozen bagel bite
Orlantia: Dude, Costco box of bagel bites.
lamina5432: I am a large lad
DigitalSeahorse: too much yeast
exeJayce: gotta say at least one of those large size boxes (iirc is like 45) if I haven't had anything else. Other than that, usually like 20 and I'm done.
spo8n: I burn my tongue on the first one every time.
Mai_Andra: 1? 2?
neisan2112: Bagel bites are pretty small
Saintnex: not terribly?
Vinewood_OG: Easily 20 if I have a couple days to lay around in agony.
TK_Squared: Similar to a peep, the bread would expand in your stomach.
7gorobei: sounds like we need to science or make a loading ready live segment
otakon17: they're about two bites for me
Its_VeeBot: Bagel Bites? Nah. Pigs in a Blankets (the mini hot dogs in puff pastry kind)? The whole ass package
Kaaannaaa: could not do that today without significant financial compensation
ghizmou: it s more than an 1 inch
GamerCat88: also i love carbs
Orlantia: The size of a tooney
shendaras: inch and a half is respectable
ErynTzun: Can't eat that much bread at once, I'd want something else
Lord_Hosk: I wouldn't feel good after but I could put down 50. I did the Mcnugget centurion about 20 years ago.
lochnessseammonster:
i think i'd tap out at 10
kingandcommoner: I slightly prefer pizza rolls
otakon17: the heartburn will destroy you though
SnackPak_: ugh
uneactrice: god no
lamina5432: no need to chew
realbadatthis_: In highschool I ate 26 slices of cicis pizza at a buffet, I could probably have housed a bag by myself back then
Saintnex: how many bagel bites fit a standard bagel?
exeJayce: omg death by bagel bite
Bearudite: you ain't shittin for a week
aubie_squire: I slow down toward the end of a 12 pack of bagel bites. 50 is insane
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
next time on Live
Dethrizu: bagel bite power hour
kingandcommoner: Bagle bites, no. Pizza Rolls, yes
GamerCat88: that would suck but probably
Its_VeeBot: Mini Hot Dogs I could eat all of them
saucemaster5000: can I frow up at some point
Vinewood_OG: 50 is pushing it. 100? Hopsital.
otakon17: one bagel BITE or a FULL on bagel?
weff47: bagel bite centurion would be harder than the nuggie centurion
uneactrice: WHAT
exeJayce: @aubie_squire eh I'm trying to dial it back, I have a very bad relationship with food.
e_bloc: I've done two chipotle burritos when I was like 26
otakon17: oh god I have demolished like 40 nuggets in an instance
Orlantia: That's the next LRR live did challenge: bagel bites centurian
uneactrice: That's miserable
SnackPak_: its like 5 or 6 beers in a hour
exeJayce: unhealthy coping is unhealthy
lochnessseammonster:
how does that not kill you 
Kaaannaaa: and then you realize you're drinking 9 beers in a little more than an hour
Mai_Andra:
you might need an "expulsion break" to make room part way through...
ErynTzun: Yes between 5 to 10 sounds reasonable, and then have it with something else
GamerCat88: and then you hit 70 and ur like damn gotta finish this
rosesmcgee: it's a couple hundred ounces of beer so yeah. don't
ButButTheJesus: how bout we don't do that kind of thing! ever!
SnowBuddy18: it sounds liek it sucks
uneactrice: Yeah. Alcohol posioning is bad
otakon17: my advice for drinking: always consume at least as much water
ErynTzun: Too much of anything can hurt you
e_bloc: Yeah that sounds like how to die
saucemaster5000: try drinking a shot of water every minute. even that's hard
CeridwenCoeur: 100 is so much more than people think
Lord_Hosk: I thought the Mcnuggy centurion was going to be easy... I felt sick to my stomach for like 3 days after.
kingandcommoner: Runner's High; Drinker's Low. Same dif
otakon17: @Lord_Hosk it's the salt
Its_VeeBot: And now, a word from the Bionic Trousers Media Legal Department: "Don't."
Omthebox: 100 peppercorns
ghizmou: 100 steps is doable
korvys: LRL idea - One person doing a nugget centurian in the background of Live
otakon17: 100 oz. of water is not that much
ErynTzun: Gotta have water in between ot
weff47: I could do 100 rice
GamerCat88: 100 kellogg pieces
Orlantia: Isn't a gallon like 64 Oz?
e_bloc: One grain of riz
Mazrae: 100 M&M's
otakon17: 100 Reese's Pieces
Its_VeeBot: 100 Mini M&Ms
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
ErynTzun: In between drinks water is good. But not at speed it's not a race
MacbethSeemsSus: And just think how pissed the bartender will be refilling your water shot glass the entire time
SquareDotCube: 100 grains of sand
e_bloc: Ban one chat member every minute
catcard: 100 kisses to my girlfriend's forehead
Mai_Andra: One Hundred Tic-tacs
exeJayce: man my water bottle is like 60-some ounces and I fill that thing at least three or four times a day
otakon17: God I want some Reese's Pieces now
DigitalSeahorse: diabetes
themost52: @Orlantia 128 ounces is a callon.
ghizmou: you know
Vinewood_OG: 100 peeps?
WolfgangCloud: 100 Lindors would be hard
uneactrice: Peanut Butter M&Ms
Its_VeeBot: They're alright
otakon17: I love me some peanut M&M's
lochnessseammonster: 100 strawberries covered in nutella
ErynTzun: That reminds .
otakon17: the PB ones are good too
Kaaannaaa: how you feel about M&M's?
e_bloc: Peanut butter mnms are the best
betweenmyself:
100 rounds of SF in 100 mins… just gotta be really bad or *really* good 
korvys:
I could also do 100 kisses to that person's girlfriend's forehead 
e_bloc: My kid likes them
ErynTzun: Reminds. E
Vinewood_OG: Coma by 10 lindors
otakon17: 100 Ferroro Rochers?
Lord_Hosk:
@catcard Lets see the video... pics or it didn't happen
kingandcommoner: 100 Rainier Cherries? Easy
Kaaannaaa: didn't we just get done talking about how food opinions are, and I quote "stupid"
DigitalSeahorse: be kind to your pancreas!
JoeLowe2: 100 Lindors = instant diabetes
Omthebox: 100 Warheads
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raulghoulia: why start now?
GamerCat88: 100 ice cubes
Kaaannaaa: sir
thavleifrim: but twitch chat always lies
Its_VeeBot: M&Ms are fine™️. Not my first choice of candy but I'll have some if they're there
aubie_squire: this is all screaming cool hand luke
Bearudite: one of my coworkers was a monster and put m&ms reeses pieces and skittles all in the same bowl at their desk
otakon17: @Omthebox you'll implode
saucemaster5000: @Omthebox your tongue would melt
ErynTzun: Can't swipe too hot
uneactrice: Your mouth would be so raw
lochnessseammonster:
i'm not lying!
lamina5432: 100 twizzlers
otakon17: @Bearudite absolute barbarism
Omthebox: at 25 I wont be able to feel my mouth anymore anyway
korvys: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Saintnex: 100 pieces of popcorn
Kaaannaaa: i demand consistency from my streamers, your opinions must all be final!
Its_VeeBot: One Twitch Chat always lies, One Twitch Chat always tells the truth
exeJayce: 100 sweetarts sounds just as fun as 100 warheads
The_Timo: i could do 100 naps in 100 minutes
Mazrae: 100 pieces of nerds
Stevie_T: How many full rotisserie chickens could you eat
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5708: "Shoutouts to art." —Adam [2019-01-11]
Gadora: I could eat 100 Cheerios.
raulghoulia: pull and peel
Diabore: 100 nibs you could do
e_bloc: I can't do 100 of anything
GamerCat88: 100 gummie bears
otakon17: Twizzlers are a LOT of licorice
pleonasticTautology: i've done 50 wendy's nuggs with some regularity because they just. sell that.
Bearudite: damn now I want twizzlers
lamina5432: yeah, I have done that before
pleonasticTautology: i could MAYBE do 100.
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm going to say 100 of any food one sitting's a bad idea
lochnessseammonster: yeah nibs is doable
Greendrag13: Howldy!
Orlantia: I could eat 100 bagel bites, but not in 100 min
Vinewood_OG: Red bike tire after 2
Mai_Andra: one twitch chatter always lies; one always tell the truth.
Gadora: @MacbethSeemsSus Rice.
7gorobei: half of chat lies 100% of the time, half of chat tells the truth 100% of the time
otakon17: I wish I liked Twizzlers
ErynTzun: All of this sounds like long trip to the rest room
Its_VeeBot: 100 molecules of dihydrogen monoxide
bethy_kins24: I could eat like 20 twizzlers
Omthebox: What about black licorice
weff47: That's most candy tbh
Bearudite: 100 sour patch kids
catcard: I want bagel bites, I've never had them
Kaaannaaa: that's how i feel about soda
e_bloc: 100 smarties
exeJayce: @ErynTzun or the emergency room depending on what you've had
bethy_kins24: I love twizzlers
Omthebox: I quite like it
Kaaannaaa: I only ever want the first like 9-10 ounces of a can
Saintnex: I could also prob do 100 pieces of m&m or smarties?
kingandcommoner: 100 doritos
lamina5432: I eat all twizzlers at once when I get them, readon I don't get them often
itira:
100 sour patch kids 
Its_VeeBot: Have you ever had Cookie Dough Bites?
DigitalSeahorse: black licorice can make you die if you eat a whole bag in one sitting
Uzumaki15: I ate a large bag of sour patch kids and my tongue was destroyed for days I can't imagine how awful 100 warheads would be, and I love sour shit
bethy_kins24: too much black liquorice can be toxic
uneactrice: And he was a cop? Explains a lot
e_bloc: I dig the black jelly beans
otakon17:
or Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
lochnessseammonster:
i definitely have the binging kind of adhd
Kaaannaaa: oddly, when I buy the 10 ounce cans, I only drink 7-8 ounces
Orlantia: @catcard they're fine, but it's the nostalgia that brings me back
TheMerricat: I'm going to be honest, any form of licorice tastes like homepathic water and wax to me.
The_Timo: 100 cherry blasters
exeJayce: nah they're super tiny, Adam
Its_VeeBot: They're teeny
ErynTzun:
@exejayce yes do not overdose on food! 
kingandcommoner: they're about the size of peanut m&ms
DigitalSeahorse: black licorice needs to come with warning on max safe dose per day
Bearudite: the warning signs were all there
spo8n: one hundred buttons
Rhynerd: Yeah, cookie dough bites tend to be pretty small
exeJayce: oh hell no, much smaller
otakon17: oh how about "Cosmic Brownies"?
Its_VeeBot: They're actually pretty good. Probably around the size of an M&M but a bit thicker?
weff47: what about 100 100 Grand bars?
otakon17: the ones with the little hard candies sprinkled on them
MacbethSeemsSus: Did anyone actually listen to their parents when they said not to eat raw cookie dough?
GamerCat88: Little Debbie
uneactrice: Little Debbies
otakon17: they're Little Debbie yeah
thematic_content_warning: eating 100 of anything is fine at best. its all mostly going to sucka
otakon17: look it up
Its_VeeBot: Might be an American thing
lamina5432: more like choco covered raisin size,
itira: its a brownie with candies on it
empyreon: lmao
Kaaannaaa: theyll slap cosmic on anything these days i guess
GamerCat88: fat kid lore
exeJayce: cosmic brownie.... every 90s kid's dream dessert
gibbousm: Its a prepackaged brownie with little candies
pleonasticTautology: boxed treat brand in the states
Juliamon: it's an Americal mass-market garbage snack
Bearudite: murica
betweenmyself: just got very nostalgic for Dweebz candy (slightly larger and softer than Nerds)
Lord_Hosk: Ring the Canadian alarm
uneactrice: Oh is this a USA thing?
otakon17: Little Debbie is a snack company they make sweets
Juliamon: *American
ghyllnox: Packaged baked goods that you buy at the supermarket
empyreon: 'murica educatin' time
saucemaster5000: she ain't big
itira: a wee debbie
exeJayce: it's a US thing yeah
bethy_kins24: snack cakes
thematic_content_warning: think hostess
Kaaannaaa: old timey hostess
realbadatthis_: Shit American pastry company
ErynTzun: It's a name brand
couchboyj: The alternative to Full-Sized Deborah
comrade_cards: I prefer Large Debra
James_the_Dabbler: Little Debbie cakes suck
otakon17: you don't have it up north?
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ButButTheJesus: their Star Crunch are my fav
uneactrice: The best one is the peanut butter wafer
weff47: here for oatmeal creampie supremacy
frameshifty: love the oatmeal creme pies tho
otakon17: they make baked goods mostly
The_Timo: zebra cakes!
bethy_kins24: thats hostess
Juliamon: different brand
catcard: I want zebra cakes
GamerCat88: Zebra Cakes are my fave
Juliamon: but same idea
Mai_Andra: and christmas trees
bethy_kins24: Christmas tree cakes
MacbethSeemsSus: They're very mid
Dethrizu: oatmeal creampie is the besttt
betweenmyself: @comrade_cards RIP Moochelle
Kaaannaaa: there used to be like a hundred different debbies, but then the lil one ate the rest
Saintnex: unicorn bread?
uneactrice: Yep. Thats the best
empyreon: hell yea
otakon17: The oatmeal creampies are great
kingandcommoner: Nutty Buddies are the shit
exeJayce: depending on what it is, it IS about a bite before you go "bleh"
saucemaster5000: kellog's worst nightmare
ButButTheJesus: uh huh
neisan2112: Those rule
exeJayce: yeah those things are good
Bearudite: hell yeah bruther
exeJayce: yep.
exeJayce: it's a thing.
pleonasticTautology: this conversation is making me miss entenmanns
Omthebox: Nutty Buddy, the antithesis to corn flakes
GamerCat88: yeah they are good
j0biwan: Nutty buddies are amazing
Juliamon: Nutty Buddy probably the only worthwhile thing they make
Mai_Andra: love that shit. Put a box of Little Debbie Christmas Trees in the freezer and just snack on them...
pleonasticTautology: OH I CAN EAT 100 TIMBITS.
rosesmcgee: They are real good
pleonasticTautology: EASY.
protojman: nutty buddy is goat
j0biwan: and probably terrible
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: nutty buddies are my fave. have some in my kitchen right now
otakon17: yeah it's a peanut butter ...um what's the word? The really thin cookies, wafers?
Lord_Hosk: They are "offbrand" hostess they are like the malto-meal of snack cakes. Nothing wrong with them they are just fine.
Orlantia: Boston cream pie: when you want a cream pie, In your mouth
Sethalidos: bad name good cookies
weff47: @Omthebox that's good.
JKBalch: Nutty Butty used to be great. I hate what they have become
ErynTzun: Sunbelt Bakery granola is pretty good
mama_turtle13: We Americans aren't known for giving things decent names 🤷
uneactrice: They even have double stuffed versions of a lot of their snacks
Greendrag13: Nutty Buddy? Well, yeah, I'm not getting a Boston Creampie from a STRANGER
realbadatthis_: Peanutbutter oreos effectively
Bearudite: I miss the caramel cookie bars they used to do
bethy_kins24: Christmas tree cakes are the best
exeJayce: that's too many Timbits
rosesmcgee: Get me a Drake's Funny Bone
pleonasticTautology: it is, but like
korvys:
Nutty Buddy? Isn't that just a FWB?
couchboyj: Star Crunch is my jams
MacbethSeemsSus: Onebit, twobit, redbit, bluebit....
Diabore: timbits are not small
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I think 30 in and you're regretting your choices
ladyjessica: that’s so much fried dough
pleonasticTautology: i can't get a good fucking donut hole in seattle
ButButTheJesus: @couchboyj me toooo
SquareDotCube: It's chocolate-coated sugar wafers with layers of peanut butter
itira: i would die
otakon17: 100 Donut Holes?
pleonasticTautology: so when i road trip i gorge
lochnessseammonster: you never said we had to be happy at the end
lamina5432: doable but not happy is this challend
exeJayce: 100 of them makes my stomach cry
GamerCat88: yes Zebra Cakes
Kaaannaaa: they are not
DigitalSeahorse: I had to stop eating the cream filled frosted pastries of that type
Juliamon: they aren't good
DigitalSeahorse: too sweet
uneactrice: The Christmas Trees are good
betweenmyself:
gotta go back in time and get me a Hostess Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie
ButButTheJesus: i like em!
itira: some people like fig adam
Sethalidos: because delicious wasp eggs
lochnessseammonster: i think i could do timbits
otakon17: Fig bars are just Fig Newtons in all but name
EngineBeast: Little Debbie's taste waxy now
Eklinaar: Fig bars are great
Mai_Andra: Oh, it's trash. But it's that Good Trash.
exeJayce: They're good in the sense that "I grew up on this and I don't want to be reminded that adulting sucks"
Saintnex: with enough tea, I feel like the timbits wouldn’t be too bad
brainbosh: Need something for old people
otakon17: and i love me some Fig Newtons
GamerCat88: Fig Newtons, I wouldnt do 100 but i sure as hell have thorn up a how sleeve before
catcard: I love zebra cakes.... I know, I'm corrupted
ErynTzun: Swiss cake rolls were pretty popular when I was a kid
Orlantia: Gotta compete with Newton
Its_VeeBot: Yall I think Chat might just be hungry today
otakon17: DOES ANYONE eat Fig Netwons TWO at a time? I eat those suckers by the SLEEVE
Diabore: i can do 20 in 20 minutes
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: At least you expect the wasps when you eat figs.
The_Timo: 100 jolly ranchers
GamerCat88: @catcard i am with you Catcard
Lord_Hosk: The Christmas Trees are exactly the same as 5 of their other products... but in pine tree shape and therefor, they taste better.
kingandcommoner: So no net change then
lochnessseammonster: do we get to have water too?
itira: @The_Timo oh no! the slicing and dicing!
WolfgangCloud: 100 Grapes seems doable
pleonasticTautology: okay so specifically i've done 100 munchkins from dunkies, but timbits are analogous and i wanted to be canadian-forward
Omthebox: Just eat glass
exeJayce: can we not OD on sugar pls LOL
The_Timo: thats what makes it a challenge
DigitalSeahorse: ruined teeth
weff47: swallowed like a pill
BusTed: just thinking about it sticking to your teeth
BusTed: pulling out fillings
exeJayce: no ER visits with these pls
Juliamon: otakon17 you are stealing Dane Cook jokes, stop
otakon17: Jolly Rancher flavored water
Saintnex: well that changes things
CrypticKablam: ewuhhh
Its_VeeBot: I don't want 1 Jolly Rancher on most day
SnackPak_: uh...
Strebenherz: no
kingandcommoner: No on purpose
MacbethSeemsSus: How would you react across the table at a date
saucemaster5000: not on purpose
kingandcommoner: not*
WolfgangCloud: what about 100 Mandrian Oranges?
pleonasticTautology: i don't like jolly ranchers
Uzumaki15: Not intentionally
betweenmyself:
which is worse tooth torture: Jolly Ranchers or Now n Laters?
otakon17: @Juliamon oh god that's where that came from? I had forgotten
DigitalSeahorse: that's not a safe practice
Sethalidos: not intentionally
GreyThey: Swolly Ranchers
Rhynerd: not on purpose
GamerCat88: no def gotta suck those
e_bloc: What's worse than a red flag
JKBalch: Sometimes you just want a sweet pill
Mazrae: Did if I wasnt supposed to be eating one
exeJayce: not on purpose, no. that actually sounds nasty.
Orlantia: I don't Not swallow them
Lord_Hosk: You go to the bathroom after swallowing 100 jolly ranchers and it sounds like a machine gun. PINGPINGPINGPINGPING
TK_Squared: It is the only way that I eat Jolly Ranchers.
lochnessseammonster: i mean for timbits cuz they'd get dry
otakon17: @betweenmyself Jolly Ranchers due to being HARD candy
spo8n: I do what I want
GamerCat88: candy
kingandcommoner: Now and Laters are hard starbursts
Rhynerd: pretty sure I've downed one by accident at least once
WiJohn: I mean they melt in my mouth and it ends up in my stomach so yeah, what do you have a spittoon?
uneactrice: It's like a taffy
ErynTzun: Not on purpose, that would hurt
CrypticKablam: nasty, that's what
Mai_Andra: Jolly Ranger, notorious for sticking to anything as soon as it get wet...
saucemaster5000: oh I like now and laters
Sethalidos: fruit chew
otakon17: Now and Laters are chewy, taffy like fruit candies
Its_VeeBot: I used to love Now and Later as a kid
Vinewood_OG: Tell ya tomorrow
e_bloc: Trash candy mostly
ButButTheJesus: like a thick chewy candy
exeJayce: seeing this makes me question if Adam knows what a Devil Dog is
realbadatthis_: Now and later are if Laffy taffy was evil
uneactrice: Taffy
otakon17: basically
Mai_Andra: Now & Laters are like Starburst
bethy_kins24: those stick to the teeth bad
Juliamon: they're bad starburst
kingandcommoner: Stickier and harder starbursts
otakon17: they're soft, chewy fruit candies
SquareDotCube: What we're getting from this is that Adam should go to a candy store next time he visits the US
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Now & Laters are like Starbursts that went stale
Bearudite: i could fuck up a Golden Gaytime right now tho
betweenmyself: Now N Laters are harder Starbursts
lamina5432: how about 100 tandy takes
e_bloc: Actually banana Taffy fucks hard
neisan2112: Starburst that take 3 times as long to eat
Orlantia: The USican snack food industry is powerful
ErynTzun: No they are hard candy not chewy
Rhynerd: @Lord_Hosk do you get any points for making somebody choke on their own spit?
TStodden: I discovered "Final Boss Sours"... Lv 3 are a challenge to handle.
otakon17: oh wait am I getting them mixed up with Starburss?
GamerCat88: yes, those videos are amazing, i love them
otakon17: Starburst*
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GamerCat88: ranch what is that
PhorrestGaze: did they find the guns?
otakon17: yeah they START hard but soften as you chew
exeJayce: good old walmart LOL
SnowBuddy18: and if you go to the back, there's TVs and video games
gualdhar: did you see the japanese guys testing guns at cabelas?
korvys: and then the guns
saucemaster5000: they drank out the sam adams brewery
Sethalidos: no that's just America
Kaaannaaa: sometimes when you're buying clothes, you want some food
ButButTheJesus: and target and costco, here at least
kingandcommoner: 100 reese's eggs sounds good right now
DigitalSeahorse: or Target if they visit US
MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if Boston has recovered from the lack of alcohol
raulghoulia: the scots were super nice. they drank all the beer but the bud light and put traffic cones on all our statues
Saintnex: oh good
GamerCat88: and Buccees
Dog_of_Myth: That tracks
Its_VeeBot: Just wait until they find Costco or BJ's
uneactrice: It is a hellscape here
Greendrag13: I mean... I live here, I know
Greendrag13: @GamerCat88 PRAISE THE BUCC
MacbethSeemsSus: Texas chain
otakon17: @raulghoulia sounds like a rollicking good time
exeJayce: I still hate that you can go to walmart, buy a gun, and then leave like it was just a regular shopping trip
GamerCat88: gas station
TheMerricat: Super gas station
uneactrice: Really big gas station
varmintx0: living here means always feeling bad anyway
otakon17: it's a gas station
Bearudite: texas shit
CrypticKablam: it's an experience
Dog_of_Myth: Gas station
kingandcommoner: Buccees is a gas startion that cosplays as a grocery store
thatguysteve2709: Welcome to walmart hear you are free
weff47: big ole gas station
The_Timo: its the capitol of capitalism
bethy_kins24: big gas station
korvys: Gas station. But like... the size of a mall
PhorrestGaze: it's a walmart sized gas station
otakon17: it's like Royal Farms or WaWa
thatguysteve2709: Here
WolfgangCloud: Gas Station the size of Zellers
WiJohn: Buccees is like the American princess auto
gualdhar: Buccees is like Wawa but southern
thematic_content_warning: fancy gas station
gibbousm: Its a giant convenience store
otakon17: but bigger
Vinewood_OG: Huge rest stop with food and shopping
neisan2112: Texas Gas station that's got EVERYTHING
uneactrice: Look up Beaver Nuggets
lamina5432: normal walmart
chrono2x: Mega gas station the size of 10 normal ones
GamerCat88: look it up
Orlantia: It's a gas station that has a cult
MacbethSeemsSus: A gas station with a Walmart
Juliamon: buccees, wawa, sheetz
The_Timo: mega gas station
CrypticKablam: incredibly super
weff47: larger than a grocery store
realbadatthis_: Like flying j
gibbousm: You can get brisket
ErynTzun: Big gas station but a lot of food, like truck stop type of thing
ladyjessica: I’ve heard of wawas
otakon17: like practically a department store
Bearudite: its the size of like 2 city blocks
exeJayce: it's big.
Vinewood_OG: 100+ pumps
bethy_kins24: 100 gas pumps
DigitalSeahorse: it's so big it's a gas
pleonasticTautology: gas station/convenience store chain in texas, analogous to like. circle k/macs but Bigger
neisan2112: YOu can get so much BBQ
KeytarCat: I'd have said truck stop, but I don't live near one
CrypticKablam: look it up, seriously
AdamYMHMI: A Gas station from the planet Krypton
ladyjessica: but not buccees
Rhynerd: Small grocery store.
Eklinaar: Mega Wal-Mart sized
lamina5432: midwest gas station
e_bloc: I actually do not know about this
Mai_Andra: People talk about Buccess the way Beej talks about Princess Auto.
TehAmelie: in 100 minutes?
7gorobei: supermarket sized gas station
GamerCat88: no super serious
ladyjessica: but also from canada
thematic_content_warning: people go out of there way for it
spo8n: over 9000 gas pumps
ShaneLeeAtk: 120 pumps, 75k sqft c stores
otakon17: Buc-ees
Greendrag13: SO! In my postapocalyptic zombie LARP, The Bucc is a travel deity XD
neisan2112: All hail the Beaver!
Vinewood_OG: Last one I hit, I lost count dude.
Diabore: has adam not heard of buckees?
ButButTheJesus:
@TehAmelie
Lord_Hosk: Bigger than most Grocery stores in Victoria Big
kingandcommoner: Big and overrated
thematic_content_warning: thats what she said
Its_VeeBot: People say Disney fans are a corporate religion, I'm convinced Buccees is even more of one
slamaham: it has a cult following
SnowBuddy18: that's what she said?
Dog_of_Myth: Yep,
PhorrestGaze: 'merica
MacbethSeemsSus: No wawa's different
uneactrice: Check out some of their slogans they are pretty funny
TStodden: Buc-cee's is like a megastation... Not as large as the I-80 Truck Stop, but still large.
Sethalidos: designed for Trukers
DigitalSeahorse: if they have a fire it's a BIG fire
exeJayce: @Mai_Andra this is honestly so true
Talin06: started in Texas
KeytarCat: Adam going full anime there
ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly
pleonasticTautology: highway truckers
WiJohn: 'murka
exeJayce: it's the US
e_bloc:
@TehAmelie 
JoeLowe2: Adam's like a British person that just walked into Wal Mart
Dog_of_Myth: It is
TheMerricat: "In an aerial view, the Buc-ee’s convenience store is seen on June 12, 2024 in Luling, Texas. The Texas-based convenience store and gas stop, Buc-ee’s has become the world’s largest convenience store with over 100 gas pumps and a 75,000 square feet store. "
rosesmcgee: Adam, this is America.
Kaaannaaa: it can be
CrypticKablam: Wawa is a gas station
Mai_Andra: 1 pump per minutes for 100 minutes? are we still talking about Corn Flakes?
SnowBuddy18: Wawa's a gas station
gibbousm: Wawa is a gas station
pleonasticTautology: wawa is a gas station and convenience store chain
uneactrice: It's a gas station
weff47: We were at one just yesterday
otakon17: no WaWa has gas
GamerCat88: It can be
ErynTzun: It's a truck stop sort of situation
CrypticKablam: not all of them have gas
Its_VeeBot: It is, in some locations
exeJayce: wawa is a gas station
bethy_kins24: wawa is
otakon17: it depends
Rhynerd: no it is
e_bloc: it is 100% a gas station
pleonasticTautology: wawa = circle k/macs
otakon17: but most I went to have pumps
brainbosh: Need lots of gas stations on the texas highways
Kaaannaaa: its like 7eleven
exeJayce: nope
MacbethSeemsSus: Most of those chains have a gas station attached
otakon17: no they're a CONVENIENCE store
Lord_Hosk: Wawa is a 7-11 gas station
otakon17: they're expensive as hell
raulghoulia: did nt know they had gas but knows when gobbler season is?
Juliamon: they're all "we're gonna be 7-11 but Good"
lamina5432: it is
GamerCat88: massive
Rhynerd: nah, convenience store where like 1/3rd of the building is sandwich shop.
korvys: People outside of american assume at least some of the insane things we hear can't possibly be true
betweenmyself:
is Adam at least aware of Piggly Wiggly’s?
ghyllnox: Sometimes you go on a road trip and the only "attraction" is the gas station, and then it becomes more and more of a Thing
Dog_of_Myth: And they have brisket there
Bearudite: they have a Jerky Bar
lochnessseammonster: we're not always doing business but we're always open
uneactrice: Yeah. VERY clean bathrooms
e_bloc: look man I dunno America
Anubis169: a 250ft mars bar
Dog_of_Myth: and home made fudge
Sethalidos: racism
MWGNZ: 255 feet
otakon17: They have WALK IN COOLERS for beer
Omthebox: That's so many washing machines long
weff47: Someone send Adam a Bucees kigurumi
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 'MERICA KKona
dm818: Grocery Store
Eklinaar: That's what she said
Orlantia: Wawa, sheetz, Kwik trip.
uneactrice: It's a grocery store in the south
bethy_kins24: wawa is a nicer QT or Race Trac
ErynTzun: That's a southern thing
empyreon: yessssss
betweenmyself:
guess that’s a no
Dog_of_Myth: 'merica
bethy_kins24: A grocery store
ButButTheJesus: ayyy he found the pigglywigglys
Its_VeeBot: What's weird is the US has approximately eleventy billion local grocery store chains. Somehow of all things that hasn't been overtaken by a single chain
otakon17: oh I've never been to a Piggly Wiggly or Trader Joes actually
Vinewood_OG: Where you go when Winn Dixie is busy.
uneactrice: We actually don't have too me anymore
GamerCat88: ah yes the southern grocery store
e_bloc: oh its gonna be that stream
chrono2x: the first modern grocery store chain that still exists
ghyllnox: We've got Kum and Go too
Orlantia: It's a grocery store
DigitalSeahorse: Sonic Burger
dm818: Nah they're in the Midwest too
PhorrestGaze: Piggly wiggly invented modern supermarket formats with like cats and stuff
realbadatthis_: Piggy wiggly is a grocery chain from like the 40s
7gorobei: somebody never was Driving Miss Daisy
Mai_Andra: I remember Piggly Wigglys in Carolina.
weff47: That's the originator of super markets
ErynTzun: I have only ever seen them on TV or in movies
exeJayce: bahahaha kum and go is great
e_bloc: Trader Joe's is good at least
shendaras: Kum & Go is another cursed one, yeah
uneactrice: It used to be run by some mega racists
GamerCat88: Kum and Go also pretty good
otakon17: I'm sorry WHAT
TStodden: Kwik Trip / Star are OK... Sadly Kum 'n Go has come & went, thanks for Maveriks
KeytarCat: Kum&Go
GreyThey: Piggly Wiggly was the first modern grocery store, if memory serves
Eklinaar: @Its_VeeBot I mean it's not far off, they're basically all owned by the same 5 corporations.
Bearudite: lemme hear it for Town Pump, Montana's built in double entendre
Sethalidos: @Its_VeeBot no they are just under different names to hide it
Orlantia: piggly Wiggly is in Wisconsin too, not just a southern thing
ErynTzun: Probably deli related i would imagine
pleonasticTautology: there are a fair amount of american chains that are old as balls
Its_VeeBot: I mean fair I guess
Austintatious89: that was the first grocery store I went to as a kid in the 90s
bethy_kins24: Also Food Lion
rosesmcgee: You'll never forget it
weff47: The owner of Piggly Wiggly was wild, highly recommend reading about him
empyreon:
Adam learning so much tonight 
itira: What would you name a gas station
Masslost: I miss having a HEB near me cause that was amazing
ButButTheJesus: "get yer pork here!"
ghyllnox: I always thought it was because "This little piggy came to market"
TStodden: I'll have to check if they still have to the Kum 'n Go sign still up on Gordon Drive the next time I'm in Sioux City (as it was the absolute last one).
KeytarCat: Quik Trip and Kwik Trip are different brands
Austintatious89: it accepted food stamps. and the name is fun for kids and families i guess
otakon17: We dunno
pleonasticTautology: correct
chrono2x: Yep
rosesmcgee: You had to ask
pleonasticTautology: grocers would select the things for you
dm818: Nah they used to be everything behind the counter
ghyllnox: You'd order at a counter
Omthebox: Nobody knows
raulghoulia: a clerk would take your order
chrono2x: You asked the clerk and the brought you stuff from the back
colonelkreiner: Should try Jungle Jim"s worlds largest supermarket
pleonasticTautology: to make sure it was fresh and stuff
Lord_Hosk: They were going to call it Cowie Wowie but the name was taken by guy who made belts
korvys: tell the man what you want
GreyThey: You told the clerk what you wanted and they got it from the back
ShaneLeeAtk: Clerks
TheMerricat: Used to be you went to the counter with a list and they got it for you
GamerCat88: yeah order at counter
ButButTheJesus: huh, TIL
weff47: You would give a list to the clerk
omdorastrix: Think olde-time general store. "Gimme a pound of speck"
korvys: Like, a general store
realbadatthis_: Probably barter and shit
PhorrestGaze: think of an old west general store
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: you put in an order, they’d get it for you
otakon17: you had to
uneactrice: Similar to gas not being self service
ghyllnox: So really, going to online ordering is retro
Diabore: sounds like youre shitting your pants adam
rosesmcgee: You asked and you never thought of a better way
ghizmou: you have to ask, and then the whole village would talk about you
Orlantia: Ya shat yourself like a man
DigitalSeahorse: ever eat at a Sonic?
MacbethSeemsSus: You know how in Red Dead you'd go through a catalogue? Think that
Its_VeeBot: Diapers you'd probably have cloth ones and the diaper man would come around
PhorrestGaze: Disposable diapers didn't exist
KeytarCat: Small town America ssuuuuuuuucks
rosesmcgee: On the other hand, think of how many jobs there were back then
Mai_Andra:
Imagine buying diapers at a food store.
ErynTzun: Yeah don't you remember they had counters and you pointed to what you want on the shelves, plenty of movies and TV shows show that
Alephred: It was the pioneer days. You asked for Depends at the counter, or you died of cholera.
GamerCat88: does Canada have strange/unusual store names?
Its_VeeBot: @DigitalSeahorse Genuinely Sonic is a neat gimmick with horribly mid food
exeJayce: @GamerCat88 Rona
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: in a few decades, someone will be asking the same thing about cashiers "and you had to give your money to a PERSON?"
exeJayce: Rona gets me ALL the time
GamerCat88: @exeJayce lol wow
DigitalSeahorse: @Its_VeeBot yup
Saintnex: tbh if you lived in a village at the time and had depends and disposable diapers, I dunno if you’d care that much lol
TStodden: @KeytarCat Depends on what you call "small"... They have some perks, but it's all relative.
Orlantia: Adam had bunny hugs and he liked em
otakon17: I'm sorry what
e_bloc: My town was like 2k growing up
otakon17: Waskasue?
lamina5432: im in a suburb so no foot to stand on.
exeJayce: look I lived in Ontario for a year or so and I still cannot get over Rona and I still laugh at Nofrills on a daily basis
Its_VeeBot: Sonic Drive-In is fun to eat at but I only ever have ice cream and very rarely have an actual meal there
ErynTzun: Little House on the Prarie? Where they had to order stuff
dm818: Waskesiu?
betweenmyself: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether they paid someone *boop* to your foods for you?
e_bloc: A hamlet
Its_VeeBot: Snowbirds
pleonasticTautology: oh there are still some proper small towns like that still
SnowBuddy18: it was a 1 horse town
ghyllnox: Vacation town?
uneactrice: Tourist location
otakon17: it was a Summer vacation town
Spades_Slicc: Yeah I know american towns like that
Bearudite: tourist town
dm818: I would call that a seasonal resort town.
otakon17: it was basically the equivalent of the town from JAWS
GamerCat88: damn
pleonasticTautology: i've heard towns in the states like that called "one-pump towns"
ghyllnox: Holy shit
CrypticKablam: oof
exeJayce: that reminds me of Collingwood, busy af in the summer but dead in the winter apparently. had a friend who lived there at one point.
otakon17: sounds like Ocean City here in MD
7gorobei: that sounds horrible
e_bloc: Holy shit
DigitalSeahorse: 2 hours both ways dang
ErynTzun: Oh that's awful
Its_VeeBot: I know that here in New York, people who go down to Florida for the winter are called Snowbirds, IDK if that's a term elsewhere
MacbethSeemsSus: People in college would figure out whether you were from a small town by whether or not there was a stop light.
SnowBuddy18: bus ride 2 hours, uphill both ways?
exeJayce: aw smol Adam
PhorrestGaze: at least with a school bus it's kinda social
exeJayce: PA uses Snowbirds as well ^
e_bloc: @otakon17 Yeah I've been to OC in like Feb and it's weird
ErynTzun: I had to get up at 5:30am to go to school but the bus was only like 20 minutes
ghyllnox: I mean
korvys: yikes
betweenmyself:
young Adam, back when he was *only* massive
Strebenherz: know those feels
ghyllnox: From the stories I've heard from you
ErynTzun: Oh noooo
rosesmcgee: She had to cut off some fingers to save the hand
AdamYMHMI:
@MacbethSeemsSus My go-to was if one had to *comment* that there was a stoplight as something novel in the town 
GamerCat88:
oh show and tell 
ErynTzun: That's sad
Orlantia: Adams capabilities judged early
DigitalSeahorse: baby Adam
e_bloc: Strap in
exeJayce: story time with Adam is a delight
TheMerricat:
Cue a still from Attack on Titan. 
ErynTzun: Smol bean
DigitalSeahorse: Gerber Baby Adam?
GamerCat88: yung blood
daedela: good evening mr strimmer, chatto
Orlantia: Pre rugby Adam
Its_VeeBot: Yeah I'm actually super enjoying hangin' out with Adam
Saintnex: according to wiki, Waskesiu is an unincorporated hamlet and had a yr round population of 10 ppl
otakon17: @e_bloc yeah there's almost NO regular shopping to be had on that stretch of island, it's all stuff for beachwear. The outlets right OUTSIDE of OC are where all the regular shops are at
ghyllnox: @daedela o/
Saintnex: in 2011
otakon17: I want to live in the snowy North
Orlantia: @otakon17 fukn white marlin Mall
e_bloc: @otakon17 Grew up on the eastern shore and never went there out of season
Greendrag13: Speaking of dads getting stationed everywhere, mine was in the Air Force, so my childhood spanned 3 continents
Lord_Hosk: Didn't Young Adam get a spin off series on CBS that then later got a spin off series of its own where your brother opened a tire store?
exeJayce: lol
Saintnex: huh, cool
Dog_of_Myth: what?
GamerCat88: thats cool
raulghoulia: what was her routine?
otakon17: @e_bloc yeah I moved to the Eastern Shore back when I was 11 or so, lived there till I was 20
otakon17: OH WOW
lochnessseammonster: cool!
rosesmcgee: Show business is in the blood
shendaras: wow
TheMerricat: Is she single?
WiJohn: Bad ass
e_bloc: Ankle?
exeJayce: yoooo
ButButTheJesus: awww
Dog_of_Myth: That's cool
bethy_kins24: thats cool a d pretty!
Jennie_Fuchsia: coool!
JKBalch: Baptised?
ghyllnox: Nice
Omthebox: She's got your nose
otakon17: so she's SINGLE
Saintnex: is she baptised?
itira:
damb
itsr67: single
SnackPak_: so theres a chance?
MacbethSeemsSus: Not a no
ErynTzun: Was in vaudeville
GamerCat88: so technically...
empyreon: that's not a noooo~
DigitalSeahorse: singly dead
korvys: so... yes?
Bearudite: so you're sayin....
Orlantia: Was she tall too?
ghyllnox: @Omthebox I was going to say
DigitalSeahorse: cute
otakon17: yeah she looks fairly tall
e_bloc: That's as single as you get
thematic_content_warning: awsome
CrypticKablam: that's awesome
ButButTheJesus: oh, my
GamerCat88: cool
DigitalSeahorse:
lochnessseammonster: dang
otakon17: that is so NEAT though
TheMerricat: Super cool/
ladyjessica: giving me the vapours
ladyjessica: yeah that’s you
Bearudite: she seems like a funny lady
Strebenherz: a lil dork
chrono2x: show biz family
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: BABY MAN
SnackPak_: a lil babo
ButButTheJesus: SMOL
Orlantia: Look at that nerd
BusTed: look at that face
empyreon: d'awwwwww
otakon17: TINY baby man
kingandcommoner: looks like he's up to something
pleonasticTautology: that's just you now
GamerCat88: hell yeah
Saintnex: oh I remember this photo lol
e_bloc: 2021
ghyllnox: The lil smile
saucemaster5000: what's he smiling about
lochnessseammonster:
WiJohn: Stinker smile
SquareDotCube: Savibabby
itira: that shirt is rad
bethy_kins24: baby adam is precious
DigitalSeahorse: Gerber Baby Adam
betweenmyself: yup
CrypticKablam: :3
rosesmcgee: So much innocence and hope left to crush
tehcrashxor: He was so smug, even back then.
ErynTzun: Aww
Its_VeeBot: So chat, I think you'll find this neat, I've just gotten done 3D printing a prosthetic hand in the hopes I could find a potential recipient. I still need to put it together though.
otakon17: you looked liked Dennis the Menace XD
JoeLowe2: A little baby angel
realbadatthis_: That kid is going to play so much diablo
otakon17: oh god
ghyllnox: Dawww
GamerCat88: thats the face of a kid who didnt watch Wishbone
Dog_of_Myth: Awwww
Saintnex: same smile lol
BusTed: your face has always been the same
ButButTheJesus: BEBE
Its_VeeBot: Lil' Adam
TheMerricat:
Same look on your face today.
Mai_Andra: Weird... that kid went to my school. But he was called Matthew.
Bearudite: big ole nogggin
bethy_kins24: chubby cheeks!
lochnessseammonster:
rosesmcgee: Like an orange on a toothpick
TehAmelie: maximum Gerber!
exeJayce: aw so tiny
RatherLargeToad: very jolly
SnowBuddy18: big melon
KeytarCat: The games are for him!
otakon17: dude that's an 80's picture if I ever saw one
JoeLowe2: A sniper's dream
Orlantia: The eyes really don't change, eh
e_bloc: Baptized?
weff47: Imagine the same laugh coming out of that baby
ghyllnox: Damn
Bearudite: christ
otakon17: okay that's twice now why the baptism questions?
ErynTzun: Yup babies do have large heads
GamerCat88: if fully cooked would have walked out
otakon17: JESUS DUDE
Mai_Andra: That baby is just me.
ghyllnox: Always been like this huh
Orlantia: And still 24" long
Kaaannaaa: that's nuts, my little bro was 2 mos premie and he fit in your hand
itira: oh dear god
thematic_content_warning: your poor mother
otakon17: your poor mother
DigitalSeahorse: yup, Gerber Baby
rosesmcgee: Your poor mom dodged a 12lb bullet
saucemaster5000: coming out ready for a mortgage
neisan2112: Daaamn
Bearudite: your poor mum
pleonasticTautology: we have no baby pictures of ourself
WolfgangCloud: Your mom was probably happy you came early
pleonasticTautology: glad you d
TheMerricat: "Hello dear mother."
pleonasticTautology: *do
gualdhar: Mama "Turducken" Savidan
ErynTzun: Baking term oh nooo
Its_VeeBot: That baby's already thinking of his <insert fighting game terminology here>
Manae: My brother was a 3-week premie and the biggest baby in the nursery
Mai_Andra: To be fair, there are only about 8 different babies in the world. They just keep rotating around.
otakon17: holyshit
Its_VeeBot: Jesus
Spades_Slicc: just like markiplier
pleonasticTautology: oh jeez
Strebenherz: damn
SnowBuddy18: still jacked to this day
Kaaannaaa: yep, he didn't come home for a month
rosesmcgee: Learn to breathe on your own, idiot
DigitalSeahorse:
GamerCat88: jebus
Saintnex: @otakon17 it was a joke from an Alan Wake 2 let’s nope stream, where we found out Ben isn’t baptized but his brother was
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Vinewood_OG: Fellow pod child!
bethy_kins24: the incubator
pleonasticTautology: glad you didn't beef it
InconsiderateHat: Wait, you were huge as a preemie??
JoeLowe2: tough room hahah
otakon17: @Saintnex ah gotcha I had a feeling it was an inside joke
ghyllnox: Glad they had one of those in the middle of nowhere Sask
otakon17: oh lord he's a CANNIBAL
e_bloc: Yeah c sections often don't get all the fluid out too
betweenmyself:
I was about five weeks premature after my mom fought like hell with her doctors to not induce labor a month beforehand
Mai_Andra: My brother and I were each 10-11 pounds when we were born.
lamina5432: i was sideways so they c sectioned me. apparently cant have a sideways birth.
rosesmcgee: he ate his prenatal twin and gained their strength
WolfgangCloud: You absorbed thier power
Vinewood_OG: Did you eat them?
Orlantia: That's why he's so big! He's got the height of 2
MacbethSeemsSus: So you started the fighting games early
DigitalSeahorse: cause you ate your own twin
The_Timo: we'll nevrr know if the good or evil one made it
SnackPak_: we'll never know
DigitalSeahorse: digested
otakon17: I mean that's what happens with twins that don't make it usually
rosesmcgee: Adam could be a chimera
exeJayce: since I haven't seen it here today yet: it's international nonbinary peoples' day so it's a good day for all things nb and they/them
Kaaannaaa: nah, you escaped, that's why you were early
lochnessseammonster:
i was only 7lbs full term
Vinewood_OG: That's not a no.
KeytarCat: Like jolly ranchers. not on purpose
otakon17: fraternal twin, interesting
e_bloc: There's no statute of limitations
Vinewood_OG: Now it's sad.
saucemaster5000: that twin made a pidgeon rat
SnowBuddy18: Adamette
Its_VeeBot: Adam I'll be honest: I'm glad you're here, because hanging out with you is fuckin' rad
rosesmcgee: imagine 2 12lb babies
Mollylele: M'Adam
Saintnex: Adama
SnackPak_: Fem Adam you say?
GreyThey: That's not how gender works...
InconsiderateHat:
@exeJayce 
ghyllnox: Oh damn fraternal, you could be a chimera
Bearudite: ah so THAT is why you are so tall
otakon17: what if your parents named her Eve? or would that be two on the nose?
ghizmou: that poor woman
pleonasticTautology: eve, you dinks. or lilith, depending on how based adam's mom is
DigitalSeahorse: two Gerber Babies
RatherLargeToad: BIG
Bearudite: 2 babies in a trencoat
Strebenherz: Adam's babygirl side's origins
exeJayce: double the Adam is double the fun =O
Its_VeeBot: Four Adams
CeridwenCoeur: @Saintnex Its older than that even. Adam frequently asked, anytime a chatters parents or partner was mentioned, if they were single. At some point being baptised got added to the bit. I dont know when it started but its has been around for a few years now
otakon17: quads is insane
Orlantia: Tbf, all human fetuses start as female
Lord_Hosk: nahhhhhh
Vinewood_OG: Quota hit.
Dog_of_Myth: This has been fun
shendaras:
Omthebox: The required 1 hour podcast has been completed
Lord_Hosk: 1 more hour 1 more hour
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ghyllnox:
You don't even need Ben for this shit
lamina5432: good podcast
DigitalSeahorse:
rosesmcgee: we love BS hour
Dog_of_Myth: Yes you are
WolfgangCloud: We disagree
exeJayce: it's about as long as you usually get distracted for with Ben so it's okay
Its_VeeBot: Yes you are
SnowBuddy18: yes you are
kingandcommoner: We're still here, aren't we?
GamerCat88:
pleonasticTautology: you literally are
e_bloc: There's only 20 minutes left in soros
raulghoulia: hard disagree
shendaras: I think you are
Diabore: there he goes, lying again
lochnessseammonster:
i disagree
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's not a real Tuesday if the gameplay starts withing the first hour
SnackPak_: we love the yap
Omthebox: Well, that is true
Lord_Hosk: several hundred people disagree Adam
ladyjessica:
he says with all of us hanging off his every word 
Uzumaki15: I enjoyed the "Adam learns things" power hour XD
Orlantia: It's the Tuesday tradition
lamina5432: you clearly have been that entertaining
Vinewood_OG: "Come for the yap, stay for the crap."
Dog_of_Myth:
thematic_content_warning: i dont know about everyone else but i come for the talking bit and stay for the game
GamerCat88: okies
itira:
WolfgangCloud: home stream?
lochnessseammonster:
ghyllnox:
deal
otakon17: @Orlantia not quite but the default state is closer to female than male, it's the reason both men and women have nipples despite men not needing them
Diabore: not even wheeling someone
ButButTheJesus: deal
tehcrashxor: Wait, I don't have the context. Start the game over?
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Saintnex: @CeridwenCoeur tbf, the question was more specific to just the baptised part, which is like 60% sure came from Ben’s story? lol
empyreon:
e_bloc: And if anyone asks, someone was in fact shot
pleonasticTautology: fun fact: this is the first time i've made The Podcast (because i don't like scary games/horror)
SnowBuddy18: then can we catch you outside?
pleonasticTautology: and, adam, i can confirm: you are So Entertaining
e_bloc: Theres even a talking intertube
catcard:
I made my bed during podcast. everybody clap
exeJayce: yay
saucemaster5000: clap
GamerCat88:
itira:
NightValien28:
catcard well done 
exeJayce: so half of this is gonna be Adam relearning the game then trying to beat the game is the other half, got it
catcard: I mean I put fresh sheets on there
Bearudite: still won't show toilet
ghyllnox: I want you to know I come here at the start for the podcast, if I didn't want that I'd be late
LostThePirate: I got home right as you opened up the game, so I guess I'll watch the podcast after stream.
Rhynerd: Test to see if I remember projectiles: Yellow eats your max health as long as it hits you or your shield, blue can be shielded, red you gotta dodge/parry?
otakon17: do you not clean it Adam?
pleonasticTautology: i also never make my bed
e_bloc: I also made my bed today, but I do it like once a week
lochnessseammonster: the toilet isn't real!
DigitalSeahorse:
pleonasticTautology: when i was a kid i used to sleep atop my sheets to avoid having to make my bed
otakon17: not even porcelin it's just a bucket
exeJayce: I attempt to make my bed on the daily but no one ever comes into my bedroom but me so
Saintnex: I will say that I managed to make it to phase 3 of the first boss in this game bc of your first stream Adam, so thanks!
Orlantia: All I remember if the game is that the alien teleporters just want to give hugs
CeridwenCoeur: @Rhynerd Can't dodge through red and yellow eats less max hp if shielded
Saintnex: yup in my first try, my friend kinda popped lol
GamerCat88: ahh the balls of light
Saintnex: and sorry I do mean the first biome
otakon17: alright you lot have fun, thanks for the snippet and goofiness
Rhynerd: @CeridwenCoeur so red's just avoid entirely.
otakon17: be safe, take care
catcard: sometimes. it kind of just motivates me to do better
SnowBuddy18: mostly watching PoE Gauntlet
Diabore: ive been pissed at matt wiggins before but thats because he found a skip i didnt
exeJayce: for me it depends on what it is
lamina5432: nope. not one to compare myself.
GamerCat88: it’s more I see them playing a game I’ve been nervous to try out and then I end up buying it
Saintnex: imo, I just tell myself that regularly without prompt, I don’t need streams for that lol
Stevie_T: he's got the pocket mercy
James_the_Dabbler: I have the opposite problem, I see streamers do something and get annoyed that they aren’t doing it better
weff47: that's the standard experience of watching speedrunners tbf
Anaerin: !show override bonus
e_bloc: No I'm not very good at video game I expect to suck
LostThePirate: I hold my own on puzzles, but you are WAY better at anything action than me.
The_Timo: i'm often shocked at priority differences and which mechanics they focus
7gorobei: green thing is healing it?
lochnessseammonster:
i like watching people be better than me at games cuz i would never get to experience that level of achievement
Diabore: i think its healing
WiJohn: He got a green tether, maybe you need to break that?
exeJayce: I'm like that whenever I see someone playing with a mouse and keyboard, because I don't have the coordination needed to do it outside of like... Minecraft. Everything else is controller.
rosesmcgee: When I'm duffing tier 7 maps in PoE2 sometimes
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Greendrag13: I have some doofus streamer buddies. So less "wow, how'd he do that?" and more "how did he fuck that up?" XD
GamerCat88: also enjoy seeing other ppl do good in games / supporting them/ cheering on
Diabore:
The_Color_Twelve: oops
SnowBuddy18: oops
rosesmcgee:
MacbethSeemsSus: Just giving em scritches
Diabore: talk about what
LilFlame2001: That's my streamer.
SnowBuddy18: you haven't played in a while, it's fine
Spades_Slicc: You were practicing before you triggered the next wave
exeJayce: exactly, he hasn't played in a minute and needed a trial run
Saintnex: I kinda remember shotgun not being the best?
CeridwenCoeur: Everything is good, theyre just different
ErynTzun: Anyone remember when every E3 like clockwork the older game consoles would go *down* in price?
Diabore: this thing shreds damn
realbadatthis_: "The gun is good! The penis is evil!" -zardoz
CeridwenCoeur: The annihilator shotgun is probably the worst, but it staggers super easily so you can execute quickly with it
chrono2x: Zardoz is a hell of a movie
Anubis169: Zardoz is a very old Sean Connery movie
kingandcommoner: The movie where Sean Connery is wearing the suspenders and little else
ErynTzun: Sean Connery in that orange outfit
letsbelgo: a cult classic movie with sean connery
saucemaster5000: I had a catg named after zardoz -- zarpawz
Sethalidos: a massively WTF movie starring Sean Connery
letsbelgo: Its super weird
SearchingInteractive: it's a vibe
Anubis169: It's fuckin' weird
James_the_Dabbler: We’re just filling in for Ben’s banter, though Ben is typically more hinged
letsbelgo: 80s
ErynTzun: If you have seen that outfit you'd remember it's pretty weird
Rhynerd: It's a odd film, semi-saw it on BNF
ErynTzun: No i'm sorry that's not 80s it's 1974
letsbelgo: err 1974
letsbelgo: even weirder
GamerCat88: speaking of weird wild- Digger trailer was something else
Rhynerd: Kathleen's stream.
Saintnex: Kathleen’s Pirate music stream
realbadatthis_: Bravenewfaves, Kathleen's home stream
ghizmou: you ARE !
Anubis169: oooo
GamerCat88: ohhh
Anubis169: do it
ErynTzun: Act II is pretty difficult
Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah
Bearudite: gun good, penis evil ect ect
Kaaannaaa: this time*
WiJohn: He gonna get to act three and then stop playing!
lochnessseammonster:
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itsr67: including but not limited to throwing people at other people
Diabore: is it picollo goku?
Saintnex: Otaku Jeff?
Kaaannaaa: *time subject to change
chrono2x: Serge said he might start BG3 on his secret channel when he gets back from Europe
ErynTzun: There isn't really a rush with single player games
GamerCat88: I believe
lochnessseammonster: put it in chat
Rhynerd: Color me curious
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lochnessseammonster:
LoadingReadyRun: BRADLEY LIZARD
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
letsbelgo: booo
Saintnex: lol
Strebenherz: Okay I chuckled xD
ErynTzun: Of COURSE it is
Anubis169: bahahahahaha
WiJohn: Solid
Dog_of_Myth:
GamerCat88: hehehe
exeJayce: loooooool
itira:
ok
Saintnex: I snorted
RatherLargeToad: tee hee
saucemaster5000: "I am BRADLEY LIZARD"
lochnessseammonster:
calculated_uncertainties: Nice
Uzumaki15: That's pretty damn good
Kaaannaaa: Bradley be throwin people off things?
Kaaannaaa: hell yeah
raulghoulia: of the Waterdeep LIZARDs
MacbethSeemsSus: We welcome thee, BRADLEY LIZARD, to Baldur's Gate....
GamerCat88: of the Boston lizards
LostThePirate: Nice
ErynTzun: My second character is a Bard called Jem from Jem in the Holograms, I'm starting to make the rest of the characters.
Saintnex: pls pls call me BRADLEY LIZARD, mr. LIZARD was my father
lightfut: Ah shit there goes Brad again
Rhynerd: Reminds me of how one of my DnD friends has a joke idea on hole for a lizardman cleric named Reverend Spines
Sethalidos: you threw a baby at it's mother dude
realbadatthis_: Totally outrageous
kingandcommoner: How close could you get in BG to making Jabber Jaw?
calculated_uncertainties: Awe, the baby!
Greendrag13: @Sethalidos Return to Sender
WolfgangCloud: I actually did that in my first D&D campaign and it acutally was an accident
Spades_Slicc: Is your overdrive maximum?
Dog_of_Myth: sure
Saintnex: def mulligan, hella scuffed
MacbethSeemsSus: First run back is always a mulligan
ErynTzun: Throzerker - Barbarian Berserker Thrower Build
lochnessseammonster:
i dated someone briefly with a bearded dragon named dudley, that was a pretty good name
Rhynerd: practice run
Anubis169: lochnessseammonster: We had a bearded dragon one time called Confucius
Anubis169:
'cause he'd sit on his heat rock all day going 
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lochnessseammonster: nice
betweenmyself: our old DM loved to have us roll on loot charts with zero exceptions; my first day playing DnD we rolled up a Deck of Many Things and my dwarf became half troll (the Droll)
RatherLargeToad: B. Lizzard
CeridwenCoeur: I had a much easier time doing full runs rather than jumping ahead, but that alsi made my average runtime like 2 hrs
lochnessseammonster:
Boon_33: barbarian responses were made to spark joy.
MacbethSeemsSus: Are you Durging this run?
lamina5432: blizzard much
Saintnex: I’m def kinda bummed that this game isn’t going to pc since i don’t own a ps5 and only get to play a bit of it when i visit my friend who owns it lol
MacbethSeemsSus: dark urge
Kaaannaaa: Dark Urge
itsr67: bg3 thing
ErynTzun: Dark Urge in Baldur's gate, when you play evil.
Kaaannaaa: one of the story backgrounds you can choose in character creation
Anubis169: Saintnex: Did you hear the news? There's a PS5 Emu in the works and it's already working with Astrobot
itsr67: its a character you select at the start
ErynTzun: You can roll as many characters as you like
The_Timo: one of the char options. changes few things
itsr67: changes most if not all the run
Anubis169: direct reaction to Sony's going discless
MilkInBags: dark urge isn't evil, they're just busy with unfinished business
Boon_33: Dark Urge doesn't have to be evil
Saintnex:
@Anubis169 I did not! that sounds very exciting 
ErynTzun: They do a hell of a lot of murdering
ErynTzun: and bad things, and just plain rude things
lochnessseammonster:
sometimes the evil finds you along the way
MacbethSeemsSus: Basically in nearly every interaction one of the options is always "kill them"
MilkInBags: D&D characters all perform murder
Boon_33: murderhobo simulator
ErynTzun: I am not capable of playing one, there's a point where you're supposed to kill certain NPC's and I can't
MilkInBags:
well, dark urge can get minthara
ErynTzun: I would rather have more choices of who to switch to not less
Austintatious89: I accidently knocked her out the first time we fought she has great stories
MilkInBags: man i should play that dark urge playthrough soon
ErynTzun: I accidentally took out the bridge I did not mean for her to go down in it
MacbethSeemsSus: DG3's battle music still randomly pops into my head 3 years later
MacbethSeemsSus: BG3*
CeridwenCoeur: Unlucky elite spawn
realbadatthis_: GGabba Ga bee
Austintatious89: @ErynTzun I did that too by throwing the returning pike. it in fact did not return haha
ErynTzun: @Austintatious89 doh!
ErynTzun: I got the weapon somehow it was sitting on the edge
CeridwenCoeur: Remember that you can parry red projectiles with melee
ErynTzun: not weapon instrument the Lyre.
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CeridwenCoeur: Yiu need to hold it for the laser to work
Anubis169: He zips through the aaaaaair, with the greatest of eaaaaase.... this brave Savidaaaaaan, with a gun that shoots beeees~~
ErynTzun: When a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say, “I’ve been there,” every time you recognize a place.
ErynTzun: When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a viewer to say, “no the hell that is not there.”
SnowBuddy18: gays upon your shining shore?
Bearudite: Gays upon thy shining shore?
varmintx0: can you pet the dog?
letsbelgo: balls to face
CeridwenCoeur: Do you remember what .odifiers you have turned on?
Anubis169: nah this game doesn't end until [REDACTED]
Seth_Erickson: god I wish I could be playing this game right now, perhaps one day sony will realize killing pc ports isn't the move, guess we'll see
Anubis169: to be fair, exclusives played a part in what made the gaming industry what it is today
Anubis169: but yeah it's annoying
ErynTzun: Someday game consoles will go *down* in price every year like they used to.
Anubis169: When in doubt, 'nade out
Strebenherz: @ErynTzun are the older ones going up as well with all the nonsense?
Juliamon: The "console era" is pretty well over
Seth_Erickson: jesus
KeytarCat: as soon as it became an industry...
Saintnex: we all live in just the absolute worst timeline ever
MacbethSeemsSus: The sad thing, First Light is really good......
Bearudite: yeah its a wait for it on sale kinda game for me
lamina5432: bubble will pop soon
Anubis169: that james bond game is good, real good... but good lord over a hundo is gouging
betweenmyself:
@ErynTzun at this point it seems just as likely that game consoles will be available only through monthly subscription, with them being deactivated and expected to be returned once you stop paying
ErynTzun: @Strebenherz It pretty much varies depending on how rare the console is.
Anubis169: ErynTzun: which is disproportionate because how good the console is isn't related to the price, only rarity. Try getting your hands on an Ouya these days
CeridwenCoeur: Peiestess is a mid-boss
ErynTzun: @Anubis169 Yeah the Ouya is kind of a weird one
CeridwenCoeur: Priestess*
ErynTzun: Like the Wii and the PS2 are so plentiful people should never pay that much for them.
NotCainNorAbel: @betweenmyself Next will be you can buy a console and use it; but you will have ads every 30 minutes (then 20, and then 10 as they find it makes money) or you can buy a subscription for no ads (soon to be some ads)
pleonasticTautology:
wiggins streamed it, and as dogshit as he is at aiming and driving (/lh), he DID sell me on it 
MacbethSeemsSus: @NotCainNorAbel Shhhhhh they're listening through every electronic in your house!
ErynTzun: When I was a manger at EB we sold PS1 and Dreamcasts for like $20-30 at one point there were so many of them by the time the new consoles came out.
Seth_Erickson: o7
Anubis169: my PS2... you can't really call it a PS2 anymore 'cause it's been modified and resoldered and rehoused to the point it's unrecognisable
Anubis169: about the only thing left of it is 3/4 of the mainboard
Anubis169:
is that a taser gun? 
ErynTzun: Even though there were technically more N64s that Dreamcasts we didn't get those traded in nearly as much
betweenmyself: never was a fan of the ripsaw myself, other chakrams feel better
CeridwenCoeur: You need to alt-fire to retract the chakrams, but you can hold to deal BIG dots
Anubis169:
Sonic Adventure 
pleonasticTautology: ian's breaking out the dreamcast at the office at some point
Anubis169: I never got to play that!
pleonasticTautology: because friday night funkin' is getting a dreamcast release???
Anubis169:
goombalax: is this a new game or are we continuing
gibbousm: Love my Dreamcast. Probably my second favorite console after my PS2. Power Stone 2 hype
ErynTzun: One of my employees collected all the Dreamcast Variants he was such a huge fan. There are some pretty cool themed ones.
n3ther: @xenovita hello
Juliamon: goombalax continuing
Seth_Erickson: the Returnal turret special
lochnessseammonster: that's xcom baybee
goombalax: red
ErynTzun:
Japanese ones anyway, Sega America is like, here you go you get the black Sports Dreamcast. Woo. 
betweenmyself: @goombalax Adam playing for the first time after an extended break, continuing from where he previously was in the story
letsbelgo: face
Anubis169: things be how they be
BrindleBoar: I would know if I ever forgot anything. But I don't remember doing that.
Anubis169: That support pillar knew what it did
Juliamon: on that thought, happy day-after-International ADHD Awareness Day
gibbousm: My local area's gaming discord is trying to revive their Fighting Game scene. Any advice for someone who feels overwhelmed trying to play fighters?
BrindleBoar: wave after wave of their own men to the murder planet
Anubis169:
Juliamon: it's the 15th here, which is World Youth Skills Day
betweenmyself:
dude trying to find his ex, we as the player slowly learn that he wasn’t a particularly good partner
Seth_Erickson: he's looking for his girlfriend/partner who came on the first research ship as well
Seth_Erickson: iirc
CeridwenCoeur: There was also some weird time dilation where a ship that left a couple month before you arrived here a century ago
Seth_Erickson: ex is a better descriptor for who he's looking for yeah
lochnessseammonster:
ErynTzun: That is good advice, Adam. Making friends with cool people that are not toxic armholes about how good you are.
Bearudite: some of my favorite people I met through fighting games
ErynTzun: jebus auto-cucumber *arseholes
betweenmyself: I think this is the gun that rains down shots at anything nearby when it has been charged up
ErynTzun: yup yup
Bearudite: well as always if ya'll wanna hang with some absolute gremlins that are always hooting and or hollerin seachats is a great place
CeridwenCoeur: I think you profciciency is just low tbh. Jumping straight to the biome always felt like I was grossly underpowered
Smurfykins: not just fighting games, just if people are into something they should embrace new people entering their space/hobby to enjoy with them
WolfgangCloud: It is because you are a sweetheart
ErynTzun: You have been lucky, arcades in the 80s and 90s were brutal without my friends with me.
Anubis169: You will get good by attrition, don't worry about it
SnowBuddy18: the real win is the friends you made along the way?
lochnessseammonster:
ErynTzun: Yeah I want ppl to like the thing I like, I don't care if they came along years later.
Bearudite: its always important to remember its just a game
CeridwenCoeur: You deserve to be in that space for the love of the game, not your skill.
Smurfykins: I like to say its good to be competitive, but being a good competitive player in anything is another level of aweseome
Bearudite: its not how you play, its that you play
ErynTzun: Being a good sport is good for any kind of game
Mai_Andra: If they don't respect you for not being good, they're not going to respect you for being good either.
lamina5432: the reason I can't play magic online anymore. I wanna have a good time with a person
Kaaannaaa: its our stupid lizard brains
SnowBuddy18: that's not to say don't question why they're doing something, maybe there's a legitimate tech, but be nice
Kaaannaaa: good at one thing must mean good at other thing, duh
CeridwenCoeur: Good sportspersonship is the most important part of building a healthy gaming community. We're all here to play.
KeytarCat: I've been hanging out in a new FPS, and folks are treating it as if it's ranked and winning is important or valuable on its own. It doesn't even support ranked play!
SnowBuddy18: as Bill and Ted say, be excellent to each other
Juliamon: The first rule is to have fun.
Bearudite: the best worst thing tho is playing with someone better than you, asking them how to deal with what they are doing and the moment you show you have learned to adapt, throwing the next curveball into it to start the cycle again
ErynTzun: It's better because you can learn things from your friends, along with the benefit of finding new ppl
Bearudite: tama is now one of our ride or dies
ErynTzun: Yeah the speedrunners do that stuff, they trade strats
shendaras:
tama
thatguysteve2709: So, many cool people playing in gridbreak
empyreon: I'm so worried about making folks have a bad time in online games because I'm an absolute turnip, so I just don't play...
Bearudite: well except that drizzt guy
Bearudite:
Anubis169:
Yeah you end up with the good sportsman effect, like you're all comrades in arms
kaistens: Playing a long set online with a rando and being excited and kind of proud when they figure out how to counter you is a great feeling
thatguysteve2709: Gotta make sure Gary makes it to locals
pleonasticTautology: echoing adam, practicing with friends is a BLAST
SnowBuddy18: goated with the sauce?
pleonasticTautology: also, from personal experience: see if a friend wants to play YOMI hustle with you! it breaks fighting ames down to, quite literally, their bare essentials
pleonasticTautology: playing yomi helped us get good at gg strive and smash ult
Anubis169: Yeah but what's the speedrunner's ethos
Anubis169: HP is a resource
RatherLargeToad: watching you and Nelson did help convince me that I could probably learn the piano at 45, so I’ve been working on that
Bearudite: YOMI Hustle is great also FOOTSIES is a great fundies game
pleonasticTautology: @RatherLargeToad HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOOO
Anubis169: oh that's sweet Toad
pleonasticTautology: @RatherLargeToad we're ALSO learning piano (at 37), let's fucking go
sorrizoronaldo777: Boa noite, que jogo é esse?
CeridwenCoeur: Using you power weapon cleanses corruption
Kipstar: stronger social norms, better criminal code
lochnessseammonster:
RatherLargeToad: @pleonasticTautology awesome
Anubis169: Hello sorrizoronaldo777!
Anubis169:
This is Saros
MacbethSeemsSus: Also, learning new skills is good for your health as you get older. So give new things a try!
Anubis169: portuguese
sorrizoronaldo777: Thank you, for a moment my autotranslator was activated
Anubis169: sorrizoronaldo777: Você fala inglês?
Anubis169: oh cool!
ErynTzun: I will never stop playing games it's good for the brain to have some kind of other challenge that isn't just your job.
sorrizoronaldo777: I do, I also teach here in Brazil
pleonasticTautology: we're learning piano to then learn guitar to then learn bass guitar
ErynTzun: You have to do a variety of things
pleonasticTautology: and then maybe accordion?
Anubis169:
CeridwenCoeur: FYI Adam, power weapon (full press LT) cleanses corruption
ErynTzun: Gonna play some sick polka
InconsiderateHat: @ErynTzun For me that's hobby projects, but I have been getting better at carving out time for puzzle video games that I like.
pleonasticTautology: @ErynTzun i'm polish, it's in the enes
Anubis169: sorrizoronaldo777: So this is SAROS for PS5, very similar to Returnal in how it plays, extremely visually impressive.
pleonasticTautology: *genes
Anubis169: lots of bullets
duke_dice: lets all learn an instrument and so we can make a band.
ErynTzun:
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Lockraemono: spookiest game of all
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Lockraemono: hi
Bearudite: so I am not great at fighting games but I still love them and have realized that I love learning about them and facilitating people playing them.
sorrizoronaldo777: @Anubis169 Looks pretty interesting, might try it sometime
Lockraemono: rude
Anubis169: if you have a PS5, do it. It's very engaging.
Bearudite: its great to find a game you really vibe with
Anubis169:
if not, Returnal is multiplatform
MacbethSeemsSus: Someone was really proud of that inverted camera transition
Lockraemono: I'll show you an incredible banger
CeridwenCoeur: Returnal is way spookier and harde than Saros. The metaprogression in this game helps alot.
Lockraemono: I will
Anubis169: Lockraemono: remember to include the mash with it
Seth_Erickson: I've been playing returnal again in the stead of beign able to play Saros and it's sill incredibly juiced
Anubis169: can't have bangers without mash
Anubis169:
and gravy 
Lockraemono: I go well with potatoes
Anubis169: Brakka brakka brakka brakka
Lockraemono: ouch
Lockraemono: this lady is not cool
lamina5432: he just might
Anubis169: oh come on!
MacbethSeemsSus: curveball
lamina5432: think the shockwave got you
Lockraemono: rip
KeytarCat: Homing missile wtf
Seth_Erickson: one of the criticisms I heard early on when the game was released was it being considerably easier than Returnal
KeytarCat: That's the kinda shit I pull
Seth_Erickson: mmm interesting
Lockraemono: same
CeridwenCoeur: @Seth_Erickson I like that its easier. I found the narrative more interesting so the ease made getting through the story less frustrating
Anubis169: How many peeps are over in EU?
Lockraemono: is that why you aren't doing spooky stream no ben
lamina5432: I miss james
RatherLargeToad: they’ve all fled the country
Lockraemono: ??
pleonasticTautology: magiccon amsterdam this weekend
MacbethSeemsSus: Also Ben's car broke......
Anubis169: You know what this means
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Lockraemono: can I see the office
Seth_Erickson: @CeridwenCoeur interesting what I know of the story/narrative leads me to believe I'd enjoy Returnal's more, but I don't know quite enough about this one's narrative to make a hard conclusion
Lockraemono: is it open to scrubs
Anubis169: You are currently LRR's sole representative on the internet
Lockraemono: I wanna see it
Lockraemono: ya
Lockraemono: I am!
Spades_Slicc: Tthere's usually ppl FUCKIN?!?!?!?
PenguinoRojo: Adam is approving office tours? Nice!
Anubis169: Chat, behave
Spades_Slicc: Hey he said it
Greendrag13: Gotta fish out my passport and catch the ferry. Lived in Seattle for a year and change, and still haven't popped across to the island.
Greendrag13: We did get to look at it when we rolled west to Cape Flattery though!
CeridwenCoeur: @Seth_Erickson I havent fully beaten returnal so I can say for sure if Saros has a better story, but that kinda reinforces my point about the relative ease of Saros helping me like the narrative
Anubis169: can or can't say for sure?
MacbethSeemsSus: Do you disarm the home alone traps first or have them figure them out is the question.
CeridwenCoeur: Can't*
Anubis169:
Seth_Erickson: @CeridwenCoeur yeah I see that, I like the difficulty of Returnal and I think it plays into it's narrative really well so that helps me
Anubis169: it's 3am my brain is misreading stuff
CeridwenCoeur: Phone keyboard is too small for me lol
Anubis169: urgh i can't stand typing on a touchscreen
CeridwenCoeur: Chat on phone while watching on TV with a cat in my lap
lamina5432: yeah the music doesn't do enough
Anubis169: yay bug spray gun!
lamina5432: I want some sick beats doing a game like this
Seth_Erickson: hard to compete with the Hyperion theme to be fair, but it does seems a little less inspired in general
CeridwenCoeur: Mid-bosses be like that
Anubis169: what's autohit?
CeridwenCoeur: Remember that the onslaught rifle disables auto-hit. You need to actually aim now
Lockraemono:
RatherLargeToad: who let these dogs out?
Anubis169: that was brutal
Omthebox: Closing your eyes will also disable auto aim
pleonasticTautology: i need to lay down, being sick is really getting to me
pleonasticTautology: have fun, y'all
Lockraemono: hella fine
Anubis169: the enemy intelligence in this game does coordinate itself, which is a real nut buster
Anubis169:
get well soon pleonasticTautology
CeridwenCoeur: You're nailing these parries at least. I do think you're making it harder on yourself by not using the modifiers and jumping straight to the cathedral, but those systems are ther to let you decide the difficulty for yourself in the first place.
Seth_Erickson: get a little more power going forward
Bearudite: the sawblade thing
CeridwenCoeur: It all connects, i always started from the beginning, but those runs take 2-2.5 hrs each so maybe not tonight
Anubis169: chakrams are real fun
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CeridwenCoeur: You have to go through the swamps after the third biome though. Going across the bridge doesn't connect to the cathedral
Anubis169: Yeah the chakram's a cast/recall thing
Anubis169: overdid leg day?
Anubis169: called it
CeridwenCoeur: This chakram gets stacking damage bonuses (at the top of the reticle) but you only have one
Anubis169:
wat?
Seth_Erickson: is this the chakram you can rev up while it's in an enemy?
CeridwenCoeur: Alt-fire brings it back immediately
lamina5432: man thats what happens when you cut off and sew on your leg too many times
Anubis169: oh i like this gun
Anubis169: i styles
Anubis169: oh hello
Seth_Erickson: while I was playing returnal again, I realized I quite enjoy the charge gun in that game
CeridwenCoeur: Illumine has somw make or break mods. Sometimes its an incredible standalone turret, other times it takes forever to start firing and does zero damage
Lockraemono: murder is going on
Seth_Erickson: the illumine has a turret mod
Seth_Erickson: I think
CeridwenCoeur: Yeah illumine sometimes hangs around. It looks like you got a good role for yours
Anubis169:
I will now call this the 'Dude I can see right up your nose' transition...
CeridwenCoeur: Roll*
TheMadChicken: these enemy designs are wild
Anubis169: this gun's doing pretty well for this elite, hits very hard
Seth_Erickson: we do have more health than we entered the room with
CeridwenCoeur: You can shield the yellow projectiles. Theyll still sap your max HP, but its better than damage sometimes
icedsly:
100
Anubis169:
Anubis169: thank you very much icedsly!
Anubis169: but it has bigger number!
CeridwenCoeur: It does stagger damage. You can execute enemies once theyre flashing red for massive damage
Anubis169: ahh that makes sense
Seth_Erickson: stagger your enemies for massive damage
chrono2x: "Target the weak point for massive damage!"
CeridwenCoeur: Different playstyle, but can be very rewarding
MacbethSeemsSus: Otacon: Snake! Have you figured out combat parries?
Anubis169: what're you talking about? it's 3:30am
ErynTzun: Time is the fire in which we burn.
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DaFhaye: Hope you all are doing well
Anubis169: Finally, a straightforward "shoot it until it dies" normal gun
CeridwenCoeur: Ricochet handcannon has my favorite alt-fire. If the reload is fast enough you just hold alt-fire and spamm the trigger while evrything explodes
WolfgangCloud: HiDdEn ToWeR!?
CeridwenCoeur: Alt-fire goes as fast as you tap the trigger so go to town of RT
DaFhaye: Nothing much just prepping for moving
chrono2x: Somewhat related, I got burned so hard by one my regular teens at the library I work at yesterday. They said I had big NPC energy because they overheard me talking to a bunch of different families about the events that we had coming up, but the conversation was basically the same each time. I told them that "This is what working is like" and they made a face at me, which I thought was funny.
Lockraemono: neither
Lockraemono: ty
Seth_Erickson: how bad of a move is it?
chrono2x: Flu
PhuzNutz: flu
thatguysteve2709: Flu
Lockraemono: too late
empyreon: flu windmill slam
WiJohn: Flu
GreyThey: Move how far?
itira: id rather move...
DaFhaye: flu
Bearudite: flu
The_Timo: is therr a chance it kills me?
lochnessseammonster: i like moving
Seth_Erickson: I gotta know the distance for the move to decide
CeridwenCoeur: Move
The_Timo: damn
DaFhaye: I'm sick of moving. This is the second time this year
Anubis169: chrono2x: life's gonna hit that one hard in about 5 years
Spades_Slicc: Is there a chance the move kills me?
CeridwenCoeur: Im actively prepping to move next summer
ErynTzun: @chrono2x oh yes, learning that when you grow up your job will probably include repeating yourself often.
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm torturing you, I'm not a monster
lochnessseammonster:
one time i wanted to help my sister move but i wasn't allowed cuz i had the flu
BusTed: St. Bernard
PhuzNutz: erm, I could go for living out West again actually. I'll move now, I just don't want to have to deal with selling and buying a house.
ErynTzun: The cartoon St Bernard?
Seth_Erickson: if it's like same state move, I pick move if it's multiple state moves I take flu
chrono2x:
@Anubis169 I convinced them to volunteer for me, so it is going to strike much sooner than that. They are handing out flyers this weekend to everyone at a public event.
Bearudite: oh this is the fucked up one
Bearudite: with impact return
schordash: LMAO my partner asked "do we have to pay to break lease?"
Anubis169: The three most stressful things a person can do in life: Funerals, Weddings, and Moving House.
Anubis169: with moving house being the most
MacbethSeemsSus: Won't lie, the question hits hard as I actively look for condo listings.
Seth_Erickson: this elite is definitely spawning dogs
DaFhaye: Dog enemies in video games will always be the worst
CeridwenCoeur: I think the only alt-fire I dont like in this game is pellet wall because of the weird lockout slowing down your RoF. Every other alt-fire feels really strong and interesting
Anubis169: Normaly by this point you'd have sereval area's worth of buffs and stuff under your belt
Seth_Erickson: we're so back
Anubis169: so much health
CeridwenCoeur: Yeah the difference between 60 and 25 proficiency is huge. A full run usually had me close to 100 proficiency by the time I was farming this biome for halcyon
Anubis169: "ok that's dumb
Anubis169: Sir, I'd like to report a bug...
Seth_Erickson: anything we can go eat with our shield to generate more power
Anubis169: lol
Anubis169: YES!
Dog_of_Myth:
CeridwenCoeur: I think parry gets you power
DaFhaye: Look into my special eyes
CeridwenCoeur: You do only have 4 power weapons unlocked
CeridwenCoeur: And there are like 3 variant of the same 5 or 6 weapon types
Anubis169: a beginning run sounds like a good idea
CeridwenCoeur: For a quicker run id recommend starting in The swamps
Anubis169: !schedule
Lockraemono:
CeridwenCoeur: Full runs take too long. Marsh (not dam) or acolyte's would be a solid starting point. Roughly halfway through
Anubis169: It was fun!
calculated_uncertainties: bonus streams on saturday with Adam are always fun. It's like a failhouse flashback
chrono2x: I really enjoyed it!
Anubis169: !patreon
lamina5432: loved it
Anubis169: !store
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BusTed: ggs
lamina5432: gnight
lochnessseammonster:
Anubis169: !youtube
Lockraemono:
chrono2x: Also enjoyed your Lone Wolf stream earlier this week
e_bloc: thats lets nope most of the time too
kid_flashionable: Thanks for the yapping!
DaFhaye: That game looks cool as hell
MacbethSeemsSus:
Us? Listening to you talk on Tuesday? Never
Kaaannaaa: thanks for the yap
rosesmcgee: great stream, thx
lochnessseammonster:
the vibes are great. thanks for the stream
Lockraemono: amsterdayum
Anubis169: !magicon
Anubis169: !mca
ErynTzun:
Anubis169: i need to make a trigger for that
DaFhaye: Thank you for stream
ErynTzun: Tomorrow? lol
calculated_uncertainties: these all say monday?
Juliamon: You're way ahead in the calendar
Anubis169: uhh
Sethalidos: uh am Adam ok?
ErynTzun: That's next week Adam
Anubis169: Adam, that's Monday the 20th
empyreon: time is a mystery
ErynTzun: The wrong day and week
e_bloc: what year is it
Juliamon: the slides are like 3/4 of the way through
kid_flashionable: Lmao
Jturbobanana:
kid_flashionable: You were thinking ahead!
kid_flashionable:
DaFhaye: We know the future
DigitalSeahorse: ahhh cool apartment again
7gorobei: Adam from the future confirmed
lamina5432: matt I think?
Dog_of_Myth:
Bearudite: super cup
ErynTzun: Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow. *mcdonald's theme*
n3ther: nope
e_bloc: would be odd if it was someone other than Matt
n3ther: I'm not a hypothetical person
Buxx345: matt want to play museum game
chrono2x: Matt just really likes museum
e_bloc: but I would be down
Juliamon: Matt added a bunch of bonus streams
Spades_Slicc: get groundhog day'd
kid_flashionable: Museums are cool
lamina5432: matt is doing 3 days of museam
Anubis169: nobody smells burnt almonds it's fine
lochnessseammonster:
PhuzNutz: Two Bit Museum was today already. And then on Thursday again
Dog_of_Myth: Matt wants to play the museum game
exeJayce: I mean, the schedule on the website says the same thing so I don't think you're going nuts
kid_flashionable: YEAH THEY ARE
kid_flashionable: YOU LEARN THINGS
Anubis169:
right
DigitalSeahorse: right
Omthebox: That's right Mr. Mayor
lamina5432: if I am home
lochnessseammonster:
methodical_monk: what time?
e_bloc: accurate
ErynTzun: Technically you will be alone we're not really here, we're just Dinosaurs on the internet.
DigitalSeahorse:
kid_flashionable: Bye bye Mr. Mayor sir!
e_bloc: what time? whenever Adam feels like it
Saintnex: sorry Adam, got work, try not to feel too alone
methodical_monk: bet
DaFhaye: We made it
Lockraemono: whoa
Anubis169: 'at a time'
Lockraemono: bet
GrathXVI: bet
kid_flashionable:
shendaras:
Thanks for the stream
Bearudite: bars
e_bloc: there's 20 minutes left
lochnessseammonster:
Dog_of_Myth: bet
Jturbobanana: bet
lamina5432: coward
exeJayce: you're weird too
Juliamon: Sarosday
DigitalSeahorse: you said right first
calculated_uncertainties: Whoo!
n3ther: Adam loves to rag on us
exeJayce: and we happily watch him do it
Anubis169:
hey you said "nobody wants me to feel alone, right?", we acknowledge that with a Right
lamina5432: adam doesn;t like us being wierdly normal
kid_flashionable: Bat
ErynTzun:
kid_flashionable: He's napping
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Lockraemono: bless
Dog_of_Myth:
ErynTzun: There is no normal there is only commonly weird
Anubis169:
Thank you for the strim stram dude 
exeJayce: fiiiine
calculated_uncertainties: bye big weirdo!
NotCainNorAbel: This was fun
ThorSokar:
rosesmcgee: ggs
drcthulu: It was fun
Anubis169: It was fun!
Mr_Horrible: been lurko, but thanks for stweam
DaFhaye: I can always stay here
ErynTzun: ty for strim okay byeeee
lamina5432: lets go is what it was
methodical_monk:
drcthulu: thanks for the stream
exeJayce: whenever*
kid_flashionable: It was nice! Thanks adam!
DaFhaye: I'm a free person
Jturbobanana:
Thanks for the stream. Byeee. 
Mr_Horrible:
Saintnex:
wait this wasn’t let’s nope?!?
shendaras:
PhuzNutz: See ya Friday!
DigitalSeahorse:
we can stay here but it will be boring without you
itira: ok bye
Omthebox: have fun
exeJayce: kbye
empyreon:
imma stay here anyway
Mr_Horrible:
I'll catch hell for that tomorrow
DaFhaye: Bet
Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432: blizzard
ErynTzun: 🦎
itira: bet
Lockraemono: byeeeet
Jturbobanana: bet
exeJayce: byeeee
empyreon: BRADLEY LIZARD
DaFhaye: bet
MacbethSeemsSus: bet
Bearudite: f'reals
e_bloc: say hi to brad for me
lamina5432: nini
DigitalSeahorse: bet? bed!
kid_flashionable: Bat
lochnessseammonster:
calculated_uncertainties: raise?
Rhynerd: call
Saintnex: bled
Anubis169:
kid_flashionable: Bet shit dang it
n3ther:
DaFhaye: We know you watch this for a little bit
itira: SeaBet
n3ther: BET
DigitalSeahorse: and ads
exeJayce: inb4 he bans the next person to say it
n3ther: Seabett
DigitalSeahorse:
woo ads
DaFhaye: We know the power
n3ther: it was right there all this time
Saintnex: ol SeaBet Savidan
e_bloc: thats just engagement
DaFhaye: All we are is engagement
exeJayce: hey if he didn't want the engagement he wouldn't stream
calculated_uncertainties: engagebet?
Saintnex: enbetment? damnit why did I just think of this after the stream ended
shendaras: Next time
calculated_uncertainties: next time, Gadbet, next time...
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