Crossing the Streams || PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS Community Night!

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 TehAmelie: eleventy-one achieved!
   LoadingReadyRun: The Lobby is open and ready for anyone who wants to join nice and early.
   LoadingReadyRun: Info is pinned to chat.
  BraveNewFaves: Welcome Raiders
  Foxmar320: 
 lamina5432: evenin
 lamina5432: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: isekai Timbits
 BrowneePointz: woah is that Graham on Kathleen's Account!
 goombalax: are these timbits from another world or ones that send you if eat them
Seagulyus: could be both
 lamina5432: timbits the favor of another world in your mouth
 Nigouki: it's the monthly butts night?
 TheMerricat: two-headed pubg, unlike two-headed Magic, might be unwieldy.
 BrowneePointz: @goombalax they're covered in Isekaicing
 goombalax: @BrowneePointz 
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
 Diabore: graham took 42 because i was doing a warm up match  (to be clear this is not me telling you to move)
 Diabore: im so excited, was waiting for this
orrie104: I'm so bummed, I have to do a work thing smack in the middle of this stream
orrie104: Hoping it doesn't take long
 Diabore: youre sick *cough cough*
 Manae: !next
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orrie104: LOL, wish I could...
 lamina5432: I have played 12.3 hours of pubg only for these nights
 Manae:  
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 TheAinMAP: 
 Manae:   
 TheAinMAP:   
 Nigouki: pew pew
 lamina5432:  
  Foxmar320:   
 TehAmelie: i'm a little sad i'm aways way too tired to play in this
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Reyyan1395: @lamina5432 I've put in 500 hours since the first stream back to this...
 TehAmelie: it's only 2 am but, it was a long weekend
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 sheqesi: @orrie104  BlackJackBeary will be missed!  Good luck on getting out of work fast!
notpsion: heyo
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 chaos5896: who's ready to be road kill?
 lamina5432: me
 chaos5896: <- this guy!
 orrie104: *splat*
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 Booster6: Hell yeah, i passed my french exam, time to click on some heads and/or have my head get clicked on
kusinohki: meows
 TehAmelie: congrats
 damn_i_am_pretty: if one kills Matt Wiggins, the rules say you have to do 50 squats. I don't make the rules, sorry.
 Mr_Bitterness: Best of luck to all the PUBGers from chat, we shall watch your progress with great interest
  Foxmar320: Hmmmm let me check the rules on that
 TehAmelie: or as they say in France, bon labour
 orrie104: What if Matt Wiggins kills you?  (and steals your bear suit?)
Xan_The_Quiet: i played a few warmup rounds of team deathmatch and didn't completely embarrass myself, so i'm as ready as i'll ever be
 sheqesi: Bear squats?
  Foxmar320: Yep It says it right there, 50 squats
notpsion: i extremely embarassed myself so let's hope it's an omen from the theater
notpsion: (in my warmups)
Forgotten_Sanity: I am here to die for content
  Sarah_Serinde: Hello chat
 Diabore: @orrie104 then youve had the pleasure of being shot and killed by matt wiggins
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 250 Bits for the first to go
 orrie104: "Pleasure"... sure...
 orrie104: 
 TheAinMAP:   
 Terminal423:   
Forgotten_Sanity: @Diabore yeah, on stream. That was something....
 Strebenherz: 
 darkcyril: @orrie104 It was a pleasure for him.
Metalupis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 151 months!
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 TehAmelie: hi James
 Diabore: hi mr shooty mans!
 GasCityGaming: howdy!
  Sarah_Serinde: hi James
Izandai: How old is that intro?
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 lamina5432: fine night
 goombalax: we're heeeeere
 VonShnigglewitz: PUMA
 Terminal423: Hi James!
 CaptainSpam: Time to pubble those grubbles!
 arkham1981: Hellooooooo
  Foxmar320: It's a James!
 damn_i_am_pretty: I don't recognize your authority, Turner
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @orrie104 Ignominy?
 Strebenherz: Butts i thought my game was updated, it has not.  Ah well time to watch the clownery while it does
ButButTheJesus: 100 hi folks, this some kinda Blue Hole blue circle murder herder?
 Metalupis: cheers
 sheqesi: Wooo!
 e_bloc: wow three welcomes in this economy
 Diabore: @Izandai iirc its back from the solo stream era
 Getter404: We have a Serge!
 xantos69: 50 Bits.  I stand ready to get tagged in the first 10 seconds.
ButButTheJesus: i'm scared of me
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  Sarah_Serinde: you heard him chat, time to spook James
notpsion: will do
  Pharmacistjudge: but Amsterdam
 Diabore: like 3 weeks ago, but people got stuffs to do
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Push boottan?
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  Sarah_Serinde: lotta people have been across an ocean lately
 lamina5432: james abandoned us for 3 weeks
 A_Dub888: Understood: Chat, James wants to see your bits
 chaos5896:  
 Diabore: but we're back!
 lamina5432: then serge was gone for another week
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 Yolysses: Yay shootymans!
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 TheMerricat: How dare LRRsFolk have lives outside LRR!
 pleonasticTautology: hello!
 Diabore: so september 7th?
 pleonasticTautology: i just saw the bsky post
 protojman: might hop in later but maybe not cuz sick
 Terminal423: Yes it is
 orrie104: Yes, it's Labor Day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So next week?
 OldUncleDan: Not in Canada.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is it week after
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 chaos5896: Hey James, did you do the all bikes thing?
 pleonasticTautology: @orrie104 ythat dayborday will be laborda
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig its not august yet
 CaptainSpam: Fire up that 300 baud modem now!
 e_bloc: wait did you say rift-raft
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore The next Monday is August 3
 TehAmelie: if some rando can guess that password, i guess they deserve to be in
 VonShnigglewitz: @e_bloc hahaha yes
  Foxmar320: Friends?!
 pleonasticTautology: you have friends?
 orrie104: BlackJackBeary will be on later, hopefully...
 e_bloc: big taking it for granite energy
 damn_i_am_pretty: first to kill James gets a cookie!
Patorik: Quit bragging, james
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: pcheck
 Diabore: @damn_i_am_pretty i even have my own cookies, pog
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams it's the return of the PUBG: BATTLEGROUND Community Game Night! | Doesn't matter if you have 10,000 hours, are brand new, or fall somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to hang out and play some games  https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116994675012003257
 Strebenherz: 
 SnackPak_: thanks for the update
 RatherLargeToad: The P-Organ?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: mic 1
 Getter404: *gasp* the toilet mic!
 BrowneePointz: real time mic 5 moment
 Strebenherz:    
 margieargie: Oh, that'd be a mic 5 moment
 Diabore: @DideRobot im an inbetween
 orrie104: Mic 5!
 GasCityGaming: PUBG error, gimmie 2 minutes to restart the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP for sure
 chaos5896: dont pee on ur headset
 Dog_of_Myth: gottem
 A_Dub888: 
 Diabore: funko?
 TehAmelie: if Leslie Nielsen could get away with it. . .
 SnackPak_: woooow
 xantos69: @TehAmelie He could do anything
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: at least i wont be shot by funko
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
realbadatthis_: PWiggins the Pee was silent
 Booster6: I like funko
 gsyhiap: 
MWGNZ:  
 lamina5432: I miss funko
 Getter404: The Australian Internet was too strong
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Strebenherz: steam is downloading the update at 10 megs per sec I'm just here
 cmdrud87: Oh... that is a throwback and a half
 gsyhiap: Boo this man! Where is Funko?
 GasCityGaming: game booting, be right there!
ShaneLeeAtk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
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 62MGcobra: Loading right now
  wiggins: @lamina5432 I miss funko too, he just won't stand still while I'm aiming
notpsion: right? good people need to stand still for me, personally
 A_Dub888: @wiggins skill diff
 Diabore: @wiggins well good news, funko wont miss you, even if youre moving
 TehAmelie: fresh meat for the grinder, am i right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wiggins Yeah he does seem to get you a lot
 lamina5432: @wiggins so thats why you were peeing for so long
 Strebenherz: don't hide in the grass, the textures vanish from far away 
 xantos69: If you are salty about skill level then what is FORC doing here?
 gsyhiap: If you've only played for zero hours, just aim at Wiggins...
notpsion: forc gets a free pass tonight from me, i'm sure that'll be redeemed with a mk47 in two minutes
 SnackPak_: gottem
 goombalax: @gsyhiap you'll have to find him, he'll be across the map from where the safe zone is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we betting channel points on Wiggins forgetting he's crouching at some point again?
 62MGcobra: got in
  wiggins: oh shit, I should stand up
 GasCityGaming: In!
  Foxmar320: Marathon? Whats that
 BrowneePointz: Marathon has some VERY tight gunplay
 BrowneePointz: PUBG is way more loosey goosey
 margieargie: Playerunknown's Marathon
 Diabore: that will not help here
 A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 I think that's the one with John Halo
  Foxmar320: ohhhhhh John Halo!
 omnilord: 100% ready to get bodied again by trying to exit a moving car 😁
7gorobei: PLUNKMAR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Or maybe Roger X-Com?
 ErynTzun rolls in with popcorn
porterthehoarder: played one warmup yesterday where I got sniped after seeing no one the whole time, so I guess you could say I’m ready for this
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @omnilord Hopefully it will be able to be clipped
 ErynTzun: oh hai, good luck to ppl joining.
 BrowneePointz: is that the one that's like Marathon but Bad?
ButButTheJesus: no no let me tell you about Hunt: Showdown
 Diabore: glgl
 TehAmelie: the trick is finding the right correlation. playing a bunch of Quake 3 made me great at using the rocket launchers in Planetside (oh no i'm old)
 margieargie: Have you heard about the award-winning extraction shooter Escape fro-
Patorik: Good luck everyone!
  RayFK: Damn, just missed it
 Diabore: ooh its dusk
porterthehoarder: glhf yall!
 chaos5896: glhf, gang
 xantos69: Good luck everyone!
 A_Dub888:   
 Diabore: wait joes not here yet, pochinki here i come
 paronomasiac042: good fun , have luck!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RayFK Well, James wanted to ask how Marathon translates for skill practice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 BrowneePointz: Look at all the textures
 BrowneePointz: sorry
 BrowneePointz: Look at all the texture
  Foxmar320: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is in the diving helmet?
 Vinewood_OG: Who's Ray Tracing?
 Metalupis: i will say, it looks much better than it did when it first came out
  Foxmar320: Must be nice Serge
Arclight_Dynamo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months, currently on a 104 month streak!
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 gualdhar: human eye can't see 60fps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Must be nice Serge
 damn_i_am_pretty: 12 and half frames, best I can do
 CaptainSpam: Gotta have that optimal cinematic framerate.
Frankenfruity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 126 months, currently on a 126 month streak!
 Frankenfruity: Let's get that 
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DigitalSeahorse:  
 ani_laurel: James also placed bounties on people
 gsyhiap: You get cookies by sucking up to James.
 damn_i_am_pretty: Everyone who kills James gets a Cookie
Natural_Ones_Only: kill james to get one
 TehAmelie: i knew a guy called Ray who needed help making up a name for this graphic design business. can you imagine it took hours of brainstorming to come up with "Raytracing"
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess: probably about as likely as the dilly bar/ice creams were
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Either none or 53
 GasCityGaming: dead 30 seconds in 
 BusTed: hell yeah
ButButTheJesus: ♪ its muffin tiiiime
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone tell Ashley she has specific people to make baked goods for
 Diabore: ruuuude, i had no gun
 damn_i_am_pretty: https://wiggins.miraheze.org/wiki/File:Marathon_14.png
 farley_f: similar - good shot to whomever got me
  Foxmar320: "I need a backback" - Every Marathon player
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah the Alex got surprised noise
 alexsteacy: Merricat you made me scream so loud
Natural_Ones_Only: Any of the Marathon folks try Vault Breaker?
 QuixoticScrivener: Sounds like Goofy is a compliment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 "I need a good backpack" me IRL
 Kramburger: Serge has unionised his games
 margieargie: I thought one of the Three Stooges was on stream for a second 
 pleonasticTautology: maybe boot it up 15 minutes earlier, @wiggins
 alexsteacy: Im going to haunt @TheMerricat now
 exeJayce: oh man I've been waiting for PUBG night all week! Hi LRR, hi chat!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: shocking. this is my shocked face Matt
 James_the_Dabbler: Goofy-ass wait no that’s not what I meant AAAAA
 ErynTzun: Alex Stooges surprise voice definitely, Goofy is what came after.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @exeJayce ! 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 exeJayce: =D
 gsyhiap: The shocking thing is Wiggins *realising* that's he's in danger.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Can you do a squircle?
ButButTheJesus: the square hole!
 TehAmelie: a boxing ring, if you will
wedge_x: squircle
 Kramburger: A wrestling ring?
Natural_Ones_Only: Oh hey a backpack
 Diabore: some people are in *trouble* with the zone
 DaxStrife: Circle gets the square!!!
 margieargie: You can square the circle?  I thought that was impossible!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap No because sometimes he thinks he's in danger and he's in DANGER
 Diabore: matt good news, you are NOT the furthest from the zone
 OldUncleDan: Hasn't Serge heard of "The Squared Circle?"
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is the square always parallel to the bottom of the map, or does it rotate?
 ErynTzun: @gsyhiap Change name to Ralph
 Diabore: i would
 OldUncleDan: Also, "All these squares make a circle."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge this is the LRR custom room, there's lots of people who would do that
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/QuaintCarefulMuleMcaT-sbHnpZG66jEYZq0R
 gsyhiap: @ErynTzun You mean to Wiggums?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How many sniper mains are there in the LRR custom room?
 PharaohBender27: I dread to think of how many glass cuts James has now
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig i can snipe an er from time to time
Natural_Ones_Only: Do drones count
  Foxmar320: That one has a Horn even. It doesn't work but you can try
 TehAmelie: imagine if you could make the circle a tetrahedron, for maximum pointyness
Natural_Ones_Only: @Foxmar320 Bungie said they fixed it, they lied
 ErynTzun: @gsyhiap yes Combining Wiggum/Wiggins
  Foxmar320: @Natural_Ones_Only Bungo has been doing that a lot recently
 damn_i_am_pretty: as an American I've been conditioned to think of Pedestrians as the lowest form of life
 farley_f: on the road again
 Diabore: yeah they spawn empty
 farley_f: just cant wait to get on the road again
 PharaohBender27: "Why aren't the cars pre-gassed?" - Graham
 TehAmelie: if it were me, i'd fuel it with energy drink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Exactly, there's a lot of people for the number who show up to the custom rooms relatively so Serge saying "oh it must be this person" is silly
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: There have been a lot of BANANAS shots on these PUBG streams
 Diabore: matt youre crashing
 farley_f: i watched on the obervation when that was happening, though i dont know most peoples gamer names
  Foxmar320: Ive got a headshot kill once with the crossbow and I retired champion from PUBG
 PharaohBender27: @Foxmar320 Nice!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Valid
 TehAmelie: i'm sure winnebagos have been used for many a murder
 Diabore: any bingo randomizer game is cool
 farley_f: so i meant to ask how do we thank the bus driver before we jump 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie For me if not the murder at least the transport
  Foxmar320: It helped my target was crouched down and not mvoing lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh is there a bingo?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Was it Matt?
 Metalupis: gdq elden ring is always a sight to see
  Foxmar320: @Thefluffiestguineapig No lol
 damn_i_am_pretty: Dylan is just following their instincts, Serge
 SnackPak_: what a tough car
Notamys3000: my car did not protect me, gg james
 Diabore: matt noooo
  Foxmar320: James was really mad at that car
 CaptainSpam: Serge saying "someone shot me in the head!" as if it were a minor indignity.
 Strebenherz: 
 Diabore: couple people are still FAR from zone
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt was trying to find biostripping, it's rude to kill him
 chaos5896: gg, justhereforkills
  Foxmar320: Graham is concentrating on not dying
 shea_wolfe: Matt was trying his patented "I'm just here to shoot robots" and it didn't fly  this time
Natural_Ones_Only: be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting Graham
 PharaohBender27: @margieargie 
 Diabore: did you get hit by your own bike?
 RatherLargeToad: everything’s exploding
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: james look at the map
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Diabore: f5
 farley_f: im watching the person that took me out and rooting them on
 Diabore: no problem
 lamina5432: just died on the same hill a few seconds before you james
  Foxmar320: ohhh
 Diabore: oh this is fun
WowoT: this could be incredibly hillarious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This might be REALLY funny, people who can get the clips to work properly
 A_Dub888: @WowoT you're incredibly hilarious
  Foxmar320: omg
  Foxmar320: Get em
DigitalSeahorse: 
MilkInBags: serge is down, justice is restored
  Foxmar320: LOOL
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, LRR on LRR violence
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
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 JKBalch: Wonderful chain
 Diabore: so its only dylan left?
 TheMerricat: So sorry about that ambush Alex. But you took my scope. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this Dylan or what is Dylan's IGN?
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig dylan is "justhereforkills"
 Strebenherz: My download timer is jumping around wildly but I think I can make it for next round
Patorik: Bleh, I'm dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Best of luck friend o7
 farley_f: come on number 24 - take the win
MilkInBags: @Patorik the average experience
 Diabore: zeb killed me when i had no gun
  Foxmar320: So much for that bike roll
Patorik: @MilkInBags Indeed. At least I got three kills this time! It's all bonus from here
MilkInBags: poor serge is also jetlagged, it's unfair!
 TehAmelie: like some sort of double sandwich action?
Shurtal: snipper riffle
  Foxmar320: Amazing its almost like if I tried shooting
 SnackPak_:   Joe Kim
notpsion: found the guy with the awm
notpsion: with my face
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: i think you live at like 3 at tier 3
porterthehoarder: i may have died without firing a shot but at least I also didn’t see another person the whole time
 farley_f: i landed in a building with another person - who proceeded to take me out
 TheMerricat: @porterthehoarder plenty of people saw me... but the other way around...? 
 BrowneePointz: my condolences Joe
Patorik: I spent a few days practicing, to get used to any changes
 PharaohBender27: KAR 98 sure seems powerful for a rifle that hasn't been produced for multiple decades
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Ah, the Wiggins experience where they saw you and you saw no one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a good flush out method
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: Flawless
MilkInBags: ok but james, would you do better?
 gsyhiap: Just testing that tree for solidity.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they about to leave the zone?
 farley_f: there is one person in the top that has zero kills
 TehAmelie: we did see some trees with no colliders earlier today
 Diabore: they have revive!
MilkInBags: I'd be miffed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
 Dog_of_Myth: amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a good clip
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUN
Patorik: That basically never works for me!
 lamina5432: good moment to watch
 SnackPak_: lets go Reyyan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they trying to get everyone with the cart?
MilkInBags: unfortunate series of events
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just mono cart?
Natural_Ones_Only: Back Again
Shurtal: it's a red and black, almost shield looking thing
 farley_f: lets go Goombalax
 Terminal423: it looks like an AED pretty much
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Patorik: It kinda looks like a red roomba
 TheMerricat: It looks a bit like a plastic backpack.
Reyyan1395: Such a difficult spot there
 lamina5432: next time he visits he just brings home an entire tuper ware
 gsyhiap: Dylan just gets the whole batch
 GasCityGaming: Justice for goodie rings
 Dog_of_Myth: G that's a war crime
 Diabore: @Reyyan1395 did forc or goomba get you?
 Athelgar: they're a good dippin' cookie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Graham quiet for anyone else?
 PharaohBender27: 
Natural_Ones_Only: 30% sawdust is basically unnoticeable
Shurtal: "I did it all for Dad's Cookie"
 gsyhiap: @Thefluffiestguineapig A little
Reyyan1395: @Diabore Dylan, justhereforkills
  Foxmar320: Graham is a bit quiet
 62MGcobra: best run i ever had lol
 Booster6: Dad's oatmeal chocolate chip rules and i will hear no slander
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Natural_Ones_Only Depends on how finely ground it is
DigitalSeahorse:  
Natural_Ones_Only: True true
 Diabore: @Reyyan1395 ahhh, that makes sense
 Terminal423: That sounds amazing G
  Foxmar320: Ive never heard of Dad's cookies. Is it a Canadian brand?
Natural_Ones_Only: How about Lofthouse cookies, aka big frosting cookies
 GasCityGaming: I picked up a fresh one plus a tin at Rudi's in de Pijp and they're freaking amazing!
Natural_Ones_Only: Did you draft A Bag of Stroopwaffels?
 Natedogg2: Circle gets the square
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 Tiber727: I made an apricot-orange cheesecake. It was really good.
 Strebenherz: Given me time to updatw
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this 3 snipers?
 goombalax: WELP
 Booster6: @Foxmar320 Probably?
 farley_f: nooo
 lamina5432: gotta love an end zone with buildings
Natural_Ones_Only: A few Load in leaves though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So much smoke
 TehAmelie: A+ name, Yolysses
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they trying to do smoke smoke smoke then real grenade?
 GhostValv: 
  Foxmar320: 
 margieargie:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
letsbelgo: yea serge
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 ElllPolloDiablo: Dylan needs to purposefully miss once in awhile, so we can all believe he's mortal.
 gsyhiap: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge why
 BrowneePointz: James turned Pink
DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: @Booster6 Looks like it's based in St. Louis - https://dadscookies.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoqFnfpulC-YbDXLsSpyK3Cp8Fr44I8fzCj9PH1AHoVmvnW86bMg
 BrowneePointz: i've never seen James laugh that hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge made James laugh so hard he turned pink
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UgliestBoldCookieBleedPurple-XRBxGjx6XnOBf3L9
 ErynTzun: They sell Stroopwaffles at MicroCenter in the check out lane, which is different. I only ever get the Pocky and root beer Bawls.
 Diabore: usual 2
 Booster6: @PharaohBender27 Those are different dads cookies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What zone things?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
andvuaranaut: gg
Reyyan1395: ggs
 Terminal423: gg
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 farley_f: gg
 Strebenherz: update installed, game loading
porterthehoarder: ggs
 gsyhiap: Dylan killin' it once again 
 chaos5896: gg
Patorik: Let's all go to the lobby
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OpenTangibleGalagoLitty-xTXJqvOchA6y9Yej
Natural_Ones_Only: The Revenge of Jordan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Patorik Let's all go to the lobby, and buy ourselves some snacks
 Mazrae: I would play if it didn't stress me out so much
 ZombieHendrix: how do you search for a game?
  RayFK: @Natural_Ones_Only I am so bad at this game the only thing that will taste my revenge is the ground when I get got in 5 seconds
 Terminal423: Go to customs at top, search LRR, click join bottom left, enter password
RebekahWSD: Playing first person shooters makes me motion sick, so it's sad
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 CommiePuddin: Yay liquid diet
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Streb is loading
Patorik: @Mazrae I find it stresses you out less the more you play
 ZombieHendrix: got it, thank you!
 Strebenherz: about to load into main screen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Patorik Yeah but if they don't want to deal with that then that's totally valid
Natural_Ones_Only: Nice getting the 42
 Zanzabar_: loading in now
 Strebenherz: i should be able to get in here in a moment but if it takes too long don't wait up fer me
Patorik: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, for sure
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 ZombieHendrix: I've never PUBG'd
CypherRaze: Who all from LRR is playing right now?
 CommiePuddin: I'm cheering for @pharmacistjudge
 Strebenherz: main screen, where is the group join again?
 Diabore: @Strebenherz custom tab
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CommiePuddin I'm cheering for silly things to happen
 Diabore: glgl
 Strebenherz: @Diabore and where is the custom tab?
notpsion: top center-ish
 Strebenherz: found it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And also for everyone to have a good time
 PharaohBender27: OOOF
 BrowneePointz: so how about Ryan Gosling Ghost Rider James
 damn_i_am_pretty: i recognize some of those names. good luck Omni and Merricat
 BusTed: Like the end of Total Recall
 Diabore: aight, no more pochinki unless you wanna fight joe
 farley_f: if i could turn back time
 Strebenherz: I just see the lobby, did I join too late?
 damn_i_am_pretty: good job
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I assume he has to be Johnny Blaze unless they are somehow doing Wild West
 Diabore: @Strebenherz yeah gonna have to wait for next one
Voidhawk42: I agree, but he shouldn't say it
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 Strebenherz: dammit ah well
 lamina5432: I hear that laugh
 gsyhiap: Alienate? Nah, we already knew that Wiggins had no taste.
 e_bloc: spicy take than a cinnamon bun
 ErynTzun: How much of the audience even watches sports anyway
 hatboozeparty: I 100% agree and i'm brazilian.
 BrowneePointz: @Thefluffiestguineapig Could be Danny Ketch
 Strebenherz: cheering on whomever gets james for starting the lobby a moment too soon then 
 BrowneePointz: I enjoyed international folks discovering there's nice people here and we're not ALL a trash fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Either way white dudes who ride a motor bike. The only other option is I guess Cosmic ghost rider which would be a WILD OPTION and also a wild option for Frank Castle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I really want this to be a Wild West period piece but it won't be
 SquareDotCube: Hot Wiggins in your city
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, anyone watch season 2 of X-Men 97? I'm trying to figure out if it is worth the effort to sail the seas to watch
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
Reyyan1395: Dang it. got Merricat'd
Natural_Ones_Only: 50/50
 ErynTzun: It was nice to see international ppl enjoying themselves, but I lost interest in sports long ago. I also really dislike the gambling aspect of it, just ruining people.
kusinohki: I'm enjoying xmen 97 season 2
 TehAmelie: the expression "close enough for rock and roll" does indicate they built the city with vibes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought Serge said "Mutant or Dragonov" which my brain supplied that the Queen of Purgatory is both because that's where my brain is
 ErynTzun: @kusinohki I can't wait until that entirely airs so I can watch it all.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH heartbreaker
  Foxmar320: Amazing
 damn_i_am_pretty: how does one load bullet into car?
 ErynTzun: Load the car into a cannon and fire!
 darkcyril: @damn_i_am_pretty It's a throwing weapon actually.
  Foxmar320: @damn_i_am_pretty Carefully
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The car is technically the bullet if done correctly
 SymphonySolstice: good evening chat, I was watching my neighbor's house for the week and they told me they were watching me through cameras and that I didn't come over often enough and didn't water their flowers good enough, so I told them to get bent. how's everyone's evening?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As demonstrated last game I forget by who
 gsyhiap: Wouldn't your Kar98 need some wheels for you to drive it?
 PharaohBender27: @SymphonySolstice Ooof
DigitalSeahorse: birb
 brainbosh: when did they make houses pink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap I mean, I'm sure someone has done this
 pleonasticTautology: this stream is great to watch while i sort through my SOS cards from doing 6 prereleases lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice 0.o They can sit on a cactus and I'm sorry
kusinohki: little pink houses for you and me - mellencamp, circa 87?
 pleonasticTautology: "wasn't that months ago" yes i moved and that took 2 months because i moved house mostly by myself
 GhostValv: Steep grade is slightly above Acute grade and before Treacherous grade
 damn_i_am_pretty: could we grade on a curve?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostValv Treacherous grade=vertical?
 GhostValv: 💯
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @damn_i_am_pretty Skate ramp?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Over under on Matt being crouched right now?
  Foxmar320: lol
 margieargie: F
 SnackPak_: I'll miss Alex
DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: :kates7 
 SymphonySolstice: rip in pepperoni
 gsyhiap: Reached right through Alex's screen
  Foxmar320: Every game is a horror game
 Vinewood_OG: o7 Alex
 Mr_Bitterness:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who got Alex?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 goombalax: I got annihilated by Forc
letsbelgo: shoot him
letsbelgo: CR this.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh you got physicked?
 gsyhiap: Maybe he just fancied a walk on the beach.
 lamina5432: I dead
 SpleenLord: James passing on the pan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap All over the beach at once?
 gsyhiap: @Thefluffiestguineapig If Pharmacistjudge is anything, he's thorough.
MilkInBags: did they change the healing key? it used to be alt f4 in my time 
  Foxmar320: 
 RatherLargeToad: Get in the zone.  Autozone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap Good quality in medical practitioners
porterthehoarder: gg PLdraws
 gsyhiap: @Thefluffiestguineapig And judges.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad I know EXACTLY the tone and cadence of that
Patorik: @porterthehoarder You too. Good shot
  Foxmar320: Metal Gear?!
 ContingentCat: This not my beautiful red zone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Snake? Snake???? SNAAAAAAAKE!!!
 GasCityGaming: Game crashed for the second time tonight 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat This isn't where you parked your car?
Fr0Dough: does a white jacket make an easier target? im terrible at this game regardless but im curious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming Oooof
 kumatsu: my favorite PUBG story is all the times y'all ended up with Vertically Oriented Vehicles
 Natedogg2: Please don't ride the bushes. Thank you.
 ContingentCat: 
 SymphonySolstice: hhhweat
 Micalovits: We also like the Matt updates
 ZombieHendrix: I actually killed someone, but my motorcycle killed me
 A_Dub888: who eat?
DigitalSeahorse: "My bush! My bush!"
Reyyan1395: Matt is not making it to the circle
 TehAmelie: we've spent so long evolving the skills to say "is it a bush or a tiger?" but still
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ZombieHendrix Ah, the "I forgot to put brakes on"?
 ErynTzun: Just watching this I don't think my vision is good enough I don't know how anyone picks out a person from some other distant blob
  Foxmar320: Super wasted
  Foxmar320: Sloshed
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Matt crouched again?
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MATT
 NotCainNorAbel: MATT!
MWGNZ: 
letsbelgo: matt has such good gamer skills
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 Natedogg2: B for bandage.
 gsyhiap: Can't play PUBG without five pints beforehand! 
Reyyan1395: That was great to watch
  Foxmar320: See this is me I can never remember what button does what
 RatherLargeToad: you must…believe!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James silently shaking his head
 JKBalch: Seems like a PEBKC problem
eelaypuff: ~
 CaptainSpam: Much like Space Jump, Matt doesn't use bandages.
 Arclight_Dynamo: "I might have needed them later, so I was saving them."
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Patorik: I mapped healing items to a mouse button
DigitalSeahorse: 50 ft of bandages
eelaypuff: Left click?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you use any healing items?
Reyyan1395: Matt shot Merricat
 lamina5432: good duel between dylan and nilla
Reyyan1395: Matt, Merricat and I all dropped Stalber
 SquareDotCube: That's our Matt: Chooses to master scrum instead of getting better at videogames
 SymphonySolstice: F
aClonedPickle: ahahaha
  Foxmar320: LOL
 PharaohBender27: 
  Foxmar320: That was an amazing shot
 gsyhiap: Wow what a shot
 margieargie: Wow, yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did they one shot you?
 BusTed: larcenous intent
 A_Dub888: 
 kumatsu: 
 goombalax: there are a lot more jammer packs than there used to be
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was an amazing shot
 TheMerricat: Oh was Matt the one I ran from and stole the car from? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Apparently
 gsyhiap: trym down trymantha?
notpsion: of all the times for my car to get stuck
notpsion: but hey I accomplished the mission i've been trying since my very first pubg night
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion Which was what? Run someone over with a car?
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Natural_Ones_Only: Jordan made it to top 15, not dogshit i'd say
 Twilight_Spark: The aug loves you.
notpsion: @Thefluffiestguineapig steal james outfit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion Oh that is funny 
 Booster6: Dylan got me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are hunting Serge
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig shh.. 
 Natedogg2: No pressure, but don't be boring.
notpsion: the extremely clean (lucky) headshot was nice, too, I guess... :v
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right Serge can see chat
notpsion: hey serge I believe in you
 Lysander_salamander: hello everybody
Natural_Ones_Only: Cookie for serge
 ErynTzun: Who is a borking?
 goombalax: oooh dylan got Forc
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Twilight_Spark: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedCaringDogePrimeMe-7B_WvQvavVdKZ2Kt
iarethel0ser: Cookie!
 SymphonySolstice: lets gooo
letsbelgo: Blap
 Terminal423: ggs
  Foxmar320: Cookie!
 gsyhiap: Serge getting locked in for his cookie...
Natural_Ones_Only: I believe in serge's ability to get one
 Strebenherz: y'all going through this second game fast
 gsyhiap: And top 5 too!
 Alas_Babylon: @Natural_Ones_Only Good news
 chaos5896: who was on edge?
Natural_Ones_Only: Thats a moray
 BITs19_: good evening chat! I arrive late tonight. Who's in voice coms this evening?
 Twilight_Spark: A sit-top five-uation
 Alas_Babylon: James, Serge, Alex, Graham, Dylan, Jordan
 e_bloc: can't help but feel like they did it all for the cookie
 SymphonySolstice: RIP
notpsion: trymantha mvp
  Foxmar320: That was fun
 BITs19_: @Alas_Babylon thanks!
 TehAmelie: what's the exchange rate of cookies to chicken dinner?
 chaos5896: was that serge shooting at me?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiantOddWalletAliens-U61Yqa3Us7lIR410
 TheMerricat: I feel honored that the person who killed me killed Serge. Transitive properties means I killed Serge too, right? 
 Alas_Babylon: Exaaaactly
 gsyhiap: Terminal423
 Lysander_salamander: oh, I didn't know there was armor repair kits in this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie You get one for being top 5, one for most kills I forget if you get one for winning plus bounties
 TheMerricat: @Lysander_salamander I think they got added last year?
 TheMerricat: they take up the pistol slot, have three uses and are fun if you can manage to survive an encounter. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also genuinely would play a bingo for this game but they are so hard to make with enough cards for the number of people who might want to play for free
 farley_f: diabore took me out as i think i overjudged my guns range
 chaos5896: oh that was serge and trymantha, gg
 MacbethSeemsSus: *flops in from work*
 Alas_Babylon: Ah, the arrival of the best gamer
 Alas_Babylon: Box
 gsyhiap: Groza
 exeJayce: @Thefluffiestguineapig free spot: LRR on LRR violence
 TheMerricat: it drops more crate
notpsion: emergency support flare drops a crate
Reyyan1395: emergency support drops ammo
notpsion: like one of the green ones
 gsyhiap: Another loot crate
notpsion: some crate in your crate, etc
 chaos5896: lmao
 TehAmelie: "quiet, fives" etc.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @exeJayce But for real finding the bingo stuff is hard. There's someone in another channel who made a custom programmed website but I don't understand it
 SymphonySolstice: oooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is Trymantha in chat?
 SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
iarethel0ser: Round one: FIGHT
 Alas_Babylon: 
 BusTed: wp wp
Uniclonus: MORTAL KOMBAT!
 HorusFive: You love to see it
 Darleysam:     
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 xantos69: This is what gamers crave
 MacbethSeemsSus: Round 1, start!
 kumatsu: 
Notamys3000:   
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 chaos5896: 
  Foxmar320: ohhhhhh
 Strebenherz: DROP PANTS a+
 Twilight_Spark: Roman!
 gsyhiap:       
 neisan2112:    
 ErynTzun: lolol
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mortal Kombat!
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahahahaha
 BusTed: 
  Foxmar320: 
 TheMerricat: 
iarethel0ser:  
 goombalax: so epic
 chaos5896: GG
 Diabore: RESPECTFULLY!
 MAPBoardgames: 
 SymphonySolstice: GGs
 schordash:   
 gsyhiap: 
 GasCityGaming:   
Reyyan1395: GG Diabore!
  Foxmar320:    
 ContingentCat:  
 Lysander_salamander: gg
 xantos69: Never been so happy
Kelazi5: Fatality
 Terminal423: GG
 damn_i_am_pretty: wow, Diabore
 lamina5432: diabore max level punch
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Falcon PUNCH
 schordash:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mortal Kom......oh
 ContingentCat: The Florida Man
 xantos69: James, how many bits to get a no weapons punch only game?
Voidhawk42: When a man carrying a gun challenges you to a fist fight, you better believe he's gonna win that fight
 Twilight_Spark: The true LRR pewbguh finish.
 Vinewood_OG: Shout out to Big 3
 Lysander_salamander: Just takes a bunch of drugs, strips down, and throws hands
 gsyhiap: But Serge got the most important kill...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone else trying to get in?
 Diabore: thank god they didnt just shoot me
 Strebenherz: whoops coming back
7gorobei: naked aggression
 Micalovits: I don't dare play with cross atlantic ping
 Diabore: i def dropped my guns before going in too
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Oh we saw
 Diabore: that is my first win on a custom stream
Patorik: Mario 64, sounds like?
 Diabore: ive been second and third a lot
 chaos5896: congrats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Micalovits Why not? Worst that happens is it doesn't work out
 damn_i_am_pretty: always a best man never a groom
 Zanzabar_: hell yea havent done mirimar in ages
porterthehoarder: M I R A M A R
 Diabore: that was just mad max
 SquareDotCube: shotguns and crossbows
 SquareDotCube: oops all pistols
notpsion: the last time I asked james to do a custom map I died 40 seconds in. let's hope for 45 this time
 Diabore: JAMES
KeytarCat: I vote small nades only
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Oh I would love to see that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion Hey, aim for 50
 goombalax: 3rd P!
 xantos69: Hell yea 3rd person
notpsion: okay ill try for 50
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehe
 Diabore: la hacienda
 Twilight_Spark: It's a bront map, Good.
 SymphonySolstice: 
notpsion: next time add 50 bots named LRR_Matt to confuse the issue
 TheMerricat: Krafton has been pushing ttp as 'esports ready' for a while now
Patorik: Ziplines
 TheMerricat: and yes they are ziplines
 Diabore: they are ziplines iirc
 MAPBoardgames: Pic-a-do
 Alas_Babylon: "mio" is "mine"
 Alas_Babylon: "The Chicken is Mine"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat -.- greeeeeaaaaat
 Diabore: gondolas on vikendi, ziplines on miramar dylan
 Twilight_Spark: Canadian likes snowy mountain map check.
 chaos5896: "the chicken is me"
DigitalSeahorse:   
 HorusFive:    
 NotCainNorAbel: When was the last time we heard form Matt?
 HorusFive: Serge, Matt dies 12 years ago
 gsyhiap: He's still looking for a car to this day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does being 3rd person imply e-sports ready?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 iconicshadow89: matt hot wife wiggins
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt only had Meg and Maple to play Marathon with him
 SquareDotCube: Matt they were seeing the world
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 goombalax: OOF its over already
 Twilight_Spark: @damn_i_am_pretty and Maple is really too good, y'know? Matchmaking can't handle it.
DigitalSeahorse:  already?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: by Darude?
 HorusFive: What I"m hearing is- Serge made himself a pinata
 exeJayce: oh hearing Serge mention meds reminded me to take my own so ty Serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive And/or pincushion yeah
DigitalSeahorse: ABZ
 e_bloc: a always b be zed zipping
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Pharmacistjudge: alls fair
DigitalSeahorse: 
 gsyhiap: @e_bloc That sounds like a great idea until you get something caught in the zipper.
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Foxmar320: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 gsyhiap: o7 Wiggins
 SnackPak_: wooow
  Pharmacistjudge: I didn't die to the zone because I didn't pay attention to the map.  that's a victory
  Foxmar320: 
 orrie104: *brave Sir Robin ran away...*
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 e_bloc: a player does  not wander into the zone unless they want to be shot
 BrowneePointz: Matt has a hearing disability Joe
 BrowneePointz: and skill issues
 BrowneePointz: but that's another thing
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: But he is a scrum master
Xan_The_Quiet: everything could be about Matt, but the rest of you won't cooperate
 gsyhiap: 
 A_Dub888: @Xan_The_Quiet Wiggins or Griffiths?
  Foxmar320: Yep that was the big mistake
DigitalSeahorse: 
Xan_The_Quiet: @A_Dub888 6 of one...
 GasCityGaming: Lol omg G, I saw that.
 SymphonySolstice: my dad ordered a sub sandwich but the restaurant gave him the wrong order with two subs, so now I have a free sub yippee
 A_Dub888: Somehow Graham survived
 kumatsu: wow, when did they add a Fallout New Vegas level to PUBG
  Foxmar320: Sometimes just flunge off the cliff
 SnackPak_:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This definitely has a perfectly intact chaise
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Darude intensifies*
 gsyhiap:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cover your mouth, nose, ears and eyes
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Strebenherz: whomever shot the orange car idiot, that counted as a car death, HAH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Strebenherz: and no worries
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 SquareDotCube: free car though
 sheqesi: Whomp whomp 😄😄😄
 Strebenherz: wait did i get serged?
 gsyhiap: Serge 0, Tree 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The tree hurt them
 BrowneePointz: if a bear shits in the woods
 BrowneePointz: and no one hears it
 NotCainNorAbel: the last health point is the only health point that matters
 Lysander_salamander: that's why I don't play league
  Pharmacistjudge: do I have to get Medic to League-splain?
 SymphonySolstice: DethFist3000 punched someone to death, amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge Chances are high, unless he (are those the right pronouns?) wants to join in this nonsense
 chaos5896: gg, eelaypuff
 A_Dub888: *Talk about this being a snipe happy map* Meanwhile someone just got a kill by punching
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This run animation sure is something
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DigitalSeahorse: It's complex!
 Kramburger: Serge if alt+F4 isn't working then you might have malware. Try deleting a file called system32.bat
 Lysander_salamander: don't take advice  from chat
 chaos5896: well, i crashed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
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 SymphonySolstice: 
 TheMerricat: So I managed to loot up, drive all the way across the map. Drive into town, not see the person shooting at me, get out of the car, stand in front of them while they fill me with lead as I try to remember how to shoot. 
 PharaohBender27: @chaos5896 
 sheqesi: Thank you for getting him with a car!!!
 shea_wolfe: Time to drive into the sea
 underhill33: 
 ErynTzun: Don't fall for 30 year old keyboard shortcut trolls
DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: Alex "Wide Wheels" Steacy
 Lysander_salamander: is this map good for demolition derby matches?
 TheMerricat: @Lysander_salamander If only the cars were. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This map seems a little big for optimal silliness but that could just be me
 TheMerricat: I will admit when I was chanting for the map I thought it was the other desert map 
 PharaohBender27: James is LOCKED IN
 BITs19_: Watching James' face cam, he locked TF in
 SnackPak_: get that cookie James
 Diabore: dammit
 TheMerricat: Someone did a study of like all the games tracked in the past year and touching the blue in standard games drops your win ratio by half. 
 Diabore: got shot while repairing
 pleonasticTautology: hi chat, i finished sorting out bulk
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 pleonasticTautology: filled a full bcw 550 for magikids
 SnackPak_: @pleonasticTautology 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology 
 farley_f: dam it well played graham
 farley_f: i think i did manage to nick you
jibkat: Are we hunting Matt for sport today?
 Strebenherz: nice g!
 Diabore: @jibkat some people are
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jibkat I think he's already dead this round
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Reyyan1395: GG Graham
TristalMTG: PlayerUnknown's Battle Grounds Battlegrounds?
 e_bloc: sport might be a stretch
 pleonasticTautology: i definitely wanna play pubg with y'all in september
 Diabore: @Zanzabar_ i have no idea how i hit you when you were flying, i got so lucky
GrathXVI: @jibkat I believe the game is "prevent Matt from ever getting a car"
 farley_f: i think i had graham in my sites and just didnt know how to fire the shot
 TheMerricat: Oh hey Jibkat! 
jibkat: long time no see TheMerricat 
 farley_f: i saw a figure staring at the fence and just hesitated
 MacbethSeemsSus: The parka/beach short's combo is intimidating
 e_bloc: dress for the weather you want to have
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serpentine Serpentine!!
 lamina5432: going through 3 different building blocks and not finding a rifle oof
 Lysander_salamander: something oddly soothing about the plinks of bullets on car frames
 SymphonySolstice: if you crash two cars together can you both die?
 TheMerricat: Ooof to the one who just ran themselves over. Done that myself.
thmanwithnoname: Game of cars, no truck involved...
Patorik: Damnit! I fumbled my keys during a firefight and died with my map up :S
 Diabore: oh hey my crate
notpsion: agh
notpsion: leave me aloooone
notpsion: nice one prof
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedBlatantLasagnaCorgiDerp-GfdQnrY6vopIEu6L
notpsion: also omni, earlier, im sorry about how utterly dirty that was
 gsyhiap:  Serge
Fr0Dough: I feel serge is a secret vilian
notpsion: secret?
 Diabore: dylan inherited the kill by killing alex
 Strebenherz: Alex, you and G were fairly close as well
 pleonasticTautology: serge ragging on the guy who makes the schedule
 SnackPak_: yeah, thats not a secret
 pleonasticTautology: guess serge won't be on any streams anymore...
 gsyhiap: Are we sure it's not Snerge tonight?
Fr0Dough: @notpsion not a well kept one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge is very overtly the villain sometimes
Shurtal: i need to get better at leadingpeople, i had notpsion dead to rights, just hit enough shots on 'em
 Diabore: and james
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 SnackPak_: that was rude
 chaos5896: lol
 SymphonySolstice: rude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so rude
 underhill33: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 farley_f: does that mean Dylan now owns LRR
 Natedogg2: He's just here for the kills.
notpsion: yeah shurtai, you had the drop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @farley_f No, Paul's not here
 Diabore: yeah way to go james
notpsion: if it was first person id be dead guaranteed, but I caught a look in 3p
drrek0: its easy to push me in 3rd person because I'm not good at the game
 A_Dub888: not YET
 Kramburger: No, he's HALF owner of LRR. He still has to defeat Paul in single combat
 Lysander_salamander: oh hey supply drop
ghyllnox: Plus, do you really want to deal with Paul?
 Diabore: speaking of, im grabbing a cookie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger And Paul would get to choose the type of combat
 BITs19_: what are the rules for a cookie?
 TheMerricat: You heard it here chat, beat Matt, Graham, and Jordan on Marathon and you get both Maple and LRR! 
jibkat: now I want a cookie
 darkcyril: "I won the Millennium Falcon in a game of Balatro."
 ErynTzun: Absolutely. Gambling for anything but bonus cookies isn't a smart move.
 schordash: 
 pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat naw, maple is meg's dog, let's be real
 kumatsu: @TheMerricat I'm only installing that game if the WotC social logins are on the table
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology Similar to how Gus is Nicole's cat
 Kramburger: @Thefluffiestguineapig He's going to get stomped by paul in a game he's never heard of
 MacbethSeemsSus: James loading up his friend's computers with malware
 Diabore: @jibkat go bug matt, he'll have spare
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Or a Shanty singing contest
 pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig i mean maple literally sulks in the bedroom when meg's away for work
 Max_Fan: gg. Sorry to Matt, totally got him unawares in water treatment practically at the start of the game
 SymphonySolstice: F
 SnackPak_: spicy
notpsion: nilla has my vector so im rooting for them
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperFrailLaptopHeyGuys-2oVvm-sSeNEFDc4S
 Diabore: @notpsion i love vector, i always pick it up, holy hell it needs a nerf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion You're rooting for your gear?
jibkat: snaaaake
notpsion: well I can't root for myself to win
 xantos69: Well dang.  Only 4th.  At least I got to represent for 3rd person
notpsion: so I gotta root for something?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Snake? Snake??? SNAAAAAKE??
jibkat: I believe they call it corn holing
DigitalSeahorse:   
notpsion: awwwww
 MacbethSeemsSus: Corn meta or Korn meta?
 pleonasticTautology: jade?
 pleonasticTautology: 
 Twilight_Spark: The corn meta aka N America
DigitalSeahorse: good doggo
 Kramburger: My first chicken dinner was achieved by larping as a corpse and letting the others kill each other outside the zone
 TheAinMAP: 
 HorusFive: "I have the high ground"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion Root for goofy times and everyone to have a fun time
Patorik: GG Nilla
 pleonasticTautology: james was that jade barking
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that Jade James?
 Diabore: circles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Square dancing dosidoing?
 Lysander_salamander: ring around the rosy
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
jibkat: omg
ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 TheMerricat: the crate was empty
 chaos5896: 
 Diabore: this is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cinema
 A_Dub888: @Diabore you're great
 Diabore: NO SHOT
 xantos69: How did this beat me?
 Terminal423: LMAO
jibkat: omg
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: woooow
 Terminal423: HOW
 SymphonySolstice: 
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 chaos5896:   
DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: What about 2nd crate?
 ani_laurel: art
 gsyhiap: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wanted Dylan to absolutely get squished like that Lethal Company clip
DigitalSeahorse:    
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpineyFaithfulStarlingMikeHogu-EUlfpk3sn-bBC-cE
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 Strebenherz: dang
ghyllnox: \o/
notpsion: ban dylan from guns
 schordash:   
drrek0: I feel like we need the whole lobby vs him
 SymphonySolstice: boo-urns
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dyna needs a hard mode modifier
irtehmongoose: well I ran in circles pretty well
DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpinelessSillySharkThunBeast-qIDCR23AIyYlPTYv
 xantos69: So teams now right?
 goombalax: 8 kills with 1000 damage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lobby bounty on Dylan?
 chaos5896: @LoadingReadyRun trying to rejoin. keep crashing on launch
 Diabore: vikendi is fun, watch out for polar bears
 MacbethSeemsSus: Play in 2nd person you cowards
 Lysander_salamander: do they have skis and snowboards on the vikendi map?
Patorik: I kinda want to try Haven sometime, just because it's not in the normal rotation and everyone has big opinions about ot
 PharaohBender27: Time for temperature whiplash!
SnowBuddy18: @MacbethSeemsSus playing from the POV of the nearest player?
 Max_Fan: Yeah, I learned about polar bears the first time when they mauled me on Vikendi 
 Strebenherz: Alex, your name's greyed out atm
Uniclonus: Watching Third Person there made me miss War for Cybertron multiplayer. Good times
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you want to boost any items drop rate? Also bounty on Dylan?
drrek0: I really miss team games of PUBG
 MacbethSeemsSus: @SnowBuddy18 I never said it'd be fun
 chaos5896: im back!
 xantos69: @drrek0 I too miss the team games.
 Diabore: save it as vikendi james
 BITs19_: If I haven't played PUBG since 2018, is this a good way to get back into it?
 Diabore: because i think its saves as a map
 Lysander_salamander: crank up the car spawns to full
notpsion: I started pubg because of these games, so yes?
 Diabore: and then it all fucks up yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus No, it would be from something nearby. Like security cameras
 Diabore: i think you cant anymore
 Diabore: we checked iirc
Voidhawk42: Crank up the BIKE spawns
 Diabore: glgl
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Tyranidd is here
Patorik: Slappers only
 gsyhiap: Crank up the bicycle spawns.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bikes are hilarious
 Arclight_Dynamo: All ultralights, no gas.
 Zanzabar_: #teamsickflips
 SymphonySolstice: I second a slappers only map
 TheMerricat: @BITs19_ Plust they jsut rolled out a whole basic training campain this month that does a lot better than older stuff
 PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus Would 2nd person camera just be the camera focused on your face?
 Laurence72: LOL Bioshock NPC wondering how they gotthere
 Nigouki: crank up the train spawns! public transit for all! no need for individual vehicles!
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki IIRC we are talking about pedal bikes
notpsion: pubg on steam gets like 650k a day in asia primetime
drrek0: I miss when everyone sucked at the game
NonchalantAvenger: iss lRRLive really canceeled this month (rather than mearly postponed?)??
 Strebenherz: AOE2 SLAMS
 Strebenherz: Huskaaaarls
 Darleysam: I was watching Day9 in an AoE2 tournament recently
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The other option is no cars only weirdo vehicles
Shurtal: ONLY GLIDERS
 shea_wolfe: Happy 16th birthday Starcraft 2.
 Kramburger: Back when I were a lad, we only had one map and that were enough for us!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shurtal Also pedal bikes, boats etc
 margieargie: It's amazing to follow AoE2 channels here and on YouTube and it's both weird and amazing for a bunch of that being new things being added like 28 years in
 PharaohBender27: For me the issue with older Age of Empires games is that the controls are still arrow-key coded, and I've now been too trained in WASD muscle memory
 PharaohBender27: It's *their* bike now, Joe 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "our" bike comrade
 HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 you mean *our* bike, Comrade?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horusfive same brain cell
 HorusFive: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
ghyllnox: B O A T
jibkat: free body shots on Serge is what im hearing
Boon_33: Boat makes you immune to fall damage, big break for James.
 farley_f: why does the energy drink look like VB Cans - am i right fellow mad maxers
DigitalSeahorse: that's the scent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nail what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nail polish?
DigitalSeahorse: it smells like nail polish
 NotCainNorAbel: it is an easy smell to replicate
 Vinewood_OG: Obviously not a huffer
DigitalSeahorse: for Polish nails
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, definitely the scent that is healthy and not a problem
 Laurence72: Or is it nail Polish, advocating for using hammers of natives of Poland?
 Lysander_salamander: does the bicycle have the bell?
 HorusFive: Funny- that's what I say every time I ride my bike downtown
 farley_f: quick joe do a flip
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander Thing is, if it did, it would be tactically unwise to ring it
 SymphonySolstice: good job matt
 margieargie: Congrats!
jibkat: are you, still alive Matt?
 shea_wolfe: Matt made them bleed their own blood
 Lysander_salamander: I mean, the cars have horns, so it's nice to have an option
 HorusFive:  
 Terminal423: damn G, good kill
Patorik: Dang, Serge got me
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Suuuuure Matt
 PharaohBender27:   
 NotCainNorAbel: it was sort of a spicy wow
 orrie104: Yeah, not sarcastic at all, Wiggins...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Matt
DigitalSeahorse: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt needs a voice changer
 CaptainSpam: This is a Kids in the Hall sketch now, isn't it?
GrathXVI: Wait, LRR has HR?
 Vinewood_OG: I'm not that sarcastic, I'm a really bad liar.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Does LRR have one?
 Micalovits: Huh, didn't know Matt was british
 farley_f: is LRR HR just Beej
DigitalSeahorse: so your compliments are conditional
 farley_f: or Ian since he has a lot of workplace experience
 PharaohBender27: @GrathXVI Bad news, it's  
 Laurence72: Human Resources is how Bartleby refers to the human members of LRR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Alex in the ultra-lite again?
 SymphonySolstice: alex died already
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then someone else is in the ultralite
 Lysander_salamander: who's whimpering?
  Pharmacistjudge: i died in the circle this time
  Pharmacistjudge: victory
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 farley_f: i dont miss twice campers
Boon_33: James is hatless, I repeat, hatless.
 farley_f: quick James raid the Feed Dump bin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 I thought he had a helmet
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's got a hole in it
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't want to go to your camp then
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Oh, yeah then he needs to go to the feed dump bin
 farley_f: thats from Futurama - from when Zoiodberg sent Hermes to a labour camp
 farley_f: so like EARLY futurama
jibkat: 🐻
NonchalantAvenger: james weren't yousupposed to go see the Odyssey today??
 NotCainNorAbel: friendly? polar bears
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Serge
 Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there were polar bear hazards on the map
 Thadrin46: Volibears?
 orrie104: Polar bear?  BlackJackBeary would be right at home
 orrie104: and he'll be in the next game
 Dog_of_Myth: very
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are hyper carnivores
 Strebenherz: bah died to someone i didn't see. moving away from the barrier
 orrie104: <it's me, I'm BlackJackBeary>
 MacbethSeemsSus: Serpentine babou!
 Dog_of_Myth: Polar Bears are one of the few animals that see humans as prey Serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serpentine Serpentine!
 BrowneePointz: YKnow beyond the whole persevering in the face of adversity symbolism, I think part of why Jimothy is so endearing, is his condition gives him the proportions of a pudgy monkey
 PharaohBender27: RayFK be all 
DigitalSeahorse: a car or a kar
 Strebenherz: Good luck Wiggins!
notpsion: well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth They see functionally everything as prey, when they hang around outside somewhere they are just waiting you out. I learned it is considered courtesy to leave all buildings and cars unlocked in polar bear country for that reason
notpsion: enjoy the loot (that I stole from jordan)
  RayFK: I CAN'T believe two hits didn't take you down
notpsion: me neither lol
 TheMerricat: Look Jordan, I went to all the trouble of delivering a truck to you and you managed to flip it, you don't get to complain about not killing someone 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 BrowneePointz: Polar Bears are ALSO one of the only species that actively stalk humans
 PharaohBender27: Sick air
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
notpsion: think of it this way, you had too much good loot so I died
  RayFK: @TheMerricat I did appreciate the delivery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Hence the "leave everything unlocked"
  RayFK: @notpsion I didn't even get to fire the Famas
notpsion: rip
notpsion: if blahson had been polite enough to wait i would've!!
 chaos5896: Gg @max_fan
 Max_Fan: gg
 BrowneePointz: I think Arctic Wolves will do it too
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 BrowneePointz: which is funny that two of the species that stalk us have the same range
 Max_Fan: I am so disoriented by driving first person, I normally play 3PP 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Yes but you can scare wolves, you cannot scare a polar bear. They know they have you
 farley_f: congrats justhereforthekills - you get a bounty bar
 BITs19_: slizzard?
 Max_Fan: I did not even realize the crates were there until I ran into one
 Darleysam: 
 TheMerricat: I have to say I've been specing Matt and I approve of his methods.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why didn't you put a bounty on Dylan?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A snow blizzard, also known as a blizzard.
 farley_f: snozzard
 margieargie: Snow blizzard, as opposed to the normal, non-snow kind?
 Kramburger: Snow blizzard, or a Blizzard
 chaos5896: Lol
 BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig depends on how hungry the pack is too
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  but snow?
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz It's because they know we're wrecking their habitat 
notpsion: thank you zanzabar
 TheAinMAP: Whoa!
 MacbethSeemsSus: That was the midwest today
 Lysander_salamander: oh at train
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Sure but flares will scare them and humans can demonstrate they are too much trouble but Polar bears just say "oh, inside a nice tin can! Fun to open"
 TheAinMAP: 
 farley_f: Joes on a tear right now
Shurtal: i shoulda HAD you joekim
 ErynTzun: aww missed the train coming in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, who asked for trains? I didn't know that wasn't a joke
notpsion: nice one serge!!
 PharaohBender27: Oh that train was going way too fast to brake in time for that barrier . . .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait Matt is ALIVE??
 farley_f: and serge our avenging angel
Boon_33: 
 ErynTzun: Can you fire from the gondola or is it just a way to get up to a height or avoid ppl?
 BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig I’m agreeing. just that you can’t ALWAYS scare a pack off. if they’re desperate, you’re still dead
Shurtal: glider, parachute out
 TheMerricat: Matt has been playing pitch perfect careful PUBG, but he keeps picking areas where NO ONE IS to overwatch. 
JoeKim: OH
JoeKim: IT WAS YOU I WAS SHOOTING AT IN THE GLIDER
JoeKim: thats so funny
notpsion: MATT ON THE BOARD!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Oh, yes, agreed. Also if there are babies of any species involved DO NOT ENGAGE. You're screwed
 margieargie:    
 SymphonySolstice: 
 goombalax: ded
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES HELL YES
 underhill33:   
 SnackPak_: worth it
 Lysander_salamander: 
 margieargie: Well, it was nice while it lasted
 Twilight_Spark: The hero we need.
 schordash: 
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 schordash:  o7
 Strebenherz: GO WIGGINS.  uhh BYE WIGGINS
 BrowneePointz: Matt ALMOST got them too
 sheqesi: Got me for real this time, Serge! 😄
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go oh bye
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheMerricat: Matt I'm proud of you. But maybe next time don't pick the same tree someone else died at for cover to heal. 
 NotCainNorAbel: clearly it is nap time
 lamina5432: I didn't feel bad about that death
Shurtal: now THIS is a circle i can get behind
 PharaohBender27: Chatthew, take note of this clip: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlindingHonorableDelicataDancingBaby-plgUNLBUKA8dOcTG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did anyone take down the ultralite BTW?
 pleonasticTautology: @PharaohBender27 thank you! dropped it in the discord
 MacbethSeemsSus: Repressed M24 shots
Shurtal: i hate how small the vector's base magazine is
Shurtal: *click buto-and i'm empty*
 TheMerricat: @Shurtal given how it melts people, I feel like the small clip is fair. 
eelaypuff: @Thefluffiestguineapig more like I took myself done, but yes
 BrowneePointz: I think my fave tundra animal thing though, is someone seeing a wolverine for the first time
 BrowneePointz: they are NEVER prepared for how big they are
Shurtal: @TheMerricat once again, it may be i'm just bad. but we'll never know for sure
JoeKim: also shurtal
JoeKim: you had some BAD luck on me
JoeKim: literally 1hp
JoeKim: when i went behind the rock
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz There's a lot of animals where people don't realize the size they are. I saw plans for a trap for wolverines to put tracking collars on them and want to know what they were made of?
 TheMerricat: @Shurtal If you get close enough to hit with the vector, they melt folk. My dream drop is a drop with a VSS and a vector in the same building. 
 SymphonySolstice: damn
 Diabore: good news, the first time ive died to dylan tonight
 BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig tungsten?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, what is "vector" for someone not in the know?
JoeKim: SMG
notpsion: its one of the SMGs
notpsion: super high rate of fire
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig vector is an SMG in the game.
 Diabore: who did i shoot in the ass on the bike?
 TheMerricat: Extremely high right of fire, 9mm ammo.
Shurtal: @JoeKim i need to be patient and go for the headshot as the first shot more
notpsion: @Diabore early in the round or late?
 Diabore: @notpsion about mid, second or third circle
Xan_The_Quiet: i knew where xantos was, they jsut shot better
notpsion: might've been me
notpsion: were you in a building?
KWardJenx: 250 Love the PUBG energy
 Diabore: no, it was right near where naros is on the map, little south
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Close! Keep in mind they have to be able to disassemble it when the study is done. It was wood, then two layers of cinder blocks filled with dirt/sand/gravel and they STILL sometimes dug their way out
 Zanzabar_: wow serge...
jibkat: wow
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 BusTed: 
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
 Zanzabar_: lol
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 pleonasticTautology: WOWWWWWWWWWW
notpsion: ah then someone else
 JKBalch: Jeez
MWGNZ:  Joe
ghyllnox: 
 pleonasticTautology: BRUTAL
 MrSarkhan: 
 Zanzabar_: got hungup trying to remember how to throw a grenade in this game...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn Joe
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 Diabore: and a cookie!
 JoeKim: would you believe they willingly choose to be friends with me
 JoeKim: lmfaoo
 goombalax: I think there's a deal on the giant sleeve of No Name Cookies right now James
 BrowneePointz: @Thefluffiestguineapig ye the thing about wolverines isn’t just that they’re big, they are THE most ferocious animal on earth, and way, WAY stronger per pound than almost any top predator
Shurtal: jordan coming out as anti-inflation? bold
 Diabore: 2 per win right? at least 5
notpsion: send him off-brand oreos
Patorik: Mail him a box of oreos
DoctorHutch: solid effort Forc, lets go try!
Patorik: Hah
 TheMerricat: You already did James. 
 Twilight_Spark: The next tier reward is a nutritionist appointment to mitigate all the cookies.
 MacbethSeemsSus: A dozen, lightly crushed, cookies
Patorik: Oreos rule. Especially in ice cream
 Diabore: it was not
 goombalax: send him a tube of pilsbury dough
 schordash: 
Patorik: Boss fight music starts
 BrowneePointz: I always go for double stuf Oreos now though, cuz the regular just have NO filling anymore
notpsion: pistols only
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GenerousOptimisticOcelotRiPepperonis-3G-kG-7WZGAXQErF
  RayFK: 
 xantos69: Well dang.
 circusofkirkus: only 9 kills
 schordash:   
 Diabore: 2no mas
jibkat: so everyone kills Dill first?
 schordash: 
 NotCainNorAbel: apparently they can keep getting away with it
 BrowneePointz: chat, I know they’re not cookies, but the cookies talk makes me want good ole microwave s’mores
 Zanzabar_: idk probably not this time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I don't think any other predator will willingly tangle with them over food without massive desperation involved. I think ferocity wise some Amazonian mid level predators could be argued as close due to needing to deal with jaguars and THE AMAZON but wolverines are the model of what the weasel family is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bounty on Dylan?
 PharaohBender27: An entire country killed Serge!? 
 gsyhiap: Does James even have the keys?
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 chaos5896: Press alt+F4 
 HorusFive: Oh. NOW it's time to lock in.  At hour 2:18
 Lysander_salamander: oof my back
 Strebenherz: coming back in
 eshplode: Gotta get that Gamer Hunch
 PharaohBender27: SERGE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Diabore: k, if theyre not dressed as dylan, they are friend
 BrowneePointz: @Thefluffiestguineapig “what if a weasel, was built like a small bear”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge get out!
Shurtal: somehow, serge gets banned
jibkat: Matt thats two keys
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 orrie104: Yay, I can play at least one match!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 ErynTzun: Caps lock is cruise control for cool
tyranidd1: loading in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Sloth bear also is up there because they have to deal with tigers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tyranidd1 We need your skills!
 Trymantha: Prof is greyed out but wont be coming back
 Diabore: i think this is the first game
 BrowneePointz: man now I want some snickerdoodles….or scotcheroos
 Diabore: for tyrannid
 schordash:  
 orrie104: BlackJackBeary's locked and loaded...
tyranidd1: just got in, didn’t get too much notice xD
notpsion: ggs prof, if you're done
 Strebenherz: serge back?
 Zanzabar_: to be fair @JoeKim we havent played together in ages
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Serge back?
 Diabore: glgl
nillasprite: nah, Tyranidd is washed, it's fine
tyranidd1: bruh 😎
 Zanzabar_: 
 BrowneePointz: oh ye I forgot Meg made Scotcheroos for Matt once at my behest
 Trymantha: @nillasprite  true
DigitalSeahorse:    locked in
 HorusFive: Don't pee in the lobby Serge
 Diabore: matt got a kill, i saw, good for you
Patorik: Standing ovation for Matt
 Dog_of_Myth: good job Matt
 HorusFive: That's what the record states
 Zanzabar_: Honestly I got lucky with the shot on prof last game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the Dylan bounty? i cream?
 Diabore: are you calling us chodes?
DigitalSeahorse: I was warm
 Dog_of_Myth: good to know
 SnackPak_: classic Serge
 ani_laurel: gotta be carful in french
 Micalovits: "Yes"
DigitalSeahorse: I have heat!
 HorusFive: I am of hot
ghyllnox: 
drewm1022: Same thing with spanish, the difference between "Hace calor" and "Hace caliente"
 mercano82: Serge AFTER dark
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good question next question
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 schordash: grahammmm 
 Lysander_salamander: the fox
 ani_laurel: lol
 BrowneePointz: the Fox
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no
 BusTed: oops
 BrowneePointz: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: CANnard
 e_bloc: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh serge
 PharaohBender27: Oh so the difference between "Mir ist heiß" and "Ich bin heiß"
 pleonasticTautology: serge.
Shurtal: was this a French ABO thing?
 BrowneePointz: canarde
ghyllnox: Lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
DigitalSeahorse: woops
 Thadrin46: A fox pas
 chaos5896: Lol
Shurtal: did Jordynne do this?
 schordash: 
 BrowneePointz: A FOX PAS LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 calculated_uncertainties: wolf for canada, fox for France
 Lysander_salamander: welcome to the Roadkill Cafe
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz 
 e_bloc: its been over 20 years since I studied french and I knew that was not right
 BrowneePointz: damn thadrin with a banger
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz BOOOO
Boon_33: serving this is 'le crime'
 BrowneePointz: no thadrin said it first
Shurtal: what did they say?
 Laurence72: They go get their hounds and horses
 BrowneePointz: I was laughing at thadrin
 BrowneePointz: I’ve heard non Parisians are nice about it
 Strebenherz: lore accurate french
kusinohki: vaguely remember Zorro visiting france and introduced himself as Renard...
 PharaohBender27: Yep that's the French for you
 MacbethSeemsSus: The french are nice outside of Paris. In Paris.......
DigitalSeahorse: I ordered lapin on purpose once, it was a mistake, cause I just don't like taste of rabbit
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus Fair point
 pleonasticTautology: CDG SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
 BrowneePointz: rural French are chill about it, Parisians hate you
 Thadrin46: I didnt see Graham at magiccon, just his family. And serge and wheeler.
 pleonasticTautology: fuck haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate cdg
 OldUncleDan: And yet, folks in Montreal have been very polite and understanding in my experience.
 Twilight_Spark: I don't think a single native in Paris even gave me the chance to try being minimally polite in French. XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I only like rabbit when prepared specific ways
Boon_33: loot agrees, he's locked in.
 Darleysam: that's camelflage
 BrowneePointz: oh ye getting to drop the whole “eating only rabbit will kill you” fact on Beej was fun
 PharaohBender27: My isssue in Germany was more often people just insisting on talking to me in English even after I had demonstrated an understanding of German, i.e. I would say something in German that they understood, but they still responded in English
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Twilight_Spark I guy told me to "hurry the fuck up" at a macaron shop in paris. We were second in line
 ErynTzun: The Spanish speakers here are happy when I greet them in Spanish, but I don't go beyond that because I have no more skills than that to remember the correct order of things.
 I_Am_Clockwork: Inflatable boat you say
Boon_33: our lucky boat
 farley_f: GDI here i am thinking i got lucky and no one was here - next second im on the ground
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now to find the secret basement
 BrowneePointz: look I had high school on Gears of War. know how fast I can fire a Hammerburst Rifle?
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Is that something like "Never eat polar bear liver?"
 mercano82: Rule 1 is you don't talk about the secret basement
Boon_33: serge has a sidequest now, worst possible loot.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Turns out: it is outside the zone
 BrowneePointz: @pharaohbender27 rabbit is so lean it will kill you
 Micalovits: In the basement
 chaos5896: Died to joe kim 
Patorik: I think I've died the same way for the last three rounds
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz ... I see. But what if I buttered it? 
 BrowneePointz: protein poisoning, also called rabbit starvation @pharaohbender27 well ya butter adds fat which is part of the problem lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You need specific additional amino acids IIRC
 BrowneePointz: it was a common thing in Europe and other places with subsistence hunting where rabbits are common
 Max_Fan: ggs, good luck to everyone playing more games 
 farley_f: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Serge is gonna finish and just fall over
DigitalSeahorse:   
 chaos5896:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you're in the US I hope that's early enough
Patorik: Sometimes I can hear weird ghost footsteps in this game
 MacbethSeemsSus: Congratulations, you have been spotted
 HorusFive: hands up, and then strip down and punch James to death
 chaos5896: Got em
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 farley_f: Kudos Matt you won the night
 SymphonySolstice: rip omnilord
DigitalSeahorse: I  HOLE
 omnilord: oof
 MacbethSeemsSus: Monsieur L'hole
 HorusFive: Oh Serge- you were always insuffeable
 pleonasticTautology: why is serge talking about hole
DigitalSeahorse: 
 GhostValv: 
 James_the_Dabbler: “Le Hole” is the name of a stripper
 BrowneePointz: they’re called an Escort Serge, not Le Hole
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AnnoyingEsteemedZebraStoneLightning-nL5g6ADi2w2mLtiY
 Vinewood_OG: He's got the BOOS like Yjeager
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehe
 chaos5896: RIP
 HorusFive: Are you glad Serge?  Are you?
 BrowneePointz: that was like that shot from the new resident evil trailer but in reverse
Shurtal: hope you like my bag of goodies, Forc
Patorik: It takes more shots
Boon_33: runflat tires are out of control.
 CookieMom: Need more decorative sculpture shrubbery in games.
 chaos5896: Oh Alex found my body
 pleonasticTautology: @CookieMom deltarune chapter 5
 SymphonySolstice: rip merricat
DigitalSeahorse: Bubly
Boon_33: o7
 BrowneePointz: Merricat noooooo
 PharaohBender27:  @TheMerricat
 TheMerricat: At least I died to James. 
 Mr_Bitterness:   Merricat
 mwlsn: o7 merricat
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: so Walmart is getting Baja Blast Hand Sanitizer
 pleonasticTautology:  merricat
 Strebenherz: shot while running by someone i can't see.  riveting.
 pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz WHY
 BrowneePointz: and I don’t know how to feel about that
 omnilord: o7, TheMerricat
 HorusFive: @BrowneePointz That's SO wrong
 pleonasticTautology: i know i'm the person who drinks so much baja blast zero that @Pharmacistjudge worried about my health but
 BrowneePointz: @pleonastictautology ye that’s not a scent I want as hand sanitizer
notpsion: whew, ran into forc just when i was needing a dinner break
 pleonasticTautology: WHY
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz ... 
 Diabore: gg jordan
notpsion: thanks buddy!
 chaos5896: Holy shit, Alex XD
 BrowneePointz: but I’m also in a region that has a convenience chain selling mt dew flavored donuts
 BrowneePointz: so maybe Pepsi is just doing Too Much
 Diabore: jesus james
 Strebenherz: i feel you with that G
 farley_f: to be fair i feel the same
 TheMerricat: It's worse than BrowneePointz suggests - New branded hand sanitizer! 9 brands & scents! 1. Pepsi Vanilla 2. Mountain Dew Baja Blast 3. Gushers Tropical 4. Kool-Aid Pink Lemonade 5. Dubble Bubble Original Flavor Bubble Gum 6. Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy 7. Sour Patch Kids Strawberry 8. ICEE Cherry 9. Jolly Rancher Blue Raspberry
 Trymantha: I had no idea where you were lol
 Mr_Bitterness:  Trymantha
 MacbethSeemsSus: Just like driving in real life
 TheMerricat: https://www.instagram.com/p/DbBsxSNoUwV/
 BrowneePointz: conceptually, a Citrus donut could be good. but specifically a Mt Dew Donut that looks like an Orc’s Butthole? no thanks
 farley_f: i believe your supposed to give Max Headroom 
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Right, there's also a Mountain Dew cookbook, apparently. Which reminds me of a cursed 7-UP cookbook from 1969 I've come across in my job that includes recipes like salmon loaf using 7-UP
 Lysander_salamander: good for him
 HorusFive: French AND Austrailian!  Serge is a triple threat
 Micalovits: Doing something social? How dare
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz This isn't what i meant when i asked for the one ring
 Astrovore: ahahaha Ray!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, Merricat I hate that
 Mr_Bitterness: @TheMerricat So are we supposed to be eating the hand sanitizer?
 BrowneePointz: no it’s just scented like Baja blast @mr_bitterness
 TheMerricat: @Mr_Bitterness Just waiting for the inevitable TidePod-like lawsuits.
 lamina5432: graham I feel you, just walked out of a shack as the circle closed in and immediately died
 Strebenherz: @lamina5432 bussing.  same.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Do all the recipes also feature moonshine, given the original soda's reputation as a chaser?
 Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz I feel like you could have made scented lotions without making all the scents food and drink specific.
 BrowneePointz: speaking of weird recipes, I need to try making Mythical Kitchen’s Orange Chicken Parm sometime
 TheMerricat: @Mr_Bitterness But then you can't bank on marketing recognition. 
 Diabore: you missed joe
 MacbethSeemsSus: @BrowneePointz I'm confused but intrigued
 Strebenherz: awww Alex.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Bitterness Nothing says mountain fresh like a Taco Bell drive through. Especially if you have lettuce.
 schordash:  
 Diabore: serge what the hell
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn No idea, since I've only *heard* of the Mountain Dew cookbook. But my parents associate the term with moonshine, to the point they think it *was* originally moonshine, though your post indicates they might have been misinformed
 Diabore: dont worry serge i saw
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn 
notpsion: hit that steam clip
 omnilord: Deth has gotten me 2 or 3 times tonight
Notamys3000: we embarrassed each other serge
notpsion: serge ive found attachments are super key to making ARs behave
 SergeYager: yeah, that was humbling
notpsion: like a halfgrip or w/e is esssssential
 BrowneePointz: ye it was originally a chaser for moonshine
 farley_f: its why i like burst shot in games - nice tight and can lead to more head shots
 SergeYager: i had a half grip and the butt grip D:
 orrie104: Damn...
 orrie104: had no idea where JoeKim was
notpsion: oooof
 Diabore: @notpsion sadly cant clip my prospective, i dont have a window capture going
notpsion: which AR btw, I was away
 SymphonySolstice: o7 zanzabar
Notamys3000: I had no idea you were there, pure panic from me on that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That bike
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 "Mountain Dew" was a euphemism for stuff made in stills in hollers hidden from revenuers, hence why the soda borrowed the name. Still frequently a chaser in bars.
 Diabore: die probably
 HorusFive: Matt- "I guess I'll die"
 SergeYager: @Notamys3000 yeah, i had the full drop, you weren't moving, you had a tier 1 helmet, and i whiffed an entire clip 
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn OK that's probably what my parents knew the term from
 TheMerricat: Chat, I feel like Matt's Marathon work _has_ improved his play.
 Diabore: DYLAN WHY
 BrowneePointz: @macbethseemssus look it up. they created it on a “Italian Chinese food vs Chinese Italian food” episode of GMM and it went viral and then they put it in their cookbook
Notamys3000: I was very confused why I was still alive  took me a second to realize I needed to return fire at all
Boon_33: but we were locked in...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 schordash: o7
 Strebenherz: jesus bus dillon that was absurd
 Mr_Bitterness: James was locked in until that
ghyllnox: o7
 HorusFive: They were good kills
 ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz I assume lots of noodles?
 Diabore: i think you hit them twice serge
 schordash: ofc it's dylan who gets ya though
 TheMerricat: NT Matt
Xafty: ah good, matt didnt get to top 5
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go Tyranidd
Xafty: all is right with the world
 BrowneePointz: @ArtDecoSunburn not that I remember. it’s a chicken parm made with orange chicken ingredients not vice versa
drrek0: Shocking
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone on Dylan?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Interesting. Wonder how the cheese fits in, given its complete absence from the latter dish.
 BrowneePointz: I haven’t been excited for a shooter in a while, and aside from all the *everything* at Microsoft, I hope Gears of War E-Day is good
notpsion: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Diabore: YES
notpsion: nice one massive
 SymphonySolstice: ooooo
 GhostValv: wowie
 schordash:  o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's gooooooo
 62MGcobra: and i was avenged
 PharaohBender27: 
 schordash: 
 lamina5432: top 5 car let's go
 Lysander_salamander: heck
notpsion: massive
 schordash:   
 SymphonySolstice: ggs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
 PharaohBender27: 
 goombalax: I'm way to high for this
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
Notamys3000: incredible game
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Diabore: @RayFK ggs, was a good chunk
  RayFK: ggs 
 Zanzabar_: dont forget to turn off tpp
 BrowneePointz: oh ye new HU album dropped last week
 xantos69: You can do that.  Also, you can mute that entirely so you don't have to deal with other people's music taste.
 Diabore: nice
 Zanzabar_: no  we just have to reselect
 Astrovore: coming back
 Diabore: i do
 Lysander_salamander: oh, neat
 Diabore: tickets got like a month ago
Xed_Regulus: I have tickets for Friday morning
 Lysander_salamander: I should attempt to watch that movie
 BrowneePointz: Ryan Gosling Ghost Rider baybeee
drrek0: I got a group of 16 people going to see it on Sunday
 MacbethSeemsSus: btw, Odyssey's very good
 SymphonySolstice: @BrowneePointz oh? thank you for this info
 Diabore: james changed it
 BrowneePointz: ye dropped Thursday @symphonysolstice
 damn_i_am_pretty: imagine if Matt had someone to record a podcast with about Marvel
 Diabore: lets have a good game all
notpsion: james left it on TPS though
notpsion: (just kidding)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Also what is this in? Are they doing another movie?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse:  yes, and
 SymphonySolstice: serge in his pretentious era
 Lysander_salamander: what
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: gross
 Lysander_salamander: why
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds disgusting
glitched_goddess: straight to jail
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Would it actually be worse than just regular coffee, though?
 Darleysam: is it...... good?
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait, but that doesn't brew
notpsion: times for another coffee with serge!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lysander_salamander: for the rage I suppose
 chaos5896: Heel yeah
 chaos5896: Hell*
Xafty: that sounds so very bad but so very interesting
 HorusFive: "Coffee with Serge: I hate myself edition"
ghyllnox: Time to find a Freestyle
 Lysander_salamander: The coconut Dr Pepper is rather good
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueInterestingMallardThisIsSparta-UCNmgaxAs7hUtlfw
 calculated_uncertainties: coffee, to coke.... oh, right, soda
 pleonasticTautology: coke zero is gross and bad
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 Lysander_salamander: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Serge
 PharaohBender27: 
 BrowneePointz: apparently Ryan Gosling came to Kevin Feige with a pitch for Ghost Rider with the same kind of hyperfocus he pursued Project Hail Mary with so Ghost Rider might be a banger
 MacbethSeemsSus: unplug his ethernet cord
 HorusFive: Le Coke Zero
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Text Jo to unplug his controller
 farley_f: GDI
 SymphonySolstice: wow 3 off the top
 farley_f: turn the corner and left to heaven
 SymphonySolstice: make that 4
Patorik: Welp. That's what I get for trying to punch someone
Boon_33: the Jo-chat has powers only rivaled by the Sam's-club.
 BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig got announced the last night of Comic Con with a new Black Panther casting(T’challa’s son)and BP3 announcement
 chaos5896: RIP me
 farley_f: though to be fair im just sitting here laughing at it
 BrowneePointz: also I STILL can’t believe we’re getting an Absolute Batman animated series
 Lysander_salamander: oh right this game has mortar
 BrowneePointz: it sounds like someone’s keyboard clicks coming over mic
 goombalax: HOLY SHMOKES SERGE
 BrowneePointz: but maybe it was just distant gunfire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I'm already too tired for this, unless they make good on any X-Men or do something not massive animated and "Marvel" I'm out
 goombalax: I brought a checker to a chess fight
 BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig their future projects are mega sparse comparatively
 SymphonySolstice: revenge
ghyllnox: o7
 farley_f: Shotty on the Roof - the new musical by PUBG
 Strebenherz: DANGIT
 BrowneePointz: like, there’s stone NOTHING between Doomsday and Secret Wars
 Strebenherz: If nothing else I outlived james
 Strebenherz: briefly
 lamina5432: very rude
 RelwinEJ: Wars are won via supply chain
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The first time I tuned into one of these Alex took one of the mortars or goofy guns to the top of a mountain and did something SILLY
 xantos69: lol I just saw 3 players rotate toward the ship.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz That's a low bar TBH
 Darleysam: matt's just waiting for his cooldown to come up so he can drone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 hehehehehehehe
 chaos5896: Assassin's Flag: Black Creed?
 RatherLargeToad: really bad eggs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10 reaction
 BrowneePointz: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean realizing they overextended and need to rein it in is nice
 PharaohBender27: Man, a decade ago I spent so much time playing Black Flag . . . really the funnest of those games
Boon_33: wild shot
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JollyPowerfulPlumberPupper-oVoyLM9D-33rp3rU
 Zanzabar_: you missed
jibkat: You dont keep the loot after the match Matt
 Strebenherz: DANG
 Zanzabar_: like 20 times
jibkat: there is no exfil
 xantos69: This map is not very cinematic.  Too many quick deaths.
jibkat: 
 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk
 BrowneePointz: they did
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz On the one hand yes, on the other it is still movies without considering a break
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They fixed it
Critterbot: Meh-cha Chameleon.
 BrowneePointz: Ulmer said the new update removed that vulnerability
GrathXVI: Yeah, they patched the vulnerability already
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CourageousCarefulTruffleHassanChop-zoBQF0fFfMh3QKf3
DigitalSeahorse: they fixed the mod map vulnerability
 BrowneePointz: also ye meh-cha
serbubblez: what was the vuln?
 chaos5896: Is anyone else crashing, or is it just me?
jibkat: whats the purple dot?
 BrowneePointz: @serbubblez people were using it to inject malware
DigitalSeahorse: steam removed the neon one
Critterbot: It means "a lot" or "very", it's japanese.
jibkat: gotchas
 Laurence72: Oooh, jus like the start of Dungeon Crawler Carl
 BrowneePointz: cuz workshop maps could access your files/pc @serbubblez the devs went in asap and fixed that
Boon_33: with a bang, duh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that unique to this map like the sandstorm to the one/blizzard to the other?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who gave alex a rocket?
 farley_f: and we all know the white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only - there is no stopping in the black zone
DigitalSeahorse: 
ghyllnox: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Velcome to Streevben strats
 ErynTzun: Meh-cha Meh-cha Meh-cha Meh-cha Meh-cha Meh-cha Chameleon. You come and go, you come and goOoooooh
 PharaohBender27: 
ghyllnox: \o/
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 MacbethSeemsSus: @farley_f No the black zone is for loading and unloading only....
 SymphonySolstice: nooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Lysander_salamander: oh dang, splash damage
 Max_Fan: LOL
 schordash: alexxxx   
DigitalSeahorse:  
 BrowneePointz: also god an 8-10 person CTS Meccha Chameleon night would be so much fun
 lamina5432: joe kim just ruining people
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 He has won almost all the rounds tonight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
jibkat: nice!
 SymphonySolstice: lets goooo
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Boon_33: Nice!
 Strebenherz: LONG LIVE THE KING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH that was sick!
 farley_f: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralSincereSquidOSkomodo-bmmk4hhNB1bj-2Fy
 BusTed: 
ghyllnox: o7
Boon_33: o7
 lamina5432: joe was top damage so far about 350
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PreciousSpunkyKeyboardUnSane-hBPn8TNOZjjR8zhL
 schordash:  o7 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 SymphonySolstice: lets go merricat
jibkat: wooo gogo Merricat
Boon_33: let's go merricat!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'll always remember their final words: AHHHHHHHHH
Notamys3000: that's my old username, dethfist lol. GGs, nobody expects the shotgun rush
jibkat: Matt is ratting
 gualdhar: wait how is MATT still in?
 Diabore: WHAT
 Diabore: actual 1 hp on agent massive
 Darleysam: matt's waiting for final exfil
 Mr_Bitterness: @gualdhar By being far far away from all the fighting
 gsyhiap: Wiggins is at least staying alive, which is a change of tactics.
 BusTed: 
jibkat: Matt is cornholing
 xantos69: This isn't a game about killing people.  It is a game about being the last person alive.  Yes you can win without firing a shot or getting a kill.  (I have)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jibkat No, that involves a horrifying board with Ian's face on it 
 SymphonySolstice: merricat on a tear rn
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah the hornerhole
Boon_33: scoutzknives
 Trymantha: I dont know if the spawn rates would go high enough for everyone to find a winnie
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
jibkat: poor TheMerricat
 TheMerricat: 
DigitalSeahorse:  make steppies
notpsion: james you know it'd be really funny to kick dylan in a top 2 situation
 SymphonySolstice: good kill streak merricat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz One of my favorite series of clips was people seeing that with no context while starting their streams
 TheMerricat: I got so many kills that round. I feel vindicated.
 Diabore: agentmassive you in here? gg on that, 1 hp survive is wild
 BrowneePointz: she’s on tour right now
 xantos69: Well he has the position, and the equipment.  If he loses, this is 100% on him.
Boon_33: good merricatting, merricat.
 Lysander_salamander: I liked it more than the comic
jibkat: the comic is so much better
 BrowneePointz: for which comic
 SymphonySolstice: matt's doing great
jibkat: For wanted
 Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz the original Wanted comic
 Diabore: regardless of my other placements, i got a win, so its a win on the night (its always a win but still)
 BrowneePointz: I mean he’s turned into a shithead a bit
Boon_33: mom's spaghetti
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jibkat: I think the term is super villans Serge
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Saintnex: uhh, they were NOT superheroes Serge lol
ghyllnox: 
 SymphonySolstice: NOOO
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 schordash: 
 lamina5432: the bad beats
 Strebenherz: NOOOOOO
 damn_i_am_pretty: lmao
 Micalovits: F
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
jibkat: the cheeky headshot
 farley_f: ok Raynard gets the cookie
 Darleysam: run complete
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A lot, they gave Weird Al permission to do a parody, he released promo stuff then Eminem said "I would never say he could do this, this is so bad"
Xafty: get rekt matt
 schordash: matttttttt rip!! damn! o7 
 ContingentCat: Omg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was Matt top 5?
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig 6th
Xafty: @Thefluffiestguineapig nope
 farley_f: @Thefluffiestguineapig 6 of 5
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06b8KgYm2qs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Boon_33: thanks to the french lesson, we know they should have ducked instead of fox'd
 BrowneePointz: speaking of comics, you gonna check out Absolute Batman before the animated series drops James?
 JohneyS: Is the Winchester good? I missed every shot so I couldn't tell.
 SymphonySolstice: good chunk
jibkat: omg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT IS THIS
 schordash: 7Cinema
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Serpentine! Serpentine!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is schmoovement I guess
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShinyLachrymoseMochaPrimeMe-jXUbtFfWCvIxqNMk
 ContingentCat: Serpintineing like a pro
 Lysander_salamander: wow
Boon_33: wow
 James_the_Dabbler: Wow
notpsion: ban
ghyllnox: 
 xantos69: What is happening?
 SymphonySolstice: damn
DigitalSeahorse: 
ghyllnox: \o/
Notamys3000: holy
 lamina5432: gg that was such a finish
jibkat: real gamer here
 ErynTzun: Weird Al doesn't need permission to do a parody, he does asks permission from the artist to avoid what happened with Coolio.
 Mr_Bitterness: He can't keep getting away with it!
 Diabore: gg, great night
Boon_33: 12 spare hp
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 schordash: what a fantastic pubg night gang    
  RayFK: More like PUBD
  RayFK: PUB Dylan
 SymphonySolstice: ggs all
 Trymantha: ggs
Shurtal: good games of the Pub'd Gees
 Max_Fan: GGs
 schordash: ggwp's
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
 Lysander_salamander: have a good night!  Thanks for today
 MacbethSeemsSus: Matt "3 Hour Pee" Wiggins
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Diabore: time to go rewatch my din din
 Zanzabar_: gg everyone
 VonShnigglewitz: GG's
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Boon_33: Woo!
 Zanzabar_: hey thats by b day
 SergeYager: ggs
 Micalovits: heh, 6-7
 sheqesi: Thanks you, LRRsmens!
 lamina5432: I guess I can leave the game on my computer
Boon_33: @Zanzabar_ sounds like you should 'lock in'
 Diabore: 6 according to the calendar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun Yes, he doesn't need it but he always does ask. It is why he hasn't done stuff with Queen's repertoire, he's known for if the artist says no he doesn't do it
 Zanzabar_: @Boon_33 ill try
 orrie104: 6 weeks... unless there's a potential Subathon session??
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig weird al is good people
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Some of the best ye
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh subathon teams?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY MOLY XANTOS
notpsion: nice xantos!
 chaos5896: Good night folks
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dang Xantos
 xantos69: Those subs are for letting me do 1 match in TPP.
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Xafty: thats 1 order of magnitude off the number of pokemon, actually
DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: !next
 ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes I know that, that was my point. He always asks even if he does not have to, and does not do them on his albums. He has been known to perform certain parodies live though that aren't on albums.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Team season for subathon?
 xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig I would love to see that.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Still waiting for good night moonbase
 xantos69: I miss doing the team games with the LRR community.
 SymphonySolstice: pokeymans
 PharaohBender27: Stand against the devil!
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 lamina5432: gnight
 SymphonySolstice: yay danger!
 Vinewood_OG: Alert the authorities.
 lamina5432: so normal alex
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fire?
 ContingentCat: Ooo fun
 TheAinMAP: !ppr
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 I would also like that kind of thing with scoring where people could sign up
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm going to be working for at least half of that and I'm sad about it
DigitalSeahorse:  DANGEROUS!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I thought it was just an arcade machine?
rogerivany: @PharaohBender27 Dark Wing Duck dangerous
 calculated_uncertainties: double august lrl?!
 lamina5432: lrrvibe??
 Vinewood_OG: Loading Ready Vibe?
  Sarah_Serinde: hmm haven't had a good public domain movie night in a bit
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig @rogerivany Ah, I see
 SymphonySolstice: :0
Boon_33: I blame Sony's decision not to finance physical LRL
  Sarah_Serinde: soooon
 MacbethSeemsSus: dun dun dun
 eshplode: Gasp
 gsyhiap: 
 HorusFive: is secret
  Sarah_Serinde: (maybe tell the mods though) 
 calculated_uncertainties:  
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: EYES
 orrie104: 
 pleonasticTautology: i want pirogies...
 ContingentCat:  
 Vinewood_OG: Great stream. Thanks everyone!
 gsyhiap:    
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 schordash: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 lamina5432: I don't practice and it turned out fine
rogerivany: I've never played a shooter
 PharaohBender27: Look that secret thing better be the week people think it is because I want to take one of those days as a vacation day 
 ErynTzun: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you all for the stream! And thanks for the chats!
 ContingentCat: Thanks James 
Boon_33: sigh, I suppose I need to die in a FPS a few more times... for the greater good.
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 PharaohBender27: @Boon_33 (Tau voice) FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Boon_33: @PharaohBender27 Can't wait till we play Firewalker again.
Boon_33: *Firewarrior
Boon_33: or alternately the garages song... firewalker with me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSctyWv6v0o
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