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OldUncleDan well for one we use much more then 5 vowel sounds 
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TehAmelie: Coi and Kathleen, team Clark Kent
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TehAmelie: Cori
mox_cubit_zirconium: Very good!
Creideiki_SE: "Västkustskt kvistfritt kvastskaft."
TehAmelie: so many gems
Micalovits: I *think* we are en green
djalternative: so you're playing green then
JKBalch: Must be a wolf pack
Dromos_GHG: very dangerous in early game
TXC2:
as a casual brawl player, MtG is indeed deeply unfair...to me, specifically
Wiliart: Those hobbits give you 9 colourless mana.
CAKHost:
@TXC2 Pretty sure that applies to most MtG players 
TXC2: CAKHost indeed
djalternative: Brawl is Deeply Unfair because it hasn't been letting my Mizzix's Mastery resolve propperly because I used too much time storming off
CAKHost: XD
TXC2:
djalternative I'd concede well before that spell would be able to resolve
FauksStarling: A Stir Up Some Wreckage, if you will.
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goombalax: @djalternative back in the day it wouldn't give extra time even when taking actions, and if you didn't stack your triggers fast enough it would point all of your lightning strikes at your own life total
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TehAmelie: they're not the strongest of bravest of dwarfs, but Thorin would take them over any number of thousands because they are the ones who showed up
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Flyingdelorion:
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djalternative: Settle the Wreckage is in this set and I lost to it at my prerelease. I FELT SO BETRAYED BY WOTC!!!!
ErynTzun: o7
TXC2: !patreon
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Kentosaurus: I settled someone in a draft yesterday. It feels great when you're on the other side.
EvilBadman: WUBorg? Star Tek is November
djalternative: I didn't know settle was in the set until it got me
munocard: awoooooo
Mangledpixel: Spatula City!
Kentosaurus: there may be some colored equipment too
TXC2: awoooo werewolves of hobbiton
munocard: playset of spatulas attached to those notaries?
TehAmelie: we getting some wołfs?
Mr_Horrible: seems deece
Mr_Horrible: traveler's amulet that actually does something
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Flyingdelorion: Hello @TXC2 Hope you are fine this lovely day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Old Thrush, inferior as a card name to "Old Decrepit Bird"
munocard: Spatula City!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @munocard Given the current Standard environment, that's a lot
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion I'm good thanks, how are you?
Micalovits: I think we are being RG?
munocard: JUND!
TehAmelie: ah, to be young and jund
jamwno: When in doubt ...
Thefluffiestguineapig: We doing the OG playmat?
Flyingdelorion: I'm doing ok, thank you @TXC2 just had my butt kicked in my first Hobbit draft but that's ok!
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lamina5432: gravedigger token
djalternative: do you have stuff that wants to be sac'd? Stir up's good with all of those
TXC2: every set has that damn 1 drop sac something in addition spell
Mangledpixel: Gollum, Silent But Deadly
Dromos_GHG: the plate mail give the army menace
TehAmelie: imagine winning a game with Gollum
JKBalch: Chat, is 2 Settle the Wreckages too much in draft?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also “amass Goblins” with the new Lorwyn cards (totally irrelevant to this) will stomp people
munocard: Warg is also deathtouch
TXC2:
JKBalch it's 3 to many for a constructed format
munocard: Plate Mail is still worth considering
Flyingdelorion: At the least it's 2 spot removal for four mana, so that's ok. So I say no? @JKBalch
Micalovits: Master of lake-town is also great
FauksStarling: Tidings for more fun Amass Goblins?
Kentosaurus: rage into the valley?
TehAmelie: mono green-black with a splash of red, seems legit
TXC2: Flyingdelorion creatures have to be attacking, so it's not spot removal
munocard: I think we might wanna cut the Thrush since we're two color.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I would argue 4 too many for a Standard rotation
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig oh indeed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wrong mountain
Flyingdelorion: Fair @TXC2 conditional spot removal? Is that a thing?
TehAmelie: after LotR, nobody ever dug too greedily or deep
Dromos_GHG: your cards are getting all wet!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is our beach ball gonna get annihilated by Smaug?
TXC2: Flyingdelorion it's white's oeuvre, so sure
munocard: lol oop
munocard: Never didn't have it
TXC2: just as we drew it up
munocard: bigger!
TehAmelie: beeg wołf
Flyingdelorion: Big Wolf
TehAmelie: (me making practically unnoticeable typography jokes)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Flyingdelorion yeah, like TXC2 said a lot of white artifacts exile a thing as long as it is on the battlefield. some black creatures do that but those might be too old
munocard: big doggo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lorge pupper
public_key_reveal_party: Big dog is an excellent strategy in magic and in everyday life
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig speaking of
Thefluffiestguineapig: They made more???????
TrivialEncounters: It's just the simple things
Flyingdelorion: True @Thefluffiestguineapig Settle keeps on being an interesting card. there are not many cards like that. I both love and hate the card, which I find very confusing....
Thefluffiestguineapig: These were the bane of my existence when I had the time to play Arena. I did the Arena only format of UB faeries
TrivialEncounters: Simple creatures you say?? We playing Pendragon ?
Micalovits: Still lets us punch for 5
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Flyingdelorion I mean, if you hate it when cast against you, think about if it is balanced and fun. for instance I love Bitterblossom Bearer but it is easy to remove and pings me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bard is like some of the most OP stuff from FF all over again. That I can see getting out of hand rapidly
TehAmelie: at some point i want Bard to fight any creature with the creature type bard
TehAmelie: there are bards since the D&D set, right? maybe i imagined that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you return the card with the aura or did they “fix” that?
TehAmelie: !birb
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Thefluffiestguineapig: !y
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Flyingdelorion: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's been a long time that I played with or against Settle the Wreckage so I will make my definitive opinion on the card (at least for this limited format) in the coming weeks...
TXC2: TehAmelie quickly looking it seems you are right (although one card from 9th edition has been erratad to have bard type)
TehAmelie: ah, thanks
Micalovits: I once again champion the master of lake-town
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, as someone that lost so many things to FF cards that worked like that (add +1/+1 counters whenever xyz happens and they have lifelink) they get out of hand fast
TehAmelie: the mighty Bard, hero of Laketown, slayer of Smaug, undone by a trush
andrew632:
Master of Laketown and Rage into the Valley
TehAmelie: (you know, more or less)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, do you need to have the effects to retrieve from the graveyard for Master of Laketown?
Mangledpixel: "and what better to say 'I love you' than with a gift of a spatula"
TehAmelie: that line will suck if w lose here
andrew632: @Thefluffiestguineapig The clause on Master that says "draw 1 or 2 cards" is why you play it
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FauksStarling: Remember, you have to tell us if you're an Attercop.
TehAmelie: okay never mind. the old trush is garbo
TXC2: that is an odd block there Opp
TehAmelie: thrush, even
TXC2: beep beep!
Dromos_GHG: och
TehAmelie: i heard if you get Steven Fry at your table the Master of Laketown is an automatic win
TXC2: opp made bad block choices IMO
TXC2: Kathleen NEVER said the losses in a row
TXC2: *had to be in
Micalovits: Did they have any other way to block?=
TehAmelie: take that, Katara
TXC2: Micalovits so , early they should have blocked our attacop with theirs, then latter blocked butler instead of the bird
Micalovits: I can see the early attercop - but late the bear was the only one that could block the bird that would have killed them
TXC2: Micalovits oh that lethal in the air? I missed that then
TehAmelie: not that the cops don't need some jokes played on them, but i do wonder what Tolkien was thinking when he wrote attercop instead of attercup
rentar42: there's on specifically that many share the hate for ...
BloodnBullets: All goblins are deserving of love... even if they will stab you anyway.
TXC2: gonna be a lore win
Brozard: Filter the Shire
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, Bard killed Smaug
munocard: Warg back
jamwno: If everyone is in charge, no one is in charge
TXC2:
I saw the movie, it was a team effort, Bard did a kill steal 
TehAmelie: how weird would it get if you could change sleeves mid game?
Brozard: I opened my PR packs and said "this is crap" and went 3-0, so I've still got a lot to learn
TXC2: TehAmelie kind of thing Cameron would do
munocard: What's the equip cost on Mail?
public_key_reveal_party: The warg and mail is my favorite pub
Micalovits: 4
munocard: BEAR WITH SPATULA
TehAmelie: come to think, i don't know if i've ever seen Cameron play Arena
Micalovits: He has been on some of the Gladiator streams
Bruceski: dangit. Had a great game until the opponent started suddenly drawing all removal and making great plays and just shut me down while they were at 2 health
Kentosaurus: @TehAmelie I feel like people would abuse it the way they spam emotes. I would need an option to mute it.
TehAmelie: yeop
Micalovits: We want to be multi-warging
TehAmelie: moarg warg
WiJohn: It seems rude that the larger bear also gets a knife
TXC2: Penelope "the wargling) Stark
Bruceski: I'd like an option to highlight opponent's sleeves. Dark ones behind the shiny portrait can make it difficult to tell cards in hand at a glance
munocard: Fun Fact: Warg is an anagram for GWAR.
rentar42: now I can't stop thinking of "wargy" rhyming with "corgi" and I want to see someone draw a warg-corgi hybrid ...
Micalovits: @Bruceski I sure have lost games to quickly missing that they had one card
jessicatheblack: doesnt mirkwood land buff bear?
EvilBadman: @Bruceski just a toggle with cards in hand, gy, deck icons
TXC2: rentar42 I'm thinking Cori crossed bred with a German Shepard
jessicatheblack:
TehAmelie: other fun fact, warg is just old norse for wolf. in Sweden we call them varg
Flyingdelorion:
munocard: Anagrams don't care about age of words, do they?
Bruceski: I like the warg pup. "What is he when he grows up?" "Half a Craterhoof."
Micalovits: @TehAmelie Almost as if 90% of the names in LOTR are from Scandinavia
TehAmelie: i'm not sure how the Swedish translation of LotR makes wargs worse than wolves
WiJohn: Can the attercop swim? This battlefield seems unsafe
TXC2: oh I wouldn't go that high, there's a good amount of Gaelic in LotR
jessicatheblack:
@WiJohn 
Kentosaurus: flyers on this battlefield look like they're floating on the surface
jessicatheblack: this is a great journey
Bruceski: The bigy-bigy spider went across the laketown dock.
munocard: Calling back to a previous Arena stream. What if we put butter on the warg?
jessicatheblack: i mean... not for the opponent
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's almost like Tolkien was a folklore scholar and language nerd about a specific set of regions!
couchboyj: Now I'm thinking of the Bejewled Warg doing the doggy paddle
munocard: Hot buttered warg
jessicatheblack:
@couchboyj 
- fan art of this please O.O
TehAmelie: i do like how much Tolkien loved Finnish
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like the warg would just lick off the butter, but I mean, it might enjoy that
Micalovits: Warg! Warg!
munocard: So, its a Jorts situation
jessicatheblack: @public_key_reveal_party trick to get it to clean itself?
TehAmelie: btw the Finnish word for wolf is sisu
TehAmelie: wait, no, susi
Micalovits: Now I want Sushi
TXC2: isn't Sisu alcohol?
Flyingdelorion: Me too @Micalovits
TehAmelie: it could well be, though google tells me it's alkoholi
Micalovits: Cori is all to happy with spreading the mind poison
munocard: unblockable still wins
munocard: Key is really solid
Dromos_GHG: the key is key
munocard: Insert the key
couchboyj: a gelantous key would be very hard to use, so solid keys are the way to go I think
Micalovits: I was skeptical about the key - but damn it has been good
munocard: This is such a good curve
TehAmelie: we'll quarrel them like a crossbow
andrew632: nasty little rabbitses in my garden
munocard: Please appreciate each warg equally
couchboyj: Thats wargs that fell in with the wrong pack
munocard: Seems good to me
andrew632: why not wait until blockers?
Micalovits: And then the rabbit grows
munocard: Rabbit cares about 4 power
Bruceski: On the warg pumps the rabbit doesn't it?
couchboyj: If you put it on the warg the rabbit gets a free counter
andrew632: I think you forgot the text on rabbit and power of warg
andrew632: the "after blockers" comment was regarding Quarrel
TehAmelie: i think you did say "stinker" that time Kathleen
munocard: so many dead wargs
andrew632:
saw the LRR team in Vegas, excited to see them in Atlanta too this fall 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, I missed it, did LRR opt out of the AI stuff because I think that went live today
Thefluffiestguineapig: On twitch
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig they have yes
TXC2: remember to do it on your own channels chat, even if you don't stream
munocard: attercop blocks smerg real good
Micalovits: Which of the 5 smaugs is that one?
Wiliart: The rare one
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TXC2 
Thank you! I've been trying to ask everyone, I'm assuming some might need explained to them and I have no idea who yet
andrew632: does LRR do PAX events still?
Micalovits: Ah, the mid one
Diabore: key to the side door is the best card in a lot fo decks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Wait, they did it for chats???
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig I don't know, I just assume they have, better to be safe then sorry
Micalovits: I would just go bear
Kentosaurus: i think just bear
andrew632: just bear?
munocard: bear and stinky makes it look like we have a combat trick
TehAmelie: after 400 years of subsisting on cave fish and the occasional orc child, i bet Gollum's silent stinkers smell worse than most chemical weapons
munocard: where's that map?
munocard: or keyu
munocard: he returns!
TXC2:
finally, we found the only good cop
munocard: keep the cop back
dolphgrim: Doesn't "load-bearing spider" summarize every Spider-Man plot ever? 🤣
TehAmelie: particularly the one where he lifts Penn Station over his shoulders eh
munocard: oof
dolphgrim: Building break? Check out this strong spider. Train falling? Do I have a solution for you.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Now I need to go figure out how to do that, oh dear
munocard: hell yeah
munocard: a third warg has hit the battlefield
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig it's in settings under privacy
munocard: we do win the race
munocard: That was not spatula....
dolphgrim: THAT'S NO SPATULA
Micalovits: RIP
Bruceski: trample.
munocard: F
TXC2: darn
dolphgrim: See? The load-bearing spider fails? You lose the whole place.
TXC2: "build mass with sass!"
tryllebanjoUnofficial:
hWhat de heck! WOTC have you dunking your precious cardboard in water?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks TXC2, I'm so mad. Yeah, I think everyone needs to go do that just in case
TXC2: YES OPP YES
andrew632: ? Always pick the 1 card
OldUncleDan: "Riddles in the Dark" sounds like some old school late night Cinemax show.
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig no worries
Mr_Horrible: the alternate universe where Gollum answers "String. Duh." and kills Bilbo
Micalovits: We either got 100% outplayed, or did the 100% correct thing
andrew632: 3-mana draw 3 = almost better than Stock Up lol
TXC2: I maintain that 3-1 is always the correct ratio
Mr_Horrible: 3 land if they haven't missed a drop is probably fine?
Mr_Horrible: in terms of opening anything up for them
OldUncleDan: Is anybody else familiar with/remember the song/vid "Lords of the Rhymes" by The Lords of the Rhymes?
Micalovits: We got tooted!
Micalovits: I still like the army attack tbf
Mr_Horrible: the flier, I'd say
Mr_Horrible: it's gonna grow
Bruceski: guardian can opump
dolphgrim: Did someone say a discount on bats?
Micalovits: Get your cheap bats here!
Bruceski: Needs to be power 1
Mr_Horrible: still outta luck for blockers, however, since we've got menace
Mr_Horrible:
very nice
Bruceski: !card Eagle's Rescue
LRRbot: Eagle's Rescue [2{W/U}{W/U}] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying. / {2}{W/U}{W/U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature you control with power 1 or less. Activate only as a sorcery.
TXC2: Menace still great
Flyingdelorion:
Nice win!
dolphgrim: Goblins out there wearing bikini mail and I respect it.
TXC2: Gobbos in bikinis: the tumblr story
couchboyj: Marvel got a lot of mileage from being the first ten deck format in months and months
Micalovits: Awww yea
dolphgrim: @TXC2 🤣
munocard: spatula hunter
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Where's Matt when he needs to see the most true statement all stream
Micalovits: Wargs gi chocho
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig editing I guess 
FauksStarling: Is the dog just holding the spatula in his mouth?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh interesting
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Bruceski: There's a common 5 damage spell attached to Smaug
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, sure a vanilla 2/2 for 2, that's what that is
tryllebanjoUnofficial: "That warg just opened the door!"
Micalovits: Bards company?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tryllebanjoUnofficial Have you ever met a dog who can open a fridge? I have genuinely met dogs who their owners have to drill a latch into their fridge door and use a padlock
Mr_Horrible: !card quarrel
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Bruceski: Bard's company lets the warg trample through regardless
rentar42: big tromples
TXC2: right chat I'm off
tryllebanjoUnofficial:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Seen plenty videos of it. Cool as hell 
TXC2: !break
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munocard: hot mic
ghyllnox: Mic 5
TehAmelie: mathematician's answer: if you play one more game, you will get more than 5-2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Kathleen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tryllebanjoUnofficial Yes, till all your food has spoiled because the fridge has been open all day because your dog was bored
TehAmelie: nighty night TXC
atlr: goodnight
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2!
TehAmelie: next time imma have to ask what TXC stands for
OldUncleDan: My guess: The Xerox Conquistador.
TehAmelie: ahoy
munocard: triple warg
Flyingdelorion: Welcome back!
munocard: pretty good 2-drop
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goombalax: 2 mana 3/2 that grows every turn\
goombalax: also it even says disabling the AI doesn't disable all the AI bullshit they are trying to pass
ContingentCat: oh god.
theambivalentagender: I have already completed telling amazon to pound sand a bit ago
laff_o_tron: And your chat, on other peoples streams
Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently they have been doing this for years, but now you can opt out
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you need to opt out on your personal profiles too
djalternative: you can do it on mobile but you have to update the app
munocard: Settings > Security and Privacy > Scroll down a bit.
public_key_reveal_party: I have heard that it works on the app if you update on android at least
TehAmelie: and turned off
doubleo21: You are able to turn it off on mobile if you update the app on iOS.
laff_o_tron: @djalternative I did, there was no option to do so
Wiliart: @munocard Yeah 'Privacy'
munocard: John Phillip Sousa canon in Middle Earth
meepsalot: ok thats done
munocard: Kinda hard to watch that movie these days
TehAmelie: Bre'r Bear and bre'r Rabbit are special friends as i recall
Micalovits: Stupid sexy goblin, in its stupid sexy platemail
ContingentCat: done, fuck AI
munocard: Yeah, real good attacks now
munocard: surprise dog!
BloodnBullets: So rude that that was opt out, but opt out I have
WiJohn: good dog
JoannaTastic: @munocard this means the goblins can chant "here we go here we go here we go" like british football fans
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, there was an article from a librarian about how to disable AI stuff on a bunch of products and the levels of settings to dig through were OBNOXIOUS. Worth it but obnoxious
laff_o_tron: I also hate that we call it ai, since it really isn't, but I guess that is on the same ship as pronouncing Cait Sith correctly
munocard: the goblin army seems worst here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laff_o_tron On the one hand I also hate that, but on the other they have poisoned the well if they ever actually do create real AI
laff_o_tron: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh for sure, but wouldn't stop them forcing skynet
TehAmelie: i think the one thing this AI bubble has showed us is how extremely far away we are from developing anything like a thinking machine
munocard: menacing thrush!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the bothersome noisemaker a goblin thing?
laff_o_tron: I did come up with unassailable logic to prove "ai" does not do what they claim
Thefluffiestguineapig: @munocard Having been divebombed by them, yes they can be
Thefluffiestguineapig: What equipment is that?
couchboyj: Pizza's here
cheezweazl:
laff_o_tron: If it truly improved our workflow, or made creativity easier, they wouldn't be handing it out for free on machines.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they really had to pee
djalternative: opponent had to set fire to a data center and needed both hands
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laff_o_tron *forcing it
laff_o_tron: They would charge us the earth for a sinhle use of it
ContingentCat: maybe they had to both
TehAmelie: ChatGPT is really, at best, a Mechanical Turk with extra steps
munocard: This seems fantastic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie ......so asking a person with steps in between?
munocard: slam wargs
laff_o_tron: These are the same people who crank the price of insulin, which is as cheap as dirt to make
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie it's the Chinese room thought experiment from Wish
munocard: This deck is really solid
munocard: dies to quarrel
munocard: now you quarrel
munocard: Trample goes through
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, red green stomp your face with bonus black support tends to be good so long as it is well supported
munocard: WHEEEEEEEEEE
Thefluffiestguineapig: And you were off rolling down the hill
TehAmelie: tfw your deck does what you want it to am i right
munocard: Wargs can use Tic Tacs?
EvilBadman: but about if Nth pack opening
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does most of this go right into that deck if you wanted to tune it up?
FauksStarling: How Bolg of you.
munocard: notices your bolg, uwu what's this?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the commander potential Smaug
goombalax: pick 2
munocard: pick wargs
Joecool190: I found the normal draft plays well
Flyingdelorion: Pick 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am really bad at all drafting, don't ask me
munocard: no wargs, pack bad.
djalternative: We know none of the boys will ever willingly choose Pick 2 so might as well do it today
munocard: Most Decrepit Old Bird would have been AMAZING in Odyssey block.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @djalternative Sometimes G will do it as a treat
Flyingdelorion: Yep that was my reasoning as well @djalternative
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@munocard It lives up to those first two words 
EvilBadman: Getaway Barrel is rocrded on a go pro
EvilBadman: recorded*
munocard: hunter?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Great Fierce Bee has either Bloomburrow or Lorwyn vibes
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was a lot of blue and a lot of white initially
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone else might be in black
TehAmelie: remember, it's never too late to pivot
Thefluffiestguineapig: This timer is not enough to read these cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: Old Thrush?
TehAmelie: ah, Abzan, my favorite
FauksStarling: Plate Mail makes a body?
Flyingdelorion: trush?
Mai_Andra: Smogue
Thefluffiestguineapig: Look at the blue
FauksStarling: Ooh, Wizard staff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is the gren black?
TehAmelie: Smłgh
TehAmelie: (the Ł is pronounced somewhat like W)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, someone is passing all the wizards
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've seen 2 Gandalfs, a Wizard staff, the Radaghast
Bruceski: The Hobbit card review threshold: Is it better than thrush?
Mai_Andra: Hmm... "5-color Wizard Stuff"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra Are wizards green blue? I didn't look at any of the archetypes
TehAmelie: i was gonna suggest "5 color something stuff"
TehAmelie: drop bears!
TehAmelie: that was an exclamation, not a command
Mai_Andra: I haven't actually look at this set yet. I only know the Wizard colors (White, Blue, Blue, Brown, Grey)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra Apparently there's a Jeskai Gandalf and the mono blue one we saw
Mai_Andra: Oh, the Lake-Town board...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which is so odd
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know right Cori?
TehAmelie: Jandalf does love his trickses
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I had a feeling someone was taking all of it
couchboyj: The pairs are Red Black Goblins/Amass, White Blue Humans/Recruit, Black Green Ferocious/Wolfs and Bears and Spiders, Blue Green Landfall Elves, and White Red Storied Dwarves
Mai_Andra: Gandalf needs to be red, but could conceivable also be any of blue/white/green.
TehAmelie: honestly, "Jeskai Gandalf" should be abbreviated to Jandalf
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the only pair you were getting passed I guess was elves?
Mr_Horrible: same with The Great Warg
Mr_Horrible: an odd pattern in the set
couchboyj: To be fair, Gandalf does a lot of blowing things up in the Hobbit
goombalax: there's a rare dain
Desruprot: Not many people have Dain's company
goombalax: Dain's company is weirdly weak compared to the other companies in the cycle
DAC169: other sets: "look, it's a basic bear. 2/2" Hobbit set: "oh shit, it's a bear! 4/5!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj In fairness it was a kids book that emphasized the goofy "look at all the fireworks" things than the LotR stuff
QuixoticScrivener: its already a bunch of dwarves, why does it need another?
Desruprot: @DAC169 it's like a Skyrim Skeleton vs a Dark Soul Skeleton
TehAmelie: i like to think a 2/2 bear is a /5 from a hobbit's perspective
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also "ordinary bear" here is one of Bjorn's bears right?
TehAmelie: 4/5, even
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie In the book I think they are associated with the bear guy
couchboyj: All the bears in the set are Bjorn or bears mentioned as being at the gathering of bears are Bjorns house
Cptasparagus: I hate it when I get doinked in the gloin
goombalax: I'm pretty sure all of the bears are a reference to a single line about bears having a party and the other bear references in the book are Beorn in bear shape
Mai_Andra: Gandalf specialized in fire and fireworks, and he also wore the Elven Ring of fire.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra Nenya is why he specialized in fireworks
goombalax: Nenya BUSINESS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh sorry, Narya is the ring of fire. Nenya is the Ring of Adamant worn by Galadriel
Bruceski: equip arrow and you have lkethal I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: I always forget the name of the ring Elrond wears
EvilBadman: bird trigger?
EvilBadman: yeah
QuixoticScrivener: bird has words?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @QuixoticScrivener But is it the word?
Desruprot: a 6/9 nice
goombalax: @Thefluffiestguineapig Vilya
EvilBadman: first or second breakfast?
tyrsredritehand: po tay toes!
KingOfDoma: Don't worry, Ms. DeVere, we'll behave foe the substitute
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tyrsredritehand Boil 'em, 'smash 'em
OldUncleDan: I have to admit, my mind was kinda blown when I realized that Breakfast was a compound word. Because it is when you Break your Fast.
TehAmelie: i'd like to report twitch's AI kerfuffle is trending hard on bluesky. boy people really don't want this
goombalax: hes on his honeymoon alone
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Especially since the big thing is what came out was previously there was no opt out. They were just training their stuff based on I think Amazon's terms of service
Micalovits: Shapeshifter by itself doesn't make him a dwarf
SolarBlitz1: Beorn isn't as he don't have changeling
RatherLargeToad: doesn’t have Changeling
QuixoticScrivener: shapeshifter but not changeling
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's the Changeling keyword that does that, not the Shapeshifter creature type
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Mr_Horrible: flew to close to the sun, I guess
Thefluffiestguineapig: They briefly had a big bat cloud
Mai_Andra: It was just a wisp of cloud.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is 2 life worth the hexproof now?
TehAmelie: though imagine if you got to Hone the Crude Bent Blade. such weirdness.
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are convinced you have a combat trick
TehAmelie: Hellbent is my favorite trick
TehAmelie: i think we can at least win regionals
Thefluffiestguineapig: You have a much higher curve this time
Mr_Horrible: "They mean to win Wimbeldon...!"
TehAmelie: "what ARE regionals?" "They were THIS close, Troy!"
narset6691: can lrr defeat gonnorrea at mtg, seems like a self writing crapshot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible With a blancmange!
Thefluffiestguineapig: To get your second plains yeah, that was your hold up last game
brainbosh: Is pony instant speed?
TehAmelie: unBeorncable? okay we'll workshop that
SolarBlitz1: Pony is instant I believe
brainbosh: Radagast is very good
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are counting for something
TehAmelie: reluctant, like Beon?
TehAmelie: Beegjorn
TehAmelie: get hosed, gonorrea
TehAmelie: er wait
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SolarBlitz1: Key is so strong and I don't know why people let it go
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a feeling that card might become a staple in constructed
TehAmelie: we got a regular normal bear on our side. which when i say it sounds pretty good.
Micalovits: Third pick key would be reasonable... If you where doing normal draft, not pick 2 xD
TehAmelie: hello BoesBoes, meet an apex predator
Thefluffiestguineapig: 2 mana for an artifact to tap and make anything unblockable? If you have an artifact deck where artifacts are cheaper/can just untap so you can make your whole board unblockable?
TehAmelie: "Bear." -Kathleen, 2026
Thefluffiestguineapig: It did run into your bear-ier. And it was an elvish hunter
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Micalovits: Same
TehAmelie: never make me a mod, i would add so many quotes
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's another card that "destroy target creature with power 4 or greater" I think
brainbosh: Its almost the same as previous cards that did that
maywecomein: A+ reference
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Too much power nod nod
SolarBlitz1: Stone to sunlight is the white destroy a thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reading the card, etc etc
Thefluffiestguineapig: This person has managed to get a blink scry deck going in a draft?
TehAmelie:
EvilBadman: That guy pointing at the screen meme when they say the thing
OldUncleDan: It's still better than Pick Nose draft.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought it was a cheevo for paying life and doming yourself with the ring
Thefluffiestguineapig: @OldUncleDan Do not pass either left or right NONONO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I would love a Gollum cheevo
ErynTzun:
EvilBadman: the breakfast of champions
djalternative: you're going to kat your kit?
KaleidoscopeMind: Cori *ate* her cohost??
TehAmelie: "just" Cori? don't sell yourself short
rustywir3s: kit kat my beloved
TehAmelie: i mean, umm, you're pretty tall i think
Micalovits: @KaleidoscopeMind She did say she was hungry
ErynTzun: Kathleen is a kit kat, check.
KaleidoscopeMind: kathleen is the kat part of the kit kat
ErynTzun: @KaleidoscopeMind so just half eaten
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KaleidoscopeMind Who is the "kit"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is the "kit" all the Warhams and Gundhams?
TehAmelie: question, has anyone ever called Kathleen "Kat" and are they still alive?
djalternative: Kathleen signs a bunch of stuff as Kat
Flyingdelorion: Is there a jump in available yet with hobbit cards?
djalternative: oh. Unexpected Party killed me 3 times at prerelease. it's real good
djalternative: worth building around
TehAmelie: i mean it's different if she says it
djalternative: buy into dwarves. dwarf stocks are up
rustywir3s: dorf
Thefluffiestguineapig: @djalternative I mean, If you do the Jandalf, you could do that and the Thorin in there
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounded weird the way I phrased it
Flyingdelorion: Tank you for answering! Love to do those with new cards. Afther this stream I will check it out. GL drafting!
rustywir3s: We've already had Thorin!
Micalovits: What about second thorin?
Flyingdelorion: Thank you*
Wiliart: The cone is good removal...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Micalovits Dinner? Supper?
Micalovits: I dont think she knows about second Thorin chat
rustywir3s: rip
Micalovits: I like fixing
djalternative: I'd grab white first
Micalovits: But I am a degenerate
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gloin seems better of the two creatures, but fixing is always good
Thefluffiestguineapig: The enchantments in this set seem either like wet farts or very good
TehAmelie: random question, how many named dwarfs are there in The Hobbit/LotR not counting Thorin's company?
goombalax: Spatula City! (spatulacity)
Micalovits: @TehAmelie A lot of the dwarves at the council of elrond are from the hobbit
SnowBuddy18: @TehAmelie books, movies, Magic cards?
BloodnBullets: Your going to what?!
TehAmelie: maybe i grasped too far with that one
Micalovits: Imagine, 4 thorins? Such a mess our deck would be!
SnowBuddy18: fourin
TehAmelie: Forth, Thornlingas!
goombalax: you said it so I didn't have to
TehAmelie: haha we got there at the same time
djalternative: our goal should be to draft all 13 legendary dwarves
Mai_Andra: Named dwarves present in the text? 15? Thorin and Company are 13, plus Thorin's cousin Dain, and then later Gloin's son Gimli
TehAmelie: if i never see another Gloin the rest of my life. . .
goombalax: he was at the council with his son Gimli
ErynTzun: @djalternative I'm sticking with her full name unless she says otherwise since, I don't hear anyone calling her by that. I do wonder if that might be something that's a signature only thing to save hands from hurting if there are long lines or something.
djalternative: bofur deez nuts
BloodnBullets: So thorolingas your embarased by, but not entering dwarves?
glitched_goddess: BOFUR THESE DORFS
SnowBuddy18: 2nd Thorin or is it time for hole?
Micalovits: Thorin(3) came back!
djalternative: @ErynTzun I'll put it this way. Graham calls her Kathleen
SnowBuddy18: 0 dorf pack
Micalovits: Thats a pretty mid pack
EvilBadman: celebrate is removal?
djalternative: take the removal?
ErynTzun: @djalternative yeppers
Robot_Bones: who up plundering they trollshaws
TehAmelie: no Oin better
djalternative: Oin it is then
djalternative: hotel california on loop
Thefluffiestguineapig: I almost said "Throin" then remembered Thorin's actual grandfather was named Thror and just gave up
ErynTzun: Red Tailed hawk sound greatest hits
TehAmelie: there is a house in New Orleans14
ErynTzun: Eagle squeak toy sound not as intimidating
TehAmelie: ♫ i mean
brainiac4: Groin son of Gloin
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun At some point I want someone to be brave enough to use the actual sound of the bird species being played. The whooping crane call for a crane
Thefluffiestguineapig: @brainiac4 Then Gimli son of Gloin son of Groin
SnowBuddy18: 2nd sword or more fixing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun But infinitely cooler when you realize how male eagles fight for dominance
djalternative: are there any non-dwarves to remove?
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ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig Demand Birb Sound accuracy even if it's a silly honk noise!
TehAmelie: @Thefluffiestguineapig they could use that to have much wider variety than the creature types allow
Thefluffiestguineapig: So eagles will lock themselves together by their talons and dive towards the ground. And whoever lets go first is a coward
TehAmelie: although now i fear what a changeling sounds like
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun ESPECIALLY if it is goofy
brainiac4: Which bird gets the Godzilla honkscream?
Micalovits: My precious seems pretty mid without black?
ghizmou: @Thefluffiestguineapig I hoped they air guitar dueled, but alas
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig it is very goofy, such a joyful honking
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Right, you can have the weird tortoise noises for something
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghizmou Oh, did you know Captain Falcon's falcon punch is based on something IRL? Not that eagles do but another bird?
ghizmou: who?
idontgetmyrealname:
41 is the perfect draft deck I have never heard otherwise
BloodnBullets: precious is still hexproof and unblockable, werent we saying how good key was just for the unblockable?
ErynTzun: Fal-con PuhhuuuunnnnnCH
Thefluffiestguineapig: Peregrine Falcons go so fast that what they do is literally ball their feet into fists and punch their prey out of the sky
Thefluffiestguineapig: Slow mo video has proven that is how they hunt
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig That is very funny and also terrifying
TehAmelie: 350 km/h PUNCH!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun So those videos you see of one bird zooming and just absolutely obliterating the other in a cloud of feathers? That is a hunting strategy
ErynTzun: There was a Juvenile Peregrine falcon outside my office in June when we went out for a Fire Drill one day. They were just standing above us at the top of the steps, probably confused at the sound.
NazTMann: @Thefluffiestguineapig Was that what Randy Johnson was doing? Hunting?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, birds can be stunned at the sounds or if the windows were clear they might have run into one. Or they might have been bad at flying and recovering stamina
ErynTzun: They are bigger than you think, even the young ones. I've never seen any up that close just in the trees or on the MN Falcon cam or Mayo Clinic cam.
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig Our windows are tinted and covered in blinds so probably pretty good for birds to not smack into
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NazTMann Well, considering there's an Andean eagle species that is also VERY FAST and it gets that way because it will just dive down mountainsides with massive tortoises and drop them
SolarBlitz1: Sagas are the only enchantment that count
Micalovits: Celebrate doesn't count
ErynTzun: We also get wild turkeys out near the office too, they congregate near Best Buy headquarters but I think there are woods down near my office too that they come out of sometimes.
ErynTzun: They're kind of scary, but only in large numbers.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was an odd order to do that in
ErynTzun: Iiiiiiiiiii Liiiiiiiiiive
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the other ability of the key?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's so odd
Thefluffiestguineapig: So I guess it is incentive to pick repeats of the same creature?
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
djalternative: o/ cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for streaming!
rensti14: thanks!
Strebenherz: Take care Cori
ErynTzun: the stweems
ErynTzun: Unkown Caller
djalternative: will you start the stream with a group hug?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Angel's group hug cube no less
ErynTzun:
byeeee 
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