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INCSlayer not even being payed in exposer 
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4th grade? don't you have to be 13+ to play this game?
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ekplayscards: yooooo hey gamers!
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TXC2: Hello James
ekplayscards:
im happy 
I never get to see you!
TXC2: indeed it's the right time
ekplayscards: Noooooo I stayed home lol I needed a break
ekplayscards: Oh LAWDY it's been a whole darn thing
Scarbble: what are your thoughts on upcoming fish set
ekplayscards: okay but if they did..
TXC2: what if there is a rock band on the plane of Nautis?
ekplayscards: secret lair in the style of phish concert posters though
bytecaster: Oh, are we drafting mono-james?
the_walloper: its okoy
TXC2: Human torch is good, but I never get him with other heroes
bytecaster: Go birds, if you will
themercenary1987: Really wanted to say thankyou for your meet and greet at Amsterdam, you are all awesome people and im really glad i got to say hello. Hope to see you there december 2027!
Joecool190: Falcon is very good
jessicatheblack: the good one
jessicatheblack: >.>
bytecaster: Azorious it is!
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TXC2: so either 2nd Okoye or ant
themercenary1987: Pivot, or jeskai flyers
TXC2: thor or strike
Joecool190: thor is very strong
bytecaster: I can never resist a Serra Angel, I mean Thor
TXC2: spy kit maybe
bytecaster: More flying prowess!
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themercenary1987: Depends who you ask. From my persective the jedi are the villains
bytecaster: More prowess!
James_the_Dabbler: @themercenary1987 Hmm. Is your name perhaps Palpatine or Doku
tdapenguin: @James_the_Dabbler From the username, might be Jango or Boba fett
TXC2: lightning strike?
EvilBadman: Hawkeye now, strikes later
TXC2: strike is not gonna wheel
tdapenguin: *also might
themercenary1987: @James_the_Dabbler Well the seth do make my heart do palpatines and go doku doku (theres a joke there somewhere but im not smart enough to find it)
TXC2: it's turbo hexproof
James_the_Dabbler: Lightning never strikes twice
themercenary1987: Ah speedball, the reason for marvel civil war
themercenary1987: Dont ask what hes into now...
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Sogheim: oh hey it's James hello James
TXC2: hello Sogheim welcome
QuixoticScrivener: Which player archetype is James, is he a Timmy?
notpsion: draft black lotus
TXC2: James is the archetype of James
TXC2: he drafts hats
notpsion: o7
PostModernVorthos: Timmy, more like Jimmy
RatherLargeToad: goes face
CaptainSpam: Truck toss, not as good as trombone toss, but still.
themercenary1987: Take up the shield?
PostModernVorthos: Crusade is phenomenal
TXC2: it's shield or crew IMO
CironSkylark: NICE
TXC2: STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!
CironSkylark: how has it been drafting sets with a ton of legends in your experience, James?
themercenary1987: STRIKE
CironSkylark: perfectly cromulent was something a friend of mine said to me, and that doesn't surprise me
themercenary1987: I like the speed tbh
TXC2: there have been worse sets, but the overabundance of legends has been bad
CironSkylark: medium sized flyer is a classic
Kid_Amn: too many legends is my main worry about Hobbit and Reality Fracture, with one being a small set and the other having the Echoverse pairs in every pack
themercenary1987: Iron fist goes so good woth speedbal
CironSkylark: brain is MASSIVE
TXC2: Genius Turner we call him
themercenary1987: I bow before your superior brainpower
SirKerrick: Don't you have like 1 double mana cost card (of the same type)? I would've undervalued the tapland there unless I'm misremembering
CironSkylark: om g
themercenary1987: HA!
SirKerrick: Lmao, doesn't matter
Joecool190: 10 cards
Spades_Slicc: Cut everything above mv 3
themercenary1987: Wonderman
TXC2: ok how many pump spells do we have?
SirKerrick: 4/4 flyer for 5 still goes pretty hard unless your curve holds up (it looks like it probably does)
EvilBadman: Jess Jones prob
PhoenixMelior: I hope you didnt cut yourself
themercenary1987: Cut herbie
TXC2: how often is Iron fist getting activated?
SirKerrick: Wonderman is on the fence for me. Unless your confident on your curve getting them early mid game, another 4/4 flyer with a mana sink requires an answer in limited
themercenary1987: What does okye do?
SirKerrick: I think I'd probably look to cut a four drop in your shoes for Wonderman
themercenary1987: Maybe her then? What does she do in the deck though?
themercenary1987: Looking good!
SirKerrick: All in on Kree
themercenary1987: What a hand!
SirKerrick: just need to draw 2 lands and gg
themercenary1987: Hi Thor!
SirKerrick: Urza's Saga lands is the right choice to be frank
Darkstorm257: They're not exactly putting a ton of pressure on us to be fair
themercenary1987: Shield on fist?
TXC2: 100% kill hawkeye
themercenary1987: Pump that powrr?
SirKerrick: I think you wanted to strike there. Shield had more potential with speedball
SirKerrick: But hard to say
TXC2: I'd say strike is needed to kill Zola now
EvilBadman: Fist/Speedball "maybes, next turn we could live in magic xmas land" are clogging up our lines of just killing stuff tbh
TXC2: ^
TXC2: opp discarding a strike? what are they thinking?
TXC2: wow
themercenary1987: So their dead
TXC2: we're on the board!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You are home.
TXC2: you are home James
themercenary1987: Just the way we drew it up
CaptainSpam: "Time to head home!" *boots up Minecraft*
notpsion: I say this every time I see modern magic (aka newer than 1996) but this is just not the same game, lol
EvilBadman: Zhalfir
TimeToFry: Zhalfir
PostModernVorthos: Pacific Rim
PostModernVorthos: I mean Kamigawa
Spades_Slicc: Mirrodin Pure might bring me back to magic
ph0enix__42: kaiju
leilei22: zhalfir
renaissance_rat: As a lorehead, zhalfir
EvilBadman: I appreciate Nauctis and KamiKora, but give me Afrofuturism. I want more representation in magic.
TXC2: it was Visions that was the previous "Africa" set right?
Mr_Horrible: I am a little cheesed at what feels like flanderization with the Kamigawa set, but it will probably be cool nonetheless
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 Mirage and Visions, yeah
TXC2: Mr_Horrible ah, ok thank you
TXC2: the PiP window over the companion, exactly how I do it with whatever youtube video I watch while playing
TXC2: Okoye is the better defensive play IMO
EvilBadman: you have 10 with repulsor and fliers
TXC2: first is killing creature
maywecomein: got there!
TXC2: simples
maywecomein: insulting, really
TXC2: makes sense
Mr_Horrible: basically they have to go tall if they want that to not just be a bad mind rot
TXC2: stinkie!
v_nome: BoringControlPlayer was a control player?
EOstby: Yeah, might just be racing now.
Mr_Horrible: as much as it honks, you can set up your next draw, and 6 pressures them to play to the board next turn
Mr_Horrible: ah, well then yeah, probably play more conservative, then
TXC2: RUDE
youcantlistentobuttons: It's not nothing
Sorator13: There are better options in your deck
TXC2: it's a 4 turn clock is what
tsp397: Play Okoye?
Clicklesly: Well, the Kit turns it into a stalemate ^^
Mr_Horrible: void with "vigilance" is extremely funny
Mr_Horrible: although they still get to chip with the infil trigger
Spades_Slicc: Don't look at the token for too long, it might look back
brainbosh: They got the life drain
TXC2:
this is basically the ending of Thunderbolts
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc me, battling with monsters: "Wow this is going great, surely there will be no ramifications"
tsp397: This is a weird card
holdoncaulfield: Loooooove when shuffler floods
brainbosh: Do you have any exile effects in your deck lol
EvilBadman: murdock spell, yeah
TXC2: brainbosh we have one Murdock's crusade
EvilBadman: it gains you life
holdoncaulfield: It'll trigger iron fist
holdoncaulfield: And you can kill the ant
TXC2: !card giant sized flying ant
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brainbosh: The Moonstone is a Harsh Mistress?
5 raiders from Seraphin_Eveles have joined!
TXC2: hello raiders
TXC2:
we can probably concede now
SirKerrick: send a 1/1 to scry
SirKerrick: you don't really have an out but maybe you get to murdock somehow?
wiigamer1995:
hey james are you excited for doomsday? 
goombalax: I am
wiigamer1995: dam
RockPusher:
Upside to having the lurgy, get to chill with James 
Hope the holiday was rewarding!
jamwno: Doomsday is half a year away. Spider man is next week
holdoncaulfield: Doctor Doom!!!!!!!!
lamina5432: spiderman looks good, doomsday meh
TXC2:
I watched the trailer today, doomsday seems kinda like they've run out of ideas
TXC2: 10 years to build up to endgame
EvilBadman: They did have to pivot away from Kang
RockPusher: In their defence, they did rather have their plans blowed up
GreatGodOm: Hey James, it was great to see you and all the LRRsfolk in Amsterdam over the weekend. Have you recovered your sleep schedule? Or are you still jet-lagged?
goombalax: I mean that movie also had "Majors" problems
EvilBadman: built different
TXC2: right chat I'm off
GreatGodOm: Must be nice.
n3ther: no jet lag. Lucky!
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming James
EadenElil: The MCU fell off after Endgame
Sorator13:
oh, are you on the next season of JetLag? 
EadenElil: I lost complete interest between BP2 and Loki 2.
GreatGodOm: It does feel that they didn't have much of a plan post endgame.
n3ther:
You don't need to justify being excited for a movie or not
lamina5432: some of the individual movies have been fun, but they are sucking at tying them together
jamwno: Oddysey was great
jamwno: Saw it at a furniture store
Veste: no i think Backrooms was the furniture store one
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RockPusher:
If I want to see an Odyssey I only need to look at the traffic outside for a bit. The Honda Odyssey is pretty common
Veste: captain falcmerica and leader both mega bangers
brainbosh: Does gorrila kill the bow next turn?
tdapenguin:
@RockPusher 
Diabore: taking 3 right now
Diabore: 4 with this
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Diabore: oh yeah have to block there, missed it was only 4
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couchboyj: How dare they curve out after you stumbled on lands! >:(
EvilBadman: it has what plants crave
Strebenherz: james is a tree confirmed
RockPusher:
doubleo21: It has O? in this economy?
EvilBadman:
cap shield is colorless
bondeulv: it was charming of graham and kathleen to ask me how I pronounce my username and their earnest attempts at saying it in Norwegian ^^
RockPusher: Dangerous, dangerous, O
bondeulv: are we back drafting?
bondeulv: ah
QuantumTwitch: war machine is ok the stark one is really great though
RockPusher: Going around stealing electrons willy nilly
couchboyj: We get to draft again. That's barely even a downside!
QuantumTwitch: espcially with the atomaton
bondeulv: you can still take artifacts, right?
jamwno: Forcing the worst color in the set, on the bright side it's probably open
bondeulv: you'll wheel the red cards
bondeulv: no
bondeulv: sentinel is good
jamwno: In fairness, red was the worst color in NEO in terms of color pairs but mono-red with artifacts was a banger deck
QuantumTwitch: mono red robots
QuantumTwitch:
Warmachine is honorary robot 
mewietwoie150: dudes name is war machine but is a hero?
v_nome: @mewietwoie150 They're American
bondeulv: which of the three sets coming next year got you the most hyped?
brainbosh: In this deck its just the suit
QuantumTwitch: If you can get an advisor you get a nice artifact engine
bondeulv: I'm a sucker for Nauctis
bondeulv: the visuals
phoenixfeather14: Nauctis
bondeulv: look amazing
bondeulv: curious how they're going to do a set without Flying
RockPusher: All three sound great
lamina5432: mtg fans just want more regular mtg sets
v_nome: horsemanship?
bondeulv: horsemanship
MWGNZ: seahorsemanship
couchboyj: Sea horsemanship
Phrawger: seahorsemanship!
SolarBlitz1: We had fear, intimidate
renaissance_rat: wet skulk
bondeulv: sharks on seahorses
RockPusher: Merfolk are heavy on the "can't be blocked" aren't they?
RockPusher: renaissance_rat "wet skulk" has a mouthfeel that is exquisitely dirty - good job!
renaissance_rat: @RockPusher skulk is already a wet sounding work
renaissance_rat: word*
JKBalch: I'm excited for everything around the UB sets except the cards. New players learning Magic is good
jamwno: They've said it's a new evasion mechanic.
Strebenherz: @RockPusher something something try grabbing a fish
jamwno: And not seahorsemanship
bondeulv: bullseye counts
bondeulv: jessica jones is a legit card
Wolfstrike_NL: quinjet is also ok
QuantumTwitch: what was the other red card
renaissance_rat: more robots the better
jamwno: Yeah robots
couchboyj: Volcanic Villian over caps shield was also a deranged pick, even with your mono red stipulation.
bondeulv: I would've taken assault robot
Bruceski: I've never had Speedball actually go off for me, but who knows what's going through my opponent's head to deal with it.
notpsion: its true, this is a noble sacrifice
renaissance_rat: always use your removal on speedball for free pumps and then shoot their stuff
renaissance_rat: its so silly
bondeulv: what
bondeulv: you want spells to raget iron fist with
bondeulv: take the tactics
couchboyj: I had a good Speedball deck once. Opponent made some horrible trades to get him alone on board so they could remove him. Their removal was lightening strike...
Mr_Horrible: speedball is such a wild card
Mr_Horrible: the fact that something like that is at uncommon feels bizarre
bondeulv: barrage
bondeulv: wheel the crescendo
renaissance_rat: its double red so its twice as good
couchboyj: Too bad Vision Quest isn't red enough. Great with War Machine.
Wolfstrike_NL: can you target speedball for each of photon barrage instance?
bondeulv: baxter building could've been ok
couchboyj: Crimson Operative is one of the better red cards. It cantrips.
couchboyj: Better red commons that is.
bondeulv: blast
Mr_Horrible: "See my previous statement re: pulsor blast"
EvilBadman: Comedy
Phrawger: i frowned as hard as i could, james
couchboyj: I'm saving money by not doing this myself, as per your previous instructions.
jamwno: If you didn't want to take heat, forcing red seems odd
jamwno: Because you know, red is hot with the volcanos and what not
bondeulv: war machine is better than 2x volcanic villain
couchboyj: Quicksilver has super speed built in, thats just efficient deckbuilding.
MrPipboy3000: She's insane with the bow
bondeulv: yes
bondeulv: war machine and vibranium daggers
bondeulv: cut volcanic villain
renaissance_rat: a land
MrPipboy3000: Cut Wonderman
jamwno: War machine is bad if you can't pump his power
couchboyj: 16 lands, yeah
couchboyj: God's perfect mono red deck
Phrawger: ohhh i fear
NotCainNorAbel: betting each of us $1, got it
couchboyj: That's almost a hay penny for each of us!
Wolfstrike_NL: each of the 204 people watching right now?
notpsion: update the sign instead of $1, please
couchboyj: If Op is saving their removal for the good creatures, they are gonna be real disappointed when they see the rest of the deck.
Spicy_Meat_Boi: why does that animation look like she's getting shot
couchboyj: Save it to Iron Fist something bigger
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bondeulv: no
bondeulv: barrage
MrPipboy3000: Kill the two blockers
bondeulv: they will save night nurse
couchboyj: They'll probably save night nurse with Patriot
MrPipboy3000: yea, the will save nurse
MrPipboy3000: but kills patriot
bondeulv: x = 3
couchboyj: Target Ghost instead, so they don't pump their blocker?
MrPipboy3000: and prowess trigger on the sentinel thing
bondeulv: you're fine
Joecool190: its copies
couchboyj: you have an extra point of damage, yeah
EvilBadman: yeah you only need x = 2
EvilBadman: x is the number of copies
couchboyj: You could have pinged one of your guys to turn on Iron Fist's ability to kill something else. Just saw that line now ><
bondeulv: quicksilver power up crescendo, right+
bondeulv: you have 6 mana
Joecool190: yes
bondeulv: true
brainbosh: rip
v_nome: Is power up the one that costs less the turn it enters?
MrPipboy3000: yea
MrPipboy3000: pay power up now
brainbosh: yes, pay it after
couchboyj: You can power it up for a discount, but you still have to activate the ability
bondeulv: oh
Bruceski: yeah it's not a "choose on entry"
couchboyj: Its a little counter intuitive
brainbosh: Its not an alternate casting cost I think
Bruceski: All these sorts of abilities work a little differently
couchboyj: Its kickering wrong
QuantumTwitch: As already stating its an discount to the activated abillity
QuantumTwitch: bullsi to fling the drone?
brainbosh: Really gotta take out that Leader lol
MrPipboy3000: face
bondeulv: post combat?
QuantumTwitch: face
QuantumTwitch: is he not just dead if you fling stuf and then discard?
bondeulv: dobs
brainbosh: OP has you desd if they chump with cap and connive next turn
QuixoticScrivener: maybe they are only holding lands?
brainbosh: Leader + any creature with evasion is a ROUGH combo
QuantumTwitch:
well deck is performing as you expected
MrPipboy3000: do we win dollers now?
bondeulv: you were close to a win tbh
bondeulv: that timeout messed you up
phoenixfeather14: does a loss also equal one cookie?
RockPusher: Loss equals two condolence cookies
MrPipboy3000: probably has a plan or strucker or some other villain BS
MrPipboy3000: Great,, now I'm doing the "Cookies are for closers" speech in my head
QuantumTwitch: next turn you atleast have a 6/6
MrPipboy3000: you kill 2 things or they block and you keep your creature
QuantumTwitch: its a 9/9 next turn at least
bondeulv: pepper potts
bondeulv: wait with iron fist
QuantumTwitch: make a treasure equp
bondeulv: equip attack then wait with treasure
LurkerSpine: dumb question, do you just alpha strike or is that a terrible idea?
QuantumTwitch: the you can play the living weapon if they had not conceded
MrPipboy3000: Cookie time
QuantumTwitch: cookieees yay !
QuantumTwitch: nom nom nom
bondeulv: sneep
LurkerSpine:
100 cookie!
RockPusher: I assume those are Ashley cookies
MrPipboy3000: Pretty sure Quicksilver could kill a couple spiderman fans ...
bondeulv: why did they not crowd activate
MrPipboy3000: Speedball and photon barage is fun
Joecool190: crowd can only target a single attacking creature right?
bondeulv: yes
QuixoticScrivener: maybe they wanted to block?
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RockPusher: One is curious what the other 75% is…
RockPusher: It's okay James, nobody knows what they are doing
Sorator13: James, cookies are a sometimes snack
EvilBadman: yeah sometimes you have like 3 of them
Phrawger: @Sorator13 what are you, a cop?
couchboyj: It's always sometimes somewhere
brainbosh: It's nice to see the land curse has gone away
MrPipboy3000: raget speedball
LurkerSpine: does photon kill it?
MrPipboy3000: wiccan bounces stuff, its not looking great
Diabore: i think we needed to hawkeye last turn instead of repulsor
Diabore: @LurkerSpine 1 short, only 3 damage
bondeulv: photon barrage only does 3 dmg to it
MrPipboy3000: @bondeulv yea, but it makes speedball like an 8/8
bondeulv: great
QuantumTwitch: I feel we get the cookie this match
RockPusher:
Sorator13: If Jade has to be warm, at least she can be warm in the company of her favorite human
EJGRgunner: Dear Dr. LRR, since you’re such a jet setting worldly traveler who has only increased your international cultural knowledge with your recent travel, I feel like you’re especially qualified to answer my question: why do dogs sniff butts?
EvilBadman: @Sorator13 Ashley is not there--dammit too slow
Mangledpixel: get 👏 that 👏 cookie
QuantumTwitch: we are winning
bondeulv: I heard you went to iceland? was it neat?
Sorator13: Second-favorite human?
couchboyj: Hawkeye and barrage are real good if she lives
couchboyj: Any time bud
RockPusher: Ashley > Whoever gave her treats last > James?
MrPipboy3000: can't go face
Diabore: oh super
Diabore: and theyre in the best second colour for it
bondeulv: attack?
Diabore: sadly the crescendo is face up
Diabore: attack all and see if we can bullseye their face?
bondeulv: drone
bondeulv: power up
bondeulv: swing
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bondeulv: yes you wan
bondeulv: *can
bondeulv: automaton has trample, no?
Diabore: they have a 4/5?
Diabore: wonderman cant attack
bondeulv: if they eat your wonder man they die
bondeulv: or no
bondeulv: they go to one
LurkerSpine: go to 2 I think
QuantumTwitch: I would push the 3/2
bondeulv: yeah
Sorator13: they'd go to 2 if they blocked to prevent max damage
couchboyj: Flunge step?
Phrawger: flunge baby
Diabore: if they just take this bullseye kills them, if they dont block to kill skrull dies, if they only chump we still have a 5/5, only automaton
jmchap: they go to 2
LurkerSpine: that was bold of them
MrPipboy3000: bullseye for the kill
Sorator13: Off to give the adaptoid trample instead of flying
Sorator13: *odd
Phrawger: cookie count 2
Sorator13: nomnom
phoenixfeather14:
QuantumTwitch: cookie nom nom nom
Sorator13: rip
RockPusher:
Jade's cookie now
jmchap: so cookie count 1.5?
Phrawger: worse pain imaginable
bondeulv: punished for playing daggers
QuantumTwitch: oo double robot
bondeulv: yes
Mr_Horrible: yeh
couchboyj: Si
Sorator13: !card vibranium energy daggers
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Mr_Horrible: sheeesh
rensti14: nasty.
Sorator13: !card war machine, leg
LRRbot: War Machine, Legacy of Iron [2{R/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Hero [1/3] | Flying / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is War Machine's power.
Mr_Horrible: after that cookie
Diabore: but there are cookie crumbs there
bondeulv: you're fine
Diabore: giant growth?
EJGRgunner: your desk? Jade’s desk
QuantumTwitch: cheating punch
Mr_Horrible: lookin' bad for those cookies
bondeulv: unfortunate
bondeulv: they should be at 6
QuantumTwitch: rude
bondeulv: that was not the draft for mono r
QuantumTwitch:
but you get to draft mono white now
dagoth__ur_:
play skyrim 
Diabore: theres midweek magic brawl?
QuantumTwitch: Thats fair
bondeulv: reads like jumpstart
bondeulv: ooh, fantastic
Diabore: fantastic or coward
EvilBadman: Shield
jmchap: aos
Diabore: agents seems best, coulson is a dumb card
Sorator13: Shield seems like it'd have good synergy
QuantumTwitch: shield
DAC169: why do they always offer Fantastic?
Diabore: @DAC169 so people can dream
QuantumTwitch: This is worse
Diabore: landcycling saves it
bondeulv: nah, I think that's fine
Diabore: i like landcycle for red
NonchalantAvenger: did u see the rumor they posted about doomsday?
NonchalantAvenger: got it
Diabore: have you seen biter blossom james?
Diabore: not bitter, biter
goombalax: @Diabore is that what they call orcrist?
QuixoticScrivener: doublespell?
Diabore: this card
goombalax: oh that one
NonchalantAvenger: is lrr live soon?
Diabore: biter blossom
goombalax: The goblins call Orcrist and Glamdring "biter" and "beater" so I thought they were being clever\
NonchalantAvenger: best show is also the rarest one
Diabore: @NonchalantAvenger tbd, with everyone out of town last week+ its not scheduled yet
Sorator13: hey, wait, that's supposed to be our card!
Diabore: why is 4 not 5?
Diabore: that seems sso unfair
DAC169:
because Fantastic FOUR 
goombalax: is jump in bugged to get Fantastic every time
Bruceski: No, but since Fantastic is four colors it can show up a lot
Bruceski: Jump-in is coded to favor a second color if you picked one, and not give a third color if you picked two in your first pick
Bruceski: (this makes some of them good picks because they're fake 2-color packs. Prehistoric for example lists as R/G but only has one hybrid creature for red.)
Diabore: yeah
QuixoticScrivener: so glad they aren't pumping doombot
NonchalantAvenger: thing attack
Diabore: attack and tap fantastic four imo
Diabore: thats fine
NonchalantAvenger: yes.... and???
LurkerSpine: do they have another huge thing
Diabore: oh i think we die
EvilBadman: Professor X 🤝 James "Erik, please."
Diabore: yeah i see no outs
Diabore: gg's
NonchalantAvenger: is LRRLive really posponed because of Amsterdam?
NonchalantAvenger: wait ppr is when?
goombalax: what about PUBG night
Diabore: 31st
NonchalantAvenger: wooohoooo
Diabore: @goombalax monday
brainbosh: I'm frustrated with the jumpstart for this set being limited to 4 games Max
DMGlol: fantastic agent coulson
QuixoticScrivener: two wins or three loses
LurkerSpine: sneep
Diabore: one loss 3 wins, or 2 loss 2 win
Bruceski: Yeah it's a "win 2 before losing 3" format
LurkerSpine: oh wait that's baxter building
jmchap: farseek?
Darkstorm257: It's fine with farseek, right?
LurkerSpine: Maybe farseek makes it okay
Diabore: sneep
Mr_Horrible: we've got a farseek on 2, should be okay?
brainbosh: Win twice and thats all you get even
QuixoticScrivener: just need to draw the one island
QuixoticScrivener: nevermind
Diabore: i like heath
Diabore: heath and farseek this turn
brainbosh: Oh I remember getting this pack and it didn't have all the basics in it
Diabore: is the newspaper a mana rock?
brainbosh: 2 islands no forests no mountains iirc lol
Diabore: no, ok
Diabore: NO
Diabore: BAD OP
Anubis169: hang on this isn't Mine O'Clock
Anubis169:
pardon you 
Anubis169: Herbie!
Anubis169: many I haven't seen that guy in comics for ages
DMGlol: when the slack be poppin'
Anubis169: oww, oww and oww
Diabore: good turn
Anubis169:
LoadingReadyRun:
Schedule Update: Some folks are feeling under the weather, so instead of AFK tonight, Adam is filling in with a Saros Bonus Stream
Anubis169:
1HP is not 0HP! 
Anubis169: well fought though!
GapFiller: gonna guess thats Paul since its obv not James
ContingentCat: yay more adam tonight
exeJayce: More Saros? most excellent!!
LurkerSpine:
you just want a cookie
Diabore: mull
Diabore: sneep
Anubis169: huh?
Sorator13: !card baxter building
LRRbot: Baxter Building | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Add four mana in any combination of colors. / {4}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with toughness 4 or greater.
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 to what thing lol
LoadingReadyRun:
I believe you can get that cookie, James!
Anubis169: 'yes'
Spades_Slicc: I curse you with fifth cookie
v_nome: But what about 5th cookie
Anubis169: WAH
Sorator13: You can earn a cookie now to eat later
Anubis169:
Spades_Slicc: Oh shit runaways
raulghoulia: get up get on the floor
LoadingReadyRun:
it's your own fault for winning so much
couchboyj: There's always room for the metaphiorical cookie of victory
GapFiller: nvm cookies James what abt koeken
Spades_Slicc: wait now I need to see the rest of the runaways cards
Diabore: james dont hover, let them make mistakes
Anubis169: How much can we beef Nick Fury
Diabore: !card nick fury spymaster
LRRbot: Nick Fury, Spymaster [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy Hero [4/4] | First strike / Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, draw a card. Then you may put a creature card with mana value 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield. It enters tapped and attacking and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Anubis169:
holy crap 
QuixoticScrivener: no draw, only face
Diabore: its a hit monkey
Sorator13: fortunately, Nick still has first strike
Diabore: oh op
wordnerdify:
Anubis169:
yup, Nick Fury has first strike
Sorator13: cookie: banked!
LurkerSpine: It use to be infinite
Joecool190: yeha
QuixoticScrivener: usually you can keep a deck until you retire
Anubis169: yeah it wasn't always like that
goombalax: used to be a reward for 1 win and then unlimited play
Diabore: oh its 1 win 3 losses or 2 win 2 losses to play all of it
NonchalantAvenger: when did it change?
Diabore: is there regular jump in?
brainbosh: No, there is still old Jumpstart up that goes forever at least
QuixoticScrivener: Normal jumpstart didn't change, just the Marvel event
brainbosh: but the new set is only very limited
LurkerSpine: thanks for the stream!
Diabore: have a good night james
Anubis169: Thank yooooooooou
Anubis169: !cardkingdom
LRRbot:
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RockPusher: Thank you James - enjoy them cookies!
Anubis169: !dragonshield
Anubis169: ^ these are amazing
Anubis169: !patreon
GapFiller: HOBBIT HYPE
Anubis169: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
Anubis169: !youtube
ContingentCat: thanks James byeee
Anubis169: !schedule
GapFiller:
100 before we go pronounce Eyjafjallajökull again James (that bit of the homestream vod from earlier got muted) or enjoy a cookie!
phoenixfeather14: Thanks for the stream! Have a good night!
GapFiller: eyyy more Adam Saros
NonchalantAvenger: is G travelling europe??
Gekyouryuu: @GapFiller I don't know about the jökull part, but I know how to pronounce the first chunk because that's an Arknights character
dokuroyaiba: !ppr
Anubis169: Take care!
NonchalantAvenger: yey thanks for streaming
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