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Fruan: We ready to PAUP?!
Dog_of_Myth: We Paup'in off now?
fcloud: joke's on you, i'm already a pauper cirPoor
IbunWest: merlekLurk
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r10pez10: oh man pauper
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IbunWest: merlekBouncy
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johnnylongtorso: friday night pauper fight
MegaDosX: Paup paup
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: which is the verb? are we whamming jangles, or jangling some whams?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
IbunWest: will we see any turn 1 wins
Strebenherz: Snap just in time
revjakenash: pauper wham!
Strebenherz: HOWDY
jadielady: hey y'all
Sealtest: I only count 3 people
Fruan: None of those are real words
sentientwaffle_: Creatures of the Battlefield! You have nothing to lose but your mana costs!
tdapenguin: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
lirazel64: Compound noun. The verb is hiding in "it's".
e_bloc: is it even a whamjangle if you don't slap the table
Bruceski: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff It sounds like the etymological split should be there but it's actually whamj angle.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
fcloud: adam hasnt been live in hours
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaWow
IbunWest: Silly Ben, Shackles isn’t legal in pauper
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL A+ 10/10
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
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Arnye1984: Yes pauper best format
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Sapphic_Shenanigans: You've gotten your One now Adam
fcloud: let the wookie win
e_bloc: I like the Adam becoming a superhero/villian arc
gualdhar: aww he's back in the closet? he was doing so well
Arnye1984: The deck i have been playing is dark heart of the woods
HadesLeprechaun: 4.5 is 90%!
KWardJenx: Cheer250 Adam doesn't just toss around the superlatives
e_bloc: its essentially Paupermania
BrowneePointz: did you know Peter Gabriel was in Pauper Genesis?
fcloud: nelson tragically misheard the title and did a medically unwise amount of poppers
Darleysam: Pauper Johns
Aarek: but what about Hell in a Pauper Cell?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Cptasparagus: premodern pauper: pauper B.C.
Kentosaurus: Jalapeno Pauper
raulghoulia: gas leak started early
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, @LoadingReadyRun , what's the best way to request a guest for future PPR/other magic events?
e_bloc: my deck used to be a 7 but now it's a [2]
AugmentingPath: Really looking forward to Pauper Horizons
Hadouken_lol_catz: Isn't moneyball black like 40$
Dog_of_Myth: thousands
BrowneePointz: over 1000
BrowneePointz: easily
Micalovits: Yea, standard is stupidly expensive
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e_bloc: put your armies in your sleevies
ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a campaign style of pauper called jacquerie? Would be thematic.
r10pez10: ef in the night
BrowneePointz: LRR and Back Again
RatherLargeToad: Come watch. It’s Hobbitforming
omdorastrix: Mid lrrth
Marvoleath: !ppr
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Cptasparagus: WoW PPR incoming
Dog_of_Myth: Sad I'm going to miss that PPR. But GenCon calls
fcloud: good old Mid Lerth
Sealtest: what about turtles doesnt feel like real magic?
Hadouken_lol_catz: Yeah a universes beyond that fits the theme
r10pez10: i would tap ice cream
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @fcloud middle LRRth.
IbunWest: Fantasy themed set works in a fantasy themed tcg who could have guessed
Marvoleath: lrrDILLY
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raulghoulia: if we can go to New York 3 times, we can go to Middle Earth at least twice
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r10pez10: oh yeah non singleton format
tdapenguin: Icecream, you scream, we all [yell our heads off]
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm gonna try once more. What would be the best way to official recommend a future PPR guest?
LRRbot: Volatile Fjord | Snow Land β€” Island Mountain | This land enters tapped.
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
Sealtest: judge, I dont think thats a legit card
aerohydra: oooh, nice nails james
EmmaPartlow: Oh man we gonna see an evoked Mulldrifter yisssss
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
r10pez10: james turner
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gualdhar: wow, can't believe LRR let the babies win
ArtDecoSunburn: Families and babies, always messing up Hobbit adventures
fcloud: @r10pez10 james turner is part of lrr, he doesnt count as a guest cirHuh
AugmentingPath: you should probably invite the evil twins of people from past PPRs for Reality Fracture
Micalovits: Classic
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EmmaPartlow: Big thank @dog_of_myth !!
r10pez10: the other james turner
OldUncleDan: I would recommend Kyle Hill, but you already had Brian Kibler as a guest.
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Sorator13: good evening friends!
theGuardianOtter: am i late for the whamjanglin?
e_bloc: I need more bones to read
Dog_of_Myth: Just started @theGuardianOtter
fcloud: what about the porn version, Auger of Bolas?
tdapenguin: @theGuardianOtter Only just bear lying syarted
Sealtest: so a good kathelene?
MegaDosX: Ben if he were straight
GasCityGaming: Ben plays Bant?
shendaras: benginTraitor
MrBunnyMan: does wheeler bring a good version?
Gadora: What about an all James Turner PPR?
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
dheid1: Everyone is Evil Themselves, except for Adam, who is Even Cooler Adam somehow
GasCityGaming: James gets mana screwed?
vinopinguino: would you have to shave your beard for evil ben?
Aarek: Invite Snerge? sergeSnerge
jchinnock: James as table friend for all 8 hours
fcloud: what adam reads: "all james turner ppr" what adam thinks: "day off"
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AugmentingPath: @fcloud ... why are you using a *drill* for that?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think you should reach out to Bailey Meyers and Emme Montgomery, who do a lot of commander stuff with Good Time Society. They are both very cool.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I'd love to see Arin Hanson on sometime
radioshackraider: Are those Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman sleeves?
r10pez10: get the good games goblins on. i still can't believe they're from my city
FourTwo0ne: Happy belated Pride, Nellie. You are welcome here.
goombalax: Adan's playing with sleeves?
HadesLeprechaun: slightly related, would really love to see another Pauper Commander night, the last time was so good!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 wait, which?
fcloud: PaupMander
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
e_bloc: pauper commander did slap
Smirking_Bear: As my queer friends says to me " you straight people are weird " lol πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚ 🀣
r10pez10: thedepthandbreadthofseth good games morley is in perth
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Once more, Emme Montgomery and Bailey Meyers.
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Plains | Basic Snow Land β€” Plains |
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I have tried.
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFT
r10pez10: oh yeah get amy and voxy on
Dog_of_Myth: It was a good post
ghizmou: amazonHype
tdapenguin: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Message James via an official method of contact might be a nice redundancy?
Strebenherz: busdangit that set really is just jace's fanfic plane isn't it XD
MegaDosX: Foretell is exile face down for two generic, you can then cast it for its foretell cost on a subsequent turn
e_bloc: foretell, praytell?
r10pez10: is scars the hexagon
Sealtest: turtles have the goat set symbol
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
MegaDosX: He's gaming out of his mind
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
MegaDosX: Is that the Kidz Bop version Ben?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL lrrLUL
e_bloc: birds definitely like picking up bread
Sorator13: ADAM
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Vinewood_OG: ShareTheLoad .gif
Smirking_Bear: If we get a star wars UB , I imagine it would be either the x-wing/tie fighter symbols or the sith/jedi symbols
Sorator13: or was that Ben
Strebenherz: really? sharing the load in front of MY salad?
Sorator13: whichever
LRRbot: Torch the Tower [R] | Instant | Bargain / Torch the Tower deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was bargained, instead it deals 3 damage to that permanent and you scry 1. / If a permanent dealt damage by Torch the Tower would die this turn, exile it instead.
MegaDosX: Oh dear
fcloud: Big Pippin'
MegaDosX: Hell yeah bird man
r10pez10: how do i time out a streamer
fcloud: Pippin' Aint Easy
MegaDosX: Bird illusions
AugmentingPath: psst: mystic
HadesLeprechaun: why does it have 5 toughness
notpsion: wow excuse you adam, it's a blue x
IbunWest: murmuring mystic? now that’s a name i haven’t heard in a long time
Cptasparagus: alt+f4
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Smirking_Bear: Blue bird , red bird , green bird , purple bird
Pharmacistjudge: red X? who is on light mode?!?
gualdhar: but Adam said I'm here forever
r10pez10: and yet, us mods can get timed out by the streamers. how curious
notpsion: @Pharmacistjudge exactly!
e_bloc: we're not trapped in here with you
OldUncleDan: Speaking of Tolken based rap songs... Anybody else remember "Lords of the Rhyme" by The Lords of the Rhyme?
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target creature. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: otherwise you have to bring a doctor's note
AdamYMHMI: I was escorted into the stream by the streamer police after they caught me playing with my dog instead of watching the stream...
MegaDosX: Off that one loaf of bread no less
NotEvenDavid: synthesizer decks are just so fun to pilot
MegaDosX: Oof
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
e_bloc: !clip
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AugmentingPath: can't believe he's running an uncommon printing of Murmuring Mystic. The mythic special guest version is clearly superior
Smirking_Bear: Do we have an "unfinity" deck by chance ?
tdapenguin: @AdamYMHMI Your dog is also watching now, I bet
AugmentingPath: (for confusing people about why you're running it in pauper)
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
Cptasparagus: Grape Furnace
AdamYMHMI: @tdapenguin She is on the floor demanding belly rubs
MegaDosX: The Okay Furnace, I Guess
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Smirking_Bear: @AdamYMHMI Sounds like my dog at this moment also
HadesLeprechaun: hey did you know the foil version of Great Furnace is a $50 card
AugmentingPath: i wonder if drawing extra cards and scrying every turn is good
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature β€” Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
r10pez10: there's a really sick secret lair of the artifact lands
LRRbot: Dispel [U] | Instant | Counter target instant spell.
gualdhar: play Monstery Swiftspear you cowards
tdapenguin: @AdamYMHMI Close enough! Would yiu please offer her some scritches from me ?
e_bloc: why dont you build the whole deck out of draw spells
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
AdamYMHMI: @tdapenguin on it
LRRbot: Behold the Multiverse [3U] | Instant | Scry 2, then draw two cards. / Foretell {1}{U}
MegaDosX: They were in Duskmourn
MegaDosX: Also don't have their spark anymore
Larkonus: It's ok, Wizards also forgot about Niko.
Cptasparagus: Neeko? From the hit Netflix series Arcane?
e_bloc: duskmourn was 2018
OldUncleDan: Hey! Marvel has a Nico!
tdapenguin: @Smirking_Bear I. Also offer skritches to your doggo!
GasCityGaming: DarkPact had an amazing Niko cosplay.
goombalax: LOL Neeko
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Nico Minoru my beloved
r10pez10: the guy from GTA?
tdapenguin: @AdamYMHMI benginPet
AugmentingPath: wind drakes get results!
e_bloc: isn't skyfisher a 2/3
e_bloc: !card pedantic learning
LRRbot: Pedantic Learning [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever a land card is put into your graveyard from your library, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Smirking_Bear: @tdapenguin Scratches have been passed 🫑
ghizmou: and refurbished familiar a 2/1
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LRRbot: Torch the Tower [R] | Instant | Bargain / Torch the Tower deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was bargained, instead it deals 3 damage to that permanent and you scry 1. / If a permanent dealt damage by Torch the Tower would die this turn, exile it instead.
GavinVerhey: Tuning in to see James playing my deck NICE
AugmentingPath: @ghizmou it averages out right
HadesLeprechaun: I have a Wise Mothman commander deck and the amount of work a Flyer does with almost no other support is wild
r10pez10: dev in chat
ghizmou: @AugmentingPath the math does check out
e_bloc: still no postordain
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Micalovits: @e_bloc Do we have ordain yet?
AugmentingPath: @e_bloc didn't he buy the one of one ring?
fcloud: fun fact: modern horizons 4 will introduce, for the first time, pre-AND-dain
tdapenguin: @Smirking_Bear benginPet
e_bloc: @AugmentingPath I kinda hope he just loses it somewhere
IbunWest: @Micalovits Ordain feels like a white pump spell
HadesLeprechaun: @fcloud no, Dain is a dwarf in the Hobbit set
Kentosaurus: probably for the exile?
Pharmacistjudge: you can bargain a token...
AugmentingPath: @e_bloc been known to happen... I'm sure it would find a new owner eventually
devilcultivator: @e_bloc look at two card in you put any number of them back on the top or bottom of your deck
gualdhar: sure thing...
devilcultivator: missed *in your hand NotLikeThis
fcloud: adam vs ellipses, name a more iconic rivalry
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: @fcloud adam vs door
r10pez10: guards? ellipseize them!
Kelderan: @fcloud My sanity and a lack of Oxford commas
IbunWest: James turned one loaf of bread into many loaves of bread
Vinewood_OG: You can pry my Ellipsis from my... cold dead hands!!!
Pharmacistjudge: Adam knows he can shoot me at any time, and I'll just smile.
AugmentingPath: @Vinewood_OG don't look now, but I think someone already took the comma from your cold, dead hands
r10pez10: is pauper generally grindy?
e_bloc: at this point getting timed out by Adam is a red badge of honor
r10pez10: i know there are like, combos and stuff
r10pez10: with a camera?
AugmentingPath: @r10pez10 Yeah, there's a lot of good value cards but not a lot of bombs
Vinewood_OG: @AugmentingPath Give me back my son!!!
LRRbot: Union of the Third Path [2W] | Instant | Draw a card, then you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
e_bloc: I have never read that card in my life
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Rodzos: GG
r10pez10: damn
r10pez10: hell yeah
IbunWest: nobody expects the second bolt
notpsion: absolutely classic lighting bolt counterspell
Sorator13: I like how James let the counterspell resolve and then cast second bolt, instead of responding to the counterspell with it
Vinewood_OG: Wrong Orlando Bloom franchise.
AugmentingPath: @r10pez10 really fast and consistent combos tend to get banned
HadesLeprechaun: @r10pez10 I've watched a lot of Andrea Mengucci's youtube where they play a lot of pauper and yeah it seems like it tends to be a bit grindy more often than not
tehfewl: sneaky snacker is the best red card in pauper
Desruprot: Mr. Turner, FAIRY GODPARENTS
BrowneePointz: Nelly came in like a Boxing Couch
e_bloc: Adam is a level 3 deck judge
fcloud: seconds out
fcloud: ding ding ding
AugmentingPath: James didn't draw the card in his deckname and he did fine CaitThinking
r10pez10: !addquote (James and Adam) [Now] Lightning Bolt?" "Counterspell. | right before James casts a second Lightning Bolt
LRRbot: New quote #9626: "Lightning Bolt?" "Counterspell." β€”James and Adam, right before James casts a second Lightning Bolt [2026-07-24]
realbadatthis_: the student (oki oki) has become the teacher (pauper)
Sorator13: Doing good work, Ben
NotEvenDavid: gavin's gonna be such a proud parent if james wins
Sorator13: Keep it up
Pharmacistjudge: Sneaky Snacker is, 25% of the meta right now?
BrowneePointz: so how many ocean puns are Ben and Adam gonna try to make with Nauctis
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: LΓ³rien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
exeJayce: @BrowneePointz my guess is probably way too many
spawnofhastur: last night that we (the world) is provisioned with significantly more giant squid than we originally thought and that makes me very happy.
BrowneePointz: we’ll have to wave goodbye to our sanity
HadesLeprechaun: it's also been a hot minute since pauper canlander and those were also very fun videos
MegaDosX: Love the snow duals for pauper and budget decks
Pharmacistjudge: I definitely have
exeJayce: wait.... y'all have sanity?
e_bloc: hard same
Puppygirl_Kristi: As a control player I have
Pharmacistjudge: Run less lands, run more Lorein Revealed
r10pez10: five mana draw three is cool though
Mustang_Redcloak: Lorien Revealed. It's an island, that also pitches to Force of Will
MegaDosX: Can he hit this time?
r10pez10: also on the art they're pogging
BrowneePointz: next year’s UW slate definitely has me more excited than I’ve been for a couple years
fcloud: im posting about this on skreddit
fcloud: yeah they do look cool
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
RatherLargeToad: Power Rangers Kamigawa
r10pez10: zhalfir is a cool one
Sealtest: I hope we get evangelion secret lair in kamigawa
HadesLeprechaun: if there isn't a robot with a sword we riot
AugmentingPath: I like the concept for Nauctis a lot, but it's weird that it sounds like it should be night-themed instead of water-themed
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
fcloud: they all look cool but i'm most excited for zhalfir
BrowneePointz: And our first Waterworld and Afrofantasy sets!? Hell yes
Sorator13: @AugmentingPath that would be Noctis
Dog_of_Myth: @HadesLeprechaun I think they showed off one in the art
Sorator13: and we already have him /s
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BrowneePointz: and Zhalfir is a long time coming
AugmentingPath: @Sorator13 Well, yes, but they're homophones
BrowneePointz: not since mirage and visions baybee
GasCityGaming: The art in Nauctis looks SO GOOD!
AdamYMHMI: It's like a beach episode, but further out
e_bloc: zhalfir seems decent, it's about time
BrowneePointz: and Afrofantasy is so sorely underrepresented I’m excited
RatherLargeToad: Whoever wins, we win
jchinnock: standing on business!
Mustang_Redcloak: Mirage had such cool art and vibe. Hope Zhalfir can capture that
thatguysteve2709: They just need more mutate cards please
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature β€” Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Dog_of_Myth: Love a good skred
tehfewl: There is a part of me that is strongly considering going to MC Tokyo
BrowneePointz: to skreds you say?
BrowneePointz: to skreds you say…
Mustang_Redcloak: NotLikeThis
Dog_of_Myth: ooof
IbunWest: the james turner special
Veshnikard: 1 mana put 6 cards on the bottom
LRRbot: Volatile Fjord | Snow Land β€” Island Mountain | This land enters tapped.
ghizmou: can t attack, came into play this turn
Derekwillis: I love Augur of Bolas, Knowing the bottom three cards of my library is so useful!
thehokeypokey: No haste
tehfewl: augur is definitely known for looking at the bottom 3 cards of your library
Veshnikard: creature was summoning sick
xantos69: Are the LRR folk going to Magic Con Atlanta?
r10pez10: chat was talking about waterworld and i misread that as magic con atlantis
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
BrowneePointz: LOL
notpsion: how many times has james cast bread now?
BrowneePointz: I mean not completely wrong
fcloud: james is a known bread enjoyer
AdamYMHMI: Augur of Bolas in the decks it wants to be in is either scry 2 draw 1, or scry 3. Both are fine modes.
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
exeJayce: magic con atlantis sounds fun tbh
IbunWest: this Mardu Lembas deck is operating at peak efficiency
fcloud: more like lem-based, am i rite cirSmug
LRRbot: Glacial Floodplain | Snow Land β€” Plains Island | This land enters tapped.
r10pez10: let's have some bun, this bread is stick
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
BrowneePointz: also since Adam is a former league player, all the human art they showed for Nauctis they’re wearing diving suit armor that makes em look like Nautilus from League. stuff is cool
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
AugmentingPath: @r10pez10 is this a lady gag reference?
Sorator13: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
AugmentingPath: @AugmentingPath a
yohini_: the timing!
RatherLargeToad: Black Mage, Rod
r10pez10: quick ben summon ten dollars
r10pez10: AugmentingPath sure was
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsFall vicksyDed
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
gualdhar: ten dollars, nah Ben should summon a house
MegaDosX: Explain how
AugmentingPath: @r10pez10 because I'm a coward, I checked, rather than just messaging you "I want to take a ride on your disco stick"
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft β€” Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
r10pez10: AugmentingPath banned :)
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
AugmentingPath: @r10pez10 dang
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1
Sorator13: @AugmentingPath I wanna take a dip with your cheese bread stick
AdamYMHMI: Hugh Laurie, in character, walks into the room
FourTwo0ne: @AdamYMHMI Now that's a PPR guest!
SaxPython: CoolCat
BrowneePointz: Ben briefly became Bonnie Tyler
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
WiJohn: We do need another hero
Cptasparagus: anyone else Splatooning?
Sealtest: muted
BrowneePointz: Ope sound went boom
kristof162028: No sound
goombalax: mic 5
korvys: mic 5
Kentosaurus: we're back now
GasCityGaming: Sound back
BrowneePointz: there it is
Strebenherz: oh i thought that was me
Strebenherz: my headphones are buss
r10pez10: it was smart to censor ben there paul
noisyblizzard: coxBongo
safarijan: dropping by to send love to lrr peeps <3
Larkonus: James and Adam sitting in that seat? At the same time?
exeJayce: I'm sure they can share
AdamYMHMI: @r10pez10 I imagine he was singing something that would have gotten them hit by content ID in those silent moments
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Sorator13: are there two music tracks playing?
Painfully_Dyslexic: chat I need help, what card is it that if a token is made you make an angel instead?
goombalax: !card Divine Visitation
LRRbot: Divine Visitation [3WW] | Enchantment | If one or more creature tokens would be created under your control, that many 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance are created instead.
Geldaran: @Sorator13 i was wondering the same thing.
AdamYMHMI: @Sorator13 No, it's just an intense breakdown on this song
Painfully_Dyslexic: @goombalax thank you!!
Geldaran: @AdamYMHMI you sure? right here is not the same song.
Sorator13: this is definitely two different tracks
LucasTheDrgn: yeah like, there's a drum beat here that does not match the jaunty piano
LucasTheDrgn: and now a synth
realbadatthis_: room music might be playing over commercial music
realbadatthis_: fixed, thank you
LucasTheDrgn: thank you tech team andySalute
AdamYMHMI: Ben Reich
dheid1: Dropoff reference spotted in the wild
SaxPython: lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
exeJayce: LMAO
dheid1: Game Changer/LRR Crossover W H E N
Vinewood_OG: Be quiet, you'll wake up John Wayne!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sorator13: is... is Paul a culture?
e_bloc: beej sprang fully formed from the cash register of a princess auto
MrSarkhan: lrrLUL
Smirking_Bear: "SING ME THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE !"
r10pez10: okay i actually thought that was paul
Sorator13: is that what pauper means?
jchinnock: thinks? he knows
AugmentingPath: The .1 thousand dollar solution
fcloud: i love it when they call me Big Pauper
MegaDosX: Cascade hell yeah
GreenyTea: TRON TIME
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Sorator13: Urza would *never*
AugmentingPath: If you buy land on the moon, you're allowed to call yourself a Laird. You still are if you don't, though
Kentosaurus: urza's land acknowledgement sounds like an unset card
vinopinguino: acknowledge the land before you tron
AugmentingPath: !card drannith stinger
LRRbot: Drannith Stinger [1R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cycle another card, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Cycling {1}
MegaDosX: Zenith Flare flashbacks, thankfully I don't think that's Pauper legal
Dog_of_Myth: Pour on out for Argoth.
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Urza's Power Plant | Land β€” Urza's Power-Plant | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
AugmentingPath: vault of whispers pretending it was printed a year earlier
kristof162028: Question for ben is zenith flare a common?
LRRbot: Monstrous Carabid [3BR] | Creature β€” Insect [4/4] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / Cycling {B/R}
r10pez10: that's an egg
Vinewood_OG: Wait, is Ben technically Ian now?
RatherLargeToad: Now we just need the barrel of blasting peanut butter
LRRbot: Page, Loose Leaf [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / Grandeur β€” Discard another card named Page, Loose Leaf: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant or sorcery card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Urza's Mine | Land β€” Urza's Mine | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mustang_Redcloak: Page was such a great addition for pauper combo decks
Sorator13: @RatherLargeToad so anyway, I started blasting peanut butter
goombalax: I mean page is a guaranteed hit
AugmentingPath: Are we Blue/Red or Black/Red Cycle Storm?
Mustang_Redcloak: Give Adam Poison Storm LUL
e_bloc: why don't you tell me the movie you want to see
r10pez10: nelson looking after his kids
TheAlmightyCheddar: Let him play familiars, all the fun of ephemerate mulldrifter without augur
LRRbot: Urza's Tower | Land β€” Urza's Tower | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add {C}{C}{C} instead.
Strebenherz: Oh nice
MegaDosX: The natural?!?
Dog_of_Myth: Nat Tron!
NotCainNorAbel: Adam just want what kills James
LRRbot: Rooftop Percher [5] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [3/3] | Changeling / Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Monstrous Carabid [3BR] | Creature β€” Insect [4/4] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / Cycling {B/R}
fcloud: Adam needs to pivot away from making his deck better, and toward making James's deck worse
r10pez10: is tron good?
LRRbot: Rowan's Grim Search [2B] | Instant | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. / You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
vinopinguino: in pauper its decent for sure
r10pez10: what was rowan looking for
r10pez10: i thought she was evil now
MegaDosX: I think at the time she was looking for Eriette
vinopinguino: answers... o_O
AugmentingPath: you're telling me I'm allowed to have 1/5 of my deck my tron pieces?!
HadesLeprechaun: I think Tron has always had *some* competitive version in pauper as long as it's existed
LRRbot: Drannith Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you cycle another card, you gain 1 life. / Cycling {1}
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
AugmentingPath: praise nurgle
LRRbot: Drannith Stinger [1R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cycle another card, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Cycling {1}
LRRbot: Rowan's Grim Search [2B] | Instant | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. / You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
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NotEvenDavid: HadesLeprechaun yeah it's always had a presence in the meta, there was a massive dip during the expedition map ban era but there were a few people who still stuck with it
LRRbot: Songs of the Damned [B] | Instant | Add {B} for each creature card in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold β€” Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
r10pez10: go ben go
e_bloc: oh ok
dolphgrim: @r10pez10 I was just thinking this! Goooo! 😁
CompleatedPinkie: Interesting. Petal is only the fifth most expensive (at cheapest edition) Pauper-legal card...
e_bloc: I think Ben essentially has it
e_bloc: the understanding, I mean
AugmentingPath: The original is still on the bottom of the stack, I think
LRRbot: Rowan's Grim Search [2B] | Instant | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. / You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
Fallen_knight42: @CompleatedPinkie whats the top 4?
AugmentingPath: (unless I'm misremembering how storm works)
e_bloc: agreed Augmenting, trigger resolves and goes on top
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Sorator13: yep, original is still on the stack rn
r10pez10: i don't have the reps for storm so i respect it
CompleatedPinkie: @Fallen_knight42 Three P3K cards and Rhystic Study.
LRRbot: Songs of the Damned [B] | Instant | Add {B} for each creature card in your graveyard.
e_bloc: songs of the damned is a heck of a card
James_the_Dabbler: What on earth
e_bloc: I like how some cards that have been crap for years suddenly become good
r10pez10: it's good watching, this is wild
AugmentingPath: can confirm as a storm player (but not in this format) I'm having fun
LRRbot: Drannith Stinger [1R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cycle another card, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Cycling {1}
vinopinguino: we're back on the escalator
LRRbot: Page, Loose Leaf [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / Grandeur β€” Discard another card named Page, Loose Leaf: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant or sorcery card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
e_bloc: oh ok
LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold β€” Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
AugmentingPath: hmm, the graves haven't responded to my discord message in a few days... might be time to reaping the graves
e_bloc: lrrWOW
James_the_Dabbler: sergePun
notpsion: ill be back in half na hour when this turn resolves
Sorator13: @AugmentingPath pff
r10pez10: every time i see someone play storm i think i should try it but then when i try it i get intimidated
vinopinguino: we keep going...
BraveOthello: This sure is a storm turn
A_Dub888: How big is Ben’s hand, are we talking yaoi sized?
Fruan: This is a very cool deck that I would never want to play. Big respect to Ben doing this on camera.
Sorator13: @Fruan my thoughts exactly
e_bloc: a whiff would be amazing
GasCityGaming: Not giving advice cause i don't know but would it be better to play a second magistrate? Or is the math better this way?
LRRbot: Drannith Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you cycle another card, you gain 1 life. / Cycling {1}
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
AugmentingPath: well done!
TheAlmightyCheddar: With Petal you can also play second stinger and double the clock
HadesLeprechaun: Love me a nondeterministic storm deck, lol
Sorator13: nicely done, Ben!
r10pez10: sick stuff
e_bloc: natural tron vs storm, lol
LastCenturion: Let's go Ben!
TheAlmightyCheddar: Cycle storm with page is crazy
tehfewl: especially with a density style combo deck
devilcultivator: does Ban's deck not want black mage's rod too? it pings whenever he rituals AND can be bargained no
Micalovits: To niche I think
TheAlmightyCheddar: @devilcultivator You have very few slots for non mana or cyclers
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e_bloc: I never thought I'd have a reason to cast my foil foreign reaping the graves
Veshnikard: it doesn't cycle and isn't a creature in the yard
Mustang_Redcloak: Chtin Gravestalker
devilcultivator: i guess that's fair the other issue i guess is rod doesn't make a mage token so when the hero is dead it's not working without man investment
LRRbot: Urza's Tower | Land β€” Urza's Tower | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add {C}{C}{C} instead.
e_bloc: its like the living end plan b
LRRbot: Urza's Mine | Land β€” Urza's Mine | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
devilcultivator: but thanks for answering <3
LRRbot: Page, Loose Leaf [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / Grandeur β€” Discard another card named Page, Loose Leaf: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant or sorcery card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Urza's Power Plant | Land β€” Urza's Power-Plant | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
Fruan: It's an OK furnace
e_bloc: shoulda had nat tron on turn 2
Mustang_Redcloak: He can't keep getting away with this!
Nopre: cool natural tron
e_bloc: middle-aged white man tron, won't ask for directions
Sorator13: @Mustang_Redcloak to be fair, he demonstrably did not get away with it last game :D
FinestOtter: JTRLNMR
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
tehfewl: tron had many cards banned out on it
LRRbot: Unfathomable Truths [4U] | Instant | Devoid / Draw three cards and create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
e_bloc: they're not banning uncommons
Mustang_Redcloak: No on tell Adam why Arcum's Astrolabe is banned in Legacy LUL
notpsion: wait you're making a what now? :v
CatTreeDreamCar: Foil is legal
niccus: it's impossible to search for
e_bloc: yeah foil was common in UMA
vinopinguino: we call that true pauper
Sorator13: yeah, it's just rares and uncommons that are banned; foils are fine /j
adept_nekomancer: "Nope, they're too shiny. Not allowed." lrrLUL
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
coraldayton: *looks at his mostly foiled out Pauper decks and gulps*
devilcultivator: no master piece frames
Dog_of_Myth: Daze is banned
AugmentingPath: you can play Foil, but only a non-foil Foil
LRRbot: Relic of Progenitus [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard. / {1}, Exile this artifact: Exile all graveyards. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Drannith Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you cycle another card, you gain 1 life. / Cycling {1}
e_bloc: can we get a common reprint on thwart please
LRRbot: Horror of the Broken Lands [4B] | Creature β€” Horror [4/4] | Whenever you cycle or discard another card, this creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
LRRbot: Imposing Vantasaur [5W] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [3/6] | Vigilance / Cycling {1}
Dog_of_Myth: Also Ben, High Tide is banned
AugmentingPath: Ooh, that's good synergy. Running Horror of the Broken Lands and the broken lands from Mirrodin
Sorator13: is that what the kids are calling it nowdays?
lochnessseammonster: blue is the nerd colour
Sorator13: yeah, blue is the nerd color. Black is the cool color.
thingo314: LUL
lochnessseammonster: and red
LRRbot: Ancient Stirrings [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a colorless card from among them and put it into your hand. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Sorator13: Red is the angry color
e_bloc: kaladesh has a good prism
lochnessseammonster: and the hot colour
LRRbot: Maelstrom Colossus [8] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [7/7] | Cascade
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature β€” Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
e_bloc: !card bark harvester
LRRbot: Barkform Harvester [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Reach / {2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
e_bloc: lol
Sorator13: oof
tehfewl: get bogged
LRRbot: Imposing Vantasaur [5W] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [3/6] | Vigilance / Cycling {1}
AugmentingPath: street sharks aren't magic cards *yet*
RatherLargeToad: very β€œjawsome”
devilcultivator: surprised there not a better choice than harvester but i guess i needs to be repeatable and you are limited to commons
BraveOthello: Get him Beej!
Sorator13: lrrWOW
GasCityGaming: Beej is a level 5 super judge
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL lrrLUL
LRRbot: Rowan's Grim Search [2B] | Instant | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. / You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
lochnessseammonster: seabatOAK
Strebenherz: "Am I the animal?" Adam you're *the* animal. Top animal even
AugmentingPath: The really cool thing about that prophetic prism art is that there's a rainbow artist signature just above the set symbol
LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold β€” Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
FlynnSmirk: oh hell no, bargaining sucks
FinestOtter: I think that's just an invitation for us to collectively bargain with Nintendo
e_bloc: first ook ook, then banana
Dr_fragenstien: we know capitalism sucks, but currency has been an incredibly useful technology
devilcultivator: no, no they meant it in the MTG sense. they meant you sacrificed your treasure to be able to get the joycon
AugmentingPath: (It's also just good art, but I think that detail is neat)
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LRRbot: Rowan's Grim Search [2B] | Instant | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. / You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
r10pez10: coming home from school to watch nick toons. call that cable ritual
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
Mustang_Redcloak: All this with relic on the stack. Wild
termi385: that was the reason to not taketwo street wraiths
lochnessseammonster: lrrFINE
e_bloc: not for nothing, torch the tower wouldn't kill Ben, but lightning bolt would
LRRbot: Kaervek's Torch [XR] | Sorcery | As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast. / Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Also, is there an argument for grabbing page there to dig for songs?
MegaDosX: Such is life when you play something this complicated >_>
e_bloc: compicated deck hard
TheAlmightyCheddar: Cycle storm is real difficult
TheAlmightyCheddar: Thats why I just blink mulldrifter
TheAlmightyCheddar: We used to call that "interrupt"
LoadingReadyRun: Put some Subwy Surfers next to it
Drum0_0: I think Ben got the cards revealed from grandeur into the grave instead of the bottom of the library. Didn't change much, but worth paying attention next time.
e_bloc: wait until star trek brings you light speed and its faster than split second
TheAlmightyCheddar: You could only play mana sources with a Mana source on the stack
Bugberry: Split Second was kind of meant to harken back to Interrupts.
GirlPainting: so they had basicly flash
Pharmacistjudge: in beta, only interrupts can stop interrupts
GirlPainting: or evan split second
Sorator13: rephrasing for clarity: once someone played an interrupt, the only responses to it had to be interrupts and mana sources
theGuardianOtter: cycle your fluids!
Sorator13: you could play an interrupt any time that you could play an instant
AugmentingPath: interrupts are like split second, but less so
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cheer69
TheAlmightyCheddar: Is this the epic storm?
e_bloc: marphS
Sorator13: LUL
GirlPainting: adam looks like he is a super villain, waiting for the hero to arrive ^^
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Horror of the Broken Lands [4B] | Creature β€” Horror [4/4] | Whenever you cycle or discard another card, this creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
AugmentingPath: We tried to get rid of it but it was too expensive to target it
Mr_Misteri: Omg this is it
LRRbot: Urza's Mine | Land β€” Urza's Mine | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
e_bloc: nat tron then map for 2nd tower
LRRbot: Imposing Vantasaur [5W] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [3/6] | Vigilance / Cycling {1}
Mr_Misteri: I've missed so much already
LRRbot: Monstrous Carabid [3BR] | Creature β€” Insect [4/4] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / Cycling {B/R}
devilcultivator: as someone who like really weird decks and cards i'm just happy this deck is finally letting "reap the graves" shine
AugmentingPath: no, the eternal struggle is a different deckmaster game
Mr_Misteri: Cycle storm vs Tron.. makes sense, who's all playing tonight?
Sorator13: @Mr_Misteri Nelly, Ben, Adam, and James
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, Nelson, James, and Adam
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GirlPainting: jsmes? i thought he retired champion like 14 years ago
Micalovits: You can re-retire as champion
Mr_Misteri: Huh, can y'all remind me who's the spikiest of them?
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold β€” Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
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Mr_Misteri: I'm surprised wheeler isn't part of this, this format is so dang healthy
LRRbot: Rowan's Grim Search [2B] | Instant | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. / You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
Juliamon: Mr_Misteri he's out of town
Sorator13: as long as you aren't playing in a setting where graveyard order matters, I expect it's fine
Mr_Misteri: Ya know what I got Nelly and Ben I'm happy
Mr_Misteri: @Juliamon Thank you!
Puppygirl_Kristi: Can some pauper expert explain to me why breath weapon is like $5 but fiery cannonade is like 50 cents?
Mr_Misteri: @Puppygirl_Kristi One card, crap what's the lil goblin that gets +1 and haste if you have an artifact
scarysoft: there are pirates in pauper.
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
StickInMud: functionally the same card, except against certain decks, which run a low cost goblin pirate that you'd want a sweeper for
Mr_Misteri: Mono red is one of the reasons you run those sweepers and they run 1 pirate
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
Puppygirl_Kristi: @Mr_Misteri Ahh ok
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorator13: :O
WiJohn: ruined
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
scarysoft: reckless lackey I think.
tehfewl: 11 now
LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
Mr_Misteri: @scarysoft Sounds right thx gamer
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Mr_Misteri: Nelson with the counterplay, Ben with the counter counter play. Love it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pretty sure it's no land this turn.
TheAlmightyCheddar: You had 3 in play to start, its t4, should have a land play
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
Mr_Misteri: I don't think I've seen these two decks. What list is Nelson on?
AugmentingPath: Should bojuka bog still be in play?
TheAlmightyCheddar: @Mr_Misteri Big creature tron
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
LRRbot: Rooftop Percher [5] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [3/3] | Changeling / Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.
Mr_Misteri: Tron has many flavors here. Ya don't see the bog as much
Mr_Misteri: @HadesLeprechaun Y'all are great
HadesLeprechaun: whelp, not tonights decks, lol
Mr_Misteri: Yea I just looked and was like "uhhhh"
Krotash: ben coulda gone for it with the double pages on top of the bog but it was a bit of a gamble
Krotash: wait nvm I can't read page
Sogheim: uh oh I just got here and they've both got muffins
LRRbot: Hidden Grotto | Land | When this land enters, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
BraveOthello: Yeah maybe
shendaras: Maybe...
PhorrestGaze: No comment
e_bloc: 50/50, you do or you don't
Puppygirl_Kristi: Is there a command to see deck lists?
AugmentingPath: You did last week!
l0rdrollin: there's definitely at least one total in the deck
nikmn: Adam's laying down the lay
Sorator13: @Puppygirl_Kristi There is, but it's not updated for tonight's lists
nikmn: law*
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature β€” Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
BraveOthello: @nikmn And chat is defying him
Sorator13: Nelson had a forest in his deck last week
AugmentingPath: Nelly had 6 forests last week (we don't have this weeks decklists)
Sorator13: (because the !decks command still has last week's decklists)
e_bloc: I mean serge isn't here, so there's probably more basic lands in decks than usual
Sorator13: @e_bloc pff
hd_dabnado: proton
LRRbot: Drannith Stinger [1R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cycle another card, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Cycling {1}
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Nelly is having some great luck for it being his first time playing
e_bloc: it doesn't deserve have the half it gets--it really deserves like triple
Mustang_Redcloak: Ben's right. Tron doesn't deserve half the hate it gets. It deserves twice the hate it gets
Mustang_Redcloak: Damn. e_bloc beat me to it
e_bloc: the collective brainrot is real
Mr_Misteri: NGL I've lost against cycle storm a bunch and I've loved it pretty every time. There's a level of defeat that comes with the feeling. But also awe
Juliamon: !deck
LRRbot: (24 July 2026: Pauper) Tonight's decks, in no particular order: https://moxfield.com/decks/kTxlnBh6dU2_coSQxBMGuQ https://moxfield.com/decks/qeQsOV-RUEmREReCy7a9kA https://moxfield.com/decks/k8_6bt0drEKBQfR_3Ru2Qw and Cycle Storm (link pending)
MegaDosX: !card zenith flare
LRRbot: Zenith Flare [2RW] | Instant | Zenith Flare deals X damage to any target and you gain X life, where X is the number of cards with a cycling ability in your graveyard.
TheWriterAleph: ah good ol zenith flare. nothing beats that
e_bloc: I still want to build a commander deck where I can cast that a bunch of times
MrBunnyMan: Do many people play Artisan? (commons and uncommons).
nikmn: @MrBunnyMan I play Artisan Commander
nikmn: it's great
e_bloc: how long until we get a format where all the collector numbers have to be prime
LRRbot: Ancient Stirrings [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a colorless card from among them and put it into your hand. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
e_bloc: swampwalk baby
Sorator13: !card street wraith
LRRbot: Street Wraith [3BB] | Creature β€” Wraith [3/4] | Swampwalk / Cyclingβ€”Pay 2 life.
Mr_Misteri: That was hot y'all
Sorator13: that was very fun to watch
MegaDosX: Ships in the night
Mr_Misteri: Which I despise Tron but still hot. Nelson is just that charming
Mr_Misteri: Wooooo!
vinopinguino: in a knife fight
MegaDosX: Beej has High Tide combo probably
BraveOthello: Hey Beej what's your deck list?
sporkraptor: I got here just in time for commercial! :P
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e_bloc: I got Beej pegged for pauper death and taxes
LoadingReadyRun: 56 W and Wrath
e_bloc: close enough
BraveOthello: I like that deck list
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Bengineering: Okay cycle storm fun, very hard to play in paper vs mtgo
e_bloc: great showing though
Bengineering: Trying to find my deck for paper
Sorator13: and on camera, no less!
e_bloc: props for giving it a go
Sorator13: I think you made a good showing of it
Bengineering: Maybe I'll just become and honest ponxa player >.>
Bengineering: Ponza*
e_bloc: seabatYIKES
Strebenherz: gdi that got me
lochnessseammonster: lrrSPOOP
lochnessseammonster: adam i had scissors in my hands!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
raulghoulia: Adams been suffering from bit infringement all week
Sorator13: I'm enjoying this idea that individual people are entire cultures
e_bloc: we need yet another pro-d meeting
sporkraptor: don't you talk to me or my son ever again
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e_bloc: baptize this man
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Diabore: hating tron is more socially acceptable
e_bloc: you get to hate one deck
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap seabatOAK
Strebenherz: six now
Micalovits: Right, so the winner takes 5 pushups?
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Mechsican: sick
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
e_bloc: and you have to eat a whole head of iceburg lettuce
Sorator13: you are allowed to take your shoes off before doing the pushups
couchboyj: The PaupLRR Championship
e_bloc: from below
Sorator13: LUL
LRRbot: Urza's Mine | Land β€” Urza's Mine | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dog_of_Myth: Mom, the gas leak is back11
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
e_bloc: yeah you can have one nemesis deck
devilcultivator: and that deck is elfball
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Loser does five pushups. winner gets Adam to do their pushups
e_bloc: I found illusions-donate unbearable to play against
kumatsu: I still hate Lantern Control cuz most players who pick it don't know how to play it well and quickly
Jet_Almighty: I disliked Jace, the Mind Scultptor decks in his hey day.
Micalovits: Top miracles in legacy, mostly cause half the players didn't know what they where doing so they where so f'ing slow
Micalovits: And I played goblin which had a like 80+% winrate against it
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
e_bloc: this seems like it might not be a great matchup for tron
Mr_Misteri: NGL my hate for Tron just comes from my feeling of powerlessness. It's completely in my head and I won't hate the player because of the deck. Again I'm fully okay going "skill issue" is a valid response to my loathing lol
hidingbox: @Micalovits ah yes,the good old days. That being said, I would just cast a mentor then make a thousand monks.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
vinopinguino: oof
korvys: A nice walk, ruined
devilcultivator: james never liked entering the dungeon
Sorator13: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Wilderness Rec decks were my bane
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
vinopinguino: i want to see adam try to hit a golf ball
r10pez10: get his ass
sporkraptor: he hates everything
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
lochnessseammonster: we just watched a man get murdered PrideLaugh
ArkhamArchivist: I got to play against U/B faeries in my Very First FNM
Puppygirl_Kristi: @Dog_of_Myth Ohh, yeah that was awful to play against
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
hidingbox: I do wonder if people have the decks of combo winter for those who played in that era
LRRbot: Hidden Grotto | Land | When this land enters, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Rooftop Percher [5] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [3/3] | Changeling / Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.
korvys: 1998? I think?
Pharmacistjudge: that's eldrazi winter
e_bloc: necro winter?
tehfewl: i was "lucky" enough to skip the faeries era, but slammed face first into Caw Blade(except i was the dirty Caw Blade player)
Bugberry: Wasn't Combo Winter the era of Necropotence?
Micalovits: Combo winter is tolarian academy standard
Pharmacistjudge: combo winter was Urza's block
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
ladyjessica: eldrazi winter was the modern one
Mr_Misteri: I love magic history
e_bloc: yeah urza's block was a funny enchantment based block where all the broken cards were lands and artifacts
ladyjessica: combo winter was urza’s
Mr_Misteri: What was the combo?
LRRbot: Unfathomable Truths [4U] | Instant | Devoid / Draw three cards and create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
vinopinguino: its friday, i get to stay up late
ladyjessica: just got back from a fringe play
r10pez10: !clip
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Micalovits: We are old, we watch tv and yell at the screen all night!
r10pez10: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:07 PM
ladyjessica: going to bed soon.
e_bloc: tolarian academy and artifacts
devilcultivator: are we in combo summer yet, combo fall seems like it lasted forever
korvys: @Mr_Misteri Tolarian Academy + everything else
hd_dabnado: adam
Pharmacistjudge: Mr. Savidan. I'm younger than you.
Micalovits: "yes"
Mr_Misteri: @korvys Fairrrrr
TheAlmightyCheddar: Combo winter happened before I was born
sporkraptor: it's the flavor of the bog
Bugberry: !card bojuka brigand
LRRbot: Bojuka Brigand [1B] | Creature β€” Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
r10pez10: it's the name of a dance craze
sporkraptor: "bojuka flavor"
Sorator13: is it *a* bog in/near Bojuka, or is it *the* Bojuka Bog
Mr_Misteri: @TheAlmightyCheddar Same
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
r10pez10: adam, friend to the table, fiend to the chat
tehfewl: in and around
sporkraptor: you might then ask "what does bojuka taste like" and the answer is "you absolutely do not want to know"
ladyjessica: if marvel has taught us anything if it doesn’t say the it’s a different thing.
vinopinguino: it is a bog full of bojuka
Sorator13: @ladyjessica excellent point
ContingentCat: Or is bajuka an adjective
Bugberry: Is lake Superior a superior lake or THE superior lake.
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
AugmentingPath: there's a monster at the end of this deck
tehfewl: Hey Nelson, Nice Worm
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
BraveOthello: @tehfewl Dude you can't just talk about someone's worm in public like that
nikmn: Innistrad Remastered
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nelson should take one from James casting Rod #2
Bugberry: We had uncommon chandra
Pharmacistjudge: heck no
devilcultivator: i saw it alot it was common for me
tehfewl: @BraveOthello If hes gonna just Hang it out, i'm gonna mention it
BrowneePointz: Bojuka is a massive Mangrove Marsh on Zendikar
Mustang_Redcloak: Make Oko a common, so he can be banned in yet another format
devilcultivator: could grist the hunger minus tide be a common walker? he's only ONE bug
e_bloc: they're all good tybalts, bront
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
LRRbot: Unfathomable Truths [4U] | Instant | Devoid / Draw three cards and create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
BraveOthello: @devilcultivator Fun fact, she is only one bug
Micalovits: Tron player with 6 lands, and not having 12 mana? I though 6 lands was 14 mana
LRRbot: Pinnacle Kill-Ship [7] | Artifact β€” Spacecraft [7/7] | When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 10 damage to up to one target creature. / Station / 7+ | Flying
devilcultivator: i feel like a common planeswalker just has 2 loyalty abilities but when you use either one you have to sac it after resolving
BrowneePointz: Hell yes
TheWriterAleph: pew pew
BrowneePointz: oh yea Adam missed EoE huh
e_bloc: I can't wait to nuke bilbo with a spaceship
BrowneePointz: Famously after "Thou Shalt not"
e_bloc: @BrowneePointz not in my bible
r10pez10: it ruled
BrowneePointz: Adam would've loved EoE
BrowneePointz: it *ruled*
Cptasparagus: thou shalt not pinnacle
r10pez10: it's pretty hard to get
Micalovits: He could have missed MH4 or something
couchboyj: EoE was a certified banger
BrowneePointz: Tezzeret was IN EoE
Mustang_Redcloak: It could be some Marvel BS
v_nome: Could be a Warham
BraveOthello: Texzerwt was in EOE
e_bloc: there's a spaceship in marvel
BrowneePointz: man's got punted into space and we don't know how
GasCityGaming: An Un set
devilcultivator: in adam's defense their were alien robots in aether drift
Diabore: eoe was almost exactly a year ago, about a week short
Micalovits: Or Star Trek soon
couchboyj: Tezzeret was in EoE, he's got the spirit
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
BrowneePointz: The Alien Robots in Aetherdrift were FROm EoE @devilcultivator
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft β€” Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
BraveOthello: @couchboyj And a banger of a card at that
e_bloc: lightning in space, what a concept
TheWriterAleph: bogos bolted?
BrowneePointz: to not be there
nikmn: Did Nelson get pinged for two the second time?
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BrowneePointz: My feet need to be on solid ground or somewhere my ass cannot see that i'm not on solid ground
nikmn: He was at 17 at the start of the turn, right?
Micalovits: Did we miss a set of pings on nelson, or did I miss some lifegain or something?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Strebenherz: oh so you want to be Neelix
e_bloc: alright guys 50000 miles above earth, let's draft some hobbit
BraveOthello: @Strebenherz Ewwwwww
r10pez10: !clip
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LRRbot: Maelstrom Colossus [8] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [7/7] | Cascade
MegaDosX: Holy shit lrrLUL
hidingbox: James has no player character class diversity
yukiMakingArt: valid crashout
vinopinguino: if it aint broke...
Sorator13: James is living his dream, and I respect that
nikmn: pretty sure Nelson should be at 10
lochnessseammonster: that's kinda beautiful PrideUwu
r10pez10: good work baiting adam, james
couchboyj: I already gotta learn how to live in a space station, I don't want learn a whole ass new job too
LRRbot: Rooftop Percher [5] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [3/3] | Changeling / Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.
Micalovits: They can't ban us all!
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
ContingentCat: @couchboyj It doesn't have to be an ass job
BrowneePointz: I hope we get to return to the Edge sooner rather than later
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
MegaDosX: Fill the battlefield with beef
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature β€” Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
BrowneePointz: Part of why Folks dislike Tron. Once it's online they just slam heater after heater
BrowneePointz: and the threats Tron gets to play outclass every other deck, it's wild
TheAlmightyCheddar: Pestilence with a Lotta black mana
LoneGoat: not a single card but there's Krark-Clan Shaman + deathtouch
couchboyj: The way they put Blasphemous Act in Commander precons, it might be common some day :p
MegaDosX: Skimming the sweepers that Scryfall says are legal for Pauper, they seem almost all "kill all the little guys"
nikmn: some artifact decks will give krark-clan shaman deathtouch to wipe the board of non-flying creatures
AugmentingPath: Evincar's Justice destroys *most* of James's creatures (probably too slow for the format at this point)
thebrainnopinky: kraark clan shaman is a board wipe with a card that gives deathtouch
hidingbox: probably burn spells I assume. Lot less good when they can't kill anything
Mustang_Redcloak: !decks
LRRbot: (24 July 2026: Pauper) Tonight's decks, in no particular order: https://moxfield.com/decks/kTxlnBh6dU2_coSQxBMGuQ https://moxfield.com/decks/qeQsOV-RUEmREReCy7a9kA https://moxfield.com/decks/k8_6bt0drEKBQfR_3Ru2Qw and Cycle Storm (link pending)
MegaDosX: Basic land
Puppygirl_Kristi: I love Evincar's Justice
Micalovits: Rod also gets bounced for 1/1's
BraveOthello: Why is Adam staring at us. Chat, what did we do?
Micalovits: That list is very very long BraveOthello
MegaDosX: Gavin just walks in from offscreen
korvys: What a call to get
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Bruceski: Adam wants to be Neelix
niccus: food replicator prompt engineer (but not bad)
hidingbox: downside is cleaning up afterwards
e_bloc: just a mop and a blacklight
LoneGoat: mopping up and disinfecting after people use the holodeck
NotCainNorAbel: Childcare: floating vomit seems to be both better and worse
BrowneePointz: No one wants to be fucking neelix
KWardJenx: Just don't want to be the CLEANING the Holo-deck
r10pez10: james was using the holodeck to be a stramer
GirlPainting: Oh no....you will have to exchange the Holodeck fluid filters
sporkraptor: @LoneGoat thiiis
BrowneePointz: they want to be the person throwing him out of an airlock
BraveOthello: @BrowneePointz Not even ... Tuvix?!
e_bloc: I wouldn't fuck neelix with tuvok's
Cptasparagus: it becomes food
Geldaran: Everything is recycled.
hd_dabnado: i think its put back into elements
BrowneePointz: everything is recycled ye
Sogheim: where does the poop go?
Micalovits: A machine
Simonark: This has been the Savidan Guide To An Interstellar Blackmail Career.
Tiber727: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? We're 12 lightyears away. Don't make me turn this spaceship around!
e_bloc: there's one bathroom
hd_dabnado: they put it back in the replicator
Strebenherz: Nah Nelly/James want to be Neelix, remember Neelix eventually did podcasting :P
ladyjessica: discovery states that
shendaras: I mean, the replicators need mass
couchboyj: Neelix is the Jar Jar of Star Trek, so he's soace station Adam's internal voice
ladyjessica: the replicated food is made of poop
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty reclaim ad space
varmintx0: Thanks, Beej
tehfewl: 500 poop cigarettes
sporkraptor: yep
r10pez10: i have bad news about water, adam
Sorator13: adam, I have bad news about water
Micalovits: I mean, meat is food said meat have already eaten once
vinopinguino: trash is food
e_bloc: so when you beam somewhere they just take the poop out at the same time
BrowneePointz: but it's more s ci fi. it literally changes the matter
shendaras: On the plus side, the transporters can beam the poop out of you?
Riiiiiiis: just like in real life..
niccus: that's also how normal food works, how do you think plants grow
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFox1 vicksyFox3
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash
hd_dabnado: getting hit by a blue barrel
twistedsylvan: I mean, that is also the case with all food now, just on a way longer timeline
Sogheim: hexagonal crates?
Geldaran: I want to make the explodium consoles.
BraveOthello: Crushing someone's spine?
GirlPainting: ok, beej will et hit with a falling empty blue barrel and gets a spine surgery
Tiber727: Obviously you'd use the forklift from Alien.
Sogheim: oh no, it's a blue barrel! the deadliest of barrels!
Geldaran: They blow up every episode, job security.
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Mai_Andra: Beej canonically excited for The Machine
NotCainNorAbel: I'll be captain, after two or three decades will anyone know if I'm a few degrees off
LRRbot: Urza's Power Plant | Land β€” Urza's Power-Plant | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
Mustang_Redcloak: You can do riskier things up a game
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
KWardJenx: I love that take. Removes all the pressure
BraveOthello: @Mai_Andra Bring me ... The Machine
lochnessseammonster: seabatBRAIN
Tiber727: @NotCainNorAbel You *we're* headed the right direction. Not your fault the destination moved.
rosesmcgee: There are a lot of parallels between MTG and fighting games and Adam found all the wrong ones
vinopinguino: lembas is so good -frodo
tehfewl: up a game is playing with house money
Bruceski: @rosesmcgee I tried playing a grappler, I'm now banned from my LGS
rosesmcgee: @Bruceski That's not fair. That was the right parallel.
StickInMud: if zoning is blue control, what is playing grappler
GirlPainting: a single bite of lembas can sustain a man for 3 days!.....how many did you eat?...4!
Bugberry: @StickInMud Green
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature β€” Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
StickInMud: @Bugberry no that's blanka
Bugberry: @StickInMud well Zangief's card was Jund, so probably that.
BraveOthello: It's magic elf bread
Bruceski: It tastes so bad you lose your appetite
rosesmcgee: It's got the caloric density of uranium
r10pez10: banana bread at work, dude
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
Cptasparagus: its made of elf poop
LRRbot: Ancient Stirrings [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a colorless card from among them and put it into your hand. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Bugberry: Elf stuff is just built different.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
vinopinguino: adam
pn55: HypeLUL
e_bloc: I swear we've had this conversation before
BrowneePointz: Famously the Hobbits eat like an entire loaf of it a piece and are still hungry Adam
hd_dabnado: is this a canadian joke?
Strebenherz: The off screen kill is wonderful
korvys: yeah
BrowneePointz: but yes it's SUPPOSED to fill you for days
BraveOthello: We did
Micalovits: Sure did
rosesmcgee: oh yeah
Sapphic_Shenanigans: We absolutely did
sporkraptor: the shriek backstage
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
pn55: We did :D
Dog_of_Myth: Yes we did
korvys: we did, it was great
Strebenherz: Yes we heard the snipe
Aegis_Imperio: unless you're a hobbit
hidingbox: highlight reel
Kaerose: tysm adam
Sogheim: elves live so long, I'm sure one of them did a deep dive into baking and came out the other side changed
GirlPainting: yes, we had first lembas....but what is with second lembas?
e_bloc: whimsey
Bruceski: Middle-Earth has a lot of "made so skillfully it acts like magic" Elven rope and cloaks are similar, a lot of Dwarf-crafted tools/weapons. No magic-magic, just skill and knowledge.
r10pez10: labubuing
jwholla: those sleeves are great
r10pez10: good improv, adam
sporkraptor: labbing?
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature β€” Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature β€” Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
Diabore: sounds like an accomplishment
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft β€” Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Micalovits: Manaless dredge I guess, but thats a weird one
BraveOthello: Back to the ~~pit~~ bog
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Cptasparagus: bread bread
BrowneePointz: if you're a human, one bite
BrowneePointz: if you're a Hobbit. Like 2 loaves
jwholla: i would love to find out
BraveOthello: Lembas is just hardtack isn't it
chisidragon: Bread trigger?
BrowneePointz: It's like if hardtack was good
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
goombalax: I love eating no deal
lochnessseammonster: that sounds awful
GasCityGaming: like a plain cake timbit?
sporkraptor: yes
Micalovits: But... My cake?
BraveOthello: No deal I love bread too much
sporkraptor: absolutely i would take that deal, yes
Pharmacistjudge: have you seen the cost of food lately?
korvys: Yeah, probably?
Gadora: Do you still have to poop?
Sogheim: I think I'd decline.
r10pez10: do you mean lettuce
Sorator13: I would probably say yes to that deal and regret it about a month in
Bruceski: I've been trying to stop drinking soda and it's rough so sign me up
jwholla: sounds like a great deal
BrowneePointz: if I can't enjoy one of the small joys of life, why would I want to live
ContingentCat: No that sounds so sad
goombalax: wait do you eat the same one again
sporkraptor: as someone who has to navigate a bunch of really annoying food issues, if I could just plug myself into a wall and recharge instead of eat I'd take that deal
Tiber727: We're far past food scarcity. There's very little upside to this deal.
GasCityGaming: @Bruceski I got a sodastream and it's not as good as just water but it's helped so much, i just use those water flavour things with it.
Bruceski: @GasCityGaming I've been trying to turn to cold-brew tea, works pretty well
Cptasparagus: @GasCityGaming I drink sodastream sugar free every day its great
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target creature. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Puppygirl_Kristi: Cutting soda was easy, its all the junk food I struggle with
nikmn: Time to call Gavin?
korvys: Unlike chat
BrowneePointz: 2:37:00 "I Sharted"
ArtDecoSunburn: Meh.
goombalax: Tronsters
vinopinguino: LOL
r10pez10: lmao
ContingentCat: Lol
Mindfire13: If you made it this far, comment "Tron Monsters"
Kaerose: amazing
MegaDosX: Outstanding bit
vinopinguino: straight to the source
jwholla: this is so good
niccus: wow the mtg help line is back
BraveOthello: I love that he can just call up the deck creator for help
korvys: Say hi from Chat
r10pez10: the judges chat IRC still exists
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Gavin
v_nome: Hi Gavin!
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Sorator13: hi Gavin!
GirlPainting: hELLO O7
l0rdrollin: hi gavin
ArtDecoSunburn: Hello, Voice.
hidingbox: Hi Gavin!
sporkraptor: hi Gavin!
Natedogg2: JUDGE! This is clearly outside assistance.
Kaerose: @r10pez10 sometimes i still get nostalgic for IRC, dang that's cool
rosesmcgee: "And when there was one set of footprints, that is where I carried you" - Gavin, after this phone call
Natedogg2: I still frequent the IRC judge chat
jchinnock: this is a callin show now?!
r10pez10: bye gavin
Micalovits: Damn, I wouldn't believe in chat
ghizmou: at least somebody believes in us
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Simonark: In other news, James got Gavin kicked out of that movie theatre
BraveOthello: Hahahahaha
vinopinguino: bye everyone! lol
ArtDecoSunburn: @niccus It's like the Butterball Turkey hotline at Thanksgiving? "At what temperature to absolutely cook my opponent?"
pn55: HypeLUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
hidingbox: Gottem!
Jet_Almighty: Beej wants to go, clearly
GavinVerhey: Anyway I hope that was helpful
Jet_Almighty: Beejlander rules apply now?
MegaDosX: We're about to find out Gavin
Natedogg2: Hi Gavin!
vinopinguino: thanks gavin, you got him DQ'd
Sorator13: @GavinVerhey that was incredible tbh
MegaDosX: Nelson, blocking, smh
GavinVerhey: I know there's a lot on the line here
Cptasparagus: @GavinVerhey winner gets to watch Beej do pushups
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
GavinVerhey: It's fair if both players call me
Natedogg2: As a chat judge, I will allow it. Just this once.
hidingbox: He's here! Hi Gavin, again!
MrSarkhan: lrrLUL
MegaDosX: That's a loud silence
ArtDecoSunburn: @GavinVerhey Would you have them bid against each other for which one you give more accurate advice?
vinopinguino: no, a gavin that doesnt know magic
vinopinguino: would be better
Diabore: F
MegaDosX: Gavinless behaviour
WiJohn: @MegaDosX beat me to it :)
GavinVerhey: Oh JAMES my other tip which may be obvious is to Cleansing Wildfire your opponents tron lands. Draw a lot of wildfires. I hope this helps ty
Jet_Almighty: Famous MTG player, Taylor Swift
mister_nibbles: what if you opponent called Posty? KEKW
ArtDecoSunburn: @Jet_Almighty I assume she plays Jund.
Gadora: And then you call the time and date number, on speaker.
Tiber727: Chaos option: Call GabeN and have him bribe the judges.
MegaDosX: I mean, it's still a land removal spell
MegaDosX: Your bridge is indestructible
GavinVerhey: Cleansing Wildfire is popular cause rampant growth that cantrips is sweet
Simonark: Love Boat’s Gavin MacLeod had some useful deck building advice but he didn’t really mention sideboarding. And he died years ago.
LRRbot: Urza's Mine | Land β€” Urza's Mine | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Urza's Tower | Land β€” Urza's Tower | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add {C}{C}{C} instead.
Jet_Almighty: Lol, imagine a Magic Event (like game knights) and they introduce "Big Magic Player James Turner" and the pokemon James Turner appears.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark Well, the captain did tie up at least three couples' relationships at the end of each episode. So works well for best of three.
GavinVerhey: See, like this would be a great time for a cleansing Wildfire
r10pez10: we played uno with scoring last night!
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
circusofkirkus: Hello Mr Uno
MegaDosX: "Who is this and how did you get this number"?
Natedogg2: If you had to destroy it to get the land, it would have t say "If the land is destroyed this way" or somethign similar.
Sorator13: UNO is Mattel (originally Merle Robbins)
Simonark: @artdecosunburn You aren’t wrong, this may be an Isaac the Bartender problem.
l0rdrollin: i'm thinking about cutting the green 8s and replacing them with some yellow 2s, what do you think
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark (Points finger guns)
Micalovits: Playing around crop rotation is probably right
LRRbot: Rooftop Percher [5] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [3/3] | Changeling / Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 We need more people named Merle around these days. That's a card game creator name.
Diabore: i could see it in like ixalan
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature β€” Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
mr_mad_march: Love me a good old expedition map
v_nome: I feel like goblins could have barrels of blasting jelly
Bugberry: Blasting Jelly is basically C4.
Aarek: I could see it in the DnD set
Micalovits: I think in a magic set it would just have been called "Blasting jelly"
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jwholla: oh no its the card gavin said was trouble
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature β€” Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
e_bloc: god I wish
e_bloc: bury me in custard
DigitalSeahorse: That would be Custard's Last Stand!
GasCityGaming: kiddie pool of custard time
ArtDecoSunburn: I'd appreciate a Boston set. Could have Mike's Pastry as a land.
BraveOthello: Is there a way James comes back from the worm?
LRRbot: Pinnacle Kill-Ship [7] | Artifact β€” Spacecraft [7/7] | When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 10 damage to up to one target creature. / Station / 7+ | Flying
MegaDosX: Now I'm not sure there is
GavinVerhey: It's kind of a tough matchup and Nelson's draw is not helping
Mustang_Redcloak: Don't joke about barrels of jelly and Boston. We're still sore about the Great Molasses Flood :(
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft β€” Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
MegaDosX: I guess playing big creatures can still win games
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
GavinVerhey: Also apropos of nothing whamjangle is an excellent name
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX As the button says, A big creature is it's own reward
MegaDosX: I seem to recall Graham checking and LRR invented the word
BrowneePointz: I'm honestly surprised none of the LRR crew who have worked on Creative Text have offered it for a removal spell
MegaDosX: It turns out
mr_mad_march: Meet me at the Whamjangle though?
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Micalovits: Whamjangle sounds like some artifact removal
BrowneePointz: cuz Whamjangle just sounds like a Red/Black removal spell with like a goblin causing mayhem on it
Puppygirl_Kristi: @mr_mad_march I'd meet some people at the whamjangle
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mustang_Redcloak I remember encountering a disarmingly cheerful children's book about that disaster once. I was like, "Come on. Nobody's making light of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire. Have some respect."
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, it's has big Goblin energy
mr_mad_march: @Micalovits it really does though XD
BrowneePointz: "I'm gonna Whamjangle your Bowmasters"
Natedogg2: Whamjangle is clearly a fight/dance spell.
Bruceski: I learned today that Gavin tried and failed to get "Experience Bij" into the Star Trek set and that's a shame.
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature β€” Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
ArtDecoSunburn: @GavinVerhey It to me sounds like the noise of slamming keys on a table.
Micalovits: He failed cause Graham already named something else that /s
BraveOthello: @Bruceski A damn shame
mr_mad_march: Whamjangle outside how bout dat?
e_bloc: check, storm count 6
fcloud: @Bruceski not the NCC-4775 Biij Lander?
Micalovits: Its all luck, white wins
BrowneePointz: from what I've heard on social media Chess is all Luck and Adult Toys
niccus: when are they releasing the chess tcg
goombalax: but where do the beads come in
Mustang_Redcloak: Good games
Micalovits: Just like modern, whoever is on the play wins - chess whoever gets white wins
Sorator13: thanks Gavin!
NotCainNorAbel: PrideCheer500
r10pez10: thanks gavin
r10pez10: thanks beej
Sorator13: newest stuff is shirts, I think
e_bloc: the world is a little on fire for scarves
DigitalSeahorse: jamieCare
r10pez10: it's winter here
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
DigitalSeahorse: nursehSlate
e_bloc: last button I got was my deck was a 7 but now it's a [2]
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Micalovits: Well, sad to hear that Adam got fired
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyWheeze
Sorator13: !paullove
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DigitalSeahorse: uhsBlue uhsPRIDE uhsLove Paul
MegaDosX: Paul swearing would be a bit of a jumpscare
Mindfire13: There is a different vibe when Paul isn't here. Not better, not worse. Just different.
Micalovits: Hell yea!
Sorator13: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
loufghyslaufey: Wait, wait. So something WON'T happen this saturday?(tomorrow?)
SquareDotCube: convince James to hold GMM in PoE2
loufghyslaufey: Oof. (BrandNewDay notes?)
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rosesmcgee: Wheeler officially LRRsona non grata
Sorator13: jesus, Nelly
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loufghyslaufey: Wait, Why is THAT a good thing? James? Chat?
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Micalovits: Damn, 150 months
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Sorator13: \o
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Xavorin: Wait, but I'm already home. Where else is there to go?
Strebenherz: Hi Beej
Manae: Ceci n'est pas une secret podcast
loufghyslaufey: Huh. I almost misheard.... "Clacton"?