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Anubis169:

MrGibberish: Im guessing change of plans?
Juliamon: Couple folks were a bit under the weather today
MrGibberish: Fair enough. Hope they feel better soon.
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letfireraindown: feels weird but I caught a cold these week too. im no where near them as Im in the states
tdapenguin: con crud comes for us all? even those of us not at cons?
Juliamon: it's not always a cold
letfireraindown: @tdapenguin absolutely
gualdhar: just be glad its not explosive diarrhea
BusTed: s'up
rosesmcgee: So anyway, I continued blasting
tdapenguin: hi adam!
itira:

SnackPak_: yo
ihlendrax: !box
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GamerCat88: meowdy
lamina5432: evenin trog time
tdapenguin: !advice
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HadesLeprechaun: There he is!
Strebenherz: good evenin. hope the peeps under the weather feel better soon
Mai_Andra:

SnackPak_: hello game music
GamerCat88: great start
BusTed: let's gooo
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daedela: good morning, afternoon, evening mr strimmer, chat.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, neat. Bonus Adam tonight
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pctjoe: lol it isn't the same without the gamehous overlay lol
CaptainSpam: Time to give that dastardly sun what for!
Anubis169: 'ello 'ello
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Diabore: this gun seems insane
frameshifty: aw every week there's a pillar, or a column, or a stalactite
Kramburger: Morning chat, morning Adam
JKBalch: Hello, always glad to see a bonus Adam stream.
BusTed: knightboat
raulghoulia: I was also thinking knightboat
shendaras: livin'
frameshifty: survey says: knightboat from the simpsons
lamina5432: need food
drewm1022: Another day in paradise.
JKBalch: Rough day overall
Kramburger: Todays the first day this week that I'm not looking after a sick child so I'm winning
itira: i found a really cool rock yesterday
Kramburger: Okay, but I'm not sleeping on your floor with a bucket tonight
jadielady: hey y'all
SnackPak_: love a cool rock
itira: on a logging road
exeJayce: ooh rocks are great 10/10 love a cool rock
pctjoe: got a sweet tattoo yesterday but now I am feeling blah as my body recovers from 6 hours of small stabs
itira: its a giant amethyst :))
CaptainSpam: Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around, so I'd say you've got the advantage.
BusTed: neat
The_Timo: what's better, cool rock or cool stick?
exeJayce: yoooo neat
Kramburger: GOTTEM
itira: SURE Adam
Juliamon: I have news about what gems are
SnackPak_: gems aren't rocks?
BusTed: a geode even
TheWriterAleph: they're MINERALS marie
ContingentCat: Gems are rocks
itira: im pretty hype about it
exeJayce: geodes are probably my favorite thing ever- dad gave me one not long before he passed and I need to find it
Juliamon: also, I have news about what many rocks are made of
NotCainNorAbel: Long day here and it isn't over yet; going to get through it
Strebenherz: tired but managing
BusTed: itira can I see pictures of your amethyst anywhere
serramarkov: Our new refrigerator was delivered today. There is food and drink keeping cold inside. Life is good.
HondoTrigger: go in the poison coward
lamina5432: i have received food
Kramburger: Heyoo heyhoo heyooo
MilkInBags: let's change it for the froot train
gualdhar: damn it now its stuck in my head
itira: @BusTed i havnt posted any yet because i need to clean it
exeJayce: damnit Adam
exeJayce: I don't need it in my head too
BusTed: @itira very good
shendaras: Pompeii?
raulghoulia: are you going to be an optimist about it?
JKBalch: Huh, can't believe that worked
Kramburger: Now it's time to stop and see what fruit we've got
itira: but ill likely post it in TQs discord when i do :))
MilkInBags: open your eyes, your eyes are open
gualdhar: Infected hundreds with his ear worm
pctjoe: how are you gonna be an optimist about that?
BusTed:
@Kramburger
🫐 🫐 🫐
Kramburger: @BusTed They are blueberries! Put them on the train!
HondoTrigger: "what are you gonna do? stab me?"
MilkInBags: adam, they are blueberries, put them on the train!
itira:
@Kramburger 
Kramburger: Put the blueberries on the train, Savidan
itira: i guess youll never see my cool rock
MilkInBags: i posted a sick defect deck in your discord
itira: LOL
lamina5432: as someone in Adam’s discord he really doesn’t
HondoTrigger: you take part in the micro-ecosystem inside your discord
HondoTrigger: the ambiguous crossup jar
MilkInBags: adam is a social harvester, only takes the good bits from his discord (the grain silo is still empty)
Kramburger: "Oh my orbs" - Me when i sit on my balls
MilkInBags: understandable, shouldnt be a job
MilkInBags: that's like taking work emails outside work hours, throw it in the garbage
MilkInBags: reading hondo? definitely get paid to do that
exeJayce: honestly the only reason I even use Discord is because a few friends of mine use it and I have a wiki thing. but like, other than that? I could probably do without
HondoTrigger: and then there's Milk
Kramburger: Got it, dealing with Adam's discord is a chore
MilkInBags:
@HondoTrigger 
raulghoulia: ttbb's?
MilkInBags: if you like it so much, you'll be thrilled to own stocks of it!
exeJayce: discord's vc functions are at least better than steam's
tehfewl: i too am forced to use discord more often than i would like
MilkInBags: 2026 is the year of the ventrilo comeback
exeJayce: still better than teams
tehfewl: >teams 🤮
raulghoulia: minesweeper
lamina5432: steam
Mr_Horrible: a web forum
HondoTrigger: Vent
MilkInBags:
twitch 
exeJayce: I mean, Slack is worlds better
gualdhar: IRC or bust
Dog_of_Myth:

arkham1981: teamspeak?
MilkInBags: winzip never let me down
raulghoulia: a good ol fashinoned land line to your chum
HondoTrigger: steam group chats are actually pretty decent these days
Mr_Horrible: Discord is fine at what it was originally trying to be. It is dogshit for everything that it is *NOW* trying to be.
Diabore: discord lives because it hasnt been enshittified enough for the majority to leave
Isaac3567: Oh damn, the schedule said 5:30 start time. Seems I missed a bi
raulghoulia: two cans and some string
exeJayce: dial up is better than half of the free stuff these days since at least that isn't littered with ads
exeJayce: yay therapy! that's always good
Anubis169: gualdhar: IRC for the win
ghizmou: I hate when optimist me makes plan
Anubis169:
Steam group chats.. because the first thing you want when playing a game is somebody message you on the overlay and interrupt the game 
exeJayce: yes EXACTLY
HondoTrigger: when you get home at night you just lean back in your chair and go "Steam, initiate path to exile 2"
exeJayce: if I'm playing a game I do not want people messaging me
Mr_Horrible: full health is a psyop
Diabore: i remember there being a melee build in returnal that i could never make work, is there a melee build in this one>
Diabore: ?
Mr_Horrible: "Computah, hit tha 1 in 5 corruption"
Anubis169: gualdhar: IRC will never die for 4 main reasons.
tehfewl: no whale noises tho
Anubis169: It's free, It's lightweight, It'll run on any platform, and most of all it has ZERO ability to shove ads down the throat of a user
thatguysteve2709: I show up to see small animal board game and get saros, it must be christmas
lamina5432: i need some deep bass in a game like this
HondoTrigger: life's too short, use the broken build
exeJayce: can't you stay like completely anonymous on irc as well? I remember that being a thing years ago but not sure if it still applies
Anubis169: yeah you can
Mr_Horrible: doin' everything he can
thatguysteve2709: I hope they all feel better and love saros, so no need to apologize. This game is awesome
lamina5432: hope everyone feels better soon. con krud sucks.
HondoTrigger: did you feed them lettuce from America so you could play Saros tonight?
drewm1022: Anyone know if Graham is doing a vlog for the con/Amsterdam? Those are a blast to watch.
Mr_Horrible: he HATE of us, chat
Mr_Horrible:

SnackPak_:

itira: horrible are you ok
HondoTrigger:
well I didn't want to watch this either 
lamina5432: so he loves us
ghizmou: You're not mad, you're just disappointed
HondoTrigger: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
rosesmcgee: He's not the step streamer, he's the streamer that stepped up
Mr_Horrible: @itira not really, nah
thatguysteve2709: You got called into work on your day off we get it sorry didn't mean to start stuff
serramarkov: Thank you for giving us a stream to watch.
itsr67: hello saros streamer
HondoTrigger: us Seachatters are just being punchy
itsr67: dap me up brother
gualdhar: oh no, one favorite stream instead of a different favorite stream, whatever will I do. my steak is too juicy
exeJayce:
hey I'll take any kind of stream. I don't mind if it's this or anything else. y'all have really helped my mental health over the last few months and it's definitely appreciated, so thank you for streaming 
HondoTrigger: Computah play Fat Lip by Sum 41
itsr67: compoota take me to da liqa sto
rosesmcgee: risk v reward calculation is messed up
calculated_uncertainties:
100
1
serramarkov: Oh, and I hope everyone feeling under the weather gets well soon!
thatguysteve2709: Does this game have a boss as good as the conductor, or am I just kidding myself in ever getting a boss that good again?
ghizmou: they still exist
HondoTrigger: my wife wasn't too happy that I snuck Sum 41's "in to deep" onto our wedding playlist
BusTed:
@HondoTrigger 
exeJayce: oh man that's actually clever LOL
BusTed: @HondoTrigger there were some bangers
HondoTrigger: @BusTed I like to think we did a good job on the music curation
ghizmou: wait, they disbanded in 2025, my bad
raulghoulia: Bastille or Sum 41?
Diabore: you have a lot of faith in my memory to be asking that
Kramburger: He's looking for the piecost
calculated_uncertainties: @raulghoulia but why not both?
Seth_Erickson: looking for an ex, we're probably not the best partner that's ever existed is what I recall
Spades_Slicc: Let me sum up
Juliamon: We are probably both bad people, and also this planet is cosmic horror shit
Spades_Slicc: Sun's Haunted
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BraveOthello: @Spades_Slicc Sun's haunted?
shendaras: Too things can be haunted
Spades_Slicc: the eclipse yeah
Seth_Erickson:
too things huh 
Spades_Slicc: Space is 90% ghosts by volume
thatguysteve2709: Wait how can 2 things be hainted
thatguysteve2709: Haunted
Dandinstorm12: Saros? is Juuse here?
Spades_Slicc: @thatguysteve2709 2 ghosts
Spades_Slicc: or more
tdapenguin: @Spades_Slicc ghosts are dark matter, confirmed
HondoTrigger: it's gotta be the shoes
Spades_Slicc: I mean, have you ever seen ghosts and dark matter in the same room? I know I haven't
thatguysteve2709: I mean bow wow was an athlete when he had those shoes
thatguysteve2709: I am going to need you to remove your shoes and remain an athlete
SnackPak_: bowling
NotCainNorAbel: golf
thatguysteve2709: Easy soccer
Diabore: baseball
ghizmou: rugby
Dandinstorm12: Baseball
underhill33: baseball
Seth_Erickson: baseball seems like it'd feel sick to be incredible at
HondoTrigger: basketball or baseball to preserve my health
BraveOthello: Pool
serramarkov: Bowling or equestrian
Diabore: baseball players make bank and its one of the less dangerous ones
NotCainNorAbel: you can golf for a lot of years and there is big money in it
underhill33: mlb has the strongest players union
pctjoe: golf is also great for a long carrer
HondoTrigger: basketball contracts are insane too
RelwinEJ: Adam streaming night into another Adam streaming night, truly we are blessed... or cursed
Dandinstorm12: and no cap
Seth_Erickson: if you're the best at it you get paid incredibly well
Spades_Slicc: Major league yeah but not minor
thatguysteve2709: Baseball players get paid a boatload cause they play more games
SuitablyEpic: race car driver
tehfewl: soccer players world wide i believe are paid the most
SuitablyEpic: I want to go fast
Seth_Erickson: but you do have to be in major, but as the best player who's ever lived you'll be in the majors
Spades_Slicc: @tehfewl per game or annual?
Diabore: only money wise probably basketball but you wont have knees when youre done, baseball you wont have a shoulder joint
HondoTrigger: I sleep in a big bed with my wife
SuitablyEpic: Rally tbh
SuitablyEpic: F1 too tame
Diabore: wanna co pilot for one of us adam?
SuitablyEpic: Id be ok being the best copilot guy
tehfewl: @Spades_Slicc im not sure, i also might be going off of old data
SquareDotCube: Road Quest 2: Golf Cart Rally
Seth_Erickson: does our copilot also become the best at copiloting?
HondoTrigger: I have an uncle who 25 years ago was a minor league hockey player and an amateur stock car racer at the same time
kynelwynn: chat is Adam's co-pilot
Spades_Slicc: The messed up thing about baseball is that there's coaches and scientists crafting the perfect training regiments to help someone beat a record set in 18-diggity-2 by some guy named Stunk Cronklin who lived off hotdogs tobacco and whiskey
shendaras: I'm surprised no tennis
HondoTrigger: your co-pilot is blue and he waits till the last second to shout "TURN NOW"
SnackPak_: o7 Stunk Cronklin
Seth_Erickson: damn at the whims of a potential sub par copilot or even worse a huge betrayal
SquareDotCube: Imagine a rally but everyone's copilot has to be Twitch chat
raulghoulia: his name was The Rube and he would pause mid game to chase fire trucks
Diabore: @tehfewl found an article from dec 2025, seems basketball is highest at just shy of 12 million, then formula 1 (8-10 million) baseball (4.66-5) then soccer (just north of 4 million)
Spades_Slicc: From Mass Effect!?!?!?!?!
gnabaer: man commander shepherd sure did look different in my mass effect playthrough
Juliamon: yes from Mass Effect, don't you recognize the tentacles?
Spades_Slicc: @gnabaer You didn't choose the hyper violet ending did you?
Seth_Erickson: this boss is really sweet
Isaac3567: I forgot that first phase was just dodge and wait since he doesnt take damage
Diabore: @Diabore these are averages though
gnabaer: @Spades_Slicc didnt choose the 4th backstory option cuthullu
thatguysteve2709: Why is Cthulhu cosplay as shepherd
catcard: hawwooooo
pctjoe: wonder if they would do an endorsement for the citadel
itira: lol
BusTed:

UtilityPunk:
Taking a page from James' book and finding a way to falll 
thatguysteve2709: Ohhh this is why people dislike mass affect 3's ending I get it now
catcard: that was a cool lookin boss
catcard: dang
UtilityPunk: Pretty sick boss for sure
Dandinstorm12: bold strat
Seth_Erickson: Housemarque excels at enemy design I feel.
catcard: what were you singing?
Dandinstorm12: #can'tstopwon'tstop
r10pez10: bastille
Seth_Erickson: I do know in fact
catcard: I'm surprised you got Kiss from a Rose unstuck
catcard: that's never unstuck in mine
Dandinstorm12: time to get it unstuck, quick chat, sing to Adam
thatguysteve2709: I've had epic musical stuck in my head since yesterday
shendaras: Do some math in your head, I think that usually works to unstick songs.
catcard:
I have the Insidious boss fight from Bayonetta 2 stuck in my head 
Mazrae: Hello all
r10pez10: what was the answer
itira: damn
gnabaer: mean
Seth_Erickson: I'm thinking about the organ boss Hyperion from the first game again.
Seth_Erickson: What a slam dunk.
gnabaer: sharing is caring
thatguysteve2709: But if I fail this class I lose my scholarship
catcard: never.
catcard: never never never
Spades_Slicc: nope
lamina5432: nope
Seth_Erickson: nah
Kramburger: Hard no
thatguysteve2709: No never
Kipstar: no
spethycakes: I *was* the older sibling and was good at writing
Spades_Slicc: no ai either
gualdhar: I tried reading a dictionary in my lap during an english vocab test. somehow I got caught.
VrolikSyndrome: Full? No. At least a whole paragraph? Yeah.
exeJayce: joke's on you I was the older sibling
Kramburger: I was always worried I'd get caught
NotCainNorAbel: I used the same essay three times over three classes
Anubis169: nope, never
ihlendrax: I was the older sibling. Before the internet.
BraveOthello: Nope, I was the oldest and like ... Cared ...
Isaac3567: No, but I did run a whole essay through google translate into French since I hated translating it all myself
gnabaer: yes, and i failed cause someone noticed
r10pez10: no but i remember writing something myself and the teacher said i plagiarised
itira: i absolutely did
itira: HEY
spethycakes: this is the start of getting us to reveal the answers to our security questions...
lamina5432: I had a dog ate my homework incident once
Juliamon: I would just not do the essay and take the F
VrolikSyndrome: That was also a typical thing, yeah.
exeJayce: I'd bs it the night before and somehow still pass- my sister never took the same classes I did so there was no chance to copy (but tbh she probably would have)
VrolikSyndrome: Don't turn in the assignment, do well on a test, average a C, repeat.
Seth_Erickson: I found essays to be very easy in school
catcard: he's juiced !
raulghoulia: performance enhanced
lamina5432: anyone see the dinasour soulslike is coming out
itira: @Seth_Erickson brag about it
thatguysteve2709: Yes I did @lamina5432 can't wait
Seth_Erickson: I don't have much to brag about so I take what I can get
SquareDotCube: I didn't know "Is she baptized?" could be a security question
ghizmou: @thatguysteve2709 It looked terribly fun
Seth_Erickson: yeah
spethycakes: @SquareDotCube you haven't been on the right sites, clearly
Seth_Erickson: it's got parries and everything
VrolikSyndrome: With a sword.
otakubox0: Dinoblade
VrolikSyndrome: That you hold in your dino mouth.
Seth_Erickson: originally it was a joke animation they made into a game
brainbosh: Oh yeah, the one that started from a animation on twitter?
lamina5432: look spelling is not my best subject
thatguysteve2709: Yes you are a dinosaur with a big ass sword
Seth_Erickson: Dinoblade is what it's called yeah
Kramburger: If it's not called Dinosword what are we even doing?
ghizmou: Dinoblade
thatguysteve2709: You need to look it up
Seth_Erickson: It's a fairly recent project
calculated_uncertainties: It's a demo!
Seth_Erickson: you'd enjoy it I think
ghizmou: it s got a free demo
kynelwynn: Duskblood network beta test sign ups happening too
Anubis169: Someone instilled in me from a very early age, by force-helping me when i didn't need it any time it mattered, that people thought i was incapable of doing anything by myself like i was being looked down on. I did all my own stuff through spite.
gualdhar: new fighting games don't happen every three months for 10 years
Kramburger: Dear Mister President, there are two many games nowadays, please eliminate three. P>S. I am not a crackpot
thatguysteve2709: You have been on a very big poe kick so maybe just a small break be nice
gnabaer: do you know what you want to league start with?
VrolikSyndrome: I'm gonna take a guess
VrolikSyndrome: slams
Seth_Erickson: he's doing evisc stuff
VrolikSyndrome: oh shit I guess wrong
VrolikSyndrome: nevermind I guessed right after all
gnabaer: ssf?
darkcyril: Bleed slam is just comfy
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VrolikSyndrome: Toooookooooon
Anubis169: oww
gualdhar: play poison animate weapon, its great
gnabaer: is just want the crab totems to be good
gualdhar: you're good but AW is better
gualdhar: whaaaaaaaaaaaat never
catcard: I think I must go to speep.... good night lrrchats and adam
Seth_Erickson: hates say everything is a minion build
lamina5432: they rule
VrolikSyndrome: goodnight catcard
r10pez10: bye catcard
VrolikSyndrome: don't let the Tonberry bite
drewm1022: AWOR is hard to beat.
Anubis169:
good speeping catcard 
r10pez10: she banana my minion build until i gru
thatguysteve2709: Ummmm what
Anubis169: No wall! Bad touch!
SalamiSuperstar: Just got here, no full runs anymore?
drewm1022: Eviscerate ignite might be really good with the new double ignite mod.
Anubis169: good lord that was bruta
Anubis169: brutal*
Anubis169: nah with the walls and the corridor
Anubis169:
do it 
r10pez10: oh no, we get to watch a cool gamer game
Anubis169:
the long runs are where we get the best conversations though, that's where "Tell your mother I said wassup" came from 
Anubis169:
means what it says on the tin, cool gamer 
SalamiSuperstar: I love lingeringberry
Anubis169: we've got the increased health pickups though haven't we?
shendaras: I'm sure it's average
Spades_Slicc: We don't need to body shame the enemies
Anubis169: I love that thing looks like a giant ass quad-way crossbow
Anubis169:

Anubis169: ORB
Anubis169: Hallways suck!
Anubis169: tuning fork?
lamina5432: you got this
shendaras: Is there a place in this area to get your cheat death back?
YFiddler: its happening
Anubis169: It's got a specific use
e_bloc: truer words
Anubis169: long run?
shendaras: bring back that chakram that was shredding that boss earlier
SalamiSuperstar: Do you not like the shield/absorb mechanic or do you just not think it's viable with everything going on on screen?
r10pez10: boot up returnal --b
graal_smith: "I don't wanna do this again." Does this again.
James_the_Dabbler: hey this isn’t Root /positive
e_bloc: gotta get that engagementg
Seth_Erickson: I feel like you take a lot of damage the shield would help you avoid, but also my opinion isn't worth dirt because I haven't played the game, so disregard it at your leisure
SalamiSuperstar: ^
James_the_Dabbler: my opinion is you should stop taking damage smh /j
xantos69: So how is the sun zombie killing going? (I have no idea what the story is)
Anubis169:
James_the_Dabbler: reddit tags aren't really needed, this is twitch we can read context 
Anubis169: (SPLORT)
Seth_Erickson: Returnal
Anubis169:
Returnal 
Seth_Erickson: The charge gun in that game blasts
e_bloc: chat remains undefeated
Seth_Erickson: My highest tower score of like 12 million is almost entirely off the back of the charge gun
Anubis169:

xantos69: I honestly don't know why game devs keep making poison swamps. Nobody actually enjoys them, they just suffer through them.
Seth_Erickson: Miyazaki gave the answer I think suits the understanding best, they just enjoy making them
Darleysam:
poison swamps are the dog enemies of level design 
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Spades_Slicc: Some people like poison swamps
thatguysteve2709: Poison swamps artificially inflate difficulty
Seth_Erickson: Point to me something that isn't an artificial difficulty please
Darleysam: @thatguysteve2709 I mean, I've got bad news for you about literally all game difficulty being artificial
SalamiSuperstar: Damn, that Favored Target bonus is legit
thatguysteve2709: I mean true but if you can make something harder by adding in the bare minimum why not
itira:

SalamiSuperstar: Bottom Heavy or something?
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Seth_Erickson: People not keeping stations tidy
e_bloc: we live in a society
SalamiSuperstar: The parry mechanic in this game does seem like it could use some tweaking
NotCainNorAbel: you better be going when no one else is there
e_bloc: hey i was using that
7gorobei: clearly all their pee cycles aligned
Seth_Erickson: Alas swimming still continues to be the only exercise I can tolerate consistently
shendaras: swimming is great
Kramburger: Swimming to where?
Spades_Slicc: Swimming two where?
Seth_Erickson: Oh shit god dropped the second game
shendaras: I hear it has too many ads
xantos69: I heard Swimming 2 had a really bad drowning mechanic.
e_bloc: gottem
thatguysteve2709: Is that like a new stroke or something
Seth_Erickson: How'd it slip past my radar
calculated_uncertainties: you should not add electric boogaloo to that.
brainbosh: Swimming 2: Electric Boogaloo
raulghoulia: waiting for the balance patch
xantos69: Alternate joke: "Ug, I hate underwater levels"
thatguysteve2709: I would not mix swimming 2 with the electric boogaloo
Spades_Slicc: Swimming 2 fast 2 furious
thatguysteve2709: For family
shendaras: Do you have iframes while you're grappling?
thatguysteve2709: They all showed up like your house is the only one with sunny d
Spades_Slicc: I cast: charge guns only
SalamiSuperstar: The little shitter that spawns at the end after the big wave is so rude
YFiddler:

Kramburger: I thought the infinite loop game was the other one?
CaptainSpam: Turns out they just love infinite loops.
Kramburger: I'm sorry, I'll unplug my keyboard for 10 minutes
James_the_Dabbler: *slaps game* this bad boy can hold so many loops, brother
Kramburger: probable
Kramburger: By arkane?
e_bloc: yup
SalamiSuperstar: That is a video game
Spades_Slicc: Deathloop is A game that loops
ghizmou: it is the name of a game
e_bloc: the ps5 one right
thatguysteve2709: The one they played on talking sim yes
Spades_Slicc: good yes
e_bloc: wasnt it like a release game on ps5
e_bloc: it was fun but I kinda bounced off it
ghizmou: ask graham
SalamiSuperstar: James Bond is basically horror, right?
pctjoe: I like it a lot
Spades_Slicc: You should google "Hitman homing briefcase"
pctjoe: it is far faster and more liner then hitman
varmintx0: I played the original. I remember thinking "this is cool...not really for me"
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
pctjoe: hitman is more a stealth puzzle game 007 is action
Spades_Slicc: Are the Hitman games immersive sims?
lochnessseammonster: ooo bonus stream
lochnessseammonster: what up gamers?
lochnessseammonster: how we doing tonight?
thatguysteve2709: Hello, hello
lochnessseammonster:

lochnessseammonster: yep that's me
lochnessseammonster: just saw the odyssey and now back to sewing
lochnessseammonster: i liked it more than i expected to
lamina5432: ignore him
Kramburger: You're the only odd I see hehehe gottem
lochnessseammonster: what? nah
SnackPak_: movie homework?
e_bloc: yeah if you haven't seen the iliad, you'll be lost
e_bloc: I mean you're lost anyway, that's kinda the point
lochnessseammonster:

thatguysteve2709: Took my daughter yesterday @lochnessseammonster it was very good
lochnessseammonster: was it troy?
SquareDotCube: I hope he means the Wishbone version of The Odyssey
e_bloc: I think Im seeing it this weekend
pctjoe: don't want those horse spoilers
Lysander_salamander: Troy is bad don't watch it
Kramburger: TBF, the oddessy is about being lost so...
ghizmou: orlando bloom
lochnessseammonster: i went cuz my best friend studied classics and was very excited to go
Dog_of_Myth: Sean Bean
lochnessseammonster: eric bana
7gorobei: knowing the illiad wouldnt hurt, it's context
e_bloc: I like orlando broom
lochnessseammonster: he got killed by brad pitt
spethycakes: Orlando Broom is sending me
NonjaBiru: Got killed by Brad Pitt
calculated_uncertainties: @e_bloc he's always a clean sweep
lochnessseammonster: i really should've realized i was bi after watching troy
lochnessseammonster:
was like damn more men should wear skirts 
e_bloc: @calculated_uncertainties I dunno, found his demeanor a little bristly
spethycakes: @calculated_uncertainties you've really got a handle on this
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Bruceski: I went to a humanities college that had the Iliad as our first assigned text, they sent you a copy with your acceptance. We flooded at least three theaters for midnight showings and did one of the nerdiest college "ruin it for everyone else" viewings ever.
serramarkov: Orlando Broom is who you want in sweeps week.
e_bloc:

SquareDotCube: reminds me of the old Robot Chicken cutaway of Orlando Bloomin' Onion. 2000s era comedy was certainly a thing
Bruceski: I feel sorry for the six people who just wanted to see the new Orlando Bloom movie and had no clue what was going on.
brainbosh: Wasn't it when they calculated ratings?
Juliamon: Sweeps is a relic of network television
e_bloc: some weird part where ratings counted more
e_bloc: it's like the ratings bonus round
varmintx0: Wait...are sweeps week still a thing?
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e_bloc: it's all fucking neilsen numberwang
YFiddler:

SalamiSuperstar: They all used to be people, right
pctjoe: big feelings?
calculated_uncertainties: @varmintx0 is it curling related?
Vinewood_OG: Why do birds suddenly appear?
brainbosh: Robots scream because they are attempting dial up connection
e_bloc: luckily nowadays they don't need reasons to cancel shows
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SalamiSuperstar: Humans are attempting to dial down
YFiddler: imbalanced humors
e_bloc: I didnt even watch it and it kinda pissed me off
spethycakes: RIP Kaos
SalamiSuperstar: Didn't book enjoyers complain?
Vinewood_OG: Bring back Westworld, you savages! Idiots! Savages!
pctjoe: lol screaming it too little blood thats why people who are bleeding scream more
e_bloc: I wanted to binge after like 3-4 seasons
e_bloc: same
e_bloc: I think the last book I read was in high school so like 2001
brainbosh: I think thats the same, but its ben decades since
e_bloc: maybe one or two after
SnackPak_: James likes every show
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: my man was game of thrones before game of thrones
Vinewood_OG: To spite James, okay.... I guess.
Vinewood_OG:
You didn't watch Castlevania. 
pctjoe: murderbot show and books both so good
lamina5432: pot calling the kettle here
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Vinewood_OG:

e_bloc: it was the ultimate long game
thatguysteve2709: That shit was so funny
Lysander_salamander: I should watch the rest of that series
e_bloc: that was choice
Dog_of_Myth: You know what, that's fair
lamina5432: the light that leaked out of bens eyes
7gorobei: did you watch Clevatess
Lysander_salamander: it gets funnier the longer it goes
Vinewood_OG: A weird choice for a long con, but I respect it.
Diabore: did you make vague references for months seeing if hed figure it out?
Dog_of_Myth: All about the timing
e_bloc: thats the first rule of comedy
e_bloc: location, location, location
thatguysteve2709: It might have been the happiest he had ever been when he realized it was true
e_bloc: honestly I thought you were fucking with him
YFiddler: modern machiavelli
e_bloc: well you deserve it
e_bloc: yeah like that shit about nelson playing every game for the first time
lamina5432: what bit that was just a good prank
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e_bloc: are my thoughts my own or am I just thinking of things to say to the camera
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e_bloc: yeah that line of thinking leads to madness
Vinewood_OG: "Sound rinald mcdonald's junk makes"
Vinewood_OG: Ronald*
calculated_uncertainties: Otaku Jeff.
thevikingbear__: The best time was the dick chat on Let's Nope that one time. I watched the vod and it made me literally bust out laughing at work
e_bloc: it was that time the dude at the gym fucking got you by saying sorry when you tried to get him back for his incessent 'im using that'
spo8n: I said trident once and you laughed?
e_bloc: maybe when you told beej to say hi to his dick
e_bloc: hope you found a new gym
brainbosh: "Shut up Steve-Beej" is still a classic tho lol
calculated_uncertainties: was it the clown thing?
thevikingbear__: Yeah. That one
spethycakes: Otaku Gym
Vinewood_OG: "Rapscallion"
thevikingbear__: Or when you said, in front of Graham, "I mean, Graham's an idiot, right?"
e_bloc: when you measured ben's head with a snes controller and at no point considered just marking something off and getting a ruler
thevikingbear__: I forgot about that one. That one also made me lol at work
Bruceski: The timing on that couldn't have been better
e_bloc: that was very good
lamina5432: that one hit really well
e_bloc: the sorta thing you don't premeditate
spethycakes: I choked when I heard that
lamina5432: watched the highlights later and still laughed
e_bloc: I wouldn't say it's the best, but I do enjoy the kd lang story
BusTed: notable exception
e_bloc: 100%
thevikingbear__: How are things going in the Saros mines today?
e_bloc: are we beating the game today
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e_bloc: sounds like an accurate accesment
SalamiSuperstar: I thought you made it to the last boss before you took the break?
calculated_uncertainties: I think that, honestly, it is your reactions to things that feel very genuine. You shine, but you amplify light amazingly.
Saintnex: Evening Adam, how goes the saros?
SalamiSuperstar: "Gun good"
e_bloc: the stats are right there
Diabore: wheres your desk?
lamina5432: shoots good
Saintnex: The title of my report: homing missiles?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Has more bullet per bullet
e_bloc: pointy number high
e_bloc: because it doesnt say replica on the side
serramarkov: It's a fighting gun, so it's for fight gamers
YFiddler:

Saintnex: lol
BusTed: ggs
e_bloc: hows brad
lochnessseammonster:

Dog_of_Myth:

spethycakes:

Dog_of_Myth: Yep
lochnessseammonster:
zoom zoom 
e_bloc: self-imposed hard mode
BusTed: awesome
Saintnex: Are we just learning that Adam always just raw dogs the games he plays? lol
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
e_bloc: I love all the dumb shit you can do in that game
e_bloc: my only issue was too many eyeballs, hits my trytophobia
Saintnex: Yea, that you just play and to heck with anything that aint vanilla lol
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: I've just played the same game for the last two years
calculated_uncertainties: 2030
SalamiSuperstar: When the game pries it from your character's cold dead hands
e_bloc: I dunno it looks like a banger
exeJayce: I doubt you'll change it honestly
lamina5432: saros 2
e_bloc: adam's gamehau2030
spethycakes: a little over 3 years from now?
Saintnex: Returnal 2
thatguysteve2709: Bets on if this boss melts
spethycakes: certainly not Destiny 2
calculated_uncertainties: @spethycakes you're not wrong, but cool it on the psychic damage, okay?
Isaac3567: You can't do damage till it lifts its head up
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm Space Squid Shepherd, and this it my favorite store on Saros.
Saintnex: holy, we are melting em
thatguysteve2709: Haha
Kramburger: Drown AND Die? In this economy?
lamina5432: good dpz
thatguysteve2709: Must be playing swimming 2
Saintnex: Man, I can only afford Drowning OR dying... must be nice to be so well off
SalamiSuperstar: I mean, weren't you working with like Proficiency in the 20's when you come here right away?
thatguysteve2709: This gun just killing things off screen is the most broken thing I've seen in a video game in awhile
thatguysteve2709: True but mostly you just die to after death effects not off acreened
e_bloc:
1101
e_bloc: an ode to mission impossible
Fantusta: o r b
SalamiSuperstar: This dude is so mad about going upside down
Saintnex: Arjun looks so angry, its like watching a Kratos cosplay lol
e_bloc: is it just my rotted internet brain or did that thing look a little goatse up there
thatguysteve2709: Do you still have your revive?
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Kaaosa: oh it's video game
SalamiSuperstar: Imagine if you had heal on kill this run
VrolikSyndrome: More games need the Sekiro Collectible Sucker 9000.
VrolikSyndrome: Yeah, I'd like to press the button that sucks my collectibles to me.
SalamiSuperstar: Holy, that Overdrive charges so fast
Lysander_salamander: hello again back from stuff.
exeJayce: if it isn't broken, don't fix it; the weapon's served you well so far
e_bloc: thats what someone says about 3 minutes before they change weapons
Lysander_salamander: Whoa it's no longer covered in organic stuff
Lysander_salamander: didn't know the scenery changes this much
Anubis169:
this is working so much better this time around 
SalamiSuperstar: Generational talent
e_bloc: simply the best to ever do it
Lysander_salamander: that's skill, not talent
thatguysteve2709: I have a feeling if you find an upgraded version of this gun the game will just explode
TheAinMAP:

VrolikSyndrome: I love to pick them up all at the same time
VrolikSyndrome: with the aid of my Orb Sucker 9k
SalamiSuperstar: If it ain't orb, don't pick it
The_Timo: oh god I missed a bit, this gun seems nuts
e_bloc: I wouldnt worry about that last part
e_bloc: sadness can be entertaining
shendaras:

SalamiSuperstar: Her jacket is so shiny
brainbosh: "Cerveza Crystal!"
Lysander_salamander: Great now that jingle is in my head
Lysander_salamander: Dang, she was escaping
lochnessseammonster:

Diabore: deuces
e_bloc: fuck therapy, send me to mercury
lochnessseammonster: the most extreme ghosting
Lysander_salamander: such a dirtbag that she wants to be on the other side of known space
ThorSokar: honestly, sounds kinda good right now
The_Timo: video game characters, no need for feet lol
e_bloc: incredibly drunk people
Lysander_salamander: oof
Lysander_salamander: dang
e_bloc:

Lysander_salamander: She was trying to save him with that line
e_bloc: maybe stop being like your father
Mai_Andra: Oh, I know that voice. I had forgotten this was him. (He was in iZombie.)
exeJayce: @brainbosh y'know I have a friend who made stickers of this in (I think) aurebesh??? it was hilarious
ghyllnox: Salud
shendaras: bless you
Mai_Andra: Arjun? They have Street Fighter 6 in this timeline?
ghyllnox: "Saved to Drafts"
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
Lysander_salamander: he found out?
Saintnex: I dont think Arjun wrote it imo
SalamiSuperstar: I think she's just unsure
Lysander_salamander: run girl run
Juliamon: She's definitely in that "if I leave, it'll be worse for me" stage of abuse denial
Saintnex: Then maybe explain?
Lysander_salamander: is it a metaphor?
SalamiSuperstar: Might want to call the fire department about that smoking tree
e_bloc: she gone
e_bloc: what is she going to pack, a swimsuit
SalamiSuperstar: Enough to leave a life behind
SalamiSuperstar: oof
SnackPak_:

The_Timo: yikes
Lysander_salamander: ooooo
thatguysteve2709: Ouch
shendaras: throw this whole man away
Saintnex: JESUS Arjun, stop being SO shitty
e_bloc: damn fuck you dude
BusTed: gottem
Juliamon: OUCH
NightValien28: get rekt
lochnessseammonster:

SalamiSuperstar: UNO REVERSE
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
e_bloc: if his rocket went directly into the sun it wouldnt have burnt as bad as that
Diabore: we saw the flashback dude, its definitely who you are
Juliamon: Arjun. Mate. What you do IS what you are.
Lysander_salamander: yay
Saintnex: ooh is Arjun doing the Scott Pilgrim thing where he remembers everything rose-colored and pretending he wasnt shitty?
rosesmcgee: Was?
Lysander_salamander: ok, suit
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Lysander_salamander: how many fakeout "endings" does this game have?
e_bloc: I hope you find her and she's just like "go fuck yourself"
Lysander_salamander: dang, she's cute
Diabore: she can fix me
e_bloc: god I hope they're all baptized
MrNonyaBidness: Kill towers maybe?
Lysander_salamander: so many healthbars
MrNonyaBidness: Lol it wasnt even moving
lochnessseammonster:

Diabore: oh the bells get rid of the orbs
SalamiSuperstar: Imagine how much the boss would have melted with a gun from this level
The_Timo: this is a sick fight
Diabore: do we still have our cheat death?
e_bloc: see you metaphorically ripped her heart out
BusTed:

shendaras:

Dog_of_Myth:

MrNonyaBidness: grats
Lysander_salamander: yay
e_bloc: now we just have to beat the rest of the major arcana
Saintnex: wooo
MyrddintheWizard:

thatguysteve2709: Got it in 1
Lysander_salamander: huh
Kramburger: Final Boss ex-wife?
Lysander_salamander: some great music
e_bloc: let her solo me
MrNonyaBidness: @Kramburger Arent they always? Oh you mean in the video game.
e_bloc: oh fuck its death stranding
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Saintnex: ummm
7gorobei: she go the bad ending didnt she?
7gorobei: got
Kramburger: This seems fine
Diabore: tides coming in
Lysander_salamander: oh
e_bloc: I mean practically
Diabore: ROLL CREDITS
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
MyrddintheWizard: uh…
7gorobei: sun is sus
e_bloc: yeah thats not bad
rosesmcgee: Grandpa, this game has kissing in it?
Saintnex: UHHHH
SalamiSuperstar: Anyone else see that?
WiJohn: Blackhole sun
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
MrNonyaBidness: Great just summing Cthulu
e_bloc: credits?
drcthulu: I'm sure the tentacles are friendly right?
Lysander_salamander: oh ok
e_bloc: no see those are ten-tickles
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e_bloc: honestly, same
Diabore: jeez that skill tree big
Lysander_salamander: so much more
lamina5432: they try to go a but deep on these naratives.
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Lysander_salamander: wow
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ThorSokar: this tree keeps GOING
VrolikSyndrome: I mean it feels *close*, but
Lysander_salamander: oh no, are we only at the halfway point?
VrolikSyndrome: idk at all
YFiddler:

Saintnex: God this game is sick
Diabore: the tree will continue until morale improves
lochnessseammonster: that felt so close... jabaited
e_bloc: the game demands a haus
Lysander_salamander: oh good
JinaMahavira:
I thought the league sisn't start until Friday 
Diabore: you can end, i wont hold it against you
Lysander_salamander: i guess save it for the next time?
varmintx0: lot of streaming today
e_bloc: it is real late
e_bloc: and kinda seems like a stopping point
Lysander_salamander: seems like a good point for it
Saintnex: Based on the tree, one more boss/area I would guess?
ghyllnox:
Didn't Graham say he wanted the credits on his desk by tomorrow morning 
Diabore: that looks like a long section
Lysander_salamander: have a good night! Thanks for playing!
WiJohn: GGs
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the great stream
ghyllnox: Yeah good idea
Anubis169: To be continued!
shendaras:
Next time 
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ghyllnox: Tytyty
Anubis169:
Many thanks 
lochnessseammonster:
good effort 
e_bloc: thank you Adam
thatguysteve2709: Gg thanks for the stream appreciate it as always
SalamiSuperstar: ggs
JinaMahavira:

Anubis169: !patreon
7gorobei: thanks for the stream
Anubis169: !store
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lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream 
SalamiSuperstar: crossbow too strong
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: !quote
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lamina5432: gnight
Saintnex: I am?
Lysander_salamander: This game is pretty cool
Anubis169: !schedule
SalamiSuperstar: I do when I can't make it live
Anubis169: 'cause you're on slide #9
TheAinMAP: !next
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Lysander_salamander: oh it's thursday tomorrow
YFiddler:

Lysander_salamander: I'm not out of touch
TheAinMAP:

Anubis169: lol
ghyllnox:

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Dog_of_Myth: Got a laugh. That is a win
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Dog_of_Myth:

TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Lysander_salamander:

lochnessseammonster:

Anubis169:
later 
shendaras:
Thanks for the stream 
JinaMahavira: back to my DS3 vod rewatch of Adam and Wheeler
Kramburger: byyeeee
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