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ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: Sigh
Micalovits: I should get a bump in the night
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Bacon_Trail: #TeamGlasses
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Vinewood_OG: Who said that?
realbadatthis_: to be fair there is the "why did Angel choose to start wearing glasses" poster
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Can I use code LRR on glasses.com or Warby Parker?
Night_xD:
i would like noth a cube and a hug please 
bytecaster: Can we also do a group hug in chat?
DragaFireHawk:
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that's a fun restriction
LoadingReadyRun: kill with kindness
Micalovits: Show and tell in your hunted wumpus
realbadatthis_: kill them with senorita margarita
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
bytecaster: That's cute
Strebenherz: oh no
HadesLeprechaun: but is there artifact removal? lol
Strebenherz: The wheeler betrayal
raulghoulia: hunted cycle is sweet
bytecaster: What did the wumpus do?
Strebenherz: thank y'all for setting this up in a way that we see all the plays. this sounds like it gonna be a heck of a thing
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HadesLeprechaun: is there a Hunted Horror? 13 power between 2 players on turn 2 could delete one player in the pod very quickly
LRRbot: Hunted Wumpus [3G] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | When this creature enters, each other player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.
wrennjamin: !cube
Juliamon: !deck
LoadingReadyRun: Rankle the Prankle
wrennjamin: thank you
WaltzMaster1: I like the go
Strebenherz:
Serge you play that, we'll have time for three cubes 
Mr_Horrible: James Cameron???
Micalovits: Damn, good old emperor format
raulghoulia: 4head?
Mindfire13: I'd want to see a 4v4 FNPF as long as everyone is playing a deck designed for it
Mr_Horrible:
-ed Giant of Forys
jwholla: i love the skateboard thing
TehAmelie: remember the three headed giant? "two heads are better than one, but after that you run into diminishing returns"
Mr_Horrible: a cube for very good friends
Mr_Horrible: or perhaps roommates
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Micalovits: Now now, some of us are bi disasters
ancienthangover: amonkhet sighting
jwholla: did Wheeler buy it?
Mr_Horrible: "I needed that for a time-sensitive bit!"
Strebenherz:
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marxmarksman: Wheeler wheezing.
Strebenherz: do we have a list for the current cube?
Juliamon: !deck
Strebenherz: Thank you Juliamon
Chichen: i run that card in my kuja wizard deck
Micalovits: It helps them win
Mr_Horrible: it gives your opponent something to razz you about
Strebenherz: Serge no
Mr_Horrible: you can't get the aggro out in the game, so you have to get it out in the quips
Mr_Horrible: "Tighter you asshole!"
GasCityGaming: !card boldwyr heavyweights
LRRbot: Boldwyr Heavyweights [2RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [8/8] | Trample / When this creature enters, each opponent may search their library for a creature card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.
TehAmelie: dear Dr Serge, how do you say acacia?
Strebenherz: only four mana for an 8/8!
raulghoulia: wait I second, I'm Belgian
Mindfire13: "Used to be Highlander" cube could be interesting
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi chat, hi @loadingreadyrun . I could use a group hug rn!
Bacon_Trail: As normally a youtube viewer of FNPF, I just tried to pause the video to walk away for a minute and come back
Williams4jesus: !findquote fixing
LRRbot: Quote #3884: "I'll fix my face" —Ben [2017-01-21]
Juliamon: Bacon_Trail I think you actually can do that if you're subbed
LoadingReadyRun:
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Bacon_Trail I think there is a way to do that, but I'm not smart enough to remember.
TehAmelie:
no 
? how terrible
Mr_Horrible: what was the name of the legacy(?) deck that used Hunted Horror and Gilded Drake with Tel-Jilad Stylus and Despotic Scepter, before the rules change?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tivo flashback hitting hard...
HadesLeprechaun: Really hoping to see a player or two lose to naturally decking themselves tonight
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible Steve?
Mr_Horrible: now, she seems more like a "you have to learn to love yourself first" legendary
Stardackk: helps them die faster ig
Mr_Horrible: @thedepthandbreadthofseth given the oddity of deck names in older Magic, this is actually possible
LoadingReadyRun:
@HadesLeprechaun Angel did recommend playing with >40 cards 
Williams4jesus: "Feel the rain on your skin" lyrics please
Mr_Horrible: !card feel the rain on your skin
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
raulghoulia: if you feel the rain on your skin can you bless the rains down in Africa?
BraveOthello: I wonder how many people are gonna deck themselves
Strebenherz:
probably a win condition with all the draw
Williams4jesus: @raulghoulia YES
TehAmelie: eh, where we're going we won't need skin
Mr_Horrible: it's how he would've wanted to go
Mr_Horrible: we know this; he's told us
Williams4jesus: Hurry boys, it's waiting for you
Strebenherz: rampage 1 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)
tehfewl: its like bushido but worse
tehfewl: Mothman!
Pywodwagon: the monk is playing oath
raulghoulia: I love Phabine
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tehfewl Which is worse flanking.
Mindfire13: What a stacked pack Serge has
Williams4jesus: !findquote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #8171: "So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands." —Nelly [2022-08-15]
LoadingReadyRun: #LeaveTheBunniesForWheeler
tehfewl: @thedepthandbreadthofseth time spiral limited when your op blocked your 2/2 flanking with 2 1/1s
Williams4jesus: !card bunnies
LRRbot: Did you mean: Tempt with Bunnies; When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
TehAmelie: if you take all the words on all the cards in this cube, it might be like a novel
BraveOthello: Hope my boy GlunTch is in here somewhere
Pywodwagon: oh god oh no
MegaDosX: Manas Flare
Pywodwagon: not the judge nightmare card
HadesLeprechaun: OH NO deadpool
Micalovits: They are rad
ekplayscards: gamers
CambodianSuplex: isnt that pointed in australian highlander or something?
Chichen: at the beginning of your first main phase you mill that many cards
tehfewl: you mill that many
Chichen: you take damage equal to the number of non land cards adn remove that many rad counters
tehfewl: lose life and rad for each nonland
chaostreader: and lose life for each non land?
ekplayscards: we're here because we're hot not cause we're smart
Mindfire13: Mill equal to rad counters, lose life equal to the nonlands milled, then remove that many rad counters
MegaDosX: " The full text of this ability is “At the beginning of each player’s precombat main phase, if that player has one or more rad counters, that player mills a number of cards equal to the number of rad counters they have. For each nonland card milled this way, that player loses 1 life and removes one rad counter from themselves.” " from the CR
Williams4jesus: !findquote beep beep
LRRbot: Quote #264: "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!" —Construction Equipment
tehfewl: How to get Mothman Players to speak in chat:
chaostreader: fallout wasn’t a set was it? it was just decks?
raulghoulia: love Assault Suit effects
HadesLeprechaun: My Mothman deck is one of my favorite commander decks so I've played with rads a bunch
HadesLeprechaun: Kinda hoping we get a few more in Star Trek
Strebenherz: @chaostreader i believe so?
HadesLeprechaun: Just 4 commander decks, yes
tehfewl: mothman wheeling is a crime
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
Chichen: ok so serge on your first precombat main phase-
KaleidoscopeMind: they count rads
DMGlol: strictly worse memory jar
Chichen:
TehAmelie: if you have 1000 rad counters, do you become K-rad?
tehfewl:
MegaDosX:
Oh god was that Allure of the Unknown? 
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Micalovits: 5 colour nonsense
TehAmelie: the Splatoon special
MegaDosX: Love a modron
raulghoulia: flumpf
MegaDosX: They come from Mechanus
BraveOthello: Modrons from Mechanics, the Plane of Order
MegaDosX: The nine layers of hell make up the Nine Hells, which is a whole plane itself
BraveOthello: *Mechanus
BraveOthello: Do we have the list for this cube?
Diabore: a mouse
raulghoulia: call it food
Strebenherz: oh she did the flavor text for that one? cool
HadesLeprechaun: Just had a look at the cube list and yessss Descent into Avernus is in there
tehfewl: 15 more years
HadesLeprechaun: extremely needs a reprint
BraveOthello: She fbl my thp til I'm totally lost?
tehfewl: Stab wound Flavour text "What are you gonna do, Stab me?"
Aarek: Need a stab wound with the "What are you gonna do stab me?" flavor text
tehfewl: @Aarek Same hat
BraveOthello: Yes, my boy made the cut!
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah the queen
Fruan: If a card lets you sing a song, you pick that card.
DigitalSeahorse:
froge
Mindfire13: Centered text is one of the only ways I can excuse no flavor text on a card with short rules text. It just looks so clean.
RatherLargeToad: hey maw!
TehAmelie: me to the robbers: "Oh my, this evening took a SHARP turn." the doctor, later: "This is a new record for number of stabs."
MegaDosX: Fancy
TehAmelie: that's what i'd put on Stab Wound for flavor text, anyway
Diabore: old foils are all real good, much prefer how they used to do it
Micalovits: Huh? Did Wheeler say something?
Micalovits: Wasn't paying attention
ipoddodd: There's like 2005 to 2015 red enchantment card design where they did whatever the hell they wanted and it was glorious
Mindfire13: I love the 5-6 mana rare red enchantments that do crazy stuff.
TehAmelie: Sulfuric Vortex is probably from that period
MegaDosX: OK Paul wins
KaleidoscopeMind: new button idea
UtilityPunk: Guff is "Mr Dead Until Reality Fracture"
CaptainSpam: commodoreGuffle, the new series from LoadingReadyRun.
DigitalSeahorse:
BraveOthello: Cold, Cameron
Lord_Hosk: Excuse me chat, I have a secret to tell you but you have to promise to keep it super to yourself.
ErynTzun rolls into chat
Lord_Hosk: (whispers You are awesome)
ErynTzun: oh boy, the killing joke what a topic. -_-
TehAmelie: i knew it, but thanks for telling us
HadesLeprechaun: it's a chaos warp for every player
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of comics, Alex makes comics
Micalovits: !card guff rewrite
LRRbot: Guff Rewrites History [2R] | Instant | For each player, choose target nonenchantment, nonland permanent that player controls. Those permanents' owners shuffle them into their libraries. Each player who controlled one of those permanents exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player may cast the nonland card they exiled without paying its mana cost.
CambodianSuplex: ah yes the super chaos warp
phoenixfeather14: @Lord_Hosk whispers her own secret - So are you!
BraveOthello: Ooh octomancer, a fun one
Strebenherz: if i'm reading that write, it sounds like warp world ish?
Strebenherz: right^
HadesLeprechaun: chaos warp for all!
Gooseblast: Simple!
UtilityPunk: Guff Rewrites is funner Chaos Warp
LRRbot: Guff Rewrites History [2R] | Instant | For each player, choose target nonenchantment, nonland permanent that player controls. Those permanents' owners shuffle them into their libraries. Each player who controlled one of those permanents exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player may cast the nonland card they exiled without paying its mana cost.
RatherLargeToad: the Oaf Cycle
Strebenherz: also is Guff doodling on like a history altering scroll or something
HadesLeprechaun: it's a very fun commander removal card
Decaped: Is it good or bad that I assumed Guff was a Marvel character?
UtilityPunk: MtG lore can rival Marvel lore
niccus: i would describe early magic lore as comic-book, yeah
HadesLeprechaun: banana bread at work? Heeeell yeah
shendaras:
Gooseblast: Wee!
ipoddodd: Will these be 4 player games? Unclear to me
raulghoulia: petit violence?
tehfewl: little a violence
Mindfire13: Consensual violence
HadesLeprechaun: 4 player, yes
BraveOthello: @ipoddodd Two 4-person FFA pods
irikaj: Wheeler only drafting cards with "draw" on them? How many copies of Divine Intervention are in this cube!!!
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CAKHost: Hello everyone!
DigitalSeahorse: why did I just think of David's piano playing just now?
exeJayce: howdy everyone! how's everyone's Friday? (or Saturday depending on timezones)
BraveOthello: Welcome! You missed drafting but are just in time for ALL the card draw
IbunWest:
Juliamon: Prepare for a group hatecuddle
CAKHost:
I mean,, I sure hope the card draw? That's a lot of empty space to leave on them!
BraveOthello: @Juliamon Grrr, every draw and also here's a 1/1
BraveOthello: @CAKHost *slow clap*
CAKHost:
BraveOthello: I wonder how many people are just playing "pile, add lands"
CAKHost: Unglue Set idea (Umm We forgot the art this time...
CAKHost: *Un-set idea
AkiraBalance27: a new season of panalysts? did they announce when?
Mr_Horrible: elfhame wurm?
Juliamon: AkiraBalance27 Some months ago
DigitalSeahorse: @IbunWest cute walkies
BraveOthello: @AkiraBalance27 Its all out already
DigitalSeahorse:
CAKHost: Sorry, I'm still used to Un finishing with glue when it comes to MtG :c
AkiraBalance27: ohh, i thought they were referring to another one haha
BraveOthello: @Mr_Horrible You win!
goombalax: lingering souls
letsbelgo: the l souls
Mr_Horrible: midnight haunting
Dog_of_Myth: midnight haunting
CAKHost: (maybe Unn Oops no Art kdonebai)
CAKHost: *but still lingering*
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
Diabore: Eyy gatebreaker ram
IbunWest: Gatebreaker Ram
Mr_Horrible: what my doctor shows me before I learn I need glasses
IbunWest: one of my favorite cards to draft in that set
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I did this in constructed
CAKHost: WAT
UtilityPunk: I still have trauma from all the gates matchups
goombalax: that constructed deck was wild
Diabore: @IbunWest Gates was great before everyone learned gates was viable
CAKHost: I feel ripped off! That totally looked like a goat!
Diabore: Some un card
Mr_Horrible: guy with axe
FlintFireForge: Palace jailor
goombalax: cop
UtilityPunk: Battlebond dude
UtilityPunk: Oh Marvel lol
Dog_of_Myth: 33rd pick in draft
Dog_of_Myth: Or not
Dog_of_Myth: Never seen that art before
Mr_Horrible: something from ZNR, prolly
Diabore: I remember that art, i think it was a bad card
CAKHost: bug...?
UtilityPunk: Zendikar gobliin
Mr_Horrible: oh definitely from ZNR
UtilityPunk: Forget its name though lol
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
tehfewl: tuktuk rubblefort
CAKHost: XD
tehfewl: close
Diabore: Oh right party
Juliamon: they both look like they're having fun
CAKHost: A friendly wassle
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon just a goblin trying to get their "dog" to take a pill
CAKHost: Hello!
Dog_of_Myth:
YTfriendofsquirrel: LEGENDS
CAKHost: HUH
Desruprot:
LRRbot: Forbidden Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you tap this land for mana, target opponent creates a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.
stippledotter: Just tuning in. Thinking about the last group hug, such a good idea to go in 2 groups 😅
goombalax: Stone Rain noted group hug staple
LRRbot: Orzhov Advokist [2W] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. If a player does, creatures that player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control until your next turn.
tehfewl: Ad vo Kist
LRRbot: Hunted Phantasm [1UU] | Creature — Spirit [4/6] | This creature can't be blocked. / When this creature enters, target opponent creates five 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Juliamon: Rabble
Mr_Horrible: a bother
Voidhawk42: "A Problem"
Juliamon: a rabble of goblins
Mattmitchell45: Gasp of Goblins
MegaDosX: A malignity
LRRbot: Jace's Archivist [1UU] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/2] | {U}, {T}: Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.
UtilityPunk: Amass Birds X is funny, because it doesn't come with flying
NotCainNorAbel: a plague of goblins
Mindfire13: A gaggle of goblins
Lord_Hosk: You know when Geese fly in a V and one line is longer and the other is shorter... You know why one line is longer?
IbunWest: i didnt know they made a windfall on legs
Lord_Hosk: Because theres more geese in that line
LRRbot: Wall of Water [1UU] | Creature — Wall [0/5] | Defender / {U}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Because there are more geese on that side?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Too slow I am
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Lord_Hosk dammit, I got got
Lord_Hosk: You're welcome for that animal fact
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LoadingReadyRun: Mandrelephant
tehfewl: advokist famously printed in commander 2016, banger card
LRRbot: Master of Ceremonies [3W] | Creature — Rhino Druid [3/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun: "Rhino Druid" is a good type line
johnnylongtorso: Mysteries of the Rhino Druids
LRRbot: Windfall [2U] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.
fcloud: "taking game actions" underrated strat
Natedogg2: Good ol' game actions. Nothing beats game actions.
BraveOthello: "taking game actions" is a very Group Hug thing to do
fcloud: "equal to the number of players discarded this way" shit just got real
LoadingReadyRun: The movies also discarded Ian Malcom
thedepthandbreadthofseth: In my experience, more game actions = more fun.
LRRbot: Dakra Mystic [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | {U}, {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. You may put the revealed cards into their owners' graveyards. If you don't, each player draws a card.
johnnylongtorso: @thedepthandbreadthofseth not a control player, then
UtilityPunk: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Fun is zero sum; you have the most when everyone else takes none
LRRbot: Nightmare [5B] | Creature — Nightmare Horse [*/*] | Flying / Nightmare's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.
revjakenash: Ian Malcolm was too sexy for dinosaurs
Micalovits: Its cori
Natedogg2: Controller of the Impetus draws and loses life
evil_h2o_elf: cori draws
Mr_Horrible: it's not in quotes so it's the enchantment's controller
raulghoulia: owner of enchantment
hallkomp: Cory draws
MegaDosX: Cori draws
morteica: Does Angel have this cube list up someplace? This looks like so much fun.
fcloud: !cube
fcloud: !list
Juliamon: !deck
Mr_Horrible: I choose "fast", "cheap", AND "good"
fcloud:
i came in late, who are the other 4 players? 
LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
fcloud: @Mr_Horrible it's sqlite then
Voidhawk42: Oh yeah, lets mill this serge out
Juliamon: Wheeler, Alex, Kathleen, Angel
hallkomp: Did he draw for turn??
BraveOthello: @fcloud Angel, Kathleen, Wheeler, Alex
fcloud: ty @Juliamon
Lord_Hosk: Thats not special Serge, we are all kinda worried about dying
Mr_Horrible: me when I gain control of a creature I own: "Hey, I was looking for that!"
Voidhawk42: Who owns the Hunted tokens? the player that cast the Hunted creature, or the player that got them?
Mindfire13: @Voidhawk42 The player who made them
fcloud: life goals: ❌ becoming a sex symbol ☑️ becoming a set symbol
Micalovits: Why not a sexy set symbol?
Mr_Horrible: I do enjoy how much "group hug" quickly translates to "let's you and him fight"
fcloud: @Micalovits i like the way you think BillyApprove
DigitalSeahorse:
mana mana
DigitalSeahorse: doo doo doo doo
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LRRbot: Show and Tell [2U] | Sorcery | Each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Good lord
letsbelgo: woooo
Micalovits: Yes! You can show and tell in a hunted wumpus!
Mr_Horrible: to paraphrase Clarke(?), a sufficiently large green creature becomes indistinguishable from a trampler
fcloud: wumpus cant be a card
fcloud: !card wumpus
LRRbot: Did you mean: Wumpus Aberration; Hunted Wumpus; Shivan Wumpus; Thrashing Wumpus
fcloud: !card hunted wumpus
LRRbot: Hunted Wumpus [3G] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | When this creature enters, each other player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.
fcloud: damn thats a deep cut
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Vandristine: 6 7 *hands motions*
Mr_Horrible: now that's some classic Pete Venters art
fcloud:
if they all etb simultaneously, in what order do the etb effects resolve?
BraveOthello: Wait is that all land?
johnnylongtorso: Angel's inadvertent mill cube
goombalax: @fcloud stack active player first, then resolve backwards
LRRbot: Sailmonger [3U] | Creature — Human Monger [3/3] | {2}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.
LRRbot: Feedback [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant enchantment / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted enchantment's controller, this Aura deals 1 damage to that player.
fcloud: ty @goombalax
LRRbot: Gonti, Night Minister [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [3/4] | Whenever a player casts a spell they don't own, that player creates a Treasure token. / Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller looks at the top card of that opponent's library and exiles it face down. They may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast a spell this way.
Mr_Horrible: Show And Tell except that everyone forgot and brought in rocks they found outside that morning
RatherLargeToad: Party Gonti!
MegaDosX: Hell yeah Party Gonti
AkiraBalance27: That will be very confusing with matching sleeves
LRRbot: Gisela, Blade of Goldnight [4RWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, first strike / If a source would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, that source deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / If a source would deal damage to you or a permanent you control, prevent half that damage, rounded up.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
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Dog_of_Myth: oh baby
Strebenherz: "A SOURCE"
letsbelgo: any source
Fantusta: James sure is taking game actions
MegaDosX: Yeah any source
Hauwulf: serge brought the coolest thing to show and tell today
fcloud: James "Game Actions" Turner
LRRbot: Mikokoro, Center of the Sea | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card.
Mr_Horrible: me kokoro, Spongebob
LRRbot: Folio of Fancies [1U] | Artifact — Book | Players have no maximum hand size. / {X}{X}, {T}: Each player draws X cards. / {2}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in their hand.
MegaDosX: Shows and Tell
Voidhawk42: This cube is like going to a really bumping house party, and then realizing you can't find the exit
Mr_Horrible: *receives a text message* "Correction: my uncle who *WORKED* at Sony"
LRRbot: Coiling Rebirth [3BB] | Sorcery | Gift a card / Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then if the gift was promised and that creature isn't legendary, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's 1/1.
LRRbot: Kros, Defense Contractor [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Cat Advisor [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a shield counter on target creature an opponent controls. / Whenever you put one or more counters on a creature you don't control, tap that creature and goad it. It gains trample until your next turn.
MegaDosX: Kros is very cool
Mr_Horrible: it makes an Offspring token!
MegaDosX: It's a Bloomburrow card, you get an offspring token
LRRbot: Undergrowth Stadium | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Voidhawk42: How many cards left in Serge's deck?
Mindfire13: This mill cube is pretty interesting
letsbelgo: cam didn'tthave priority to do that
Micalovits: I think it is all or none in the yard?
MegaDosX: !card armor wars
LRRbot: Armor Wars [2UR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — You may draw a card for each artifact you control. If you do, each opponent draws a card. / II — Artifact spells you cast this turn cost {1} less to cast. / III — This Saga deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the greatest mana value among artifacts you control.
zuha91: all draw or all mill?
Mindfire13: JUDGE! Dakra Mystic is all or none
Natedogg2: It's actually all or none. Either everyone mills or every draws. You don't make a different decision for each player.
Bacon_Trail: my read of the card was all draw or all mill
LRRbot: Triskaidekaphobia [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: !card dakra mystic
LRRbot: Dakra Mystic [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | {U}, {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. You may put the revealed cards into their owners' graveyards. If you don't, each player draws a card.
MegaDosX: Just means James doesn't get the land tutor guy
MegaDosX: Oh well he wouldn't get him anyway lmao
LRRbot: Faerie Mastermind [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you draw a card. / {3}{U}: Each player draws a card.
Mattmitchell45: Coulda been Murder Suicide
Natedogg2: Two triggers, after the Archivist's trigger resolves.
MegaDosX: And then James gets two more
Mr_Horrible: "Didn't think that far ahead"
MegaDosX: !card alandra sky dreamer
LRRbot: Alandra, Sky Dreamer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/4] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying. / Whenever you draw your fifth card each turn, Alandra and Drakes you control each get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
Mattmitchell45: Your hands starts cramping
MegaDosX:
This one cares about the fifth card
johnnylongtorso: this cube cuts out all the boring parts of magic and gets to the part everyone loves: drawing cards
VonShnigglewitz: Good thing james has big hands
MegaDosX: Uhhhhh
Mr_Horrible: that's a phrase
MegaDosX: Says the guy with a Gisela in play
Fantusta: @johnnylongtorso Drawing my whole deck and losing is my favorite way to play magic
Mattmitchell45: @johnnylongtorso And symmetrical effects!
shendaras: I was hoping for a mill victory from Cam.
RatherLargeToad: Huge Hands Hans!
fcloud: have we talked about the amazing FIT that's happening here? cori, cameron, and serge all have glasses that match their shirts
LRRbot: Hunted Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/6] | Flying, haste / When this creature enters, target opponent creates three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with first strike.
Mattmitchell45: "Lend me some card draw/I am your neighbor!"
MegaDosX: Exactly an odd number with doubled damage? 🤔
tehfewl: im pretty sure those tokens don't exists
Mattmitchell45: @fcloud I feel like that's mostly a compliment for Cori's eyewear
LoadingReadyRun: Prepared Dragon brings his own snacks
Pywodwagon: tron ass counting
fcloud: @Mattmitchell45 cori has the highest degree of difficulty, but cam is strongly aligned as well
fcloud: Prepared Dragon is an eagle scout, actually
fcloud: you can tell
MegaDosX: Gonti gets yeeted into the air
Mattmitchell45: Even more LUXURIOUS!
MegaDosX: Advokist
MegaDosX: You could always build a Kros Commander deck Cori for that exact plan
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX Gonti: "wait no! what--" *eaten by daragon*
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Cue the Sarah McLachlan
LRRbot: Eon Frolicker [2UU] | Creature — Elemental Otter [5/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, if you cast it, target opponent takes an extra turn after this one. Until your next turn, you and planeswalkers you control gain protection from that player.
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
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MegaDosX: That would be immensely funny
MegaDosX: Actually wouldn't the Folio do it now?
MegaDosX: And a mill isn't a draw, Cam would win if he mills the table
chaostreader: Cam can make them draw and mill twice?
LRRbot: Indentured Djinn [1UU] | Creature — Djinn [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, each other player may draw up to three cards.
MegaDosX: This is fantastic
Strebenherz: This cube is horrifying and amazing. Angel, 10/10
dustfinger_exe: Faerie mastermind triggers off the djinn draw
MegaDosX: Come on Cam you can do it
MegaDosX: Oh yeah James should draw another card from the Djinn trigger
MegaDosX: WOW
LRRbot: Reforge the Soul [3RR] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. / Miracle {1}{R}
Juliamon:
MegaDosX: !card folio of fancies
LRRbot: Folio of Fancies [1U] | Artifact — Book | Players have no maximum hand size. / {X}{X}, {T}: Each player draws X cards. / {2}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in their hand.
Dog_of_Myth:
Gooseblast: Down with the ship down with the crew
Sealtest: yay everybody wins!
MegaDosX:
CaptainSpam: DRAW!
Voidhawk42: No-one wins, but Cori loses
shendaras:
MegaDosX: I think everyone loses simultaneously
Dread_Pirate_Westley: SBE's aren't checked until the ability finished resolving.
SeismicLawns: statebased actions are checked at the same time
Micalovits: You dont check state based actions until after everyone has drawn
Fractal_321: SBAs only check after the ability resolves iirc
goombalax: the state based actions are alll done at the same time becuse the spell needs to finish resolving
letsbelgo: No, it has to be resolved
Natedogg2: They won't lose until after that spell or ability that's making everyone draw.
Diabore: Everyone wins
CaptainSpam: And Cori's here, too!
Fantusta: how appropriate for this cube
Sealtest: everyone but cori wins!
shendaras:
InfiniTokens: Everybody wins! Everybody loses!
Dog_of_Myth: Everyone wins!!
VonShnigglewitz: I am also a fan of that
owangel1: 3 way tie for 1st
MegaDosX: #MakeJamesLose
LoadingReadyRun: Death by Hugging it shall be!
exeJayce: friendship truly is magic LMAO
VonShnigglewitz:
@MegaDosX
Dog_of_Myth: !break
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Voidhawk42: No-one wins, but Cori loses
Desruprot: a draw is a nice ending for Group Hug
Voidhawk42: 104.3c If a player is required to draw more cards than are left in their library, they draw the remaining cards and then lose the game the next time a player would receive priority. (This is a state-based action. See rule 704.)
atlr: yeah
Juliamon: uh
Voidhawk42: Simultaneous losses are hilarious
Juliamon: music pls
Micalovits: RIP music?
ErynTzun: >_>
ErynTzun: Did someone hit the mute?
Xavorin: I thought my headphones died for a second.
NotCainNorAbel: in the words of Homer (Simpson) what happened to the tunes?
IbunWest:
CaptainSpam: Huh, guess this is the day the music died. If only we had some song to tell us what this means.
DigitalSeahorse: shhhhhh
Spades_Slicc: Anyone else get a hankerin for pie?
Spades_Slicc: Might go down by the levee
fcloud: bye bye, miss american pie~ // cameron milled out everyone and everyone died~~
Xavorin: Oh my, my. This here Anakin guy
Marsuli1: Stuffing my face with silence pie
Strebenherz: phyrexian pie fits the song timing
thraximore: @Xavorin haven't thought about THAT song in a hot second
Juliamon: yeah, but.... ewwww
Juliamon: so oily
DigitalSeahorse:
quiet time
CAKHost: Phrexian pie with side Ooze
Strebenherz: phyrexian pie, just what you get after a car oil change
DigitalSeahorse:
ErynTzun: hooray sound
thraximore: Centaur Battlemaster?
thraximore: I think that's what it's called
DigitalSeahorse:
I hear something now
SeismicLawns: it's pikachu
Natedogg2: The Centaur of Attention.
thraximore: nailed it
GirlPainting: congraz thraximore
tehfewl: prize pig dude
Mindfire13: Its the guy who makes a 3/1 boar token
tehfewl: brings a pig with him
goombalax: RuRuReRu
Hauwulf: this feels like an innistrad card where it transforms and the two merge into each other
tehfewl: rat collector
asthanius: ratcatcher bb
tehfewl: damn
UtilityPunk: Woe, rats be upon ye
goombalax: magnifying glass?
Mindfire13: Divination?
GirlPainting: some blue scry / draw spell
GirlPainting: it was a mana rock with upside
Natedogg2: Pestilence Demon
tehfewl: demon of pestilence
GirlPainting: stinky mc fart cloud
Fancy_frenchman: Zoltraak
HadesLeprechaun: man that's some great mono black art, classic style
goombalax: that is the face of the one who dealt it
tehfewl: same dif
Pywodwagon: Alhammaret
asthanius: duskmourne guy
Diabore: fervent acolyte?
asthanius: some cultist
Mindfire13: Returned Cultist?
asthanius: comes back with a finality counter
HadesLeprechaun: moths, so duskmoure
asthanius: blessed alliance
Diabore: blessed light
Diabore: shit it is alliance
Mindfire13: White uncommon Escalate
tehfewl: but can you name all the modes
asthanius:
yes
tehfewl: ok
goombalax: mode 1 gain life mode 2 DANG
Bacon_Trail: it's clefairy!
Diabore: secret tech v deaths shadow
CAKHost: Back back!
UtilityPunk:
Group hug, the cube where everyone wiins
Bacon_Trail: thanks for the cube Angel, it seems crazy in a good way
MegaDosX: This cube is the best kind of nonsense and I love it
stippledotter: @UtilityPunk Canonically not tho ☠️
drewm1022: Who what?
stippledotter: We all win for their not
tehfewl: all paliano's m,ake all the colors that are picked
LRRbot: Willie Lumpkin, Postman [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [1/3] | Willie Lumpkin can't be blocked. / Whenever Willie Lumpkin deals combat damage to an opponent, you draw a card and that player may draw a card. If they do, that player can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn.
goombalax: hey hey mr postman
SirIcehawk: oh snap. giving me the willies
tehfewl: big willie style
Desruprot: oooh Willie
LRRbot: Tempting Wurm [1G] | Creature — Wurm [5/5] | When this creature enters, each opponent may put any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards from their hand onto the battlefield.
fcloud: why do they call him wet willie? you dont want to know
MegaDosX: Oh my god
letsbelgo: wooooo
GirlPainting: Can we plz see the land everybody starts with?
DigitalSeahorse: any number?!
goombalax: what if show and tell caused you to lose immediately
DigitalSeahorse: 1 million?
raulghoulia: or battles
LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
Micalovits: Or battles!
tdapenguin: does any number include zero?
fcloud: @tdapenguin is zero a number?
chaostreader: I think it’s show and tell. everyone decides at once.
MegaDosX: I think it's simultaneous
johnnylongtorso: @Micalovits battles never existed, anyone who says otherwise is part of a conspiracy
tdapenguin: @fcloud yes. so i guess that's my question answered
LRRbot: Stormfist Crusader [BR] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card and loses 1 life.
fcloud: (the answer: zero is a number, but it doesnt matter in this case because it says "may")
LRRbot: Humble Defector [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | {T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.
MegaDosX: Eureka is specifically templated that way tbf
LRRbot: Wedding Ring [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.
tdapenguin: @fcloud that's what i get for not paying attention to all the words. thanks!
DigitalSeahorse: oh my
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Kami of the Crescent Moon [UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/3] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's not being cast. No one else gets a ring.
LRRbot: Game Preserve [2G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player reveals the top card of their library. If all cards revealed this way are creature cards, put those cards onto the battlefield under their owners' control.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
LRRbot: Sergeant John Benton [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Trample, haste / Share Intelligence — Whenever Sergeant John Benton deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.
tehfewl: wrong Kami art
SirIcehawk: lol
HadesLeprechaun: John Benton isn't a joke because he's insanely strong
MegaDosX: John Benton is quite potent yeah
goombalax: @HadesLeprechaun thats the joke
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
MegaDosX: Though this cube probably doesn't have all the cards people usually use to power him up
IbunWest: was the wedding ring cast?
DMGlol: congratulations
Voidhawk42: "if it was cast"
niccus: annulled already...
MegaDosX: Performative wedding ring, smh
tehfewl: yuri denied
tdapenguin: angel: what sort of group hug is this lack of wedding ring?
goombalax: Wheeler with the "I OBJECT TO THIS UNION"
UtilityPunk: I'm sure there's ways to dupe and blink the ring
fcloud: wheeler: "THIS is how i find out?" graham: "i KNOW, right??"
MegaDosX: Oh right that was Alex's turn lmao
A_Dub888: North 100 Showdown: A Canadian Highlander........ Throwdown?
MegaDosX: This game might go faster than round one
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
Bacon_Trail: sick turn 1, kathleen
letsbelgo: man, power creep in magic after UB sucks
letsbelgo: look at this
MegaDosX: Oh my god
LRRbot: Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/4] | Trample / Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
goombalax: Aelxios is a house
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pleonasticTautology: alexios in. group hug?
HadesLeprechaun: mini Slicer
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tehfewl: I love Kos-Mos
johnnylongtorso: it's like getting hugged by the Hulk
pleonasticTautology: @johnnylongtorso listen, i need my back readjusted
fcloud: the group hug cube adultery drama is CRAZY
MegaDosX: What is this board state, it's turn two
LRRbot: Mog, Moogle Warrior [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Moogle Warrior [1/2] | Lifelink / Dance — At the beginning of your end step, each player may discard a card. Each player who discarded a card this way draws a card. If a creature card was discarded this way, you create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then if a noncreature card was discarded this way, put a +1/+1 counter on each Moogle you control.
goombalax: @MegaDosX Wurm and Tell baby
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Tempting Wurm
A_Dub888: kupo
MegaDosX: No I understand how it happened, I was watching
fcloud: edit: polygamy
MegaDosX: It's just so bananas lmao
pleonasticTautology: oh, cubelrr has a logo! i love it
InfiniTokens: Mogul Moogle
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX you're bananas (affectionate)
DigitalSeahorse: moogly moogles
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 How dare
InfiniTokens:
Does someone dare to try to draw a Moogle? 
tehfewl: i just picked up the chocobo tracks verison of that moogle, its sooo good
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
asthanius: bodied
MegaDosX: Ooh, tea
letsbelgo: dunked
DigitalSeahorse: wow
UtilityPunk: Murdered live on camera
Bacon_Trail: I thought this was group hug cube not burn cube
LRRbot: Immortal Obligation [1W] | Instant | Return target creature card from an opponent's graveyard to the battlefield under their control with a duty counter on it. For as long as that creature has a duty counter on it, it is goaded, can't attack you or a permanent you control, and can't block creatures you control.
BraveOthello: Damn Angel
goombalax: Immortal obligation is so good
Fruan: WOOW
MegaDosX: It has a duty counter
Strebenherz: watched a lad get murdered live on stream
goombalax: I love that card
Hauwulf: what a nice guy, refusing to attack women
MegaDosX: Descend into Avernus would have poured nitroglycerin on this game
tehfewl: Woman respector Alexis
tdapenguin: wheeler bringing the group violence to the group hug
fcloud:
can't block the willie 
LRRbot: Ms. Bumbleflower [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Rabbit Citizen [1/5] | Vigilance / Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, you draw two cards.
MegaDosX: So does Alex
tehfewl: absolute banger non english names
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BraveOthello: That's Ms., she's still single gentle persons ...
irikaj: Fraulein Hummelblume
fcloud: "senorita margarita" is a top-tier magic card name
MegaDosX: Alex has some catching up to do on his board state
InfiniTokens: BoombleFleur
irikaj: And mme bourdefleur
Strebenherz: Wheeler, thank you for this knowledge, Senorita Margarita is great
Omnipotrevor: Notably not nasty little rabbit
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Natedogg2: The Trophy has to target a permanent an opponent controls.
Natedogg2: He can't target his own permannet.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah that was an invalid target
tehfewl: he could cast it in response to the trigger
MegaDosX: He wouldn't get the land though
Pywodwagon: can just pretend it happens now since he didn't do anything else
MegaDosX: I also don't think it'll make that much of a difference with how the game has gone so far
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There were so many conditions on that card it's hard to say anyone actually controlled it.
LRRbot: Explosion of Riches [5R] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then each other player may draw a card. Whenever a card is drawn this way, Explosion of Riches deals 5 damage to target opponent chosen at random from among your opponents.
MegaDosX: Oh I love this card
Strebenherz: oh dang
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Players have to choose to draw before they know if they've been damaged, right?
MegaDosX: Yeah it's your opponent Kathleen
Fantusta: It could hurt anyone, it could even hurt not me
A_Dub888: !findquote democracy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
johnnylongtorso: the system works!
stippledotter: !findquote everybody
LRRbot: Quote #6324: "Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face." —Adam [2019-08-14]
DigitalSeahorse: but we're supposed to have medical to compensate for the damage
DigitalSeahorse: and a drug plan
DigitalSeahorse: and dental
definenull: o7
exeJayce: rip Alex o7
WiJohn: o7
stippledotter: o7
DigitalSeahorse: and eye doctors which you'd think would also be part of medical
fcloud: alex gets the Group Hug Cube award for groupiest hugger
fcloud: it's more sought-after than the other award, "huggiest groupie"
Pywodwagon: it is only 6:15 lmao
LRRbot: Scriv, the Obligator [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Inkling Bird [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever Scriv enters or attacks, create a white Aura enchantment token named Contract attached to target creature an opponent controls. The token has enchant creature and "Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn if it's attacking one of your opponents. Otherwise, its controller loses 2 life."
stippledotter: There are risks to being the center of the group hug
pleonasticTautology: it came with the SOS precons, wheeler
HadesLeprechaun: who knew group hug cube would make for some of the fastest multiplayer games?
fcloud: what i expected: a group hug. what i got: a group hug, but in the sense of ants defending their colony
LRRbot: Tataru Taru [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor [0/3] | When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card. / Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Strebenherz: TATARU!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Best potato
LRRbot: Tenuous Truce [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant opponent / At the beginning of enchanted opponent's end step, you and that player each draw a card. / When you attack enchanted opponent or a planeswalker they control or when they attack you or a planeswalker you control, sacrifice this Aura.
goombalax: ohhh the lalas are dwarves, thorin is getting some new subjects
pleonasticTautology: ben.
RatherLargeToad: “Don’t touch Willie. Good advice”
LRRbot: Glademuse [2G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Whenever a player casts a spell, if it's not their turn, that player draws a card.
BraveOthello: Wheeler!
fcloud: gdi wheeler
LoadingReadyRun: Lesbian++
HadesLeprechaun: @goombalax as a dwarf connoisseur, when I looked into it, Tataru Taru is literally the only lalafell in MtG in boros colors, lol. Good in the deck, though!
LRRbot: Prosperity [XU] | Sorcery | Each player draws X cards.
fcloud: doesnt taru give angel eight treasure tokens? other players drew eight cards
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pleonasticTautology: WHEELER
goombalax: remember when wheeler called off the wedding of angel and kathleen on a technicality
flatluigi: !card tataru taru
LRRbot: Tataru Taru [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor [0/3] | When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card. / Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
flatluigi: triggers only once
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @fcloud One of those "once each turn" triggers. Also, Wheeler was drawing in his turn.
Xavorin: @goombalax Pepperidge Farms remembers
fcloud: ah ty @flatluigi
InfiniTokens: Where's MY treasure tokens, Kathleen?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now Angel gets another treasure token for Wheeler drawing.
fcloud:
does angel have judge training? she's got judge brain
pleonasticTautology: party on, wayne
LRRbot: Party Dude [G] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, each player creates a Food token. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card. / {4}{G}: Level 3 / Whenever one or more of your opponents are attacked, up to one target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: Mikey!
HadesLeprechaun: I love the LotR Food tokens
flatluigi: alex should get food too imo
niccus: it's full of fiber!
flatluigi: maybe alex is in the web
pleonasticTautology: HAH
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
HadesLeprechaun: I think canonically it sounds like "attercop"
DigitalSeahorse: we have cardboard straws
iconicshadow89: its part of Banff
Sealtest: COMMANDER CARD
flatluigi: my friend, my enemy
A_Dub888: !card zenos
LRRbot: Zenos yae Galvus [3BB] (back: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [4/4] | My First Friend — When Zenos yae Galvus enters, choose a creature an opponent controls. Until end of turn, creatures other than Zenos yae Galvus and the chosen creature get −2/−2. / When the chosen creature leaves the battlefield, transform Zenos yae Galvus.
thingo314: YES
Strebenherz: OH NO THIS ONE
goombalax: there are definitely forests in Ontario with distressingly large spiders
definenull: yae....
letsbelgo: This mother fucker
pleonasticTautology: the guy with a one-sided kismesitude on the player character
sporkraptor: my friend! we must FIGHT TO THE DEATH NOW
thingo314:
nevermind
flatluigi: unzenos'd
Strebenherz: back into the hand zenos
LRRbot: Clackbridge Troll [3BB] | Creature — Troll [8/8] | Trample, haste / When this creature enters, target opponent creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, any opponent may sacrifice a creature of their choice. If a player does, tap this creature, you gain 3 life, and you draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: 3 Gruffs
HadesLeprechaun: !card gruff triplets
LRRbot: Gruff Triplets [3GGG] | Creature — Satyr Warrior [3/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, if it isn't a token, create two tokens that are copies of it. / When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on each creature you control named Gruff Triplets.
sporkraptor: Zenos: "I will bide my time, whet my appetite for our future conflict, my dearest friend"
LRRbot: Fevered Visions [1UR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's end step, that player draws a card. If the player is your opponent and has four or more cards in hand, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
tdapenguin: @flatluigi unzenos'd paradox. it's a weird pair of ducks
LRRbot: Dubious Challenge [3G] | Sorcery | Look at the top ten cards of your library, exile up to two creature cards from among them, then shuffle. Target opponent may choose one of the exiled cards and put it onto the battlefield under their control. Put the rest onto the battlefield under your control.
MegaDosX: Highly dubious
LRRbot: Haunted Angel [2W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / When this creature dies, exile it and each other player creates a 3/3 black Angel creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Hunted Lammasu [2WW] | Creature — Lammasu [5/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent creates a 4/4 black Horror creature token.
Micalovits: That cards is SO bad
A_Dub888: !findquote symmetrical
LRRbot: Quote #5005: "If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical." —Molly [2018-05-23]
HadesLeprechaun: is Breena in this cube? That's the most misplayed group hug card maybe ever, lol
Juliamon: !deck
DigitalSeahorse:
yohini_: @HadesLeprechaun undoubtedly hahaha
Fruan: Hugged too close to the sun
HadesLeprechaun: sadly not, lol
MegaDosX: I think that's the universal experience today
yohini_: psych i lied whoops
MegaDosX: Oh this piece of garbage
A_Dub888: permanent like Zenos?
LRRbot: Shah of Naar Isle [3R] | Creature — Efreet [6/6] | Trample / Echo {0} / When this creature's echo cost is paid, each opponent may draw up to three cards.
thraximore: oh heeeeeeellllll yeah
Mindfire13: Power level aside, both Eldraine sets had amazing flavor and sweet card design
DigitalSeahorse: that feel when two people hugging don't match in the length of time they wanted the hug to be
pleonasticTautology: narr-dwar
pleonasticTautology: *naar-dwar
pleonasticTautology: i fucked it
DigitalSeahorse: "this hug cube has gone too long"
Sealtest: that was me before I got my cpap machine
dumbo3k: Doesn'
goombalax: Oh Naar
dumbo3k: Doesn't Fevered VIsion only hurt opponents?
Burzolog: Lalafell are not Moogles
HadesLeprechaun: It's a lalafell, but making that card type for like...4 cards didn't make a ton of sense, lol
flatluigi: !card fevered vision
LRRbot: Fevered Visions [1UR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's end step, that player draws a card. If the player is your opponent and has four or more cards in hand, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
flatluigi: yeah it only hurts the opponent
dumbo3k: So who's Fevered Visions is it?
Dog_of_Myth: Kathleen's
LRRbot: Incarnation Technique [4B] | Sorcery | Demonstrate / Mill five cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MegaDosX: I think Angel's happens first this way
MegaDosX: Kathleen's two copies go on the stack then Angel's copy goes on top, so hers would resolve first, right?
LRRbot: Garland, Royal Kidnapper [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | When Garland enters, target opponent becomes the monarch. / Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, gain control of target creature that player controls for as long as they're the monarch. / Creatures you control but don't own get +2/+2 and can't be sacrificed.
benjamin_wheeler: chat you can chill on the rules
Micalovits: No, its chat
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
yohini_: chat challenge level impossible
benjamin_wheeler: well the alternative is just turning off the chat monitor
TheMerricat:
Words I often think I hear Kathleen just uttering casually. "I'm trying to figure out how to kill you this turn, right?" 
LRRbot: Squall, Gunblade Duelist [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [3/2] | First strike / As Squall enters, choose a number. / Whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents, if any of those creatures have power or toughness equal to the chosen number, Squall deals damage equal to its power to defending player.
DigitalSeahorse:
2
Natedogg2: No matter how badly you are playing, you are not your own opponent.
raulghoulia: Parnesse my beloeved. This cube rules
sephyhallow: Often in life, I am my own opponent
LRRbot: Deadpool, Trading Card [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Mercenary Hero [5/3] | As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. / {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
DigitalSeahorse: Deadpool, the trading card
tdapenguin: @Natedogg2 on the one hand, very true. on the other hand let me point out the games where it is me + 3 of my stuffies playing.
HadesLeprechaun: bisexual at the very least
darkcyril: Deadpool is canonically pan if I'm remembering correctly.
Simonark: Deadpool is into whoever's on the other side of the fourth wall.
Mindfire13: Deadpool strikes me as "Whatever's funniest"
flatluigi: i think squall would still not do anything?
TheMerricat: !card squall
LRRbot: Squall [2G] | Sorcery | Squall deals 2 damage to each creature with flying.
johnnylongtorso: really enjoying this game of judge's tower
TheMerricat:
Doh.
flatluigi: !card squall gunblade duelist
LRRbot: Squall, Gunblade Duelist [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [3/2] | First strike / As Squall enters, choose a number. / Whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents, if any of those creatures have power or toughness equal to the chosen number, Squall deals damage equal to its power to defending player.
Fantusta: But is Squall/Deadpool Entering, or does Kathleen just keep the '2' that Angel chose?
flatluigi: deadpool now has that rules text
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
goombalax: yesss the sonic art
goombalax: I wanted that card but the sonic lair cards have really gone up in price. Google Sonic infla-*shot and killed*
DigitalSeahorse:
sephyhallow: Well, this is someone's slow, drawn-out death
dagoth__ur_: is smoke stack in there?
DigitechWire: i love group slug
Dog_of_Myth: !deck
DigitalSeahorse: Group Slug
LRRbot: Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
tdapenguin: !quote slug
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MrPipboy3000: Group Pug ... all creatures are dogs
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
flatluigi: !card deadpool trading card
LRRbot: Deadpool, Trading Card [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Mercenary Hero [5/3] | As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. / {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
LRRbot: Deadpool, Trading Card [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Mercenary Hero [5/3] | As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. / {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
LRRbot: Jailbreak [1W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card in an opponent's graveyard to the battlefield under their control. When that permanent enters, return up to one target permanent card with equal or lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.
sephyhallow: I literally need to go back to work. I have spent 15 minutes waiting for someone to die XD
LRRbot: Mog, Moogle Warrior [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Moogle Warrior [1/2] | Lifelink / Dance — At the beginning of your end step, each player may discard a card. Each player who discarded a card this way draws a card. If a creature card was discarded this way, you create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then if a noncreature card was discarded this way, put a +1/+1 counter on each Moogle you control.
DigitalSeahorse: mogglies
flatluigi: what's the card kathleen got
yohini_: seizan
DigitalSeahorse:
moogles are 
glitched_goddess: !card seizan
LRRbot: Seizan, Perverter of Truth [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Demon Spirit [6/5] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.
LRRbot: Parker Luck [2B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, two target players each reveal the top card of their library. They each lose life equal to the mana value of the card revealed by the other player. Then they each put the card they revealed into their hand.
SirIcehawk: oh let's go!
thingo314: oh my
goombalax: another draw?!
Voidhawk42: Emrakul one time lets go
LRRbot: Zurzoth, Chaos Rider [2R] | Legendary Creature — Devil [2/3] | Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." / Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.
MegaDosX: Chaos wins
SirIcehawk: omg! lol
gualdhar: woooooof
DigitalSeahorse: gasp
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TheMerricat: That sure was Parker Luck.
shendaras:
SirIcehawk: Zurzoth for the win xD
DigitalSeahorse:
goombalax: remember 35 minutes ago when they said the game was almost over
dagoth__ur_: are those new chairs?
Voidhawk42: This is a group hug in the same way as a trash compactor
DigitalSeahorse: pluck
Night_xD: alex was the real winner in that game
MegaDosX: Zurzoth looks very cool in multiplayer
goombalax: @Voidhawk42 I hear "technically" is the best kind of correct
niccus: gravitational collapse
MrPipboy3000: Its less Group Hug and more Unhealthy Codependence ...
Voidhawk42: Just hugged all the way to a smooth paste
SirIcehawk: Ouchie Hugs
Mindfire13: This cube is giving me ideas for a Jund Winter group hug into demon kindred deck
LRRbot: Marching Duodrone [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, each player creates a Treasure token.
flatluigi: winning smile
RatherLargeToad: of the Dimsdale Duodromes?
LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
LRRbot: Tataru Taru [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor [0/3] | When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card. / Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
dagoth__ur_: she has a ETB
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
DigitalSeahorse:
everybody? 
00gogo00: what is this artifact they all start with a copy of?
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
yohini_: bonders ornament
LRRbot: Eladamri's Vineyard [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.
DigitalSeahorse: everybody wines!
DigitalSeahorse: wait
thraximore: everybody vines!
DigitalSeahorse: eveyvovy vins!
thraximore: this is turn 2?
LRRbot: Rankle and Torbran [1BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Dwarf [3/4] | Flying, first strike, haste / Whenever Rankle and Torbran deals combat damage to a player or battle, choose any number — / • Each player creates a Treasure token. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • If a source would deal damage to a player or battle this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
TruPhantomAngel: Oh! Another Angel cube....
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niccus: i hope we eventually get group hug battles. real nice to provide attack targets in this context
tdapenguin:
@TruPhantomAngel welcome on in! it's been fun
TruPhantomAngel:
@tdapenguin 
HadesLeprechaun: @niccus we're getting some new battles with some odd Hobbit product thing next year!
LRRbot: Mathas, Fiend Seeker [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, put a bounty counter on target creature an opponent controls. For as long as that creature has a bounty counter on it, it has "When this creature dies, each opponent draws a card and gains 2 life."
SirIcehawk: the coop thing shoudl be cool
HadesLeprechaun: they have already announced it, just with very few details. But like 5 of the cards are already able to be gotten in Collector Boosters
Diabore: descent sure ends games
thraximore: bounty county
TruPhantomAngel: Oh, you do have a Tataru, Angel. Does anyone know if that's in Angel's Ladies Cube too?
Micalovits: Yeeeees!
LRRbot: Fractured Identity [3WU] | Sorcery | Exile target nonland permanent. Each player other than its controller creates a token that's a copy of it.
thraximore: oh yeahhhhhh
Diabore: oh now its turbo charged
Dog_of_Myth: Oh boy
MWGNZ:
Fruan: Welp, that's this game over in 20 minutes.
HadesLeprechaun: oh, so we're in for a FAST fast game
LRRbot: Tenuous Truce [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant opponent / At the beginning of enchanted opponent's end step, you and that player each draw a card. / When you attack enchanted opponent or a planeswalker they control or when they attack you or a planeswalker you control, sacrifice this Aura.
TruPhantomAngel: Descebnt of Avernus Sicko: Yes...YES!
stippledotter: Oh good
niccus: turning the descent into a controlled demolition
Dog_of_Myth: Speed running into hell
TruPhantomAngel: Gosh I love Fracture Identity.
stippledotter: Terminal Velocity Into Avernus
HadesLeprechaun: man we need a reprint of Descent, it's so fun but also so expensive, lol
LRRbot: Benevolent Offering [3W] | Instant | Choose an opponent. You and that player each create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Choose an opponent. You gain 2 life for each creature you control and that player gains 2 life for each creature they control.
Diabore: !card descent into avernus
LRRbot: Descent into Avernus [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.
LRRbot: Descent into Avernus [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.
Sogheim: I love using Descent into Avernus. game gotta end sometime
Juliamon: Card reader really been struggling lately
Diabore: games gonna end fast
Mindfire13: Imagine giving that card lifelink
Strebenherz: this whole cube is yes anding everyone off a cliff. 10/10
Strebenherz: or double down
e_bloc: I heard 'distend' counters and I am puset
LRRbot: Excavation Technique [3W] | Sorcery | Demonstrate / Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens.
Diabore: hang on lets get the full stack done
Micalovits: What is this, cloudpost?
dagoth__ur_: green has the real hug
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fundabental: let’s make MORE things happen
Mindfire13: Demonstrate is such a cool mechanic
Fruan: glim glim
HadesLeprechaun: a colorless cube would actually be pretty neat
e_bloc: god bless whoever put this beauty in the cube
Diabore: !card patriarch's bidding
LRRbot: Patriarch's Bidding [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a creature type. Each player returns all creature cards of a type chosen this way from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Strebenherz: Angel's cube
e_bloc: I genuinely love that card
Diabore: thats why hes the goat
Strebenherz: I use it in slivers and had a solid snake ! reaction when i heard it (patriarch's)
e_bloc: I missed it, wheeler got kathleen's goat?
purplesooo:
Je me pose une question sur MTG. Je joue sur Steam, mais je trouve que les règles sont différentes quand on joue avec les cartes sur table et quand on joue en ligne. Je trouve ça un peu mélangeant... C'est tellement intéressant de savoir
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niccus: clackbridge troll just lost an election right
e_bloc: j'aime la jupe
Voidhawk42: Has the card reader gotten stuck on Excavation Technique, or is it just me?
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LRRbot: Fevered Visions [1UR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's end step, that player draws a card. If the player is your opponent and has four or more cards in hand, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
letsbelgo: we all see the same stream
letsbelgo: its not like dynamic to each player
Diabore: kathleen needs to draw on end step
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello again @loadingreadyrun , chat. I'm in a hotel in WV with my wife, son, and an extremely stubborn horse fly. If I can't get it to leave, what are the odds it bites one of us?
e_bloc: I'm not convinced this isn't a shared delusion
Strebenherz: @purplesooo MTG Arena est un bon point de départ.
DigitalSeahorse: attacked while trying to read French
dagoth__ur_: what a great game
dagoth__ur_: magic the gathering
Strebenherz: They're asking about rules differences between steam and paper magic i think, but i'm going by google translate
flatluigi: i think the french commentor is thinking that you have to play paper magic in 4 player
flatluigi: which is. incorrect
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Three against one. How massive is the horse fly, and how determined to sleep is your wife?
DigitalSeahorse:
Vive La Francais
flatluigi: if anyone wants to tell them that the rules are the same in 1v1 paper and online
e_bloc: @flatluigi yes the number is 3
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Yes.
LRRbot: Mog, Moogle Warrior [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Moogle Warrior [1/2] | Lifelink / Dance — At the beginning of your end step, each player may discard a card. Each player who discarded a card this way draws a card. If a creature card was discarded this way, you create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then if a noncreature card was discarded this way, put a +1/+1 counter on each Moogle you control.
Diabore: !card Squall, Gunblade Duelist
LRRbot: Squall, Gunblade Duelist [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [3/2] | First strike / As Squall enters, choose a number. / Whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents, if any of those creatures have power or toughness equal to the chosen number, Squall deals damage equal to its power to defending player.
LRRbot: Neyam Shai Murad [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Rogue Trader — Whenever Neyam Shai Murad deals combat damage to a player, you may have that player return target permanent card from their graveyard to their hand. If you do, that player chooses a permanent card in your graveyard, then you put it onto the battlefield under your control.
Strebenherz: @purplesooo Les règles sont les mêmes sur papier et en ligne.
LRRbot: Wedding Ring [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.
pleonasticTautology:
definenull: Awww
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Lights are out, and prayers are being said. It is now officially part of the family.
definenull: Twue wuv
pleonasticTautology: congratulations!
Dog_of_Myth: Awwww
dagoth__ur_: so cute
niccus: wow, keeping the life totals after prenup
fundabental: wait was this just an elaborate proposal?
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: now I just want to fractured identity a wedding ring to make a polycule
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Congratulations on your new addition? Maybe a bigger critter will eat it in the morning.
DigitalSeahorse:
magic
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Are you in the radio silent zone of WV? Maybe it's an alien.
TruPhantomAngel:
Ben's partner gives him the wedding ring. Mine just gives it to someone else and laughs in my face... 
Diabore: oh wheeler is dead if he doesnt gain life
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh... oh, no.
goombalax: Elephant Resurgence is the best card from Prophecy
fundabental: the lowest bar
LRRbot: Coveted Jewel [6] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw three cards. / {T}: Add three mana of any one color. / Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn I'm in between there and new river gorge national park.
LRRbot: Fall of the First Civilization [2W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — You and target opponent each draw two cards. / II — Exile target artifact an opponent controls. / III — Each player chooses three nonland permanents they control. Destroy all other nonland permanents.
e_bloc: honestly seems rude to have someone give you a wedding ring and you immediately pull out a bigger diamond
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I guess I shouldn't dox myself like that, but still.
LRRbot: Scrawling Crawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
fundabental: that’s called a dowry
DigitalSeahorse: xD
letsbelgo: the pyramnids are a power plant
e_bloc: well this marriage took a turn
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Sergeant John Benton [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Trample, haste / Share Intelligence — Whenever Sergeant John Benton deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.
e_bloc: skipped the honeymoon phase
ArtDecoSunburn: Very pretty place. One of the oldest rivers in the world. No wonder you've got a prehistoric size fly. Probably untouched, from a holler where the Appalachians once looked like the Himalayas, millions of years ago.
fundabental: sign in blood is also a marriage card, right?
goombalax: draw 2 lose 4
e_bloc: !card bad deal
LRRbot: Bad Deal [4BB] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and each opponent discards two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Correct. Poorly named river, tho.
HadesLeprechaun: How much life would YOU lose to draw cards
e_bloc: the lesbian who stares at goats
goombalax: @HadesLeprechaun Bob players: 11 Per
Micalovits: Greatness at any cost
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @HadesLeprechaun I used to play sylvan library and necropotence in the same deck. Does that answer your question?
LRRbot: Edric, Spymaster of Trest [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.
LRRbot: The Second Doctor [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Time Lord Doctor [2/4] | Players have no maximum hand size. / How Civil of You — At the beginning of your end step, each player may draw a card. Each opponent who does can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn.
e_bloc:
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It's charming that the second oldest river in the world is the "New" River. That's how they get you with the giant flies. Enjoy the nature if you're going to the Gorge. Maybe the fly escaped from the bunker at the Greenbriar. Could be a Cold War fly spying on your family.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Anyone able to tell me what IP John Benton is from?
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Sequel George Clooney never got to make.
WiJohn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Dr Who
The_Color_Twelve: doctor who
fundabental: a second doctor trigger, or a second second doctor trigger?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty y'all
ArtDecoSunburn: @fundabental Doctor squared?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: My parents used to vacay at the greenbriat all the time. @artdecosunburn , where are you from?
Fruan: We're really in Avernus now.
Mr_Horrible: starting to think this gamestate has gotten a bit silly
LRRbot: Magus of the Vineyard [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.
e_bloc: are group hug and judge's tower just two sides of the same sadistic coin
fundabental: descenders be ‘
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I'm lived all. Spent a few years not far from those parts of West Virginia.
Strebenherz: @e_bloc yes
Natedogg2: Even *I* think that's a bad idea.
ArtDecoSunburn: All over, that is.
e_bloc: no one would make it past turn two
Micalovits: WE know
LRRbot: Scrapshooter [1GG] | Creature — Raccoon Archer [4/4] | Gift a card / Reach / When this creature enters, if the gift was promised, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
irikaj: Only instant and sorcery damage
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm a Pittsburgher on my way to Atlanta via Charlotte.
LoadingReadyRun:
can anyone find a clip of wheeler saying that before?
e_bloc: that reminds me of paul erdos' epitaph: "I have finally stopped getting stupider"
Mr_Horrible: "my foolishness knows 1 bound"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: But this really is God's country.
flatluigi: !card descent into avernus
LRRbot: Descent into Avernus [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I lived in Pittsburgh for five years, I lived in Lexington, VA, near WV for a few years, and I grew up in Alabama two hours outside of Atlanta. And I know Charlotte well. Enjoy your East Coast road trip.
e_bloc: just a beautifully designed card
fcloud: hell of a thing to do to your wife, kathleen
HadesLeprechaun: there should be a commander variant where everyone starts with a Descent into Avernus emblem in play
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Beautiful, and somewhat forgotten. Listen to Phil Ochs' "The Hills of West Virginia."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Birmingham? My sister we're visiting lived there for better part of a decade.
flatluigi: !card explosion of riches
LRRbot: Explosion of Riches [5R] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then each other player may draw a card. Whenever a card is drawn this way, Explosion of Riches deals 5 damage to target opponent chosen at random from among your opponents.
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Fruan: 1 in 4 chance of dying
LoadingReadyRun: Angel taking damage even though she didn't descend to Avernus. She's still in the lodge at the top
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn I have before and will again.
LRRbot: Explosion of Riches [5R] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then each other player may draw a card. Whenever a card is drawn this way, Explosion of Riches deals 5 damage to target opponent chosen at random from among your opponents.
Dog_of_Myth:
HadesLeprechaun: I'm not locked in here with you, you're all locked in here with me!
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Between Birmingham and Atlanta. Small town two hours from Birmingham, Atlanta, and Chattanooga. It's sole purpose was to be two hours from everywhere else and hold the map together.
e_bloc: most monarchs die as the monarch
The_Color_Twelve: must have been the wind
fcloud: for purposes of "if you have X opponents", is wheeler (being dead) an opponent?
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Just not always of natural causes.
e_bloc: nope
e_bloc: @fcloud dead people are no longer opponents
fcloud: ty @e_bloc
glitched_goddess: scrawling crawler is a hell of a drug
fundabental: life gain strong in this cube
e_bloc:
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I feel like I might maintain grudges from beyond the grave, if I'm able.
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I'm not a judge but I'll allow it
LRRbot: Tempt with Vengeance [XR] | Sorcery | Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.
Strebenherz: Oh no
RatherLargeToad: Vengence! Egg Rolls! Vengence!
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I'll take your blessing and begin the hauntings post haste.
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e_bloc: you wanna play 21? I got 22
Strebenherz: This cube is "I would like to make additional problems", love it
ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad Revenge is a dish best served before the main course?
The_Color_Twelve: squall shoot alex?
RatherLargeToad: Oops, no lands
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
BishopAres: i just logged in..who killed wheeler?
fundabental: avernus
LoadingReadyRun: Wheeler is at the Après-Avernus
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Like a pallette cleanser? A refreshing vengeance and meyer lemon sorbet?
ArtDecoSunburn: Since this is a "group hug" cube, does that mean as a player knocked out, Wheeler was hugged to death?
MegaDosX: I think that's how most people die tbh
Fruan: @BishopAres An arguement can be made that Wheeler killed himself with hubris.
HadesLeprechaun: Tempt with Vengeance, Shared Animosity, gg?
BishopAres: lol
Mr_Horrible: the game, as an action of righteous judgement
e_bloc:
DigitalSeahorse:
"Dead is better!" 
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth On a porcelain spoon.
glitched_goddess: if the descent has a gold boarder then you don’t have to take damage
LRRbot: Shadrix Silverquill [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [2/5] | Flying, double strike / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may choose two. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target player creates a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. / • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. / • Target player puts a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Fruan He hugged himself with hubris?
LoadingReadyRun: I bet Moogle pelts are worth lots of Gil in the Final Fantasy universe
e_bloc: is this group hug or just fucked up politics
Fruan: @e_bloc I don't think there's a difference
Pywodwagon: Moogles are PEOPLE
Dog_of_Myth: Dang Paul
flatluigi: please don't skin sentient talking creatures
dagoth__ur_: depends who you ask in FF
asthanius: they have government
e_bloc: can you skin a pikachu
DigitalSeahorse:
but they're so cute
RatherLargeToad: that moogle knows what it did
Micalovits: LLR has gone to woke, no skinning people?
Mr_Horrible: repping Dark Woke with my moogle-fur coat
Fruan: Woke 3.5 has the best splatbooks.
HadesLeprechaun: Ed Gein and Wheeler shaking hands
e_bloc: can we please hear both sides
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I wish Twitch had a friends feature. It could recommend channels based on how many of your friends follow. You could see who is online, and possibly what chats they are in. Am I off base?
e_bloc: are you going to let orphans die because they don't have moogle skin coats in winter
LRRbot: Baleful Mastery [3B] | Instant | You may pay {1}{B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / If the {1}{B} cost was paid, an opponent draws a card. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
DigitalSeahorse: LRR was always woke, everyone else just unskinned their eyes to it
Micalovits: Lets go!
Drum0_0:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DigitalSeahorse I can taste this comment.
RatherLargeToad: trigger trigger
LRRbot: Scriv, the Obligator [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Inkling Bird [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever Scriv enters or attacks, create a white Aura enchantment token named Contract attached to target creature an opponent controls. The token has enchant creature and "Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn if it's attacking one of your opponents. Otherwise, its controller loses 2 life."
DigitalSeahorse:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth 
HadesLeprechaun: @DigitalSeahorse can I unlike the term "unskinned"?
LRRbot: Hunted Lammasu [2WW] | Creature — Lammasu [5/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent creates a 4/4 black Horror creature token.
LoadingReadyRun:
what if you just shave the moogle. Harvest sustainably
e_bloc: great, lawyers, goats and money
Mr_Horrible: we love sunflower seeds, krmp krmp krmp
DigitalSeahorse:
@HadesLeprechaun 
sure
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @HadesLeprechaun Can I unread it?
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun don't google shaved moogle
e_bloc: how I was I to know, she was with the phyrexians too
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
HorusFive: He can make his own mistakes.. i mean choices
brainbosh: Better than looking up a carbuncle
LRRbot: Cruelclaw's Heist [BB] | Sorcery | Gift a card / Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. If the gift was promised, you may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
e_bloc: I mean one concussion is a start towards unseeing
InfiniTokens: So do hairless cats get hairballs? Or skinballs? (that sounds wrong...)
HadesLeprechaun: now don't google shaved moogle inflation
fcloud: using "cat" near "shaved" is dangerous territory
e_bloc: once AI shaves a moogle, we all lose our innocence
DigitalSeahorse: hairless cats can groom non-hairless pals so potentially yes
SquareDotCube: "tossing the mogskin"
LRRbot: Party Dude [G] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, each player creates a Food token. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card. / {4}{G}: Level 3 / Whenever one or more of your opponents are attacked, up to one target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
e_bloc: the shaved moogle expansion is the fall 2027 MTG set
HorusFive: "Shaved Moogle Content" Wheeler
ErynTzun: Disable AI in DDG for life
DigitalSeahorse: yup
Mr_Horrible: the drive-by truism
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wait, it is? Inflation and expansion are different? Don't tell me either way.
Mr_Horrible: love to use my phone instead of my fucking eyes
Mr_Horrible:
HadesLeprechaun: saying it "lied" implies intent, it was simply wrong, as it often is
InfiniTokens: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Depends: Is it a balloon?
Micalovits: Why think when you could have a rock do it for you?
e_bloc: nothing is the same anymore
DigitalSeahorse: compare flyers and take advantage of price matching
LoadingReadyRun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Inflation // Expansion was a power split card
InfiniTokens: @HadesLeprechaun It gets confused sometimes and mixes up details. Sometimes important ones.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @InfiniTokens Wait, I know ballon popping is a different one.
Micalovits: Wait, did alex just kill himself by mill from treasures?
fundabental: for a cosmologist inflation is the foreplay, expansion is the rest.
Mr_Horrible: "That stockperson isn't just wrong - they're actively lying to you, and they want to hoard the delicious mangos for themselves. Demand your extra mango - at gunpoint if necessary."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun This is unsavory.
DigitalSeahorse:
squall
LRRbot: Unexplained Absence [3W] | Instant | For each player, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller cloaks the top card of their library.
HadesLeprechaun: oooh my favorite mono-white removal spell for commander!
00gogo00: Ward 2, not 3
00gogo00: right
flatluigi: well it's still a creature
flatluigi: it's not Gone
HadesLeprechaun: weddingn't
flatluigi: yeah
e_bloc: didnt take long but valid
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @fundabental I had an astronomy prof who put together a 300 lvl cosmology for poets class. Most interest class I took as a religion major.
LoadingReadyRun: Wedding Ring and Party Dude are both unexpected absent. Seems sus
e_bloc: me when I find out I'm written out of the will
LRRbot: Exhume [1B] | Sorcery | Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.
e_bloc: wheeler is dead
DigitalSeahorse:
in loving memory
LRRbot: Red Death, Shipwrecker [UR] | Legendary Creature — Crab Mutant [1/3] | Alluring Eyes — {T}: Goad target creature an opponent controls. That player draws a card. You add {R}.
HadesLeprechaun: THE BOY
CAKHost: *Disco Big Foot onby hte chat* Hi everyone again :>
HadesLeprechaun: it's a great, funny quest in Fallout 4
HorusFive:
Big 
e_bloc:
Burzolog: That little fella is deadly in his own fashion.
CAKHost: Red Death standing- Ahhh! *Is Crabed*
Diabore: as cam once said, what a novel way to lose a game of magic
LRRbot: Balthor the Defiled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Dwarf [2/2] | Minion creatures get +1/+1. / {B}{B}{B}, Exile Balthor: Each player returns all black and all red creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: my goat
e_bloc:
DigitalSeahorse:
CAKHost: That card looks familar!
HadesLeprechaun: I've got the Wayne Reynolds secret lair version of this guy!
DigitalSeahorse:
HadesLeprechaun: I love him
niccus: if only there's enough material for a minions cube
ghizmou: @niccus wait until the next UB minions set
DigitalSeahorse:
CAKHost: Scale symbol...I think that's one of the Urza sets...?
HadesLeprechaun: @CAKHost judgement
zasiah: The really big guy is from my home town!
CAKHost: OH
LRRbot: Everybody Lives! [1W] | Instant | All creatures gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Players gain hexproof until end of turn. Players can't lose life this turn and players can't lose the game or win the game this turn.
HadesLeprechaun: YEAH
CAKHost: @HadesLeprechaun Okay yeah, I would definitely have seen that card at some point. Thanks for the clarification!
MWGNZ:
ghizmou:
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Strebenherz: PFFFFT
e_bloc: yes
stippledotter: !clip
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HadesLeprechaun: Doctor Who, saving the day
Burzolog: Live Wheeler reaction
e_bloc: this is the way
DigitalSeahorse:
Gooseblast:
dagoth__ur_: she sill gains life
Voidhawk42: You will gain life, lifelink triggers on damage
CAKHost: \o/
Natedogg2: I can't wait for Shahrazad on Angel's next turn.
Voidhawk42: damage just can't cause loss of life
fcloud: you can still gain life
HadesLeprechaun: we've got 20 minutes before it's the usual end time!
LRRbot: Nils, Discipline Enforcer [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, for each player, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature that player controls. / Each creature with one or more counters on it can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of counters on that creature.
fcloud: thats kinda nuts for one and a white
LRRbot: Parker Luck [2B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, two target players each reveal the top card of their library. They each lose life equal to the mana value of the card revealed by the other player. Then they each put the card they revealed into their hand.
flatluigi: !card everybody lives
LRRbot: Everybody Lives! [1W] | Instant | All creatures gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Players gain hexproof until end of turn. Players can't lose life this turn and players can't lose the game or win the game this turn.
loufghyslaufey: Who's "Everybody Lives!" was that anyway?
flatluigi: alex's
elcid_campeador: nils still goes off
ghizmou: angel can choose one creature with nils
HadesLeprechaun: @fcloud I think it's great and surprised I don't see it more in commander because Tefereri's Pro is so popular, but it did only have the one printing in the Dr Who commander decks which is probably why it's not seen that often
loufghyslaufey: So suddenly Steacy is "The Doctor" now!?
CAKHost: XD
CAKHost:
"Your a time lord?! Due I'm just a bear with Regenerate" 
DigitalSeahorse: squalls are confusig
DigitalSeahorse: ing*
HadesLeprechaun: Angels board appears to be encroaching on other boards
fcloud: www . yourethemonarchnowdog . com
CAKHost: Angel devouring Wheeler's space; yea hate to see it
LRRbot: Master of the Feast [1BB] | Enchantment Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.
Diabore: @CAKHost i mean if he aint using it anymore
LRRbot: Pharika, God of Affliction [1BG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to black and green is less than seven, Pharika isn't a creature. / {B}{G}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Its owner creates a 1/1 black and green Snake enchantment creature token with deathtouch.
CAKHost: That Daemon is "Oh Lord He Comming"
CAKHost: *Coming
CAKHost: @Diabore *Knods*
Strebenherz: anyone.. know what turn we're on this game?
CAKHost: Uh... -7? WAIT NO heck D:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Pywodwagon: finally someone tries to make the game go fast, no one has done that yet
HorusFive: @Pywodwagon Angel did try last turn at least
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: angel has sucessfully replicated the vibe of a 4 hour 4 person commander game
Mind2Waste: does kathleen need to give back the thing she stole with garland?
Mattmitchell45: !card Seizan
LRRbot: Seizan, Perverter of Truth [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Demon Spirit [6/5] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.
CAKHost: *gentle bagin on desk* Deck out, Deck out!!
Strebenherz:
200
CAKHost: D8
loufghyslaufey: !card matthias
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Balthor the Defiled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Dwarf [2/2] | Minion creatures get +1/+1. / {B}{B}{B}, Exile Balthor: Each player returns all black and all red creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Garland, Royal Kidnapper [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | When Garland enters, target opponent becomes the monarch. / Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, gain control of target creature that player controls for as long as they're the monarch. / Creatures you control but don't own get +2/+2 and can't be sacrificed.
CAKHost: But where's the crown overlay...?
KaleidoscopeMind: llama sue
LRRbot: Deadpool, Trading Card [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Mercenary Hero [5/3] | As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. / {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
LRRbot: Squall, Gunblade Duelist [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [3/2] | First strike / As Squall enters, choose a number. / Whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents, if any of those creatures have power or toughness equal to the chosen number, Squall deals damage equal to its power to defending player.
CAKHost: XD
Justinthomasmm: im sorry this is still going?????
DigitalSeahorse: another 2 life?
Gooseblast: Vroom vroom flunge
KaleidoscopeMind: arent we glad you started at 4pm moonbase time
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
CAKHost: Look at all of these Stalls!
marxmarksman: You're honouring the cube by taking the actions.
DigitalSeahorse: snoot snoot
CAKHost: THe heck? When did Sonic showed up?!
LRRbot: Cut a Deal [2W] | Sorcery | Each opponent draws a card, then you draw a card for each opponent who drew a card this way.
DigitechWire: wait i stepped away. how is this still going when there were 3 copies of descent into avernus??
Wolfii_TV: @DigitechWire there are no longer 3 copies of descent into avernus
Micalovits: Wasnt the mog goaded?
fundabental: it’s important to be the right dead
stippledotter: Kathleen has to be the right dead so Alex has the right math
glitched_goddess: !card mog
LRRbot: Found 68 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
flatluigi: thanks kathleen
LRRbot: Scrapshooter [1GG] | Creature — Raccoon Archer [4/4] | Gift a card / Reach / When this creature enters, if the gift was promised, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
stippledotter: @LRRbot Can't believe there are 69 cards with mog
loufghyslaufey: Chat poking at Alex: "C'mon, Man. Do something! You're The Doctor for this game's sake!"
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CAKHost: Wait, Kathleen died but Alex is back?!
CAKHost: Is Angel going to tag Wheeler in next?!
stippledotter: Wheeler has gone full Judge/Secretary
LRRbot: Jailbreak [1W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card in an opponent's graveyard to the battlefield under their control. When that permanent enters, return up to one target permanent card with equal or lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.
CAKHost: That Squalll? Totally over blown
BeefcakeEmperor: Alex knows ball, "... Whatever."
stippledotter: Didn't Squall get turned into a board? They stole his amulet, you know...
DigitechWire: they told me i was gifted but all i got was this lousy card
LRRbot: Wernog, Rider's Chaplain [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human [1/2] | When Wernog, Rider's Chaplain enters or leaves the battlefield, each opponent may investigate. Each opponent who doesn't loses 1 life. You investigate X times, where X is one plus the number of opponents who investigated this way. / Partner—Friends forever
HorusFive: Cowards
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Joined Researchers // Secret Rendezvous | Joined Researchers [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Wizard [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent has more cards in hand than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
CAKHost: The lack of Homo is a weakness
loufghyslaufey: What's a "homo" Bill, Wheeler?
flatluigi: for the people who have no idea why wheeler said that, the original art had the kid's head block out the EC in HOM[EC]O[MING]
CAKHost: (I feel I was going somewhere with that but it flew out of my brain's hands)
TruPhantomAngel: Hey Tappy and Olivia!
dagoth__ur_: wow i left like 10 min ago assuming it was over
CAKHost: @flatluigi I can read these words. Yet their overall meaning is lost on me D:
LRRbot: Erithizon [2GG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature of defending player's choice.
flatluigi: @CAKHost the banner in the art looked like it said 'homo'
CAKHost: @flatluigi AH!
CAKHost: XD
dagoth__ur_: remember when wheeler tried to speed up the game with giving everyone decent
CAKHost: pointy beasty
LRRbot: Forcemage Advocate [1G] | Creature — Centaur Shaman [2/1] | {T}: Return target card from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
CAKHost: Huh
loufghyslaufey: Come on, Alex! You can't just cast "Everybody Lives!" & expect to NOT Live in the end...!! (don't you musically quote Linkin Park on that chat!)
Juliamon: that centaur's got the smallest ass
loufghyslaufey: @Juliamon That's what disappoints you? lmao
CAKHost: SHhh don bring it up! He's sensitive!
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what? I don't get it
dagoth__ur_: LETSGO
shendaras:
Dog_of_Myth:
dagoth__ur_: what a game
CAKHost: Yaaaay~ XD
loufghyslaufey: @CAKHost What is Juliamon supposedly sensitive over?
dagoth__ur_: magic the gathering everyone
stippledotter: Magic the Groupening
CAKHost: @loufghyslaufey *Side eyes* :[
varmintx0: I was going to go to bed 40 minutes ago...what happeend?
Xavorin: Angel's cube building is sick (positive)!
Juliamon: !deck
DigitalSeahorse:
it was a cozy hug 
loufghyslaufey: Alex Steacy: the next regeneration of "Western Coast Doctor"...??
CAKHost: Thankie for the streamie! o7
DigitalSeahorse: remember the store!
CAKHost: eepy Wheeler
dagoth__ur_: this cube is basically market manipulation on bad cards
DigitalSeahorse: haha
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: 22
loufghyslaufey: I don't pucking know what they named that Crapshot parodizing Doctor Who?
NotCainNorAbel: I got both he he ha ha and kingdom of cards in my last order
dagoth__ur_: lol
Mr_Horrible: oh that *is* soon
calculated_uncertainties: @loufghyslaufey west county doctor!
CAKHost: XD
Fruan: I sleave my Mood Swings cube with Dragonshields (This is not a bit)
shendaras:
glitched_goddess: dragon shield just released the ravnica guild series
CAKHost: Throwing Serge in front of the bus. It's more likely than you think!
Dog_of_Myth:
dagoth__ur_: snaps fingers
KaleidoscopeMind: same!
Mattmitchell45: Therenwas some gooood Magic last subathon
stippledotter: Fund Kathleen's Eczema!
phoenixfeather14:
Thanks for the stream! Have a good night!
niccus: it hides for several decades and then gets you
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
calculated_uncertainties: you can also get shingles if you were vaccinated against chicken pox, but it's less likely
CAKHost: Byaae!
HadesLeprechaun: I had Shingles as a teenager! It sucked and the doctors were confused why I wasn't like 40yo
loufghyslaufey: Wiser- pffft, nope. Nuh uh. Couldn't be me. Not with a straight face...
shendaras:
Dog_of_Myth: BOOK
loufghyslaufey: Live, Wheeler!? What's the quality of kife with NO SKIN!?
DigitalSeahorse: imagine Homestar but it's waifus
loufghyslaufey: *life, gawd
calculated_uncertainties: waifu's inferno?
DigitalSeahorse: Imagine waifus but it's golf
DigitalSeahorse: all the way from doxing the intern
CAKHost: \o/
loufghyslaufey: Ray?
ContingentCat: I think God already wants nothing to do with us
loufghyslaufey: FK?
ContingentCat: Jordynne
LibraryWitchKei: Loved the EX era
Dog_of_Myth:
loufghyslaufey: Are they lurking this chat right now?
Mattmitchell45: Sometimes Shadow has human hands
loufghyslaufey: Well, yikes?
Mattmitchell45: These are SUPERB
HadesLeprechaun: The newest Hobbit game on the market!
Fruan: Did a Took write that title?
CAKHost: Silent Hill: Shadow's Bizarre Road Trip
HadesLeprechaun: the one everyone is talking about
calculated_uncertainties: Shadow's human hands make me feel like it's the worst iteration: a mime
CAKHost: and something to do with finding his wife(?)
Pywodwagon: yea he'd play the Bridge of Khazaddum
DigitalSeahorse:
Mattmitchell45: "What do your elven eyes ricchi?"
KaleidoscopeMind: the p in ptic is silent, like pterodactyl
Pywodwagon: angel HATES nash
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Dog_of_Myth:
CAKHost: o/
DigitalSeahorse:
hugs for you too
CAKHost:
loufghyslaufey: How come this group didn't hug irl?
loufghyslaufey: Go hug Paul, you guys
CAKHost: Because Serge used them all up during round 1
Juliamon: they could be hugging right now, you don't know
Juliamon: secret hugcast
CAKHost: ^
KaleidoscopeMind: dont need to monetize your hugs
loufghyslaufey: Don't you think Saunders is overdue for one by a Livestream Roster?
Juliamon: He doesn't have to get a hug if he doesn't want to.
DigitalSeahorse: consenting hugs only
CAKHost: Good night everyone
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