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Diabore: ban ben
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TXC2: Hello James
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NimrodXIV: best? nah. but good
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TheWooglie: yay for airplanes
Voidhawk42: Ontario holds onto you like the backrooms
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tsp397: Beej is committed to eating the whole thing
bytecaster: Fancy
Aitsu111: Beej would eat the whole thing just over a few months
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TXC2: KickAssKanuck for legal reasons, yes
James_the_Dabbler: oh shit it’s Jordynne
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TheKingWiggins: blueberry yogurt top tier
Aitsu111: Oh I just realized if Jordynne is here that must mean subathon is soon
bytecaster: @Aitsu111 Starts monday!
TXC2: Aitsu111 starts Monday
bytecaster: Got there first!
INCSlayer: is there a "jordynne gets to move to victoria" tier?
Aitsu111: Nice
Noy2222: All streamers are one streamer
TXC2:
bytecaster I'm eating an ice cream 
Aitsu111: Poor Jade
IanAllenBird: aw
EvilBadman: did you go outside to eat grass?
lamina5432: jade living the life
INCSlayer:
bytecaster im also eating ice cream 
MrSarkhan: oh that sounds chaotic
bytecaster: I'm not eating ice cream
TXC2: dogs tend to eat grass to make themselves throw up
Aitsu111: Heck yeah
Pywodwagon: could be anyone with those pets
Vinewood_OG: "Students, please enjoy ten discs of Planet Earth while I sleep off this hangover."
Aitsu111: Boern Jumler
TXC2: Jason Bjorn might be an actual Person from Iceland
Aitsu111: Amazing
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IanAllenBird: oh my god
Nigouki: professional cat
lamina5432: pure cat
James_the_Dabbler: pretty good experience for having a snake phobia, all things considered
EvilBadman: untanglin' snakes sounds like hell
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TXC2: EvilBadman these xmas lights are alive and will probably bite....enjoy
morteica: No need to be afraid of snakes. Especially ball pythons. They give the best hugs.
Too_Many_Knives: The armpit of Ontario
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Aitsu111: Ocean air is the best being in a smallish town in Florida I get it a lot
BraveOthello: How did Jordynne end up on a PPR?
Pywodwagon: @BraveOthello She used to be an MTG content person
morteica: She plays magic. She used to be a magic content person.
BraveOthello: @Pywodwagon I had no idea, neat!
Wolfstrike_NL: Jordynne's presence should be enough of a gift James
TheWooglie: seeing Jordynne is the present James
Diabore: daaaaaaw
TXC2:
is any north American city walkable? 
aerohydra: seattle
Diabore: @TXC2 define walkable
morteica: Chicago
Too_Many_Knives: The fun parts of Toronto and Montreal are quite walkable
Diabore: yeah good on 40 to -40
morteica: I haven't driven in 2 years. I walk or take public transit everywhere
Too_Many_Knives: The rest not so much
Nigouki: this summer has been utterly miserable in the Golden Horseshoe area ;_;
TXC2: Diabore either theres enough of anything that it's 15 mins away, or the city as a whole can be crossed in 60 mins on foot
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Plenty. Boston. Washington, DC. Much of three burroughs of New York.
Pywodwagon: Toronto when I met you when it was -4 freedom was bad enough, I can't imagine
Vinewood_OG: I dart between shelter and transport like crossing the sands of Arrakis.
iconicshadow89: coming in from 100F or 37.7 C to James bragging about nice Victoria weather is fun
ArtDecoSunburn: @Vinewood_OG Do the sand worms hang out at the bus shelters?
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NorthArc: eppy
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ApplicativeJones: force?
public_key_reveal_party: @ArtDecoSunburn The forgotten Dune/Phillip K Dick crossover
TXC2: honestly, yes, give me that holiday content
Diabore: lo-calgary
morteica: Dude we're here willingly. No forcing involved
ArtDecoSunburn: @public_key_reveal_party Now that would be a paranoid book!
goombalax: woo!!
TehAmelie: but what if the island has a fire?
goombalax: @TehAmelie sinks
INCSlayer: what does one do in calgary in summer?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Diabore Diet Alberta?
EvilBadman: Hel yeah drumheller
SymphonySolstice: oh I'm going to drumheller next month too!
ArtDecoSunburn: @INCSlayer Is that when the rodeo is?
TXC2:
oh it's a child in the middle 
INCSlayer: @ArtDecoSunburn i have no idea
Wolfstrike_NL: Ben, son of voidlings
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 
INCSlayer: @TXC2 no its a voidling
djalternative: Ben "Let's Nope" Ulmer not the son of cryptids
BlueMechanic: That's where Albertasaurus comes from
TXC2: INCSlayer of course
Diabore:
those eyes 
Vinewood_OG: Where do these dinosaur tourists sleep?
GhostValv:

lamina5432: so good
ArtDecoSunburn: @INCSlayer All I know about the Calgary Stampede comes from the "Murder, She Wrote" episode I saw there.
maclaglen: He's adorable!
public_key_reveal_party: I need that as an emote
TXC2: Special eyes!
KickAssKanuck: unedited btw
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Its the face I make when I see a cute dog
TXC2:

TehAmelie: next time i go to a dinosaur museum i have to bring googly eyes
Wiliart: Traicy
RatherLargeToad: Bug-Eyed Regisaur
TXC2: YEAH triceratops babee!
SymphonySolstice: hot dog man!!!
GhostValv: cute
INCSlayer: hot dogosaurus
LostThePirate: I dub it Glen
Nigouki: dirigible hot dog!
TehAmelie: the famous corndog snai
TalpTheScot: oscar clearly
TehAmelie: snail
morteica: Name him Frank!
SymphonySolstice: gilbert
James_the_Dabbler: Jerald
INCSlayer: WOW this looks massive
Nigouki: TORT
Pywodwagon: dracovish?
singinnonsense: I went to this museum like 35 years ago
TXC2: now this is a Pokemon
Too_Many_Knives: Oh we got one of those in the ROM too
EvilBadman: Thundercats sponsorship
RatherLargeToad: that’s one of those mix and match Pokémon fossils
TalpTheScot: 5 so far!
tidehollowcat: I love Dunkleosteus
Genie_M: Armor face fish, my childhood favorite
serramarkov: Dunkleostus
Wiliart: Ah yes, the Devonian sea.
goombalax: Grandpa!
Vinewood_OG: Perry, The Flatypus
LostThePirate: Lewis
public_key_reveal_party: I fought those in dark souls I think
maclaglen: Send it back into the water!
TehAmelie: in the process of evolving into a walleye fish
TXC2: ah this piece of land walking shit
ArtDecoSunburn: Our ancestors!
IanAllenBird: oh noo
Diabore: RIPkachu
LiveFaust: Tom Paris.
IanAllenBird: kmjnikjn
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TehAmelie: i think i saw a Chuck Tingle book about those two
TXC2: oh it's Matt
RatherLargeToad: Domenic
ShaneLeeAtk: #DonkeyPics
Pywodwagon: not to be confused with regi
LurkerSpine: I think it looked more like an Angie
TehAmelie: larger than life t-rex?
RatherLargeToad: nuclear weapons, clearly
TehAmelie: tourism is boring, let's be a ghost town!
TXC2: transitioning to bankruptcy?
Genie_M: Is there a sniper nest there?
lamina5432: why not keep tourism and do the new thing
BlueMechanic: the dinosaurs are still there even if you remove all the tourist stuff
ProcyonFlynn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:51.
brainbosh: he needs a toothpick
UnknownFriday: Someone threw it a ball!
TheMerricat: Poor Nigel has a ball stuck in their teeth
Vinewood_OG: Bring your Red Beret
LurkerSpine: Whoever got the ball in the dino mouth was an amazing shot
Kapiainen: @Genie_M Best not to wear a beret around there
Monocerotis2010: This was before the bear escaped right
UnknownFriday: The Blue Jays jersey next to the Phyrexia jersey is some kind of statement.
public_key_reveal_party: @UnknownFriday The classic rivalry
Barb4rian: Oh nooo
INCSlayer: uhh ohh
MrSarkhan: Oh No!
IanAllenBird: oh no
KickAssKanuck: Nice Oilers hat.
RatherLargeToad: “I found this leg!”
lamina5432: scary but funny
morteica: I used to work in a tattoo shop. Doing a blackout tattoo well is insanely hard.
7gorobei: at a certain point, just laser the tattoo away
SymphonySolstice: noot noot
INCSlayer: penglings!
TXC2:
morteica do they not make a paint roller type needle? 
morteica: @7gorobei That hurts worse than getting the tattoo
ProcyonFlynn:
Oooh, Kings looking great 
Strebenherz: Joining late but I see I joined at a good time
morteica: @TXC2 As handy as that'd be, not yet. Can't quite get the logistics right.
IanAllenBird: ohh
TXC2: morteica ah darn
Strebenherz: MEERKAT
SymphonySolstice: omg
IanAllenBird: oh my god
TehAmelie: and posed for a portrait!
wotc_jordan: Look at this good group of people and Jordynne
TXC2: spoke it into exsistance
public_key_reveal_party:

ThanhtTheBoss: One month to Fat Bear Week!
public_key_reveal_party: Ben gave the bears the idea
7gorobei: incepted
Strebenherz: Holy shit it heard you and made a plan
djalternative: should've went back the next day then
TXC2: hello wotc_jordan welcome
morteica: @wotc_jordan Yup. She's on a whole different level.
BlueMechanic: wentworth miller or the other one?
TXC2: kitty!
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TXC2: BlueMechanic Dominic Purcell
BraveOthello: Sleepy kitty
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Strebenherz: Daww
wotc_jordan: We gotta take you to the Woodland Park Zoo next time you're in Seattle
Nigouki: T E E T H
TehAmelie: :E
ProcyonFlynn: FalseHydra reference image now!!!
brieandbacon:

public_key_reveal_party:

INCSlayer:

BraveOthello: Are those teeth accurate?
TXC2: "I saw you across the bar....."
LostThePirate:

Strebenherz: LOL
lamina5432:

PsychoI3oy: my first thought seeing that is Land of the Lost
TXC2: ah this TMNT villain
Vinewood_OG: Kirk at Vasquez Rocks
BraveOthello: Those teeth are definitely NOT accurate, wow this is some b-tier reconstruction
INCSlayer: is this where all the heritage minutes are filmed?
ProcyonFlynn:
@INCSlayer
got me
public_key_reveal_party: Neat
morteica: Like a living history museum?
TehAmelie: it's like if Pennywise was a dog
raulghoulia: they're high as fuck
realbadatthis_: cheech
couchboyj: Winnie the Puff
Vinewood_OG: Goobert
MrSarkhan: That's not okay.
LurkerSpine: bobby hill baby?
TXC2: ah the cursed doll time
Nigouki: a heritage town has more working trains than Victoria?
TehAmelie: "this is why we stopped making baby drops"
Vinewood_OG: Blarf
tsp397: No thank you
realbadatthis_: winnie the poop
RatherLargeToad: 🎶Bar Solo. Bar Solo.🎶
wotc_jordan: I am terrified at the potential algo of "Jordynne infused LoadingReadyRun"
11toaman: Rupert Bear
TXC2: Becky throws hands
Pywodwagon: is that a literal child manning the booth
TXC2: big flag of Romania for some reason
ThanhtTheBoss: Let's go Nicole!
Pywodwagon: ough
NimrodXIV: saw trap
TehAmelie: some serious mobility aids huh
Diabore: biblically accurate
BlueMechanic: biblically accurate shower
public_key_reveal_party: This is a prop from early doctor who
SymphonySolstice: oh yeah I've seen the old advertisements for this
offbeatwitch: that looks like a torture device
Barb4rian: Iron maiden shower
Barb4rian: Ben beat me to it
Nigouki: submarine control console amount of knobs
Yondaime233: a human car wash
Kapiainen: Not quite the shower from Unseen University, but getting there
morteica: My bestie used to work in a living history museum like that in Michigan. The actors love it when you play along or ask questions. No joke. Talk to them whenever you go
lamina5432: seen these in an old hot springs museum
aliumsativum: That's a human dishwasher
ThanhtTheBoss: *cough*
raulghoulia: 3 second rule
TehAmelie: gotta soak up, turn off the water, lather up, wait and then rinse
ArtDecoSunburn: Showering in futuristic Singapore.
serramarkov: There's a similar shower outside either Nashville or Atlanta and it was specifically built for William Howard Taft, because he was large.
Barb4rian: How is that normal?
MrSarkhan: what the fuck
TXC2: that's the opposite of normal
SnackPak_: teeth!
raulghoulia: jump scare
public_key_reveal_party: Let's nope starts early today
TehAmelie: i hope Junji Ito gets to see this
BlueMechanic: aaaaah
BraveOthello: Teeth. Teeth. Teeth! TEETH!
SymphonySolstice: BOAT
public_key_reveal_party: @TehAmelie What did he do to deserve that?
TehAmelie: dentistry
TehAmelie: he was a dentist before he went into horror, i'm sure he'd appreciate a dentist horror display
morteica: Went from one occupation that scares people to another 😆
ThanhtTheBoss: I wonder what he was like as a dentist. I hear he is optimistic
public_key_reveal_party: @TehAmelie Oh, TIL
radioshackraider: Sacrophodong is what I call my sugar daddy
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Congrats on your streamer-versary is what twitch is saying?
KickAssKanuck: Good talk Ben
INCSlayer: @goatprince GO heckle them!
BraveOthello: Now he has to for the bit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the Jordynne quizzes are always the best
mkaybuddy11: YES JORDYNNE
Thefluffiestguineapig: I CALLED THE TUMBLR STUFF
SymphonySolstice: lets gooo
mkaybuddy11: I'm so excited
RatherLargeToad: ah yes, that one fandom
lamina5432: none
Thefluffiestguineapig: People kept saying "Jordynne in the hot seat" and I said "James has to stand up to the Tumblr memes"
public_key_reveal_party: They still call it blogging but like
RatherLargeToad: ghazundheit
SnackPak_: so close
SymphonySolstice: good start
NimrodXIV: wollock
INCSlayer: i have no idea about anything
goatprince: just got back from cherishing juniper, did james lose the quiz yet
mkaybuddy11: omg not wullock
INCSlayer: @goatprince no but they where sassing at you
TXC2: goatprince no, we've just started
goatprince: oh lovely
IanAllenBird: kind of a fan of bozo from my films
goatprince: i taught him that !!!!
INCSlayer: i didnt know that blorbo was from tumblr
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goatprince: oh lol
TehAmelie: i know this one
TXC2: Free HRT?
BlueMechanic: I know too many of these already
NimrodXIV: I hate that I know this
Voidhawk42: YES
public_key_reveal_party: Oh God I need to leave Tumblr
ThanhtTheBoss: I saw that episode and I don't remember what a Blorbo is. Going to private mode on my phone lol
mkaybuddy11: i also know this one fdiuysghifdi
Voidhawk42: Colours mean something
goatprince: it looked like blood smears.
TalpTheScot: why ask this and not show the picture
mkaybuddy11: do you love the colour of the hospital
lamina5432: I remember this as someone not on tumbler
mkaybuddy11: fuck i know too many of these
Diabore: gotta be discus
Nigouki: javelin
INCSlayer: i have no idea but dodgeball just feels right
TXC2:
I knows these from Imgur 
Voidhawk42: You've been hit by, you've been struck by
atinyspacemarine: Hammer throw is a thing
goatprince: whale weekly,,,,,,,,,
mkaybuddy11: not whale weekly
mkaybuddy11: my immortal monthly ;-;
ThanhtTheBoss: I love the constant laughter
atinyspacemarine: Whale weekly is sending me
TehAmelie: we should have a Moby Dick book club
BlueMechanic: Is Jonathan Harker a Blorbo?
public_key_reveal_party: @BlueMechanic He could be
mkaybuddy11: Mody Dick daily but we call it Dick Appointment?
INCSlayer: @BlueMechanic thats up to you
Voidhawk42: Whale Weekly, 1 subscriber named Ahab who only replies I HATE THAT WHLAE
Diabore: 2
SymphonySolstice: classic
SnackPak_: everyone loves petty theft
Thefluffiestguineapig: MY FATHER
mkaybuddy11: thanks i got them from the president
NimrodXIV: you stole them from the president
Voidhawk42: I Stole them from the president
goatprince:
because they were friendly 
public_key_reveal_party: Someone said this to me once and I panicked
mkaybuddy11: stooole i always forget about crime
singinnonsense: James is never letting anymore guess bring something
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goatprince Also to try not to get arrested
TXC2:
Bruceski I mean, they were 
INCSlayer: is this the chocolate thing
TehAmelie: i don't know this one!
INCSlayer: again i had no idea it came from tumblr
TXC2: how that Maths problem works
public_key_reveal_party: Banach-tarksy's your chocolate
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 And matter
goatprince: a colour gradient of the entire sky
LidofLoathing: Even on a laptop, it's way too long
EvilBadman: Please choose six is unhinged
goatprince: hey now, this predated tumblr
SymphonySolstice: oh finally one I don't know
Voidhawk42: @public_key_reveal_party Unravels your chocolate egg into two identical chocolate eggs
wotc_jordan: This is not okay
TalpTheScot: all im learning from this quiz is i have less respect for tumblr users then i did before
TheMerricat: 6
Vinewood_OG: all of the above
TXC2:
no hair below the eyebrow would remove eyelashes right? 
IanAllenBird: the answers portion of this is not very good if you get them wrong
Diabore: what wasnt
ThanhtTheBoss: but there were 5 answers
ThanhtTheBoss: so it gave 1 freebie?
TehAmelie: "be a bad fanfic self-insert OC wish fulfillment fantasy" huh
Strebenherz: No hair below the eyes? Not taking my beard without a fight
Brozard: lol chow
TXC2: wrong chow
Barb4rian: I want #3 but #4?
wotc_jordan: I'm more mad that it's spelled chow
Vinewood_OG: New email signatures just dropped
goatprince: god, i really did spend a lot of time on this website, didn't i
mkaybuddy11: I wonder how long it took the quiz maker to come up with alternates
Noy2222: I don't think Tumblr's a real website
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz The way that was phrased it would also take eyelashes
TehAmelie: this might be outdated. . .
offbeatwitch: They sure did!
theambivalentagender: uh oh
BlueMechanic: oh, this has aged badly
public_key_reveal_party: Excellent question
NimrodXIV: oof this one is outdated
mkaybuddy11: omg. he doesn't know about the John Green situation
radioshackraider: Oh NO
Brozard: oh no
atinyspacemarine: Oh no
offbeatwitch: he doesn't know about the john green post
SnackPak_: good answer
goatprince: lol
goatprince: lmao,
mkaybuddy11: HERE IT IS
Brozard: looool
Strebenherz: Whelp
atinyspacemarine: Lmao
Diabore: gotta be 1
TXC2: it'll be the last one
TehAmelie: one-time-i-dreamt has confused so many people
atinyspacemarine: God I've been on tumble since 2012........
SymphonySolstice: yessss
goatprince: i don't actually know this one
offbeatwitch: this one's just a flork of cows bit
atinyspacemarine: God this is so good
Strebenherz:
Nobody in Missouri is happy James 
Voidhawk42: "Freshly baked sweater" pardon fuck?
mkaybuddy11: oh my gosh.
chaostreader: this feels like someone talking about homestuck
LidofLoathing: @Voidhawk42 his mom baked it for her!
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
Brozard: manic pixie dream boat
atinyspacemarine: Oh no
goatprince: Hans Capon of Pirkstein,
TXC2: savage
Diabore: RUDE
Noy2222: Miserable pile of secrets
ThanhtTheBoss:
wait, whose best friend isn't Adam Savidan? 
Xed_Regulus: I know this!
TXC2: ball pit babee!
Strebenherz: I know this one
Wolfstrike_NL: 2 would be twitchcon
EvilBadman: ben just gravitating to the answer
TehAmelie: a trampoline? dashcon you delusional
Brozard: 222222
atinyspacemarine: I can't believe dashcon is back
EvilBadman: Andrew weeps
Voidhawk42: All of the above
tidehollowcat: My favorite movie!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know this because of Alex I think
LostThePirate: Sarah Z has a great DashCon vid
Brozard: @EvilBadman I've got a selfie with Andrew wearing the shirt
offbeatwitch: it's on Poob
offbeatwitch: Poob has it for you
TXC2: tumblrinas
atinyspacemarine: 1 and 4
TehAmelie: i'm having a good time!
NimrodXIV: eeby deeby
SymphonySolstice: This is pear wiggler erasure
public_key_reveal_party: I am having a bad time but not because I'm on Tumblr
atinyspacemarine: Horse
atinyspacemarine: Plinko
atinyspacemarine: Horse
EvilBadman: horse plinko is a tumblr? amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: How is a Top Hat a "machine"
atinyspacemarine: Plinko
Dog_of_Myth:
Congrats on your streamer-versary!
TXC2: Decay is an extant form of life!
sleepyfelix:
Congrats on your streamer-versary! 
atinyspacemarine: Thank you, that's terrifying
TXC2: "you can't hurt me in a way that matters!"
goombalax: #1
Nigouki: it's decay
Manae: The first line is #1
Hoplon42: Decay exists as and Extant form of Life
TXC2: it was Decay
goatprince: #1
brieandbacon: 1
nightsreach: it's the first one
SymphonySolstice: decay exists as an extant form of life
offbeatwitch: it's the first one
Manae: It's a much longer quote
Voidhawk42: Decay
offbeatwitch: "hey op what the fuck does this mean" "decay exists as an extant form of live"
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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atinyspacemarine: 3 is true regardless of if it's the answer
INCSlayer: if it isnt 4 il be upset
TXC2: atinyspacemarine yes
TheMerricat: "Bidoof's Law is an internet maxim stating that social media users who post angry, moralistic, or reactionary complaints about "degeneracy" or modern media often openly and shamelessly consume or reblog explicit adult content/hentai on the same profiles. It originated on Tumblr and is named after a user."
lamina5432: the hentai one?
INCSlayer: hah i was right!
LostThePirate: "Don't kink shame" - Beej
Voidhawk42: > me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Voidhawk42: miaislying: Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable: decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying: That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
goatprince: microwave monday?!
Nigouki: what about flat fuck friday?
noSmokeFire: flat fuck friday, wet beast wednesday
atinyspacemarine: People on Tumblr will also consider any porn consumption to be an addiction
GhostValv: what a concept
Diabore: 4
Thefluffiestguineapig: Taking reason out of this seems to be the strat
TXC2: Voidhawk42 a post of all time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spiders Georg
public_key_reveal_party: @atinyspacemarine Correct, but that is not a Tumblr exclusive problem
Tevildo:
Congrats on your streamer-versary!
goatprince: oh lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Even we know of Spiders Georg
atinyspacemarine: @public_key_reveal_party It's sad
TehAmelie: that's a physics textbook meme
Diabore: 1
INCSlayer: 2
raulghoulia: cocks gun
lamina5432: space vamps
Dog_of_Myth: 1
TheMerricat: Moon's haunted dude
noSmokeFire: just astronauts from meme
atinyspacemarine: Throckmorton indicator is my favorite medical thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: *cocks shotgun*
radioshackraider: Oh shit I have recognised too much of this
LurkerSpine: PARNETS
Hoplon42: i have only gotten the ones that broke containment
offbeatwitch: that appears to no longer be their URL
SnackPak_: good catch
Diabore: ty ben
public_key_reveal_party: @radioshackraider A lot of us are ashamed.
FlargBlarg:
Congrats on your streamer-versary!
EvilBadman: James, what do you think you've forgotten now, to make space for all this new information
atinyspacemarine: I though the astronaut had a pistol?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The things I recognized I mostly learned from lrr
lamina5432: some were pretty known memes. others not so much.
Diabore: 10% - 67 takers
public_key_reveal_party: No we are ashamed of knowing this stuff
goatprince: i'm keeping my blog.
TehAmelie: i'd only be at around 70%, there's hope for me
offbeatwitch: the people left on tumblr now are invariably the funniest people i know
bytecaster: Tumbler: It's where Mark Rosewater blogs
LurkerSpine: Man, people have a very different view of reddit than I do
public_key_reveal_party: It isn't algorithmically driven, which is basically why I still use it
TalpTheScot: and people still use it?
atinyspacemarine: Sadly transphobic staff is not uncommon elsewhere
goatprince: it's good for fandom posting.
TXC2: and here I was thinking that tumblr was Trans-positive
bytecaster: @TalpTheScot Lots of people are still on Twitter, these things take time
ihlendrax: The only reason I look at Tumblr is for MaRo’s blog….
goatprince: the userbase is transpositive.
atinyspacemarine: Much of the user base is less hateful
INCSlayer: i assumed that tumblr got conservative when they deleted all the porn
TXC2: goatprince ah ok
Vinewood_OG: I really need to update my geocities page.
TehAmelie: the transphobes are just the like 20 people who work on the site
TheMerricat: I think James forgot the whole male presenting nipple yahoo era of Tumblr.
offbeatwitch: tumblr ads are so funny they're unmatched in their quality
NorthstarTex: Good morning everyone.
ThanhtTheBoss: Damn, I could have had 2 Blue Checks FOREVER!
Voidhawk42: You can buy any number of checks
atinyspacemarine: I have paid to avoid ads, because worms in food triggered OCD anxiety
TXC2: hello NorthstarTex welcome
bytecaster: It just be good enough to be merely profitable
SimGuy3k: @INCSlayer And the porn never actually went away
bytecaster: @SimGuy3k It never does.
goatprince: you learned about Throckmorton!
atinyspacemarine: The porn bots are less fun than you would hope
goatprince: no!!!!!!!!!!
Yondaime233:
brain rot is gonna brain rot 
public_key_reveal_party: Quick matt, crash the stream
goatprince:
that would be rude 
lamina5432: just spend most of the time reading.
atinyspacemarine: I cannot do audiobooks
Brozard: I think my partner just crested 100?
atinyspacemarine: I lose track
TXC2: atinyspacemarine same for me with podcasts sometimes
atinyspacemarine: Podcasts for me are at least self contained
Hoplon42: Got to get Martha Wells new murderbot novel.
atinyspacemarine: I also really value the tactile experience of books
TXC2: atinyspacemarine yes
SimGuy3k: Yeah I get distracted when I listen to stuff and realize I was no longer paying attention and have to go back several minutes to listen again
atinyspacemarine: Wait new murderbot is out?
atinyspacemarine: Need that
atinyspacemarine: Also need to get you the signed copy of Operation bounce house I was gifted
Hoplon42: platform decay
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Brozard: oh maaaaan, need to start that
TXC2: and Antonio Banderas
radioshackraider: Antonio Banderas's first ever movie role, that he learned English for
morteica: It's supposed to be weird!
Voidhawk42: Vampires are weird people is kinda a core part of the story
morteica: It's supposed to be purely messed up. Claudia should be the same age as in the book. That drives me crazy.
bunn_tech:
LLR first streamer-versary - Probably going to be my fun fact of the day. That was not on my bingo card when I opened twitch today
morteica: @Voidhawk42 Exactly
lamina5432: i look at rpgs as reading a book too
bbblehh:
Oh wow a first stream anniversary? How many years ago was that even
TXC2: need to 3rd place in your own house
NorthstarTex:
Happy "you did your first stream today" day
goatprince: thoroughly rutting, is what they be doin'
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben took his dog
SnackPak_: Marnie deserves a day off
goatprince: stardew removed a bunch of annoying nonsense from the genre i think? so you can see how bad it was before
theambivalentagender: Ah, Ben has discovered Marnie's work schedule
offbeatwitch: all i know about pokémon is that there's a new rock by the water
morteica: @goatprince It definitely did. I played harvest moon since it came out and omg stardew made so many improvements
morteica: Switched to stardew
bytecaster: I have to pay rent to get a home in Pokemon now, is nothing sacred?!?
bbblehh: I have heard of 3rd party alternatives to Pokemon Home but I haven't looked too deep into it
TXC2: bytecaster sure isn't
Nigouki: first they took away the discs, then they took away your transfer cable
TheMerricat: Ah pokemon and FOMO, name a more iconic partnership.
Pywodwagon: what do you think about the war crimes of inciniroar, James
GhostValv:

EvilBadman: Hey it had mouse controls on switch 2, too
goatprince: SBG so good.....
SimGuy3k: Time for new wow raid tonight
goatprince: i took james out by the knees SO many times
Genie_M: You wanted to golf in a game called golf?
Manae: @SimGuy3k Reminds me, need to look up some info on the bosses for the Snorsh raid Thursday
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's one complaint was putting is very sticky
offbeatwitch: he's about to shoot your ass. with a gun
noSmokeFire: adam has Spheda experience
TXC2: ^
goombalax: get a cup of that man's clubs
goatprince: adam kept saying 'oh, this course sucks' about each course
EvilBadman: Watching heather lineup a shot on you while you were teeing off was great
RatherLargeToad: it’s spheeda
Thefluffiestguineapig: @offbeatwitch That G-Vlog meme has so many uses
darkora:
Congrats on your streamer-versary!
Genie_M: Minecraft Hermit?
SimGuy3k: I'm looking forward to fall to get outside more
SimGuy3k: It's too hot and humid in the summer
ZombieHendrix: Heck ya, Hot Shots Golf
CabooseFails: Golf With Your Friends is very goood
CabooseFails: Highly recommend the timed mode with no shot limit
lamina5432: have gday
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Jordynne and Ben on tech
CabooseFails: Y'all have a good day. Thanks for entertaining!
Hoplon42: thanks for streaming James, Jordynne and Ben!
INCSlayer: your not doing a good morning moonbase as part of the subathon?
Rafgmorais: Gday everyone
Wiliart: Looking forward towards that shenanigans.
morteica: Awesome show as always! Great to see Best Jordynne lol
Aitsu111: Ice cream bonus goal like usual
TXC2: Sleep important
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Aitsu111: There are always vods
SimGuy3k: All talking at the same time
INCSlayer: im watching pre-emptivley
TXC2: !patreon
Genie_M: Most of us don't bite - unless asked to
serramarkov: Mostly I watch LRR stuff.
TXC2: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
badpandabear: I'm watching this weird internet morning show....
morteica: @serramarkov Same
morteica: There's so much and it's always good.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Retro Pokémon TCG) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (1:26 from now).
SimGuy3k: I finally got to watch live this week
TehAmelie: pikachu!
TXC2: pokemomamon
SnackPak_: eddy frew-up
morteica: It's been very very funny
goatprince: my ring!
GhostValv: neat
TXC2: Monday Monday Monday!
TheMerricat: Happy Birthday Ben!
LostThePirate: Ooooo
matthaus_c: more things should be on fire this time around
MungoDude:
Congrats on your streamer-versary!
TXC2:
but I did nothing? 
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
Nigouki: Thanks for the show!
Wolfstrike_NL: To the Crapshot!
TXC2: ^
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