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Strebenherz: Good morning y'all
TXC2: countdown's still going, I'm not late
Strebenherz: !next
TXC2: Hello everybody!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Matt's building a totally normal museum! Game: Two Point Museum) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (5m ago).
Strebenherz: Morning txc2
TXC2: hello Strebenherz
TXC2: Here we GO!
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KingOfDoma: Immediately hit the push notif cuz I saw "Dandy Lion" and thought Graham might be doing some Olympics content
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baltimore_667083: puppy!
TXC2: Hello Matt
TXC2: !patreon
MungoDude: heya Matt
TXC2: !store
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INCSlayer: !patreon
INCSlayer: hehe bottom
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SymphonySolstice: gee matt, why does your mom let you have TWO point museums??
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Didero: Good evening!
TXC2:
everything is a contest because of Darwinism 
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wolphiron: Are we sure this isn't the 2pt Zoo instead of museum?
jacqui_lantern234:
A B C - Always Be Smooching 
Didero: A flu flue, if you will
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Jogela: A two-point adventure game Pjorg
RocknGrohlNerd: hello chat, gamers and mods
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 I guess Matt can't infringe on the trademark of your name 
SymphonySolstice: ooh what do I get to be
TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd welcome
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 but my name isnt trademarked
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SymphonySolstice:

INCSlayer: *fake surprise* comedy on the internet? i thought you where a serious dramatic actor on the internet
TXC2: if watching Jurassic park last weekend taught me anything, it's that two female frogs WILL find a way to get preggers.
jacqui_lantern234: and they were roommates
INCSlayer: @TXC2 life uhh finds a way
TXC2: INCSlayer exactly
RocknGrohlNerd: @jacqui_lantern234 AND they were roomamtes? *faints*
SymphonySolstice: donate to me, ribbit ribbit
TXC2: nature discovers the confidence trick
Mangledpixel: lizard
INCSlayer: a wizard lizard?
RocknGrohlNerd:
@DideRobot powerful magic, letsgo
Benny Wheels annoying the hell out of Serge
RocknGrohlNerd: yaaay it me
RocknGrohlNerd:
now I am invested 
RocknGrohlNerd: onwards
TXC2: ever forward, never learning
RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 exactly
SymphonySolstice: oh we beetlin'
SymphonySolstice: relatable
TXC2: the trance tiger, the house hippo, the garage gator, the rock lobster....
SymphonySolstice: BIRB
JKBalch: Big Birb
INCSlayer: Nobody puts baby hutch in the corner!
TXC2: !addquote (Matt G) [now] Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up. | on the 'cloacal kiss'
LRRbot: New quote #9621: "Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up." —Matt G, on the 'cloacal kiss' [2026-07-22]
Strebenherz: I have not heard this story
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Always interfere!
RocknGrohlNerd: donť
INCSlayer: interfere
TXC2: Attenborough would have us not interfere
JKBalch: Mess with them
exeJayce: I say interfere bc you never know, it could be unsafe
PipeSmokingOwl: violence
numerrik: interfere
TXC2: !vaselinorbarcode
farley_f: don't interfere
SymphonySolstice: touch! Those! Birds!
RocknGrohlNerd: good muscle touching everybody
INCSlayer: bark bark!
INCSlayer: not the flue hole
RocknGrohlNerd: love a good flu hole
exeJayce: snek
INCSlayer: ahh a snake, ahh a snake
RayneOfSalt: leaves hospital after saying goodbye to their dad for last time, gets back to hospital game.
RayneOfSalt: why does the universe do this to me?
INCSlayer: !break
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TXC2: RayneOfSalt I'm sorry to hear about your dad, how are you?
RayneOfSalt: @TXC2 I'm... processing. I think. Honestly I'm not entirely sure how to answer that
TXC2: RayneOfSalt a more then fair answer, take all the time you need, chat'll be here for ya
RayneOfSalt: having my dad go from "oh, it's a chest infection" to "actually it's an extremely rare and aggressive form of lukemia" to "ya's need to come say goodbye" over a few weeks is not something I was prepared for
TXC2: and we're back
tdapenguin: @rayneofsalt my condolences
INCSlayer: how do we know that matt isnt an npc?
RayneOfSalt: @tdapenguin thank ye
TXC2: INCSlayer he's got to much backstory
TXC2: *too
tdapenguin: Ooh! The fountain lions! I live fountain lions!
tdapenguin: @RayneOfSalt Yikes!
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Zael250: I couldn't be more proud
exeJayce: omg it's so cute, I need ten of them
TXC2: RealAnimal.png
TXC2: we don't really do much with channel points here, so they build up I guess
tdapenguin: @RayneOfSalt I tried to gamble some of my points away to
CraziestOwl: hello hello
tdapenguin:
*yesterday on James's bonus stream, but I ended up winning the bet 
tdapenguin: Yay hamster
TXC2: hello CraziestOwl welcome
RayneOfSalt: Oh my. Well thank ye kindly
RayneOfSalt: that hamster is the cutest i've looked in a long time lol
exeJayce: so that means the baby has to be Juniper 3, yeah?
RayneOfSalt: not-so-fun fact, hamsters are an illegal pet in my part of Australia
tdapenguin: @RayneOfSalt Well, now you're a hamster, so just don't tell anyone official and you'll be alright?
exeJayce: that's a good mossy rock, 10/10
RayneOfSalt: tbh, i think if I got polymorphed into a hamster, getting out of my flat before my cats noticed me would be my biggest concern
INCSlayer: does this mean the aardbark can leave the flue hole?
tdapenguin: @rayneofsalt yikes again!
INCSlayer: how many expeditions do you have running?
exeJayce: I think you made three to have an extra? since iirc there were only two that needed it
malsareus: good evening
RayneOfSalt: actually.. where are my cats? brb, it is far too suspiciously quiet here
tdapenguin: Hello @malsareus
malsareus: oooh there are so many zebras now
tdapenguin: Good luck @rayneofsalt
malsareus: huh, am I also still a zebra?
exeJayce: double the names, double the fun!
malsareus: I am legion
TXC2:
no no no Matt you're doing it wrong, you've gotta fire all the unhappy workers to bring the average up, that's how the games industry does it 
RocknGrohlNerd:
@TXC2 
tdapenguin: Have you tried seeing if your staff need enrichment? Animals can get cranky when they are bored
TXC2: oh good I'm now a turt and forg
malsareus: hey, you uppgraded to an animal homeowner
TXC2: Success!
malsareus: Tarquin seems rather miserable
malsareus: get that man a hobby
INCSlayer: Yay time for me!
TXC2: ART!
malsareus: we can bring mercats to the art!
INCSlayer: I agree with the radio
TXC2:
Sandy McCackin you talk shit 
INCSlayer: I know those shapes they go in the squarer hole!
INCSlayer: -r
RayneOfSalt: i found the cats sleeping close to each other under my bookcase. it's rare they like one another enough to sleep that close, so i had to sit there and watch them for a bit
RayneOfSalt: did i miss any fun new animals showing up?
tdapenguin: Sounds delightful, @rayneofsalt
TXC2: RayneOfSalt just the Capybara
RayneOfSalt: capys are adorable
tdapenguin: We're over at the art museum now bc our zoo got 3 stars and the museum isn't that highly ranked
INCSlayer: unflappybara*
RayneOfSalt: that's ok, i'm terrible at guessing games anyway
RayneOfSalt: my brain is too smooth and it goes completely blank
RayneOfSalt: well that was weird. i just got a very blurry picture of tom holland as spider-man staring at his hand on screen for 15 seconds
TXC2: RayneOfSalt probably twitch messing up trying to play an ad
tdapenguin: @RayneOfSalt Is it art? Does it belong in the museum?
RayneOfSalt: twitch is still half-busted spaghetti code? that's somehow comforting
RayneOfSalt: @tdapenguin in a surrealist display perhaps, people would complain if it was in portraits
malsareus: no in, only out
malsareus: empty your workers
tdapenguin:
Surrealism sure covers a lot 
farley_f:
no food, we could put in a call to the animal sanctuary 
RayneOfSalt: no hotdog carts? what kind of art gallery doesn't have hotdog carts?
TXC2:
and LRRbot is not an LLM, so it actually CAN make art 
RayneOfSalt: so this is a weird tangent, but there was a legendary Aussie artist named Pro Hart, and in the 80s he did a series of commercials for a carpet company. in one of those ads he used cakes, spaghetti and other foods to make a huge painting of a dragonfly. i'm pretty sure it's on youtube somewhere if ya's want to see some bizarre Aussie nonsense
malsareus: the cafetaria is getting swarmed
RayneOfSalt: i know that's a weird tangent, but the idea of hotdogs in an art gallery made me think about art as food, and that reminded me of Pro Hart
TXC2: FIST!
INCSlayer: FIST!
farley_f: ah good old pro Hart - ah Mr Hart what a mess
malsareus: FIST
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Fist that rock!
RayneOfSalt: !!! that's exactly the ones @farley_f !
TXC2:
weak, artist needs more Karate in their life 
RayneOfSalt: geez, what did ya's expect was gonna happen? Only Chris Redfield can successfully fist rocks
malsareus: so his food station is next to his paint supplies, I foresee no problems
malsareus: I [aint warhammer figs, so yes
malsareus: paint*
RayneOfSalt: i've been painting warhammer and d&d minis since the 80s. I've drunk leaded paint water
RayneOfSalt: and i do not learn, i took a sip of paint water just a few days ago
INCSlayer: ahh yea
INCSlayer: there is unleaded paint water?
RayneOfSalt: the joy of GenX, my blood's got lead like the boomers AND microplastics like the millenials
malsareus: @RayneOfSalt some people have it all
TXC2:
RayneOfSalt hopefully they cancel each other out 
RayneOfSalt: @malsareus we're known as the Lucky generation for a reason lol
TXC2:
the problem with microplastics is that there is no control population without them to measure against 
RayneOfSalt: @txc2 that... would kinda be actually amazing wouldn't it? lead in your blood gets solved by the microplastics
TXC2:
RayneOfSalt oh indeed, it would also change the oil industry A LOT 
malsareus: so we're fusing books
malsareus: are we making Frankenstein's book?
Ms_LadyMix: Devastated I've missed as much of this stream as I have!
farley_f: so Matt quick quiz, if you're not able to complete the game during this bonus run are you considering continuing it in the future, much like Beej and the fallout series
INCSlayer: you know whats really funny about this? im horrible at drawing in real life
Ms_LadyMix: I'm playing this DLC right now and it rules
TXC2: hello Ms_LadyMix welcome
INCSlayer: Hey Ms_LadyMix
Ms_LadyMix: Hi friends!
RayneOfSalt: Frankenstein's book... half of a copy of harry potter book 5 with random pages from 50 Shades, Kafka and Chuck Tingles filling in the missing chunks?
INCSlayer: i am?
Ms_LadyMix: Hell yeah! Great job @INCSlayer
INCSlayer: that was news to me, well time to stop drinking alcohol then i guess
Ms_LadyMix: yooooo
exeJayce: you're so positive and uplifting, pls don't ever change
malsareus: do we HAVE to go to sweaty palms?
malsareus: that sounds unpleasant
INCSlayer: do i just do everything at this museum?
Ms_LadyMix: Palms Sweaty, Mom's spaghetti, put it on a canvas
RayneOfSalt: y'know what I like about this most? As a hamster I get to just sit in my terrarium and not have any responsibilities
exeJayce: and you get fed and can sleep whenever
malsareus: until Matt makes you into a multitude
INCSlayer: is this museum actually about the hijinks of the overworked artist INCSlayer and their robot companion LRRbot? ( would watch it if it was made by BBC)
RayneOfSalt:
exactly, have fun on your trip to schweady balls or whatever 
RocknGrohlNerd: eat spagetti, or whatever Eminem said
TXC2: Sandy balls, the hotel is named Sandy balls
RayneOfSalt: "should we try something different" is so passive aggressive
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
INCSlayer: remember cycle your fluids, dont re-cycle your fluids!
malsareus: I do think we should not do the hurty leg again
exeJayce: thank you lrr bot for reminding me to take my meds
TXC2: INCSlayer exactly, leaving recycling the fluids to the experts
RayneOfSalt: huh, it's 5am. how'd that happen?
INCSlayer: 5am? which timezone are you in friend
RayneOfSalt: it was 1am just a few minutes ago
RayneOfSalt: i'm in north-eastern australia
INCSlayer: ahh that makes sense
TXC2: and we're back
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malsareus: only the smollest of Lisas
TXC2:
and not that much smaller then the real thing 
TXC2: if the Mona Lisa is scratch and sniff that might explain why it keeps getting stolen
brieandbacon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
brieandbacon: Wait, this isn't Minecraft, or MtG... Am I lost?
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INCSlayer: that has a flared base
RayneOfSalt: alrighty, the sun's gonna start rising soon and i should get to bed before that fiery bastard makes a full appearance
TXC2: so long RayneOfSalt sleep well
tdapenguin: Good night @rayneofsalt
RayneOfSalt: g'night or g'day everyone. thanks for the chat, i needed something to occupy my brain
INCSlayer: Good Night Rayne
TXC2:
RayneOfSalt 
tdapenguin:
@rayneofsalt
brieandbacon: Little ol' me?!
INCSlayer: Heresy!
Mangledpixel: uh, zero minecraft shows now
tdapenguin: There was a bonus punch-a-chunk yester
Mangledpixel: heh
brieandbacon: It was meant as a joke about my engagement, rather than LRR's output. Oopsie
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tdapenguin: Congrats on the engagement /I couldn't resist the pun, sorry
brieandbacon:

INCSlayer: Yes Boss
SimGuy3k: I assumed everyone from LRR watches everything LRR produces
ContingentCat: there's so much though
brieandbacon: I keep adding the CrapShots to a 'watch later' list, and it just grows and grows
farley_f: I wonder if Heather watched the most as the person that edits the vods
malsareus: she just hunts down the required edits
INCSlayer: heather doesnt need to watch teh vods she just knows
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how pointy is the museum?
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome to ART
malsareus: a canvas "thrower"? how does that work?
Ms_LadyMix: Genius
INCSlayer: im currently wearing comfy trousers
Ms_LadyMix: Brilliant
tdapenguin: Logical name
farley_f: comfort trousers sounds like bionic trousers sister company
A_Dub888: Is it safe for a crate to spurt paint as its opened?
Mangledpixel: it's the comfy trousers, Gromit!
SimGuy3k: Does this placard update in real time when the artist changes pants?
INCSlayer: @SimGuy3k that makes the assumption that i ever change my pants
tdapenguin: @a_dub888 it's an art museum, surely some paint is expected?
malsareus: so an assistant has to run out with a different placard
Mangledpixel:

tdapenguin: @malsareus It's part of the exhibit
farley_f:

malsareus: is that man making an advert for our cafeteria?
Mangledpixel: woo!
TXC2: Level UP!
malsareus: soon you'll be a medior assistant!
A_Dub888: How many expedition teams have we sent out that didn't come back? 32, 35?
brieandbacon: In a sense, we're currently paying for this
malsareus: only some injuries have ocurred
TXC2: !patreon
INCSlayer: this is not made by me i never have left over pizza
Mangledpixel: from the Dali Deli
malsareus: that is probably just from some student dorm
tdapenguin: Its Dali but makes me want a snack
INCSlayer: i cannae make more painting captain im painting for all shes got captain
farley_f: zzzzzzz
nightshadeqx: Nap
RocknGrohlNerd: nap. easy, wont read further
INCSlayer: zZz zZz
TXC2: Nap windmil slam
tdapenguin: Naptime is goodtime
malsareus: look, always say yes to nap
INCSlayer: 2d Art
INCSlayer: i dont believe in emotional ranges
TXC2:
A_Dub888 oh Gods that video is 15 years old 
Mangledpixel: chair looks like bacon
A_Dub888: Yes, "looks"
Mangledpixel:

farley_f:

SymphonySolstice: ☝️
TXC2: up
tdapenguin:

farley_f: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the show where at least 1 LRR crew member plays some form of digital Magic: The Gathering. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (22m from now).
INCSlayer: im the most productive artist ever
tdapenguin: Incslayer best artist confirmed
INCSlayer: 2 star museum? i thought we where supposed to be a 2 point museum
TXC2: well now we're 2 star-ier
INCSlayer: is Ricky actually an inflatable arm tube man?
A_Dub888: Snoteby's nuts
TXC2: (G-star voice) "They're called skydancers Alex"
RocknGrohlNerd: @A_Dub888 gottem
SymphonySolstice: Art™
TXC2: this is if Pokemon was real art
INCSlayer: @TXC2 (A-Train's voice) Aldr'smens Privlige!
TXC2:

INCSlayer: and what arer those other shows Matt?
TXC2: thanks for streaming Matt
SymphonySolstice: thanks matt, well museum'd
tdapenguin: Yay fun time. Thanks Matt and thanks chat
INCSlayer: not thanking me for my art? well that tracks with being an artist
TXC2:
INCSlayer not even being payed in exposer 
INCSlayer: @TXC2 being a serge intern pays better in exposure
INCSlayer: !patreon
INCSlayer: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
INCSlayer: !youtube
INCSlayer: !wordofmouth
INCSlayer:
huh that last one wasnt a command 
RocknGrohlNerd: thank you Matt
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the show where at least 1 LRR crew member plays some form of digital Magic: The Gathering. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
tdapenguin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: PROTEIN!
TXC2: !events
SymphonySolstice: *points* haha matt's drinking piss
DoodlestheGreat: How cursed can they be?
TXC2: I'm gonna guess it's Scrable-latro
A_Dub888: "Cursed Words" so most of what chat says
DoodlestheGreat: Bustin' makes me feel good.
tdapenguin: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
RocknGrohlNerd:

TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
TXC2: !contact
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TXC2: CONTACT
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TXC2:
4th grade? don't you have to be 13+ to play this game? 
TXC2: Here we GO!
ekplayscards: yooooo hey gamers!
TXC2: hello ekplayscards welcome
TXC2: Hello James
ekplayscards:
im happy
I never get to see you!
TXC2: indeed it's the right time
ekplayscards: Noooooo I stayed home lol I needed a break
ekplayscards: Oh LAWDY it's been a whole darn thing
Scarbble: what are your thoughts on upcoming fish set
ekplayscards: okay but if they did..
TXC2: what if there is a rock band on the plane of Nautis?
ekplayscards: secret lair in the style of phish concert posters though
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