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TXC2: hello everybody
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Didero: Good evening!
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TXC2:
I'd say that was well timed by me, but then I had to refresh 
TXC2: also hello INCSlayer and Didero
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TXC2: Here we GO!
Didero: I really like this Bonus Stream intro, it's charming
TXC2: her!
TheAinMAP:
INCSlayer: is matt really low for anyone else?
TXC2: hello Matt
TXC2: INCSlayer yes
James_the_Dabbler: B E A S T
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Hello 
INCSlayer: Ahh there you are Hello Matt
tdapenguin: Yes thx
Didero: It's not about how much you do, it's about how much you enjoy it
TXC2: !patreon
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Mangledpixel: hehehehehe... bottom
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Strebenherz: Good morning Matt
Hulyen: How's the clown extruder room doing?
TXC2: visceral
TXC2: we need more work from home museums
INCSlayer: now this is botany racing!
TXC2: the latest tech....which will be foiled by a ladder
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INCSlayer: the guests do not like being percieved
malsareus: so, that implies that a horde of guards does not make people feel observed
Mangledpixel: uh oh, stinky!
INCSlayer: @malsareus they are video game guards so that tracks actually
tdapenguin: It's awesome, I love it
Gadora: "How does it smell?" "Great! It has lots of noses."
malsareus: right in the center, for maximum stink distribution
malsareus: give them at least 1 plant for emotional support
rasterscan: Grey line vs blue
JadedCynic:
Ah! Prof. Griffiths is back! 
Strebenherz: I'm sorry, listening while working, and "clown extruder??"
Mangledpixel: looks like the one at the clown extruder is out of range
malsareus: @Strebenherz we must keep our clown stocks high
rasterscan: That is so much vomit
malsareus: how long until the vommit room is an exibit?
malsareus: tbf, if I saw the vommit room as a janitor I'd also want to quit
JadedCynic: @malsareus "Cool. Where's my full-body suit PPE?"
Didero: skill issue
malsareus: can we just pave the whole room with concrete?
TXC2: or burn it
Didero: Or lock off the room so the person who keeps adding to the vomit pile doesn't
malsareus: are you sure? show the insurance agent the vommit room
JadedCynic: @malsareus nope; gotta remove the floor to lay new concrete - burning it would be a good start (and sanitary)
tdapenguin: There's a reason Roman vomitoriums had grates in the floor
JadedCynic:
oh, so there's no fresh influx of vomit. yay. Stale vomit would require more scrubbing tho - germs have had time to gestate 
TXC2: tdapenguin the vomitorium was an exit from a theatre, had nothing to do with vomiting
malsareus: so we're vommit neutral now
JadedCynic: I mean...I don't blame them with their work environment...
Zandivya: @TXC2 Unless the show was very bad
tdapenguin: @txc2 huh, didn't know that translation
TXC2: "it's the circle! it's the circle of HORLFFFF!"
TXC2: Zandivya true
Mr_Bitterness: Vomits, immediately eats donut
TXC2: tdapenguin it's the same root, it's the audience being "vomited forth" from the exit
malsareus: burn it all down, it's the only way to be sure
Strebenherz: @TXC2 My knack for thinking of lyrics is fighting my ick urge xD
malsareus: look, that janitor clearly doesn not have thomach for the job
malsareus: retrain that man
Mr_Bitterness: At this point, let them quit
TXC2:
Strebenherz yeah, I was having trouble with that one
tdapenguin: @TXC2 Huuuuuuh, odd but neat. I'm sure there were lots of puns/wordplay contemporarily
malsareus: all the way to the exit
TXC2: !clips
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malsareus: can we call security?
Mathwyn: Oh hey destroying the room destroyed the vomit!
TXC2: "The vomiting will continue" "...Until morale improves?" "No, it will CONTINUE."
malsareus: what? but that's how you get necromancers!
malsareus: that janitor is really wondering what place he just started at
malsareus: not the vommit?
INCSlayer: how am i doing in the art museum?
INCSlayer: Neat
INCSlayer: Aminals!
malsareus: bring back whale FM!
munocard: Ha! poop joke
ArtDecoSunburn: Hello. On a lunch break. We're doing a country house museum?
TXC2: hello ArtDecoSunburn we seem to be doing something animals now
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Ahh. Danke.
malsareus: oooooh, what animals are we putting on the tennis court?
ArtDecoSunburn: You want an interesting story about "not altering" museum rooms,read about the many-decade lawsuits around the Barnes Museum in Philadelphia. The founder wanted his art exhibited a certain way, and ended up in court with efforts to break the will.
malsareus: do we? can we just charge money?
INCSlayer: We terraria now
TXC2: what about Animals and loose guests?
INCSlayer: @TXC2 loose guests? you mean guests that are not in the museum?
Fantusta: oh I love the Barnes, I wish it hadn;t moved
ArtDecoSunburn: @Fantusta It was very contentious.
TXC2: INCSlayer I was thinking more in the "loose women" sense, but sure why not
Fantusta: @ArtDecoSunburn oh I know I grew up a couple blocks from the original location in Merion
ArtDecoSunburn: @Fantusta They had to build a partial replica of the old mansion inside the new museum building under terms of the trust.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Fantusta Neat. Pretty area.
TXC2: rooms being able to have internal corners is such an improvement over theme hospital
TXC2: sure couldn't, only exact rectangles and squares
Fantusta: Who you calling a square
Anaerin: !show override bonus
malsareus: *sigh* we're gonna get a vommit animal aren't we?
tdapenguin: @malsareus a varmint, if you will
TXC2:
not true, politicians like idiots 
ArtDecoSunburn:
@Fantusta You might enjoy this, Fantusta. HBO did a documentary on Albert Barnes and the lawsuits over moving the collection from Merion: vimeo.com/35217474
INCSlayer: the snake goes in the animal hole
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Takes one to like one?
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn precisely
TXC2: General Decor, Major Interior Designs and...Colonel Abrams
Toxxick: Man, there need to be more "tycoon" style games these days
tdapenguin: Can we boop the snake?
Toxxick: Love it, thank you xD
tdapenguin: Booped!
Didero: Bear essentials?
TotallyNotaBeholder: But not the Bear essentials
Toxxick: Look Ma, Im a snek!
TXC2: !break
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JKBalch: Time to cycle the animals?
tdapenguin: @Toxxick Boop!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Toxxick Agree.
INCSlayer: AWWWWWWW
INCSlayer: *faints*
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: and we're back
TXC2: do they have Furry conventions at zoos? should they have Furry conventions at zoos?
INCSlayer: when are we getting a blue whale?
INCSlayer: *shakes eight ball* future unclear try again later
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Toxxick: Welcome to the enclosure!
Fantusta: And the second snake goes "oh my bus a talking snake!"
INCSlayer: i just noticed that case doesnt have airholes
Toxxick: But how does he stand without a spine??
TXC2: ^
Toxxick: Hes just got constantly flexed core muscles
TXC2: yay
malsareus: he has minion internals
Toxxick: You must construct additional Toads
malsareus: a true 4 star toad
TXC2:
and like the minons, I also did NOT work for Hitler
Didero: Not thinking about Minions is always recommendable
Mr_Bitterness: Working for Napeleon is fine, but then they were totally frozen, we swear
TXC2: they're annoying kid thing de jour
Toxxick: I do kinda wish we get a minions movie where they sabotage the Nazis thru their incompetence Mr Bean style.
tdapenguin: @Toxxick i thought they were canonically in antartica during the 1900's
Fantusta: I liked Despicable Me 1 and haven't seen any of the billion movies since
TXC2:
people are loud on the TV, except for scripted TV, where you can't hear a damn word said
v_nome: I would guess Black Adder would be more likely?
Toxxick: Should it exist? probably not. Could it? Yes
Didero: A farce is a farce, af carse af carse
Fantusta: birb
malsareus: gwt into the cube bird
malsareus: get us that capybara!
INCSlayer: I have seen capybaras in real life AND baby capybaras they are Super cute
TXC2: !events
malsareus: thatnks Tarquin
Didero: where'd the subtitles go
malsareus: seriously, Tarquin, that man got bullied
TXC2: "sanctuary like" is doing HEAVY legal lifting
Didero: Thanks Matt!
malsareus: Macro
malsareus: feed that man to some large cats
malsareus: Toads Today is now live and on the air
TXC2: the Zebra evolved like that after seeing WW1 boats with the same camo pattern .
tdapenguin: it's neck is a slinky!
malsareus: behold, a poop sprinkler
malsareus: oooooh
tdapenguin: fancy!
malsareus: well, sharing is caring after all
Didero: Straight from a family crest
TXC2: this lion either speaks like and English King, or from the Deep south
TXC2: oh.....goodie
malsareus: gib zebra fren
tdapenguin: you could interview him on your podcast?
tdapenguin: bwhahahahaa! i will confuse everyone!
Juliamon: it's a family name, clearly
tdapenguin: exactly, @Juliamon
malsareus: wait, "mortal" is a trait?
Didero: @malsareus A pretty common one too!
Wolfstrike_NL: @malsareus I even identify with that
Didero: Feels odd that these visitors are just sauntering over the lawn, instead of sticking to the paths
malsareus: or a zebra
malsareus: zebra!
INCSlayer: that box doesnt have any airholes
TXC2: !break
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Didero: @INCSlayer It's not closed very tightly, so there's an airgap between the box and the lid
tdapenguin: @INCSlayer those boxes are also suspiciously squirmy for lumbar
tdapenguin: *lumber
TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP:
tdapenguin: raaawr
tdapenguin: i'm a dandy
tdapenguin: totally overcome
tdapenguin: excellent nap
tdapenguin: yaaaay! a friend!
tdapenguin: booo, the flu
tdapenguin:
hehe 
Didero: I don't think I've been as comfortable as that lion in my LIFE
TXC2: Didero I know I haven't
TXC2: the throple are thriving
tdapenguin: me and my "friend" are hanging out, niiiice
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tdapenguin: i do, i'm a lion!
Mr_Bitterness: Hamster!
malsareus: I hope we'll find an immortal animal
tdapenguin: watch it be for something that is called "a living fossil"
Mr_Bitterness: Di-di-di-digimon
Wolfstrike_NL: O Digimon might not have the mortal trait
TXC2: Digital monsters
TXC2: Fortnite-ification comes for us all
INCSlayer: Satisfactory
Didero: Satisfactory?
malsareus: colonizing mars?
TXC2: !events
tyrsredritehand: Dave the diver aquarium?
tyrsredritehand: "fish"
Wolfstrike_NL: Surely all the vampire survivors also end up in the sea
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malsareus: so silicon valley has reinvented dial up internet
tyrsredritehand: Fair enough.
tdapenguin: @tyrsredritehand apparently, your hamster species comes in every colour of the rainbow
tyrsredritehand: rainbow hamster?
tdapenguin: @tyrsredritehand sadly, no. each is only one colour
tyrsredritehand: Ah well
tdapenguin: that's a big lizard
malsareus: the beard is a foot long?
Juliamon: beerb
malsareus: I'm a Zebra
malsareus: also my zebra self wants a friend
TXC2:
this stream is gonna accidentality hand out a fursona isn't it?
rasterscan: Satisfactory?
malsareus: accidentally?
INCSlayer: Yea those are pioneers from satisfactory
TXC2: malsareus well, random chance and all that
tdapenguin: oooh, tough choice
TXC2: art vs zoo you say?
tdapenguin: i do enjoy the sideways animals of here
malsareus: a mercat!
tdapenguin: fountain lion != moutain lions
TXC2: vote now on your phones!
malsareus: chat you can still vote
TXC2: well zoo won
INCSlayer: i didnt even notcie that there was a poll
malsareus: felt a bit like an off season election
tdapenguin: neither did I (clearly too busy being a dandy)
tdapenguin: ooh, the fountain lion is my current fav animal
malsareus: YES
tdapenguin: zeeeebbbbbrrrraaaa!
tdapenguin: yay for @malsareus
tdapenguin: "mal's friend" ?
tdapenguin: ahahhahahahaaaaaa
malsareus: talk about a split personality
tdapenguin: inside of me is a lion and a zebra -- i'm very complex
malsareus: this is an interesting version of the 2 internal wolves thing
tdapenguin: at least my zebra self will keep @malsareus company until i get eaten
TXC2: magic coming up
tdapenguin: thanks, matt! this was silly and fun
TXC2: thanks for streaming Matt
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
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Juliamon: Oh it did that for Adam too last night
GedankenPalast_: Adam also had that happen...
INCSlayer: Camel up Super Cup! Camel up Super Cup! Camel up Super Cup!
GedankenPalast_: super cup!
INCSlayer: Ohh i have played that game
tdapenguin: byeeeee!
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: Goodnight everybody
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