Juliamon: like yeah, we don't *see* Paul, but he's still *there*
accountmadeforants: Narrated by Paul, as the Voice of Paul
SnackPak_: and featuring Paul as the voice of Paul
Juliamon: I want there to be a stream where it's actually someone else filling in as "the voice of Paul"
accountmadeforants: Like Pols Voice, from Zelda.
margieargie: Fortunately they'd never do this, but part of my brain went to "AI-trained Paul voice"
I_Am_Clockwork: Sub in Paul's brother for one evening
xantos69: Are we going to do a quest?
e_bloc: there are people who believe paul died quite some time ago
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We are heading into the Dungeons tonight, right?
RockPusher: Omnipresent and omniPaulant
e_bloc: I think we're most likely going to bumble around for a while before getting our latest companion killed and then use our overpowered sword to disintegrate the monster of the week
Juliamon: We'll probably spend like, 15 minutes in a dungeon at some point
e_bloc: @Juliamon maybe this one will have a real maze!
Nigouki: Dungeon!?
Nigouki: aww yissss
Nigouki: love a good dungeon
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Juliamon True, we never spend much time in whatever the namesake is for each book
e_bloc: I dont think we spent any time in the cauldron
accountmadeforants: Maybe there'll be some smelly towns and terrible birds, too
Strebenherz: !next
Manae: !next
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Manae:
Strebenherz: gotcha
Isaac3567: I know its a big ask but I hope we can be greedy and get a second book this month during the subathon
Juliamon: if we're really lucky, we might get a RIDDLE
e_bloc:
3333 the magna kai discipline of entertainment
Strebenherz: seconded i would enjoy that @Isaac3567 . these are a fun watch/listen
margieargie: @Nigouki I love dungeons, but I honeslty have mixed feelings about Torgars, had a bad experience back in college
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e_bloc: actually you're right Juliamon, another riddle would be hitting the lottery
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Adam should finish out Magnakai by the end of the year and then onto Grand Master
Isaac3567: The books are my most rewatched playlist, after NaDtD and Roadquest
accountmadeforants: I'm sure we'll find a use for the FIresphere again
Juliamon: I wouldn't want a Lone Wolf during the subathon, but maybe something lighter like the Chuck Tingle CYOA
e_bloc: can we just do faerie mound again
r10pez10: tingle does CYOA?
Nigouki: i hope Camp Nettlebee comes back to Dice Friends some day
Strebenherz: omg chuck tingle does CYOA?
SnackPak_: is Tingle's CYOA vaguely erotic?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @accountmadeforants I did a quick check to see how often the firesphere is mentioned in the text for this book. I will not say how many times
accountmadeforants: @e_bloc The more time passes, the more I appreciate how utterly *strange* faerie mound was.
Isaac3567: As long as it isnt anything like that sci-fi murder mystery one
e_bloc: @accountmadeforants it ages, like a bad wine
LoadingReadyRun: Wait,do we know what Tingle from Zelda's first name is? Maybe he is Charles Tingle
UnknownFriday: @e_bloc That's called vinegar.
accountmadeforants: @e_bloc Actually, thinking on it, was Faerie Mound the one with the illusory robot gorilla, or was that Gnomes 100 Dragons 0?
Juliamon: Chuck Tingle's books are "Select Your Own Timeline Adventures"
e_bloc: wow I forgot all about Gnomes 100
Juliamon: if you want to look them up
TehAmelie: me, i've been curious about Ryan North's Romeo and/or Juliet
ContingentCat: !next
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Juliamon: I assume we're fighting with OBS again
TehAmelie: maybe not this show's style precisely
e_bloc: Adam is only halfway done with his vocal warmups
r10pez10: (Obfuscated Branching deciSions)
RockPusher: Paul going all Amok Time on OBS
accountmadeforants: My bad they're waiting for me to finish my chores, I'll be done soon
Seneschal_JWS: Tingle did several VYOA. One of them is about pro wrestling. I hope Adam will do it someday.
Seneschal_JWS: *CYOA
e_bloc: @Seneschal_JWS I believe I need this in my life
Mai_Andra:
@e_bloc 
♫ trooo~lololo~ ♫
e_bloc: I can't read CYOA without thinking of my old accounting manager who would always have a CYA folder--cover your ass
Seneschal_JWS: Choose Your Own Ass is a whole different series of books.
TehAmelie: Chuck Tingle really writes books too fast for me to hope to read them. what a treasure
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Seneschal_JWS That is the one that plastic surgeon keeps in their office
Juliamon:
Juliamon: and I'm pretty sure LRR got at least one of them in a Mailbag
Seneschal_JWS: I am thinking of sending in a copy of House of Hell in the hopes it'll get done for Halloween at some point.
e_bloc: in retrospect, people choosing to travel with and eventually die with someone nicknamed 'lone wolf' seems like poor decision-making on their part
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Seneschal_JWS: (It's one of the OG FIghting Fantasy, pretty dark horror, not fantasy)
Seneschal_JWS: (And full of the kind of absolute bullshit Adam loves, like "you have been poisoned and die because you selected the cheese course instead of the cake")
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TehAmelie: let's roll a dice!
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ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, I need this... Been stuck in a hospital for a few days. Maybe a few days more. May only be able to count to 19 when I get out.
tdapenguin: @ShaneLeeAtk best wishes for you @ShaneLeeAtk
ArtDecoSunburn: @ShaneLeeAtk Very sorry to hear that. May you heal quickly.
seanalpurvis:
Good evening from the Desert of the Real 
I hope everyone is having a good day
ArdCollider: oh hell yeah, I usually miss this
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jessicaengle: NO WAY! Hi everybody. So excited
Sarah_Serinde: Hello chat, are we ready for some nonsense?
jessicaengle: Awooooo
seanalpurvis: We can never have enough nonsense
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: No, just very serious CYOA play.
seanalpurvis: AWOOOOOOOOOOO
ArtDecoSunburn: @ShaneLeeAtk As someone who spent two months in the hospital last summer, was confined to bed for three more months at home, and had to relearn to walk, there can be a positive light at the end of the tunnel. Warm wishes for you.
Seneschal_JWS: Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
Nigouki: that pic, Beej is frantically looking for the CYAO file amongst all this yuri fanfics
jessicaengle:
accountmadeforants:
Alright done with my chores, right on time 
Strebenherz: @ShaneLeeAtk hey. best wishes. you got this aight?
margieargie: @Nigouki Now I want a series of yuri CYOAs...
Seneschal_JWS: BRB writing a CYOA yuri fanfic
jessicaengle:
@accountmadeforants 
seanalpurvis: Howl ye! The game is at hand
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde Nonsense‽ Here‽
jessicaengle: !quote
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Choose Yuri's Own Adventures?
Sarah_Serinde:
@Nigouki I also thought "Beej is writing fanfic and Adam is judging" 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @margieargie It probably exists somewhere
jessicaengle:
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Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher I know it's a long shot but I think it's gonna happen
e_bloc: the number of things Beej could mention that Adam probably knows nothing about astounds the mind
Isaac3567: @ArtDecoSunburn A few years ago I had to spend 3 months in the hospital in isolation so I know the feeling of being stuck there well. I wish you all the best and a speedy discharge my friend
SnackPak_: Im awake!
TehAmelie: hiya!
jessicaengle:
e_bloc: and a brick of cocaine
ArtDecoSunburn: I'd like to see LRR play a d100 based game and only roll a giant hundred-sided die.
jessicaengle: Beej "Nerves of Steel" Deery
Seneschal_JWS: Adam acquired all of the dark knowledge back during roadquest.
mckblitz: hell yeah
Seneschal_JWS: This subseries ends at 12.
Sarah_Serinde:
We're gonna be here a while
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: almost done!
Seneschal_JWS: Then 13-20
SnackPak_: welcome to the next 5 years of your life
seanalpurvis: It's a lot
johnnylongtorso: don't forget, you're here forever
Strebenherz: imagine doing a hardcore run and dying on book 31
e_bloc: and isn't 32 only part 1
ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks, everyone. This is such an incredible community. Love you all
accountmadeforants: Classic
jessicaengle: Oh, standard naming conventions.
Krillin_fan: say the line Bart!
ArdCollider: that would totally result in at least three-pad sprintf notation at work
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Jturbobanana:
jessicaengle: Chuck. That. Money!
e_bloc: you know LRR hasn't had a subathon in a while
jessicaengle:
Seneschal_JWS: And this is counting subseries like Grey Star and Autumn Snow, or the Bonus Adventures. Basically Adam has a job for life. Or is chained to the Wheel, depending on your perspective.
TehAmelie: watch Adam invent fiat currency
johnnylongtorso: Adam has cracked American monetary policy
shendaras:
Sarah_Serinde:
Always look out for yourself first, chat
jessicaengle:
e_bloc: yeah the U.S. does it, but yoooooooou didnt want to be the 51st state
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Seneschal_JWS Then he can do the Mad Max style one
TehAmelie: obviously you need a laser printer
seanalpurvis: Grayscale money.
e_bloc: and pennies
accountmadeforants: Though fwiw Windows Explorer (and I assume Finder) no longer needs leading zeroes for ordering anymore
Nigouki: surely at this point some kind of metallic currency would be valid
BusTed: GreyFace
seanalpurvis: I literally miss pennies, yall
GhostValv:
DeM0nFiRe:
= Grey Face (no space)
Scy_Anide: Grey Space No Face
RassilonDND: Soon we will be cutting the edges off pokemon cards for currency
chaos5896: GreyFace
BusTed: just as whimsical
DeM0nFiRe:
Also the universal sign for clapping was //
jessicaengle:
e_bloc: just a funny jape
accountmadeforants: Holy hell I haven't thought of Grey Face no space in agaes
public_key_reveal_party:
Please let this clip age well 
rosesmcgee: Glass of warm milk
RockPusher: They burst in an feed you french fries
jessicaengle: @RockPusher True story.
Seneschal_JWS: Give us a location code for the building, we'll order donuts to your location and write a driver reques to threaten you.
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mckblitz: "somebody" stole
jessicaengle: A metal one I'm sure.
LoadingReadyRun: Adult TrapperKeeper
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dang
ContingentCat: That's very beej
seanalpurvis: Pee Chee in Green
jessicaengle: yoink
margieargie: Perfect for you Cleric I guess
ghizmou: forced to rp healers
jessicaengle: Steal everything not nailed down.
jessicaengle: It'll come in.
Brozard: it's true
TehAmelie: now i've thought of a use for my Cloverfield steel DVD case
iris_of_ether: Absolutely correct
FlannelShirtEnthusiast: Clerics rule
SquareDotCube: bonk stick AND healing!
RealGamerCow: I always play clerics
Brozard: God's perfect soldier
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cleric or Druid with the healing spells
ArdCollider: it's true, I used to play clerics of completely weird deities just to see what happened (Deneir was popular)
TehAmelie: (do you know how hard it is to get a DVD out of a case that doesn't bend?)
FlannelShirtEnthusiast: My favourite character I ever played was a cleric
accountmadeforants:
I wish I still had a first aid kit with latches, now it's just a small open box 
public_key_reveal_party: Gigglemancy lives
LoadingReadyRun: "forced"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArdCollider Some of the clerics end up not being healers
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie (yikes!)
johnnylongtorso: ACAB
public_key_reveal_party: I have played bg3
ArtDecoSunburn: Adam might think again after seeing the cleric Cori and Cam are playing this week in "Talking Simulator."
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e_bloc:
SquareDotCube: and not a necromancer! Mostly
chaos5896: @johnnylongtorso All Clerics Are Bisexual
RockPusher: Including the beard?
kragmabutch: I feel you Adam
kragmabutch: for slightly different reasons but mood
YFiddler:
RealGamerCow: Adam wants to be a Harkonnen
ghizmou: I shaved yesterday and I have so many regrets today
iris_of_ether:
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are so many clips right in this
e_bloc: you heard him chat, make him a weird bald baby
seanalpurvis: Who wears short shorts/
ghizmou: you have to let it act for 10 minutes
ArtDecoSunburn: My friends think I'm weird because I prefer classless RPGs. I think they're rigid and pre-determinist.
Scy_Anide: Not having eyelashes is awful. Eyebrows also keeps sweat our of your eyes.
sporkraptor: no, it stings and burns
seanalpurvis: That stuff BURRRRRNS
sporkraptor: and it smells weird
Juliamon: You may not feel it, but you will *smell* it
Strebenherz: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
SquareDotCube: or how about shampoo that does the opposite and now you look like a Wookiee
ContingentCat: It doesn't work like that, and you'd notice the smell
seanalpurvis: I'll stick with a razor, thanks
margieargie: Now, iocaine powder on the other hand...
lochnessseammonster:
hello gamers 
ghizmou: you should be more afraid of someone putting saran wrap on the under the lid
RockPusher:
jessicaengle: Hmm.
ArdCollider: I had to legit give a friend a comic about how to dispose of a rat in your toilet this week.
lochnessseammonster:
yay story time 
SquareDotCube: Toad from Mario
WiJohn: Gummin' the nards
Strebenherz: beej
Seneschal_JWS: Toad with a knife. Looks like a tonberry.
public_key_reveal_party: True
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: true
Vandristine: some toads do i think
Morrigan9: for ice cream?
sporkraptor: teeny
accountmadeforants: My family basically doesn't go bald, but my grandfather got a buzzcut when he was in the army and that was a revelation to him. He stuck with that from his 20s till he died because he really did not want to deal with hair.
e_bloc: toads with dentures
I_Am_Clockwork:
1000 Toilet Toad was my Nirvana cover band back in highschool
Strebenherz: beej can you not give me new pooping phobias
chaos5896: I thought Beej meant Toad from Super Mario XD
SnackPak_: I'll miss Beej
BusTed: clearly
public_key_reveal_party: Is drown the toad a euphemism?
seanalpurvis: This toad is not your friend
Strebenherz: @chaos5896 okay that mental image bussing sent me
SquareDotCube: pants down too probably
itsr67: whaddup
RassilonDND: So now im saran wrapping my toilet every night to prevent toads, squirrels, and snakes
lochnessseammonster:
wild start to dice friends as usual 
RockPusher: Not unless you lick them
ArdCollider: if the rat's alive you throw dish soap down the toilet and flush it with the lid down.
Vandristine: Cane Toad skin
Strebenherz: beej screams, mushroom kingdom screams
e_bloc: can bats get in your toilets
ArdCollider: and the theory is that it'll just slide back down.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ya, but that's fresh water
TehAmelie: you'd always know if Toad was in your toilet thanks to the squeak when he sees you
Seneschal_JWS: If you want to check the toilet for toads, Turn To 45 If you wish to start shaving, Turn To 190 If you have the Kai Discipline of Sixth Sense, turn to 33
Thefluffiestguineapig: There were a couple Feed Dump stories about things in toilets, all of them were from Florida or other warm weather states
betweenmyself:
does a toad with your balls in it’s mouth react to be slowly boiled alive? 
RockPusher: The Fresh Toilet Water
Travilogue: Apparently, it was a thing in the time of outhouses that spiders would make webs under the whole where certain dangly bits would activate the spider to come out and bite.
e_bloc: do you have a saltwater toilet
itsr67: hm
BusTed: what about a gila monster
public_key_reveal_party: Poisonous vs venemous
rosesmcgee: Someone replaced my toilet paper roll with a toad
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat: Poisonous not venomous
ArdCollider: (Seattle had a toilet rat thing during some flooding in 2023 and 2025.)
e_bloc: at least you can easily pee on your own balls if its a jellyfish
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS if you'd like to be judgy about this new town, Turn To78
accountmadeforants: @Travilogue ...WHAT
Travilogue: (oof, really messed up some of the grammar there)
WiJohn: Scrotal toad attack emergency kit
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: in case of toad in the toilet latching onto scrotum:...
MrSarkhan:
This stream went off the rails real fast 
Seneschal_JWS: The worst is when you put the shampoo on your head and someone has replaced the contents of the bottle with a load of toads.
Krillin_fan: well that sure was a tangent
paulthemapguy: Wow I got here just in time for Beej and Adam's Ball-Chomping Toads Power Hour
jessicaengle: Oh thank God a book.
FlannelShirtEnthusiast: Starting strong tonight
Travilogue: @accountmadeforants specifically black widows
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know there is an issue with toilet pythons in Florida
SnackPak_: oh yeah, book
TehAmelie: it's 2026, anyone can be an old lady
RockPusher:
Oh, right, we're here to read a book
Thefluffiestguineapig: but there is just an issue with pythons in Florida
TheAinMAP: Package?
RassilonDND: So basically a "break glass in case of toilet varmit"
Seneschal_JWS: "Toilet Python" was Beej's nickname in college.
accountmadeforants: @Travilogue WHAT
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
MrSarkhan:
accountmadeforants: And the voice of Paul
jessicaengle: Paul is very powerful, be careful
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We all determined that Paul is a character and not a real person
e_bloc:
I_Am_Clockwork: last but very much not least
chaos5896: The best for last
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Travilogue: @accountmadeforants this is all vaguely remembered from something I heard a few years ago, so grains of salt and all that
Spades_Slicc: Penultimate?
ghizmou: it was the only way to get rid of the fire sword
TehAmelie: love wolves do tend to not live long
e_bloc: rip lone wolf, viva la loner wolf
shendaras:
tdapenguin: @Spades_Slicc the one before the last one
SnackPak_: thanks for the books
jessicaengle:
accountmadeforants: @Travilogue Yeah tbh I figure if that was a common occurrence that area would've given up on outhouses altogether, but I can absolutely believe it happened at least once
Seneschal_JWS: Lone Wolf is still alive, he's busy running the place. In the final books you get your choice of playing either Lone WOlf or the new person.
accountmadeforants: @Seneschal_JWS Damn had to come out of retirement for one last job, eh?
Seneschal_JWS: Son of the original author, plus Vincent, who was one of Joe's main collaborators on RPGs, bonus material, etc.
lochnessseammonster:
ContingentCat: Tends to mean it's meant for older kids
LoadingReadyRun: @Seneschal_JWS neat!
jessicaengle: @ContingentCat Are we older kids?
kilgaen: thank you
Krillin_fan: thank you!
shendaras: Thank you
tdapenguin: thank you !
Strebenherz: thank you
korvys: Thank you
Dog_of_Myth: Thank you
FlannelShirtEnthusiast: thank you
iarethel0ser: Thank you!
MrSarkhan: Thank you!
lochnessseammonster: @jessicaengle we're babies
toddbepraised: thank you
DeM0nFiRe: Thank you
TheAinMAP: Thank you.
ghyllnox: Thank you
squire_muggins: Thank you
KWardJenx: Thank you
accountmadeforants: Thank you
seanalpurvis: thank you
e_bloc: thank you!
UnknownFriday: Thank you!
jessicaengle: Thank you falettenme be mice elf
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @jessicaengle We are huge babies
lochnessseammonster:
thank you
hieroglyphica: Thank youuuuu
ContingentCat: Thank you
KWardJenx:
250 many thanks
jessicaengle: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters That sound about right
jessicaengle: Thank you!
e_bloc: book 32: the wizard you skipped from that first book finally came back to kill you
ghizmou: you finally find a use for the ring you kept from book 1
accountmadeforants: FIresphere is our one true love
TehAmelie: they say any story is a tragedy if you keep going long enough
Nigouki: Mecha anime has had a gag since the 70s where the next episode title is "[Main Character] Dies!"
e_bloc: rosebud (the name of the sword)
iarethel0ser: Choose your own adventure in the retirement home.
ArtDecoSunburn: Maybe it's like "Curtain," the last Poirot novel.
ArtDecoSunburn: An elegy.
accountmadeforants: We're just waiting the whole book for the young kid we sent out on an adventure to defeat the big bad
lochnessseammonster: it explodes
lochnessseammonster: you burn the place down
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I got my water
Bruceski: @Nigouki Next week: the return of Optimus Prime
e_bloc: at 80 you get the magna kai discipline of not giving a shit
Shurtal: "Your coworkers Fridge you. No one is sad."
Seneschal_JWS: SO this book has a couple of fairly different paths. It'll be interesting to see where Adam goes.
Seneschal_JWS: Will he win a batle?
TehAmelie: new idea: microwaves for public spaces that turn fish poisonous
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kilgaen: "we did a lot of riding around" is every book
Seneschal_JWS: Will he acquire a whip in a book about dungeons (oo-er)?
Seneschal_JWS: WIL HE MEET THE DOG?
Seneschal_JWS: 9THere is a dog)
Seneschal_JWS: (it may not be a good dog)
accountmadeforants: Oh right the bazooka!
lochnessseammonster:
i think i missed the last one
kilgaen: oh yeah, the crystal bazooka lizards!
BusTed:
SnackPak_: *claps*
xantos69: Exactly how it happened.
e_bloc: standing ovation
YFiddler: oh yeah...
ArtDecoSunburn: That's the one where we were screwed however the senate voted, right?
e_bloc: I remember that last bit
kilgaen: Beej got all the essentials
Pharmacistjudge: this sounds like a fever dream
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ArtDecoSunburn That was like 2 books ago
tdapenguin: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters really? i thought that was last book?
seanalpurvis: Thank you for recgonizing humans
lochnessseammonster:
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Ahh. I that that was the prelude to the lizard egg delve, but same book.
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shendaras: I think it was the last book. They had that judge that we actually knew who was executing people daily or whatever. Then they went to the senate or whatever. Then they met the crime boss and went down and then they met the lizard folk?
ArtDecoSunburn: @shendaras Right. That's what I remember.
e_bloc: history is written by the people who piss on people
jessicaengle: Jeff Wolf
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ah right
goombalax: ah sweet we're just starting
Seneschal_JWS: Recursive Lone Wolf, Adam has to go through every preceding book at the start of the stream before doing the new one. Book 20 will be an entire Desert Bus week.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Explains why George III lost the historical record. His urine was purple and icky. Hence American independence.
TehAmelie: i saw a post on how much homework you need to do for Avengers Doomsday and like, i wasn't planning on watching it, but still
rosesmcgee: The ring is bupkis, I got in a cracker jack box
Pharmacistjudge: lorestone are just big gall stones
kilgaen: The magic was inside you all along, in your magic spewing organ
Morrigan9: lore stones, demon king....
Khalahd: I have no wish to pass any lore stones
tdapenguin: @goombalax check out the vod for the opening convos if you want some gold-level nonsense! (also lrr got sent the rest of the books by folks in chat)
7gorobei: passing a lore stone must be way worse than kidney stones
accountmadeforants:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS It'll be like King's "Tower" series, and fold back on itself. Lone Wolf has to fight himself from earlier books.
Seneschal_JWS: Book 19 actually does have an EVIL CLONE
NightValien28: what up team
jessicaengle:
kilgaen: the magi edging for centuries
seanalpurvis: awooooooooo
ArdCollider: one was named EICAR, which means "test file"
ArtDecoSunburn: @7gorobei As someone who has had kidney stones, I am convinced they are the source of the myth of Prometheus having his organs shredded by eagles nightly. That's what it feels like.
Omnipotrevor: Isn't that a disney song?
Seneschal_JWS: Sun Eagle suffered many wounds on his quests, but none were as painful as when he finally passed the Lore Stones.
RoastedGravy: JASON MOMOA??
TehAmelie: imagine someone going like "hi I'm Eagle, son of the Sun"
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn that makes a lot of sense, neat! (um, except for the pain)
RoastedGravy: Sorry, I heard Momoa.
margieargie: Tuition? Oh, no, you have magic student loans now
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS "Hello, I am Myron. Urologost to Lone Wolf. Now let's get that Lore Stone out."
TehAmelie: Cloe Asia
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Totally a friend, and not someone we abandoned
Seneschal_JWS: Aided BEGRUDGINGLY because HE KNOWS you left him to die in Book 1.
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Supposedly it's the closest someone born male can come to experiencing the pain of childbirth.
fcloud: Chloe Asia is a distant cousin to the Kardashians
Seneschal_JWS: HE KNOWS
kilgaen: hey, remember when unsuccessfully you left Banedon to die in bk1
TehAmelie: my mom told me a root canal was worse than giving birth. . .
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This sounds like the exact same story that Beej told.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters We love abandoning friends almost as much as we love insulting cities we pass through.
fcloud:
he did WHAT! 
that's so gnaag
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Definitely sounds painful.
jessicaengle: Nouns!
ContingentCat: I keep hearing West Gate like Westgate the hotel
RoastedGravy: Man, this new Star Wars movie is nuts
BusTed: Good property value at the Hellswamp
e_bloc: I'm going to need the complete map of this place
noSmokeFire: I've been reading a fantasy anthology for book club and LET ME TELL YOU I am DONE with names
margieargie: This would make a great Unskippable
accountmadeforants: Miyazaki's on the edge of his seat.
goombalax: the opening music just loops
RebekahWSD: @TehAmelie I've had a root canal but not given birth. But a root canal I can have xanac and nocavaine on?
Seneschal_JWS: "Hellswamp is just a name. It's actually a marsh."
LoadingReadyRun: Don't worry, it isn't really a swamp. more of a marsh
fcloud: everybody talks crap about the Hellswamp, but you know what? in winter its actually quite tolerable
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @e_bloc There should be maps out there since they had an RPG and even lore books
LoadingReadyRun:
@Seneschal_JWS 
jessicaengle: Same braincell!
ArtDecoSunburn: Reminds me of the opening to David Lynch's "Dune," where Virginia Madson has to explain the universe. At the original film showings, there were glossary hand outs for filmgoers.
TehAmelie: a movie can get away with up to 2 minutes of frontloaded exposition, according to one director. but that's a hard limit
jessicaengle:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS There's a real marsh in Virginia the colonial settlers named "The Great Dismal Swamp." Very flavorful.
kilgaen: George Lucas furiously crossing out entire paragraphs in the opening scrawl
fcloud: the more movies i see and books i read, the more impressed i am when they can convey the world, introduce the characters, and get the plot rolling all at once
johnnylongtorso: okay, good stream, see you next time for the actual book
lochnessseammonster: good question
e_bloc: they didnt believe in every other kai in the monastary I guess
kilgaen: to be fair, YOUR Lone Wolf has been pulling out guns left and right
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't you have the sword that is also a gun?
accountmadeforants: It's several hours of guilt-tripping you into going on another life-threatening adventure
RoastedGravy: Thoughts and prayers
Seneschal_JWS: My secret has been revealed. I am actually Naar's evil clone of Paul., "Paul's Bane". (trust me, this'll be funny come Book 19)
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie The TV cut of 1980s "Dune" has a ten-minute animated intro explaining all the rival planets. No Virginia Madsen, though.
betweenmyself:
why stop at seven? 
RoastedGravy:
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
betweenmyself: I’m a coward; I require ALL the prayers
RoastedGravy: "...mechanical effect?"
jessicaengle: Depends heavily on who you're praying to.
ArtDecoSunburn: Go Nexus.
fcloud: archmages: we will pray all day and night. we will pray without eating or sleeping. our devotion knows no limits. however, we actually can't come with you on your adventure, sorry about that, we have an appointment.
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RassilonDND: The kai discipline of nexus? Also twitch vote?
Pharmacistjudge: not having Nexus seemed to limit your options
kilgaen: if I recall, you should have one skill left out at the end of the series.
RoastedGravy: No roguelike runs here
jessicaengle: I miss the combat a little, but the goofy freestyle combat is fun too
Dog_of_Myth: As is tradition
e_bloc: I choose the kai discipline of wild wasteland
RassilonDND: @pharmacistjudge I know right? You cant even build a gateway orcybernetics core
Seneschal_JWS: I've Rogue-liked the whole series, as have several other folk, but we were all nerds who had played all the books before so were not so at risk of opening a wrong door and auto-dying.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: buries the lead a bit there
WiJohn: That's telekinesis Kyle
SquareDotCube: become a jedi
margieargie: Try not, do or do not, there is no try
ArtDecoSunburn: @RassilonDND I'd like to see Lone Wolf attempt a grid run. Also everything is red and blue neon.
Seneschal_JWS: Yean Nexus is actuallyMagnakai version of "Mind Over Matter"
fcloud: you're less uncomfortable when the thermostat is set wrong. also, you're master yoda
xantos69: He is terribly Mysterious... also he can split guns in half with his mind.
Seneschal_JWS: (MoM was the telekinesis from 1-5)
FlameFighterSRG: Woooo Finally catching a Lone Wolf Stream live!
betweenmyself:
not having to wear a sweater when it gets cold is a super power in it’s own right 
SquareDotCube: but now we can ooo-eee-ooo
e_bloc: reading books would be so good
Pharmacistjudge: a very minor telekineis is powerful because you can just open doors from the opposite side
kilgaen: move the paper from the bottom of the pile
RassilonDND: You are not affected by hot or cold. You can also bend bullets with your mind
e_bloc: "would"
tdapenguin: @FlameFighterSRG yay!
Strebenherz: pfffffffft
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants:
RassilonDND: Kinda burying the lead there
ArtDecoSunburn: @betweenmyself It's true. Wearing a sweater did in Jimmy Carter professionally.
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Seneschal_JWS: @xantos69 "When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head of your foes with a balanced attack!" - Lord Rimoah
DoodlestheGreat: "This mentalist blows!" :tf:
Pharmacistjudge: that's penn and teller's act
letsbelgo: lots of youtube videos on magic. Some of them are super easy to do
jhmv: bending spoons by rubbing the neck
RoastedGravy: Magic is real. It's a card game by Richard Garfield.
Bruceski: I got to see a lecture by James Randi once
JohneyS: The masked magician really blew the whole thing wide open in the 90s.
e_bloc: yeah, but it's nice when it's people who are being shits about it
ArtDecoSunburn: Best magician patter to watch is Ricky Jay. Watch his "52 Assistants" special.
TehAmelie: when you see the matrix, you realize there is no book, and you're turning yourself
Seneschal_JWS: You can split the difference with people like Randi, Banacek, Penn and Teller debunking psychic frauds. It's great entertainment
e_bloc: like mentalists who take advantage of grieving people
Krillin_fan: have you considered borrowing the mind?
BusTed: mindtaking
letsbelgo: it 100% holds up
RealGamerCow: Did you get that thing I sent you?
RassilonDND: Im a bit of a fan of piff the magic dragon.
ArtDecoSunburn: The taxidermist Vincent Price guy was funny.
TehAmelie: Executioner X was an X-Men villain right?
RoastedGravy: No, it's the Resident Evil guy
RoastedGravy: Mr. X
Seneschal_JWS: Don't forget to get your extra money for the book though!
letsbelgo: fuck yeah maps
accountmadeforants: What if Nexus is also just blowing air? Like you're breathing into your hands to warm up and you're blowing air to cool yourself down slightly and you're blowing air to turn pages.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Is that the one Adam Driver is going to play now?
kilgaen: @TehAmelie X-Cutioner, I think
Krillin_fan: imagine the cartographer "wait, you're sure you want to name this the hellswamp?"
RassilonDND: @TehAmelie Didn't he chase Claire redfield around?
ArtDecoSunburn: Don't forget to talk to the peasants, Adam. That screwed us over last time.
ghizmou: @ArtDecoSunburn driver will play mr sinister
TehAmelie: look there's a lot of guys called X
accountmadeforants: He Llswamp (Pronounced "lamp")
jessicaengle: There's a harder mode?
RassilonDND: I think Robin was red X for a while too right?
ArtDecoSunburn: Remember that whole game where we missed the toll pass.
accountmadeforants: That is *NOT* 3 meals!
Seneschal_JWS: That link is the map for this book
accountmadeforants: That's two pieces of bread and a wedge of cheese!
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS thanks
e_bloc: we have the magna kai discipline of GLP-1
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS Neat. Thanks.
Krillin_fan: no, and even if i could, i wouldn't
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Genuinely now I'm trying to remember
Laserbeaks_Fury: Imagine trying to play one of these books in the middle like book 8
jessicaengle: Eeeew psychic residue
GamerCat88: just walk into some residue sounds like walking into spiderwebs
ContingentCat: Psychic residue? Ew
Strebenherz: don't use the purple light in the hotel
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Lone Wolf has to channel his co-pays in order to use.
e_bloc: bad news that's everywhere
jessicaengle: @Strebenherz hlorf
e_bloc:
@ArtDecoSunburn haha good luck getting insurance to pay for that
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You don't have to know what your abilities do, just when to use them
e_bloc: all I want is one riddle per book
betweenmyself:
When we walk along the beach we leave zero sets of foot prints, cause Jesus refuses to carry us.
ArtDecoSunburn: A society where all gambling is based on riddles.
SnackPak_: woooo!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Or in a dog boarding facility
Fanklok: Get to the final boss fight and Gnaar or what ever his name is is like "Ok so if you can tell me about this brick that weighs 3/4 of a pound..."
jessicaengle: Awoooo!
johnnylongtorso: and then everyone applauded
Seneschal_JWS: "It's the guy who installed the new public bathroom! Huzzah!"
accountmadeforants: If you're walking alongside someone and you see two sets of footprints, one of those is god, the person you're walking beside is the Magna Kai, who doesn't leave footprints
ArtDecoSunburn: @betweenmyself It's a trick question. One set of prints, deeper, because Jesus insisted we give him a piggyback ride, and he's heavy from all those loaves and fishes.
e_bloc: "I miss my friends" - lone wolf "all your friends are dead"
Seneschal_JWS: Jesus walks single file to hide his numbers.
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh didn't think of that one
kilgaen: yes, that was him
kilgaen: in book 1
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS He technically did come from sand people.
Seneschal_JWS: Carried off guy was Paido
SnackPak_: nah
kilgaen: Paido got carried off. Banedon is from bk 1
Programmerman1: he's like that thing your aunt gave you in the old hitchhiker's guide text game. you keep discarding him and he just shows up again
Seneschal_JWS: Lord Paido
Seneschal_JWS: Paido is still MIA
accountmadeforants: But we had absolute faith that Paido would be fine!
kilgaen: he's gone to join those guide from Kalte
SnackPak_: o7 Paido
Seneschal_JWS: Since Book 8
e_bloc: he got birded hardcore
betweenmyself:
but we KNEAD the PieDough…
DoodlestheGreat: @betweenmyself Oh you...
Seneschal_JWS: Banedon was the guy you ditcehd in Book 1, he saved you in Book 5, and he's appeared regularly since.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: with magic
kilgaen: Paido's holding all the horses you abandoned all over the world
jessicaengle: Telepathy?
Sarah_Serinde: the fact that they don't have cellphones makes it easier for just...wearing a cloak to be a helpful disguise
kilgaen: someone probably knew it happened
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilgaen None of them died, all of them were collected and are not happy
accountmadeforants: People were hijacking semaphore towers to cheat stock exchanges not that long ago
TehAmelie: no empire ever gives up and declares it's closed for business
ButButTheJesus: hi folks is the wolf still lone?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: when was the last time a tax collector came by? "SHHHHH"
RassilonDND: Just type 411 into your sending stone to scry for anyone in your top 5 circle
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DoodlestheGreat: Your ride ends in Farina, where you have breakfast.
jessicaengle: Quiche!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We are going to disguise ourself, but ride on the skyship that we are known to travel on for the start of all our adventures.
ButButTheJesus: eggs n bacey?
ArtDecoSunburn: If you want interesting history, read into the decline if post-Roman Britain. The gradual abandonment of London is fascinating. A whole major city de-populated and mined for stone by descendants of its inhabitants.
Seneschal_JWS: Every responsible Emperor's last act as the Empire falls is to send letters out to every provincial governor and town mayor to let the m know that the Empire is gone. Sometimes the invaders have to wait days for him to finish writing and find enough stamps.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie The Ottoman empire kind of did?
e_bloc:
TehAmelie: i guess there's exceptions to every rule
Seneschal_JWS: Party on Wayne. Party on Garthen.
UnknownFriday: This is very Battle of Five Armies.
Sarah_Serinde: god no
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There will be a quiz
Pharmacistjudge: oh no...is this final exam cumulative?!?
jessicaengle: Not even close
kilgaen: sounds like everything's going well
circusofkirkus: so many Proper Nouns
TehAmelie: someone was taking notes, i hope
Programmerman1: chat's so good at remembering proper nouns
e_bloc: I started counting at the beginning of that page and I'm at 12 proper nouns
paulthemapguy: The Grimbledomps stormed the Bleepnauts in the Wibbleflup. Got it.
DoodlestheGreat: We don't even remember YOUR name, Bob. Steve. Whatever...
tehfewl: Dockside bar?
Seneschal_JWS: By the Power of Graygor!
sporkraptor: Humboldt? that's where I live!
johnnylongtorso: @tehfewl it's called the Extortionist
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I can't wait to hear the summary of this at the beginning of the next episode
tdapenguin: @sporkraptor Humboldt? those are squids!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Well, that's because it was a strange empire at the end of a strange war (WWI). Otherwise, I'd say you're very right. The HRE was another odd example, as one man from outside it shut it down and everyone was so shocked they didn't know how to react.
jessicaengle:
kilgaen: everybody looking across "Is that the Prince?" "Oh yeah, but 's rude to notice. Let him have his fun."
sporkraptor: @tdapenguin and penguins!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether The nouns attacked
tdapenguin:
@sporkraptor
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin No wonder it's so hard to get to. I've been to Humboldt County.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
margieargie:
johnnylongtorso: isn't that the bad guy from Shadows of the Empire?
sporkraptor: @tdapenguin XD
accountmadeforants: @kilgaen Everyone else is also disguised as messengers and everyone agrees to pretend it's a good disguise
jessicaengle: We definitely encountered Baron Shinguard
rosesmcgee: You have to read the JoeDeverillion
Strebenherz: @rosesmcgee *slow clap*
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How long will the horse last. Place your bets
Seneschal_JWS: The whole Magnamund setting was Joe's D&D campaign setting before he wrote the Lone WOlf books. SO there's a LOT of extra lore.
PhorrestGaze: 2 disguises in one box text?
johnnylongtorso: a heroin pathfinder?
Programmerman1: there are 31 of these books?!!
sporkraptor: the HellSwamp... sounds like a nice place
ArtDecoSunburn: Are we not going to insult the town and its accomodations?
NoxStryx: Proper noun fought proper noun over proper noun and now you must journey to proper noun on your steed proper noun to meet with proper noun to get the maguffin of proper noun and take it to proper noun.
TehAmelie: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters we'll jump off it mid-air to clear a chasm within 2 chapters
accountmadeforants: @Programmerman1 32, apparently to end with the 33rd
e_bloc: That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
Seneschal_JWS: ForestMogged
ArtDecoSunburn: @NoxStryx Welcome to pre-1850 history.
Programmerman1:
@accountmadeforants someone needs to update the wiki 
kilgaen: I was ready to clap at your interpretation of the Prince's voice. Alas, my hands remain apart.
whitefirecomix: That forest is mogging us!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: cursed voyage
Krillin_fan: cursed isle
kilgaen: CURSED ISLE!!!!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TehAmelie Ok, next question, how soon until the Prince dies?
e_bloc: wait the isle of ghosts is cursed?
goombalax: "why don't we simply go to the isle of Ghosts?: - a tourist
johnnylongtorso: no, no, it's the Isle of Goats
TheAinMAP:
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I wish Lone Wold could get Tommy Lee Jones as a sidekick.
Fanklok: Ghot ship cursed voyage
Omnipotrevor: "oh, I thought it was just regular ghosts, not cursed ones"
tehfewl: Isle's haunted *cocks gun*
Strebenherz:
@AMillionCatsOnTypewriters quite soon if we get him to come with us 
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn .... is this a place we like??????? i'm assuming we were so distracted by mastering our messenger disguise that we forgot our ritual insulting
Seneschal_JWS: GHOST SHIP CURED VOYAGE
RassilonDND: Anyone else feel like this might be the most dense, gristle chewing, and thick intro to a book so far?
paulthemapguy: Ghost curse, ship voyage. jk
e_bloc: Isle's cursed *seven hours of prayer*
jessicaengle: Hut-Sut Ralson on the rillerah and a brawla, brawla soo it.
kilgaen: the war banner of the Hammerlands on the map is cool
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Maybe mastery of Nexus caused us to chill over the smell of new places.
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn a miracle! maybe those seven hours did good!
johnnylongtorso: I gotta see a guy about a ghost
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe the prince will live then
kilgaen: Banedon is your best friend because he's the only who survived
Seneschal_JWS: THe Graveyard of the Ancients in Book 1 went fine, after all.
RassilonDND: The army, ruined. Prince, dethroned. Wizard, kidnapped
Pharmacistjudge: if I point at a map of Victoria and say this house is cursed, would you go?
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Those priests really did pray over us. Maybe they prayed we would be less of a jerk.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or you go there anyway
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kilgaen Adam did his best to have him die
whitefirecomix: Not the size that matters
WiJohn: Just step over it
paulthemapguy: Prince of Pirsi
Seneschal_JWS: "What is this, an Isle of Ghosts for ants?!"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
it's not small... it's normal... perfectly normal
Fanklok: Last haunted ghost place you went to you smashed a bunch of skulls and walked out
ArtDecoSunburn: @Pharmacistjudge Knowing very little of Victoria, I assume the haunted house is Craigdarroch Castle.
TehAmelie: either it's a nuclear waste storage site or the curse is made up, and in this case i got a feeling odds of nuclear waste is low
fcloud: ROAD QUEST 2
goombalax: That Isle Is Cursed
ghyllnox: BikeQuest
Seneschal_JWS: "GHOSTS?! HA! No, it's the Isle of Goats."
PhorrestGaze: roadquest 2: the 1
ArtDecoSunburn: @RassilonDND Lone Wolf leaves quite the wake.
Laurence72: Road Quest Two :To PEI!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also hi friend! @tdapenguin
RassilonDND: Next project: bike quest, Road warriors
e_bloc: we got a bag of holding
e_bloc: last book or book before
ContingentCat: Road quest 3
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you lose the backpack each book anyway, so whatever
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig hi friend! i am here for nonsense!
jessicaengle: Velomobiles!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They did actually add a limit to special items, not that it matters.
Seneschal_JWS: Road Quest 3, skateboard around Oak Bay
Strebenherz: i mean hell my dad's 70+ and biking regularly
PhorrestGaze: 3 tandam bikes?
Laurence72: A someone who is 54, I welcome this primo content that I would highly relate to
raulghoulia: james golfs hes athletic
Thefluffiestguineapig: 25-30km on a bike is fast
TehAmelie: and somehow the only bikes you'll be able to get are penny farthings
WiJohn: Roadquest 4 in 2040: walk to the store
ArtDecoSunburn: Road Quest 4, Rascal scooters around downtown Ottawa.
goombalax: Road Quest 4: Jog to Langford
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heelies only
NoxStryx: Saying hockey card is so very canadian.
ContingentCat: Oh god I remember those
RassilonDND: Road quest 6: Vespa vs rowboat
DoodlestheGreat: Mmmmm.... PROTIEN
accountmadeforants: In the Netherlands we call that free protein
paulthemapguy: I have biked through a cloud of gnats too. Gross
ArtDecoSunburn: @RassilonDND Vespa towing a rowboat along the Erie Canal?
Seneschal_JWS: "SIgnet Toe Ring" - the most cursed way to sign documents.
NoxStryx: Road Quest 9: The Search for Funko
YFiddler:
free meal
Strebenherz: beejplz
SquareDotCube: A c ring
goombalax: so you're trying to keep a low key but you have the prince's ring on your shit
chibi_bento: to keep the partner vibe of road quest, they should get bikes for two.
shendaras: magnum kai
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seneschal_JWS No, bloody finger print is definitely more cursed
kilgaen: if you wear it on the left hand, you're married
DoodlestheGreat: You're having a lover's quarrel
SquareDotCube: you have... sinister tendencies
BusTed:
RassilonDND: @NoxStryx Do they ever find funko? Or is Funko the friends we make along the way
ArtDecoSunburn: I think wearing it on your left hand implies you're cruising, and are cool with lizard people.
letsbelgo: whos stopping you from changing what hand the ring is on
RassilonDND: @ArtDecoSunburn 👌
Seneschal_JWS: @Thefluffiestguineapig I would prefer someone signing with a bloody fingerprint to taking their shoes and socks off and then using a signet ring on a toe...
DoodlestheGreat: @letsbelgo They glue it on with mucilege.
kilgaen: also when you don't do it
SnackPak_: not today satan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seneschal_JWS You would prefer shoes and socks off to a biohazard?
Seneschal_JWS: @ArtDecoSunburn the ole "Royal Signet Ring code."
Twilight_Spark: I have a confession. After the last episode, I went through all of these back to back in a single weekend. Wowee
kilgaen: he sounds cool. And kinky.
RassilonDND: Where did we even find the signet ring? The bottom of a cracker jack box?
Programmerman1: coppper? that whip is worth like $500!
goombalax: this guy hates birds too!
Seneschal_JWS: "Welcome to the DUNGEONS of Torgar. Join me AND MY WHIP!"
YFiddler:
TehAmelie: the copper will make your blood taste like pennis, or wait
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS How else to get to the "royal we" ?
sporkraptor: he's not talking to you, he's talking to the fire
RassilonDND: @Programmerman1 Its just a bunch of copper wires from someone's house woven together
Seneschal_JWS: He sees that you wear your royal signet on the right hand and knows that you're down for some whip and roast dinner action.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Twilight_Spark That's pretty neat. Some inspiration.
tdapenguin: @RassilonDND we were gifted it by the prince. totally normal thing for two totally normal messengers who are not actually disguised well-known figures
sporkraptor: and you are poisoned
YFiddler:
Krillin_fan: "well excuse me princess"
kilgaen: excuuuuuuse me, Banedon
SquareDotCube: Still think it's Bobcat Goldtwait voice
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kilgaen: I wish I could Magnakai invisibility in awkward conversations
RassilonDND: Do we just go invisible at the table? So tude
Strebenherz: hearing the book talk about invisibility all of a sudden, like saving in front of an annoying npc in skyrim
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Invisibility is more blending in
jhmv: make him think you're a ghost
TheRealSgtCrispy: Crapshot!
YFiddler:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would simply go mad
e_bloc: greater invisiblity even
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it really should be the discipline of disguise
Coherent_Noise: Yay. More Dice Friends
kilgaen: it's part of it. Perfect mimicry
Strebenherz: WHAT it's accent?!
Strebenherz: ELLO GUVNOR
RassilonDND: A guy asks you something, you panic, press a button and go invisible
Twilight_Spark: Hoola ameeego
SnackPak_: Mickey Rooney-ass accent
johnnylongtorso: it's the TikTok accent challenge all over again
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is more diguise than invisibility
YFiddler:
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you basically have become a Ranger of the North?
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accountmadeforants:
I'm glad we finally get a callback to "invisibility" yeah 
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ArtDecoSunburn: "Ghatan's hottest night club has it all."
RassilonDND: Wait you can make your smell and accent invisible?!
RealGamerCow: more dead horses?
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RassilonDND: If we can go that invisible, why bother with a decoy?
kilgaen: you could have avoided him too
Twilight_Spark: Less than 100%, I don't think I went this way myself.
TehAmelie: it's a small world. like 3 centimeters from cover to cover.
e_bloc: really piss you off when your cell phone explodes
Bruceski: "1.7%, we were supposed to be doing a stream together." "Yeah about that..."
Seneschal_JWS: @Twilight_Spark Yeah the Sebb Jarel path and the Battle path are completely independent, they don't merge until later. If you do one, you see none of the other.
Laurence72: Would you bet 1.7% of your money on 1.7% odds?
e_bloc: there is now a 0% chance you will see Beej today
rosesmcgee: If the odds get drastically low you can assume that person died
r10pez10: i'm not betting 17c
RassilonDND: Would you go shopping if the odds were 1.7% to crash your car?
paulthemapguy: 1.7% is a 1 in 60 chance
YFiddler:
RealGamerCow: sword scars
sporkraptor: it's like people shooting at stop signs in rural areas
sporkraptor: they're so bored, they're hitting the sign with swords
RealGamerCow: Adam has the Magnakai discipline of Beejmanship
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He did say one other thing that I guess Beej didn't write down
RassilonDND: Ooh. Crapshot idea: book notes but its you from 5 years after reading the book
SquareDotCube: @sporkraptor I mean, haven't you done the same in an RPG with physics objects?
DoodlestheGreat: "He's my cousin!"
sporkraptor: @SquareDotCube ... yeah XD
RassilonDND: Im looking for niko:
Pharmacistjudge: gorgeous gorge
tdapenguin: we're gonna die
RassilonDND: Ah niko, cousin
ButButTheJesus: a smell!
Astramentha: poppies
far2muchsarcasm: Wizard of oz shit
johnnylongtorso: poppies will make him sleep
Strebenherz: wizards of oz taught us this
tdapenguin: @ButButTheJesus a good smell, even!
Astramentha: no Dorothy don’t sleep
Twilight_Spark: This whole place is hell, incidentally. I've come to realize this after a few books.
Omnipotrevor: Adam is nothing if not primate
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The horse falls asleep.
Bruceski: The horse has Nexus too
Astramentha: @dread_pirate_westley aw dang
TehAmelie: heck, a lemur is a primate. this trap couldn't hold a lemur
ArtDecoSunburn: @paulthemapguy I have a 60-sided die I rarely get to roll.
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn how babylonian of you!
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin When in Ninevah . . .
jessicaengle: Gorge acoustics!
jessicaengle: Neat.
Seneschal_JWS: You get the whip if you killed that guy.
kilgaen: hey, did you kill a man and take his bullwhip?
Seneschal_JWS: Having the bullwhip is a BAD BAD thing
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kilgaen That is pretty much how it goes
accountmadeforants: "Lantern-jawed"?
Twilight_Spark: Okay, Lothlorien ass fucker.
Nigouki: do they not know in this universe that torture doesn't work?
Seneschal_JWS: Dungeon, Check. Whip, Check. Blindfold, Check.
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants there are some great descriptors in fantasy.... that really should come with sketches
e_bloc: do they know we have the magna kai discipline of fucking everything
Omnipotrevor: Counting like Dr. Stone
TehAmelie: owning a copper-studded whip does radically increase your chances of being whipped with a copper-studded whip
kilgaen: okay, I think a Kai Lord would be able to keep track of time
TehAmelie: that's just statistics
jessicaengle: Magna Kai quartz clock
e_bloc: I hope we have to recreate it like the scene in sneakers where he was in a trunk
RassilonDND: Ah the magni kai ability to know how exactly far something is from you
Laurence72: The Magna-Kai power of Swatch
Twilight_Spark: Lone Wolf? More like hungry puppy.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
next on rhythm cafe: blindfolded and counting to 2 hours
margieargie: @RassilonDND The Magnakai discipline of LIDAR
paulthemapguy: Which is better, artisan crafted, or partisan crafted?
RassilonDND: @margieargie Its powered by the magical space stone GPS
kilgaen: damn
Dog_of_Myth:
jessicaengle: Horrifying!
Twilight_Spark: He's in the room.
YFiddler:
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RassilonDND: No beej, the lawyers
accountmadeforants:
tdapenguin: a pathfinder, not a D&D player
ButButTheJesus: wha happa?
TehAmelie: sloppy drinker = evil
Astramentha: @rassilondnd it’s ok it’s steamboat Willie mouse
Laurence72: We Kingdom Heart snow
RassilonDND: @Astramentha Ah, perfect...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Why you always lying?
jessicaengle: Kill the mouse!
tdapenguin: would we even be allowed to leave ?
kilgaen: by drawing a weapon?
margieargie: "I'm Sebb Jarel, and so's my wife!"
SquareDotCube: *draws Sommarswerd*
SquareDotCube: spin attack!
SnackPak_: rad
kilgaen: Okay, I have to ask how drawing a weapon is LESS a problem than asking why he's lying?
RassilonDND: The door to darkness opens up and sucks him away!
Omnipotrevor: Just remind Mickey he has to go look for Sora
e_bloc: the laser sword destroys copyright laws
Twilight_Spark: You don't? Luxury of living on the other side of the continent from Orlando n
SnackPak_: o7 Mickey
BusTed:
iarethel0ser: F
kilgaen: YOU DREW YOUR WEAPON!!!!
Strebenherz: YUH HUH Mickey's dead!
jessicaengle: Oops we did five murders
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: On this episode, Adam chooses violence.
ButButTheJesus: oopsie boingo
Voidhawk42:
Maybe go back to when you drew the sword and not do that
Twilight_Spark: This is going to be an interesting variant.
Seneschal_JWS: You DREW and THEN asked them to prove it.
kilgaen: your drawing was so bad they tried to kill you
RassilonDND: He drops some keys and a blade. A duck and dog are seen running away in the background
jessicaengle:
YFiddler: "I thought they'd block it or something..."
TehAmelie: *sad lone wanderer music plays* "why must i kill everyone i start a fight with?"
SnackPak_: I love that Todd is still catching strays
paulthemapguy: Dear Strong Bad, can you run a mile? -Seb, The Lodge, MN
Laurence72: <===========]==0
jessicaengle:
@Laurence72 
kilgaen: that guy you met earlier? I wonder if you're about to kill his brother
tdapenguin: i thought adam was trying to avoid combat in these books?
Seneschal_JWS: "I just thought it'd be fun to pretend to be the boss! I wasn't expecting a psychopath with a laser sword!"
ButButTheJesus: @Laurence72 |==]=========>
ButButTheJesus: have at you!
RassilonDND: Somehow, mickey dies but the partisan horseman lives
rosesmcgee: Had we left survivors this guy would no. So really, it's their fault
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and with that, the stealth run is truly abandoned
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @tdapenguin Adam will change his mind on what he does (other than actually doing the combat parts)
kilgaen: guy had a laugh pretending to be some dude and you killed him and all his friends
RockPusher: RIP Hors
e_bloc: those were neither the first nor last good people we will kill
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think the partisan horseman are split evenly between Dems and Reps?
tdapenguin: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters thinking was my first mistake
Twilight_Spark: Lone Wolf, more like Horse Reaper jfc the number of horses you abandon or get killed in this series.
Laurence72: LOL
Astramentha: D:
TehAmelie: dang, no Yoshi sacrifice
jessicaengle: Nooo not our pony!
SnackPak_: damn Paul
RassilonDND: Oof 07 pothole horse
jessicaengle:
kilgaen: luck had nothing to do with it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Your luck, what about the poor horse's luck
ContingentCat: I heard that too lol
TheAinMAP:
couchboyj: Every page of a cya has a deep plot hole
GreyThey: Lone Wolf is bad at making friends
kilgaen: hey, Seb Jarrel might still be alive
BusTed: 😬
e_bloc:
Strebenherz: just like me fr fr
kilgaen: Lone Wolf despises a good jape
rosesmcgee: When you meet him Seb is gonna say "I told them to stop doing that. It was gonna get them killed one day"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Looking at the path map, it is easy to see where exactly Adam fucked up.
Laurence72: Look, when you're trying to SAVE THE WORLD, you don't have time for jokes!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
this is incredible
accountmadeforants: "This sentence hasn't stopped" holy fucking shit
SnackPak_: get got lone wolf
kilgaen: man, you're the real hero
e_bloc: coulda happened to anyone
mckblitz: the ONE TIME you dont run away
mckblitz: this is why we always run
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GreyThey: The evil presence: Lone Wolf
Omnipotrevor: Maybe it all started when you got named "Lone Wolf"
kilgaen: watched? I'm surprised there's one person left alive to watch
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @mckblitz running also starts a fight
e_bloc: its just your reflection
TehAmelie: i think the secret to keeping a CYOA manageable is to kill a lot of characters
ArdCollider: lone wolf eating his feelings out here
kilgaen: your best foot was a sword
Twilight_Spark: He Man, Murderhero
YFiddler:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Twilight_Spark Same with Kazuma Kiryu
jessicaengle: Nervously?
tdapenguin: oh we gonna die
tdapenguin: (or maybe the bear will?)
Seneschal_JWS: Hey, a guy warned you about Akataz! I think he was someone or other's brother...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Around the 20-something with cosmic powers? NO
Laurence72: Bears are just 2/2s. Wait, what do you mean, The Hobbit set says otherwise?
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you get this bear killed IM gonna be mad
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Same
accountmadeforants: Disregard dogs
e_bloc: by book 26 we are going to be the only thing alive in this world
Twilight_Spark: Rip bad doggos. They were good boys.
TehAmelie: we just killed five guys, a black bear should be in big trouble
Dread_Pirate_Westley: To shreds, you say?
Seneschal_JWS: @TehAmelie Five humans is a considerably easier fight than a bear...
jessicaengle:
Omnipotrevor: Turns out bear somehow easier to domesticate
RassilonDND: Why do my boots have a soul?!
kilgaen: Friendship with Seb is over. Bear is my new best friend
Lord_Hosk: 4 dead and more ran away
tdapenguin: @Lord_Hosk there's a folk song in that
TehAmelie: it was a pretty long running manga i think?
Seneschal_JWS: Do you choose the Sebb or the bear?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is a cool picture Adam has there
Astramentha: hawt
WiJohn: Do we finally have a love interest?
GreyThey: Is Lone Wolf a Disney Princess?
Juliamon: wait they transed the bear
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, bear is the best now
Khalahd: Ah, an Ubear
Laurence72: her in Adam's book, he in th eother version
margieargie: The bear transitioned between versions
TehAmelie: i know the lone wolf in Lone Wolf and Cub kills waay more guys than we have
ghizmou: is she single?
Omnipotrevor: In what world would you not follow this bear?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she leading you to her cubs?
Astramentha: is she baptized
Twilight_Spark: This is most characterization a female character has gotten in ages.
kilgaen: "did my friends send you this way? I left messages with them"
rosesmcgee: You did everything right, and I'm proud of you son
RassilonDND: Boss bear and lone wolf: tonight at 11
WiJohn: This bear is better
Omnipotrevor: Huh. Book has a male bear
RassilonDND: What a grizzly fate.
jessicaengle: Bear is big dog?
Omnipotrevor: digital one, I mean
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bye Bear
Seneschal_JWS: Bear: "I have two bricks..."
tdapenguin: @Omnipotrevor yeah, there's different pronouns between the editions. shrugh
RassilonDND: The bear has a knife, how many cuts does it need to make to fit its meal into a bento box?
e_bloc: !card raging river
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Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YES
Omnipotrevor: Well hey, you get a second chance to negotiate with them!
TheAinMAP:
YFiddler:
Thefluffiestguineapig: That bear is part of what makes so many people scared? Oh we win
Seneschal_JWS: "oh, ISLE of ghosts? I thought you said 'I love ghosts'!"
WiJohn: Follow your heart to murder and a bear
GreyThey: Do they have ghost bears on the island?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
RassilonDND: !card lingering souls
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: riddle, a riddle? ohh
BusTed:
RockPusher:
Seneschal_JWS: An illustration of Chat!
tdapenguin: what is that image!!!! when will we get there!!!!!
Seneschal_JWS: It me.
accountmadeforants:
RealGamerCow: I need that good good Oede
couchboyj: Are you a cop? Ya gotta tell me if you are.
mckblitz: Dart for a Loonie is a band name
accountmadeforants:
e_bloc:
couchboyj:
RockPusher: Don't we have many ropes?
RassilonDND: Reminds me of lord belopa
Twilight_Spark: SamHasARope.Ring
brainbosh: "What are you going to need a fekking rope for?"
GreyThey: 🤐
SnackPak_: a stick?
kilgaen: a rope is available in every single book tho. You don't need to hoard them. At all.
Lord_Hosk: Rope on a stick? Its Nunchucks!
RockPusher: No weak sticks for us!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Always bring 50ft of coiled rope "If you have 100 ft. of coiled rope, you can turn to 360"
SnackPak_: Lone Wolf is 8 years old
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e_bloc: a mildly sized pile of dirt
Sethalidos: @RassilonDND so auspious
accountmadeforants: This stick is like Atlas bearing the world upon his shoulder, but as a sitck, carrying me on my rope
e_bloc: the magnakai discipline of willful ignorance
kilgaen: I guess Lone Wolf didn't believe enough in friendship earlier
rosesmcgee: Plan is doing some heavy lifting
accountmadeforants: Coin and dice do not exist
e_bloc: I forget is it 0 or 10
Twilight_Spark: It's actually not perfectly distributed I think.
RassilonDND: I've heard of immovable rod, meet its cousin the breakable sprig
tdapenguin: @e_bloc on the sheet, it is 0.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @e_bloc depends
kilgaen: there are some gamebooks that have you flip a coin instead of dice
Omnipotrevor: they can weight a 1-10, not a 0 or 1
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: In this case, 0 is the low number
e_bloc: ty
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah I remember the Pokémon TCG having so many coinflips, I wonder if that's changed with newer sets
WiJohn: But do we get to keep the stick?
Seneschal_JWS: Flipping lots of coins is a great way to make things feel more random while actually making them less random. Good game design for kids.
BusTed: discombobulate
RassilonDND: We lose the stick? Ub
Omnipotrevor: allies would have only dragged things out
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: piss on his corpse, etc...
RassilonDND: We lose the stick?! Pave this save
Laurence72: Less 1s then there should be if ther eis an even distribution
Twilight_Spark: Like I think only 8/100 are 0
tdapenguin: how big are those doors!
rosesmcgee: It's served us well so far
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @e_bloc I think the only time 0 is good is in combat, which is the one thing he doesn't do
GreyThey: Summer Sword upgraded to Autumn Sword
kilgaen: an Itano circus of Sommerswers
e_bloc: yeah its an island of ghosts
Omnipotrevor: They don't even give you the chance to ignore the advice and goozle yourself like that tavern in the other book
e_bloc:
Seneschal_JWS: DOG DOG DOG
kilgaen: it's a necessary one
iris_of_ether:
kilgaen: Varetta is from the first in this series
Seneschal_JWS: Book 6. Varetta was nice. Some other places in that area, not so nice.
RatherLargeToad: Portcullis, men! Portcullis!
korvys: it's the keming
margieargie: Ah, good ol' keming issues
Seneschal_JWS: Varetta was where the Sages were (dude you later met as the judge in book 8 was there)
Seneschal_JWS: Where you had the wizard curilis as a friend.
Seneschal_JWS: And Lord Roark the Asshole was trying to kill Cyrilis.
brainbosh: Salami
Laurence72: I count at least 15 8s on the chart
couchboyj: My Salony has a first name....
e_bloc: clearly dogging
Seneschal_JWS: Remember AMory? They executed you on arrival and you had to roll back.
tdapenguin: we are not wise
GreyThey: Just doing laps
Bruceski: The Magna Kai discipline of Detect Bladder
Seneschal_JWS: You ARE a professional evil-stabber.
jessicaengle:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Seneschal_JWS Is Varetta where the Vincent Price guy tried to poison and taxidermy us?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski *sniff* piss pooled this way
kilgaen: oh, was Amory where the lordling was from?
kilgaen: the guy who killed Cyrilus
SnackPak_: whoops
GamerCat88: oh right that dude
Seneschal_JWS: You skipped bothering to get a cess pass, and were feeling smug when you got in. Then it turned out your wanted poster was everywhere inside, and they killed you.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10 I want a stream of you trying to parse these notes
itira: evening everyone
tdapenguin: of all the invented nouns, why'd they choose 'cess'?
Seneschal_JWS: @ArtDecoSunburn Yep
Thefluffiestguineapig: LRL game of everyone else trying to parse these notes
Juliamon: tdapenguin maybe short for 'access'
Laurence72: @tdapenguin It works... because it is a suc-cess!
tdapenguin: @Juliamon OH! that would make sense
Seneschal_JWS: ROark was the guy who picked a "this is my seat" fight in the bar where you met Cyrilis, as an excuse to kill him. You neat him in a fight there, and ROark has hated you ever since.
LoadingReadyRun:
@Seneschal_JWS Smug? That doesn't sound like us!
tdapenguin: @Laurence72 killing lone wolf is always a success!
Omnipotrevor: "curiosity" is an interesting word for "fear of soldiers"
accountmadeforants: "A suspicious man hands you the idiot ball"
GamerCat88: Dr. Doom...
kilgaen: yeah, this will be fine
goombalax: oh shit a ghastleak
RassilonDND: Do you get a save against flavor text?
RockPusher: So we started blasting?
Strebenherz: yesss this clown
Seneschal_JWS:
Strebenherz: FINISH HIM
kilgaen: 2 days
Seneschal_JWS: Yep. Undead guys. ANd then he tried to summon an evil dog.
SnackPak_: blat blat
accountmadeforants: Finally hit puberty
SquareDotCube: necromancer puberty
BusTed:
Seneschal_JWS: I think he's actually like 20-25...
Strebenherz: man ain't eating right
e_bloc: people change
kilgaen: to be fair, out of all your enemies, he deserved to get smacked
TehAmelie: the ones who tried to kill us and are still alive should be a short list
Strebenherz: what was that cereal adam recommended that made beej cackle offscreen?
Laurence72:
Seneschal_JWS: Dungeon, whip, blindfold, pain...
GamerCat88: shrinkflation is runining things
Thefluffiestguineapig:
WiJohn: This guy seems like he'd be real concerned about immigrants
kali_dehumanization: What up
NoxStryx: Oh yeah, this guy has like a patron god and was using a magic crystal the last time
kilgaen: he's taken a few more levels in Necromancer over the past 4 years
NoxStryx: I think he summoned zombies the last time?
SquareDotCube: A Buick Mentora
GamerCat88: i hear the Pit of Pain is beautiful in the spring
goombalax: best linkin park album
jessicaengle: Accept no substitutes
RassilonDND: The sky opens up and a spotlight lands on us thanks to the paingod?
accountmadeforants: Pit of Eternal Pain, also known as Kid Icarus After He Flew Too Close To The Sun outside of Japan.
Bruceski: We're gonna ger merked while stuck in a cutscene.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you, Basil Exposition.
Seneschal_JWS:
It's useful exposition, the Ceners will be the villains in Book 13
SnackPak_: booo!
BusTed: eh, they're herbalish
Dog_of_Myth: Booo
kilgaen: a bit
jessicaengle: Mmmmm, Marjoram
Seneschal_JWS:
The Herbalish grow the Oede herb
accountmadeforants: Herbalicious
GhostValv: herbalish sounds like an off brand tea brand
Dog_of_Myth:
paulthemapguy: I am so sick of seeing Youtuber brand deals for Herbalish
ButButTheJesus: ♪ Natural Botanicals
RockPusher:
Pharmacistjudge: this drug is herbal...ish
Voidhawk42: They helped out during COVID
SnackPak_: can we change that dumb name?
Pharmacistjudge: Group of Druids named Herbalish. Sounds like a dispensary to me
kilgaen: if they were Herbalmore, I'd actually respect them
accountmadeforants: Hey if it worked for Chipp in Guilty Gear
e_bloc: damnit I wanted this book to have a riddle, not ritalin
Seneschal_JWS: Yeah he tried to summon Tagazin after you beat his zombies.
GamerCat88: Roark trying Tagazin his demonlord for the fight
kilgaen: does this dog go to heaven?
Seneschal_JWS: DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
Juliamon: DOGGO
jessicaengle: A puppy!
r10pez10: is this the lone wolf
WiJohn: Wait are we on the wrong side?
jessicaengle:
accountmadeforants: @WiJohn We did kill five people in cold blood
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WiJohn Probably
Seneschal_JWS: Juniper's Evil Twin
accountmadeforants: (Just this book)
kilgaen: also, the dog wears a chain
Vinewood_OG: Can I pet that dog?
BusTed:
jessicaengle: Boop the snoot!
Juliamon: *chanting* GOOD DOG... GOOD DOG...
itira: yeeesss
shendaras:
BusTed: oh shit it's dr. claw
raulghoulia: cave of wonders?
RatherLargeToad: Gadget!
SnackPak_: good dr claw
NightValien28: adam's dr claw voice is so good
ErynTzun: Whooo disturbs my slummmberrr
margieargie: I'm sure it's fine
kilgaen: oh, we do a cool voice for the dog and everybody else gets to sounds like farts?
paulthemapguy: 10/10 Dr. Claw impression
goombalax: love his star bling collar
r10pez10: rip animal mastery i guess
GamerCat88: scooby do without the scooby snacks
betweenmyself:
So Adam now has three voices he can do: Dr Claw, dolphin and vaguely Eastern European. REJOICE 
Juliamon: he's a demon that just happens to look like a dog, he's not *actually* a dog
NoxStryx: @ErynTzun That is what i was thinking too. "Seek the out the diamond in the diamond in the diamond in the roooooooough"
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon "Who's a good boy? You are!" through a game of telephone until it sounds like some eldritch language. Whusagudbj! Yarr! Yarr!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Is the Dolphin always Aussie still or no?
Krillin_fan: not a voice actor, yet!
betweenmyself: there’s an official Dr. Claw action figure that hid his face under a sticker… It is underwhelming
kilgaen: we appreciate the trying
Seneschal_JWS:
How about the voice Adam is doing right now?
shendaras: Adam does good voices.
mckblitz: I miss the eastern european
GamerCat88: and dont forget the sound effects
SnackPak_: what about eastern european dr claw?
letsbelgo: has it?
NoxStryx: But can he do a vague eastern european dolphin version of dr claw
RatherLargeToad: more than most people
ErynTzun: @NoxStryx Yes Aladdin cave of wonders voice
ButButTheJesus: they have an alt fire
itira: i think youre doing great
e_bloc: theres also the normal adam voice
paulthemapguy: if you want to see streams with actual voice actors, those are available elsewhere
Strebenherz: i appreciate your voices adam
accountmadeforants: Your voices are super fun!
Dog_of_Myth: They are good voices
jessicaengle:
GhostValv: vaguely eastern european and vaguely north eastern european
e_bloc: and the dying mook in a video game voice
jessicaengle: Adam is a hero!
kilgaen: if you kill more NPCs, we get to do less voices
betweenmyself:
I never learned how to read though 
ErynTzun: oh that was Frank Welker, of course it was.
RockPusher:
Oh, hey, remember that book that was all bow all the time
abaddon2501: You are doing great
GamerCat88: i was so good at reading i got free pizza from Pizza Hut
SnackPak_: whoa whoa whoa
morteica: Adam, you're doing great!
RatherLargeToad: nothing good has ever come from the bow
noSmokeFire: dog's got hands
Juliamon: Dog with human hands
WiJohn: One of them long bodied gray dogs
itira: does the dog have thumbs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's mouth?
e_bloc: its like shadow the hedgehog
SnackPak_: a bipedal dog
Seneschal_JWS: Dog removes its paw-gloves like that deer in the SImpsons
brainbosh: I saw a video of a mountain lion pulling out a tranq dart and crushing it
rosesmcgee: Remember Dr Orpheus's master from in Venture Bros?
korvys: Ok, but spinters are *super* irritating
Juliamon: oh sure, NOW we remember we have the sword
TheAinMAP: Like how that mountain lion pulled a tranquilizer dart out of itself the other day.
Strebenherz: @Seneschal_JWS adventure time
WiJohn: He just wants belly rubs
kilgaen: the Sommerswerd is solar powered
Omnipotrevor: Gotta ask that demon lord what his moisturizing regiment is
noSmokeFire: if you possess an ICBM turn to page 420
letsbelgo: how could you not have the sommerswerd?
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jessicaengle: Get sworded, you bad dog
paulthemapguy: "unwholesome" is one of the words of all time
ghyllnox: I'm not saying it's unhealthy, but it's unwholesome
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noSmokeFire: sickened by radiance? is the sword radioactive?
Krillin_fan: is he immune to being nuked by a magic sword? 'cause if not...
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WiJohn: Belly rubs! Belly rubs!
Pharmacistjudge: Heaven and/or Hell
e_bloc: you throw a squeaky toy
margieargie: Bad dog!
itira:
Juliamon: rub his nose in it
kilgaen: tell us how you're beating up a doggy, Adam
paulthemapguy: "aw fuck" in that voice is hilarious
RockPusher:
bad demonlord
Thefluffiestguineapig: You should make sure you drink some tea/hot water with honey or lemon after this voice
NoxStryx: If you possess the Summer Rolled Up Newspaper
rosesmcgee: First the vet said I had worms, and now this
kilgaen: remember when he was mocking us
Juliamon: dogfarts
kilgaen: anyway, I'm sure that leaving all these people alive won't come back to haunt us
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Those can be stanky
itira: 'ouchie, that hurts'
e_bloc: you assholes summoned me to get my ass beat
e_bloc: what the fuck
paulthemapguy: get this man some water
lamina5432: raspy voices can be bad for the throat
SnackPak_: thanks book
GamerCat88: just an isle not a island
fcloud: cleanup on aisle ghosts
UnknownFriday: You've been sent to the Isle of Wind and Ghosts!
brainbosh: more like a store aisle
e_bloc: how can we forget that
jessicaengle:
NoxStryx: Is this Isle of Goss or Isle of Ghosts
ErynTzun: three ppl riding away on horses, is this the end of Princess Bride?
RealGamerCow: montreal is an island
accountmadeforants: We say we visited the Isle of Ghosts but really we stayed on the cruise ship the whole time
brainbosh: no bathrub is a lake
Thefluffiestguineapig: With the olive oil and Chex
Juliamon: Speaking as someone on an island, yes
paulthemapguy: actually yeah, that's a Montreal-ass island
UnknownFriday: Your bathtub isn't an isle, but you in it is.
NoxStryx: Is it surrounded by rivers or is it IN a river?
e_bloc: you're the island the bathtub is the lake
margieargie: Made it beyond the environment
LoadingReadyRun: @UnknownFriday no man is an island
PhorrestGaze: it's been moved outside the situation, there's nothing out there but ocean
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Situation was pretty cool. I can't imagine him panicing
paulthemapguy: Everything is quite peaceful outside the supernova, so no big deal I guess!
kilgaen: some guy looks up. "Must be another summoning of the Dread Lord Tagazin by the Necromancer Baron, Roark. Sounds like it went bad again."
NoxStryx: @LoadingReadyRun What about the Isle Of Man?
r10pez10: is this an ambush again
shendaras:
Juliamon: hydrate or diedrate
Juliamon: !break
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paulthemapguy: Adam needs water and I support him going to get it now lol
e_bloc:
jessicaengle:
kilgaen: they said to sit tight, but I'm getting the fuck up and you can stop me.
paulthemapguy: I prefer to sit loose
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kilgaen I can?
kilgaen: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters damn right you can. I follow orders
Spades_Slicc: Twitch took away my ability to chat after Adam asked paul to ban someone for 11 billion seconds and i couldn't refresh till now to make sure i wasn't hit with that because i'd have missed some of the stream
Spades_Slicc: so first off, thank you paul for not shooting me for 11 billion seconds
betweenmyself:
truly the only responsible way to shoot someone is with Halls of the Mountain King playing in the background
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Spades_Slicc: 11 billion seconds would be 127,314 days btw
Spades_Slicc: i'm not bothering to convert that to years
jessicaengle:
goombalax: 348ish
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Spades_Slicc so at least 2
Spades_Slicc: yup
goombalax: leap years gonna alter that
jessicaengle: I love this song
ErynTzun: 348.569 years
Spades_Slicc: banning someone for that long is really writing a check that i'm not sure twitch's longevity can cash
Strebenherz: ballpark a billion seconds is 30 years ish ircc
goombalax: @ErynTzun not counting leaps
Juliamon: I am now having an existential crisis because I don't remember taking my evening meds yet but my pillminder is empty
Sethalidos: 435 years with leap years accounted
goombalax: @Sethalidos *squints*
Sethalidos: I rounded down
Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon As long as you can be/have been reasonably confident that it was filled appropriately then you can be confident you took them
Sethalidos: exact is 435.2013698630137
Juliamon: Yeah, but WHEN did I take them
Spades_Slicc: @Sethalidos assuming of course we still follow old Gregor's calendar in 435 of what we currently call years
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc And that humans are still around
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And assume Twitch still exists
jessicaengle: When did you last have a glass of something to drink?
Juliamon: I always do
Sethalidos: @Spades_Slicc 27.65 Galactic Standard then
Juliamon: I keep water at hand or else I'll forget to drink
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon When did you last fill it?
Juliamon: Just now
goombalax: @Sethalidos adding 1 day every 4 years doesn't add 100 years to the total
Juliamon: And before that was before dinner
Juliamon: and I DON'T take my meds before dinner
Sethalidos: d'oh
Spades_Slicc: Twitch took away my chat box again???
Sethalidos: I messed up the decimal
paulthemapguy: I need a pill reminder box thingy but my meds are small vials of fluid taken orally
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc Try disabling any Twitch extensions you use (BTTV/etc)
Spades_Slicc: i've got nones of them
Spades_Slicc: oh right these go for like 5 hours
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean that was sort of a dungeon
kilgaen: did find a whip
lamina5432: this is the true dungeon
Strebenherz: we found that random guy we pissed off though
paulthemapguy: Lone Wolf 10: False Advertising
SnackPak_: sure it was
Seneschal_JWS: You've found a whip and a blindfold, you could make your OWN dungeon.
TheAinMAP: Bad dog.
korvys: You did do the voice
Laserbeaks_Fury: There is no Dana, only Zuul\
kilgaen: the dog also got away
accountmadeforants: The dog dared us to
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc It keeps doing that to me but not for reasons I can figure out
jhmv: 'The voice was evil' says the man who does the voices
paulthemapguy: Oh no it's the Korok Forest
Seneschal_JWS: Bond end credits: Bad Dog WILL RETURN
Sethalidos: 348 years and 157 days
goombalax: spooky scary skeletons
jessicaengle:
lochnessseammonster:
paulthemapguy: one ghost leads to another
RealGamerCow: "I thought you dudes liked ghosts"
kilgaen: you sound so spectrophobic when you say that
e_bloc: please let it be a faerie mound
goombalax: hit da bricks
ErynTzun: Peace out
paulthemapguy: #notmyghost
ContingentCat: Not my mystical monkies
sporkraptor: exaction 100
Seneschal_JWS: Not 99. Not 101. EXACTLY 100.
sporkraptor: *exactly
lochnessseammonster:
kilgaen: wait slain AND THEN incarcerated?
margieargie: Their problem now
rosesmcgee: Still not my problem
accountmadeforants: Cener Druids 100 Dragons 0
e_bloc:
Bruceski: Oh no! Anyway...
e_bloc: they cant kill roark offscreen
accountmadeforants: So are these the Dungeons of Torgar or is this still an entirely unrelated thing?
e_bloc: @accountmadeforants no clue
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The book ends with "Roark Returns In Blank of Blah!"
BusTed: I know what you're talking about
paulthemapguy: Roark ends up as an architect who designs buildings ignoring the requests of his clients who should be rightfully angry at him
Ferisar: are they hot
ButButTheJesus: ghost party!
e_bloc: @paulthemapguy I did not choose this adventure
Spades_Slicc: Dreaming of electric ghosts
Krillin_fan: do Lone Wolves dream of haunted ghosts?
Bruceski: Ghost kids, "wanna see a live body?"
accountmadeforants: Fell asleep in an area full of ghosts and didn't even get sleep paralysis? What the fuck? We got scammed!
e_bloc: lone wolf sleeps pretty well for a guy who shoulda died with the rest of his friends except he got punished to go chop wood
paulthemapguy: @e_bloc Yeah that book sucks because it is a delusional fantasy of a woman entitled to a reality where she can disregard everyone else and somehow get rewarded for it
betweenmyself: @juliamon doesn’t help your situation right now, but there are some reasonably priced analog devices used to mark off when you have taken a given pill
e_bloc: @paulthemapguy I think that describes all of her work
Ferisar: not even cooked....
paulthemapguy: @e_bloc I think you're absolutely right
e_bloc: cook yourself
RatherLargeToad: not even cooked? uncivilized!
DoodlestheGreat: Everyone needs a hobby.
Strebenherz: bus it i've had worse dates
ghizmou:
ErynTzun: well it doesn't say raw maybe it is cooked
sporkraptor: "then we switch to turkey"
betweenmyself: @juliamon also some *unreasonably* priced digital ones, if bottle caps with “last opened” displays is more your speed
lochnessseammonster:
jhmv: they set up human farms if it starts running out. There's anime about that
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Reminder for Adam, you have completed the Lore-circle of Solaris
Fanklok: What you call a heel turn we call being born
kilgaen: "we have our own strict codes and rules of behaviour which we also break"
sporkraptor: human flesh fish??
e_bloc: "the name chilean sea bass is simply branding"
Seneschal_JWS: @sporkraptor I think that's called "Mermaids"
e_bloc: "fuck you no one would eat Patagonian toothfish"
couchboyj: The Kai discipline of wearing Groucho Marx glasses
kilgaen: the kai disciplines aren't actually magical magic. It's the Force.
Seneschal_JWS: Given that Adam can do FOUR accents, this suggests that he is slowly gaining the Power of Invisibility.
Strebenherz:
kai discipline of invisibility because nobody wants to look at you when you use it
korvys: Yeah, how did that help you recognise the language of these evil dudes?
paulthemapguy: are mythical ethnicities offensive to imitate?
accountmadeforants: @betweenmyself I still plan on getting (or building) one of those "last opened" things at some point, having to recount my meds when I'm not sure is incredibly stressful. (I doubled up once, it was not fun.)
Seneschal_JWS: @kilgaen In D&D terms, they're canonically psionics rather than arcane magic.
Strebenherz: kai discipline of "nope i'm going in a damn tree"
Seneschal_JWS: "Fuck! A wolf! Wait, I'M a wolf! Fuck!"
Ferisar: evil fuckers in bushes? i go invisible
Ferisar: wolves? AHHHH
jhmv: I think a wolf could take Lone Wolf if he was asleep
Spades_Slicc: "Look the Sommersword only works on demon wolves"
SnackPak_: awoo
SytYoshi:
jhmv: also if he meets a wolf, he won't be Lone anymore
e_bloc: they cant all be homeruns
kilgaen: okay, but it's clipart by the artist making the clipart
ErynTzun: Three Wolf Moon
ErynTzun: has been done to death in parody form
Seneschal_JWS: "Why do you call yourself Lone Wolf?" "Wolves scare me. I want my enemies to share my fear."
Spades_Slicc: Was the wolf green or the shirt?
kilgaen: I want to do a "3 wolf moon" for Elden Ring
RassilonDND: Look, the kai master of the wolf discipline never taught you the wolf lexicon
Seneschal_JWS:
@ErynTzun I have a Three Wolf Moon shower curtain
betweenmyself: @accountmadeforants there are some digital caps for sale on Amazon, but they run roughly $60 per cap (with a slight discount for buying them in multiples)
ErynTzun: @Seneschal_JWS lolol
fcloud:
stop. hammerlands 
lirazel64: Orcs.
Strebenherz:
Seneschal_JWS: "World ending due to a plague? Well, guess there won't be any consequences if I become a monsterfucker."
HorusFive: "and they have bad breath" we get it, we're supposed to hate them
Strebenherz:
circusofkirkus: do they consume humans with relish?
korvys: Who they consume with relish
RatherLargeToad: with relish, oddly
e_bloc: wait is it possible human tastes good
Laserbeaks_Fury: missed opportunity to say "Consuming with relish"
circusofkirkus: @e_bloc supposedly like pork
betweenmyself: nah, they prefer their humans with slaw
accountmadeforants: @betweenmyself Actually I literally just had an idea on how to do this for free*, I'll just mount a spare door sensor in the drawer I keep my meds in, and check the logs in Home Assistant.
RassilonDND: Oh no, they have stick technology
e_bloc: flouride
betweenmyself: @accountmadeforants sounds like a good plan
ButButTheJesus: D:
DireOwlGames: They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricken krorn dumb
PhorrestGaze: I love my lead teakettle, and you all should too
e_bloc: if you have the magna kai discipline of genocide
circusofkirkus: you have your blankie?
TheAinMAP:
sporkraptor: you have the magna kai discipline of blankie
Fanklok: I think you bought it in some town because you thought it would be funny?
ErynTzun: It's important to know where your blanket and your towel are
e_bloc: 9 days in the forest, 9 hours on the island of ghosts
whitefirecomix: Otaku Jeff always got that body pillow on him
sporkraptor: @ErynTzun aren't they the same thing?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You are in the end game now
e_bloc: in a day no ?
ThorSokar: not in a day with no roads
paulthemapguy: People walk about 2.5 mph
ErynTzun: @sporkraptor Towel for drying off blankie for keeping warm?
RealGamerCow: I've walked 12, on a road though.
e_bloc: like 5?
paulthemapguy: People walk 2.5 mph or about 4 kph
PhorrestGaze: with a pack a 20 mile day is hard for fit hikers
HorusFive: A marathon is a bit more than 20 miles. It can be walked in a day, although perhaps not through woods
sporkraptor: @ErynTzun same piece of burlap either way XD
RassilonDND: Road quest 10: 10k or pack mule
korvys: on a road, maybe
ErynTzun: @sporkraptor owie
HorusFive: He is supposed to be a some kind of warrior monk
e_bloc: cant we just like blast our way through the forest with the summerswerd
RassilonDND: The magni kai discipline of ent-striding
Strebenherz: OH MY GOD YES THE RACEWALKING EPISODE
Strebenherz: THAT WAS SO GOOFY
Diabore: "youre not a speedwalker, youre just a common jogger!"
SquareDotCube: Hal frequently gets into weird shit
ContingentCat: Peak television
lirazel64: Thr Roman legions used to assume that about 21 miles was a day's march.
paulthemapguy: Shout out Jordynne
paulthemapguy: because sickly
TheAinMAP:
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight
HorusFive: The temple was also the wrong neighborhood. It just happened he was also trying to escape.
margieargie: The Kai Discipline of Having Binoculars
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone clip it
HorusFive: "Revenge? On who" I dontknow. Who you got?
e_bloc: dont we have like fifteen kai senses
margieargie: My awe is distinctly not inspied
SquareDotCube: Medieval brutalism
margieargie: *inspired
e_bloc: the architect had the imagination of an etch-a-sketch
accountmadeforants: @lirazel64 There's a yearly event near where I live where people walk 50 km each day, four days in a row. So that seems reasonable, even if that event has the benefit of modern roads.
ButButTheJesus: there was land in front of it, then a sinkhole opened up and swallowed everything but the bridge
100viewbots: I too am impregnable, this place ain't special
Seneschal_JWS: @accountmadeforants One person - Lone Wolf or modern - moves a lot faster than an entire marching unit. Also Lone Wolf is superhuman level fit.
Seneschal_JWS: "This fortress is so submissive and pregnable"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It would be in Jungle of Horrors
UnknownFriday: Count it!
ArtDecoSunburn: Was Garthen one of those cities we wandered around when we were missing the pass?
accountmadeforants: Oh hell the Beej Notes paying off
RatherLargeToad: cursed voyage
margieargie: Yep, sure recognize him, 100%
RockPusher: I believe we made Adama jokes
RassilonDND: adama, leader of the fleet?\
Bruceski: I think I remember Adama jokes
goombalax: didn't you do a high pitched voice with this guy
RockPusher: How the fuck is a named character we met still alive‽
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Aside from the one wizard we attempted to leave to die
couchboyj: Frakkin Torgar!
paulthemapguy: "what a koinkidink!" he said, deviously
SquareDotCube: the prospector
UnknownFriday: I know they're mostly monosyllabic names, but "Torgar" really feels like it'd fit into a KrogShot.
ThorSokar: "Guy in Jar" played by Adam Savidan
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also we fully believe Paido is alright after he got abducted by the bad guys! Paido's probably fine! Surely!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Seneschal_JWS: You SHOT a dog earlier in this book...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThorSokar YES
RockPusher: *all along the watchtower intensifies*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher I'm so glad I wasn't the only one jamming out to that in my head
RealGamerCow: Bondage Krorn
e_bloc:
Strebenherz: okay i snorted
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej I had water nearly come out of my nose from that close spit take
sporkraptor: it's paved with slaves
korvys: Ricky O?
brainbosh: Ricky o
Fanklok: Rikki oh?
fcloud: riki-oh
letsbelgo: rikkiiiii ohhhh
MTigress: riki-oh
Fanklok: It was a jail
fcloud: well they always end evo with it
RassilonDND: I think it was a holding cell?
Fanklok: Very funny movie that is not supposed to be funny
brainbosh: Dark Lords Bulk and Skull?
ErynTzun: It's not old it's from 1991
Seneschal_JWS: Kraagenskul will appear in Book 14
ErynTzun: >_>
ErynTzun: <_<
Seneschal_JWS:
Doing my bit for showing that these names at least have relevance
Seneschal_JWS: Wait, no, Book 12
Seneschal_JWS: SOON
fcloud: man, after the 500 weird names on the first page, i thought maybe we were out of the woods. but it just keeps getting harder
TheAinMAP: Is it a bomb?
ButButTheJesus: hol up
DoodlestheGreat: "It's called THERMITE!"
ErynTzun: Even ye olde times they have weight lifting in prison apparently
ButButTheJesus: BEEJ YES
RassilonDND: Mike deery!
paulthemapguy: A diet of ears will make your army of Mike Tysons big and strong
mckblitz: but i like this part
Programmerman1: I stopped at "kick a dog"
UnknownFriday: Brevity is the soul of wit.
e_bloc: brevity
Fanklok: The extra bit is there for Jordynne to make her professional editing
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, it also helps to have a few seconds of buffer before and after to make sure it doesn't get cut off and so Jordynne can edit it more easily
UnknownFriday high fives e_bloc
Bruceski: They ask us to leave it long for editing
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are giving Jordynne and Matt the ability to make it shorter
Nigouki: the absolute minimum length of 5 seconds is also annoying
Strebenherz: my clip tonight was "i'm a monster busser!"
Sarah_Serinde: sometimes clips either miss context or cut off mid-word
e_bloc:
@UnknownFriday
Sarah_Serinde:
grabbing it from vods would be more work than getting the clips
e_bloc: !clip
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ThorSokar:
I miss the old clip editor 
RassilonDND: Sometimes the dead silence afterwards is the amuse-bouche on top
paulthemapguy: I am a Paul that Adam can cause to laugh
ButButTheJesus:
it me, i giggle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone send that exact clip to Jordynne
ThorSokar: yes, Adam you are very funny
UnknownFriday: Paul just quick enough on the mute button Adam never knows.
ContingentCat: Pretty much yeah
e_bloc: when Beej laughs, the chat laughs with you
Seneschal_JWS: Honestly I truly hate the tiktok style thing where one has no time to laugh at/think about the clip before the next one starts. I like that LRR highlights don't have that problem.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UnknownFriday Paul has worked with Ian and Beej long enough to know how to steel himself
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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MTigress: and only half the lightning strike gets clipped
couchboyj: I defy god to make the really bad thing happen to me on this amazing day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like when halfway through eating the head of lettuce Graham realized you didn't need to eat it at all
RassilonDND: Adam: is so hot I hope I get hit by lightning to end this suffering.
RassilonDND: Paul: waits but the lightning never comes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RassilonDND Waits 20 minutes till Adam has forgotten
Fanklok: You throw them over the wall
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul was also forged in the fires of TTSF
sporkraptor: just shoot cows at them
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has smelled dead bodies before, it is sometimes a thing
Fanklok: But when yoiu throw cows at them you're giving them food
accountmadeforants: "Give me the sickest cows" and as you launch them over the walls they just start doing flips
ButButTheJesus: I heard there was a lady who bluffed by launching a bunch of good food over the castle, to indicate "we can wait you out forever"
RassilonDND: Now im tempted to make a series of clips just one beat to short so Adam never gets to a punchline
sporkraptor: at first I thought he said "lying there nursing a broken heart"
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Yeah, that tracks
TheAinMAP:
Dog_of_Myth: oh nooo
e_bloc: uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear
sporkraptor: it'd be a pity if something was to... happen to it
7 raiders from Alchemistmerlin have joined!
Fanklok: 10 seconds?
NatashaArts: waid!
e_bloc: doors are problematic
HorusFive: Look- I can appreciate a nice door even if they're the enemy
RassilonDND: Does the bag come with a free durian? I cant look away
Dog_of_Myth: Welcome Raiders
Seneschal_JWS: "how thicc that door is"
fcloud: OnlyDoors
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the key, a bomb
Morrigan9: the Device
e_bloc: "a door has never killed a man" -Adamas
HorusFive: Is the key a laser sword?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we Helm's Deeping this?
accountmadeforants: That sure is a key!
SnackPak_:
then a countdown starts
HorusFive: @Laserbeaks_Fury More like Helms Derp
korvys: That's a petard
ghyllnox: "Every door has its key" *pulls out C4*
Dog_of_Myth:
korvys: You're about to be hoisted
Thefluffiestguineapig:
sarsum33: Lone Wolf a bomb
Seneschal_JWS: Sure, nothing EVER goes wrong with a petard.
Bruceski: They *trusted* these guys with the bomb.
Sarah_Serinde: it's true
RassilonDND: @e_bloc You know, if adam had a nickel for every time a door killed him, he'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but strange that it happened twice
ButButTheJesus: true
shendaras:
rosesmcgee: "Did you pray for us, too?" No shut up and take your bomb
VrolikSyndrome: Humble, too.
Diabore: @Seneschal_JWS MY petard? hoisted?
RoastedGravy: YEET!
Seneschal_JWS: "Have you been injured at work by a company petard?"
accountmadeforants: Why would you make a timer and then make it far too short!
e_bloc: reading ahead this is amazing
SnackPak_: not it!
RassilonDND: Whelp, there goes adama
e_bloc: if you want to fucking cheat
sporkraptor: only one of *those two guys*
sporkraptor: there isn't a LITERAL ARMY
xantos69: Shoulda picked heads bro
SnackPak_: wooooow
Diabore:
RoastedGravy:
accountmadeforants: OMFG
Seneschal_JWS: You COULD heroically cheat into being the one to do it.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cheating is better
Dog_of_Myth:
iarethel0ser:
Ryenji:
Strebenherz: BAHAHAHAHA
Diabore: "fuck you pick"
HorusFive: Even better
Seneschal_JWS: You ARE supposed to be the hero.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Strebenherz: GET WRECKED
Programmerman1: get rekt, divinator
RoastedGravy: THIS RULES
kilgaen: this motherf**ker heard of you
e_bloc: shame
dheid1: Paul is losing his shit in the booth
Strebenherz: I'm cackling
sporkraptor: the coin. is magically shielded.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: 10000/10
rosesmcgee: And fuck that Kai in particular
accountmadeforants: That coin's got the carat-level anti-cheat
RockPusher: You must whip-it!
Bruceski: I hope it's a "heads I win tails you lose" situation
Thefluffiestguineapig: So he literally cannot have had anyone else do that do hi
Thefluffiestguineapig: *him
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is halgar
shendaras: The brother?
RoastedGravy: Ah, Halgar Belmont
HorusFive: "what? It's a perfectly normal anti-divination coin. Such as all gamblers in this world use"
SnackPak_: o7
RassilonDND: Lol who wants to bet no matter what you pick he goes?
HorusFive: o7
e_bloc: probably thinking you cheated somehow
RainyMint: o7
Nigouki: arrow hits the bomb switch
HorusFive: bye jack-hole
itsr67: ffffffp
accountmadeforants: I love Adamas now
rosesmcgee: "Tell my wife and kids I love them"
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Diabore: @RassilonDND illusion of choice? in my adventure book?
kilgaen: counterpoint: it's the badass thing to day when you rush the fortification with bomb
HorusFive: Only 2 days until retirement
Fanklok: Tell my wife I said, hello
RoastedGravy: GRUND!
TheAinMAP: He proposed the coin flip.
RassilonDND: Was it 0? He blows up the instant he puts it into the door
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have the view of that one Urukai from Two Towers taking down the gates of the fortress
e_bloc: o7
RassilonDND: Thanks Paul! I had to know if it was a real choice
HorusFive: Over the trench-top. Well done
RoastedGravy: Oh, it's like that scene from Skull Island.
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
HorusFive: Large rock size of a small rock
sporkraptor: good thing he's got guys providing "covering fire" with crossbow bolts
SnackPak_: he did it!
sporkraptor: one of those will definitely deflect a boulder
kilgaen: you now have the opportunity to continue the funniest trend.
SnackPak_: oops
Diabore: "damn adamas, that sucks"
RoastedGravy:
Astramentha: rip
RassilonDND: Wow...
Strebenherz: OBSERVE HIS PLIGHT DAMN
HorusFive: They forgot to add "Like a coward"
couchboyj: There he goes
Programmerman1: crack a cold one and watch
accountmadeforants: "I'm starting to question how useful those 7 hours of prayer were"
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e_bloc: if only we had prayed for 8 hours
RassilonDND: Are we going to farm aura while adamant dying?
kilgaen: "looked dangerous"
RockPusher:
Remember, help yourself, then help others
xantos69: We had to respect the coin.
BusTed:
SnackPak_: sucks to suck
kilgaen: that's Banedon all over again
Fanklok: Adam is such a Rincewind
Diabore:
BusTed: holy shit
RoastedGravy:
accountmadeforants: Lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: oh its his fault for being drunk
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want the book to kill you for this
RoastedGravy: Wow punished
iarethel0ser: Correctly punished.
SnackPak_: good.
ghyllnox:
kilgaen: THE BOOK JUDGED YOU
TheAinMAP:
Programmerman1: hahahahahaha
letsbelgo: WOOOOOO
ErynTzun: Not in the face not in the face!
Sarah_Serinde: wow karma works fast gabyLul
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
SnackPak_: you earned that one
itsr67: the arrow honks your little clown nose
RassilonDND: author's judgement
Seneschal_JWS:
The gods have been watching your cowardice since Book 1 and have finally grown tired of it
Programmerman1: THIS is what did us in?!
Strebenherz: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
kilgaen: none of this is a consequence of your actions. The book said nah
e_bloc: this is forced heroism
sporkraptor: I'm crying
Thefluffiestguineapig:
couchboyj: Kai discipline of making excuses over here
RoastedGravy:
You don't understand, I was in a bad place.
Seneschal_JWS: "You killed Lone Wolf?!" "I thought he'd dodge it or something!"
kilgaen: Myself, I have not murdered a bunch of people making a joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts, we had what would make Paul laugh happen within a chapter
loufghyslaufey: Two-Twenty-What? They're gonna still keep going!?
lochnessseammonster:
RoastedGravy: The funniest thing would be if both options lead to death.
loufghyslaufey: Wild, chat
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@RoastedGravy And you have to roll all the way back to you go back to you go with the bomb in the bag
RassilonDND: @Seneschal_JWS Wow I cant believe he let adama die! The pain god parts the clouds and shoots lone wolf
Fanklok: That's a b-hole
kilgaen: picked the wrong vantage point to watch a man die
TheAinMAP:
rosesmcgee: They invented the Melta bomb
Nigouki: what's that attack TIen has in DBZ
ghyllnox: Well the gate was triangular, it wasn't a wall key
100viewbots: Triangle like a good sandwich
Laurence72: Triangle Man hates Particle Man
RassilonDND: Oh, so thats why they call it a tri-force bomb. 3 triangles into 3 walls
accountmadeforants: Triangle! Like that triangle we stole from those old men!
loufghyslaufey: Uh... random Alex Hirsch quote?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That metal will not be pleasant for them
RassilonDND: *clap* congratulations
Programmerman1: My power of divination said I had to help
e_bloc: I like to think you divined that if you did nothing you would die so you were like 'fuck, I gotta go get him, I guess'
Krillin_fan: @Nigouki it was, cleverly named, tri-beam
kilgaen: Drakkarim are soldiers
accountmadeforants: "I was just trying to dodge that arrow and I happened to dodge into Adamas's direction"
rosesmcgee: I had a premonition that something terrible might happen. To me, personally.
RockPusher: "visited"
jhmv: "visited"
RoastedGravy: TORGAR DISCOVERED
accountmadeforants: Stamped our passport
kilgaen: went sight-seeing in Torgar
e_bloc: "can you stamp my passport"
Thefluffiestguineapig: """"""visited""""""
rosesmcgee: Achievement unlocked
e_bloc:
@accountmadeforants
Morrigan9: "which one?"
loufghyslaufey: Wow
RassilonDND: "Torgar will remember this"
fcloud: you may want to note that you have [LAID WASTE TO] torgar, for future reference
e_bloc: its the name of the book
loufghyslaufey: So proudly claimed
Thefluffiestguineapig: We cracked it open like a chocolate egg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only 1/2?
Programmerman1: Oh it was Lone Wolf who gave the MiB the neuralizer!
loufghyslaufey: Why wouldn't anyone remember "who dun it?"
RoastedGravy: Urine Ball Z?
TheAinMAP:
RockPusher:
paulthemapguy: Piss circles is what I have always called my testicles
Thefluffiestguineapig: TF2 Snipers have arrived I see
Ferisar: finally my divination build
loufghyslaufey: What do you mean?
RassilonDND: You dont say...
RoastedGravy: I thought they were fraternity members
accountmadeforants: Now Divination draws three cards and only costs {U}
Thefluffiestguineapig: GEE YOU DON'T SAY
lochnessseammonster:
kilgaen: they holding big red barrels
paulthemapguy: was this book written by a chemist?
loufghyslaufey: Divination does more than "Draw Two CARDS"!?
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RassilonDND: Hey cliff, where do I put these red barrels and jars of dragonfire?
Krillin_fan: "what're you gonna do, shoot my glowing sphere of fire?"
kilgaen: doesn't the silver bow of Duadon give you +3?
Seneschal_JWS: DON'T FORGET you get a bonus from the SIlver Bow
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kilgaen Also he got a +2 this book
RockPusher: Don't we have some add-ons from the bow?
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Seneschal_JWS: SILVER BOW
r10pez10: prayer book
RoastedGravy: You have missiles?!
paulthemapguy: I keep seeing ads from Hims, they keep offering me missile bonuses
RoastedGravy: Why tf do you have the bow if you have missiles?!
Dog_of_Myth:
kilgaen: Lone Wolf suddenly remembers how to fight
shendaras:
hatboozeparty: Everybody claps
RassilonDND: The magni kai discipline of explosive armaments
accountmadeforants: Hidden Missiles!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
100viewbots: We earned this
itira: hittle made me laugh tho
e_bloc: remember, you missile all the bonuses you don't take
DoctorHutch: Booo
kilgaen: No that was good Beej. It was good
lochnessseammonster: missle bownus
SquareDotCube: Hittles! Taste the Bow
RoastedGravy: The arrow misses, turns around, and hits you instead
RassilonDND: Can we see what happens if we miss?
RoastedGravy: Faerie Mound flashback abounds
TheAinMAP:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ok, I really want Adam to fail his next roll
ArdCollider: while the Sommerlendi were having seven-hour prayer services, these bros invented war crimes
kilgaen: a grenade went off beside him!
RoastedGravy: If your piss is flammable, go see a doctor
e_bloc: they wouldnt use grenades, they like their flesh raw
Thefluffiestguineapig: Help Squirtle, my face hurts
shadowmaster132: Hi catching this live to say I enjoy all of these and usually only get them in the vod
kilgaen: Castle Death was probably the last time it was all in there
paulthemapguy: the best thing that happens in this book is not-dying
RassilonDND: What do you mean they blew triangles into the outer wall!
RassilonDND: And Kevin blew up all our explosive orbs!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: passage 140 was when all the paths come back to together.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yes!\
kilgaen: that was difficult. Well done.
100viewbots: I love the random number chart
e_bloc:
Omnipotrevor: so vascular
kilgaen: he didn't skip leg day, but he did double up on everything else
mckblitz: o lord it joe rogan
rosesmcgee: I'd rather not have a cup of this guy's piss. thx
RockPusher: upper cheek or lower cheek?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Kingpin
Juliamon: this is a motherfuckin DBZ character
lamina5432: thats his left cheek
rosesmcgee: This is classic 40k art
paulthemapguy: "repugnant" is such an underused word
RassilonDND: Oh heck, so vascular
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, not quite kingpin. More Jugernaut
e_bloc: tbd
Sarah_Serinde: what neck
kilgaen: what neck?
Seneschal_JWS: "I want a cup of that Assault-captain's piss!"
couchboyj: Greetings you repugnant humanoids and welcome to the crack a pack
rosesmcgee: Like an episode of Itchy and Scratchy
ContingentCat: Repugnant (affectionate)
SnackPak_: rad
e_bloc: walk up and show him the caption and he's like 'damn really'
itira:
100viewbots: Yeah write that down
lochnessseammonster:
kilgaen: look, I know that literally tearing a man limb from limb would take a lot of work. But the idea of tearing specifically this guy limb from limb makes me feel tired.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Steroids: not even once
DireOwlGames: Drink your school stay in drugs and don't do milk
Windom_Irv: Mr. T anyone?
e_bloc: funny he never said that one
smertmonkey: ehh he's dead now, i dont think he's working on anything
korvys:
Beej, I'll have you know Hogan hasn't been racist in over a year now
Fanklok: Damn he had the fantasy equivalent of Yen
ButButTheJesus: "he flomp"
ContingentCat: Isn't he dead?
RoastedGravy: "You killed him, and he's still ugly."
accountmadeforants: You did just take his spine and limbs!
Astramentha: actually he’s not working on it cause he’s dead
e_bloc: this is 1000% supposed to be someone the author personally knows and hates
kilgaen: he was repugnant, Adam. That's just how repugnant men die.
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Heap of hay, very dignified
lochnessseammonster:
accountmadeforants: Lone Wolf has gone full D&D character
DireOwlGames: loot that body
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kilgaen: every chance to shit on this guy was taken
RoastedGravy: This is where you draw the line
couchboyj: I'ma still your shit, but ewwwww brother
ContingentCat: Still going through his pockets though
RassilonDND: Strangely, he has 6 backpacks, 200 bottlecaps, 12 wands, and a key
goombalax: Kika or Bobi
kilgaen: it's the LORE!
100viewbots: He falls down but lands perfectly on his feet like a gymnast, despite being dead; you're amazed and slightly aroused
SnackPak_: lore!
lochnessseammonster:
RoastedGravy: Fuck, do you gotta remember currency conversion rates now
Thefluffiestguineapig: -.- k
rosesmcgee: I'm truly immersed in this world
Fanklok: He had 5 Electrum
brainbosh: Sometime later it will ask you if you have Kika or Boba and you'll die if you don't lol
r10pez10: do you take toonies
TheMrFraser: you have x amount of 'local currency equivalent'
Seneschal_JWS: I THINK that there is somewhere in one of the books where if you pay in Gold Crowns rather than local currency, they're like "Hmm, Sommlending money, sus."
accountmadeforants: Sauron definitely uses company scrip
RassilonDND: Strangely enough, 2 kika are equal to 1 norweigan kroner
dheid1: What's the Kika to Krone conversion?
Laurence72: "Psst, sir, that's Lonewolf, take his money or he may challenge you to a duel"
100viewbots: Me trying to spend my Canadian dollars in the US
rosesmcgee: same reason we stopped minting pennies
100viewbots:
RoastedGravy: I'd think it'd be important to write down that you killed the UGLIEST, most REPUGNANT humanoid you ever saw.
paulthemapguy: He may have included that detail to shut up the dorks who ask "what if the small coins take up more space in your inventory?"
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100viewbots: Pure value
Krillin_fan: What're ya buyin'?
r10pez10: bartering isle
kilgaen: Imagine how tiny is a kika. One tenth the size of a gold coin. How small is that?
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Ferisar: only crypto
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe if you didn't slaughter those guys, you could have bartered with them
Fanklok: 500 Pesetas
accountmadeforants: Gotta exchange the black key for the sawtooth scimitar boss weapon
paulthemapguy: the gold crowns must be massive
Laserbeaks_Fury: It would have been interesting if the money *did* take up more space, so you have to weight if it's worth carrying
kilgaen: I think you're deeper in. Not sure.
RockPusher:
r10pez10: when you look down into the mcdonalds at the food court
accountmadeforants: We assume it's slaves but it's just a bunch of Jameses
RockPusher: James unmasked as a Darklord
sporkraptor: like a hungry *lone* wolf
kilgaen: you have the black key
r10pez10: does lone wolf just think all others are ugly
100viewbots: I shake my head so people know I don't approve of the slave mine torture
korvys: Didn't you *just* get the black key?
shendaras: I thought at one point you did have a skeleton key?
RassilonDND: How many kika could you tie to an swallow?
Diabore: yeah but you have the black key adam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Imagine trying every key you have, because you never know which one might work
RockPusher: We need the Fun Key
accountmadeforants: We do have this Any Key
sporkraptor: @RockPusher that's the one that starts the disco ball
brainbosh: I mean in that case your sword is just a big skeleton key
paulthemapguy: maybe the black key is better ?
kilgaen: honestly, that would be amazing
RassilonDND: I mean the sommersword is a skeleton key of sorts
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @paulthemapguy they are the same.
lochnessseammonster: the key is a knife
accountmadeforants: Doors have been known to kill Otaku Jeff
Diabore: danarg!
kilgaen: here we go
Seneschal_JWS: YES! YES! YES!
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you have the Alicia Key, turn to 524
lochnessseammonster:
Juliamon: Lone Wolf: World Tour
kilgaen: that's the swamp
Fanklok: It was the spooky swamp
Seneschal_JWS: Danarg Swamp
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Swamp Danarg is the end of the Jungle of Horrors
SquareDotCube: If you have the Florida Key...
Seneschal_JWS: The Jungle of Horrors
shendaras: The swamp with the fruit that turned out to be animals in disguise?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or you skipped a book?
kilgaen: if I was your DM, I would have ambushed you 30 times by now
RockPusher: Oh hey!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Occasionally some of the those checks are for things you can skip even if you read the book in question
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you have visited the Meadow of Infinite Pleasure, turn to 306
letsbelgo: yes
lochnessseammonster:
goated table
ThorSokar: I'd at least make Paul laugh, that's for sure
Fanklok: My personal hell Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury And you also did not have the Kai skill of cure of nexus
korvys: Adam, I am rewatching NaDtD in the the other tab - we know.
paulthemapguy: tan(Adam) = over 9000
Juliamon: HE LIVES
TheAinMAP: There he is!
accountmadeforants: PAIDO
r10pez10: darkest dungeon mention
SnackPak_: lets go paido
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you want combat or do you want me to ask you if you want to try to avoid the combat
kilgaen: ask him if he found all these horses we also left behind
r10pez10: is this the guy who got stolen by the bird
accountmadeforants: The guy who we suspected betrayed us the whole time!
Fanklok: Do you still think this guy is going to betray you?
RassilonDND: If you killed at least one of your wizard companions, turn to 307
Ferisar: what are these birds doing here
e_bloc: pretend not to know him
itira: its from WoW
Ferisar: algethar
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh right, this was the guy we thought would betray Lone Wolf
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RassilonDND If you didn't rescue him in book 1
mckblitz: dragonflight
Fanklok: GRAB THE KEY AND TWIST IT
kilgaen: also, remember how you were sure the entire adventure that Paido was going to betray you? Tell him about that. He'll love it.
itira: hahaha
couchboyj: Look, when we get back, try to get along with Duke Cakebatter, we promise he wasn't brought in to replace you
RockPusher: You start a polycule
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus: oh, my
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait a tick
ThorSokar: Eiffel Tower time, LETS GOOO
paulthemapguy: Grab the key and twist it!!
Laurence72: Continuous! Enthusiastic! CONSENT!!!
Seneschal_JWS: Oh, THAT kind of dungeon...
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was gonna say, CONSENT FIRST
r10pez10: eastern european ghost
kilgaen: I'll give you that one. I believe that was filled with emotion.
e_bloc: hey thats a good voice
hypergirlie_hyperpop:
@kilgaen which emotion? unclear
itira:
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Fanklok: choo choo
shendaras:
e_bloc: becoming?
RassilonDND: Beej! Thats not the hype train chat supports!
TheMrFraser: we're into prime gas leak hours now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to the highlights
paulthemapguy: you were gonna cream Paido
Sethalidos: LRR: After Hours
RockPusher: "You know Lone Wolf, I've been away from companionship for such a long time…"
ContingentCat: How do you fuck him like instead?
Thefluffiestguineapig: muy sides hurt
RoastedGravy: He secretly had a Lorestone the entire time.
Strebenherz:
@RassilonDND not yet
kilgaen: Paido, did you get an accent in prison?
RoastedGravy: Well there's the train
DireOwlGames: I can only use the gem after I've had a train ran on me
ThorSokar: oh yea, those look like GREAT reinforcements!
RoastedGravy: I'm so sorry
RassilonDND: Tis just a flesh wound
jhmv: You're saved! Now to the battlefront.
kilgaen: it's all lean muscle
accountmadeforants: Listen we can make the small starved child enlist
kilgaen: that one over there isn't a child. Just a really stocky man
kilgaen: The arrow that judges you
paulthemapguy: Adam is so right. Why no random death arrow now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
RoastedGravy: We're 1 for 3
RoastedGravy: Okay, but what's behind door number two?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @paulthemapguy That's why I'm laughing so hard
RoastedGravy: I feel like this is setting you up for a major fail, but I don't know what that would be.
paulthemapguy: Lol Divination is holy caller ID
ContingentCat: I love doing that
SquareDotCube: Or you could HONK
e_bloc: I enjoy the mock round of applause
Mazrae: I do either a thumbs down or if I end up clapping dramatically
paulthemapguy: how do triangular door work?
Fanklok: How does the alarm work? Do they have electricty?
r10pez10: is that a face in the middle
NoxStryx: The bar is actually a wax covered sword
kilgaen: doorknobs? what sort of black magic is that?
RassilonDND: I imagine people constantly forget to duck coming through a triangle door
lochnessseammonster: that's why you gotta collect stones
kilgaen: I grew up on Fighting Fantasy. You are correct.
RoastedGravy: THESE aren't the most repugnant things you've ever seen?
Seneschal_JWS: THIS is the "Dungeon" of Torgar
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: matrix night club?
Bruceski: If you see weird little guys in transparent ponchos, leave
RoastedGravy: Maybe it retracts
kilgaen: they should have the genitals of who they're doppelganging
brainbosh: Thats right, everyone has a doppelganger somewhere in the world that has no genitals\
goombalax: they wanna get this series done
RoastedGravy: But Adam
Seneschal_JWS: Oh, there's a reason.
Laurence72: This level of security costs a TON!!
RoastedGravy: Disco lights
brainbosh: The glowing fire is really expensive
Seneschal_JWS: You may not like the reason.
sporkraptor: for Nefarious Reasons
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Let's not look at the title of the next book
paulthemapguy: We are used to video games telling us to collect all the things scattered everywhere because devs want us to see the entire level they designed
RassilonDND: Maybe its really expensive to contain one stone, but really cheap to contain multiple?
kilgaen: you should go follow them and ask them about it
RoastedGravy: As long as it's consensual
CaptainSpam: Oh believe me, your presence contributed.
rosesmcgee: I'm here for a good time, not a lore time
BusTed:
sporkraptor: I'm just here to read the lorestones
SytYoshi:
kilgaen: the crystal rods were also for the sex party
Krillin_fan: in rod we trust
Laurence72: You summon Control Rod
Strebenherz: oh please tell me it's a coin flip on whether they fall in or some shit
brainbosh: its a big pit
RassilonDND: If you have a copper whip, turn to 25
Bruceski: Nexus!
RoastedGravy:
Just fill the pit 
TotallyNotaBeholder: My kid has, they are still great
r10pez10: we do at gymnastics
paulthemapguy: any kid havers in chat?
ButButTheJesus: the parachute was soooo cooooolllll
Fanklok: You need to be 13 to use twitch
Krillin_fan: as an 8 yr old, i have numerous questions about things Adam has said
ButButTheJesus: GREEN FLAME!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: cup the balls
SytYoshi:
RoastedGravy: Cup them balls
CaptainSpam: Not even the illusion of choice!
kilgaen: no 8 year old is a krillin fan
brainbosh: Ask twitch chat's parents
SquareDotCube: we have Nexus, why can't we just telekinesis them
Seneschal_JWS: "If you suffer from Flaming Green Ball, see your doctor"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @SquareDotCube magic
Krillin_fan: @kilgaen hey! ok...yeah that's true
RoastedGravy: @kilgaen Nah, they're too busying fanboying over Vegeta.
kilgaen: good voice. I clap
lamina5432: genag is a name to remember
Seneschal_JWS: But is he as loathsome as the guy earlier?
RoastedGravy: Beelzebub?
DeM0nFiRe: Ghastly? Calls himself a dark lord and he hasn't even evolved to a Haunter
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pretty sure you discussed him being a fly before
Diabore: thats not the fucked up thing
kilgaen: I take back my clapping
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think it was in a previous book
ButButTheJesus:
I have to go bedge, thanks for stream, goodnight all
Sarah_Serinde: it's a great voice
SquareDotCube: now say Inconcievable
SnackPak_: say the line
ButButTheJesus: i liked fly voice!
SnackPak_: Bart
shendaras: I'm glad you're branching out.
kilgaen: I cut off my hands to prevent myself from clapping ever again
mckblitz: waspinator
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am going to lay down and enjoy this nonsense because it is very late where I am. I enjoy Adam branching out for voices and this has made me laugh very very hard
TheAinMAP:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Seneschal_JWS Knew we saw him before
Thefluffiestguineapig: Great chats and have a good timezone everyone
r10pez10: so we get one at least
kilgaen: I don't think he's saying all that
Diabore: THATS IT???
iarethel0ser: Well that ended suddenly.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RockPusher: He's narrating the coming up
Krillin_fan: more media should have it's outro narrated by the villain
kilgaen: I showed up to see this live just for this bit
CaptainSpam claps
Programmerman1: we did it!
shendaras:
r10pez10: penultimate...?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was a trap
lamina5432:
SytYoshi:
DoodlestheGreat: Clap
Laurence72: If you have the courage, and the money to afford it, get the next book....
TheAinMAP: A cliffhanger, but we fell off the cliff.
kilgaen: I predict that the next book will be your favourite
seanalpurvis: #ClapClapClap
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @r10pez10 of this arc.
RoastedGravy: ZAP
RassilonDND: Who let them through the triangle door?!
jhmv: That little freak has been ruining our plans?
Morrigan9: um
RoastedGravy: Wolves your taint
RassilonDND: Wait did we lose paido again?!
kilgaen: Taint or...
RockPusher: Kick it in the Taintor!
lamina5432: this sure was an xxx dungeon
SquareDotCube: Logan looking good
seanalpurvis: awoooooo
kilgaen: Book 12 is my favourite, but Book 11 will be yours
whitefirecomix: Pido, our love!
Krillin_fan: Adam's New Game+ run of lone wolf is gonna be epic
DoodlestheGreat: Beej, you haven't been to enough furcons if you haven't see a suit like that.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There were essentially 3 paths. You went down the middle path
LRRbot:
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r10pez10: book a stream is good
seanalpurvis: This was a lot of fun, thank you both
ArdCollider: You can also get them in Spanish and Italian.
ArdCollider: (just back up to the main page and pick your language)
kilgaen: considering how many cursed voyages you've been on, what's an isle of ghosts to you?
shendaras:
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
Seneschal_JWS: Project Aon has books 1-29, plus the 4 Grey Star ones.
xantos69:
50 Great session. Thanks much.
Seneschal_JWS: Others, you can buy from Holmgard Press
ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks for the distraction
Seneschal_JWS: (You can also of course buy the print books of all the others)
morteica: Another great stream. Thanks guys! Can't wait for the next book.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
RassilonDND: Thanks adam and beej. Never get to enjoy these lives. Was a ton of fun to comment live
Seneschal_JWS: Other Magnamund series are also via Holmgard, though some are currently out of print.
serramarkov: Huzzah! Thank you- you all are my favorites!
Strebenherz: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
Strebenherz: !patreon
CaptainSpam: The set rotates, so next time it'll be the same shirts, just printed at 90° angles.
e_bloc:
100viewbots: "wish me luck!"
Redbassist: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 1d, 5:24:41.
kilgaen: It's made for you
CaptainSpam: We visited the BBC quarry?!?
kilgaen: thanks for the stream
SquareDotCube: like Dora the Explorer
e_bloc: Amazing
rosesmcgee: "We're not wasting the good luck on you"
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: People of Note) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (18:37 from now).
Seneschal_JWS: Shirt with Adam dressed in fantasy gear, with "Here I go, wish me luck" as the slogan. On the back is the same art, but an arrow is skewering his head.
Genie_M: Ages ages ages....
e_bloc:
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beowuuf: I have a vod to watch!
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lauph1tup: scum
RockPusher:
e_bloc: Lol
itira: haha
lauph1tup: its lord of the rings scum
e_bloc: Adam learns about bridge or spades...
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loufghyslaufey: Ooh! Ooh! A raid!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
loufghyslaufey: Raid!? No...
beowuuf: o7
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
itira:
lamina5432: gnight
shendaras:
xantos69: Thanks much!
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem!
lamina5432: take some throat meds
CaptainSpam: THE THING
BusTed:
RockPusher:
SnackPak_:
Mai_Andra: It was a late stream, so Kathleen is going online soon...
loufghyslaufey: @RockPusher #RaidNewRaves(...!) Or.... something!
loufghyslaufey: Worth uh,... shout out I suppose
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