SaxPython:

TehAmelie: ironically, now i have nothing to write in chat
TehAmelie: but it's nice to be here
UnknownFriday: The improvements I've been making have been on the house I bought a year ago. It's still got a long way to go, but it's also came a long way.
Dog_of_Myth:

Juliamon: hm?
TehAmelie:

Dog_of_Myth: Secret podcast
ErynTzun: >_>
ErynTzun: oh hai secret podcast, and chat!
adept_nekomancer: Secret podcast is best podcast
ErynTzun:

TehAmelie: hi!
ErynTzun: @+@
adept_nekomancer: Ceiling Offspring?
RockPusher: Didn't sound like it
RockPusher: thunk… bonk
Dog_of_Myth: Lost forever
nevermore913: It was a choice
adept_nekomancer: Paint it green to maximize object impermanence.
RockPusher: Genius comes in… many forms…
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
ContingentCat: I still get exam stress dreams and graduated many years ago
TehAmelie: so convention centers haunt your subconscious. have you considered taking advantage and building a mind convention center to store your memories?
Alex_Frostfire: Ironically, a mind convention center is rather unconventional.
Juliamon: "I forgot to finish making pants!"
gualdhar: I like shorts. they're comfy and easy to wear
adept_nekomancer: A "not wearing pants" dream where you have to rush to sew the pants in question is a new take on the genre.
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SaxPython:

Juliamon: boy band is "hometown rival"
PharaohBender27:

Juliamon: 30 LRR-streams, so like, two weeks
aitsu100: i already forgot that joke
SaxPython: ?clip
adept_nekomancer: An ephemeral joke.
gualdhar: quick what's the quote command
TehAmelie:

aitsu100: gib back my nose HORNER
UtilityPunk: VOD viewers skip head 30 streams
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Astramentha: will Ian drive me to my extracurriculars
TehAmelie: let's just call it Neo Tokyo
Astramentha: what are the responsibilities inferred
BusTed:

TehAmelie: do you pet or play him?
aitsu100: the acorgian
BusTed: Or a corgi with Ian's face
aitsu100: Ians in the game
Juliamon: good timing, game
n3ther:
that's just their title 
TehAmelie: "Blitz? No? Stella? No?"
UtilityPunk:
No costume transmog
TehAmelie: THE photon? is it the only one?
TehAmelie: oh no now i can't see
adept_nekomancer: I do like the fragmented icosahedral trees.
TehAmelie: i'm not sure if i like our party member(s) phasing in and our any more than the schlorping in older generation JRPGs
UtilityPunk: Escape room time?
Dog_of_Myth: Toggle Time
SaxPython: #PuzzleOrPrize
UtilityPunk: Ian gets the complimentary pat down to make sure he's not escaping with key items
Juliamon: Beej did mention the first aid kit yesterday...
TehAmelie: this is just how i liked to trap enemies in Evil Genius. a maze of square rooms filled with doors
Juliamon: I appreciate that we can still hear the city soundtrack, just muffled
PharaohBender27:
But is it aqua blue or aqua green? 
UtilityPunk:
If this were an oldschool JRPG, you'd have to put the gems in one-by-one 
TehAmelie: i'm just happy this isn't like, the ice temple in FFX where every one of these interactions would take about 15 times longer
SaxPython: #Macalania
SaxPython: I'm doing chores with this on in the background. Sharpening knives with this backseat has been really pleasant
RandomTrivia: I haven't seen any of this game on previous streams. Already I'm so on board just because of Weird Owl
Juliamon: Last one
RockPusher: … I forgot about the Weird Owl
adept_nekomancer: It's gotta be the last one
Juliamon: Punk and Metal were definitely two of them
Dog_of_Myth:

UnknownFriday: Ian is a vampire confirmed.
UtilityPunk: Walking in water turns your sneakers into squeakers
SaxPython:

SaxPython:

UnknownFriday: One of the old superstitions for vampires is that they can't cross running water.
RandomTrivia:

goombalax: takes issue with Mass Produced and not Garbage
ContingentCat: Oh no it's kids bop
Dog_of_Myth:

UtilityPunk: Married with children? Also illegal
TehAmelie: reading books with children? deffo illegal
PharaohBender27: Eating with children? ILLEGAL
TehAmelie: well, if you're Saturn
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Juliamon: Bad devs
Juliamon: naughty
TehAmelie: is this gambling?
UnknownFriday: So, first a puzzle with kind of ridiculous amounts of backtracking, now this?
adept_nekomancer: "Please play hotter/colder to continue with game"
TehAmelie: til text based triangulation is tricky
adept_nekomancer: I thought we just squatted out the photon
RandomTrivia: It only happens when you squat, otherwise it would be chair-enkov radiation
Juliamon: Synthia is our party member
PharaohBender27: Wait, I thought we were told lumiscent green jacket? Those look blue to me
Juliamon: Green jacket was Chill Dave
Juliamon: we already knew Zero Gee was a blue jacket
PharaohBender27: Ah, I misremembered
Invitare: a glass cage of emotions
PharaohBender27:

SaxPython: Do not observe children
spurius: not on a special fight
spurius: so some boss
SaxPython: Quantum children only
Juliamon: whynotboth.gif
TehAmelie: maybe they have cool new synesthesia we can try
PharaohBender27: "The enemies sound pointy! Also the walls are hissing at me"
RockPusher: ohai Jordynne
SaxPython:

PharaohBender27:

Dog_of_Myth:

Juliamon: oh, it's where the drugs come from, naturally
ContingentCat: Hey Jordynne!
SaxPython:

Invitare: that;s because anything with Chidren is illegal
SaxPython: !clip
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Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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RockPusher:

adept_nekomancer: Hi again Jordynne!
gualdhar: Jordynne! Ian and Heather are complimenting you behind your back!
TheMerricat:
work for the mods? SAY NO MORE! 
kingandcommoner: so...now he's an ass?
Dog_of_Myth:

Juliamon:

definenull: its a matt!
RockPusher:
That seems like a downgrade 
gualdhar: wait wtf how is he here
RockPusher:

ContingentCat:

Pteraspidomorphi: Hello, goodbye
SaxPython:

RatherLargeToad:

TehAmelie: aloha
adept_nekomancer: Good luck with the ferry!
gualdhar: he's got a stream in 90 minutes!
TheMerricat: That is why you don't have a stream tonight? You are cheating on us with LRR WIGGINS?
UtilityPunk: I don't know why Matt say goodbye, we say hello
Juliamon: these are pharma mooks
PharaohBender27: IAN
TehAmelie: all the cool kids have got mixer-hover-boards, we're getting left behind
UtilityPunk: Let them a spot at the turntable
UtilityPunk: *Left
SaxPython: !break
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Juliamon:
subathon finally peeking into the schedule 
TehAmelie: eee
PharaohBender27: I'm still waiting to learn what the schedule *of* the subathon will be
SaxPython:
@PharaohBender27 
PharaohBender27: I almost made the same mistake I did last year of asking for a vacation day on Friday on the assumption that was the end goal instead of Saturday, changed it to Thursday. (I do have to work Saturday to cover a shift, so will miss some of that)
adept_nekomancer: Is any of our equipment useful for the other two characters?
TehAmelie: Synthia, like Cynthia, but with synths
TehAmelie: these puns are so much
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UtilityPunk: The synth is a sacrifice we're willing to make for hard rock and great pop
SaxPython: gross
TehAmelie: part xylophone, part trilobite, part cenobite
UtilityPunk: A dog-sized spider is a horrifying prospect
otakon17: you missed the Weird Owls again?
otakon17: dang what a shame
otakon17: so you guys have an easier time since picking up a third?
otakon17: oofo these guys hit HARD
otakon17: 28 damage when you only have 91hp is a LOT
TehAmelie: i can't wait to see the power of our dubstep crushing the enemy's offense
PharaohBender27:

otakon17: Something STILL feels off if you're taking that much damage despite being hours into the game
TehAmelie: aren't all mushrooms strange?
otakon17: oh she's hooked
TehAmelie: is he selling venom?
TehAmelie: see cause he looks like Bane
definenull: persona?
otakon17: literal imposter syndrome covered up with drug use?
UtilityPunk: RIP Kavinsky and his electric mask
otakon17: oho
Juliamon: yeah but their whole *thing* is that they're straight-edge
otakon17: Consume the twin for their power
TehAmelie: pretty funny they sing with autotune
otakon17: just sapping nutrients from your body for 50 years
otakon17: "I'm gonna MOPE"
otakon17: oh he's HUGE
RatherLargeToad: Blor, the Impervious?!?
otakon17: you can't do damage
otakon17: at BEST you can just "survive"
Juliamon: maybe Synth shows up after a phase
UtilityPunk: Choo choo, here comes the plot train
ErynTzun: Yeah maybe they'll break out of it during the stage
otakon17: quick pull a fast crafting from BRUTAL LEGEND
otakon17: What would the BEAR think?!
otakon17: well not THIS drug
otakon17: Round 2!
Juliamon: Glitter is explicitly a recreational drug
otakon17: maybe you have to do it last on the time signature?
Juliamon: But we did learn how that ability works, at least
otakon17: ou're gonna lose the next round I think
ghizmou: the drug was in you all along
otakon17: I did not expect the ability to nullfiy their attacks
otakon17: you don't have a heal more than one target skill yet?
Juliamon: no, no heal-all
otakon17: this still feels like you're woefully underleveled and skilled
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
TehAmelie: as far as i've seen we've gained one level for every fight we've had. maybe there's somewhere we're supposed to grind?
Juliamon: I don't think levels are the issue
Juliamon: I think the game is specifically like this
Juliamon: it wants you to choose your actions with purpose, rather than just mash attack until the enemy dies
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bosku: How is the game so far? I don't think I've heard of this, but interested
Juliamon: Game has some rough spots but it's quite good
Juliamon: You totally had that if you hadn't whiffed the mashup
otakon17: thanks for the strem you two, take care all and have a good one
Dog_of_Myth:

RockPusher: Jolf!
Juliamon: Even though the game has "puzzle battles," *every* fight is technically a puzzle.
SaxPython:

Juliamon: now they're base-EX
Juliamon: this will be week 3
RatherLargeToad: Do an kick flip off of Bara Dūr
Juliamon: (of 3)
RockPusher: You're a bird and you skateboard is an accurate description of skatebird
ErynTzun: Yeah Skate bird is very much a bird on a skateboard and very Tony Hawk except since you're a bird you are very tiny and skateboard an huge human objects.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Dog_of_Myth:

ErynTzun:

ContingentCat:
Thanks Heather and Ian 
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SaxPython: woah. I got an ad for a Chrono Trigger concert(!) near me(!!) in 2 months(!!!). Rare W for ads
Juliamon: dang, nice
SaxPython: the tour has 3 US stops. NYC, Chicago, and Hollywood
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