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Juliamon:
DeM0nFiRe:
r10pez10: okay but what about second ring
lightfut: Perfect timing, just got through the North 100 cast in-between chillpoint and this
r10pez10: F N P F tol-kien cube fits the cadence of hot to go
Hadouken_lol_catz: I had to double check an episode of check point wasn't playing lmao
BeefcakeEmperor: Cube?! Hell yeah, that's what I'm Tolkien about
EvilBadman: But how about second chillpoint? This...is...chill point?
KaleidoscopeMind: had a moment of "wait it's FNPF and not chillpoint right?"
MrGibberish: Tonight! Can the LRR crew navigate hobit hole
KaleidoscopeMind: i see i'm not the only one
BeefcakeEmperor: @MrGibberish They'll be showing Hole? Live on stream?!
Diabore: surprise alex!
NotCainNorAbel:
tehfewl: Thanks for Having us, its Great to Be Here
EvilBadman: (cries) their...buttons
thraximore: crack a whole hobbit
Hadouken_lol_catz: But cam how do the doors work?
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RatherLargeToad:
Diabore: that looks like a large bundle for foreign language cards
AlnessVT: The whole Hobbit
Hadouken_lol_catz: There better be some dwarves
EvilBadman: the four rings
pleonasticTautology: hello!
tehfewl: what about 3rd eorlingas?
Vinewood_OG: But what about 5th Eorlingas?
pleonasticTautology: NICE
tehfewl: @Vinewood_OG lets not go wild
r10pez10: we have eorlingas at home
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: how affordable are we talking?
BeefcakeEmperor: !decklist
Diabore: gruul
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: oh it’s full of foils. idk how to evaluate the price
LoadingReadyRun: Izzet Gandalfs
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GhostValv: D:
fjordsword: Graham forcing Bear-gari
BeefcakeEmperor: Serge scoops
Diabore: serge gonna head out
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: D:
letsbelgo: Are some of the mics off? Like alex and angel?
pleonasticTautology: seven gift subs for the dwarf-lords in their halls of moxen
MrSarkhan:
Micalovits: Time to starve the Serge
RatherLargeToad: I will not stand for this Gaffer disrespect
NotEvenDavid: serge is probably thinking "ok where do i go get coffee instead of playing"
e_bloc: what about second cube
LSRubin: @NotEvenDavid in fairness that's what he's usually thinking
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
Dromos_GHG: I don't think he's heard of second breakfast...
GhostValv: Orc Goblin Army
RatherLargeToad: GoblOrc Army
e_bloc: an army of one
crimsonarcanum: Waiting for the next one to be Sliver army.
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e_bloc: so orc goblin zombie army
Dromos_GHG: zorclin army
Diabore: "some"
Mai_Andra: 32 copies of Orcish Bowmasters
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hehehehe
Diabore: stretch the hole budget
Strebenherz: Hole maxing
GhostValv: maximum hole. got it.
RatherLargeToad: Holemaxing?
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pleonasticTautology: "singleton"?
niccus: you're filling gaps with holes? how's that work
e_bloc: so we will show hole
tehfewl: holemaxxing
JJ_Mickey: Hey hey! I hope you all draft decks that make you smile
Diabore: bone apple tea indeed serge
thraximore: orb
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e_bloc: they never talk about eagles of the south
e_bloc: oh baby orb
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tehfewl: ORB
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc borb?
Diabore: what got snubbed?
e_bloc: we ain't bombadiling?
YeetTheRich_: bilbo
r10pez10: anyone got a clean take of wheeler pogging on stream
Diabore: wheelers got a lane
CaptainSpam: Words?!? In MY Magic: The Gathering?!?
Dromos_GHG: lot of words is very Tolkein
NotEvenDavid: many words that serge probably won't read
RatherLargeToad: Tony backwards. Y Not
Chartle: flavor win on the graham picks
raulghoulia: add nazgul to taste
LoadingReadyRun:
Who up Nazin' their Gul?
e_bloc: yeah they were 6ish when I last looked
r10pez10: i wonder if it would be easier to collect gala greeters
tehfewl: Whats your Favorite Cid, Serge?
Xavorin: That's a Saturday night activity, Paul.
HadesLeprechaun: $7.50 for FF16 Cid, most expensive on CK
r10pez10: graham on word type-l
KaleidoscopeMind: you would think the hotter cids would be the more expensive
NotEvenDavid: r10pez10 given that a couple are around 100 USD each, i have a feeling cids are a little easier on the wallet
LoadingReadyRun: "ugh, no one said Lord of the Rings would be long!"
HadesLeprechaun: FF8 Cid is the cheapest at $2.80
30teracyte: graham is taking some fun cards so far
r10pez10: convention-only promos or something?
DoodlestheGreat: Douglas from Crabane! I remember him. He was at my First Communion.
NotEvenDavid: i know the chinese gala greeters is stupid money
pleonasticTautology: LOL
r10pez10: blue is a colour that can be drafted by graham, it's true
NotEvenDavid: one of my friends was collecting them and spent around 110 USD for his
couchboyj: Bilbo? Bilbo Baggins? Bravest little hobbit of them all?
DoodlestheGreat: The Bilbo-osity is strong here.
pleonasticTautology: i count 7 total
pleonasticTautology: there may be only 5 in the cube but
tehfewl: they were box toppers but for different languages
LoadingReadyRun: and 7 Gandalfs. Gandalves?
r10pez10: i keep my gandalves up my sleevies
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Aarek: Hobbits!
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Micalovits: "and to the magic players, 7 gandalfs and like, so many bilbos"
tehfewl: @LoadingReadyRun Wizards, Gandalf
ajymx5: I think it was going to be 1mil but he tacked on an extra mil for charity or something?
Chartle: call em accidents of god
RatherLargeToad: Greatest little hobbit of them all?
r10pez10: i heard ICBC and thought you meant ICP
GhostValv:
pleonasticTautology: i DID order a bunch of hobbit singles from card kingdom dot com slash lrr AND i did say lrr sent me and asked for a button
BusTed:
thraximore:
DeM0nFiRe:
Diabore:
letsbelgo: judge
Micalovits: Wheeler is goign to what with hsi what now?
tehfewl: you only get 1 "Why is this card still in the pack?" per draft.
raulghoulia: Wilford Brimley
RatherLargeToad: so shiny
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Always
Micalovits: Nope'
letsbelgo: yes
DoodlestheGreat: Go for it.
YeetTheRich_: pfff
GhostValv:
MrSarkhan:
YeetTheRich_: fuck
letsbelgo: Lolololol
choronix: +2
raulghoulia: thaqt was Johnny Bravo
PhorrestGaze:
r10pez10: okay that's pretty good
letsbelgo: more johnny bravo, but ok
emilevitt: why was that more like johnny bravo
emilevitt:
pleonasticTautology: G-D
DoodlestheGreat: How are elves with PB & banana sammiches?
Sorator13: That does explain a lot, Serge
NotCainNorAbel: I'm more surprised Serge IS reading the card in his colours
AleekTheFreak: what pack we on? 👀
SirIcehawk: People... read the cards?
r10pez10: pack two
AleekTheFreak: sick
HadesLeprechaun: I missed the discussion of color archetypes, is boros dwarves still an option?
Micalovits: Elves
rosesmcgee: Me, except the problematic parts
AleekTheFreak: just in time to see a pack 3 pivot.
r10pez10: is dolly land better
ArdCollider: I'm now just glad that Alex is here for us washed-taste music fans like Cameron is.
RatherLargeToad: something something baboon heart
pleonasticTautology: graceland, by paul simon
pleonasticTautology: i see where cam's coming from
pleonasticTautology: i acknowledge cam's reference
ArdCollider: (but you should go look up the Justin Townes Earle cover)
AleekTheFreak: does this cube also include any of the lord of the rings Secret Lairs?
pleonasticTautology:
250 these bits are just for cam
r10pez10: mad that i'm still thinking about "whoa mana"
r10pez10: the beacon looks cool
Micalovits: Can we cancel Nelson
pleonasticTautology: discord servers, graham
pleonasticTautology: that's how
r10pez10: kanban boards
pleonasticTautology: i do know one polycule with their own matrix server but they're all technically proficient enough to deal with how much matrix sucks
Chartle: pretty sure that chant goes "oreeo oreeeeo"
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r10pez10: can't believe settle the wreckage is in the cube
Chartle: what do you mean that's not a wreck it ralph origina
Micalovits: Woe! and elf!
HadesLeprechaun: I want the Hildebrandt art LotR cards and I don't even know where they came from, not secret Lairs I don't think
MegaDosX: !card lembas
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
letsbelgo: lemb-ASS
Micalovits: It gets bounced by a pixie is what it does
r10pez10: is angel ever wrong?
HadesLeprechaun: Missed the scry 1
MegaDosX: Der nutt
northos: but is the hall as great as the shelf
maywecomein: almond joy > mounds all the time
Micalovits: Der Nussknacker
HadesLeprechaun:
r10pez10: i'm on break
MegaDosX: Is it a nut bread?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: nut bread
millenomi_Aura: booo
millenomi_Aura: the eggs may not
RatherLargeToad: sometimes you feel like nut
MegaDosX: I had eggs for breakfast
RatherLargeToad: a nut
KaleidoscopeMind: is there enough sugar that it is legally a cake in certain countries?
Krillin_fan: justice for Glorfindel!
MegaDosX: Valid, Graham
HadesLeprechaun: I've tried to make horse typal work since they printed Crested Sunmare and it just doesn't work, lol
fjordsword: Is Serge Pack 3 Pivoting?
r10pez10: horse + horsemanship might work
AleekTheFreak: ah, Glorfshito. everyone loves him. lol
30teracyte: graham does have 3 different legends with double pipped mana costs in different colours iirc
millenomi_Aura: ℹ⃣ This user can say it.
Dromos_GHG: lol
r10pez10: i should eat more olives
PhorrestGaze: it gets out so well
r10pez10: wheeler and graham do a good statler and waldorf
kingkarnage1315: wheeler is getting ready for the Naruto tcg
ArabescaDGuerra: Alright rule of threes says Wheeler needs to add a third F thing to post about other than Fiber and Faries
AleekTheFreak: good cube ninjistu
tehfewl: but Wheeler is already Sexy
Chenderle: I forgot all about sexy-no-jitsu
SirIcehawk: There's been a lot of murders in that building
BusTed: I'm a couple seasons behind
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GhostValv:
thingo314:
bbblehh: I just got here what's everyone laughing about
AleekTheFreak:
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 45:53.
SirIcehawk:
refresh your beverages!
Cartographers_Ink: I forgot I wasn't watching a vod 😅
AleekTheFreak: this is gonna be either really good for Camryn or really hilarious for the rest of us lol
ErynTzun: Got a new phone transferring data now. I need to think of a good name for it. I always name my phones after women of science fiction. My last one was named Moya, I think a living ship counts =) Anyone got any good name suggestions for me?
bbblehh: @Micalovits LOL
Micalovits: A good Cam "Fuck" is always amazing
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AleekTheFreak: @Micalovits me the 12 year old kick boxer about to fight Prime Tyson.
teyoslurking: Another draft/sealed event where Cameron gets dumpstered (complimentary)
HadesLeprechaun: lonely mountain!
bbblehh: Is this the grixis landscape from MH3?
fcloud: pikachu
bbblehh: Oh nevermind
bbblehh: Jigglypuff when viewed from above
teyoslurking: It's clefairy "FUUUUUUUU-"
lamina5432: evenin. guess i missed the early start
fcloud: petition to rename sorceries "slowbads"
northos: something about moonlight
Decaped: cold take: there are a lot of magic cards
DigitalSeahorse:
northos: oh, no it's just the map lol
Micalovits: Saruman the white?
HadesLeprechaun: sarumon, something
KaleidoscopeMind: wizardmon
teyoslurking: Sarumon the stinky
raulghoulia: many colors
Dog_of_Myth: That's steve.
northos: Saruman the Unparseable
thraximore: Saruman the Wrinkly
HadesLeprechaun: the expensive mono red gandalf
e_bloc: 3 isnt even that many colors
chaos5896: Why is Saruman only 3 and not 5 colors?
HadesLeprechaun: dang, wrong one
chaos5896: Get on it WOTC
thraximore: @chaos5896 1, 2, many, lots
fcloud: counter on gandalf?? i barely even know her on gandalf
HadesLeprechaun: WARG
bbblehh: The wicked white wolf of the west
Dog_of_Myth: WARG
KaleidoscopeMind: angy friend
emilevitt: good boye
thraximore: big dog, aka horse
emilevitt: bork bork
fcloud: squirtle
Micalovits: Pet the dog!
KaleidoscopeMind: angy friend because they arent get pets
milkydeew: Chief Warg
chaos5896: @thraximore A couple, some, a few, lol
DigitalSeahorse:
*forgot about a long sub and thought some emotes couldn't be seen*
Micalovits: Cerebron something?
Dog_of_Myth: Not a dwarf
KaleidoscopeMind: jack skellington going "what's this"
fcloud: fun fact: this track is from BGC's little-known album, "Hobbiton Gone Country"
HadesLeprechaun: barely playable in any format!
DigitalSeahorse: let's pan for some gold!
fcloud: Bilbo, Underpaid Helper
Dog_of_Myth: Dealing with dwarfs
fcloud: Bilbo, Feminist Ally
HadesLeprechaun: Bebother!
HadesLeprechaun: Sam's wife
HadesLeprechaun: Elenor?
AleekTheFreak: daughter actually
KaleidoscopeMind: hobbit river song
fcloud: sam's child was elanor
HadesLeprechaun: aaaah
fcloud:
his wife was... Rosie? 
Micalovits: Yup
HadesLeprechaun: haven't actually read the book in 20 years, lol
A_Dub888: Tolkube
fcloud: serge yager, professional broadcaster
ArdCollider: he's jrrt rhymes with skrrt
fcloud: serge "foil treatment" yager
AleekTheFreak: he’s Tolking? GET HIM!!
TehAmelie: i thought you meant kluge. it would work for the combination of Tolkien sets
exeJayce: honestly to be fair to Serge I also mispronounce words on the daily LMAO hi chat, hi Paul, Serge, Cameron, and Wheeler!
LRRbot: Mount Doom | Legendary Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Mount Doom deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Mount Doom and a legendary artifact: Choose up to two creatures, then destroy the rest. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Wose Pathfinder [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {6}{G}, {T}: Another target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
AleekTheFreak: twinks and bears? lmao
idontgetmyrealname: digging the overlay tonight
exeJayce: ikr, it's such a neat one
LRRbot: Goblin-town Flunkies [1R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Haste / When this creature enters, amass Goblins 1.
DigitalSeahorse: I feel like I could be an elf if I were either taller or smol
RatherLargeToad: Gob Town flunk you up
LoadingReadyRun:
overlay left over from the PPR 
HadesLeprechaun: the songs from the animated Hobbit movie are peak
northos: the color gradient chevron under the player cams is really neat
LRRbot: Galion, Elvenking's Butler [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [4/4] | Whenever Galion attacks, choose up to one other target creature you control. Its base power and toughness become equal to Galion's power and toughness until end of turn.
fcloud: bold of you to assume my favorite character isnt wose pathfinder
RatherLargeToad: He and Tromell can hang out
millenomi_Aura:
Three, Jarvis exists
DigitalSeahorse: overlay is nice and leathery
AleekTheFreak: oh crap! he’s gonna butle us, Run!!!
idontgetmyrealname: @LoadingReadyRun i miss a lot of the overlay details on those since I'm mostly watching on my phone in the office
James_the_Dabbler: Butt LRR?
RatherLargeToad: They all now have “Buttle With” and can be in your command zone together
fcloud: where's my albert from the nonexistent batman set
LRRbot: Easterling Vanguard [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | When this creature dies, amass Orcs 1.
Micalovits: Can relate, I also have no clue what is going on
EvilBadman: @fcloud He beat up alfred
chaos5896: Interesting, thanks for sharing serge!
LRRbot: Lash of the Balrog [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {4}. / Destroy target creature.
Dromos_GHG: gorc
fcloud: @EvilBadman who, batman? nonexistent batman?
DigitalSeahorse: East Laundry? I'm north of my laundromat
LRRbot: Large Bear [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Bear [5/5] | Reach, trample, haste
fcloud: large bear more like large flavor text. five lines on that bad boy
Dog_of_Myth: Let Serge have this
Dromos_GHG: sticker
dolphgrim: #celebratecurge
KaleidoscopeMind: we need kathleen to draw a mashup on a infinitoken
LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
DigitalSeahorse: the bear is in more than a full glass of water
chaos5896: Wheeler's heart just froze for a minute
LRRbot: Elven Raft-Steerer [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. / • Untap target creature you control.
millenomi_Aura: oh no
pleonasticTautology:
100 didja... get that thing i sencha...?
LRRbot: Great Gilded Boat [2U] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever you attack, recruit. / Crew 2
Dog_of_Myth: Boat
GhostValv: nice boat
fcloud: every time somebody takes five and we dont hear a snippet of dave brubeck, paul should take two damage
LRRbot: Nasty End [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards. If the sacrificed creature was legendary, draw three cards instead.
DigitalSeahorse: attacking Serge would be misdirection, perhaps Cameron deflected
LRRbot: Goblin Plate Mail [1{B/R}] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Equip {4}
LRRbot: Glorfindel, Dauntless Rescuer [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/2] | Whenever you scry, choose one and Glorfindel gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Glorfindel must be blocked this turn if able. / • Glorfindel can't be blocked by more than one creature each combat this turn.
thraximore: +2
millenomi_Aura: the army got a boat to the face
millenomi_Aura: it happens
Decaped: Glorzt Dofindel
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drewm1022: It has reach because the file needed it, ok Wheeler?
LoadingReadyRun: This just in: Serge says Bears are scarier then Dragons
bbblehh: Well I've never seen a dragon, but I have seen a bear and I was pretty scared
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Well, they are the culminating third after Lions and Tigers, provoking an "Oh, my!"
jwholla: oh this overlay looks nice
holdoncaulfield: I never thought about blocking being bad
paintking1: Hello LRR PEOPLE from nashville Tennessee. Hope you beautiful people have a good day
MegaDosX: Woah, mana
LRRbot: Easterling Vanguard [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | When this creature dies, amass Orcs 1.
RatherLargeToad: people get hung up on “flavor fails”
LRRbot: Woodland Weavemaster [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/2] | Vigilance / Whenever another Elf you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is this creature's power. Spend this mana only to cast Elf spells and activate abilities of Elf sources.
DigitalSeahorse: bears are also great at running
TheOrigamiGamer:
We get mad because a card costs one more mana see Griselbrand 
LRRbot: Gollum the Abandoned [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [2/2] | Gollum can't block. / When Gollum enters, exile up to one target card from an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
LoadingReadyRun: Rename card to "Large Bear holding a long stick" Flavor problem solved!
Aarek: "large bear with a crossbow"
Natedogg2: Wheeler is correct.
Dog_of_Myth:
Micalovits: Nelson would
TheOrigamiGamer: Black now has shock lol
GhostValv: D:
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
Diabore: i love that serge stopped himself from saying "i dont play bad cards"
LRRbot: Glorfindel, Dauntless Rescuer [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/2] | Whenever you scry, choose one and Glorfindel gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Glorfindel must be blocked this turn if able. / • Glorfindel can't be blocked by more than one creature each combat this turn.
MegaDosX: Bofur deez
TheOrigamiGamer: One of these. a thing an elf might say
rosesmcgee: Serge is the Russian soldier that lost control of the minigun. All strays all the time.
fcloud: one of those, you know. them. SCRYERS
LRRbot: Barad-dûr | Legendary Land | Barad-dûr enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {B}. / {X}{X}{B}, {T}: Amass Orcs X. Activate only if a creature died this turn.
LRRbot: Nasty End [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards. If the sacrificed creature was legendary, draw three cards instead.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun That works on two levels as a nod to Teddy Roosevelt.
LRRbot: Grey Havens Navigator [2U] | Creature — Elf Pilot [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, scry 1.
millenomi_Aura: lol
millenomi_Aura: things you want to hear from your opponent
LRRbot: Wose Pathfinder [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {6}{G}, {T}: Another target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
fcloud: woke pathfinder
Natedogg2: Reading the cards explains the elves.
James_the_Dabbler: wose
LRRbot: Shelob, Dread Weaver [3B] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [3/3] | Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, exile it. / {2}{B}, Put a creature card exiled with Shelob into its owner's graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on Shelob. Draw a card. / {X}{1}{B}: Put target creature card with mana value X exiled with Shelob onto the battlefield tapped under your control.
realbadatthis_: strictly Wose cube
ArtDecoSunburn: @Natedogg2 It's like something a Tarot-using anthropologist would say. Love it.
fcloud: reading the card marks you as a nerd. not even once
dolphgrim: Just a couple of weavers....
fcloud: if richad garfield had wanted us to know what cards do, he would have put it in the art
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: if they wanted us to read the cards, they would've put fewer words on them
Micalovits: Thats cowards talk
jwholla: surely he wont have the thing that punishes you
flatluigi: i died to darkness on arena within the last week
Natedogg2: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
StreamTeam3000: Double Land Play?
LRRbot: Legolas, Master Archer [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Archer [1/4] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell that targets Legolas, put a +1/+1 counter on Legolas. / Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you don't control, Legolas deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature.
CrossXhunteR: ah dang, i missed the draft
StreamTeam3000: Just wondering
KaleidoscopeMind: lego lass
choronix: i think that's second land y, yea?
TheOrigamiGamer: leg o ass
Klavstein: That pronunciation of Legolas is certainly a choice lol
fcloud:
Lego-Lass is my genderswap elf OC and it is copyrighted, mister 
shardless_rhino: 2 explores
LRRbot: Mount Doom | Legendary Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Mount Doom deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Mount Doom and a legendary artifact: Choose up to two creatures, then destroy the rest. Activate only as a sorcery.
ArtDecoSunburn: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat We need more"no art, full text" cards, that just slather the surface of the card in ever more convoluted rule conditions. Kafkaesque cards.
LRRbot: Mordor Trebuchet [2B] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/4] | Defender / Whenever you attack with one or more Goblins and/or Orcs, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.
jwholla: neat. 706 elves according to scryfall
northos: trebucket!
James_the_Dabbler: it’s Lego loss
LRRbot: Uruk-hai Berserker [2B] | Creature — Orc Berserker [3/2] | When this creature enters, the Ring tempts you.
jwholla: i do like legos
chaos5896: Lego-less?
TheOrigamiGamer: Lego less behavior
jwholla: my precious
millenomi_Aura: *vibrates in will not backseat*
thraximore: @millenomi_Aura be strong
millenomi_Aura: it's hard out here
Chenderle: my lgs had dwarf themed music playing and the prerelease, it was great
ipoddodd: the ringbearer token is surprisingly hard to see, like a mecha chameleon guy
TheOrigamiGamer: I wish those EDSC sleeves were made available on the loading ready run store
flatluigi: @ipoddodd it's because it's an actual ring and not a token
LRRbot: Shelob, Dread Weaver [3B] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [3/3] | Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, exile it. / {2}{B}, Put a creature card exiled with Shelob into its owner's graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on Shelob. Draw a card. / {X}{1}{B}: Put target creature card with mana value X exiled with Shelob onto the battlefield tapped under your control.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Chenderle Nifty. What counts as dwarf themed music? "In the Hall of the Mountain King" ?
Krillin_fan: Serge!
GhostValv:
jhmv: That's a porn actress joke
Micalovits: Pretty sure Shelob is not one of the good guys
LRRbot: Windswift Slice [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Create a number of 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt this way.
Chenderle:
@ArtDecoSunburn I think it was just the dwarf songs from the Hobbit movie
jhmv: Serje will never know who Stoya is
James_the_Dabbler: She Stoia on my Pasta till I
ArtDecoSunburn: @Chenderle Fun.
LRRbot: Legolas, Master Archer [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Archer [1/4] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell that targets Legolas, put a +1/+1 counter on Legolas. / Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you don't control, Legolas deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature.
fcloud: ackshually, it's pronounced "legalese"
gsyhiap: legless
gsyhiap: 🍻
RatherLargeToad: I think it’s pronounced “ Will Turner”
jwholla: Don't tell the elf
millenomi_Aura: payless
shardless_rhino: Lay-guh-Lass
e_bloc: just pronounce it a different way every time
KaleidoscopeMind: it's pronounced susan
e_bloc: it's air-dish
fjordsword: All fans are weird
SirIcehawk: Hey that's a LEGO lass
Micalovits: Duh, he was British - ofcoruse he was racist towards the Irish
Dromos_GHG: potato potato
LRRbot: Bolg of the North [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [5/5] | When Bolg enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Bolg deals damage equal to that creature's power to another target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, amass Goblins X, where X is that excess damage.
gsyhiap: The secret is: it doesn't matter, we all know who you mean.
millenomi_Aura: borth!
RatherLargeToad: Bolg shown
Sage0fMadness: borth of the north
e_bloc: bolg play, lets see if it pays off
Chenderle: so much power being dealt as damage from one creature to another outside of combat
Krillin_fan: Cam out here killing Wheeler's OC, how rude
BusTed: 🤔
Dog_of_Myth:
shardless_rhino: Bulgogi
Sage0fMadness: a delicious bulgogi bowlg
gsyhiap: @e_bloc So what's your Legolas number?
LoadingReadyRun:
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LRRbot: Orcish Siegemaster [2R] | Creature — Orc Soldier [0/5] | Trample / Other Orcs and Goblins you control have trample. / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
lamina5432: the bulgogening.
ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad I could go for franchise crossover. Davy Jones and Barbossa team up with Sarmuman.
LRRbot: March from the Black Gate [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters and whenever an Army you control attacks, amass Orcs 1.
dolphgrim: Is orcish siege master related to orcish bow master?
emperorchampion: epic games and more, 9:30 be there or be square
Natedogg2: Good ol' rock. Nothing beats rock.
RatherLargeToad: @artdecosunburn that wouldn’t be a bad UB set, actually. many zombie fishmen
Micalovits: Damn good archer - shooting down a rock
RatherLargeToad: Dwane, no!
e_bloc: I was told you cant block the rock
gsyhiap: If you block the rock does that make you a boulder holder?
MrBunnyMan: Is the cube list linked somewhere?
LoadingReadyRun: @Micalovits he found the weak spot
e_bloc: can I smell what the rock is blocking
LRRbot: Plunder the Trollshaws [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, draw two cards instead. / Flashback {3}{U}
ArtDecoSunburn: Did any of you see the lovingly cut film noir "Lord of the Rings" short film from the 1990s? It was done before modern editing film software by some film students. Stitches together scenes from Humphrey Bogart films to tell his story as Frodo. Voice overs. Peter Lorre is Golum. Some thugs beat him up in an alley. "Stay out of Mordor."
MrBunnyMan: @Dromos_GHG thank you
e_bloc: I keep looking down and have to look up to make sure that someone's not having spontaneous aphasia
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm sure it's on Youtube now. I saw it back in the day on Quicktime.
LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
millenomi_Aura: legos
gsyhiap: Bold of Wheeler to assume agreement.
e_bloc: its when twitch chat bargains their ban down to a timeout
chaos5896: Paauuuuper
millenomi_Aura: nah it's an uncommon
MrGibberish: What's the name of that trebechet?
millenomi_Aura: !card Mordor Trebuchet
LRRbot: Mordor Trebuchet [2B] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/4] | Defender / Whenever you attack with one or more Goblins and/or Orcs, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.
LRRbot: Plunder the Trollshaws [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, draw two cards instead. / Flashback {3}{U}
millenomi_Aura: oh
gsyhiap: ugh?
e_bloc: anyone get the license plate on that trebuchet that hit wheeler
millenomi_Aura: he's got a rock
DigitalSeahorse: just do like Alex and hoof the table to count
MrGibberish: Thanks
DigitalSeahorse: that was a great session of defusing bomb
Veshnikard: the bucket comes through
Sage0fMadness: Seeing that rock explode is a real morale booster, apparently
gsyhiap: @e_bloc No, but it had a bumper sticker that read "my other siege weapon is a battering ram"
flatluigi: !card mount doom
LRRbot: Mount Doom | Legendary Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Mount Doom deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Mount Doom and a legendary artifact: Choose up to two creatures, then destroy the rest. Activate only as a sorcery.
e_bloc: mountain doom
Krillin_fan: Coral? is the Walking Dead Secret lair in this cube?
CrossXhunteR: time to think thrice
e_bloc:
@gsyhiap 
swordmaster2551: did cam do the ringbearer draw thing?
LRRbot: Guardian of the Halls [1G] | Creature — Elf Soldier [2/2] | Trample / {5}{G}{G}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
millenomi_Aura: it's still on 1
Omnipotrevor: Hall monitor
LRRbot: Warg Rider [4B] | Creature — Orc Warrior [4/3] | Menace / Other Orcs and Goblins you control have menace. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, amass Orcs 2.
gualdhar: woof
e_bloc: big and green you have my attention
LoadingReadyRun: it that an army consisting of 8 orcs and a goblin?
Sage0fMadness: heck of a draw there by cam
BusTed: very nice
millenomi_Aura: noice
Krillin_fan: Good match
gsyhiap: GG
KWardJenx:
250 Get'em Cam!
Micalovits: I think there are two?
emperorchampion: tree bucket
Micalovits: For guidance
Sage0fMadness: For guidance, Serge
Krillin_fan: someone has to aim the boulder
gualdhar: no kink shaming
Diabore: guidance
Sage0fMadness: @gualdhar hahahaha
e_bloc: find a friend
gsyhiap: Goblins gotta get their fun somewhere
millenomi_Aura: (my backseat was that being the ring-bearer makes the creature legendary and so it would set up later mount doom to be a one-sided wrath)
MegaDosX: It looks like it's the only card in LTR that makes one, but there's a card in the Avatar the Last Airbender set that makes a Ballistic Boulder as well
Natedogg2: There was one in Avatar that makes a Ballistic Boulder, but not a second card in Lord of the RIngs.
e_bloc: even goblins dont want to die alone
thraximore: Baron Munchausen-style
millenomi_Aura: (if the trebuchet was legendary)
millenomi_Aura: (but maybe not wise.)
PhorrestGaze: the goblin knows where the boulder isn't
MegaDosX: Super Legendary!
emperorchampion: any enduring stories so far?
ArtDecoSunburn: I heard that as "I appreciate that both players are cyborging."
Chenderle: Super Legendary works by the old Legendary rules
MegaDosX: Or multiple instances of flying
Sage0fMadness: sends a message
e_bloc: tolkein also famously hated supertypes
Natedogg2: Or multiple instances of flying to fly even higher.
Sage0fMadness: *Creed intensifies*
rosesmcgee: That Canadian healthcare sure is something
ArtDecoSunburn: @thraximore Did you ever play the Baron Munchausen drinking game rpg from Hogshead?
e_bloc: we can fix god's mistakes
MegaDosX: Wild
jhmv: what happens if he has to do an MRI
e_bloc: I bet hes fun at airports
e_bloc: @jhmv he doesnt
Chenderle: the cyborgs are among us
MegaDosX: @jhmv You ever see someone throw an overripe tomato at something?
Manae: What about one of those stomach windows they put on some cows?
e_bloc: sweet finger piercing
rosesmcgee: Pray you never need an MRI, even if you don't work around chem labs
DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore: @ArtDecoSunburn no but I did see it in a game store near me
LRRbot: Guardian of the Halls [1G] | Creature — Elf Soldier [2/2] | Trample / {5}{G}{G}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.
MegaDosX: Deck them
e_bloc: I had like a two hour mri, I fell asleep
LRRbot: Front Porch Sentries [1B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [2/2] | When this creature dies, target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
ArdCollider: just get a lens implant, they're good to 10T fields
ArdCollider: and depending on the coating, you'll be able to see blacklights
gsyhiap: I feel like if you're implanting a magnet in yourself you also should be getting a tattoo that says "contains magnets"
LRRbot: Elrond, Moon-Reader [2U] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | Whenever you activate an ability of a creature, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {5}{U}{U}: Exile up to two other target nonland permanents you control. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Chenderle: can you get a tattoo with magnetic ink?
e_bloc: oh that card slaps
MegaDosX: Yeah this card got some attention in spoiler season
LRRbot: Gríma Wormtongue [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/4] | Your opponents can't gain life. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Target player loses 1 life. If the sacrificed creature was legendary, amass Orcs 2.
DigitalSeahorse: my hand sticking to the fridge even mildly would be a very weird sensation and wouldn't want it to cause me to leave the door ajar
e_bloc: elrond, loki, shaman en-kor
jhmv: Isn't it weird that the evil advisor was called Wormtongue?
CrossXhunteR: ms piggy
Micalovits: Kermit as Sam
fcloud: isnt that detective pikachu?
DigitalSeahorse: like Gibb before there were others
e_bloc: either really
MegaDosX: Pfffffffft
Bionull: I'm certain Ben has said this before
jhmv: If I was an evil advisor I'd call myself Trustworthy Goodguy
Sage0fMadness: The earlier muppet movies were mostly humans with just a few muppets
LoadingReadyRun: Mandalorian and Grogu?
Sage0fMadness: Miss Piggy was dating a bank robber (?)
LRRbot: Galion, Elvenking's Butler [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [4/4] | Whenever Galion attacks, choose up to one other target creature you control. Its base power and toughness become equal to Galion's power and toughness until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: no wait everyone says YAY and GIBB when Gibb shows up, nevermind
Sage0fMadness:
e_bloc: oh I thought the butler would be in metric
LRRbot: Dunland Crebain [2B] | Creature — Bird Horror [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, amass Orcs 2.
fcloud: or fozzie bear as sam
Sage0fMadness: hide!
ArtDecoSunburn: Grima Felttongue sounds like a swell guy. Not greasy at all.
e_bloc: I don't recall that at all from the lotr set
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fcloud: or sam the eagle as gwaihir
LRRbot: Troll Negotiations [2GG] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
e_bloc: thats why there are two goblins on the bolder
Sage0fMadness: @e_bloc it was extremely nasty in limited actually
e_bloc: *boulder
millenomi_Aura: gg!
TheOrigamiGamer:
gsyhiap: Grima had it coming, to be fair
TheOrigamiGamer:
gg
e_bloc: @Sage0fMadness oh I have no doubt
Sage0fMadness: good match, good match
e_bloc: well cross that off the trebuchet list
Delmsh: Love this cube
Sage0fMadness: I also dream of having a butler with his own army
MegaDosX: It's giving
raulghoulia: are we certain Serge isn't a muppet?
millenomi_Aura: to be clear also: I was saying to make the _trebuchet_ the ring-bearer, so that at worst you can sac it with Mount Doom to wrath.
ArtDecoSunburn: One of my friends, a lady who has been single for a long time, jokes her perceptions of men have shifted by decade. In her teens,she wanted Legolas. In her twenties, Aragorn. In her thirties, Samwise. I told her, wait until her 40s and Grima Wormtongue whispering sweet nothings in her ear.
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millenomi_Aura: so it goes. never write partial thoughts, chat. it never works
fcloud: nah, 40s ladies dont fall for wormtongue. i think she's gonna cycle back to aragorn
ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud Probably. Maybe Boromir.
ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud Or Elrond. Single parent, keeps a nice house.
Micalovits: I don't think you can do better than Samwise though
Micalovits: Elrond is far to strict with his daughter
ArtDecoSunburn: @Micalovits That was my friend's argument. Steadfast and cooks!
Chenderle: samwise can cook
ArtDecoSunburn: @Chenderle Exactly! The perfect guy. Domestic, kind, loyal.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Micalovits Probably due to living with all those creepy statues of bygone elven kings.
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: when your teenage years last like 15 centuries your daughter probably does some really dumb shit
Krillin_fan: I see what you did there Nelly, and I appreciates it
LRRbot: Dwarven Mauler [R] | Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/1] | Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {2} less to activate.
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
e_bloc: this dwarf slaps
LRRbot: Westfold Rider [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Activate only as a sorcery.
Desruprot: temple?
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Frodo, Sauron's Bane [W] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {W/B}{W/B}: If Frodo is a Citizen, it becomes a Halfling Scout with base power and toughness 2/3 and lifelink. / {B}{B}{B}: If Frodo is a Scout, it becomes a Halfling Rogue with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game if the Ring has tempted you four or more times this game. Otherwise, the Ring tempts you."
LRRbot: Fetid Pools | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
DoodlestheGreat: Froyo.
30teracyte: tapland gaming
tehfewl: how do orcs know what a menu is?
Micalovits: Not all of them at least
LRRbot: Ragged Short Spear [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {3}
e_bloc: being able to cast cards is important
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Do you think elf teens have thousand year old Hot Topic branches in elven malls?
Dromos_GHG: on a stick?
northos: @tehfewl none of the characters are speaking English anyway, it's all a translation for the convenience of the audience
LoadingReadyRun: @Dromos_GHG as a stick?
e_bloc: thrill of posspearbility
BusTed:
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn 1000%
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LRRbot: Errand-Rider of Gondor [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Then if you don't control a legendary creature, put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.
e_bloc: on a glance i read that as too equip to quilt and that made sense in the lotr universe
gsyhiap: mana mana (doot doo-do-do-do).
DigitalSeahorse: blow up spear as in make bigger or just send to graveyard?
e_bloc: errand is the horse
DoodlestheGreat: Errand Boy?
Dromos_GHG: Gondor DoorDash?
LRRbot: Moria Marauder [RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Double strike / Whenever a Goblin or Orc you control deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
e_bloc: I don't think I could like Alex's deck more
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "You can't ground me! Heatherlyn has a party at the lake! You're the worst!"
LRRbot: Bilbo, Unexpected Adventurer [3W] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/2] | Bilbo can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player or battle, put up to one target nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
emperorchampion: the spear looks like jitte and keeps throwing me for a loop
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc what if it was chocolate?
flatluigi: so you can give alex back one of his permanents you killed
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun I'm listening
flatluigi: fun
TheMinionGM: Owner's control though, so politics not theft
e_bloc: how do we get phage in alex's graveyard
flatluigi: maro has confirmed recently that battles are in an upcoming set
Chartle: my cope is they're coming back in ikoriamigawa
flatluigi: one currently being designed
lamina5432: want more battles
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun With a nougat center? Or could lands be peanut butter?
e_bloc: wait are there battles in the set
Natedogg2: The rules for battles got some updates in the Comp Rules update from this week, so maybe soon?
Dromos_GHG: might be the special Hobbit product coming next year
RatherLargeToad: Is interesting that it mentions Battles but not Planeswalkers
lamina5432: hope we get some soon if they made this
TheMinionGM: It's for a supplemental product coming up, like Ravnica Clue kinda thing
e_bloc: oh i see
e_bloc: or atraxa
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tehfewl: @RatherLargeToad no planeswalkers in UB
Diabore: but
LRRbot: Bofur, Reliable Guardian // Concerted Care | Bofur, Reliable Guardian [W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/1] | Lifelink // Concerted Care [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Bofur de-*gets shot*
DigitalSeahorse: don't
Diabore: its our THING graham
WiJohn: Too late
Dog_of_Myth: Bofur....
Chenderle: Bofur did so much work for me today
northos: @Diabore maybe we need a new thing then
Chartle: bofur these horses
DigitalSeahorse: an apple for the horsey
flatluigi: bofur doze
LoadingReadyRun: @Chenderle How did you do at your prerelease?
Micalovits: Yea, but Alex cards are a really bad choice
RustyVenture: it does put it into play under its owners control
LRRbot: Gollum's Bite [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: The Ring tempts you. Activate only as a sorcery.
e_bloc: we need a double-striking bilbo
Dog_of_Myth: ORB
LRRbot: Palantír of Orthanc [3] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.
gsyhiap: Orb!
Chartle: you legally have to say "orthanc you very much"
MegaDosX: Yeah
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
e_bloc: for 3 this card is wild
PorpoisesUnknown: palantir?? boo i hate\
hidingbox: Always knew Sauron was an influencer.
flatluigi: i've domed someone for 20 with this
northos: *falls asleep reading the text*
30teracyte: time for a minigame
MegaDosX:
Feeling brave Alex? 
DigitalSeahorse:
oooooh nooooo
Dromos_GHG: I remember Cam playing taht at the LTR pre-releas
e_bloc: do you want to die from me drawing good cards or milling good cards
LRRbot: Gandalf the White [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/5] | Flash / You may cast legendary spells and artifact spells as though they had flash. / If a legendary permanent or an artifact entering or leaving the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
MegaDosX: Get Gandalf'd
Dog_of_Myth: Gandalf with a gun
Diabore: @flatluigi ive won a cube game by playing this into a narset (cool thing, since narset says i cant draw, they HAVE to mill and get nugged)
Chartle: flavor.. win?
Chenderle: @LoadingReadyRun I went 2-1 with boros dwarves. Had 2 very big wins and then lost to ferocious nasty little rabbits and too much removal!
gualdhar: at least it didn't get on the board?
MegaDosX: @Diabore Gross.
lamina5432: lava axe
MegaDosX: Show us the meaning of haste
Diabore: shadowfax has haste
Chartle: what does haste do
Sage0fMadness: Shadowfax coming to retrieve gandalf
DigitalSeahorse: now we're gambling with life points
tehfewl: show them the meaning of haste
LRRbot: Shadowfax, Lord of Horses [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Horse [4/4] | Horses you control have haste. / Whenever Shadowfax attacks, you may put a creature card with lesser power from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.
Sage0fMadness: in time for his inevitable return
MegaDosX: Importantly has the haste reminder text
LRRbot: Kíli the Resourceful [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/2] | Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, you may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn. / Whenever another Dwarf or Equipment you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Gooseblast: Good horse!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Unsubscribe Shadowfax
e_bloc: this is what you consult before you buy a nazgul
Simonark: Geoff Kili?
northos: @MegaDosX maybe my favorite rules text joke wotc has ever made
DigitalSeahorse: storied
Micalovits: Damn, that animation
Chenderle: neat!
korvys: Later suplanted by ShadowEmail, Lord of Automobiles
e_bloc:
emperorchampion: production value
gsyhiap: Fancy overlay technology!
e_bloc: the orbs wont save you now
Diabore: hey look, 2 lethal threats, thats not good
Simonark: ShadowTelegram, Lord of Mass Transit Hovercrafts never too off.
Chenderle: Storied seems pretty good
definenull: settle is in this set, right?
MegaDosX: Sure is
seanmrwick: This Tolkien cube sounds sick!
Sage0fMadness: turn around, look at what you seeee, kiliiii
30teracyte: graham just needs to scry 2 8 drops to the top of his deck
Diabore: @definenull sure is
Chartle: in the near future: shadowtelepathy, Lord of Teleportation
e_bloc: I missed it, I assume settle is in the cube
Dog_of_Myth: Just keep 4 mana up G
LoadingReadyRun:
I made that animation for the PPR and then hardly anyone played with Storied cards 
fcloud: i appreciate that LRR invested the extra money in authentic leather for the overlay. it really makes a difference
LRRbot: Errand-Rider of Gondor [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Then if you don't control a legendary creature, put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun james made it worth it, he triggered it 3 times
e_bloc: I believe its vegan leather
gsyhiap:
@LoadingReadyRun Well we're appreciating all your hard work now 
Dromos_GHG: GonDoorDash (Got there)
BalthusHomewood: @Dromos_GHG nice
e_bloc:
@Dromos_GHG
e_bloc: is option 1 having settle the wreckage in your hand
PorpoisesUnknown: noooo
LRRbot: Claim the Precious [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. The Ring tempts you.
northos: @e_bloc mercifully, the cube is only cards that were *first* printed in a middle earth product
Simonark: But what about Fifth Eirlingus?
PorpoisesUnknown: He sent the horse to the glue factory
DigitalSeahorse: woo there's an actual ring!
e_bloc: @northos fair, but it is amusing
TheMandrew: hey chat, is there a list for this cube? or is it just 1 of every card in both sets?
Diabore: only ever scry 2, not a very good pondering orb
Gooseblast: Minigames!
LRRbot: Fog on the Barrow-Downs [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Spirit and can't attack or block.
TheAlmightyCheddar: More like preordain-ing the orb
korvys: I do love that the meme image of someone pondering the orb was in fact an illustration of Saruman
LRRbot: Magnificent End [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Magnificent End deals 5 damage to target creature.
e_bloc: and strangely the second one is emrakul
rogerivany:
Lucky it wasn't Emrakul. 
Diabore: such a magnificent end
Chartle: not exciting? that was magnificent
LoadingReadyRun: Fog on the Barrow-Downs fire in the sky
e_bloc: well some number of people have a guitar chord in their head now
rogerivany: @e_bloc You know what the say about great minds.
e_bloc: @rogerivany same brainrot?
MrGibberish: I missed it. Did Alex kill grahams creature? Or dome him?
Chartle: he ended it magnificently
rogerivany: @e_bloc Yeah, something like that.
Micalovits: @MrGibberish Killed the blocker
e_bloc: 5 damage only to creatures but same difference
MrGibberish: Gotcha. Thanks
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LRRbot: Umbral Expanse | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
e_bloc: I love all the strixhaven land art
LRRbot: Iron Hills Blacksmith [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [1/1] | Double strike / When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}.
e_bloc: when do we get temples that come into untapped but your opponent fateseals you
tehfewl: token equipment is such a banger idea
LRRbot: Dáin, Lord of the Iron Hills [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [2/2] | Vigilance / Storied / As long as you have an enduring story, creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.
Chartle: dwarfy prison
MegaDosX: !card windborn muse
LRRbot: Windborn Muse [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flying / Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
e_bloc: a tithe
e_bloc: historically
DigitalSeahorse: guitars can chop?
e_bloc: !card archangel of tithes
LRRbot: Archangel of Tithes [1WWW] | Creature — Angel [3/5] | Flying / As long as this creature is untapped, creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures. / As long as this creature is attacking, creatures can't block unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.
LRRbot: Gollum's Bite [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: The Ring tempts you. Activate only as a sorcery.
e_bloc: if only it was 10% of your available mana
LRRbot: Bofur, Reliable Guardian // Concerted Care | Bofur, Reliable Guardian [W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/1] | Lifelink // Concerted Care [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Errand-Rider of Gondor [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Then if you don't control a legendary creature, put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.
DigitalSeahorse: can't spell Alex without the letters in Axe
e_bloc: are there any cards with improvise in the set
LRRbot: Minas Tirith | Legendary Land | Minas Tirith enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you attacked with two or more creatures this turn.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
Chenderle: that would be dark...
gsyhiap:
@DigitalSeahorse Also can't spell Alex without ale 
Chartle: tiny red pen
Chartle: cause he's on fire
LRRbot: Éowyn, Lady of Rohan [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature gains your choice of first strike or vigilance until end of turn. If that creature is equipped, it gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn instead. / Equip abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate.
e_bloc:
thraximore: or
PorpoisesUnknown: toot toot
Chartle: hold up is this an equipment theme working in draft? hot damn finally
e_bloc: a story would be good here
ArtDecoSunburn: Has anyone seen that Lego Minas Tirith in person? I assume it's massive?
thraximore: oh it's equipped, nvm me
tehfewl: beep beep vroom has been called
DigitalSeahorse:
@gsyhiap 
indeed (sips a non-alcoholic ale)
LRRbot: Bilbo, Unexpected Adventurer [3W] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/2] | Bilbo can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player or battle, put up to one target nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
Diabore: ah, this bilbo
MegaDosX: How unexpected
Chartle:
it's bilbover
Dr_fragenstien: nobody expects the second bilbo
LoadingReadyRun:
The Fonz in Middle Earth: Ayyyyy! Owyn
LRRbot: Dáin Ironfoot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [1/4] | When Dáin enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}. When you do, attach it to target creature you control. / Whenever Dáin attacks, each equipped attacking creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Diabore: and my other axe
DigitalSeahorse: so many axes!
countingku: I love these deck names!
Micalovits: Its good
DigitalSeahorse: deux axes!
Dog_of_Myth: Dog Soldiers is a good movie
Chartle: legend rule!
Chartle: oh
ArtDecoSunburn: @hidingbox "Smash 'Like' and 'Subscribe' or I'll scour the Shire."
themenace1: Free equip when the axe is created?
LoadingReadyRun: best line when going to fight a werewolf: "DO YA THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun What would he tap instead of a jukebox to show how cool he is?
e_bloc: oh yeah somehow I missed that in the middle of the paragraph of text
James_the_Dabbler: @LoadingReadyRun That's also the best line for when you are going to peg a werewolf
LRRbot: Temple of Silence | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Diabore: only when dain attacks
LRRbot: Denethor, Ruling Steward [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Diabore: oh nevermind, too much words
MegaDosX: Dain auto equips on enter, gives double strike on attack
PorpoisesUnknown: Denethor
Diabore: @MegaDosX we need less cards with less words
e_bloc: cool story bro
DigitalSeahorse: tell me a storied!
DigitalSeahorse:
InfiniTokens: Storytime!
DigitalSeahorse:
Dr_fragenstien: so storied is like city's blessing in that it has no intrinsic mechanics, correct?
LRRbot: Bilbo's Ring [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | During your turn, equipped creature has hexproof and can't be blocked. / Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. / Equip Halfling {1} / Equip {4}
Dr_fragenstien: city's blessing but historic
emperorchampion: graham has also ascended
DigitalSeahorse: gasp!
Micalovits: I thought wheeler said the one ring wasn't in this cube!
Diabore: i think its fine for 1 turn
Dr_fragenstien: there's a lot of rings for only being one of them
niccus: not *the* the one the one ring
DigitalSeahorse: does the set come with literal ring or was that somebody's wedding ring?
ArtDecoSunburn: Stupid Raubritter and their toll roads.
Diabore: hexproof on alex's turn
e_bloc: now we just need day/night, the monarchy and inititive
Diabore: its touchable on grahams turn
LRRbot: Fog on the Barrow-Downs [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Spirit and can't attack or block.
LoadingReadyRun: "Dain doesn't do anything" --scathing review of Dane Cook comedy show
DigitalSeahorse:
Gooseblast: Spooky!
northos: importantly, the theatrics mean it's no longer an army so it doesn't lock out amass
Sage0fMadness: a g-g-g-g-ghost!
Dog_of_Myth:
Damn Paul..
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Toss in some planechase?
e_bloc: like a wall with shadow
PorpoisesUnknown: theatricality and deception? Agents to the uninitiated
northos: (if it were played on an amass token)
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I hope complexity cube is coming
InfiniTokens: It's not a spell that does things? Don't all spells do things?
30teracyte: honse
Diabore: a horse of course of course
Diabore: no
MegaDosX: No
tehfewl: no
e_bloc: the tithe guy is doing work
MegaDosX: Alex found a tax dodge
AugmentingPath: Huh. I wonder how many days in a row Alex can keep up his "neighing on stream" streak
LRRbot: Thorin, Mountain-king [3R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [3/4] | Trample / When Thorin enters, attach any number of target Equipment you control to target creature you control. When one or more Equipment become attached to that creature this way, that creature deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature.
Diabore: BLARGH
flatluigi: OH MY GOD
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc All mechanics cube. All keywords.
Chartle: ohh gross
Dog_of_Myth: Oh NO
e_bloc: oh nose
PorpoisesUnknown: *NWO Theme plays*
emperorchampion: holy
emperorchampion: rofl
Gooseblast: Oof
Sage0fMadness: holy mackerel
Krillin_fan: "look you can punch me in the face, but I want $1" ~Dain Ironfoot, probably
MegaDosX: Yeah Thorin is a lot
emperorchampion: can’t be blocked
Diabore: thorin also has trampolines
e_bloc: double strike woulda been insane
30teracyte: thorin should be tapped I believe
PorpoisesUnknown: lmfao
e_bloc: tap those axes
ArtDecoSunburn: Denathor is like Mitch McConnell. Half dead.
e_bloc: (don't tap the axe)
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
Dr_fragenstien: alex's deck is gross
Diabore: @Dr_fragenstien its a hell of a story (the story is punch in the face)
LRRbot: Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff [WB] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token.
PorpoisesUnknown: "Lads, we're minin' for WINS" - all dwarves
e_bloc: yeah lotho is a boss
LRRbot: Beregond of the Guard [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Beregond or another Human you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
ArtDecoSunburn: Is Biblo the bookish cousin?
ArtDecoSunburn: You know there was a powerful Senator Bilbo in the United States in the 1930s. From Mississippi. Horribly racist, very crude. I'm glad Biblo Baggins could redeem the name.
LRRbot: Bilbo's Ring [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | During your turn, equipped creature has hexproof and can't be blocked. / Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. / Equip Halfling {1} / Equip {4}
Diabore: can alex cast 2 spells for the funny?
LRRbot: Nazgûl Battle-Mace [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has menace, deathtouch, annihilator 1, and "Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control unless that player pays 3 life." / Equip {3}
Diabore: ????????
PorpoisesUnknown: seems deece
InfiniTokens: Yes, nontoken. no sacrificing those tokens!
AugmentingPath: everybody remember's Thorin's Nazgul Battle-Mace
Dr_fragenstien: adding even annihilator 1 automatically increases the aura of whatever card it's on by 200%
e_bloc: that equipment is definitely what you want
Dr_fragenstien: with how much artifact tokens going around these days annihilator has lost some of it's bite
Krillin_fan: if someone attacks you with a Nazgul Battle-Mace equipped to a birds of paradise and your response isn't "dope". I can't help you.
LRRbot: Claim the Precious [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. The Ring tempts you.
Sage0fMadness: The Plumb Ring
emperorchampion: shadowfax Thorin was nasty
LRRbot: Sauron, the Necromancer [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Horror [4/4] | Menace / Whenever Sauron attacks, exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 3/3 black Wraith with menace. At the beginning of the next end step, exile that token unless Sauron is your Ring-bearer.
LRRbot: Inside Information [XBB] | Sorcery | Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play those cards this turn. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
e_bloc: that card is great
LRRbot: Sauron's Ransom [1UB] | Instant | Choose an opponent. They look at the top four cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. The Ring tempts you.
flatluigi: no it isn't?
e_bloc: its just a fact or fiction but you know a lot of words
flatluigi: fact or fiction but opponent chooses
e_bloc: well opponent separates in fof, but in ransom one is face down
e_bloc: congratulations on anyone who can read an entire set and get all the cards right on the first try these days though
flatluigi: that's from the original lotr set :v
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Juliamon: !bgc
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Chartle: nice
emperorchampion: true if big
e_bloc: fun fact, there are more words on the cards from the hobbit expansion than the book the hobbit (not a fact)
Chartle: oh my god serge's deck name is fantastic
LRRbot: Rain-Slicked Copse | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Elvenking's Harper [1U] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | {4}{U}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Arwen Undómiel [GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {4}{G}{U}: Scry 2.
Chartle: where's the oddstar is what i wanna know
Desruprot: bigger stronger faster
KaleidoscopeMind: yes of course
e_bloc: other things can get bigger than before fwiw
definenull: kaldheim?
LRRbot: Confusticate and Bebother [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
sporkraptor: elf vs elf
lamina5432: can we get an elf cube, all elves all the time
MegaDosX:
Where he belongs 
adept_nekomancer: He knows what he did
rogerivany: Maybe Cori drafted monoblue elves....wait.
LRRbot: Crude Bent Blade [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
e_bloc: no
millenomi_Aura: ”of their choice” is new in Foundation
LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
e_bloc: wasnt there one card that sounded like it let you choose which creature your opponent sacrificed
LRRbot: Temple of Deceit | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
e_bloc: !card ashling the extinguisher
LRRbot: Ashling, the Extinguisher [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman [4/4] | Whenever Ashling deals combat damage to a player, choose target creature that player controls. The player sacrifices that creature.
LRRbot: Rivendell | Legendary Land | Rivendell enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {U}. / {1}{U}, {T}: Scry 2. Activate only if you control a legendary creature.
LRRbot: Haldir, Lórien Lieutenant [XG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Soldier [0/0] | Haldir enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / Vigilance / {5}{G}: Until end of turn, other Elves you control gain vigilance and get +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Haldir.
LRRbot: Saruman the White [4U] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/4] | Ward {2} / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, amass Orcs 2.
e_bloc: is that the white splash in serge';s deck
LRRbot: Sam's Desperate Rescue [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. The Ring tempts you.
LRRbot: Gandalf, Friend of the Shire [3U] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/4] | Flash / You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Gandalf as your Ring-bearer, draw a card.
Hadouken_lol_catz: could cori flash in gandalf in response to the rescue?
LRRbot: Temple of Mystery | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
adept_nekomancer: M'stery
e_bloc: never let the truth get in the way of a decent joke
LRRbot: Raise the Palisade [4U] | Sorcery | Choose a creature type. Return all creatures that aren't of the chosen type to their owners' hands.
definenull: ahh what a clean board
tehfewl: Love Raise the Palisade
e_bloc: speaking of edh allstars
Klavstein: OG printing
tehfewl: Yes
LRRbot: Lord of the Nazgûl [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Wraith Noble [4/3] | Flying / Wraiths you control have protection from Ring-bearers. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 3/3 black Wraith creature token with menace. Then if you control nine or more Wraiths, Wraiths you control have base power and toughness 9/9 until end of turn.
e_bloc: it is but it has been reprinted since
millenomi_Aura: it has been reprinted, funnily enough, in Marvel Super Heroes Commander
LRRbot: Elven Chorus [3G] | Enchantment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / Creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
flatluigi: i love elven chrous
LRRbot: Arwen, Mortal Queen [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Arwen enters with an indestructible counter on it. / {1}, Remove an indestructible counter from Arwen: Another target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on Arwen.
e_bloc: damn three banger cards in a row
emperorchampion: yep that’s a good one
Klavstein: damn raise the palisade into elven chorus into arwen is certainly a stronger than usual play
LRRbot: Council's Deliberation [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Whenever you scry, if you control an Island, you may exile this card from your graveyard. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Rage into the Valley [2B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and lose 1 life. / Amass Goblins 2.
RatherLargeToad: not elves or hobbits
LSRubin: it was in the UG elf commander deck
queen_glizzabeth: Grixus
emperorchampion: grixis
Krillin_fan: Grixis
millenomi_Aura: grixis
e_bloc: who can you afford two wraiths in this economy
LSRubin:
oh nm i thought you were still asking about Raise the Palisade
AugmentingPath: The important thing to know about Sauron is that he's Worthy to wield Mjolnir
LoadingReadyRun: CommandASMR
e_bloc: ASMCard
e_bloc: @AugmentingPath well I need to add a card to a commander deck now
queen_glizzabeth: Oh dang, they actually sent all 9
Chartle: exactsies
DoodlestheGreat: LOTR commander deck with Merry and Pippin as co-leaders. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
millenomi_Aura: some boys/many boys
Micalovits: The three different army tokens for WAR was pretty cool
PhorrestGaze: you only need to make 8 wraiths for the effect though, right?
LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
millenomi_Aura: he’s back!
LRRbot: Arwen, Mortal Queen [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Arwen enters with an indestructible counter on it. / {1}, Remove an indestructible counter from Arwen: Another target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on Arwen.
queen_glizzabeth: Creature also get a lifelink counter
queen_glizzabeth: So many bead
queen_glizzabeth:
Thank you
James_the_Dabbler: Hold on, playing a land is at sorcery speed
MegaDosX: It is a powerful name
flatluigi: and congratulations on almost being subbed for two years
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Excellent name
LSRubin: i believe the plural is Gandalfini
niccus: gandalves
queen_glizzabeth: @Sapphic_Shenanigans Same to you. Most excellent.
MegaDosX: Gands alf
Krillin_fan: Maia
e_bloc: I visited the oracle at ghandelphi
Micalovits: The wizards are angels, and all the elves are flat earthers
drewm1022: They're like demigods.
adept_nekomancer: Maybe the plural of Gandalf is Gandalf. Like moose.
codatski: Angels
MegaDosX: Was going to say, they're like angels or something aren't they
millenomi_Aura: they’re kind of angels ish
lirazel64: Kami, sorta.
couchboyj: And there are two blue wizards that are barely ever mentioned
LRRbot: Corsairs of Umbar [3U] | Creature — Human Pirate [3/3] | {2}{U}: Target Goblin, Orc, or Pirate can't be blocked this turn. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, amass Orcs 3.
BalthusHomewood: @lirazel64 Kinda Kami
drewm1022: Above the Maiar are the Valar.
Chartle: the similarion, looks a lot like other books
lamina5432: similarian is a book I would read
MegaDosX: So here's a question. If LTR was a normal sized set with three books, and the Hobbit is a small set with one book, would a Silmarillion set just be the whole year of Magic sets?
emperorchampion: @adept_nekomancer plural is Gandeese
LRRbot: Legolas's Quick Reflexes [G] | Instant | Split second / Untap target creature. Until end of turn, it gains hexproof, reach, and "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature."
e_bloc: can we get a solemn similarian
e_bloc: this card is so gross
LRRbot: Galadriel, Light of Valinor [2GWU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — / • Add {G}{G}{G}. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / • Scry 2, then draw a card.
MegaDosX: Filthy
sporkraptor: @e_bloc *choke* well played
Micalovits: How dare Wheeler put the reflexes in this cube
queen_glizzabeth: Oh dang, that's a fancy lady
Xavorin: @lamina5432 You'd spend the entire time wondering where you'd read it before.
e_bloc: did Serge bring a commander deck
LRRbot: Arwen, Weaver of Hope [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/1] | Each other creature you control enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to Arwen's toughness.
e_bloc: just need tidus in the command zone
tehfewl: oh no, that card is good
Krillin_fan: Serge has cast 3 of the 4 available Arwens
Chartle: *ralph sobbing.gif*
dougma: is what they call going off?
MegaDosX: @e_bloc Hell this could just be Galadriel in the command zone tbh
James_the_Dabbler: Cori I think you might be in trouble
e_bloc: @MegaDosX truth
LRRbot: Haldir, Lórien Lieutenant [XG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Soldier [0/0] | Haldir enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / Vigilance / {5}{G}: Until end of turn, other Elves you control gain vigilance and get +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Haldir.
emperorchampion: serge drafted well lol
MegaDosX: Serge, playing with his food, smh
e_bloc: you ever have an elf sing so hard you died
Datyedyeguy: is there a list for this cube? seems crazy fun (sorry if this was mentioned before, late stream joiner)
Micalovits: Yes. That card is silly
flatluigi: reflexes is one of the most expensive cards in the set iirc
LoadingReadyRun: !decklist
e_bloc: I mean Serge;'s deck looks insane
lamina5432: it needs to be reprinted more
gsyhiap: Multiple Arwi
Datyedyeguy:
Thanks! 
DoodlestheGreat: Schecky & Herman.
MegaDosX: They are just offscreen
queen_glizzabeth: Yup. Two other blue ones that are just somewhere else.
emperorchampion: show got canceled before those seasons
queen_glizzabeth: The synonym.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
Krillin_fan: Pallando was one of them!
lirazel64: Sillymillion
Micalovits: Now now, one of the options when you draw to many cards is to mulligan
queen_glizzabeth: Cinnamon-is-the-winna-man
LoadingReadyRun: those wizards were B1 and B2
gsyhiap: Serge entering cheat step
MWGNZ:
e_bloc: off by one
e_bloc: on brand
MrSarkhan: Am Serge okay?
MegaDosX:
At least Serge put basics in this deck tbh
Xavorin: To Serge's credit, he did technically still draw seven cards. He just overshot a little.
definenull: nothing less for the premier lands pilot
Micalovits: @MegaDosX Yea, better than avarage
e_bloc: should have drawn 8
LRRbot: Minas Morgul, Dark Fortress | Legendary Land | Minas Morgul enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}, {T}: Put a shadow counter on target creature. For as long as that creature has a shadow counter on it, it's a Wraith in addition to its other types.
LSRubin: wow Serge getting turbomogged by Paul, you hate to see it
definenull: the hedgehog?
RangerAlpha7: not necessarily your own creature gains shadow, even
LRRbot: Rivendell | Legendary Land | Rivendell enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {U}. / {1}{U}, {T}: Scry 2. Activate only if you control a legendary creature.
MegaDosX: Good joke Serge
LSRubin: that joke took me a second
e_bloc: if you activate it targeting a vehicle it becomes a rolls royce
LRRbot: Prize Pig [1G] | Creature — Boar [0/3] | Whenever you gain life, put that many ribbon counters on this creature. Then if there are three or more ribbon counters on this creature, remove those counters and untap it. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah piggie
VerdantBananas: Cori, thats what Ao3 is for
lamina5432: prize pig is great
e_bloc: that'll do
ArtDecoSunburn: So like Betty and Veronica, do elves come in two types? (Blonde and Brunette?)
LSRubin: no food in this cube so Serge has resorted to drafting livestock and doing it himself?
LRRbot: Bilbo, Luckwearer // Burglar's Plot | Bilbo, Luckwearer [1U] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [1/1] | Bilbo can't be blocked. / Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. // Burglar's Plot [4U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Exchange control of two target nonland permanents that share a card type.
RatherLargeToad: paired with Sam, the pig lets you eat all your food for free
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Krillin_fan: good pig
e_bloc: you can put a shadow counter on it too
MegaDosX: If you gain five life, it gets five ribbon counters, then you remove them all and untap it
DoodlestheGreat: speaking of clips...
e_bloc: @RatherLargeToad that. . . is amazing
LRRbot: Radagast of Rhosgobel [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/5] | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.
millenomi_Aura: this guy can’t stay away
LRRbot: Ringwraiths [4BB] | Creature — Wraith Knight [5/5] | When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−3 until end of turn. If that creature is legendary, its controller loses 3 life. / When the Ring tempts you, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: Oh no
e_bloc: I can't wait until the end of the year when I can finally build the Wraith of Khan in standard
LRRbot: Crude Bent Blade [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
MegaDosX: I thought you said least jarring
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ha!
LRRbot: Thranduil's Company [2GU] | Creature — Elf Soldier [3/4] | As long as you control another Elf, you may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
LRRbot: Minas Tirith Garrison [3U] | Creature — Human Soldier [*/5] | Minas Tirith Garrison's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap any number of untapped Humans you control. Draw a card for each Human tapped this way.
Krillin_fan: Only spiders can save you from slaughter, i learned that when i was young
LRRbot: Lord of the Nazgûl [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Wraith Noble [4/3] | Flying / Wraiths you control have protection from Ring-bearers. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 3/3 black Wraith creature token with menace. Then if you control nine or more Wraiths, Wraiths you control have base power and toughness 9/9 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Chance-Met Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: The Grey Havens | Legendary Land | When The Grey Havens enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creature cards in your graveyard.
e_bloc: love the flavor text on the elves
LRRbot: Birthday Escape [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. The Ring tempts you.
LRRbot: Council's Deliberation [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Whenever you scry, if you control an Island, you may exile this card from your graveyard. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Rivendell | Legendary Land | Rivendell enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {U}. / {1}{U}, {T}: Scry 2. Activate only if you control a legendary creature.
e_bloc: land landfall 2 seems loopy
LRRbot: Orcish Medicine [1B] | Instant | Target creature gains your choice of lifelink or indestructible until end of turn. / Amass Orcs 1.
LRRbot: Galadhrim Brigade [2G] | Creature — Elf Soldier [2/2] | Squad {1}{G} / Other Elves you control get +1/+1.
e_bloc: oof
LoadingReadyRun: I definitely heard "squat it once"
e_bloc: not to mention flash
e_bloc: always split aces and wraiths
Krillin_fan: This Cube has cost Serge roughly $4,000
chaostreader: well. flash isn’t intrinsically on the card.
DigitalSeahorse:
I sent me.
e_bloc: right, it gets real sick when you can flash it in
gsyhiap: Instructions unclear, now I need to design my own button
jhmv: Do you think LRR is net positive or negative in the monetary transfer to card kingdom
DigitalSeahorse:
"I sent me." would make a good button too 
e_bloc: @jhmv are we counting the cards as assets, cause on balance I bet it is definitely net positive
RatherLargeToad: That’s so wizard!
e_bloc: I think my ck order comes on tuesday
dumbo3k: Chance Met Elves trigger
LRRbot: Wizard's Staff [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has prowess. / If an ability of equipped creature triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. / Equip Wizard {1} / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Legolas's Quick Reflexes [G] | Instant | Split second / Untap target creature. Until end of turn, it gains hexproof, reach, and "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature."
Micalovits: Like I said, why wheeler, why?
e_bloc:
PhorrestGaze: oooooo
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Two Prowess triggers.
CrossXhunteR: two prowess triggers
gsyhiap: Which WotC staff member do we think this card represents?
tehfewl: Oh Baby Lets Go
millenomi_Aura: yeppppp
RatherLargeToad: gross!
CrossXhunteR: you can call him Prowess Prowess
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh baby
millenomi_Aura: this card is messed up
e_bloc: !clip
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Datyedyeguy: WOOF
realbadatthis_: GAVIN
RatherLargeToad: This kills the Cori
shamblingkrenshar: Serge discovering why I love Veyran
LRRbot: Gandalf, Friend of the Shire [3U] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/4] | Flash / You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Gandalf as your Ring-bearer, draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Fun Magic, the Wizards Staff on the Boros Thor will get 6 prowess triggers.
MWGNZ:
millenomi_Aura: lollll
fcloud: "yes, i did." -- wheeler, probably
LRRbot: Witch-king of Angmar [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Wraith Noble [5/3] | Flying / Whenever one or more creatures deal combat damage to you, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice that dealt combat damage to you this turn. The Ring tempts you. / Discard a card: Witch-king of Angmar gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
millenomi_Aura: full house
LRRbot: Galadriel of Lothlórien [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Galadriel as your Ring-bearer, scry 3. / Whenever you scry, you may reveal the top card of your library. If a land card is revealed this way, put it onto the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Thranduil, Sindarin Liege // Silvan Rally | Thranduil, Sindarin Liege [2{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token. // Silvan Rally [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill four cards, then put up to two land cards from among them into your hand.
e_bloc: maybe wheeler didnt know what elves were in the cube
millenomi_Aura: remember to hydrate etc
Dog_of_Myth: !break
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LRRbot: Gorbag of Minas Morgul [1B] | Legendary Creature — Orc Soldier [2/2] | Whenever a Goblin or Orc you control deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. When you do, choose one — / • Draw a card. / • Create a Treasure token.
Krillin_fan: sometimes the forests even walk
foopoiuyt: Have to love gorbag
LRRbot: Attercop [1G] | Creature — Spider [2/1] | Reach, deathtouch / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
millenomi_Aura: it’s enwebment
LoadingReadyRun: Just walking around town, drinking from my Gorbag
LRRbot: Swarming of Moria [2R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token. / Amass Orcs 2.
millenomi_Aura: copwebs
Chartle:
bugs? 
Larkonus: All cops are cops? Big if true.
Krillin_fan: ACAA all cops are attercops?
before_damage: Nelson and Angel, the wholesome pair
LSRubin:
Arachnid Cops Are Beautiful 
LRRbot: Troop of Ponies [2] | Creature — Horse [2/1] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
millenomi_Aura: all upside
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Horse isn't Arcane. It's clearly Cultivate.
Chartle: it's their mane thing
e_bloc: not quite a burnished hart
LRRbot: Breaking of the Fellowship [1R] | Sorcery | Target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to another target creature that player controls. The Ring tempts you.
letsbelgo: lollol,
LSRubin: police brutality!
MegaDosX: Pony on mane
tehfewl: Cops punching ponies
e_bloc: this blazing saddles remake got weird
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Gorbag is pawn in life
goombalax: you don't, under any circumstances, "gotta give it to Gorbag"
LRRbot: Nasty Little Rabbit [G] | Creature — Rabbit [1/2] | Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
e_bloc:
@Dog_of_Myth
LRRbot: Shire Terrace | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: "Give it to Gorbag" was filmed in front of a live studio audience
DigitalSeahorse: bnuy
codatski: @goombalax ^
LRRbot: Smite the Deathless [1R] | Instant | Smite the Deathless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
BrowneePointz: Gorbag, or his close frenemy, Shagrat
LRRbot: Azog, Moria's Ruin [2B] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/3] | When Azog enters, destroy up to one other target creature. Its controller amasses Goblins X, where X is that creature's power. If you controlled that creature, draw a card.
bbblehh: Does anyone know why they stopped using the special frame for UB cards?
LoadingReadyRun: This year's hot team up: Azog and Gorbag
bbblehh: I'm only just now noticing this
e_bloc: it was a nasty little rabbit
northos: @bbblehh it just didn't really provide any benefit
LRRbot: Galadriel, Gift-Giver [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever Galadriel enters or attacks, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / • Create a Food token. / • Create a Treasure token.
e_bloc: I think they said they didnt want people to think they were not standard legal
BrowneePointz: @bbblehh transition to standard legal for cohesive
BrowneePointz: cohesion*
LRRbot: Sauron, the Lidless Eye [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Horror [4/4] | When Sauron enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / {1}{B}{R}: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Each opponent loses 2 life.
e_bloc: ngl her gifts kinda suck
northos: Sauron doots as he pleases
bbblehh: @BrowneePointz I suppose that makes sense (I personally liked the visual distinction though)
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drewm1022: Ughh. Give it to Gorbag, I guess.
BrowneePointz: Pippin would definitely do the 6-7 thing
BrowneePointz: hair?
DigitalSeahorse: hair is more of a whip or a flogger
e_bloc: just saying, when she becomes the light of valinor, her gifts get much better
BrowneePointz: after she turned down an elven king for the same thing MULTIPLE TIMES
BrowneePointz: Gimli is just a respectful Chad
Krillin_fan: Gimli's swag is undeniable
LRRbot: Bejeweled Warg [1G] | Creature — Wolf [3/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target Wolf you control. / • Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Sméagol, Helpful Guide [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/2] | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, the Ring tempts you. / Whenever the Ring tempts you, target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and the rest into their graveyard.
Sage0fMadness: not just any elven king, the most preternaturally skilled of all the elves
tehfewl: Warg? i thought this is LotR, not Warhammer40k
James_the_Dabbler: @tehfewl Warghammer40
LRRbot: Bothersome Noisemaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Goblins 1.
Sage0fMadness: a toot-toot?
fcloud: @James_the_Dabbler ok
e_bloc: as a father, probably makes Nelson feel right at home
Sage0fMadness:
LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
letsbelgo: bear
Micalovits: Beardriel
fcloud: galadriel living her best life
millenomi_Aura: happy pride month!
theamc2000: Be(lf)ar
e_bloc: damn that card slaps
BrowneePointz: yea her Uncle, the greatest smith the Elves ever knew asked for a strand of her hair and she was like “nah fam I see your darkness”
LSRubin: Gimli is now even more attracted to her
Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePointz famously he was a great guy and nothing bad ever happened
BrowneePointz: tbh I forgot it was Feanor that asked. it’s been so long since I read the silmarillion
Sage0fMadness: Feanor would have done great as a Targaryen
Krillin_fan: damn
e_bloc:
fcloud: @Sage0fMadness the 2027 UB sets haven't been announced, just sayin
fcloud: the dream is alive
Micalovits: @Sage0fMadness Wonder what the Targaryans where inspired by...
e_bloc: not to mention secret lair could always throw it out there
Sage0fMadness: if it goes alongside a release date for Winds of Winter, I won't be that mad
LRRbot: Grond, the Gatebreaker [3B] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Trample / As long as it's your turn and you control an Army, Grond is an artifact creature. / Crew 3
Micalovits: Grond!
Krillin_fan: GROND!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Grond!
Dog_of_Myth: GROND
hidingbox: GROND
codatski: GROND
letsbelgo: big grondin
Sage0fMadness: GROND
northos: gromp
BrowneePointz: I personally think ASOIAF would work better as commander decks than a full set.
LoadingReadyRun: Grond and Gorbag, friends forever
BrowneePointz: could use a lil Prancing Pony Sauce
Krillin_fan: @BrowneePointz One deck for each house!
LRRbot: Ordinary Bear [3G] | Creature — Bear [4/5]
BrowneePointz: did they show donkeys in the shire or just ponies
e_bloc: how high was gandalf when he said that
Natedogg2: What if we just made everything else smaller?
Sage0fMadness: very high @e_bloc
e_bloc: I think this is where we need forced perspective
Krillin_fan: LOL
attackllama31: thank you paul
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul
James_the_Dabbler: Paul OMG
letsbelgo: BEAR
e_bloc: Paul the real MVP
chaos5896:
LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
lamina5432: master wizard paul
James_the_Dabbler: Hit the Grond running
LRRbot: Grond, the Gatebreaker [3B] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Trample / As long as it's your turn and you control an Army, Grond is an artifact creature. / Crew 3
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello @LoadingReadyRun lrrfriends! how are the hobbitses?
LRRbot: Sauron, the Lidless Eye [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Horror [4/4] | When Sauron enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / {1}{B}{R}: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Each opponent loses 2 life.
BrowneePointz: Beorn is a beast of a bomb
e_bloc: we need VAR (we absolutely do not need VAR)
Juliamon: we have VOD
Micalovits: And here we see Wheeler acting like twitch chat, live on cam!
e_bloc: when you peer into twitch chat, it peers into you
Chartle: a witch bear?
northos: D:
attackllama31: you asked but you never did get a yes.....
theamc2000: we can ask for vibes?
e_bloc:
hidingbox: Heard it here first!
James_the_Dabbler: Oooooooooooooooooooh snap
northos:
I think that's the subathon week
e_bloc: thats the subathon
Dog_of_Myth:
northos: @e_bloc eyyy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: angel exercising her right to bare arms, I see.
Dr_fragenstien: @theamc2000 you actually can! usually the answer is no, but you can ask!
e_bloc:
@northos
BrowneePointz: I love how sometimes Tolkien goes ham on the fantasy name, and sometimes, the bear guy is named Beorn(Bjorn)
LRRbot: Gorbag of Minas Morgul [1B] | Legendary Creature — Orc Soldier [2/2] | Whenever a Goblin or Orc you control deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. When you do, choose one — / • Draw a card. / • Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Troop of Ponies [2] | Creature — Horse [2/1] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: goes to show, sometimes put your inspiration on your sleeve
goombalax: fire-end ship is magic
Natedogg2: Don't set the ponies on fire. Rachel Weeks will become very sad.
Krillin_fan: I dunno Nelly, that one pony comes with the apple already in it's mouth...
e_bloc: why would you put inspiration on your sleeve if you already have ponder
LRRbot: Gandalf, Goblins' Bane // Flameshape | Gandalf, Goblins' Bane [2R] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Gandalf gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent. // Flameshape [1R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Look at the top two cards of your library and exile them face down. For as long as they remain exiled, you may play them if you control a Wizard.
Micalovits: @BrowneePointz Its even worse - oe/eo is a way to write ø. and Bjørn literealy means bear
theamc2000: wait, do the ponies die in the hobbit?
CrossXhunteR: woo, two exile zones
e_bloc: they shoot horses, dont they
LRRbot: Down in the Valley [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token." / III, IV — Elves you control get +1/+0 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
goombalax: @theamc2000 they're fine, they go to a nice farm upstate in Rohan
theamc2000: @goombalax yay
PorpoisesUnknown: Sagguh-Dragguh
BrowneePointz: @micalovits yep knew the latter didn’t know the former
CrossXhunteR: urza's saga is still kinda neat
Krillin_fan: "Those ponies are up to something"
e_bloc: city of death is a cool one too
e_bloc: !card city of death
LRRbot: City of Death [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a Treasure token. / II, III, IV, V, VI — Create a token that's a copy of target non-Saga token you control.
CrossXhunteR: this gandalf is no vivi, but not much is
DapperKoala2: LRRbot's Saga display is really clear, nicely done.
goombalax: "Gorbag not on clock. Gorbag believe in fair pay for labor. Gorbag not a scab."
LoadingReadyRun: I choose to believe that the sacrifice on Troop of Ponies is them running away, across open fields that you previously didn't see, hence why you get to search for lands
LRRbot: Mordor Muster [1B] | Sorcery | You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / Amass Orcs 1.
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LRRbot: Swarming of Moria [2R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token. / Amass Orcs 2.
BrowneePointz: wait is it Vegetarian deck name cuz Meat’s Back on the Menu?
DapperKoala2: Chat, does the Elf buff on Down in the Valley affect all Elves even if they come into play after the Saga trigger, or only those that were already in play before the trigger resolved?
northos: @DapperKoala2 the latter
DapperKoala2: @northos Thank you!
LRRbot: Fearsome Goblin Pair [2{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | When this creature dies, amass Goblins 4.
e_bloc: good question--otherwise it would have to say something like 'this saga gains ...'
Sage0fMadness: does this go in aristocr- (gets yanked offstage by an oversized hook)
DapperKoala2: @e_bloc Yeah. I assumed it was a trigger and not a static effect but wanted to make sure.
LRRbot: Galadriel, Gift-Giver [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever Galadriel enters or attacks, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / • Create a Food token. / • Create a Treasure token.
e_bloc: yeah, i have parsed things that way so many times before
swatb0t: cube list?
Juliamon: !deck
swatb0t: ty
LRRbot: Haunt of the Dead Marshes [B] | Creature — Nightmare Elf [1/1] | When this creature enters, scry 1. / {2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activate only if you control a legendary creature.
BrowneePointz: that scene freaked me the hell out as a kid
e_bloc: flavor text is good advice to give your kid too
shea_wolfe: It's also an elf instead
LRRbot: Spiteful Banditry [XRR] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, it deals X damage to each creature. / Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control die, you create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Micalovits: Pyroclasm, still good at 4 mana
Sage0fMadness: Gandalf cast "summon bandits"
Sage0fMadness: it was super effective
e_bloc: hey frodo wanna see a dead body
DapperKoala2: M'lady *doffs cap*
LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
LRRbot: Wargling [1G] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, until end of turn, this creature gets +1/+0 and creatures you control gain trample.
BrowneePointz: I will forever be a lil sad we’ve never gotten the Scouring on screen, though I understand why Jackson left it out of his adaptation
theamc2000: wolf is not yet bear
LRRbot: Sauron, the Lidless Eye [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Horror [4/4] | When Sauron enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / {1}{B}{R}: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Each opponent loses 2 life.
LRRbot: The Sackville-Bagginses [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/2] | When The Sackville-Bagginses enter, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.
jekke888: Nice
e_bloc: popping off
LRRbot: Ordinary Bear [3G] | Creature — Bear [4/5]
LRRbot: Quarrel's End [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
hidingbox: One day we hope there will just be a bear creature card named bear
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I want a Jeremy Bearamy Card...
LRRbot: Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! | Great Ugly-Looking Goblin [5B] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [4/4] | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. // Clap! Snap! [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Amass Goblins 2.
BrowneePointz: clap! snap!
DapperKoala2: @BrowneePointz I haven't read the books but looking up this chapter makes me want to read all three just to appreciate this chapter in the wider context of the full story.
LRRbot: Reverent Howl [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / • Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: @dapperkoala2 it’s basically showing that the war did end up reaching home/ and symbolism for “you can never return home again” transformed by the journey you know?
LRRbot: Sméagol, Helpful Guide [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [4/2] | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, the Ring tempts you. / Whenever the Ring tempts you, target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and the rest into their graveyard.
LRRbot: Shire Terrace | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
DapperKoala2: @BrowneePointz I intend to know.
BrowneePointz: it also gives a bit more context as to why Frodo ends up leaving to go west.
BrowneePointz: he wanted to solo the boss to hoard the xp
LRRbot: Shower of Arrows [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Scry 1.
BrowneePointz: that’s why he comes back leveled up and with new robes
JinaMahavira: almost lost his hardcore status
LRRbot: Nasty Little Rabbit [G] | Creature — Rabbit [1/2] | Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Attercop [1G] | Creature — Spider [2/1] | Reach, deathtouch / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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LRRbot: Mauhúr, Uruk-hai Captain [BR] | Legendary Creature — Orc Soldier [2/2] | Menace / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on an Army, Goblin, or Orc you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
codatski: !next
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LRRbot: Phial of Galadriel [3] | Legendary Artifact | If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, draw two cards instead. / If you would gain life while you have 5 or less life, you gain twice that much life instead. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
DapperKoala2: I heard "Phial of Galadriel" and assumed it was her nail file. I cannot explain why I thought this.
BrowneePointz: oh huh, the cop in Attercop comes from the same root word as the cob in cobweb
LRRbot: Swarming of Moria [2R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token. / Amass Orcs 2.
Mai_Andra: Yo dawg, I heard you like life. So I put lifegain on your lifegain, so you can get life when you get life.
LRRbot: Dancing from Dark to Dawn [3GG] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a creature spell, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is that spell's mana value. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
letsbelgo: big bear
letsbelgo: I like that one thats just waving in the art
LRRbot: Gandalf, Goblins' Bane // Flameshape | Gandalf, Goblins' Bane [2R] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Gandalf gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent. // Flameshape [1R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Look at the top two cards of your library and exile them face down. For as long as they remain exiled, you may play them if you control a Wizard.
BrowneePointz: til cop/kop and Lob are both old old words for spider
BrowneePointz: atter cop, literally “poison head”
DapperKoala2: So, is Shelob just "she-spider?"
BrowneePointz: yep
LRRbot: Along the Crooked Way [2B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Whenever a creature card leaves your graveyard, amass Goblins 1. / {1}{B}: Goblins and Orcs you control gain menace until end of turn.
Micalovits: 5 mana, look threatening
Krillin_fan: Nelly taking "do nothing enchantments" to the next level
roastbeefsandwitch: Nice overlay, go Paul!
LRRbot: Gandalf, Goblins' Bane // Flameshape | Gandalf, Goblins' Bane [2R] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [2/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Gandalf gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent. // Flameshape [1R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Look at the top two cards of your library and exile them face down. For as long as they remain exiled, you may play them if you control a Wizard.
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz Huh til thank you
Strebenherz:
@roastbeefsandwitch Big agree, the overlay looks great
lamina5432: why not both
BrowneePointz: a prowess pinger that draws cards seems great
Micalovits: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
LRRbot: Attercop [1G] | Creature — Spider [2/1] | Reach, deathtouch / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Smite the Deathless [1R] | Instant | Smite the Deathless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
BrowneePointz: the bear tokens for this set are SO CUTE
Micalovits: @BrowneePointz Almost as cute as you are!
BrowneePointz: @micalovits calumnies and lies
Kihl1v9: I just got here is nasty little rabbit a card name? lmfao
Micalovits: It sure is
LRRbot: Nasty Little Rabbit [G] | Creature — Rabbit [1/2] | Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Kihl1v9: that's so funny
Kihl1v9: he looks friendly to be honest
northos: @Kihl1v9 presumably you're not the one trying to grow carrots
Kihl1v9: true
BrowneePointz: @kihl1v9 it’s a rabbit stealing carrots but the name comes from one of the Trolls talking to Bilbo
LRRbot: Beorn, Reluctant Host // Till and Tend | Beorn, Reluctant Host [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear Shapeshifter [5/5] | Trample // Till and Tend [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
gsyhiap:
e_bloc: if I was a rabbit and a troll called me that I would tell that story for the rest of my life
BrowneePointz: the troll called Bilbo that cuz he was sneakin around their campsite and they’d never seen a hobbit. saw his furry feet and went “yep that’s a rabbit”
e_bloc: if I was a hobbit and a troll called me that I would never tell that story ever
LRRbot: Rise of the Witch-king [2BG] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you sacrificed a creature this way, you may return another permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
letsbelgo: which king?
LRRbot: Fearsome Goblin Pair [2{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | When this creature dies, amass Goblins 4.
LRRbot: Gathering of Darkness [3B] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Amass Goblins 3.
LRRbot: Attercop [1G] | Creature — Spider [2/1] | Reach, deathtouch / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Angel has really ang-marred Nelly’s battlefield this game
Micalovits: Is it Lembas nelly has in hand?
letsbelgo: oh he did show nelson scrambled eggs
Micalovits: lol
Sage0fMadness:
CrossXhunteR: pauper allstar lembas?
Sage0fMadness: how many did you eat Nelson
Sage0fMadness: "four"
LRRbot: Isengard Unleashed [2RRR] | Sorcery | Damage can't be prevented this turn. If a source you control would deal damage this turn to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals triple that damage instead. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}{R}
BrowneePointz: that sounds like a sleeper agent activation phrase @crossxhunter
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
letsbelgo: games
Sage0fMadness: GGs
LRRbot: Ent's Fury [1G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control if its power is 4 or greater. Then that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and fights target creature you don't control.
Sage0fMadness: helped by Gandalf!
hidingbox: Wait a minute! This isn't lore accurate!
Krillin_fan: Sweet cube!
Sage0fMadness: this one was very fun
Mai_Andra: The conniving hobbitses got away with the Precious...
BalthusHomewood: indeed
Micalovits: Love the cube!
lamina5432: gnight
Sage0fMadness: biblically accurate angel cube
realbadatthis_: Dont google wheeler angel tolkien cube controversy
NotCainNorAbel: use it to get friends
Sage0fMadness: use it and a food processor to get magic the gathering into your friends!
Micalovits: Yea, we have to dig up wheelers card on a random island!
letsbelgo: woooo
rosesmcgee: He's writing the bible
e_bloc:
Krillin_fan: There is no might about it
lamina5432: it was already partially muted
definenull: hot to go is already stuck in my head
MysticalHeartache:
100
loufghyslaufey: A Tolkien Cube? Wow. I really couldn't tune in for that stream today... even if I knew
KWardJenx: Great cube and fun evening. Thank you
Redbassist:
Redbassist:
loufghyslaufey: Welp, so much for the VOD
loufghyslaufey: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam, Beej, and the voice of Paul for an afternoon of adventures and reading. Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (16:14 from now).
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