Bonus || Two Point Museum

  TXC2: title change!
 Didero: Good evening fellow Mattseum fans
  TXC2: hello Didero  welcome
  TXC2: CONTACT
 chaos5896:   
 TehAmelie: 
DideRobot: LRR: Matt's here with your wet cats, party birds, and a hamster (but it's orange). Two Point Museum: Zooseum DLC! | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116930722291627284
geckoinasuit: i am always here for museum nonsense (i am a museum nonsense professional)
 Didero: "(museum nonsense) professional" or "museum (nonsense professional)"?
 Strebenherz: Good morning y'all
 Didero: Either is interesting in its own way
 Strebenherz: This games been reminding me of the old Sims games, digging it
  TXC2: hello geckoinasuit  and Strebenherz  welcome
DoodlestheGreat: @Didero Yes.
TehAmelie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 129 months!
 TehAmelie: this sub belongs in a museum!
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS!
  TXC2:   
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 TehAmelie: dobedo doo
 Strebenherz: Hello Matt
 TehAmelie: hello
  TXC2: Hello Matt
ShardsSystem subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 150 months, currently on a 150 month streak!
 ShardsSystem: Zoos are really just preemptive fossil records, if you think about it.
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  TXC2: picture the Dog in your mind
  TXC2: !patreon
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  TXC2: !store
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 The_Lesser_Gatsby: But what kind of sweater is the dog wearing?
  TXC2: in this heat? hopefully none
 Didero: It's supposed to cool down a bit tonight, and then tomorrow won't be as hot, so I'm looking forward to that
 Strebenherz: Bday, working, but light work day.  Was watching ds9 before stream start
  TXC2: happy Bday Strebenherz
 Strebenherz: Thank.
 Strebenherz: You ever play the old sim games Matt?  Same vibes kinda?  Like a spiritual remake kinda?
rXpCH subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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 Strebenherz: Not the literal Sims but like simcoaster or SimCity
  TXC2: I was also a theme hospital/ Roller coaster tycoon kid
  TXC2: *always
shendaras subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 shendaras: 
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 TehAmelie: gasp
 rXpCH: Oh yeah Ill take a people
 Didero: This museum is hiring gamers?
 rXpCH:   
 shendaras: Oh, a raise!
kdefinition subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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 rXpCH: already wages inequality
SetraLynn: Are you offering jobs? How thrilling.
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 Didero: Time to turn into a breeder farm!
 TehAmelie: those giraffes seem very unusual. did you see the one turning its head all the way around?
  TXC2: TehAmelie  their necks are slinkies
 TehAmelie: i would like a sprinkler
 Didero: Double the amount of stars!
 TehAmelie: i mean, not really. it might be bad for the wood floors.
Metric_Furlong: love a good cumulative stench
 malsareus: good evening, I see tarquin is still a asnob
 Didero: I just realised we haven't seen much of the money side of this management game. Is just placing donation things enough to never have to worry about money?
  TXC2: Tarquin is nominative determinism for snobbery
  TXC2: also hello malsareus  welcome
 malsareus: so, shouldn't the mercat enclosure have some kind of pond?
 malsareus: or a lake from which to dispense swords
 Mangledpixel: boop
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 malsareus: oi, those are OUR donations
 malsareus: everything is better than vomino
 Didero: Can you move rooms, or only delete them?
 malsareus: Pause, thieves come out of the toilets?
 Strebenherz: "thieves come up from the toilets" WHAT
 Strebenherz: I would simply not
 gsyhiap: 
 chaos5896: @Strebenherz time for some deturdance
 chaos5896: ill se myself out
 TheMerricat: Hot Dog!
 malsareus: it's the christmas tree the world deserves
 malsareus: shame? have they no SMELL?
 malsareus: uh, what is that guard doing to that thief?
  TXC2: still is a uniformed officer using a chemical weapon, which is war crime 
 malsareus: okay, you sold me on the cake tree
 malsareus: I'll take 3
 Strebenherz: Alternatively they're grinding on someone in public
 malsareus: chemical weapons usage could be worse, here in 2 point museum
 malsareus: not the cake!
  TXC2: also the thief has goggles on, so the pepper shouldn't work 
 Strebenherz: 
 kdefinition: Are they also wearing a respirator?
 malsareus: but shoving the peppermill through their faces would still work
 Strebenherz: Smell though
  TXC2: malsareus  true
UmbralCore8 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 79 months!
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 malsareus: get into the cage chatter
 Strebenherz: A threat or good time
 malsareus: everyone wants the cake tree
 malsareus: hey, podium spot
  TXC2: we got good enough
 malsareus: they places lack mercats
  TXC2: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Barcode!
 malsareus: wait, can we make all places zooseums?
  TXC2: lrrbot votes for progress
 TehAmelie: i have no strong feelings one way or the other
 malsareus: so Mercats for everyone is on the table
50keyz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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  TXC2: a museum on a Superfund site.....what could go wrong?
 malsareus: so we're glowing up a chemical waste dump
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think they broadcast at 2 Hz
 malsareus: a drill? so properly sealed then
 50keyz: that is a nice feature. i remmeber bankrupting myself on the sims because i changed my mind a bunch
 malsareus: are we doing the ticketbooth-staff space combo?
  TXC2: or resetting landscaping on RCT cost an arm and a leg
 TehAmelie: i gave up on playing The Sims honestly when i tried to get a sim promoted at work and then had to get up at 8 PM to get ready in the morning
 malsareus: Vomino just makes you unemployable
mistborn_wit subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
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 mistborn_wit: getting close to 100
 mistborn_wit: another one?
 mistborn_wit: is there more than more than one of me?
 TehAmelie: a little strange that a jar for donations cost 1000 bucks huh
 gsyhiap: @TehAmelie The best way to make money in a gold rush is to sell tools...
 malsareus: who wants to qualify for the drill?
 TehAmelie: ooh, game idea: micropayment manager simulator
  TXC2: I remember a Hospital round my way had a sign bosting about how much money a charity drive had raised, then it turned out the sign cost a few thousand pounds 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Honestly, now museums are installing credit card tap receivers for donations next to major  objects.
  TXC2: the real trick with RTC was to charge $25 for umbrellas
  TXC2: *RCT
 Uzumaki15: Did you also trap annoying park guests in endless queue lines when playing RC tycoon too?
 TehAmelie: not just send them on a death rollercoaster?
 Uzumaki15: Death coasters were bad for park ratings
  TXC2: "on purpose" doing strong legal work there
 TehAmelie: even if you just remove some segments briefly while the ride goes through there?
  TXC2: the trick to that is to cover all ups on waterslides
 Marvoleath: guest go up, rating go down
 TehAmelie: only yesterday i got to tell my cousin about Action Park's famous looping water slide. . .
 TehAmelie: the teeth collector
  TXC2: I long for the "well there's your problem" episode on Action park
  TXC2: !break
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  TXC2: and we're back
  TXC2: windows noises?
  TXC2: stream still working for me
 Didero: Stream's still happening though
 shendaras: Oh, there it went.
 Didero: Oh now it's gone
  TXC2: oh now it's dead
 Didero: Weird that OBS managed to stream itself crashing 
  TXC2: wild delay there
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
 chaos5896: incomming transmission
 Didero: Stream seems to be back
 Strebenherz: Wb
 Didero: Or, in LRR parlance:    
 TheMerricat: Just double checking it's back but on going online right? I'm not stuck in pseudo-VOD land again?
  TXC2: here we go....again
 Didero: Bonus "Bonus Stream"
  TXC2: TheMerricat  just had the intro scene
Veste: it's like mtgo, we're starting the stream over from the beginning
 TehAmelie: 
  TXC2: 
 malsareus: uh huh
 TheMerricat:  thanks @TXC2
 Didero: That's exactly the problem, something should've been happening 
 Strebenherz:   
 malsareus: nothing happened and you had to tell Heather
 malsareus: these 2 statements contradict each other
  TXC2: "Tell Heather: Nothing happened"
Nommii77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 126 months!
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 Didero: How do sponsorships work?
 Didero: That's not a sponsorship, that's a patronage 
 Didero: Oh, you need to place a negative object for the sponsorship, got it. Thanks
  TXC2: feed the rats, what could go wrong?
 Marvoleath: eat the rats
 LidofLoathing: feed the rats
 Didero: How do you just 'stumble upon' a lab?
  TXC2: Didero  oh, the usual way
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