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Chronomagistrate: @James_the_Dabbler ...til I send codes?
James_the_Dabbler: yeah
TXC2: hell maiden = Persephone?
accountmadeforants: I've heard some good things about this game, keen to see what it's like. (One phrase I've seen is "Doomed Yuri Dante's Inferno" and frankly that goes almost as hard as "Lesbian Necromancers In Space")
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TXC2: Her!
accountmadeforants: Hell yeah
Juliamon: fashion icon
jarnatan: What the dawg doin
TXC2: Hello Matt
gralamin: Iconic
QuixoticScrivener: oh hey, its the Goat Prince
jarnatan: The mic is like 1% of the volume of the intro music
TXC2: !patreon
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TehAmelie: ohaio
TXC2: oh I seen this Hentai
Greyah: Is this Mili?
accountmadeforants: Oh this is a good start
QuixoticScrivener: New Desert Bus intro idea?
Orannis0: Love the retro anime style
TheMerricat: This is very much an anime opening.
gralamin: Love anime openings in games
Invitare: when does the Dante's Divine Comedy part start?
Juliamon: Lots of visual references here
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jarnatan: Imagine being judged by a yuri of your peers ey gottem
TehAmelie: i seem to remember a fake game in a game called Hell Maiden. . .it's probably not this one
James_the_Dabbler: This goes hard
RatherLargeToad: @invitare girl in the red is Dante, I think
evil_h2o_elf: oh sick, we did a barrel roll
Greyah: That song was by my favorite band, so that's a good start.
accountmadeforants:
evil_h2o_elf: Press Ang Beg
accountmadeforants: This also has some Touhou vibes
TehAmelie: i feel. . .Castlevania
TXC2: press adg beg
accountmadeforants: Yes, Dante the huge lesbian
Chronomagistrate: Opening did feel somewhat like RG Utena
jarnatan: So does this take place before or after Devil May Cry 5?
comrade_cards: Dante's self insert, Dante
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TXC2: all the classic characters: Dante the lesbian, Virgil the lesbian... Lucifer the lesbian
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nice
accountmadeforants: I do like Bullet Heaven as a genre name yeah
TXC2:
"deck builder" so Wheeler can play this on ITYC 
TheMerricat: You know, given Dante wrote A Divine Comedy basically to bash everybody he hated, the fact that in this year of our Lord he's been turned into a Yuri magician seems rather fitting.
KBKarma: I once accidentally read multiple books at roughly the same time about killing gods.
QuixoticScrivener: @TXC2 Lilith the twink?
comrade_cards: The children yearn for hell
TehAmelie: not quite as much Castlevania as the title music made me think, eh
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Dante finally got off Twitter and moved to Tumblr
TXC2:
QuixoticScrivener nah,I've seen Supernatural, Lilith topped the heck out of Adam
accountmadeforants: She can't hear you she's got her airpods in!
accountmadeforants: Rolled out of bed into hell
comrade_cards: As I recall, climbing the mountain in the Divine Comedy was the easy part
jarnatan: Princess Euphemia li Britannia is in this?
KBKarma: THAT'S VIRGIL.
kid_flashionable:
accountmadeforants: NOW I'm motivated!
TXC2:
FUCKING CALLED IT 
Greyah: I didn't know the wacky woohoo pizza man and his brother transitioned!
TheMerricat:
RatherLargeToad: oh no, soap opera AMNESIA!
James_the_Dabbler: …
QuixoticScrivener: @Greyah Good for them
LidofLoathing: if you squint, her dress looks kind of Roman, I guess
kid_flashionable: Its been a while since I've read it, but is Virgil associated with roses??
comrade_cards: Virgil, of aeneid fame!
accountmadeforants: Beatrice probably?
jhmv: what anime nonsense is this
TXC2: Virgil was a (loooong dead) Greek poet that Dante admired
RatherLargeToad: “Requisition me a beat”
comrade_cards: Roman poet, right?
TheMerricat: It is a supreme disservice if they've turned Dante and Virgil into women that Beatrice was not turned into a guy
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TXC2: I think it's meant to be purgatory before limbo?
jacey0002: Starting in limbo feels like a low bar
TXC2: comrade_cards you're right, Roman
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RassilonDND: Hey chat, never heard of this game. Anyone willing to give me a quick summary about it?
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TehAmelie: a quill! we'll write our own fanfic in the fanfic!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RassilonDND Lesbian Dante's Inferno. That is about all we know
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Juliamon: RassilonDND Neptunia, but Dante's Inferno
TXC2: RassilonDND we've all just started
jarnatan: @RassilonDND We're all seeing it for the first time and it just started, so let's find out together
James_the_Dabbler: is this just another survivorslike
TehAmelie: i say Divine Comedy fanfic, but i feel it's fairly transformative
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @James_the_Dabbler Yes
jhmv: oh it's a survivor like
Raincoast_Bear: Chibi characters run around and fight monsters while collecting stuff?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is tagged as Bullet Heaven
TXC2: TehAmelie so we're three fanfic layers down
James_the_Dabbler: @TehAmelie This is basically the Catholic church’s version of Twilight
TehAmelie: yeh
RassilonDND: I understand bullet hell, what's a bullet heaven?
accountmadeforants: @RassilonDND Vampire Survivors-like
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RassilonDND You shoot out a lot of bullets.
TXC2: RassilonDND you are the one sending out the bullets
accountmadeforants: I dunno these snakes seem kinda cute they can stay
Raincoast_Bear: Dante Alighieri, yes.
jarnatan: This is one of two(2) streams on Twitch for this game so far
accountmadeforants: Reading cards? Ha!
RassilonDND: Ah cool. Neptunia + vampire survivor seems interesting.
TXC2:
Snakes get a bad rep, ONE time evil impersonates them and causes the original sin, and suddenly ALL snakes are evil 
accountmadeforants: Oh we can read now
jarnatan: Mod cards, what about Rocker cards?
TXC2: what are poets gonna do in a fight?
jhmv: If you position you camera a little bit to the left it looks like you're burning
RassilonDND: This is early access right? Is it on steam?
accountmadeforants: Ah, garlic probably
QuixoticScrivener: assume gold is rare?
TXC2: RassilonDND early access yes
WiJohn: RF build go!
jarnatan: Erich tho, rite?
accountmadeforants:
TehAmelie: to the left in your hand? or when you swing left?
jhmv: you can merge the boost though
TXC2: TehAmelie I assume to the left of deck, like in Balatro with Jokers
RassilonDND: Are upgrade options different for different characters?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The weapon that it is on is not to the left of the weapon it is on.
TehAmelie: makes more sense
QuixoticScrivener: she said the thing
Juliamon: you can't just....... o
jhmv: it's so anime
Juliamon: ok
accountmadeforants: I'm reminded of that gif of someone writing in a book that's on fire
KBKarma: Limbo is where the virtuous dead dwell, those who died before Christ did. So they kinda wallow in not-Heaven not-Hell. Although apparently Jesus turned up and took a bunch of people up to heaven but not like Socrates.
TehAmelie: i never liked Inferno, it burns through devil trigger so quickly
comrade_cards: Yup, the inferno definitely belonged to dante
Orannis0: I think they're calling you a scrub XD
accountmadeforants: Beatrice, more like Bae-a-trice
KBKarma: I wonder if the game will be doing Inferno/Purgatorio/Paradiso, or just Infero.
KBKarma: *Ingerno
KBKarma: **Inferno
TXC2: Movement speed is the number 1 stat in these game according to Serge
Juliamon: well, the game did already namedrop Paradiso
accountmadeforants: So what we've learned is that all Dragon Quest slimes go to hell
KBKarma: @Juliamon But the question is whether it's going to be levels or just an end destination.
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TXC2: also game is early access, so I assume later areas aren't done yet
KBKarma: The fact that it appears to show Beatrice resting on the sphere of heaven (I think that's what it's called) suggests we mayn't be fighting in Paradiso.
jhmv: can you switch mod cards?
jhmv: from weapons
KBKarma: Is this using the Vampire Survivors engine, or just the same ideas?
TXC2: KBKarma same idea I assume
QuixoticScrivener: reroll?
accountmadeforants: I guess DQ Slimes are at least virtuous dead.
KBKarma: Apparently!
KBKarma: It would be terrible if one of them is Socrates.
TXC2: also 5 mins for the first run seems long? is Matt good, or was I just REALLY bad at Vamp Survivors?
TXC2:
accountmadeforants: This is just "the power of god and anime" minus god
TehAmelie: this one seems pretty generous with your starting power level
KBKarma: I hope not
KBKarma: Socrates was considered one of them.
WiJohn: You can be virtuous and murderous at the same time
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: All i know is war never changes
KBKarma: But man does.
TXC2: "is war virtuous?" pretty sure it isn't
accountmadeforants: "Please, Squirtle, I'm dying"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "I can't deal with you while you are fire"
KBKarma: There was a meme where that was said by a player in a game (war never changes, but men do), and someone responded "transgndr"
KBKarma: Which... yeah, OK.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Max HP up
accountmadeforants: @KBKarma Holy shit
jhmv: max hp up
Invitare: I don't remember this part of the bible
KBKarma: *technically* the Divine Comedy wasn't part of the Bible.
KBKarma: It was Bible fanfic.
jhmv: and it hits you with a quote
TXC2: KBKarma what I'm getting from this is we stop wars with more transfems
KBKarma: There are probably worse ways to end wars.
accountmadeforants: Ah, VIrgirl, you're back
TehAmelie: our currency is the screams of the damned? feels bad, like capitalism
KBKarma: @accountmadeforants Oh, very clever.
accountmadeforants: "We're in hell"
TXC2:
to be fair, Dante's inferno would make more sense as part of the Bible then the book of Revelation
Samurai_bill:
We're in Hell
KBKarma: Wait, this is *after* the end of the Divine Comedy?!
KBKarma: You're a woman, Dante!
Orannis0: What the F, we were going to Waffle House
jhmv: wait, black haired anime girl with flat voice, perky voiced pink anime girl. is this Madoka?
Samurai_bill: Shout out to all the virtuous pagans
accountmadeforants:
Honestly, I wanna answer other questions with a perky "We're in hell, [name]! 
"
jhmv: this is where we would put all the virtuous pagans... if there were any
TXC2: "no ones' here....I killed them all"
jhmv: time to go to hell
TehAmelie: abandon hope, etc
Anubis169: I'll be waiting for ya when ya get back from the hell trip
Anubis169: it's too hot down there
KBKarma: Ah, so the Virtuous Dead are all gone.
EvilBadman: that animation belies your movement speed
KBKarma: Ooo, free respecs.
TXC2: so the Virtuous dead are gone, what about the grateful dead?
accountmadeforants: I'm sure they're fine, everything's fine
Grancheater: screaming into a big hole for powerups
jhmv: I think you're throwing souls into hell
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bbblehh: Is this that bullet heaven for lesbians I've been hearing about
accountmadeforants: Oh there's some kinda V-Sync (or lack thereof) going on
MungoDude: mystery fundraiser stream went well
TXC2: bbblehh yes
TehAmelie: @bbblehh with lesbians, anyway
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: famous Youtuber. yes
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Genie_M: We all helped with hole
baltimore_667083: he can’t stop; he’s addicted to the shindig
jarnatan: Virgil needs to get better aim then
KBKarma: Let's go lesbians!
accountmadeforants: Now the question: Does she pronounce the heart in that sentence
baltimore_667083:
why were they going through Ohio though
jhmv: is there an uhaul joke there
gualdhar: and, let me guess, they were roommates in hell?
TehAmelie: snakes with duck faces, i note
jarnatan: Those are caterpies
TehAmelie: no no they're making duck face
TXC2: snucks?
KBKarma: @gualdhar Nah, seems pretty clear cut that they were more than roommates.
jhmv: I wonder if you can unlock other characters, vampire survivor style. Who else would you even unlock. Other italian poets?
KBKarma: Well, they mentioned that the other Virtuous Dead are around.
TXC2: they got them puckered Sin sucking lips
KBKarma: I wanna see fem!Socrates.,
jarnatan: I think Dante is trying to unlock Beatrice
TXC2: no wait, I should have said Dante Sucking lips!
KBKarma: I trust you, Matt!
TehAmelie: the monster animations are strong, apropos nothing
KBKarma: One problem I have with these sorts of games is figuring out synergies. The other is remembering what everything does. caused me problems with Risk of Rain.
bbblehh: OMG she said the thing
accountmadeforants: Yes girl! Slay girl!
KBKarma: "My heart burns ever on!" You should see a doctor about that, girl. I had to get a transplant for that.
KBKarma: (and a SICD before that)
KBKarma: Nah, I think those are unvirtuous dead that snuck in.
TehAmelie: they probably just go right back to here
KBKarma: That's what I would have said!
KBKarma: Well, none of them look like Plato or Diogenes.
TXC2:
well it's not like God's watching ALL the time right?
jhmv: why does it have a minimap of nothing
TXC2: how Matt said Diogenes is not how my brain would make me say Diogenes
TXC2:
I assume you're right Matt, I'd say it Dee-o-jens
TehAmelie: Diogenes was a moral philosopher totally devoted to living by his principles. like Chidi in The Good Place. now how did that work out for him in the afterlife? (spoilers)
jhmv: because you have to... d the p and s?
accountmadeforants: You know, if this game gets a Wikipedia article I'm sure it'll make for some really interesting shortcuts in the WIki Game
KBKarma: I am, Dio-GEN-es.
KBKarma: I think.
EvilBadman: Diogenes crack when I get up, am I right friends
KBKarma: Matt's pronunciation is the standard Anglicised version.
jhmv: the trick is pronouncing heracles and bicycles the same
accountmadeforants:
Bassios: @jhmv Strangely, it doesn't affect the Queen song very much, bi-cy-clees works just as well 🤣
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accountmadeforants: Pictured: Dante writing another poem to dunk on someone (s)he dislikes
KBKarma: If Diogenes is a possible character, I want her ultimate to be "Behold, a Man!"
KBKarma: I don't know what it'll do, but I wants it.
TXC2: well given how Queer the ancient Greeks where, it makes sense the Queen song about being Bisexual works with Greek
TehAmelie: "Dante's inferno" is the pain of being skewered by her quill
KBKarma: The real fun trick is pronouncing testicles as testi-cleez.
TXC2: KBKarma turns all the enemies into easy to kill chickens
KBKarma: And Sophocles as Sophokels.
Bassios: KBKarma you mean we're not supposed to pronounce it that way normally?
KBKarma: My mom would get unhappy.
KBKarma: @TXC2 Ooo, a sheepstick effect.
comrade_cards: Is the flamethrower a projectile for the purposes of extra projectile mod?
TehAmelie: only one way to find out
accountmadeforants: I know in some bullet heavens that sort of thing would work yeah. (LIke getting another flamethrowing sprouting out the back)
jacey0002: @comrade_cards I think it grayed out the flamethrower when he was picking the extra projectiles, maybe won't let you apply to that.
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah I already wishlisted it
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I feel the need...the need for speed
accountmadeforants: It's almost as though this is some sort of platform with which new games can be demonstrated to a large audience, curious.
TehAmelie: now we're ambistabbious
accountmadeforants: Sliiiiide to the left, sliiiiide to the right, criss cross!
accountmadeforants: Truly, we all aspire to make number go up
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is the only way to numberwang
TXC2: the only part of capitalism gamers love: number go up
TehAmelie: this is how you have to write with a quill if you're left handed, right
accountmadeforants: Crit builds are just picking the Damage% up option but telling yourself you're being brave.
TXC2: if this is true, it does give credence to Catholic church to banning people from being left handed
TehAmelie: oh no
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Dragons breath was greyed out.
Dorkseid: Go more than five seconds without an upgrade. Challenge level: Impossible
accountmadeforants: Dang fun denied
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can move it.
accountmadeforants: I guess it's just the boss timer, but it'd be really funny if we were meant to be doing something all along
TXC2: big thing in Vamp Survivors was learning about moving REALLY far in the map to find unlocks
accountmadeforants: Oh lmao Minos
accountmadeforants: Sounds like King MInos is also a cute anime girl
accountmadeforants:
TehAmelie: and she seems to have a snake tail
KBKarma: It is, yes.
jhmv: wait she has a tail
jhmv: let's goooooooo
accountmadeforants: Why yes a cute anime girl *does* judge the damned, why did you ask?
Invitare: there's a lot of stuff in this game that was not in the bible
KBKarma: Yes, but the Divine Comedy is Catholic fanfic.
TehAmelie: she has legs so she's not a naga. a snaketaur?
EvilBadman: not sure but this might be taking some liberties with the source material
TXC2: maybe the legs are fake, like a decoy
jhmv: from the divine comedi fandom wiki (there's a divine comedy fandom wiki????): Minos is a minor character in the Divine Comedy. He is the grand judge of the dead though beneath the likes of Satan who holds the title of supreme judge. He is part of the Karma Magistratus, or the Courts of Hell, that handles the judicial system in Hell.
TehAmelie: pseudolegs *nod nod*
jacey0002: @TXC2 Do they pop off like a skink tail?
TXC2: jacey0002 sure why not
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: on Wikipedia: In Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy story Inferno, Minos is depicted as having a snake-like tail.
gualdhar: ok, ok minos, we love you
accountmadeforants: Um, sorry Minos, there's this girl Beatrice we already like, sooooo
TehAmelie: huh, that's the part that's true to the original
KBKarma: Yeah, this is surprisingly accurate to the Divine Comedy.
jhmv: ok, from actual wikipedia: In Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy story Inferno, Minos is depicted as having a snake-like tail. He sits at the entrance to the second circle in the Inferno, which is the beginning of Hell proper. There, he judges the sins of each soul and assigns it to its appropriate punishment by indicating the circle to which it must descend. He does this by circling his tail around his body the appropriate number of times. He can also speak to clarify the soul's location within th
KBKarma: Yeah, apart from the gender swapping stuff (and the bullet hell stuff), this is surprisingly accurate.
fatalDestiny: Touhou final spellcard type deal
TXC2:
just like the other Dante's Inferno game, we're gonna have to have Graham and Paul play play this while their historian friend rates the accuracy
accountmadeforants:
KBKarma: No mind!
TehAmelie: i'm a PC!
KBKarma: The pronunciation seems... good?
Invitare: rude
accountmadeforants: Lmao these girls
KBKarma: Ah, petty.
jhmv: oh wait the bandaid on her hat
accountmadeforants:
JKBalch: The ojosama laugh
Invitare: OH HO HO HO
KBKarma: Limitations of the physrep.
TriseAlpha: She's not even doing the "oh ho ho!" pose
accountmadeforants: I giggled at the quote
TXC2: !break
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TriseAlpha: Abyssal whales!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TehAmelie: i go to face purgatory at the porcelain throne (not really)
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TehAmelie: some sort of vibes, certainly
Bassios: My soul is just riddled with sin
JKBalch: Dropped my sin off in the kitchen
KBKarma: THROW IT IN THE TRASH
KBKarma: Guardian angel and also the love of your life.
KBKarma: In the poem, Virgil guides Dante through Inferno, and then I believe Beatrice turns up in Paradiso.
JKBalch: The art does remind me of those old Pc-98 games. In a complimentary way
corpocracy: Virgil can't go to Heaven 😞
KBKarma: Imagine if Dante gets to Paradiso, and fucks it up a second time.
corpocracy: The Divine Comedy has always been a really weird self-insert religious fanfic
KBKarma: Entirely accurate.
TehAmelie: and written on commission too
TehAmelie: i think >_>
KBKarma: It was.
KBKarma: Which is why, as I recall, opponents of his patron were in hell as well.
accountmadeforants: I'm guessing we'll get a new cutscene, that'll be fun
TehAmelie: naturally
accountmadeforants: No, no, that says the Gates of bell, we're in entirely the wrong place!
KBKarma: Could you have finished the demo already?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The steam page does say it has two levels currently
accountmadeforants: Apparently there's a bit more to unlocking the second stage
Mr_Horrible: she's the latin one, I ain't gonna argue
Greyah: What, you don't pronounce it as "playa-deez"?
jhmv: obligatory playa deez nuts
accountmadeforants: Incidentally, Matt, there seems to be some tearing/juddering going on, might need to turn V-Sync on or off (unless it's just on my end? But it only seems to happen during gameplay)
corpocracy: Pleiades NUTZ
Juliamon: I was getting some tear as well
Mr_Horrible: if Path of Exile has taught me anything, multi-proj is one of the best multipliers, usually
Mr_Horrible: hark, a maiden in distress
accountmadeforants: I was gonna say I swear if this is Ovid or something
accountmadeforants: But Horace is even funnier
Invitare: is Horace about to commit a Heresy?
Mr_Horrible:
surely there's a "proposals for talking sim" channel in the work slack 
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah this'll be a *fun* Talking Sim, please convince and/or trick them into it
Mr_Horrible: "hey are these guys bothering you?"
Juliamon: in the meantime please !clip it
gualdhar: now *this* is heresy right here
Mr_Horrible: yeah, really hard protecting a target that can't kite, in games like this
JKBalch: "Hits for Horace" is the new "Bowling for Soup" cover band
MAPBoardgames: She's dead because of you!
TehAmelie: i only now noticed the symbols under the life bars to see what bonuses you have
KBKarma: I'm gonna run. Gotta medicate. Have fun!
accountmadeforants: Moons you aggresively
TehAmelie: i feel like we need a tank for our wizard
accountmadeforants: Oh, but do the moons count as projectiles?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: too bad she is dead
TehAmelie: typical conversations in D&D: i'm gonna throw the moon at them, do i get my bonus to throwing weapons?
jarnatan: I wonder, do we Stan Dido's Curse?
accountmadeforants: I do like how most of the art is fairly serious and then occasionally Virgil is cradling a dying snake in her arms
Mr_Horrible: hell is fully of Nasty Little Guys, who could've guessed?
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Yes, well, all of these Nasty Little Guys are the virtuous dead
accountmadeforants: Noric Malady is just so cute
jarnatan: Noric M'lady
TehAmelie: poor snek
Mr_Horrible: ooh, Venus on flame spout?
Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants maybe not dying, maybe just upset stomach. or.. something
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I want to see what it does at gold
Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz their tummy hurts and they're being so brave
jarnatan: I believe more projectile is in fact Number Go Up
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ask Midas
TehAmelie: if projectiles can't go lower than 1 but can get a big boost it probably averages to positive
accountmadeforants: Yes, there's certainly no circle of hell for Greed, that'd be silly
Strebenherz: @Mr_Horrible like that meme of the kitten owner taking it to the vet and worrying. "no they're just overweight"
jarnatan: Pleiades nuts
TehAmelie: if we make the moon any bigger it'll basically be a twin planet
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie There's some theory the Earth's Moon was formed from a part of the Earth that broke off, possibly as a result of impact, and the debris coalesced into a spherical satellite.
jarnatan: Dante sure be fardin'
TehAmelie: yeah, i did read today about some indication they've found the remains of planet Erid inside Earth
Mr_Horrible:
noooo my measurable outcomes noooo 
TehAmelie: yahoo news, so who knows
jarnatan: Heroic Serge
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
Lysander_salamander: Is this a Touhou spinoff?
accountmadeforants: @Lysander_salamander Nope, this is Dante's Divine Comedy but yuri
Mr_Horrible: oh, yeah I'm noticing the tearing now
Juliamon: Touhou is its own IP
Lysander_salamander:
Strebenherz: that face
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
TehAmelie: wait, it was called Theia. just thinking of Project Hail Mary here
Lysander_salamander: This art is delightfully retro
Juliamon: Lysander_salamander Wait till you see the opening animation
accountmadeforants: Oh no, Hell being made worse????
jarnatan: Last time I played a game with this art style was Deathsmiles, which I guess as a bullet hell is the inverse of this game
TehAmelie: good news, we're already dead
Mr_Horrible: DPS seems solid, at least
Mr_Horrible: even if the projectiles aren't really tracking great
Lysander_salamander: I do enjoy bullet-heavens, so I guess I'll take a look at the store
jarnatan: <looks at labyrinth motif> oh Minos. The font made me think her name was Midos
Lysander_salamander: that was rude
Juliamon: yeah the 'fancy' font needs changing
jarnatan: That was a Simon-ass move
TehAmelie: so close
Lysander_salamander: oh, this is in Early Access
Juliamon: yeah only 2 levels so far
Mr_Horrible: no I said "RAZE" hell
99 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
Juliamon: but it seems very promising
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: hello rodeo-goers
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: and cards
Juliamon: Do you like.... card games
jarnatan: Catholesbianism
PaperDoopliss: Do anime and catholicism like each other?
Juliamon: this has... cards, and it is a game
Mr_Horrible: @PaperDoopliss it feels like it comes up more often than one might think
PaperDoopliss: It does!
jarnatan: Anime definitely likes catholicism but I feel like it's a kinda one-sided attraction
TehAmelie: it's not the size of your sword, but the size of the swing
accountmadeforants: Doesn't the Catholic Church have an anime mascot?
Jensling: I dunno, they did make that mascot pilgrim
jarnatan: @accountmadeforants I mean Poplio, the pokemon, is also the current Pope, Leo
BurgerGamer: mario rpg
KickAssKanuck: super mario rpg
RebekahWSD: Does it being gold mean more damage or is it just very pretty?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It probably means something
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think rarity
jarnatan: that's a pony
accountmadeforants: I feel like the flamethrower has been gold every time, so it might be rarity?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, flamethrower has been gold every time we have seen it
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Now we just need a third wepaon
Mr_Horrible: iirc you are also allowed to freely rearrange the order of your weapon cards
Gunderrode: we did the yu gi oh thing!
jarnatan: Find borace
TehAmelie: love to quadruple-wield our trusty sword quills
jarnatan: Johnny Cash warned us about this
Mr_Horrible: damn, the pen do be mightier
Penguinizer: @Mr_Horrible yeah the ui to do it is just kinda clunky
TehAmelie: oh no, forum fight
Lysander_salamander: cute
Mr_Horrible: she summons Doomguy???
Jensling: Rip and Tear? RIP AND TEAR!!!!
jarnatan: First the retro anime art style, now the mention of forums? Truly nostalgic
Orannis0: #HellDinner
jhmv: they're all poets, they all have pens
Lysander_salamander: maybe it's a stylus
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe after the penultimate boss?
Mr_Horrible: on-hit for the flame spout seems like a strat
gualdhar: curse of "play despacito"?
TehAmelie: we do do a lot of hits
jarnatan: Blistering Wake sounds like Dante's doing roasts at a funeral
Lysander_salamander: yes good
WiJohn: So much lightning
TehAmelie: 1000 swords time?
jarnatan: Chaos
Mr_Horrible: I like the lightning
Strebenherz: zappy
Mr_Horrible: it's like passive income, except lightning
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean wrath needs some extra projectiles anyway
WiJohn: & if you swap them it's even more
BurgerGamer: dance feels like its not doing a ton rn
Mr_Horrible: it's also our only range, so it seems good for softening up stuff
Mr_Horrible: dance is good cleanup for things that survive to melee range
Mr_Horrible: esp at time like this where there's lots of enemies that move fast
EvilBadman: ride the lightning
TehAmelie: we could say, the more enemies there are and the closer they get the more we'll need dance
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: increase the Serge
Lysander_salamander: yay
TehAmelie: if i remember right, our lightning does four lightnings with a 30% chance of doing six additional ones
Mr_Horrible: seems like it's got most bases covered
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You do also have a reroll
BurgerGamer:
we could probably use a bit more dash distance tho
WiJohn: If you put venus on the balls and then move main between the two...
rentar42:
but only got permanent damage 
jarnatan: Our attack is the paralympic emblem
Mr_Horrible:
by jove he's done it 
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Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha oh this is amazing
Lysander_salamander: going on my wishlist
jhmv: she wants to bless you
Mr_Horrible: oh, whoops, I thought I already *had* this wishlisted
accountmadeforants: Bless UP
Juliamon: Bea pls
Penguinizer: @Lysander_salamander it’s a fun game. got it because of the mili theme
Mr_Horrible: played the demo they had out a few NextFests back and was charmed
Lysander_salamander: Who is Mili?
WiJohn: #alittletooblessed
jhmv: did it bug out xp and you're just leveling up like crazy?
BurgerGamer: no game, only level up
Mr_Horrible:
I mean let's not pretend this didn't happen in Vampire Survivors, too
jarnatan: Number sure go up
Lysander_salamander: what is going on
accountmadeforants: Please stop praying for your gay wife, Bea, she's become too strong
Mr_Horrible: it might be that same thing, if there was some kind of "vacuum" pickup you got
Mr_Horrible: so it's just running all the level-ups from all the exp you vacuumed up
Mr_Horrible: I'm just speculating
Penguinizer: @Lysander_salamander they did the opening thme Not My Paradiso. they also did the theme for another indie game inspired by dante’s inferno ehich is funny since it’s happened twice.
Mr_Horrible: but that's usually the circumstance I see this happen in, in Survivor games
WiJohn: That many hits and the extra proj is still level 1
Mr_Horrible: @Penguinizer oh I shoulda recognized the music style. I enjoyed their soundtracks for the Ender metroidvania games
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @WiJohn there is a level 3 on firebreath though
Mr_Horrible: oh my she's melting
Penguinizer: @Mr_Horrible yeah i think its just the opening and not the rest but it is very much their style
jhmv: going a bit faster than last attempt
rentar42: they were just standing ther ... menancingly!
Lysander_salamander: Yay
Mr_Horrible: now, time to survive
Lysander_salamander: yay again
Grancheater: "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light" - Dante Alighieri
accountmadeforants:
Lysander_salamander:
Mr_Horrible: I respect having a phase like that so you can't just fully ignore the boss
TehAmelie: as Dante was famous for saying
accountmadeforants: I get that they want to tie things in, but these never stop being funny
Lysander_salamander: the confetti cannons were a nice touch
jhmv: Dante really said "remember you have free will"
Penguinizer: @Mr_Horrible it is very much the final spellcard thing from touhou which is cute too
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This is getting out of hand. Now there is two of them
BurgerGamer: thats slightly more interesting a level ending than "grim reaper that twerks on your corpse unless you have the time freeze weapon"
Strebenherz: what
TehAmelie: Vampire Survivors be like that
accountmadeforants: Okay so we're definitely saving Ovid and Lucan at some point
Grancheater: I think it's too soon to discount a grim reaper that twerks on our corpse
Mr_Horrible: if they've got V-Sync in the options that might help
Flamennight: oof ouchie my vsync
jhmv: Hell Maiden is such a tame name for this game. Hell Survivors! Dante's Bullet Paradiso! Touou But Italian!
accountmadeforants: Also occasionally during gameplay
Lysander_salamander: why is it called Carpe Diem though??
accountmadeforants: But it's definitely worst here
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it might not be happening for your actual game monitor if it's a newer monitor
goombalax: Yurinferno
Lysander_salamander: Wouldn't it make more sense if it was like, a harpoon gun?
Mr_Horrible: since most come with G-Sync (basically auto framerate sync you don't have to enable) these days
jarnatan: Gottem
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: I love leveling up my ability to level up
Mr_Horrible: unironically
TehAmelie: we've got a Captain America sword
goombalax: a rock
Lysander_salamander:
Mr_Horrible:
TehAmelie: let's call them snugs, for snake slugs
accountmadeforants: YES GIRL! SLAY GIRL!
Mr_Horrible: lmao
Juliamon: NYOOOOOM
Strebenherz: oh my god a charriot xD
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Love that
WiJohn: Wait she has a car?!
TehAmelie: beep beep
Strebenherz: VROOM
accountmadeforants: Horace dodging DUIs like
NonchalantAvenger: טם צשאא! ו עםךכןמע אםמןעיא?
NonchalantAvenger: yo matt! u golfing tonight?
BurgerGamer: -er maybe?
Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants mentally heard matt say "horus". "ah the horus heresy. anime girl hit and run with a charriot, clearly"
EvilBadman: pick up bart
NonchalantAvenger: yass
BurgerGamer: seems decent for the single projectile attacks
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
Mr_Horrible: man I apparently don't remember the Simpsons AT ALL
Mr_Horrible:
TehAmelie: she looks ready to sing an Iliad or two
WiJohn: She gonna tell you all about the wrath of achilles!
BurgerGamer: looking up mousai is just bringing up hotel listings
TehAmelie: let's hope we don't spend 10 minutes being interrupted by level ups every 3 seconds. . .
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WiJohn: That one works to the right yeah?
WiJohn: You've got it on the right now so nothing's right of it
WiJohn:
As a dyslexic I feel that
TehAmelie: i sometimes confuse which way left and right is relative to
WiJohn: So much sword
Grancheater: Now that is a Bullet Heaven
Juliamon: unlimited blade works
TehAmelie: i mentioned 1000 swords technique earlier but at last now we have 1000 spears-with-blades-longer-than-their-shafts
TehAmelie: that's how Vampire Survivors fell apart, you'd always get to the point where you don't need to make any decisions
accountmadeforants: I'm still seeing some pixels that aren't swords, could be better
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I need more gold glow on the screen
Grancheater: 100% carpe diem, 0% memento mori
TehAmelie: i wonder if Minos counts as a ranged enemy
TehAmelie: wow, twitch is compressing stuff now
comrade_cards: Oof, compression
Flamennight: oh god the bitrate
goombalax: leave no space that is not a sword
TehAmelie: we have become Jagganoth
Strebenherz: @TehAmelie okay i thought my internet was just being poop again XD
Juliamon: make sure to clip this delicious madness
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And now a word from our boss
TehAmelie: one way or another!
Juliamon: I can't, it's completely blurred out lmao
Flamennight: the only fault in this strat is being able to see the enemies attacks
Juliamon: it's a real shitshow
ghyllnox: The eyes of twitch are very blurry
Lysander_salamander: extremely pixelated
TehAmelie: you'd think this wasn't even very good setup against a single enemy
EvilBadman: It's like 480p blown up
Joecool190: those are sure some pixels
kdefinition: Make everything a sword. Stop having all of the air not be made of swords!
accountmadeforants: It means you're winning
EvilBadman: _immediately_ clears up
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How taboo
dm818: wub wub wub
Mr_Horrible: oh you get cards for the bosses too, neat
EvilBadman: 566k damage, nice
TehAmelie: you know, it's given all the quotes are by Dante, it could be more interesting to have a page reference or something
BalthusHomewood: Good evening everyone
TehAmelie: howdy
Lysander_salamander: I recently learned about the feud going on between Florence and Ravenna. Florence has been trying to steal back Dante's remains, because they want the sweet tourism bucks.
Grancheater: dante seems to be building some sort of... dead poets society
TehAmelie: hehe
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream Matt!
Strebenherz: oh heck battle golf heck yeah
Strebenherz: that game is hilarious
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for playing! Have a good afternoon
BalthusHomewood: @Lysander_salamander Honestly, it's worth visiting either, or both if you can. Every city and province in Italy has its own charms
EvilBadman: That game rules
Bruceski: !next
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Anubis169: !store
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Anubis169: !youtube
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Anubis169: !quote
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Anubis169: Thankies for the strim stram dude!
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
BalthusHomewood: Good night
GapFiller: Matt left the stream running didnt he
Juliamon: seems so
SaxPython: I was wondering why I didn't get ads when I joined. I guess I joined after they ran
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Juliamon: I pinged Paul, I don't know what else I can do
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Super Battle Golf) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (38m from now).
TehAmelie: well, now we're the ones in limbo
SaxPython: clap clap clap
TehAmelie: *does a limbo dance* :>/-<
TehAmelie: woo
Mathwyn:
Hey all is this the forever stream?
SaxPython: sorry. You just missed it
Mathwyn: Damn
TehAmelie: Paul's in his control room and all is right in the world
LoadingReadyRun: what you have to know about me (Matt) is that i indend to press buttons. and then I don't
TehAmelie: ah
exeJayce: good job Matt
LoadingReadyRun:
exeJayce: hmm I wonder if I ask super nicely I can be the sacrifice for tomorrow's Let's Nope since today's my birthday
Lysander_salamander: !next
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