Bonus || Two Point Museum

 Uzumaki15: Death coasters were bad for park ratings
  TXC2: "on purpose" doing strong legal work there
 TehAmelie: even if you just remove some segments briefly while the ride goes through there?
  TXC2: the trick to that is to cover all ups on waterslides
 Marvoleath: guest go up, rating go down
 TehAmelie: only yesterday i got to tell my cousin about Action Park's famous looping water slide. . .
 TehAmelie: the teeth collector
  TXC2: I long for the "well there's your problem" episode on Action park
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
  TXC2: and we're back
  TXC2: windows noises?
  TXC2: stream still working for me
 Didero: Stream's still happening though
 shendaras: Oh, there it went.
 Didero: Oh now it's gone
  TXC2: oh now it's dead
 Didero: Weird that OBS managed to stream itself crashing 
  TXC2: wild delay there
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
 chaos5896: incomming transmission
 Didero: Stream seems to be back
 Strebenherz: Wb
 Didero: Or, in LRR parlance:    
 TheMerricat: Just double checking it's back but on going online right? I'm not stuck in pseudo-VOD land again?
  TXC2: here we go....again
 Didero: Bonus "Bonus Stream"
  TXC2: TheMerricat  just had the intro scene
Veste: it's like mtgo, we're starting the stream over from the beginning
 TehAmelie: 
  TXC2: 
 malsareus: uh huh
 TheMerricat:  thanks @TXC2
 Didero: That's exactly the problem, something should've been happening 
 Strebenherz:   
 malsareus: nothing happened and you had to tell Heather
 malsareus: these 2 statements contradict each other
  TXC2: "Tell Heather: Nothing happened"
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 Didero: How do sponsorships work?
 Didero: That's not a sponsorship, that's a patronage 
 Didero: Oh, you need to place a negative object for the sponsorship, got it. Thanks
  TXC2: feed the rats, what could go wrong?
 Marvoleath: eat the rats
 LidofLoathing: feed the rats
 Didero: How do you just 'stumble upon' a lab?
  TXC2: Didero  oh, the usual way
 Didero: Good thing the wallpaper is free
 Anaerin: !show override bonus
  TXC2: !findquote clown
  LRRbot: Quote #7719: "A Mime is like a Clown right?" —Wheeler [2021-08-10]
  TXC2: Tunnel rats rule!
 malsareus: O R B
 malsareus: let us ponder that orb
 Didero: Clearly the sensor is made to press
ChefStephen: press the button
  TXC2: I leave and never come back, but failing that, press the button
 Marvoleath: 
 Didero: I'm sure it's fine
 malsareus: chat, we can use that orb to crash the gold futures market
Invitare: water does drink itself, if you count evaporation
  TXC2: water drinking itself = autohydroblism ?
 Marvoleath: can-ibalism, if the water is canned
  TXC2: a FANCY water fountain
 Marvoleath: energy drink fountain?
 malsareus: it's a Red Bull fountain
  TXC2: flush it clean....to where?
 malsareus: @TXC2 yes
  TXC2: malsareus  
 malsareus: ok I love them
  TXC2: "how dense do you want the jungle?" So dense it starts speaking Vietnamese"
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
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Jundinator: Hi Chat
  TXC2: hello Jundinator  welcome
Jundinator: Do we not have enabled Twitch Integration for the game?
  TXC2: not today it seems
Jundinator: Noo
  TXC2: although the stream did shit the bed earlier, so maybe it's that
Jundinator: @TXC2 How bad
  TXC2: and we're back
 Didero: Friend? 
 Didero: but what about, second turtle
 Didero: If we have two turtles we maybe could start breeding them
 Didero: A janitor probably has more experiences with valves
  TXC2: Janitor, we need a real worker on this
 Didero: Janitors deserve a good retirement
 Didero: Plus now we're saving on labour costs!
 Didero: A memorial? But they're not dead...
 Didero: They're not missing, they just moved on to a different job: Valve cleaning
  TXC2: we have memorials for people who aren't dead
 Didero: The subtitles seem to have turned themselves off again
  TXC2: "natural irregularity" is how I describe my bowel movements 
 Didero: Oh, now the subtitles are back, fun
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 omdorastrix: something something bright idea
 Didero: I can see why they hired you for this job
  TXC2: two helix fossils and a starmi
 Didero: Is this like the clown plant?
 Didero: You'd think you'd need some kind of special permit to be allowed to transform your guests
  TXC2: Milk? got any?
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 Didero: Some animals ARE art
 Didero: And some art is beastly :y
  TXC2: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Didero: We're job creators!
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (17m from now).
 Didero: Magic: The Solo Experience
  TXC2: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
 Didero: Bot says Talking Sim
  TXC2: I play those!
Invitare: Thursdays aren't chill enough to point
 KaleidoscopeMind: "talking about video games" is still accurate
 ContingentCat: today's thusday Matt
 Didero: Days are made up anyway
 ContingentCat: days can be hard it's ok
 Marvoleath: !findquote hope
  LRRbot: Quote #3814: "I hope that I, like Ajani, will be unyielding. And also covered in cat hair." —Kathleen [2017-01-06]
 Didero: Victory!
  TXC2: Success!
 Didero: Triumph!
 Marvoleath: 
 Didero: Thanks for the stream!
 ContingentCat: thanks Matt 
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Matt
 Didero: Are the dinosaurs rednecks?
 Didero: Your busting will make us feel good
 Didero: i regret typing that now
  TXC2: !discord
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  TXC2: !contact
  LRRbot: ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
  TXC2: title change!
   LoadingReadyRun: twitch didn't like the title of the game in the title of the stream so I have altered it slightly. 
  TXC2: silly Twitch
  TXC2: CONTACT
DideRobot: LRR: It's a totally normal one on Talking Sim with resident clever girl Cori at the helm. 🦖🏠 https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116931431098921089
 chaos5896: lol reedneck
 MenomeAlice: I have heard of this one, and I look forward to seeing it in action
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 wedge_x: am I going to be able to follow it without having played 1 or 2
GedankenPalast_:   
   LoadingReadyRun: @wedge_x no and you have 30 seconds to firgure yourself out
   LoadingReadyRun: *figure dangit!
 goatprince: typo in the groupchat !!
 wedge_x: I'm 54 years in and still haven't figured myself out LOL
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 TehAmelie: whee
 Marvoleath: Are the dinosaurs redneck and creepy? Or the mansion? So many questions
  TXC2: Hello Cori
 empyreon: 
  TXC2: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 goatprince: i do all those things daily.
  TXC2: so 3 in the same way Star wars is?
 ValTheDrake: afaik there is no number one, just as 3 is a fake sequel the remaster is also fake?
 Brozard: that is a game name
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