Dredging Out the Crappo Collection || WATCH+PLAY

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cylindricpanda_: aside, has Alex seen/played any of Steelrising, that french souls game from a few years ago? Feel like the main character fits in his aesthetic
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RebekahWSD: Jimothy actually loves Harry Potter
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loonifer888: who or what is milkshake duck
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 ErynTzun: Timothy cannot speak so thankfully that would be impossible
 RealGamerCow: milkshake duck and "I like pancakes" tweets are all time bangers
 sethtriggs: That is exactly how Cat Lawyer turned out
northos: 
 pleonasticTautology: GARBAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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 pleonasticTautology: wait what did i miss
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elkae: and Bean Dad
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 pleonasticTautology: G-D
DigitalSeahorse: 
 pleonasticTautology: bean dad is performing live this summer
elkae: dammit I knew I was on a delay lmao
 korvys: That recent  Mariachi Metal band - genocide supporters 
 PharaohBender27: @pleonasticTautology An explanation of what "milkshake duck" means
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 pleonasticTautology: @PharaohBender27 gotcha
 TehAmelie: Jimothy at least is a blameless beast
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragileEnchantingAlligatorCclamChamp-_WEDuErkUstgedM5
 Athelgar: Red Sweater guy from the debates
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 Strebenherz: @pleonasticTautology Graham warning people in a bluesky post or something to not get too attached to jimmothy, with a clarification that jimmothy was in fact not cancelled, it's just graham having dad vibes of "don't get sad plz"
 Driosenth: Jimothy had some problematic tweets back in 2009 regarding possums vs opossums
 SnackPak_: art
 RedAlexxis: Like the australian with the big knife who also hates vegemite?
 pleonasticTautology: @Strebenherz jfgnshmgf
 RealGamerCow: I would also put Alex' "But what if I did the thing anyway" comic up there too
ThrinagaBattleheart: Dril tweets are all bangers I think
 Kasran: it's "if the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals"
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 TehAmelie: Dril has a book made about his tweets
 Redbassist: Get a jimothy mug with every Harry Potter snitch bits
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Mysticman89: amazing, I get to catch one live
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Aenir798: a hairball of games
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 quasi79fu: trash day..Yay
 GasCityGaming: @ghyllnox tis a good hat
 RedAlexxis: does that make the internet a digital culvert grid?
 kingandcommoner: One Claude of Slop?
elkae: bezoar is a great word
 brainbosh: bezoar
  Juliamon: Bezoar, it's a big hairball
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a plop of games?
 Vinewood_OG: Lupus!
northos: this is how I find out the word "clod" is ruined for me 
 SnackPak_: good word
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's grody
 margieargie: A Cloud Strife of games... wait that's already a game
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: LOL
 betweenmyself: who is Claude, and why have so many games? 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Claude of games. A Grok of games. A CoPilot of games.
 narset6691: bezoar, despite working in healthcare i also learned that term from house
GrathXVI: So, are you going to uphold Adam's Tuesday tradition and time out a bunch of people?
 brainbosh: they used to use them as poison antidotes
 SquareDotCube: an elephant foot of games
patrick_stonecrusher: my Jimmothy concerns are him getting kidnapped for ransom/"l deserve him"
 ErynTzun: Don't be sad when Racoon of indeterminate age passes beyond the veil. They brought brief joy to this current Worst Timeline.
 sethtriggs: ewwwww
 e_bloc: the past tense of bolus
 CaptainSpam: Some cultures attribute healing properties to bezoars!
niccus: a bolus of indigestibles
 ani_laurel: watch Alex puke up a pellet of asset flips
RebekahWSD: Bezoar are suppose to heal poison, archaicly
 quasi79fu: dear gahd how did we get here?
 baltimore_667083: ooh
johnnylongtorso: oh boy, Watch + Play remainder bin
 SnackPak_: garbage day left overs
northos: are we chewing the cud of games now 
 Nigouki: the leftovers of leftovers
 TehAmelie: i wish i'd learned about bezoars from House
 RedAlexxis: so this is garbage, garbage day
 DeM0nFiRe: Watch & Play: The Lost Levels
 Kramburger: Watch + Play is a war of attrition against Alex's psyche
 sethtriggs: Dregs of the dregs
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elkae: delicious dregs
 quasi79fu: the back storage
 SkylerRingtail: Oh noooo
 Redbassist: 
  Foxmar320: So bad they didn't make the W+P cut
 quasi79fu: Oh nooo
 PharaohBender27: So how many of them will turn out to no longer even exist?
 sethtriggs: How big is the hard drive I wonder ot store all these
 chaos5896: yo LRR and chat ^-^ ,V..
AugmentingPath: My cards!
 GasCityGaming: The games have cascade
elkae: how genetic
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 e_bloc: !card blightning
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northos: that sounds oddly familiar
elkae: generic
 Anaerin: So we're scraping the bottom of the garbage can here.
 quasi79fu: the worst of the worst
coolbond: So these are the moldy games at the back of the pantry?
 TheAinMAP: 
 RedAlexxis: they're crate!
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 pleonasticTautology: oh right the bug is way up there still
 Redbassist: Mawp
 fastlane250: Mawp
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niccus: oh that's fast
 kingandcommoner: Zone of War. That's uh...that's a title
 MungoDude: womp
 Strebenherz: LOL
iarethel0ser: Mawp!
 IanAllenBird: whoop
  Foxmar320: oh no
 pleonasticTautology: OW
 CodeIndigo: we regret to inform you that the shipping crates are racist
 tidehollowcat: Aaaa
Mysticman89: most very bad games, with one unfortunate thing from rhythm cafe that sounded bad
CuteTeaGoat: don't do that
 Xenguin47: Mistakes were made
ThrinagaBattleheart: MAWP
 Getter404: WHAT IN THE SONIC SPINBALL
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 sethtriggs: That was a mistake!
DragaFireHawk: holy macaroni
 MrSarkhan: 
aClonedPickle: promising start
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: hahahaha
 ErynTzun: Oh we're like raking the leaves of the Steam Installs
 betweenmyself:   
 SnackPak_: what a banger
 KV1NN4: mawp
loonifer888: I ship crates, they deserve love too
 e_bloc: the war against hearing
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 Redbassist: 
 stippledotter: !clip
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 RealGamerCow: that is *so* blown out
SnowBuddy18: cronch
iarethel0ser: Mawp2xCombo
 Zerragonoss: TIme to make a matchmaking game about shipping creates.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 quasi79fu: YIkes
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: cruncy
 MacbethSeemsSus: mawp
 pleonasticTautology: you should fix the bug, g
 quasi79fu: My ears
itmightbemikey: It's fine, I have the FrankerFaceZ audio compressor on
ThrinagaBattleheart: That's at like 5% volume?!
 ErynTzun: Eeeeeep (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻（＞д＜）
johnnylongtorso: not since Crazy Bus
 quasi79fu: HELPPP
 margieargie: Maybe about 50% lower than that even
UxCryptic: record breaking start to crate
 quasi79fu: Whatt I cant hear
 Diabore: definitely a watch and play game
 sethtriggs: Technobeats . WAV
 RedAlexxis: well
 pleonasticTautology: can't hear it
 quasi79fu: We found nightmare
 ErynTzun: I vote 0%
 MungoDude: I hear footsteps
DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho!
ghyllnox: There isn't any, which is fantastic
SirFlynnicus: I just got here and I can already tell it's REAL clipozine hours
kaivex: I mean, we did know mistakes were going to be made. This is Watch&Play.
 Vinewood_OG: Cured the tinnitus by making me deaf.
 Strebenherz: The most incoherent thing i've heard Cori make is an orchestra compared to that holy bus
 Kramburger: Blessedly slient
 sethtriggs: I hear nothing of the game but that's probably good
  Foxmar320: Its fine
 Pheonix888: Oh god my bones no longer conduct!
 GasCityGaming: good jump noise
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DigitalSeahorse: I hear jumps
AugmentingPath: Can't hear any game. Not taking a position on whether that's a bad thing
 SnackPak_: thats a good pew
ghyllnox: Ah, there's boings and poots
DigitalSeahorse: no music
coolbond: Hear jack shit from the game
 quasi79fu: dont hear game
 sethtriggs: So the guide text is light green on light green background
 Redbassist: Pew pew
 TehAmelie: this looks familiar but it's just i think it's called EZ Gammaker's default graphics
 pleonasticTautology: pew pew
 ErynTzun: Silent horrible music perfect
  Foxmar320: Cool feedback game
 Isaac3567: Oh hey, you have ammo
 BrainBetter: Game sounds like Pong now.
 foopoiuyt: They didn't say it was a human war
 quasi79fu: pew
 quasi79fu: pew pew
 NightValien28: why have an ammo count and a slider?
 sethtriggs: I think only one thing has been edited from the default menu
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeafFlaccidStapleFreakinStinkin-5DIp-kMINXQJXzFE
  Juliamon: very Mooninite
 kingandcommoner: pew pew
ThrinagaBattleheart: Why would your high-powered rifle need a scope that works?
 ErynTzun: Pew pew pew, this is very 4 bit video game console sounds
SirFlynnicus: the slower the projectile goes, the more it hurts them
loonifer888: why do apparent laser guns run out of ammo
 Dog_of_Myth: This is 80's speed
AugmentingPath: I've just learned that I'm faster than a bullet!
 SnackPak_: the speed of light is slower in this universe
CuteTeaGoat: keeps it quiet
johnnylongtorso: the slowest bullet ever shot
 Strebenherz: a child thrown softball goes faster
patrick_stonecrusher: Atari 2600 speed bullets
 baltimore_667083: it’s designed so you can slowly walk down the hall, but still faster than a cannon ball 
 SquareDotCube: better than the mooninite gun
  Foxmar320: Yeah gotta give the target time to go take a leak
 e_bloc: its an off-the-rail gun
DigitalSeahorse:  by shooting the checkpoint!
 Redbassist: Had to swerve my slow mobile to avoid that bullet
 narset6691: reminds me in the game organ trail (which is oregon trail with zombies) you can buy faster flying bullets
 foopoiuyt: It wouldn't be sporting if the bullets were fast
Mai_Andra: the little "kiss" when it finally hits the target...
 sethtriggs: This environment feels VERY familiar.
 CaptainSpam: The quad laser.  Jumping... is irrelevant.
 Going_Medium: Keeping it sub-sonic makes it quieter.
 quasi79fu: matrix bullet
kusinohki: bullet time clearly means how long it takes for the bullet to get to the target...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Still don't know why the council hasn't removed the "zone of war" from the commercial district
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourCallousPlumageRaccAttack-SiPFo1Wk_TV1UPtg
 baltimore_667083: well, was a monster
dagoth__ur_: the sound is nice
ghyllnox: It appears to game
 kingandcommoner: Stargate?
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 Anaerin: Atari 2600-sounding FX here.
WearingCats_CwC: I don't think "extreme range" and "black powder" belong in the same sentence
SirFlynnicus: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: 
DigitalSeahorse: weeee
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MungoDude: 
 Getter404: Fargate, please. Legally distinct.
ghyllnox: \o/
  Foxmar320: Yay!
DigitalSeahorse: the end
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RealGamerCow: this is delightful
 MacbethSeemsSus:  ?
 quasi79fu: feeels like old schol
 sethtriggs: Ohhhhhhh I see what's going on here
 quasi79fu: schoool
 margieargie: "This game appears functional" *IMMEDIATELY runs into non-functional thing*
7gorobei: its like dune said, "the slow bullet pierces the shield"
Sogheim: Jaffa! Kree!
 Dog_of_Myth: It's not the worst
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: okay, that musical burst was pretty good
DigitalSeahorse:  functional
 RealGamerCow: It is a cromulent first game so far
 Redbassist: Is this the zone
 SkylerRingtail: Maybe there's a shoe yet to drop
 korvys: This would be a fine "game dev tutorial game"
GrathXVI: @WearingCats_CwC I know people who own scoped black-powder rifles
 sethtriggs: It's just stock asset forest
AugmentingPath: You get an A in "Game Dev 101"
AugmentingPath: Could use more creativity
 Redbassist: Where's da war?
 SnackPak_: uh oh
 TehAmelie: oh yeah, it's very Elf Adventure
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CallousLittleChipmunkNotLikeThis-KZRgpaH9YEWIbNKF
patrick_stonecrusher: this game is well lit! 
 Earthenone: that crosshair looks like a dead pixel
 OldUncleDan: Recently I found out that the graphics for "Babylon 5" was rendered by a group of Commadore Amigas.
kamilucky: the trees are a pack, ik cause i have that
 chaos5896: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EntertainingTemperedDuck4Head-GDKu9-0mzQi5whCY
 quasi79fu: the treees have consumed us
  Foxmar320: I thought that rock was a car
MDHWrites: It's a good option for itchio
 Athelgar: @Earthenone that bothers me too lol
 Akaiatana: Make a breeze shooter for your friends
 betweenmyself: I like that our pew pew laser has a picatinny rail on it 
 sethtriggs: It's a Delete Gun
DoodlestheGreat: Put it on Steam as a freebie. Or itch.io. Just have fun.
 quasi79fu: are we lost?
ghyllnox: There definitely was a popular basic unity tutorial for a simple shooter, I don't remember anymore if it's wave-based
 Anaerin: Still sounds like an Atari 2600...
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GrathXVI: Just don't inflict your first game design on your friends via Discord DMs or they might think you're trying to hack them
 quasi79fu: How do you know where you are going?
 raulghoulia: Beckett Mariner is so flavorful
patrick_stonecrusher: you know it's powerful from the sound it makes
 pleonasticTautology: i'm SO glad they're making modal matters
 Diabore: deal 3
ghyllnox: o7
 RealGamerCow: I sincerely hope there is a Tribble mechanic in this set.
 e_bloc: thats just good design
ThrinagaBattleheart: That is actually cool flavor design
 djalternative: too bad you can't set phasers to thrust
 Anaerin: @RealGamerCow Would be an interesting interaction with food tokens
 GasCityGaming: Was very cool chatting with you two about that in Amsterdam G 
 e_bloc: hype
GodofMuffins: Oh damn thats cool.
  Foxmar320: Im excited to see what you worked on
 kumatsu: the 7th autograph card is actually Grahama, he wrote his signature
DigitalSeahorse: wait for what?
Sogheim: Captain Janeway better have a Coffee food item or she's gonna kill another Tuvix
 SnackPak_: rad
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
 Diabore: also graham, i dont know why but it felt good that you were surprised i only won one game during pubg customs nights
 Pheonix888:    
 e_bloc: there's really only one thing I want:  Garak
 sethtriggs: Sounds fun
 pleonasticTautology: oh, sick
 RedAlexxis: oh, that makes sense
ghyllnox: Ohh yeah that makes sense
 pleonasticTautology: that's genuinely cool
 Drasvin: How many players are going to mess up the phaser and try to use it to finish off a blocker?
 A_Dub888: @e_bloc as a vanilla creature
 orellien2773: The approvals process for the whole thing must have been intense.
 Getter404: Graham, blink twice if there is, in fact, a Darmok
kusinohki: any chance of getting a "favorite text that didn't make the cut" segment (when allowed)??
 e_bloc: ok two things:  a Raktajino food token
 e_bloc: @A_Dub888 I'd take it
 Vinewood_OG: Picard, his brow furrowed.
 sethtriggs: LOL
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 quasi79fu: Tribbbles?
 SquareDotCube: "37 proton torpedoes"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is it just the shows or are the movies included?
7gorobei: Picard his palm to face
 sethtriggs: I guess this is the road less traveled
 Vinewood_OG: @SquareDotCube In a row?
 Strebenherz: wait she's in it?!
 quasi79fu: omg there is a path
 SnackPak_: turns out, shes a good actor
 e_bloc: fair
 quasi79fu: orb
ThrinagaBattleheart: And there's the uranium crystals???
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh nice you have 177 out of a maximum of 120 bullets
 IanAllenBird: tiny player
DigitalSeahorse: ah the fem Columbo
 sethtriggs: we are very wee
 IsaTheEngie: @Strebenherz Yeah. She's Red.
AugmentingPath: That crystal is extremely green for not doing anything
 djalternative: maybe ask why you're so small
 Akaiatana: I first saw her in Christopher Lloy'd's Camp Nowhere
 PharaohBender27: Big and apparently locked
loonifer888: You know who couldn't have acted in Orange is the New Black? Geneviève Bujold
 Anaerin: Big heating bills?
 frank_the_great: At least the style is consistent. That's kinda rare
patrick_stonecrusher: you are playing as a 4 year old
 quasi79fu: are we a smurf?
 TehAmelie: love to run around randomly in the woods with monsters running at me. well, in Vampire Survivors it works
Mai_Andra: This is when we discover Player Character is actually a child...
 James_the_Dabbler: This game is a mess but it's nice that it's not just an asset flip
  Juliamon: frank_the_great Only because they used exactly one asset pack
  Foxmar320: Moms a huge fan of Orange is the New Black
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EmpathicRepleteBarracudaYouDontSay-eKSATWQYxCN5_Zfd
MDHWrites: Wait what?
 frank_the_great: @Juliamon True, lol
 SymphonySolstice: good evening all, cool forest
ThrinagaBattleheart: That's a very fair point @Juliamon 
DigitalSeahorse: I lost interest early in that one
 BusTed: Natasha Lyonne, also great
 BrowneePointz: I thought Kate Mulgrew was phenomenal in OitNB
 quasi79fu: werent we meant to be in a village?
Mathwyn: My bet is that this uses one of the Synty asset packs we see a lot. I know the name as they show up in humble bundles all the time
 quasi79fu: DId we find Bear and the BIg BLue House?
 Greyah: I love that your gun has more bullets than it can fit in the magazine.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Rocket jump!
DigitalSeahorse: possibly partly cause gross out
kusinohki: it takes a village to raise a gamer...
 ContingentCat: Yeah it's a good show, been a while since I've seen it because no Netflix but Natasha Lyone is in it and I love her
 MungoDude: 
  Foxmar320: 
 TehAmelie: speedrun strats!
iarethel0ser: 
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz agree 100%
ThrinagaBattleheart: OKAY
 pleonasticTautology: uh
 PharaohBender27: New asset pack!
 CaptainSpam: Um.
DigitalSeahorse: jarringly an office
  Foxmar320: Was not expecting city
 NightValien28: this took a turn
 SymphonySolstice: hm
 sethtriggs: Make your way to the end
ThrinagaBattleheart: What does THIS have to do with it
 SkylerRingtail: And there's the shoe
realbadatthis_: reverse isekai
 Dromos_GHG: a hard rain's gonna fall
 korvys: Rain means it's cyberpunk
iarethel0ser: We commute to the office via portal.
niccus: escape into the city
  Juliamon: A second asset pack has struck the game
patrick_stonecrusher: all growed up
 quasi79fu: huh?
 Drasvin: Portal to noir town
 djalternative: one asset pack per level
Mathwyn: Alright make that at least 2 synty asset packs 
DigitalSeahorse: SPACE JUMP!
 Zerragonoss: I actully kinda like the rain
 sethtriggs: Ohhh I know this road proportion, this looks like SimpleTown
 frank_the_great: no
 BrowneePointz: lvl 1 Cute Forest. Lvl 2 DYSTOPIAN FUTURE
Mysticman89: quick respawn at least
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 TheAinMAP: hifunkSad
 Diabore: this game might be better than i gave it credit for
 e_bloc: this kills the alex
 sgowell: a new “zone” of war
 Xenguin47: I hate it when I Become Killed. It's just the worst
Mysticman89: these games I expect dying to send you back to main menu and/or outright crash
 Strebenherz: Watch and play, When the walls fell
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh right, I remember that asset pack name from that Unity-chan game @sethtriggs
 kingandcommoner: I can barely see the enemies
ghyllnox: Can you snipe?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I appreciate the "knockoff mario jump" sound effect
 quasi79fu: Ok hear me out this feeels like SLiders the tv show..Hopping dimensions and everything
 foopoiuyt: Easy mode is over
 TheAinMAP: Quite the spike in difficulty.
HadesLeprechaun: "Make your way to the end" is a hell of a quest objective
 narset6691: deals d12 damage
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johnnylongtorso: the suppository bullet
  Foxmar320: It's not a difficulty spike its a difficulty wall
 TehAmelie: it feels like an early draft of a Time Ramesside level, not to be entirely too harsh
UxCryptic: Hitting all the “elves adventure” notes with this one
 sethtriggs: But where crates?
 Diabore: oh graham, have you seen the old fat spider yet?
patrick_stonecrusher: arcade cabinet difficulty curve
 Nirvana___: Good afternoon everyone!
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh gods, yeah
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Mathwyn: @browneepointz The two point summary of human history
 BrowneePointz: Old Tomnoddy
kusinohki: did you shoot an enemy bullet in mid air??
 BrowneePointz: straight out of Tolkein's Authorial Voice
 frank_the_great: He's right behind me, isn't he?
niccus: there's more or less a cycle of Bilbo's Insults
DigitalSeahorse: babby bot
 Diabore: old decrepit bird
 BrowneePointz: Old Decrepit Bird
 raulghoulia: the bears are great
 kingandcommoner: you have already played more of this game than i would put up with
 kumatsu: I saw the spread of Bears and my first joke was "Someone get Graham on the line"
 Strebenherz: also the bears.  G you're gonna eat well for your bears deck
 sethtriggs: I assume game balance comes in the DLC
HadesLeprechaun: very large bear
northos: nasty little rabbit
 Earthenone: is there an "old matters" subtheme?
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 couchboyj: Ordinary Bear
 Diabore: oh sorry, its most decrepit old bird, my apologies
 Dromos_GHG: that bear dance card
Mindfire13: Gigantic Big Bear
 narset6691: there is some solid bear stat discourse going on you should weigh in on graham
niccus: a small bear the size of a large bear
 BrainBetter: That fire is definitely not from the same asset pack as the buildings or dudes.
 BrowneePointz: sorry yes Most Decrepit Bird Graham
 ArcOfTheConclave: I petition to call that cycle, the 'your mom' cycle
 narset6691: as the bearforce1 expert
EvilBadman: Many a Crack-A-Pack intro names
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun oh sorry, its most decrepit old bird, my apologies
ThrinagaBattleheart: He has the strength of a bear, that has the strength of two bears!
 Akaiatana: Can you draft Mono-Crack-a-Pack intros?
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 saintguard: Watching *and* playing? Madness
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DigitalSeahorse:  run past
 quasi79fu: so what does ORb do?
 sethtriggs: Oh the blue things must be checkpoints
Bruceski: Saw a good card edit of "Hey, Check Out This Loser Warg"
Mysticman89: to the end of course
iarethel0ser: To "the end", clearly.
 IsaTheEngie: what is the objective here?
Aenir798: I think you're supposed to go to the end.
 sethtriggs: "Knowing where you're supposed to go" is for games that were "designed."
ghyllnox: o7
 IanAllenBird: f
 PharaohBender27: 
DigitalSeahorse: aww
 Micalovits: F
  Foxmar320: Almost!
 quasi79fu: oh orbs are checkpoints ok
 kingandcommoner: ho ho ho
DigitalSeahorse: so dark
 sethtriggs: Lighting is for noobs
 ErynTzun: Hooray home and out of the hot hell.
 TehAmelie: lotta hats, huh
  Foxmar320: The menus are dire
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JazzyArborealGrouseOSsloth-xgT02oIGbhu9drLO
 quasi79fu: sigh i keep refreshing but some people in chat seem to be ahead of me in stream then others..its weird
phoenixletmeuseadashd: can you not switch guns?
Bruceski: We're just precogs
DigitalSeahorse: 
ThrinagaBattleheart: Any bets on the next asset pack we'll see?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who leaves an i-beam in an alley?
 Diabore: oh right, theres also a "great ugly-looking goblin"
DigitalSeahorse: "You're doing it!"
 Nigouki: the Panzerfaust moment yesterday was so beautiful
  Foxmar320: Space maybe?
 MungoDude: I'm guessing ice level
 Drasvin: Sniper rifle seems to be able to kill the turrets in one shot. Though whether that makes up for the fire rate is debatable
Spades_Slicc: @quasi79fu Time being relative, you might be seeing the true stream while other people are having chronal hallucinations
TheMadS8nt: I think this game is made better due to the galaga sound when firing
 TehAmelie: well, we have 4x more life
patrick_stonecrusher: [Rod Sterling voice
 kingandcommoner: let's get grandma her cookies
 quasi79fu: wait
 quasi79fu: what?
DigitalSeahorse:    You did it!
patrick_stonecrusher: whoops
 sethtriggs: You're Winner!
 quasi79fu: im so lost in this game
 Akaiatana: Suburban Warfare
 Cptasparagus: I live in suburbia and my backyard is mined, isn't yours?
johnnylongtorso: where's the atomic bomb
 frank_the_great: delightful
Mathwyn: Very round dog turds
 TehAmelie: wait isn't this level from Guts & Glory
PhuzNutz: that bullet is slower that my 45-70 for crying out loud
 Drasvin: Who puts landmines in their backyard?!
 djalternative: all of my neighbors have landmines in their yards
ThrinagaBattleheart: Did this dev think they were making Homefront?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta keep the deer out of the flower bed
CuteTeaGoat: i think you lost health for picking up a health kit
 SkylerRingtail: In my suburbia, "land mines" have a different meaning
 crazycommie87: This game looks like it was made in the mid 2000s, yet sounds like it was made in the 80s
 ani_laurel: the suburbs got rough
 kingandcommoner: it's a bolt action pulse rifle
 quasi79fu: thanks enemies for standing still?
 RealGamerCow: the spider faucet?
lord_maxzion: Oh I remember that game.
 Diabore: was that the jesus game?
  Nirvana___: That's called 'Winnipeg'
 Kramburger: The spider faucet?
realbadatthis_: the spider faucet?
 djalternative: spider fountain?
 Strebenherz: That's called repression
AugmentingPath: I think that's three or four different games
 SquareDotCube: One Day for Ched
  Foxmar320: No one can forget the spiders
 SymphonySolstice: not the penguin on wheels either
 CaptainSpam: More spiders than expected.
TheMadS8nt: Earth Defense Force?
 sethtriggs: The nackyards look copypasted.
 Diabore: sorry i should be broader, was that one you played as jesus?
elkae: good old time ramesside
 undecided44: The spiper venom o e?
 Kramburger: I wonder if Ched's still hungover
 SkylerRingtail: Was it the insect-fighting game where you were also gathering resources and their corpses?
 Isaac3567: @SquareDotCube I'm drunk. I'm very very drunk
offbeatwitch: i do also rememeber spiper venom
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think I know what game he was talking about, but I can't remember the game
 Sethalidos: so the game was full of bugs then?
 TheNerdWonder: oh, THAT one!
elkae: Jason Welge and his saga of Time Ramesside
 Akaiatana: The spiders count was leg end hairy
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh, good, the ammo pickups are also physical entities, so they block shots
 chaos5896: that's funny
 TehAmelie: yeah it was one of the first versions of Time Ramesside
 PharaohBender27: Yeah I'm not sure which game Alex was referring to earlier (the not-Spider Faucet one)
 Saintnex: good ol time ramesside
 PharaohBender27: Yeo
WearingCats_CwC: yes
  Nirvana___: @Sethalidos I hate you for this
elkae: the story of the non-lethal nuclear physicist Mark Farrow
 CaptainSpam: Well, some revision of Time Ramesside...
 quasi79fu: so uhh then ememies look like people in tight fitting leather suits?
  Foxmar320: One of the many versions of it
 Strebenherz: https://youtu.be/lbZ0TddO8mw?t=7006
 kingandcommoner: spiders georg simulator
patrick_stonecrusher: @diabore could you please be more specific 
 Toxxick: I forget, was this before or after the Agatha Fisty Synth debacle?
 PharaohBender27: *One* of the Time Ramessides
DigitalSeahorse: F
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The first time you played IIRC?
 quasi79fu: road to nowhere
 Diabore: whe car
 Diabore: where
DigitalSeahorse: find car?
 Anaerin: Wasn't it X-21, the "Sequel" to Time Ramesside?
 wiganlass: I remember that! That was peak bad gaming
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The first time it was called Time Ramesside
AugmentingPath: Okay, but realistically some games *ought* to be killed
 A_Dub888: Was Time Ramesside the one that said something to the effect of "Who writes these things?"
DoodlestheGreat: So honestly, while this is basic as hell, it functions well, offers at least some variety and challenge, and doesn't make itself obnoxious. The video game equivalent of "It's got a good beat and you can dance to it."
DigitalSeahorse: the key car
 MacbethSeemsSus: Looks like I'm going to have to jump!
Spades_Slicc: I did just see a car (i think)
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 100 100
 DaFhaye: Hello everyone! Hope all is well
 CaptainSpam: I'll give this game this, it has a weird amount of variety.
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elkae: it was like the second time they played time rammeside I think
 wiganlass: every time the guy redid his game it was entirely different
elkae: like 10 years ago
 RealGamerCow: lol the health packs are 20 health
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @elkae Over
offbeatwitch: i like how the bullets do like 70 damage and the health packs give you 20 health
 PharaohBender27: @Anaerin I don't remember spiders in that, just Nazi zombies doing the Thriller dance and the writing getting Graham about the angriest I've ever seen him
 ContingentCat: To be fair I think it might be ok to not preserve games that qualify for watch and play
 quasi79fu: ok im gonna say it..bonk me or time me out..But enemies look like they are wearing gimp suits..I think thats what its called
ThrinagaBattleheart: No, that was the first look at Time Ramesside, when it was still New Reckoning
DigitalSeahorse: fun!
elkae: their first time playing was like 12-13 years ago
AugmentingPath: Oh, I see. This game puts damage on the stack
 frank_the_great: I spent most of my days there
niccus: my jank of the year has been Flux Empyrean. minimal texture work, janky as hell physics, scope higher than the stars, surprisingly captivating in its flaws
elkae: idk I’ve been following LRR since like 2008, it’s all a blur
DigitalSeahorse: wow
 ani_laurel: god i wish
 ErynTzun: That sounds veryunwise
 IanAllenBird: whoa
DigitalSeahorse: injuries
 Dog_of_Myth: wut
 Dalrint: I can't speak for the shooting or enemies but the movement seems fun
 Nigouki: their necks are just built different
 pleonasticTautology: tramampoline
BrindleBoar: yeah that's a liability nightmare on this continent
 pleonasticTautology: trambopoline
 SkylerRingtail: Oh yeah! Any story highlights from your trip, Graham?
 Saintnex: I did a bit of digging into Jason Welge and it looks like they’ve moved over to itch.io game releases
 ContingentCat: The things you can have with universal health care
 dumbo3k: yeah, in ground trampoline
 lamina5432: evenin
 sethtriggs: Most of the time the lawsuits come in to sue for medical care
elkae: @Saintnex oh noooooo
 RedAlexxis: Oh yeah, like a gym trapoline
 Getter404: Are we sure that's a trampoline and not a pit trap?
 DaFhaye: Oh I wish we had those when I was a kid
DoodlestheGreat: @Saintnex Good for him.
 ErynTzun: There are a lot of ppl that don't monitor their children when they should, and a lot of very dumb adults.
 SquareDotCube: the real awesome thing was if the playground had one of those backhoes in a sandbox
 IanAllenBird: you mean they can make those so you don't get permanent spine damage
 wiganlass: i remember a few years ago showing my nephew (who was considering going into game design) time ramesside as what not to do
offbeatwitch: definitely been on a couple of those in europe
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZ0TddO8mw&t=7006s Spider faucet link, credit to Juliamon circa a 2024 post on the lrr discord
 ErynTzun: Yeah that sounds pretty normal in the US too
 TehAmelie: is the aim low? no the bullets are just floaty
 Shadwhawk: https://www.eurotramp.com/en/products/sport-thieme-adventure-tramp/faq
 Akaiatana: Do not let kids play on trampolines if they are creature tokens.
 sethtriggs: Has those as a kid
Bruceski: We had a tire grid at my jewish center
 ErynTzun: We had a steel slide, and you could not go on it when it was super hot or you would get burned
 lamina5432: if you watch the most recent cyclathon on abroad in japan you can see them
  Foxmar320: My playgrounds growing up were dirt and steel
 GasCityGaming: Our playground had half burried tires that you could crawl under/into/ontop of
kusinohki: I'm an old.  the school's playground was on gravel...
 sethtriggs: Though we also had concrete play furniture like jungle gyms
  Juliamon: "eurotramp" sure is a name for a vendor
 korvys: There's a youtube essay about those type of playgound - there was a movement to make them in the ... 1970's, I want to say?
NimrodXIV: holy shit someone else played toilet monster
 quasi79fu: what does a car look like in this game?
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz No you misread me - I meant I don't know which game Alex was *initially* referring to
DigitalSeahorse: woops
PhuzNutz: @GasCityGaming Those were kinda the best part of any playground
 frank_the_great: Here in the states we used to have a "zipper" thing that you'd grab, and it'd glide a lil. Kids were hurt themselves a lot on it, so it'd be chained up like half the time
 quasi79fu: did a tree kill him?
 sethtriggs: Also those hot metal slides
 betweenmyself: anybody remember Slamball on MTV?  Trampoline basketball league where one player’s foot snapped off at the ankle on the first episode? 
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 ah my bad
 RealGamerCow: we had one of those things that was made out of steel and iron that spun around real fast. one kid leaned in and it sounded like a baseball bat hitting a pipe.
 RedAlexxis: I remember the tyre pile in my school, they needed to replace it because it was old.  So yes, it was retired.
 ErynTzun: @kusinohki I am also old, but thankfully ours were all on sand. Gravel sounds terrible!
 OldUncleDan: Just once, I want a game that instead of hunter-killer missiles it has hunter-gatherer missiles.  A launcher that when you fire it off it comes back with like food or some such.
 RealGamerCow: I was that kid
 CaptainSpam: Concrete Ball-On-A-Stick?
 djalternative: do you need to escort a vehicle to the end or something?
 ContingentCat: Huh
  Foxmar320: Never had that
 CodeIndigo: @betweenmyself wat
AugmentingPath: weird, the mine gameover'd you even though you had 80 health left
  Foxmar320: We had lots of solid steel slides heating up in the sun
 djalternative: so this is a german game then?
 quasi79fu: oh no Graham came from the game
 SquareDotCube: Is that a trampoline or a sandbox?
 narset6691: but do german playgrounds have landmines
offbeatwitch: there is a car right there
 narset6691: thats the real question
 sethtriggs: look at the size of those cars wow!
 Anaerin: I believe those are sand boxes, Graham.
 Drasvin: Every kid needs a jump pad
 GasCityGaming: an old neighbour of mine had a big regular round trampoline that was in ground.
 ErynTzun: I'm not really a gun person but sniping is the only thing I like to do, I would rather not be close to someone else with a gun in a game. Or at all in RL
 Xenguin47: Are we looking for a key for that car?
 SymphonySolstice: my elementary school playground was a giant sliver pit of 30 year old timber with a metal slide that got so hot during the day kids had to get treated for burns
  Foxmar320: Good design? On this show?
 RedAlexxis: @Foxmar320 yeah, same.  Never understood why they did that in Aus
 LordZarano: Can you change weapon?
  SmithKurosaki: Hows the jank today
 MacbethSeemsSus: You're going to find out you picked up the keycard 10 minutes ago with no notice
 margieargie: At least you can't go in the houses... though I guess on W+P it's very possible it's in a house you can't go in
 betweenmyself: self correction: Slamball aired on Spike TV, not MTV 
 IanAllenBird: ayy
DigitalSeahorse: ah ha!
  Nirvana___: Game changing!
 quasi79fu: we found it
BrindleBoar: rokkit
  Foxmar320: uhhhh
patrick_stonecrusher: real g's knew to bring wax paper to the metal slide
ghyllnox: \o/
 quasi79fu: rockets
 quasi79fu: Yay
 crazycommie87: Nice!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ErynTzun: @SmithKurosaki This jank has pleasing 2nd Gen game console sound effects
SnowBuddy18: oh hey, Twitch just told my phone that this stream is live
 sethtriggs: I remember Participaction
  SmithKurosaki: @ErynTzun Nice
 SymphonySolstice: I remember that
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elkae: my park still has a Participaction structure! it’s metal tho
 RealGamerCow: we had *pipe*
 sethtriggs: Johnny No. 5, no!!
DigitalSeahorse: Participaction  and BodyBreak
 Sorator13: It's emergent gameplay!
 KV1NN4: I recall parks like that
 PharaohBender27: @RedAlexxis I (growing up in the SF Bay Area) have visceral but fond memories of a metal slide with sort of cupola-like structure at top, painted yellow. It had been replaced by the time I was a teenager, likely for that reason.
 SquareDotCube: the balance beams
AugmentingPath: Does this follow slaughtering grounds rules? (ammo applies to whatever you have equipped)
ThrinagaBattleheart: Probably
  Juliamon: Aw, we just had the big tires embedded in the ground
  Foxmar320: The only park my town had for kids got turned into a gas station last year I think
 lamina5432: I miss the giant wooden castle structures they had when I was a kid
 kingandcommoner: I always enjoy the running patfs that have random exercise equipment alongside the path
 quasi79fu: if i were a keycard i would be in a better game
AugmentingPath: The bridge, presumably?
 BrainBetter: @Juliamon Oh hey, we had those! And the occasional wasp nest inside!
 MungoDude: is it the low gate you jump over to get here?
 pleonasticTautology: maybe you need to drive a car?
 korvys: Maybe a bad translation for bridge?
 Diabore: im guessing its that gate
 Xenguin47: Yeah, that thing
 sethtriggs: Was the gate the one you jumped over?
ThrinagaBattleheart: @Sorator13 Emergent in that it's an ongoing emergency? 
 RedAlexxis: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, all the new ones are plastic, which is marginally better
CuteTeaGoat: could try to find the vehicle we can apparently use?
 CaptainSpam: Maybe there's a vehicle you're supposed to find?
 Going_Medium: To get the car to the bridge?
 Athelgar: does that mean the keycard is in a guy>
 dumbo3k: That car was interactable!
TheMadS8nt: sounds like we are upgrading to DOS Duke Nukem sound effects
 IanAllenBird: why would they give us a jump if we weren't meant to be airborne constantly
 Anaerin: Can you get in the car?
 betweenmyself: @CodeIndigo there’s video of the Slamball injury on youtube, but seriously do not search for it as it is horrific
 djalternative: are the keys in that car?
realbadatthis_: was the E to drive the car
 pleonasticTautology: my thought is you need to steam that interactable car
 dumbo3k: You ran past another one
 quasi79fu: Keycard in a guy...Kairi is inside me
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh yeah, the black car had an E key prompt
 SquareDotCube: My school's larger playground had a climbable mini cabin and a playset that was just over two stories tall (and yes, one kid did fall off and break their arm)
 pleonasticTautology: no there was a more interactable car
  Foxmar320: Ive seen a few cars
 Anaerin: Nope, there's a second uncovered car.
 PharaohBender27: Speaking of childhood memories of playgrounds: How many of you know the term "tanbark," and if so, did you grow up in the SF Bay Area? Because someone told me that's a term unique to that area
ThrinagaBattleheart: But there's also millions of badmans
 ani_laurel: can you shoot the projectiles?
TheMadS8nt: machine gun crappy damage, hair dryer great damage
 dumbo3k: There was an interactable car that did not have a tarp over it
Mister_BlueSky: I'm hereby internally nicknaming the sub-ocean as the Emergent Sea.
 sethtriggs: big dumpsters for a house
 quasi79fu: why cant we blow a wall down and enter a house?
 quasi79fu: we have rockets
 sethtriggs: is there a dood faucet?
TheMadS8nt: so whats the story?
 MacbethSeemsSus: the game thought about crashing
 IanAllenBird: : o
 sethtriggs: the red car?
 ErynTzun: Along with a metal slide we also had metal Rockets in every park that you could climb they had open sides and there were 3 or 4 levels you could get up to. Just a very bad idea, so many kids got stuck up in them. There were very tiny holes to get through on each level.
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  Foxmar320: Gameplay!
 PharaohBender27: We GTA now!
 frank_the_great: Is it kinda novel knowing that this prob doesn't have a guide
 Decaped: This game has so much DEPTH!
Mysticman89: can we yoshi jump the car
TheMadS8nt: welcome to GTA6
 BraveOthello: I was about to say this game wasnt very good
 kingandcommoner: @Decaped now if only it had height and width
 Dog_of_Myth: Where we're going we don't need keycards!
 TehAmelie: i'm just impressed the landmines activate only for the car
 quasi79fu: man the driving in this game
 korvys: No, I said "key CAR"
 BraveOthello: But now we have a car and are going to jump a bridge?!
 IanAllenBird: maybe it's in the glove box
 djalternative: how'd you get GTA 6 so early?
Aenir798: It's impressive how sturdy they make cars these days.
 sethtriggs: Maybe too many events happened in the game
Flyingdelorion: Just hit 88 mph and you are good !
 ErynTzun: Car as sheild
 korvys: GTA 6 looking hot
  Foxmar320: E for car F for gate?
Mysticman89: it looked like a keypad interact
 margieargie: Pay respects to the gate?
  Foxmar320: No it was a F
 IanAllenBird: I also thought it was F
 BrainBetter: I also saw the F.
 Isaac3567: It definitely was an F
Mysticman89: maybe its possible 'keycard' is really 'keypad'
 BraveOthello: It was def an F
 ani_laurel: its a code?
 sethtriggs: you need keycard
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 TehAmelie: it does look like it needs a keycard
CuteTeaGoat: need a keycard for this code panel
 quasi79fu: now to find a keycard
Mathwyn: Use the keycard to pay respects
BrindleBoar: maybe you have to murder it out of someone?
 Dromos_GHG: is there a house with a unique color!
 quasi79fu: this is like looking for waldo
 Dromos_GHG: ?
ANeMzero: I like how the gate interactable was a numpad, something that very clearly does not require a keycard.
KeytarCat: As obvious as the car you didn't see?
 RealGamerCow: can you shoot the mines?
 Nigouki: have we ran on the rooftops Lupin-style yet?
  Foxmar320: If it drops from someone ill be mad
ThrinagaBattleheart: Can you shoot the landmines?
 ErynTzun: Okay so I'm trying to pin down some of the sounds in this game. Defender?
 narset6691: new fact learned, landmines hurt
 ErynTzun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOI7x1zWuLA
 BraveOthello: This is infuriatingly close to being okay
 e_bloc: watch and play games make a fool of us all in the end
 SquareDotCube: It looks like we could jump onto the roofs
 DeM0nFiRe: Because if there was a house there, there wouldn't be room for 12 mines
  Nirvana___: There is no house there because it is where they store their mines!
 narset6691: i just want to point out i think you dodged a shot and walked back into it
 Micalovits: Are the bullets... curving upwards?
aClonedPickle: giving the sniper rifle bullet climb is inspired
 BraveOthello: @Micalovits I think the sights are just off
 BrowneePointz: Looked through Previews Graham, and Most Decrepit Old Bird, Nasty Little Rabbit, Gigantic Big Bear and Great Ugly-Looking Goblin are probably the best Tolkeinian Voice names we've seen thus far  @LoadingReadyRun
 quasi79fu: i fired and i missed..I fired again
DigitalSeahorse: comb the whole map one end to endif they let you
 TehAmelie: aw, there's no Complete Garbage Warg?
 Micalovits: Damn, did that turret prefire around the corner?
Mathwyn: The pitter-patter of laser blasts
  Foxmar320: I think this game might be bad
 quasi79fu: Comb the deserrrt
Mysticman89: can we get on the roofs to potentially get a more aerial view?
itmightbemikey: What if the keycard only spawns after so many kills
 SquareDotCube: I wonder if it's up on the rooftops
 pleonasticTautology: oh it's a 10/7
Bruceski: There's a bear cycle, they're huge
 RatherLargeToad: Gigantic Big Bear is another Carnage Tyrant
 GasCityGaming: it's a 10/7
 BraveOthello: It's a 10/7
 LithelyUnshod: 10/7 haste hexproof can't be countered
 quasi79fu: up on the rooftops with saint nick?
 RealGamerCow: Tolkein, the master of language. Gigantic Big Bear
 DaFhaye: I just want wolves
 BrowneePointz: It's a 10/7 with can't be countered hastse and hexproof
 Strebenherz: I was worried the hobbit wouldn't have enough material for a proper set ala spiderman, but everything so far looks fantastic
 BrowneePointz: for 7
 RatherLargeToad: Hexproof, uncounterable
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know there is a new bear lord
 Sorator13: Nasty Little Rabbit will be an excellent crack-a-pack greeting
DoodlestheGreat: "Nasty Little Rabbit." That's for me!
 chaos5896: not a boulder?
 4AMDonuts: I also like Old Fat Spider
 MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out kids books make for good names
 margieargie: @Strebenherz Hey, they got three movies out of it, why not?
ThrinagaBattleheart: What's the mana cost on that bear? Because holy moly
 BrowneePointz: Hexproof, Uncounterable, hasting 10/7 for 5GG. it is indeed, a GIGANTIC Big Bear
 Diabore: im annoyed the little bear is a 3/2, thats way too big for a little bear
 Strebenherz: @margieargie I MEAN
 RealGamerCow: It was the HOA
CuteTeaGoat: the mine shipment tipped over
Aenir798: drop from the sky
 DeM0nFiRe: It was a guy on a bicycle whinging them like a paper route
ThrinagaBattleheart: 5GG? That's probably a great Limited finisher then
BrindleBoar: I think they just dumped a bunch of mines and turrets out the back of a cargo plane as it went overhead
 narset6691: have you EVER hand minded a neighborhood, it takes forever
Bruceski: Little Bear, Ordinary Bear, Large Bear, and Gigantic Big Bear
seanalpurvis: Hi everyone. This looks like 3d BerZerk, which I LOVED playing many years ago, but....
 Going_Medium: drone delivery.
Voidhawk42: Manure muck spreader and a bucket loader of mines
 couchboyj: Ordinary Bear is a 4/5 for 4.  Bear blasphemy.
CuteTeaGoat: there was an interactable in the park?
 Sorator13: I think they ran a minelayer through what was going to be the neighborhood before they installed the fences
WeiseDrachenJaeger: I think they took the Phantom Brigade method and used a scatter launcher system to disperse them across the neighbourhood.
 RealGamerCow: There was an interactable in the park
 korvys: Something in the playground was interactible
 Anaerin: Wait, was that swingset interactable?
 Zerragonoss: ^^
7gorobei: there are artillery launched and drone droped mines
 Diabore: @ThrinagaBattleheart sadly a rare so not gonna be very populace, and no trample
ANeMzero: around the outside? around the outside?
 BraveOthello: Wait I saw an E in the playgorund
 frank_the_great: Was there an interact on the playground or was a hallucinating?
 RatherLargeToad: Wouldn’t it be EOI for installation?
 ArcOfTheConclave: some mines are scattered from a plane
 foopoiuyt: The mines were there first, they built the houses and fences around them
 frank_the_great: Oh cool, not just me
 PharaohBender27: 
BrindleBoar: 
 margieargie:  
  Foxmar320: omg
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yeah I expected it to be rare, but true, no trample hurts that role too
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 TehAmelie: darn kinds
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 public_key_reveal_party: literal key hunting
 sethtriggs: whaaaaaaaaa
  Nirvana___: Was that key card even 3d? It looked invisible from the side
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: kids i mean
  Foxmar320: It was so small
 ani_laurel: i blinked and i missed it
ANeMzero: that was so small
 BrainBetter: Clearly, in the obvious place!
explodingcube13:  
 Sorator13: well done, chat
 LordZarano: That was SOO SMALL
 ContingentCat: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: take the hatchback
 sethtriggs: THose Healthys! aren't very good
CuteTeaGoat: didn't even see the card, just the interact prompt XD
 quasi79fu: i went bathrooom did we find card?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Sorator13: I'm glad this car is bulletproof
 sethtriggs: we has card
 Sorator13: laserproof?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh cool, the trash bins have physics but you can't run over the enemies 
 chaos5896: boo, no roadkill
 public_key_reveal_party: these henchmen really min-maxed shin resistance
 TehAmelie: you could knock over one garbage bin. but no moving mans
 SkylerRingtail: Interestingly, looks like the dev neglected to scale the health packs healing for this level - they still only healed 20, despite your max HP being 400
 sethtriggs: this looks awful to control
 RatherLargeToad: I don’t know, they look more Romulan to me
  Foxmar320: It's on record now G
 ContingentCat: Fashion with utility
WearingCats_CwC: Could be Inkspren
7gorobei: steel belted gimp suit for durability
seanalpurvis: Awww that blows, you can't run em over
 BraveOthello: We know what you meant Graham. Wink
 korvys: You can't just lean out of the window?
 MungoDude: well at least we now know the card location
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 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ToughClumsyMonkeyStoneLightning-kxKgIJU75H5es1Ds
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 betweenmyself: can you use the car as cover?
  Nirvana___: Hopefully the key card isn't randomly placed after every spawn
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LazyLazyRaisinHoneyBadger-XdBC0CDvrGC7NQJT
 chaos5896: was that a mine, or did they just END you?
 PharaohBender27: @Nirvana___ Oh nnoooo
 BrainBetter: @Nirvana___ That would be an impressive feat of "game design."
 korvys: Ted Raimi?
  Foxmar320: Fun fact?
 Strebenherz: The WHAT
 korvys: Oh, gross
 SymphonySolstice: ewwww
 djalternative: I prefer the Leonardo DiCaprio busted hand in Django Unchanged
 BrowneePointz: My fave Aragorn fact is Viggo actually parried that dagger cuz the stunt actor goofed.
 Strebenherz: ERUGH
  Foxmar320: Gross
 Akaiatana: Cosplayer here - yeaaaaah.
BrindleBoar: neat, gross
 sethtriggs: ewwwwwwww
 djalternative: Unchained*
 Xenguin47: I rather enjoy Ted Raimi in Xena and SeaQuest
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 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz oh dang
 frank_the_great: You should try to learn something new every day
 betweenmyself: hooray for fun 
 ContingentCat: Thanks I hate it
 DaFhaye: They have been really good
 thatguysteve2709: It's good tho
3 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
 djalternative: Apparently the new Evil Dead movies are really good
 SalamiSuperstar: Because of the Dark Knight effect?
 Getter404: I wouldn't say any of them are particularly serious outside of the Fede Alvarez remake
  Nirvana___: The last Evil Dead was really good. I am going to see Evil Dead Burn tomorrow!
 ErynTzun: Which ones the TV show and the movies?
 Dromos_GHG: Evil Dead Rise has good talk about it
 BrowneePointz: Rise i heard was great, burn was okay
realbadatthis_: rise
 BraveOthello: Oh heck, it's that the bullets are coming out of the gun and the "ADS" has the gun pointing slightly up isn't it?
 DaFhaye: The director for Rise and Burn are really good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is more comedy horror
 Dromos_GHG: IP sells
AugmentingPath: the raid notif blends perfectly into this soundscape
 PharaohBender27: Because NOSTALGIA BAIT
patrick_stonecrusher: they are perfectly fine
AugmentingPath: Welcome raiders
 quasi79fu: tenous connections
 BrowneePointz: they also did Ash vs Evil Dead
 e_bloc: very evil, very dead
 BrowneePointz: which was good
 djalternative: Sam Ramiy Produces the new series
prince_infidel: Name Recognition
Mysticman89: is the strat to grba card, open gate, and then grab car?
 Getter404: They're called "Evil Dead" because Raimi wants to use it as a launchpad for up & coming filmmakers, like the VHS series
 thatguysteve2709: I love the originals and still like the new ones. And just deadites
 frank_the_great: I'm on team rush it
 RatherLargeToad: at least call it Eviler Dead
 MacbethSeemsSus: What are you going to do, create something new and unique? 
 CaptainSpam: I thought the original Evil Dead was *intended* to be serious, but it just became... not, during filming?
DainBread: Yeah, that'd be like playing GOOD games on Watch and Play! (How's it going? XD)
DigitalSeahorse: to get more people to watch I guess?
 Xenguin47: "This is my new slice of life comedy called Resident Evil!"
 YFiddler: In the Hobbit that also happened with Balins prosthetic arms
HadesLeprechaun: If nothing else, glad Sam Raimi is kinda sponsoring new directors
 ErynTzun: They have Ash/Bruce Campbell in them?
 goombalax: speaking of which, new Resident Evil is a ground level horror flick as opposed to scaling military sci-fi
 NoxStryx: If you get realllllly pedantic they are not remakes, they are events happening elsewhere within the same universe (being caused different copies of the necronomicon)
  Foxmar320: lol
 Its_VeeBot: My hubcaps know no bounds
AugmentingPath: speaking of zombies...
 pleonasticTautology: lol
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offbeatwitch: this game sucks so bad
 MacbethSeemsSus: @goombalax It's the same director as Weapons!
 quasi79fu: and it was at this moment he realized he made a mistake
 NoxStryx: Which sort of makes it worse.
 darkcyril: Wait, are we fighting Spaceballs?
 DaFhaye: I think it's really good idea to no longer try to have Ashe and just tell stories of where the evil book ends up
Seagulyus: why is alex fighting...gimps??
 chaos5896: dont you hate it wqhen you austin powers yourself?
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: It's hard to take any franchise that has the word "Evil" in it seriously nowadays...
 betweenmyself: sometimes extreme tonal shifts for IPs create classics, see Super Mario Brothers 1993 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So go, clean the mines, then get the car
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 Mangledpixel: I should be asleep
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 ErynTzun: Since I don't like horror it's one of the few shows I have never watched that has Lucy Lawless in it.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah that's a weird name for that
 thatguysteve2709: I am confused but optimistic about new resident evil movie
 quasi79fu: oh is chat looking forward to the New SPaceballs Movie?
 e_bloc: imagine the moment in this world where you realize you're the only one that respawns
 BrowneePointz: So I know there was Ash vs Evil Dead, and that was fun, and then they were gonna do a crossover with Bruce and New Ash from the horror reboot, and then that fell through
 public_key_reveal_party: I like that you got your rocket launcher from the toy store
 SnackPak_: so rude
  Foxmar320: Every time I see the "Hunter Killer" I think about the drones from Marathon
 quasi79fu: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But same could be said about Resident Evil
loonifer888: it's randomized?
DigitalSeahorse: do you perm have key?
  Nirvana___: WAIT
 quasi79fu: is it random?
  Nirvana___: Was I right?!
 ErynTzun: Randomly generated?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Ohhh nooo...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Die, reset
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
Aenir798: Is it random, or do you already have it?
CuteTeaGoat: or you already have it
 PharaohBender27: 
 Kramburger: WELP
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe it is still on you?
Mysticman89: let us hope it just triggers a flag and you still have it
 korvys: Hopefully you just have it?
  Nirvana___: Oh its a curse being this brilliant
 MungoDude: do we still have it from the first time we picked it up?
 BraveOthello: I swear to God if it's randomized
 Its_VeeBot: I'm... hesitant about using that particular word to describe the enemies in this game...
 4AMDonuts: maybe you only have to pick it up once
KarolinaLinaLina: why are those games TINY
 sethtriggs: This game is pure, molten hate
patrick_stonecrusher: hmm...🤔
 SkylerRingtail: I'm gonna guess it set a Boolean variable permanently and just doesn't reset
 kingandcommoner: sorry, satan outsourced this game
ThrinagaBattleheart: If it just tripped a flag, then sure, that's fine
DigitalSeahorse: diabolical! 
 ErynTzun: Is there an inventory you can check?
 djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell are both producers on the new Evil Dead series
 CaptainSpam: Welp, sounds like it's time to change up games? 
 BrainBetter: Just having it fits better with lazy programming!
 korvys: Speed walk, maybe
 Its_VeeBot: In the same way I'm not a particular fan of that name being used for a particular image editing program
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, I'm going to take back some of what I said. It's a C-
 tehfewl:   
 korvys: Did you catch any good runs at SGDQ this year?
 Kasran: graham did you see any of sgdq? it was really good this year
ghyllnox: F
 MacbethSeemsSus: I want you guys to post your game times for these to see if anyone else tries them
 IanAllenBird: norp
DainBread: F
 sethtriggs: ooooof
 ArcOfTheConclave: respect!
 HadesLeprechaun: there are SO many mines in this town
 BraveOthello: F in every sense
 IanAllenBird: oh hell yeah
northos: yeah, that was so good
UtilityPunk: The nice thing about speedrunning Watch+Play games is that you can probably defend the world record
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: oh it was so good
 A_Dub888: It was insane
 Larkonus: Yeah, adef's Balatro run was incredible.
 RealGamerCow: I'm still trying to determine if the Balatro seed was really random.
 A_Dub888: (affectionate)
 e_bloc: elden ring was great
AugmentingPath: Funniest option: the keycard doesn't stay equipped, but also never respawns, and if you don't win the first time you pick it up, you're hardlocked
 CaptainSpam: Pinball on the big stage.  Good ol' Total Nuclear Annihilation.
 kingandcommoner: hey you pikachu was fun
 Its_VeeBot: Monkey Ball is always a Must Watch for me
niccus: an actual speedrun that involved people praying to the serpent
 shippityships: the 4 player all bosses elden ring was amazing
 public_key_reveal_party: I think this game's biggest sin is that it is not bad enough to stop playing
DigitalSeahorse:   
 e_bloc: the mod that made everyone die when one person died in elden ring was awesome
patrick_stonecrusher: SM64 tas was INSANE
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DigitalSeahorse:   smol
 Kramburger: The balatro seed was semi-random, the had a mod that got them a random seed that had perkaeo early
Shadowsoflife: 200?
niccus: with a death pact, for fun
 protojman: did you catch the hey you pikachu?
 A_Dub888: also if one of them died, the rest died too
 ErynTzun: That is exactly why that is not my kind of game
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MagnificentCogentNeanderthalAMPEnergy-jr15TfxKSWKUZEYk
trebuchetboy: Mitch, Aggy, Chris, and Josh
BrindleBoar: I like that the card casts no shadow but the key on it does
offbeatwitch: the way the car turns is so
 Kramburger: That was funny
 darkcyril: @protojman "Aaaah"
 e_bloc: deathlink was terrific
 ErynTzun: Masochism
 Atarra: catch any of the silly block yet, Graham?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The all gimp goon squad is a choice
 Kramburger: Deathlink Elden Ring for the subathon?
 tehfewl: Silly block is always a good choice
ThrinagaBattleheart: I'm a big fan of the first marathon completion of a Chaos Engine run
 atinyspacemarine: Greetings fellow mortals
 10of9: Am I the only one who thought the crosshair dot was some dirt on my screen
 OldUncleDan: I was watching the Pro-Tour and fell in love with the Jund Cosmogoyf deck.
 public_key_reveal_party: I love speed running as a comunity, and it is a thing i 1000% never want to actually do myself
 TehAmelie: could look for some health, but you need more than 3 packs to recover from one shot. . .
DigitalSeahorse: mind the mines
 Isaac3567: Guy behind the fence as well
DainBread: This seems... almost fun. Not ACTUALLY fun, but... kudos for trying.
 quasi79fu: where is car going?
ThrinagaBattleheart: It simulates fun
 Sorator13: I think you forgot to put it back into park
 Rhynerd: oh yeeah! I have some friends doing Arcihpelago now! ONe's going Dark Souls, one Tunic, one RE7, one Hades, and one Outer Wilds. Deathlink is on for OW and RE7, it got turned off for Hades and Tunic so their deaths would stop killing the OW and RE7 players.
 ArcOfTheConclave: didn't set the parking break
UtilityPunk: No ebrake 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
WearingCats_CwC: Always remember to handbrake
 ErynTzun: Parked on a invisible hill, rolling back forgot to turn wheels.
 SnackPak_: 
 e_bloc: not sure what I expected
 Kramburger: Sniped
 SymphonySolstice: phew
 BrainBetter: Car wants out of this game.
 TehAmelie: the bullet collision is just pretty dodgy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DainBread It is skirting the border between fun, emergent game play fun and boring. The line is RAZOR thin here
 Kramburger: Get the MLG replay
 quasi79fu: can we escape now/
DigitalSeahorse: player is secretly the guy from The Gods Must be Crazy
EvilBadman: @rhynerd I need to get in on some archipelago
 Kramburger: F
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yaaaaaay we did it
 MacbethSeemsSus: Momentum!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 chaos5896: Respects
  Foxmar320: We got this
ThrinagaBattleheart: We get to jump the big ass ramp
 ContingentCat: 
 MungoDude: 
 sethtriggs: Give it the beans!
 ani_laurel: finally
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Nirvana___: COMPLETE!
 margieargie: *slide whistle noise*
 PharaohBender27: 
 quasi79fu: ew made it
 CaptainSpam: So... this is a left-side drive, but that keycard scanner was on the right?
ghyllnox: 
 quasi79fu: Yay
DigitalSeahorse: ding
 Rhynerd: All the melee weapons seem to be stuck on player progress for the Tunic player so she's been running through map without any weapons.
 TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: 
  Foxmar320: Yay!
 Sorator13: 
 sethtriggs: LOL
 frank_the_great:   
 Dromos_GHG: Wooo!
 MacbethSeemsSus:    
 Kramburger: INTOOO THE UNKNOOOOOOWN
DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: 
 IanAllenBird:  WEEE 
seanalpurvis: Yaaaay
 sethtriggs: A winner is you!
 ErynTzun: Through the StarCrapGate!
 kingandcommoner: duke nukem?
 ContingentCat:  
DigitalSeahorse: war zone
 accountmadeforants: 
AugmentingPath: the Ambience Factory!
 Drasvin: 
seanalpurvis: I had flashbacks of Full throttle
patrick_stonecrusher: back to shadowlands
 BrainBetter: This game does not fail to bewilder.
 Kramburger: This stargate tie-in looks mid
 quasi79fu: ok who let the nuke blow up?
 Dromos_GHG: T2 future
 SymphonySolstice: huh
 Strebenherz: what the tomato way is this
 GasCityGaming: Wolfenstein?
AugmentingPath: hey, how come he gets to drive through the gate?!
 ErynTzun: Seems like you need a Vehicle weapon
 Darleysam: i mean, Elden Ring had 200+ bosses so...
 Zerragonoss: The health bar is a lie
 sethtriggs: is healthbar?
Voidhawk42: Where is John Connor?
 MacbethSeemsSus: 2D healthbar 
ANeMzero: Love that gate in the middle of the desert, know way around that
 Tangsm: Very effective security gate
UtilityPunk: I like the rock rolling around like tumbleweed
 kingandcommoner: was each level designed by a differnt person?
 public_key_reveal_party: why is there a gate in the middle of an open field?
WearingCats_CwC: This is the worst Valkyria game
 RealGamerCow: random rolling rock
ThrinagaBattleheart: Is that tower supposed to be Tokyo Millennium from Shin Megami Tensei II?
 thatguysteve2709: It's a tron tank
 sethtriggs: Wow is that a Mayan pyramid?
 Drasvin: I though that was a health bar, but it just seems to be a red sign over the tank
DigitalSeahorse: no option to get in I guess
 Akaiatana: You assume the red rectangle is health for good reason, but what if it's not?
 pleonasticTautology: go back to the rocket launcher?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh never mind, too many cooling towers
 SymphonySolstice: this is fine
 quasi79fu: this feels like MIdguard from Final fantasy?
 darkcyril: @thatguysteve2709 A trank if you will
 TehAmelie: now we're back down to 100 health. i fear the last level gave you 400 in order to be balanced
UtilityPunk: We're trying to break into SHINRA
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingFurryScorpion4Head-RjtP6CdIksXKl88O
 Dromos_GHG: theres a dome sheild over he Nuke plant?
Gadora: Oh, back down to 100 hp.
DigitalSeahorse: shield dome
 Kasran: is this that zone of war i've heard so much about
  Foxmar320: I need to know the deep lore of this game
patrick_stonecrusher: oh this must be Return of the Jedi
 BraveOthello: Stream of consciousness game design that's what's happening
 ErynTzun: Hey friend list. sup
 lirazel64: C T UAL
 BrainBetter: @TehAmelie And by "balanced" we mean "possible?"
 frank_the_great: Ah, Las Vegas
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time to break Truman out of the show
 Getter404: Are... are we facilitating the invasion?
DainBread: No, Checkpoint's a different show, this is Watch and Play. 
 TehAmelie: we beat it, didn't we?
 lirazel64: Actual plot!
 HorusFive: "The shield generator is still up.  Pull back.  It's a trap!"
 betweenmyself: tanks protected by shields emanating from towers?  Yes, I’ve played Vox Obscura in Destiny, thank you
 sethtriggs: those cooling towers seem familiar
 e_bloc: got a little old world blues vibe
 quasi79fu: Where is Cloud?
AugmentingPath: non-interactive explosives?
  SmithKurosaki: @DainBread Do I wanna know what trolly sillness youre up to?
  Foxmar320: K
DigitalSeahorse: dinomytenot
 quasi79fu: Is Sephiroth the final boss?
Mindfire13: This feels like a novice game maker's overly ambitious game idea
 quasi79fu: or a plunger?
DigitalSeahorse: dino might not
 kingandcommoner: does it operate on gungan sheild logic?
 narset6691: honestly that is a solid shield art piece
ThrinagaBattleheart: Indoor cactus is really giving it his all
DainBread: That's how power plants work, right?
 thatguysteve2709: Wait does anyone know when the dino dark souls comes out I know it's soon
 A_Dub888: I think if you want in to The Shield, you need approval from Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and Dean Ambrose. That last one might be a problem
northos: electricity as Tesla intended 
Mathwyn: A cactus in every house!
 sethtriggs: the actual plant is so wee
 TehAmelie: they actually put thought into this. unfortunately most of those thoughts were bad.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think our nuke plant is going to pass inspection
 MungoDude: it's a wireless power plant
 public_key_reveal_party: I drive by a nuclear power plant fairly often, i love watching the random arcing electricity
UtilityPunk: Checks out, that's where all the coolness comes out
 quasi79fu: Do nuclear power plants create their own lightning?
 Its_VeeBot: add gameplay
 Its_VeeBot: TODO: Add Gameplay
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Are there any other playgrounds?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Can you interact even though there isn't a button?
Voidhawk42: I give this game design student a solid B+
AugmentingPath: Ah, I see. It's an explosive that blows up rendering layers
DigitalSeahorse: broken beakons
ANeMzero: oh yeah depth priority on that dynamite smoke is uh... broke.
  Nirvana___: Every game must have a generator...
 sethtriggs: When this game gets designed it's gonna be so awesome
 Its_VeeBot: Get on gens
ThrinagaBattleheart: Aww, I thought that was gonna be a random shop to buy something from
DigitalSeahorse: jump on top?
Mysticman89: do they require reockets?
 BrowneePointz: Oh yea, in other fun cinema news, Ryan Coogler is shooting the next Black Panther on Physical Film(they say large format so potentially Imax?) either way yay film camera in a blockbuster!
 quasi79fu: anemone
 thatguysteve2709: Nobody ever made it this far
 quasi79fu: is this game even finished?
ghyllnox: \o/
 ErynTzun: What game is this again? does it show any recent updates?
DigitalSeahorse: ah ha!
 quasi79fu: OHhh
DoodlestheGreat: Tanks!
seanalpurvis: BOOM HERE COMES THE BOOM HERE COMES THE BOOM
AugmentingPath: Graham whispering "they don't care about you" has very intrusive-though vibes
DainBread: But they're big, and bad (probably.)
northos: we won, that's what counts
AugmentingPath: intrusive-thought*
 BrowneePointz: or me after a buffet
 thatguysteve2709: You see it's all about toxic masculinity you have to beat up the big guy to feel big
 quasi79fu: maybe we rocktet the power plant?
 sethtriggs: The SFX makes me nostalgic for Atari
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Foxmar320: I get the feeling this level isn't finished
 chaos5896: idk if you know this, but you were shooting the lasers...with your lasers
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm explodable.
 chaos5896: out of midair,lol
 LordZarano: From the description "Key Features: • Fight against enemies and navigate through obstacles • Unique story gives fun playing experience • Access and use different weapons to demolish and get your way through enemies • Advance through different levels • Solve different problems and puzzles • Use vehicles to go FAST! • Use different explosives to your advantage"
northos: @chaos5896 yes, I think they remarked on that earlier
 MacbethSeemsSus: Last and first step
DainBread: Mystery!
 shendaras: Can you just shoot the cooling towers with rockets or something?
seanalpurvis: (SINGING) little boxes on the hillsides, little boxes made of ticky tacky, little boxes....
 chaos5896: ah ok
 ErynTzun: My kingdom for white or yellow highlights to show the path you need to follow in this thing
7gorobei: do you need to find fire or a lighter to set off the dynamite?
 Akaiatana: This feels like a proof on concept map for a DOS-era mechwarrior hame
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 Akaiatana: game*
Mathwyn: Hey thats the box where i keep my pills
 BrowneePointz: Uh oh Bunkies
 Zerragonoss: Serach around the bubble for a conspicuous power cord?
Mysticman89: something pertaining to the electrified plants maybe?
 kingandcommoner: pillbox. time for your meds
 thatguysteve2709: Halo came out today but never expected to see blood gultch
 BraveOthello: Yeah try destroying all the power plants?
 TehAmelie: oh yeah on DOS this would have been almost incredible
 quasi79fu: uhhh?
 MacbethSeemsSus: a button!
 ErynTzun: Is that C4?
ladypluto: hi just joined in, what is this current trash you guys are playing? 
AugmentingPath: Huh. The actual dynamite is blue and the highlight is red
  Foxmar320: What is anything
 ErynTzun watched too much Stargate
ThrinagaBattleheart: Zone of War! @ladypluto
 PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
  Foxmar320: Flawless
seanalpurvis: Bless you
ThrinagaBattleheart: henlo 
 margieargie: Of course, why would we expect anything else
DainBread: What is anything here?
 public_key_reveal_party: they forgot to give the tanks ammunition, they are purely used for intimidation
 quasi79fu: what is reality?
 codatski: I do adore that when the tank things rotate, their health bars rotate with them
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits 
Mysticman89: beautycopter is high art
 PharaohBender27: Beautycopter was ART
ladypluto: i am here to enjoy pure trash :))  
 narset6691: that was an experience
 sethtriggs: I  Beautycopter
Spades_Slicc: Your baffles are "ing"
 BrainBetter: Beautycopter was surreal-baffling, this is "what was the plan here?" baffling.
DainBread: I love weird and baffling. It's kinda my thing.
loonifer888: this game is juuuuuuust too competent
 lamina5432: I still miss spud, talk about baffling
 PharaohBender27: @BrainBetter Exactly
northos: every good military tower needs a few houseplants
patrick_stonecrusher: remember something called Dog Opera or some such?
 djalternative: I know you had to use a trampoline to get to the bundle
 narset6691: i need to rewatch the beauty copter vod that was amazing
 codatski: !next
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 TehAmelie: Oikospiel, the Dog Opera, oh yes
 public_key_reveal_party: this game is like someone played a lot of fps games and wanted to make one while not getting the important details right. Beautycopter is made by someone I am endlessly fascinated by
 PharaohBender27: @lamina5432 Man, I should rewatch the Spud stream sometime . . .
 quasi79fu: we can carry it
AugmentingPath: maybe the building next to the bomb indicator?
 ErynTzun: Can you slap it on a wall like C4?
 HadesLeprechaun: Beutycopter was bespoke strange. There was clearly a vision there beyond just selling a product
cylindricpanda_: @patrick_stonecrusher Oikospiel yes!
Mathwyn: @pharaohbender27 Its a little gnome!
j_crane330: 
  Foxmar320: Rub the explosives on the house?
 PharaohBender27: @lamina5432 And by "rewatch" I mean "rewatch for like the 50th time" Never actually saw the live stream
patrick_stonecrusher: or that hallway running game where you started as a sperm and went through some guy's entire life?
 quasi79fu: huh?
ghyllnox: U P
coolbond: are you supposed to blow up the other power plant?
 quasi79fu: what?
 SkylerRingtail: I do wonder if the Beautycopter developer's other games share the same essence
 margieargie: Its planet needed it
Shadowsoflife: ??
  Foxmar320: ???
 kingandcommoner: back to its home planet
  Foxmar320: Im scared
 Larkonus: It had to go, its people needed it.
Tz_BG: You need some red and black paint to turn your blue and white dynamite into red and black dynamite
 PharaohBender27: They got ZAPPED
Voidhawk42: Hiut gone?
 quasi79fu: aliens abducted it
 IanAllenBird: arms got shocked off
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did you feed the cooling tower?
DigitalSeahorse: 
loonifer888: poochie
 sethtriggs: This is magical!
Astramentha: softlocked?
northos: would that we could follow
 quasi79fu: im lost
 TehAmelie: Oikospiel at least had a clear mission: putting in whatever assets they could find to fit the opera score
 sethtriggs: Its planet needs it
 lamina5432: @PharaohBender27 same, watched the vod a long time ago but was too late to the lrr game to see it live
 kingandcommoner: pulled a poochie
  Foxmar320: T posing!
 SnackPak_: I love the green man group
Mathwyn: The c4 died on the way to its home planet
loonifer888: They got T pain...er pose
  Nirvana___: This is where we test the very atomic weapons?
 ArcOfTheConclave: green man group
seanalpurvis: you clipped
offbeatwitch: they're fuckin posing on you
AugmentingPath: normal men, normal concert
 sethtriggs: T-posing for great justice
epsilon_vee: ^
 quasi79fu: ok who slipped me drugs
 Kasran: what do you do with a general, when he stops being a general 🎵
 thatguysteve2709: It's the green man group I hear they are real good
 Larkonus: T-Posing at the Concert, by Fallout Boy
 sethtriggs: I think the dev ran out of time
 Its_VeeBot: This is giving "someone's learning project that they put on Steam for money for some reason"
 ErynTzun: Was this designed by a child?
 Athelgar: were those damage zones for testing shrapnel range?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Self inflicted crunch is the worst crunch
Voidhawk42: Pressure from their game dev course
  Foxmar320: They never expected anyone to get here
 Athelgar: it looked like old mythbusters sets lol
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GorgeousRepleteLaptopBleedPurple-_hc9KrZmivxuLv92
 RealGamerCow: Their give a fuck budget ran out
 thatguysteve2709: Sweeps week was hell
BrindleBoar: if it's not in stores in December, no one will but it for their kids for Christmas
loonifer888: gotta tighten up the graphics on level 2...remember that commercial?
 accountmadeforants: Somehow this level reminds me of Redline (the old kinda good video game, not the anime). It's the buildings I think
 BraveOthello: @ErynTzun That or some with too much time and not enough follow through on a given idea
8000power: Was there a way in on the other side of that building by the shield?
DigitalSeahorse: their teacher wouldn't give them an extension
cylindricpanda_: @TehAmelie yeah same with Deus Ex Machina 2 tbh, definite vision even if it was from Neptune
 quasi79fu: how did we get the thing?
 ErynTzun: @BraveOthello No plan whatsoever it seems
 sethtriggs: @loonifer888 Apparently that commercial is still running! I saw it in the wild recently.
 HadesLeprechaun: vibe coded
 quasi79fu: EEEEEe
 kingandcommoner: it looks different
 ErynTzun: E
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 betweenmyself: And if Sony get their way, games lime this won’t ever see release on physical media.  Is this the future you want, you monsters!?! 
BrindleBoar: F indeed
 PharaohBender27: WHAT
  Foxmar320: Flawless
DainBread: Okay.
 SymphonySolstice: ???
 quasi79fu: huh?
loonifer888: @sethtriggs no way! that was out of date then, it's gotta be a total joke now
ladypluto: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingTenaciousWaterSMOrc-4wH6e745Ff9IU3-C
Shadowsoflife: huh
  Nirvana___: Man, AEW rings blow up louder than that!
 sethtriggs: Piff!
patrick_stonecrusher: 
seanalpurvis: pffft
DigitalSeahorse:   
 thatguysteve2709: This feels like someone played time splitters but did not what made that game good or fun
 ErynTzun: you CAN place it on a wall like C4 but it did jack and squat, and jack left ton.
 Zerragonoss: That but on the bubble?
Mathwyn: Shirley
 couchboyj: Could we get some yellow paint in here?
 ErynTzun: *town
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: Where's the kaboom?
 ErynTzun: Why wasn't there an earth shattering kaBOOM?!
 TehAmelie: sweet dodge, that guy
DainBread: Slowest. Rockets. Ever.
AugmentingPath: Pro war tip: make sure your antitank missile is faster than the tank
seanalpurvis: This is not Earth.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sir we've found John Connor. He's wandering an open field figuring out which objects are corporeal.
 betweenmyself: who would design a shield generator to have a functioning hit box?  major design flaw that would be 
DigitalSeahorse: maybe there's more packs
 ErynTzun: In space no one can hear the kaboom
 Zerragonoss: Well the last level showed us cars are immune to bullets
patrick_stonecrusher: gotta shoot like it's an Atari 2600
 Larkonus: Purely decorative ladder.
 accountmadeforants: Admittedly I don't think modern day tanks would care very much about our supersoaker full of gatorade either
 Its_VeeBot: Alex you think these devs can program an elevator
seanalpurvis: @eryntzun  nor can they in this game
 MungoDude: it's health I think
DigitalSeahorse: find sub ocean death?
 quasi79fu: you spin me right round..right round
DainBread: Hooray! Death!
DigitalSeahorse: or that
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DigitalSeahorse: pfft not far off
Mathwyn: Assisted dying turret
nevermore913: This game has a look i guess
 Vinewood_OG: The smash hit kpop group "Youth in Asia."
BrindleBoar: the Kevorkian Military Industry
 Akaiatana: "Sorry, you have Turrets syndrome."
AugmentingPath: the worst part is they won't even let you have a cigarette
DigitalSeahorse: "The new MAID program."
 RedAlexxis: I suppose all turrets assist in dying
  Foxmar320: LOL
 ErynTzun: They're no Portal Turrets with their adorable friendly sounds
 quasi79fu: oh no
 MacbethSeemsSus: My people need me
DainBread: 
 RealGamerCow: If its covered by health care, I'm for it
loonifer888: that one went into the ground
 accountmadeforants: Where it's most needed
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ErynTzun: The game that doesn't want you to play the game
 Its_VeeBot: Game Videoed?
 Saintnex: did it phase thro the wall and get stuck??
 Larkonus: "Gameplay"
kamilucky: last time it went to heaven this time it went to hell
 betweenmyself: if you’ve seen footage of the Russian soldier getting launched from the rotating gun emplacement, that’s more or less it
KeytarCat: you know what woulda been good against a brick wall?
 TehAmelie: i respect the persistence
 Rhynerd: over an hour!
 Dog_of_Myth: !break
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 Diabore: go piss girl
 ErynTzun: We got one that has a game one can game in hopefully
 SymphonySolstice: get fresh
 MungoDude: I'm gonna freshen my own fresh
 Xenguin47: Remember to freshen your fresh, folks.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well I need a new hiding space for my keycards since apparently other people also use kids playgrounds....
 accountmadeforants: My fresh, the my freshenmaker
  Foxmar320: I should freshen my fresh
DainBread: You know... I have a list of things I plan to submit here someday, but MAYBE they're too mean... then I see something like THIS game. 
seanalpurvis: Who's got the freshy freshy?
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 HorusFive: I haven't been fresh since the 90s.  Or funky for that matter
 AugmentingPath: aaah, ads! time to resub
cylindricpanda_: currently freshing w sushi
 accountmadeforants: @DainBread Honestly if it's not an asset flip it's worth sending in.
 ErynTzun: @DainBread There have been some utterly terrible things though, just non games so there are levels!
 margieargie: @MacbethSeemsSus Ugh, reminds me of the time I had to change my luggage combination because it ended up in a Mel Brooks movie somehow
 Saintnex: @DainBread naw, it’s watch and play, they’ve made Alex play Prayer Warrior twice now, nothing is too mean lol
nevermore913: Eww a pro AI ad from meta
DigitalSeahorse: "medically assisted iron deployers"
 ErynTzun: Anything with awful sound I think should be banned, this game was bad but at least with turning the music down the effects were okay.
DigitalSeahorse: @nevermore913 ew, burn it! 
 Strebenherz: oh no
 Saintnex: hmmm
 SymphonySolstice: oh
 ErynTzun: @Saintnex I mean there were so many years gap between that though that it was much forgotten
 AugmentingPath: amazing chest ahead?
 sethtriggs: uh oh
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 ani_laurel: oh i came back at EXACTLY the right time
 RedAlexxis: Adultsman
  Foxmar320: oh good
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adults in potentia?
 sethtriggs: "This is our first work"
 RatherLargeToad: warning: May contain a cave
Astramentha: “cave”
 KV1NN4: why Chad Doraemon??
 accountmadeforants: Staring off with the ambiguous QR code, bold
DainBread: @ErynTzun I feel like a warning ahead of time would make it okay... Also, Prayer Warrior kinda slaps.  (You know, in a terrible jank kind of way.)
 korvys: Also warning for spiders, presumably
  Foxmar320: Spiders?! Oh no
Mysticman89: use spacebar to become chinese
 Saintnex: Welp, here’s to my arachnophobia lol
 RedAlexxis: "You think there is some Anime" is not an encouraging statement
 ErynTzun: @DainBread I think it's much funnier to watch than play
 Sorator13: well, I have several points of feedback already, the first of which is "don't make me join a groupchat via questionable QR code to give feedback"
Mysticman89: unskippable  is an entirely different show
UtilityPunk: This one has cutscenes? Yo, this'll be great
nevermore913: But only one cave
 MacbethSeemsSus: *slooooooooow paaaaaaaan*
DigitalSeahorse: kitty
 betweenmyself: no Arachnophobia mode, 0/10, would have queen spider lay her clutch of eggs in my abdomen again
ThrinagaBattleheart: kitty :3
loonifer888: cutscenes? 
 sethtriggs: Are we drunk?
DigitalSeahorse: are we drunk?
nevermore913: Very 90s
 MungoDude: did that poster say Pony Island?
silenceaux: two penguin... pengtwin.
DigitalSeahorse: or high?
 Saintnex: uhhh
 Strebenherz: @betweenmyself  
 e_bloc: we drunk
 AugmentingPath: Barbie's nightmare house?
offbeatwitch: uh huh
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is her bedroom also the front door?
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
 quasi79fu: legs
 ErynTzun: What is this game rated?
 sethtriggs: dat walk cycle tho
DigitalSeahorse: showering in the bath
 RatherLargeToad: Barbie Dream House: 50 Years Later
offbeatwitch: it's a wet room
itmightbemikey: It's a window into the house, it's raining
patrick_stonecrusher: Barbie Nightmare House
 korvys: Japanese bathroom, maybe?
 Larkonus: Why shower just yourself when you can bathe your whole bathroom at once?
 RedAlexxis: #BatesHotel
 sethtriggs: Oh that foot
seanalpurvis: Wet room?
 Akaiatana: That is a teacup ride]
 Driosenth: exquisitely rendered chair
itmightbemikey: It's raining outside
 RealGamerCow: rain?
 BrowneePointz: AH! SIDEBOOB!
 sethtriggs: Mold is going to be her best friend
 Strebenherz: @sethtriggs okay so that wasn't just my imagination, that foot was shack
itmightbemikey: Oh, no
 Strebenherz: whack^
  Foxmar320: Vex Milk bath
nevermore913: Why is the bathtub inside the shower
 BrainBetter: Someone paid extra for that condensation effect, and they're gonna USE it!
coolbond: she is bathing in milk
 jhmv: sexy cutscene
DigitalSeahorse: sauna bath
itmightbemikey: ut's just
UtilityPunk: She's blasting the AC in her bedroom
 Saintnex: turn the fan on! mold!!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no the camera man's drunk
offbeatwitch: it's just fuckin raining in there
 e_bloc: what you don't use sprinklers to fill your bath
 quasi79fu: why is it raining in her bathroom?
 HadesLeprechaun: that room is SO WET
WearingCats_CwC: It's the bath conservatory
 RatherLargeToad: it doubles as a green house
 jhmv: be titilated
Mysticman89: bathroom with glass walls/doors is odd
 ErynTzun: Why are there so many windows?
 djalternative: why is none of this glass frosted?!?!?!
 AugmentingPath: Finally, a game that delivers on the implied promise of being a Steam game
 Kramburger: TBF, I've seen a lot of houses that have a bathtub with a showerhead
Shadowsoflife: Suna?
 couchboyj: Its a very hot bath
 sethtriggs: LOL exhibitionist bathing?
 RedAlexxis: how about that rising damp
 TehAmelie: condensation makes it sexy!
SnowBuddy18: the bath enclosure
offbeatwitch: damn that's fancy
 SymphonySolstice: that bathroom's gonna be 100% mold
TheMadS8nt: whats the catch?
 Xenguin47: Our bathroom has a garden...
 KV1NN4: What in the Barbie Psycho Dreamhouse is this??
 e_bloc: inb4 spiderface
  Foxmar320: lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: Was that a bathroom tree?
patrick_stonecrusher: where's the Muzak being piped from?
  SmithKurosaki: Oh i thoguht the pips were some weird fishbowl head on that person for a second
 e_bloc: credits
DigitalSeahorse: so many curtain hooks and so little curtain
UxCryptic: looks like a greenhouse
Xafty: weld it and get metal fume fever
 Vinewood_OG: In unit onsen? In this economy!?
 quasi79fu: ceiling
 BrowneePointz: WE'RE A PERVERT!
 Its_VeeBot: I feel like Graham and Alex should be silhouettes and be flanked by two robot puppets for these cutscenes
Mysticman89: im sure theres free mods
 quasi79fu: feeesh
 sethtriggs: Oh this reminds me of that "EVIL" game Steph Sterling did a let's play of
nevermore913: Are we her?
Pal_Friendpatine: The watch&play bug is happily floating mid screen
DainBread: FEESH
DigitalSeahorse: FEESH
 Driosenth: Yeah, that's why...
 WiJohn: Good fish
 MungoDude: W 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Decaped: Was that lady's perspective off? It felt like her lower half was confined to the drain.
 RatherLargeToad: @browneepointz exceedingly wet
 Saintnex: huh?
thebuzzstreams: @BrowneePointz always has been
 accountmadeforants: "late effect"???
 HadesLeprechaun: uuuuh
DainBread: Double Yew Sad Move.
 djalternative: oh. there's probably an independently downloaded patch
 RedAlexxis: oh!! There is some coy nudity in this game
 ani_laurel: oooh, transparent menu
offbeatwitch: ???
UtilityPunk: Unusually good production values and sensitivity for W+P
 Larkonus: Late effect?
 sethtriggs: spoopy menu?
 korvys: Choose your fighter: WSAD vs WADS
 SymphonySolstice: dynamic fuzzy
 Its_VeeBot: BLOOM
 BrowneePointz: Dynamic Fuzzy is my wrestling Name
  Foxmar320: BLOOM
 BrowneePointz: taking that
DigitalSeahorse: BLOOM
 RatherLargeToad: touch fuzzy, get dizzy?
 margieargie: Extreme FOLIAGE
 narset6691: DYNAMIC FUZZY
 AugmentingPath: BLOOM! Headshot
 couchboyj: Are we a Dandan enthusiast?
 quasi79fu: Fuzzzy
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Dynamic Fuzzy, by H Beam Piper
 Its_VeeBot: Email!
 ErynTzun: Mystery QR Codes are as safe as clicking on a mystery link in IRC in 1997 - Don't it's probably The Worst website.
 accountmadeforants: No but what the hell is LATE EFFECT
 e_bloc: how much for a dynamic fuzzy
Shadowsoflife: Sage mode?
thebuzzstreams: slow and hurry, love it
Aenir798: "sage mode"...
DigitalSeahorse: for when you have BLOOM squirrel
 betweenmyself: touch dynamic fuzzy, get dynamic dizzy
 TehAmelie: gotta love some extreme post-processing
 quasi79fu: who is breathing?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: sage mode adds in extra herbs
 AugmentingPath: Tweed pillowcases?
 djalternative: wait. does this game have actual closed captions?
 Kasran: love the labeled burlap pillows
 accountmadeforants: Why does late effect go up to EXTREME
 RedAlexxis: Sage Mode = Adds garden herbs?
 MacbethSeemsSus: well at least our fuzzy isn't static
UtilityPunk: Such a cool cubeputer
 SajuukSjet: i am living for the architectural critiques >D
 HadesLeprechaun: this home is kindof insane
 brainbosh: Sage mode is almost def some sort of nude filter yeah
 Its_VeeBot: Damn that's a nonexistant bezel on that PC
 quasi79fu: flower
 ErynTzun: 2022year7 what a weird date type
patrick_stonecrusher: weird floor
DigitalSeahorse: password
 Decaped: Stealth sequel to 12 Minutes.
Mathwyn: Why does motion blur always default to on even in the bad games
 e_bloc: waifu123
 sethtriggs: oh OK
 RatherLargeToad: @brainbosh either that or it gives all of the characters 10 foot beards
DigitalSeahorse: cute calendar
 sethtriggs: Is this Chinese?
 jhmv: theres some stuff top left
 accountmadeforants: @Mathwyn No, no, you don't get it, if it's on by default it's a bad game, no exceptions 
patrick_stonecrusher: metal rooster represent!
goatprince: september
 Dromos_GHG: sept
 djalternative: on a monday in the year of the tiger?!?!
DainBread: It's just a LITTLE clipped through the wall, it's fine.
 jhmv: virgo is august
 quasi79fu: help
loonifer888: upper left
 Dog_of_Myth: Sept
 HadesLeprechaun: if that's a puzzle to solve I think we've already softlocked
DigitalSeahorse:  
 tehfewl: top corner
 RealGamerCow: what are those floor lamps?
 RatherLargeToad: Solomon Grundy?
 MacbethSeemsSus: 08/??/1998
loonifer888: solomon grundy born on a monday
 quasi79fu: im a leo i was born in august
 sethtriggs: Those tigers look very familiar! I think I saw those style in this mobile game I have.
nevermore913: Why do you have a bird feeder in your apartment
 MungoDude: yyyymmdd for Japanese I think
 quasi79fu: septemgber for me is virgo
 Saintnex: imma guess day month year
Costar_s: I think the answer is in the top left corner
 margieargie: Year/month/day most likely
 SajuukSjet: surely it's ISO order, Graham 
Gadora: What day does that calendar start the week on?
 Driosenth: ISO 199808
teaandvalkyries: late august or early september is virgo
 Xenguin47: We're a bit broken
nevermore913: Year/month/day
 sethtriggs: Is it a lunar calendar?
 ErynTzun: 28-JUL-2026
DoodlestheGreat: My astrological signs are Soft Shoulders and Bridge Out.
 MungoDude: 19980804
cylindricpanda_: oh there's a little reminder in the top left corner
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It wouldn't be the 4th
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yeah, Chinese dates are gonna be year/month/day
 RealGamerCow: 3es
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: August 4th would be Leo
 quasi79fu: am i wrong that im a leo since my bday is this weekend?
 betweenmyself: cultural differences in date formatting is my preferred method of password security 
thebuzzstreams: calendar starts on monday, not sunday i think
ThrinagaBattleheart: And Japanese too but I'm 85% sure this is a Chinese-made game
 emberBecky: Virgo is late August to most of September
 jhmv: just like real hacking
 quasi79fu: or am i a virgo?
 RealGamerCow: I know the 13th is a Leo
 chaos5896: now divide by 2
thebuzzstreams: we're in
 Its_VeeBot: Windows
DainBread: AHA!
 AugmentingPath: 
Kumakaori: got thhere~~~~
 accountmadeforants: Hackerman
DigitalSeahorse: 
DainBread: We did it, kinda.
 Saintnex: huh
 TehAmelie: we hacked our own compiter!
 quasi79fu: what?
loonifer888: it can be if you want it to be
DigitalSeahorse: fun!
 BrowneePointz: I'm a "position of the stars don't determine your personality or life"
UtilityPunk: Yooo, the production values are kinda crazy
  Foxmar320: Oh this looks sweet
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Who'd they steal this better game from?
 djalternative: this... looks good?
 Driosenth: an icon labeled "That Computer"
 accountmadeforants: Wait this looks slick
ThrinagaBattleheart: It's the sister's computer, apparently? But also WHY
DigitalSeahorse:  
Kumakaori: zxc ?
EricTheOrange: this looks too god for W+P
 sethtriggs: did you get Frogfraction'd?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did they just invoke "It's Dangerous to go alone"
 quasi79fu: ok this looks good?
DainBread: Yo, this looks AWESOME.
nevermore913: Great music
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ErynTzun: I had to look it up because I avoid that stuff. Virgo, the sixth sign of the zodiac, belongs to those born between the dates of August 23rd and September 22nd.
 e_bloc: you know what, tonights games have been unexpected at the very least
Astramentha: Frog Factions 3? 🍿👀
Kumakaori: XD;.
 Saintnex: lava forest
 MalFnord: I clicked away for a minute and what the hell?
EricTheOrange: NES game biome?
 TheAinMAP: 
loonifer888: lava forest, duh
  Foxmar320: The Hell Biome
 quasi79fu: old schoold goblins and ghouls vibes
 sethtriggs: Green Lava Zone
ThrinagaBattleheart: Is this Frog Fractions 4?
 e_bloc: in my mind canon, this is someone else's game, they just created the first part so they could steal and sell it
 quasi79fu: forbidden nacho cheese
 sethtriggs: are the platforms made of butter?
 Sorator13: @MalFnord we social engineered our way into our sister's computer and this was on it
 accountmadeforants: If they did this just for a bit they've WILDLY misinvested their time
 sethtriggs: noooooooooooo
 accountmadeforants: Welp
Mindfire13: Minecraft Jungle biome, obviously
 sethtriggs: WaifuMobile
 ErynTzun: Tonig
 Saintnex: ummm
 HadesLeprechaun: why is THEIR hand so awful
 Dog_of_Myth: Ummmm
 BrainBetter: AI catfishing?
loonifer888: it's a trap she's not human
Aenir798: ???
DigitalSeahorse: "answer on phone"
 Tangsm: Double winks are terrifying
 RedAlexxis: the most unsexy wink I could imagine
 ErynTzun: Tonig we spell check
 MacbethSeemsSus: George Takei "oh my"
 Its_VeeBot: *robot noises*
 tehfewl: girl dinner
  Foxmar320: Bread!
 sethtriggs: the bread looks so 2D
 accountmadeforants: *blinks sexily for two seconds* *blinks the other eye over the course of another two seconds*
EricTheOrange: I don't speak what sounded like mandarin but that sounded like text to speac
Mathwyn: What did she call you on if she was holding a tablet?
 betweenmyself: Yes, I too wink both eyes in succession to generate lustful desires in male humans 
 sethtriggs: that is one looooooooong tub
 Kramburger: That reminded me of the Hard Times magazine article "ICE agent arrives home to a heroes welcome from his AI girlfriend"
UtilityPunk: Had to wash the keys
 Dromos_GHG: are you dressed?
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlausibleSincereStarThisIsSparta-sa6SXizZapD55ZMF
 MacbethSeemsSus: No dude, this is definitely the time to go out
 RedAlexxis: are you not dressed
 AugmentingPath: in the famous words of Ched: uggh, i'm very drunk
DainBread: Keys needed to poop.
 RealGamerCow: I've read Wazzocks, I know what you keep in your bathroom
DigitalSeahorse: keep your keys with your blow torch
 Driosenth: can you bring that loaf with you? that's what she wants apparently
 accountmadeforants: If that was right by my front door I'd probably put my keys there as well.
EricTheOrange: are your pillows burlap sacks?
 sethtriggs: Mrs. Smith branded pillows whaa
  SmithKurosaki: @DainBread whut
 quasi79fu: we have a backpack?
 Kasran: riveting gameplay
 betweenmyself: but what about that kick ass Metroidvania we were playing? 
 margieargie: Ooooh, just like Skyrim
DainBread: @SmithKurosaki It's the only logical reason for the keys to be in the bathroom.
 ErynTzun: What are all those little blocks on the floor below the desk?
 Akaiatana: This game is fascinating
 MacbethSeemsSus: usb-a? ugh
 djalternative: to charge your phone, you still need to find the cord
 quasi79fu: snake
 sethtriggs: but no cable?
  SmithKurosaki: @DainBread ADHD is a pain
Mysticman89: is the smear your passcode
 RealGamerCow: Is this Gen Z Myst?
 e_bloc: please do not charge your head
 BrainBetter: There was another instruction, when you tried to plug it in. This time, in the *other* corner.
  Foxmar320: Do we need the cable as well?
ghyllnox: It said in the upper-right, "to charge your phone, you still have to find a jack"
 Saintnex: click the power button it said?
 djalternative: it had a prompt in the top right when you inspected the charge head
 sethtriggs: so many games you've played that are just someone frittering their day away
 Dromos_GHG: power button left side
 SquareDotCube: I think they actually mean the button on the side
Gadora: Oh, cute. The monitor shows where you left off the game.
 e_bloc: and next we need to find the correct power adaptor
 quasi79fu: wow game seriously?
 MacbethSeemsSus: "yeah she invited me over, but I couldn't figure out how to charge my phone so i played a sidescroller"
UxCryptic: that table looks uncomfortable to use
 Its_VeeBot: PHON
 narset6691: maddening gameplay
EricTheOrange: ok I changed my maind this game is no longer too good for W+P
 Its_VeeBot: Like QWOP
 ErynTzun: Thanks for the demonstration Graham
 Nigouki: gimbal locked our phone
 betweenmyself: poor spacial orientation is my preferred method of phone lockscreen security 
Mathwyn: I love that the puzzles are figuring out things you character would ALREADY KNOW
DainBread: Ah yes, bip bup boodibibup.
 quasi79fu: we know it has low battery
 quasi79fu: Tell us something we dont know
DigitalSeahorse: find power cord
itmightbemikey: oh that reminds me I need to charge my phone
 MacbethSeemsSus: Charge. It. At. Her. Place
  Foxmar320: oh good Tik Tok
 Its_VeeBot: WeChat and TikTok
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 RealGamerCow: "where the fuck is my cable" percent
Mysticman89: got 130 on thier test i guess
EricTheOrange: from what I've heard of asain apartments this place is HUGE
 NotCainNorAbel: now does it charge in real time?
 Sorator13: I gathered that from having to turn your phone to the side and press the power button to turn it on
  Foxmar320: Amazing
DainBread: Cool, love that.
 margieargie: Now wait a few hours...
DigitalSeahorse: at least it's easily found
 narset6691: now we wait in realtime for it t ocharge
loonifer888: now watch your phone charge...in REAL TIME!
 ErynTzun: yum snacks
 RealGamerCow: mala?
 HorusFive: [4 hours later]
 Its_VeeBot: I don't think WeChat, TikTok, Microsoft, or Lays are gonna be too happy about this game
 Saintnex: butter chicken maybe?
 accountmadeforants: I did just watch a YouTube video of someone who modified a trackball to handle full 3D rotation in CAD, this seems like it demonstrates the utility of something like that quite well.
 MungoDude: looks like shrimp or prawn or something
 Decaped: Desert Bus but it's just watching your phone charge
 sethtriggs: do you have TP stored in your entertainment center?
BrindleBoar: copyright infringemint
 quasi79fu: we not going to talk about the HAnd?
DainBread: They did not pay for that licence.
 Vinewood_OG: Mmmm squid beak.
  Foxmar320: 
 narset6691: @loonifer888 hey thats my braincell you shared just now!
 djalternative: have you ever had butter lays?
DigitalSeahorse: regional leighs
EricTheOrange: ba dum tish?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: The Masalla Lays are really good.
 SymphonySolstice: hotpot flavor pringles are actually really good
 Its_VeeBot: Fast Charging is a hell of a technology, G
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: passport bros, but all about the snacks.
Mathwyn: Hyup hup hwah hyup
 MungoDude: Brown Rice
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's those 240v power lines
 Its_VeeBot: eciR
 djalternative: the tzatziki lays were low key good.
Scarbble: ecir
DigitalSeahorse: that's just normal rice
 SajuukSjet: this place looks like it came _right_ out of an IKEA magazine
 ErynTzun: big old bag of rice for an entire family or for 6 months
 SquareDotCube: why does the fridge need a bike
 narset6691: wait you dont have a fridge
Mathwyn: Maybe if you buy a cool enough vike
DainBread: Man, I want THAT charger... (Or maybe this dude's battery is just awful.)
cylindricpanda_: maybe it's one of them sodium carbide or whatever batteries
Mathwyn: Bike*
 ErynTzun: Stolen Celeste
 RealGamerCow: those might be octopus ball lays?
 RealGamerCow: https://thehelpfulpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/chinese-lays-octopus-flavor.jpg
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: you just slide
 sethtriggs: the platforms are coated with KY
itmightbemikey: one of the Summer Flavor Votes for Walker's (which is the British Lays brand) was Ranch Raccoon. Literally. Raccoon meat flavored.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rats Of Unusual Size? I don't think they really exist
 NoxStryx: Maybe you have to buy your rotund friend that everyone calls "Fridge" a new bike, because you broke his.
 betweenmyself: yoku blocks!?! 
 quasi79fu: this is rough
Mysticman89: this is a slippery game but its solidly a game
 sethtriggs: Not an invisible coin block but good as
 MacbethSeemsSus: "See bob, I told you greasing the platforms was worth it"
 djalternative: you should try honey butter lays
DigitalSeahorse:   
kaivex: Ah, yes, a game about telling yourself you'll just play a little bit of this game while you wait for your phone to charge. Finally, relatable content!
DainBread: You know those cell phone ads that are like "Bet you can't beat LEVEL ONE..." those are for this game.
 quasi79fu: we made it
 sethtriggs: whaaaa
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tentacool Ranch
kusinohki: we heard you like watch and play so we put a watch and play game in our watch and play game...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, is that weapon durability...
 sethtriggs: I wonder if this game is a premade asset pack
 narset6691: the 2
itmightbemikey: the ability slots on the bottom
 dumbo3k: your quick slots at the bottom?
 AugmentingPath: R-chery
DainBread: Rarchery
 quasi79fu: holy wizzard
 sethtriggs: ah I remember those from Kid Chameleon
Laserbeaks_Fury: R_chery
 TheAinMAP: 
SiegeFeathers: R for Rchery
 djalternative: man, they should've just sold this game. I'd buy this.
 TheNerdWonder: boneathan!
 quasi79fu: ghouls and goblins
 e_bloc: 99 luftgrenades
 sethtriggs: Ahhh castlevania birbs
 ani_laurel: those are skeletons walking in the water
 quasi79fu: ok this game is better then the apartment
 SymphonySolstice: amazing how this game is better than the actual game
 Artificer0: better explosions in this game than the last
 Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Beat me to it
 SquareDotCube: you made that skeleton bleed
goatprince: oh no my pond !!!!
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 ani_laurel: yeah this is fun
 BrainBetter: "R_archery" ... perhaps "resource_archery," like nobody translated the string that goes there?
Mindfire13: This part of the game seems mostly solid. Hopefully it wasn't stolen from something else.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why do these skeletons have so much blood?!
 sethtriggs: is there lag on the sword?
 AugmentingPath: Chat, we're all old here, right? Anyone else reminded of Jill of the Jungle by Epic Megagames by this?
 Rhynerd: fishing for skeletons with grenades
loonifer888: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa they're blood skeletons
 ErynTzun: Why make the other terrible game when they could have just done this
 BrainBetter: @AugmentingPath Oh hell yes.
DainBread: This actually seems like something I'd play. 
EricTheOrange: the game isn't terrible but they gotta fix those slipery physics.
Mathwyn: This is definitely reusing an abandoned project 
 Strebenherz: skeleton violence
Scarbble: @AugmentingPath definitely
 goombalax: i thought we played bad games on this show
 accountmadeforants: Starring Scarlett Johansson as: Slenade Grauncher
 Strebenherz: that's how you get the bends
 quasi79fu: aggggh
 TehAmelie: it's like reverse Night in the Woods where you really don't want to quit the minigame
 MacbethSeemsSus: neck muscles collapse from the gs
 AugmentingPath: Okay, good thing I'm not alone 
 Dog_of_Myth: This rules
 betweenmyself: gentle reminder, this female game protagonist *cannot* sexily wink her eyes in succession; that must be found in real life
UxCryptic: is this frog fractions 2?
 goombalax: close enough welcome back Blasphemous
ghyllnox: Fun story, when I was in college my group did a game for our senior project, and one of my teammates did next to no work on the actual game and instead put in *so many* secret easter eggs, including fully-functional Beat Saber. So I can 100% believe this
 sethtriggs: This is a neat way to get Frogfractioned
  SmithKurosaki: WE deadcells clonin up in here?
KeytarCat: Is the metagame about being addicted to MMOs?
SiegeFeathers: never mind the fridge and the bike
 e_bloc: these games feel like they were made by two different people
loonifer888: is the joke that this is the real game and you never go over to have relations with your girlfriend because this game is too addictive?
DigitalSeahorse: "If you don't like my game, here play this instead while playing my game."
 BrowneePointz: speaking of, I'm SO pumped for that new Castlevania
 sethtriggs: the spinning fire things from Mario
 Decaped: Stay in home playing video games; avoid getting murdered by a horror trope.
 djalternative: this game is much more forgiving than super ghouls and ghosts
 NoxStryx: What was this game within game called?
Mindfire13: This game kinda gives the vibe of someone putting their ideal game in something they were told to make by upper management
 djalternative: leather armor I think
 Dog_of_Myth: let's go
  Foxmar320: lol
 ErynTzun: hahahahaha
 RealGamerCow: Minotaur!
 quasi79fu: ahahahahah
 quasi79fu: yasss
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Sorator13: 
 accountmadeforants: @loonifer888 Honestly if this turns out to be a Pony Canyon bit where technically we're playing a game inside game the whole time but it barely matters that'd be pretty rad.
 RedAlexxis: I immediately thought of the music when you said super ghouls and ghosts
  Foxmar320: LOL
 e_bloc: tbf its only half bullshit
 ErynTzun: Cheat mode lol
 e_bloc: half man
 TheAinMAP:   
 quasi79fu: this is amazing
 Strebenherz: That bird asked for none of this
 RedAlexxis: Super bomber girl
 Sorator13: note that you do have a limited quantity of grenades
 Meark: this is dope
 MacbethSeemsSus: As miyazaki intended
 sethtriggs: uhhhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse:   
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 ani_laurel: "Boss Coming"
BrindleBoar: stop stop he's already dead
 ani_laurel: this is a great mechanic
 sethtriggs: a crate faucet?
Mindfire13: I hope whoever made THIS part of the game is successful in their career
 accountmadeforants: That's so good
Mysticman89: gold piles ranging from amounts like 10, to  amounts like 5000+
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlainAuspiciousRatDBstyle-d_Tw4YL0wBnTU3UV
 Dalrint: Boxes for everyone!
 Artificer0: have a physics syste.m you got to use it.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I feel like playing glorp for some reason
 MungoDude: is it the armour?
 djalternative: I thin the gray out is leather armor.
 sethtriggs: I have never seen a crate faucet before
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: It's everyone's least-favourite Glurp event!
  SmithKurosaki: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters That and Reventure
 betweenmyself: congratulations!  as your reward, have some physics objects!
Mathwyn: I think background is overlaying a filter on you?
 Strebenherz: YEEET
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunnyRelievedNightingaleCoolStoryBro-LUQq_V-ThNx5l6K6
 Zerragonoss: This feels like a Glup game
 accountmadeforants: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 SnackPak_: 
  Foxmar320: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 quasi79fu: wow
 SymphonySolstice: WHEEEEE
 RedAlexxis: Time for a crate escape
 Strebenherz: SUB OCEAN GET
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 margieargie: We made it!
  SmithKurosaki: SUBOCEAN
ghyllnox: Subocean!
DainBread: WHAT
 Sorator13: !
 WiJohn:   
 AugmentingPath: the meta subocean!
  Foxmar320: FREEDOM
Scarbble: we made it!
 quasi79fu: you found sub ocean
Astramentha:   
 chaos5896:   
 Tangsm: Amazing end
Lizardman175: subgame subocean
ghyllnox: In a dating game!
 e_bloc:   
phoenixletmeuseadashd: in...a 2d section?
GreyThey: 
seanalpurvis: thet was aMazing
 BrainBetter: Subocean in a a game within the game?!
SnowBuddy18: we found the sub ocean in the game inside a game
 ButterBall000: 2D SUBOCEAN
 NotCainNorAbel: subocean in the subgame
 KV1NN4: SUB-SPACE
 Its_VeeBot:   
 SkylerRingtail: Sub-game sub-ocean!
Voidhawk42: The SUB SUB Ocean
 narset6691: the sub game sub ocean
 ErynTzun: Welp we found the Overocean back to the not so good part of the game
 Athelgar: got to the sub ocean in the sub game
 sethtriggs: wha happa
DigitalSeahorse:    sub ocean
 accountmadeforants: Nah now we gotta find the subocean in the real world
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait, your sister's house?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex got the inception ocean
 BrainBetter: Wait, she's your sister?
 Dog_of_Myth: hhhaha
 Strebenherz: Well this went extremely voices of the void
 brainbosh: That feels like the first game they made, which they stuck in this game
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh we need to move
 accountmadeforants: So much for our nice apartment
 Driosenth: It's Rizzo
 RedAlexxis: um
 SymphonySolstice: dank ass apartment building
 ErynTzun: Okay are we squatter?
  Foxmar320: Like now
Mathwyn: You have a nice apartment for such a terrible building
 quasi79fu: where are we?
 Pheonix888: Sub Sub ocean?
 e_bloc: sure
 HorusFive: We've done very well decorating our garbage flat
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LazyDirtyKangarooAMPEnergyCherry-15QNr_ONDFTPYHdH
 Its_VeeBot: That took a fucking swerve didn't it
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgileFuriousSaladFeelsBadMan-cpt2hzdXLW9uIFXR
  Juliamon: These are very friendly rattos
 sethtriggs: Those are funky elevator signs
 ErynTzun: What's with the creepy wall numbers?
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah our apartment is SO fancy compared to the apartment in general like whoa
 accountmadeforants: Rats on the 18th floor??
 ErynTzun: An older girl?
 RedAlexxis: press all the buttons
ghyllnox: There are definitely games like that
 arcaneIllumination: Or "Get out OF your big sister's house"
 MungoDude: yeah, brother/sister in mainland China kinda changed meaning with the one child policy
 Its_VeeBot: k
 Dalrint: wait wasn't this just 2d?
 AugmentingPath: don't be scared, the rats are still with you 
 lamina5432: do we know the original language?
 brainbosh: I think several languages will use sister even if its just someone you are close to
patrick_stonecrusher: sister sister with tia and tamara??
 kumatsu: time for floor 666
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, probably the Chinese version of unnie.
 RealGamerCow: "sister" is "girl my age" IIRC
 ErynTzun: @Dalrint That was only in the in game computer unfortunately
loonifer888: @Dalrint that was the video game we were playing
 OldUncleDan: It's definitely Manderian.
 quasi79fu: ok?
 TehAmelie: could be a great idea, have a real good game in the game but the more you play the more Silent Hill your life gets
 WiJohn: That is a heck of a smart phone
SiegeFeathers: nothing up my lack of sleeve
 Decaped: Twelves Minutes was really influential in China. 
 djalternative: yeah. I think it might be the chineese affectionate "sister" as opposed to familial sister
 AugmentingPath: predestination
 Saintnex: Welp
 SymphonySolstice: damn
 quasi79fu: wrong flooor
 brainbosh: oh no the hellevator
 Strebenherz: DEAD
goatprince: now why would you ever do that
DainBread: WHAT
 Dromos_GHG: lol
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
kusinohki: "no one will be seated during the elevator goes down scene"
 margieargie: Well.
  Foxmar320: Hell was not on my to do list
ghyllnox: Rip
 SymphonySolstice: OMG
 WiJohn: GGs
 quasi79fu: what?
Shadowsoflife: Wow
 Saintnex: guess that’s why the rent was so cheap
 ClockTamer: Devil is a much better movie with only one character in the elevator
 RedAlexxis: never press all the buttons
 RealGamerCow: UM
Scarbble: you're dead.
 quasi79fu: How?
 NightValien28: the heck happened
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: This the 3rd time this week the elevator took me to hell
SiegeFeathers: maybe the sister is a nun and she'll uncurse you
 ArcOfTheConclave: lol
 HadesLeprechaun: you elevator'd wrong
Mathwyn: 
 narset6691: lmao
iarethel0ser: Go directly to hell, do not press go.
 foopoiuyt: But why?
EsperDerek1: I feel like the devs probably should of concentrated on the side scroller.
 BrainBetter: That was... It was.
prince_infidel: 
 Its_VeeBot: ?????
 Strebenherz: Hell of a quick time event
loonifer888: elevator's closed
 quasi79fu: please explain?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Stairs?
 Dromos_GHG: maybe take the stairs
 RedAlexxis: stairs
 SajuukSjet: should have taken the stairs 
 gualdhar: this is anti-elevator propaganda
 sethtriggs: Oh that was...never mind
 Vinewood_OG: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WiseSaltyPanGOWSkull-SoTN0ZH0Ro28dued
 Athelgar: take the stairs next time
 TheAinMAP: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: And this is why I stay at home playing video games and not responding to booty calls
kamilucky: this is justr REzero
DainBread: Man, this apartment SUCKS now.
 narset6691: what would be very funny is if you had to do all the wind up again before you could leave
 dumbo3k: maybe you are supposed to take the stairs?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did you die in a decorating game? For the elevaotr breaking??????
seanalpurvis: No booty call for you!
 NoxStryx: Maybe take the stairs?
 e_bloc: yeah R to start over is weird
 accountmadeforants: Don't you know all elevators go straight to hell?
 e_bloc: that would be flavorful
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think some buttons were highlighted after everything went red
 chaos5896: i thoufght that was japan?
 ErynTzun: Oh right you touched a bad number
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BrindleBoar: maybe the door open button?
 Driosenth: or get off when it opens
 betweenmyself: elevator saw you enjoyed finding the sub ocean earlier and thought you’d like to do so in real life as well
EricTheOrange: 4 is shi meaning death in japanese.  I don't know if it has the same conotations in madarin
Mai_Andra: Is that the devs way of saying people who push all the buttons on the elevator deserve it?
ThrinagaBattleheart: A lot of East Asian countries do @EricTheOrange
 chaos5896: ah, dont mind me. im not a linguist XD
 Saintnex: four is bad in Chinese too
 goombalax: maybe you need to get out when it gaps on you
Manae: Or staying on the elevator is just a slow but sure game over
 SimGuy3k: This elevator is very slow
 AugmentingPath: this building is so multicultural that I have not been able to label any of my floors
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RichVastSparrowPlanking-NPkxJ4H_vXWAhmAy
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiliableSnappyBisonRaccAttack-XAyIiOSkLxoKtc7L
 quasi79fu: uhhhh
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AcceptableUninterestedBadgerPunchTrees-hv-JZ1mZhBvVBPP_
  Foxmar320: uhhhhh
 MacbethSeemsSus: According to wikipedia, 6 and 8 are lucky, 4 is unlucky
 Sorator13: hahahaha
 NightValien28: nun?
 Its_VeeBot: Myaaaaaaah
 sethtriggs: well okay
kusinohki: if floor 8 is missing, was the architect a pratchet fan??
 quasi79fu: is that a nun?
 accountmadeforants: It be do
 AugmentingPath: Oh hey, that's a Sister
 ButterBall000: Oh that kind of sister
 TehAmelie: why was her face in shadow? i don't like that since Obsession
DainBread: That is a HUGE parking garage...
Mathwyn: 18 floors of basement parking
 betweenmyself: different Sister
BrindleBoar: "I'm here to play ghouls and ghosts and seduce creepy nuns, and sister, I'm all out of ghouls and ghosts"
 djalternative: the 3rd kind of sister
seanalpurvis: a parking garage 18 FLOORS DEEP?
 Saintnex: this game is dark as shit
 MungoDude: the most average car known to man
DigitalSeahorse: a very mid car
SnowBuddy18: there's no middle ground, it's either amazing or terrible
 ErynTzun: Game summary: The student sister who has been secretly in love for a long time has been missing for three months. Tonight, my sister suddenly called and asked me to go to an abandoned villa in the suburbs. I have no choice but to prepare for departure. It is said that the villa is a famous and dangerous house.
 SajuukSjet: does the key do remote unlock?
 e_bloc: south korea did become known for their construction in the 1980's...outside of the country at least
 NoxStryx: @Mathwyn That's the name of my Pavement cover band!
 Decaped: Does this take place in Chongqing? That place has some interesting floor tier architecture.
 foopoiuyt: Tell you?
 HorusFive: probably just kill you
 betweenmyself: based on the game we were playing, he’s got a tuner with waifu decals plastered all over
 Dromos_GHG: did you see what apt number youwere in?
Laserbeaks_Fury: These days? kinda is
itmightbemikey: What about a really nice shitty car. Like an old Honda civic but meticulously upkept.
 quasi79fu: DO we even have a car?
 Saintnex: also they didn’t even bother translating the rest of the find your car objective lol
 SymphonySolstice: oh yeah that's what city, guangzhou?
 BrowneePointz: wait
  Foxmar320: Hey pick me up a runner
 BrowneePointz: how the fuck did Snickers
 BrowneePointz: become Runner
 HorusFive: Man- can't get Runner around here
 brainbosh: Sometimes you just need to take a runner
 SquareDotCube: The downtown slope of Seattle
 e_bloc: runner bars got nuts, jogs dont
 chaos5896: Dude, where's my car?
cylindricpanda_: @BrowneePointz it
 quasi79fu: well thats a lets nope moment
 Sethalidos: the chinese under it says to left click with the key in hand lol
  Juliamon: BrowneePointz Snickers were named Marathon
 quasi79fu: chirp chirp
offbeatwitch: i love being able to see
 Saintnex: see the problem with the jump scare is that this game is so dark, I couldn’t even see it lol
 sethtriggs: Ah I remember those red bands from the first game
loonifer888: there was a person? I barely can see anything it's SO Dark
 A_Dub888: Oh no, we alerted the horde!
 Its_VeeBot: lmao I pulled out Google Lens to try and translate the text
 Scy_Anide: My workplace is built into a hill so every floor is the ground floor, except the second floor, which is technically the 4th floor.
cylindricpanda_: @BrowneePointz it's called marathon in the UK...maybe a tiny joke?
 Its_VeeBot: Left Mouse according to the text
 BrowneePointz: ooooooh. so Marathon was the UK name
  Foxmar320: Just break in and see what happens
 BrowneePointz: that makes more sense
 NoxStryx: Ahh, this is an Anti-Ben Skill check. Like those old manual based DRMs.
 quasi79fu: bong bang
 Tangsm: At this amount of car alarm, I'm on the monster's side
 tehfewl: other side
 calculated_uncertainties: Nothing quite like going through this in an actual carwash.
 MungoDude: such a good parking job
 brainbosh: which side is driver?
 RealGamerCow: I thought China was left driver side
 Its_VeeBot: Congratulations! You found your car! Winner!
 Saintnex: should be right hand?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Driver's on the left in China
 Diabore: this car might suck
 quasi79fu: help
 betweenmyself: like your phone, you need to fully charge the car before it can be used…  where’s that usb cable? 
 NoxStryx: Find the Insert Key key
 Saintnex: oh thank goodness we can see again
 SnackPak_: delicious gamma
DigitalSeahorse: so much better!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks
UxCryptic: hell of a park job
DigitalSeahorse: everything looks darker on old HP monitors like this one
 Saintnex: hahaha
 quasi79fu: out for a stroll?
 RealGamerCow: "Mondays am I right?"
 quasi79fu: LOL
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't mind me, just going for a walk
 SymphonySolstice: ez mode
 A_Dub888: Noob Proofed
loonifer888: that guy tweaked his back
 quasi79fu: feeet
 Its_VeeBot: Excuse me, I need to get back before my groceries get warm
DainBread: Do not feet the car.
DigitalSeahorse: oh dance walking fake zombie 
 Strebenherz: Dude it's just another commuter it's fine
SnowBuddy18: I don't usually check for car bombs
 MalFnord: SCRUB MODE ACTIVATED
 Decaped: He's checking for the garage cat
WearingCats_CwC: Just check for bombs
 I_Am_Clockwork: maybe he dropped his keys?
 goombalax: Zombie feat. Car
 sethtriggs: Just like the e-mail forward!
 kumatsu: you only need that sprung on you once
 Driosenth: yes, but I live in a shit area
DigitalSeahorse: I check the back seats
 NoxStryx: Gotta check the mob didnt leave any bombs
KeytarCat: cat, yeah
 NotCainNorAbel: I know people that check for cats or chickens
 AugmentingPath: He wanted to make sure there were no rats napping under there
 ErynTzun: I only check if there is a leak
 InconsiderateHat: I often forget to circle-check, TBF
 betweenmyself: “Any pretty Sisters underneath my car?”
 OldUncleDan: You check under your car because that's where the kitties hide!
 djalternative: nah. if someone wants to be under my car when i turn it on they are free to get run over
DigitalSeahorse: "Mommy!"
 BrowneePointz: ye the closest to "oh my god" is wo de tian
 quasi79fu: check the backseat
 BrowneePointz: and that's not a real exclamation
 quasi79fu: oh hai
 Strebenherz: GAME FAILURE
  Foxmar320: LOL
 sethtriggs: LOL
 AugmentingPath: you lose: dummy
 quasi79fu: what?
loonifer888: can't trick the carpool lane that easily
 Decaped: You caused property damage. Game over
 brainbosh: for faking the carpool lane
 Its_VeeBot: Yes, yes it is
 RedAlexxis: Game Failure is pretty funy
 sethtriggs: I love how the banging noises are also from the first game
 KV1NN4: That's what you get for driing int he Carpool lane with fake passengers
 betweenmyself: game over because you didn’t leave a note
 dumbo3k: I think you gotta  not hit anything
 MacbethSeemsSus: As sonic said, gotta go fast
 Strebenherz: This car is better than my irl car i'm not giving it to the creepy mannequin <.<
 Saintnex: in a parking lot, hopefully
 ErynTzun: Why does it sound like we're backing up?
 Diabore: this doesnt feel like "get the fuck out of here" speed
iarethel0ser: We're following the speed limit.
 MacbethSeemsSus: level complete?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hitting a dummy with your car and dying is giving me Pacific Drive flashbacks
 sethtriggs: Ahahaha is that the same gate asset from the first game?
 quasi79fu: check the backseat now?
Mai_Andra: is the parking brake on?  what was that beeping?
BrindleBoar: okay, what is "disaster brother in law" supposed to mean?
EvilBadman: Do you have a nickel stuck in the shifter
DigitalSeahorse: easiest exit to indoor parking
 OldUncleDan: Honestly, these have been surprisingly competent games.
 betweenmyself: this new Suda-51 game is too easy to follow
UxCryptic: man, we don’t get to use the carpool lane now
thavleifrim: you might be in a hurry to escape a vengeful spirit but that doesnt mean you don;t have to obey the speed limit.
  Foxmar320: Great park job
 goombalax: just park across the road she says
 Driosenth: YOU PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE
ghyllnox: 
 quasi79fu: who good puppper
 Its_VeeBot: lmao
seanalpurvis: Here Cerberus
BrindleBoar: 
 quasi79fu: LOL
DainBread: You're dead.
 Strebenherz: uh oh, chompies
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 quasi79fu: OMg
 Isaac3567: Man people will go through anything to get laid
 I_Am_Clockwork: that's the sound I make when I don't wanna do choires
DigitalSeahorse: 
 ErynTzun: Do we need treatz?
 I_Am_Clockwork: chores*
Mathwyn: The wimpiest dying sound
patrick_stonecrusher: ehehngehah
 AugmentingPath: did we bring a rat?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I hope my last words aren't "enh"
 SymphonySolstice: this is a very... desolate area for china
 Driosenth: or, just leave
DigitalSeahorse: treat other than me
 goombalax: run to the hiiiiiilllls
 RealGamerCow: this is a lot for a booty call
 kumatsu: wow, big sister has a GREAT property
 Its_VeeBot: Aww beans
Mathwyn: Nice featureless geography
 goombalax: run for your liiiiiifee
loonifer888: sub sub ocean
 MungoDude: V?
ghyllnox: V
 Driosenth: V?
 Saintnex: v
DainBread: Does that make it Sub-subocean?
 NoxStryx: Sub-game sub-ocean
Scarbble: v
DigitalSeahorse: sub sub ocean
ghyllnox: o7
 ErynTzun: Yeah China is not this empty
 kumatsu: we live in a 30-story high rise and can drive to this solo mansion in the middle of nowhere
loonifer888: look in the tunk
 betweenmyself: neat how her property is surrounded by vast stretches of emptiness
DigitalSeahorse: Japan toast
 djalternative: give the dog wine
Gadora: Excellent parking job.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Get the dog drunk
BrindleBoar: dogs like bread
DainBread: 
BrindleBoar: oh
thavleifrim: we giving the dog communion?
 margieargie: Bread and wine, now you just need to consecrate them
  Foxmar320: lol
 quasi79fu: ahahhahaha
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
 Decaped: the animation is even better in 3rd person
SnowBuddy18: is that the Oblivion gate sound?
 quasi79fu: do it again
loonifer888: soak the bread with wine
 NoxStryx: you have to soak the bread in the wine? Give the dog communion!
Voidhawk42: Careful of that fiorst step, it's a doozie!
 djalternative: get the dog drunk
 HorusFive: One slice of bread
 Strebenherz: are we giving the dog communion bread?!
 AugmentingPath: I'm beginning to think this dog might not even be catholic...
 spo8n: do you have any grenades left?
 goombalax: lmaooooo
DainBread: XD
  Foxmar320: LOL
BrindleBoar:   
 Strebenherz: Dog does not care for communion bread
 quasi79fu: wait we are giving dog alcohol?
 NoxStryx: Get rid of hellhounds with communion
ghyllnox: Unfortunately the dog is a violent drunk 
 ErynTzun: Dog did not drink the slop
DigitalSeahorse: wasted doggo still attack
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't worry, it's a lightweight
seanalpurvis: APPARENTLY NOT WASTED ENOUGH
 sethtriggs: LOL play beer pong with a hellhound
 Decaped: Gotta frame the dog for drunk driving
SnowBuddy18: is that cinnamon raisin bread?
 djalternative: that looks like cinnamon bread
SiegeFeathers: would've been good if the face of Jesus was in the bread
7gorobei: dog is an angry drunk
Mysticman89: its like when you find a drunk cow in a hotel room and wonder what kind of party went down
 Strebenherz: THAT'S RAISIN BREAD i'm not giving that to Fido hell naw
 Driosenth: "Bread" and bread*
DigitalSeahorse: wait for sleeb
 ErynTzun: poor doggie
Sudobyte: wait for him to start slurring his barks
 Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun It seems that "senior sister" may have been literally translated from female older school mate
BrindleBoar: turn down for what
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 quasi79fu: hahaahah
Laserbeaks_Fury: A little hair of the dog
 MacbethSeemsSus: Go inside "did you get my dog drunk!?!"
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ErynTzun: I guess it's better than sad dog sounds
 sethtriggs: Ahh Senior, that makes sense
 Strebenherz: A+ boyfriend, get dog drunk
 AugmentingPath: Is Sister Mandarin for Sempai in this case?
 quasi79fu: uh oh shes a monster isnt she?
 sethtriggs: I guess elsewhere this is Senpai
 BrowneePointz: oh hey he just said wo de tian
 goombalax: like Sempai
 Strebenherz: @quasi79fu eh i can solo her
BrindleBoar: Graham. The rats.
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  Foxmar320: That piano is HUGE
Voidhawk42: Lock the door behind you
Voidhawk42: Otherwise zombies will get in
loonifer888: why is he a giant in here?
 Driosenth: maybe the family isn't so well off
 NoxStryx: The outside looked like someones math notebook
 Its_VeeBot: spagetto
 Weagle: What a strange setting
 ErynTzun: The outside was like you were a squatter in an abandoned apt complex
 Decaped: They bought this on the Temu UE5 Asset store
 Tangsm: Dinner was messy
 Saintnex: ummm
 Orlantia: Bisketty and milch!!!
 djalternative: I think this is more silent hill than we first thought
 quasi79fu: uhh flooorboards missing?
  Foxmar320: Cool dungeon
 NoxStryx: Shes actually a wolf?
Mysticman89: maybe she has the bathroom from the intro
DainBread: Does your house not have a dungeon or something?
 brainbosh: oh no the house is mid-renovation
 margieargie: Ooooh, even comes with a murder basement
 betweenmyself: just some huge chunks of asbestos that fell from the acoustic ceiling, pay it no mind
 sethtriggs: I assume she is dead
 MacbethSeemsSus: Seriously
 quasi79fu: ok
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Lavender Town?
BrindleBoar: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ghyllnox: Get her in the mood why don't you 
 quasi79fu: random creeepy music
 arcaneIllumination: Mind if I tickle the ivories...
Manae: was the piano bench a couch??
v_nome: "mind if I tickle the ivorys for the first time in my life?"
 sethtriggs: They should do the Torgo theme
DigitalSeahorse:   
Mysticman89: now repeat
Izandai: I dunno, that would definitely do it for some people.
 SymphonySolstice: nosferatu is down bad
 ErynTzun: Off kilter Horror Movie Music so sexy
 goombalax: inshallah she takes us to the dungeon
 sethtriggs: this actually does sound like some of the Manos soundtrack
  Foxmar320: Perfect music to set the mood
 Strebenherz: oh PLEASE tell me this has a death screen to it
 OldUncleDan: I've known some goth ladies who would be into this.
Sudobyte: Nothing gets me going like the Lavendar Town soundtrack
 Driosenth: Why is my the light on my ground lug glowing red?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I always play the twilight zone theme to get my girlfriend in the mood
EvilBadman: "If you received this from a friend, your toes will be sucky by weird Larry" music
Mathwyn: Wait was the piano play this first part itself?
 ErynTzun: Are we in danger?
 betweenmyself: @sethtriggs 
DainBread: 
 AugmentingPath: why does this game just contain whatever loose gameplay was handy
DigitalSeahorse: sounds creepier slow
 Isaac3567: Weirdest version of heart & soul i've ever heard
 quasi79fu: hahhahaha
seanalpurvis: This is not making it less creepy
Gadora: Gameplay!
Laserbeaks_Fury: NO! AGAIN!
Voidhawk42: Foreplay is wierd
 SimGuy3k: @ErynTzun Surely
 quasi79fu: silent hill or resident evil vibed puzzzles
  Foxmar320: Only a flawless performance gets bedroom time
 HadesLeprechaun: You're hitting the same keys and they are going down in tone somehow
 evil_h2o_elf: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DirtyTangentialFlyDancingBanana-brf7uISGqIh9qckK
 Its_VeeBot: Excuse
 I_Am_Clockwork: you were
 MacbethSeemsSus: @HadesLeprechaun shhhhh
 betweenmyself: “it”?
DigitalSeahorse:  masterfully played
phoenixletmeuseadashd: that song was some sort of summoning ritual wasn't it
Izandai: hawt
Mysticman89: what is the subject of this sentence
 RealGamerCow: "let me get out the buffing machine"
Manae: Yeah, it was just a couch for a bench
 quasi79fu: why are some of the floorboards misssing?
 KV1NN4: So clean you could eat sushi off of it
seanalpurvis: This reminds me of that other game with the milk from the cow
Mai_Andra: ♫ You know I keep it squeaky~
WearingCats_CwC: Tastes soapy 
 Dromos_GHG: uh
 ButterBall000: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:24.
 quasi79fu: and we dead
 BrainBetter: The weird bedroom!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: surely this is the end of the game and nothing more will happen
  Foxmar320: oh no
 Athelgar: why does she have an exterior door for her bedroom
 quasi79fu: the rainy bathrooom
 sethtriggs: she dead
 ErynTzun: Haunted house
Scarbble: game failure incoming
 sethtriggs: AAAAH
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why'd you think
Aenir798: what the
 quasi79fu: uhhh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Izandai: WHAT
 quasi79fu: what?
 MungoDude: FishMoley
 Its_VeeBot: What
loonifer888: UHHH
ThrinagaBattleheart: WHAT
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhhhh
 public_key_reveal_party: What
 I_Am_Clockwork: time for our gov. mandated horror movie horny punishment
 YawnLance: 
 sethtriggs: RUDE
  Juliamon: Oh right, the spider queen
iarethel0ser: We silent hill now.
 dougma: is this art?
 quasi79fu: hello mommmy
Mysticman89: hey babe i thought we'd try something different
patrick_stonecrusher: hawt
elkae: I’ve seen this hentai
 sethtriggs: Oh she's STEPPY
 SnackPak_: I've had this dream before
 ErynTzun: Time to go
 tehfewl: Now we're Talking!
 Its_VeeBot: ??????
UtilityPunk: Oh... It was a dream
 YawnLance: Dang people pay for that
 InconsiderateHat: Oh no, new kink unlocked
 Dromos_GHG: lol
DigitalSeahorse:  
 chaos5896: Quick, call Adam
 goombalax: no regrets perfect ending
 Strebenherz: Holy shit
 NightValien28: what in the ever loving shit is happening
 jhmv: nice
Astramentha: oh we getting murdered
 foopoiuyt: You need better drugs
 RealGamerCow: we found the dev's kink
BrindleBoar: episode one: the author's fetish
 SymphonySolstice: ok cool
 Darleysam: now for some people, this might be seen as a win-con
Izandai: Oh you're not dead!
DigitalSeahorse: 
pimiento: cool friend
 Nigouki: HOLD UP
  Nirvana___: Wait thats not the end of the game?!
 MacbethSeemsSus: You didn't even have to pay for that
 JadedCynic: hey guys what.....
 sethtriggs: Holy Dimitirescu!
 TheNerdWonder: apparently that was the intended route?
 HadesLeprechaun: that was SOMEones fetish
 Nigouki: D:
DigitalSeahorse:   
 HorusFive: This game is wild
  Foxmar320: Oh heck no
 Its_VeeBot: Space Jump?
 betweenmyself: so…  no Arachnophobia settings for that, huh?
SiegeFeathers: "this booty's a bit cooler than i was expectiiiiing!!"
 RedAlexxis: Well, I guess we know what the fettishes of the devs are ... gross
Desruprot: 
 lamina5432: this sure isn't a cave
 BraveOthello: Big Lady ...
 e_bloc: if you want a vision of the future, think of a bug-faced bikini-clad woman stomping a human face with a stilleto forever
 JadedCynic: y'know what? I think I'll wait and get context from the VOD....
  SmithKurosaki: No one tall Adam 
 SimGuy3k: So that wasn't a failure
 ErynTzun: "The senior I have been in love with for a long time has been missing for three months. I searched everywhere, but I couldn't find any information. She seemed to have evaporated from the world. Tonight, my senior sister suddenly made a video call. In the picture, my senior sister's face was pale, and she asked me to go to an abandoned villa in the suburbs, and told me to come alone. I had no choice but to prepare to leave. It is said that the villa is a famous haunted house."
 BraveOthello: @lamina5432 I think they meant "cave"
DainBread: 
EvilBadman: Content warning: arachno....philia?
 AugmentingPath: hello again whiniest death noise
Mysticman89: whatever was on the ground is still on the ground
DigitalSeahorse:  culldesack
 Strebenherz: is this how we find our girlfriend broke up with us for a spider queen?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveObedientFennelBleedPurple-8U7DDU9_d-IiSI8F
 ErynTzun: "I, who was full of thoughts about ending my 20 years of being single, rushed to my senior sister's house, but she kept soaking in the bathtub and refused to come out. Thinking of how many opportunities I missed because of my cowardice in the past, I plucked up the courage to push open the door of the bathroom. Unexpectedly, the next scene was unforgettable for me..."
 BrainBetter: The jokes write themselves.
 ArcOfTheConclave: when did watch + play become lets nope?
 GhostValv: wood
 NoxStryx: Find an nail and you have a weapon
 sethtriggs: You're going to rap someone's knuckles so hard
DigitalSeahorse: wood to fix the floor?
 betweenmyself: does “fairy jump” = jump scare?
 RedAlexxis: look out! Here comes the spider bobbles?
 ErynTzun: Yes very unforgettable, get stepped on and DIE coward or whatever.
 AugmentingPath: @betweenmyself I wonder if it's something like "jumped to the fairy world"
 sethtriggs: sounds like just a complete literal Babelfish translation
 Decaped: Giant spider crawling through a house sounds amazing.
 Darleysam: just loop them while everyone else fixes generators
 betweenmyself: @AugmentingPath I could see that
 ErynTzun: Yeah this isn't very Hong Kong Martial arts-y
UtilityPunk: Too bad spider lady doesn't climb on the ceiling
 sethtriggs: I guess there's remote locks
 sethtriggs: The anatomy of this house is amazing
 goombalax: she's not NOT your sister, got it
 MacbethSeemsSus: Too bad you drugged the dog and it can't help
 Decaped: This wouldn't be the first horror game where it's your sister.
 NoxStryx: Mature Content Description  The developers describe the content like this:  There will be two scenes of bathing during the game
Astramentha: I’ve been assuming “senior sister” is similar to “senpai
 SquareDotCube: can we pry open doors?
 ErynTzun: Escaping from being punched or stepped on?
  Foxmar320: Well we know we can get wood
Izandai: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
  Foxmar320: WHY
 sethtriggs: The steppy isn't mature enough?
ghyllnox: @NoxStryx Well, so far we've had two
Despoiler98: HUH
 SymphonySolstice: uhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: WHY
BrindleBoar: to keep it cool, obviously
 MacbethSeemsSus: To marinade it, obviously
 Orlantia: @astramentha that does seem to be the translation
loonifer888: BURN IT DOWN
 atinyspacemarine: it's important to gel you gas
 foopoiuyt: Light the house on fire?
 sethtriggs: well okay
 JKBalch: Crack open a cold one?\
 djalternative: where else would you keep it?
 goombalax: to keep it cold duh
 jhmv: the fridge gas, of course
Izandai: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
 AugmentingPath: for to kill it with fire
UtilityPunk: Keeping it cool, because it's flammable
Mysticman89: gas+wwood+???=fire?
 Diabore: you dont keep your gas in the fridge right?
seanalpurvis: set the house on fire
pimiento: it keeps it more dense, it'll be more powerful that way
 Drasvin: Gotta keep it cold so it doesn't combust?
 lamina5432: we burnen the house down
 RedAlexxis: Keeping your gas cold?
Mathwyn: I feel like the 3rd person view isn't helping 
 Vinewood_OG: Cooking with gas, obviously.
 sethtriggs: Insurance Fraud Starter Pack
 e_bloc: yeah that's what's weird about this
 BraveOthello: Do we burn the house down?
 Zerragonoss: Well this is a spider worth burning a house down.
Voidhawk42: LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER DOOOOOWN
 countingku: lmao gas climate control
loonifer888: You know the joke where your burn your whole house down when you find a spider in it?
 NoxStryx: @ghyllnox That is from the steam page for the game.
  Foxmar320: So we burning this place down?
 RedRaptor: Refrigerate your gas after opening.
 betweenmyself: gotta keep your jerry can cool, to make sure the fuel doesn’t spontaneously combust 
DigitalSeahorse: keys in the bathroom and gas in the fridge, what's next more gas by the TV?
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  Foxmar320: LOL
 kumatsu: do we need to start a fire somewhere?
 Dog_of_Myth: @Foxmar320 Only way to be sure
 SquareDotCube: A keycard for a windowed door...
 Tangsm: The most secure guest bedroom ever
 Vinewood_OG: @Voidhawk42 Don't have to tell me twice! 🔥🔥🔥
 Darleysam: @betweenmyself and your Mike can, too
 ErynTzun: I feel like a lot of this is lost on us due to bad translation and lack of cultural context
UtilityPunk: I don't think this is the kinda hot night the dude was hoping for
 MacbethSeemsSus: Make sure to marinade your gasoline for at least 4 hours before igniting
 BraveOthello: Wait does "novice protection mechanism" mean "noob pity mode"?!
 tipulsar85: So how jank have today's offering been?
 arcaneIllumination: @BraveOthello Yes
Shadowsoflife: Jank
 JKBalch: Coming in late, are you being chased by a spider lady or is that the arachnophobia mode?
 Akaiatana: Graham! Sspiders have reach!
DainBread: Seems that way? XD
 AugmentingPath: can we combine the wood and gas to make a torch or something?
DigitalSeahorse:   
UxCryptic: burning down the house! 🎶
 sethtriggs: Oh is this like that Alien Wasteland game and you have to collect all the jerry cans
PhuzNutz: Just a jump to the left, and a step to the riiIIiiIIIiiIIIiight
 BraveOthello: @arcaneIllumination Hahahahaha
Mysticman89: can we loot before triggering spider lady?
 betweenmyself: @Darleysam a Penny Arcade reference at this hour?  have you no shame? 
 RealGamerCow: oh theres a basement?
  Juliamon: tipulsar85 We found a meta-subocean!
Izandai: @ErynTzun I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that "gasoline canister in fridge" also reads as ridiculous to the target audience.
DigitalSeahorse: win by planking?
Mathwyn: Guy guys I think this game isn't very good
 dumbo3k: There is a key in the closet in your girls room
 e_bloc: this is the original story little miss muffet was based upon
 Isaac3567: Can we collect any of this stuff before triggering the spider?
 KV1NN4: thaat'sd not a [piano bench!
 Darleysam: @betweenmyself you started it
 BraveOthello: @Mathwyn First time on the show then 
 Darleysam: !
Mindfire13: Is a "Fairy Jump" something that was translated weirdly?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The room where you store your gloves
 goombalax: novice protection probably
 MacbethSeemsSus: The room for our gloves
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 djalternative: you don't have a room for your gloves, graham?
  Foxmar320: wat
 sethtriggs: Every house should have a bank vault door
DigitalSeahorse: so many gloves
DainBread: That... doesn't seem like it should work, but alright then.
 e_bloc: wait til you find the deglove room
Izandai: Damn, I should play more The Long Dark.
 couchboyj: Whats the glove room?  Locked, I'm guessing.
 sethtriggs: this really IS Alien Wasteland
 kumatsu: how many Jerry Cans are you on, my dude
UtilityPunk: You know your gf is into wild stuff when she has a cage door for the basement
 Darleysam: @betweenmyself but also no, sadly no shame 
DigitalSeahorse: a sculpted egg?
 HadesLeprechaun: alien egg
 sethtriggs: A spider egg?
Voidhawk42: Spider. Egg.
 brainbosh: spider egg?
 djalternative: it's a spider egg I think
 betweenmyself: burn it!  burn it with all the fire we can realistically manage!
 JKBalch: Spider jar
 NoxStryx: It actually looks like based on the steam page there is quite a bit of content
 ErynTzun: @Izandai Yes there are definitely parts there is plenty of poorly thought out nonsense.
 NoxStryx: That looked like a spider egg.
iarethel0ser: @betweenmyself We have a lot of gas cans and a house.  Seems like a lot of fire we can manage.
 Decaped: is there a second egg? trap her on the stairs!
 quasi79fu: thanks for stream i tired...so good night
 BraveOthello: Why does every room of this house have a gas can?
 foopoiuyt: Given murdered by dog or whatever the f is in this house, I think dog might be a the choice.
 goombalax: don't you have to actively use the keys
 MacbethSeemsSus: How much do you think this game was just "I want a woman to crawl on all fours toward me"
DigitalSeahorse: there's a further downstairs?
 Orlantia: @macbethseemssus yes
 NoxStryx: Burn eggs?
Mysticman89: first floor could be the one after ground floor depending on their convention
 SpleenLord: Set egg on fire
Mathwyn: There has to be some way to burn the eggs right?
 betweenmyself: I can see this section becoming a serious chokepoint if we have to collect ALL of the wood and jerry cans without getting caught once
 ryuhimora: burn egs
 NoxStryx: Gasoline + egg + fire
Izandai: Cool great awesome good.
  Foxmar320: Maybe you have to burn the eggs?
 MungoDude: can you collect things before activating her?
DigitalSeahorse: @NoxStryx 
 BraveOthello: I think it's "noob help mode" yeah
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 ryuhimora: what.
 MacbethSeemsSus: burn the eggs?
 Akaiatana: Oh, this is Silksong
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 ErynTzun: My watching review would consist of other games that have sexy spider ladies that are actual games if that is the draw of this game.
 NightValien28: that sounds like a bad idea
 e_bloc: but what if we just go play game
 dumbo3k: There is a key in the closet in the girls room
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CooperativeAgileShieldFUNgineer-Hlp5CKzGKnvxd7Ix
 AugmentingPath: what's "EGGS" on a keypad?
 Decaped: there was a marriage photo, could be another date
DigitalSeahorse: try to pick up everything I guess
 ErynTzun: There are so many other better spider ladies
 arcaneIllumination: The assistance seems to get bigger and bigger each time.
 googoltudoris: you get into that room by breaking the glass, obviously 
 calculated_uncertainties: We have to summon her, or something.
 e_bloc: I was expecting the depth of a petri dis
 ButterBall000: It's almost a single player Devour
 e_bloc: *dish
 Saintnex: shockingly thought out
DoodlestheGreat: You gotta EARN your scantily clad spider ladies.
 Larkonus: "Enjoy .7 seconds of the scantily-clad woman before she eviscerates you!"
loonifer888: what's the over under on there already being rule34 of this spider lady
 NoxStryx: Apparently you end up in a cave eventually,and then it gets very platformy, based on reviews
DigitalSeahorse: incubate the eggs I guess
DigitalSeahorse: oh
  Foxmar320: Burn 1 at a time
 sethtriggs: this is a great idea to do indoors
 betweenmyself: the dev had a number of ideas and zero ability to avoid scope creep
seanalpurvis: You're doing this next to explosive cans?
 MacbethSeemsSus: One jerry can per egg
  Foxmar320: She respawned?
 Tangsm: That or she's clipped into a wall somewhere
 JKBalch: She's a spider, look up!
Mysticman89: so did you get it clean yet?
 Saintnex: better suffocate then get murdered by spider lady I guess?
  Foxmar320: Bedroom times?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The "do you want kids" discussion went badly
 SnackPak_: this is a weird honey-do list
 AugmentingPath: burned the eggs, got the dog drunk... have you finished washing it?
 BrowneePointz: I've seen this episode of Buffy
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm with G on that
 Akaiatana: Graham is content with Anglerfish
 e_bloc: this is how the original shiek got burns over half his body
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 kumatsu: "You gotta burn the egg" prime candidate for !advice
 sethtriggs: You can make a werewolf work out
 jhmv: I mean... spider lady....
 BrowneePointz: no like this was an ACTUAL episode of Buffy with Xander
UtilityPunk: Yeah, spider ladies lay hundreds of eggs. Lotta commitment, even when she's not a widow
 djalternative: will the relationship be more like a human or a praying mantis?
 NoxStryx: You don't already have a monster girlfriend?
Izandai: what
 jhmv: monmusu the anime has a great spider lady
 Vinewood_OG: Aela the Huntress is THE LINE.
  Foxmar320: NOPE
 Saintnex: TOO MANY SPIDER
 betweenmyself: we could have just stayed home and played vidja gemms
 ErynTzun: Okay byyyyyye
 A_Dub888: that was so much worse
 AugmentingPath: she turned into more spiders than I expected
patrick_stonecrusher: what... no head? (dullahan joke)
offbeatwitch: LMAO?
 ryuhimora: THERE'S the spider faucet
 sethtriggs: I don't like that one it
 BraveOthello: Go with me on this: weremoose gf
Mathwyn: Thats a lot of redbacks
 NoxStryx: That was more spiders then expected
 e_bloc: oh its not spiderwoman, its spiders-woman
 MacbethSeemsSus: Soooo....done washing it?
 Tangsm: The house now has a black widow infestation
SiegeFeathers: "so anyway,"
iarethel0ser: So how's the spider framerate
 ErynTzun: Where's the nope button
ghyllnox: Cis? Not Cis? Trans?
 sethtriggs: Is that sister residue?
DigitalSeahorse:  aaaaaracniphobia
Mysticman89: do we still have bathroom key
 chaos5896: 1000 spiders in a trenchcoat
 kumatsu: she bathed so hard she dissolved
 sethtriggs: well senpai residue
  Foxmar320: Leave?
SiegeFeathers: "this is my house now i guess"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: outside?
 HorusFive: Just burn down the rest of the house?
loonifer888: she cleaned her skin until she turned transparent
 MacbethSeemsSus: burn the house, take the dog
Laserbeaks_Fury: Snoring
Mathwyn: Well well well
 AugmentingPath: Sis died 20 years ago...
 Kasran: well well well. now this is some deep gameplay
Izandai: WHY
 MungoDude: wheee
ghyllnox: Wheeeeeee
  Foxmar320: uhhhh
BrindleBoar: what?
SiegeFeathers: obvious next move
 BrainBetter: This seems like an excellent idea.
DigitalSeahorse: sure
 Driosenth: who turns the crank?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This is the next logical step
 RedAlexxis: but why?
 Kasran: also why does sister have a well when she clearly also has indoor plumbing
 foopoiuyt: Why you do thaat?
 paulthemapguy: is there no depth to which you will not sink?
 sethtriggs: This is very smart
 NoxStryx: Ride the bucket into the spider lady cave!
 Saintnex: just drive away!
 betweenmyself: only safe place I can think of
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MungoDude: because we could
 e_bloc: shouldnt we leave well enough alone
DainBread: That's... not how that works...
 goombalax: why not
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, spider lair
 HorusFive: Guys- we may be dumb
 NotCainNorAbel: I came over here to get into a hole, I'm getting into a hole
 ButterBall000: We're off to meet Inuyasha
 betweenmyself: sub ocean found?
 AugmentingPath: He assumes Sempai washed down the drain into here
 Hangedman: so the game could proceed, of course
 Tangsm: Well, your're very high from gas fumes right now
Izandai:  Great translation.
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 calculated_uncertainties: how else are we getting to the underdark?
DigitalSeahorse: we're posessed by spiders?
kaivex: Spiders can't cross water, well-known fact.
Mysticman89: suddenly subnautica
Mathwyn: Look the man is here to go down, one way or another
 WiJohn: Under the sea
ghyllnox: Beautiful for the bottom of a well
 JKBalch: Subnautica?
offbeatwitch: why is there kelp down here
 sethtriggs: This man has NO self preservation instincts
 I_Am_Clockwork: so didn't the spider lady have a fish head?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 googoltudoris: oh good, time for beneath the well, the happiest of Legend of Zelda dungeons
 Driosenth: That is not a sanitary well water
BrindleBoar: why is all this shit in a well?
seanalpurvis: Sub ocean well?
 betweenmyself: yup, sub ocean found
  SmithKurosaki: Is this game Frogftractioning?
 Denis_Dobrolubov: Quest to find the subocean continues.
 I_Am_Clockwork: taking bets on swiming spider lady
 NoxStryx: He decided to do it because any hole is a goal?
Mai_Andra: "IT"
 calculated_uncertainties: Did we do it?! Did we... get into the Sea?!
 e_bloc: we gatekeeping kelp now
 arcaneIllumination: I mean, my expectations were subterranean, so I guess I can't be disappointed.
Sudobyte: now subnautica
 paulthemapguy: *sonic the hedgehog drowning music*
DigitalSeahorse:  
ghyllnox: Effin Subnautica in here
 sethtriggs: @NoxStryx ahahahahaha
 SimGuy3k: This is a very standard well
 e_bloc: oh what a tangled web we weave, when we dive into seaweed
 BraveOthello: Wait if we're under the sea is *this* the sub ocean?
 BrowneePointz: I think getting into the tidal cave was our hope tonight
 dumbo3k: Ah, yes, the well known salt water well system
Gadora: So it's a salt water well?
 I_Am_Clockwork: real talk, this looks like a cave I swam in in Hawaii
Mai_Andra: Is this Ursula's dungeon?
Izandai: a what
 NoxStryx: are you sure it isnt a Deezer cave?
DainBread: I don't remember this episode of Monarch.
 e_bloc: I hear what you're saying, but this is spider woman logic here
 I_Am_Clockwork: not as big, or as glowy, but the fish/eals? right on
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm starting to think you're not getting laid tonight
  Foxmar320: We could have stayed home playing video games on our PC but noooo we had to chase tail
offbeatwitch: we found one of the 7 dragon balls?
 paulthemapguy: wow so this Watch + Play game gives you DIRECT access to the sub-ocean! very forward
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What was that about dragon ball?
Izandai: A fucking Dragon Ball?
SiegeFeathers: based on how thoroughly we were stepped on earlier *we're* the sub ocean
 Dog_of_Myth: Now to find all 7
 goombalax: A BOY AND A GIRL IN A STRUGGLE FOR TRUTH
DigitalSeahorse: now it's Dragon Ball
 Anaerin: If it opens it's maw/With phyrangeal Jaw/That's a Moray...
 AugmentingPath: We have to collect the dragon balls and wish the game to end
 Orlantia: Lol
 paulthemapguy: In the sub-ocean, we all fam.
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 goombalax: oh those are pirahmas
 betweenmyself: When the elevator makes you die and your Bis Sister is your senpai…  That’s a moray!
Izandai: Why is the surface of the water invisible?
Mathwyn: 3rd person seems... unoptimal
DainBread: OHKAY
 BrainBetter: The hypoxia is kicking in...
 djalternative: congrats on the new gills
 RealGamerCow: this game is baffling
 MacbethSeemsSus: You gathered the dragon balls and wished for gills!?!
 brainbosh: weird thing to waste a wish on
 Akaiatana: (Dragons are water-based in Chinese myth)
DigitalSeahorse:  
seanalpurvis: gills
UtilityPunk: Taking a totally not cursed orb from a totally normal cave with a dragon altar
 JKBalch: They are really pushing the "idiot hero" angle aren't they.
 Driosenth: but you can no longer breath air ohohoho
Izandai: You know what, I'm legitimately glad they did this instead of designing an underwater level where you have to keep finding air refills.
sephyhallow: Wait how long were you under water when dude realised he was breathing?
 Kasran: nani ga okite mo kibun wa heno heno kappa!!!!!
 Saintnex: yea the gods of the rivers and seas are dragons in Chinese mythology
 foopoiuyt: This whole game is a hallucination you're having while being choked out by the girl's thighs.
 betweenmyself: running around through these cramped underwater tunnels got me wondering if Ecthar gonna jump out and smush me 
seanalpurvis: Shadows on the stones
DigitalSeahorse:    
Laserbeaks_Fury: Today's fish is Trout a'la Creme; ENjoy your meal.
Izandai: @betweenmyself Doing what through the underwater tunnels?
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seanalpurvis: Under Under Under Under Cats
 betweenmyself: @Izandai running, as one does to buoyantly propel oneself with their hands
 SimGuy3k: I think you need to die for that
BrindleBoar: wait there was yellow paint on that ledge
seanalpurvis: i thought i saw glowing stairs
Izandai: @betweenmyself 
sephyhallow: Nah there was for sure fire
 MacbethSeemsSus: Spider lady's waiting on the other side, checking her watch
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what a disappointing spoiler for Nauctis
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's always the Water Temple
 ButterBall000: We passed the eels
 AugmentingPath: there's too much interference from the bioluminescence... tutorial lights are no good in here
sephyhallow: Now you can breathe under water, all land is on fire, because why would you ever want to leave?
DigitalSeahorse:    
 Zerragonoss: I assume you can make out with the eel to get idiot mode if you need it.
DigitalSeahorse:  FEESH
sephyhallow: Is that an underwater QR code???
UtilityPunk: Cave diving IRL is extremely dangerous and needs special certifications. Don't try this at home 
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh NO
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's so slippery
 MungoDude: now do the slippery platforming in 3D
 Anaerin: Yay for ice physics.
loonifer888: they're wet Alex
 AugmentingPath: Luckily he trained for this at home
loonifer888: of course they're slippery
Mai_Andra: Oh, now we get to do the platforming in the real world. 
 MungoDude: can you doublejump here though?
BrindleBoar: they missed the doublejump dragon I guess
 JKBalch: Is there a way to bypass this?
Mindfire13: When do we get an excessive amount of grenades?
 lamina5432: can we go back to the 2d game I feel like it was better coded
 betweenmyself: so if we run into a minotaur, chuck 99 grenades at it
 ErynTzun: Is this better or worse than being stomped to death by the terrible spider lady?
DigitalSeahorse: I believe in detours
Laserbeaks_Fury: And we only have Warlock jump
sephyhallow: OK, but... WHY do you need to jump the platforms?
UxCryptic: lack of nacho lava tho
KeytarCat: I think this game might actually be good?
seanalpurvis: So we went from driving to our sister's house to swimming in an underwater pool after she tries to kill us.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I won't lie, I would've given up getting laid by this point
 BraveOthello: I believe in Alex but not the game, for what it's worth
 ErynTzun: @lamina5432 Yes that game needs to be it's own game apart from, uhh this.
BrindleBoar: skeleman
 e_bloc: the coefficient of static friction is negative
Izandai: 
ghyllnox: 
 Nigouki: YO WHAT
sephyhallow: WHAT
  Foxmar320: LOL
 ErynTzun: a bear detector? lol
 sethtriggs: LOL
offbeatwitch: we're gonna detect some bears
 MungoDude: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
DigitalSeahorse: bear detector!
 betweenmyself:  wut?
Mathwyn: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 korvys: Gamer distracted from dead body by obvious jumping puzzle
SiegeFeathers: blowout soon?
ghyllnox: WOOOOOW
 e_bloc: props
 lamina5432: playing to alex here
 Nigouki: STRAIGHT UP THE THING
UtilityPunk: Well, there's no bears around here
 JKBalch: Huh
  Juliamon: Time to find anomalies
 calculated_uncertainties: this is a fanfic video game
ThrinagaBattleheart: Well dang, where are the artifacts then
 ErynTzun: What does it detect?
 dougma: where are our bolts.... we need bolts
 Kasran: collect my pages
BrindleBoar: fragfest
 e_bloc: maybe its a prequel
 RealGamerCow: this would have been *SO* dark with the brightness at 0
 betweenmyself: so… uppies?
DigitalSeahorse: Bear Geiger counter   
 Nigouki: we gonna get ourself the worst artifacts
 sporkraptor: it detects anemonies
 djalternative: maybe here it really detects bears
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thanks, Chester Cobblepot
sephyhallow: What about Stalker but entirely underwater?
 foopoiuyt: Why are you still interacting with things in this world, it only seems to make things kill you
 ErynTzun: If it were deigned less by committee than this is
 MacbethSeemsSus: Remember when you had the chance to just leave in your car
BrindleBoar: @djalternative or bear-ladies?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SavageSillyFrogFeelsBadMan-iKnFa5DKotP4pFWj
  Foxmar320: I miss our safe apartment, it had a TV and Bread
 betweenmyself: are the pieces going ti be scattered throughout the underwater tunnels?
UtilityPunk: Why leave in a car when you can jump in a well?
 MAPBoardgames: This looks like first person precision platforming with floaty controls.
DigitalSeahorse: oh!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think we make the pillars go up
DigitalSeahorse: 
loonifer888: this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic. when this is what you have to go through to get laid, it's just easier to stay home.
 ErynTzun: Bubsy 3D
 goombalax: @Laserbeaks_Fury thats the spider queens job
  Foxmar320: Floaty jumps with no mantling? So Destiny 1?
DigitalSeahorse:  good thing there's no timers
DigitalSeahorse: yet
 betweenmyself: floaty jumps with no mantling?  what is this, Destiny 1 Warlock simulator? 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now I understand why bloom was capitalized
 betweenmyself: @Foxmar320 beat me to it
DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 MAPBoardgames: This guy is taking his cue from the protag of Baby Steps.  No hands allowed!
seanalpurvis: dangit
Scarbble: i have decided that the essential w+p experience is being gone / distracted for a bit and then coming back saying 'how is this the same game'
 ErynTzun: This game is $18.99, amazingly the reviews are Mixed
Izandai: So he can't use his legs.
 jhmv: he's like a hermit crab
 BrowneePointz: because it's funnier?
Laserbeaks_Fury: These platforms are a little to big and obvious to be Destiny
 Kasran: whyyyyy is the maaaaaaan in a pot :musical_note:
loonifer888: @ErynTzun that's entirely too expensive
 sporkraptor: the butt of his jeans looks... very weirdly dented
Izandai: Well that just wouldn't be sporting.
 sporkraptor: neither fabric nor pelvises work like that no matter how under water you are
 djalternative: I'm just now realizing W+P has gone longer than usual today
UtilityPunk: The man in Getting Over It is both cooking and being cooked. And I think that's a brilliant metaphor for life
 ErynTzun: @Scarbble There are quite a lot of games with no goal or design just people that have never done the thing, or if they have they never learn to make a good game.
  Foxmar320: Hunter jump, every time
 Kasran: if youre referring to the get over it guy i think it's a reference to how the actual guy Diogenes lived out of a large pot or barrel
  Juliamon: djalternative It's 3h in this timeslot
Laserbeaks_Fury: I want to make a game
DigitalSeahorse: then everyone is dead
 djalternative: Graham can just make that happen, Alex
patrick_stonecrusher: kettle pots that size are expensive
 RealGamerCow: I would love to see a LRR escape room. I understand you can't film in them though
 Akaiatana: Jigpaw returns?
Izandai: "I don't think you people understand how expensive all this is."
 djalternative: @Juliamon I hadn't noticed. nice
 Vinewood_OG: Three contractors died
 Kramburger: A pro escape room team finds loopholes in jigsaw traps
loonifer888: soooo what's the howlongtobeat on this?
DigitalSeahorse:    
Mathwyn: Look any platforming I do IRL is bad platforming
 JKBalch: By the power of his kneecaps
KeytarCat: do you need a runnup?
sephyhallow: How did Jigsaw afford cancer treatment AND all those traps?   Is Jigsaw the 1%?
 SimGuy3k: Pivot on your shins
  Foxmar320: LRR escape room designed by Adam. He's always wanted to design his own RE mansion
 MacbethSeemsSus: Could I get a few of these crystal to light my apartment
 betweenmyself: like how this suddenly became a Bennett Foddy game
 calculated_uncertainties: @Foxmar320 Askmaster.
 ButterBall000: The drift!
 JKBalch: *pucker*
UtilityPunk: @MacbethSeemsSus Resist the urge to lick the salt lamps
Izandai: Didn't he explicitly say that?
 ErynTzun: If I made a game I would do it like the Silksong devs, stay of the internet for like a decade while refining the game.
Izandai: Like I'm pretty sure he already said that.
 betweenmyself: @Izandai pretty sure, yeah
DigitalSeahorse:  shards?
 betweenmyself: shards are probably in the underwater caverns, no?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Consult shark for directions
 dumbo3k: The shark looked like it had something in its mouth
  Foxmar320: Id welcome death at this point
Laserbeaks_Fury: Known cave hunter
 ErynTzun: It would make more sense for this to make pinging sounds like a fish detector
Izandai: 
Mathwyn: Shark! Intiate Novice protection mode!
  Foxmar320: I hate that
 InconsiderateHat: Time to punch a shark!
ghyllnox: Well, if it's in its mouth it can't bite you...
 MAPBoardgames: Time for shark punching?
 sethtriggs: I guess you have to punch it
 sporkraptor: it's shark wrasslin time
  Foxmar320: Punch shark in face
 sethtriggs: hopefully it doesn't have lasers
patrick_stonecrusher: SHAAAAARK FIGHTER 
loonifer888: never leave the house without your bat shark repellant!
DigitalSeahorse: it's eating pizza
UtilityPunk: Fido. Drop it. Dropppp it.
 betweenmyself: so “Can the Eel Come Out to Play?”, but modernized
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's it's emotional support shard.
 Saintnex: get back here you wank pheasant!
 sethtriggs: I would have thrown my controller
 I_Am_Clockwork: why is it juuust faster than the player?
BrindleBoar: misery
 InconsiderateHat: 
DigitalSeahorse: that piece was indeed moving
 NullColaShip: That seems like a line which should've been delivered *before* we grabbed the thing from the shark's mouth
 RealGamerCow: has the bear detector done anything yet?
 calculated_uncertainties: punch more sharks?!
 Saintnex: this detector is useless
  Foxmar320: How mant are there?
Laserbeaks_Fury: try lowering the brigness some
 MacbethSeemsSus: Can't believe I'm saying this, drop the brightness?
 MAPBoardgames: I think your scanner isn't waterproof
 MungoDude: there was a jellyfish with one it looked like
 Anaerin: The highlighting thing is... uh... shit.
 Atarra: is this somehow still the spider game?
 BrainBetter: @Atarra Somehow, yes.
 Saintnex: yup
 dumbo3k: @Atarra Yup
 TheNerdWonder: what IS a fish, really?
epsilon_vee: indistinguishable from the day glo thing they've got going on here in the fish dimension
ghyllnox: @Atarra Ding ding ding
 djalternative: hey. so, I have a question. Is this well water safe to drink?
 sporkraptor: weird fish
penemue_93: maybe fish think we look weird
DigitalSeahorse: feesh are little weirdos
 Vinewood_OG: Topsider propaganda
 Isaac3567: Pretty sure the voice line said 3 shards
 dumbo3k: @djalternative it appears to be salt water, so no
kaivex: Oy
mendokusai_jamesdean: Could the bad highlighting be due to the brightness setting?
 sporkraptor: fish think other fish look weird
DigitalSeahorse: but they'd say the same of us
pimiento: mysterious pizza
 RedAlexxis: urgh, the water level is always the wors
 Zerragonoss: I assume this well water is safe to drink if you want to turn into a spider women.
penemue_93: "look at all those upright humanoids out there in the 'air' walking around as slaves to capitalism"
DigitalSeahorse: 
 betweenmyself: is there an item description in the inventory that suggests a total number?
 Saintnex: fuuuu
BrindleBoar: wow
 MAPBoardgames: the scanner is reacting to the pieces in your inventory 
 MacbethSeemsSus: ooof
 SymphonySolstice: noooo
DigitalSeahorse: 
Mathwyn: One for each spider leg!
 brainbosh: but how many ot make a Pac Man?
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just the plot of Pirates of ark Water
 RedAlexxis: so you have one piece of eight?
UtilityPunk: 8 pieces is very on-brand. Maybe this is how you become spiderman
 Anaerin: Can you turn the flashlight *off*? It might make the highlighting easier to see?
DigitalSeahorse: at least 3 pieces of 8
 TheNerdWonder: so how long before we got to Tingle to get these translated?
patrick_stonecrusher: [Spongebob voice] We're almost half way there!
 Saintnex: huh
DigitalSeahorse: ah
loonifer888: oven's done
  Foxmar320: Learning!
BrindleBoar: 
Mathwyn: Always learning, out of spite
DigitalSeahorse: shark damage
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shark's a psychic type
 sporkraptor: shark cause damage
 betweenmyself: I hope we take another Senior Sister video message while swimming down here
 xantos69: Sup gamers
 e_bloc: no one in the world would have predicted this
 sethtriggs: A rare double Frog Fractions
 TheMadChicken: wait i left for a while when did we switch to Subnautica?
BrindleBoar: (his ass is also his mouth)
thebuzzstreams: we can still have hope for seeing spider lady
UtilityPunk: Where's the money Lebowski!?
goatprince: do jellyfish have asses?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 korvys: Oh, is this still the spider game?
ghyllnox: We did see the spider lady stomp us a lot
 NotCainNorAbel: vindication!
Manae: I bet one is across the platforms
 sporkraptor: you need eight... so you're looking for spider lady's shoes?
 sethtriggs: We just have fish spiders
 TheNerdWonder: I'm honestly impressed that we haven't had to go back up for air yet
 jhmv: less than 10% spider lady by weight so far
loonifer888: this is...absurd.
 Anaerin: The flashing is getting faster this way...
 LordZarano: Good job that this '80s looking scanner thing is apparently waterproof
DigitalSeahorse:   
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TheNerdWonder That is what the dragon ball is for
 betweenmyself: it’s like how people thought RE Village would be just ten hours of being chased by Lady D…
 ContingentCat: I guess if that's your thing
 e_bloc: think of how much stepping on people you can do with 8 legs
patrick_stonecrusher: @thenerdwonder magic dragon ball breathing for us
 NotCainNorAbel: what is more fun than finding a key to progress?  finding eight keys!
ghyllnox: Sounds like a microwave
goatprince: gameplay !
Laserbeaks_Fury: okay that range was a little generous
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is a fish holding
 Anaerin: "Works"
SiegeFeathers: is this still part of the booty call
loonifer888: 
  Foxmar320: My popcorn was burnt 
Izandai: Oh. Yeah I do that sometimes.
 Saintnex: microwave popcorn is so bad for you but I love it so much
 BrowneePointz: i hated the sound of the beep
 BrowneePointz: so i did that
 MacbethSeemsSus: @SiegeFeathers This is what "washing it" meant
 e_bloc: it me
 Vinewood_OG: 0:01 every time
 Strebenherz: is that parrying the microwave or blueballing it
 sethtriggs: Oh I do that with my microwave sometimes
DigitalSeahorse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: need to have some thrill in my life
 Zerragonoss: Well underwater popcorn would be soggy but at least it would be well salted.
 I_Am_Clockwork: I do that, but I'm pretty sure that's my neurdiversity talking 
 e_bloc: I'm also lazy to where i'll do 111 instead of 1 minute
 betweenmyself: range on this mystical fragment detector is better than our car’s key fob 
 ErynTzun: Well if it's late at night especially I stop it
Izandai: 
 sethtriggs: It's a dinger for mine
UtilityPunk: Parrying your microwave cooks 3 seconds faster. Big timesave in the speedrun
 xantos69: I want a microwave that moans when done.
 jhmv: I saw a post somewhere about a guy that put it at 99:00 and just opened the door when he felt it was done
goatprince: michael does that, yes
AshBurnem: Fun fact, opening the door while your microwave is running triggers the safety auto-off, which burns out your microwave.
ghyllnox: My parry is rewarded by blissful silence
Manae: Stopping the microwave at 0 without beeps is always a huge win
 ContingentCat: I don't like the beeps
 korvys: Maybe it's backing up?
DigitalSeahorse: it doesn't want you to forget your food
Pal_Friendpatine: I’ll only buy a microwave if the beep stops when I open the door. I don’t need it to keep beeping once I am there to open the door.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: YOu know there is that one set of platforms you didn't complete...
 Atarra: the Samsung philosphy
 brainbosh: I hate the appliance jingles tho, give me the annoying short beeep
 Atarra: their washers and dryers do that
 MacbethSeemsSus: It sounded like you were going into the Mushroom Kingdom theme
epsilon_vee: i have an lg microwave and it literally does the little jingle when it finishes
 SquareDotCube: the Super Mario World end level jingle
 Anaerin: It's gotta be loud because you might have walked away to go do something else.
 sethtriggs: I bet there's Internet-connected microwaves that will do that
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ContingentCat: Surely we have the technology
 ErynTzun: To make you remember that the hot thing is done. Mine even keeps doing it until I take the food out,which is good because otherwise I will forget to eat.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Your Jacket Is Now: DRY"
 I_Am_Clockwork: It has to be loud and annoying so you hear it from anywhere as an obvouse noise, and not background stuff
DigitalSeahorse:   
 korvys: The ufo noise?
patrick_stonecrusher: it's to wake your mom up when you're getting 2am pizza rolls
ghyllnox: Yes, for blind people
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, because they are too quiet
 SnackPak_: it is a thing they do on purpose
pimiento: oh yea that's on purpose
 sethtriggs: Yeah the little hum, to help people hear them
UtilityPunk: Yeah, the whirring is safety because they're so quiet that they can run pedestrians over
 Anaerin: The UFO noise? It's mandated by law.
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's intentional
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yes, electric vehicles add extra sounds for people who are vision-impaired
 Shadwhawk: All EVs make a noise at low speed
Izandai: Oh yeah electric vehicles make noises specifically so people hear them coming.
ghyllnox: There's a sound because some people don't navigate by sight
DigitalSeahorse: so you know it's ON
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: There was an increase in pedestrian collisions, since they couldn't here the gas engine.
 BrowneePointz: cuz otherwise they'd be completely silent
 betweenmyself: My microwave says “Your Lonely Meal for One is Ready”…   (so alone) 
 SquareDotCube: the electric angels
 Driosenth: Yes, for those who rely on audio cues
Voidhawk42: It's illegal for machines capable of killing you to be silent
 BrowneePointz: and people would DIE
UtilityPunk: No engine noises to alert people there's a giant vehicle
 NotCainNorAbel: yep, in theory keeps pedestrians from getting run over
 djalternative: Graham, would you ever consider playing Elden Ring Bingo on CTS?
 ContingentCat: The vroom so they don't hit people by sneaking up on rhem
 wiganlass: to warn pedestrians
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Priuses gen 1 they had to make louder because they were too quiet
 MacbethSeemsSus: They discovered early on both pedestrians and the drivers would forget they're on
 sporkraptor: bldldldld
 Orlantia: It's for the visually impared
 Vinewood_OG: That's the sound when it won't start.
ghyllnox: Car comes around the corner *auwahwawawahrwar*
 Xenguin47: If I ever got one, I'd want it to just go "I'm a car! I'm a car! I'm a car!"
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DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehe
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
DigitalSeahorse: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: "oh no, honey, not in the garage
 Anaerin: Yeah, EVs are normally considerably quieter than ICE vehicles, especially when there are ICE vehicles around, so lawmakers mandated EVs have to make noise at low speed.
 SquareDotCube: get in your car and suddenly it becomes a dance club
Izandai: I don't think it's even playing basketball.
 sporkraptor: @Xenguin47 I once saw a car that had a car alarm that would say "help! someone's looking at me!"
SnowBuddy18: @Xenguin47 Someone saying vroom vroom vroom
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DigitalSeahorse:  
 Xenguin47: @SnowBuddy18 Oooh... that's good, too
ghyllnox: S T R A N G E D I S K
 Lysander_salamander: the heck is this?
  Foxmar320: Love the jingle
 Saintnex: I remember watching a documentary on EV motorcycles talking about how they had to add things like bells to make them louder to avoid animals
 brainbosh: Honestly that sounded like a appliance jingle
 Kramburger: I spent all of last week cleaning up cat and human vomit, I'd love it if any of them would have yoweled before they hurled
  Foxmar320: Now can we go see spider lady again
 MacbethSeemsSus: That was some very corporate "in coming announcement" sound
 JKBalch: Why does this strange disc offer 2500 hours of internet this month
pimiento: "hey what's for dinner?" "we're having strange disc" "ooh!"
 Saintnex: it was narrated by Ewan McGregor
  Juliamon: Lysander_salamander Something unexpected
 Lysander_salamander: oh ok
BrindleBoar: eight legs means eight stomps
 betweenmyself: @Anaerin for a second I thought you meant the *other* ICE, rather than internal combustion engine 
goatprince: very imaginal,,,,,,,
Izandai: Pineapple pizza?
  Foxmar320: Its been years since ive had strange disk
 djalternative: mystery meat or strange disk
 TheNerdWonder: If they let me customize my electric car's noise, I'd totally go with 'wubwubwubwub'
 Zerragonoss: So much work and the game is not even 1/4 as good a a their minigame.
 ContingentCat: How strange like oval?
DoodlestheGreat: DISC, folks...
 SymphonySolstice: strange disc is what I get when I order dominos
mattarrera: could I get a gluten free strange disk?
Izandai: @BrindleBoar Maybe more.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized this game was definitely inspired by Shadow of War.......
 Strebenherz: look...  just because you're right alex
 tehfewl: @Izandai imagine
 korvys: It's called frozen pizza, G
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lady D pushes Ethan through the floor too
loonifer888: one day without realizing it your mom made you strange disc for the last time..
 SquareDotCube: disc in the morning, disc in the evening, disc at suppertime
DigitalSeahorse:   mmm strange disk
goatprince: hey, it's the weekend. pass the [Strange Disk]
 UnknownFriday: Is strange disc anything like hot disc? From Minnesota?
 sporkraptor: there will be more to detect, i'm sure
UtilityPunk: Shin-climbing just like a spider fr fr
 e_bloc: we only got kraft disc dinner growing up
DigitalSeahorse: not at all full of virus trogans
 betweenmyself: can’t get enough of strange diks…  I mean disk 
ghyllnox: \o/
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 LordZarano: Could the devs not figure out how to make non slidy controls and put in the line about moss to try and excuse it?
  Foxmar320: 
 e_bloc:   
DigitalSeahorse:  
 ContingentCat:  
goatprince: go there
 lamina5432: this game sure has ideas
 LordZarano: 
  Foxmar320: Is that jam?
BrindleBoar: it's free blood
UtilityPunk: Little shrine-looking cave
Omnipotrevor: Just suddenly turns into a myst-like
 TheNerdWonder: I was fully expecting a door puzzle too
 Isaac3567: I think I've played this Ninja Gaiden level
v_15212: looks like a Children's Hospital
DigitalSeahorse: spoopy
Manae: Legs disk
offbeatwitch: there should not be any man-eating monster.
 NotCainNorAbel: the lengths some men will go to sleep with someone
SiegeFeathers: as in morally there should not be any man-eating monster
DigitalSeahorse: bone eating, oh man eating
  Foxmar320: Who spilled jam everywhere?!
 korvys: Did those guys also find all the disc pieces?
 betweenmyself: minotaur confirmed?
Mathwyn: Dude you went down the well of your own volition.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Again, you could have left in your car
Izandai: 
DigitalSeahorse: harmed a man
 Saintnex: oh god, pls don’t say it’s a maze
loonifer888: is that the guy from the parking garage?
GrathXVI: this needs Yakety Sax
 TheNerdWonder: cue the Scooby Doo music
offbeatwitch: you mean to tell me theres man-eating monsters in here?
 JKBalch: That's not a spider lady at all
UtilityPunk: This is how you know they own the D&D monster manual
DigitalSeahorse: its there to make you get lose
 xantos69: Anybody got Yackity Sax set up?
DigitalSeahorse: lost***
 korvys: quit it
  Foxmar320: All the way off pls
 Zerragonoss: Hey he lives in your buliding, should have carpooled here.
Mathwyn: Novice Protection mode save us
 Lysander_salamander: will the key-finder help?
 Saintnex: I guess we could just die enough times for scrub mode to trigger
 djalternative: I'm going to put on the gdq run g recc'd and go to bed. I need to be up early. night all
 MacbethSeemsSus: Remember to put torches around the monster spawner
 BrowneePointz: "Maze, ya just, like, ya fatha"
UtilityPunk: Could you imagine if this game sold a strategy guide?
 xantos69: Once I learned that trick, I took special care to design all my D&D mazes so that hugging a wall would lead the party through all the worst traps and never take them to the exit.
DigitalSeahorse: unless you've clearly found the only loop in the maze, then you hug the other wall and keep huggin that one
 Saintnex: @xantos69 looool
Mathwyn: @browneepointz Corn Maze, son of Maize Maze
Voidhawk42: Following a wall works except for two circumsatances: the maze is 3d, or you're trying to get to the center
offbeatwitch: The blood!
DigitalSeahorse: follow the bloods
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yes, unlike the other segments of this game
Izandai: I think you're onto something.
Izandai: Damn alright okay.
UtilityPunk: The devs thought of everything!
 xantos69: @Voidhawk42 Naw, you can design them other ways too.  Using looping interior walls  also stops it.
Mysticman89: mazes with discocnections (e.g. teleports) also break the wall hug strat
offbeatwitch: we got botulism
  Foxmar320: oh good
 betweenmyself: game design?  IN A GAME!?!
DigitalSeahorse: tripping on the shrooms
 Lysander_salamander: ah hallucinogenic spores.  Nice
Izandai: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
ghyllnox: :C
 Saintnex: nope
 Dog_of_Myth: NOPE
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Foxmar320: NOPE NO
loonifer888: flagellem!
 Saintnex: oh god nope
 Lysander_salamander: oh.  Oh well
 Drasvin: Nope
 Strebenherz: i was promised spider lady not the maggot zone
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why the maggot dimension
 e_bloc: no thank you
  Foxmar320: Burn it all
 ContingentCat: No no no no no
 TheAinMAP: 
 thingo314: didnt know this was a lets nope stream
Mathwyn: Wriggly!
 ErynTzun: Yes please and thank you Graham
 YawnLance: Thank you. This is awful
 NotCainNorAbel: why don't we still have gas?
UtilityPunk: Parasite cave triggers a particular phobia
 Vinewood_OG: "Can't fap to this. Although...."
goatprince: green means spinach
 Dog_of_Myth: I would like to use the Heavy Flamer
Izandai: ALE
 Strebenherz: ALEX PLZ
Izandai: ALEX
DigitalSeahorse:    wormy
RebekahWSD: I wasn't looking, looked up, regretted it
DigitalSeahorse: gross
DigitalSeahorse: ALEX
shitshowRingmaster: remember, tomatoes are fruit so that means ketchup is a smoothie until we meet again
rustywir3s: woof, gonna take you up on that looking away offer
Mathwyn: Alex you should probably see a doctor
Voidhawk42: Ah, so that was why my doctor won't stop screaming
DigitalSeahorse:   
 betweenmyself: all that *good* lower intestine biota
  Foxmar320: I was going to get a snack but suddenly not hungry
patrick_stonecrusher: see this is why l don't date. even after the piano lessons, the egg burning, the pizza gate, and the blood maze you STILL gotta go through the worm tunnel.  Why do people make things so complicated?
DoodlestheGreat: Look, I remember when I first had to have a colonoscopy.
 BluTGI: Ah yes, the series of tubes.
 WiJohn: @Foxmar320 Gummy worms maybe?
 SymphonySolstice: on par with describing going through a batshit insane scenario and saying "as you do"
 lamina5432: I get they are bugs but also I see poop
 Lysander_salamander: maybe we're inside someone's nostrils
Izandai: I'm sorry what?
 MacbethSeemsSus: WHAT
UtilityPunk: Lol, what a way to start a conversation
 Tangsm: They could have made the audio much worse in here
 A_Dub888: pardonfuck?
 betweenmyself: yeah, you know… butt maggots 
 Dillatont: I stepped away for 15 minutes and this got...so much worse...
 SkylerRingtail: Did I just read "The greatest pleasure of defecating was squeezing the maggots to death?"
 BluTGI: Remember everybody, take your pro-biotic!
 TheNerdWonder: can I request better dialogue?
 Lysander_salamander: ok sure
loonifer888: COMPUTER
 Dog_of_Myth: WUT
 SymphonySolstice: ????
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't know which is worse, that translation was bad or that translation was accurate
SiegeFeathers: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: system shock time?
UtilityPunk: Okay, what is this game lol
  Foxmar320: ok this is better
 xantos69: Am this the Matrix?
offbeatwitch: We're circuits now
 JKBalch: Whast
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Now we are the bug
 MungoDude: now circuit boards
 Saintnex: ummm
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 YawnLance: Oh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Different bugs now
iarethel0ser: Bugs gone.  Now more different bugs.
 ErynTzun: We
BrindleBoar: what is HAPPENING
UtilityPunk: We in a Super Nintendo now
 Natimus_Prime: Is this TRON
 SquareDotCube: different bugs now
Izandai: This game might be great.
 betweenmyself: all i gotta do is JUUUUUUUMP
loonifer888: BEEP BOOP
 e_bloc: different bugs
DigitalSeahorse:   
RebekahWSD: Phew
 dumbo3k: oh no, bugs of a different kind
 Lysander_salamander: why not
SiegeFeathers: it's all features now
 lamina5432: wait computer bugs
  Nirvana___: Did we just finish...debugging a computer?
Astramentha: …..what
 SkylerRingtail: We're the bug now
offbeatwitch: we have to go Inside the computer
 ErynTzun: Why are all the walls motherboard?
ghyllnox: Cool texture
goatprince: the bugs are back. they're digital now
 BluTGI: Reboot!
 Diabore: we were the bug all along
 SnackPak_: is this the matrix?
 WiJohn: Well, we're approaching beauty copter
 TheNerdWonder: now we get to find the files inside the computer
  Foxmar320: We are in a Windows 95 desktop theme
patrick_stonecrusher: Matrix tm
Izandai: WHY IS IT THE SAME ZOMBIES
 Saintnex: why more maze
  Juliamon: This game really is remarkable
rustywir3s: the files are inside the computer!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Game, TTSF is Thursday
DigitalSeahorse: what's a giant super computer doing all the way down here???
 Lysander_salamander: all these mazes with different types of greebles
 Isaac3567: Oh hey, a virus
 Rhynerd: Do we need to stop all the downloadin'?
 A_Dub888: I… are we going to end up in the Digital World??
 ErynTzun: Too many capacitors for agreen motherboards
kaivex: We gotta play that game on the desktop from the inside!
 betweenmyself: now to find our real girlfriend, the anime waifu in the game we were playing
 e_bloc: so is this avant garde or nonsense
 Tangsm: He should consider breaking up with his girlfriend at this point
DigitalSeahorse:    
 ErynTzun: These should be yellow
UtilityPunk: The incredible part is that these are legit through-hole and SMD components on legit-looking motherboards. A lot of games aren't half this realistic
 Anaerin: Hmmmm, I like Purple
 LostThePirate: And... *What's* the name of this game again?
 ErynTzun: Red AMD boards Green Intel boards
DigitalSeahorse:      
 ErynTzun: The Magic Smoke
 e_bloc: tripping has definitely occurred
 Lysander_salamander: man, all those capacitors.  So many electrocutions
BrindleBoar: warm plastic and cold zombie
 Anaerin: Just straight Ozone everywhere.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Meanwhile he's scuffing the board ruining it
goatprince: i mean. you followed the red last time.
 betweenmyself: @LostThePirate something about a “Spider Cave”, I think?
UtilityPunk: Thankfully, they seem to have dusted their computer recentl
loonifer888: I love the idea of this guy in the parking garage where we first saw him saying "oh hey man, I'll see you in the computer room later! Late for work, gotta go."
DigitalSeahorse: one non-backlit fan
 BluTGI: This looks like a 90s pop-rap video.
 Anaerin: Clip it! That's the ticket!
 ContingentCat: Blinking lights?
Pal_Friendpatine: I walk away and now we are in a computer??
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where's the Skull Kid playing music?
 PMAvers: this is the silent hill for all the electronics that have emitted the Magic smoke on ttsf
  Juliamon: Pal_Friendpatine We jumped in a hole and suddenly were here
Omnipotrevor: At the very least, this is a level you haven't seen in any other game before
DigitalSeahorse: I was thinking progression of colours, green to red then maybe yellow
 ErynTzun: @LostThePirate Spider Queen cave - they couldn't even handle capitalizing the last part of it nor could they decide on what the game is.
Mindfire13: I will admit: this setting is interesting
 xantos69: Didn't age well.
aerohydra: how did it age?
Xafty: @aerohydra badly, but not terribly
 WokenClick: I miss that run of Jackie chan movies
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 betweenmyself: did you in fact understand the words that were coming out of Chris Tucker’s mouth?
 ErynTzun: Can't stand that guy
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DigitalSeahorse: now w have blue!
 Vinewood_OG: Anyone from those movies not cancelled?
Izandai: eugh
just__fitz: My god, I'm getting a full minute of gambling ads on every stream and video because alberta is silly
 tidehollowcat: Oh that guy
DigitalSeahorse:  ONE backlit fan!
 MacbethSeemsSus: He was very cancelled
offbeatwitch: damn. sucked into the computer fan
 ContingentCat: Oh no
  Foxmar320: ?????
 lamina5432: why do people need to be that way
DigitalSeahorse: what is this? portal?
 Lysander_salamander: ok sure
DainBread: What is HAPPENING?!?!
 Vinewood_OG: Uh huh
 korvys: Uh, well, at least the weird puzzle cave is accessible?
Xafty: that crystal feels like its from warframe
 WokenClick: Point in favor of Shanghai noon I guess
 MacbethSeemsSus: I watched the entirety of the original Suicide Squad.....on the tarmac during a snow delay. We never took off.
 ContingentCat: Yay accessibility?
goatprince: the scariest thing even to a game dev: the implication of disability
 arcaneIllumination: Accessibility is very important in the ancient relic tomb.
 kumatsu: in before this was all a dream
 betweenmyself: I was following just fine up until now, but I am officially confused 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was already confused, but THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOW
 tehfewl: wheelchair accessible
SiegeFeathers: what if this is the same elevator and you never left your apartment building
 BluTGI: When crystal people take it too far
Astramentha: soooooooo this dev just wanted to make 12 games and did them in
 BrowneePointz: And of course Graham, Jackie is a homophobe and a misogynist, which ALSO sucks
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I have never been more invested in a game's story
just__fitz: Looks like a focusing laser kinda puzzle to me
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm disabled after so much platforming."
Astramentha: did them together *
  Foxmar320: 
DigitalSeahorse: F
ghyllnox: *crunch* Ehhn
 xantos69: Ok, so there is fall damage.
seanalpurvis: That's what happens.
DigitalSeahorse: 
nevermore913: We had to try for science
 ContingentCat: Well yeah
Izandai: Surely not.
  Foxmar320: oh wow
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think it's moving
rustywir3s: that's so funny
UtilityPunk: Oh dear. The real cursed elevator is waiting for 500+ seconds
DigitalSeahorse:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: These death noises are sad
 Lysander_salamander: like darksouls
goatprince: so it's not... the route behind you...?
ghyllnox: 
 Saintnex: Welp
 tehfewl: Global Cycle!
iarethel0ser: Generous game design?  Here?  What?
 MungoDude: 8 minutes ish
Voidhawk42: "Take the Elevator or take 99 flights of stairs"
 korvys: 10 minutes
UtilityPunk: VOD viewers, come back in 9.5 minutes
just__fitz: Does seem a little Ablelist by my guess
 Anaerin: @goatprince That's where they came in from. And is closed.
 Inari_Kitsune: Maybe you attune to it like the Aethernet
 BrowneePointz: 2n d one has weird color grading
 BrowneePointz: on rewatch
 SkylerRingtail: Game actually has some neat accessibility mechanics
v_15212: Also Chris Tucker was in the epstein files
 Driosenth: not willingly
 Lysander_salamander: I forgot there was a third one
 WokenClick: Never saw the third one
nevermore913: I don't think i saw 3
Izandai: WHAT
 arcaneIllumination: Follow the lights on the wall?
offbeatwitch: i think you need to follow the lights
 xantos69: Who that?
 Dog_of_Myth: WHAT
 fastlane250: oof
 MacbethSeemsSus: OH NO
 Saintnex: Wut
 NotCainNorAbel: whaaaa
 SymphonySolstice: ????
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
 betweenmyself: oh dear
 SnackPak_: ewww
  Foxmar320: ohh
 TheNerdWonder: ooof
rustywir3s: jfc
loonifer888: GHAAAAA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
Izandai:  HOLY SHIT
 Kramburger: OH NOOOO
 JKBalch: Holy shit
 e_bloc: holy shit
 Lysander_salamander: eurgh
epsilon_vee: holy fuck
 Vinewood_OG: Turds of a Feather
 ContingentCat: On no
UtilityPunk: [Inception horn] Yeah....
 BluTGI: wowowowowoowow wow
Astramentha: D:
DigitalSeahorse: 
Zyme86: ??? pardon
 MacbethSeemsSus: So he wasn't acting
 e_bloc: jfc
nevermore913: He played himself
 korvys: I think it's behind you, after that first jump, Alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHHHHHHHH
 ErynTzun: IMDB says Roman Polanski credited as playing... Detective Revi
 MacbethSeemsSus: @SkylerRingtail Famous director....who also molested a teenager
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That makes me actually nauseous
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 Lysander_salamander: 
  Foxmar320: lol
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
goatprince: what a gong show, bud
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: More than 5
  Foxmar320: I hope thats mine
DigitalSeahorse:  ohfuck
 Lysander_salamander: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: You mean when a Moose walks out onto tthe road?
v_15212: @MacbethSeemsSus and also famously still supported by a number of prominent actors
 calculated_uncertainties: ah, the fall damage threshhold
 MacbethSeemsSus: "ah geez, what a doozy"
 Meark: life goals, tbh
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Hold my Molson, eh?”
just__fitz: Hey those are my hick cousins you are talkin aboot
 BluTGI: "Does this bison bite?"
rustywir3s: family guy death pose
DoodlestheGreat: I saw a movie as a test screening once that I found out after it was over was directed by Polanski. Suffice to say, my rating of the film went down a few million points.
 Diabore: im surprised you kept on this game for 2 hours
 Anaerin: @BluTGI Don't pet the fluffy cows.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @v_15212 yeah.....
 korvys: I beginning to think we're never going to see spider tiddies 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpunkyCourageousTubersBatChest-s-m-3skWjL41YsNG
 Twilight_Spark: A hard softlock.
 PMAvers: this feels like one of those exotic missions in Destiny involving the ascendant plane and jumping puzzles
  Foxmar320: Vibrate responsibly
 Twilight_Spark: A rock hard softlock.
 xantos69: Have you tried enabling Spider Man mode?
Izandai: It's actually not that terrible.
SiegeFeathers: it keeps delivering
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Destiny Raid vibes
Omnipotrevor: it's unique
  Juliamon: There's *no* way to guess what will happen next
 e_bloc: it stays pretty fresh
UtilityPunk: @korvys That was just the bait to get you to try this wild trip
 BrowneePointz: Their vision exceeds their ability
 lamina5432: it has ideas
 sethtriggs: Not good but dang is it interesting
 BluTGI: @Anaerin Not going to lie, would adopt a moose and used it as a horse.
 Twilight_Spark: This is like the surfing maps or the zombie maps in CSS.
 Cuttlebranch: This is James Turner levels of hole falling.
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 NoxStryx: It isnt great, but it does have content
 frank_the_great: Actual mechanics is what really saves the garbage games
 NotCainNorAbel: it does a lot of things
DigitalSeahorse:  it's got sustenance
DigitalSeahorse: or substance
UtilityPunk: This is one of those games that isn't /quite/ a game, but is an /experience/
petey_vonwho: This game is terrible, and I am so invested
 SkylerRingtail: It's juuuust interesting enough that I've not wanted to tune out yet. Which is better than most W+P games
Voidhawk42: To me to you to me to you
 NoxStryx: Enough has been changing to keep your attention
 Mattmitchell45: Vault of Ass
patrick_stonecrusher: this game is a black tanktop movie
  Foxmar320: Yeah The Vex made this somehow
Izandai: Oh if you could dirt that out.
 PMAvers: I keep on waiting for a piston or something to shoot out of the wall to shove you into the pit
Izandai: OKAY????
DigitalSeahorse: yes yes yes yes yes
ghyllnox: 
UtilityPunk: Almost ready for GDQ!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They've played one game for 2 hours before
  Foxmar320: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 A_Dub888: This is the same game where we went to the house of a classmate who turned out to be a spider lady right?
rustywir3s: amazing
 WiJohn: Speedrun strats
 ContingentCat: So  close
 Strebenherz: @A_Dub888 yes
Izandai: You just have to get the right bounce.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 And died in an elevator for reasons no one understood
 Lysander_salamander: the constant siren is a bit annoying
Mindfire13: I hope whoever made this game has a future in game making.
 Rhynerd: @Lysander_salamander I think it's supposed to be wind.
Izandai: What are his death sounds??
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta roll out of the fall, like in parkour
DigitalSeahorse: yip yip yip nope nope nope nah ah
 Dog_of_Myth: so close
ghyllnox: I appreciate the varied death... moans?
 sethtriggs: Oh this is exciting emergent gameplay
seanalpurvis: his ragdoll looks so painful
UtilityPunk: Somebody should clip that bounce for future speedrunning refs
 Rhynerd: a minute remains
 Rhynerd: until the elevator arrives
 PMAvers: imagine if he had warlock jumps
 crazycommie87: I can't get over this guy's death sounds   
 Mazrae: Don't know why the song "he ain't going to jump no more (gory gory)" came to mind
  Foxmar320: I kinda wish the bodies piled up
 arcaneIllumination: I think there might be fall damage.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think if you fall to much you just die even if you hit a safe spot
Izandai: You have to jump from right by the wall towards the corner of the elevator.
  Foxmar320: This is more like Titan jump when you forget to hit your thrusters
 BluTGI: @Mazrae "Step back from that ledge my friend" is coming to me
just__fitz: Man they hard programed death for any jump over like 4 meters
 ButterBall000: We gotta billiards this man
 betweenmyself: don’t worry, our elevator safety strat is here
DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: MOTEHRFUCKER
 BluTGI: @just__fitz Life after 30
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
ghyllnox: Riiiiiiip
  Nirvana___: NO!
  Foxmar320: hahahahaaaaa
 MungoDude: missed your ride there bud
 WiJohn: The.Best.
 lamina5432: you are jumping too far
 frank_the_great:    
 Lysander_salamander: that's so rude of the game
 MacbethSeemsSus: Does the crystal summon it?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFT
Mindfire13: If this game were better, it would be an interesting speedrunning game
DainBread: 
 ContingentCat: Oh no
  Foxmar320: Can you call it back?
DigitalSeahorse:  RUDE
UtilityPunk: It's got a schedule to keep 
seanalpurvis: meeeeeeeeanie
 xantos69: This is amazing.
SiegeFeathers: well.
DigitalSeahorse:   
 10of9: I desperately want there to be a tini-tiny throw pillow at the very bottom that you can land on safely
 Strebenherz: Such death much splat
Izandai: Oh there's more than one elevator!
Voidhawk42: Does the game have a save and load?
 Anaerin: Interact with the crystal again?
 Twilight_Spark: "Some" a word doing heavy lifting.
 korvys: !time
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 ButterBall000: Can you mash jump right before you land?
DigitalSeahorse: SPACE JUMP
Dr_fragenstien: ok I just got here, what are they trying to achieve?
 Rhynerd: it looks like it's coming back!
pimiento: it's coming home
 Atarra: @Dr_fragenstien getting stomped by spider lady?
just__fitz: Odds the counter resets?
 Lysander_salamander: this game has some odd choices
DigitalSeahorse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Laserbeaks_Fury: You missed the exfil
Izandai: @Dr_fragenstien Trying to skip the platforming by jumping way past it to the next checkpoint.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Spider Lady's been watching the past 10 minutes. Mandibles agog.
Sogheim: please let it have another countdown
 NoxStryx: Spider Queen Cave doesnt have an entry on speedrun.com
 betweenmyself: as punishment the elevator now makes you wait 5,000 seconds 
UtilityPunk: Is there a crouch?
 korvys: Can you duck>
  Foxmar320: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: What is even the point???
GreyThey: Maybe the door opens briefly at 0?
DigitalSeahorse:   
ghyllnox: Ohhhhh so close
DigitalSeahorse: robbed
Izandai: That's it.
Izandai: That's the route.
 korvys: I bet there's a strat that resets your fall height or something
just__fitz: Can you pause mid fall?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is the wind  noise not driving anyone else absolutely mad?
  Nirvana___: It almost feels like as soon as your character hits terminal velocity, no amount of deflection will stop an insta-kill upon landing.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sadly, it's probably a delta from the last place you touched ground and not a physics thing
Mindfire13: This game almost deserves a second stream to finish. Almost.
SiegeFeathers: the next one down might be more achievable
GrathXVI: @thedepthandbreadthofseth we're all mad here
KeytarCat: one more jump!
 Rhynerd: if nothing else maybe we can catch the elevator mid-transit with this strat.
 korvys: Inventory?
 BrainBetter: @NoxStryx Yet. This may be the start.
DigitalSeahorse: gotta get the angle off that 3rd rock
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh Alex, you don't get out of W+P that easily
 sethtriggs: I love that the ambience sounds like sirens
 betweenmyself: create a skip so you can be featured in a Summoning Salt video
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @GrathXVI I want to confess the location of someones still beating hear.
SiegeFeathers: ah well
 NoxStryx: If you manage to invent a skip you can just post this vod to speedrun and get a world record
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Heart*
 Rhynerd: 
Izandai: Sure. Fine. Whatever.
offbeatwitch: well designed game
 Vinewood_OG: Hiyaaaa
Astramentha:   
  Foxmar320: Victory!
 30teracyte: only the penitent man may enter
 TheAinMAP: 
ghyllnox: \o/
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, you see they expect you to be sitting
just__fitz: Charlie and the great glass elevator
 sethtriggs: Oh that is annoying
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ContingentCat: \o/
 NoxStryx: The door is wheelchair height only
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so mad now
 A_Dub888: Video games jazzhands!
loonifer888: too tall to ride the elevator designed only for your character
Astramentha: @30teracyte lol
 gsyhiap: "You must have broken your legs sufficiently to ride this elevator"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Anyone, hi Dr's @loadingreadyrun Graham and Alex.
Izandai: I do love that the countdown doesn't stop at 0.
iarethel0ser: Insert department store voiceover.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I see a lower elevator
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What is the name of this nightmare game, and why does it have a Sabath elevator?
 NoxStryx: Spider Queen Cave
 Saintnex: lol what
Izandai: What?
 Lysander_salamander: what
DigitalSeahorse:   
 sethtriggs: how would that occur to you
 frank_the_great: The cube seems pretty safe rn
seanalpurvis: ruuuuuun
doubledbear: was hoping for a balrog ngl
 NoxStryx: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Spider Queen Cave
 ContingentCat: Plot?
DainBread: I just continue to be more and more confused. XD
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is why you don't laugh at the cave owner's incompetence
 sethtriggs: The dev had a vision and they're sticking to it
 Lysander_salamander: oh no it really is blighttown
ThrinagaBattleheart: @ContingentCat Uhhhh, booty call, then monsters, then spider lady, now we're in Alternate Universe Something-or-other
DainBread: Oh hey, Only Up.
 PMAvers: the Star horse approves?
 NoxStryx: @sethtriggs Are they?
  Foxmar320: What
DigitalSeahorse: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: SECRET TUNNEL
 Rhynerd: what's the timer on the elevator here?
Astramentha: …..no
 MacbethSeemsSus: As was foretold
ArmadilloAL: Man, that's gotta be even better than the epic Mohist secret passage!
Izandai: NO
 lamina5432: this is very animu
iarethel0ser: Secret tunnel.  Secret tunnel.  Legendary secret secret tunnel.
 ButterBall000: I'm starting to suspect this game may be AI generated by section?
patrick_stonecrusher: 
DainBread: SECRET TUNNELLLLLLL! TO THE SPIDER!!!!
UtilityPunk: Secret passage! Secret passage! For the Mohist! Secret Passage!
 sethtriggs: Oh no
 Lysander_salamander: some getting over it bullshit
 Redbassist: So moist this passage
DigitalSeahorse: not one of these jumping puzzles
Izandai: uh
 Saintnex: hahaha
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhhhh water?
DigitalSeahorse: uuhoh
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do subs and such waiting for the elevator?
 Lysander_salamander: why though
 Atarra: we swim like rock
 Anaerin: Looks like a reset pedestal.
 sethtriggs: 10/10 no notes
 Redbassist: 
 frank_the_great: The sub lake
offbeatwitch: real fake water
doubledbear: lmao
 BrainBetter: Your swimming privileges have been revoked?!
 Diabore: WHY FAKE WATER
just__fitz: Mohists don't believe in water
 Scy_Anide: Is there a sub ocean down there?
 Diabore: THERE WAS REAL WATER BEFORE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or fake milk?
 BluTGI: Dassani?
 e_bloc: ice-9 baby
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How much time for the elevator?
ghyllnox: When water controls turn off they don't turn back on, apparently
 NoxStryx: That is non-swimable water
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 sethtriggs: ahhh trying to Shadow of the Colossus the dev is
 e_bloc: maybe ice-8.5
 Rhynerd: I guess there's a swim mode/walk mode switch like warframe but it only works one way?
 korvys: Graham, I agree, this game doesn't have the physics to justify this many jumping puzzles of this complexity
 Atarra: aerated water
 MungoDude: 6 minutes ish
Astramentha: ASMR No Ads Wood Clockwork Puzzle Ambience
 MacbethSeemsSus: They clearly had a story. Mechanics......
ThrinagaBattleheart: This level of Jumping Puzzle BS is *preposterous*
 dumbo3k: 500 seconds is ~8 minutes
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillyVenomousStrawberryNomNom-v_bAzw2-s8ik8PUs
 NoxStryx: But the story is so good, you really gotta finish it.
 Saintnex: ohhhh
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That is clearly an uno reverse.
DigitalSeahorse: stop the thingy
 Lysander_salamander: to get it to line up with the otherstuff?
seanalpurvis: You made stairs
itmightbemikey: It looks like the elevator starts with a 10 minute timer for each spot, which is enough time to at least encourage the player to try a few times
offbeatwitch: it's so funny that their jumping puzzles suck so bad that they put in a mechanic to skip them instead of fixing it
 Saintnex: the level of thought behind this game is surprising lol
patrick_stonecrusher:   
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean at least they aren't  carpeted.
Izandai: I look forward to it!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gentlemen, I come to you with the question. What if stairs but bad?
 e_bloc: what a wild game
 lamina5432: seems good
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ContingentCat: And pretty good amount of time to give it a try it while knowing the skip is coming
 LiveFaust: New Play It Forward...
 BrainBetter: That was an experience.
 NoxStryx: @offbeatwitch Every mechanic has been skippable.
 Lysander_salamander: wild
 sethtriggs: That was fun!
ghyllnox: Idk if this game is good, but it's functional and there sure is a lot of it
DainBread: That... was a game we played! Yup! Sure was that!
 Rhynerd: tune in next month for Spider Queen Cave pt 2
ThrinagaBattleheart: That was *some* kinda garbage 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
DigitalSeahorse: super weird
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DigitalSeahorse: @Juliamon 
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Weagle is such a good name/word.
 Rhynerd: Maybe it makes you 1 muffin hungrier
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ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
 Vinewood_OG: If you already ate a muffin, you'll never be hungry again. What with the explosion and all.
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DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
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 MacbethSeemsSus: What that background's only.....over a decade old
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 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
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