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Juliamon: and off?
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JKBalch: Huh, must have been the wind
Fruan: It is important to turn on the gellar field before starting the stream
QuixoticScrivener: @Fruan That's just what big Gellar want you to believe.
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Sharkfists: the fact that the land raider is named for a guy named Land always gets me
pleonasticTautology: uh
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jibkat: @OldUncleDan That would be the old dreadwing
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OldUncleDan: Dreadwing Duck?
Jobokin: Is the stream going because I still see the offline message
putz12a: Same. Looks like they started it for 45 seconds or so and it stopped
OldUncleDan: Yes, the stream is going. We're just not allowed to watch it.
jibkat:

Jobokin: It'd be funny if they thought they were live this whole time
Dog_of_Myth: Some tech issues. Adeptus Mechanicus is replacing some servitors
Strebenherz:
need a splash screen of that gardener dan technical difficulties 
Strebenherz: (I think that was beej's character in the gardener shorts?)
Juliamon: Greg
Strebenherz: that's it thank you
Jobokin: You know they say it's not worth it to refurbish a servitor but it does feel wasteful to just throw them out.
PharaohBender27:
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Strebenherz:

KeytarCat: Sin Gal!
compactdisco:

Dog_of_Myth:
part deux
Sharkfists: the main screen? it doth turn on?!
ghyllnox: \o/
jibkat: zmg Max
ShaneLeeAtk: And Serge!
LordZarano:

jibkat:

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VorlonScout: affirmative
jibkat: can confirm musask
CaptainSpam: We have the musics.
Dog_of_Myth: We have the beats
chaos5896: Game time!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Ben and Erika!
putz12a: Double audio...
jibkat: Erika!
Strebenherz: shorts!
pleonasticTautology: hello!
baltimore_667083: Erika!
Dog_of_Myth: Woooo
Sharkfists:
flesh 
pleonasticTautology: i heard erika was gonna kick ben's ass
JKBalch: The beacons are lit!
TheWriterAleph: Erika!!
gualdhar: turn down the lights I'm being blinded
e_bloc: oooh ankle
LoadingReadyRun: double audio?
realbadatthis_: kick his ass Erika!
chaos5896: Hi cam!
ghyllnox: No doubling for me
Mai_Andra: I only hear one audio.
putz12a: Holy echo
baltimore_667083: hi building!
PharaohBender27: I only hear one audio
e_bloc: two ships passing away in the night
Juliamon: Audio is fine here
Dog_of_Myth: They have dogs
putz12a: Got it. for me... Looks like somehow I had two tabs
pleonasticTautology: i also only have one instance of audio
Juliamon: mystery solved
JKBalch: Cameron running the Bastard team
jibkat: Just smoothing the world flat
couchboyj: Om nom nom
WiJohn: I can maybe grant you Orcs
KeithulhuCards: I have to inform Ben that Settle The Wreckage was just previewed for the HOB standard set
Fruan: They're just hungry little guys!
VorlonScout: I thought that was the Orks
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notthepenguins: perhaps "least bad" rather than "good"...
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Gekyouryuu: Tyranids are the Morally Neutral Guys
hiFunko: It's easy to be the good guys when everyone else is a chicken nuggy
KeytarCat: "A least bad" I could argue
pleonasticTautology: @KeithulhuCards wait what
e_bloc: history is written by the victors, especially if you eat the losers
Sharkfists: the hungry hungry caterpillar is a tyranid, no I will not be taking questions
Gekyouryuu: Ben, people could be in the Southern hemispher
PharaohBender27:
@Sharkfists 
OldUncleDan: It may be funky? But is it fresh?
Gekyouryuu: hemisphere*
jibkat: In Chili
Dog_of_Myth: @KeithulhuCards Sadness is on the stack
Fruan: It's pretty cold down here!
Sharkfists: it is winter in australia
e_bloc: do we ship there
gualdhar: and keep away from weird bological phenomenon
KeithulhuCards: @pleonasticTautology Just previewed by Zbexx, Settle the Wreckage is back in standard
PharaohBender27: If you're in Antarctica and don't already have a touque, I have questions about your planning skills
pleonasticTautology: @KeithulhuCards oh my fucking g-d, no one tell wheeler
pleonasticTautology: @KeithulhuCards no one tell wheeler
e_bloc: does it bother you that you are a team playing a game called 'kill team'
OldUncleDan: Does Ben have enough Synapes creatures to make sure the 'Nids don't eat the explosives?
Despoiler98: oooooo whats Cam working on?
realbadatthis_: judge dredd like cops?
Jobokin: heavily inspired yes
egyptcraze: so you're saying...you have to GET ON THE POINT
DiscordianTokkan: "Go to BED, JERRY."
notthepenguins: "Jerry you need to STOP"
RathmoreTV: "He's on a path to damnation." "Whomst among us...?"
LordZarano: Ooh I like the spot on the terrain for showing them off
Despoiler98: look all marines have bolt pistols ITS THE THING THEY HAVE
e_bloc: a little objectifying but ok
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Microwave man
Fruan: Someone is going to melt. Who? Lets find out!
Despoiler98: "special ability" is GUN
LoadingReadyRun:
how the music volume?
Fruan: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe a little low?
kragmabutch: oooo murderwing! im almost done reading the night lords trilogy so this is very fortuitous
velexi_raptor: yay bugs!
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I do not even hear music at the moment
notthepenguins: he does look very venomous
PharaohBender27: OK hearing it a little now, but still on the low end
e_bloc: when you die
glitched_goddess: “That’s the neat point!”
2 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
e_bloc: it probably doesn't even go away then
BrowneePointz: that’s a 50dkp minus
goombalax: I'm very stoked for the expdites
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Despoiler98: the Venom spitter doesnt poison.....HUH?
ContingentCat: sir
gualdhar: thanks I hate it
notthepenguins: nope
Sharkfists:
@Despoiler98 venom and poison are clearly different things 
Despoiler98: not even once
Sharkfists:
also I am back from signing lease paperwork with julie, very happy 
couchboyj: Yeah, duck duck go Tyranid distension
ErynTzun: Brut! by fabrige
Despoiler98: Tyranid Tunnels, NOT EVEN ONCE
KeytarCat: Ben playing DBD in KT
gualdhar: all this talk about distension and tunnels while I'm eating dinner...
BrowneePointz: can’t touch your tunnel on twitch
BrowneePointz: tos
e_bloc: TOS
LordZarano: @couchboyj Brave Search that brave search
e_bloc: can you distend your tunnel
OldUncleDan: Broccoli weights?
LoadingReadyRun: Ben's whole killteam was going somewhere else, but took a wrong tern at Albuquerque ended up here
BrowneePointz: makes sense Paul, birds are bad modes of transportation
BrowneePointz:

e_bloc: I like this gritty reboot of tremors
Kipstar: and Tyrinid's would totally eat a migratory bird and change behaviour as a result
LoadingReadyRun: is that better for the music volume?
PharaohBender27:

LoadingReadyRun: "Oh no, poisonous Tyranids!" "No, don't worry, they aren't poisonous. They're venomous"
e_bloc: phew
e_bloc: we packed a lot of antivenom, but no antipoison
notthepenguins: the sub-ocean
public_key_reveal_party: Ben actually clips a unit through the level geometry and makes it so he can't be hit
Mr_Bitterness: Erika knows where the tunnel is because she knows where the tunnel isn't
e_bloc: thats just good policy
e_bloc: thats how you blow up a dog
notthepenguins: "Drop it, drop it..."
MWGNZ: yeah, give Gus the bomb instead
PharaohBender27: Ooof
goombalax: if I want one full squad of Dragon Knights plus the characters for 40k I need 3 exodite boxes
e_bloc: besides, blowing up dogs is more a long game thing these days
notthepenguins: "Just what it sounds like"
OldUncleDan: Wait... Are these Night Lords based?
goombalax: @OldUncleDan Alpha Legion
goombalax: but the general flavor of the team is night lords
jibkat:
vs 
Sharkfists: I'm still trying to figure out if it's better to just take a pile of warriors in the beastmen team
LoadingReadyRun: I'm trying not to think about *what* would have to do to dismember a Tyranid to shock other Tyranids 😲
Cptasparagus: are there shark beastmen?
e_bloc: they say there are two kinds of killteams: those with guns, and those who dig
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc So Krieg?
ContingentCat: boostin' makes us feel good
e_bloc: @Dog_of_Myth yeah
jibkat: Space Marine Cap: you dont need that jetpack for this mission
jibkat: Raptor: its not a phase!
e_bloc:

JKBalch: Rude Ben, at least ask first
e_bloc: looking forward to Ben inevitably using all his good luck in the first turning point, so the sadness montage can make the highlight reel
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
Mr_Bitterness: Melted that Chaos Marine's face off
realbadatthis_: thing is a death star
JKBalch: They couldn't digest it, but did have fun horking them up
e_bloc: are there some sort of anti-geneva conventions
notthepenguins: gotta spend some explosives to get some explosives
jibkat:

emilevitt: its kinda fun to see a measuring tape being used for a game
emilevitt:

LoadingReadyRun: Ben brought Acid blood. Not *in* the Tyranids, they just brought a bag of acid blood to throw
e_bloc: for those who melt after us
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Sharkfists: night legion. alpha wings
e_bloc:
666 chaos lord
Sharkfists: snappy!
LoadingReadyRun: At this point, I guess the Murderwings think they're only fighting 2 Tyranids 😬
James_the_Dabbler: Wow that really was a fast TP1
jwholla: for a second i thought Erika's last name was Murderwing and how badass that was
e_bloc: this is truly an ideological battle
MacbethSeemsSus: @jwholla Of the Hampton Muderwings
James_the_Dabbler: Yup
e_bloc: but imagine if enemies-to-lovers they could be the Murderwing-Raveners
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LoadingReadyRun: Shrieker, standing right beside his teammate: "HEY GUYS I GOT THE EXPLOSIVE!"
ContingentCat:
yes you are very dashing Ben 
James_the_Dabbler: Distend and blast? On live tv?
LoadingReadyRun: "So anyway, I started distending"
Sharkfists: D:
Mr_Bitterness: So we playing Yatzhee?
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Getter404: Nope. Team bugs!
Mr_Bitterness: I've got your back Ben! Go bugs!
e_bloc: yeah I mean demons creep me out less than bugs
Mr_Bitterness:

phoenixfeather14:

darkcyril: "The only good bug is a dead bug!"
jibkat:

shendaras:

Sharkfists: lets go erika!!
ContingentCat: i just want everyone to have fun
e_bloc: Ben also has a good agony face
velexi_raptor: i believe tyranids also go "mrowr" \
Getter404: Night Lords having a "run away from a fair fight" strat. Yep, checks out
e_bloc: oooh big charge
MacbethSeemsSus: Every weapon name in 40k is so ostentatious I feel like the most dangerous thing would just be called "sword"
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LoadingReadyRun: @MacbethSeemsSus Pokey Sword
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unarmedoracle: I was going to say that the deadliest weapon in the setting is just called "the emperor's sword" but that's not true. The deadliest weapon in the game is drachny'en which means "the death of empires" in an extinct language and is exactly as old as human society.
unarmedoracle: so yeah it's a setting with ostentatious names.
PharaohBender27:
Quick, someone tell me what the Wreck It Ralph GIF is 
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e_bloc: can you scrumble in a distended hatchway
goombalax: Emperor v Drach'Nyen in Master of Mankind was a kickass fight
LoadingReadyRun:
btw, tonight's background music is by David Williams (who you might remember from Desert Bus)
PharaohBender27: Ooooh, neat!
Sharkfists: Path To Damnation sounds like a gameshow
PharaohBender27: @Sharkfists "The winner gets an eternity of hellfire!"
MacbethSeemsSus: @PharaohBender27 2nd place also gets an eternity in hellfire
PharaohBender27: 3rd place goes to purgatory; the rest go to limbo
goombalax: Honor! Valor! Buttor.
velexi_raptor: kill team matchup: uppy vs. downy
kynelwynn: Dash away, dash away, dash away all?
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Mr_Bitterness: He's just bad a throwing little grenades.
e_bloc: can't spit, get hit
goombalax: its all a learning experince
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LoadingReadyRun: Open the door, get on the floor, everyone fight the dinosaur
MacbethSeemsSus: I have chosen not to take the damage.
velexi_raptor: infect them with the malstrain, iirc
Sharkfists: get broke nerds
velexi_raptor: (to get tyranids to dislike other tyranids)
iris_of_ether: Just an entire troupe of 50% Fred
iris_of_ether: Or whatever that silly supervillian is called
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Sharkfists: tyranid guy just bonking his head on the ceiling
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Despoiler98: how can tyranids have concussions their bones are on the outside?
Cheese_Hammer: ooh, kill team night. Raveners trying to turn some night lords into food crimes
e_bloc: yeah how do concussions work with exoskeletons
MacbethSeemsSus: We regret to inform you the tyranid is in the concussion protocol
James_the_Dabbler: I got to assume they have inside skeletons too
e_bloc: it turns out the chaos lord was totally sane, she just had CTE
Despoiler98: @e_bloc that would explain A LOT about 40K
e_bloc: @Despoiler98 if only they had concussion spotters they wouldn't push their luck so much
Despoiler98: 10,000 years of constant concussions
Despoiler98: can you imagine the Tinnitus?
e_bloc: 2 hearts, 3 lungs and 1 brain . . . . space marines are CTE deniers
LoadingReadyRun: What's the difference between Talons and Claws? One scythes and one rends
e_bloc: cant get drunk on half a dozen white talons
Mazrae: Hello everyone how goes the kill teams
darkcyril: @e_bloc Not with that attitude!
BrowneePointz: for a non Joke Paul, in Biological terms, Talons are EXCLUSIVELY used to describe the claws of Birds of Prey
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm uncomfortable with how many times "distend" has been used tonight
BrowneePointz: because they are specialized claws
LoadingReadyRun: Who up, distending their sack?
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun The eternal question.
Mr_Bitterness: This acid spiter is MVP on Ben's team, 2 kills
e_bloc: which tend
BrowneePointz: for the 40k Knowers, Murderwings are Chaos Marines ye?
Sharkfists: fair enough? unfair enough
notthepenguins: not wrong
Mr_Bitterness: 4 1's
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DigitalSeahorse: anyone playing off camera today?
iris_of_ether: CAM
couchboyj: Feast or famine. Always about food for the nids.
e_bloc: if Ben says moist someone gets bingo
MacbethSeemsSus: Please, my distended sack is so full
e_bloc: @MacbethSeemsSus get back in the tunnel
goombalax: @MacbethSeemsSus *Sac
e_bloc: "crack is better"
James_the_Dabbler: These sure are sentences that are being said
Ned_Flandalorian: we back on the crack arc again?
Greendrag13: Who gave those big bad bugs GRENADES?!
Sharkfists: speaking of gameshows:
Mai_Andra: We've been in the "Cocaine Arc" the whole time...
Dog_of_Myth: Crack is new friend, cocaine is old friend
Sharkfists: welcome to: CRACK! OR! SACK!
e_bloc: why don't we build the whole highlights out of killteam
Dog_of_Myth: @Greendrag13 Found them on their last meal.
James_the_Dabbler: @Sharkfists Yes, officer, this one right here
LoadingReadyRun: The deadly Craic grenade
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: "grenades never work" - last words of something destroyed by a grenade
NotCainNorAbel: Does cocaine have an image problem that crack is going to fix?
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e_bloc: I have to say, the raveners are anything but boring
BrowneePointz: Tyranids rarely are! @e_bloc
LoadingReadyRun: People on planet being engulfed in the Tyranid swarm: "At least this isn't boring!"
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun yeah this rules my cousin died digging a well on Mars
BrowneePointz: what we in the business call "a Fuckity Bye"
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun May you live in interesting times, indeed . . .
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MacbethSeemsSus: And my parents said a "Masters in Distending" was a waste of education
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BrowneePointz: So this made me think how in all of Starcraft the Zerg are the ones that are JUST copies of the Tyranids, and how it's wild Blizz never tried to make a Starcraft Miniatures Game...oh wait they released one in March of THIS YEAR
BrowneePointz: TIL
Dog_of_Myth: Going to check out a demo of that this weekend I think.
Forlorgen: rules look clean on Starcraft. plus its so cheap compared tok
BrowneePointz: oh snap you at GenCon Dog of Myth?
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Indeed.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: WoL was 2010
BrowneePointz: july 2010
BrowneePointz: lirterally 16 years ago
e_bloc: I think "always keep them wanting more" has an expiration date
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: and the last major content patch was 2020
MacbethSeemsSus: Only 2 decades after Brood Wars was the first and biggest esport on the planet
Sharkfists: two regulars walk into a bar
Mai_Andra: Need less fiber. It's too regular.
e_bloc: luckily grenades always work
zectifin: I'm thinking of starting killteam soon cus I miss my eldar army that was stolen but I have no interest in doing full 40k as long as it doesn't have alternating activations.
PharaohBender27:
@zectifin Sorry about your stolen army, that sucks 
LoadingReadyRun: This is the problem with fighting Tyranids. Even if you "win" all your soldiers and your entire planet are probably poisoned and/or diseased to the point of extinction
Mr_Bitterness:

MacbethSeemsSus: Obi Wan was right, high ground wins
PharaohBender27:
369 Congratulations, Erika!
zectifin: @PharaohBender27 its ok it was like 15 years ago
Sharkfists: huzzah! two bombs for me!
e_bloc: however, in six hours when more murderwings die, Ben will have won
Sharkfists: I'm gonna be on Warp Coven hopefully
zectifin: I'm with Cam I'm a huge Eldar fanboy.
Sharkfists:
assuming I can get it all done in time! 
MacbethSeemsSus: These arms were made for me!
Strebenherz: cam having a homer with the bbq pit moment
Sharkfists: I would really love to see an end to monopose everythinng
zectifin: @Sharkfists yeah when I played in the 2000s I loved that everything was posable. monopose sucks
BrowneePointz: you got a dang MAME Cabinet!?
Sharkfists: @BrowneePointz nah a china cabinet
RatherLargeToad: so many bears
BrowneePointz: there's prereleases at Gen Con tomorrow
BrowneePointz: so MOSTLY
Mr_Bitterness: Settle the Wreckage is BACK
BrowneePointz: but not ENTIRELY
RatherLargeToad:
Settle the Wreckage is back in Standard 
PharaohBender27: Bear Force One shall ride again!
iris_of_ether: NOOOO
Dog_of_Myth: BOOOO
e_bloc: oh thank god.
Sharkfists: #gottem
JKBalch: I blame Cameron for that
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you shouldn't have tempted them!
BrowneePointz: It has incredible art though
BrowneePointz: it's Smaug's demolishing Lake-Town in his death throes
MacbethSeemsSus: I look forward to the Old Took murdering Smaug
JKBalch: Cameron made a "Settle is on the bonus sheet" joke and gave I think Cori a heart attack
e_bloc: yeah that checks out
BrowneePointz: Yay more Meh Chah
e_bloc: current malware at least
BrowneePointz: I can't unhear the "teaching japanese guy" on the history of the term meccha and how he says it
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Strebenherz:
200
Sharkfists: oh no, he's getting the..... urges again
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