Friday Night Paper Fight || 4 Player New York Sealed

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 Astrovore: I've never heard of a New York Sealed
 paronomasiac042: @astrovore it comes with pastrami
 Astrovore: exciting!
johnnylongtorso: it's made with tomatoes, New England Sealed uses cream
 gnomebot1: Sarge's in Tribeca is better than Katz's.  I live in the city.
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @johnnylongtorso Boston sealed. Don't forget the Providence variety with clear broth.
 paronomasiac042: it's not hard to be better than katz. the publicity has ruined them
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 korvys: Woo, lermtugfunpuff time
 TheMerricat: @johnnylongtorso And TIL via joke that there is such a thing as New York Clam Chowder and I would probably hate it. 
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 BrowneePointz: tonight, New York, next year, into the sea, to Kaiju battles on Kamigawa and the Mirran Suns-drenched plains of Zhalfir!* *(and 3 other UB places we don’t know about yet)
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat "Unlike its cream-based New England cousin, New York-style (Manhattan) clam chowder is defined by its clear, red, tomato-infused broth. Because it lacks dairy, it has a lighter, briny, and more rustic profile that highlights the sweetness of the clams and the earthy flavors of the vegetables."
 BrowneePointz: manhattan clam chowder and he’s
 BrowneePointz: yes*
 ladyjessica: I can’t think of clam chowder without thinking of ace ventura
 TheMerricat: "Interestingly, while it bears the name of New York City, many food historians trace the roots of this tomato-based variation to Portuguese fishing communities in Rhode Island during the mid-1800s, where tomato-heavy fish stews were a staple."
 paronomasiac042: tomatoes belong with zero seafood. screw your ceviche and bouillabaisse
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 BrowneePointz: Nauctis should have a food card that’s Clam Chowder
 TehAmelie: i more associate clam chowder with The Good Place
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 ladyjessica: which is a movie that I should hate for being horribly transphobic but as a kid I loved it and it bypasses that part of my brain.
 TheMerricat: Also chat: "Rhode Island Clam Chowder: Features a clear, broth-based soup. It leaves out both the cream (New England) and the tomatoes (Manhattan), relying on clear clam juice, herbs, and potatoes."
 korvys: @TheMerricat Sound kinda like a seafood variant of minestrone or something
 ladyjessica: is that the red or the white
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight we are going to the mystical plane of New York City for a SPM TMT and MSH Sealed! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116938052328729393
 BrowneePointz: manhattan is red
 BrowneePointz: New England is white
 TheMerricat: And I almost gagged on this one: "Long Island Clam Chowder: A culinary truce that combines a creamy dairy base with a tomato-based broth." 
 ladyjessica: sorry I should have put that in quotes.
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johnnylongtorso: @BrowneePointz Scenes from a Seafood Restaurant
 BrowneePointz: but seriously I hope Nauctis has a good clam chowder joke
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Hadouken_lol_catz: time for some new york sealed fogget about it
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 IbunWest: jesus christ
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 TehAmelie: i am tired and poor, but don't know about huddled
 ShaneLeeAtk: Get a rope?
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: i'm old enough to get that reference
 BrowneePointz: is this a Salsa commercial?
Uniclonus: I suddenly need salsa...
 TheMerricat: I see they still haven't called the gas company to fix that leak....
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 TehAmelie: button idea: "No"
 BrowneePointz: I’m gonna be spending so much money next year at card kingdom
 raulghoulia: my button last week was a big vreature is its own reward
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: just a button that says "LRR told me to ask for a button"
 ladyjessica: I like that the system lasted two months.
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 ladyjessica: very good
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Sealtest: Nelly I am personally asking you, Can I have a button?
 lamina5432: ello ello
 exeJayce: ayyyy nice
 CaptainSpam: TWO WEEKS
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse: ninja turtles! 
 KaleidoscopeMind: already?
 BrowneePointz: oh ye hobbit previews tomorrow lol
 IbunWest: another set for New Zealand sealed
 Natedogg2: Amassing their cards.
 exeJayce: I think I'll be out of the house that day BUT I wish everyone a happy PPR day in advance 
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang, I'll be missing this one due to GenCon.
DigitalSeahorse: turtles that never were aliens
 BrowneePointz: he finds the mithril chain in Smaug’s horde or the troll cave
 lirazel64: Trousers
Mindfire13: A ring
Sealtest: hahaha duty
 BrowneePointz: either way he finds it in the hobbit
 solarsheeptoken: sauron’s drape
 korvys: Those cloaks with leaf broaches
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: "Wheeler isn't here, so give ME five dollars instead"
 lirazel64: Waistcoat
 solarsheeptoken: tupak?
Mindfire13: New York City Block constructed
Krillin_fan: how is "New York Sealed" related to "Rochester Draft"?
 BrowneePointz: next year you can do this with Kamigawa Neo, Kamigawa Titanbreach and Ikoria
 BrowneePointz: and that would be funny
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
Arthfayle: Hey guys! How do you expect the new otter commander previewed today will work? Ive heard varying takes on the rules surrounding it already and wondered what some more experienced players think itll work.
 AugmentingPath: @Krillin_fan Unrelated. Rochester's a real place, NYC is fictional
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Krillin_fan: @AugmentingPath ahhh!  that makes sense 
 BrowneePointz: @arthfayle it’s a blue creature that as commander you can have any other lands but only one other color of instants and sorceries in your deck
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 BrowneePointz: ie it’s blue but you could have mountains and lightning bolt etc
  LRRbot: Bebop, Warthog Warrior [4B] | Legendary Creature — Boar Mutant Warrior [5/4] | Menace / Rhinos you control have menace. / Swampcycling {2}
 IbunWest: Why did we never get Foilcycling in an un-set
 BrowneePointz: Bebop and Rocksteady are queer coded enough to sparkle
Sealtest: unpopular opinion, TMNT has been the best set this year
ginmanwav: missed the intro is this 2 packs of each new york set
 BrowneePointz: for a small set it was really darn good
  LRRbot: S.H.I.E.L.D. Deployment Drone [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
   LoadingReadyRun: @ginmanwav 3 of each, but, yes
ginmanwav: @LoadingReadyRun fun!
 IbunWest: It must be a pretty weak gun if they're only 12 power
 BrowneePointz: wow bury your gays much Cori?
 BrowneePointz: jeez
 BrowneePointz: (this is a joke)
 AugmentingPath: this is new york sealed. It would need to be a Madison Square Garden (Victimize still works tho)
  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
  LRRbot: Prison Break [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Mayhem {3}{B}
 BrowneePointz: but yea with all 3 in universe sets next year lookin cool as hell as long as the UB sets aren’t stinkers next year might be an All-Timer
Bionull: Me googling what new york sealed is before  parsing the symbols below the text
  LRRbot: Strength of Will [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gains indestructible and "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it."
 BrowneePointz: Big Lady
Bruceski: @BrowneePointz Mirage wasn't my first set but it was my formative one so I'm looking forward to Zhalfir
Mindfire13: Thats a lotta mana
   LoadingReadyRun: now we know what Mona Lisa was smiling about
 BrowneePointz: @Bruceski Afrofantasy and Afrofuturism are so sorely underrepresented. I’m so pumped
  LRRbot: Red Guardian, Super-Soldier [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Villain [2/2] | Flash / When Red Guardian enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that dealt damage this turn.
Bruceski: @BrowneePointz I'll just be happy if we get some cool griffin art
  LRRbot: Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Web-slinging {4}{G}{G} / When Spiders-Man enters, if they were cast using web-slinging, you gain 3 life and create two 2/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach.
johnnylongtorso: it's a shame you can't play Mona Lisa in a Leonardo da Vinci commander deck
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  LRRbot: Bebop, Warthog Warrior [4B] | Legendary Creature — Boar Mutant Warrior [5/4] | Menace / Rhinos you control have menace. / Swampcycling {2}
  LRRbot: Passenger Ferry [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/3] | Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may pay {U}. When you do, another target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. / Crew 2
  LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
  LRRbot: Mutant Chain Reaction [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token.
 BrowneePointz: @Bruceski well we got one concept art of a cool griffin
  LRRbot: Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde [1G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Web-slinging {4}{G}{G} / When Spiders-Man enters, if they were cast using web-slinging, you gain 3 life and create two 2/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach.
  LRRbot: Alien Symbiosis [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has menace, and is a Symbiote in addition to its other types. / You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs.
Bionull: To shredders you say
Desruprot: Spider Symbiote
 BrowneePointz: that Spiders-Man is a Menace!
 BrowneePointz: *shakes fist in JJJ*
johnnylongtorso: we're back! a symbiote's story
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: he’s a servant of the Frog God
Desruprot: its spider but also man
 BrowneePointz: who runs a den of delight
Sealtest: his name is Alberto
 TehAmelie: Spiders-Man with a Venom symbiote is gonna be like 3x creeper than any other hero in history
Desruprot: @BrowneePointz all hail the Gitrog Monster
 BrowneePointz: there’s like Animal Totem gods in the idw comics, the Toad God runs a Den of Delight/Restaurant in NYC
 TehAmelie: might be a force for good, but people will still get the shivers
johnnylongtorso: Cori's being a good improv partner
 Natedogg2: 2 death 2 touch
 TheMerricat: Isn't death touch 2 just poison counters? 
 raulghoulia: if theres a meat hook massacre II why not death touch 2?
Desruprot: 2death2touch
 HadesLeprechaun: I heard that they were building from 9 packs but missed the deck stuff, are they 40 or 60 card decks?
 BrowneePointz: I still love we’re getting our first set with no flying next year
 TheMerricat: and that one saga in FF.
  LRRbot: Zog, Triceraton Castaway [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [5/4] | Reach, trample / When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
 BrowneePointz: Will it also be the first set without reach
 BrowneePointz: @hadesleprechaun 9 pack sealed
Desruprot: are you pondering what I'm pondering?
 BrowneePointz: but yea an underwater plane having no flying creatures is 10/10 no notes
Sealtest: how dare you kill the spiderman that is just an entire entity of spiders in a suit
 BrowneePointz: that also freakin ate Peter
  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
Sealtest: it hapens
johnnylongtorso: you're playing UB, where everything is legendary!
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Cptasparagus: secret MKM detective deck?
  LRRbot: Black Cat, Cunning Thief [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | When Black Cat enters, look at the top nine cards of target opponent's library, exile two of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. You may play the exiled cards for as long as they remain exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast spells this way.
 BrowneePointz: she burglin
 BrowneePointz: you know we’ve never gotten her in a movie?
 BrowneePointz: all these Spidey movies and Nary a Felicity
johnnylongtorso: well, after Catwoman...
  LRRbot: Agent Phil Coulson [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Hero you control.
Sealtest: I love aprils showcase art
 TheMerricat: !card april
  LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 TheMerricat: !card april o'neil
  LRRbot: Did you mean: April O'Neil, Live on the Scene; April O'Neil, Human Element; April O'Neil, Kunoichi Trainee; April O'Neil, Hacktivist
 BrowneePointz: !card April O’Neil, Hack
  LRRbot: April O'Neil, Hacktivist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [1/5] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn.
 TheMerricat: !card April O'Neil, Hacktivist
  LRRbot: April O'Neil, Hacktivist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [1/5] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn.
Sealtest: turtle fans are always thinking of April O'neil
DigitalSeahorse: 
  LRRbot: Alien Symbiosis [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has menace, and is a Symbiote in addition to its other types. / You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs.
 e_bloc: honestly don't see why April doesn't get more play, she's kinda cracked
 BrowneePointz: oh ye, I wonder how many of yall got real excited at the MagicCon Tokyo announcement earlier today
Sealtest: im going all in on Kamigawa, I hope we get an Evangelion secret lair out of it
 BrowneePointz: @e_bloc the kind of deck she’d be good in isn’t well positioned atm
  LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz ahh air
 e_bloc: *fair
 e_bloc: fwiw I only really play commander anymore so . . .
  LRRbot: Subway Train [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | When this Vehicle enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Crew 2
 e_bloc: have we at least found a hot dog cart yet
 BrowneePointz: @e_bloc if you’re wondering why there’s not more play of her in commander it’s cuz the community at large has kind of been buttheads about the TMNT set
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 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz being happy was never the community's strong suit
 BrowneePointz: truuuuuue
 BrowneePointz: 20 dollar bills folded wrong etc etc
 e_bloc: I jammed her in the narset who wheels and drew so many cards
Krillin_fan: 5 color 250 stream when? 
  LRRbot: Rhino's Rampage [{R/G}] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It fights target creature an opponent controls. When excess damage is dealt to the creature an opponent controls this way, destroy up to one target noncreature artifact with mana value 3 or less.
johnnylongtorso: postmodern has purple mana
 e_bloc: premodern is the best thing that has ever happened to magic
Sealtest: could he crew it making it so it isnt destroyed?
johnnylongtorso: @Krillin_fan I want to see the strictly worse cube
 e_bloc: in the 250 cube is contract from below legal
 e_bloc: *250 card deck
 e_bloc: that was the major appeal when I played it uh. . shit 18 years ago
  LRRbot: Kapow! [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It fights target creature an opponent controls.
Krillin_fan: @e_bloc yup!  4x contract is where you started your deck from
  LRRbot: Friendly Neighborhood [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When this Aura enters, create three 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature tokens. / Enchanted land has "{1}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery."
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DigitalSeahorse:  Kapow!
 BrowneePointz: I wonder what mechanics Nauctis will have (delve would be funny but not gonna happen) and if Kamigawa v Ikoria will have mutate
Krillin_fan: also ante!  (which in my area was always just translated to "buy me a soda")
johnnylongtorso: ah, a gentrified neighborhood
 TheMerricat: Chat, shower thoughts. Why do lands not have summoning sickness. 
 BrowneePointz: I mean Spidey is from Queens
DigitalSeahorse: punching is sorcery!  sorcerize some fascists
  LRRbot: Silverclad Ferocidons [5RR] | Creature — Dinosaur [8/5] | Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.
 AugmentingPath: @TheMerricat They do, if they become creatures. They're sick but they don't feel it until faced with the animate condition
 BrowneePointz: love that Eastman and laird art
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Appleguard: Well, spidey is from the version of Queens where his aunt and uncle could afford a house
supriseshurikenn: "New york sealed"  and then the dinosaurs roll up
 e_bloc: The stars are finally out, and there can be no doubt/ A bomb has never sounded quite as sweet/ We have been overrun by the gentrification/ Of what were once majestic city streets
 iris_of_ether: I love that I can get in and, within 5 seconds of seeing the deck name, immediately know what Cori's playing
 BrowneePointz: she draws SO many cards
 BrowneePointz: imagine if she wasn’t karakas fodder in Canlander
DigitalSeahorse: a black widow?
Appleguard: I’m late. what was the breakdown of the packs for this? 2 2 2?
 BrowneePointz: 3 each
 e_bloc: matt, you magnificient bastard, I read your decklist
Appleguard: gotcha
 RatherLargeToad: !card Reconnaissance
  LRRbot: Reconnaissance [W] | Enchantment | {0}: Remove target attacking creature you control from combat and untap it.
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc where are the lists posted?
 BrowneePointz: I’m trying to think of some fun reprints the underwater set could have
 e_bloc: !decklists
  LRRbot: (10 July 2026: Commander) Tonight's Decks: Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/WZaWfMYmaUGJX7MTmh_abw Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/4aqAEqT_wUyVP75lW8FEhw Adam - https://moxfield.com/decks/4OFdL-CrqUGIMgJKHiFXnA Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/sJYiilkgGEO4kf4biXboNA
 Strebenherz: Thank you
 e_bloc: noooooooope
 e_bloc: thats last week
DigitalSeahorse: I admittedly had a fun recon mission game against an ex with some help from 3 turkeys in a trenchcoat
 RatherLargeToad: Man Whole
 Strebenherz: i was about to say there was not a matt there and also an adam/serge
  LRRbot: Serpent Specialist [G] | Creature — Human Snake Villain [1/1] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {3}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
 e_bloc: being sealed and shorthanded probably contributes to the lack of decklists
johnnylongtorso: I see you've played mountain forest before
  LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: JJJ’s werewolf astronaut son
  LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 e_bloc: wait werewolf
 e_bloc: I learn new things about marvel every mtg stream
 BrowneePointz: yes he becomes a werewolf at one point
Appleguard: the marvel universe is fun because if you exist for long enough something very strange will happen to you
   LoadingReadyRun: !decks
  LRRbot: (17 July 2026: Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/ni4kNKjBoUObjNjlDWF38g Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/ABGhndNn3k-pfZ1GkFGKog Matt - https://moxfield.com/decks/siNsaty5S0i4X70wvAxgLg Nelson 1 - https://moxfield.com/decks/OJWr-THYI0-M7HBAJ_Wa6w Nelson 2 - https://moxfield.com/decks/45PdpsEHMESWAaMW77jJMQ
 TheMerricat: @e_bloc "J. Jonah Jameson's son is John Jameson III, a celebrated astronaut. During a lunar mission, he found an interdimensional red gemstone that grafted to his throat. This "Godstone" transforms him into a lycanthrope known as the Man-Wolf under the light of the full moon."
 e_bloc: thanks Paul!
DigitalSeahorse: probably would have been more fun if I'd done it without help
 e_bloc: @TheMerricat man that story went so hard until they gave him a name
 definenull: magiccon tokyo hype! 
 TheMerricat: @e_bloc 
 BrowneePointz: Nelly there’s gonna be an entire Afrofantasy set. those names are gonna get BUTCHERED
 lamina5432: sorely tempted to save up money for the tokyo magicon
  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
 e_bloc: I guess it doesnt get the 'and his name is my name too' stuck in your head
 Dromos_GHG: Late to the party, was it 2 packs of each of the 3 sets to build these decks?
 BrowneePointz: 3 each
 Dromos_GHG: cool
 TheMerricat: @e_bloc To be fair to his reputation, he eventually got a cool title "The Stargod!"
  LRRbot: Subway Train [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | When this Vehicle enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Crew 2
 AugmentingPath: watch out for Cori's well-known hatred of vehicles...
Appleguard: speaking of magic cons, Detroit in February and Vegas in august are certainly some choices
 e_bloc: go to space, meld with a stone, become a cryptid and you still have to do more to get a decent name?  being a superhero is rough
 BrowneePointz: speaking of iirc you were a big Baldur’s Gate draft enjoyer Nelly, did you get excited about the new Mystery Booster announcement?
 BrowneePointz: @appleguard convention space cheaper
 e_bloc: see this is why suplex should have been on the bonus sheet
  LRRbot: April O'Neil, Kunoichi Trainee [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | When April O'Neil enters, scry 2. / April O'Neil can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.
 TheMerricat: Stupid question chat. Lets pretend that before Matt played the train, Cori had already played her card that let her exile some of his card face down. Would searching for the land 'allow' him legally to discern which cards were exiled or would that be 'cheating'?
 RatherLargeToad: HaHa HeHe 2/2
  LRRbot: Prison Break [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Mayhem {3}{B}
Appleguard: @themerricat I would imagine it’s slow play at tournament REL
 e_bloc: I guess the hope that someone dies via hot dog cart is dead
 BrowneePointz: yes @themerricat he can basically look through his deck while searching and math out what’s missing but if you take too long could get a slow play warning
 e_bloc: depends on how fast you can do it
 BrowneePointz: it’s actually a whole thing in the pokemon tcg when tutoring to see if something got prized
 TheMerricat: Thanks chat!
Sealtest: all those innocent people
 e_bloc: I want to say I actually saw someone writing down someone's entire library once
 e_bloc: before someone was like. . . let's not
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 BrowneePointz: oof that joke during the nyc sealed match XD
johnnylongtorso: the governor lady said "send in more trains!"
Appleguard: this sort of thing is the reason why tutors always shuffle. if it were optimal/possible to have perfect knowledge of your library, competitive magic would suck
 Julian_Rogue: no new kapena cards in the new york sealed? 
 e_bloc: also why things that go on the bottom of your library are random now
  LRRbot: Rhino's Rampage [{R/G}] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It fights target creature an opponent controls. When excess damage is dealt to the creature an opponent controls this way, destroy up to one target noncreature artifact with mana value 3 or less.
Mustang_Redcloak: mfw we spent more time in NYC than Zhalfir 
 e_bloc: otherwise you could potentially flip your library and then just stack your deck
 BrowneePointz: Not NY @julian_rogue
Appleguard: @e_bloc and the goblin recruiter ability never came back
 AugmentingPath: April O'No
 iris_of_ether: 
Sealtest: Again can he crew it and make the target to destroy it illegal?
 BrowneePointz: @mustang_redcloak good news
 e_bloc: @Mustang_Redcloak to be fair, Zalfir had TIME problems
  LRRbot: Red Guardian, Super-Soldier [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Villain [2/2] | Flash / When Red Guardian enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that dealt damage this turn.
 Julian_Rogue: I got a badge for showing up 3 times?
 BrowneePointz: it’s OUR transit comrade- Red Guardian
 Julian_Rogue: it replaces my ghost so nvm
 r10pez10: well yeah, if you do it twice it's an accident
 e_bloc: and yes, crewing it would save it
  LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Bruceski: @e_bloc We were in Zhalfir, we just weren't IN Zhalfir. Phasing jokes, never get old.
 BrowneePointz: That’s Miles Man
 e_bloc: @Bruceski if you think about it, Zhalfir has been here the whole time
Appleguard: @sealtest I’ve never really been clear on how many times spells check if the targets are legal
 e_bloc: twice I think--announcement and resolution
  LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
goombalax: @Appleguard the position of the "if" is important
 BrowneePointz: Miles Bareilles…is this anything?
   LoadingReadyRun: @goombalax What does it mean when it is like this? ɟᴉ
Appleguard: @goombalax so crewing doesn’t negate the rhino rampage because the vehicle was a noncreature when the spell was cast?
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun you boxed your deck wrong
  LRRbot: Silverclad Ferocidons [5RR] | Creature — Dinosaur [8/5] | Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.
 PorpoisesUnknown: they fly now?
 James_the_Dabbler: uh oh Cori
 e_bloc: itll be an illegal target on resolution
 BrowneePointz: it was the 80s! he has silver Jorts!
Mustang_Redcloak: Where does one even get chrome boxer shorts?
 e_bloc: I think the 1960's
goombalax: @Appleguard The effect that destroys a non creature is actually a delayed trigger
 BrowneePointz: what do you have against silver jorts Paul
 PorpoisesUnknown: I think cannonically speaking, Paul beats Hulk
  LRRbot: Rhino's Rampage [{R/G}] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It fights target creature an opponent controls. When excess damage is dealt to the creature an opponent controls this way, destroy up to one target noncreature artifact with mana value 3 or less.
 e_bloc: are you going to argue with that dinosaur
 James_the_Dabbler: @Mustang_Redcloak Google merch store?
johnnylongtorso: @Mustang_Redcloak Andrew Christian, probably
  LRRbot: Subway Train [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | When this Vehicle enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Crew 2
 e_bloc: oh I didn't read the card correctly
 BrowneePointz: they don’t call him Nelson Tellahub
Sealtest: okay so he just didnt see it, I thought maybe it would still happen
 e_bloc: its the sort of line you see when you have more training
 RatherLargeToad: Producer voice: Being friends with just the table is tight.
DigitalSeahorse: what a thing to just put out on the table like that
DigitalSeahorse: table in the middle of everything now
 RatherLargeToad: I miss the Wheel of Precons
 e_bloc: is it a japanese table
DigitalSeahorse: could be
Appleguard: on the jorts topic, I like how The Incredibles establishes where people get their costumes from. so much of the world is left unexplained, but we know why Elastigirl’s suit stretches with her
 e_bloc: zero percent chance I'm getting into a fight with a japanese table
 Julian_Rogue: @e_bloc It would be a very heated fight if you did
 James_the_Dabbler: @Julian_Rogue Is that a Hibachi joke
 e_bloc: @Julian_Rogue they never break
 Julian_Rogue: hey chat you rmember back in the box and not a drop to drink
DigitalSeahorse: figures that Table TOP would be TOP friend
 Julian_Rogue: @James_the_Dabbler no. it was a joke about those tables that have space heaters under them with the blanket. I forget the name.
 RatherLargeToad: Kotatsu?
DigitalSeahorse: ohhh
 RatherLargeToad: if I’m remembering right
 e_bloc: theres a meme that tables used in wrestling spots in japan don't break because they don't gimmick them the same way they do in the US
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Julian_Rogue don't forget about the Express cuts of streams!
 BrowneePointz: @RatherLargeToad no we’re not talking about mediocre game journalism 
   LoadingReadyRun: Schedule update! Adam is playing Soros tomorrow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RatherLargeToad: @browneepointz eyyyyy!
 BrowneePointz: Saros even
 e_bloc: Adam promised it would be until completion too
 Julian_Rogue: google says yes Kotatsu
 RatherLargeToad: The Soros will continue until morale improves
nyc_mtg: did someone say New York City?
 Julian_Rogue: but if nelson is here whos judge?
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
 e_bloc: chat is judge
DigitalSeahorse:  and most importantly TABLE
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz right, yes Saros
  LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun I always want to type sonos
 BrowneePointz: you’re fine Paul it just made me laugh thinking of a game about George Soros
  LRRbot: Savage Mansion | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
  LRRbot: The Kingpin of Crime [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [1/5] | Extort / Whenever you attack, you may pay 2 life. If you do, until end of turn, creatures you control with toughness greater than their power assign combat damage equal to their toughness rather than their power.
 RatherLargeToad: if you had one more ninja then they could strike back
 definenull: only 2 ninjas, so basically a canlander ninjas deck?
 e_bloc: we need a young ninja and an old ninja
  LRRbot: Savage Land Dinosaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | Trample / Basic landcycling {2}
 BrowneePointz: he’s fought cap to a standstill
 BrowneePointz: and we DONT KNOW HOW
 RatherLargeToad: I think he supposedly only has 2% body fat
Bruceski: Kingpin is basically "you think he's fat but it's all muscle"
nyc_mtg: he’s got street smarts
 darkcyril: @BrowneePointz The answer of course is "because the story needed it to happen"
 BrowneePointz: and then one time Peter stopped screwing around and beat his ass to an inch of his life without trying to put the Fear of God in him
  LRRbot: Panther Pounce [W] | Instant | Target player investigates. Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Untap it.
Appleguard: I always assumed his strength was explained somewhere. he actually just bootstrapped himself into super strength like saitama?
 BrowneePointz: because he put Aunt May in ICU
  LRRbot: Ominous Asylum | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Surveil 1.
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz not a smart move
 e_bloc: I think I never really realized how many hero/villians have no powers until they made a magic set
 BrowneePointz: @appleguard nope dude is like like 6’9” 450lbs and 2% body fat
  LRRbot: Sally Pride, Lioness Leader [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Mutant Rebel [2/4] | When Sally Pride enters, create X 2/2 red Mutant creature tokens, where X is the number of nontoken creatures you control. / Whenever Sally Pride attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
 BrowneePointz: MAYOR OF MUTANTTOWN!
 BrowneePointz: sorry I love Sally she’s rad
 RatherLargeToad: in response, I Fear
  LRRbot: The Spot's Portal [2B] | Instant | Put target creature on the bottom of its owner's library. You lose 2 life unless you control a Villain.
 darkcyril: @e_bloc It's also kind of surprising how many early heroes/villains were just "they're super strong!"
 darkcyril: And that was it.
 BrowneePointz: punker lion lady who overthrows a real PoS and becomes the Mayor of Mutanttown to protect everyone
  LRRbot: Okoye, Dora Milaje Leader [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Hero [3/2] | When Okoye enters, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. / Attacking creature tokens you control have first strike.
 BrowneePointz: Oh-coy-aye
 e_bloc: @darkcyril at least juggernaut is just damn near invincible
Appleguard: they kinda have to make spider-man villains incredibly tough, or there’s no tension at all
 BrowneePointz: can’t be moved while in motion
Appleguard: or very good at avoiding combat, I guess
 e_bloc: didnt he get yeeted into space for a while
devilcultivator: he can't be stopped by physical or psionic means but emotionally he's VERY stoppable even with the helmet
 darkcyril: Juggy's helmet was there to block telepathy. His power actually came from a magic crystal.
 e_bloc: don't you know who he is
  LRRbot: Rocksteady, Crash Courser [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Rhino Mutant [7/7] | Rocksteady can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Boars you control can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Forestcycling {2}
 BrowneePointz: but yea he’s virtually indestructible
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  LRRbot: Madame Masque [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/2] | When Madame Masque enters, she connives. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
 BrowneePointz: she gets a counter if that was a Nonland yes?
  LRRbot: Skateboard [1] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. / Equip {1}
Appleguard: wasn’t juggernaut a member of the Brotherhood for a while despite not being a mutant?
 e_bloc: corred, brownee
 e_bloc: wait is juggernaut not a mutant at all
 BrowneePointz: Masque should have a counter
 e_bloc: I've read his backstory before but I guess I never clocked that
 BrowneePointz: he’s not a mutant just Charles’ brother
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz he ain't heavy
 Aarek: yep his power is "a wizard did it"
devilcultivator: @Appleguard he's an ally to mutants and it's fair cause the x-men have let spiderman in
 BrowneePointz: half brother?
  LRRbot: Thor Odinson [3RW] | Legendary Creature — God Warrior Hero [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, prowess, prowess
 e_bloc: you can actually say anything because it's probably true in some universe.  there's probably a universe where juggernaut and xavier are conjoined twins
 darkcyril: @Aarek Well, less a wizard and more "an ancient god banished to another dimension" but yeah.
 BrowneePointz: stepbrothers*
Chichen: thats actually his villain origin story
 e_bloc: moreso if you count stores on AO3
 chrono2x: @Aarek Is he not somewhat possessed by a cosmic force (similar to Phoenix, but with more control?)
 BrowneePointz: yes Cyttorak
 BrowneePointz: a Demon God
  LRRbot: Grounded for Life [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
Appleguard: @e_bloc I wouldn’t put it past the Marvel writers to decide that the M:tG cards are their own universe
 BrowneePointz: it’s cuz of the necklace???! he wears
  LRRbot: Vulture, Scheming Scavenger [5{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Villain [4/6] | Flying / Whenever Vulture attacks, other Villains you control gain flying until end of turn.
 fcloud: its almost better if kingpin is secretly a world-class skateboarder. tony hawk except 350lb in brooks brothers
 e_bloc: @Appleguard earth $7.99
 chrono2x: @Appleguard That would be funny
 e_bloc: I mean you can be a mutant and be posessed too
 Aarek: @fcloud one of the tony hawk games did have spiderman as an unlock
  LRRbot: South Wind Avatar [3B] | Creature — Snake Spirit Avatar [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain life equal to its toughness. / Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
Appleguard: like Jean Gray. the phoenix force is a cosmic thing, at least in 616
 fcloud: @Aarek precedent! 
   LoadingReadyRun: I do like the low key *understanding* that some heroes have with their rogue's gallery. The bad guys rob, kidnap and try to kill the hero but there are lines they don't cross. In exchange, the hero beats them up and takes them to prison, but pulls their punches let's them recover. Flash and Spider-man are both like that
 e_bloc: Batman too, I would think
 e_bloc: I mean honestly is he ever going to kill calendar man
 BrowneePointz: It’s cuz Peter is a good person
 BrowneePointz: he’s obsessed with numbers
 Mangledpixel: his real name is Julian Day
 BrowneePointz: or Kite Man
Appleguard: yeah, Batman knows his rogue’s gallery are mentally ill. it’s just that Arkham is really bad at its job
devilcultivator: weird that TMNT creatures don't have villian for alot of them
  LRRbot: Punishing Punch [2G] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 Julian_Rogue: condiment King is definitly the most..... SEASONED villain
 Dromos_GHG: Condiment KING, put some respect on it!
 darkcyril: Excuse me, Condiment *King*
 e_bloc: batman vs bane:  out for blood.  batman vs. the riddler:  shit here we go again
 Julian_Rogue: THE LIVING LEXICON would be such a good name
 fcloud: @Mangledpixel thats so painful
 MrPipboy3000: Can't forget The Eggman ... played by Vicent Price
 e_bloc: without batman, riddler's probably just in a discord somewhere making obscure references
 Simonark: Egghead.
 Julian_Rogue: and Ken arted Jell-o man
devilcultivator: is there other condiment royalty? like a dipping sauce prince
  LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 BrowneePointz: but yea Peter doesn’t wanna hurt people but he can’t let villains do the same. it’s why Otto was shocked when he PUNCHED SCORPION’S JAW OFF
   LoadingReadyRun: I feel Batman goes harder then Flash/Spiderman, he just *also* has the no kill rule
devilcultivator: a glaze queen perhaps?
 BrowneePointz: cuz he realized Peter had always been pulling his punches
Appleguard: the Riddler definitely moderates wikis
 Mangledpixel: Condiment King was created as a one-off joke for a BTAS episode (the Joker makes people go mad and think they're supervillains, to cause chaos), but then the comics ran with the character
 Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun He didn't always have the no-kill rule. iirc that's a new addition in the 2000's
  LRRbot: Spectacular Tactics [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
 BrowneePointz: cuz Scorpion has historically always been physically stronger than Spidey, but then we found out that’s cuz Peter subconsciously pulls his punches to not hurt people
 e_bloc: choosing to fight spiderman is like surrendering to the U.S. at the end of WWII.  its gonna suck but you'll live
 e_bloc: (more likely to live at least)
Appleguard: unless he stops making jokes. then you should run away
 BrowneePointz: Spidey is just gonna leave bruises and a wounded ego
   LoadingReadyRun: Flash and Spiderman don't have to have a explicit "no kill" rule, because they don't *want* to kill people 😏
 BrowneePointz: and ye if he stops joking, run
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 fcloud: what about gotham's most most prominent purveyor of LOTR-themed prophylactics? I'm speaking, of course, of the Condom-Ent King
 BrowneePointz: Shredder’s Daughter!
 e_bloc: great now I have to think about trees having sex
Appleguard: that was something I really liked about Andrew Garfield’s Peter. he had a theater kid energy that I dug
 BrowneePointz: you should read The Last Ronin Alex. it’s REAL good
 Julian_Rogue: shred-her if you will
  LRRbot: Spider-Man, Web-Slinger [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W}
 e_bloc: the last ronin is becoming a game right
Appleguard: “my one weakness! tiny knives!”
 BrowneePointz: like The Last Ronin might be one of the best graphic novels of the past 15ish years
 darkcyril: @e_bloc Yup. Was just announced recently.
Sealtest: depending on which universe you're in Shredder has one or two kids
 Julian_Rogue: @Sealtest like the flash
   LoadingReadyRun: @Sealtest Where's Mrs. Shredder?
 e_bloc: I want shredder to have more kids
DigitalSeahorse: didn't know Shredder had offspring or adopted
  LRRbot: Zog, Triceraton Castaway [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [5/4] | Reach, trample / When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
DigitalSeahorse: aside from the whole footclan I mean
DigitalSeahorse: adoptive sons
 BrowneePointz: yep. Karai is his daughter, sometimes she defects, once she gets turned into a snake
devilcultivator: shredder has a life outside the turtles, he has interests and hobbies and contains multitudes
 e_bloc: I want to say I learned about his daughter in the set
 BrowneePointz: has dated Leo a couple times
 fcloud: he had to, he couldnt stand the thought of not passing on his legacy of shred
Sealtest: @LoadingReadyRun again depends on the universe
DigitalSeahorse: he opens a lot of cans of fish
 BrowneePointz: he’s from a future timeline/dimension C where he’s part of an interstellar empire
 e_bloc: thats the only way to stop another dinosaur with a gun
 BrowneePointz: C•X*
 BrowneePointz: dangit thumbs
 BrowneePointz: DIMENSON X
 BrowneePointz: I give up
DigitalSeahorse: and is so efficient at shredding documents
  LRRbot: Iron Man Armor [3] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has flying. / {2}: If this Equipment isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Construct Hero artifact creature with flying and "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control" until end of turn. / Equip {2}
 e_bloc: sponsored by Iron Mountain
 BrowneePointz: and it turns into a Karnstruct
devilcultivator: hey fellow iron kids
   LoadingReadyRun: The cross conversation happening in chat makes it sound like "has dated Leo a couple times" was in reply to "who is Mrs. Shredder" 
 e_bloc: 
 BrowneePointz: well Paul we have two separate comic companies franchises flying around so ye 
 darkcyril: @LoadingReadyRun Putting the "slash" in slashfic
 e_bloc: arguably, they've all crossed over at some point so its all one canon
  LRRbot: Action News Crew [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: they did a dc crossover
 e_bloc: arguably, you can put anything after arguably and it doesnt have to be remotely true
 BrowneePointz: I don’t think TMNT has crossed over with marvel
Appleguard: “this is where i watched my parents die, Raphael”
 Dromos_GHG: The Invanciible Iron_Van
  LRRbot: Doctor Doom [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain [3/3] | When Doctor Doom enters, create two 3/3 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature tokens named Doombot. / As long as you control an artifact creature or a Plan, Doctor Doom has indestructible. / At the beginning of your end step, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 e_bloc: nelson has won the anti-flavor trophy
 dasdardly: !new york
 BrowneePointz: yep
 PorpoisesUnknown: "I'm gonna sing the doom song now!" -Def NOT Dr. Doom
 BrowneePointz: he’s been sorcerer supreme more than once
Appleguard: Doom is a warlock essentially
 BrowneePointz: and he’s Romani
 darkcyril: @BrowneePointz The "soft crossover" with their origin homage is I think as close as they've gotten?
Mustang_Redcloak: Doom looking like he bout to the hottest album of 2026 right now
DigitalSeahorse: DOOM doom doom doom doom doom doomy doom doom doom   
 e_bloc: like the second greatest sorceror in the world?
 Natedogg2: Doctor Doom is the second best at everything.
 e_bloc: I guess depending on the world
   LoadingReadyRun: Shredder/Leo gives a whole new context to "Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup"😉
 BrowneePointz: he learned magic to get his Mom’s soul back from Mephisto(hell) Alex
 BrowneePointz: and found out he was very good at it
Appleguard: if I had a nickel for every time Marvel made a Romani character themed around witchcraft…
DigitalSeahorse: the two doom bots are secretly just GIR
 e_bloc: is doom's origin story just getting really good at everything but finding the one person in the world better than him
 BrowneePointz: he got a nick
 BrowneePointz: and so had to make a mask to cover it cuz he’s vain
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: and then he didn’t wait for it to cool
 BrowneePointz: and fucked his face up
 BrowneePointz: permanently
 e_bloc: obviously a universe without hot pockets
 BrowneePointz: cuz doom’s biggest downfall is his hubris and vanity
 fcloud: in one universe, he never actually became doctor doom. he got as far as resident doom, decided medicine wasnt for him, and opened a tapas place
 BrowneePointz: so yes Alex is right
devilcultivator: we are hard on doom but if your rival got space powers for being wrong and getting his 3 friends irradiated. you'd probably feel salty and inferior too
Appleguard: The fact that wheeler’s mask was based on the rapper was also great
 BrowneePointz: tbf Doom’s being wrong almost OBLITERATED THEIR UNIVERSITY
DigitalSeahorse: a universe where all pockets are just warm
  LRRbot: Masked Meower [R] | Creature — Spider Cat Hero [1/1] | Haste / Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
 e_bloc: now all I want is a secret lair/alter of MF DOOM
devilcultivator: @BrowneePointz yeah but that being wrong didn't give him over richard any powers
  LRRbot: Common Crook [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/2] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Appleguard: RIP btw
DigitalSeahorse: two decks, one table
Bruceski: @e_bloc He's been around long enough that the origin story gets tweaked every once in a while but he and Reed Richards are pretty evenly matched both in skills and ego/narcissism, but Reed has his family to help him stay grounded.
 fcloud: lrrcase
DigitalSeahorse: yuuup
  LRRbot: Dream Beavers [B] | Creature — Beaver Nightmare [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Scry 1.
 BrowneePointz: Also I’m sorry for rambling a bunch. I’m a big comics dork of all types. I feel it’s still the one art medium and lit genre that doesn’t get respect
 e_bloc: there's 10000% a world where everything is the same except victor and reed swap places right
 BrowneePointz: VOICED BY FREDDY KRUEGER!
 TheAwkes: Dang. Dream Beavers is solid.
  LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Appleguard: yeah, card is a banger
 BrowneePointz: in the show the beavers show up in Robert Englund is one of the voices
 Dromos_GHG: @BrowneePointz you doing it means I don't have too 
 e_bloc: dream beavers will get you through the night
  LRRbot: Okoye, Dora Milaje Leader [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Hero [3/2] | When Okoye enters, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. / Attacking creature tokens you control have first strike.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Bruceski Doom: "Do match Reed, I must make a family of Doom Bots!"
 e_bloc: victor's not even the most famous victor to try to create life
  LRRbot: Crossbones, Malicious Mercenary [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Crossbones. He deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 BrowneePointz: @Bruceski Reed has an ego but isn’t a narcissist is the big difference. (in part cuz he has family and friends to keep him grounded and he feels really guilty when his failures impact others)
Appleguard: speaking of family, Doom is also responsible for saving one of Reed’s kids, who almost died in childbirth, just so he could hold it over him for the rest of their lives
  LRRbot: Grounded for Life [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
 BrowneePointz: he’s Valeria Richards’ godfather
 e_bloc: @Appleguard I like this a lot if it is taken literally
 BrowneePointz: and yes he holds it over Reed a LOT
 Dromos_GHG: Valeria was an excellent wrinkle added to the Doom/Reed dynamic
 BrowneePointz: I can’t remember if Sue was having Birth Complications or if Valeria was very sick but either way Victor saved her cuz of Sue
  LRRbot: Ninja of the Hand [2B] | Creature — Human Ninja Villain [2/2] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {4}{B}: Each opponent discards a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 BrowneePointz: (and so he could gloat over Reed)
 e_bloc: why doesnt he just obscond to one of those reedless dimensions
 BrowneePointz: because he needs Reed to know he beat him
devilcultivator: @e_bloc child of damocles
Appleguard: I think there was some sort of cosmic nonsense going on, so science couldn’t save her, but magic could
Bruceski: @BrowneePointz Yeah, "narcissist" isn't the right word except to help compare to Doom. Reed can easily get lost in his science to the neglect of everything else in an "only I am great enough to solve this and save humanity" way.
  LRRbot: Make Your Move [2W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.
Appleguard: but it’s been a while since
 e_bloc: I think I've realized I am way too lazy to be a supervillian
  LRRbot: Madame Masque [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [3/2] | When Madame Masque enters, she connives. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace.
Appleguard: and as for Reed, his Ultimate universe counterpart is a real piece of work
 BrowneePointz: get a counter
 darkcyril: My favorite Doom/Reed story is still "Doom challenged Reed to a sword fight where the loser had to swear a life debt to the winner and Doom then demanded Reed served as his best man after he won."
devilcultivator: you simply MUST death touch trample once before you die
 e_bloc: @Appleguard Maker is an excellent take on the character
   LoadingReadyRun: I like the idea of Doom continually doing nice things for Reed in order to gloat and make him feel guilty in the end he actually becomes Reed's best friend out of spite
 MrPipboy3000: @devilcultivator I have won SO many games on arena because people do not understand the unteraction ...
 darkcyril: @LoadingReadyRun They very much have become "frenemies" in more recent years.
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun I would watch the hell out of reed and victor as the characters from stepbrothers
 e_bloc: the only bad thing about trample/deathtouch is explaining it to people who aren't familiar
 BrowneePointz: well the thing is Reed doesn’t hate Doom. he pities him
  LRRbot: Thanos, the Mad Titan [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Eternal Villain [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Power-up — {C}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Thanos. Choose odd or even. Destroy each other creature with mana value of the chosen quality.
 BrowneePointz: and that is part of what drives Doom to R A G E
 fcloud: @BrowneePointz that sounds specifically designed to make doom mad
Appleguard: @e_bloc I really disliked a little of the Ultimate stuff because it oozes edginess for its own sake, but the Maker is at least interesting
Bruceski: @e_bloc Once you understand it it's obvious, but I think it's one of those mechanics that most people need to get got by before they understand it.
 e_bloc: fair fair
Portalbeard: Doom saving Reed's family and taking his daughter as his goddaughter, just for the constant reminder that HE did so, is still ultimate petty Doom
Appleguard: *disliked a lot, damn autocorrect
 BrowneePointz: Ultimate Showdown starts playing
  LRRbot: Shriek, Treblemaker [2{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Villain [2/3] | At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature can't block this turn. / Sonic Blast — Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, Shriek deals 1 damage to that player.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: @Portalbeard like kidnapped or just "I am her goddaughter now?"
 Strebenherz: godfather^
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 BrowneePointz: @strebenherz saved her life and declared her his goddaughter
 MrPipboy3000: Does anyone remember Attacktix ... this game making me want to find a set
Appleguard: whoever named her “treblemaker” is very proud of themselves
 e_bloc: as they should be
devilcultivator: is that shriek the symbiote, or a different character withhe same name from spiderman?
  LRRbot: Electro's Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. / Mayhem {1}{R}
 BrowneePointz: different Shriek
devilcultivator: thank you
 RatherLargeToad: Went for his head, I guess
   LoadingReadyRun: @Portalbeard Doom sends Reed a photo of him wearing a "world's best God Father" tshirt
 BrowneePointz: and ye he did take the arm off with an electric axe
Portalbeard: @Appleguard They should be, Big Band level music pun
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Natedogg2: You can't cast it again, no, even if it ends up back in the graveyard.
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun 
devilcultivator: 2nd question why does spiderman need TWO female villains named shriek!?
 BrowneePointz: the funnier thing is Valeria actually likes Doom
   LoadingReadyRun: "Give me a call, if you need babysitting!"
 darkcyril: @LoadingReadyRun Genuinely, she spends a fair amount of time in Latveria with him.
Appleguard: A lot of people who know Thanos from the MCU were a bit confused why he’s red
Appleguard: it’s funny
devilcultivator: one of them is gonna have to go home and change her villain name
YareNiDaze: Valeria is also one of the few people who's opinion he respects. She'll often just head to Latveria if she's mad at Reed.
 e_bloc: in the most specific complaint ever, I want to build a thanos/obosh commander deck but it can't play extinction event
 fcloud: the prestige starring thanos
 lamina5432: thanocist
 BrowneePointz: Shriek came about with Carnage first, and then the symbiote came later @devilcultivator
 BrowneePointz: Titan
 fcloud: thank you matt
 e_bloc: look he was just trying to get a date
 e_bloc: who hasn't done dumb stuff in their youth
Appleguard: didn’t even work
 BrowneePointz: yep hes from a group of Eternals banished from Earth to Titan after a schism
 chaos5896: Thanos commutes
 e_bloc: of course it wouldn't work, all love is unrequited
 fcloud: i wonder it thanos is jealous of galactus having a herald
 BrowneePointz: nope Galactus is the sole survivor of the prior universe
Krillin_fan: ^
 BrowneePointz: they started to with Eternals and the. it bombed
Appleguard: MCU version is pretty different
 BrowneePointz: his brother Starfox showed up
 Dromos_GHG: I think it was retconed to be another planet named Titan far away
 e_bloc: look, I just want to know why thanos needs a helicopter
niccus: winner winner universe dinner
 e_bloc: they explain it in the anime
 RatherLargeToad: nobody bring up Counter Earth 
 BrowneePointz: but yea they STARTED to talk about it in the mcu and then the movie that tied into it bombed
Krillin_fan: @e_bloc same reason Spider-man needs a dune buggy
devilcultivator: @e_bloc i don't know why does spiderman need a dune buggy?
 e_bloc: @Krillin_fan oh merchandising
Portalbeard: @e_bloc So he can write his name on the side, duh
Bruceski: Thanos tried to kill people next door. And after a few years we simply won't stand for that.
 fcloud: was the question "is my decklist supposed to contain the cards i'm playing"
 BrowneePointz: I’m excited to see how they do Lady Death
 e_bloc: jesus blew right past the ivory tower and got an ivory castle
Omnipotrevor: You gotta remember, a lot of these comics were written back when Mars was the exotic home of most aliens. Compared to that, Titan is practically a universe away.
 e_bloc: patreon must be blowing up
 BraveOthello: @fcloud Was it supposed to include the sideboard
 BrowneePointz: oh Sentry!
 e_bloc: 717
 fcloud: @BraveOthello hmm ok 
 BrowneePointz: Thunderbolts is such a good movie
Appleguard: my favorite spider-man is the one that pilots a mech called leopardon
 e_bloc: homeward path works with that right
 BrowneePointz: chat if you’ve been blah on mcu since endgame, watch Thunderbolts
 e_bloc: since you own the token?
 BrowneePointz: it’s real good
 Aarek: the first time I had that played against me I immediately exiled their creature and then beat them down with the token they gave me
 BrowneePointz: (if only cuz it’s an incredibly poignant movie about mental health)
  LRRbot: Doom Reigns Supreme [1B] | Enchantment — Plan | Whenever a Villain you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Put a plan counter on this enchantment. / When the fifth plan counter is put on this enchantment, sacrifice it. When you do, target opponent exiles the top five cards of their library. You may cast up to two spells from among the exiled cards without paying their mana costs.
Appleguard: top tier card name
 RatherLargeToad: Is a normal Doom reign, but with sour cream
ballesta25: @e_bloc I believe no, but it would have under and earlier version of the rules.
  LRRbot: Shriek, Treblemaker [2{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Villain [2/3] | At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature can't block this turn. / Sonic Blast — Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, Shriek deals 1 damage to that player.
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz been meaning to check that out, but haven't got around to it yet
 e_bloc: @ballesta25 ah good to know. . .
 e_bloc: unlike thanos, doom does not do half-measures
 BrowneePointz: it’s Very Very good Paul. and the director is helming the Xmen movie which has me excited
  LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
ballesta25: @e_bloc 111.2. The player who creates a token is its owner.
 fcloud: lifelink is selfish, you're healing yourself
 e_bloc: ah
 BrowneePointz: it also made realize Bill Pullman’s Son might be an even better actor than he is
 InfiniTokens: Hello!
 e_bloc: funny was just sorting a vision
 e_bloc: "target opponent creates a token"
 lamina5432: they are sucking the life out of the opponent
  LRRbot: Roxxon Brutes [4B] | Creature — Human Berserker Villain [4/4] | Menace / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
 e_bloc: thank you ballesta25!
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @InfiniTokens
 InfiniTokens: Hey Dog!
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  LRRbot: Raphael, the Nightwatcher [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/3] | Sneak {1}{R}{R} / Attacking creatures you control have double strike.
 ballesta25: @e_bloc Thank you as well!
  LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Krillin_fan: that Raph is cool, but rude.
 Dog_of_Myth: Sadness is on the stack
  LRRbot: South Wind Avatar [3B] | Creature — Snake Spirit Avatar [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain life equal to its toughness. / Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
  LRRbot: Okoye, Dora Milaje Leader [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Hero [3/2] | When Okoye enters, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. / Attacking creature tokens you control have first strike.
 BrowneePointz: Raph WAS one of the biggest bombs of that format
 e_bloc: at some point. . .they have to print a version of sue storm with the 'masterful ninja' unstable treatement, right
 e_bloc: i.e. she is not in the art
 Dog_of_Myth: That would be great
Appleguard: @e_bloc sounds like a secret lair. I would want a Johnny Storm with the handlebar mustache Ryan North game him
 e_bloc: @Appleguard as much as I sometimes hate secret lairs, there is so much potential
DigitalSeahorse: @BrowneePointz so he was a little too Raph? 
 e_bloc: I think sally pride was a balanced limited card
 BrowneePointz: speaking of I wonder when and where we will get the three UB set announcements. I assume one will be at comic con
 e_bloc: oh thats right, they only announced in universe sets today right
 BrowneePointz: yeppers
 BrowneePointz: the UB sets will be at the trade shows
 e_bloc: I don't know that it's wrong per se, but since UB (typically) does not have planeswalkers, it kinda makes things weird
 Dog_of_Myth: One of them has to another Marvel set
 BrowneePointz: which has me thinking it’ll be like X-men at ComicCon cuz of the danger room training grounds secret lair card
 e_bloc: we got  4 more stones to get through
 Dog_of_Myth: Wonder what the other two UB sets will be?
 e_bloc: my life for a babylon 5 set
 chaos5896: watch out for paper cuts!
 InfiniTokens: He's so proud of himself for that rhyme
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: same Dog, we have a Blizzcon this year so was wondering if it might be Warcraft, and the recent Hasbro Zelda toy line announcement has me thinking possibly Zelda now too @dog_of_myth
  LRRbot: Serpent Specialist [G] | Creature — Human Snake Villain [1/1] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {3}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
 fcloud: nelson "native french speaker" salahub
 darkcyril: @e_bloc Can't wait to see the text on the "Londo's Shoes" artifact.
 e_bloc: @darkcyril I think of that line all the time
 e_bloc: been stuck in my head since like 2003
  LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
 darkcyril: @e_bloc Peter ate the absolute hell out of that exchange.
 e_bloc: also if vir is just a vanilla creature so the flavor text can be his quote, I would mark out
 BrowneePointz: so since Alex is a robot enjoyer, has anyone told him about the Kamigawa vs Ikoria Mech Kaiju war set that got announced today?
 RatherLargeToad: All of these powercrept Universes Within cards, SMH
 e_bloc: I didn't realize until recently how most of that cast is dead
  LRRbot: Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [4/3] | Web-slinging {2}{G} / When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Savage Land Dinosaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | Trample / Basic landcycling {2}
 e_bloc: will the collosal dreadmaw power creep ever end
 Fruan: Unstable molecules!
 RatherLargeToad: need a Zaathrus with the “your deck can have my number of these” clause
 fcloud: hulk-me-downs
  LRRbot: News Helicopter [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token.
 e_bloc: in the star trek set we find out it's garak
DigitalSeahorse:   
Uniclonus: Foom didn't always wear pants
 e_bloc: @RatherLargeToad not the one.  the one who will be
Appleguard: @fruan Reed made stretchy shorts for hulk so he would stop hanging dong in public
 e_bloc: no one always wears pants
  LRRbot: Ka-Zar of the Savage Land [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Barbarian Hero [3/2] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / When Ka-Zar enters, create Zabu, a legendary 2/2 green Cat creature token with "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Zabu."
 BrowneePointz: sup Not Conan
 InfiniTokens: A cat with lands it pushes off the edge.
 e_bloc: landfall but always on their feet
goombalax: @BrowneePointz I'd say more distinct Tarzan, especially since Conan is canon
 fcloud: its not about attacking and blocking, its about making a statement
 BrowneePointz: fun fact, Ka-Zar first showed up in 1936 in the sister publishing line to Timely
 e_bloc: I do wonder what would have happened if they never had to write sinclair off of b5
 BrowneePointz: his comics are oooooooold old
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  LRRbot: Subway Train [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | When this Vehicle enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Crew 2
 e_bloc: peak dad joke
 fcloud: i can only swing for four, i can ony swing for four, i can only swing for  FOUURRRRR
 e_bloc: why did we jump the train to sorrow's path
 BrowneePointz: the train in Spirited Away found a Swamp
  LRRbot: Panther Pounce [W] | Instant | Target player investigates. Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Untap it.
Appleguard: ok, which borough of New York would correspond to each land type
 BrowneePointz: Long Island is a swamp
 BrowneePointz: windmill slam
 e_bloc: long island not being an island  . . .
Appleguard: I don’t think Long Island is in nyc
 Simonark: @e_bloc I remember JMS saying that Sinclair was always going to leave at some point on B4, but Sheridan was introduced earlier, maybe by a year. I believe he also said that the space for Sheridan’s introduction in the story was filled by Marcus?
  LRRbot: Serpent Specialist [G] | Creature — Human Snake Villain [1/1] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {3}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
 e_bloc: something you really wouldnt understand if you don't know what long island is
 BrowneePointz: it counts
  LRRbot: The Sentry, Golden Guardian [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / When The Sentry enters, target opponent creates The Void, a legendary 5/5 black Horror Villain creature token with flying, indestructible, and "The Void attacks each combat if able."
 e_bloc: I mean two boroughs are on long island
Omnipotrevor: The void is Senry's Heartless
 BrowneePointz: he’s also bipolar
 e_bloc: hes in thunderbolts right
 BrowneePointz: literally
 fcloud: "perfectly balanced, as all things should be" -- zoroaster, probably
  LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 RatherLargeToad: Canonically he was a founding member of the Avengers, but they had to make everyone forget about him in order to make the Void go away
Appleguard: @e_bloc so is Brooklyn the swamp, or Queens?
 Cptasparagus: @fcloud roronora zoroaster?
 e_bloc: @Appleguard yes
 BrowneePointz: but yea The Void is symbolism for Bob’s bipolar and mental health, while also possibly being the biblical Apocalypse
  LRRbot: Skateboard [1] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. / Equip {1}
 BrowneePointz: they never explicitly say if The Void is part of Bob or some entity he is a conduit for
 e_bloc: now I want a urborg, tomb of yawgmoth skinned as Washington DC
  LRRbot: Spider-Man, Web-Slinger [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/3] | Web-slinging {W}
devilcultivator: all creatures have death-gain
  LRRbot: Punishing Punch [2G] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if there are two or more creature cards in your graveyard. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 BrowneePointz: I love that Titania and She Hulk are just dunking it out
 BrowneePointz: I think it’s Titania
 e_bloc: the quote is so good
Appleguard: I don’t know enough about Titania to weigh in on the flavor there
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: Titania is an idiot, but she’s really REALLY strong
  LRRbot: The Sentry, Golden Guardian [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / When The Sentry enters, target opponent creates The Void, a legendary 5/5 black Horror Villain creature token with flying, indestructible, and "The Void attacks each combat if able."
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz my kinda woman
 BrowneePointz: she’s like if New Jersey was a supervillain
 RatherLargeToad: says Titania on the flavor text, so I think you are right @browneepointz
  LRRbot: April O'Neil, Kunoichi Trainee [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | When April O'Neil enters, scry 2. / April O'Neil can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.
 fcloud: that confused me for a second, im used to warframe titania, who is really tiny
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz 
  LRRbot: S.H.I.E.L.D. Deployment Drone [2U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Appleguard: the name Titania gets used a lot. I know it first from Shakespeare
 darkcyril: @BrowneePointz Her first appearance in the OG Secret Wars is always so funny to me
 RatherLargeToad: everywhere
 RatherLargeToad: but I liked Clue
 e_bloc: @RatherLargeToad you cant make an omelet without breaking some eggs.  any good cook will tell you that
Appleguard: it seems to go back and forth whether any given version of Titania is “faerie queen” or “big lady”
 InfiniTokens: @Appleguard Don't size-shame Titania!
 RatherLargeToad: @appleguard sometimes both
  LRRbot: Iron Man Armor [3] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has flying. / {2}: If this Equipment isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Construct Hero artifact creature with flying and "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control" until end of turn. / Equip {2}
 fcloud: @RatherLargeToad tim curry in shambles
meddlingmage_: is this a new york style new york block event?
 BrowneePointz: so Shakespeare got the name for Titania from the unnamed daughters of Titans in Greek myth. so it’s a coin flip on if a piece of media makes it fae related or “big person”
Appleguard: yeah, the crust is thicker than Italian and we sell it by the slice
  LRRbot: Agent Phil Coulson [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Hero you control.
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  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
 e_bloc: the only saved by the bell reference in the universe
Appleguard: I think axolotls are amphibians
Appleguard: but I’m no herpetologist
 e_bloc: glad you got checked
 BrowneePointz: salamander
 BrowneePointz: iirc
DigitalSeahorse:  sewer science is highly practical
 RatherLargeToad: Bombardment!
 InfiniTokens: Yes, Axolotls live in water
 RatherLargeToad: 🎵and a partridge in a pear tree🎵
DigitalSeahorse: Kitty Corner
Appleguard: just looked it up, it’s a type of salamander yes
devilcultivator: thought you might try the bold NO creatures strat
 InfiniTokens: @devilcultivator What about all creatures?
DigitalSeahorse: royal WE
Appleguard: how many years are we from the modern debut of “oops, all creatures”
 BrowneePointz: but yea my dorky recommendations for chat and everyone for New York block night is consider reading The Last Ronin, and watch Thunderbolts. they’re pretty gurd
 e_bloc: legions is ready to be revisited
drewm1022: The only people allowed to use the royal "we" are journalists and people with tapeworms.
Appleguard: we are revisiting planar chaos after all
Appleguard: @drewm1022 what about krang?
DigitalSeahorse: I do a you you at lunch and a we we out for dinner
drewm1022: I THINK I was quoting Samuel Clemens.
 e_bloc: I didnt vote for the royal we
Sealtest: I'd say people with multiple personalties can also use it
drewm1022: So...blame him for gatekeeping. 
Appleguard: as opposed to the buckingham loo, which is for the royal wee
Appleguard: sorry.
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
devilcultivator: but one was a certified 2/2
 AugmentingPath: That's a pretty common use of we for streamers, yeah. There's one Vic 3 streamer who also uses "we" to tell chat about his lifting records, which is always very funny ("We" cannot, in fact, bench 400 pounds)
Drum0_0: I say we when talking to myself cause I read lord of the rings very young.
 BrowneePointz: DJ One Land doesn’t eat Food Tokens
DigitalSeahorse: @Appleguard a lot of crowning happens there
DigitalSeahorse: *sees self out*
  LRRbot: Dream Beavers [B] | Creature — Beaver Nightmare [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Scry 1.
  LRRbot: Serpent Specialist [G] | Creature — Human Snake Villain [1/1] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {3}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Appleguard: is Thomas Crapper an example of nominative determinism?
  LRRbot: Gallant Citizen [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
Jadaris: the royal we doesn't bother me, it's people who recklessly switch between using we and i that makes me crazy lol
 BrowneePointz: gotta say Zelda DuBois is a comic book ass comic book name
 e_bloc: they cant all be treblemakers
devilcultivator: is black white flying men allow to play shadow creatures?
Appleguard: the only way it could be more comic booky would be if it were alliterative
  LRRbot: Insectoid Exterminator [2B] | Creature — Insect Mutant [2/2] | Flying / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, scry 1.
  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
  LRRbot: Crossbones, Malicious Mercenary [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another Villain you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Crossbones. He deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only once each turn.
devilcultivator: i rather you NOT cross my bones they've done well for me straight
 BrowneePointz: your arms bones are crossed
 BrowneePointz: just an fyi
  LRRbot: Ka-Zar of the Savage Land [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Barbarian Hero [3/2] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / When Ka-Zar enters, create Zabu, a legendary 2/2 green Cat creature token with "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Zabu."
Appleguard: it’s kinda funny how the female mutants in tmnt tend to be named after works of art. I guess there are no famous female renaissance artists
 BrowneePointz: there technically were but it’s a whole thing and yay misogyny
  LRRbot: Merciless Enforcers [1B] | Creature — Human Mercenary Villain [2/1] | Lifelink / {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
DigitalSeahorse: Jill Jill Jill Jill
 BrowneePointz: entire papers have been written about it
Appleguard: sounds interesting
 fcloud: matt sizes up the situation.
Appleguard: who was the artist who made a sculpture of Lucifer that was too sexy, so the patron commissioned his brother to make another one, and it was also sexy? or is that something tumblr made up
  LRRbot: Agent Phil Coulson [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Hero you control.
  LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
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  LRRbot: Klaw, Sonic Subjugator [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/2] | Sonic Attack — When Klaw enters, target player reveals a number of cards from their hand equal to one plus the number of creature cards in your graveyard. You choose one of them. That player discards that card.
 fcloud: maybe it was a private train 
DigitalSeahorse: I like public transit when it isn't being gross
 JKBalch: No, we love NYC public transp
 e_bloc: shoulda thrown fateseal in there just for kicks
DigitalSeahorse: I think I'd like Japan's public transit better
  LRRbot: Invisible Woman, Sue Storm [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Hero [2/5] | Lifelink / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on one or more other Heroes you control, you may create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender.
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DigitalSeahorse: and if they brought back the nicer classic looking streetcars
DigitalSeahorse: looking*
Appleguard: NYC has one of the best public transit systems in the US, but the bar is in hell
 Athelgar: wasnt Zabu a leemur?
  LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Appleguard: don’t worry, they made that joke too
 e_bloc: the monkey or the ghost
  LRRbot: Subway Train [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | When this Vehicle enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Crew 2
Appleguard: Alex referenced a radioactive material. reset the timer
 fcloud: shadow wizard magic gang, we love taking game actions
DigitalSeahorse: live near stone wall for a year  
 RatherLargeToad: Death Muscle Touch
  LRRbot: Carnage, Crimson Chaos [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain [4/3] | Trample / When Carnage enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "This creature attacks each combat if able" and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it." / Mayhem {B}{R}
Appleguard: gotta admire Stan Lee’s gumption creating one of the first big cape comics and deciding “this character in a primarily visual medium can turn invisible” and then handing that off to Jack Kirby
 InfiniTokens: @Appleguard People like to come up with ideas that don't have an easy solution, hand it to an artist and say "You'll figure it out!"
 BrowneePointz: it’s so sick Carnage is in Tokon
 BrowneePointz: I’m pumped for that game
  LRRbot: April O'Neil, Kunoichi Trainee [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | When April O'Neil enters, scry 2. / April O'Neil can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.
 MegaDosX: I think Galactus is a bit big to fit in your hand
Appleguard: @infinitokens Someone ought to solve the problem of Magic cards making too many different types of game object. seems like an unaddressed market
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
  LRRbot: Subway Train [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | When this Vehicle enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Crew 2
 e_bloc: @Appleguard untapped market
Appleguard: @e_bloc ayyyyyyy
 definenull: everyone is eepy
  LRRbot: Insectoid Exterminator [2B] | Creature — Insect Mutant [2/2] | Flying / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, scry 1.
  LRRbot: Manhole Missile [1R] | Instant | Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Venomized Cat [2B] | Creature — Symbiote Cat Villain [2/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
DigitalSeahorse: 
  LRRbot: Lurking Lizards [1G] | Creature — Lizard Villain [1/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Common Crook [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/2] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
 e_bloc: shoulda been an uncommon
  LRRbot: Strength of Will [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gains indestructible and "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it."
CrazymagicHawkMan: Nice
  LRRbot: April, Reporter of the Weird [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [2/2] | Whenever April deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards, then discard a card.
 InfiniTokens: A third April? But we're in July!
dagoth__ur_: what a great deck out of Matt
DigitalSeahorse:    3 months of April
 e_bloc: yeah that deck is 100% my shit
DigitalSeahorse:   
thanzo:   
dagoth__ur_: holy shit
 InfiniTokens: 15?!
Appleguard: finally, American politics infecting other countries’ discourse for a good reason
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
dagoth__ur_: lol lets see the deck list
 JKBalch: Good work Public Transportation
 e_bloc: a kingdom of cards
 e_bloc: most recent button I receivedd
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: All Will Be Bens
 chaos5896: i've ben
DigitalSeahorse: did they say what the button is?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @e_bloc spouse got the same one this week
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 InfiniTokens: Lost sound
 KaleidoscopeMind: uhoh
DigitalSeahorse: mute
 Joecool190: mute
 Dog_of_Myth: Muted btw
 MegaDosX: We presently cannot hear anything
 e_bloc: I'm benny ulmer
 ignitionpoint: muted
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Mic 5!
 lamina5432: gnight
DigitalSeahorse: Paul cut the sound
 InfiniTokens: Got it!
DigitalSeahorse: there we go
 JKBalch: Paul decided on Mute
 e_bloc: he pledge to beat it tomorrow
 e_bloc: thought argentina did that already
 InfiniTokens: "Trains but... not trains."
 sporkraptor: skatetrains
 e_bloc: table friends-to-lovers
 chaos5896: riding some logs, ey?
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse: woo minecraft
 RatherLargeToad: why not make a pile?
 KaleidoscopeMind: and quarantine
 KaleidoscopeMind: for safety
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
DigitalSeahorse:  the end
 e_bloc:   
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: good times!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: have a great weekend, Internet Friends!
   LoadingReadyRun: @RatherLargeToad I kind of wish james had to dispose of all the dirt from the punch a chunk
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