saucemaster5000: yup --- ed sagat and mai were kinda dominating tournaments
TXC2:
all DLC characters, what a surprise 
tekken_tex: Ed looks sick like ill
Zaneysed: I hated the flicker mini game so much
Ferisar: tokon looking different
saucemaster5000: better, even
Zaneysed: It even properly runs on PC
BrowneePointz:

Ferisar: @Zaneysed whatever the issue was in the open weekend actually stopped happening for me with the release version lol
LurkerSpine: what a poke!
Ferisar: sad for people having the problem still tho
saucemaster5000: I've heard that the day 1 patch helped some folks. but yeah not everyone
Zaneysed: @Ferisar I need to buy it and see if it works on my pc
BrowneePointz: The Green Goblin Mask speaking to Adam but it's Ed's Hoodie
CAKHost:
The gang is all back together 
TXC2: they all want to play Tekken 3 again
CAKHost: XD
TXC2: like it's 1998
Simbionis: nice!
JKBalch: Nice Nelly
LurkerSpine: ggs ggs
rosesmcgee: ggs
Ferisar: @Zaneysed best of luck!
BusTed: good session
LurkerSpine: Thanks for the stream!
EedanHensey: ggs
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam, Angel and Nelson
mightberichard: ggs
Mr_Bitterness: GG, great stream
TXC2: !patreon
Zaneysed: ggs ggs
TXC2: !store
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CAKHost:
Oh! Thanks for the stream everyone! 
JKBalch: Thank you all
TXC2: !next
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Bearudite: damn tod's got the racing stripes
BusTed: good enough!
TXC2: !discord
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CAKHost: Question to Chat (LRR Folk are free to chime in if they so want to): Has LRR ever tried to do a shot of how many people they can be on screen in the streaming studio? Not mic'ed just on the camera in the room?
RockPusher: I don't recall any deliberate attempts
CAKHost: Okay thanks!
SaxPython: I don't know that they did it with intent, but one of the glurp streams had a lot of people. Also Sub-a-thon kickoff has a lot of people too
LoadingReadyRun: The room is more than big enough that all of us could fit, the limitation would be the camera frame.
Juliamon: Usually if they know there will be a lot of people they go with Studio C instead. They tend to stick to 4 max in the streaming studio.
TheMerricat: I think you all are forgetting the closing moments of most DB runs.
RockPusher: This was specifically Studio A
CAKHost: @LoadingReadyRun That's along the lines of what I was asking about.
TXC2: also check out some Desert Bus endings to see as many people as possible on camera at once
TheMerricat:
Yeah my brain just caught up. 
TXC2: for streaming the is the infamous Kathleen line "it takes a 6 pack of dicks [to play MtG]"
CAKHost: @Juliamon That's fair thing to do! If it were the cooler months, I may joke about "but maybe...?". I wouldn't want to stress their AC unit at this time and just having that many people in the room with all that equipment in that space
TheAinMAP: Signal
TXC2: thus impliing at least 7 people have been on camera at once
TXC2: also CONTACT
Juliamon: I think the 6 pack o' dicks was a previous moonbase
TXC2: Juliamon oh indeed it was
CAKHost: Did you know that electricity radiates heat, chat?
RockPusher: The room I think you could physically cram most of the crew in, but in terms of a framed shot…
TheMerricat:
@CAKHost Only if you let it move. 
CAKHost: @TheMerricat XD
TXC2: CAKHost yes.....are you OK?
RockPusher: with a wide enough lens - it'd be most but maybe not all?
CAKHost: I was just doing a silly bit. I'm good TXC!
CAKHost: Thanks for asking
CAKHost: OH XD
TXC2:
CAKHost 
Juliamon: anyway, the subathon On Break cam in studio A showed that it's pretty roomy, so they could fit a lot of folks in there but the air circulation would suffer
CAKHost: I get why you asked that now XD
TheMerricat:
I'm sure that between all of their years streaming, and given the geek tendencies of certain members of LRR, it would not be difficult for them to find a fisheye or even a 360ish lense for their webcams. If the question is of 'how large a frame can we get?' 
CAKHost: That would be bizarre to have a stream stare in fisheye view
CAKHost: *start
RockPusher: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #5251: "If you can beat this, I'll take Ben out for ice cream." —James, to Paul [2018-08-09]
TXC2:
flattened VR shot, it'll be fine 
SaxPython:

RockPusher: Time to beat… the news
CAKHost: Or birbs-eye view, though that is just fisheye pointed downwards...
RockPusher:

GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot:
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Snowcookies: hello fellow chillers of points
TheAinMAP:

TXC2:
why no compound insect eye lens view? 
CAKHost: Noooo
TheMerricat: GOOD NEWS Chat! It's Bethesda's 40th anniversary and on steam they are doing a sale! You can purchase YET another copy of Skyrim for the low low price of... $30 USD....
Vinewood_OG:

DoodlestheGreat:

RockPusher:
I love that Paul leaves
in the going online rotation even though I assume it still gives just a little heart-attack every time 
TehAmelie: more news than is fit to print! cause printing the video would be tricky and not very useful
TXC2: TODAY!
CAKHost: *Glances over where my physical collection of the Elder Scrolls generally are in my home* I think I'm covered. Thanks! XD
TXC2: oh no my floors!
SaxPython: I'm thinking yes
DoodlestheGreat: Why, I'm not sure....
RockPusher: What part of my floor?
James_the_Dabbler: Probably???
CAKHost: Oh no! I am walking all over it! D8
TXC2: Hello Heather, Paul and Beej
CAKHost: o/
lord_wertornion: that is true
CAKHost: Huh
TXC2: By "floor" does Beej mean the carpet?
Vinewood_OG: Some sort of flotilla?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You need to bring the soil of your homeland to sleep on
DoodlestheGreat: They're made of lutfisk.
TehAmelie: guess you can always make a dirt floor
TheMerricat: "Yes, it is entirely true that many rental properties in the Netherlands come completely without flooring (such as laminate, carpet, or tiles), leaving you with bare concrete. This practice often shocks newcomers, but it is a deeply rooted tradition in the Dutch housing market."
GapFiller: lotta bridges in Holland yes
GapFiller: prob lot more than on Vancouver Island
RockPusher: Steal the bridge, make that your floor
TXC2: prerailed
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clinker sounds like a future slur
CAKHost: No not bridges! Those attract trolls and goats!
CAKHost: Wait CALL MATT G Quick!
GapFiller: theyre like cobblestones
Invitare: Beej is clearly thinking of Denmark and Lego
lord_wertornion: sidewalks are made of tiles
GapFiller:
who said yr havta move together Heather 
TehAmelie: i thought that Commodore Hustle plot was fiction
RockPusher: Beej Experiences so that we may Experience Beej
DoodlestheGreat: Does any country require you bring your bathrooms?
TXC2: the Moose distribution service
SaxPython: Do house hippos come pre-installed?
Vinewood_OG: Pack it in, pack it out
GapFiller: really wanna try moose milk and moose cheese after this weeks episode ngl
TXC2: not a lot of people Beavers, but there are drugs for that now
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: You milk the beaver when you run out of vanilla. Do not look up castorum.
CAKHost: Caution Moose, he's gonna move your caboose...
TheAinMAP: Hello.
CAKHost: Oh right XD
GapFiller: tbf Paul what Beej was reading sometimes sounds more interesting than the weeks video game news
CAKHost: I love the secret bit you pulled XD
RockPusher: Heather, since when has truth ever stopped a conspiracy theory
Vinewood_OG: They're both played by Andy Serkis
TXC2: she that theory boldly assumes the LRR are ever in the same room at the same time
SaxPython: I blame Teferi
TXC2: *see
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Are they both ghosts? That really helps with the household budget.
TehAmelie: but which one went to Silent Hill and which one didn't?
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CAKHost: Have we forgotten about the Door to the Dinosaur Past?
CAKHost: Clearly, LRR has timetravel
RockPusher: Adam getting spooked by the ghost knocking on the bathroom wall
EvilBadman: (smash cut tsomeone in the bathroom, washing their hands) "Hello?"
SaxPython: Faked reflections is a pro move
SaxPython: <- Fool
GapFiller: for some of us this isnt our first rodeo
EvilBadman: because they took your floors?
TXC2: it all comes back to floors
RockPusher:
The balcony set has very good lightinging 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Keeping drinks in mugs is a fucking nightmare.
Krektogar: they're holding on, but the hands are free...
GapFiller: wasnt that the climax of The Twits
GapFiller: where they turned a room upside down
TXC2: Netherlands: the Canada of Europe
Vinewood_OG: Ian's been rear projection since the end of last year
CAKHost: XD
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I'd give them a nod for keeping it at a loss if it weren't because of their own irresponsibility. Damned rube executives . . .
emperorchampion: somewhat related, my wife bought a Mac neo like 2 days before the price increase
emperorchampion: finally once lucky
TXC2: "pancakes real expensive now" "how does this effect waffle prices?"
RockPusher:
Better start saving up for the 6 PS6's fund 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There's a whole market waiting for people to release new games on the previous generation of consoles.
vengeful5294soul: I getting ready go my local store hobbit pre release my 2 pre release ever I huge middle earth fan you guys middle earth video on YouTube was amazing and helpful
TXC2: vengeful5294soul good luck
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TheAinMAP:

Decaped: XBOX isn't in the position to delay, so everything they are doing we can expect the others to do eventually.
vengeful5294soul: @txc2 ty
TXC2: congratulations Foxmar320
Decaped: Nintendo did it by raising digital prices where they have more headroom.
Foxmar320:

vengeful5294soul: Playstation going digital only next year
TXC2: same as the oil/ petrol prices, the RAM/ Console prices aren't gonna come down
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There's only so much loss a company will take - you're still going to have to make enough on software to offset it and that's not infinitely elastic.
KharadBanar: I just want NAND to recover, so I can buy an SSD to throw Linux on without breaking the bank
GapFiller: tbf computers were historically white goods for a v long time
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: My PC is over thirty years old and has had many gnarly parts.
RockPusher: I suspect Valve also aren't quite as tied to a specific set of custom silicon which I imagine is a squeeze point in the console supply chain
TheMerricat: Valve have been trying to 'break into' the couch gaming world for a while. See also: Steam Link. I'm just hoping the Machine lives longer.
RockPusher:
An Arch box running KDE that can also play games 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I gather it uses an A/B setup for boot software like an Android phone does?
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat the steam link was a bandaid for couch gaming at best
SaxPython: Next time on TTSF
RockPusher: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving I haven't checked but it seems reasonable they will be doing some form of A/B immutable OS image boot
TXC2: there have been times where I have had to debug game installs, and yeah I am sick of that
KharadBanar: the steam machine seems to keep that console promise better than some consoles right now
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @RockPusher It's a sensible approach when you are positioning it in the living room and using a stripped down, lightweight OS.
LordZarano: @RockPusher That is exactly what they are doing yes. There's a video on YT of a talk by the Valve engineer that made the custom bootloader for it
TheMerricat:
Chat, man my brain is lagged today. I _just_ realized since this is Chillpoint... it must be Friday. 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @LordZarano Excellent
TXC2: I thought all RAM chips where Taiwanese?
TXC2: *were
KharadBanar: @TXC2 Samsung and SKHynix (?) are Korean
RockPusher:
TXC2 nah, we diversify the location of chip manufacture to multiple geopolitically contended hotspots 
GapFiller: per a quick search Micron is the other Big 3 company and theyre from Idaho
TXC2: RockPusher oh..goodie
TXC2: KharadBanar ok
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 Not so much. RAM tends to be made in (this is the wrong way to describe this) second tier of plant.
KharadBanar: @GapFiller their factories aren’t in the USA though I’m pretty sure
TXC2: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving ah OK
GapFiller: KharadBanar obv but the company is American
GapFiller: in contrast to the other two who as noted are both Korean
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 People used to speak of fabs, forges, and foundries for silicon devices.
GapFiller:

TheMerricat: Important to note, those are the three who make the silicon, not the finished products.
TXC2: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving neat!
RockPusher:
A private company with on-paper negative cashflow 
GapFiller: mmm the many flavours of evil
KharadBanar: It’s Evil all the way up
TXC2:
so, has anyone started a death clock on EA? I give it 5 years before bankruptcy 
RockPusher: Time for the fire everyone, auction off all the IP, declare bankruptcy, sell the brand
TehAmelie: EA once had a mission statement about electronic art, made by artists. . .
OldUncleDan: Didn't M$ even say they weren't going to layoff people before the merger?
TheMerricat: @TXC2 With the amount of debt they just got leveraged onto them? That's Toys'R'Us being shelled out levels. I don't give them 2.
Kurintoi: the assholes won an award for it begore!
TXC2: TheMerricat bold prediction
Invitare: not sure you call taht "winning"
SquareDotCube: Back when The Consumerist was active
RockPusher: I think it was "least trusted brand"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: * for trivial values of evil
SaxPython: I think it was EA over Bank of America
RockPusher: rather than "most evil"
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: A million years ago EA was a bunch of disaffected corpo refugees and the name was Electronic Arts.
TheMerricat: "Electronic Arts (EA) won the "Worst Company in America" poll from the publication Consumerist in 2012 and 2013, beating major banks and oil corporations. Gamers voted for EA because of intense anger over microtransactions, rushed or broken game launches, and unpopular creative choices."
RockPusher: Worst (incompeten) vs Worst (evil)
RockPusher: *incompetent
TXC2: I still maintain the Mass effect 3 would have been great if it had ONE ending and not three.
TheMerricat: Chat, does anyone else remember the "EA Spouse" debacle around the same time?
Wolfstrike_NL: I'd say things like sexual harassment should always be remarkable
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ooh, you mean the abhuman responsibility distribution machines?
TXC2: "EA Spouse! it's in the game!"
RockPusher: Also the public generally don't know what Raytheon and General Dynamics DO
TehAmelie: they have been the leading cause of burnout among game devs, but i don't know if they still have enough employees for that
gualdhar: Palantir
mtvcdm: Palantir
Kurintoi:
I mean people forget they won the first game awards right? with a foorball game 
TXC2: Flock?
TheMerricat: We were so innocent back then chat...
gualdhar: isnt' Flock owned by Palantir? or is it just an investor?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @RockPusher At both ends of the wildness scale.
mtvcdm: In most years it'd be a more fun question, this year it's....
SaxPython: Ngl, lrr has enough sample size to make useful research
TXC2: gualdhar I thought Flock was an Anthropic thing ?
TheMerricat: "Roughly $20 billion in debt financing (amounting to about $18 billion in net debt at close) was layered onto Electronic Arts during its historic $55 billion leveraged buyout."
SquareDotCube: Supposed piles of money, let's be honest here
TXC2:
it's hard to keep track of the "AI" companies these days 
LordZarano: Microsoft still providing computer services to the IDF?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Flock is a bad implementation of tech I worked with at the turn of the century. They're really crap!
mtvcdm: EA is getting Embracer'd
gualdhar: Ah, Flock got a lot of its initial investment from Peter Thiel, but its not directly related to Palantir
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There's a reason that car parks that want their money don't use Flock.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Oh, yes. That is absolutely a thing.
KharadBanar: at this point, Flock’s reputation is bad enough that any new deployment smells like lack of due diligence and/or corruption
Kurintoi: SNK Sadge
TXC2: given MBS "allegedly" wanted Andre the giant at a wrestling show, I could see him doing that
UnknownFriday: They famously asked for the WWF wrestler Yokozuna to show up at The Greatest Royal Rumble even though he was dead, so them asking to work on World of Warcraft even though they don't on it seems about on par.
TheMerricat:
One brain chell chat. 
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GapFiller: TheMerricat no Chell is Valve
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Being bought up by Prince Bonesaw is about the only thing that could have reduced my opinion of EA. Nobody mention Ubisoft or Rockstar . . . >.>
TheMerricat:
@GapFiller 
mtvcdm: I've always been of the idea, PIF wants to do Big Stuff, but they don't actually know how to do Stuff in the first place but they want to do it Big, so it kinda ends up looking.... off
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
no, no, now we need video games so the AI can play them 
TXC2: Peak has peaked
RockPusher: Peak is Peaking?
TheMerricat:
So chat, far be it from me to advocate immoral behavior, but if I ever needed an excuse to raise the jolly roger.... 
TXC2: were the games fixed?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Bank switching writ large
TXC2: or swapable
GapFiller: is one of em Balloon Fight
SaxPython: #AndBalloonFight
mtvcdm: Mostly anything. Narrows it down wonderfully
SaxPython:
@gapfiller 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The impression I got was that it takes swappable carts.
RockPusher: Beej, plz
Garfy400: Beej no
Foxmar320:
"Wet room" 
TXC2:
is the one room without it themed for the 1970's or something? 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ah, you know. You meet all sorts of people if you develop your barfly skills.
RockPusher:
Beej‽ Read manga‽ 
ContingentCat: there's a few ways they could piviot with that yeah
SaxPython:

LordZarano: 🏩
Invitare: Oh, does Beej have much interest in Japanese culture and media?
TXC2: Gravure photos, I think is the term
RockPusher: pre-themed room, primary usage be damned
Getter404: So is That Rooftop Pool from a love hotel or was that just a weird coincidence?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving:
The 'took my yaoi' meme was never about morality. The love hotels just pay good money for premium filth. 
RockPusher: I believe Geek & Sundry has a suspiciously well know wall and couch…
RockPusher: *had
Getter404: Oh god, I just remembered that one time Giant Bomb rented a set for E3 and only discovered after they showed up what its "usual" use case was
TheMerricat:
@Getter404 I mean as long as it gets cleaned. 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Look, sets and costumes can get pretty weird. For those who might be entertained by some seriously weird (not that way) smut should check out Nightdreams , directed by Rinse Dream.
TheMerricat:
Reminder to chat, never bring a blacklight lamp when you stay in a hotel. 
Firewhiskers: @TheMerricat What if I want to appreciate my partner's work tho
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Juliamon: I remember those weird controllers
SquareDotCube: Sounds like a knockoff iQue
EikoandMog: @TheMerricat I went to a Love Hotel when I was in Japan. I did not trust the couch. No Famicom system, tho.
SquareDotCube: The iQue was essentially a N64 built into a controller and was sold in China
TheMerricat: "Its official website was discontinued in mid-2008, but units have been seen as late as 2013 for Nintendo 64 in hotels, and as late as 2012 for Game Boy and Game Boy Color on Singapore Airlines. LodgeNet was the most widespread pay-per-view system for hotels that used it. "
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: "Takes 16 whiles"
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ooh, my wheat grew!
LordZarano: @TheMerricat I did bring a blacklight the last time I stayed in a hotel. It told me that the bedding and main walking space were perfectly clean but the corners of the room could use some work and I should absolutely not use the chair
Firewhiskers: So how does the Famicom system handle saved games?
TheShatzMan: I for one would appreciate bath-based gaming
TheMerricat: @LordZarano :F
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The blacklight thing does not quite work the way TV suggests.
EikoandMog: Why am I blue...? What does blue mean?!
Getter404: It's like when I got Final Fantasy III from the video store
TXC2: EikoandMog (anguished animal noises)
ThanhtTheBoss: @Getter404 The bad habits I learned to beat long RPGs in a weekend...
TehAmelie: looking at the list of games, i think none of the have save files
SaxPython: Pilotwings
EikoandMog: Super Mario World.
EvilBadman: excite bike
Foxmar320: mARIO 3
UnknownFriday: SMW3
SaxPython:

Getter404: Blaster Master. I just think it's neat.
Firewhiskers: Little Samson and Mr. Gimmck!
Foxmar320: omg MC Kids
OldUncleDan: Balloon Fight.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: You should theme things by picking based on the raunch level of the sound
couchboyj: MC Kids was actually a really interesting platformer, as I remember
Garfy400: and Balloon fight
Getter404: No, not Xbox, XBOX
Foxmar320: Yeah MC Kids was surprisingly not bad
TXC2:
I thought it had plat cheevos already 
EikoandMog: I assume it's the same thing.
mtvcdm: In order to have platinum achievements don't they need to have games first
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 Like many, I suspect neither of us cared enough to find out
TXC2: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving indeed
Foxmar320: Xbox has never had a thing for getting everything in a game
TheMerricat: The point is, from what I understand, you now get more gamerscore for 100% a game. Otherwise no changes. They don't have Gold/SIlver/Bronze etc. Just gamer scores base on how 'hard' an achivement is.
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat devs set the gamescore per achievement, and can do it based on difficulty, but can also just do whatever. There's no bonus for 100%
TheMerricat:
@EvilBadman Yet. 
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Invitare: turns out that churning out a terrible football game every year is actually quite difficult
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Oh, just a zombie.
mtvcdm: Rightsizing
TXC2: well FIFA might collapse so....
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Oh, yes. I've been through what Heather said. While the pension fund was looted.
TheMerricat: Even if terrible things won't happen to your company, just don't. FIFA sucks.
mtvcdm: If you work with FIFA, either bad things will happen or Gianni Infantino will show up in a panic to give you $20 million
GapFiller: TXC2 itll be impressive if Gianni Infantino still has a job this time nxt week
TXC2: GapFiller indeed
ThanhtTheBoss: You can turn down the gore, yes?
ThanhtTheBoss: Cyclops X Wolverine
itira: LOL
Getter404: It is confirmed that there will, in fact, be Butt Stuff
Foxmar320: lol
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Bruceski: You can see the blowhole?
TXC2: full Backel is the correct term
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I have partial nudity right now. It would only be worth money as a threat.
GapFiller: this is gonna be like that business w/ Batmans penis from ten years ago
kingandcommoner: We call that "film appropriate male nudity"
CAKHost: Dat Ass is not enough for me to overcome the gore. Nooo thank you. Wish those who can many fun hours!
Firewhiskers: Male presenting nipples
Foxmar320: I know in one of the movies you see butt
EvilBadman: Hugh backel
TheMerricat: "Hugh Jackman went completely naked for the Weapon X escape sequence in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) after his character receives his adamantium skeleton. During the first day of filming this naked scene on what was supposed to be a closed set, Jackman ran around a corner and was surprised to find the entire female crew gathered there waving five-dollar bills, causing him to instinctively cover himself and accidentally scratch his inner thigh with his prop claws."
TXC2: and then he rounds the corner and EVERY Woman working on the film is there to great him, so he tells it
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 Jinx. 
TXC2: TheMerricat ah, you tell it better
Foxmar320: @TheMerricat I feel like thats a problem Wolverine has all the time. Good thing he has healing factor.
EvilBadman: holy moly that anecdote sucks if he had no idea it was happening
EikoandMog: Actually pretty fun.
TheMerricat:
@Foxmar320 I mean comic book Wolverine doesn't have Hugh Jackman looks. So... 
TXC2: EvilBadman Hugh's the kind of guy to take that in stride
Foxmar320: @TheMerricat True but im sure he has had a miss fire with those claws before
EvilBadman: @TXC2 Still shouldn't be normalized
Firewhiskers: Alas Hugh doesn't own Wolverine (yet)
ThanhtTheBoss:
@TXC2 Australian? 
Decaped: #whywereweokaywiththis
Foxmar320: Im not eating popcorn out of a lickers head
TXC2: ThanhtTheBoss not entirely that
TXC2: are these themed popcorn buckets a US thing, 'cause I have NEVER seen them here in the UK
Firewhiskers: So like having a baby strapped to your front
Foxmar320: Yeah Universal has a whole Resident Evil experience going on right now
Foxmar320: Look where the tounge is
Foxmar320: Ass to face as well
itira: oh myy
TheMerricat: @TXC2 I've never seen one outside of the internet, but I'm also a shut in.
TXC2:
it's an ass licking backpack 
BusTed:

TXC2: TheMerricat right?
TehAmelie: this is like 60% of the way to the Jar Jar Binks tongue lollipop. and people don't even actively hate the licker
Firewhiskers: Where do you pour the butter on the popcorn?
Juliamon: TXC2 I think it's specific theater chains
ThanhtTheBoss:
Why not make it sideways and have the popcorn in the licker side? 
TXC2: Juliamon ok that makes sense
TheShatzMan: looks dumb and gross lol
TheMerricat: @Juliamon Thes specific ones are more for amusment parks, not theaters.
CAKHost: Okay that was weird
SoldieroFortune: There is a strap under the arm, connected to the lower legs of the licker
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: D:
Juliamon: (to be clear, the first time I saw a novelty popcorn bucket in person was literally last month)
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Foxmar320: The licker is iconic
EvilBadman: The Odyssey Trojan Horse one is inspired
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: sD: ?
CAKHost: @TehAmelie *shutters*
Firewhiskers: Why can't the licker's tongue be a lollypop?
TehAmelie: on reflection maybe the licker is a worse idea just cause it's way more expensive
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: Hey, have you tried Raid: Shadow Legends here? All the clickbait ads say you should.
TXC2: no, bad, bad lrrbot
ContingentCat: the Freaky Friday promo ones were good, the popcorn bucket looked like a drink and vise versa
ThanhtTheBoss: He-Man had a Battlecat popcorn bucket. People scalped it. My husband got it for like half-off a month or two after.
SaxPython: this is my popcorn bucket. There are many like it, but this one is mine
Bruceski: "You're designing the new theme park accessory. Really make sure to cheek that thing up."
CAKHost: Lrrbot embracing anarchy today XD
TheMerricat: Fuck my life chat, I live in the universe where people SCALP popcorn buckets....
CAKHost: Heck, I'm in this universe to! D:
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ah, thr cupboard of poorly cleaned plastic crap . . .
CAKHost: *too!
TheShatzMan: buy my cyclops action figure I got from Dave's Hot Chicken...
EvilBadman: Prime TV show
GapFiller: hmm Batista or Chris Judge
Firewhiskers: WHy won't they hire Christopher Judge as Kratos? He already did the role!
TXC2: ^
Invitare: @Firewhiskers Indeed
TheShatzMan: @Firewhiskers he's like 70
TheShatzMan: lol
EikoandMog: He's actually really good as a stoic.
Tiber727: Judge is too old I think.
TheMerricat: Is this old ANGRY Kratos or Chilled Dad Kratos?
Firewhiskers: @TheShatzMan Harrison Ford is still in action pictures.
GapFiller: in Grahams immortal words that man is a square
TXC2: Bastista isn't much younger then Christopher Judge
GapFiller: ie Graham literally said this abt seeing Batista inperson
ThanhtTheBoss: Maybe they'll get Olivier Richters. He's very big.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Getting kinda typecast as a Father who lost his wife and daughter and embarked on a revenge crusade
TheShatzMan: @TXC2 wow...he's old too lol
GapFiller: Firewhiskers Harrison Ford isnt that type
TXC2: TheShatzMan right?
EvilBadman: @TXC2 Dude Judge couldn't walk in 2019
SaxPython:

TXC2: EvilBadman oh really? oh that's sad
Foxmar320: Id watch Paul Reviews GoW
Foxmar320: Sonic
ThanhtTheBoss: I'd listen to a Paul Review podcast.
SquareDotCube: Last of Us?
TheShatzMan: the new MK 2 was a bummer
GapFiller: maybe Paul can replace Matt as James movie going partner in crime
RockPusher: Rings of Power was fine, but definitely not worth what they paid for it
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's a bit like King adaptations. There are some famously good ones, you just don't think htey're from the Maximum Overdrive fount.
Foxmar320: Im hoping the new Resident Evil movie is good. It looks good
emperorchampion: rip wheel of time
Firewhiskers: Yes, I admit to it
RockPusher:
I wonder how much money I personally paid Amazon for S1 of Rings of Power through the NZ Film production tax credits 
GapFiller: right this story
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] How many people are going to be cheese? All of them!
LRRbot: New quote #9631: "How many people are going to be cheese? All of them!" —Heather [2026-08-07]
TXC2: D&D players? being Murderhobos? shocking
Foxmar320: The what
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I was recently told that someone in a senior position at Larian is the same person I used to shoot target pistol with on a Friday.
Firewhiskers: These boots were made for scrapin'
RockPusher: You don't want your poop-scraper to be *sharp*
GhostValv: D:
Foxmar320:

mtvcdm: This is the very first person that Dark Urge players are forced to kill
ContingentCat: you finish it or it finishes you
Firewhiskers: Look at least they're not fighting with actual poop
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @RockPusher But blunt won't scrape well. Hmm. It's all a question of the bevel. The terrible, terrible bevel.
mtvcdm: After a game that length, yeah you probably aren't going a second time
ghyllnox:

SaxPython:

FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I'd play villain lines if they didn't require me to be a damnable cartoon.
GhostValv: it's a run that rewards knowledge of how the game normally runs, but that means doing another 100+ hours of gaming
mtvcdm: You RESCUED them
RockPusher:
Heather sounds like my kind of player 
Foxmar320: Solid
mtvcdm: It wasn't your fault
Laserbeaks_Fury: Adam would 100% be one of those folks
mowdownjoe:
@mtvcdm I did, to play Dark Urge. Then I tried a third before I burnt out. But I did love coming up with characters. Obviously, it was a gateway to TTRPGs for me. 
Strebenherz: So they used ai and halfbutted the response
Firewhiskers: Who trained that AI on which movements?
Getter404: Apparently she was showing off Kpop Demon Hunters merch at some point... the game is not connected in any way to Kpop Demon Hunters
TehAmelie: an insult to life itself, etc
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, take someone like Bayonetta, the way she moves is such a huge part of her character design
KeytarCat: Rotoscope with somehow more effort
Getter404: The funniest part is that the CEO's wife is the creative director of the studio's other game (and their chief moneymaker), and she is VOCALLY anti-AI and, reportedly, is doing everything she can to keep it away from characters
Foxmar320: oh yeah this!
SaxPython: Off spec. I think it's a knock off
radiowasabi2014: yes it was human error not AI
Laserbeaks_Fury: shifting from 3 to 4 fingers happens a lot
SquareDotCube: An art director usually catches that
ContingentCat: but if I was making official art I'd have checked
radiowasabi2014: normally square enix QA and checks are usually pretty strict but hey ppl make mistakes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Happens all the times with Sonic
RockPusher:
Donald was in the Navy, it isn't out of the question he lost a finger 
EvilBadman: Yeah multiple people can miss a thing. We're not perfect system
ghyllnox: It's in []
RockPusher: Kindom Hearts loves its numbering
couchboyj: Thats square brackets around I-III
EikoandMog: That's square brackets.
Invitare: those are square brackets
TXC2: Kerning issue
Getter404: Final Chapter Prologue
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: You just have to mug things like a maniac for a scree. Big fingers to wiggle, big face to gurn with . . .
couchboyj: I'd say including those square brackets is a mistake as bad as the duck hands
LordZarano: The screens on the building in the background look more ai than Donald's hands
kingandcommoner: also, while I hate to say it, IIII can be a legitimate roman numeral. you'll see it on some older clocks
lamina5432: humans be human
Foxmar320: I still have my free replacement Okami cover from that
RockPusher: Or all the dates are a year out
Juliamon: I never bothered getting a replacement cover. I was too amused by the mishap.
EikoandMog: The directors are as infallible as the artists they are checking.
RockPusher: Humans it turns out are bad at Q&A
Getter404: Isn't that traditional on Grandfather Clocks?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I made a mistake once. I'm sure I'll break that streak eventually.
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
Wolfstrike_NL: Books come with typos, and those are test read by many most of the time (looking at The Devils mixing up Tail/Tale)
kingandcommoner: g'night TCX2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather, Paul and Beej
EvilBadman:
@RockPusher And acronyms 
TehAmelie: imagine how many people were involved in designing, producing and distributing the licker popcorn bucket
Wolfstrike_NL: 175 even
mtvcdm: They're in the 'up the goal so people have a goal to keep beating' phase
mtvcdm: Yeah it's, help as many as you can
DragaFireHawk:
Omg it's adorable 
Firewhiskers:

FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Making a strike fund a currently known, popular thing is a move in itself
lamina5432: yes want
EikoandMog: lmao at "I thought it was a partnership with Monster Hunter"
Firewhiskers: Meowsassin's
RockPusher: So, what is Assassin Neko's vice?
Firewhiskers: No, Nyassassin's Creed
Laserbeaks_Fury: Edward Kittenway
e_bloc: not true yet
couchboyj: An Assassin's Creed game where you are a cat from the ground up would get me back into Assassin's Creed. You could knock something off the vantage points when you unlock them.
Laserbeaks_Fury: gimmie Ezio Meowditore
Getter404: Do they know what they're doing? Jacob but no Evie
ContingentCat: "____ but cats" is a pretty solid formula
e_bloc: and a lot of other people apparently want you to fill it too
e_bloc: catsassin's creed
RockPusher: As if Baxter would let your put a hoodie on him
EikoandMog: Pawsitive News
nevermore913: I think i would be more likely to play assassin's creed if you were a cat
e_bloc: this time, meaning this isnt the first time they've done kenway
EikoandMog: OoT is good but it's not THAT good, imo.
Foxmar320:

e_bloc: sounds like we need a meta meta critic
Foxmar320: Shocking!
GapFiller: one entire percent
TheAinMAP:

e_bloc: and zelda 2
kingandcommoner: Soul Calibur 1!?
e_bloc: did they audit all of those other games too
Foxmar320: GTA4?!
Getter404: Soulcalibur or Soulcalibur 2?
couchboyj: THE SOUL STILL BURNS
Invitare: Super Mario Galaxy *2*???
e_bloc: I demand a full recount
Kurintoi: SC still great
Wolfstrike_NL: Galaxy 1 was better :S
Laserbeaks_Fury: Makes sense, Link was in a Soul Calibur
lamina5432: if only I could care about reviews
EvilBadman: Galaxy 1 has a 97, as does BOTW, PErfect Dark, THPS3 and many others
e_bloc: more importantly they proved that they have entirely too much time on their hands or not enough good ideas of what to do with their time
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Soul Calibur makes me remember the smell of a late 90's student bar.
Foxmar320: oh Heather trying to start fights lol
kingandcommoner: I would have no issue believe Ocarina is the best rated game. Best is a very different quesiton
e_bloc: Mask isn't on the list because you can't judge greatness
TheMerricat:
@kingandcommoner Kinda like our entire discussion prior about "Worst company in America" 
Foxmar320: I admit Mask is the better game I just don't like the time system
LordZarano: I remember for a while the top rated PC game on Metacritic was a baseball game. Because it had only been reviewed by people who like baseball games, who all loved it
e_bloc: metacritic isnt even the top rated review aggregated
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @kingandcommoner Oh, yes. People do tend to mix up personal preferences
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think it's a case like Citizen Kane where it established so much game design that propagated forward that it just seems boring compared to everything that's done it since
Firewhiskers: Such engagement
TheMerricat: Chat, there is only one clear answer. We need to create an AI to take over the world, and force everyone to play every game ever created and rate each one.
kingandcommoner: Untitled Goose Game
e_bloc: this is an odd fuck/marry/unalive
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mina
lamina5432: warriors is getting a videogame
Foxmar320: Best game of all time? Sonic Mania Worst company? SEGA cause it won't give me Sonic Mania 2
TheAinMAP: Nintendogs?
ContingentCat: Does the British monarchy count as a company to be worst company?
ghyllnox: The Dog Island
GapFiller: TheMerricat this is the Roko Basilisk we can get behind
Firewhiskers: The Dog Island is a real PS2/Wii game
Akaiatana: An airport for aliens currently being run by dogs
couchboyj: Gonna be hard to be The Dutch Company
EvilBadman: Paw Patrol in shambles
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Duck Hunt.
mtvcdm: Beej, Paw Patrol is a thing
Firewhiskers: ALso Tokyo Jungle
Laserbeaks_Fury: What was that game where you took photos of dogs on an isla nd
e_bloc: persona 5, all of them, and disco elysium
kingandcommoner: Would a Cat Ending have been better in Silent HIll?
LordZarano: Puperattzi
NornsFelidar: nine-ten-dogs?
SoldieroFortune: Should not all be cats in: "I Am Fish"
e_bloc: and it has a lady gaga song tie-in
Firewhiskers: You starts as a Pomeranian in Tokyo Jungle.
Akaiatana: Nearbody
Foxmar320: !store
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Wolfstrike_NL: LRRCats when?
kingandcommoner: Bye!
Firewhiskers: Thank you Heather, Paul, Beej
lamina5432: gnight
EvilBadman: Goose game makes you more of a jerk if cat
Firewhiskers: Seaman is on land when halfway through he turns into a frog
e_bloc: any game where you bathe
Kurintoi: echo the dolphin
couchboyj: Some big cats like to swim
CAKHost: Crabs, you say?
Wolfstrike_NL: Book! Book! Book!
Invitare: I just finished watching the last one too
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @CAKHost More and more people are talking about crabs. As is right and proper. Now, excuse me while I look at my inset feed from a hermit crab tank. >.>
Firewhiskers: Torgoth? They're just making up names now!
RockPusher: We in the dungeon, loneing our wolf
CAKHost:
@FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving D'aww 
e_bloc: the last one was like the cauldron of fear
Invitare: tourism but Lone Wolf is extremely judgemental
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @CAKHost They're so cute and sociable!
TehAmelie: would Spec Ops the Line's themes be stronger or weaker expressed if you were a cat?
RockPusher: This town stinks!
e_bloc: the best lone wolves are Lone Wolf X and Lone Wolf X-2
ContingentCat: Maybe it's meant to make you appreciate where you are because it's not there
Invitare: and lost so many horses
SoldieroFortune: He's also tended to blow up more than his fair share of locales when he leaves, too...
e_bloc: can wait for the poison swamp book
Firewhiskers: He's been everywhere, man, here's been everywhere, man, he crossed the deserts bare, man he breathed the mountain air, man
e_bloc: portal to space
Wolfstrike_NL: And then there's multiversal travel
couchboyj: I'm waiting for the under water Lone Wolf level
Firewhiskers: @couchboyj Lone Wolf Fantastic Voyage crossover when
e_bloc: at some point we have to katabasis
e_bloc: classic friends to loggers story
CAKHost:
Oh wow! 
couchboyj: @Firewhiskers Lone Wolf races the dark lords around the world in a ballon
RockPusher: Beej has adapted
CAKHost: XD
Strebenherz: "might"
couchboyj: H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Strebenherz: "some"
Strebenherz: It was hilarious though
ContingentCat: it's been great
kingandcommoner: Some things are worth the vod getting muted
Juliamon: I still start laughing when I remember the doppler effect
TheAinMAP:

TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
highlyeducated0wl: you are welcome
LordZarano:
Erika's painting warhams if you want somewhere to chill for a bit 
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