ihlendrax: !box
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if whichever mod is running the CtS would be willing to run some kind of poll or other points gambling of "How many people will Heather snipe with a golf ball"
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
DeM0nFiRe: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always need healing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, the Alex science from REPO bad advice
Juliamon: Running gambas requires concentration and I tend to get very distracted during frantic games like this one, unfortunately
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon All good!
Juliamon: if I have to be counting Heather murders, I'm missing everything else. Multitasking is hard!
kingandcommoner: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Super Battle Golf) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
exeJayce: I wonder how many murders in general we'll have
DeM0nFiRe: The statistic that people murder an average of 12 people during a game of golf is mislead. Murders Heather is a statistical outlier and should be excluded
kingandcommoner: Murder is a crime. This is what we call "extremely proactive self defense"
exeJayce: I can accept this
Thefluffiestguineapig: @exeJayce Yes
AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Super Battle Golf) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (8s ago).
SnackPak_: jolf!
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you happen to be in the way of the golf ball, that is not the golf ball's fault
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Juliamon: gold
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Juliamon: "Send Codes || Super Battle Gold" none of that is correct
Astrovore: Let's Goooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon At least the actual game is correct?
AtrusOfMyst: The codes that were sent were the launch codes
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @AtrusOfMyst For the giant space laser
exeJayce: oshit not the launch codes!
Getter404: Those are quite a lot of Golf Noises
Dog_of_Myth: Super Battle Gold is good name though
ErynTzun: Is this the Gold version of Super Battle Golf?
kusinohki: meows
NimrodXIV: violence?
LoadingReadyRun: I got got blown the fuck up.
TehAmelie: *hesitant golf clap*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie If you can golf clap you are too close
kusinohki: could someone send me lunch codes? I'm kinda hungry
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Strebenherz: Okay I did a double take at the rubber chicken honks
e_bloc:
SymphonySolstice: good evening everyone, I return from a week in the woods with no internet access and I'm ready to jolf
Strebenherz: I didn't hallucinate that right?
letfireraindown: woo
exeJayce: no I heard it too
PharaohBender27: Time for SUPER BATTLE GOLF!
Juliamon:
oh it's James, of course the title's wrong 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz me too, I looked to see if I had a weird alarm somehow
ErynTzun: @kusinohki Currently only have dinner codes and getting free chai
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig i have several of those floating around the apartment, had a moment of "am i stepping on one somehow"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ah, #blamejames
couchboyj:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Half the title was updated at least
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Strebenherz:
@Juliamon whelp if a mod says we can shoot james.. time to shoot james? 
Juliamon: I didn't say shoot, I said blame! BLAME!
PharaohBender27: I can get the gold instead of golf - the "Send Codes" is a little more perplexing
kusinohki: do not hunt james for sport
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz I own cats, and I have been around those where someone actually decided to make them LOUDER so no thanks
couchboyj: Crossing the Codes? Send the Streams?
exeJayce: but if we shoot James who else gets to run pubg night
ErynTzun: @Strebenherz What are we shooting with? I am unarmed. I do have a pie though.
WriterRaven flops into chat, kupo
Dog_of_Myth: Do not look at James, do not taunt James.
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig wait there's louder versions? do want
PharaohBender27:
DaxStrife: Why does the chicken sound in this game sound like Serge?
Critterbot: These sure are some... noises.
Strebenherz: @ErynTzun fire at will captain
CaptainSpam applauds
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz They made them
RatherLargeToad: “Congratulations”
SymphonySolstice: clap clap clap clap
DeM0nFiRe:
TehAmelie: congratulations!
Thefluffiestguineapig: My friend made the louder version
e_bloc:
ErynTzun launches cream pie
WriterRaven: @RatherLargeToad wark wark
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig rip my wallet and roommate's sanity
SymphonySolstice: congratulations!
WriterRaven: @Strebenherz Will Captain did nothing wrong!
ekplayscards: this is the perfect crossing the streams game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Meaning my friend hand made them
GasCityGaming: why is there squeezy chicken noise?
public_key_reveal_party:
exeJayce: @GasCityGaming why not?
kusinohki: excellent question.... next question
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: desert bus the soundscape™ coming to a music site near yooooooou!!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Strange intro for Send Codes
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig OH. Props to your roommate XD
calculated_uncertainties: And here I thought my fallout game was glitching!
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: all jabs aside, I appreciate that everyone has distinctive going online setups
public_key_reveal_party: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters crossing the codes
exeJayce: hi James!
baltimore_667083: hi James!
TehAmelie: ahoy
Astrovore: Hi James!
SymphonySolstice: hello james and various human beings!
darkcyril: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx Add... well, not exactly ambiance, but *something* to your tabletop sessions with the LRR Soundscape!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
ErynTzun: @calculated_uncertainties New Mod Rubber Chicken
DigitalSeahorse: glof
Flyingdelorion: Hello!
Dog_of_Myth:
protojman: bought this game after watching yall play and talked my friends into it. immediate fun
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baltimore_667083: Golf Theft Auto V
iarethel0ser: That's the "battle" part.
Flyingdelorion: Let's flog!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @darkcyril Child charity???
ErynTzun: Violent Un-serious Golf where you're a target
exeJayce: oh jeez, Adam's in here so of course there's violence
Strebenherz: Yeet
SnackPak_: that Horner is a menace
Juliamon: Nice dodge
baltimore_667083: ole!
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
MacbethSeemsSus: Not sure what James is talking about. This looks like every gold outing I've been on
darkcyril: James "Jukes" Turner
AtrusOfMyst: *in Bam Margera voice* "Were going to run over James with a car"
MacbethSeemsSus: golf*
Dog_of_Myth: This should be every intro
SnackPak_: I like this new game
ErynTzun: GORF
kusinohki: but what if not doing the intro affects his performance??
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: title be wrong James sorta
ErynTzun: Do you get extra Penguins in the game when gaming with linux
e_bloc: chaos, chaos, and first time playing
PharaohBender27: Third sounds correct
James_the_Dabbler: Yet
ErynTzun: Yeah I remember two others
raulghoulia: topps. solid golf pun
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 because I think Adam has been on all of them
e_bloc: definitely nelson's first time
PharaohBender27: Suuuurrre
ErynTzun: Seasoned professional golf murderers
mercano82: Super Battle Golf III: The Search for Par
Mai_Andra: 3 tops, 5 bottoms?
Dog_of_Myth:
MacbethSeemsSus: Make sure to season your professionals before cooking
kimmiekoneko: my entendre: doubled
TehAmelie: "you guys are getting paid?"
public_key_reveal_party: who's on the loadingreadylive account?
SnackPak_: I look forward to James getting bullied all night
CaptainSpam: In fairness, she did not step on you. She kicked you. Crucial difference!
Dog_of_Myth:
TehAmelie: why doesn't Heather, the largest golfer, okay wait she does
Juliamon: public_key_reveal_party Matt
DeM0nFiRe: Why doesn't the larger golfer simply eat all the smaller golfers?
OldUncleDan: Iron Mouse? I prefer Aluminum Siren and Lead Crow myself.
DeM0nFiRe: Oh lol I was too slow
ContingentCat: Classic nightbook
exeJayce: @OldUncleDan thank you for this lovely reference
WriterRaven: @OldUncleDan Shoutout to Neodymiumustelid.
public_key_reveal_party: thank you!
ErynTzun: @DeM0nFiRe It's Heather that could happen
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KaleidoscopeMind: you golf
ancientspark: Hold ball at people's face, win
MacbethSeemsSus: It's completely normal golf
RatherLargeToad: The ball goes into the square hole
e_bloc: press the golf button
Dog_of_Myth: "Yes, turns"
kimmiekoneko: james has been golfed
RatherLargeToad: Iron Nelson strikes again
e_bloc: he's hacking and whacking and smacking
7gorobei: baptism by bazooka
public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, the ball nearly going in the water had very little to do with nelly
kimmiekoneko: can nelly put james in the hole?
BrowneePointz: since James is the irl golf enjoyer we gotta bully him
public_key_reveal_party: @kimmiekoneko james can fall down the hole in this game
TehAmelie: Golf Games with Jolf James
ErynTzun: Too many explosions
SnackPak_: that was a lot
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jessicatheblack: WTF was Adam doing!?
RatherLargeToad: A Bohemian Rhapsody broke out
PharaohBender27:
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Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: woah James’ game is stuttering
Darleysam: ihorner's ball? Play the sound, Bart
TehAmelie: but aren't you the host?
PharaohBender27: Ooops
ghyllnox: Love the Japanese schoolgirl uniform on Ian's char
BrowneePointz: oh that explains it
Lysander_salamander: wow
public_key_reveal_party: o7
Lysander_salamander: dang
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Lysander_salamander: that sucks
Masslost: wait i thought james was know to find holes though
ErynTzun: Welcome to desktop
AtrusOfMyst: Golfed too hard
kimmiekoneko: what's your golf handicap, and what's your golf ping
ErynTzun: Pretty desktop there
ghyllnox:
It *was* the ping? 
BrowneePointz: wait I thought James’ PC had Girthy Innards
exeJayce: oooh that was a pretty desktop background
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: well, they say the goal of golf is to play the least golf
SymphonySolstice: too much jolf
CaptainSpam: The new elimination feature!
MacbethSeemsSus: James' pc saw that putt and noped out
GreyThey: Isn't Ping a golf equipment company?
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BrowneePointz: Adam momentarily John Cena
public_key_reveal_party: you heard it here first, heather and adam not friends
Mai_Andra: [in minecraft]
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PharaohBender27:
Look, in a high-stakes situation like Super Battle Golf, Heather is friends with *no one* 
evil_h2o_elf: IAN
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BrowneePointz: OO BABY a triple!
TehAmelie: good job whoever had the ice gun. everyone likes more ice at a party
exeJayce: I did not expect gold violence to be on my birthday checklist but here we are- thank you LRR for making me laugh today
CaptainSpam: If you overpower the swing, it can go way off course.
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exeJayce: golf*
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Strebenherz: welcome to the hunger games james
Juliamon: you gotta tap it in
CaptainSpam: Don't rush your shots.
korvys: James, it tells you how hard to hit it
exeJayce: controller supremacy
ContingentCat: I love the angry cameras watching
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exeJayce: so you can attack other players but you CANNOT hit their balls, yes? I feel like that would be even more chaotic
TehAmelie: @ContingentCat angry, judging, watching in silence
Strebenherz: did super battle golf have the voiced countdown last time? i don't remember that
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox: \o/
SymphonySolstice:
spethycakes:
PharaohBender27:
James_the_Dabbler: Uh oh, we've got a GAMER over here
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: By looking at the meter?
TehAmelie: what's your par James? i think par is a thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone clip that
realbadatthis_: Handicap?
TehAmelie: maybe that
public_key_reveal_party: airhorn is like, number one torture item
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BrowneePointz: or right off the line if you’re really good
Mr_Horrible: Big WHOCK!
BrowneePointz: mmm God’s Rod
James_the_Dabbler: Wrong game Ian
Sethalidos: Ian
Mr_Horrible: what a chip, goddamn
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Juliamon: Sure is
Mr_Horrible:
honestly though why don't they use compacted rubber bands instead of tungsten? They'd bounce and deal damage multiple times 
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible chocolate or & Dale?
MacbethSeemsSus: That stance
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz neither, but good cut
SnackPak_: saw that coming
Mr_Horrible:
the syntax took me a second
Juliamon: Clash of the Titans
7gorobei: golf on titan
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible I’m nothing if not moderately funny
Mr_Horrible: @7gorobei partial to "Attack on Teetime"
e_bloc:
238
TehAmelie: you can only pick one proficiency, golf or swimming
kingandcommoner: well that's what you get for wearing a petard. It's basically made for hoisting
darkhalcyon: good evening LRR crew and chat! hope y'all doin well
Juliamon: Adam literally has trained years for this game
7gorobei: @Mr_Horrible im there is an Arnold Palmer joke in there but i cant find it
RatherLargeToad: gremlin rampage
YFiddler: why has seabats a burning skull over the head?
raulghoulia: while you were punching chunks, Adam studied the hole
Strebenherz: revenge bonus or something is my guess @YFiddler
BrowneePointz: @7gorobei Arnmin Palmert is my favorite survey corps golfer
Lysander_salamander: yay
Dog_of_Myth: James just murdered Cori
e_bloc: if it wasn't for luck, Adam would win every hole
7gorobei: @BrowneePointz golf clap
TehAmelie: cheese it, it's the copse
public_key_reveal_party: @e_bloc adam is famously the best golfer at lrr
e_bloc: @public_key_reveal_party and the worst at fighting games
e_bloc: I've never seen anything so obscene
SnackPak_: lets go James
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
BrowneePointz: *hilariously over the top New York accent* Fix Ya Putts Ya Putz!
RayFK: I should play this again
HadesLeprechaun: rocket club can launch yourself, or the ball like twice as far
Mr_Horrible: humble this man
BrowneePointz: I’d rather not peep the hole
Mr_Horrible: humble him NOW
Mr_Horrible: thank you, Nelly
korvys: Do you have a different club? You can switch to a putter, no?
BrowneePointz: that’s his name. Adam Efficiency Savidan
AttackCowboy: It's about time there was someone with golf skills at LRR, thanks Adam
e_bloc: I think approaching it like normal golf is the albatross around your neck
HadesLeprechaun: @korvys no, you can change the angle of the club, and at 0 degrees it's basically a putter
BrowneePointz: it’s not the soul of the hole, it’s the loft of your club
Mr_Horrible: "The Loft of Your Club" sounds like a fantasy novel written in 2026
HadesLeprechaun: and if you hit at over 100% power, like it goes up to 115%, you lose all accuracy and the ball can go in basically a random direction instead of where you aimed
BrowneePointz: the funniest thing is James not engaging in Murder in the slightest and playing it straight
v_nome: @Mr_Horrible Ogre Romantasy
Mr_Horrible: oh that was *wild*
BrowneePointz: landmine baybee
Mr_Horrible: james your ball is at the hole
Diabore: james
Mr_Horrible: it went OOB
SnackPak_: oofa
HadesLeprechaun: it went in the water and dropped on your head near the hole
Mr_Horrible: a comedy of errors
e_bloc: you didn't even rake that sand trap
Mr_Horrible: we get *TWO* comedies today
SnackPak_: just tap it in
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cat
e_bloc: also I think you used that bazooka to improve your lie
CaptainSpam: Let's go cheevo *clap clap clapclapclap*
TehAmelie: i remember you all tried going over the island but everyone just drowned
consolecowboy88: hahahahab
Mr_Horrible: I love that we could see that event approaching
korvys: James, if you overpower it, it will seek to another player like that
comrade_cards: The ice gun makes icebergs in the lake that you can jump on
consolecowboy88: hahaha
BrowneePointz: Ian was in the wroooong spot
Mr_Horrible: I'd like Santa to deliver me "gud"
consolecowboy88: Santa increases his expectations every year I swear ta god
e_bloc: the git gud list is fantastic
Mr_Horrible: I really need to be able to complete games faster
consolecowboy88: so Santa could teach me the secrets of how to best dark souls
Mr_Horrible: I cannot see the airhorn in this game and not think of that Jackass bit
BrowneePointz: I need to watch jackass 4
consolecowboy88: because in the two years I’ve played it or so, I have only defeated the big assed dragon in the first level
consolecowboy88: @mr_horrible the burstitis bit?
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Mr_Horrible: @consolecowboy88 yah
SnackPak_: art
SaxPython: Nelly was A+
Mr_Horrible: lives rent free in my head
BrowneePointz: HAHAHA
consolecowboy88: the doobie brothers are great
WiJohn: Got Uno reveresed
Mr_Horrible: wait is Nelly wearing an ironmouse fit? Is that a thing in this now?
consolecowboy88: taking it to the street and with out love are bangers
Mr_Horrible: got his ass
consolecowboy88: who is break dancing??
PharaohBender27: @consolecowboy88 Adam
consolecowboy88: hahha nice
TehAmelie: James is too strong. he's golfed too far
BloodnBullets: whos on the lrr account?
Mr_Horrible: I like that The Actual Golfer is middle of the pack
Orxolon: hellooo everyone
DeM0nFiRe: @BloodnBullets Matt
Orxolon: !player
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Golfed too greedily and too deep?
e_bloc: I think James needs Adam as his caddy
BloodnBullets: thanks @DeM0nFiRe
Orxolon: !players
TehAmelie: clearly
consolecowboy88: “goolf!”
Mr_Horrible:
SnackPak_: nice
PharaohBender27:
Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT was so bright
BrowneePointz: Adam tried too
Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell was that
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: MAWP
exeJayce: oof any chance of a head's up with the white flash of doom? that hurt ;;
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: FLASHBANG
James_the_Dabbler: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Matt
TehAmelie: m-m-multikill!
Diabore: well i hated that, so bright and the high pitch whine sucked
Mr_Bitterness: Just taaaap it in, just taaap it in
Drasvin: Is Adam dressed as a bond villain?
goombalax: Jar-Jar?
public_key_reveal_party: @Drasvin in the game or real life?
PharaohBender27: 🌵
consolecowboy88: @public_key_reveal_party both
Drasvin: @public_key_reveal_party Either or
Twilight_Spark: You've seen 67, but have you considered its sequential cousin...
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PharaohBender27: Though this level reminds me of what made me hate golf courses - seeing glistening green courses in the middle of the GODDAMN DESERT
consolecowboy88: golf courses should be coverted into parks
TehAmelie: Ian keeps sniping James' suitcases. how unlikely for these two to be same-brained
Mr_Horrible: to be fair this one's fake, so it's not actually spitting in god's eye
BrowneePointz:
@pharaohbender27 know what made me hate you? nothing cuz you’re awesome 
Strebenherz:
@PharaohBender27 
Mr_Horrible: backcheck forecheck NO check
NoxStryx: Chip it! That's the ticket!
Strebenherz: (I agree) @PharaohBender27
James_the_Dabbler: Golf courses ARE parks.
PharaohBender27: Like, seriously just make "Desert golf" with manicured dirt of something
RatherLargeToad: It’s Frogger the long way
BrowneePointz: Toad’s Turnpike anyone?
Twilight_Spark: Is it blasphemy to view Frogger from this angle?
PharaohBender27: *or something
James_the_Dabbler: They should make different nicer parks though
Diabore: sheeet
BrowneePointz: or what was the city level from MK 64
Thefluffiestguineapig: @consolecowboy88 They should be required to take all the water they would use to water the grass and donate the money to water conservation
public_key_reveal_party: @Twilight_Spark yeah, but probably not even in the top ten blasphemies of this stream
OldUncleDan: So many Truck-kuns, so little time!
PharaohBender27:
@BrowneePointz NGL I didn't see the full post at first and was worried for like 0.25 seconds 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party Reminder Ian is on this stream saying random things like "the balls descending like metal rods from the heavens"
consolecowboy88: Ian, that was a very good Joe Biden impression
BrowneePointz: @PharaohBender27 wouldn’t be the first time a miscommunication oops got me in trouble the past couple weeks
wiggins: james: unable to find the hole since 1998
exeJayce: @BrowneePointz you mean Toad's Turnpike?
BrowneePointz: Wiggins: Not Playing
BrowneePointz: @exeJayce I thought that was the double dash one
wiggins: I spent too much time with these nerds on the weekend
exeJayce: it's from the N64 version, I was playing it last night LMAO
BrowneePointz: *cut to Matt standing in the rain frumping outside a window watching the Real Golf Enthusiasts*
Thefluffiestguineapig: The run with the Smoke bomb is so good
Juliamon: why does wiggins have a sword?? let me time him out
exeJayce: you might be thinking of Mushroom City or Mushroom Bridge
Despoiler98: @Juliamon oooooooo denied
Mr_Horrible:
"Yeah... yeah it helps." 
goombalax: after spending all morning with crowd controlled minecraft and now this James' nerves must be fred
goombalax: fried
PharaohBender27:
@Juliamon There really should be an avenue to allow mods to duel
BloodnBullets: adam STILL at -2
Diabore: @goombalax they can be fred
BrowneePointz: Wiggins is Scrappy hit Juliamon is lethal
TehAmelie: fascinating how often it gets so close between 4-5 players
iarethel0ser: @PharaohBender27 Really. What else would they have swords for?
Mr_Horrible:
@BloodnBullets it's because we say it so much to him
public_key_reveal_party: @PharaohBender27 PvPvE channel moderation
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible +2
Juliamon: the real reason mods bully their streamer is bc they can't fight each other
Mr_Horrible: gotta punch up, right?
BrowneePointz: but Juliamon is lethal*
adept_nekomancer: Heather with the kneecap
BrowneePointz: stupid thumbs
Mr_Horrible: down with the 1% (the broadcaster)
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SaxPython:
TehAmelie: croquet club to the leg, classic Heather
BrowneePointz: ya ever think of Holes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !holes
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
Juliamon: Good news lrrbot, this course has both!
HadesLeprechaun: James is on the war path
Thefluffiestguineapig: James is on PUBG time now
PharaohBender27: Frogger Golf
adept_nekomancer: "You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the median."
OldUncleDan: Watching James play kinda reminds me of that one Dinosaur Jr. video.
goombalax: rocket club!
brainbosh: "Am I in?" "If you can't play anymore it means you finished"
Diabore: lock the fuck in james
PharaohBender27: "In local news, residents have submitted a proposal for the local golf course to *not* involve crossing one of the city's busiest streets. 'It's downright a safety hazard!' one resident said."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Forget James, Heather is on the warpath
Mr_Horrible: ball was too thirsty for Ian
PharaohBender27: Oh, invisible wall!
RatherLargeToad: and then it exploded
Diabore: spring shoes
RatherLargeToad: the shoes
Mr_Horrible: the orange box gives you a jump boots
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Walk around
korvys: THe boots you got
Mr_Horrible: hit 2 kemosabe
brainbosh: gotta be the shoes
nevermore913: James can't swim
protojman: jump boots
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BrowneePointz: James had a rocket misfire
Juliamon: Locking out
wedge_x: let the bodies hit the balls
Mr_Horrible: Going Out
rustywir3s: locking out
PharaohBender27: Unlocking out?
WiJohn: Locking up
brainbosh: lockpicking lawered
SkylerRingtail: Locked out and tagged out
LowUpsideCJ: generational fumble
PipeSmokingOwl: yea no he ironically DID lock in..on Ian lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Being slap happy?
goombalax: Sad Gilmore
BorgarWithAShotgun: dozing off?
Mr_Horrible: okay yeah that's definitely mousey, I didn't know the devs collabed with her
Mr_Horrible: neat
RatherLargeToad: who pit rainbow road in the golf course?
Mr_Horrible: @RatherLargeToad look, it ain't Super Normal Golf
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible The same person who casually puts orbital laser strike buttons all over
uchihab7: adam crushing it tonight
BrowneePointz: k everyone bully Adam for the next 8 holes now
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig to be fair they're at least in briefcases. This is just some very forgetful and irresponsible secret agent.
couchboyj: Truely the John Daly of Super Battle Golf
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Bounty on Adam? Is the cookie initiated?
TehAmelie: have you never hit a club into the ground so hard you flew away?
rustywir3s: lorge
BorgarWithAShotgun: @Mr_Horrible Regular Ordinary Super Normal Golf
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Is this the same irresponsible agent who put the freeze ray just out in the open?
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie it's like a stick in your bike spokes, you just flip over
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig he's having a REALLYY rough day
exeJayce: James, I think you sabotaged yourself there
7gorobei: your storm destroyed the ice your ball was on
Strebenherz: i think what's going on is you're being bullied. or bullying yourself
Pal_Friendpatine: Ha. the lightning melted the ice lake and James’ ball fell in at the edge for a foul. Haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think after Giant James landed, the storm fully destroyed that ice possibly?
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh so Adam did it. I see.
JKBalch: Good work Adam!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ice is ++++on the already high chaos level
korvys: James, do you have a putter or something?
adept_nekomancer: George the gorge
Strebenherz: the golfers either having the time of their life or going through the five stages of grief
Mr_Horrible: it's Trench George
PharaohBender27: Is that really all you want to do, though?
TehAmelie: Huston. . .
adept_nekomancer: Golfed too close to the sun
exeJayce: James is gonna spend more time getting TO the ball instead of hitting the ball, rip
Mr_Horrible: you know they say the final layer of hell is frozen...
TehAmelie: maybe you can just run out of bounds to be eliminated
James_the_Dabbler: Just hit Alt+F4
HadesLeprechaun: turns out, those checkpoints are important
Issurru:
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian that plus Mr_Horrible's joke made me spit the ice out I had in my mouth
Lysander_salamander:
JKBalch: This happened to Graham the first time, it's all good
TehAmelie: holes are for closers. wait that sounds weird
nevermore913: James golf experience has not translated
Mr_Horrible: not the Slugger oh my god
Geldaran: This is when you start your villian arc and just ruin everyone.
Mr_Horrible: have mercy, Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: SLUGGER?
7gorobei: ah the marinara level
HadesLeprechaun: overcharged shots, if not aiming at another player, go in a random direction instead of where you're aiming
exeJayce: yay!!
gsyhiap:
A_Dub888:
Lysander_salamander: yay
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Mr_Horrible:
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah, that's usin' your noggin James
Mr_Horrible: he's cookin'
exeJayce: yay, you got first!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Immediately using it is smart with these maniacal players
PharaohBender27:
rosesmcgee: might be locking in
TehAmelie: if it was me who made it, the electromagnetic shield would make every lightning bolt hit you
Mr_Horrible: spheda made this man too powerful
Mr_Horrible: forged in the fires of Play Station Two
korvys: The swarm of cameras
exeJayce: what in the first level of hell
Strebenherz:
I feel reasonably confident in saying we're past the first layer of hell now
Thefluffiestguineapig: This looks like the start to the hill Sisyphus pushes the boulder up
SaxPython: Practice?
TehAmelie: who designed this golf course?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie A Satan
nevermore913: Who build a golf course on a highway
TehAmelie: maybe it's more of guerilla golf
Orxolon: that's why they call it deffensive driving
Astrovore: nice shot!
PharaohBender27: Except there are still courses . . .
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was AMAZING
kusinohki: who builds a golf course on a highway? drivers
TehAmelie: *while rolling insensate down a hill* yesss it went in
PharaohBender27:
@kusinohki 
GhostValv:
narset6691: ian!
BrowneePointz: disaster hole was my nickname in college
TehAmelie:
ghyllnox:
spethycakes:
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: If Heather isn't using a gun at tee off, Heather doesn't have a gun to use
Diabore: ian no!
SnackPak_: Ian...
lamina5432: go birds
Thefluffiestguineapig:
BloodnBullets: Ian may be bad at golf, but hes great at comedy.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BloodnBullets 100000%, no one is disputing that
Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONONO, I hate the flashbang. They need a warning about that
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: gettem Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, James has begun to understand the game
ghyllnox:
DeM0nFiRe:
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig valid, games need to be better about that kind of thing
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Nigouki: bullying is fine as long as it's on stream, right?
saweeks: so red
ghyllnox: Is the red balance off on James' camera or is he gonna explode
KaleidoscopeMind: crashout crew was a few weeks ago
BrowneePointz: the difference is this game is fun
BrowneePointz: unlike golf
IanAllenBird: this seems like a self-inflicted tragedy
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Next Highlights will include 10 minutes of James crashing out
TehAmelie: my stepdad had the same trouble in Super Mario Kart as a professional driver
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham tried to play golf for the first two holes of this game the first tstream
KaleidoscopeMind: this one also doesnt require nearly as much water per person
ErynTzun: Yeah I could not play this game, I would also just want to play the golf part not be interrupted constantly.
Nigouki: but normal golf is just taking away green space from the general public and introducing non-native grasses! at least this is Fun!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a very Ian clip
ErynTzun: @Nigouki Not RL golf, only pretend golf
HadesLeprechaun: @ErynTzun It does have lots of editable settings, so you can make it basically normal golf if you want, lol
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: HAHAHA
SnackPak_: LOL
BloodnBullets: it went in!
AceGun_: So many more people finished that hole than normal.
Drasvin: James got the ball in with less than a second on the clock
BrowneePointz: @acegun_ so many phrasing jokes tonight
Thefluffiestguineapig: The screaming is so good
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SnackPak_: woooow
HadesLeprechaun: oh dang, I thought James might have missed the first checkpoint too, and was gonna be punished for his hubris, lol
Nigouki: trying not allowed
MacbethSeemsSus: Betrayed by pengu
Strebenherz:
watching graham host and now james host, my favorite aspect of this game has been watching "the host that just wants to play golf" just slowly go down the dark side
LordZarano:
As if James' game didn't crash in the first round
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Strebenherz Slowly is very generous
goombalax: james just met Joe Black
TehAmelie: to dodge a golf cart and get hit by a real car, the irony
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig FAIR XD
Nigouki: hey chat, do we have swears per stream statistics somewhere?
Juliamon: how the hell would we track that
TehAmelie: maybe they want to clean it up a bit at the subathon so get all the swears out of their body today
e_bloc: @Juliamon fuck if I know
Nigouki: combination of auto-generated subs and spikes in the audio? D:
7gorobei: Adam is 7 under
Thefluffiestguineapig: They stopped doing things like pardon-fuck stats and things years ago even
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spethycakes: @e_bloc shit, that was good
e_bloc: I think once I tracked Adam's swears for about 20 minutes and figured he was averaging about 35 per hour
Nigouki: for one thing, there would probably be a select few streams to run for the stats
Juliamon: I mean, I'm sure Amazon tracks it regardless
Bearudite: adam has trained with the trogs. there is no one more evil and vindictive than candadian bacon
Simonark: Is kidding children or giving birth to baby goats?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You just need one those clickers to keep track of
spethycakes: I don't know if "candadian" was intentional, but it's good/Freudian
IanAllenBird: Wii Ball?
e_bloc: I think it was only after Adam said he was going to try to not swear
e_bloc: that lasted I believe 93 seconds
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I've used those during certain types of blood exams, they are a thing
realbadatthis_: imagine if this game had crowd control integration
Lysander_salamander: nice
IanAllenBird: huge
GhostValv: wowie
exeJayce: NICE
spethycakes:
Dog_of_Myth:
7gorobei:
e_bloc: I apparently like to track things, I counted 41 proper nouns during the dice friends introduction 15 minutes
Dmc3628: incroyable
TheAinMAP:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @e_bloc That's it?
e_bloc: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I stopped before it was over . . . .
GhostValv: treat yourself
stevefromdetroit: nice on!
SnackPak_: yoooo
exeJayce: nice shot!
Darleysam:
underhill33:
spethycakes:
IanAllenBird:
7gorobei: wowsers
PhuzNutz: baller shot
Issurru: James just needs to be chased
Dog_of_Myth: NICE Shot
DeM0nFiRe: Sick shot
Thefluffiestguineapig: LET'S GOOOOO
e_bloc: the best to ever do it
calculated_uncertainties: @Issurru apparently he does a lot of things better with a sense of danger.
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: i think it hit Matt 4 times
goombalax: matt really hoisted himself there
Issurru: James with the ole two four
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Huge boost there
BlindRift98: Linux 1 Windows 2
Zaneysed: Is Adam bullying people?
Dog_of_Myth: IAN
IanAllenBird: ian.
thebuzzstreams: IAN
betweenmyself:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: IAN
Xed_Regulus: Wow...
GhostValv:
Strebenherz: Ian. What.
spethycakes:
e_bloc: really going deep there
Sethalidos: IAN, NO!
LowUpsideCJ: rip tbh
TehAmelie: James is tearing it up
Simonark: Way to scandalize the early 90s, Ian
drewm1022: You shot him right in the face.
IanAllenBird: lmao
MacbethSeemsSus: Good times
spethycakes: oh, thta
e_bloc: oh that murder
Darleysam: but for James, it was Monday
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
HadesLeprechaun: hate it when I'm about to tee off on a golf course and the guy next to me points a shotgun directly at my head
Issurru:
Adams laugh
e_bloc: what is this polo
couchboyj: Turns out Nelly just had to look at James menacingly
TehAmelie: @HadesLeprechaun it's not as bad as an airhorn though
RatherLargeToad: revenge is nice and all, but have you considered vengeance?
spethycakes: oh, that was heartbreaking
e_bloc: Adam confirmed masochist
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TehAmelie: oh, now i get it. you are supersized
James_the_Dabbler: As a member of Burger Squad. I concur. Burger
e_bloc: you can drown in a teaspoon of water as long as its in several gallons of water
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad Or chaos?
SnackPak_: o7
IanAllenBird: oh no
HadesLeprechaun: and then she walked into the sea
TehAmelie: that was a classic "walk into the sea"
IanAllenBird: well at least ducks are water fowl
TehAmelie: ah, nice drift
ErynTzun: Why golfers can't swim, film at 11.
HadesLeprechaun: James made out surprisingly well from that start-of-match airhorn
SnackPak_: so rude
IanAllenBird:
thebuzzstreams: great round
goombalax: this game is so fun and silly but I can't imagine ever wanting to pick it up for a second evening
ghyllnox: Mic 5
BloodnBullets: hot mic
Strebenherz: mic still on
Nigouki: secret unmuted discord
MacbethSeemsSus: That mic's so hot right now
LordZarano: Hotel Michael
gsyhiap: Hmm toasty Michael
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bloop
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KaleidoscopeMind: *meter filling* *thwack*
TehAmelie: we're so back
BloodnBullets: nelly doesnt appear to be moving
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, does that mean McDonald's can't fire you?
TehAmelie: only drink coffee? i'd die in 3 months
ErynTzun: What a weird question
e_bloc: the one in the pentagon
BrowneePointz: James is getting Changeover!
e_bloc: but only if I get teleported there
ghyllnox: Random? So if I live in the US I might get assigned to McD's Japan one week?
BrowneePointz: worst is mostly Breakfast Rush, Lunch Rush, and Supper-Breakfast Changeover
Mr_Horrible: damn, Horner with the play
BrowneePointz: there's a food court
LowUpsideCJ: now that’s stuck in my head again
BrowneePointz: iirc
Mr_Horrible: if I worked that McD's right now I'd be in so much trouble
Bratmon: And we do mean *the* ice cream machine technician. There is clearly only one in the world.
e_bloc: yeah I know someone who works there, and I believe it's a burger king
ErynTzun: Having worked fast food at BK as mu first choice and having zero shift choice the worst part is not the no choice part, it's all the annoying things that happen during it.
Mr_Horrible: for unspecified reasons that don't have anything to do with arsenic
MacbethSeemsSus: McDoD
ErynTzun: err first job
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't they deliberately keep those on a schedule to be shut down?
Bratmon: Burger King has a lot of weird ties to the military
TehAmelie: i think McD's ties are even weirder
Despoiler98: military industrial complex
KaleidoscopeMind: you would expect a company that posits royalty to be connected to a military
e_bloc: when I got laid off, the NRA reached out to me offering a job with the benefits of an on-site gun range and free open carry in the office. I have never considered a job less
ErynTzun: People treat you so shitty when you work fast food, never again. Never want to be treated that way by managers or customers ever again.
PharaohBender27:
@e_bloc 
WiJohn: Wow
TehAmelie: but i mean what happens if you just lie on the floor for your shift?
public_key_reveal_party: ian with a nearly 100 meter chip in
MacbethSeemsSus:
@e_bloc 
ErynTzun: @e_bloc that is so weird
e_bloc: @ErynTzun the pay was also top of range because I assume no one actually wants to work there
Spades_Slicc: Jeez James, how many elephants do you need to gun?
BloodnBullets: Every time james goes wide on a checkpoint I get so tense until I hear the ding.
TehAmelie: you never know when you need to shoot an elephant
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun That is terrifying and I'm so glad you gave it no thought friend
Dmc3628: like the RE4 merchant reminds us, it's never enough
NotCainNorAbel:
BrowneePointz: VanillITE
public_key_reveal_party: I read that corse name as "corpse"
Mr_Horrible: not every pokemon is MOONCHEEZ, Adam (even though they should be)
Simonark: Is Cori's avatar wearing a flowerpot or is the head a flowerpot? It feels important to know, somehow
e_bloc: my only regret is I didn't get to hear 'blame it on the drain' at a weird al concert
SaxPython: hurt people hurt people
public_key_reveal_party:
Mr_Horrible: me when I check the temperature in the morning:
ghyllnox:
e_bloc: sounds like a hill issue
ErynTzun: @e_bloc Almost every business here does not allow guns on the premises, it's just creepy.
e_bloc: @ErynTzun I have never worked at a place where even concealed was allowed. even amongst security guards
PharaohBender27: @ErynTzun Yeah the idea of "open carry in office" makes me imagine so many awful scenarios
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: that was fun
MacbethSeemsSus: It's just like watching real golf. The golfers gaily skipping down the fairway. Pistol in hand.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun James. How goes the nice walk, spoiled?
e_bloc: failure to make a deal with god
PharaohBender27: @thedepthandbreadthofseth James would not describe it as a nice walk
GhostValv: Alan Wake?
Sethalidos: Ian
Strebenherz: the penalty stroke beaning you on the head is so rude
TehAmelie: i've a theory the thunderstorm is somewhat destabilizing for the game
KaleidoscopeMind: summoning zeus makes the game angy
SymphonySolstice: no penalties for vehicular manslaughter I see
KeytarCat: Has James seen the targeting mechanic?
e_bloc: hit me with your horner
MAPBoardgames: James with the b-hop strats
ArtDecoSunburn: This is such a lovely atoll. I'm surprised the French or Americans didn't nuke it in the 50s.
e_bloc: maybe its took a light nuking. the US only obliterated one island completely afaik
public_key_reveal_party: giving a speed boost for attacking other players is a brilliant design decision
PharaohBender27:
@ArtDecoSunburn I was on the schedule and then SALT II happened
Bratmon: $50 still very cheap for greens fees at a course like this one
TehAmelie: hey James, cool car
ErynTzun: @PharaohBender27 I work for a telecom and we have training every 6 months about what to do in an active shooter or bombing situation since we're one type of target for that sort of thing. Guns on site, big no.
ErynTzun: oh no
e_bloc: my 6 year old had his first 'active shooter drill' last month, it was pretty depressing
ErynTzun: Rock Trap
SymphonySolstice: dunked
e_bloc: don't forget to rake the rock trap
MacbethSeemsSus: @ArtDecoSunburn They both called dibs and so no one got to irradiate it.
PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus Ah, so the copyright deadlock but with nuclear testing
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 To think Jimmy Carter saved our golf game.
public_key_reveal_party: @e_bloc I do volunteer work at a charity with kids, and having to do active shooter training there is so depressing that like, yeah, makes sense unfortunately
e_bloc: @public_key_reveal_party as someone who was in high school in 1999, my belief that things would change aged horribly
ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus That's what leads to secret nukes, like the Vela incident.
NotCainNorAbel: nice drop
Natedogg2: Nice shot
SnackPak_: nice birdy
e_bloc:
BrowneePointz: I love a nice clean dunk
e_bloc: Adam have you never washed your balls
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc We irradiated a lot of desert, though. The cast and crew of John Wayne's "Genghis Khan" movie famously all got cancer because they were down wind of the Nevada test range.
MacbethSeemsSus: @ArtDecoSunburn The thing about secret nukes, is they're really noticable
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Ha.
OldUncleDan: Working at a University, we do have to watch an active shooter video every year. I always get annoyed when one of the actors picks up a fire extinguager to use as a melee weapon rather than a proper cone attack like it's designed to be!
circusofkirkus: The Far Side is a comic, nelly
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn lets test this dangerous new technology somewhere populated
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Right, one of the From Rewatch With Love episodes brought that up
ErynTzun: @e_bloc Yeah it's awful kids have to go through that, especially really little ones who can't possibly fully understand.
IanAllenBird: ouch
e_bloc: golf riding the whip
ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus Except for that double flash thingy. And all the goats that die downwind the next couple of years. Nkrumah had a lot to say about French tests in the Sahara.
e_bloc: ghost riding the golf cart?
ErynTzun: @OldUncleDan yes blind the person and run!
TehAmelie: apparently James found the superior strat, take the route that everyone else doesn't
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc No windows in the casinos -- they won't notice!
Getter404: What?
SymphonySolstice: what!!
PharaohBender27: Welp\
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie it does keep you away from all (most) of the powerups going off
TheAinMAP:
PharaohBender27:
spethycakes:
Mr_Horrible: uh oh, the Heather Guarantee
MAPBoardgames: This game is so friendly
ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan That's why the shooter's going on a rampage. They're failing basic physics (and shape recognition).
Sarah_Serinde: I believe in Heather's ability for vengeance
Dmc3628: Heather don't need the penance stare
e_bloc:
@Sarah_Serinde ngl not going out on a limb here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear Linux
ErynTzun: Janeway: Computer delete the other player
Mr_Horrible: computah make my balls perfectly aerodynamic, yes in that way
Sarah_Serinde:
@e_bloc No I think I'm sitting comfortably on some roots
Dmc3628: rollin round?
BrowneePointz: coming soon, to Fortnite
SaxPython: at the speed of sound
ErynTzun: Can't really hear it over all the screaming and explosions
exeJayce: ouch, that one is unnecessary
MAPBoardgames: was that a flash-bang?
KeytarCat: paparazzi!
goombalax: flash camera
e_bloc: Heather: Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Streamer. Member of LRR. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back the moonbase, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me.
exeJayce: seriously maybe a warning for the flashbang one???
wedge_x: taiga style
KaleidoscopeMind: making it a softer offwhite would be pleasant
ErynTzun: high pitched noise ow
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun flashbang one is a bit painful to watch
KaleidoscopeMind: like the color of this pale blue
exeJayce: yeah uh a bit painful is an understatement
ghyllnox: BANG
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
TehAmelie: don't think the warranty will cover that
MAPBoardgames: Is LoadingReadyLive a lover (what from a dangerous spacetime)?
KaleidoscopeMind: OH - or it could randomly pick a rothko painting instead of pure white
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think you're getting the deposit back for the golf cart.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc She's here to chew gum and kick tail, and she's all out of gum?
ghyllnox: F
ErynTzun: @e_bloc Hell hath no fury like Heather with a White Star.
Strebenherz: @exeJayce I think mario kart's "let's ink your screen" worked better/was friendlier to players eyes
30teracyte: it slowly rolled down the hill
e_bloc: @ErynTzun perish the thought, emphasis on perish
exeJayce: @Strebenherz yes, that one I don't mind. but whatever this blinding white is? no thank you
Mr_Horrible: after getting fuckin' shot?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I think so
ErynTzun: The blinding white light and the high pitched sound not good
ErynTzun: I'm old and I can still hear that
Getter404: Would Griffin McElroy give up, James?
Strebenherz: @exeJayce reminds me of a nier raid in ff14 that "tuned down" strobe effects, but it was still too problematic for a friend of mine with epilepsy to do that raid. like games kindly shelve the 'artistic vision' when it comes to that kinda thing
TehAmelie: i'm sure you can just turn flashbangs off in the settings. maybe for next game?
ArtDecoSunburn: I feel this game needs mischievous imp caddies who engage in mayhem on behalf of their players.
VonShnigglewitz: all things James says at a normal round of golf...allegedly
ErynTzun: Yeah seriously flashing lights and fade to white need to go, any fast contrasting light isn't a benefit to a game or a tv show or movie.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun Often a sign your golf round has gone off the rails.
30teracyte: The settings menu has options to turn off the tinnitus sounds and make the flashbang dark instead of bright white
ArtDecoSunburn: They're shutting down the downtown streets of my city this week for an urban Indycar race. This has me wondering what a street golf tournament would be like.
exeJayce: imagine not having a setting to turn off the flashbang in general. ._.
ErynTzun: Is there an /unstuck command if you end up in sub ocean?
Strebenherz: @30teracyte do they have to exit the current match for that or no?
30teracyte: @Strebenherz I don't think so
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TehAmelie: maybe you can just hit it with a golf swing?
SnackPak_: you got this James
hyalopterous: Who's on the lrr account
ErynTzun: I would just be happy to finish a game, would be frustrating to not finish.
MacbethSeemsSus: @hyalopterous Matt
KeytarCat: I like that if two people hole at once, the shockwave grants double vector, so you go further than you expect
exeJayce: well at least I can SEE James has the flashbang and can look away this time
ghyllnox: Heathecho
HadesLeprechaun: niiiice, lol
TehAmelie: i think Matt's so locked in he didn't notice the rocket giving him a haircut
SnackPak_: rip-a-roni
DeM0nFiRe:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember one of the previous streams Adam sounded like he was laughing so hard because people kept using the orbital laser on tee off
HadesLeprechaun: perfect airhorn
Sarah_Serinde:
Juliamon: Can we change the settings for flashbangs now?
Strebenherz: Please
Juliamon: They're hurting viewers
30teracyte: under accessibility
Strebenherz: you can change it from all white to black
IanAllenBird: general > accessibility
30teracyte: general - accessibility - camera flashes + tinnitus sounds
exeJayce: thank you, god bless
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you based Juliamon for bringing it up
Strebenherz: Thank you Juliamon
spethycakes:
Thank you! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Strebenherz for knowing what the settings were
Strebenherz: credit to someone for that tbh
ErynTzun: oh thank goodness
realbadatthis_: james, what is you irl golf handicap?
Thefluffiestguineapig: How dare you be having so much fun James that you weren't paying attention to chat
public_key_reveal_party: the last of golf
KeytarCat: "Taking our picture hurts us, but not for the reason you think!"
Strebenherz: yeah it was @TehAmelie who mentioned settings first i think
BlindRift98: im curious if James has seen "Normal Golf Game"
Strebenherz: did matt just get sent to the shadow realm
IanAllenBird: during pride?
VonShnigglewitz: @realbadatthis_ hes too good, it wont calculate
MacbethSeemsSus: @BlindRift98 I don't believe that title
Natedogg2: That's cold, man.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, thanks TehAmelie!! And as always good human Strebenherz for crediting the original person
Strebenherz:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
Mr_Horrible: the penalty basically only hurts Adam
HadesLeprechaun: 4D chess is knowing you're about to get a penalty stroke and standing directly over the hole
Mr_Horrible: everyone else is just trying to finish the hhole
VonShnigglewitz: well you've played 3 rounds this year...so you do play enough
TehAmelie: i'd just heard chat talking about customizing the game and figured you'd have to turn off the flash items
Thefluffiestguineapig: For Heather: Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to CLOWN AROUND? In honor of the new achievement
KeytarCat: you can hit the mines back at people 👀
6 raiders from Rerout64 have joined!
Mr_Horrible: welcome in, raiders
Mr_Horrible: it's a mess in here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raidders to this nonsense
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Rerout64: Hello all
exeJayce: welcome in!
exeJayce: I misheard that as the 'Beej rock' and was very confused
Dmc3628: da big dwayne
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lorge rock
Dmc3628: what a quadra rocket from adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rock "the lorge"
MrGibberish: That rock reminds me of the mine off shoots from road quest
PharaohBender27: La Roca Grande
Saintnex: dang adam is so good at this game lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly STONE COLD
comrade_cards: Adam showing off the spheda skills
exeJayce: shotgun-sama?
public_key_reveal_party: replace your divets caused by orbital bombardment
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly casually moving slightly ouside the radius for the orbital strike then putting
hyalopterous: Nice putt
Strebenherz: gas leak hours
DeM0nFiRe:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Slap happy?
HadesLeprechaun: oh, James
PharaohBender27: Welp
Thefluffiestguineapig:
notpsion: is james winning
BloodnBullets: James, the stripey ground on the preview is out=of-bounds...
TehAmelie:
you might have been further behind if rocketing away from your ball hadn't put you out of bounds 
hyalopterous: Stop hitting it out of bounds
Mr_Horrible: it seems so hard to hit with the Spartan Laser
Thefluffiestguineapig: The speed boost after using the rocket is diabolical and genius
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Justifiably so TBH
Dog_of_Myth:
HadesLeprechaun: @Mr_Horrible all of the gun-type weapons are extremely precise in this game, and I suck with all of them, lol
Twilight_Spark: So I started blastin', which was the fashion at the time.
Mr_Horrible: 100% as the whistle goes
Mr_Horrible: Mario Kart rules
OldUncleDan: I could really go for a giant hamburger right now.
Dog_of_Myth: Seeing a Giant Ironmouse is something
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SaxPython:
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the risk of the shortcuts it seems, that you miss the checkpoints
HadesLeprechaun: the items are also weighted based on several other factors, like your ranking and how far away you are from the leader
TehAmelie: you know what they say about golf, never take your eye off the ball
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie So that you can see WAIT IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU
VonShnigglewitz: birdie, just like in real life
TehAmelie: someone will pick that up later
public_key_reveal_party: james just made some random groundskeeper just have a real bad day
Mr_Horrible: it's so serene, when seen at a distance
exeJayce: I love that he just accepted his fate
Mr_Horrible: Nelly doing the voight-kampf test
Thefluffiestguineapig: So James which game has harder sniping Super Battle Golf, PUBG or Tarkov?
WiJohn: Well, one man still stands
Strebenherz: I'm gonna say super battle golf because tarvok doesn't let you throw a lightning storm at your opponent
e_bloc: they hatin
notpsion: tarkov should let you do that though
PharaohBender27: TIL
Getter404: I picture FRED Armisen as Robert DURST on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
HadesLeprechaun: I mean both the gun shot and the ice cube both still brought James closer to his ball, so not too bad all things considered
Sarah_Serinde: feels like Let's Nope
VonShnigglewitz: Fred durst famously the child from the princess bride fred durst?
ghyllnox: Beej on Dice Friends
BrowneePointz: yea Fred Durst was in I Saw the TV Glow and was quite good in it
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was during Let's Nope
thatguysteve2709: Beej
rosesmcgee: It was Dice Friends
public_key_reveal_party: @BrowneePointz wait, really?
BrowneePointz: Yes really
BrowneePointz: he's in I Saw the TV Glow
PharaohBender27: Didn't Fred Durst also have like a blog about philosophy where he literally responded to a comment like "Good point, Assassassin99"
e_bloc: well here you go, good luck
Sarah_Serinde: that's the reference that got made last time Adam brought it up on stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee YES because it was "useless super powers" and he responded C3PO
PipeSmokingOwl: 5% what that is so good. 5% to win any lottery?
gualdhar: 5% chance to win the lottery? hell yeah I'll take it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Matt with the great Adam question response
lamina5432: 5% chances please
PipeSmokingOwl: 5% at a billion every couple months
Twilight_Spark: But what are the chances that I ended up in this damn jar?
GhostValv: 5% increase from 0% seems nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a 5% chance of ANYTHING good or the good thing I want?
rosesmcgee:
@Thefluffiestguineapig In a stream full of bizarre exchanges, that one stood out.
VonShnigglewitz: 50/50, either win or lose.....
public_key_reveal_party: @Thefluffiestguineapig I would take either at this point
Mr_Horrible: Super Amicable Golf
D00kqc: I mean, 5.0000025% chance to win the lottery is a lot better than 0.0000025% chance to win the lottery.
Diabore:
ghyllnox:
exeJayce: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party My impulse agrees but for me the "anything" is also something (because I'm American) that I think because I'm poor if it is short term good I might end up being punishes for later
VonShnigglewitz: James is taking the air horn well
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I missed that stream but I would say being able to translate any language, *if correct*, is quite the useful superpower
Mr_Horrible: ian starts b-hopping
Mr_Horrible: A La Menthe starts playing
public_key_reveal_party: counter strike golf offenive
Thefluffiestguineapig: @D00kqc My other (profoundly autistic) question is if that is 5% on top of anything I already have I would take it because that added to for example what I have studied for a massive test might be hands down GREAT
PharaohBender27: *ckrh* Terrorists win! *ckrh*
MacbethSeemsSus: There was a fire fight!
exeJayce: really want to play og smash now, it's been so long
Mr_Horrible: the POV shot of Yoshi ending your entire bloodline
Aarek: @Mr_Horrible he's doing it sideways!
TehAmelie: it'll be fun when you see your chance of winning on a scratch ticket are the same no matter which ticket you look at, and how low it is
nevermore913: If this was what golf was really like I think it would be more popular
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, shotgun speed boost by turning around
VonShnigglewitz: you should see james' golf bag IRL
MacbethSeemsSus: The best part about this game is knowing in real golf the players will get pissed if a bird chirps.
Mr_Horrible:
is *this*.... 
showboating?
TheAinMAP:
SnackPak_: good stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Genuinely I can't tell if it is that or trying to avoid obstacles put in the way
ErynTzun: I don't think gold would be more popular if you were allowed to bully and kill the other golfers
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ErynTzun: Now I typo'd gold lol
public_key_reveal_party: @ErynTzun it would get me into it
TehAmelie: today everyone writes gold instead of golf, apparently
ErynTzun: Not into sports murder
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party So you want to play the most dangerous game?
ErynTzun: Not in RL anyway
Dog_of_Myth:
SaxPython: clap clap clap
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
public_key_reveal_party: @Thefluffiestguineapig only with people who are rich enough to play golf regularly
VonShnigglewitz: and he never played real golf again...
OldUncleDan: Honestly, I'd rather play the least dangerous game.
nevermore913: 16 sounds chaotic
TehAmelie: that's why the gold carts can seat 8 eh
PharaohBender27:
552
TehAmelie: golf lol
HadesLeprechaun: 16 players and turn on the setting that allows you to hit other players balls
spethycakes: thanks for golfing!
ErynTzun: 16 sounds overwhelming and hard to follow
lamina5432: gnight
e_bloc: gg-good golf
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah 8 per cart with 16 and you turn the cart into barrel of monkeys
KeytarCat: Thanks fo rstream!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Great stream!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey friend KeytarCat!
nevermore913: 4-8 seems like the sweet spot
PharaohBender27: Oooooh
SaxPython:
e_bloc: use your PTO
ErynTzun: Yeah I agree 4-8 seems good
MacbethSeemsSus: The subathon approach'ith!
Twilight_Spark: I will try to be present to mausAAAH as quickly as possible.
TehAmelie: byee
ErynTzun: hahaha
PhuzNutz: !discord
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jessicaengle:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
PharaohBender27: I put in a day a PTO that I hope will work out; also because I have to work that Saturday I hope to do some "half days" that week (easier to do that when you're salaried)
PharaohBender27:
(And by work out I mean in terms of content )
e_bloc: work has finally calmed down so PTO to watch the subathon seems like self-care
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Genuinely agreed, sleeping and good food and lots of laughs
lamina5432: too many mods
PharaohBender27:
Will Jordynne subject you to more Monster?
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig best medicine there is
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Possibly second only to the love of good pets
PharaohBender27:
jessicaengle: Subathlon!
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig truth, the corgis help a lot
e_bloc: please let there be perpetual sims
e_bloc: oh hell yeah
jessicaengle: Sleep good
MacbethSeemsSus:
I'm sure all the sims will survive this year 
NotCainNorAbel: and Adam
PharaohBender27:
So everyone resurrected, I trust? 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Dog_of_Myth:
ArdCollider: o7
ErynTzun:
lamina5432: aw I enjoyed the extra hours
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, James & co 
PhuzNutz: G'Night James, TAke Care
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
PhuzNutz: and stay cool
PharaohBender27: Have you considered investing in a desk fan, James?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wolfgang says hi
Juliamon: hello lil meowmeow
Thefluffiestguineapig: He of the many toes is curious about many things, it is precious to see him happily curious
PharaohBender27: Is this a cat, as Juliamon implied?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup! Wolfgang is a polydactyl cat (hence he of the many toes)
PharaohBender27: TIL
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I posted pictures/videos of him in the discord at some point. He was curious about super battle golf but only sent the chat message once he disengaged with the stream and was asking for more pets leaning into my arm
PharaohBender27:
@Thefluffiestguineapig It might have just been that the Discord channel is not one of the 3-4 I regularly look at
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you've heard of "Hemingway" cats there is a colony of cats on the island where the author lived that are dominantly polydactyl so that is a nickname for them as well. Cats can be polydactyl (6 toes) but Wolfgang came from a colony where there was some weird genetics so he is double polydactyl and has 7 toes. His brother was double polydactyl and the first rear polydactyl I ever met
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Very valid, he has big baseball mitt paws and "double thumbs"
PharaohBender27: What does "colony" mean in this context?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 A feral cat colony. Likely one of the original dominant tom cats was polydactyl or had the gene so it became dominant in the group. He was picked up during a TNR (Trap Neuter Release) effort by a county animal shelter and then taken in by a different shelter because they assumed he was friendly enough for adoption.
PharaohBender27: So "colony" is a large group of related cats? (That's what I was trying to get at with my question)
Juliamon: yeah, cats tend to form communities
Juliamon: they coparent within them
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 It can be related, a colony is just a community of cats in a particular area
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