The Hobbit Pre-PreRelease || Presented by LoadingReadyRun & Wizards of the Coast !mtghob #sponsored

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Bruceski: In a base in the moon there was a pre-prelease. Not a nasty, old-school prerelease, filled with the wrappers of packs and an odd smell, nor yet a clean, well-lit, modern prerelease with nowhere in it to sit down or to eat; it was a pre-prerelease, and that means comfort.
Meowsli: Catching my first ever live PRR yay!
  TXC2: hello Meowsli  welcome
 RockPusher: Meowsli 
LRRMTG_Judge: Hello everyone! Judge Squirrel signing in 
 Mangledpixel: boop
 Mangledpixel: is everybody ready for a grand adventure?
 Manae: @Mangledpixel I'd settle for several good meals and a quiet nook to read in, thank you very much
  TXC2: hello Squirrel and Mangledpixel  no, I'm ready for a nice dinner by myself with no wizards or dwarfs  in need of a burglar
TheMightyGerg: I just REALLY want Graham to open enough Bears to go with a green landfall deck.
 GasCityGaming: I'm going on an adventure!
TheMightyGerg: Like... Gavin needs to have seeded his kit with Dancing and Mythic Bjeorn
 INCSlayer: The Road goes ever on and on
 Mangledpixel: nice synchronicity there, @Manae and @TXC2
 BrowneePointz: If they crack collectie boosties I hope someone pulls a Dwarven Language card
LRRMTG_Judge: Hi folks! Judge BlackRose reporting for duty =D
 RockPusher: Gotta wait till draft for Graham to Force Bears 
fsforwardsound: I visited a Dairy Queen for the first time yesterday. was very surprised when I found out they had hot dogs on the menu
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Man. 'Northern Majesty' just hits right 
 sporkraptor: wooo I got here on time for once! and I'll be spending most of the day elsewhere XD but I'll keep this running in the background for entertainment as I can catch it!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Pee Pee Are!!!
 cuzuki: Heeeey I finished watching this week's W+P vod just in time
djmikeysaxx: someone BETTER get their wreckage settled
 BrowneePointz: @TalpTheScot The art is Smaug smiting Lake-Town with his dying ruin
  @jongrayson3688: Hello, watching this on my main TV so I can chat here. Yay, pre-prerelease!
 @loadingreadyrun: hello to your TV!
@andrewnelson4003: Hi LRR!
@internetartpaints3465: I never get to catch these live.
@SkittleWolf: One of my favorite things about a new set, the PPR!!! I always look forward to these
@thodro: I'm watching this while I grade!
  @jongrayson3688: Hello, LRR. Welcome back
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
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 RockPusher: tryllebanjoUnofficial The Road Quest soundtrack is Very Good 
 TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot well you arent wrong
 accountmadeforants: @djmikeysaxx Wreckle the Settlers
fsforwardsound: I wish I had a muffin
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I wonder if they needed to coordinate and not have everyone splash for Settle so it doesn't just show up every game
 lamina5432: afternoon
 xantos69: I have a riddle for you.  What is long and fun and I love to watch it?  The PPR!
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 Brozard: They’re taking the hobbit to Erebor!
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Hewdra: aeiou
@Kvolde: It's time for bed, but have a good PPR!
@MrKirschbaum: "the hobbits are going to isengard" won't stop repeating in my head, and that's the wrong series anyways!
@MrKirschbaum: anyways, Happy PPR Doctors LRR!
@Hemophiliac: I told BGC that you guys were playing his music recently. He was like, "LRR is good people"
@Wreckonning: Over Under on Graham playing Bears?
 djalternative: john madden?
wandering_webster: @TXC2 still have lowercase excitement
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: in honour of the film releases, today's PPR will be needlessly split into three PPRs and go on far too long
  TXC2: wandering_webster that's nice
twitchysmile: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Nice
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 Robot_Bones: The hobbit the hobbit the hobbit to Erebor bor bor
 TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot and theres a go pro scene around the moonbase
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 Korolan: We're Taking the Moonvase to Isengard!
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 Mangledpixel: @Jon_CoffeeRobot thankfully, LRR has more restraint 
Hewdra: @djalternative nine nine nine
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 ignitionpoint: there’s gotta be a rule for this
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 Sage0fMadness: It was kind of the Hobbit set to come pre-nicknamed, saves LRR a lot of requests for an episode
 accountmadeforants: @djalternative brbrbrbrbrbrbr
 Vinewood_OG: Did you know Graham broke two toes setting up the camera for the PPR?
  @jongrayson3688: Will we see the return of Bear Force One?
 @loadingreadyrun: @Hemophiliac the feeling is mutual!
@MrKirschbaum: we are at v5 now?
@gavinm3279: By now we must be at bear force 4
@eddiesauce9492: good morning y'all
 djalternative: oh. the storm count is wrong. I guess lrrbot was asleep at the start
 TalpTheScot: @djalternative it was having second breakfast
 CrypticKablam: @Vinewood_OG oh no
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  LRRbot: !mtghob
  TXC2: djalternative yeah 
flouncy_magooo: Wheeler will be voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch
 Vinewood_OG: @CrypticKablam 
  Foxmar320:  Hello!
 chaos5896:   
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @flouncy_magooo open a random UB play booster and pick the first Legendary creature
 Mr_Bitterness: As someone whose LotR familiarity is only through the Jackson movies, I'm just here to have a nice time 
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 Simonark: Whose toes were they?
 couchboyj: A PPR is never late, it always arrives exactly when it intended!
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LRRMTG_Judge: Good morning everyone! - Natedogg
  TXC2: Mr_Bitterness and that's fine, encoruaged even
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I liked the Hobbit films but just have no desire to rewatch them
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wandering_webster: wish the ad breaks werew shorter without costing an arm and a leg
 Sage0fMadness: @Vinewood_OG I didn't, but someone will definitely point it out every five minutes while watching
 Sage0fMadness: 
@SilasTheLunark: I super hope graham opened beorn
 @LRRbot: !mtghob
@eddiesauce9492: who are you all excited to get from this set?
@Wreckonning: I think they figured that it still technically counts as a bear deck so long as you have a card that makes everything bears.
  @jongrayson3688: Smaug, obviously
@MrKirschbaum: any red dwarves
@maurtendo: Sad that we don't get to see when Wheeler realizes Settle is in this set.
@CornerCaseMTG: It’s time for an adventure. Good morning LRR-folk.
 Sorator13: ahoy friends!
feelingfroggo: @lrrmtg_judge hello judge, and thank you for your service o7
  TXC2: now remember chat: easy on the all caps, don't spam emotes, be nice, and have fun!
 dantedrago13: I'm ready to settle some wreckages
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 RockPusher: 
 gnomebot1: The Hobbit was one of the first books I read after Agatha Christie's that my mom had.
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 North_Sol: @dantedrago13 oh god not again
 Sage0fMadness: sacrificing ponies is strictly off the menu
 Vinewood_OG: Ben is performance captured by Andy Serkis. What a talent.
 OldUncleDan: @wandering_webster Costing an arm and a leg sounds like the price for a future "Fullmetal Alchemist" UB set.
 RockPusher: Be nice for the mods, or they will scroggin your trail mix 
wandering_webster: cozy chair , window open, snacks and drinks within arm reach, and fully comfortable. Let's have a great PPR
 MerlinZero: @dantedrago13 after this we need a UB or SL for HGTV and have all of the remodel shows with special art cards 
 BrowneePointz: the hobbit is one of the first animated movies I remember watching
 TalpTheScot: @gnomebot1 agatha christie would make a great theme for a ub
@gavinm3279: Radagast looks pretty good
@eddiesauce9492: torn between Radaghast or Beorn
@maurtendo: Good morning, CornerCase
@gavinm3279: kind of like Yeva
@Hoyty1: oh nice I didn't miss the begining!
@ShadowboyTyler: We out here
@gavinm3279: and welcome back to Settle the Wreckage
@T_Peazy: Me too!
@Hemophiliac: Hoping there's a sweet intro like previous preprereleases.
@ShadowboyTyler: Taking bets on who gets Settled first today in the PPR ;)
wandering_webster: @OldUncleDan Love that joke. Lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @gnomebot1 What age? Christie seems pretty advanced for the Hobbit's target audience
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 couchboyj: The animated Hobbit is a banger
Flyingdelorion: Wait, Settle The wreckage is in this set? 
Bruceski: I learned to read from The Hobbit. Sitting on my dad's lap as he read to me and I followed along, excitedly pointing out words I recognized like "the".
 fele_from_cardmarket: let's go!
Kaerose: soon
 Sage0fMadness: "down down to goblin town" is a banger
  TXC2: Flyingdelorion sadly yes
wandering_webster: @LRRMTG_Judge Thanks for being here!
 RockPusher: Spoon™ 
LRRMTG_Judge: I heard there's some cardboard  slinging in here - Kumatsu
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot Hercule Poirot - Legendary Creature - Belgian Detective
LRRMTG_Judge: @wandering_webster Thank you kindly!  - Squirrel
Grafikpapst : I hope someone builds a sick goblin deck
  TXC2: Here we GO!
LegionofLashes:    
 RockPusher: Badger!
 North_Sol: @Flyingdelorion The Age of Man is over 
 Vinewood_OG:     
 TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot theres enough detectives from murders
 singinnonsense: Badger !
twitchysmile: The beacons are lit! the stream is starting!
 gnomebot1: I was an early reader.  My aunt was a english teacher.  I started novels at 5
Flyingdelorion: @TXC2 For real? Or where you going with the bit?
jimfaindel: Let's goooooooo!
 Kentosaurus: ooh amazing intro
 accountmadeforants: 
@gavinm3279: gotta be Ben
@gavinm3279: for the lore
@MrKirschbaum: quick shout-out to the judges- I'm hosting an at-home prerelease next weekend with some new bloods and will be showing them your format preamble for rules and new mechanics!
@Wreckonning: Soon
  @jongrayson3688: nice
  @Simriel: Time for a bunch of jolly little guys! Also the hobbits
@megablin64: Been a while since I could enjoy a full PPR day.
wandering_webster: lowercase excited
invernce_: that's just where he is
 accountmadeforants: That is just where he is I checked
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot Murder on the Orient Express - Sorcery - All creatures you control deal damage equal to their power to target creature your opponent controls.
funguslore: 
jimfaindel: Oh My God, Cameron just being there sent me
 Sorator13: "that's just where he is" 
  TXC2: Flyingdelorion yes it is being reprinted, I say sadly cause I cannot stand the card
 Vinewood_OG: Gondor calls for aid, and LRRhan will answer!
 INCSlayer: omg Serge is a Dragon
jimfaindel: I NEED that playmat
bakerydragon: excellent punnery
wandering_webster: i cannot wait to see more!
 Manae: Serge's desolation?!
 gnomebot1: Love it.
 iris_of_ether: The Desolation of Serge amazing
Flyingdelorion: Hello!
powerflapjack: No wheeler huh
 TalpTheScot: thats a great hobbit outfit
bakerydragon: Lrrnly mountains
 LSRubin: the LLRnley Mountain is /chef's kiss/
 Sage0fMadness: LRRnely Mountain 
  TXC2: Hello Adam, Ben and Bilbo Starkins
Grafikpapst : Graham looking good!
 shendaras: 
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 Robot_Bones: Desolation of Snerge
 sporkraptor: ditto on needing that playmat, damn
 razorswift: THE LADS
 FPNY41: Woo!
fjordsword: Hobbit Graham ... heck yeah
 hd_dabnado: Impeccable vest game Graham
 OldUncleDan: Cameron and the King of Zanzibar.
EvilBadman: Adam already minin' too deep
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 wastetalent: great intro!
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 Sorator13: I appreciate G's commitment to the bit
 laikagoat: Incredible intro yet again
 StepInMyPep: The LRRnley mountain!
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: ahhhhh it'd started and the page didn't refreshhhh
BlackCherry55: Yo but when do we get that as a playmat?
ArabescaDGuerra: Yo Graham's got the drip
 CrypticKablam: nice vest 
  Foxmar320: Graham looking sharp today
 BrowneePointz: An Unexpected PPR
roastbeefsandwitch: the VEST! A dapper-looking Graham
 xantos69: Love that outfit
  TroyTalans: Hello Adam, Ben and Bilbo Starkins
 thattalljeff: work closed early today which means I actually get to watch!
 RockPusher: A Cameron is neither here nor there, he's precisely wherever he is.
Hadouken_lol_catz: love the bilbo cosplay
wandering_webster: New hobbit LRR playmat?
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 CastleOtranto: 156 months? That's 13 years of watching LRR play Magic on Twitch!
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 North_Sol: Thanks for having chat, great to be here
 Statist42: Hi friends!  
bakerydragon: Many Cheers for you all LRR 
 INCSlayer: world first? i think you mean World Premiere! 
 FauksStarling: Graham lookin good for his Eleventy-first Magic Set
CheshireCake: Ben not playing the part of a hobbit correctly. Shoes??
wandering_webster: beyond excited!
  TXC2: is this the story guy vest?
Busttino: Hey Ben I saw you in Amsterdam! You were looking happy and good man
sovietarchaeomancer: Ben, I wish you a very not getting Settled today
 LSRubin: Graham is ready for the Greatest Adventure... Ben is ready to look for his lost shaker of salt 
@maurtendo: Graham, lord of the bears
  @jongrayson3688: 😄😄😄Graham Lord of Bears
@maurtendo: So, we getting that as a playmat as well?
  @EPGelion: Yes, please playmat
@maurtendo: Graham better have a bear deck.
@gavinm3279: Ben, are you excited to face Settle the Wreckage?
  TXC2: CheshireCake feet on stream is against ToS 
 Mangledpixel: 
  TXC2: Mangledpixel HYPE
5_color_bad_stuff: Ben Proutfeet !!!
 Robot_Bones: Gotta get them hobbit doggies out!
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 BrowneePointz: Graham rocking that Ian Holm fit
 Mr_Bitterness:   Mods and Judges!
  TXC2: Mr_Bitterness 
saljik007: My favorite part of ppr
 elratonpoeta: First live PPR, lovely to be here!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BrowneePointz I hope we don't get the jumpscare to go with it
Grafikpapst : Recruit gonna be a blast
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: put them away then!
wandering_webster: Ben. Lol
invernce_: judge!
 ContingentCat: never!
 red_shoes_jeff: No
  TXC2: judgement TIME!
jimfaindel: Wait, whatever do you mean Settle is back in standard? That's my favorite card!
wandering_webster: Judge time!
 TalpTheScot: he knows the kind of people we are
Nefyave: Judgement!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: you're right, Nelson: The Hobbit DOES rule
 ignitionpoint: mmmm feet
@Wreckonning: Graham here to tell us to get off his land.
@CornerCaseMTG: Little bear, ordinary bear, gigantic grizzly bear, been - the bear potential is high.
@Noatzon: Oh, catching pre-prerelease live?!
@maurtendo: Look, it is the hobbit set, we need to pay attention to feet.
 North_Sol: How many limited archetypes in this set?
flouncy_magooo: Fun fact: In a limited match of the Hobbit, the player with the hairiest feet goes first
 LSRubin: "I've also read the Hobbit" Serge getting absolutely mogged in the judge video 
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 qella46021: I just had lunch and am already wanting afternoon tes. Am I a hobbit?
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 lamina5432: so a different city’s blessing?
Omentuva: @lamina5432 Seems like.
LRRMTG_Judge: @North_Sol Five official ones. This is smaller set - Natedogg
  TXC2: does it count as reading the Hobbit if you watch the movies with Subtitles? 
 Mangledpixel: @lamina5432 it's similar, yeh
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 RatherLargeToad: My Enduring Story of three spatulas
@maurtendo: There is a reason Proudfoot is a name
  @jongrayson3688: Well, historically this was their land first
@trollingsoul3386: good luck!
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 Beeff1986: Always enjoy a pre-prerelease
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  TXC2: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:06.
hat_hair: But Battles don't require Battles
meatwad36: Battles?! They're finally back?
 INCSlayer: Enduring story that cant be removed... so its a kind of neverending story?
Hadouken_lol_catz: oh cool creature connive
coriolis_storm: The Enduring Story token is pretty
TS_Terrapin: What if your third legendary is a copy of one you have? I think that still counts?
LRRMTG_Judge: @lamina5432 I haven't checked in detail, but yes, I think this works exactly the same except with three historic permanents instead of 10 of any. Notably, you still need a permanent with the storied mechanic in play to get the status, similar to ascend. - Squirrel
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 RatherLargeToad: interesting that it says Battles but not Planeswalkers
  TXC2: meatwad36 not in this set, as far as I know
 BrowneePointz: There are no Battles in the Set, but there is a Battle of Five Armies ancillary product next year with cards that reference battles
 Mangledpixel: hone that spatula!
 BrowneePointz: so Possibly then
Jon_CoffeeRobot: more counter types for Perrie
@maurtendo: For a sec, I thought the LRRbot said the clip could be seen on Fortnight...
 BrowneePointz: "I'm going on an adventure" dot gif
roastbeefsandwitch: All hail the Death Spatula! Surely you can find a way to add a few Hone counters to it!
Grafikpapst : Love Adventures
 bubba0077: So, they just added a name to +1/+0 counters
twitchysmile: Oh! that new adventure token!
 North_Sol: Oh that on an adventure reminder token is fantastic
twitchysmile: Perfect
 flatluigi: @bubba0077 they only apply to equipment
LRRMTG_Judge: @bubba0077 they also only work exculsively on equipment, so moving them around doesn't do anything
  TXC2: bubba0077 not exactly, these can only go on equipment
LRRMTG_Judge: @TS_Terrapin Are you asking whether you get the enduring story if you have two legendaries (one with storied) and make a copy of one of them, briefly granting you three legendaries in play before state-based actions are checked? If so: Yes! You'll still get the enduring story. - Squirrel
 bubba0077: yeah, realized that *after* I sent it
jmchap: @bubba0077 but the Hone go on the equipment not the creature
TS_Terrapin: @LRRMTG_Judge Yes, that was it. Thank you!
  TXC2: bubba0077 classic brain "working" there
  @jongrayson3688: the hone counters look decent
  TXC2: (not an insult on you)
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 NarfBlinko: Live PPR woot!
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 INCSlayer: ohh a kathleen card
 razorswift: Goblins Rise up!
 Sorator13: oh good, more amass! I was just thinking it was time we got a new one of those
Azegoroth: Yay Goblins
freshmaker__: goblin army token is cute
coriolis_storm: Black goblins!
  TXC2: more and different amass
WandersWithBlender: Can't wait to make a giant Zombie Orc Goblin army
 Mangledpixel: a goblorc army
 razorswift: Zombie Goblin Orc Army
 RockPusher: A Gorcarmy
 bubba0077: thematic
GirlPainting: Or goblin, orc, undead army
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 James_the_Dabbler: gobblin’ orc army?
Purestorm_: Silver gobbos
WandersWithBlender: Zomborclin army?
Mai_Andra: the combination Orc-Goblin army
 North_Sol: @wanderswithblender I don’t think zombie orc goblin armies have good dental 
  @jongrayson3688: that's gonna be sick for goblin decks
@CornerCaseMTG: Hype! Nice intro. Nice feet Ben Ben.
 qella46021: I am working on an amass deck that makes Goblin Orc Sliver Zombie Army
twitchysmile: @razorswift And maybe a Sliver in some games
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 BrowneePointz: HE SAID THE THING
gro_te: @WandersWithBlender There is also amass slivers
  TXC2: BrowneePointz easy with the all caps there
WandersWithBlender: @gro_te even better
DMGlol: Play land do thing
  TXC2: also BOO Landfall 
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 bubba0077: I thought landfall was evergreen at this point
 Lord_Hosk: rel-axed
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 Commodore_Perry_GG: Big 04
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  TXC2: !relaxed
  LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
  TXC2: bubba0077 it basically is yeah
 North_Sol: and my rel-axe :3
Flyingdelorion: Thanks Serge and Nelson!
GirlPainting: may i REL AXEd you a question?
 WrightJustice: and my RELAxed
 Lord_Hosk: You have my..,. DAMNIT
Dedwrekka: REL Axed, if you break the rules, they get the axe.
@thodro: So now it's possible to have an Orc Goblin Zombie army.
@dillonfitz1160: ecl counter based decks are gonna be happy for amass to be back
@travisclarke8855: Orc Goblin Zombie Sliver Army.
  @jongrayson3688: love the Landfall mechanics
@travisclarke8855: There's the eternalized sliver card that does sliver army.
@thesoundofwhitenoise2122: Getting a Changeling Army would be interesting, as it would be all creature types.
LRRMTG_Judge: If anyone's curious, changelings are also Army creatures, so you can amass onto them. Go get em, Avian Changeling! - Squirrel
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'm here to see them gleeful at all the card names in this set
DMGlol: 
bakerydragon: HURRAY FOR OPENING VIDEO, really nice
WandersWithBlender: and my R.E.L.Axed
 TalpTheScot: we let james out
 MaybeTara: James 
DMGlol: I will not be nice
 RockPusher: The James jumpscare
powerflapjack: Bully James. With Love
 lamina5432: laugh with james not at him
 BrowneePointz: okay so be mean to james and like his card layouts
 Strebenherz:   
 Sorator13: hooray James!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Fool of a Turner
Purestorm_: I hope James get the Queen of Dale
 boyesie: Love james nails there
Nefyave: James,sweet
  Foxmar320: Be nice to James? New concept but I can try
 elratonpoeta: Jaaaaaames
roastbeefsandwitch: Can we bribe James with Dilly Bars?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the doooooooor
Hadouken_lol_catz: hobbit door
 JKBalch: Throw love at James. Aim for the head
 bubba0077: #BlameJames
TruPhantomAngel: Oh damn, I love the cardigan Graham.
petey_vonwho: Everyone bully James!
 RockPusher: mmmmm, supper
 Sorator13: oh heck yeah
ArabescaDGuerra: Food!!
 accountmadeforants: Landfall was conceived when WotC pondered "What if we create a mechanic that isn't Kicker" 
 CrypticKablam: woahhhh
  TXC2: YEET
moleking2easy: hi James! glad you’re on this side of the camera for this 🫶🏻🥰
 TalpTheScot: packaging team on a banger as ever
 BraveOthello: Whelp now I need to PR just for the neat box
 North_Sol: obligatory do not eat the delicious cardboard
TruPhantomAngel: Yes! I want supper!
coriolis_storm: Fool of a James! 
GirlPainting: #BlAmEjAmEs
 MaybeTara: pretty nails
 BrowneePointz: Who up Goblin' they Bane
Purestorm_: Of course James gets Gandalf
wandering_webster: love the full art lands!! the seasonal touch is so fun
saljik007: Just looked at the commons pauper might have some new toys
WandersWithBlender: Ben gonna be putting all those plains in play when he gts Settle the Wreckage'd
ArabescaDGuerra: James has Gandalf again!!
DMGlol: Vivi if he was in tolkien
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Prowess pinger!
  Foxmar320: Love his nailes
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakableSpotlessMangetoutMoreCowbell-2pHFXftliAg7iyWb
 BlueMechanic: He is the Goblins' reckoning
  TXC2: Pingess?
@thodro: @travisclarke8855 Challenge accepted!
@thesoundofwhitenoise2122: Wait, if you have a Changeling, is that also an Army?
@brossjackson: Gotta make one more army type to have the Battle of the Five Armies (in one token)
@CornerCaseMTG: One does not simply strike the hobbit pose and go unnoticed.
  @jongrayson3688: If you pull Smaug, PLAY HIM
@maurtendo: Yes, changelings are armies
@maurtendo: One of the few ways you can have more than one
@thodro: @brossjackson Hoping for three more to have a Seven Nation Army...
EvilBadman: James gonna force monored
Jon_CoffeeRobot: this Radagast is going to be so fun in commander
Purestorm_: There's a bear in the art, close enough
  Foxmar320: That is a very Graham card, it has a bear
 razorswift: that radagast is nasty
 BraveOthello: If James actually forces minored it's gonna be hilarious
WandersWithBlender: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Goes nicely as a backup/alternate Yeva
 BrowneePointz: "You can't outrun them! They're riding Gundabad Wargs!" "These are Rhosgobel Jackrabbits....I'd like to see them try"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: and the funniest commander card!
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 A_Dub888: BIRB
DMGlol: big bird
 INCSlayer: BirB!
 Aarek: Caw!
gdw1017: did they leave the stamp off the promos this set?
TeacherSeanTV:      
 TalpTheScot: everyone is getting great promos
kynelwynn: Sky Ghalta!
 Mr_Bitterness: Bird Galta
 INCSlayer: @DMGlol no no Big Bird is Yellow
  TXC2: hello TeacherSeanTV welcome
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 accountmadeforants: Big fan of the return of Big Flying Dorks as a mechanic
 JKBalch: Dragon deez nuts
@el_zinga: I would love to see a two headed giant PPR one day, though it is unlikely to happen.
@maurtendo: Perfect for the bear deck
@dillonfitz1160: wait radaghast is pretty hype
@caucaia123456: Heeey! Gotr here late
  @Simriel: Radaghast is Powerful
Volus_dude: cam birb tribal, graham bears, james wizards
  Foxmar320: Dawwwwww
 Kentosaurus: he's just a little guy
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @gdw1017 Yeah, promo stamps have been gone for a couple of sets now, they cited issues if prereleases moved
Purestorm_: Adorable
 A_Dub888: aw I loved that shoe
  TXC2: little bear, bigger then the Grizzly bear
ArabescaDGuerra: That's adorable. Black brother bear
 RockPusher: smol big bear
missa_hancock: thank you Graham!!
  LRRbot: !mtghob
 accountmadeforants: Bear moot!
 CastleOtranto: Best set for bears ever?
 ContingentCat: Happy pride
 BrowneePointz: also combos with Splinter twin
 razorswift: its more powerful because of the power of CUTE
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "This dance could've been an email."
 LSRubin: this bear meeting could've been a bear email
kynelwynn: Teddy Bear Picnic
Purestorm_: That's some obscure Tolkien lore, the bear dancing
 PsychoI3oy: 
 Vinewood_OG: "It's a BEAR DANCE!"
gdw1017: @Jon_CoffeeRobot thanks! been a while since I’ve done a prerelease, so that tracks.
 INCSlayer: CHONK Bear
 RockPusher: Lorge bear
missa_hancock: little bear is proof of power creep
 accountmadeforants: Oh it is larger than a little bear!
 Manae: Bears in this set are nuts
tryllebanjoUnofficial: B.EA.R.
  Foxmar320: hahaaaaa so many bears
  TXC2: and not even the largest bear
 North_Sol: bear warfare keeps evolving
saljik007: I miss promo stamps they could of just done a generic stamp
Purestorm_: THere he is!!!
 TalpTheScot: oh yes
 BrowneePointz: Synthesis!
 TheMightyGerg: MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
WandersWithBlender: IT"S HAPPENING
Dedwrekka: Bear Force One!
  TXC2: it's happening!
 Sage0fMadness: ooooh snap
 TalpTheScot: it was meant to be
gro_te: rigged
 public_key_reveal_party: The cards knew
 INCSlayer: Ohh no the Cards are Targeting Graham
Deeehm: flash beorn with Radagash jfc
 James_the_Dabbler: Bear Kindred????
wandering_webster: Glad Graham got bear cards!
roastbeefsandwitch: BEARFORCE iii
GirlPainting: Bear Force One confirmed!
 CastleOtranto: Yes, Graham. Yes!
Valqori: Björn the Fierce
 Geldaran: welp, what is this, Bear Force 4 at this point?
 FauksStarling: Bear Force 3
  Foxmar320: Bear Force Yes!
owangel1: That's my next commander I am buliding
 Mangledpixel: bear bear bear beeeeearrrrrr
@barb4rian: BEar bear bear
 @LRRbot: !mtghob
@darkesch9502: Little Bear like the book series
  @jongrayson3688: BEARS!
@Noatzon: BEEEARS
@barb4rian: Oh please let G play a bear deck
@maurtendo: bear force limited!
@brossjackson: bear force upgrade incoming
@SilasTheLunark: Omg yesssssss I asked for thisss
 accountmadeforants: Bearomancy
wandering_webster: BearForceOne
CheshireCake: Beorn Fierce 1
 chaos5896: congrats, Graham
 Strebenherz: I'm very glad Graham got BEARS
 BrowneePointz: It happened!@
phoenixfeather14: Bear Force 3!
EvilBadman: We're on  Bear Force 4, friends
Purestorm_: It was ordained
 JKBalch: Beorn.dec
 North_Sol: chat manifested it XD
funguslore: So there are bear, beaR, BeaR and BEAR...
 LidofLoathing: Beorning
 Gekyouryuu: @EvilBadman Bear Four-ce
yargle: OMG, a real fantasy set again?
sallomon33: hello everyone!
 ContingentCat: I need to read the Hobbit again I don't remember bears being that important
  TXC2: hello sallomon33 welcome
Spritz_T: Whoo, time for Bear Force One
flouncy_magooo: Did he open Baby Beorn?
 CastleOtranto: That's a very high collar
Grafikpapst : Call him Bearham  at this point
yargle: What borough of New York is Master of Lake-Town from?
Dedwrekka: "Damage causes loss of life"
Purestorm_: Wasn't that the guy played by Stephen Fry in the movies
saljik007: Dissapponted
  TXC2: yargle New Jursey 
  Foxmar320: "Normal Human"
 bubba0077: A normal human used WUBRG
 North_Sol: @purestorm_ ayup
 INCSlayer: Wood Elves? TQ?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: is there a name for the "gets a counter when you draw a card" type of creature
yargle: 
 Kentosaurus: that art is rad
  TXC2: Purestorm_ I think so
 A_Dub888: @Kentosaurus you're rad
  @EPGelion: Beorn Force One
@Smurfomancer: Bear Force Hobbit!
@darkesch9502: I think Kathleen will like Master of Lake-Town
Laxonian: I like this format of opening 
twitchysmile: Eggses!
 BITs19_: ooooo love the flavor text on riddles
 chaos5896: hear the riddles in the dark!!!!!
wandering_webster: riddles in the dark art is greaat!
sallomon33: the fact that we got a Wood Elves reprint in this set is cool, especially cuz in LTR it was only in the Commander set
wandering_webster: @sallomon33 Agreed
 Mangledpixel: Spatula City!
powerflapjack: MY where did you get that LOVELY spatula
WandersWithBlender: strictly better short sword?
saljik007: Cant wait to hone spatula to the moon
Dedwrekka: Riddles in the dark, can several of the piles have 0 cards?
 chaos5896: It's also a great rock song
 Mr_Bitterness: Each?
coriolis_storm: @contingentcat The party is hosted by Beorn the werebear when they get out of the Shore
 Kentosaurus: UHF fans confirmed in chat
 North_Sol: Mithril spatulas let’s go
Volus_dude: is there mayors right hand man?
coriolis_storm: *Shire
moleking2easy: Leonin scimitar getting power crept…
 TalpTheScot: oh no cameron is for the birds
 razorswift: sharpening those spatuals
 ContingentCat: @coriolis_storm ah thanks
  Foxmar320: Cam all in on birbs
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Not to my knowledge, but this bird is a functional reprint of Oneirophage from MH1. We could call them that. Lorescale Coatl might have been the first? (Chasm Skulker is my favourite one though.) - Squirrel
Purestorm_: Simic Elves, an unholy combination
@T_Peazy: Bear Force One Ring!
@thodro: Bear Force Hone!
wandering_webster: blue green elfs baby!
 TheMerricat: Chat.. My brain just woke up.. would amassing work with shapeshifters? Since they are every type?
 singinnonsense: 2 ?
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Yes
 BrowneePointz: Thranduil 100% discriminates
 BrowneePointz: famously so
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @LRRMTG_Judge Thanks, I play a few in Danny Pink and figured there might be a nickname for that type
 INCSlayer: Ohh the Elven King Definetly Discriminates
gro_te: A yes, elfs are famously like that
WandersWithBlender: The elven king does in fact discriminate
Dr_fragenstien: have you met an elf kathleen?
 Sorator13: I think the elven king 10000000% discriminates
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheMerricat Yep - Ku
sallomon33: I love this Thranduil card
 Commodore_Perry_GG: elves? discriminating? whaaaaaa
funguslore: Yeah
Bruceski: The Elvenking definitely discriminates
 Sage0fMadness: (The elven king verrrry much discriminates)
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheMerricat Indeed! Mothdust Changeling stands ready to do damage. - Squirrel
 TalpTheScot: disgusting
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat If you already have a shapeshifter you don't get to create an army. If you have a shapeshifter and an existing army, amass makes you choose which one you put the counters on
sallomon33: it's just so much value
 KirbySliver: The Elves definitely discriminate
Bruceski: look! same braincell!
Deeehm: the elven king would have you thrown in prison for suggesting he does not discriminate
 Sage0fMadness: ^
 North_Sol: Hrrrk
funguslore: 
ofthewind_: this set looks dope
Dedwrekka: Elvenking is a pretty good metal band
 TheMightyGerg: The LAND cycles for CREATURES
 Sorator13: YES
TruPhantomAngel: My dream home
Purestorm_: Halfing tutoring?! I can hear 3/3 Elk screaming in the distance
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LRRMTG_Judge: Keep in mind that being a Shapeshifter does not give it all creature types - having the ability "changeling" gives it all creature types - Natedogg
 KhazzyB: Lorwyn 🤝 Middle Earth       harboring incredibly racist elves
sallomon33: 
 Sage0fMadness: Who up cycling they hobbithole
Bruceski: no comment on "halflingcycling"?
 iris_of_ether: 
RoastedGravy: The mad French horn skills
@barb4rian: This set slaps
@barb4rian: I am 100% bias
@Noatzon: "Butle well"
@maurtendo: the elf king definitely discriminates
@darkesch9502: halflingcycling
twitchysmile: Also, I'm surprised I just noticed, but no "universe Beyond" specific frame. Is this the first time for that?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I love my goblin peezy
ArabescaDGuerra: Yep Ben is a goblin bard. 10/10
EvilBadman: @RoastedGravy that's a sousaphone
 Hansk_and_Boo: hobbitcycling is my favourite middlrrthlympic event
 chaos5896: Ben, be nice to yourself!
powerflapjack: GOOD DOG
 razorswift: long dog
 TalpTheScot: a good boy!
 A_Dub888: Doggo!
 Kentosaurus: long boy
sallomon33: @twitchysmile no, they retired it with Spoodeymins
feelingfroggo: WOLFHOUNND!
LRRMTG_Judge: @twitchysmile They stopped doing that with (I think) Final Fantasy last year - Natedogg
coriolis_storm: “Halflingcycling” is a trippy keyword
 Gekyouryuu: @twitchysmile that started pre-spider-man, iirc
RoastedGravy: @twitchysmile They started giving them the regular frame since Spider-Man.
 TalpTheScot: I hadnt seen that one
 public_key_reveal_party: Very good boy
 BrowneePointz: Irish Wolfhounds!
  TXC2: card names that are just taxonomy 
 North_Sol: wait — colourless?
 Vinewood_OG: Scrandle description doggo
 INCSlayer: more BIRB
 KhazzyB: “I’m going to crack my Hobbit Hole” is a real sentence that may be said in a Pro Tour championship very soon!
Purestorm_: This card is messed up
funguslore: This rare seems bonkers
 ipoddodd: those damn eagles...
  TXC2: when was the last time anyone bathed? I take showers 
tryllebanjoUnofficial: @Vinewood_OG 
saljik007: It bathes while doing dishes 2 for 1
 JKBalch: Cam is checking into Hotel California
feelingfroggo: @North_Sol yeah, there are a few colourness "normal" creatures in this set
 chaos5896: Isnt tht Paul Rivier's card?
 Sage0fMadness: Anti-Settle Technology
 razorswift: caCAW
 gualdhar: 6 mana dodge your wipe? oh no
twitchysmile: Ahah, fair enough! I'm generally not one to care for UB so I guess I just didn't notice
 Lord_Hosk: GOBLIN TOWN!
 North_Sol: @feelingfroggo that’s wild 
 public_key_reveal_party: The eagles should let you destroy the one ring to annoy literally everyone
@Smurfomancer: Love that we now have Sindarin on a card. 0.5% of the way there towards Silmarillion MTG
@Noatzon: HAlflingcycling on a land seems really good? Land when needed and tutor/bomb when you're flooding out?
@hiimemily: it's up dog!
@darkesch9502: a good boy
@Herodotus4: Notably it says own not control
@Herodotus4: so if someone steals your stuff you can take it back
  @jongrayson3688: He's a big sweetie
 TalpTheScot: no one opened settle, shame we didnt see the reaction
Garbage_Collectr: thats a lot of holes
ChargeAh: That's a lot of holes
moleking2easy: a dog with flash and reach?   poor Crim. he’ll never be able to attack into three open mana ever again 😭😭😭
RoastedGravy: Come on down to Goblin-town
vinopinguino: 3 of em?!
missa_hancock: don’t let anyone see the settle the wreckage’s to keep secrets I see
Sealtest: boros ftw!
 Mr_Bitterness: Super easy, barely an inconvenience
wandering_webster: live gameplay!!!
 Sage0fMadness: bearly*
 shendaras: 
 North_Sol: bear down for limited >:)
Laxonian: its alive!
 bytecaster: This is live?!?
 razorswift: so is something going to happen?
saljik007: Bearing
 accountmadeforants: Cool technology!
 LidofLoathing: when will now be then?
Spritz_T: graham baggins
  TXC2: and now it's even nowwer
Jon_CoffeeRobot: we didn't see Adam's opens, eyes emoji
 Decaped: Can you guys go on break, please? i want to go back and watch the opening
WotC_Matt: And in living color!
sallomon33: ooh, what a cool fit Graham has, it seems familiar though, hmm...
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Let's get middling!
 JKBalch: Graham in a vest!
Sanders1004: Is it weird that I wish Wheeler was playing and had opened a Settle the Wreckage?
 couchboyj: Something's going to happen
tiennis: Ghrambear!!!!
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
hella_qh: omg its live! something might happen
 TheMightyGerg: You're NEVER done opening packs.
phoenixfeather14: I'm loving Graham's hobbit look!
Garbage_Collectr: love the bilbo cosplay
 BrowneePointz: Dwarven Language Cards too!
 Lord_Hosk: But they could have prerecorded Adam asking and Paul answering!
 RockPusher: The worrying moment while we wait for Paul to check if we are live 
 INCSlayer: SMA-UUG
 crashofbeat: yaaaay
GirlPainting: Paul, are we life?...............(long pause for effect)........yes!
Dr_fragenstien: imagine getting it pack 1
 TalpTheScot: i feel the table needs a charcuterie board on it
  LRRbot: Gandalf, Wandering Wizard [4U] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/5] | Ward {3} / {6}: Gandalf's owner shuffles him into their library and draws three cards.
  TXC2: Sanders1004 no, 'cause he would have POPED off
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 TheMightyGerg: You had a recent FNM where you ONLY opened packs
Grafikpapst : Golden Smaug opening would be funny
@DoctorMedieval: Oh wow alt art eagles is gorgeous
@darkesch9502: down down to goblin town
@maurtendo: don't you like it when your deck builds itself?
  @Simriel: boostie?
@Smurfomancer: It's live! ...is something going to happen?
 @LRRbot: Gandalf, Wandering Wizard [4U] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/5] | Ward {3} / {6}: Gandalf's owner shuffles him into their library and draws three cards.
Dedwrekka: Graham's bilbo outfit is also his "get off my land" outfit
WandersWithBlender: Graham got all hobbited up for the PPR, looking good in the vest!
Sealtest: I love how Graham dressed up for the event, Adam dressed up very well as well
  LRRbot: Ori, Keeper of Songs [2W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [3/3] | Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, Ori gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.
 BrowneePointz: That's Gimli's Uncle!
 schordash: lookin' sharp G 
Knightor: these pack opennings are unbearable and make me wanna open packs
 bytecaster: Oin Slander!
  Sarah_Serinde: Look if you all don't want them I will take the shiny cards. Send them to me 
  LRRbot: Iron Hills | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Dwarf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
sallomon33:  
  LRRbot: Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! | Great Ugly-Looking Goblin [5B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. // Clap! Snap! [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Amass Goblins 2.
Peevvi: anyone open settle the wreckage?
 North_Sol: If you open that Smaug, you are either a witch or a warlock — your preference of nomenclature
 bytecaster: The names in this set are very good!
 rosesmcgee: But he is great
 TalpTheScot: i actually like there isnt a billion of each character and lots of silly little guys
petey_vonwho: All those dwarves look the same
RoastedGravy: Great material for Crack-a-Pack openings.
 Tom_Bruise: oh yeah, the insult card names in this set are on *point*
sallomon33: that would make sense
 razorswift: sharpie the ugly and we're set
 BrowneePointz: it's whoever is the meanest and deadliest
 JKBalch: He is a Great Goblin
 public_key_reveal_party: What card is it Ben?
 INCSlayer: Height is Right
Dr_fragenstien: you know, kinda.
 accountmadeforants: Or who has the fanciest hat
saljik007: We cant say ugly?
WotC_Matt: A fine way to live!
 A_Dub888: Now hold on, Adam's not ugly
 Vinewood_OG: Ork rules apply?
 Aarek: I look forward to being called that during a crack a pack
  LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, amass Goblins X, where X is that excess damage.
northos: !greetings
  LRRbot: Greetings, you Marrow Chompers!
RoastedGravy: "Greetings, you great ugly-looking goblins!"
 BrowneePointz: Gimli's Dad!
sallomon33: @Tom_Bruise REALLY BIG BEAR
  LRRbot: Glóin the Mighty // Easy Pickings | Glóin the Mighty [3R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [4/3] | At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R}{R}. // Easy Pickings [2R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Easy Pickings deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.
  LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
Dr_fragenstien: the goblin king is certainly the largest goblin
  TXC2: like Large bear isn't good
 Tom_Bruise: @sallomon33 most decrepit old bird
Dedwrekka: Adam showing off his Bolg
 bytecaster: 3 mana for a ring
 bytecaster: Sounds like a bargain
 schordash: there's no way they wouldn't have a literal hierarchy
  LRRbot: My Precious // Allure of Power | My Precious [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and can't be blocked. / Equip—{2}, Pay 2 life. // Allure of Power [1B] | Instant — Adventure | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
TruPhantomAngel: By that fact, Adam is now in charge of LRR right?
 Decaped: omg, Large Bear may be my favorite card in the set
feelingfroggo: Finding a weird ring? Probably won't be relevant to the story
  Sarah_Serinde: no I like "heck-proof" better
  LRRbot: The Great Goblin [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble [3/2] | Whenever you put one or more counters on a Goblin, Orc, or Army you control, The Great Goblin deals 2 damage to target opponent. / Whenever another Goblin, Orc, or Army you control dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.
Spritz_T: sac a creature is a flavor win
sallomon33: @bytecaster you're wrong, no Bargain in this set 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he's huge, that's a horse in the foreground
supremechalupasnoke: hes great
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Did they reprint the one ring in this set?
dm818: He looks very big compared to the pony
 North_Sol: Chaos Dwarf hat power dynamics in a nutshell
RoastedGravy: Oh, there's no Goblin King reprint
  LRRbot: Wizard's Staff [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has prowess. / If an ability of equipped creature triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. / Equip Wizard {1} / Equip {3}
Garbage_Collectr: as a box topper
RoastedGravy: That's sad
 BrowneePointz: MOX AMBER!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: mox amber?
  LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
  TXC2: Jedi_Master_Zell not that I've seen
DMGlol: OH
  Sarah_Serinde: ooooh
yargle: What about your robe and wizard's hat?
 Kentosaurus: mox amber?
Sealtest: oh woah
sallomon33: that's a mox amber, yeah
 Brozard: Wizard Staffing Agency
 Mr_Bitterness: Mox Amber
 razorswift: YOOOO
kynelwynn: Mix Amber
 BrowneePointz: We did it!
saljik007: @Jedi_Master_Zell Only as a box topper
powerflapjack: lmao
tryllebanjoUnofficial: oh damn
DMGlol: yeah dwarven mox amber
owangel1: Yep, Mox Amber
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jedi_Master_Zell As one of the box toppers, yes - Natedogg
 CastleOtranto: That is soooo sick!
wandering_webster: NICE, MOIX AMBER
funguslore: Mox amber yeah
 Sage0fMadness: whoaaaa
 flatluigi: i think that's money
Laxonian: 
twitchysmile: Old warhammer players who remember Chaos Dwarves would know about tall hats.
Grafikpapst : Mox Amber ya
ChargeAh: Poggers
supremechalupasnoke: WHOA
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 NarfBlinko: noice
 Lord_Hosk: Thats like $12 Cad
 Strebenherz:   
 GasCityGaming: like 400 CAD
YeOldeMark: A wizard staff has a nob on is end
yargle: good old Bat Spit
 BusTed: 
sallomon33: they also printed Arcane Signet and DWARVEN WARRIORS in Dwarvish lol
 BrowneePointz: $400\
TruPhantomAngel: Whoa! That’s a pricey pull.
supremechalupasnoke: $400!
 JKBalch: That pays for the pack
AleisAlpto: Is that the Arkenstone?
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 BrowneePointz: That's a $400 preorder on CK
  TXC2: bat h$ht
northos: bat nbht
TruPhantomAngel: Dang this is one I really want.
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  LRRbot: Gollum, Riddle Master [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [3/1] | As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. / Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum. / • Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / • Draw a card.
RoastedGravy: Gollum can't even
vinopinguino: Adam would pull the mox amber
tryllebanjoUnofficial: d00d 400 dollans?! 
 Robot_Bones: How many Norwegian Kroger?
sallomon33: Gollum, the Rizzle Master
funguslore: What has the hobbitses have in its pocketses
Dr_fragenstien: bringing back +1/-1 counters just to kill gollum would be wild
 sporkraptor: start an auction real quick to get Adam to eat that mox amber
 LidofLoathing: That mox amber is $450 on Card Kingdom
 ipoddodd: pocket egg? As a treat?
WotC_Matt: (Zero is even, though an odd choice.)
 schordash: 
 Sage0fMadness: take preorder prices with a huge grain of salt, but still
 flatluigi: yes please go sleeve that amber
Garbage_Collectr: dragon isnt it?
 JKBalch: Adam, a true limited player
00gogo00: any color among legendary creatures you control.
  TXC2: tick me off with how often it gets used in Brawl 
 bytecaster: or planeswalker
superdude097: !card mox amber
  LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
seanmrwick: I'm so glad I am able to see this PPR in place of me going to my regular Pre-Release. Side Note: Graham, you look fantastic!
sallomon33: btw I've already seen the preorder bundle Gollum pet on Arena and I felt so bad for the guy cuz he had an existential crisis whenever they got hit in face
 RockPusher: 
supremechalupasnoke: should ante the booster 
 North_Sol: @Garbage_Collectr that’d be Mox Jasper
 schordash: 
SmashTCG: of the color of thelgendary
Chandlergamesmore: who’s ready for some settle the wreckage? 
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Jasper is dragon, that's the only one I know offhand.
Garbage_Collectr: @North_Sol ahh ok, thanks!
  TXC2: a Forrest is just a swamp that got better
superdude097: So only creatures or planeswalkers, not artifacts or enchantments
seanmrwick: Graham looks very much on theme
saljik007: @Robot_Bones About 2700
 Mangledpixel: ponies!
yargle: Burnished Hart, RIP..
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Voidhawk42: Gottta send love to Paul as always for the amazing layout
 North_Sol: @Garbage_Collectr 
funguslore: Poop of tronies 
 bytecaster: Those horses cultivate?!? This is a wuxia novel now?
 flatluigi: decent burnished hart impression
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 BrowneePointz: burnished hart but Long Dog
CheshireCake: colorless horse?
seanmrwick: Why would one eat horses?
 schordash: very cute overlay （＾ν＾）
supremechalupasnoke: good way to pony up some land
saljik007: @seanmrwick Tasty things
  TXC2: seanmrwick they're good learn meat
funguslore: Pass
  TXC2: *lean
 North_Sol: @supremechalupasnoke  
 Sage0fMadness: Ramping down at the pony track
tryllebanjoUnofficial: @seanmrwick Desperation? Convenience - get there, have a a snack?
Purestorm_: Dawg
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 Mr_Bitterness: Love a common deathtoucher
 BrowneePointz: They're all the like "normal animals"
  TXC2: also horse meat is called Kicker by the way
 BrowneePointz: the Thrush
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tryllebanjoUnofficial: @TXC2 
 RockPusher: Some excellent names for Graham to call us at the starts of Crack-a-Packs
 BrowneePointz: Most Decrepit Old Bird
 bytecaster: Poor horse 
funguslore: 
 Sage0fMadness: the Old bird is the funniest of all
SmashTCG: Is a sin that it is not a borzoi
 couchboyj: ordinary bear is my favorite
00gogo00: what's the horse card called?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: ~ the UK, circa 2013
dm818: Nasty Little Rabbit
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 bytecaster: @SmashTCG It's because Borzois are only native to Mordor
00gogo00: that ben just ate
  LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
seanmrwick: @tryllebanjoUnofficial good point. You got me there
 OldUncleDan: Eat that horse!  Goku (DBZA) would be so proud.
cattleprodlynn: Hello chat.
 razorswift: DBZA Goku voice: eat that horse!
CheshireCake: @00gogo00 Troop of Ponies
 BrowneePointz: @Sage0fMadness Nasty Little Rabbit is also good
sallomon33: @00gogo00 troop of ponies
seanmrwick: @OldUncleDan *high fives*
  TXC2: hello cattleprodlynn welcome
 Sorator13: synergy!
super731: adams got the dog in his deck
00gogo00: !troop of ponies
 @LRRbot: Ori, Keeper of Songs [2W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [3/3] | Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, Ori gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.
@darkesch9502: gandalf who leaves
 @LRRbot: Iron Hills | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Dwarf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 @LRRbot: Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! | Great Ugly-Looking Goblin [5B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. // Clap! Snap! [1B] | So…
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 @LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another ta…
 @LRRbot: Glóin the Mighty // Easy Pickings | Glóin the Mighty [3R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [4/3] | At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R}{R}. // Easy Pickings [2R] | Sorcery — Adventu…
 @LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
@maurtendo: going by invader zim rules?
@darkesch9502: big bear
 @LRRbot: My Precious // Allure of Power | My Precious [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and can't be blocked. / Equip—{2}, Pay 2 life. // Allure of Power [1B] | Instant — A…
 @LRRbot: The Great Goblin [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble [3/2] | Whenever you put one or more counters on a Goblin, Orc, or Army you control, The Great Goblin deals 2 damage to target oppon…
 @LRRbot: Wizard's Staff [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has prowess. / If an ability of equipped creature triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. / Equip Wizard {1} / Equip {3}
 @LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
@barb4rian: OOOOOO
@barb4rian: That is a PULL
@jaolen: Holy
  @jongrayson3688: NICE
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Riddle Master [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [3/1] | As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. / Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one …
@DoctorMedieval: Whoa $400 CAD pre-order on that Mox Amber.
@maurtendo: pre order prices never stick
@maurtendo: so hungry you can eat a horse?
 @LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
  @jongrayson3688: Anyone feel the urge to listen to Led Zeppelin?
 saljik007: Thx for the gift sub missed who gave it to me
00gogo00: !troupe of ponies
 IbunWest: 
sallomon33: !card troop of ponies
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  TXC2: !card troop of ponies
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 A_Dub888: !card of ponies
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
00gogo00: that's a wild looking horse
cattleprodlynn: !link
ekplayscards: Hey Ben can I paypal you 5 dollars to just end your turn right now?
sallomon33: uh oh, LRRBot doesn't have access to them yet
yargle: Guardian of the cough drops
  LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
 bytecaster: You cannot find the ponies anymore, because Ben ate them
  TXC2: !mtghob
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  LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 North_Sol: do you quarrel with me, sir
 FauksStarling: Quarrel in the Hobbit Hole
 bytecaster: Goodness, this set looks so charming
 flatluigi: with a very reprintable name
jimfaindel: I quarrel, but I do not quarrel at thee
yargle: Who took the dogs out? Who?
Dr_fragenstien: wait wasn't the dog a 3/3?
  LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
seanmrwick: For Remy...and for Frodo
 flatluigi: @Dr_fragenstien nope, it was a 2/2
Dr_fragenstien: oh no nevermind
Dr_fragenstien: it was the 4/2
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  Feriority: @Dr_fragenstien The counter went on the other dog
Dr_fragenstien: too many dogs
sallomon33: @flatluigi tbf Bite Down also has a very reprintable name and it's the exact same card except it also hits walkers
 bytecaster: Now Adam gets ponies for free and at instant speed!
  LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token. // Silvan Rally [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill four cards, then put up to two land cards from among them into your hand.
seanmrwick: !radagast
  TXC2: sallomon33 or ram through
yargle: #valuetown
 flatluigi: hot
 ignitionpoint: you’re gonna do what?
seanmrwick: that Radagast is definitely Value right now
 KhazzyB: who up cracking their Hobbit Hole?
Purestorm_: He's elfballing out of control, get him!
stupidforgames: damn son
 bytecaster: Elves! Elves! Elves!
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 flatluigi: if you want to see ben crack some more hobbit holes, check out his personal stream
 ignitionpoint: which hobbit deserved that??
  LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
sallomon33: @sallomon33 tbf Quarrel is very reprintable in UB sets, where Bite Down doesn't fit as well, partially cuz it hits walkers lol
seanmrwick: I can imagine Thrandul as a Siimc commander
 North_Sol: I’m thinking these trolls ain’t negotiatin’ in good faith
 ignitionpoint: subscribe to the LRRMTG onlyfans for more hobbit hole cracking
seanmrwick: *simic, pardon me
  Foxmar320: Thats a happy elf
seanmrwick: These elves look really good
 BrowneePointz: it's chilling with the LotR Bird of Paradise
  LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token." / III, IV — Elves you control get +1/+0 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
sallomon33: 'look at my pretty birb, how lovely'
 bytecaster: Ben do be rampin'
   LoadingReadyRun:  That time that Radagast teamed up with the trolls to beat up an elf
super731: banger rare
 singinnonsense: They are singing tralala
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun Hahaha
 deathofspam: @LoadingReadyRun lol
Purestorm_: The sagas in this set have been pretty good, even the uncommonn ones
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sorator13: pfff
roastbeefsandwitch: I always interpreted the Mirkwood elves as being a GB faction, not a GU faction like Rivendell or Lothlorien. They have a much darker mindset?
Dicebat: those sleeves are beautiful
  TXC2: our boy is arena pilled
paintking1: Hello Canada from Nashville TN. What you people produce?
 TehAmelie: oh hey, some sort of magical cards
 couchboyj: For a dieing race these elves reproduce like rabbits
  LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 fcloud: @paintking1 content
bakerydragon: ooh nice
Purestorm_: Adam is on Dawg tribal
super731: beeg dawg
  Foxmar320: That wolf looks angry
 bytecaster: That dog is a Phyrexian arena!
 ipoddodd: big DOG
 BrowneePointz: yea the b/g Wargs deck seems NUTS
 North_Sol: @paintking1 snow + syrup
RoastedGravy: Adam's got that dog in him
  TXC2: hello paintking1 right now we're showing off the latest Magic the Gathering set
 A_Dub888: "Big Dog"? The Chief Warg is Roman Reigns?
 TehAmelie: doggo!
 boyesie: When that saga goes to chapter 3, will it still have the landfall effect?
 saljik007: @couchboyj I think they just keep comming out of hiding
paintking1: Meant to say love what you produce.
anactualheehaw: inside you there are two wargs
 BrowneePointz: that's why Hims the Chief
Driskus: Judge! mana check from Adam, the fight spell he cast cost 4 mana right?
seanmrwick: I definitely need to get to building a Simic elf deck
 dantedrago13: Wasn't the fight spell 4 mana?
  TXC2: paintking1 oh 
yargle: @anactualheehaw Until the Metamucil kicks in
 schordash: alpha warg
sallomon33: the fighting spell was indeed 4 mana
 bytecaster: @dantedrago13 Rhadagast cost reduces
 TehAmelie: how about, inside you is one dire wolf and one warg
paintking1: @TXC2 That's hilarious 😂
AleisAlpto: for a moment i read that as The Chef Warg
WotC_Matt: I turned away for a minute and Ben has a million lands.
 bytecaster: @bytecaster Or what's his name
Bruceski: Rhadagast is creature spells
wulfram77: @roastbeefsandwitch They're still Teleri, they've got that innate love of the sea that catches legolas.  And Thranduil is a charitable guy when you don't trespass.
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 North_Sol: nice catch
 flatluigi: good rollback
super731: ty nelly
 @LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
 @LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
@jaolen: A little sad Adam’s not running two plains in his deck just to mess with Ben
@darkesch9502: heh it showed Quarrel's end instead of Quarrel
 @LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
@barb4rian: ^ that took me a minute to parse lol
 @LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
 @LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you contro…
@maurtendo: such value
 @LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
@Noatzon: Thranduil sems really good?!
 @LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you co…
@NickyKnickerson: I was not expecting a PPR for Hobbit already, what a treat
 @LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
@jaolen: Oh wow
  @jongrayson3688: Dang, that's vicious
@Flickstro: Is this round 1 or 2?
@samanthacunningham1049: He didn't have the mana for both Troll Negotiations and the Chief Warg.
@maurtendo: 1
@MegaTrain: round 1 game 1
 @loadingreadyrun: First game of round 1
@maurtendo: creatures cost two less
@jaolen: The warg was last turn and discounted by 2
@maurtendo: ah, you were right
@jaolen: Ah he “cheated” on the negotiations
@jaolen: (Unintentional etc)
yargle: 
 Sorator13: thanks nelly!
cattleprodlynn: Go Nelly!@
Jon_CoffeeRobot: thanks judges & Nelson
 BITs19_: thanks Nelly!
 elratonpoeta: Great solve thanks nelly
anactualheehaw: so cool to have a dope judge like nelly on the lookout
seanmrwick: @Driskus Good call
 RockPusher: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Ben's saga could use a counter as well
Jon_CoffeeRobot: are there are cards in this set which can remove counters?
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sallomon33: @Jon_CoffeeRobot yes, your typical blue tap aura that also removes abilities
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jon_CoffeeRobot I can think of at least one but don't know what kind of permanents it can target off the top of my head - Ku
  TXC2: !relaxed
  LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
 rosesmcgee: That's why John Magicthegathering invented RELaxed
  Pharmacistjudge: we don't count those people at Gencon
 BrowneePointz: GenCon Georg is an outlier and shouldn't be counted
Jon_CoffeeRobot: that's right, just thinking if there's any way to re-trigger Ch2 of that saga
sallomon33: @sallomon33 it can only enchant a creature though
LRRMTG_Judge: @LRRMTG_Judge Follow-up, only hits creatures, so would not affect Sagas
Dr_fragenstien: huh. Yeah that does feel like a very medium 6-drop
 bytecaster: no-whiffies
 Andreiq_: What sleeves are they using?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Bog-hide Wanderers
Clicklesly: Oh, no card reader in chat?
Jethrain: @Jon_CoffeeRobot there is a 4th chapter, so you can use ch2 again on the 3rd turn
  TXC2: !store
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sallomon33: @Dr_fragenstien medium? I dunno, I would be glad having a 6 mana 4/4 draw a card that gets bigger on landfall
 RockPusher: It's Very Good art
 North_Sol: When Isildur didn’t cast the ring into the fire, Elrond was kind and judged him at R.E.L.Axed
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Jethrain it's more that if you retrigger ch2, it'll stack the rules text: you'd get two elves per landfall so long as the saga is around, and if you could repeat it
Chenderle: yep, keeps it
 TehAmelie: i thought it looked like Rebecca Guay art but that makes more sense
 ginmanwav: very good saga
super731: yeah its like urza saga
Sealtest: feel like he shoiuldve saved the hobbit hole for next turn
bakerydragon: Michelle Raff username online is usually KilnFiendPotter I think if you want to look up more of her work
SmashTCG: "crack this hobbit hole" is the Most 2026 phrase ever
 ZoinksScoob78: No, it looks like they're still out of stock. Those sleeves seem to always be out of stock.
JolyneGarcia_art: elves seem so good in this set
 saljik007: Oh wow didnt realise
  LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
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 couchboyj: If you can remove counters from the saga, it keeps gaining copies of the ability.
 BrowneePointz: the Istari Man
 kumatsu: Bad news, The Kiss sleeves are out of stock, as they are every time I remember to buy some 
 Mangledpixel: RADagast
yargle: 3 mana 5/5 power creep 
funguslore: 3 Hobbit Holes in sealed seems pretty good
 Sorator13: @couchboyj oh, that's very gross [complimentary]
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Lovestruck Beast
  LRRbot: Lovestruck Beast // Heart's Desire | Lovestruck Beast [2G] | Creature — Beast Noble [5/5] | This creature can't attack unless you control a 1/1 creature. // Heart's Desire [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: classic tall vs wide
Bruceski: "Rhadagast? What can he do against me?" *swarm of other creatures show up for cheap*
CrossXhunteR: I just remembered that the PPR started
 saljik007: The new retro art sleeves from dragonshield also look dope
  TXC2: hello CrossXhunteR welcome
 Sorator13: your opponent is not obliged to be honest with their answer, though, yeah
Voidhawk42: I feel like Rhadagast and Squirrel Girl would get along
super731: hey judge can does my opponent have giant growth here
j_crane330: 
 gualdhar: time for green shock to the face?
 TehAmelie: i ask my opponent "what do i have in my pocket?"
  LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token. // Silvan Rally [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill four cards, then put up to two land cards from among them into your hand.
 North_Sol: @saljik007 They’ve been on a roll. I’m a sucker for dragons, so the Ur-Dragon and the fetch land art sleeves were a insta pick
 rosesmcgee: UB baby!
LRRMTG_Judge: 
yargle: overrun?
 schordash: 
 Sorator13: !
 North_Sol: cool/uh oh
flouncy_magooo: 
CrossXhunteR: is that G as table friend I hear?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the one that was there has +1/0 and vigilance, should stay with its friends
sallomon33: @CrossXhunteR in a Hobbit fit too!
 flatluigi: YAAA
  TXC2: CrossXhunteR the very same
 TalpTheScot: oh yes
bakerydragon: oooh
  LRRbot: Through the Forest Gate [6GG] | Sorcery | Look at the top twenty cards of your library, put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 8 life.
  Foxmar320: Thats so much mana
 saljik007: No haste
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yesssssss Ben
Purestorm_: Oh my god
 Sorator13: oh wow
yargle: 
funguslore: 
Hadouken_lol_catz: uh oh
 Mangledpixel: 20?!
 Sage0fMadness: holy moly
 Strebenherz:   
 CastleOtranto: Delightfully gross
 A_Dub888: strap in kids
 Tom_Bruise: ohmagod, the 8 life
coriolis_storm: What?!!
@maurtendo: just like a troll
@Flickstro: Thanks, guys! :)
  @jongrayson3688: Penalty
@pharmacistjudge: We're on it
@maurtendo: should be allowed because of flavor
@RavnicaBuildingandPlanning: "John Carpenters dog" I just got the joke and im laughing my butt off
@Smurfomancer: #gamelossbemorecarefulnexttime
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@pharmacistjudge: or if you just have questions
@maurtendo: I did not realize that...
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@Flickstro: Stonks
@barb4rian: Radaghast might be cool guys
 @LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you contro…
  @Rogue_07: that's just Magic these days...
  @jongrayson3688: Ben's planning something
 @LRRbot: Through the Forest Gate [6GG] | Sorcery | Look at the top twenty cards of your library, put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 8 life.
@thisbymaster: I don't believe that LRR doesn't have 10000 elf tokens
PowrOfFriendship_: That is the rest of his library!
 schordash:  
 RockPusher:   
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 sporkraptor: hhooooooo
 North_Sol: Alright Adam, how’s your mill package in golgari
  LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token." / III, IV — Elves you control get +1/+0 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
  TXC2: dear WotC, THIS, THIS is how you do comebacks, not boardwipes
sallomon33:  
00gogo00: ben mills himself out and fucking dies
 TalpTheScot: incredible stuff
Purestorm_: Uhhh, at least he didnt actually draw them
00gogo00: @TXC2 nah boardwipes are good
 schordash: 
 bytecaster: Imagine doing that in Commander though
stupidforgames: deck is all gas now
Bruceski: Rest of the deck is gas
 Sorator13: I mean, I think that's pretty exciting
 saljik007: The is settle on this format
Busttino: Omg so much flood ben
 PorpoisesUnknown: Text reads; Look at your deck, put all lands from them into play, shuffle, profit
 TheMerricat: Do you I guess shuffling is required.
xblue007: It's like 4 rampant growths
 Sorator13: Ben gains 8 life, too
Nathade: and on turn 6(?) Ben started ramping
Hadouken_lol_catz: dont forget to gain that 8
 PorpoisesUnknown: and the 8 life
00gogo00: ben gains 8 life
 BraveOthello: Judge, Ben's deck is in fact sick as well
 Sorator13: @Nathade and on turn 6(?), Ben FINISHED ramping
Jon_CoffeeRobot: beep beep.
 saljik007: Sorry the settle the wreckage isnin this deck
 bytecaster: Free pony!
 TalpTheScot: big beep
 PorpoisesUnknown: Freee PONYYY
 North_Sol: I didn’t think I’d see a kaiju elf today but here we are
   LoadingReadyRun: Free PONY!
 sporkraptor: flash pony!
  Foxmar320: Horse into the wood chipper
sallomon33: @00gogo00 here you go, you can see the ponies lol
 RockPusher: Get under the bus, horse!
 TalpTheScot: those poor ponies
  TXC2: free pony, pony did nothing wrong
 Dalrint: Now Ben can lose happy.
00gogo00: @sallomon33 yeah I checked scryfall when the bot didn't get it
 saljik007: Pony couldnt get sacked for value?
 Andreiq_: Sickness
Rgontownik: how did he flash the 2/2
LRRMTG_Judge: @saljik007 It has to tap, and it had summoning sickness - Squirrel
 saljik007: Oh its a tap abilty
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Rgontownik Radagast allows Flash and 2 cost reduction per turn
  TXC2: Rgontownik Rhadoghast lests me
Purestorm_: you need to tap it to get the lands, so sadly no
 Robot_Bones: That's just an elf army with extra steps
  TXC2: *lets him
seanmrwick: I take back what I said about Radagast
  LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
LRRMTG_Judge: @Rgontownik The Radagast on the left of his board gives flash among other benefits - Squirrel
 saljik007: Was not put on reader so couldnt read card
sallomon33: I just played a game of EoE limited today where I got all of my lands in my deck, so I can relate to Ben rn lol
 Mangledpixel: three holes? well well well
CrashTestGremlin: if you have more than 3 hobbit holes, see a doctor
 sporkraptor: Radagast punch: tree
 PorpoisesUnknown: "Consider tree PUNCHED" - Surprisingly NOT Saurok this time
wulfram77: Radagast would never!
sallomon33: all the lands from the deck in the gy or battlefield, I mean
yargle: Somebody tries to take my bread, they'll have a quarrel
cattleprodlynn: @CrashTestGremlin Or multiple piercings.
   LoadingReadyRun: Radagast, Tree Puncher
 saljik007: Or former piercings
Tomnar: So all elves get +2/0 and double vigilance next turn?
  TXC2: Radagast: noted Tree hater 
cattleprodlynn: Yeah! No doctor consultation necessarily needed.
 TehAmelie: Radagast would punch a hundred trees to save a hedgehog
 North_Sol: If warg hungry, why not feed?
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sallomon33: Radagast 'Fuck Them Trees' The Brown
Cansor: So the saga had the landfall still on stage 3?
LRRMTG_Judge: @Tomnar Just +1/0 and one lot of vigilance - it doesn't gain a permanent ability after chapters 3 or 4. - Squirrel
 bigger_frog: Adam with the fog?
00gogo00: yeah, the chapter grants it the landfall ability
 PorpoisesUnknown: Wait I thought it was Gandalf who was seen 'hitting the trees' 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Cansor yup, the card gained the rulestext for as long as it sticks around
coriolis_storm: @cansor Yes
 feelingfroggo: @Cansor yes, it gains the ability
LRRMTG_Judge: @Cansor Yeah, it gives itself a permanent ability in stage 2. Like Urza's Saga if you're familiar with that one. - Squirrel
Chenderle: ooh I want that dog
tryllebanjoUnofficial: The heck?! Adam flashing a dog?! 
roastbeefsandwitch: Looks like a pile of 1/1 elves isn't nearly as good as a wall of GB beef that never get removed?
 North_Sol: Dang. What a game
Dr_fragenstien: 1 is not lethal 
 RockPusher: I too would like to flash in a dog that does the dishes
 Mangledpixel: "I have all gas, but the hobbits haven't developed the internal combustion engine yet"
PowrOfFriendship_: Adam needs to be careful not to die when he attacks
 sporkraptor: damn, Radagast is hardcore
 A_Dub888: angy puppy
 BrowneePointz: it gets bigger
 dantedrago13: Consider the amount of mana cheat this game is super close so awesome
 PorpoisesUnknown: Wargling is soo cute! But he's no Badgermole Cub
 sporkraptor: awwwww D:
 BrowneePointz: your OTHER stuff gets trample
 RockPusher: Mangledpixel I have all this gas… second breakfast was beans
dm818: Is adam's thing a may?
 gualdhar: oh, it gets +1/+0 and ALL your creatures get trample.
funguslore: Adam dies to his own dog?
yargle: Is attack trigger a may?
sallomon33: @BrowneePointz no, EVERYTHING gets trample and just it gets +1/+0
LRRMTG_Judge: !card The Chief Warg
  LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 BrowneePointz: ope yes correct all trample, it get bigger
yargle: 
 North_Sol: @funguslore wait what now
LRRMTG_Judge: That is not a may! - Squirrel
 @LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you co…
@darkesch9502: only gas left in Ben's deck
  @jongrayson3688: Ben didn't get his life
@barb4rian: He did
@barb4rian: He was at 2
 @LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
  @jongrayson3688: yep, I missed it
@MegaTrain: what's the creature in the middle of Ben's field?
@MegaTrain: what's the creature that just died?
@dillonfitz1160: boughside wanderers i think
@dillonfitz1160: has landfall get +2+2 till end of turn
@MegaTrain: yep, that looks right, thx
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@jackcook3471: 7 elves not 4
@toastermon2272: Just joined ... Did Adam get 3 Turns of head start? Oo
@samanthacunningham1049: Unless Adam can gain life or get rid of Chief Warg he can't attack.
yargle:  
Jon_CoffeeRobot: incredible
 flatluigi: aahahah
  LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 North_Sol: Oh my god
AleisAlpto: 
sallomon33:  
  Foxmar320: lol
  TXC2: oofa doofa!
 PorpoisesUnknown: lmfao
funguslore: 
00gogo00: "you attack"
00gogo00: oh no
LRRMTG_Judge: Also notably - *any* attack triggers it, not just an attack with a 4+ power creature. - Squirrel
ArabescaDGuerra: Lmao 
 TehAmelie: warg go chomp
 TalpTheScot: oh no
 PorpoisesUnknown: BETRAYAL BETRAYED GAINED THE LEAD, LOST THE LEAD
niccus: alright time to pull out this Mind Grind from The List,
Volus_dude: bad doggo
LRRMTG_Judge: (Lol I was too slow - Squirrel)
  TXC2: PorpoisesUnknown easy on the all caps please
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh dear
 North_Sol: “The Chief Warg proposes a ceasefire”
 Strebenherz: Holy crud
  LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
 PorpoisesUnknown: @TXC2 My b
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yessss
funguslore: @north_sol that did sound weird oit of context eh 
   LoadingReadyRun: Warg: "I'm Helping!"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: what a play
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi chat, hi drs @loadingreadyrun .  Is there a card that depicts Smaug's missing scale?
 Mangledpixel: a goblarmy
Dr_fragenstien: ooh the warg would work by ordering the triggers
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun What is this Warg doing? His Best!
MrBibz: Warg needs to attack
 Tom_Bruise: never didn't have the two life
 James_the_Dabbler: Welp
dm818: warg needs to attack itself though
 Strebenherz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yeah
 flatluigi: warg is only that creature
00gogo00: @thedepthandbreadthofseth inside information
CheshireCake: don't do it!
Veshnikard: no misclick on stacking triggers
 Dalrint: Mutually assured destruction right now?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: #telldale
 flatluigi: okay he found it
tryllebanjoUnofficial: @thedepthandbreadthofseth That's Inside Information. Because, y'see, of the card 'Inside Information'.
yargle: 
 TalpTheScot: ben gets one out
 sporkraptor: wooooo oh wow
 boyesie: !card ravening warg
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
bakerydragon: @Dalrint Adam would die before even going to blockers
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's cool that Ben is guaranteed to not draw land
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 RockPusher: hahahahhahaah
funguslore: KEKW
ChargeAh: 
bakerydragon: OOF
tryllebanjoUnofficial: 
 flatluigi: incredible
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I take it back
 bigger_frog: What a game
 gibbousm: would you, could you play an Elf?
 Tom_Bruise: incredible
yargle: Did you know they reprinted it?
 MrSarkhan: 
 James_the_Dabbler: WOW
 TalpTheScot: fails to find
  TXC2: what a draw!
  Foxmar320: 
  LRRbot: Roll-Roll-Roll-Roll [2U] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II, III, IV — Exile up to one target creature or land you control. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
00gogo00: must shuffle
 singinnonsense: All gas you said ?
 flatluigi: extra landfall triggers
AleisAlpto: KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING!
RoboIcarus: forgot a roll
 North_Sol: A cautionary tale for all, wargs are not household pets
 Dalrint: Flicker?
sallomon33: flicker a thing YOU control, notably
 Tom_Bruise: well, it *is* a conjurer's closet at 3 mana for four turns
 BrowneePointz: Flickers lands too. *looks at mystic sanctuary*
Snowwraith: Notably it can flicker lands for landfall triggers.
  TXC2: AleisAlpto easy on the all caps there
yargle: Wood elves trigger?
 flatluigi: yeah, it's because it can hit the lands
 ELD_Winterlight: If that saga had flas it'd be dope
Mercurial_Ouroboros: roll-rolling down the hole
 Sage0fMadness: Keeping rolling rolling rolling
AleisAlpto: a'light
 Dalrint: What does flickering a creature do? And why does it sound like something from adventure time
ChargeAh: land flicker, huh
 sporkraptor: oh this is *tense*
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @yargle Ben played a sorcery earlier which emptied his library of lands, he has nothing to fetch
PowrOfFriendship_: @Dalrint Exile, then return end of turn
 PorpoisesUnknown: He said it!!!
funguslore: 
 PorpoisesUnknown: Get him out of htere
yargle: @Jon_CoffeeRobot oh dayum
sallomon33: 
 Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePointz Oh jeez you're right
 saljik007: Soo cloose
  TXC2: Dalrint it make it go away, and then come back, good to get enters triggers again
funguslore: Don't be a dick at your prerelease 
 PorpoisesUnknown: What a game!
  LRRbot: Mirkwood Pathmaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Ranger [*/*] | Mirkwood Pathmaker's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
LRRMTG_Judge: reminder, chat at your prerelease, be nice.
god_of_peace24: gg fun game
yargle: what a game
 jacey0002: Incredible game 1!
 North_Sol: Drama, intrigue, and a demanding warg. GG!
 Strebenherz: 
CheshireCake: Knuckledragger of a match right there
LRRMTG_Judge: Noting here that a player can still choose to fail to find with Wood Elves even if their library does contain a forest - BlackRose
 sporkraptor: oh daaaaaang!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: what an opener
 BITs19_: great game, very entertaining too
 Sage0fMadness: a real slobberknocker
WotC_Matt: Paid for the whole seat. Only needed the edge.
PowrOfFriendship_: First time I've seen Graham today. Is the Hobbit drip intentional?
 bytecaster: I am just a big fan of Warg heavy formats
 PorpoisesUnknown: I agree slobberknocker indeed
  TXC2: a donnybrooke
dm818: Adam did draw a lot of cards
 BrowneePointz: ye having looked at the set, the B/G Wargs deck is RUDE
tryllebanjoUnofficial: First game of MTG: Hobbits II Men, set looks promising 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Graham's Big Bag o'Bears
  Pharmacistjudge: kudos to whoever did the lighting today.  it's on point
MWGNZ: all gast
 bytecaster: I will be forcing dogs every draft
 Kid_Amn: really out here playing Warghammer 40k
 BrowneePointz: all the Wargs are like...really really good
 PorpoisesUnknown: I love the Canadianism of "Donnybrooke" so much
twitchysmile: All creatures!? what is this, Legions block?!
 Foxdarts: PPR! you guys are awesome
WotC_Matt: I heard height was the determining factor in ruling and came a-runnin'
 TalpTheScot: its a nice cosy PPR
Garbage_Collectr: i always open my packs, find the removal, and then build whatever colors that ends up
 Strebenherz: Overlay looks great Paul!
 BusTed: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: #Benjineering!
 PorpoisesUnknown: Thanks Graham!
 BrowneePointz: Graham got that Ian Holm fit on like his name is Bilbo Swaggins
seanmrwick: Graham, your hobbit attire looks so good and very much on theme for this PPR
 bytecaster: Classic Graham
Wolfstrike_NL: Thanks Adam, for being a deelight
 North_Sol: Thanks for the hobbit drip, Graham
 schordash:  
 PorpoisesUnknown: lmao
anactualheehaw: "thanks to the table for being here to hold the cards"
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: An Unexpected Compliment
 elratonpoeta: Shoutout Adam for thanking Graham!
 RockPusher: 
 schordash: 
CrashTestGremlin: Tanks to the table for holding up the cards
maisieslays: Home recovering from dual sided jaw surgery. Thank you for being so much fun and keeping me company!
Bruceski: "I'm the Talent, my job is to look pretty and not touch anything important."
 PorpoisesUnknown: lmfaooo
 BusTed: just a coincidence
 PorpoisesUnknown: stop Graham I'm cryin
 schordash: 7Cinema
GrathXVI: Graham's just cosplaying as Prof today
 @LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
@barb4rian: GG
@Flickstro: Woooow!
 @LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
  @jongrayson3688: OH SNAP
@maurtendo: this is hilarious
@barb4rian: Oh man, Adam MLG
@coleglick-macalalad857: did he not pay for his warg?
 @LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
@SkittleWolf: He did and he shouldn't have
 @LRRbot: Roll-Roll-Roll-Roll [2U] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II, III, IV — Exile up to one target creature or land you control. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginnin…
@AllTheWeasels: technically not a land!
  @jongrayson3688: He can't use Warg, if he does he dies
@SkittleWolf: Gathering Darkness puts in hand and he doesn't have the mana for the warg
@Flickstro: Might elves?
  @Rogue_07: Barrels out of Bond....
@Xavbull: =3
 @LRRbot: Mirkwood Pathmaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Ranger [*/*] | Mirkwood Pathmaker's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
@maurtendo: anyway, I have to go to work now. you guys enjoy the rest of the ppr
@EvilCoffeeInc: oh my god I thought this was starting tomorrow
  @jongrayson3688: GG
@maurtendo: glad I got to see that game live
@dillonfitz1160: knowing you have the big land draw spell and the hobbit holes, would you go over 40 cards to get extra lands in?
  @Rogue_07: Love the vest, Graham!
@Flickstro: lol
  @jongrayson3688: depends on what I'm running
seanmrwick: @GrathXVI I can see it now
 lirazel64: Hey Graham, are those real cufflinks?
 BrowneePointz: A couple members of my D&D group wear stuff like that EVERY day
 ContingentCat: As someone else who has a bad time with heat linen is great
vinopinguino: The mclovin vest
w1gum: i thought he was cosplaying the professor
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, it looks good.
 Kid_Amn: Graham is in his hobbitcore era
 bubba0077: honestly, it looks pretty good on him
 boyesie: @grathxvi thats what i was thinking aswell
  Pharmacistjudge: Graham and Serge returned from Europe with different fashion
 TehAmelie: "oh, that's why i was thinking of vests"
PowrOfFriendship_: It looks good, maybe you were just trying it out!
 feelingfroggo: It'
  TXC2: maisieslays good luck with recovery 
 PorpoisesUnknown: Shows up with wizard staff, WHAT Hobbit thing?
 North_Sol: And then a wizard knocked on the moon base door
 feelingfroggo: It'sd a good look
 Mangledpixel: entering your halflingcore era
 Driosenth: Yes, I can 100% Graham just unironically dress like that, either to mess with other or just because
seanmrwick: @GrathXVI Can you imagine Prof coming in here and giving the nod of approval?
radioshackraider: You didn't just steal that vest from Prof at Amsterdam?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the linen shirt is what Reailty Fracture Graham is going to wear
 foopoiuyt: The airline lost all the rest of his clothes
 Sage0fMadness: He's going hobbitcycling later
Voidhawk42: Graham "I dunno, I just decided to take up pipe weed today"
WotC_Matt: Shopping spree!
sallomon33: @Kid_Amn time to bust out the cosiness and tea
 TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot or the alternate evilverse for star trek
 PorpoisesUnknown: Shows up with full Orcish army. WHAT hobbit thing?
 bytecaster: Powerful
rudog12345: Gram looks like a substitute for the professor (in a good way)
seanmrwick: I saw that on his IG and I thought "that looks sick!"
Chenderle: lol dang
 North_Sol: Eek
 MrSarkhan: 
 Diabore: damn
 kumatsu: it was VERY good
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DepressedSuccessfulPeanutPipeHype-CarL6ZIYKj3WznoV
 Sage0fMadness: that concert looked awesome
  vibratingsheep: Bilbo's not very fair
 bytecaster: He is a 10/10 by Goblin standards!
 TalpTheScot: so many great crack a pack intros in this set
 Kid_Amn: if the goblin isn't ugly-looking, it ain't great
PowrOfFriendship_: This set is just filled with Bilbo insulting people's appearances
 Kentosaurus: one of those unwritten rules of correct adjective order
 TehAmelie: Graham is now the Professor's substitute i guess. or TA?
 Gekyouryuu: by Goblin standards....
  vibratingsheep: Fat Old Spider
dm818: Bilbo is a huge hater
seanmrwick: @rudog12345 I can now see a substitute teacher sketch with Graham, like in Key and Peele
ArabescaDGuerra: He is but he is pretty great though
  Foxmar320: Hot Goblin Summer
Chenderle: it's a Munsters situation. You look horrific
 ArcOfTheConclave: hot cross gobs
funguslore: Totaly average goblin
 PorpoisesUnknown: I mean that goblin was attractive enough to put on a card. So that has to count as well
Veshnikard: a 2 but a goblin 9
 Dromos_GHG: lol Ben's deck name!
 bytecaster: Are the halls in so much danger though?
 unowngnome: I have also been called a great ugly looking goblin.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm pretty sure I follow someone with a some titled "hot goblin!"
 Dalrint: @unowngnome Wouldn't calling a gnome a goblin be racist?
  LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token." / III, IV — Elves you control get +1/+0 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
 PorpoisesUnknown: lmfaoooo
 RockPusher: 
Dr_fragenstien: its a little early for gaslight hours lol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ContingentCat: 
 Vinewood_OG: Fool of a Took!
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Micalovits: Damn, savage
 foolish_s4mwise: GOTTEM
 TheMightyGerg: It's a vest that makes himbos?!
  Foxmar320: Someone get Graham some ice for that
anactualheehaw: he's really invested in the bit
fjordsword: It's "oh yeah, Graham's an idiot" all over again
 TheMightyGerg: So if Graham was a card in this set he'd be a Vested Himbo?
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 AllTheWeasels: it's crpashot 214 (the hat) all over again
 bytecaster: A second dog!
supremechalupasnoke: shiny forest
Jon_CoffeeRobot: double dog dared
yargle: Nobody expects a second Ravening Warf
 PorpoisesUnknown: they never expect the 3rd
 singinnonsense: Our wargs will block out the sun
  LRRbot: Silvan Reveler [2GU] | Creature — Elf Citizen [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discard a land card this way, put it from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G}{U}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
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 Micalovits: Oh, hello Shadowheart
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yargle: a blue-green card that draws and ramps? bold!
 couchboyj: Simic Linings
seanmrwick: @singinnonsense Then we shall battle in the shade
Jon_CoffeeRobot: going to get some early swingage
  TXC2: yargle a flavour we've never had before 
 gibbousm: Are you enjoying your Simic Slaw?
 Mr_Bitterness: This card sure is Simicing all over the place
 bytecaster: It does all of the Simic uncommon halmark things!
 BrowneePointz: Large Bear, Gigantic Big Bear, Nasty Little Rabbit and Old Fat Spider are LIKEWISE very good
ArabescaDGuerra: Say the line Simic Uncommon
seanmrwick: Well we now have a clip for the highlight reel
 singinnonsense: Yeah risen reef was uncommon
Purestorm_: Silvan Reveler kind of looks like Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate
seanmrwick: remember folks: clip it...that's the ticket
 n_knapp: !mtghob
  TXC2: seanmrwick well we do as long as someone ACTUALLY makes it...and also Twitch lets me watch it to aprove it 
 TheMightyGerg: 1G Aura - Enchant Equipment: Equipment gains "Equipped Creature gains Ward 3"   Name? Sylvan Linings
 flatluigi: do a clip of it, that's the tick of it
 Dalrint: Twitch always listening is pretty creepy
 BrowneePointz: Also Confusticate and Bebother is one of the most Graham coded card names of all time
seanmrwick: @Purestorm_ I can see it. Can you imagine Baldur's Gate meets the hobbit...meets the fellowship
Dr_fragenstien: no that was the last set adam
 North_Sol: I think you have to clap when you say clip it
 North_Sol: >:)
 BraveOthello: No way automated clipping could go wrong
 elratonpoeta: Jarvis put all my lands on the battlefield
dm818: We're not in Marvel anymore Adam
 AllTheWeasels: Poggifers, hand me a clip of your finest highlights
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yeah, can that elf get looped and then crack the hobbit hole
@Flickstro: Paired with a braided belt and some dress shoes.. hell yeah
 @LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you co…
@DanielSolis: What's up hobbits! I'm late, so I'm 3x speeding what I missed.
@SilasTheLunark: Hot goblin actually a banger song
@dillonfitz1160: its all the pipeweed he's been smoking with the other hobbits
  @jongrayson3688: Leave Graham's vest alone, man
@Flickstro: Cursed Vest (+2 CHA, -2 WIS)
 @LRRbot: Silvan Reveler [2GU] | Creature — Elf Citizen [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discard a land card this way, put it from your graveyard onto the battlefield…
  @jongrayson3688: 🤣🤣🤣
@toastermon2272: Every card has SO much going on oO
@Vyolynce: gonna be so mad if nobody opened Settle after years of joking about it
  @jongrayson3688: probably show up near the end of the stream
@el_zinga: @Vyolynce At the very least, they can threaten Settle the Wreckage mana even if they don't actually have it :D
seanmrwick: @TXC2 @TXC2 true. I had to change the title of the clip
  LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
 TheMightyGerg: It's a Whole Hobbit!
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joplincw: crack the hobbithole seems good
 PorpoisesUnknown: Phrasing?
 bytecaster: More elves, or melves for short
joplincw: busted even
 flatluigi: i really didn't think you could crack a hobbithole on twitch
 ClockTamer: Twitch is an Amazon platform so makes sense that it would always be spying
 Manae: Twitch is always listening, Marathon is always listening, is anyone NOT always listening now?
seanmrwick: speaking of hobbit, did you know there is a LARP in Kentucky where you can literally be a hobbit?
yargle: this is looking a little lopsided!
hat_hair: @Manae sorry, what?
Morrigan9: so don't text to speech streamers with "twitch clip that"?  
 foolish_s4mwise: can we please use a term other than “cracking the hobbit hole”
  vibratingsheep: In the last 5 minutes LRR has talked about playing the ponies and cracking hobbit holes, and you wonder why Twitch is always listeni--I shouldn't make these jokes with a wrench by my name
 North_Sol: @Morrigan9 foul sorcery!
  LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
  TXC2: Manae the news media? 
EvilBadman: does Halflingcycling involve like a penny-farthing?
   LoadingReadyRun: At least with Twitch, we are *actively* sending them audio. If they clipped things when we're *not* streaming, that would be a concern
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yeah, untapped land, return her to hand, play her and discard Hobbit Hole to then put it into play tapped
 saljik007: I looked away what whipped adams board?
 FauksStarling: @foolish_s4mwise I will only refer to sac lands as "cracking the hobbit hole" from now on.
  LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 Manae: @TXC2 Nah, they're surely always listening, but are complicit 
  LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 TehAmelie: did you hear LG Electronics were caught making "screens" that listen. and watch. getting a bit creepy
 Dalrint: Imagine rule-lawyering a preprerelease.
  TXC2: Manae ah touché
 bytecaster: Elves are usually tall, it's true
 Strebenherz: @TehAmelie 
yargle: @bytecaster keebler elves are short 
  LRRbot: Silvan Reveler [2GU] | Creature — Elf Citizen [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discard a land card this way, put it from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G}{U}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: is it also a safeguarding thing introduced to try and automatically monitor for harmful content, and they just made a feature of it
 North_Sol: I thought wargs travelled in packs not elves
Appleguard: pretty sure Tolkien is the reason for tall elves in fantasy
  TXC2: the Keebler elves are much more Fea coded
cattleprodlynn: @yargle I've always thought they were more like brownies rather than elves. No pun intended.
tryllebanjoUnofficial: @Dalrint I had that happen to me at my first, and only, PR I attended. How about that eh 
  TXC2: *fae
hat_hair: Were the Elves actually tall, or was it just that Bilbo and the Dwarves are short
yargle: @cattleprodlynn Intend your puns! 
 North_Sol: @tryllebanjoUnofficial sorry to hear that
 TalpTheScot: @Appleguard he is responsible for so many modern fantasy tropes
 Diabore: @hat_hair the second one
 bytecaster: Yeah, I'm looking forward to drafting this
 BrowneePointz: for small set, lots of neat stuff
cattleprodlynn: @yargle Alright! I concede! I intended it.
yargle: 
 FauksStarling: Between the simic landfall elves and the LotR simic scry elves, my next deck is gonna take the longest turns.
 TalpTheScot: I think this smaller set feels like a bigger set because there isnt 4 of each dwarf
 TheMightyGerg: Now just waiting for a future game where The Card That's Always in the List makes an appearance.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Pat Rothfuss had an interesting talk where he talks about responsible writing, and how Tolkien has likely caused some deaths because he made pipe-smoking so cool in LOTR
Appleguard: ok, fine. “human-scale elves”
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 public_key_reveal_party: I somehow just read Adam's deck name for the first time and I did read it as "Doug" and I want to John Carpenter make a reboot of the cartoon Doug
 Stormgod519: I forgot this was happening; hi everyone!
sallomon33: @TalpTheScot I mean that's cuz there's like 10 of the Dwarves lol
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sallomon33: and all of them in Boros
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519 welcome
CrossXhunteR: @yargle there are like 3 of multiple different characters, as well as like 13 “different” dwarves
 AngelicKnighthood: Crap. Fogor this was today. How much have I missed?
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 North_Sol: !uptime
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: @AngelicKnighthood Don't worry, this is match 1 round 2
sallomon33: @AngelicKnighthood a very cool game 1
 BraveOthello: @AngelicKnighthood One good game
  TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot to be fair to tolkien, he wrote at a time when about 40% of ALL people smoked
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Random Bottom is my favorite of the Bree Bottoms!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TXC2 yeah, the talk was a lot about that you often can't mitigate what your audience will take from your work but you can be mindful of it
 Dalrint: How does deck building for the prerelease work? Do they get some packs and have to build from those?
 North_Sol: Wait, really??
  LRRbot: Roll-Roll-Roll-Roll [2U] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II, III, IV — Exile up to one target creature or land you control. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Appleguard: @dalrint yes, it’s a Sealed event
Jon_CoffeeRobot: she re-enters at End Step
 GasCityGaming: it returns at end step
 gibbousm: rollin' rollin' rollin'
joplincw: @Dalrint 5 for prerelease, the kits have 1 pack seeded sometimes. Draft is 3 packs
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 TehAmelie: rolling, rolling
 saljik007: Nelly got it
 @LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
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 @LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 @LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 @LRRbot: Silvan Reveler [2GU] | Creature — Elf Citizen [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discard a land card this way, put it from your graveyard onto the battlefield…
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 @LRRbot: Roll-Roll-Roll-Roll [2U] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II, III, IV — Exile up to one target creature or land you control. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginnin…
  LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
 WrightJustice: A slow roll
 ArtDecoSunburn: Just joining. Is there a mechanic that reflects the concept of "there and back again"?
 flatluigi: this is more a 'have we fully read the card' situation but does ben realize that roll can hit lands too
 flatluigi: @ArtDecoSunburn adventures are in the set
yargle: I get: 2 counters. You get: dead
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Paul please could we switch to the GoPro while that saga is out
 RockPusher: "Negotiations"
  LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 CaptainSpam: Troll Barbershop Quartet
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sallomon33: @flatluigi to be fair, whenever he cast it, he didn't have any landfall anymore, or at least not one that was relevant
00gogo00: neat
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missa_hancock: woah
yargle: somebody is rich$
 vegetalss4: That's a lot of those
whitehot0107: Dodged the giftos 
joplincw: dodged
AleisAlpto: OI!
sallomon33: gifties! 
 ArcOfTheConclave: roll! roll! roll!
  LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token. // Silvan Rally [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill four cards, then put up to two land cards from among them into your hand.
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 RockPusher: Shouldn't the flowers be speaking French? 
LRRMTG_Judge: @ArtDecoSunburn This was the name of a Saga in the previous LotR set. Sagas and adventures are in this set too! - Squirrel
Argemandon: first time I get to see an pre-prerelease live! After years of watching on YT 
 TalpTheScot: paul playing that game and setting the flowers to quebec french was very funny
 LSRubin: you can also use Roll^4 to blink a land and it comes back untapped... so it could be a way to get 1 extra mana to do something at instant speed on their turn, etc
hat_hair: I just want to know why the Roll card doesn't have Legolas doing sick flips and archery like the films
funguslore: Thranduil always joins the winning side..
 North_Sol: @argemandon Welcome! 
joplincw: @hat_hair because no one likes the films
   LoadingReadyRun: @TalpTheScot Quebecois flowers are the best
 BrowneePointz: I will defend the First and only the First Hobbit movie
Appleguard: fun fact: this set broke the record for non-changeling bears. before this, the max was Portal 2nd Age with four
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Heck, in interwar Britain being of a certain class and not smoking was suspect. Wodehouse played on that frequently.
 BrowneePointz: it was perfectly fine
  TXC2: I was tabbed out so belated  to Argemandon for subs
Argemandon: @North_Sol thanks, ill probably not be able to watch the whole thing, so ill got back to YT, but happy to catch the start 
  LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
LRRMTG_Judge: @LSRubin for my fellow Magic boomers, Flickerwisp may incur some fond memories in this regard - Squirrel
  TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn intresting
  LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Quarrel
  LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 WrightJustice: Did they not have +1/+1?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRMTG_Judge Nifty. Thanks.
 vegetalss4: Does the land come back untapped?
sallomon33: @LRRbot funnily enough this is a card from LTR lol
 Argemandon: @TXC2 
 North_Sol: Alright, someone distract Ben so Adam can nab that 8 life oops all lands card
 Diabore: untapped is relevant
Chenderle: Pony club up in here
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Shore Up
  LRRbot: Shore Up [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
vinopinguino: What about baby beorn
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Little Bear
  LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
  LRRbot: Silvan Reveler [2GU] | Creature — Elf Citizen [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discard a land card this way, put it from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G}{U}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
whitehot0107: Keep on dancin' at Devoid Pony Club
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I think Ben's mission is just to empty his library of lands in three different ways
Appleguard: @artdecosunburn Old stereotypes are weird. I read a James Bond novel as a kid, and there’s a conversation about how Dr. No can’t whistle. Bond implies that men who can’t whistle are usually gay.
hat_hair: I'm a little sad Beorn got a card before Agnetha, Annafrid and Benny
  Pharmacistjudge: such blasphemy of the simic player not wanting just more value
 TehAmelie: it's Green's motto: Ramp Something
PowrOfFriendship_: I thought I was quite good at whistling
 BrowneePointz: Blank Pony Club?
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 SonofThoth: Clear pony club.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BrowneePointz there you go
def_Not_A_Char: Void pony club
PowrOfFriendship_: "Brown pony club", back when that was the colorless frame?
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sallomon33: Wood Elves puts it untapped too!
jamwno: Shadowfax was a pink pony
yargle: 
dm818: wood elf forest also not tapped
 vegetalss4: What does troupe of ponies do? the card reader missed it
Kaerose: i would've done grey pony club
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Null Pony Club? Void Pony Club?
 Lord_Hosk: brown pony club?
Veshnikard: wood elves is also untapped forest
PowrOfFriendship_: @vegetalss4 Burnished Hart, but it's a tap ability
jamwno: Devoid pony club
 @LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
@el_zinga: Sylvan Reveler plus the Roll saga is an insane combo
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 @LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additi…
 @LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 @LRRbot: Silvan Reveler [2GU] | Creature — Elf Citizen [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discard a land card this way, put it from your graveyard onto the battlefield…
 @LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
@daneacree1266: colorless pony club lol
@SilasTheLunark: I like that they just straight up printed shadowheart from bg3 for the art
sallomon33: @vegetalss4 2 mana 2/1 sac and tap for 2 cultivate
  TXC2: !card troop of ponies
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 North_Sol: I thought panoramic troop of ponies was the card name for a hot sec
 GasCityGaming: is the wood elves forest untapped too? I forgot about that, sems good.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, should Boros really be Pink?
 BraveOthello: Ben please flicker it for the bit
 TheMightyGerg: Radaghast makes free ponies?!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: desperately hunting for Kodama's Reach horse pun
supremechalupasnoke: @thedepthandbreadthofseth no
 vegetalss4: @sallomon33 Thanks
  Pharmacistjudge: what do you do at the clear pony club?  you are definitely not dancing.  So, waiting?  you keep on waiting at the clear pony club
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oooh, we have a deck tech?
whitehot0107: @PowrOfFriendship_ Burnished Hart puts both into play, this doesn't
 TalpTheScot: the recent deck techs have got unhinged
 FauksStarling: We always enjoy your deck techs!
  LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
 TalpTheScot: and thats a positive
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot if the Animaniacs one is any indicator we might be getting a poem or song this time
vinopinguino: Hope there's a Dwarven song in the deck tech
 North_Sol: troll negotiations begets troll negotiations 
 Strebenherz: We'll enjoy it
 BrowneePointz: I'm not sure Ben can hit a D2
 TalpTheScot: well the trolls did negotiate all night
 BrowneePointz: he doesn't seem like a Bass
TrogledyWretched: Why is the horse so good?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Those trolls turn out to be very effective negotiators
ZestyFungus: Just thinking of Bill the pony attacking with Orcrist in his mouth.
 xantos69: Oh lawd he flickering again.
 saljik007: Can roll roll roll target itself?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm sorry,  from now on, Boros is pink, Izzet is purple, and Jeskai is lavender.   I will not be taking questiosn.
 TalpTheScot: @LoadingReadyRun i think the opposite, or they would resolve it earlier
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @saljik007 nah, just creatures or lands
Appleguard: It’s kinda neat how they filled a lot of slots usually reserved for curve-stabilizing artifact creatures like Skittering Surveyer and just made them colorless animals. probably because there are no thopters in The Hobbit
whitehot0107: @saljik007 Creature or land, so no
sallomon33: @saljik007 it can only target creatures and lands
 BrowneePointz: no. creature or land @saljik007
funguslore: Flick some cardbloard
  LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth Lavnder? or Mauve?
 saljik007: Ah thx couldnt find card fast
  Pharmacistjudge: A Venti bear
RuiFaleiro: @ZestyFungus that's not how he's holding orcrist, in my mind
 Mangledpixel: bear bear bearrrrrr
 RockPusher: Bear, Large
sallomon33: @Appleguard funnily enough, with Stories around, those artifact creatures would've been better LOL
 TheMightyGerg: Quick get that Bear in Italian!
sallomon33: *Storied
 TehAmelie: a large bear the size of a large ent
 Micalovits: So "large" in mtg means +3/+3 larger than normal?
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LRRMTG_Judge: !card Giant Growth
  LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
 North_Sol: @saljik007 You know if there’s ever a UB for Neverending Story that would be a slam dunk design for a saga
 BrowneePointz: Confusticate and Bebother is a 10/10 name
 TalpTheScot: @Micalovits giant growth
 Marvoleath: !card ordinary bear
  LRRbot: Ordinary Bear [3G] | Creature — Bear [4/5]
funguslore: Another pony being eaten 
joplincw: @Micalovits middle earth bears are beefy, the babies are 3/2s
 BrowneePointz: No no
 BrowneePointz: ConFUSTicate
 RockPusher: "He's larger than the average bear."
  LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oddly enough Enlarge gives +7/+7
generalnuk: Did ben miss landfall triger on elf for recusion?
 TheMightyGerg: Hobbitsense
 BrowneePointz: he's basically saying "f these dwarves they aren't helping me"
Jethrain: to give botherance
 feelingfroggo: Those are 19th century slang
  TXC2: I suspect that's a "uh" U and not a "oo" U
 Mangledpixel: Bebother Baggins
 TheMightyGerg: Don't Bebother Me Bilbo
 RockPusher: I go to your house and bebother your cat
meatwad36: Can't bebothered
 TheMightyGerg: Bilbo Baggins, Bebothering Burglar
sallomon33: Bilbo 'Bebother' Baggins
 Darleysam: bebother bizza, bebother ingrebients
 Kentosaurus: Can't wait to make my standard decks with Confusticate, Bebother, Rocksteady, and Bebop
vinopinguino: Plz Bebother was my father, call me Bebilbo
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's mid 2000s pre-Faceboom slang to message someone on social media, "Bebo her"
Grafikpapst : "Oh. bother" to quote a yellow bear
supremechalupasnoke: Bolg Bebothered Bilbo Baggins, Burglar
 TehAmelie: consternatify and haranguenate
sallomon33: @Jon_CoffeeRobot this joke gives me Jackenstein from Deltarune vibes (positive)
  LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in addition to its other types and gains "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
 TheMightyGerg: Bilbo Baggins Bebothers Bungling Bugbear
Chenderle: shoopuff!
   LoadingReadyRun: Bebother Me Bilbo is this holiday's hottest toy
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @sallomon33 I've still not played Ch 3 onwards, had too much on my list. Looking forward to it
 NarfBlinko: Graham gave 2 elves for the ponies, but one went to hand, so take away an elf from Adam
 TheMightyGerg: Strictly better Shoopuf
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun 
LRRMTG_Judge: @generalnuk If you're meaning the landfall on the Sylvan Reveler, that only does anything in the graveyard - BlackRose
  Juliamon: LoadingReadyRun Doesn't sound like a children's toy though......
 FauksStarling: @LoadingReadyRun It's also a tag on AO3
whitehot0107: @TheMightyGerg Except with llanowar elves
 xantos69: @Juliamon Just depends which side of the pillow you turn out.
  TXC2: someone at WotC REALLY loves landfall giving +1/+1 counters
 TehAmelie: i was also thinking toy for adults
Chenderle: elf stonks through the roof
 Diabore: ran the moonbase out of elves
  Pharmacistjudge: Bebother Me Bilbo sounds like New York's latest hot new night club that Stefan would talk about.
sallomon33: @Jon_CoffeeRobot def recommend! All I'm going to say is Jackenstein is Ch4, but you're def going to love him 
 TheMightyGerg: Big Bear Bebothers Bilbo
 BrowneePointz: a big bear, the size of a Large Bear
roastbeefsandwitch: I'm reasonably convinced that Tolkien's writing style was based in part on the classic literature of his time. 1900's literature loved wordy, little-known terms like "bebother", presuming that wasn't made up specifically *for* the book, the Hobbit.
 NarfBlinko: Adam has one too many elves Judges
@Smurfomancer: I was thinking that, but I don't know bg3 well enough to be sure
 @LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
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@Enderspartan911: I can't wait to go the my local pre-release and meet a large bear
 @LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
  @jongrayson3688: Signing off for a bit, be back later
@atinyspacemarine: hello youtubers
@mdoughty: bebothersome dwarves...
 @LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in ad…
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I wonder if there's some internal design limit on what Landfall is allowed to do, just to stop Simic turns going too long
 North_Sol: Pony cracking incidents up 1000% with this PPR :<
EvilBadman: Ben had elf (11 in german) lands
 TheMightyGerg: Large Bear gets bigger
 RockPusher: You ever crack your pony just right? Feels amazing!
 TheMightyGerg: Largerger
 Mr_Horrible: Beorn's cousin, Larj
 NarfBlinko: probably won't matter
whitehot0107: On your end step I'm gonna Tap Pony, Sac
  TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot as a brawl players, their turns are too long now 
 lirazel64: "Confusticate and bebother these Dwarves! Why can't they lend a hand?"
 vegetalss4: Oh, that's not until end of turn. Neat!
Appleguard: I wouldn’t put it past Tolkien to just make up words to convey how rural and folksy the hobbits are. how many conlangs did he make for those books?
funguslore: I guess were back to round 1 grind fest after the MSH prerelease
 Diabore: bearger than before
 Serivus: Does Adam want to use a different color die to indicate it's THREE elves and not one elf with three +1/+1 counters?
 Uzumaki15: Oh that animate isn't an "until end of turn" effect, sick
Chenderle: large bear the size of a small bear
  LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 saljik007: @Appleguard At least like 5
 TheMightyGerg: Wait
sallomon33: @roastbeefsandwitch I checked and it was not, neither was confusticate, though that one does seem closer to a neologism from what I checked
 BrowneePointz: Everybeardy was Kung Fu Fighting! YAH!
 Mr_Horrible: "Wait, before you squabble with me, I have beef with this other guy"
 TheMightyGerg: Oh wait that was the enchant punching
vinopinguino: So much bear on bear violence
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I can't believe this is still game 2
supremechalupasnoke: did someone say Surrak Dragonclaw
 North_Sol: Trolls, Elves, and Wargs oh my
LRRMTG_Judge: @Appleguard I dimly remember reading a book about this in my teens, and they claimed 21. I have no idea how accurate that number or my memory of it is though  - Squirrel
 Lord_Hosk: @TXC2 Its Gavin.  Like something Wizards does? Blame Gavin.  Hate something Wizards Does? Blame Gavin.  He is the James of Wizards.
 arkilyd: @LoadingReadyRun Do you still have all those Star Fleet Uniforms from Desert Bus ready for the ST pre-prerelease?
 TheMightyGerg: Does it have trample YET?
 public_key_reveal_party: you there, elf, throw yourself in front of that bus
  LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
sallomon33: @Lord_Hosk does that mean there's a famous youtuber called Gavin Verhey that isn't Magic's Gavin Verhey?
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Bear on bear violence! Sounds like a bad night at the gay bar.
whitehot0107: Big Gravedigger
 saljik007: I think he invented at least 5 seperate writing systems
 Mr_Horrible: @Lord_Hosk IDK, I've seen Gavin draw a frightening number of non-lands to be WotC's James...
 KustarKnight: @public_key_reveal_party now I'm picturing a bear big enough to be the school bus for bears
funguslore: 3/3 gravedigger seems good
  TXC2: Lord_Hosk you make a compelling argument
 Lord_Hosk: @Mr_Horrible Thats because he creates them
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the Goblin Army token art is great, just one eager one pushing past the two others
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Diabore: 3/3 gravedigger that gets hit by non creature counters
whitehot0107: Loop it with Archaeomancer
vinopinguino: Oh man that first settle the wreckage is gonna hit so hard
 TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot i believe there is two different arts
  LRRbot: Part in Friendship [4G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. If its mana value is less than or equal to the number of lands you control, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 North_Sol: this power creep has me boughside myself :x
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot neat, like the orc ones
 BrowneePointz: I'm glad that Enchant is 5
 TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot after our last commander game, i do want to do more with amass
  LRRbot: Through the Forest Gate [6GG] | Sorcery | Look at the top twenty cards of your library, put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 8 life.
Chenderle: time to get the rest of the land
 Diabore: so the rest of the lands
 Stormgod519: that is a potentially lot of lands
 public_key_reveal_party: once ben gets to 8 mana he can start ramping
tryllebanjoUnofficial: 
 TheMightyGerg: But now it's all GAS
Appleguard: ok, I just looked it up. estimate seems to be 20+ like squirrel said. also, apparently the Black Speech is canonically a constructed language. that’s next level linguistic nerdery
  TXC2: that enchantment is reminding me of soulshift, but I know that was for graveyards
Jon_CoffeeRobot: she's done her duty
Veshnikard: no more landfall triggers
 TalpTheScot: thats a thin looking deck
funguslore: Mill wincon starting to look real 
 TehAmelie: is it odd that the card of Thorin's death gets you to replace dead creatures?
joplincw: are we going to deck out?
joplincw: the natty mill
 Lord_Hosk: Adam, Im not gonna lie to you, this doesn't look good for you.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: what is your purpose? you trigger landfall
whitehot0107: Time to mind grind Ben
LRRMTG_Judge: they grow the bear, that's doing something
 bytecaster: Hobbit holes still have aesthetic value!
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Continuing the tradition of round 1 being looo-o-oooong 
  LRRbot: Part in Friendship [4G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. If its mana value is less than or equal to the number of lands you control, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 singinnonsense: They pump the hospitality
 Micalovits: I can't believe how bad it seems in game two xD
EvilBadman: Ben will look quite the fool when Adam casts Armageddon
 Diabore: its an abyss
sallomon33: giant bear-orn
 saljik007: Are we gonna get a mill out
 Diabore: that sounds like trample
 North_Sol: @lord_hosk There’s still a fools hope. Maybe Ben will forget to att— never mind
  TXC2: I guess Tolkein didn't make many new English words, given he spent his energies making whole ass new languages 
supremechalupasnoke: who needs attacking anyways
@mdoughty: cracked pony D:
 @LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
@mdoughty: quarrelsome bears!
@Enderspartan911: trading bear meat....
 @LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
 @LRRbot: Part in Friendship [4G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. If its mana value is less than or eq…
 @LRRbot: Through the Forest Gate [6GG] | Sorcery | Look at the top twenty cards of your library, put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 8 life.
 @LRRbot: Part in Friendship [4G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. If its mana value is less than or eq…
@dillonfitz1160: i am liking how long these games have been goin
 @SmithKurosaki: Hows everyone doing today?
@thisbymaster: So a 40 card deck -7 starting hand- 8 turns leaves you with 25 cards left so in limited that card will search most of the deck at best
 bytecaster: @EvilBadman Or worse, Settle the Wreckage!
 Diabore: oh the biter blossom
sallomon33: be-Jeembus!
Appleguard: I heard settle is actually in this set, for real this time
  LRRbot: Chief Warg's Company [1BG] | Creature — Wolf [5/3] | Trample / This creature can't attack unless you control two or more other Wolves. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Argemandon: what a bomb in limited
 BrowneePointz: the wargs are CRACKED
funguslore: For 3 mana??
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  TXC2: Appleguard it is, for some Godless reason
 public_key_reveal_party: bitterblossom is wolves now
Veshnikard: wow a free blocker every turn
 saljik007: My larp swords used to always have dwarven runes on them
 BrowneePointz: what a bomb in constructed
 North_Sol: @Appleguard genuinely terrifying
  LRRbot: Mirkwood Pathmaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Ranger [*/*] | Mirkwood Pathmaker's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
 Mr_Horrible: Companies are creatures now too
funguslore: Big
 TehAmelie: of course he did make up an identical copy of the whole English language (Westron)
 Kentosaurus: oh no I just checked the full set list and settle the wreckage isn't a joke this time.
DMGlol: casual 15/15
 bytecaster: Landmaxxing and Dialmogging over here
 TalpTheScot: i can see ben decking
EvilBadman: @Kentosaurus 
supremechalupasnoke: watch out emrakul
 Mr_Horrible: something kind of poetic about a Hobbit game ending by decking
sallomon33: @Kentosaurus not even in theeternal set, but the main set!
 CastleOtranto: Anita Wolf?
 BrowneePointz: like, imagine in standard or another constructed set where you get to play 4 of that wolf
  Pharmacistjudge: in graham hand is several wolves
  Feriority: @Kentosaurus I thought you were joking but no it's really there
 TalpTheScot: adam is just generating blokers
 TalpTheScot: blockers even
funguslore: Trample 
 Kentosaurus: @Feriority I know right. I thought everyone was just continuing the running joke.
 saljik007: Does anything in set give trample?
Appleguard: wheeler making the settle the wreckage joke every set just primed wizards to do the funniest thing
sallomon33: yeah Ben, youre at 28, you're fine lol
  TXC2: in the UK, just making Blokes
supremechalupasnoke: evasion is evading us this game
 Sage0fMadness: @saljik007 the wargling Ben just cast does
Jon_CoffeeRobot: whooof
Chenderle: wow
 public_key_reveal_party: what gives ben trample there?
Dr_fragenstien: doesn't the pup only give itself trample?
  TXC2: Game 3!
 Diabore: @public_key_reveal_party puppy
yargle: wargling
 bytecaster: In the year 2026, we would believe that a 3 drop makes a 2/2 wolf each upkeep, it's true
sallomon33: @public_key_reveal_party !card wargling
whitehot0107: @Sage0fMadness 
 Mr_Horrible: why is that wolf token making the xdx face
 saljik007: Ah missed it was turning on xbox for bigger screen
 Robot_Bones: Holy Furboli
 lirazel64: Middle Eath
 BrowneePointz: ye the wolves in this set are PUSHED
 Sage0fMadness: hey @whitehot0107 !
funguslore: This looks like the usual round 1 grindfest 
 public_key_reveal_party: I misread that haha
supremechalupasnoke: cutest lil finisher
Veshnikard: slow format
 bytecaster: @BrowneePointz Finally, the dogs get their time to shine!
 Sage0fMadness: I hope they have pizza in the green room
sallomon33: !card wargling
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
yargle: Lembas for lunch?
 Mr_Horrible: Lunch EXTREMELY important for Hobbit day
CrossXhunteR: is it pizza
 North_Sol: are wargling and bargling related
 Manae: First round of the PPR going 90 minutes par for the course
 Dromos_GHG: but what about second breakfast?
sallomon33: damn
 TheMightyGerg: Have to read all the cards
Appleguard: PPR match 1 is always long
 lirazel64: Middle Earth is a dangerous place!
Hadouken_lol_catz: i always thought round 1 wnt long because of reading the cards
Valqori: But what about second ppr?
Appleguard: elevenses?
Voidhawk42: Bring a full buffet to prerelease
Bruceski: "What does a young warg grow up into?" "A Craterhoof."
 BrowneePointz: Too late for Elevensies
   LoadingReadyRun:  Elves to the left of me, Wargs to the right, here I am...
 TheMightyGerg: <message deleted>Yeah Nelly is my spirit animal
 saljik007: @Valqori Id love a second ppr
yargle: @Bruceski a "CraterWOOF"
  TXC2: !mtghob
  LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
Chenderle: @yargle lol
 bytecaster: Metrics succesfully triggered!
 feelingfroggo: I'm going to bhe judging, 3 of our 5 Prereleases next week
petey_vonwho: It's a bit late for second breakfast. You should already be having elevensies at this point!
  Juliamon: TheMightyGerg Please don't use that terminology
Chichen: I'm signed up for one on the 9th 
macbody2: clicking right now for metrics - and wanna see my local pre-release event. In Denmark.
  LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
 saljik007: Just signed up for next friday at buddies lgs and reality fracture
 ignitionpoint: will there be a The Hobbit LRR sealed league?
 kumatsu: I just tried calling my LGS to sign up and they aren't opening sign-ups until Monday, so now I vibe and PPR
 sirtintly: going to one next friday 2 next saturday and a 2hg pre on sunday
 Mr_Horrible: "Damn they were onto something"
CrossXhunteR: what about nap time?
 bytecaster: What about second brunch?
FixTheJames: Brunch is just breakfast for people who drink.
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 Kentosaurus: we need uniquely named snack times for every possible hour of the day
 TalpTheScot: im a fan of a large breakfast then snacking all day
 Robot_Bones: Brunch will probably last through 11sies for me
 Mr_Horrible: Brunch like Richard Garfield intended
 frnknstn: Brunch is great, it tides me over between second breakfast and elevenses
 ClockTamer: a friend of mine on his birthday made EVERY Hobbit meal for everyone all day
Chenderle: if I was eating that often I would be in the kitchen all day
 gibbousm: time for a cheese toasty
 Mr_Horrible: "I could eat."
 @LRRbot: Chief Warg's Company [1BG] | Creature — Wolf [5/3] | Trample / This creature can't attack unless you control two or more other Wolves. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creat…
 @LRRbot: Mirkwood Pathmaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Ranger [*/*] | Mirkwood Pathmaker's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
@el_zinga: What are the limited archetypes for this set? Is it just five color pairs like Turtles or Spiderman?
@thisbymaster: i only see 15 lands, is there another not in the land area?
@pharmacistjudge: I forget if links are allowing in youtube chat
 @LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
@Noatzon: Could we have the link added in the youtube description as well?
@duncant9198: This link worked!
@codyhooper7954: Been watching you guys for years so happy i could catch a live stream.
 @SmithKurosaki: @pharmacistjudge I think they might be supressed for non mods. If you wanna DM it to me on discord or similar?
 @SmithKurosaki: @Noatzon Which link?
hat_hair: Elevenses isn't normally a lot, it's just like one or two biscuits
funguslore: Banana
EvilBadman: Helps that Vic is a brunch town
RandyLahey_TV: havent played magic in over 10 years is pre release a good oportunity to get back
yargle: @FixTheJames I'm not a drunk, I'm sophisticated
  TXC2: Breakfast, Brunch, Ellevies, Lunch, Tea, Dinner, Supper
 RockPusher: The snack you eat while cooking lunch
 Just_Herby: For my grandparents, elevenses was always a small cake and a cup of tea
 BrowneePointz: for Hobbits though it’s a whole meal
  Juliamon: RandyLahey_TV IMO it's the BEST opportunity
supremechalupasnoke: is there food in this set?
TS_Terrapin: 11 is usually lunch time for me.
81ackR0se: Around Christmas, hot drinks and mince pies is excellent elevenses
 BrowneePointz: cuz hobbits
 kumatsu: I should get one of the High Teas next time I come to Victoria, would be fun to experience
 North_Sol: May there be hobbit holes for all this match
  TXC2: RandyLahey_TV it sure is
Chenderle: @kumatsu high tea/afternoon tea is great
  Pharmacistjudge: where is high tea in victoria?
supremechalupasnoke: for how hard the LOTR set went on hobbits and food this set seems less snacky
 BrowneePointz: oh yea Graham did you see the Hobbit Food Tokens Secret Lair
 BrowneePointz: Ettercap!
sallomon33: @RandyLahey_TV definitely! I'm not sure this set specifically, but a prerelease is a perfect way to get back into Magic
Chenderle: holy
 Kentosaurus: it's the law
 Micalovits: lol
 Dromos_GHG: lol
 Lord_Hosk: @EvilBadman Its a brunch town... But you have to line up at 9 to get into any of the brunch spots that open at 10:30 or else you wont get in.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: perfect game 3
 Mr_Horrible: went to High Tea for the first time a few weeks ago, very tasty
  Foxmar320: Ive never had high tea and now want it
funguslore: No, just a lazy lob
EvilBadman: Two spiders, man point at each other
GrathXVI: ACAB, even Ben
 Mr_Bitterness: Spiders pointing at each other
 RockPusher: Spider points at Spider
 2Flower: AACAB
 Tom_Bruise: This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
yargle: What is LOW TEA, then?
Appleguard: otherwise it’s entrapment. enwebment?
 TheMandrew: fun fact, spiders HATE being called attercops
sallomon33: Spiderman pointing meme
  TXC2: yargle coffee 
  Pharmacistjudge: remember when we used to call deadly recluse "green doomblade"?
JolyneGarcia_art: the mirror
 North_Sol: Two attercops? This is a Sting!
supremechalupasnoke: alright who called the attercops?
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EvilBadman: @North_Sol No, that's a weapon
 Mr_Horrible: yeah I would imagine Victoria BC has its pick of places for that lol
 North_Sol: my bad
 tdapenguin: @yargle When you just have a cuppa and maybe a biscuit
 LSRubin: @yargle a condition that affects many men, talk to your doctor
yargle: @TXC2 
 Micalovits: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PrettyFrozenTruffleArsonNoSexy-lEu2YdpG-qukcP8O
 TehAmelie: fun fact, Spider-Man's name in Norwegian is Edderkoppgutten
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RockyCuteHamsterArgieB8-lsKJKDDgqQIQqbHQ
 bytecaster: Dog!
  LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
  Pharmacistjudge: is it @ or Cop?
 Mr_Horrible: that's what's spelled on the card
 BrowneePointz: god I just remembered The Hobbit game for Gamecube…what a banger
CrossXhunteR: and bebother
 North_Sol: @pharmacistjudge 
 Kentosaurus: masticate = chewing
 Mr_Horrible: no that's [can't make that joke at a PPR]
JolyneGarcia_art: LMAO
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Eat the dwarves, Bilbo.
 bytecaster: Yeah, get Nelly for disagreeing!
 frnknstn: Masticate your comestibles
  TXC2: the same Icate
 Mr_Horrible: he masticated
  LRRbot: Elven Raft-Steerer [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. / • Untap target creature you control.
 Mr_Horrible: no crumbs
Jethrain: It ends in "ate", obviously it involves eating
 foopoiuyt: Wow, that definitely not yes and
 bytecaster: "Masticate and Beslother"
Bearudite: came down in a bubble doug
 Sorator13: When you're trying a new food, and you can't decide whether you like it or not, but you're eating it anyway - confusticating
 BrowneePointz: Masticate and Beslobber
 RockPusher: Comesticates a comestible
  LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 tdapenguin: Please don't masticate any Hobbit ppr cards
 Diabore: bens gonna open his hole before combat
 saljik007: Did we get all 12 dwarves in the set
5_color_bad_stuff: first the adercops ... now Cheif Warg
Appleguard: do not eat the delicious cards
 BrowneePointz: I love that the Wargs look Gnarly. good design to show off these are NOT normal Wolves
 North_Sol: @5_color_bad_stuff I’ll need your badge and your gun
sallomon33: is Papa Wurg like Papa Smurf?
 Mr_Horrible: those wolves are taking a bite outta crime
Veshnikard: that math maths
tryllebanjoUnofficial: "More warg?" Warg warg, etc. etc.
 Mr_Horrible: the crime in this case being "Be Ben"
  LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
 Mr_Horrible: his company is rarer than him
 gibbousm: they really juiced the uncommon slots in this set
 North_Sol: I have to imagine that Hobbit Negotiations would involve a lot of food
  LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
 BrowneePointz: he’s part of the company @mr_horrible
 BrowneePointz: but ye
supremechalupasnoke: can we pet the dog
Chenderle: Chief Warg somehow returned
 Mr_Bitterness: This Warg is back on the escalator again
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz he's CEO,, is he *really* part of the company?
 Dalrint: But the warg came the very next, ooooh the warg came back, they thought it was a goner but the warg came back...
  LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token." / III, IV — Elves you control get +1/+0 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
 Mr_Horrible: what does he actually do on the day to day?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @supremechalupasnoke if you control a creature with power 4 or greater when you attack, you pet the dog and draw a card
 BrowneePointz: do not pet the wargs, they are smarter than you, and can speak, and have nothing nice to say about anything
@pharmacistjudge: ah LRR bot has the link
@Vyolynce: have you seen the Secret Lair that's just 7 food tokens with Hobbit labels? genius.
 @SmithKurosaki: Yea, we often set up the sponsored stuff to autopost in chat
 @SmithKurosaki: @codyhooper7954 Welcome in :)
 @LRRbot: Mirkwood Pathmaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Ranger [*/*] | Mirkwood Pathmaker's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
@Enderspartan911: My lunch break at work happens between 9 and 10 am, so my understanding of "real" meals is turly deranged
 @LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
 @LRRbot: Elven Raft-Steerer [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. / • Untap target creature you control.
 @LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 @LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
 @loadingreadyrun: @Noatzon good idea! I've added the mtg.social link to the description
 @SmithKurosaki: thx pauk
 @SmithKurosaki: *paul
 @LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
 @LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you co…
   LoadingReadyRun: @supremechalupasnoke  you can pet any dog, once
Appleguard: @supremechalupasnoke According to the flavor text, wargs are taught to hate humans, so there is some risk
 RockPusher: Pet the dog from inside the stomach
 North_Sol: Have a die as a treat
CrossXhunteR: oh, the table foe role
 Mr_Horrible: Graham like the tennis sideline people
  LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token. // Silvan Rally [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill four cards, then put up to two land cards from among them into your hand.
Bearudite: thats more of Table Enemy move
 foopoiuyt: Do it with non-numeric dice so we can get the lick toes meta
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Appleguard: what a sad day to be literate
 North_Sol: @foopoiuyt 
  TXC2: foopoiuyt counterpoint: no 
 Diabore: adam all gas
 Mr_Horrible: a deck made of wolves and elves? He's dogging and mogging
 zeathean: Elves all the way down
 TehAmelie: that hobbit hole? an elf
 North_Sol: is this deck made of beans because Adam is all gas
EvilBadman: we got shelves of elves!
DMGlol: especially meemaw
 RockPusher: A toast to your Elf!
RaptieFeathers: Hubbard?
 Mr_Horrible: Oin doing the "me???" point
 BrowneePointz: but yea love that the Wargs are all gangly and offputtingly not QUITE normal looking
Bruceski: Here in Rivendell we've got too many elves and we're passing them on to YOU!
  TXC2: "time to go the gray lands grandma!"
 Gekyouryuu: what do you call a planet populated entirely with Scientologist elves? an Elrond Hubworld
roastbeefsandwitch: a power-swap creature! definitely a MaRo design.
 yuinova: Did they say what the 9 player set up is gonna be? Someone gonna play twice?
 North_Sol: @gekyouryuu amazing
Chenderle: @Gekyouryuu lol, boo
 Brozard: oh nooooo
RaptieFeathers: What kind of cult would Elrond Hubbard start?
Grimnus: This is certainly a first round
Appleguard: unless Ben just got very lucky with the packs, it seems like elf typal comes together pretty readily. it will probably pop off in draft
CrossXhunteR: get this man a scone
 TheMightyGerg: Elves have that effect on a LOT of middle earth
 Mr_Horrible: you think the elves ever use that as a sarcastic threat? Like how we say we're gonna put someone in The Contraption, do they say "We gotta send you to the Gray Lands, dude"?
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu do Eleves have more or fewer thetens? 
ThePixelSavage: @RaptieFeathers exactly the same as L. Ron Hubbard
 NarfBlinko: uptick wheel
Appleguard: also, apparently my autocorrect wants “typal” to be “Tupac”
 Sorator13: headache/migraine on-set sounds awful, with all the lights and such. I'm sure Ben knows he can swap out with someone if he needs to!
  LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 BrowneePointz: the thing that messes with me, is that the movies say Oyn and Gloyn, but their names are actually Owen and Glo-wen
RaptieFeathers: @thepixelsavage I'm trying to think of a good name
 NarfBlinko: ty Adam
CrossXhunteR: my TMT prerelease was weird because I had multiple 4-ofs of various commons, while missing out completely on others. made some colors hard to do anything with
 Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 fewer, I assume? they live so long, it'd take longer to accumulate? unless it's the other way around and takes them longer to get rid of
  TXC2: CaptainSpam yeap
 Sorator13: @CaptainSpam yep!
 TehAmelie: @Mr_Horrible didn't thank your mom for dinner? you're going to the west, young man
  LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu makes sense
 RockPusher: "Why do we even have that grinder?" — Elrond
 North_Sol: Elves + grinders is the kiebler’s secret recipe!
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie ooh, yeah, that scans
 Diabore: and now an 8/8
 Manae: 8/8 beeeeg elf
 ArdCollider: "and then Legolas started crying," etc.
 Mr_Horrible: "Stage 3: Elves."
RaptieFeathers: The power level of these uncommons in the set looks insane
sallomon33: I think Ben is going to kill Adam now lol
  LRRbot: Through the Forest Gate [6GG] | Sorcery | Look at the top twenty cards of your library, put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 8 life.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: lots of lads time
sallomon33: depending on how many lands he gets
RangerAlpha7: 1 landfall trigger: Many more incoming
wolfsark: roll the dice!
yargle: 
RaptieFeathers: Looking at Scryfall and holy moly
 Strebenherz: @North_Sol Secret?  
 Diabore: ben could be unlocky
yargle: geezus
 Diabore: nevermind
RangerAlpha7: unless somehow ben only has 3 lands in his library
 North_Sol: @raptiefeathers 
  @Rogue_07: Tra-la-la-lally
 @LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you contro…
 @LRRbot: The Chief Warg [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever you attack while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 @LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additi…
 @LRRbot: Through the Forest Gate [6GG] | Sorcery | Look at the top twenty cards of your library, put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 8 life.
sallomon33: yeah that's Adam dead 
Appleguard: on elf grindr, everyone claims to be 100 years old. you count as a bear if you have five o’clock shadow.
sallomon33: holy
CrossXhunteR: and he gains 8 life
 Strebenherz:  
tryllebanjoUnofficial:  Elves be like
Chenderle: what a combo
Jon_CoffeeRobot: amazing stuff
supremechalupasnoke: holy crap
 frnknstn: gg
 RockPusher:    
 foopoiuyt: That was a great set of games
JenetiXientist: crazy games
sallomon33: SUPERB games  
ArabescaDGuerra: That was one big elf ball
 North_Sol: elf ball has evolved into elf bus. wow.
pantau33: nice the set looks fun!!
hat_hair: Forestgate, officially better than Watergate
  TXC2: turns out just having ALL the lands wins games
 Mr_Horrible: and what a round it was
seanmrwick: are elves going brr? I think the elves are going Brr
 shendaras: 
 North_Sol: GG!
 StreetRach: feel better ben ben
RaptieFeathers: (Also, PSA: For people looking into buying Collector Booster boxes, the absolute most affordable way is through Arena Directs!)
 Mr_Horrible:   
 TehAmelie: it occurs to me it's balanced for commander cause you only get to look through 20 cards
supremechalupasnoke: what was the saga?
 Sorator13: It doesn't specify basic lands, so yeah, I expect that's going to show up in a lot of commander decks
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funguslore: Huh
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seanmrwick: So Adam I'm guessing won round 1?
 ELD_Winterlight: I'll absolutely want thatsaga in my Witherbloom tokens deck
 BlueMechanic: a lot of things described as great this set
 Sorator13: @seanmrwick nope! Ben won
yargle: @seanmrwick nope
  TXC2: supremechalupasnoke "down in the valley" I think
 BrowneePointz: still can’t believe Adam ripped a $400 Mox Amber
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sallomon33: @Sorator13 which card?
 North_Sol: Did anyone else’s ears pop?
Deeehm: a lot of very good things to call the viewers for crack-a-pack
seanmrwick: @Sorator13 oh cool! What a finish
 TheMightyGerg: But is it a descriptor of size or of quality?
 Mr_Horrible: I would, in fact
 Sorator13: @sallomon33 Through the Forest Gate
 CaptainSpam: Wooden elves!
 NapalmSideburns: Would they, though?
  Pharmacistjudge: but Should elves?
 GhostValv: wood
Chenderle: @TXC2 now is the time for Maze's End to become the meta
sallomon33: @Sorator13 ah, yeah, probably
 Mr_Horrible: damn, that's a nice wood elves art
 NarfBlinko: I wish the collector boosters were near msrp 😭
 Mr_Horrible: daggerback basilisk weeping
sallomon33: no Graham, they usually cost 2, you're just living in the past 
 saljik007: I wish i could just get a big set of the tokens for a reasonable amount
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I like how easy recruit is to explain. "Connive but make a 1/1 rather than a +1/+1"
 GhostValv: down down
 Strebenherz: @NarfBlinko Did they spike already
 Mr_Horrible: @sallomon33 could easily have started earlier but the first one of note I remember is that green centipede dude from Duskmourn
 Mr_Horrible: you can't fool me that's Blighttown art from a scrapped Secret Lair 
sallomon33: @Mr_Horrible there's also another one in Edge of Eternities, and in this set obviously
 North_Sol: Anyone else hear Way Down to Hades Town when you see the goblin saga?
Appleguard: also, it plays off the established pattern from Kaladesh that a 1/1 token is worth about as much as a +1/+1 counter
 feelingfroggo: But it's not a Town - unplayable
Jethrain: that wood be nice
ArabescaDGuerra: Is there a Lonely Island near the Lonely Mountain?
 BrowneePointz: we had 2 elf pilots in LotR!
 BrowneePointz: both in Blue I think
Bruceski: @ArabescaDGuerra They're on a boat near Laketown
 NarfBlinko: @NarfBlinko 12x38 is 440, cheapest I am seeing is above 600
 LSRubin: @ArabescaDGuerra someone gave me one once, but I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
 Mr_Horrible: timely, we literally just saw that second case
anniecurruts:   steer-er
sallomon33: @sallomon33 also Dire Fleet Poisoner, Heir of the Wilds, Zoyowa Lava-Tongue, etc.
 Mr_Horrible: "keeps them relatable, leave it in"
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
tryllebanjoUnofficial: bAUUUbeeeeeellll
 BrowneePointz: a small elf the size of a Large elf
Appleguard: how much do you want to bet he’s a “raft-steerer” because he couldn’t be a gondolier when Italy doesn’t exist
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Rude bunny!
 RockPusher: 
Bruceski: that art is great
@dillonfitz1160: thats a fun combo
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@pharmacistjudge: But, Should Elves?
 @SmithKurosaki: Always?
@el_zinga: @pharmacistjudge 🤦‍♂🤣
@mdoughty: pilot?? eugh
@NStripleseven: s t e e r e r
@iSmartMan1: steerer
 ELD_Winterlight: LOOKATIM
 Mr_Horrible: @sallomon33 I remember the poisoner, at least, and yeah it felt a *little* underwhelming at rare even in ixalan, although it was also a combat trick. Maybe that was already a sign of the shift
RaptieFeathers: Trudge friend
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh my GOD I love that rabbit
hat_hair: That Rabbit is going to win some games of Limited
  TXC2: this Rabbit somehow not named Peter
Chenderle: Nessian also in foundations
 BrowneePointz: the name comes from what the Trolls called Bilbo I believe
 xantos69: Love a nasty rabbit.
Bruceski: hornbeetle needs "another"
 NarfBlinko: can't math, 12x38 is 456 😜
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this set has so many card names that are great for Graham’s “Greetings, you ____” Crack-A-Pack intros
 TehAmelie: the rabbit runs slow and steady, does it
 BrowneePointz: I’m so glad Cam said the name right, as he would cuz he’s cool and smart
 Mr_Horrible: that's my Lord of Moria! 
  TXC2: nasty little rabitsis!
 BraveOthello: @Mr_Horrible RIP
Appleguard: gloin is gimli’s dad, is he not
Voidhawk42: !card nasty little
  LRRbot: Nasty Little Rabbit [G] | Creature — Rabbit [1/2] | Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 BrowneePointz: yep
hat_hair: Oh those shiny webs are good
 Mr_Horrible: @Appleguard yeh
alma_ignismare: let's not go to mirkwood, it's a silly place
drewm1022: Let's not go there.  'Tis a silly place.
 BrowneePointz: Gloín is his dad Oín is his uncle. Groín is his grandly
 Sage0fMadness: that's a spicy foil
 BrowneePointz: LOL grandfather*
Nathade: Elrond is clearly reading a scroll here
 TehAmelie: i thought he had three arms for a while. unfortunate placement with that quill
 Sage0fMadness: Elrond synergizes with a ham sandwich
Bruceski: I'll note "activate" vs "trigger", probably gonna stumble some folks
Chenderle: @Sage0fMadness Was Ham Sandwich in Spiderman?
 bytecaster: New Elrond just dropped?
 LSRubin: Season of (Hugo) Weaving?
  TXC2: also he works with non elves
tryllebanjoUnofficial: nice
joplincw: the god pack lol
 WrightJustice: Smexy Smaug
 Sage0fMadness: @Chenderle probably lol
JolyneGarcia_art: oooh so good
 Mr_Horrible: "We fixed Smothering Tithe"
 NarfBlinko: new tithe
 BrowneePointz: @Chenderle no it’s just a community phrase. like  “devoted Druid combos with a ham sandwich”
wolfsark: new smothering tithe
 North_Sol: This is a nice card, right? 2 Mana pretty swell
JolyneGarcia_art: smaugering tithe
 Mr_Horrible: get you someone who looks at you like Smaug looks at 35 dollars
  TXC2: "I just think they're neat!"
 Mr_Bitterness: Fixed Tithe with a infinite mana kill ability stapled on
Appleguard: all the art of Smaug makes him look…sensual
 xantos69: If you have never just held a pile of gold in your hand... I wouldn't expect you to understand.  But it is SO WORTH IT.
 BITs19_: weight of all the coins *and smaug*
drewm1022: The showcase art on that card is so sweet.
 TehAmelie: they're probably pretty high gold content too
 Didero: That makes Scrooge's money bin pretty worrying
 Sage0fMadness: Smaug in his bubble bath, just enjoying his trinkets
 AllTheWeasels: woah
 Sorator13: especially if they're primarily gold coins, given how soft gold is
 Mr_Horrible: ooh, that's great art
 BrowneePointz: folks have done the math on Smaug’s worth and you don’t wanna know how much richer people are now than what he had
ArabescaDGuerra: They're just those flattened pennys from those machines
 ArcOfTheConclave: does smaug rotate his money pile?
 gibbousm: just reprint FoF
LokiSchmokiPoki: enough gold might create a black hole of coin
drewm1022: The book one, anyway.
 Sorator13: the bottom of the pile is just gold laminate
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hat_hair: Scrooge swims around to move the coins
 vegetalss4: Wonder what Scrooge McDuck does to prevent that (I know he'd never destroy his money bin coins)
 North_Sol: This art is genuinely terrifying. I’m not here for kaiju-sized gollum
SmashTCG: thaaaats big money
  TXC2: !card factorfiction
  LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
 ProcyonFlynn: "What have I got in my pocket" - perfect flavor text for that
RaptieFeathers: More Izzet fuel for Standard
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 fungal_bird: Are there any active giveaways, and/or upcoming ones (ETA?)
 BrowneePointz: it’s hidden Steam Augury
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz to be fair, Smaug has 100% liquidity (or near to it), which our real-world examples can't boast
 tdapenguin: @ProcyonFlynn I agreeeeee
 xantos69: Remember: Piles Can Be Empty.
Appleguard: Scrooge mcduck is not very fiscally shrewd for a rich guy. why are all his assets liquid
 flatluigi: four reanimate targets
 fungal_bird: Currently at work and streaming from my pocket lol
wolfsark: do they go to the graveyard?
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 LadyAtarka: What up nerds!!!!
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 Sage0fMadness: what up @LadyAtarka
 Didero: @Appleguard The money in his bin is not nearly his full wealth though
 North_Sol: @fungal_bird I don’t believe so
Chenderle: @vegetalss4 Scrooge's gold seems oddly liquid, so the same physics might not apply
RaptieFeathers: !card rowan'sgrim
  LRRbot: Rowan's Grim Search [2B] | Instant | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. / You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
 boyesie: All 4 cards face down, but without looking at them first so you dont even know what you are getting
 Mr_Horrible: no matter what they choose, you follow up with "you fool"
  TXC2: "what's in my pocket?" ".....that's not a riddle!"
 HadesLeprechaun: Graveyard matters deck, 4 facedown cards, let's go
 TehAmelie: @Appleguard the money bin is all just money with sentimental value to him, he has much more
Bruceski: I've had people do that to me on Arena. It was never anything that suggested they hadn't done it by accident.
 BrowneePointz: @boyesie the Jotaro Kujo Special
RaptieFeathers: Good show
 North_Sol: @txc2 ohno! XD
@iSmartMan1: Nasty!
@mdoughty: just nasty
@iSmartMan1: Blinky blinky
@Vyolynce: every time I see this expansion symbol I think it's New Phyrexia's.
@Gamehen9: Smaug just living his best life
@dillonfitz1160: I'm hopin to see someone open Thranduil the Elvenking from a collector pack. That cards looks pretty strong
@Smurfomancer: Love the Extremely Spooky Eyes
@T_Peazy: 4 cards face up!
@GamingGuy-rules: I am just going to save it until there is a problem and be like I get three others or I don’t deal with the problem
 Mr_Horrible: Snorth Eorlingas
 Mangledpixel: boys from the dwarf
 vegetalss4: @Chenderle That's just skill on his part. It doesn't work for other people
Appleguard: ok, apparently I’m not caught up on duck tales lore
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BrowneePointz grab yourself a drink while the timer ticks down
Chenderle: @vegetalss4 dang, what a duck
 TehAmelie: Scrooge is a weird duck
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Ey, it's that card again!
RaptieFeathers: Back when the FoF Jace was in Standard, I always made a pile of 0 and 4
 BITs19_: turns out, playable in limitedc
 frnknstn: might be
 flatluigi: turns out: it was playable in limited
ArabescaDGuerra: Turns out, it is
Grimnus: Seemed pretty playable that first round
RaptieFeathers: My opponents often got psyched out
 North_Sol: Imagine that
Chenderle: "might be playable" lol
Bruceski: great to follow the last game
 Marvoleath: 8 mana, time to ramp! 
Jethrain: I love the accidental commentary from the past
sallomon33: nah, unless you get a landfall effect, this card's pretty bad
RaptieFeathers: !card trouble
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 North_Sol: this time-confounding commentary is brought to you by LRR
sallomon33: like, Ben did, that's why it was good, but you're not always going to have landfall, even in elves
RaptieFeathers: !card toiltrouble
  LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
RaptieFeathers: After they kept 4
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Appleguard: it’s probably a card that you pick up on the wheel if you have a critical mass of landfall
  TXC2: and we're back
yargle: 
 itsr67: Job security
 fungal_bird: He is though
 KaleidoscopeMind: he is!
 Mr_Horrible: that's job security baby
 shendaras: 
Chenderle:   
 North_Sol: Is Adam secret, is he safe?
 xantos69: This man knows where his bread is buttered.
 BraveOthello: Adam needs this job, man
JolyneGarcia_art: is Graham holding you at gunpoint?
 James_the_Dabbler: Man I love that jacket on Serfe
 James_the_Dabbler: *Serge
 Dalrint: Blink of Graham is threatening you
joplincw: 1
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 raulghoulia: ill spend points on that poll
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 itsr67: !strawpoll
macbody2: well Paul is also there .. ......
jaia_hendrix: Everyone deserves a raise
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: 
yargle: *slaps hand* STOP IT!
 tdapenguin: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, James At The Table is a rare treat
phoenixfeather14: every Sunday for wiggin's clip review
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 Sorator13: sidenote, if talking about raises is indeed a thing, hell yeah LRR for being successful!
 North_Sol: James with a collecty boosty: “My precious *crinklecrinklecrinkle*
 iconicshadow89: gambling on Adam’s financial future I’m in
 BrowneePointz: k James you gotta one up Adam’s $400 Mox Amber
 Mattmitchell45: Do Twitch chat members with names starting with T believe Adam should get a raise?
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 xantos69: Everyone likes gambling.  Some just hate losing enough to not try.
hat_hair: I got a rock
totumusmaximus: !social
 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiercingSpinelessKaleOptimizePrime-p3XGfcm2LblHDVEL
loufghyslaufey: @North_Sol You misunderstand, Chat. It isn't a matter of Adam being safe. Its a matter of whether this UNEXPECT-LRR Party is safe with Adam...
  TXC2: !mtghub
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrainyBashfulCroquettePeoplesChamp-E8JMzP3x5VNgHsO0
 Omega00024: Gary's son?
  LRRbot: Ordinary Bear [3G] | Creature — Bear [4/5]
  TXC2: !mtghob
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loufghyslaufey: Also, Dear Bombadil. I'm late.
 Mattmitchell45: @BrowneePointz They made a Mox Amber is worth what now?
 Mr_Horrible: James when he's opening a boostie:  James when the boostie's done: 
 Kentosaurus: normal bears, innocent bears
yargle: 
 Micalovits: Not even a 2/2. Thats not a normal bear
Appleguard: vanilla creature spotted
  LRRbot: Bifur, Melodic Rider [4{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [4/5] | Storied / Whenever Bifur enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / As long as you have an enduring story, if an ability of a Dwarf you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
 Justherefortherewards: I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary bear.. 
sallomon33: it's a CHILLWIND YETI
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's Bi-fur during Pride
  TXC2: Mattmitchell45 it's in the dwafen launguage
g00stah: ponies are my fav I think
   LoadingReadyRun: Grizzly Bear in shambles
 Omega00024: Bifur deez?
 OldUncleDan: 4/5 for 4 does not say "ordinary bear" to me.
 Mr_Horrible: bruh
  LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
WandersWithBlender: James needs bifocals to read Bifur
 Mattmitchell45: Ahh
 Mr_Horrible: panfur
  LRRbot: Gandalf, Spark Starter [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/3] | Reach / When Gandalf enters, he deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 BraveOthello: Nice one Adam, happy Pride
hella_qh: Happy Pride
loufghyslaufey: Like a rabbit down his hobbit hole. Wait. That's not right- I'm still late!
 Sorator13: If he's bi, he's bi all the time, not just in June! 
  LRRbot: Head of the Hunt [2BB] | Creature — Wolf [4/3] | Flash / If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
 TehAmelie: maybe a 4/5 is like a 2/2 on hobbit scale
 Mattmitchell45: Does he become Bifur-cated?
 Mr_Horrible: those plains probably hold so many potatoes
@darkesch9502: the party is strong
@dillonfitz1160: cant wait to see that card in a Lumra deck
@austincooper777: they just opened Ben's deck
@Jina_Mahavira: Yes
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 @LRRbot: Ordinary Bear [3G] | Creature — Bear [4/5]
 @LRRbot: Bifur, Melodic Rider [4{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [4/5] | Storied / Whenever Bifur enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / As long as you have an enduring stor…
 @LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Gandalf, Spark Starter [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/3] | Reach / When Gandalf enters, he deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 @LRRbot: Head of the Hunt [2BB] | Creature — Wolf [4/3] | Flash / If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
loufghyslaufey: Bilbo:"Wait! Wait....!!"
  LRRbot: Elven Passage | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You may behold an Elf. If you do, untap that land.
sallomon33: this wolf seems good
Jethrain: Behold! An elf
 Decaped: Spark Starter is a very silly name for Gandalf, but I don't hate it.
 North_Sol: @mattmitchell45 only to those who slight him 
yargle: BEHOLD!
  LRRbot: Dragon's Desire [2RR] | Sorcery | Add {R} for each artifact your opponents control.
 OldUncleDan: "Elf Booty got soul!  Elf girls like to rock and roll!!!!!!!"
Appleguard: 4/5 is a very big bear, but tbf 2/2 is weirdly small. that stat line stopped making sense very quickly
RaptieFeathers: More for Monogreen in Standard. Yay.
AleisAlpto: @yargle MY ELF!
CrossXhunteR: notably, no commander decks
glitched_goddess: I’m still waiting for behold human
supremechalupasnoke: ooo desire is a nice hit
JolyneGarcia_art: junk value
yargle: @AleisAlpto 
  LRRbot: Galadriel's Dismissal [W] | Instant | Kicker {2}{W} / Target creature phases out. If this spell was kicked, each creature target player controls phases out instead.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: with the Rebecca Guay arrrrrt
 BrowneePointz: Rebecca Guay!?
JolyneGarcia_art: WOOO
 LithelyUnshod: Guay!
 StreetRach: reprint
 HadesLeprechaun: Great reprint
Jon_CoffeeRobot: such a good reprint
 GhostValv: rebecca guay never misses
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 Micalovits: Oh dear
 LithelyUnshod: She painted a Galadriel as well
  LRRbot: Desert Were-Worm [4RR] | Creature — Dragon Wurm [0/5] | This creature gets +2/+0 for each Mountain you control. / Whenever you attack with creatures with total power 12 or greater for the first time each turn, untap all attacking creatures. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
glitched_goddess: that’s such a beautiful card
  TXC2: that could have been overload
 BlueMechanic: there wurm
 BrowneePointz: Kaja Foglio has art on the box toppers too Serge!
 Justherefortherewards: I love the missing scale on the dragon-borders
loufghyslaufey: Thorin: "Where's the Hobbit?" Narrator: "Wut? You lost him already!?"
 PsychoI3oy: wait, that's not a Dune thing?
 Omega00024: @BlueMechanic dangit, you beat me to it!
 BrowneePointz: new Kaja Foglio art in 2026!
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 Marvoleath: Not to be confused with Desert Where Worm, aka Dune
Jethrain: wait that can just keep going
  TXC2: I'd run that card in Gruul if it was 5 and not 6 MV
   LoadingReadyRun: is that a Dragon that turns into a wurm during a full moon?
Jethrain: oh wait no "for the first time" never mind
 saljik007: I too love foil tokens
 BrowneePointz: they are shapeshifting dragons from the last desert to the east
 BrowneePointz: it’s not sure if they even exist or just a fairy tale
 sporkraptor: @LoadingReadyRun a WereWurm?
Volus_dude: was were wurm a wurm bitten by dragon or dragon bitten by wurm?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Dismissal is just such a funny card as well when there's still four players
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 sentientwaffle_: far over misty mountains cold!
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 kumatsu: there's also the first new Kaja Foglio art we've seen in years, Art enjoyers eating good
yargle: B
 RockPusher:    
  TXC2: were means man, so it was a wrum bitten by a man 
ArabescaDGuerra: That So Cute!!!
anniecurruts: bee!!🐝
 North_Sol: that bee is too cute
yargle: Could that card BE any cuter?
 Tom_Bruise: such ferocity
 RockPusher:    
petey_vonwho: I need to get custom Zombie Orc Goblin Army token made
supremechalupasnoke: 
Volus_dude: 
phoenixfeather14:    
sallomon33: ya like JAAAAZ?
 saljik007: Id like to name him eric
   LoadingReadyRun:  Bear Bee
 Robot_Bones: every body knows the BD Bee
 GhostValv: casual murder hornets
supremechalupasnoke: noooo not the bee!!
hexthehex: covid vs bees
 ContingentCat: 
sallomon33: 
devih_: doesnt only proc on your fellas
 Mr_Bitterness: Play Honey B. Lovely's song
  LRRbot: Lake-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {2}{W}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Human you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
  Juliamon: I need a copy of this card
 TehAmelie: 2/2, bees are the new bears
anniecurruts: also hello I am lead designer
 ContingentCat: that was an interesting plot twist of covid season
 sporkraptor: @anniecurruts hello lead designer!
  LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in addition to its other types and gains "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
 North_Sol: I definitely need to put on my glasses, I read Lake-Town as Lake-sama
tryllebanjoUnofficial: @anniecurruts Hail you!
  TXC2: hello anniecurruts welcome
JolyneGarcia_art: ride the bearploof
yargle: Ride ze shoopuf
Jethrain: Hospitality the shoopuf
TriseAlpha: Baby Bjorn?
  LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: it’s Shoopuf from FF
 ContingentCat: But wait there's more!
  LRRbot: Iron Hills Blacksmith [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [1/1] | Double strike / When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}.
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 Justherefortherewards: AND MY AXE
yargle: Axe Body Spray is a weapon
TriseAlpha: And his axe!
  LRRbot: Azog, Moria's Ruin [2B] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/3] | When Azog enters, destroy up to one other target creature. Its controller amasses Goblins X, where X is that creature's power. If you controlled that creature, draw a card.
  TXC2: !card azog
  LRRbot: Azog, Moria's Ruin [2B] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/3] | When Azog enters, destroy up to one other target creature. Its controller amasses Goblins X, where X is that creature's power. If you controlled that creature, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Thranduil, the Elvenking [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [5/6] | Thranduil has all activated abilities of all Elf cards in your graveyard. / Whenever another legendary Elf you control enters, draw two cards, then discard a card.
  TXC2: huh, could have sworn there were other Azog cards
 BrowneePointz: This one is a BANGER
 GhostValv: magali 
whodere: NO not Thranduil
funguslore: Nailed it
TriseAlpha: Atog?
 BrowneePointz: it’s a BAANGER
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Huh. Azog is a great multiplayer political tool, too. Great in 2HG as well.
BrindleBoar: "Thrandy" to his friends (he has no friends)
 Mr_Horrible: he's an elfball all by himselfball
Chichen: literally elfslop
 North_Sol: @GhostValv Magali never misses
 TehAmelie: it'll be funny if you have a way to flicker the blacksmith. you get an axe! you get an axe! and you!
  LRRbot: Dwalin, Weaponmaster [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/1] | First strike / Whenever Dwalin enters or attacks, put a hone counter on each Equipment you control.
 KaleidoscopeMind: b'lam
  TXC2: oh, that's gonna be the Brawl commander of the month 
 Julian_Rogue: did the tv in the background change or flicker or am I tripping?
 @LRRbot: Elven Passage | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You may behold an Elf. If you do, untap that …
@mdoughty: by fer now😘
 @LRRbot: Dragon's Desire [2RR] | Sorcery | Add {R} for each artifact your opponents control.
 @LRRbot: Galadriel's Dismissal [W] | Instant | Kicker {2}{W} / Target creature phases out. If this spell was kicked, each creature target player controls phases out instead.
 @LRRbot: Desert Were-Worm [4RR] | Creature — Dragon Wurm [0/5] | This creature gets +2/+0 for each Mountain you control. / Whenever you attack with creatures with total power 12 or greater for the first time …
@Gamehen9: Were worm?
@Gamehen9: There worm
@pharmacistjudge: it's in the desert. it tells you where
@caucaia123456: Ok, so i paused the stream to have a work meeting, and i don't want to work anymore hahahahah
@caucaia123456: Finally back
@sethtriberry9266: awooooo
@dillonfitz1160: Dragons desire being played alongside Generous plunderer seems pretty strong
@Gamehen9: Great Fierce Bee? 😍
  @EPGelion: BEES?!
 @LRRbot: Lake-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {2}{W}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Human you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
  @EPGelion: They don't let you have bees in prison
@GeorgeZachas-g3g: Can’t wait to go to prerelease
 @LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in ad…
@Alyssa_Swift: Ride ze Bearpuf
 @LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Iron Hills Blacksmith [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [1/1] | Double strike / When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" an…
 @LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no …
 @LRRbot: Azog, Moria's Ruin [2B] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/3] | When Azog enters, destroy up to one other target creature. Its controller amasses Goblins X, where X is that creature's power. If…
 @LRRbot: Thranduil, the Elvenking [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [5/6] | Thranduil has all activated abilities of all Elf cards in your graveyard. / Whenever another legendary Elf you control enters,…
@SnowElf_96: Azog lives!!! he's dead in the books
 @LRRbot: Dwalin, Weaponmaster [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/1] | First strike / Whenever Dwalin enters or attacks, put a hone counter on each Equipment you control.
@dillonfitz1160: new elf commander is hype
@SnowElf_96: My next commander deck Thranduil!!
 LariatWest: wait, EACH?
 Mr_Horrible: Youthful Knight has never looked so wide
  LRRbot: Elven Passage | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You may behold an Elf. If you do, untap that land.
 Julian_Rogue: Whats a hone counter?
 North_Sol: that frame is stunninnnng
joplincw: dragon frame mogged
  LRRbot: Smaug, Wicked Worm [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / When Smaug enters, create X tapped Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control. / Whenever you cast a spell, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 Kentosaurus: sick
 Justherefortherewards: oooooohh
AleisAlpto: AYOOO
 Mr_Horrible: ooh, very cool
 Micalovits: Damn
ArabescaDGuerra: Dang!
TriseAlpha: A counter that's really sharp
Appleguard: yeah, making him sultai when most elves in the set aren’t black is deliberate.
 GhostValv: neat treatment
Jon_CoffeeRobot: big damned Tyler Jacobson art
niccus: pre-worn
yargle: S-meow-g
supremechalupasnoke: these collector packs are such a money pit in this set haha
funguslore: Coool
 fungal_bird: 
loufghyslaufey: Amass Goblins?
 North_Sol: Serge give us a “my precious” if you will
 fundabental: smowg
 Mr_Horrible: now find all the rules information on it 
loufghyslaufey: Ruh roh!
 Sage0fMadness: Smaugside Smogsmorshionist
cattleprodlynn: ooh! Nice pull.
 vegetalss4: Ah, I just realized this is meant to look like a well-loved book
yargle: Just worth $.49 
 BrowneePointz: also $25
 BrowneePointz: good pull!
 flatluigi: whenever you cast A spell
 Brozard: Does it have Snergefoil? 
whodere: thats a PSA1
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yeah Adam, would you call it a patina?
CrossXhunteR: how to assess edge damage
 Justherefortherewards: Would you, Adam, call it that?
 Mr_Horrible: Adam would call it a patina, yes 
 BrowneePointz: that color IS patina
Chenderle: patina works
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Hope y'all seen the 'alter' of this wicked Smaug with a cap, glasses and a skateboard 
 xantos69: Foxing.  Patina applies to COINS.
 LadyAtarka: LRR if that card goes missing..... It was me....
supremechalupasnoke: smaug seems so fun in the command zone
Wajiw: poutina
  TXC2: Julian_Rogue goes on equipment, says "equiped cearture gets +1/+0"
 Going_Medium: patina
 Alyssa_Swift: Patina is one of them crossword puzzle words
 ContingentCat: 
 fungal_bird: All three of you are right
Veshnikard: Patina doesn't apply to pack fresh cards
 saljik007: Patina
 Julian_Rogue: neat
 ArdCollider: Cam.
 Mr_Bitterness: Cameron
 Mr_Horrible: scans
 tdapenguin: @xantos69 Also, some statues
 LithelyUnshod: Cam
 Julian_Rogue: Patina
 Brozard: What about Alex?
Appleguard: patina is oxidization
  TXC2: not Cameron ?
  Pharmacistjudge: marshall sutcliffe
sallomon33: @Julian_Rogue the equipment that has it gives equipped creature +1/+0 for each hone counter on itself
 Mr_Horrible: 
 LadyAtarka: I want that card sooooo baaaaaaad
Bearudite: patineez nutz
 sporkraptor: and Beej
Driskus: Is that the surge foil?
 FauksStarling: Yeah, treat it like Arizona Tea rules!
 saljik007: Reminds me of SL comicbook
 sporkraptor: Beej would make "patina" sound *very* dirty
Deeehm: I'll pay you $1 for it, that's like 25c in your pocket
 North_Sol: obligatory serge foil
cattleprodlynn: Adam, don't gatekeepe "patina"!
 BrowneePointz: Ye there supposed to look like secondhand books
 ContingentCat: and Heather because good luck telling her not to
 Mattmitchell45: That Funky Card Patina
 BrowneePointz: they’re*
ArabescaDGuerra: Lmao
DMGlol: 79 cents in old time money is like a $30 now
  LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
Driskus: Damn, got me.
 Kentosaurus: Adam is table enemy today
Volus_dude: is pistachio allowed to say patina?
sallomon33: ooh, Serge isn't in one of the established colour pairs, cool!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: got to crack your hobbithole faster
cattleprodlynn: @Mattmitchell45 
 BrowneePointz: Sealed is a bit more malleable like that @sallomon33
  LRRbot: Thorin Oakenshield [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [3/2] | Trample / Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, artifacts and creatures you control have ward {1}.
Makhiel: that's not how you spell Dwarves, James
 ContingentCat: @Volus_dude no but that doesn't stop him much like many things he says
 saljik007: Deck name should be diggy diggy deck
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz specifically got that old pulp fantasy cover look. I recall EoE did something similar with sci-fi novels?
 North_Sol: I see white, I’m immediately afraid of Settle the Wreckage
 Omega00024: wathn't thorin a vampire from innithtrad?
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot Halfcycling for 4? Gavin, come on! That cost is at least worth half the mana
yargle: @North_Sol gonna flunge? 
 fungal_bird: @Mr_Horrible EOE special guests, yeah
 Sorator13: @Omega00024 that's Sorin 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Omega00024 banger joke
 Mr_Horrible: we, the viewers
 kumatsu: Monkey into Thorin, Enduring Story on turn 2 seems deece
 xantos69: The guy who shows up next to loot the bodies.
 BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible yep! old school pulp adventure novel but these are faded like a secondhand store cover. the EoE ones were new looking iirc
Appleguard: ooh, and the monkey makes artifacts
 Mr_Horrible: ah, I getcha
 Kentosaurus: @North_Sol it's for real not a joke in this set
  LRRbot: Nori, Teller of Tales [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/2] | Whenever Nori attacks, target attacking creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the gang's assembling
 Justherefortherewards: Seaweed, teller of tales
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 LSRubin: if you cast Down Down to Goblin-town, and your opponent doesn't reply "and sugar we're goin' down swinging," did you even cast it?
 Mr_Horrible: you got enough food for 12, Serge? 
sallomon33: I like the collect'em all sorta aspect of dwarves in this set a lot
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think the design is carefully copied from a real Hobbit pocket book
 BrowneePointz: good old Wood Elves
ArabescaDGuerra: Untapped? Gavin!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: power creep what a 2026 card
Khalstrom: "But should elves?"
Azegoroth: wood elves stronk
LokiSchmokiPoki: I dont know, would they?
  TXC2: back when the rocks were soft
 TehAmelie: (the worn cover edges i mean)
 Sorator13: I think you made a Friday Nights episode about that ,Adam 
 GasCityGaming: look, we only had the one hoop ok?
 ContingentCat: GOTY stick and hoop
  LRRbot: Fíli the Pathfinder [3W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [2/2] | Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever Fíli or another nontoken Dwarf you control enters, create a 2/2 red Dwarf creature token.
yargle: Story time
 MrSarkhan: love stick and hoop
roastbeefsandwitch: Wood Elves: also quite good with Emerge cards, in Modern / Pioneer (I've been rewatching old PPR's...).
anniecurruts: cool story bro
wolfsark: i couldnt play that card when i was young because i had to work in the waistcoat factory to provide for my family
Jon_CoffeeRobot: woooowwww
funguslore: Bruh
 TheMightyGerg: Serge's Forest looks like it's singing the Misty Mountain Song
 shendaras: Oh, nice!
sallomon33: holy man 
 GasCityGaming: dang, go Paul!
freshmaker__: great graphic
 MrPipboy3000: I used to put a copy of Wood Elves in the spokes of my penny farthing to make it sound like a model T
CrossXhunteR: 4 mana 6/6
 Mr_Horrible: lorepilled and storymaxxing
Bearudite: red dwarf mentioned
 shendaras:  
Voidhawk42: Excellent graphic Paul 
  Pharmacistjudge: and ward 1 from the other dwarf
 yuinova: @Makhiel On the first page of The Hobbit it says "In English the only correct plural of dwarf is dwarfs, and the adjective is dwarfish. In this story dwarves and dwarvish are used, but only when speaking of the ancient people to whol Thorin Oakenshield and his companions belonged."
  TXC2: Paul still undefeated on the overlay
   LoadingReadyRun:  thanks!
 BrowneePointz: we got Thorin AND his Nephew!
  @Panic-Attack: Good evening from the UK!
 @LRRbot: Elven Passage | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You may behold an Elf. If you do, untap that …
 @LRRbot: Smaug, Wicked Worm [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / When Smaug enters, create X tapped Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control. / Whenever you c…
@Gamehen9: Oooooooooo
@SnowElf_96: Sick!
  @Panic-Attack: Nice
@SnowElf_96: Patina means a thin surface layer that forms on materials over time due to age, use, or exposure to the air
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Ian and Patina, two great tastes that taste great together
@Smurfomancer: Hmmmm, seeing those edges, best I can do is Moderately Played
 @LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
 @LRRbot: Thorin Oakenshield [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [3/2] | Trample / Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, artifacts and creatures you control have ward {1}.
 @LRRbot: Nori, Teller of Tales [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/2] | Whenever Nori attacks, target attacking creature gains first strike until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 @LRRbot: Fíli the Pathfinder [3W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [2/2] | Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever Fíli or another nontoken Dwarf you con…
Jethrain: We need a cube made up of mechanics with special overlay effects
 Bartlebad: Serge's foil Forest looks like it's highlighted, ready for Serge to tap it
markekv: well that was a good game 1
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 feelingfroggo: Now I want to make an extreme dumb dwarf deck
ArabescaDGuerra: @Bartlebad That's the glow from the mountains
   LoadingReadyRun: @Jethrain  that would be a fun idea🤔
 EvilturnipT: Dwarves Together Strong
funguslore: 5 mana do nothing 
yargle: whoa
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Thorin has tromple sir plompy
 BrowneePointz: who knew playing two dwarven princes is good
 HadesLeprechaun: lets go DWARVES
 North_Sol: Wow.
sallomon33: holy fast game 
Azegoroth: boros vroom vroom
 Alyssa_Swift: Math is for blockers, but not all blockers do math
Appleguard: is there a tracking card for enduring story?
 BrowneePointz: yep
 Mr_Bitterness: Just Boros things
 BrowneePointz: just like city’s blessing
 saljik007: Sorry i blinked what happend !)
 North_Sol: Nihilist!
LRRMTG_Judge: @Appleguard Yes
 fundabental: math is for blockers, but i don't like homework
 Marvoleath: @Appleguard yes, and it has flavor text
  LRRbot: Old Fat Spider [4GG] | Creature — Spider [6/7] | Reach / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
 fungal_bird: Surge and James respecting each others' time by A) winning quickly and  Losing auickly
 GhostValv: kinda rude tbh
LRRMTG_Judge: @saljik007 Dwarves happened - BlackRose
 xantos69: Old Fat Spider was my nickname in college.
ArabescaDGuerra: Its me!
macbody2: Boros back to borosing!!! We eat good tonight
 Kentosaurus: and there's a saga "old fat spider can't see me"
   LoadingReadyRun: el Spidro Gordo?
Dandyfloss: chat what is it's power and toughness
  TXC2: some times Tolkien just REALLY  phoned in the names eh? 
anniecurruts: 67 😎
 BrowneePointz: Can’t wait until Adam sees Gigantic Big Bear
Mercurial_Ouroboros: Old fat spider spinning in a tree, old fat spider can't see me!
Dandyfloss: @anniecurruts mods put them in the machine
 North_Sol: @arabescadguerra You… you’re a spider?
 Marvoleath: @Appleguard https://media.wizards.com/2026/hob/bc391fQvTa/en_b2IV1osNzq.webp
 FauksStarling: The Arc Ormy
superdude097: Inexplicably has reach? I mean, it's a spider
TotallyNotaBeholder: Stronk
  TXC2: Dandyfloss no, that's entrapment on your part
 flatluigi: game three
markekv: arc army
Volus_dude: arc...orc
Jethrain: "the ark or me"
zagman505: arc ormy
 saljik007: Oblin
 Mr_Horrible: @Dandyfloss 
Appleguard: la araña vieja y gorda
Dr_fragenstien: what does that have to do with orcs though?
Dandyfloss: @TXC2 wait no i can't go back in there again
 TotalHell: orcharmy
Veshnikard: wow fast format
SmashTCG: Arch ormy
 TehAmelie: reody the arc ormy!
 LSRubin: LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
shtevie3: Is Serge ok?
 thanzo: is arc ormy the new Star Wars character?
irenrose: arc ormy
 fungal_bird: @Dandyfloss Yeah we gotta save on the trap budget
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuccessfulWimpyHamsterTwitchRPG-5Ql-rEgvItBY151-
 xantos69: @shtevie3 No, but none of us are.
  TXC2: LSRubin easy on the all caps please
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
 fundabental: Evil Arc of Orms by Gormy
yargle: those Goblins have a Mind of their own
shtevie3: I mean, fair.
ArabescaDGuerra: Beep Beep
Dandyfloss: does the army have haste?
 BrowneePointz: that’s two Goblins in a Trenchmail
Appleguard: @lsrubin that’s my favorite line from the movies because it implies the existence of restaurants in orc culture
  LRRbot: Nori, Teller of Tales [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/2] | Whenever Nori attacks, target attacking creature gains first strike until end of turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: 1 suit of armor for the entire army
 North_Sol: @yargle my danger radar is beepin’
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
wulfram77: @Dandyfloss Itw was already on the board
 Justherefortherewards: would elves?
 fungal_bird: "You have to SHARE"
Dandyfloss: @wulfram77 ah mb
sallomon33:  menache 
 xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun They can share it
yargle: 
 BrowneePointz: @loadingreadyrun “97 Goblins in a Platemail”
sallomon33: those were the best hand emotes I could find lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: dream: shattered
 TehAmelie: idea: a card called Gormless Army of Orcs, just as a tongue twister for Serge
RaptieFeathers: 🤟
   LoadingReadyRun: The different parts of the armor are split among 6 different goblins
Appleguard: lots of wildlife in this set
  LRRbot: Galion, Elvenking's Butler [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [4/4] | Whenever Galion attacks, choose up to one other target creature you control. Its base power and toughness become equal to Galion's power and toughness until end of turn.
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers I question the name of that emote 
Dandyfloss: woah a boat
anniecurruts: oop 
 Alyssa_Swift: Serge is too Bowmasterspilled
Makhiel: Galion, the only named Elf in the book
  TXC2 laughs in Tanzanir Quandrix
sallomon33: not even Galion's base power and toughness, JUST power and toughness, so if Gallion is buffed up, so is the other creature!
@Vyolynce: Tbf At the time Wood Elves was first printed it could only fetch basics and the oh duals
@Iam3DHomer: that red light is really hitting that Forest
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@Smurfomancer: Love whatever quirk of lighting is making Serge's one forest look like it's under Blood Moon
 @LRRbot: Part in Friendship [4G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. If its mana value is less than or eq…
 @LRRbot: Old Fat Spider [4GG] | Creature — Spider [6/7] | Reach / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponen…
@barb4rian: Serge.exe has stopped responding
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
 @LRRbot: Nori, Teller of Tales [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/2] | Whenever Nori attacks, target attacking creature gains first strike until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 @LRRbot: Galion, Elvenking's Butler [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [4/4] | Whenever Galion attacks, choose up to one other target creature you control. Its base power and toughness become equal to G…
 North_Sol: Is Thranduil not mentioned? it’s been a while.
 BrowneePointz: swings as a 7/6 menace. woof
Makhiel: @North_Sol only as Elvenking
   LoadingReadyRun:  Being a butler to an entire goblin army would be a tough job
sallomon33: 'unfrotunately, it's already dead' *shrug*
 BrowneePointz: recruit seems real powerful
 saljik007: Dont they name elrond too
ArabescaDGuerra: How much of a menace must these dwarves be for the goblins and elves to team up?
  LRRbot: Smaug the Magnificent [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Smaug attacks, he deals damage equal to the number of Treasures you control to any target. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Treasure token.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: miffic innit
 HadesLeprechaun: Smowg
anniecurruts: poor butterflies
 BrowneePointz: @Makhiel there is an uncommon and Mythical Thranduil
sallomon33: @ArabescaDGuerra I mean, it's the goblin that has Menace, so it's the bigger one 
 couchboyj: he is strong, strong, STRONG
 Sage0fMadness: Serge dwarfing the dwarves
Jon_CoffeeRobot: so we got the answer, they wouldn't
 Sage0fMadness: with his dwagon
  TXC2: Smaug the camera-Moggnificent
 BrowneePointz: ate your but….ler
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Korolan: LER
Appleguard: loading Eddie run
Makhiel: @BrowneePointz I'm talking about the name Thranduil not appearing in the book
 Sage0fMadness: is that not how they celebrate where you come from?
 HadesLeprechaun: for all the problems The Hobbit films had, Smaug was pretty magnificent
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColorfulBlueMeerkatHassanChop-_5zbGGBIDzSjaWf8
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 chuckaw1977: Not looking good for the Dwarf team
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 North_Sol: we may need to workshop that slogan
  LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
sallomon33: it seems the set might be faster than that first match led us to believe 
Azegoroth: first set, one hour, second set, 25 mins
Appleguard: they had to know there would be jokes about cracking your hobbit hole
 TehAmelie: how many holes does that hobbit have?
  TXC2: Azegoroth and that's why I love playing Creature decks
 MrPipboy3000: Red Dwarf?  I thought this was fantasy, not sci fi
glitched_goddess: everything is a hobbit hole if they’re brave enough to
 Korolan: First talking about James eating your But...ler. Then talking about James's Hobbit Holes? Is this TOS?
sallomon33: @HadesLeprechaun it also means we have like 5 cards that represent Benedict Cucumberpatch now!
 kumatsu: @MrPipboy3000 I was just thinking I should try and track down some Red Dwarf trading cards to use as tokens in this set
 North_Sol: in-game
 Mr_Horrible: a timeless question
markekv: on board lethal guys
ArabescaDGuerra: Please say in-game
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @kumatsu I already have Cat tokens
 fungal_bird: Thanks to the Witch-King, Frodo had 8 holes for a minute
  LRRbot: Burn, Burn, Tree and Fern [3R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. / II — Destroy target artifact an opponent controls. / III, IV — Add {R}.
GedankenPalast_:  
Appleguard: there’s a “for mirrodin” joke to be made about this card, but I don’t have the book knowledge to make it
 North_Sol: @fungal_bird 
  TXC2: remember when red damage capped out at like 4? 
 BrowneePointz: if james has the arrow
markekv: mr Yager forgot about the menace
  TXC2: hello GedankenPalast_ welcome
 North_Sol: there’s an out here that rhymes with Mettle the Shrekkage
 HadesLeprechaun: Settle is in the set, yeah?
 BrowneePointz: I will poop a brick
 kumatsu: @TXC2 I remember when it was a standard all-star at 6 mana
ArabescaDGuerra: @TXC2 Fortunately we live in glorious times
 @LRRbot: Smaug the Magnificent [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Smaug attacks, he deals damage equal to the number of Treasures you control to any target. / At the beginnin…
@DanielSolis: "HobXLrr" has excellent Y2k ICQ account name vibes.
 @LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
 @LRRbot: Burn, Burn, Tree and Fern [3R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. / II — Destroy target artifact an opponent controls. / III, IV — Add {R}.
 Kentosaurus: @HadesLeprechaun yes
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @markekv there's no goblin army token any more
wulfram77: @kumatsu Doesn't help much against attack triggers
 couchboyj: No giant glowing bows in paper
zagman505: doesn't the equip give menace? so just equip and swing was lethal?
god_of_peace24: equio cost on the goblin armor?
 BrowneePointz: there’s also an uncommon legend arrow that kills almost every smaug
  TXC2: ArabescaDGuerra as a Green player, I disagree 
 North_Sol: real laughter turns into nervous laughter
 chuckaw1977: Adam...you are wrong...that joke is ALWAYS funny
 HadesLeprechaun: it WOULD still be funny
glitched_goddess: they should have put it in the bonus sheet
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's maybe equip 4, he might not have it
 North_Sol: praise graham
 Kentosaurus: get em adam
  TXC2: GETTEM!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yell at a screen?
Jturbobanana: 
 Justherefortherewards: play fighting games?
Clicklesly: @Jon_CoffeeRobot He had 4 if he didn't play the saga ^^
 BrowneePointz: and it’s James
 NotCainNorAbel: 
  TXC2: Adam is right to say it
 kumatsu: what does being incredibly handsome have to do with being wrong
markekv: settle the wreckage is still funny
 chuckaw1977: I stand by what I said...cause I'm pretty funny
CrossXhunteR: but were you wrong tho
 chuckaw1977: lol
 djalternative: I'm also a professional comedy writer and by law I have to agree with Adam
 TehAmelie: in a way, you're all right 
 Kentosaurus: i've heard it both ways
 BrowneePointz: I’ve always heard honest
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its either imo
 Sorator13: It can be either, Serge
ArabescaDGuerra: imh/ho
 MrPipboy3000: It won't be funny in 3 weeks after everyone in chat's wreckage has been settled several times over
nickipedia45: It never stands for humble when Adam says it
 fungal_bird: Chuckaw was wrong so we're ALL wrong right now
irenrose: In my honestly humble opinion
 North_Sol: Please put some humble on that opinion
 vegetalss4: It depends on the person sometimes it's honest, and sometimes it's humble
 LithelyUnshod: In My HAted Opinion
 ContingentCat: in my horrified opinion
 TehAmelie: in my heinous opinion
 kumatsu: In my Heckin' opinion
jamwno: IMHO TEP
 couchboyj: in my hobbit opinion
 BusTed: In my hamburger? Onion.
 Omega00024: In my HOBBIT opinion
 elratonpoeta: i miss having oats
ArabescaDGuerra: In my Hobbit opinion
 frnknstn: Olds say humble, kids say honest
   LoadingReadyRun: In My Hateful Opinion
wulfram77: IMNSHO
 Sage0fMadness: in my Hamburglar's opinion
 Bartlebad: If Hamburger Helper has a 900 number for advice
irenrose: In My Hurling Opinion
 eye_h_bar: We got there eventually
 Alyssa_Swift: Opus was two sets ago though
ArabescaDGuerra: In my Hall and Oates
 jchinnock: We got there!
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 BrowneePointz: Nelson is the professional Comedian for the day
 TehAmelie: in my haphazard opinion
 Vinewood_OG: Mr Frodo's Opus
 BusTed: Richard Dreyfuss, IMHO
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  TXC2: we workshopped the oppion
 JKBalch: In my Hollandaise opinion
 North_Sol: thanks for coming to this workshopping workshop
 MrPipboy3000: Coach Nelly, Comedy Judge
 itsr67: lool
  LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
 jchinnock: Hall AND Oates?
 TotalHell: Imagining the Internet awash in Mr. Holland's Opus references
 Vinewood_OG: Did he also wreck their award statues?
freshmaker__: "I worked with a guy and his name was Holland Oates"
 fungal_bird: Like the guy from Office Space, wow
ArabescaDGuerra: I also have a name like a song. Its tiring
CrossXhunteR: pauper playable giant’s boulder?
 Justherefortherewards: but it doesn't count if it was the actual singer, Serge
 Aarek: that's a good boulder
 TotalHell: imho Irish gets really mad at Glenn for how he treats their son
  LRRbot: Thorin Oakenshield [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [3/2] | Trample / Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, artifacts and creatures you control have ward {1}.
 BrowneePointz: I went to high school with a Benjamin Dover, and boy am I disappointed in his parents
 BlueMechanic: There's a guy where I work called Bruce Campbell but none of my colleagues no about the famous Bruce Campbell to enjoy it as much as me
 MrPipboy3000: Having a name like Michael Bolton is fantastic Google camouflage though
markekv: well that's the game
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FitEncouragingStarlingSeemsGood-ykqXvwlFElyH8xow
   LoadingReadyRun:  My high school science teacher was Michael Jackson
Chichen: james plays a 2 mana 3/2 and puts his hand over the table for a hand shake
vinvis_: It's crazy that that is an uncommon
 Kentosaurus: @TotalHell lol
CrossXhunteR: it’s no melded moxite (maybe)
Appleguard: my rule of thumb is that if there’s an obvious joke to make about somebody’s name, I don’t make it. why be the three thousandth person to make the same joke?
 BrowneePointz: he has a mythic too
 BrowneePointz: it might be a rare
 TehAmelie: my cousin had a chemistry teacher called Albert Hofmann. true story.
 BrowneePointz: but I THINK it’s a Mythic
 HadesLeprechaun: still secondary to Gimli, though (although Thorins cards are better than Gimli)
 North_Sol: @appleguard I mean, how will we get to four thousand then?
 Justherefortherewards: BA Baracus
 raulghoulia: Hannibal Smith
Bearudite: Hannibal
 BrowneePointz: Doc?
 spurius: hannibal
 MrPipboy3000: Hannibal Smit
Omentuva: Hannibal
 MrPipboy3000: Smith
 BrowneePointz: Hannibal!
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 morgoth_bauglyr: woo
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Spritz_T: hannibal
 chuckaw1977: Mr A?
  LRRbot: Kíli the Resourceful [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/2] | Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, you may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn. / Whenever another Dwarf or Equipment you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah Hannibal
LazyGogma: In My Hannibal Opinion
 BrowneePointz: he has fili AND kili!?
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 @LRRbot: Thorin Oakenshield [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [3/2] | Trample / Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, artifacts and creatures you control have ward {1}.
@Gamehen9: Hannibal
 @LRRbot: Kíli the Resourceful [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/2] | Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, you may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you act…
 BrowneePointz: AND thorin!?
 HadesLeprechaun: nope
 Vinewood_OG: Yes, the Nightelf Mohawk from Mortal Kombat, B. A. Baraka.
 couchboyj: Jane Foster's new side kick
Appleguard: baraka is the guy from mortal kombat
 gibbousm: nope, it's just only once per turn
 BrowneePointz: James has all three princes!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: and that's the bottom line, 'cause Nelson said so
 North_Sol: Straight in to my Akiri deck
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz Spin Doctors told me there were two princes
 couchboyj: What's wrong with your mountain, bro
roastbeefsandwitch: you know, I had mused about an all-Dwarf equipment deck when I was rebuilding a deck recently. Some of the dwarves were total crap, but there were almost enough. Now I don't have to wonder: all these guys play well together.
ThanhtTheBoss: My co-worker wants to make a Dwarf deck and it looks like his dream will come true.
 MrPipboy3000: @couchboyj Its lonely ...
 maywecomein: flashback to that north 100 episode where Serge took 5 minutes to decide what to do and it was "island, go" (IIRC)
 itsr67: storied is real funky metalcraft
 HadesLeprechaun: I have had a Dwarf kindred theme deck (like every card has to have Dwarf synergy or Dwarves in the art) and this set has been SUCH a boon
Appleguard: pure steel paladin in shambles
 LithelyUnshod: @itsr67 Historic MEtalcraft
 Sorator13: No reason not to draw the card first, I think
ThanhtTheBoss: James wears cologne? Such a grown up
 itsr67: good graphic
Appleguard: historic metalcraft’s blessing
 Mr_Horrible: @itsr67 "any rock can be Historic, but 3 rocks is 3 times as Historicer"
 Julian_Rogue: That was a cute effect. Thanks paul 
 North_Sol: James gains attribute [[Storied]]
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's a real page Turner
 BrowneePointz: Serge is like “He’s living my dream”
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, shoutouts to Paul for that little graphic. Always a great part of any PPR
 itsr67: alright this has probably been answered, how does a legendary artifact creature count for storied
 maywecomein: @Jon_CoffeeRobot chef's kiss
 itsr67: its 1, right?
 North_Sol: agreed. Thanks Paul!
 Sorator13: @itsr67 It's 1, yeah
 gibbousm: surprise puppies
 Mr_Horrible: just 1 yeah
  TXC2: nah nah nah nah nah nah Flash Dog!
 Alyssa_Swift: Looong Looong Dooooooog
 TehAmelie: it's the reverse Jimothy
 Justherefortherewards: @Alyssa_Swift about to type this, no original thoughts
  LRRbot: Nori, Teller of Tales [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/2] | Whenever Nori attacks, target attacking creature gains first strike until end of turn.
 Mr_Horrible: it's basically a "does it have any one of these 3 properties? Then it counts"
  RayFK: Brother you PLACED a dog in front of a train
 FauksStarling: Serge just threw a dog in front of a sword! Get him!
letsbelgo: you threw him in the way serge
 MrSarkhan: somewhere Cam is cheering
ThanhtTheBoss: 'reverse' Jimothy, I.... yes?
Chenderle: did that dog walk on its hind legs in the book? or is that artistic license?
 BrowneePointz: I mean Thorin gets his comeuppance
Jon_CoffeeRobot: insurance scam dog
niccus: james acted in self defense
 Manae: James just having an entire unexpected party in his deck
  TXC2: "he killed a dog!" said the man who bred the dog to die.
  LRRbot: Thorin, Mountain-king [3R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [3/4] | Trample / When Thorin enters, attach any number of target Equipment you control to target creature you control. When one or more Equipment become attached to that creature this way, that creature deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature.
roastbeefsandwitch: Yeah, Beorn's chapter in the book is a bit weird. Including those dogs, part of the "livestock that does chores and acts like servants" bits.
 chuckaw1977: He could have not blocked
Appleguard: now I want to see a raccoon with an unusually long spine
 FauksStarling: That's a weird lookin Goblin, Serge.
yargle: 
 MerlinZero: ok Thorin and Cloud... are going to break everything.
 itsr67: thats a rad equipment card
 itsr67: dang
 Mr_Horrible: "We gave Thorin a gun" 
 tdapenguin: @Chenderle There were dogs that could do that in the book (beorn's section)
Jon_CoffeeRobot: insta-punch on equip is nuts
 zeathean: did they have ward 1?
 BrowneePointz: dwarf on dwarf violence
 North_Sol: That’s some sort of weird bearded goblin, fret not!
sunnydfangirl: that's pretty neat
yargle: poor James got Yager'd
Jon_CoffeeRobot: nah, Thorin went in the bin last combat
 Mr_Horrible: he's a very funny flametongue kavu
 Mr_Horrible: also extremely good with Colossus Hammer
  TXC2: isn't loong racoon just red panda?
ArabescaDGuerra: "Adam he's killing me Adam"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahahaha
 BrowneePointz: give that man a Hammer
Appleguard: hilarious with the hammer
Jon_CoffeeRobot: again
 TehAmelie: @MerlinZero just like they do on AO3
ThanhtTheBoss: Serge is way too smart. It's like judge level knowledge
Chenderle: @tdapenguin gotcha, I thought they just used their mouths
Bearudite: wow he got celebrated
 Justherefortherewards: did James recruit
Dandyfloss: "go, do a crime"
sunnydfangirl: prerelease gaming
 Justherefortherewards: ope Nelson is speedier
  TXC2: "be Dwarf, do crime"
 Sorator13: thanks judge-dad Nelly!
 unowngnome: Flavor win using that card on Thorin.
Dandyfloss: @TXC2 "be dwarf, do mine"
  TXC2: Dandyfloss Yes!
 tdapenguin: @Chenderle Tbf, I don't remember the text. I just remember imagining them on hindlegs
 WrightJustice: Celebrate the mountain-king by kidnapping him
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
ThanhtTheBoss: @Dandyfloss I need to play more Deep Rock Galactic so I can say this.
@sunnydfangirl: huge hit waow
 @LRRbot: Nori, Teller of Tales [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/2] | Whenever Nori attacks, target attacking creature gains first strike until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Thorin, Mountain-king [3R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [3/4] | Trample / When Thorin enters, attach any number of target Equipment you control to target creature you control. When one or more …
@DarkMorford: Wow, I can't believe James would do that
@Smurfomancer: Thorin picks up the colossus hammer......
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
 HadesLeprechaun: @Mr_Horrible would be amazing if it was any target and go face, as it is this'll just be able to kill their best creature
 North_Sol: dwarves and mines, never an unhappy ending
 Diabore: plate mail does not make the goblin more durable
 Diabore: notably
  TXC2: North_Sol laughs in Balrog
 BrowneePointz: that’s an evil awoo
sunnydfangirl: grizzly bear wolf
 WrightJustice: Goblin confused on how to use the mail
 Mr_Horrible: @HadesLeprechaun yeah, I'll definitely settle for "nugg your best creature and possibly only blocker"
 Alyssa_Swift: Torbran?
 North_Sol: @txc2 no solicitors! 
 Diabore: torbran
 ignitionpoint: torbran
 HadesLeprechaun: Torbran
LazyGogma: Toralf is the Kaldheim one
ArabescaDGuerra: Torbran mentioned!
 Kentosaurus: hot dwarf summer
 ignitionpoint: toralf is a god from kaldheim
 Diabore: toralf is a magic player
 BrowneePointz: Magda stonks are up
 TehAmelie: hmm a Cloud-Thorin based deck could be called Clorin. and boy would it clean up.
 itsr67: I'll take hot torbran summer
   LoadingReadyRun: I like that Celebrate the mountain-king just exiles a creature to eternal spa days
macbody2: Toffel!
 BrowneePointz: Toralf is also a god on Kaldheim
sunnydfangirl: shoutout Toffel omg
hallkomp: Toralf is the thoor guy from kaldheim
EvilBadman: Short king summer
 ignitionpoint: he’s a god from kaldheim
 Diabore: !card toralf
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Toralf's Disciple; Toralf, God of Fury; Toralf's Hammer
  TXC2: !card toralf
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Toralf's Disciple; Toralf, God of Fury; Toralf's Hammer
  LRRbot: Dáin's Company [RW] | Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/2] | This creature has lifelink as long as you control another Dwarf. / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Dwarf or Equipment card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
roastbeefsandwitch: Toralf, a Fine Hound
 bytecaster: So many rare dwarfs
wulfram77: Toralf is Kaldheim Thor
Chenderle: oooh
 saljik007: To be fair toffle is not very tall
PowrOfFriendship_: Thoralf is the guy, Toralf is the God
AleisAlpto: Baruk KAZAD!
 OldUncleDan: Speaking of that event.  Jund Cosmogoyf is such a fun deck!
macbody2: Also human Thoralf is .... not that high.
 Mr_Horrible: the deck name speaks for itself
 bigger_frog: Now I just want Thoralf on an LRR video. He's a gem
 Diabore: am serge making dwarf's in canlander?
 North_Sol: @aleisalpto That takes me back 
 saljik007: But a very great guy having met him in Berlin
 BrowneePointz: James should’ve named the deck Diggy Diggy Hole
EvilBadman: James not naming his deck "Diggy Diggy Hole" is a sadness
 saljik007: @bigger_frog Just submit the deck next time they are asking for decks
 Diabore: @BrowneePointz rock and stone also acceptable
Appleguard: graham and Kathleen did appear in a video with the card market guys
ArabescaDGuerra: So platemail does not buff toughness but a shortsword does?
 saljik007: @EvilBadman Diggy diggy deck is better
Jon_CoffeeRobot: goblins only know attack
 Sorator13: I'm enjoying the flavor implications of the Goblin Plate Mail not giving toughness & the Dwarven Shortsword giving more toughness than power
  Pharmacistjudge: I gave one of the card market guys some goo
  LRRbot: Smaug the Magnificent [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Smaug attacks, he deals damage equal to the number of Treasures you control to any target. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Treasure token.
 Diabore: oh the mythic smaug
 itsr67: smog
 North_Sol: that frame is so good!
 Kentosaurus: turbo smaug
 Mr_Horrible: @Diabore "There's more than 7 of them in here"
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's for *fashion*
sunnydfangirl: after all, why shouldnt I?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: after all, why. why shouldn't I
 Mr_Horrible: Scary Bilbo Cameo
generalnuk: it would be 2 damae
 LadyAtarka: Serge, if that card goes missing.... It wasn't me
 MrPipboy3000: Goblin Platemail is like an evening gown, it cuts a stunning figure, but its not practical for daily use, and its backless
generalnuk: could kill life linker right
 saljik007: @LadyAtarka Dont you want book version
Appleguard: Ian holm was great in that scene
 TehAmelie: the Smaug came to me, he's my own. . .
 LadyAtarka: @saljik007 Why not both
 saljik007: @LadyAtarka Very fair
 Mr_Horrible: @LadyAtarka your shrewdly-placed agents, on the other hand...
 North_Sol: Is there a book version of that Smaug?
sunnydfangirl: the illegal lightning helix in James's deck is about to go so hard
 Diabore: @generalnuk not at the moment at least, only counts treasures
 Manae: Still that spear sitting there waiting to be equipped, too
  TXC2: MrPipboy3000 "I love your platemail" "thanks, it has pockets!"
 Diabore: @sunnydfangirl hang on let me check the bonus sheet
 TheAwkes: This Smaug murders people, and does it better every turn? Stronk.
 LadyAtarka: @Mr_Horrible shhhhhhh Don't blow their cover!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Smaug on Smaug violence!
 TehAmelie: friendly fire!
 FauksStarling: Smaug has heartburn.
RaptieFeathers: Oh yeah, by the way this set has
 Diabore: samug spews on smaug
RaptieFeathers: !card settlethe
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Settle the Wreckage; Settle the Wilds; Settle the Score
sunnydfangirl: you hate to see it
Appleguard: on a common?
 thanzo: hot smaug on Smaug action
  Pharmacistjudge: Karma'd
 Sorator13: 
 Diabore: adventure james
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 Tom_Bruise: Never trust anyone, not even yourself
yargle: Shouldn't Smaug have Protection from Smaug?
 Mr_Horrible: "Stupid dragon! Ya made me look bad!"
Swamplor: Serge didn't expect the face-eating leopard to eat HIS face!
RaptieFeathers: !card settlethewreck
  LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Geldaran: Smaug is his own worst enemy.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "Peter what is this."
 North_Sol: “What’s all this then!”
EvilBadman: 
  TXC2: yargle no, it's like when you stub your toe on your other foot
RaptieFeathers: That's back in the set y'all
 Mr_Horrible: a common Smaug is honestly an extremely funny bit
yargle: @TXC2 How do you ever do that? 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProtectiveSillyClamFloof-SXTfgvqh89R3Q10w
@abraheron: yay ppr
 @LRRbot: Dáin's Company [RW] | Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/2] | This creature has lifelink as long as you control another Dwarf. / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You ma…
@barb4rian: Waiting for the Orcrist drop
 @LRRbot: Smaug the Magnificent [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Smaug attacks, he deals damage equal to the number of Treasures you control to any target. / At the beginnin…
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  LRRbot: Misty Mountains Raider [4R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Whenever you attack, amass Goblins 2.
  TXC2: yargle Karate makes a man move in....odd ways 
 Diabore: thats a good card
 Sorator13: Almost said the name of that card correctly.
CrossXhunteR: it bothers me how prominent the wolf is in that goblin art
 Mr_Horrible: why is that Warg shaped like a dorito?
 Mr_Horrible: the Brock Lesnar of dogs
yargle: @TXC2 
 Mr_Horrible: Hextus be like:
Appleguard: good ol’ serge pronunciation
yargle: common Smaug kills mythic Smaug 
  TXC2: "aww my smog" said the 1950's Captain planet villian
Chichen: "You're already dead, but don't worry, I'm a graveyard deck"
 Mr_Horrible: Adam staunchly refuses to learn the names of any of his creatures
 LadyAtarka: Get wrecked Serge
 itsr67: 
 Diabore: sounds like serge is deceased
 Mr_Horrible: #justiceforsmaug
 North_Sol: @mr_horrible with Ygara, that warg can be a dorito
thegreatwyrdling:  !
   LoadingReadyRun: "Oh No, my Smog!" Serge 🤝Captain Planet Villain
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 Mr_Horrible: @North_Sol you know, this is a good point. I also have to imagine every creature like junk food whenever that cat's on the battlefield. Just a board full of blue heat takis
 BrowneePointz: and Thorin dies
pantau33: gg bros
 RockPusher:   
 BusTed: 
 Diabore: james got places to be
 Mr_Horrible: real slobberknocker of a match
 BrowneePointz: lore accurate!
 thanzo: 
  TXC2: the dawves beat smaug with...smaug?
Azegoroth: Smaug on smaug violence was so cool
  LRRbot: Desolation of Smaug [2RR] | Sorcery | Desolation of Smaug deals 3 damage to each non-Dragon creature. / Add four mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells.
 Mr_Horrible: no, that's the opposite of ironic, Serge
  LRRbot: An Unexpected Party // At the Door | An Unexpected Party [2WW] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2. // At the Door [X2W] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create X 2/2 red Dwarf creature tokens.
 Kentosaurus: smaug is doing  the desolating there
 Sorator13: I don't think that's ironic, Serge
 Omega00024: like rain on your desolating day
Invitare: Smaug is not being desolated
Jethrain: more dwarves! marves!
Invitare: he's doing the desolating
 Tom_Bruise: well yeah, Smaug's desolation would be pretty crummy if he desolated himself
  LRRbot: Gandalf, Goblins' Bane // Flameshape | Gandalf, Goblins' Bane [2R] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Gandalf gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent. // Flameshape [1R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Look at the top two cards of your library and exile them face down. For as long as they remain exiled, you may play them if you control a Wizard.
 Alyssa_Swift: "I still had alla theeeese"
 North_Sol: May we all have magnificent ends (not in a fatal way)
 Diabore: its 2 parts of a vivi
 shendaras: 
 dantedrago13: 
 Sorator13: good round, indeed!
sunnydfangirl: it's that fucking bird/wizard I hate
 BrowneePointz: he’s the wizard everyone loves but whose card is a war crime
 FauksStarling: Good friends with Kuja too cuz his burn and his combat damage would be doubled.
yargle: 
  TXC2: !mtghob
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 couchboyj: Being hated for being as his makers made him is very on brand for Vivi.
 Diabore: i clicked the link, i dont know if it helps but i did it
  TXC2: oooo!
sallomon33: man, I missed teh last game in thsi match, who won?
  TXC2: sallomon33 James
 Diabore: @sallomon33 james dwarfed serge
 flatluigi: bear bear bear bear
 North_Sol: Drop bear?
 Diabore: its beorn
 BrowneePointz: of course lol
 GasCityGaming: I still really want that baseball jersey
sallomon33: IT'S BEARORN
  TXC2: Ghalta my girl!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahaha, I went to ads at the funniest moment
Appleguard: dang it chipotle ad let me watch Ben
 cotillion1850: is is is it bear time!!??
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the video just froze as soon as Ben saw the card in the fridge
roastbeefsandwitch: GOOD GOD why NOW for ads
 @LRRbot: Misty Mountains Raider [4R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Whenever you attack, amass Goblins 2.
 @LRRbot: Desolation of Smaug [2RR] | Sorcery | Desolation of Smaug deals 3 damage to each non-Dragon creature. / Add four mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells.
 @LRRbot: An Unexpected Party // At the Door | An Unexpected Party [2WW] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2. // At the Door…
 @LRRbot: Gandalf, Goblins' Bane // Flameshape | Gandalf, Goblins' Bane [2R] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Gandalf gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1…
@williamedge5130: Bears!
GedankenPalast_: @roastbeefsandwitch sam 
 BusTed: 
GedankenPalast_: e
 Sorator13: @roastbeefsandwitch because it's not gameplay!
 North_Sol: There’s a lot of bears!
  Juliamon: When else would ads run?
 gibbousm: Graham being unbearable here
 RockPusher: Bear! Bear! Bear!
 BusTed: 🐻
LazyGogma: B E A R
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bear
funguslore: 
 lightfut: Bearception, yes
 GhostValv:     ~~
devih_: unbearable
sallomon33: FOREBEARS! And more!
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 Leonhart321: They're taking the Hobbits to Isenga-wait.......wrong series
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 saljik007: Bear force 5?
 IanAllenBird: mjnhikmjnh
 Sorator13: incredible
TriseAlpha: DA bearsss
phoenixfeather14: stuck in 2 minutes of ads. Guess I'll just have to rewatch it later on YouTube
 Diabore: only 60?
  TXC2: "brake in" as if Nicole wouldn't do it for the gag
 Vinewood_OG: Computer, play Bear McCreary
 Diabore: ben ulm-bear
  TXC2: Middle LRRth
 North_Sol: Oh that’s good
 KaleidoscopeMind: something about bears in my underwear 
 Sorator13: I have some concerns about that Phyrexia jersey being in Middle Earth
 TehAmelie: Beorn Ulmer was right there
sallomon33: 
 Sorator13: 
 Going_Medium: un-bear-able puns incoming
macbody2: legendary Ulmer deck techs - honestly always a highlight ...
 Strebenherz: Pffffffffffffffft
 Julian_Rogue: Now I feel bad for sending the card to G on blusky
nickipedia45: the beorn necessities
 Vinewood_OG: "Skin changer" is not a phrase I enjoy
  TXC2: nickipedia45 
  Juliamon: Julian_Rogue Counterpoint: you enabled a joke!
 flatluigi: oh my god
 North_Sol: wait no plz
 GhostValv: 
 LSRubin: Ben yes!
 thanzo: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Oh no!
 Sorator13: OH
 AngelicKnighthood: noo....
AleisAlpto: BEN NO
sallomon33: wait what the hell
 BrowneePointz: @vinewood_og he’s literally called a Skin Changer
funguslore: Wait what??
sallomon33: those aren't bears!
 Geldaran: 
 Strebenherz: Oh no
imweasel09: it that beartrays
 BraveOthello: Ben YES!
 Geldaran: @sallomon33 They are NOW!
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben destroys zendikar again with eldrazi bears
Jon_CoffeeRobot: you didn't have to do this
whitehot0107: @sallomon33 THEY ARE NOW BAYBEEEE
 FauksStarling: Ah yes. "Why-don't-they-have-any-skin"changers
 North_Sol: Leave the bears be! :sob:
n0tip: they're clearly bears
 jacey0002: Eldrazi ready to throw paws
 cotillion1850: I mean they clearly are bears
 BrowneePointz: oh, Ben chose Bear War Crimes
 Julian_Rogue: I heard that as Arson of kozilek which sounds like a great burn spell
  TXC2: Eldrazi, but with fur and THOSE ears
 countingku: Beardrazi
funguslore: Making eldrazi un-bear-able
 Vinewood_OG: @BrowneePointz Yeah and ot still makes my... skin crawl.
 KaleidoscopeMind: put the eldrazi in bear oil i guess
RaptieFeathers: !card warpingwail
  LRRbot: Warping Wail [1C] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target creature with power or toughness 1 or less. / • Counter target sorcery spell. / • Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Rhast0r: average cmc is 9 so far
 North_Sol: Jungle Book got weird after Baloo met Kozilek
freshmaker__: oof.. glaring fleshraker my beloathed
  TXC2: freshmaker__ beloathed, great word
 Julian_Rogue: @freshmaker__ Beloathed is such a great word
 BrowneePointz: that Eli Minaya Art
Jon_CoffeeRobot: bebothered and beloathed
RaptieFeathers: Warping Wail belongs in like literally every deck
 flojosch: Middle Earth more Like Middle Wastes amirite
sallomon33: @Jon_CoffeeRobot I believe you mean bearloathed
freshmaker__: haha thanks folks. I heard a friend say it once and it was genius. it's stuck ever since
 flatluigi: lmao
 TehAmelie: those bears are gonna make Treebeard mad
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 flatluigi: i do love maskwood nexus
  Pharmacistjudge: I did not hear "funky" at first
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers which shold be reason enough to get it banned 
whitehot0107: Deck should be called "Technically Bears"
 Vinewood_OG: These foils defy photography like that anti AI font 
 North_Sol: Whenever I see that Roaming Throne art, I think of the giant mecha spider from Wild WIld West
sallomon33: SURRAK NO PUNCH BEAR, NOW PUNCH IWTH BEAR
roastbeefsandwitch: Surrak (2GG) giving them haste is also scary!
 Sorator13: these slow pans to show off the cards are very cool, btw
 countingku: ugh, roaming throne with with these Beardrazi is disgusting.
  TXC2: sallomon33 easy on the caps there
@iSmartMan1: Bears!
@iSmartMan1: BEAR
@barb4rian: Bear bear bear!!!
@Smurfomancer: Am Ben am Bear?
@darkesch9502: bear force bear
@LevDev: BEAR BEAR BEAR!
@articerile: Secret Eldrazi Commander
@LevDev: Huh....well, did not saw that coming.
  @SerifinaPhnx: I should have seen that coming
@barb4rian: Those are B I G bears
@darkesch9502: the bear eternities and eldrazi occupy the blind ones
  @SerifinaPhnx: Don't you mean the bearternities?
@Smurfomancer: Look for the - Bear Eternities, those simple bear eternities, forget about your worry and your strife...
  @SerifinaPhnx: I KNEW IT
@LevDev: MASKWOOD NEXUS HYPE!
  @SerifinaPhnx: That dang nexus is EVERYWHERE
 RockPusher: All bears straight spaghettied
 Diabore: good ol up the banstalk
sallomon33: @TXC2 I know, unfortunately that's how Surrak talks
WandersWithBlender: Eldraz-beans
 Sage0fMadness: it's 2026, green is definitely up there for card draw lol
 thanzo: ursa-lamog, is this anything?
 Vinewood_OG: I mean it's a pretty good henge
AleisAlpto: Bear-ghetti Force 3
 Sorator13: @thanzo excellent
  TXC2: Green is number 2 for card draw
 Diabore: ben
 Sorator13: BEN
 KaleidoscopeMind: ben
 RealGamerCow: oh I hate the phrase "Hobbit grippers"
 BraveOthello: Ben that's illegal
 flatluigi: lmao this is wild with eldrazi
funguslore: 1 other card 
yobigdogXL: my grippers are not hobbitine
sallomon33: holy bearjeembus
 Sorator13: oh wow, that is a heck of a card
 zeathean: Bears Dancing All Night sounds like a bar somewhere
Appleguard: Ben cooked with this one
sallomon33: this card cannot stop appearing lol
 North_Sol: Fairly certain a mad scientist named Ben messed with the bears
 TehAmelie: come to think, bears are one of the original cosmic horrors. you know, with the name lost to history cause no one dared to use it
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GrathXVI: Ben and his love affair with Through the Forest Gate
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  Pharmacistjudge: Graham wave?
roastbeefsandwitch: that enchant would never have been printed before the 2020's, WotC has officially driving off a cliff with its design team
 frnknstn: That card might be playable
sallomon33: it's like Wally/Waldo, always seems to be lurking somewhere
 GredGredmansson: so what's been strong so far chat
Appleguard: elf typal and dwarf aggro
 MerlinZero: @GredGredmansson Smaug
 BrowneePointz: everything
 TotalHell: Bearker of Armies
 Diabore: makes bears!
Appleguard: I guess technically it’s elf landfall
 GredGredmansson: i'm not into this set really so i probably won't stick around but i had a few minutes
 Strebenherz: Ben this is great
SoylentDoener: thanks urza 
 public_key_reveal_party: "thanks urza" first time that has ever been said
 RealGamerCow: lol Graham
 HadesLeprechaun: This is a $1000 deck, and might need to be proxied, lol
 Sorator13: I don't really play commander, but I may have to put this together just to have on hand for the occasional opportunity
 North_Sol: Wait, is this how we beat the eldrazi
 couchboyj: How many non creatures are in the deck?  You might not be able to whiff a 14 mana G wave
 Leonhart321: Graham frothing at the mouth offscreen XD
 Sorator13: @GredGredmansson Through the Forest Gate has showed up a surprising number of times
 North_Sol: Thanks for the deck tech!
 BrowneePointz: @gredgredmansson Adam had an incredible warg deck that lost to Ben g waving lands in the elf deck twice.
 Sage0fMadness: As Richard JRRField intended
 FauksStarling: Thanks for this Ursketti deck
 thanzo: 
Dandyfloss: 
GedankenPalast_: 
 GredGredmansson: did anyone open Settle
 RealGamerCow: Forest Gate seems real strong
djmikeysaxx: no forebear's blade ben??
whitehot0107: Bears* (some conditions apply)
 Leonhart321: And yet......I could dismatle Ultima to build this
 TheMightyGerg: There needs to be a Commander Night where you all just play old Deck Techs
  TXC2: and we're back
Jon_CoffeeRobot: welcome back!
MedicCasts: Am I too late to catch some hobbiting?
 thanzo: I’m bearish on that deck
 sporkraptor: @TheMightyGerg yessssssss
sallomon33: time to see Graham in play!
 BrowneePointz: @gredgredmansson and then James’ board dwarves curved real fast against Serge on RG
  TXC2: MedicCasts you are not
 Sorator13: Hi Cori!
Appleguard: @mediccasts it’s match 3
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @MedicCasts it's only round 3 just starting, you're good!
  Pharmacistjudge: still plenty of time MedicCasts
Sanders1004: Surprised that Guardian Project wasn't in the deck tech.
 North_Sol: how many rounds today?
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz of course Serge did the nonsupported color pair
  LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 Vinewood_OG: This set needs some custom LRR Tokens
  TXC2: North_Sol this 3 of 5 I think
MedicCasts: @Pharmacistjudge  hope you're doing okay.
MedicCasts: Glad to be here with you all
 North_Sol: thanks!
  LRRbot: Rage into the Valley [2B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and lose 1 life. / Amass Goblins 2.
 chuckaw1977: So Graham...when two spaghetti monsters love each other...
  LRRbot: Fearsome Goblin Pair [2{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | When this creature dies, amass Goblins 4.
freshmaker__: the long dog just makes me think of that japanese ad with the bipedal dog.
  LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
wedge_x: ~ this smaug has gone to heaven ~
 RealGamerCow: Has the "Amass" mechanic been used much yet?
Krotash: Phyrexian Rager my beloved
  LRRbot: Burn, Burn, Tree and Fern [3R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. / II — Destroy target artifact an opponent controls. / III, IV — Add {R}.
LRRMTG_Judge: It's a Phyrexian Rager - Natedogg
 Sorator13: @RealGamerCow It showed up some in round 2, yeah
 Diabore: bofur deez
 Kentosaurus: bofur deez
 thanzo: bofur deez
GedankenPalast_: ^
 BrowneePointz: Bofur dese Dwarves
 Diabore: good work chat
 couchboyj: Bofur deez spells
 FauksStarling: I'm glad everyone got there at once
 North_Sol: Wait — an adventure and a creature? Bofur the price of one???
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie I've read that some linguists have attempted to recreate the original word. ... not that I'm going to try to say it-- I don't need to summon a cosmic horror
 Sorator13: Does Bofur go in the one-drop cube?
SandalBandit: bofur dese ponies
  LRRbot: Dáin Ironfoot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [1/4] | When Dáin enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}. When you do, attach it to target creature you control. / Whenever Dáin attacks, each equipped attacking creature gains double strike until end of turn.
sallomon33: Dmarves
 ArdCollider: ironfoot deez nuts
 Sorator13: axe
sallomon33: Dmoarves?
  LRRbot: Gollum, Riddle Master [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [3/1] | As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. / Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum. / • Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / • Draw a card.
sallomon33: I dunno lol
funguslore: @sandalbandit no
sallomon33: Rizzle Master
 North_Sol: Griddle master*
Sanders1004: Hey Graham, are any LRR cast attending the Face to Face event in Regina in September? I have a a bone to pick with Serge.
   LoadingReadyRun: Gollum, Riddle Master (who lost the riddle game)
  TXC2: reading is tech after all
Appleguard: ok, but bilbo definitely cheated
@articerile: that's beans
@LevDev: NOW the eldrazi angle makes sense...
@SilasTheLunark: Fuzzy little hobbit grippers is real cursed
@Smurfomancer: Point of order: Green is, in fact, extremely associated with drawing cards these days, esp. in commander
 @SmithKurosaki: Berenstain Secret Lair when? lol
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@pharmacistjudge: Graham wave?
@articerile: Whoops: Green Tron
@Xavbull: this deck is gross!
@atinyspacemarine: Tough ben
 @SmithKurosaki: @Smurfomancer What do you mean? Green is just Bears
  @SerifinaPhnx: I am horrified.
@LevDev: Ok... A+ for the name.
@barb4rian: Am Graham play bears?
 @LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 @LRRbot: Rage into the Valley [2B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and lose 1 life. / Amass Goblins 2.
 @LRRbot: Fearsome Goblin Pair [2{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | When this creature dies, amass Goblins 4.
 @LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life…
 @LRRbot: Burn, Burn, Tree and Fern [3R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. / II — Destroy target artifact an opponent controls. / III, IV — Add {R}.
 @LRRbot: Dáin Ironfoot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [1/4] | When Dáin enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}. When you do,…
  @SerifinaPhnx: AXE
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Riddle Master [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [3/1] | As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. / Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one …
@DanielSolis: Dain loves AXE body spray
sallomon33: yes, Graham, they can't even
  LRRbot: Great Gilded Boat [2U] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever you attack, recruit. / Crew 2
 tdapenguin: @LoadingReadyRun But oo
 RealGamerCow: A MtG player saying "Well Actually?" Never.
 Omega00024: (except, zero is even)
 Omthebox: Attack or Kroot
  LRRbot: Stone-Giant of High Pass [5RR] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 3/1 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender named Stone Boulder. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 4 damage to any target.
 Vinewood_OG: Pedantry? In a niche gaming hobby!?
macbody2: @RealGamerCow good one
 TehAmelie: cat reading a newspaper: I should gild a boat
 Julian_Rogue: I wish they'd put that in the comprhensive rules some where cuz I think theres a few cards that contradict each other on weather 0 is even or not.
 tdapenguin: *But on a not really riddle
sallomon33: @Appleguard he had plot armor, what can you do 
 flatluigi: i think stone boulder was at aew all in
  TXC2: in every way that matters, mathmatically, Zero is even
 RealGamerCow: Bigger than Before
Gorithis: Dain Ironfeet
sallomon33: a BIT more chunky
 North_Sol: Stone-Giant of High Pass keeps putting up walls, breakthroughs impossible in therapy
Appleguard: what are the ways in which zero isn’t even
  LRRbot: Goblin-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Goblin or Orc you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Vinewood_OG: Won'tt
 BrowneePointz: who up Goblin’ they Town
sallomon33: @Appleguard I can't even tell you
Jon_CoffeeRobot: (Cori has set off the music in my head)
 couchboyj: Ho ho my lad, you go my lad
 Vinewood_OG: Won't you take me to....
  LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
 RockPusher:  
 ContingentCat: I think the zero not being even argument is mostly that you can't divide it by 2
 munocard: John Phillip Sousa is canonical to Middle Earth
Bruceski: @TXC2 I am reminded of a comment on another mathematical "debate" "look, you can have 1 be prime, or you can have unique prime factorization, and one of those is a LOT more useful."
 OldUncleDan: The only time that zero wasn't even was back in the time when the concept of zero didn't exist in minds of humanity.
ArabescaDGuerra: Also John Philips Sousa it turns out
 spethycakes: I wouldn't wish Sousa on Middle Earth
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
Appleguard: but you can?  0/2 = 0
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meddlingmage_: sick UI as always
 BrowneePointz: oh no, does he have the sick nasty Smaug
  TXC2: Bruceski exactly
8000power: @Julian_Rogue 0 is even. In math, 0 being even is actually used to test if a definition of even is sound or not.
 tdapenguin: @Appleguard I am not mathematically-trained enough to answer. But I think it has to do with the nothingness of 0 compared to the somethingness of proper even numbers
GedankenPalast_: hehe, non-creature smell
  LRRbot: The Lonely Mountain | Land — Mountain | This land enters tapped unless you control an Equipment. / {4}{R}, {T}: Create a 2/2 red Dwarf creature token. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Equipment you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
   LoadingReadyRun:  clearly we need a Vuvuzela Bothersome Noisemaker alter
 TehAmelie: the phrase "noncreature smell" has some threatening aura
LRRMTG_Judge: I don't know of any instances where zero is considered odd in Magic. (Or tbh in maths, but I've been out of that game for a hot second.) - Squirrel
Orktopus: The lonely mountain is so pretty
  LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
8000power: @tdapenguin 0 = 2*0, 0 is an integer. Therefor 0 is just simply even, by every valid definition.
 tdapenguin: @8000power I didn't know that! That's cool
   LoadingReadyRun: The lonely mountain makes me think on the Lava Pixar short 
liquidarity: there's even reminder text on at least one card bout 0 being an even number
 tdapenguin: @8000power Thanks
 BrowneePointz: they’re all normal animals
 BrowneePointz: just like regular mundane animals
Azegoroth: And Ordinary bear is not?
 feelingfroggo: I think they're colorless specifically because of Radgast
8000power: @tdapenguin There's a great video from numberphile on the topic, "Is Zero even?" that goes a little more in depth
 couchboyj: Beloved prog rock band, Thrush, and their hit, Tom Bombadil
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz Long Dog is anything but mandane!
 tdapenguin: @8000power Bookmarked
  LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.
SafeTScissors: Not many artifact creatures in the hobbit, so the colorless creatures are taking that spot for limited  id imagine
 BrowneePointz: @LoadingReadyRun correct Paul, they are Dog Wolfhound 
 flatluigi: and graham loses a life
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 TheBattleOfHastings: 64 months! That's a short time to a hobbit.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TheBattleOfHastings! (Today's storm count: 91)
 James_the_Dabbler: Eat these goblins? more like goblin these *perishes*
 @LRRbot: Great Gilded Boat [2U] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever you attack, recruit. / Crew 2
 @LRRbot: Stone-Giant of High Pass [5RR] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 3/1 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender named Stone Boulder. / {2}{R}, Sa…
@eddiesauce9492: shoot, did I miss the deck tech?
@barb4rian: @eddiesauce9492 Sadly, yes
 @LRRbot: Goblin-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Goblin or Orc you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
@Smurfomancer: Yes, there are in fact giants in the hobbit, and no, they appear nowhere else in the works of middle earth
 @LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
@eddiesauce9492: poop. what timestamp would you assume it was at?
@wporeilly: Perfect viewing in preparation for next week thanks all :hands-yellow-heart-red:
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
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@Jina_Mahavira: Eddie, it started 16 minutes ago
@LevDev: So two goblins in a chainmail.
 @LRRbot: The Lonely Mountain | Land — Mountain | This land enters tapped unless you control an Equipment. / {4}{R}, {T}: Create a 2/2 red Dwarf creature token. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each…
@barb4rian: @eddiesauce9492 about 15 minutes ago. Looks like...just before hour 3.
@eddiesauce9492: thank you!
@nuramoon5257: I am watching this with a delay. Did you guys point out that Surge missed lethal when he had an option to equip his Wooden Elves with Goblin Plate Mail that gives Menace?
 @LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
@Smurfomancer: I am ashamed to say that I was briefly surprised by the lonely mountain being subtype Mountain, thinking it was something new like Cave.....no, that's just basic type mountain.
 @LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Tr…
@brownk31th46: @nuramoon no, pointing out lethal in a casual stream isn't really the vibe. if they miss it, they miss it
 Dalrint: Who's the judge when the judge is playing? Serge?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Lobelia holds the oddest dinner parties.
 flatluigi: serge is the other judge tonight yes
 North_Sol: Judgebot 5000, the Doombringer
LRRMTG_Judge: Serge is currently the on-site judge, yes - BlackRRose
   LoadingReadyRun: Should The Sackville-Bagginses be creature type "Halfling Citizen Villain"?
 Julian_Rogue: huh weird. I could've sworn I remembered seeing a card that said 0 was odd. or maybe it was a card that just never speicified if 0 was even or odd
  LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token. // Silvan Rally [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill four cards, then put up to two land cards from among them into your hand.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun I don't care for the "Villain" creature type.
liquidarity: @Julian_Rogue Mutinous Massacre specifies that zero is even in the reminder text
Mercurial_Ouroboros: atercop, actercop won't you stop?
 NapalmSideburns: Graham, I like your dapper outfit
  LRRbot: Desert Were-Worm [4RR] | Creature — Dragon Wurm [0/5] | This creature gets +2/+0 for each Mountain you control. / Whenever you attack with creatures with total power 12 or greater for the first time each turn, untap all attacking creatures. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
 FauksStarling: There worm
TriseAlpha: Worm Man!
 couchboyj: Villain and Hero in magic seem to be reserved for super-hero type heroes and villains only in magic.
 flatluigi: *untap* all attacking creatures and get a second combat, even better
  TXC2: notably the wurm does not need to attack for the extra combat
   LoadingReadyRun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth that's fair. it is making a rather strong value judgement
Bruceski: I appreciate the return of "--Expression meaning"
 kumatsu: There Wurm, there Desert
liquidarity: Shai Hulud has entered the battlefield
 OldUncleDan: Question:  Could having enough creatures with vigilance make that potentially infinite?
WandersWithBlender: @OldUncleDan "for the first time" so no
  TXC2: OldUncleDan no, "for the first time"
 OldUncleDan: "First time"  just answered my own question.
LRRMTG_Judge: @OldUncleDan Abilitiy only happens once per turn, thankfully - Ku
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 OldUncleDan: Thanks all.
  TXC2: boros is not allowed to go infinate with the combate steps, that's blue's job 
CobaltShuriken: waist? snatched.
 kumatsu: the Tasigur Special
TriseAlpha: It un-weres into its Day form
TriseAlpha: Pink pony club?
TriseAlpha: Or RW pony club?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Bruceski a classic flavor text format.  I hope the use it in Zhalfir again.
 TheMightyGerg: Don't Think, I know what you're speaking
@trise2033: going to the pony club?
 @LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you contro…
@nuramoon5257: Well... If they are trying to show all people how to play with these new cards properely, then I think it has it's place. Especially with so many judges watching.
@Revolver_Rossalot: the Hobbit is famously about refusing to engage with adventure
@nuramoon5257: I was partly asking to know if I didn't miss something since noone pointed it out.
 @LRRbot: Desert Were-Worm [4RR] | Creature — Dragon Wurm [0/5] | This creature gets +2/+0 for each Mountain you control. / Whenever you attack with creatures with total power 12 or greater for the first time …
@Smurfomancer: If you're not missing lethal at least once a turn, are you even really playing magic? :D
@brownk31th46: during the introductory judge video they specifically say that this is the players' first time seeing a lot of these cards, and mistakes will happen and that's okay.
@nuramoon5257: I am not saying it was bad that he missed it. I am saying it was bad that noone told him (us) he did.
 @LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
 @SmithKurosaki: @Smurfomancer Hey welcome in. Just a reminder they're playing relaxed rules. If you have rulings questions, there are judges in chat, but trying to correct plays is not the vibe here
@brownk31th46: it's really not though
  @SerifinaPhnx: This isn't a competitive event. This is a fun, relaxed thing to show off the cards and have a good time.
@brownk31th46: I think mod may have tagged the wrong person?
 @SmithKurosaki: No?
@nuramoon5257: Yes. They wanted to tag me. You guys are missing the point. I am relaxed as hell and I still insist that it is better for people watching to know what cards actually do and if they understand them.
 NapalmSideburns: @TheMightyGerg and I don't need a reason
   LoadingReadyRun: "Holy Bat Cloud!" "No, that's just a regular cloud"
 Sorator13: good catch, G!
  LRRbot: Gnashing of Teeth [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Creatures target player controls get −1/−1 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: That's a really hard gnash
 Omega00024: which member?
 djalternative: dat member
Appleguard: what is the design on graham’s sleeves
 TheNerdWonder: Sometimes I wonder if Robin's a cleric. Always declaring things as Holy
 OldUncleDan: I beleive they are called squares.
 OldUncleDan: Or a grid.
 TheMightyGerg: Hobbit hole searches up a whole hobbit!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I was also looking at his shirt sleeves, I think they mean the deck 
 Julian_Rogue: @Appleguard I want to say they're the dragon shield shock land arts for black green but i'm not 100% sure
TriseAlpha: Does Ravening Orc really hungry or just like birds?
TriseAlpha: Warg, sorry
anactualheehaw: top deck warg
TriseAlpha: Wargs can like birds too
 Natedogg2: Warg. Warg never changes.
  TXC2: I like counting 
 OldUncleDan: I would think that Wargs would make excellent bird dogs.
 North_Sol: We didn't deserve this
 ContingentCat: I think you count G
 flatluigi: it's in standard again!
 TehAmelie: sums, it's always about sums
 Mr_Horrible:   
  Pharmacistjudge: Wizard is Anti'ing the LRR joke
  TXC2: flatluigi for THREE years 
Veshnikard: LRR is responsible for settle in standard for 3 years
TriseAlpha: Raise the Sum! Wait, wrong set..
 noSmokeFire: and torbjorn is swedish
RaptieFeathers: Settle probably isn't even good enough to see Standard play right now
mrjohoho: Is the hobbit set fully spoiled already? 
 xantos69: That is a valid strat if you are interested in winning with Lab Man.
  TXC2: mrjohoho could be
TriseAlpha: @mrjohoho Yup
nickipedia45: If you have enough token elves/recruits, it could be very good.
 BrowneePointz: I still can’t believe we got new Kaja Foglio art
SmashTCG: Swinging into combat like some sort of abused animal
mrjohoho: @TriseAlpha Thanks
Jethrain: In the deck tech and in the crack-a-pack
 Sorator13: and in Cam's crack a pack
RaptieFeathers: Monogreen just laughs at Settle and thanks you for ramping them
Appleguard: @julian_rogue mystery solved. it’s verdant catacombs
  TroyTalans: Scryfall has the full card list it looks like
   LoadingReadyRun:  if we *did* have the power to get WotC to reprint specific cards, we wouldn't waste it on Settle the Wreckage 
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers no we don't, board wipes cripple a green deck
@jamesshover5812: Me when the goblins are amassing.
 @SmithKurosaki: And we're telling you that's not. Stop trying to insist that or you can leave
@nuramoon5257: Ok...
@caucaia123456: I just realized. Graham is dressed as a Hobbit...
  @SerifinaPhnx: Again, this is the first time they have seen these cards. They understand the cards just fine. But they're human, they're having fun, and mistakes happen.
 @LRRbot: Gnashing of Teeth [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Creatures target player controls get −1/…
@chrisrice7844: @caucaia123456 What do you mean, this is just how dads dress these days.
 @SmithKurosaki: (You are correct, I tagged the wrong person though. Sorry smurf - the profile pics are a little too close on a smaller screen)
@caucaia123456: @chrisrice7844 🤣🤣
@Smurfomancer: Eh, 's chill
 @SmithKurosaki: Thanks for understanding. :)
  @SerifinaPhnx: RIP Nelson. :D
  @SerifinaPhnx: Wait, this has a reprint of Settle the Wreckage?
@brownk31th46: yuuuuuup
  @SerifinaPhnx: (fun fact I have seen literally nothing of this set)
@jaelte: Thankfully, I don't think Manamorphose in the set. ;-)
  @SerifinaPhnx: That's WILD
@NStripleseven: this set is peak
@brownk31th46: Ben had some *opinions* about it on Bluesky the other day
 kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Well now I have to ask what card you WOULD get reprinted, Paul
 BrowneePointz: Also real talk Graham, Vests suit you VERY well. May be from the costume wardrobe but ya look sharp!
RaptieFeathers: Not when they turn Mossborn into like a 64/64
Appleguard: the entire reserved list
 Julian_Rogue: @Appleguard I was close
 TheMightyGerg: Settle is in Standard again, what a time to be alive.
TriseAlpha: !card old fat spider
  LRRbot: Old Fat Spider [4GG] | Creature — Spider [6/7] | Reach / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
RaptieFeathers: Cub, Earthbend, and Ba Sing Se make Settle like... Not the best
TriseAlpha: 
Sealtest: but is he wearing shoes
   LoadingReadyRun: @kumatsu reprint Host/Augment!
  LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
 BrowneePointz: showing up looking like Ian Holm on accident
RaptieFeathers: Unironically would rather run Aetherize or Avatar's Wrath
Veshnikard: but he does own LRR so it is his shirt
 JKBalch: I just saw the going live skeet, and that is a good picture.
 Mangledpixel: the clothes just fell onto my body!
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers Earthbend is not the only thing green does, there are formats other then standard 
 RealGamerCow: That's a different set
GrathXVI: But why are you cosplaying Prof for The Hobbit, Graham?
roastbeefsandwitch: Surely there are also cosplay versions of Hobbit Feet. Shoes that don't look like shoes.
  Juliamon: Paul was justifiably proud of the Host/Augment overlay
 RockPusher: People's expectations are skewed by the existence of Ian 
RaptieFeathers: @txc2 I specifically mentioned Standard though
TriseAlpha: Swamp Thing does happen in Swamp... Just not this one
Appleguard: there are other formats, but settle getting reprinted matters specifically for standard
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers ah ok
 djalternative: nelson's swamp is on fire
 Julian_Rogue: oh hey is the card reading extension on? or is it not sincer these are new cards?
 TehAmelie: the card reader doesn't like too much dark
 BrowneePointz: I heard Trooper Ponies and I imagined Horses playing Iron Maiden
 ContingentCat: @roastbeefsandwitch there are, I've heard they're really uncomfortable so G is making a good call not
  LRRbot: Chief Warg's Company [1BG] | Creature — Wolf [5/3] | Trample / This creature can't attack unless you control two or more other Wolves. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
 BrowneePointz: this card is DUMB
 iconicshadow89: wait nelly didnt make a completely different second deck with a transformative sideboard oh my
TriseAlpha: It definitely works
 Diabore: another biter blossom
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Julian_Rogue many of the cards aren't in the db yet as the set isn't fully out
yargle: Wolfblossom
sallomon33: oof, on curve
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers I meant board wipes broadly are bad for green
 BrowneePointz: Biter Blossom
Hadouken_lol_catz: what a cool card
Appleguard: I like biter blossom
yargle: @BrowneePointz good one!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon I also just think it is a fun mechanic. I'd argue Host/Augment could be themed to work in a non-un set and would work better then meld
Clicklesly: Oh, can also block whenever
TriseAlpha: Carnivorous Plant = "biter blossom"?
SoylentDoener: bilbo, that is just murder, what are you doing? 
 Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun would be fun in kamigawa with the cyberpunk vibe
 BrowneePointz: Sylvester McCoy!
 RockPusher: "Powerful Sousaphony"
  LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
CrossXhunteR: the brown?
yargle: LoadingReadyRagagast
TriseAlpha: Rhombus
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Old Thrush threat at any time
sallomon33: radagestobel
RaptieFeathers: Like... Cub, Stormchaser's Talent, Stock Up, and Accumulated all need to banned real bad
 North_Sol: and the birds and the bees
ParryThat: Was Radagast in the LotR set?
  LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.
 BrowneePointz: Sylvester McCoy said is “Ross-guh-bell” in the Movie
 BrowneePointz: it*
 North_Sol: @ParryThat yep!
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TriseAlpha: Can you take the rhombus to rhosgobel?
Appleguard: the animals are basically HOB’s version of big skits
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers and Jeskie rev, 'cause that's what would take over
ParryThat: @North_Sol Cheers for confirming 👍
Voidhawk42: The Sackville-Baginses out here pawning entire armies on ebay
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Chichen: PAYS FOR ITSELF
 flatluigi: grats on your free wood elves
RaptieFeathers: @txc2 Rev needs Stock Up to be consistent, and there's enough counterplay available with Black to help
  TXC2: like Golos in brawl 
sallomon33: this is an old card, so they didn't realise it's supposed to be tapped yet lol
 BrowneePointz: mostly cuz “These are Rhosgobel Rabbits. I’d like to see them try.” is a vocal stim of mine
  LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in addition to its other types and gains "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
  LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
@Smurfomancer: See, now *this* is where I'm the villain...I actually really like Settle, very excited to see it back. Control life.
@jaelte: I wish I could control (my) life... ;-)
  @SerifinaPhnx: Down with the control players. :p
 @SmithKurosaki: @SerifinaPhnx Yea, but have you ever gotten someone to make a control deck in anger? Because that's hilarious
 @LRRbot: Chief Warg's Company [1BG] | Creature — Wolf [5/3] | Trample / This creature can't attack unless you control two or more other Wolves. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creat…
@barb4rian: That card is so messed up
  @SerifinaPhnx: @SmithKurosaki In anger, no... but I was regularly playing someone using my Feather deck and he ended up going control to stop my win streak against him.
 @LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
 @LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Tr…
 @SmithKurosaki: Yea, I've annoyed people enough with my Theros Simic Constellation deck twice that they made a pure blue counter deck
 @LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 @LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in ad…
 @LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
sallomon33: or that it's supposed to be a basic Forest, for that matter
 North_Sol: Owner turned into a bear and kicked us out of the bed & breakfast. 4/5 stars.
 JKBalch: Bill the Pony made it home safely, so can these ponies
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   LoadingReadyRun: "Awww. I should have eaten a Pony"
 ArchRequiemD: @JKBalch I am so sorry to be the one to inform you
  LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
RaptieFeathers: What's also funny about Settle is that we have like, several different three-mana wrath effects in Standard and they barely see play because they're too slow
 RockPusher:    escher3BEE'
 Sage0fMadness: not the beees
 TehAmelie: @LoadingReadyRun what out dog thought after meeting a pony
  Pharmacistjudge: settle is one sided
 RockPusher:   
 BraveOthello: Yes the bees!
yargle: 
 BrowneePointz: and instant
  Pharmacistjudge: that bee is Fierce
  LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 TheMightyGerg: That bee is just so cute, and I don't even LIKE bees!
  TXC2: Pharmacistjudge  so's spilt the party if you do it right
 North_Sol: Settle doesn't need to be good though, it needs an opportunity to inflict permanent mental damage
TriseAlpha: Serge teaching us about the bears and the bees
yargle: Little Bear giving a high five
 BrowneePointz: combos with Vannifat and Splinter Twin
  Feriority: Little bear is bigger than a regular bear?
Appleguard: “important bear meetings”
 BrowneePointz: Vannifar*
 TheMightyGerg: @yargle to the FACE
 noSmokeFire: one does not simply walk into more dwarves
  LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.
yargle: @TheMightyGerg 
 flatluigi: @Feriority no, an ordinary bear is a 4/5
SafeTScissors: Crazy to think that Little Bear was a 2/2
yargle: putting the sac in Sackville
   LoadingReadyRun: Great Fierce Bee: https://i.redd.it/geligeqhdiod1.png
TriseAlpha: @Feriority The name is ironic. He's actually very big.
  Pharmacistjudge: !card bear cub
  LRRbot: Bear Cub [1G] | Creature — Bear [2/2]
 BusTed: those dastardly sackville-bagginses
sallomon33: lots of sacks and bags
 StreetRach: 
RaptieFeathers: @north_sol I think we've already been traumatized by everything else so far haha
  Feriority: @flatluigi I thought that was large bear
 BrowneePointz: MaRo is on the record saying he doesn’t like bears being 2/2 cuz they feel too small
 Vinewood_OG: But what about Second Bagginsesesss
 RockPusher:   
 TheMightyGerg: @BusTed Big "Nyeh-heh-heh" energy
 Aarek: 
 BrowneePointz: large bear is a 5/5
 flatluigi: @Feriority large bear is a 5/5!
 North_Sol: @RaptieFeathers 
sallomon33: wait, they COST 2? What the hell, I just realised
 BrowneePointz: and gigantic big bear is a 10/7
RaptieFeathers: Wow it's been almost a decade since Settle
 Julian_Rogue: and Bear-lamog is a 10/10
  LRRbot: Gnashing of Teeth [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Creatures target player controls get −1/−1 until end of turn.
Appleguard: 2/2 bears made more sense in alpha, when a giant was a 3/3
TriseAlpha: But what does Goldilocks cost?
 Alyssa_Swift: None cards on left side
  Feriority: All these different stats are unbearable
  TXC2: RaptieFeathers  yeap, we had almost healed 
sallomon33: @Alyssa_Swift why do you of bear in when oven bear forest out
 Julian_Rogue: is left odd or even chat?
niccus: such is bear inflation
 flatluigi: for more information, google bear inflation
Appleguard: do not google bear inflation
  LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, amass Goblins X, where X is that excess damage.
sallomon33: don't google 'bear inflation' kids
 Sorator13: I think a bear is more tough than powerful
Invitare: I would call an Elephant a 5/5
dagoth__ur_: are we talking furry bears go gay bears
dagoth__ur_: or
northos: @dagoth__ur_ yes
 Jigokuro: Bears are quite durable, I'd same more than they are aggressive.
   LoadingReadyRun: Serge "Aggressive Booty" Yager
TriseAlpha: We massing gobbos, boys!
 Greendrag13: @dagoth__ur_ Both?  
 Alyssa_Swift: Ah yes, the Sac-ville Bagginses
RaptieFeathers: Oh my god when Settle rotated out we got Throne of Eldraine D:
 Sorator13: I could see a bear as a 3/5, and an elephant as a 4/5
RaptieFeathers: I'm glad I wasn't playing Standard then
whitehot0107: two triggers imo
LRRMTG_Judge: Two scries - Natedogg
  TXC2: dagoth__ur_  1) that is a near circle 2) we talking the "shits in the woods" type
LRRMTG_Judge: It has a reflexive trigger - Natedogg
dagoth__ur_: lol
TriseAlpha: Do you mean a brown bear, a grizzly, or a kodiak?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Great Fierce Bee
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
whitehot0107: @LRRMTG_Judge Even without the reflexive trigger, it would be two, wouldn't it?
@jaelte: We've had one Wood Elves yes, but what about second Wood Elves? (we'll see)
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 @LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
@chrisrice7844: IT'S A BER!
 @LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 @LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Tr…
@flymaneternal1333: nelson needs to lose one life for the sacing right?
@flymaneternal1333: oh only tokens
@jaelte: Just tok... yeah.
 @LRRbot: Gnashing of Teeth [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Creatures target player controls get −1/…
 @LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another ta…
@Iam3DHomer: I think Little Bear should have been 2 mana not 3
LRRMTG_Judge: Graham is right
LRRMTG_Judge: @whitehot0107 Yes it would. One would die when you sacrifice it. The other won't die until we check state-based action are checked after the trigger is done resolving - Natedogg
whitehot0107: @LRRMTG_Judge Thankis  training to join the judge program!
 BrowneePointz: Mirkwood’s Perfect Bee in Apartment 23
 BusTed: bee equipped with sting is very good
   LoadingReadyRun: "Where are all the bees in Murkwood?" "It only takes one"
  TXC2: give it sting? what it gonna do with an 80's Bass guitarist ?
TriseAlpha: Great Fierce Bee is too cute
 North_Sol: Pardon
LRRMTG_Judge: Having now figured out what the bee says, I agree with Natedogg! One sacrifice on Bolg's ETB puts a bee trigger and Bolg's reflexive trigger on the stack. Then the target takes damage and (as a result) dies, which is another bee trigger. - Squirrel
yargle: @TXC2 or the WCW Champion
 Julian_Rogue: lotta flashy things this set i'm noticing
 BraveOthello: "stupid sexy Radagast" said no one ever
dagoth__ur_: deck thin
 Diabore: land has a lot of value, a counter and anomating the enchantment
 Diabore: animating*
   LoadingReadyRun: @BraveOthello no longer true!
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Sexy I still can’t believe they Yassified The Gaffer
  LRRbot: Smaug, Wicked Worm [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / When Smaug enters, create X tapped Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control. / Whenever you cast a spell, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
LRRMTG_Judge: (Worth noting that even without a reflexive trigger you still get two separate scries, because the creatures still wouldn't die at the same time. One during the ETB trigger resolution and the second after state-based actions. - Squirrel)
TriseAlpha: We playing Magic or Real Estate?
 TehAmelie: "land is valuable cause they don't make it anymore"
ChillSwan: 13
Sealtest: 0
fsforwardsound: 100
 Diabore: 0
Chichen: 0
whitehot0107: 7
CobaltShuriken: 0
TriforceDrummer: 20
anactualheehaw: 23
 spethycakes: 0
 flatluigi: 0
funguslore: 10
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 0
 GhostValv: 0
GedankenPalast_: 0
 FauksStarling: -30
Camail: 0
 Sorator13: 3.1415926
5_color_bad_stuff: -2
Fantusta: Currently? Just 1.
 BrowneePointz: -40
 Aarek: 50
JoanneG110: 55
DragaFireHawk: 86
  TXC2 sighs in mod
 LSRubin: 420
thegreatwyrdling: 67
 flatluigi: -10000 i'm in massive debt
 ContingentCat: 0
 Omthebox: - 15 billion
 Omega00024: It's 2026, who can afford to own artifacts?
  Feriority: I have two food tokens but I'm eating one now so I guess just 1
funguslore: 69
fanofmosteverything9: Just got here. And back again.
 AugmentingPath: i thought we were friends...
 BeefcakeEmperor: controlling artifacts in this economy??
TriseAlpha: Just the one I'm watching on
 ELD_Winterlight: I have a wristwatch, that counts as 1
glitched_goddess: *sweats in archaeologist*
 itira: @TXC2 XD
 TheMightyGerg: I control i numbers of artifacts.
Jturbobanana: Negative numbers mean gift a fish
missa_hancock: is this round 3 or round 4?
 Alyssa_Swift: well, let's see. I have my laptop, my phone, my Switch, my 3DS, my car...
 Going_Medium: We are not your opponent, you aren't Adam.
fanofmosteverything9: Also, e^iπ+1
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But now we know to always treat Nelly as an opponent.
 MrSarkhan: So many
 frnknstn: @glitched_goddess lol
solipsistic_squirrel: 1, but it's a torpor orb
  TXC2: missa_hancock round 3, says so in the bottom left corner there
freshmaker__: me when I'm at the PPR and I get to open a collector booster: "they pay me in wicked woims"
 LSRubin: i have a bagel and schmear, which counts now, thanks Spider-Man! 
Appleguard: oh wow, they did yassify the gaffer
missa_hancock: @txc2 thanks, just thought we’d already had 3 matches. appreciate it 
RaptieFeathers: I guess maybe the best thing about current Standard is that it's the most affordable in a loooooooong time if you're building meta deck, and that's not even accounting for inflation
TriseAlpha: Gaffer has always been the sass master
  LRRbot: Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! | Great Ugly-Looking Goblin [5B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. // Clap! Snap! [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Amass Goblins 2.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I control The Lost Black Emerald of Khanametun, and it whispers only to me...
  LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in addition to its other types and gains "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
fanofmosteverything9: These are simultaneously the best and worst card names in the game.
yargle: maybe they are a handsome goblin to other goblins
glitched_goddess: Ride the Bearpuff
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh no we can see it.
 Diabore: uh oh
 Tom_Bruise: Thanks for the adventure, Gulg
  TXC2: who decided this goblin is ugly looking, like enough that it's a notable description ?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh no.
 TheMightyGerg: @TXC2 Bilbo
fanofmosteverything9: @TXC2 Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien himself.
TriseAlpha: Clap! Snap! Whip crack!
solipsistic_squirrel: @TXC2 Bilbo is super rude to lie every creature in middle earth
 Sorator13: That is, indeed, not the same think 
 Diabore: does not
TriforceDrummer: Pretty sure it doesn't work the way you want it to
  LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.
 Alyssa_Swift: Bilbo, Professional Hater
 LSRubin: @TXC2 a lot of opinions in this set's card names... ugly-looking goblin, nasty rabbit, decrepit old bird, old fat spider...
 Vinewood_OG: Denis Leary intensifies.
 TheMightyGerg: If I recall correctly, all of the names here are descriptors by Bilbo in the second person.
 BusTed: I don't think he knows about second Sackville-Bagginses
Chichen: ye state based
SafeTScissors: The ol sackey sack
  TXC2: thanks chat
LRRMTG_Judge: State-based actions are checked before the trigger goes on the stack. But you could keep the original and get rid of the second one, then sacrifice the original to the second's trigger - Natedogg
@godsanta7529: graham looking quite dapper
@DewMan001: goooo BIRB
@DewMan001: @godsanta ikr?
@iSmartMan1: never thought I'd hear someone say "stupid sexy radagast" XD
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
 @LRRbot: Smaug, Wicked Worm [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / When Smaug enters, create X tapped Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control. / Whenever you c…
@OVER-KiLL: just in time for second breakfast
@DewMan001: hobbits; remarkably dapper
@sleepy_alice: 67 artifacts
@GamingGuy-rules: 17
@Smurfomancer: I imagine my phone counts as an artifact? So at least one....
  @SerifinaPhnx: I'm a witch. I control many artifacts.
@DewMan001: uhhh... does my phone count as an artifact? what about *cultural* artifacts?
@pharmacistjudge: we are outside a the game. we own artifacts we don't control them. so Smaug does not care.
 @LRRbot: Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! | Great Ugly-Looking Goblin [5B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. // Clap! Snap! [1B] | So…
  @SerifinaPhnx: Dangit @pharmacistjudge don't rain on poor Nelson's parade :p
@pharmacistjudge: it
 @LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in ad…
@pharmacistjudge: it's my fellow judge, i can rain on his parade on a technically anytime
@pharmacistjudge: technicality
 @LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Tr…
fanofmosteverything9: The Baggins-Sackvilles
yargle: poor bear
Chichen: nope
   LoadingReadyRun: That would be a fun UN set mechanic. "For cards referencing opponents, you may choose anyone outside the game as an opponent"
LRRMTG_Judge: @LSRubin I believe most if not all of those names actually come directly from the text of The Hobbit... so we have Tolkien to thank!
Sanders1004: Question for Serge: was it actually your birthday the day of the Secrets of Strixhaven PPR? Because it was my birthday and it would be fun.
hat_hair: Time for Bed, Little Bear
Appleguard: living out bilbo’s dream, killing the sackville-bagginses
 TehAmelie: Bilbo's narration has a lot to answer for. some say it caused tensions between the races that partially led to the war of the ring.
MorganteMaggiore: @LoadingReadyRun can i choose my own demons?
 James_the_Dabbler: That is the best crossover of all time
fanofmosteverything9: Ordinary Bear does, yeah.
 BrowneePointz: well, Stomp Clap was all sorts of indie folk, and Mumford was British, and Lumineers from New Jersey
TriseAlpha: @MorganteMaggiore Only if you control them.
Fantusta: Graham's outfit is so fire for this
 BrowneePointz: Gigantic Big Bear
 TheMightyGerg: All dance from Dark to Dawn
 FauksStarling: Bearious Versions
 Mattmitchell45: I think they partied outside of Beorns while the Dwarves slept
 HadesLeprechaun: Great Big Bushy Bears
SafeTScissors: Gigantic Big Bear is such a great name
Jethrain: Inside you there is a variety of wolves
CobaltShuriken: will Bear Force 1 feel any ramifications from this set?
 BrowneePointz: and Gigantic Big Bear is a rude card
Chichen: NASTY LITTLE RABBIT
 BrowneePointz: it’s a rare
roastbeefsandwitch: I feel like a 2/2 still IS a "bear", but the small black bear type. The brown, and especially, grizzly bears justify being 3/3 or 4/3
 BraveOthello: @HadesLeprechaun redundant?
 Greendrag13: @Jethrain uwu
TriseAlpha: Little bear, bear bear, big bear, bigger bear
Mai_Andra: Any Attercop? TomNoddy?
fanofmosteverything9: Nasty rabbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False.
 SolarBlitz1: Fantastic names in this set yeah
  TXC2: wow Bilbo is REALLY judgemental
MorganteMaggiore: a bear of a card
SafeTScissors: Gigantic, even.
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePointz: the Trolls call Bilbo one of the
 BrowneePointz: one*
 North_Sol: They fought one off with a hand grenade
fanofmosteverything9: And yes, Bearnage Tyrant.
 RockPusher:   
 TehAmelie: i'd give Gigantic Big Bear tromple
ArabescaDGuerra: @North_Sol UB Monty Python when?
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TriseAlpha: I'm still giggling at Old Fat Spider
 Kentosaurus: self sustaining rabbit is another good card name
 HadesLeprechaun: @BraveOthello This was a Hot Fuzz reference, lol (Great big bushy beards)
 BrowneePointz: The trolls call the dwarves or bilbo a Nasty Little rabbit Nelson
sallomon33: what's even funnier about Most Decrepit Old Bird is that it's an actually good card in both limited and constructed presumably so we're going to hear that name a lot more lol
 kumatsu: the Positive Feedback Rabbit
  LRRbot: Goblin-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Goblin or Orc you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
glitched_goddess: The art on nasty little rabbit is amazing
 BraveOthello: @ArabescaDGuerra We already got the secret lair
 Alyssa_Swift: "Most Decrepit Old Bird", "Old Fat Spider", "Great Ugly-Looking Goblin", this set is doing wonders for my "your mom" joke typal deck
Mai_Andra: You normally need two rabbits to be self-sustaining.
  TXC2: self sustaining, as rabbits seem to be
  LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.
 kumatsu: I was hoping Hobbit would get a Rankin/Bass SL, after we go thte Bakshi one a few years ago ;n;
TriseAlpha: !card nasty little rabbit
  LRRbot: Nasty Little Rabbit [G] | Creature — Rabbit [1/2] | Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
loufghyslaufey: Silly Hobbitses, Graham! That's not how the song goes...!!
  TXC2: !greetings
  LRRbot: Greetings, you Chipper Choppers!
fanofmosteverything9: Oh goodness, this is a gold mine for Crack-a-Pack names...
MorganteMaggiore: hey you Bilbo Bagginses
Appleguard: hey, you ravening wargs
  LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
loufghyslaufey: Thou wields a swamp....!!
 AugmentingPath: Greetings you The Sackville Bagginseses
MorganteMaggiore: legally not a bear
loufghyslaufey: Haveth Tist!
sallomon33: the hate shall consume them
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
ArabescaDGuerra: @BraveOthello Oh I didn't know about that. good lookin out
TriseAlpha: Isn't it weird the marriage of sacks and bags produced thieves?
  TXC2: "he's got a swamp!" BANG BANG "is that a monkey?"
MorganteMaggiore: a mass of how much goblins?
 OldUncleDan: The Sackville Baggins is my favorite AA MLB farm team!
fanofmosteverything9: @MorganteMaggiore One gobbogram, at the moment.
jacobwolfevoice: The Sackvilles, who are NOT a Bear…
Sealtest: a wild mouse is running rampant in the office
alma_ignismare: @MorganteMaggiore just one, but they're very fiesty
derolopercy: I'm a big fan of "Most Old Decrepit Bird"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TXC2 have we had any Mike Mignola MtG art?
whitehot0107: When Great Ugly-Looking Goblin was revealed, a friend made a joke like "Congrats on winning the pro tour and getting a card in the set!" then when "Most Decrepit Old Bird" was revealed they said "Congrats to your mother for winning the pro tour and getting a card in the set!"
 Sorator13: @whitehot0107 
  TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot not that I know of, maybe a secret lair some day?
sallomon33: @whitehot0107  
GirlPainting: How BEAR you?!
RaptieFeathers: Sackville-Bagginses has a great OF I bet
sallomon33: NO :<
MorganteMaggiore: "i'm gonna attack for 3 without horsemanship"
@DewMan001: Sackville Bagginseses? Sackville Bagginsii?
@OVER-KiLL: NOOOOOOOOOOO!🐻
@OVER-KiLL: okay i gotta look up the full set list
@DewMan001: I think I've met those bears. love you, Tom
@Smurfomancer: Sacks-Villes Bagginses...s, just to be safe
@woocls4973: radagast uses rabbits as sled dogs
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 @LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Tr…
 @LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
@DewMan001: so wait are the Sackville Bagginses like Bilbo and co
@DewMan001: I don't know lording of the rings
@DaisyRamlihDD: Distant relatives that want to steal his stuff
  @SerifinaPhnx: The Sackville-Bagginses are Bilbo's cousins, IIRC. They're greedy and jealous of the (relative) wealth of the Baggins family.
@DewMan001: oh. dickbags
   LoadingReadyRun:  The Sackville-Bagginses being mauled by wolves while Bilbo is away would have solved a lot of problems
fanofmosteverything9: I didn't even know the pinecones had unionized.
loufghyslaufey: Ew. Stop. Someone...?
Appleguard: unrelated, but I like how you can always tell a piece of art is for an invitational card because the creature wears glasses
 Micalovits: Both dwarves and hobbits are short tbf
sallomon33: The gay little pinecones
jmchap: can anyone say pushed?
 TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot we just did, lord of atlantis on the bonus sheet of marvel
 kumatsu: 15 birds, in 5 fir trees
  LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
 Sorator13: toot toot
 ShaneLeeAtk: When did the pinecones lose all their ions?
TriseAlpha: @fanofmosteverything9 Even worse, they *were* ionized
fanofmosteverything9: Fool! Goblins toot as they please!
whitehot0107: @jmchap Not without revolt being printed on the card, no
GirlPainting: is this commandeer?
loufghyslaufey: Something about Sackvilles & a platform trend from our present day...
phoenixfeather14:  
 Sorator13: @GirlPainting nope, sealed
 LiveFaust: "I contain multitoots."
Clicklesly: Interesting use of 'we' there ^^
 BrowneePointz: Aha I found it for Nelson [“Here you, are there any more of your sort a-sneakin’ in these here woods, yer nassty little rabbit”] Bert the Troll, to Bilbo
irenrose: I do want to make a deck that centers Bothersome Noisemaker and Sloppity Bilepiper
RaptieFeathers: I vote that Planar Standard allow this set, based just on how funny the names are alone 
fanofmosteverything9: @TriseAlpha I suppose pinecone plasma would explain why it exiles the creature.
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot oooh
GirlPainting: Sorator13 because of the game begins at 6 mana 
sallomon33: ooh, is it time for thranduil's adventure soon maybe?
 Diabore: all matches have been 3 games so far right?
 Sorator13: ahhh, makes sense
sallomon33: @Diabore yes
sallomon33:  
bbblehh: @RaptieFeathers Planar Standard? I don't think I've heard of that
fanofmosteverything9: Bothersome Bilepiper.dec
 Julian_Rogue: marching bad commander deck
 kumatsu: gotta get Sensation Gorger in there
 TheMightyGerg: The Warg and the Waaaagh
Jethrain: sloppity whatnow?
 MasonzeroGaming: I bought a Sloppity Bilepipe after that episode, i love it too much
whitehot0107: @Diabore 
GirlPainting: i would also put some noisemarines in for flavour reasons
  TXC2: !card sloppity
  LRRbot: Sloppity Bilepiper [3B] | Creature — Demon [3/3] | Jolly Gutpipes — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade.
Chichen: I wish Sloppity Bilepiper was legendary
 Julian_Rogue: does scryfall have a "musical instrument" tag? if not they should
RaptieFeathers: @bbblehh it's a long story to explain, but you can search it up and find info =)
jmchap: @whitehot0107 I mean it is a pushed Abrade
  TXC2: for a moment there I thought "jolly gutpipes" was the creature type 
tommyvulgar: one-time-at-bandcamp.dek
Clicklesly: @jmchap It only hits tokens
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I love these cards but the few recent "exile target creature" 1 mana black cards have replaced them all in my decks
 TehAmelie: you could have Goblin Polka Band in there too
irenrose: @tommyvulgar I already get that a lot because of a yearly band camp I go to
fanofmosteverything9: Thranduil, Landuil, Bearanduil...
LRRMTG_Judge: Your army does become summoning sick in that process as well, which is a thing to keep in mind with that line - Ku
irenrose: Rats, now I have to make that deck
RaptieFeathers: I wanna see people play this set with "you laugh you lose" rules
  TXC2: bbblehh it's basically standard with any of the universe beyond sets
jmchap: @Clicklesly I just saw that
 flatluigi: waugh
  TXC2: *without
adambomb625: @Julian_Rogue yep, art tag is "instrument"
KeytarCat: @Julian_Rogue https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Ainstrument&unique=art yeh
RaptieFeathers: @txc2 only two years of cards as well
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Soup up the sousa
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  TXC2: RaptieFeathers ah good
irenrose: @KeytarCat Thank you, will start making the deck now
Jon_CoffeeRobot: not to be confused with Thrandynamo, who generates three colourless mana on landfall
bbblehh: @TXC2 I guess that makes sense given the name LOL
sallomon33: that type of trick is surprisingly nothing special in limited, I'm not sure adding reach is enough
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fanofmosteverything9: "Reject Pomp" would also make for a great card name.
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TriseAlpha: Freddy Fastbear?
Chenderle: @TriseAlpha lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TriseAlpha I hate it but I must compliment it
sallomon33:  
 TehAmelie: Large Bear has reach?
 flatluigi: thank you cori
 ContingentCat:  
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH @ Settle thr Wreckage, yall joked about it for the last 12 sets and manifested it into standard huh
 @LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
@Smurfomancer: Some level of cousin, certainly. The hobbit family trees get quite complicated.
@el_zinga: Magic missile? More like Pinecone Missile.
@DewMan001: complexity? in a fantasy tale? surely you jest!
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  @SerifinaPhnx: Yeah, they might be second or third or some number of removed or some such. Hobbits are crazy about their families.
@Smurfomancer: I imagine their family trees are reflective of traditional English mid-upper gentry.
@DewMan001: oh soon flavour terms, the Sackville Bagginses sacrificing something is them stealing it
@DewMan001: *so in
  @SerifinaPhnx: Yes, absolutely.
@DewMan001: again, dickbags
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 @LRRbot: Gnashing of Teeth [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Creatures target player controls get −1/…
 @LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
  @SerifinaPhnx: That's a good bear.
Appleguard: why would Gandalf be unable to cross a river? he is a wizard
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fanofmosteverything9: Bear size: large
TriseAlpha: Clue's in the name
 unowngnome: That bear can jump surprisingly high.
multeyemeteor: Yogi, when he sees a pic'canic basket!
roastbeefsandwitch: Goreclaw was a 4/3, Really Big Bear must be 5/5 due to UB 'roids or such.
hat_hair: It's because he can Bear Arms
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yargle: Bat-cloud, nanananana
drholmestuck: bear can ball
 Sage0fMadness: "you've got a fast bear, I want a ticket to anywhere"
Chenderle: bears bounce
 Vinewood_OG: Yesss, Human B!
fanofmosteverything9: Imagine the tuba Dopplering.
TriseAlpha: Middle Earth has some truly monstrous sized bears.
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MorganteMaggiore: what the dog doing? not enought this time
  TXC2: !greetings
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fanofmosteverything9: He said the thing!
 Sorator13: yesssss
ghyllnox: There it is
 Sorator13: I was waiting for that one
CobaltShuriken: lmao, immediately showed up!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I have to bounce out and get some sleep, thanks for the games and looking forward to the VOD tomorrow morning
 TehAmelie: Smourgh
Invitare: that was an Adam level opening
 BusTed: 
TriseAlpha: Smag the Maugnificent
  TXC2: southen dandy Smaug
 Vinewood_OG: Put some Staunk on it
fanofmosteverything9: Okay, Tim Curry as Smaug could work.
 ContingentCat: I like to imagine Smaug talking like that
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  TXC2: lead?
 Julian_Rogue: Boulder? I barely know er
Jethrain: A stone boulder the hardness of a rock boulder
Omentuva: But what size is the boulder? Is it a large boulder the size of a small boulder?
TriseAlpha: Smaugnedict Dragonbatch
 TehAmelie: a stone boulder the size of a boulder
 BlueMechanic: the bravest little hobbit of them all
sallomon33: very good common
fanofmosteverything9: BB,B
TriseAlpha: Bouldorb!
 Julian_Rogue: Name, species, ocupation? Stone boulder, stone. boulder?
 North_Sol: Are they casting spells?
 itira: 
sallomon33: Bebebebebe
LazyGogma: Bouble BeeseBurger
 LiveFaust: Habadagabba.
 BusTed: ty matt
 Sage0fMadness: Murturer
 CrypticKablam: lmaooooo
 sentientwaffle_: @LazyGogma bilbo beeseburger...
ArabescaDGuerra: Bilbo now comes with accompanying gas leak
TriseAlpha: Mush mouth vs yawn mouth. Brilliant
  TXC2: Droopy Dog Bilbo Vs Huckleberry hound Smaug
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 sentientwaffle_: @ArabescaDGuerra a bit of gas in every pack
 Sage0fMadness: Kor Skyfisher
sallomon33: kor skyfisher!
TriseAlpha: Sky K
Voidhawk42: N O
loufghyslaufey: We'd be surpised really
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 Sage0fMadness: That climactic moment between Bard and [insert female human name here], thanks Tolkien
TriseAlpha: *cues Roamin Reigns music
freshmaker__: awoo or.. amen
sallomon33: you can also target your opponent iwth the darw mode!
sallomon33: just like sign in blood
Chenderle: any time is a good time to be an apothecary
 ContingentCat: also it's just nice living near a lake
@DewMan001: is a big bear
 @LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another ta…
@DaisyRamlihDD: Wait, did Nelson not side into a totally different deck this time? Unfortunately my work meeting was during the last match.
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@mdoughty: !hob
  TXC2: a whole paragraph
sallomon33: Winter is getting dragged back to Duskmourn by Valgavoth... oh wit wrong winter
 Greendrag13: This is just lazy Spelljack?
fanofmosteverything9: Spelljack, old friend!
  TXC2: !card spelljack
  LRRbot: Spelljack [3UUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may play it without paying its mana cost for as long as it remains exiled.
PhuzNutz: Bill, Ted, and Rufus
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Kevin!
loufghyslaufey: Ken?
  TXC2: Hugh, Hugh, Barney, McGru, Curthbert, Dibble, Bob
fanofmosteverything9: I could get behind MtGSL, yeah.
TriseAlpha: And this is my other brother Daryl
loufghyslaufey: Or "Ben". Cuz I'M! JUST! BEN....!!   
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @PhuzNutz Rufus's name is a boot strap paradox.  Future Bill and Ted introduce him to past Bill and Ted.
 ContingentCat: I love how rude Bilbo was
 BlueMechanic: a lot of these card names feel very judgmnetal
 accountmadeforants: Wouldn't be Tolkien without a bunch of giant spiders that definitely aren't a phobia of his.
 Strebenherz: I met an old, fat spider Spinning in his tree I said, "Hey old, fat spider I bet you can't catch me
 TehAmelie: it's got Smug's name on it
 QuoteSF: The irony of this arrow not killing that one indestructible version of smaug
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 kumatsu: a Bog of Eternal Stench
yargle: 
loufghyslaufey: @TehAmelie Pffft. Why so smug, "Desolator"?
TriseAlpha: Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants!
 spethycakes: committing desolation
Appleguard: this ad break is interminable
  TXC2: Smaug Desolated
 BrowneePointz: through dungeons deeeeeep and caverns old
 Sage0fMadness: The 42 minutes of Devastation
Voidhawk42: Diggy Diggy Hole
6 raiders from UltraVioletVodoo have joined!
  TXC2: hello raiders!
TriseAlpha: Far over...
 OldUncleDan: Misty Mountain!  Didn't know there would be a Led Zepplin reference in this set!  
 TehAmelie: oh, there are dragons in the set who are not Smaug
 UltraVioletVodoo: Hai Hai
fanofmosteverything9: These guys keep showing up.
81ackR0se: To desolate. I desolate, you desolate, he/she desolates, we desolate, they desolate.
 Strebenherz: It makes me cackle how evil they made the sackville bagginses look in this art
fanofmosteverything9: (The Sackville-Bagginses, not the raiders.)
  TXC2: we're on a break watching a booster pack being cracked, but there will be gameplay soon
 Strebenherz: They 100% are just measuring bilbo's place to move in
Nyxilydian: Ultra Violence RAID!!! Oh, wait we dont do the violence thing anymore? UltraVioletVodoo Raid, get the sunscreen and sunglasses!
 BrowneePointz: Lobelia steals the cutlery
TriseAlpha: That flavor text
 Sage0fMadness: They're unpleasant relatives straight out of an Austen novel
Appleguard: remember when 1B 2/2 had to come with a downside
 BrowneePointz: Battle of Five Armies Product
 NarfBlinko: you get the dragon no matter what, right?
 BrowneePointz: next year I think?
loufghyslaufey: What about that one hobbit in dimir colors from the last set?
Cinnabat: Yeaaah! I love battles :3
 accountmadeforants: Battles are fun
fanofmosteverything9: I too enjoy battles.
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Wolfstrike_NL: Love battles 
sallomon33: @TriseAlpha news of my death have been... greatly exaggerated
  TXC2: I await WotC keywording the "can't be blocked by power"
Mindfire13: We need more battles
@Smurfomancer: Tom, Bert, and William Huggins!!
@Smurfomancer: Wait.....that's actually really clever flavour. Gather too much treasure, you attract a dragon and then you can't mine anymore treasure. I love this.
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TriseAlpha: @NarfBlinko No. If you don't have enough treasure when it expires you get no dragon.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I enjoy a battle.  didn't need to be it's own type.
loufghyslaufey: Dammit, why no booster battles!?
 LSRubin: i was really hoping that meant we were gonna see "The Battle of Five Armies" as a WUBRG card in the commander cards, but alas 
 BrowneePointz: it’s from an upcoming multiplayer product
 kumatsu: @TXC2 Skulk?
  TXC2: also WotC "can't be blocked by thoughness X or more" needs to be the U/B evergreen keyword
sallomon33: it's weird cuz they have this text and yet they haven't revealed any battles despite us having lal teh cards spoiled already...?
 BrowneePointz: there’s no “commander product” for this set
Nyxilydian: @TXC2 skulk but we have it at home
loufghyslaufey: Twas also a fail tk not have battles in Marvel sets I've heard
sallomon33: *all the
  TXC2: kumatsu  no, skulk didn't playe well with others
 Strebenherz: OH NO
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  TXC2: Nyxilydian  I guess I was thinking of the power x or less version
 Crazeh8: hundo!
 NarfBlinko: @TriseAlpha you make the fourth treasure with chapter 4, the saga is still there for the effect to sac and make a dragon, chapter sac fizzles
 LSRubin: @BrowneePointz no precons, but there are some eternal-only cards in scene boxes/collector boosters
 MasonzeroGaming: @sallomon33 Because that Bilbo is not from this set.. technically. It's from some upcoming Battle of the Five Armies multiplayer product coming out next year and we have not seen all the cards. It's weird.
TriseAlpha: @NarfBlinko Correct. But if you spend the treasure earlier it doesn't proc.
 BrowneePointz: $100 surge foil
sallomon33: @MasonzeroGaming oh. That's... that's the Holiday Release technically being a part of the commander set situation again, isn't it? Like for Final Fantasy, for example
 AdamYMHMI: I mean, I'm at least an artifact.
 spethycakes: Look, ma! I'm indestructible!
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 Vinewood_OG: I used to have first strike, now only upkeep.
thegreatwyrdling: The future is fine past Graham
 North_Sol: SMauuuuuuu
 BrowneePointz: dang Ben pulled a $100 Lotho and Adam nabbed a $400 Mox Amber. The spoop boys got some luck!
  TXC2: it's worse, my knees hurt more 
 NarfBlinko: @TriseAlpha right, that makes sense, so not "no matter what" rather "if you don't waste your treasure"
  TXC2: and we're back
 North_Sol: @TXC2 Ooph. Sorry to hear that!
 BusTed: 
 MasonzeroGaming: @sallomon33 And also how the Jumpstart cards from the Marvel set used the Commander set code. 🙄
 ContingentCat: 
sallomon33: tbf I owuld be really disappointed, especially iwth these cards from the 5 Armies product denoting battles, not to get new battles in Kamigawa Titanbreach
  Pharmacistjudge: i am all for distracting banter
  TXC2: North_Sol  eh, such is the nature of knees and time 
 ContingentCat: the distracting banter is great
loufghyslaufey: Cool. What'd he do?
sallomon33: @MasonzeroGaming I don't have issue iwth that cuz these thigns released at the same time. I have issue with it being called Marvel SH COMMANDER instead of Marvel SH ETERNAL like most of these UB sets, like, cmon
 MrSarkhan: 
fanofmosteverything9: Beautiful.
Astramentha: LMAO
 itira: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ArabescaDGuerra: Hell Yeah Brother 
 BusTed: damn
 SnackPak_: the remote gottem
 Vinewood_OG: Kobe!
 BusTed: styled on
 Micalovits: Oh he knows
thedepthandbreadthofseth: WOWOW1
 IanAllenBird: I think he knows
GedankenPalast_: Very nice ! 
  TXC2: oh he knows 
 BrowneePointz: Temporal Ownage
 North_Sol: Thank goodness there's no evidence
sallomon33: 
Voidhawk42: The 4D long range dunk
 MrSarkhan: get wrekt Yager
 Strebenherz: time to clip it 
 itira:   <-- Ben
 sentientwaffle_: Cool guys walk away from their anticausal owns
EvilBadman: To be fair, past me often owns present me.
KWardJenx: No scoped Serge and them mike dropped
 Kentosaurus: i love the totally functional archetype
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 r10pez10: bye txc2
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 LilyOfTheVeil666: Night TXC2
 r10pez10: chat, is the set good?
LRRMTG_Judge: @TXC2 thank you for the excellent modding!   - Squirrel
 Abavus: 
 n3ther: no no no yes
 n3ther: 
yargle: 
 BusTed: 
fanofmosteverything9: Process of elimination in action.
 MrSarkhan: 
@millenomi_aura: Battle of Five Armies, coming 2027.
@brownk31th46: oh he knows
@Smurfomancer: Ben wins the PPR
@danjarif: 😂
@brownk31th46: very impressive of Serge to lose a game of magic he wasn't playing in
 n3ther: Cori the pack is NOT the enemy
 n3ther: 
Sealtest: dibs on Attercop
  LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
  LRRbot: Rage into the Valley [2B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and lose 1 life. / Amass Goblins 2.
  LRRbot: Elven Raft-Steerer [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. / • Untap target creature you control.
  LRRbot: Desolation Prowler [1B] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Pay 2 life: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
TriseAlpha: Can you upgrade without a campfire?
  LRRbot: Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! | Great Ugly-Looking Goblin [5B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. // Clap! Snap! [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Amass Goblins 2.
  LRRbot: Glóin the Mighty // Easy Pickings | Glóin the Mighty [3R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [4/3] | At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R}{R}. // Easy Pickings [2R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Easy Pickings deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.
yargle: Groin, the Mighty
  LRRbot: Riddles in the Dark [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of the piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
 BrowneePointz: rhymes with Owen
 BrowneePointz: not Coin
  LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token." / III, IV — Elves you control get +1/+0 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
fanofmosteverything9: Ah! My Gloin!
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TolerantRefinedFungusDendiFace-4hCIAiDOot0G5BI7
  LRRbot: Thranduil, the Elvenking [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [5/6] | Thranduil has all activated abilities of all Elf cards in your graveyard. / Whenever another legendary Elf you control enters, draw two cards, then discard a card.
  LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
 ContingentCat: I wish you could get prints of those full card land arts
Jethrain: the even better mind game: 4 cards face up
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it works on arena, cam.
Sealtest: those are gonna be a pain to see edge wearing on
 Diabore: We got him folks, send them in
 iconicshadow89: Serge banned word
yargle: is he allowed to say Petina? 
 ContingentCat: hey Adam forbid that word!
alma_ignismare: big bolg no whammy
danflapjax: owo
NarukamiKnight: Battle of the Bolg
  LRRbot: Azog, Moria's Ruin [2B] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/3] | When Azog enters, destroy up to one other target creature. Its controller amasses Goblins X, where X is that creature's power. If you controlled that creature, draw a card.
 Kid_Amn: nuzzles your Bolgy-Wolgy
 sentientwaffle_: @Kid_Amn my cards...
 Greendrag13: @danflapjax 
SafeTScissors: Plz show bulg
 TehAmelie: @Sealtest they'll never sell for mint value
   LoadingReadyRun: Elven Raft-Steerer: "I steered a raft ONCE! It isn't my job"
 BrowneePointz: Azog AND his Son!?
fanofmosteverything9: Definitely not Smaug.
thegreatwyrdling: No more bulg
thedepthandbreadthofseth: none dragon, left name?
 Vinewood_OG: Big Bulgs in your Aria
loufghyslaufey: Our probably least favorite parts of these cards? Probably the old school price tag depicted on them?
 BrowneePointz: but yes for chat and those who don’t know at your own Prerelease, it’s Glow-en and Owen, not Gloyn and Oyn
 HadesLeprechaun: no no, trust you with the Tolkien Estates IP!
fanofmosteverything9: Gerblin +1
 Kid_Amn: dern dern to gerblin tern
 sentientwaffle_: @BrowneePointz learning oin is pronounced like owen a year or so ago was... eye opening
loufghyslaufey: Narnia expansions when? (sarcastic.... ish.)
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
 Vinewood_OG: Tern down for whut?
fanofmosteverything9: Yes the face
 Kid_Amn: 3, 2, 1, Cameron's dead
 BrowneePointz: @sentientwaffle_ I read a lot of Celtic stuff and the Celtic spelling of Owen is similar but Oín is Scandinavian for Owen
LRRMTG_Judge: Right... this has been a lot of fun, but I am big eepy and must away to bed. G'night all, enjoy the rest of the PPR! - BlackRose
fanofmosteverything9: Sharpen that armor!
LRRMTG_Judge: Judge Squirrel also signing out! Thanks everyone for the great show so far, enjoy the rest, and may your bears be sufficiently large! 
 NarfBlinko: they're meditating not mediating😜
  LRRbot: Dwalin, Weaponmaster [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/1] | First strike / Whenever Dwalin enters or attacks, put a hone counter on each Equipment you control.
 Sorator13: thanks and farewell, departing chat judges!
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks Judges!
Luminaire_p: I'm not honed, I'm not honed
 HadesLeprechaun: also most (old versions, anyways) Tolkien books have pronunciation guides in the back because Tolkien SUPER cared about that stuff
sallomon33: thank you and good night judges! 
  LRRbot: Elven Raft-Steerer [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. / • Untap target creature you control.
phoenixfeather14: Thanks chat judges!
AleisAlpto: Raft-Skewer?!
NarukamiKnight: @HadesLeprechaun i think Feanor made him put that in tbh
sallomon33: I have seen these elves before!
 @LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 @LRRbot: Rage into the Valley [2B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and lose 1 life. / Amass Goblins 2.
 @LRRbot: Elven Raft-Steerer [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. / • Untap target creature you control.
 @LRRbot: Desolation Prowler [1B] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Pay 2 life: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
 @LRRbot: Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! | Great Ugly-Looking Goblin [5B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. // Clap! Snap! [1B] | So…
 @LRRbot: Glóin the Mighty // Easy Pickings | Glóin the Mighty [3R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [4/3] | At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R}{R}. // Easy Pickings [2R] | Sorcery — Adventu…
 @LRRbot: Riddles in the Dark [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of the piles. Put that pile into yo…
 @LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you co…
 @LRRbot: Thranduil, the Elvenking [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [5/6] | Thranduil has all activated abilities of all Elf cards in your graveyard. / Whenever another legendary Elf you control enters,…
 @LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
 @LRRbot: Azog, Moria's Ruin [2B] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/3] | When Azog enters, destroy up to one other target creature. Its controller amasses Goblins X, where X is that creature's power. If…
@williamedge5130: Cameron...
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
 @LRRbot: Dwalin, Weaponmaster [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/1] | First strike / Whenever Dwalin enters or attacks, put a hone counter on each Equipment you control.
 @LRRbot: Elven Raft-Steerer [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. / • Untap target creature you control.
fanofmosteverything9: Further honing transpires.
   LoadingReadyRun: @sentientwaffle_ is that based on how it would be in a similar real world language, or did Tolkien just say so?
glitched_goddess: I can’t tell but like…what do the hone counters *do*?
sallomon33: @glitched_goddess make the equipment give +1/+ power to equipped creature for each hone ocunter on them
 sentientwaffle_: @LoadingReadyRun I think that's how it works in Tolkien's languages specifically
sallomon33: and that's innate to hone counters
sallomon33: +1/+0
glitched_goddess: ok ty
 sentientwaffle_: @sentientwaffle_ but I don't have my books to check at the moment unfortunately lol
  LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 TehAmelie: extremely spiky armor. whoever wears that is gonna look like Spawn
 Strebenherz: Apparently MTG arena added a Jimmothy the raccoon bundle.  Take my coins.
 Dalrint: I swear I only looked away for thirty seconds where did cameron's health go?!
 Strebenherz: Cori chose violence
Azegoroth: token evasion, interesting
 Dromos_GHG: his health went down down to goblin towne
   LoadingReadyRun: @sentientwaffle_ inventing a language and then inventing unintuitive pronunciation is a very Tolkien move 
KeytarCat: Cori's steel cut'im
 Kid_Amn: stop, stop, he's already almost dead
 Strebenherz: @LRRbot @Dalrint  Dwalin weaponmaster did an amount i think
 James_the_Dabbler: Serge damn
  LRRbot: Down, Down to Goblin-town [2B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / II — Amass Goblins 1. / III, IV — Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
niccus: inserts new cards into the deck on camera to force a dq
ArabescaDGuerra: I thought Cori was the beatdown but its actually Serge
  LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
fanofmosteverything9: And bebother on top of that!?
 ArcOfTheConclave: confusting makes me feel good
 kumatsu: blunt the knives and bend the forks
 ArcOfTheConclave: smash the bottles and burn the corks
 Vinewood_OG: Afternoon coffee you say? Tim Horton's or Seven Elevensies?
yargle: pretty good for 3 lands
 sentientwaffle_: so carefully, carefully with the plates!
yargle: @Vinewood_OG Never Tims 
fanofmosteverything9: Confusticate count is at 2.
 flatluigi: @Vinewood_OG tim hortons is doing a harry potter tie in so, not them
 kumatsu: @fanofmosteverything9 Confusticount was right there
 FauksStarling: @fanofmosteverything9 The Confusticount grows.
fanofmosteverything9: It was...
@flymaneternal1333: the hone counters stay
 @LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 @LRRbot: Down, Down to Goblin-town [2B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / II — Amass Goblins 1. / III, IV — Ta…
@TheSemiiir100: So which archetype seems like the strongest for the pre release?
 @LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
 @loadingreadyrun: Dwarves was pretty effective
@OVER-KiLL: !this overlay tho!
 @loadingreadyrun: Glad you like it!
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@flymaneternal1333: landfall seemed pretty good
@flymaneternal1333: in the first games
 Vinewood_OG: @flatluigi Oh double bus them then!
 Diabore: damn kathleen
 Sorator13: how demoralizing, kathleen 
ArabescaDGuerra: Kathleen with the steel chair
 Kid_Amn: this hurts the Cameron
   LoadingReadyRun: Coffee from The Parsonage, our local coffee shop.
AleisAlpto: GADAMN
fanofmosteverything9: We're all fine here. How are you?
 Alyssa_Swift: Clearly you haven't read the Silmarillion /s
AleisAlpto: Cameron: It doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me!
 BrowneePointz: it’s a perfect kids book
 kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Long may it Parse
AleisAlpto: @Alyssa_Swift i have
Fantusta: My... 4th? grade teacher read it to us, I was hooked
Chenderle: Cameron's calming voice makes me really believe it's fine
 Sorator13: it is indeed originally a children's nighttime story, so yes, that's objectively correct
 BrowneePointz: it’s dry as hell
 BrowneePointz: interesting bits
 BrowneePointz: but real damn dry
morgwen921: Yes
Chenderle: Silmarillion had a few good chapters
AleisAlpto: Guess what Cameron: i was reading the Silmarillion in my university library too
 r10pez10: written by a dictionary writer huh
Azegoroth: Tales from middle earth is alright, just a few short stories
Asrimal: Beren and Luthien is p good
 iconicshadow89: somekids smoke across from the school some kids read Tolkein in the library
 BrowneePointz: ye the Beren Luthien bit is very solid
sallomon33: I think I read it as assigned reading for school, then I remember getting the book as a birthday or Christmas gift a bit later, when I was like 11 or 12, and devouring it lol
  LRRbot: Rage into the Valley [2B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and lose 1 life. / Amass Goblins 2.
AleisAlpto: gondolin...
roastbeefsandwitch: Worldbuilder's Disease is REAL y'all. Tolkien had it too. The Simarillion was his repository of all the stuff he didn't use.
Sealtest: no spoilers
zigboy22: *fireball intesnifies*
 Vinewood_OG: More like Gone-dolin
5_color_bad_stuff: Corey: if you want something done right - you have to do it yourself
  LRRbot: Eagle of the Great Shelf [4W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other creature you control.
morgwen921: @Vinewood_OG 100%
  Foxmar320: Enter the Waaaaa step
  LRRbot: Crude Bent Blade [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
tryllebanjoUnofficial: 
  LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
yargle: poor Cam got bent
roastbeefsandwitch: I remember getting INTENSELY mad that after three full LotR books, only in the last 10 pages, did they reveal the location of the three elven rings. Like Tolkien couldn't have dropped hints before then 
fanofmosteverything9: Rakdos doing Rakdos things.
 Sorator13: @roastbeefsandwitch and to think, it all started because his son kept pointing out the inconsistencies in his oral storytelling
 Vinewood_OG: "I bent my wookie."
 Dromos_GHG: never let them get you down, down to goblin towne
glitched_goddess: Corey got off to a fast aggressive start, and Cam was here too 
 Kid_Amn: "Crack my Hobbit Hole"
 BrowneePointz: for Kathleen, The Silmarillion does have Fingolfin, an Elven King that was so Chad he rode up to the God of Evil, called him a coward, and whooped him so hard he walked with a hobble the rest of his days
JolyneGarcia_art: it's giving 111th birthday Hobbit energy
 Alyssa_Swift: Is that a thing in its pocketses, or is it just happy to see us?
AleisAlpto: ok. i have extended my stay here too long. i have work tomorrow. i am outta here
 Robot_Bones: much like a hot pocket it is both lava hot and arctic cold
 BrowneePointz: Fingolfin was THE most Gigachad
phoenixfeather14: @AleisAlpto Have a good night!
 NarfBlinko: @roastbeefsandwitch Rivendell existing, Lothlorian existing, and Gandalf being very inspiring were the hints
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Later AleisAlpto
AleisAlpto: peace
teyoslurking: Hey WOTC, LRR sent me, button please
 FauksStarling: Actually Insufferable writing.
NarukamiKnight: shoutout to Cam's Sam Burley foil Plains, it's an all timer
@OVER-KiLL: blocking is not where the flyers deck wants to be
@Smurfomancer: Silmarillion is So Good y'all.
 @LRRbot: Rage into the Valley [2B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and lose 1 life. / Amass Goblins 2.
 @LRRbot: Eagle of the Great Shelf [4W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other creature you control.
@OVER-KiLL: Silmarillion is dope. Music of Ainur is so beautiful.
 @LRRbot: Crude Bent Blade [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
 @LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
@Smurfomancer: You should reread the Silmarillion Cameron!
fanofmosteverything9: Instant goblins, just add mana.
 BrowneePointz: and his descendant Glorfindel was ALSO so  ridiculously Chad he fought the King of the Balrogs, died, and the Chief Valar said “nah you got to go back from the afterlife and help the mortals”
 BrowneePointz: oh ye her house is VIOLENT
NarukamiKnight: @BrowneePointz Glorfindel deserved a better card with that resume ngl
 BrowneePointz: kin killers!
thaneofstuff: Yeah, Galadriel is awesome
 Mr_Horrible: "Instead of a Dark Lord you would have a QUEEN!" - sanest elf
 Sorator13: Galadrial's one bamf
ThePixelSavage: Cameron living the exact live he wants to live
  LRRbot: Dwalin, Weaponmaster [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/1] | First strike / Whenever Dwalin enters or attacks, put a hone counter on each Equipment you control.
thaneofstuff: @Mr_Horrible But she didn't! And that's the cool part about her
Chenderle: buff dwarf
Sealtest: mouse is back
 DaFhaye: I love Dwalin so much. That's such a funny ability
  LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
fanofmosteverything9: So is this mode confusticating or bebothering?
 Mr_Horrible: @thaneofstuff she very much knows what she's about, and we love that
  LRRbot: Gollum, Riddle Master [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [3/1] | As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. / Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum. / • Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / • Draw a card.
 Sorator13: @fanofmosteverything9 I think the counterspell is the confusticating, so this must be bebothering
 Mr_Horrible: "He's Just A Riddle Guy"
   LoadingReadyRun:  I always imagine The Simarillion as Tolkien's LotR Editors going "That's great background info, JRR, how about we move it to another book?"
 A_Dub888: Chat will also be keeping track of this
 SolarBlitz1: To odds you say
ThePixelSavage: Ill also be keeping track of this!
 DeM0nFiRe: I'm not gonna keep track of it tbh
 BrowneePointz: she is sane, she wanted her own land to rule like most of the house of Fëanor but was appalled at the kin slaying that got them barred from Valinor AND didn’t have the silmaril obsession
alma_ignismare: lucky there's a Riddle Guy
 Sorator13: note that you *could* use a little infinitoken counter (or scrap of paper) to write "odd" and put it on the card
Voidhawk42: *Mathematician Twitching Eye*
Jethrain: Seven is odd, because seven ate nine
  LRRbot: The Mountain-king's Return [2W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Recruit. / II — Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
 Diabore: gollum does a thing
 frnknstn: Odds!
 Sorator13: trigger!
 Diabore: world first gollum doing a thing (gen con doesnt count)
fanofmosteverything9: Probably.
 Micalovits: Damn
ghyllnox: 
 BITs19_: oof
Chenderle: LOL
ThePixelSavage: XD
 YeetTheRich_: +2
  LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Target player gains 2 life.
 n3ther: oh no lol
 ContingentCat: 
ThePixelSavage: welcome to the highlights reel
KeytarCat: Dictionaries 
 Sorator13: (dramaticism is indeed already a word)
 couchboyj: Good follow-up joke Cam
 Vinewood_OG: Billy Shakes? THAT HACK!?
 frnknstn: Cameron makes a compelling and original word discovery!
 GasCityGaming: protein brotherrrrrr!
 Diabore: gollum ripped out a throat
teyoslurking: I have invented a new word: plagiarism
 SolarBlitz1: Getting that protein
 Redbassist: Swollum
fanofmosteverything9: Like a facehugger in a loincloth.
alma_ignismare: the riddle is "how to get more swole"
 Kid_Amn: whats it got in its shaker bottles, precious?
  LRRbot: Iron Hills Blacksmith [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [1/1] | Double strike / When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}.
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AltruisticGlamorousRabbitPunchTrees-5ZRstzDRNuT-jEgP
 Dromos_GHG: lol
ArabescaDGuerra:  
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ManlyWrongWaterChocolateRain-qmCyfMaHeizMPm36
 couchboyj: Can I axe where the token is?
fanofmosteverything9: Discreetly waving his axe.
EvilBadman: just throw the nerf axe on the table
@jamesmnaylor: As someone new to the game. Why if you mulligan are your cards you discard not sent to the grave yard?
@OVER-KiLL: Melkor and Ungoliant tho...
 @LRRbot: Dwalin, Weaponmaster [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/1] | First strike / Whenever Dwalin enters or attacks, put a hone counter on each Equipment you control.
 @LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
@danieljakob6855: Good Day to you All. Lesen hohe for 5 Armies in time for Amsterdam 2027 then.
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Riddle Master [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [3/1] | As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. / Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one …
@boobakira: @jamesmnaylor they're not technically being "discarded," returning to the deck is part of the mulligan rules
 @LRRbot: The Mountain-king's Return [2W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Recruit. / II — Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on…
@Iam3DHomer: 3
@Harkzoan: It would also make decks that play out of the graveyard inclined to mulligan multiple times to find a hand that puts several things you want straight into the graveyard
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one t…
 @LRRbot: Iron Hills Blacksmith [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [1/1] | Double strike / When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" an…
@jamesmnaylor: @boobakira and @harkzoan than you.
 SolarBlitz1: I love our round 4 gasleak match
 TheMightyGerg: Stop being so gassy, Cori!
 A_Dub888: @Sorator13 Ha, your title answers mine!
ghyllnox: Idk Cori why *is* it always you? 
   LoadingReadyRun:  Phyrexian mana and {color/2 generic} split casting costs should count as "odd" values. 
 Sorator13: @A_Dub888 
fanofmosteverything9: Passing the axe around like a copy of Guitar Hero with one controller.
 couchboyj: @LoadingReadyRun Let's throw the colorless wingding in there too
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardPolishedIcecreamLeeroyJenkins-c_wP07iQqCrCMZZo
  LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Target player gains 2 life.
 Sorator13: I like the axe token because the dwarf is holding it backwards
 HadesLeprechaun: Yeah it looks like he's at a forge, so he's inspecting his work
 Sorator13: (which makes sense, because he's making it, not wielding it, but it's still funny)
Nathade: trees don't grow underground ANYMORE
 couchboyj: Dwarves hating trees is well established in other fantasy settings
ThePixelSavage: they still use axes to work wood ... they do not exclusively live underground 
  LRRbot: The Mountain-king's Return [2W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Recruit. / II — Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
 Sorator13: @Nathade technically, almost all trees grow underground... it's just a different part of the tree than what grows overground
fanofmosteverything9: Axe o'clock
 couchboyj: Classic Azorius player over here, playing by the rules 
 AdamYMHMI: @Sorator13 I love the idea of a group of druids trying to figure out why their grove is dying, and it's because a bunch of dwarves have moved in underground and are harvesting their trees backwards
 Sorator13: @AdamYMHMI 
LoneGoat: cam's rule-playing era was pretty brief
sallomon33: @AdamYMHMI  
 Redbassist: 
 Kid_Amn: Cameron "reading the cards" Lauder, everyone
  LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
 A_Dub888: Who reads cards? That's too many words
 Sorator13: @AdamYMHMI one day, one of them is looking at the trees, and one goes "fwumpf" and gets pulled into the ground, and no one will believe him when he tells them what happened
ThePixelSavage: no Cameron ... if you were capable of reading cards you specifically would not say "block"
  LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
fanofmosteverything9: The sounds of confustication.
Chenderle: dang who gave this apothecary an axe
fanofmosteverything9: Local cave hermit forced to take a bath. More at 11.
 BrowneePointz: Cameron seems like he’d be a Númenorian scholar who didn’t trust  Sauron one bit, end up in the Downfall with the rest of them and be big, big mad
KeytarCat: @Chenderle Octopath Traveler!
 RonaldMcDownload: "I'm a healer, but..."
Spades_Slicc: !card enchanted river's
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  LRRbot: Gnashing of Teeth [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Creatures target player controls get −1/−1 until end of turn.
 TheMightyGerg: Wouldn't that have been the Night Nurse from the last set?
yargle: Wow Serge 
 A_Dub888: Octopath Traveler features axe wielding apothecaries so that doesn't surprise me
 Diabore: thats also a sorcery
 flatluigi: that's a sorcery
LRRMTG_Judge: That's a sorcery
Cinnabat: sorceryyy
loufghyslaufey: Kind of sounds like a Maomao to me, Kathleen
 LSRubin: we're all just playing sorceries today
@boobakira: 👍
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one t…
@Iam3DHomer: splitting melons
 @LRRbot: The Mountain-king's Return [2W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Recruit. / II — Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on…
@OVER-KiLL: 🏔 always liked the axe dwarf over the hammer dwarf ⚒️
 @LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
 @LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
 @LRRbot: Gnashing of Teeth [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Creatures target player controls get −1/…
 Sorator13: oh... about that...
Chenderle: lol
adept_nekomancer: The gas leak comes for us all
fanofmosteverything9: Exiled, actually.
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 Sorator13: Serge, you just were a bit prescient, that's all
loufghyslaufey: Recommend Apothecary Diaries to Kathleen...??
kenry6: Great catch!
 Dromos_GHG: rel axed
loufghyslaufey: Yes, Kathleen?
sallomon33: 
ThePixelSavage: how can a card named "Moment of ...." not be an instant?
Archemides: apothecary gets exiled
 Sorator13:  exiled
Oxdans: huffing some hard copium
 A_Dub888: mistakes have become occured
Flyingdelorion: eh, it is exiled, right?
  Juliamon: !relaxed
  LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
 flatluigi: OH M Y GOD
 NapalmSideburns: Free game losses for everyone! 
 ContingentCat: cocaine arc is going great
loufghyslaufey: No one exiles the apothecary...!!
 razorswift: strong gases
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Kentosaurus: what will happen in round 5
 Kid_Amn: you get a game loss, and YOU get a game loss, EVERYONE gets a game loss including Kathleen!
ArabescaDGuerra: Laughing gas in the coffee
fanofmosteverything9: New pipeweed latte.
 Sorator13: You might need a negative one amount of coffee
 AdamYMHMI: Too much of the Hobbit's weed!
thaneofstuff: I mean. I don't know if that's all that illegal really
  Juliamon: !clip
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 iconicshadow89: the ole hallucinagen in the latte play
superdude097: Akschually, you CAN pass to your opponent on their turn... if you're passing priority!
 FauksStarling: Look at all of these intended misplays for engagement, right? Haha. ha. heh...
 Diabore: @LRRMTG_Judge the gas leak is omnipresent
 rosesmcgee: Kathleen is very well put together, by comparison.
loufghyslaufey: An Imprial Prince will be hunting for your heads
sallomon33: @ThePixelSavage You would be surprised, Moment of Reckoning from new Strixhaven is also a sorcery
  LRRbot: Patient Instructor [2{W/U}] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, recruit.
 ContingentCat: sometimes it's helpful to model what you shouldn't do as well as what you should
  TroyTalans: Off to pick a pack draft. Have a good rest of the day all  
niccus: careful when passing your turn, your opponent might take it
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenaciousTastyNewtDendiFace-usaTimt_dacQMIQs
 Sorator13: @TroyTalans have fun!
loufghyslaufey: Ooh... whiff?   
Spades_Slicc: !card moment of glory
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Spades_Slicc: hmm
  LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, amass Goblins X, where X is that excess damage.
 razorswift: patient instructor had enough, time to axe the pupil
 Dromos_GHG: bolg sack
NarukamiKnight: Bolg sac Bofur
ghyllnox: Auwauwauwauwau
fanofmosteverything9: Gollum chuckin'
 Robot_Bones: Bought sac bolfur deez
adept_nekomancer: I don't know if he wants the axe... everyone who picks it up gets eaten by goblins
fanofmosteverything9: That's a great bee.
phoenixfeather14:  
A_Dub888: Beesus!
  LRRbot: The Eagles Are Coming! [1W] | Instant | Kicker {2}{W}{W} / Choose target creature you own. If this spell was kicked, instead choose any number of target creatures you own. Return each chosen creature to your hand. At the beginning of the next upkeep, create a 4/4 white Bird Soldier creature token with flying for each creature returned to your hand this way.
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@barb4rian: Someone should open a window before they all passout XD
@OVER-KiLL: WoTC D&D Star Wars colab announced at GENCON, MTG Star Wars UB must be on the horrizon 2027.
@articerile: Hellooooo highlight reel
@brownk31th46: Bilbo brought out the good longbottom leaf, it seems
@AndréFosstvedt: How "late" is it where you are? cause one would think its 6 in the morning, and you have not slept yet
 @LRRbot: Patient Instructor [2{W/U}] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, recruit.
 @LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another ta…
@AndréFosstvedt: The moment of glory, is it the last push... since it birthed a 1/1 human? :D
 @LRRbot: The Eagles Are Coming! [1W] | Instant | Kicker {2}{W}{W} / Choose target creature you own. If this spell was kicked, instead choose any number of target creatures you own. Return each chosen creature…
Appleguard: this card will be hilarious in edh
yargle: It's a bird, it's an axe!
fanofmosteverything9: It's Superdwarf?
ThePixelSavage: It's an Axebird!
yargle: It's an Ace of Spades 
 RealGamerCow: It's a Magic Card
Invitare: I want it to be Settle the Wreckage
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Settle the wreckage for sure
Spades_Slicc: It's a wild +4
adambomb625: It's Blacker Lotus
Hykin__: Pikachu!
Appleguard: such a big bolg
 sentientwaffle_: Hidetsugu's second rite surely
 TehAmelie: anabolgic steroids
adept_nekomancer: How did she even get Pot of Greed in an MtG event?
 FauksStarling: Swolg Bolg
thaneofstuff: If it's not Great Big Humongous Bear then what could it even be
 Mr_Horrible: there really is something in the moonbase today, huh
ThePixelSavage: @adambomb625 only Anish Kapoor can use?
fanofmosteverything9: Everyone says big Bolg, but no one asks how Bolg.
Campos350: Shouldn't bird be tapped?
 TheMightyGerg: Nah Bolg is just his stage name
 Strebenherz: @Mr_Horrible "coffee"
  Pharmacistjudge: now i want coffee
 Mr_Horrible: good, good, okay. Next question: what's in the coffee?
 TheMightyGerg: Ever since his stint in the burgeoning 70's alternative film market.
 Kid_Amn: he's so vascular, he's bolging everywhere
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The same thing that is in there every day
  LRRbot: Bifur, Melodic Rider [4{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [4/5] | Storied / Whenever Bifur enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / As long as you have an enduring story, if an ability of a Dwarf you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
teyoslurking: Who out here flickering their Bolg?
 SenshiSun: Is there an air quality or heat warning in Victoria?
 TheMightyGerg: They made that movie about it
fanofmosteverything9: Embolgen
adambomb625: @ThePixelSavage No, blacker lotus is an actual un-set card
 TheMightyGerg: You know... Bolgie Nights?
 gualdhar: Graham secretly laced the coffee with Rhodedendron honey
sallomon33: Cori slamming her Bifur right on the table
freshmaker__: was it by chance, nitro coffee? thats a way to have a gas leak and coffee in one.
 NarfBlinko: @Campos350 it enters untapped in upkeep
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @gualdhar doesn't that cause psychosis and like, stroke?
GrizonII: I don't think it hugely matters but I'm pretty sure Cam should be at 5. Was at 16 then was hit for 5 and became 10
 gualdhar: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Well you dont add a lethal amount. There is a safe dose
 SergeYager: He got hit for 6?
  LRRbot: Eagle of the Great Shelf [4W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other creature you control.
Spades_Slicc: Did the eagle get the shelf from Ikea?
 SergeYager: Ignore me
NarukamiKnight: Eagle of the Kallax
GrizonII: @SergeYager On the turn when the bolg and army swung and one got blocked, when the bolg didn't have a counter
 SergeYager: Why can't I delete my own message
 James_the_Dabbler: What colors are Recruit in out of curiosity
 ghizmou: that s a big butted bird
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Don Henley?
 SergeYager: I was never here
LoneGoat: @James_the_Dabbler white blue
Appleguard: how is bifur supposed to be pronounced
GedankenPalast_: 
GedankenPalast_: nice
sallomon33:  
 gibbousm: Bif-Ur
MWGNZ:  
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Appleguard yes.
fanofmosteverything9: The prophecy is fulfilled!
 flatluigi: welp
yargle: poor Cam gets dumpstered again
NarukamiKnight: just got Bifur-cated
 TheMightyGerg: Congratuwelldone!
ArabescaDGuerra: The other games went well, but this one got the most clips and thats the real victory
 TheMightyGerg: What's the email we should spam?
 public_key_reveal_party: Kathleen was very entertaining and that what counts
adept_nekomancer: The gasleak round is our favorite round.
  Juliamon: !mtghob
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jasaproxy: Evening all! Is it true that there are only 5 archetypes in the set?
 Robot_Bones: Support the patreon to help fix the gas leak
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 Mr_Horrible: I'll pay them to break another pipe
 TheMightyGerg: The Gas Leak is CONTENT
@GrizonII: Should be 11 I think
@articerile: birds are just upside down axes, I've always been saying this
@Iam3DHomer: it's definitely Settle the Wreckage
@Harkzoan: It is 4 untapped mana...
@OVER-KiLL: i like "Amass" a lot. every time it comes back.
@barb4rian: "Coffee"
 @LRRbot: Bifur, Melodic Rider [4{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard [4/5] | Storied / Whenever Bifur enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / As long as you have an enduring stor…
@Smurfomancer: From a certain perspective, a double headed axe *kinda* looks like a flying heron with blade wings and long haft neck
 @LRRbot: Eagle of the Great Shelf [4W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other creature you control.
@OVER-KiLL: close game here
@Iam3DHomer: pretty sure Cameron had lethal if he hadn't blocked with the Eagle
@OVER-KiLL: DAHwell
@Iam3DHomer: with Ax and Moment of Glory flashback
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EmpathicFamousSwordNotLikeThis-PdBrP9XfNlfqbfNC
 ContingentCat: where can we donate to increase the gas leak 
 Dromos_GHG: reality fracture PPR will retcon this gas-leak PPR
sallomon33: Marital showdown, huh
 Sorator13: @TheMightyGerg It has achieved enlightenment?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtisticFancyPenguinBrokeBack-nnAe0ZEdufI5WG04
 couchboyj: nice transition crack-a-pack Kathleen
 public_key_reveal_party: @ContingentCat I think technically the best avenue for that is patreon or the wheeler gets 5 dollar fund
5_color_bad_stuff: "I mean" - Ad
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Going_Medium: Did you know some spiders have retractable claws, like kitties?
 bigger_frog: Can I get the mtg social link. Having a hard time getting there on my phone
 Sorator13: @5_color_bad_stuff well, yes. the ads have to happen some time, and not during gameplay is typically the chosen time.
  Juliamon: !mtghob
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Voidhawk42: Antici....
 NarfBlinko: @jasaproxy Yes, it's in the Prerelease article on the website
 TehAmelie: is that where the gas comes from?
KeytarCat: I should just shower now, and not rush when it's time to leave for my evening
EvilBadman: @TehAmelie oh you know what
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie you know, that would make sense
jasaproxy: @NarfBlinko Ahh, rip. But thank you for the info!!
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sallomon33: Damn, why is everyone misreading that elf's name lol
 NarfBlinko: nominee for most mispronounced card
 Mattmitchell45: Kathleen also goes to Mediator 😅😅
Wolfstrike_NL: Not on bats? 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey, chat, any broken token combos yet with Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator?  Does Chatterfang and Ygra make infinite squirrel-foods and treasures?
insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone! I see I've arrived between rounds.
 Kentosaurus: oh no
 Sorator13: I relate to that so much, Kathleen
 TheMightyGerg: The Goat Bloom Bounty Referenced
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, French...
 HadesLeprechaun: the books had pronunciation guides in them because Tolkien really didn't want you to mispronounce them, lol
277 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
Amazonian: any hobbitses in here?
 Mr_Horrible: Bloom County pull on the crack-a-pack, beautiful
 TheMightyGerg: Still the best way to spell blowing a raspberry
 Sorator13: there are Many words I mispronounced for a very long time because I was first exposed to them via text
 Mr_Horrible: welcome raiders 
Appleguard: hi Amy.  we’re between rounds 4 and 5
 Sorator13: ahoy raiders!
 Graham_LRR: hi Amy!!
 FauksStarling: Welcome raiders! You just missed a gas leak.
 Graham_LRR: welcome raiders!
sallomon33: @insanecat6mtg you're a bit late, cuz it's the final round, but you'll at least see a whole round!
Bruceski: wow that unlocked something primal. I think I actually misread her name as Quicie
 Sorator13: the games have been excellent so far today
ThePixelSavage: "Milf our cards for 200 Trebek"
 Greyah: Mispronouncing words like that is a very common thing, especially when english isn't even your native language and you mostly learned by reading.
sallomon33: Welcome raiders   
Amazonian: hiii Graham_LRR!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, friends.  yay
 TheMightyGerg: @Greyah Also true for other languages! Everyone misread the name Yusuke in the 90s!
Orktopus: Amy!!!
fanofmosteverything9: Love a good Bone Picker.
ThePixelSavage: that goes into aristocrats.
@FlairanFire: there was a big bee that could block
@Iam3DHomer: ohh true
@DarkMorford: Crack! That! Pack!
@OVER-KiLL: really gotta lock in as the life totals get lower, look for that line for sure
@OVER-KiLL: cusping, if you will
@OVER-KiLL: that GobArmy token is sweet tho
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@OVER-KiLL: finding pronunciation for proper nouns is a big part of reading books like these
 Sorator13: hands!
 TehAmelie: hilariously, i knew how to pronounce "shogun" because i read the book and all the other kids were wrong because they watched the TV show where it's pronounced in English
 Greyah: @TheMightyGerg Oh yeah, absolutely. I guess I was mostly referring to non-native languages in general.
 TheMightyGerg: It took Joanne Rowling saying the name in an interview on the Rosie O'Donnel show to understand how to pronounce Hermione.
sallomon33: I think it was from Amonkhet
 gibbousm: Smawwg
glitched_goddess: I always say Smog because I grew up with the cartoon
fanofmosteverything9: All aboard the Party Warg!
roastbeefsandwitch: @TheMightyGerg In the 4th book, she actually did spell out how it was to be pronounced, when one of the foreign students was having issue.
 Sorator13: also, editing! editing is very useful
thedepthandbreadthofseth: any spare judge wanna tell me if I'm right about Chatterfang, Ygra, and Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator?
sallomon33: Smog was also my first instinct for English, and I'm Polish, where we would've pronounced him as Smaug anyways lol
ThePixelSavage: well "any other creature" would imply your opponents creatures
 Kentosaurus: using more words is something JRR Tolkien would appreciate
 Greyah: That wolf be gobblin'
 Micalovits: The goblins ride like little baby possums!
Jethrain: Inside you are two wolves, the wolves are eating goblins
levim39: he's ballin'
 ELD_Winterlight: Ballin' Loremaster
 TheMightyGerg: @roastbeefsandwitch Right! But that was years after the O'Donnel interview. She has a habit of putting responses to topical criticism/questions in the book after next.
  Foxmar320: woah that frame is so rad!
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glitched_goddess: “Inside you there are two wolves. Sorry for the transporter malfunction.”
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fanofmosteverything9: Remember, if you control three Bejeweled Wargs, you have to sacrifice them.
 tdapenguin: @glitched_goddess Lol
 NarfBlinko: @fanofmosteverything9 Ha!
roastbeefsandwitch: @TheMightyGerg my father read the 5th book, commented the same thing. he noted all the snippy, passive-aggressive ways that the academic / editor community attacks other academics and writers, just subtly placed in the book.
EvilBadman: Bonepicker from Amonkhet is what G was thinking of.
angreesloth: @EvilBadman i remember hoping that would be super playable in pauper. it wasn't, but it's a cool card lol
realmairzydoats: I love that the outfit Graham happened to put on today totally matches the theme of the set.
sallomon33: In paper probably, on Arena you can draft it Pick-Two, Quick or Premier (which is the correct choice cuz Pick-Two kinda sucks)
 Sorator13: 
 tdapenguin: !clip
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 ContingentCat: yay consciousness!
Spades_Slicc: Are those forward or back slashes?
fanofmosteverything9: Hobexlrr, from the planet Omicron-Persei 8.
Chichen: serving quant
 TheMightyGerg: Live Free or Don't
sallomon33: @EvilBadman I am so smart for remembering it was from Amonkhet then 
 flatluigi: eat the chart
EmoMcHipster: Why is Graham dressed up as McLovin?
 singinnonsense: all hail numbers !
 itira: numbers!  
 Sorator13: @EmoMcHipster he's a hobbit!
 ContingentCat: @EmoMcHipster because Hobbits
 itira: @EmoMcHipster LOL
@OVER-KiLL: i like how they leaned into the Five Armies as a way of set design. i wish Marvel Superheroes had even half of a concept they could have landed on, prior to set design.
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 tdapenguin: @Spades_Slicc Use !mtghob
 TheMightyGerg: Do you really GENERATE the first player?
ghyllnox: !mtghob
  LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 I didn't know that about McLovin
 SolarBlitz1: Crack that hobbits hole
 Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc it's a little-known fact! Also, he broke his toe when filming the movie.
angreesloth: @SolarBlitz1 ayooo??
ghyllnox: @tdapenguin Mod-only command, apparently
 3schr: Phrasing
sallomon33: Damn, Kathleen cracking that hole this early?
Hykin__: Strong first turns
sallomon33: Feels illegal
NarukamiKnight: Hobbit Hole really deserved to be a Shockland with that kinda naming
 Strebenherz: First second breakfast, then breaking hole
 TheMightyGerg: Still missing the strongest turn 1 in limited, though.
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
 tdapenguin: Dang. Is !mtghob mod-only or can I not remember it
 FauksStarling: Graham having flashbacks to Round 1.
 Strebenherz: @NarukamiKnight  
ghyllnox: mtg.social/hobxlrr
sallomon33: Yup, seems really strong
sallomon33: Part of the reason why I think black and red are going to be the best colours in the format
 tdapenguin: @spades_slicc from what I see on-screen, forward slash
  LRRbot: Dori, Bearer of Friends [2R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [3/2] | Trample / When Dori enters, create a Treasure token.
sallomon33: Cuz this has been the pattern with sets with Amass
 xantos69: 50 Bits
Spades_Slicc: @tdapenguin The point of the question wasn't to learn, it was to try and get Cameron to second guess himself
sallomon33: Whenever a colour has Amass, it very good
fanofmosteverything9: "Un jeton Trésor," apparently.
 tdapenguin: @Spades_Slicc Lol, certainly accomplished that on me! Haha
Chichen: WHO
EvilBadman: We have seen the thing
 Sorator13: Yeah, we've seen it a few times today
  LRRbot: Goblin-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Goblin or Orc you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
JonnyGlitched: Hi
 Sorator13: the overlay feature for it is great
  Foxmar320: I missed it so I hope it happens again
 TheMightyGerg: Waaaaaaaaaarg
 TheMightyGerg: It's running through fire so it runs faster
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, am I right that Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator goes infinite with Chatterfang and Ygra?
  LRRbot: Galion, Elvenking's Butler [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [4/4] | Whenever Galion attacks, choose up to one other target creature you control. Its base power and toughness become equal to Galion's power and toughness until end of turn.
EvilBadman: He turns small pints into Galions
 TheMightyGerg: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Nope!
fanofmosteverything9: @thedepthandbreadthofseth No, because Bilbo and Chatterfang are both replacement effects.
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 TheMightyGerg: So you pick ONE and it resolves then the OTHER resolves.
 tdapenguin: Does anyone remember if any elvenking had a butler in the books?
 TheMightyGerg: But they cannot resolve AGAINST one another
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TheMightyGerg so they never see one another?
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm imagining Galion like Kiff from Futurama
 BrowneePointz: this elf specifically
 Sorator13: the elven king will remember this
JonnyGlitched: cheap removal
 TheMightyGerg: @thedepthandbreadthofseth They SEE each other, but they don't trigger off of each other.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, odds and bodkins.
 e_bloc: "the butler did it" - me, stirring up trouble
 TheMightyGerg: Same reason why Pippin and Chatterfang don't go infinite
 @LRRbot: Hobbit Hole | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Halflingcycling {4}
@danieljakob6855: nice vest, graham. Was it made from real Gorilla chest ?
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
@OVER-KiLL: Exxxcelent
 @LRRbot: Dori, Bearer of Friends [2R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [3/2] | Trample / When Dori enters, create a Treasure token.
@DarkMorford: Bear of Friends?
 @LRRbot: Goblin-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Goblin or Orc you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 @LRRbot: Galion, Elvenking's Butler [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [4/4] | Whenever Galion attacks, choose up to one other target creature you control. Its base power and toughness become equal to G…
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EvilBadman: the sundering of the Elvenking
 Sorator13: ooooof
 AugmentingPath: Wasn't Dreaded-Bat Cloud from that other UB set?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TheMightyGerg ok, but do they all go in a Chatterfang deck?
  Foxmar320: Kathleen's deck looks amazing
 TheMightyGerg: Oh they for sure do!
  LRRbot: Chief Warg's Company [1BG] | Creature — Wolf [5/3] | Trample / This creature can't attack unless you control two or more other Wolves. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
JonnyGlitched: we are just normal players
 Sorator13: yeah, Kathleen has gotten off to a heck of a running start
 BrowneePointz: biter blossom
 TheMightyGerg: There's a list I enjoy working on that's just full of these incidental tokens.
 TheMightyGerg: A bunch of cards that make tokens, and a bunch of cards that improve making tokens.
 e_bloc: all attercops are spiders
ArabescaDGuerra: I'm a non-cop Atter
  Foxmar320: Deathtouch bat cloud is a terrifying concept
  LRRbot: The Master of Lake-town [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards. / When The Master of Lake-town dies, draw a card for each graveyard with seven or more cards in it.
 flatluigi: don't worry kathleen about missing this incidental value in the game you're currently up by 16 life
fanofmosteverything9: Go to pupkeep
  Pharmacistjudge: I am reminder of the 300 parody.  This is Lake town!
  LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
 TheMightyGerg: BIG BEHR
  Foxmar320: oh yes!
Appleguard: it’s like they say on N100S. it’s easier to play to your outs when you have fewer options. you make more mistakes in the lead
 e_bloc: joy to the world
 public_key_reveal_party: werewolves are out, urswolves are in
 e_bloc: I imagine in middle-earth it's more of a three wolf night
 Dromos_GHG: good use for gummy bears
 TehAmelie: a wolf bear? what have we wrought
 ErynTzun rolls into chat
 Sorator13: @Dromos_GHG ooh, write that down, write that down
vinopinguino: BearWolf!
 ErynTzun:  oh hai
  Foxmar320: Have faith in bear
  LRRbot: Inside Information [XBB] | Sorcery | Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play those cards this turn. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
fanofmosteverything9: Larcenous Greed
  LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
  Foxmar320: oh no
JonnyGlitched: ohhhh nooooooo
 Sorator13: that is a heck of a card
  Foxmar320: Graham uhhhhhhhh things look bad
Flyingdelorion: what a card! I love it!
EvilBadman: Doesn't Kathleen mill 4?
LoneGoat: does that black creature make kathleen mill or just graham?
JonnyGlitched: I need a hug
Flyingdelorion: kathleen mills 4 yes!
teyoslurking: Villainous Bolas' Wealth Citadel
  Foxmar320: @JonnyGlitched 
  LRRbot: The Master of Lake-town [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards. / When The Master of Lake-town dies, draw a card for each graveyard with seven or more cards in it.
  LRRbot: Gandalf, Spark Starter [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/3] | Reach / When Gandalf enters, he deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 @LRRbot: Chief Warg's Company [1BG] | Creature — Wolf [5/3] | Trample / This creature can't attack unless you control two or more other Wolves. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creat…
 @LRRbot: The Master of Lake-town [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards. / When The Master of Lake-town dies, draw a ca…
 @LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to …
 @LRRbot: Inside Information [XBB] | Sorcery | Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play those cards this turn. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than…
 @LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
 @LRRbot: The Master of Lake-town [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards. / When The Master of Lake-town dies, draw a ca…
 @LRRbot: Gandalf, Spark Starter [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/3] | Reach / When Gandalf enters, he deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 GasCityGaming: I appreciated it Cam
Voidhawk42: That film would have been very different if anyone spoke Norwegian
ArabescaDGuerra: More wolves that are also bears
 TehAmelie: i thought we had given up on the wolf from the parsonage
 ContingentCat: I got that one
thegreatwyrdling: I got that reference.
loufghyslaufey: !next
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SmashTCG: wait is that a big wombo with syr conrad?
letsbelgo: totally bear
  Foxmar320: Value time!
 TheMightyGerg: Oooooo that Gandaff! He's a Wicked Spahk Stahtah.
fanofmosteverything9: Wolf-bear factory engaged
thegreatwyrdling: I think Kathleen is in an unbearable situation.
  LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
 SolarBlitz1: Everything changed when the shapeshifter force-beared his friends
 e_bloc: is he vegan the way pandas are vegan
fiftymcnasty: menace and trample?
  LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token. // Silvan Rally [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill four cards, then put up to two land cards from among them into your hand.
LoneGoat: will sir be trampling
 FauksStarling: Would Kathleen have lost 1 life off that block? I thought the dwarf was a 3/2
ThePixelSavage: wider than before
Sealtest: that elf gonna look like a bear real quick
 e_bloc: mample
thegreatwyrdling: Bear elf?
  LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Target player gains 2 life.
  Sarah_Serinde: Hello chat, how's the PPR going?
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde Violently!
 e_bloc: @Sarah_Serinde Graham's got bears
 NapalmSideburns: Bear with Milple
  LRRbot: Stone-Giant of High Pass [5RR] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 3/1 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender named Stone Boulder. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 4 damage to any target.
 Sorator13: It's been fun; they've all been good games, and we've had some gas leakage too
 A_Dub888: stone giant will rock you
ThePixelSavage: turning treasure tokens into 4 damage is nice
  LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
  Sarah_Serinde: Sorator13 e_bloc oh good 
 e_bloc: just getting really high with my friend Stone Boulder
JonnyGlitched: so cuddly!
Flyingdelorion: one treasue, 4 damage, nice!
 flatluigi: and two more for beorn?
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm excited to get my hands on these cards. And also play with them I guess 
 flatluigi: does graham have three bears
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
LoneGoat: @flatluigi it's a combat trigger
 flatluigi: oh is it
 e_bloc: that plate mail looks sharp
 Micalovits: Bearduil
fanofmosteverything9: Thranduil, known bear appreciator.
 @LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to …
 @LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you contro…
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one t…
 @LRRbot: Stone-Giant of High Pass [5RR] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 3/1 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender named Stone Boulder. / {2}{R}, Sa…
 @LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
 flatluigi: possibly separate the bears out
 FauksStarling: Please, Serge. Different bear-eas.
 TehAmelie: Thranduil and Beorn, what unlikely friends
 TheMerricat: Chat, I still contend that being called a _Little_ Bear as a 5/4 is false advertising.
 flatluigi: @TheMerricat it's little compared to the other bears
 Sorator13: @TheMerricat "little" is a relative term
Jethrain: the area of bears is the bear-ea
fanofmosteverything9: Notably, Little Bear does not have trample.
Spades_Slicc: pump his elf
 couchboyj: A Bear Noble Elfie
dm818: it made sense
  Foxmar320: Graham pls
 e_bloc: 
TheLodgium: Winding this clock elfwise
Bruceski: "Thranduil becomes a bear but still doesn't pump himself."
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 iconicshadow89: cards in Kathleens library for master of lake town?
 Sorator13: I think we need  a venn diagram for "bear" and "has trample" for this combat step
thunderous_dragon: There's an elegant way to say things and then there is the fun way to say things, even if unintentional
SmashTCG: prob, wotc
 GasCityGaming: milling a bunch too, no?
 e_bloc: throwing stones in the upkeep would be hot
LoneGoat: she's also gonna mill for loads lol
 anyGould: Is she going to die on the mill?
 e_bloc: oh no
LoneGoat: she's gonna mill for 14 and then draw 3
dm818: thranduil dies too right?
  Foxmar320: 14 yikes
 flatluigi: and then draw three
LoneGoat: draws 2 off town guy
dm818: my bad thought it was a 3./5
 Redbassist: 
  LRRbot: Mirkwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear, Spider, or Wolf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 e_bloc: something died this turn (Graham)
 rosenotbitter: lol
Bruceski: I can't quite recognize art, is the master of laketown accidentally still on the table?
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  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
  LRRbot: Stone-Giant of High Pass [5RR] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 3/1 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender named Stone Boulder. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 4 damage to any target.
LoneGoat: @Bruceski no it's the 2/5 that she stole from graham
  LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
  Foxmar320: ouch! Not the face!
 Redbassist: :V
 Dromos_GHG: wow!
letsbelgo: wowowowow
Bruceski: @LoneGoat ah right
  Foxmar320: Yo!
 Redbassist:  
tommyvulgar: noice
 Sorator13: 
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 public_key_reveal_party:   
Wolfstrike_NL:    
Chenderle: wowy
 Strebenherz:   
 JKBalch: Hot dang
 Redbassist:   
insanecat6mtg:  
 flatluigi: (kathleen could've also swung with the giant and then sacced the new boulder)
 rosesmcgee: Excellent!
Flyingdelorion: Yes! Kathleen!
 MegaDosX: Kathleen make sure you give Radagast back
 e_bloc: boom, gollum
 Dromos_GHG: what a game!
 GasCityGaming: we likes it raw and wriggling
 JKBalch: Gollum as a bin chicken
 MegaDosX: That was an incredible ending
JonnyGlitched: Do you know BBS?
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@danieljakob6855: i am bearish on Kathleen to survive this
 @LRRbot: Mirkwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear, Spider, or Wolf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
 @LRRbot: Stone-Giant of High Pass [5RR] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 3/1 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender named Stone Boulder. / {2}{R}, Sa…
 @LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life…
@barb4rian: What a game
 MegaDosX: "Two is even less zero" - Graham, 2026
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrozenGiantChickpeaPMSTwin-aawtKSzL0s9_FvF2
 BrowneePointz: Graham how DARE you have Hope
 Driosenth: So dead in So many interesting ways
 Sorator13: It was *very* close, though
Bruceski: There's seeing the line, and then there's seeing the full drawing
 Sorator13: both in life and mill
 e_bloc: it wasnt over until it was ogre
  Pharmacistjudge: and sometimes that is zero
anniecurruts: that means a lot lol
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 ContingentCat: A nice amount of adjectives especially
  LRRbot: Mirkwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear, Spider, or Wolf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePointz: I think it's just 5 for the armies
Bruceski: Return *this* card
 Sorator13: G still loses 2 life there
 MegaDosX: Gollum just socks you in the face
LRRMTG_Judge: Yeah, only five lands at common for the supported color pairs - Natedogg
 Redbassist: For funsies
LRRMTG_Judge: there is 5.  UW WR BR UG and BG
JonnyGlitched: Fuck Gollum
 e_bloc: its even worse when you're thinking about trash he has eaten
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: Would they?
 couchboyj: Gollum's upset empty tummy rumbling is also upsetting
 ErynTzun: Got Wood?
 e_bloc: but should elves
 ErynTzun: elves?
 singinnonsense: gollum doesn't need to eat thrash to be discusting
 BrowneePointz: Elvenking's Halls, Mirkwood, Goblin-Town, Iron Hills, Lake-Town. Only 5 big G
JolyneGarcia_art: wood you like a land
 public_key_reveal_party: The lack of the word "basic" on the wood elves also make it better
 ContingentCat: your joke was good Serge
  Pharmacistjudge: but should elves?
ThePixelSavage: its called silent appreciation *nods*
 SergeYager: Shucks 
  LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @public_key_reveal_party this has lead to increased playability of that card in many formats!
  LRRbot: Inside Information [XBB] | Sorcery | Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play those cards this turn. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
  LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in addition to its other types and gains "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
 BrowneePointz: thickest gollum imaginable
  LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 BrowneePointz: He's a Lesser God
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Am I think the only one who thinks inside information should just be "Tell Dale?"  am I misremembering things?
 BrowneePointz: What do you expect!
 Redbassist: Itsa little bear
  LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Target player gains 2 life.
 singinnonsense: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I see what you did there
 BrowneePointz: I just realized the Adventure Reminder Token is the Meme shot from the Movie
dagoth__ur_: thats collusion
@OVER-KiLL: nice game
 @LRRbot: Mirkwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear, Spider, or Wolf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 @LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life…
 @LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
@jackbradley818: That was a great game
 @LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
 @LRRbot: Inside Information [XBB] | Sorcery | Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play those cards this turn. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than…
 @LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in ad…
 @LRRbot: Little Bear [2G] | Creature — Bear [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, untap another target creature you control. If that creature is a Bear, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one t…
  Pharmacistjudge: what is the world coming to, player targeting themselves
 TehAmelie: *writes down* "wants to stay alive"
  LRRbot: Misty Mountains Raider [4R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Whenever you attack, amass Goblins 2.
devilcultivator: i'm worried gollum is going to hurt himself
 Redbassist: Goblins are a treasure
 BrowneePointz: Bumbin Gollums in the Dark
sallomon33: I def underrated Radagast when I first saw him, he's seemed very good so far
 lirazel64: Eww
 BrowneePointz: Bumpin*
Sealtest: this is some weird fanfic waiting to happen
 couchboyj: I sent you my Gollum, please respond
  Foxmar320: Gross
EvilBadman: a Smeag-cute
 ErynTzun: Gollum Touch better than Muscle touch
 ContingentCat: it can't block but can it consent?
 TehAmelie: Beorn is a grudging host, but fair
 Redbassist: 
 couchboyj: Radhagast 2/2 this match
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @singinnonsense it's a joke that only works in one twitch chat.
 ErynTzun: Don't forget about Bob
 Redbassist: Cheese! 
Sealtest: but what if your bob doesnt want to go home with you
Bruceski: I have some neon green sleeves for that purpose
 RockPusher:   
 ContingentCat: 
 AugmentingPath: Dragon Shields: whatever the market will bear
 Sorator13: The rare hard "no" from G, there
 JKBalch: You should
 FauksStarling: There very rarely appropriate Improv No.
ThePixelSavage: as a German ... sensible?
 Redbassist: Ope
 singinnonsense: now, does Dale (the man) can understand birds ?
 Micalovits: He sure is, nice guy also!
 ContingentCat: important distinction
 BrowneePointz: Sensible German Chuckle
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 Vinewood_OG: Affordaqualishpunken 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ReliableDeliciousApeImGlitch-K4FI9HLwd16aY5HT
 YeetTheRich_: eierlegende wollmichsau
hat_hair: You can't just say "I had the old thrush"
 razorswift: eierlegende wollmilchsau
collectangels: Eierlegende Wollmilchsau
ThePixelSavage: eierlegende Wollmilchsau
collectangels: It's an egg laying wool milk pig
 flatluigi: i'm glad to hear cam hadn't actually gone into a fugue state and came up with that idea
 sentientwaffle_: @razorswift legendary woolmilksheep?
EvilBadman: literally "egg-laying wool-milk-sow"
thaneofstuff: What a concept
 Vinewood_OG: a fascinating language
 Mr_Horrible: it's Magical Christmas Land
 Mr_Horrible: but a creature
 razorswift: @sentientwaffle_ egglaying woolmilksheep
 BrowneePointz: a concept of the thing that does everything
 sentientwaffle_: @sentientwaffle_ pig not sheep*-- ahh I see yes
 ErynTzun: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eierlegende_Wollmilchsau
 Redbassist: Golden goose
 YeetTheRich_: egg-laying wool-milk-sow
 couchboyj: What Elon Musk wants Twitter to be
 HadesLeprechaun: A kitchen sink that is also a bathtub and a washing machine
 Mr_Horrible: "put them all in one bag. and I don't want the bag to be heavy."
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How much does 3 Grahams weight?
EvilBadman: @couchboyj Well he does love german things
 Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun to be fair, I'm pretty sure that was a thing at one point in time
 RockPusher: A turgid frying pan with good handling?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
sallomon33: Why did Kathleen pronounce that like Allan from Smiling Friends lol
  Pharmacistjudge: you want a light weight frying pan with excellent heat retention that is non stick, can handle high heat and has no maintence
 @LRRbot: Misty Mountains Raider [4R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Whenever you attack, amass Goblins 2.
@OVER-KiLL: gross
@dna507: Adam just casually opening a $450 card
@danieljakob6855: @dna which one ?
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@pharmacistjudge: I saw a listing for that mox amber for 300
@KingOfDoma: Please finish by the top of the hour, it will cap off my work day perfectly :)
@danieljakob6855: eierlegende Wollmilchsau
@ALictorBLOR: In Finnish it is the magical cornucopia called "Sampo". Thanks MST3k for teaching me that.
  LRRbot: Goblin-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Goblin or Orc you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Hykin__: Everything has an end, only a wurst has two
  LRRbot: Mirkwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear, Spider, or Wolf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 ContingentCat: @Pharmacistjudge and is cheap
 razorswift: 'Alles hat ein ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei' Everything has an end, except a sausage has two
 Redbassist: Wargable
 GasCityGaming: Hi Serge 
Sealtest: mouse is loose again
 Redbassist: Normal noises
 Mr_Horrible: the only German idioms I know aren't actually idioms, they're just phrases that my family adopted from occurrences on my parents' trip to Germany when they were younger
RejjeN: Is this Wargarbl?
 flatluigi: has graham thrushed a land tonight
 r10pez10: has he what
  Pharmacistjudge: cheap and made by hand by a small company with a long warranty
  LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 Orlantia: I too want a 3g, non-stick, rigid, induction and gas and electric range compatible, non-toxic, biodegradable, heirloom quality, frying pan
 Alyssa_Swift: Thrush isn't strictly better than Storm Crow, you can't pitch it to FoW
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 couchboyj: A Storm Crow that has plucked the eye out of a pilgrim
 Kentosaurus: lol
 Redbassist: 
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 TehAmelie: @Orlantia with its own bank!
 ExhaustedElox: Is Graham playing as Story Guy today?
  Pharmacistjudge: better than my thrush joke, which involves rinsing your mouth after taking a steroid inhaler
  Sarah_Serinde: he's in hobbit clothes!
 tdapenguin: @Orlantia And it would be great if it could cook eggs itself
 BrowneePointz: you said that the same way Gimli says "and they call it a mine...a Mine!"
 Redbassist: Clearly a normal sized hobbit
 public_key_reveal_party: you didn't open a bayou in your sealed pool today?
Sealtest: wood elves couldnt fetch a badlands
  LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
  LRRbot: Key to the Side-Door [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / {1}, {T}, Discard a legendary card with the same name as a legendary permanent you control: Draw two cards.
loufghyslaufey: @ExhaustedElox No sheets. Graham was practically "There & Back Again"...     
anniecurruts:   oh ty
sallomon33: It's less of an issue than it seems tbh
  Pharmacistjudge: very carefully
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, was "Above the Ravening Warg" Edith Wharton, or one of the Brontes?
@FabseP1: Eierlegende Wollmilchsau
 @LRRbot: Goblin-town | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Goblin or Orc you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 @LRRbot: Mirkwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear, Spider, or Wolf you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 @LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
@DarkMorford: waaaaaargh
 @Sarah-Serinde: gotta say, I'm super happy to have more well-done middle earth stuff in magic
 @LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
@OVER-KiLL: 💯
 @Sarah-Serinde: give me *all* the references thank you
 @Sarah-Serinde: and very good art
@Jakill007: Bayou
 @LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
 @LRRbot: Key to the Side-Door [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / {1}, {T}, Discard a legendary card with the same name as a legendary permanent you control: Draw two card…
 TheMightyGerg: That IS an old card
 TheMightyGerg: *car
Nathade: a car is not a good place to store money
  LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
 rosesmcgee: That is usually when you find out the wipers don't work
 TheMightyGerg: Man Beorn
Appleguard: boymoding
 Redbassist: Toe to tip that's a Beorn
  Pharmacistjudge: So Meorn?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TheMightyGerg no man of women Beorn can... oh, sh*t, he's a bear!
 TehAmelie: Beorn would refer to himself as Meorn if he had a sense of humor
 rosesmcgee: @Pharmacistjudge Morn? Is the Star Trek set out already?
  LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Target player gains 2 life.
ArabescaDGuerra: @rosesmcgee I so hope Morn gets a card
  Pharmacistjudge: I have a feeling it's going to devolve to him being just Norm!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Morn!!!
 rosesmcgee: @ArabescaDGuerra I would settle for card art but please something
 TehAmelie: if not, we'll know who mourns for Morn
 SolarBlitz1: Well if you will leave it under the doormat
  LRRbot: Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, choose a creature type. Create a Treasure token for each creature you control of that type. / Equip {3}
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArabescaDGuerra Saga - "Keep It Warm for Morn"
 rosesmcgee: When Morn leaves, it's all over.
ThePixelSavage: oh wow this goes into bear-force one
JolyneGarcia_art: oh, not the goblins
 public_key_reveal_party: Is orcrist a different sword than sting?
 BrowneePointz: yes
 BrowneePointz: orcrist was Thorin's blade
ThePixelSavage: @public_key_reveal_party it is
MWGNZ: i dont think gollum cares about flavour
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's the moonlight greatsword, you can't fool me
  LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: Glamdring was Gandalf's, Sting was Bilbo's Dagger(that was a dirk)
 public_key_reveal_party: @BrowneePointz ah, thank you
 SolarBlitz1: Amusingly I think that wolf still doesn't increase the N creature types
JolyneGarcia_art: the dragon border looks so cool
ThePixelSavage: @MWGNZ how dare, he is a gourmand I'll ahve you know
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @MWGNZ I think you'll find he enjoys his fish "juicy sweet"
  LRRbot: The Master of Lake-town [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards. / When The Master of Lake-town dies, draw a card for each graveyard with seven or more cards in it.
 TehAmelie: he cares about wriggly mouth feel
  LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in addition to its other types and gains "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
 Redbassist: And the forest 
 Sorator13: it does a lot!
JolyneGarcia_art: Syr Konrads bestie
 flatluigi: silent stinker
@iSmartMan1: What was that ability where you could discard a legendary from your hand for an effect if you already had that legendary in play? The one from Future Sight that they brought back for Strixhaven?
 @LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additi…
@Iam3DHomer: a different kind of Bear
 @LRRbot: Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal | Gollum, Silent Slinker [3B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/3] | Menace // Meager Meal [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one t…
@iSmartMan1: Grandeur, that was it!
 @LRRbot: Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, choose a creature type. Crea…
@OVER-KiLL: what is Your fave addition so far, top of Your head @Sarah-Serinde ??
 @LRRbot: Nighthowl Pursuer [B] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Menace / Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: The Master of Lake-town [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards. / When The Master of Lake-town dies, draw a ca…
 @LRRbot: Beorn's Hospitality [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a Bear creature in ad…
@OVER-KiLL: i really like all the dwarves, The Lonely Mountain is super dope.
 Going_Medium: Silent but deadly
 Redbassist: Ain't he a stinker
 BrowneePointz: Gollum's Silent Stinker is a Party Faux Pas
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 TehAmelie: hey, what happens under the chair stays under the chair
 Redbassist: Yike
 TehAmelie: err, between butt and chair
 Dromos_GHG: Silent Stinker, source of the gas leak
 TehAmelie: or wolf-bears even
  Pharmacistjudge: menagerie time
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
 Redbassist: 
  LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.
 Redbassist: 
 TehAmelie: only the worst cards 
 BrowneePointz: you don't lose a life.
 TheMinionGM: Lose a life?
 BrowneePointz: just draw a card and make a treasure. Kathleen loses the life
 FauksStarling: And then Kathleen mills a card
 flatluigi: yeah, kathleen mills one
 BrowneePointz: Oh yea Kathleen mills one
 SergeYager: They got there, settle down chat
 Redbassist: Mill cheese
 SolarBlitz1: Mill from the baggins
  LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 r10pez10: thank you serge
 Redbassist: Thank ya judge Serge
 TheMinionGM: Kathleen also gonna have to worry about the sackvilles and any orcrist treasures
ThePixelSavage: dont forget that trample deathtouch will only need 1 dmg per creature the rest goes through
@darkesch9502: Golem silent stinker
 @Sarah-Serinde: Honestly I haven't looked very closely because I want to enjoy opening the cards and seeing them that way. But the special book art is great and I love the dragon hoard frames
 @LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
 @Sarah-Serinde: I haven't looked at the actual content of the cards at all yet haha
@OVER-KiLL: didnt Sam call him a stinker in LOTR
 @Sarah-Serinde: but I definitely love the flavour I've seen so far
@danieljakob6855: Yeah, the Art in this Set looks georgeous
@OVER-KiLL: word @Sarah the book cover treatment looks very cool
 @Sarah-Serinde: I just wish the special treatments were easier to come across, I don't have that big a budget :(
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
@dna507: @danieljakob6855 the Mox Amber is going for $449 on CardKingdom and StarCity
 @LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Tr…
@OVER-KiLL: i always search the lower end , on special treatment cards, to see if any of the cards i like, just ended up as 1 rares once the dust settles
 @Sarah-Serinde: I'm sure I'll be able to pick up a lot as singles for not too much, I was doing that for the LotR set too
 @LRRbot: Duskwatch Hunter [2{B/G}] | Creature — Wolf [3/1] | This creature can't be blocked by tokens. / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
@danieljakob6855: quite a price tag. thanks @dna
  LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
 TehAmelie: i think we're gonna need a "remember to mill" step for The Master
  LRRbot: Fateful Discovery [3UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an artifact you control enters, draw a card.
 jarnatan: how do you even make plates out of goblins and why are they in the mail
  LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
 public_key_reveal_party: Math really is for blockers
swordmaster2551: cool fateful discovery
Sealtest: seems like its dead each way
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 FauksStarling: @TehAmelie That happens at the Gaffer step, right?
sallomon33: Trample + deathtouch my beloved
RejjeN: The sad thing here, is that she needs to only take 8 damage max, since he's likely to get a treasure token as well
LRRMTG_Judge: Reminder while this is ok at the PPR, your judge cannot help you survive lethal at your local prerelease - Ku
Sealtest: SPIDERS WIN!
 Redbassist: GG
 flatluigi: woooo
tryllebanjoUnofficial: GG! What a final match!
insanecat6mtg:  
RejjeN: DT and Trample is NASTY
 TehAmelie: such excitement
zagman505: gg!
sallomon33: GGs!
 RockPusher:     
 Dromos_GHG: good games!
sallomon33: Great games overall! 
 jarnatan: Was super cool meeting you at magiccon!
JolyneGarcia_art: yippieee
 Redbassist: 👏👏👏👏👏
 Sorator13: Nothing but excellent games all day today, this is very promising for the set
 Strebenherz:  
 SolarBlitz1: Very excited for my double PRs next weekend now
Azegoroth: Surprisingly solid limited set considering the small set size
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 abaddon2501: Great games!
 BrowneePointz: Is Paul Italian enough to be a Crystal Gondolier?
 Kentosaurus: Edmonton has one
 Redbassist: Love a funicular
 flatluigi: i love the funicular in psychonauts 2
 BrowneePointz: Mini trams
 HadesLeprechaun: I was on one for the first time last summer!
Sanders1004: I'm very happy to have been able to watch the entire stream live today. Great event as always!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Pittsburgh!
sallomon33: @Azegoroth TMNT too, so small set size does not a bad limited set make
 BrowneePointz: vertical mini trams
 Redbassist: Quebecs is neat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: we have 2
  Foxmar320: oh ive never rode one of those
 ContingentCat: Prague's is nice
 TehAmelie: the studio can be the Leaning Funicular
 HadesLeprechaun: It was novel, but old, so small and uncomfortable
 public_key_reveal_party: slanted elevator basically
Buff113: So does Edmonton.
 Sorator13: A roller coaster, but for transport rather than thrill
 kumatsu: riding the one in Quebec is the only thing I remember about visiting that city
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Choo Choo what uses cogs and such
 Alyssa_Swift: That's how you get down down to Goblin-town
 hd_dabnado: i mean have you seen minas terith?
EvilBadman: It was on the other side of Mt Doom, Frodo was a doofus for walking
 BrowneePointz: a city near me has the World's Shortest Funicular
 e_bloc: There's a good one in monemarte
 jarnatan: present day shire would definitely have streetcars though
LRRMTG_Judge: Thanks for letting us help you out and answer question - Natedogg
 Strebenherz:   
 kumatsu: you actually commute around Minas Tirith by fernicular
SmashTCG: Okay Aldersman Cam
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun , Cam, if you come to Pittsburgh, I will take you to the incline!
 RockPusher:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 ContingentCat: @EvilBadman the tickets were just too steep for him
 e_bloc: montmartre
 RockPusher:  Mods 
sallomon33: I'm not able to stay for the credits, so thanks everyone for the prerelease and goodbye!  
LRRMTG_Judge: Always a pleasure.  - Judge Rob
LRRMTG_Judge: Always glad to hang around - Ku
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 Redbassist: !store
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 e_bloc:   
 NotCainNorAbel: thanks Judges
 Kentosaurus: thanks all this was fun
Sanders1004: Come to the Face to Face event in September! It'll be adequate!
anniecurruts: gg
LRRMTG_Judge: take care everyone! 
 TehAmelie: i'm so glad i stayed awake for this
 RockPusher: mmmmm, bready cheese
 Redbassist: Mmmm cheese deck
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 Sorator13: oh heck yeah!
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 BrowneePointz: Oasis Van for You
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 Sorator13: I like that, Desert Bus for Us
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 ContingentCat: It'll be live and something'll happen, for a week!
@OVER-KiLL: how about the 2027 line up announcement... anything grab yalls attention?? i really think the Kaiju Kamigawa TitanBreach looks hella dope tho.
 @LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip…
 @LRRbot: Fateful Discovery [3UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an artifact you control enters, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
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 @Sarah-Serinde: I haven't really been following closely but it sounds like there's some cool stuff coming up
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@OVER-KiLL: they broke up all the announcements into nice little short videos , check em out!
@flick3954: Thanks Everyone <3
 @Sarah-Serinde: https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
 @Sarah-Serinde: give that link a click even if you don't really need it, it's an easy way to help out LRR :)
 @Sarah-Serinde: And thanks @OVER-KiLL I'll have to take a look
@OVER-KiLL: 🔧💙
@jaelte: Thanks folks.
@OVER-KiLL: Morrrre Lembas bread
 @Sarah-Serinde: there it is
@OVER-KiLL: YO another SUB-A-THON!
@flick3954: Awesome!
@jaelte: I was going to say Desert Bus 2.0?
 jarnatan: friends, in high school? I have no recollection of that, no
 Kentosaurus: something donkey related
 Redbassist: Desertbus for the rest of us
EvilBadman: Desks built upon Mt Dew cases
ghyllnox: 
 Verrain2: Jordynne!
 Sorator13: HA
 BrowneePointz: oh dang the warcraft d&d book won't be out by sub a thon
 YeetTheRich_: i think of that one picture with the guy duct taped to the ceiling playing counter strike
 Redbassist: Couple lads having a lad
angreesloth: ggs everyone, have a great night
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DependableCrispyEggnogMikeHogu-XC-KCDWdY40gooUQ
 Svengineer: 
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 Redbassist: Lan*
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Chenderle: Thanks for the PPR!
 Redbassist: Now this
 ContingentCat: but first
  Foxmar320: Am Graham Okay?
 public_key_reveal_party: remember the gas leak episode ppr, that was my favorite
Sanders1004: So, most of them?
 Redbassist: Baby homunculi
  LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
 Strebenherz: Okay I thought that was Cams story.  Top marks
 Redbassist: So cozy
 flatluigi: heartwarming
  Foxmar320: Covy game
 ContingentCat: what a shock Alex is playing that one
  Foxmar320: Cozy*
 RetroHibiscus: farming some kind of life
 RockPusher: Is this what happens before Viscera Cleanup Detail?
 Sorator13: oh heck yeah
 Redbassist: Don't get hacked
 ExhaustedElox: Good Mythical Morning?
 BrowneePointz: Devs patched that Vulnerability out real fast @Redbassist
 BrowneePointz: whamjangled
 BrowneePointz: Whamjangled SH2 Remake
 flatluigi: we're going to see james sunderland's entire hole
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 Strebenherz: @flatluigi 
EvilBadman: Octagonhead
  Foxmar320: Looking forward to the Sub A Thon
 BrowneePointz: Pyramidhead is just a V Tuber
jasaproxy: night all
 TehAmelie: or is it Docteur Fromage?
 Redbassist: Beef
 Sorator13: @flatluigi I-
 Strebenherz: 200
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
 Redbassist: 
 Julian_Rogue: I just got off work I missed the PPR start over 
 RockPusher: nice
@OVER-KiLL: anyone who hasent been a part of a LRR Sub-A-Thon, i highly reccomend, they are ALWAYS so much fun.
 @LRRbot: For more information on The Hobbit, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/HOBxLRR
@OVER-KiLL: Big Big Shoutout @Sarah-Serinde and @SmithKurosaki 🔧💙
 @Sarah-Serinde: I didn't do much but thank you :)
 jarnatan: Argemandon, isn't that the guy from the Odyssey?
 coachNelly: hey thanks for all the subs y’all
 gralamin: Ñ
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 Sorator13: @coachNelly 
bbblehh: Aw wait can you guys do the PPR again I missed it
Flyingdelorion: Thanks for showing the new magical cards! You all were awesome as always!
 kumatsu: 
 Sorator13: ty for stream, friends! was lovely!
 RockPusher: 
 coachNelly: 
 Redbassist: !patreon
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 RockPusher:    
 kodalith: Thanks for the show gamers
 Redbassist: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Redbassist:   
insanecat6mtg: Have a good day/night everyone! 
ghyllnox:  
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
ArabescaDGuerra:  
 jarnatan: Also make sure to self-insert water and food
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
 Commodore_Perry_GG:    
DideRobot: LRR: The annual LoadingReadyRun Sub-A-Thon returns on August 24th! We'll be sure to share more info and the full schedule as we get closer to the event! (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117017214489219768
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