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SnackPak_:
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SnackPak_: naughty HVAC
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maclaglen: Chopping trees? Sounds like the work of a Lumberjack
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Singenmeister: I do like it when a game is what it says on the tin.
TXC2: it's 25C at night here in the UK, so a great time to buy a woolly hat!
Strebenherz: howdy y'all. how is game?
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TXC2: hello Strebenherz we've only just started
ArtDecoSunburn: That's how capitalism works, right? Bisect some logs, generate magical coins?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Wood hood
TehAmelie: hi pals!
accountmadeforants: 30 bucks to increase your grip strength? What value!
TXC2: "by Grathbar's hammer.....what a savings!"
TehAmelie: are we getting a lot of wood?
ArtDecoSunburn: Suspiciously cheap revival for 5 dollars. What exactly are you snorting?
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maclaglen:
@TXC2 
Dalrint: No swim, only chop!
BITs19_: well yea, there's no lifeguard on duty
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wood goes bad if it gets wet
maclaglen: @ArtDecoSunburn BRAWNDO! It's got what plants crave!
spicyFerret_: If chat were a tree, what tree wood we be
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dalrint But how else will we flume what we've chopped?
TXC2: logs ARE heavy to be fair
Dalrint: @ArtDecoSunburn NO FLUME ONLY CHOP!
accountmadeforants: I think I'm starting to see the gameplay loop here: Get wood to get more wood to get more wood to get more wood
BITs19_: hehe, wood
DerDrongo: the bottom right shows you can carry 3 logs right now
TheAinMAP: Surely you can drop some logs in the river so you can waltz?
ArtDecoSunburn: @spicyFerret_ Well, Ms. Walters, clearly an Aspen, as we're inter-networked.
TheAinMAP:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beep!
TXC2: the LRR kind of show
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dalrint Sheesh, okay. (Back to chopping)
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TXC2: our ute
TehAmelie: sort of like being lost in the woods
TehAmelie: but if we chop enough of it down we'll get out, probably
SnackPak_: oofa
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: it better not be 20 per mug
EricTheOrange: serge would do it
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Should we expect a Sondheim production?
TehAmelie: oh no, we're clearcutting?
TXC2: time for deforestation!
accountmadeforants: "See those trees? You can chop them down. And you should, you should kill all trees."
tyrsredritehand: That seems needlessly irresponsible.
TheAinMAP: Take down the entire forest? Are we playing the villain?
TXC2: what about short and gay trees?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Is this game secretly sponsored by Georgia Pacific?
EricTheOrange: @TheAinMAP well we get to be a tmblr sexyman
TXC2: and? Gay isn't just for June
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 DOGE ctrl-F cut all mention of them.
tyrsredritehand: Ick
accountmadeforants: I hope our range keeps expanding and we eventually find our way to the Amazon and chop that down too (just like real life!)
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn lets say yes
tyrsredritehand: We are taking down big log
BraveOthello: You skin, axeless
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ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 It's like the Anti-Lorax.
gsyhiap:
tyrsredritehand: No rest, only caffeine.
TXC2: caffeine is a human right....or something
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is nice that the trees fall into nice even logs
EricTheOrange: I feel like "a game about digging a hole" had a more immdiate hook.
tyrsredritehand: aspirational train
accountmadeforants: I'm glad we have a helpful ghost to saw the wood for us.
TXC2: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters right, self pruning tress would a life saver here
PhoenixMelior: What are we doing with all the stumps?
accountmadeforants: The stumps are there as a warning to other trees
WiJohn: A Game About Stump Pulling
PhoenixMelior: Oh right, right before they make A Game About Reversing the Harms of Deforestation
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah logging on your own is a fantastic idea you should definitely try it
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the stumps are the cruel reminder of all the lives lost
Lord_Hosk: Well, buy a stump grinder off facebook marketplace or craigslist
Wolfstrike_NL: Could carry the car
accountmadeforants: Grab a treetrunk in a single hand and crush it
Lord_Hosk: You're face is matt!
PhoenixMelior: Hosk has been Matt this whole time?!
SquareDotCube: at least you kept it on the island
LadyAiluros: ooof
TehAmelie: has anyone seen them in the same room?
SnackPak_: time to pull the mask off Hosk
7gorobei: mattified boom
paronomasiac042: "stump grinder" is my plug for weed
tyrsredritehand: How do we have a truck but no chainsaw?
Wolfstrike_NL: Matt in for a real surprise when he learns he has children
Lord_Hosk: lol
weekendjedi42: Another cozy game about destroying the environment .
TXC2: wait so Gay Ace Matt is also married father of 3 lord hosk? what an age we live in
accountmadeforants: It's for tree huggers
WiJohn: Only if the stump also has the app
TheMerricat: You know when I was a teen and my parents decided to move us into the country and build our log home, I really wish the trees that we had back then broke into convenient log parts instead of simply falling over and making a mess that we needed to strip all the branches off first before we couymove them
EricTheOrange: well if this is an incremental game when do we industrialize this.
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Local stumps in your area
iris_of_ether: I miss StealthMountain/sneakpeak
ArtDecoSunburn: @weekendjedi42 It's not like hosting the game on servers burns electricity . . . . Oh, wait.
TXC2: The_Lesser_Gatsby are they hot?
weekendjedi42: The rent
accountmadeforants: @EricTheOrange Maybe we can find more ghosts like the one manning the saw and have them do our job.
Critterbot: Mmm, I'd argue Twitter still exists, I refuse to ever call it anything but.
Strebenherz: sometimes you just want cheap wood
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Because you need to build up your strength to knock down the good wood
EricTheOrange: I think theirs still a stump in my parents back yard of a tree that blew over when I was a kid. I have no idea how they'd get rid of it.
Lord_Hosk: Sometimes you want cheap wood, so you go on stumpgrinder...
SquareDotCube: well how's your malaria vaccination to start
ArtDecoSunburn: @The_Lesser_Gatsby Have you heard the legend of Stumpy the Cherry Blossom Tree in Washington, DC? He's a patron saint of local romance.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Lord_Hosk Now that's a tagline!
accountmadeforants: I remember the toilet paper shortage during covid. That was impressively stupid.
AleisAlpto: i saw on the news lately that wildfires have started in British Colombia. i was informed that you all are way further from the fires, and i am glad you are all safe.
TheMerricat: @EricTheOrange They have deals where you can buy two chemicals drill a hole straight down the stump and pour the chemicals in, and in about a year or so the chemicals basically turn the stump into cardboard.
TehAmelie: did i blink or did that tree take one whack?
weekendjedi42: Also the standing water
Xed_Regulus: Oh, there are ticks too
The_Lesser_Gatsby: @ArtDecoSunburn I have not. But apparently there is a wiki page for it
EricTheOrange: if theirs water theirs mosquitoes
Juliamon: TehAmelie I think it was one she'd already started
TXC2: AleisAlpto yes, the fire are FAR away from where LRR is
paronomasiac042: this is the biome of the fabled "mosquo"
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Alas, your parents were probably alpha testers.
SquareDotCube: but no tsetse flies
Lord_Hosk: Malaria Vaccinations give you the most intense messed up dreams. 10 out of 10 don't recommend
PhoenixMelior: Important question, can we pet the dog
accountmadeforants: I'm surprised none of these trees have turned out to be rotten and exploded into many horrible bugs and/or a dynasty of termites.
Pal_Friendpatine: This is why I like living in the desert: less mosquitoes, virtually no ticks
ArtDecoSunburn: @Lord_Hosk That's why you drink the gin and tonics with quinine, to forget.
paronomasiac042: @lord_hosk THC turns off dreams. 10/10 recommend
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn They were certainly something I can tell you that I don't know if I'd say it was alpha... 
PhoenixMelior: @paronomasiac042 speaking from my experience, no it doesn't.
Juliamon: yeah these are some remarkably healthy birches
AleisAlpto: @TXC2 the moment i saw British colombia and wildfires on the news i was like, 'no no no no no'. but cathleen was the first to pop up on a live and assured me you are all okay.
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
iris_of_ether:
ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a bonus level where we're on Devil's Island chopping mahogany trees in the swamp?
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SquareDotCube: @AleisAlpto BC is much, much bigger than you think
Juliamon: The BC fires are on the mainland. LRR is not on the mainland.
WiJohn: Lifehack!
Lord_Hosk:
Pharmacist 
! we need you!
Strebenherz: upsides of island, good to know
BITs19_: BC may be big, and yet the fires are WAY TOO CLOSE for my comfort
TXC2: LRR is safe until Fire learns to swim
TheMerricat: So I'm actually just waking up from a nap and I don't know if I actually heard that correct but.. I heard CBT.
Dalrint: "Why did you mix these medicines?" "A lumberjack on twitch told me to."
PhoenixMelior: Being downwind of BC kinda sucks right now
SnackPak_:
public_key_reveal_party: Now cori is thinking like a capitalist
BITs19_:
BraveOthello: You'd be having prarie fires instead?
SquareDotCube: are you saying treat the trees like rats
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat I was making a joke about video game development, but it was poorly worded. Sorry to dredge up memories of your uprooting.
Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn I don't know, but Foxmar does say there's some sort of cool secret in this game...
TehAmelie: some cocaine will get your blood pumping faster so the vaccine activates sooner (don't try that)
TXC2: exactly, you's have different, possibly worse problems
Lord_Hosk: Who let my sub laps! what kind of loser doesn't give Bezos money to LoadingReadyRun or another streamer?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon The tree nymphs come and seek out their revenge?
PhoenixMelior: A broke one, next question
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
I know. And don't worry about it, it happened about 30 years ago. And they get in here full from me every time I see them.
TXC2: "who let the sub lapse? who?! who who who who?!"
EricTheOrange: looking at habitat maps mosquitoes live basically anywhere it gets warm enough get's them. so if you wanna avoid mosquitoes you gotta move up to the northern yukon.
TheMerricat: An ear full even
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @LoadingReadyRun Cori? Can we be lumberjacks?
AleisAlpto: I know BC is huge, i was considering visiting once, but i do not know where exactly LRR's HQ is or where the fires where, that's why i was worried.
gsyhiap: @Lord_Hosk How many laps do you run in order to maintain your sub? I prefer just to pay money...
TheAwkes: That *long* shot.
TXC2: hello thedepthandbreadthofseth welcome
AleisAlpto: but anyway, let's enjoy the live
SquareDotCube: espresso, like slime
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Well, at least you get to decide where you live now.
accountmadeforants: I'm picturing our main character just jamming expensive nespresso cups in until the mug's full
accountmadeforants: That explains the price
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn
weekendjedi42: Also those coffee beans are probably not fresh ground
paronomasiac042: @accountmadeforants our character supports nestle?! for shame
SquareDotCube: remember when we used to dig holes
accountmadeforants: @paronomasiac042 Our character is literally intending to cut down every single tree they can see (and beyond)
EricTheOrange: so what's stopping you from just taking coffee. morals?
accountmadeforants: It'd be more surprising if they didn't support nestle
Lord_Hosk: thats impressive grip strength
tyrsredritehand: No man's romance? Unplayable game.
gsyhiap: With that much coffee I don't think I'd be leaving the toilet.
TXC2:
if it's good enough American Gladiator Eric Buganhagan, it's good enough for us
accountmadeforants: I have always wondered what my grip strength is after finding out they apparently test that in Japan.
TXC2: !break
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EricTheOrange: bing bong
TXC2: heres hoping the HVAC gets fixed
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ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants The antithesis of Johnny Appleseed.
TXC2: accountmadeforants if you've got a floor scale, hold it in one hand and sqeeze as hard as possible, the "weight" number should give you some Idea
TXC2: and we're back
accountmadeforants:
@TXC2 Oh yeah I guess all scales work by testing compression... I can give it a try in a bit
ace_of_dragon037: good afternoon All
TXC2: hello ace_of_dragon037 welcome
Lord_Hosk: ummm what now?
TXC2:
what year is this? 
TheAwkes: Ships are made of a lot of good wood...
Lord_Hosk: I wonder if you can sink and harvest that ship?
accountmadeforants: The ship's made of wood, it has to die
accountmadeforants:
Lord_Hosk: YOU WIN!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I would spend $50 to fire a cannon.
TheAinMAP: Yes.
TXC2: IT'S GOOD!
tyrsredritehand: Free wood
Strebenherz: was that a wilheim scream
gsyhiap:
Dalrint: Well. Time for war I guess
paronomasiac042: navel warfare?! oh, _naval_
feet2big: Nice
BraveOthello: Commence firing!
EricTheOrange: can we shoot trees with that?
TehAmelie: shiver me timbers, etc
accountmadeforants: Our character is a menace I love it
BraveOthello: Yes. Yes it did
OrbitLock: now there's blood AND sap on your hands
TXC2: Jimoothy?!
Lord_Hosk: Now can you harvest all that good good timber?
EricTheOrange: @BraveOthello oh good I just missed it then
Marvoleath: I was hoping for floatsam
weekendjedi42: Guys name was Wilheml
TehAmelie: ooh was that a four-ogger?
tyrsredritehand: Who did we declare war on? Besides the trees.
TXC2: Statically it's the British
TehAmelie: unidentified vessel, that's fair game
tyrsredritehand: The last Saskatchewan pirate?
OrbitLock: sea of thieves rules they'll have respawned by now
Lord_Hosk: @tyrsredritehand (captain america I understood that reference gif)
TehAmelie: this log bundle is reminding me of Mothergunship
TehAmelie: but there the size of the guns you could construct was a running joke
ace_of_dragon037: you slowly turn this forest into a very lovely plains
TXC2:
ace_of_dragon037 and then when the soil erodes, a lovely desert
TehAmelie: or arm or core day
BITs19_: hmmm
Lord_Hosk: We should build some bird houses for the birds to live in. because thats the only place birds live... is in manmade birdhouses made from harvested wood.
TehAmelie: level boss tree!
TXC2: how ironic
goombalax: @TehAmelie Armored Core Day
public_key_reveal_party: Killing the forest for the trees or however that saying goes
OrbitLock: privately owned forest here has signs on the perimeter that specify the land is a "tree farm"
gsyhiap: They should've made that one invisible, that way you wouldn't have been able to see the tree for the woods.
TXC2:
Lord_Hosk if it works for Barn Owls, it works for all birds
TheMerricat:
So the good news is the game isn't 100% about deforestation. I just pulled up the steam page and one of the selling points in the description is once you've clearcut everything down and before you leave for the next area, you get to plant new seedlings.
KeytarCat: Cori just casually carrying two HWOLE TREES
spo8n: @orbitlock I think they can get free carbon credits that way
TehAmelie: chat is friend?
KeytarCat: More strange than we are strangers
Lord_Hosk: Wait... it gets stranger than us?
EricTheOrange: we're not strangers we're you parasocial buddies
public_key_reveal_party: Chat is full of strange people (affectionate)
gsyhiap: We're not strangers?!
Strebenherz: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2049: "I don't even want chat to compliment me, I don't like it." —Adam [2016-03-05]
calculated_uncertainties: but we're friend shaped!
tyrsredritehand: Chat is gremlin who pretends to be friend
gsyhiap: Acquaintances?
TXC2: chat is accomplice
spo8n: would you be friends with a dragon?
LordZarano: !findquote strange
LRRbot: Quote #1913: "Minecraft make you behave.... strangely" —Alex [2016-02-20]
EricTheOrange: how creepy and parascial are we allowed to be?
BraveOthello: Chat is just a bunch of strangers in a chat shaped trenchcoat
TehAmelie: parasocial work acquaintances
TXC2:
Babe was a pig Cori
calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 you remind me of the babe
ace_of_dragon037: I must say this game is truly what it is it is a game about chopping tree no false advertising
UnknownFriday: You got sprint unlocked as a stamina upgrade.
TXC2: because I heard the sheep that is chat?
TXC2: but do you choose to read?
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TheMerricat: Cori is a magic player chat, of course she can read. It's just that she never reads the FULL card.
Lord_Hosk: Game too real... unsubscribe
TehAmelie: the bed just saves the game? is this a Minecraft mod?
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] I wonder if sleep is free?
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TheMerricat:
There is that too.
TehAmelie: i feel like if i'm carrying stuff on my shoulder i take steps to turn it away from my field of vision
TXC2: invest in yourself by getting your own stock buybacks
TheMerricat:
@TehAmelie I feel like if I'm carrying three or four trees on my shoulder I shouldn't be able to then sprint and leap over a wood fence. But we do as we do.... 
Lord_Hosk: Remember your training Cori... no log left behind
tyrsredritehand: No chill against trees
TXC2:
just like the real world
EricTheOrange: that is the way of most incremental games
ace_of_dragon037: I think work is the chill
TXC2: was firing the cannon not chill?
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat I don't think our main character is human, just an Entity that hates trees and turns money into muscle.
EricTheOrange: They CAN, but most of them is, "you do the thing so you can do more of the thing, repeat.'
TehAmelie: maybe the defining trait of incremental games is your only enemy is the urge to optimize
TXC2: incre-metal, the rejected name for Prog rock
TheMerricat:
@accountmadeforants So, we are your typical JRPG isekai protagonist.
ace_of_dragon037: now this land tap for white mana
accountmadeforants: I hope we can chop down that lighthouse eventually
EricTheOrange: I guess the upgrade menu can be your"chill" time
Lord_Hosk: CUTSCENE
TXC2: SUDDEN CUTSCENE!
accountmadeforants:
TheMerricat: @TXC2 "Incremental (Netherlands): A thrash metal band formed in Katwijk aan Zee in 2001 and active until 2009. Their details are archived on Encyclopaedia Metallum: The Metal Archives."
gsyhiap: More like a chopscene amirite?
TehAmelie: i bet that birch was one of them 6000 year olds
TXC2:
TheMerricat 
KeytarCat: why is the music so driving?
KeytarCat: ope, new track I see
TehAmelie: choo choo
KeytarCat: E to beep!
TheAinMAP:
Lord_Hosk: Impressive
BITs19_: could have a whole game mechanic around building that bridge
TheAinMAP: "Looks I made a bridge. Took me what, ten seconds?"
TehAmelie: it's a game about chopping trees, everything else will be streamlined
KeytarCat: !y
LRRbot: Goose value 71
accountmadeforants: All incremental games are secretly Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
BITs19_: !y
LRRbot: Goose value 71
Juliamon: DOG
TXC2: Doggo!
Lord_Hosk: Now the question is... New lumber mill, or do you have to load the card and go back
TehAmelie:
TheAinMAP:
tyrsredritehand: There is unrest in the forest Trouble with the trees For the maples want more sunlight The oaks ignore their pleas
TXC2: ball gone
maclaglen: PET. THE. DOG.
KeytarCat: I conflate incremental and idle games, because most of each are the other!
Lord_Hosk: Game 0/10
TXC2: Game 0/10
accountmadeforants: Hates trees, hates ships, hates dogs
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What kind of game is this? Can't pet the dog?
TehAmelie: at least if the dog is immobile i'm not worried about the toadstool right next to it
Lord_Hosk: hehehehe
KeytarCat: That dank gush
TheMerricat: At least two balls.
TehAmelie: with the door open?
accountmadeforants: Our hatred for trees is greater than our discomfort
Lord_Hosk: rude
Lord_Hosk: you have axe
Juliamon: you have an axe..
accountmadeforants: Is this even our house?
TXC2: can we axe in the house?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can lift three trees. How can you not lift those?
KeytarCat: Why is big house small house???
Lord_Hosk: Thank you Juliamon!
LathosTiran: no live, only fire
TehAmelie: is this even a real house? seems like an Ikea display
TheMerricat:
@accountmadeforants We have an ax, and huge legs. It's our house _now_.
TXC2:
LathosTiran hmm, maybe not the season for that statement
Invitare: Or maybe it's you who is safe from those trees?
Juliamon: splat??
TehAmelie: now i see the need for a chainsaw
KeytarCat: c'mon, it's cold!
Barb4rian: For a game about chopping trees, the chopping sure is simplified =O
silvertabbycat: you gotta watch out for that sudden tree evaporation
TXC2: tree thicc
Lord_Hosk: boooop
silvertabbycat: you cut them open and they deflate
Lord_Hosk: Water weight
TXC2: tree goes on Ozempic AS it's falling
FlargBlarg: ninjas? in your tree? it's more likely than you think
EricTheOrange: "look at this magnificent tree man. now cut him down to make some shelves or something else you don't really need."
accountmadeforants: @EricTheOrange Oh, we're not actually using the wood at all, except to make our way to more trees to kill.
TehAmelie: imagine having to drive the train all the way to get coffee
TXC2: presumibly who ever is giving us the money is using the wood
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie I'm at most a two minute walk from coffee
TehAmelie: wait i know, sudden onset termite attack
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: E1M1 begins playing
KeytarCat: dakka saw
accountmadeforants: "You're a huge tree, that means you must have huge guts! Rip and tear! Rip and tear your tree guts!"
TXC2: none stamina, left tree
graal_smith: I dunno those nuns can have a lot of stamina
EricTheOrange: the stamina is being offset to dead animals now
EricTheOrange: though I guess that was true of our stamina and the food we eat
accountmadeforants: A new boom?
SnackPak_: whats the worst that could happen
TXC2: totality safe
KeytarCat: I bet electric chainsaws have improved the lung health of foresters by more than we've studied
TehAmelie: the winter fears the power of Nobel
LathosTiran: solar activated tnt?
KeytarCat: This bgm is The Lighthouse Song
TXC2: could we power with the souls of dead rocks instead?
TehAmelie: a coal powered chainsaw would be pretty funny. you feed it the trees you cut down with it
TXC2: it's been time to take the train for 200 years now
TehAmelie: free trowel!
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
silvertabbycat: trees don’t grow instantly? how dare!
CAKHost:
I am seriously seeing zero chopping at the moment ![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555587/1.0 ":\")
TheAinMAP: They're growing really fast.
TXC2: now in fairness, those trees are growing like Kudzu
TehAmelie: i was wondering if you can put the axe down
EricTheOrange: yeah but it's inferior birch life
CAKHost:
Nevermind! Is happy!
accountmadeforants: @KeytarCat Do foresters actually use electric chainsaws? I'd assume you'd have to keep a lot of spare batteries on hand to get through a day's work.
TXC2: Birthing is cast from hitpoints, not stamina
CAKHost: That's some chainsaw sound. Then again I would hate it if they had a real chainsaw sound.
TXC2: Foresters 10000000% use chainsaws
CAKHost: It sounds like you are hitting the tree with a bundle of dry grasses?!
CAKHost: Slap dat tree Down!
Jofadda:
what in the name of diggin' a hole is this?
TheAwkes: Big Stackâ„¢
EricTheOrange: @TXC2 se each Forrester uses 100000 chainsaws?
CAKHost: Oooo cart times!
TXC2: EricTheOrange lifetime? probably
KeytarCat: @accountmadeforants I meant like rangers, for maintaining trails and the like, more than loggers. I agree with your sentiment for occupational logging
TheAinMAP:
accountmadeforants: @KeytarCat Ah yeah that makes sense
CAKHost: *Carrie is Sadden*
TehAmelie: when i was chopping wood with stepdad, he had one chainsaw and me and stepbro had axes. . .
Lord_Hosk: In my experience if there is a bright yellow question mark in a game, it doens't mean anything, it was just a aesthetic choice.
CAKHost: For Those nights
gsyhiap:
TheAinMAP: Rum and axes. What can go right?
Angnor33: Are we building a pirate ship?
SnackPak_:
TehAmelie: yay!
Lord_Hosk: Good work Cori
accountmadeforants:
@TehAmelie I guess he was trying to keep the two of you from actually chopping down any trees on your own
EricTheOrange: well they were jerks so good job.
TXC2: good, fuck the EIC
accountmadeforants:
KeytarCat: cut your water with enough rum to sterilize it, now you have grog! I think?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: At the statues made of wood?
Lord_Hosk: Going to? that implies there aren't already statues of you built
accountmadeforants: The Dutch one or the British one?
Dalrint: But if you destroyed the east india company, who will ensure our supremacy against the vile Dutch?
BraveOthello: @KeytarCat Strictly speaking I think grog was also sweetened and limed
SnackPak_: everyone loves a wicker statue
accountmadeforants: (And are we working for the other one?)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants They were both pretty bad
CAKHost: Just remember the battery acid! (This is a Monkey Island joke, DO NOT put battery acid in rum and drink D8 )
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh that wasn't my point, I was just wondering which one we blew up with the cannon
EricTheOrange: @accountmadeforants the dutch ALSO had an EITC?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
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CAKHost: XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EricTheOrange A lot of countries in Europe had EITC
KeytarCat: LRRbot, nooo
TehAmelie: i think we got more trees down than him actually. we got all the small ones and him just a few very big ones. had to leave the medium ones
TXC2: wasn't the UK allied with the Dutch against Spain?
accountmadeforants: @EricTheOrange Yes, the VOC
EricTheOrange: @Thefluffiestguineapig why did they all name theirs the same thing. that seems confusing.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: $500 and a dream
CAKHost: I wish I would get spontantious 14 dollars...
TehAmelie: who are we paying to unlock the rail, i wonder
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Depends what period, the UK and the Netherlands also had a ton of wars around that time.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EricTheOrange Yup, it sure was! And they all operated in the same area and all hired a lot of the same privateers to raid each other in a circular hiring thing
CAKHost: On the road again ~
Juliamon: CAKHost It's not spontaneous, it's the payment for the logs we cut
CAKHost: Ah! Ty!
TXC2: accountmadeforants ah, my knowledge is mostly around the 1560's, it's a major inflection point for English history
Juliamon: we put logs in sawmill, they venmo us
TehAmelie: this would be a nice game to walk around in if not for those dang quotas
LadyAiluros: Into The Dark ... Black ... Forest.....
LadyAiluros: (beat drops)
gsyhiap:
EricTheOrange: only we may make use of the corpses of trees. the beavers must be taught a lesson.
CAKHost: @Juliamon ...I know the answer is 'yes' but I'm going to ask anyways: Does the log or the sawmill vemo the dollarydoos?
TXC2: B-boying, G-girling and NB-enbying
CAKHost: *venmo
Juliamon: CAKHost Honestly, it's really unclear. We haven't seen any human other than ourselves.
KeytarCat: I B Girl all time!
Juliamon: (And even then, only in shadow)
tyrsredritehand: The chainsaw sounds like a three stooge slap fest.
TehAmelie: the sound of the wood breaking is louder than the saw. hmm it could be electric
CAKHost: Plot crafting time: This is an alternative Amnesia game and ou r past self set up this system so we can get rich on our own money. Again.
KeytarCat: 11 to plant
accountmadeforants: @CAKHost I still say we're just some kind of Entity, and not a human. We're too strong and our hatred for trees is far too great.
CAKHost: @accountmadeforants Fair!
Lord_Hosk: Cost 11 make 33 plus stamia
TehAmelie: but then, what hates trees more than humans do?
accountmadeforants: The money might not actually be money either, given that we can spend it to instantly become stronger.
EricTheOrange: ah now your thinking with farming
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TehAmelie: hmm does the clear % go down when the trees grow?
Juliamon: I don't think it would, because the clear % says Oak and you can only plant Birch
Lord_Hosk: are they already grown?
TehAmelie: seems to make sense our self-grown trees are special
Juliamon: Can the birch be chainsawed?
EricTheOrange: in graveyard keeper you could start making zombies to do basic tasks for you. when do we get that in this game
Trahas: @EricTheOrange we are the zombie in this game
hoveringhalibut: This guy is some sort of Paul Bunyan and Hulk genetic experiment that escaped the lab
accountmadeforants: @EricTheOrange We already have a ghost manning the table saw at least
TXC2: right chat I'm off
KeytarCat: 20 ticks of the chainsaw, four of the axe
Trahas: any way to remove stumps?
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
accountmadeforants:
Goodnight TXC 
Juliamon: I think we removed a stump at the start, with the axe
Lord_Hosk: Now we really need to get on that stump grinder
Lord_Hosk: Thats fred penners log, you leave that alone!
LupusNoctis: chopchopchop
TehAmelie: at least you won't care that you're tired
Juliamon: let us add rum to the coffee you cowards
KeytarCat: eugh, there's a keurig even out here
TehAmelie: @KeytarCat and it charges $20 per thermos
Lord_Hosk: Damn... Fred penner was in Nanaimo a couple weeks ago! I could have gone to see him!
EikoandMog: Beep damn it
EikoandMog: Yaaaaaay
EricTheOrange: whats upstairs in our house
KeytarCat: @EricTheOrange wall
Juliamon: we will never know, thanks to those impassable wooden planks
EricTheOrange: oh I see
EikoandMog: Oh
Dalrint: You can't axe the boards?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If only we had an axe or chainsaw to cut those logs.
accountmadeforants: Can we use the axe or chainsaw to get rid of them?
Trahas: too bad you don't have some kind of tool that cuts through wood
TehAmelie: we didn't try the chainsaw come to think
Thefluffiestguineapig: This stream has kept me sane through stupid iPhone which apparently has some kind of glitch that means sometimes bluetooth products just WON'T PAIR and also they start only playing through one wireless headphone. Cori you are so soothing and funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tell that to the protagonist of Mercy I think is the Stephen King book?
hoveringhalibut: @Dalrint What do you think they would tell you?
FauksStarling: Wait, are we not supposed to do that Cori?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also who says we don't have coating of a little something something in the cup?
accountmadeforants:
@Thefluffiestguineapig The sacrifices we make to rid ourselves of the tyranny of the Headphone Jack 
Dalrint: @hoveringhalibut Boooooo
KeytarCat: I used to drink super sweet coffee at work so I'd have sugar enough to finish my shift without fainting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Yes, that's what happened. Also I had to upgrade from my extremely reliable iPhone 12 mini (battery number 4 and it was EXTREMELY WARM) and I still got something I think technically 2 generations old because it was "extra used" and I won't buy new and my hands are small
BraveOthello: How thick? Thick Tang thick?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello Nothing except some stuff in veterinary medicine people don't want me to talk about here is that thicc
TehAmelie: we logmaxxing
TheAinMAP:
paronomasiac042: clowns should always be announced
Thefluffiestguineapig: That horn reminds me of the horn Ian installed on Saabine
gsyhiap:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 They need warning sirens 2 counties away
TehAmelie: this scenario now could be called. . .logjammin'
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you go on the rivers do you need to get Paul in here to sing?
SnackPak_: wow rude
Thefluffiestguineapig: How dare you Cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the raccoons like the cats in Powerwash Simulator?
hoveringhalibut: What is the emotive range of this logging mutant?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you're John Henry?
KeytarCat: oh yeah, what are our emotes?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@hoveringhalibut You want the list of Alpha Flight or are we asking the emotive range of Wolverine
ContingentCat: it's just basic biology
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does that sound of the constant passive income make anyone else think of Cookie Clicker or other idle games?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm glad it doesn't because mine would be very depressing
Mangledpixel: mine mostly makes the sounds of the damned
accountmadeforants: I do get notifications any time money is added to my account
ContingentCat: I'd just take the 20$ repeatedly entering my bank account
Sethalidos: don't we all
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, I would like to have money
KeytarCat: "*ping* ($20)" Yay! wait, why is it in parentheses?
Juliamon: this does kinda sound like the soundbyte they use in the anti-gambling ads around here
Barb4rian: Especially at this rate. Stonks!
accountmadeforants:
Set up two accounts and a script to constantly transfer 20 bucks between the two
Juliamon: well, not "anti-gambling" so much as "don't overspend on Draft Kings"
accountmadeforants: (I do wonder how long it'd take for the bank to start asking questsions)
NazTMann:
@accountmadeforants Sounds like a great way to get audited 
kusinohki: Wish I had 2000 bits to ping cori with right now...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Recently I realized one of the loans for this upcoming year of school I will never see dispersed because I will graduate but because this is the US I guarantee I still need to pay all of that money I never actually will borrow back
Mangledpixel: *ping* §20. Yay! wait, why is it in Simoleans?
Mangledpixel: I would check for a large green plumbob above my head
Invitare: but where else does the plate go if not the floor???
gualdhar: is there something we should know about Ian?!?!
Sethalidos: what if they died in your pool because the ladder mysteriously disappeared?
LathosTiran: sim depression: "i havent seen the plumbob in half a year."
accountmadeforants: I mean maybe they just think of them as a natural part of their body, some kinda halo
Juliamon: please, they're not even self-aware enough to not piss themselves
KeytarCat: We can skin ourselves??
Thefluffiestguineapig: The plate on the floor would piss me off because I have a cat with kidney stones so even more so than the already "no human food" for my other cats, she has a "you get to pay the hospital bills if you do this" consequence
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat As Cori said, axes are only for trees
Juliamon: grafting!
Mangledpixel: Sims 2 does have a storyline with a mad scientist developing a mind control device in the shape of a large green crystal
Thefluffiestguineapig:
KeytarCat: Plant one tree inside another tree!
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a former archaeologist, you can sharpen a trowel to a fine edge
KeytarCat: is that why you're no longer an archeologist?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't you play that one game where you drove a delivery truck with stacks that were impacted by physics?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat No, I loved it. The pandini is why
KeytarCat: ope
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KeytarCat: aw geez, the leaves in the air parsed as ash to me...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Yeah, sucks to suck. Pandini ruined a lot of stuff.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat IRL or in game?
KeytarCat: in game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also hi KeytarCat! Hope your feeling ok friend!
accountmadeforants: Cleaning up the bedroom would get a lot more interesting with a chainsaw
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me I want there be a "you logged too greedily and too deep" mechanic in this game
KeytarCat: yes, hello Fluff! I'm well, are you?
MAPBoardgames:
I feel like this game isn't as DEEP as A Game about Digging a Hole.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat I currently have a foster kitty named Wolfgang! He's a sheer delight! I forget if I posted in the LRRscord about him or not. He is a double polydactyl
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig ooooo TINY BABY
accountmadeforants: We can carry multiple trees on our shoulder but that's our throw???
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly a multiplayer mod for that Breach and Clean game from W+P (it was a palate cleanser)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where you have a second player with other tools to breach a door would be fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat No, he's an adult but he has baseball mitts. Double polydactyl means he has 7 toes
accountmadeforants: Also why are we even bothering with the chainsaw at this point, can't we just grab the trees and uproot them ourselves?
SnackPak_: the only thing I can think of when someone brings up a polydactyl cat is having to trim more nails
MAPBoardgames: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've enjoyed Goblin Cleanup. Similar, but not quite qhat you are talking about.
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh big baby man!
MAPBoardgames: Some Ahti vibes with that photo
accountmadeforants: I still hope we can chop down the lighthouse
Mangledpixel: it's so you can compare it to see if anything's changed
Mangledpixel: like, if the lighthouse just up and moved itself 10m to the left
SnackPak_: you made a meadow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames This is from YEARS AGO on W+P (I watch a lot of those are background/destress while studying) and it was a jam game called Breach and Clean where you clean hotel rooms by breaching the doors with a literal bundle of dynamite and have to find all the things either to swap (dirty towels, empty toilet paper etc) or to clean (dirty floor, empty the bathtub, make the bed)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat He's a ham, I will post some pictures of him
accountmadeforants: Did that tree just fart?
Mangledpixel: gotta clean out the trees before you pave paradise and put up a parking lot
MAPBoardgames: @Thefluffiestguineapig I recalled the game you were speaking of.
MAPBoardgames: Well now....
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I did as for a "if you logged too greedily and too deep" mechanic but I didn't expect it to be so literal
Sethalidos: have you ever looked at Mother Nature's splendour and thought "EUGH!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos Piles of bat guano yes
accountmadeforants: I'm sure this'll do wonders for the soil once there's rain
SnackPak_: my guess is conflicted
Mangledpixel: more than the leaf litter, accountmadeforants ?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
That the crystal clear pond will certainly stay that way 
MAPBoardgames: I think if you do too much logging a little yellow guy with a mustache comes out and yells at you.
KeytarCat: now the final tree!!!
Mangledpixel: look at this magnificent tree man!
accountmadeforants: I like how there's fences around this tree
Juliamon: Brace yourself, last time we did this we got... cutscene!
LordZarano: Look at all that ground bathed in sunlight where there used to be shade. This is surely a good thing
MAPBoardgames: @Juliamon A chop-scene?
SnackPak_: the chainsaw sounds like someone playing street fighter on OOFC
MAPBoardgames: !next
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Juliamon: "dude, where did our nest go?"
aerolend: Oh, they're not waiting...
aerolend: They're speeding it up.
KeytarCat: I think a lot about the stories our games tell about us, and how so many board games are about imperialism
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Pictures/videos posted!
Sethalidos: character is word blind confirmed
MAPBoardgames: poof!
accountmadeforants: That sure was an explosion
Juliamon: pfoom
LathosTiran: doop
TheAinMAP:
Sethalidos: babby boom
TehAmelie: i thought it was only if you looked away from the explosion
Xed_Regulus: That was such a sad explosion
anyGould: I've seen balloons pop with more bang.
Mangledpixel: it's really gentle dynamite
aerolend: Very directional charges.
TehAmelie: extremely well shaped charges
accountmadeforants:
We're very good at directing explosions, no energy wasted. That's why our cart and the track are also fine
accountmadeforants: Okay so what can we explode in this area
aerolend: The chairs are for the cat.
TehAmelie: maybe you get one for free to alert you they exist if you hadn't found any earlier
accountmadeforants: Dominoes!
aerolend: It does in Valheim.
Mangledpixel: unfortunately these are videogame trees, so they're spaced too far apart
Juliamon: oh it worked!!
Valoopy: i saw it work just barely out the corner of your screen
MAPBoardgames: Valheim's domino trees are the best.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is "chain felling" why you have to yell timber in real life?
Sethalidos: whelp logs are wet game's ruined
aerolend:
OOC
accountmadeforants: Yum
anyGould: Medicinal forehead tea.
Xed_Regulus: Or do you have a forehead mouth?
calculated_uncertainties: just pour that coffee?
accountmadeforants:
aerolend: Well, yeah. We're a capitalist, not a human.
Mangledpixel: just poke your eye with the cup handle a few times, you'll be fine
Sethalidos: nah coffee eye wash best way to get caffiene
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nah, the gopro is just strapped to our chest
aerolend: Direct application of coffee to brain speeds up the process.
MAPBoardgames: This game is reminding me a lot of Aska. [survival/crafting; ground-level city builder]
KeytarCat: @aerolend pour it on top, the caffeine will trickle down
LathosTiran: leave them in the water for 100 years, we can sell them at a mark up. lake superior has a water log trade
accountmadeforants: @Sethalidos I'm reminded of those mint eye drops LRR got at one of the cons (or maybe I'm thinking of a different channel)
aerolend: @KeytarCat It will, but the pyramid is reversed, and there are monsters underneath.
Juliamon: Beej tried the mentholated eye drops, yes
Sethalidos: does that make you an arborist Cori?
sag3error: What cha gonna do with all that Stump?
MAPBoardgames: It's a game about chopping trees, not removing stumps
Mangledpixel: gotta spend money to make deforestation, I guess
Mangledpixel: only one way to find out!
MAPBoardgames: Autumn damage
calculated_uncertainties: alter of caffeine.
gsyhiap: @MAPBoardgames Careful with that one, you might get infected with Sept-sis
MAPBoardgames: @calculated_uncertainties You mean you don't have a shrine to coffee in your home or office?
MAPBoardgames: @gsyhiap Well done!
sag3error: Any burling in this one?
MAPBoardgames: E: beep
calculated_uncertainties: @MAPBoardgames more of a burial mound situation, here, and for tea.
anyGould: I'm glad there's no NPCs in this game - charging towards them with a chainsaw in hand is probably not friend-inducing?
Boopity: Sorrry, that was me, I'm hungy
JKBalch: Chips or crisps?
Boopity: Was I supposed to?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @JKBalch Important clarification
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori don't joke with the AI they're stupidly trying to do
Thefluffiestguineapig: They would try to do that! They would try to auto implement localization!
gsyhiap: @Thefluffiestguineapig I may have vomited a little at that thought
Mangledpixel: no comedy under late-stage capitalism, sorry
ArtDecoSunburn: We still chopping?
Mangledpixel: heh
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gsyhiap: No ethics.
Mangledpixel: one night a year, comedy is legal
goombalax: now I'm imagining the shitty AI narration voice over every stream and want to burn a data center
TehAmelie: i recycle all my jokes
MAPBoardgames: To "Risk it for the Biscuit" is to say you "Did it all for the Cookie."
ContingentCat: be gay do crime just got more fun
Boopity: That's a very good source
Mangledpixel: "the purge but for stand up comedy" could work well as a parody, actually
MAPBoardgames: the log pile trhough the sawmill roof!
ArtDecoSunburn: I could imagine a series of this game, where you're just harvesting different resources. Quarrying rock. Harvesting rubber. Picking tea leaves.
gsyhiap: Thought you were going for a new choo choo cart for a second there
farley_f: @Mangledpixel that sounds like the lrr Deathmatch video
RealGamerCow: embrace your inner Alex and find the gateway to the sub-ocean
Foxmar320: There is a cave nearby
ArtDecoSunburn: @farley_f "I'm killing it up here" -- Prop comic with chainsaw
gsyhiap: But if you destroy this entire ecosystem they'll let you into the lighthouse!
ArtDecoSunburn: @gsyhiap What is it with video games and lighthouses? Sure, Myst was fine, but I feel like we have other metaphorical structures.
Mangledpixel: ArtDecoSunburn but according to Bioshock Infinite, there's always a lighthouse
anyGould: And "There's always a Walmart" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
gsyhiap: @ArtDecoSunburn I reckon it's a forbidden fruit thing. They very rarely let you into lighthouses IRL, so now you can do it in yer vidya game!
shushu2539: only you can prevent forest fires.. by removing the forest?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mangledpixel I know. It's developers' go-to haunting, just out off the horizon symbolic structure.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 Then it is just a fire, so technically correct?
gsyhiap:
calculated_uncertainties: I think lighthouses are just pretty, and they have travel connections and an indirect library of alexandria connection. so loss too.
Mangledpixel: trains are famously immune to log damage
gsyhiap: @Mangledpixel it's exponent damage you really have to watch out for.
Mangledpixel: exactly
Strebenherz: DAANG
SnackPak_: the hat trick!
MAPBoardgames: The 3-fir!
Strebenherz: been in and out, do we have health? Can trees fall on us?
gsyhiap:
@MAPBoardgames 
SeiichiSin: That is a good one fir sure.
LordZarano:
@MAPBoardgames 
shushu2539: a quick game, log in and log out
MAPBoardgames: It won't leave you board.
Foxmar320: Yeah its not a long game, they did add a secret in the most recent update
MAPBoardgames: You might Pine for more at the end though.
Foxmar320: No clue
gsyhiap: @MAPBoardgames If not you can just leaf.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap No need to needle at them just because puns aren't poplar
ContingentCat: Cocaine arc going well then?
TehAmelie: you generate coffee in your own body right?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Isn't that the one anime
SeiichiSin:
Not going to lie, I first thought that was a chimney. 
Mangledpixel: "We replaced this lumberjack's blood with caffeine. Let's see how long till they notice."
Foxmar320: Gotta clear out this forest so we can plog a data center here
Thefluffiestguineapig: If your body starts generating coffee, see a doctor?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know what kind of doctor doesn't take bribes but find one because we need to know how that kidney wouldn't just implode if you're generating caffeine
goombalax: what's that like
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax ^Please
Mangledpixel: so you're just doing it for the pure unbridled tree hatred?
MAPBoardgames: I just got an idea for a weird dystopoian horror game. Office workers in the future are implanted with coffee-generating organs and there are coffee-vampires hunting them down.
Thefluffiestguineapig: In a good world people who don't need money any more would give it to people who do
Foxmar320: Tree know what they did
SeiichiSin: @MAPBoardgames You had me sold at coffee vampires.
gsyhiap: o7
Foxmar320: rip boss level tree
KeytarCat: gah!
Juliamon: It's time... say your prayers, lighthouse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames Or the other option is there's two games. You have that one and another game in the same world where you are an office worker and the goal is to hold out for the most possible payout for the implanted coffee organ. But at some point you just get it forcibly implanted. So it's one of those balancing things
RebekahWSD: uh
gsyhiap: Another chopscene!
TehAmelie: the lighthouse gets closer
Thefluffiestguineapig: SURE I GUESS
TehAmelie: wait are we secretly in Annihilation?
Mangledpixel: the treepocalypse is nigh
MAPBoardgames: The trees know what they did.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, you did a good thing. You've eliminated so many habitats across 2 biomes
gsyhiap:
This is starting to feel more like a speedrun
ErynTzun:
Oh hai, how goes the chippity 
chops?
anyGould: The trees woulda killed us all if given half the chance.
jhmv: yes
EvilBadman: Well (not pictured: Well, well)
KeytarCat: well well well
Thefluffiestguineapig: Make one the desktop with no context
BusTed: Nothing lives under the lighthouse
anyGould: What a dream??!?
BusTed: 1% is totally reasonable
gsyhiap:
MAPBoardgames: The protag's spouse snores, so you dream about sawing lumber.
TehAmelie:
gsyhiap: You are officially 1% coffee
UtilityPunk:
I am so eager to see more trees chopped down 
BusTed: oho
EvilBadman: Serge: "1% coffee budget? Rookie numbers."
UtilityPunk: Starting NG+!
gsyhiap: NG+?!
BusTed: There's the long game
Critterbot: Oh good, more trees to chop.
idontgetmyrealname: we be choppin?
MAPBoardgames: @gsyhiap I thought it was called Sivit
Strebenherz: robbed
gsyhiap:
Aww
BusTed:
EvilBadman: Oh great, this is canon now.
Strebenherz: apparently the enemy learned
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boooooooooooooo
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UtilityPunk: In this episode of Cori saved the trees
jhmv: New game -
KeytarCat: NG+ not canon
TheAinMAP: cannon-
gsyhiap: NG+ obviously isn't canon
MAPBoardgames: ^
KeytarCat: eyo
BusTed:
gsyhiap:
RatherLargeToad: Dooooooooooooooom
KaleidoscopeMind: moseyin'
RatherLargeToad: oh wait, Duuuuuuuuuuune
Juliamon: Sister... ish
gsyhiap: Good Morning MoonBeej
Boopity: Maria!
ContingentCat: the mods are fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: That intro was so good live
ErynTzun: Creepy not hedgehog hands
ContingentCat: ooo different thing intriguing
Juliamon: don't even worry about it
ContingentCat: nice
TheAinMAP:
shushu2539:
Jigokuro:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
KeytarCat: Thank thank!
ContingentCat:
thanks Cori 
shushu2539:
Thesnesday
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: DuneCrawl) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:15 from now).
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