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 quasi79fu: so far weve seeen..Shadow..a lady from undertale...Sneakers...Patrick Starrr...Thomas the tank engine and the boy from Up
 raulghoulia: It's all in my head but I want non-fiction
Bruceski: "Celebrate LRR's first stream anniversary"? Twitch you okay? What year do you think it is?
 Nigouki: the hat should be on the username's first letter
 quasi79fu: Oh i for got  about Moo Deng
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 lamina5432: evening
 Diabore: Of course not, why would they do that juliamon
 quasi79fu: hi
ManWithTheMask13: woah nelly
 Diabore: I dont nelly is on this stream
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 quasi79fu: i love lochnessses name
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 quasi79fu: sorrry for being weird
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 Nigouki: twitch is like some kind of attic gremlin that drops unnecessary new features onto the dinner table when you least expect it
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Mister_BlueSky:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
ManWithTheMask13: good name
 Kramburger: Hello Adam and Player 2
 quasi79fu: love that name also
 Driosenth: I am not prepared
 quasi79fu: im prepared...
 baltimore_667083: ADAM
 quasi79fu: Im Hot to go
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ManWithTheMask13: Because I look good as fuck on cocaine
 lamina5432: to see you
Spades_Slicc: for the smooth
SnackPak_: its a flat surface
 lochnessseammonster: what 
 e_bloc: to see how cool I look
 gibbousm: Wait, are we getting the Cocaine arc at last? Paul approved it?
 LostThePirate: @DeM0nFiRe Iirc, that's roughly when the Affiliate program started?
 TehAmelie: i think it's just cause they're smooth and flat
ButButTheJesus: I never did a cocaine
 MAPBoardgames: glass is hard and flat.
 BusTed: when one
dm818: You need very flat
 empyreon: in minecraft
 Scy_Anide: So I don't get fooled by vampires!
 Kramburger: It's non-pourous
Vinewood_OG: What other sort of pocket glass do you have handy?
 Dog_of_Myth: What do you use?
 GasCityGaming: Can lose stuff in wood grain or more porous surfaces
 e_bloc: 1666
EdibleDragon: We all get together for Cocaine Dayz
ManWithTheMask13: Why WOULDN'T I want to see my beautiful cocaine face
toady0s: probably to check for boogers
 GamerCat88:  Congrats on your streamer-versary! 
 Nigouki: non-porous and inert is the important parts
 kimmibeans: To be fancy?
 PhorrestGaze: low surface energy so stuff doesn't stick to it
 YawnLance: Damn we're still in our cocaine arc?
 DandyGeek: probably so you don’t miss any of the coke on the plate
 lochnessseammonster: so you can watch it go right up your nose
SnackPak_: take 2
 quasi79fu: sigh...had to refresh ...am i back
YeOldeMark: Probably because it looks cool in the movies
Spades_Slicc: It makes it look like i'm doing twice as much cocaine as i really am
 kimmibeans: Also, silver is antimicrobial
 e_bloc: 240 people in chat, 100% chance
dm818: What?
  RayFK: What a start boys what a start
ButButTheJesus: Ben has a point
Vinewood_OG: When you're done you can peak around corners for the hat man.
 MAPBoardgames: It makes it look like you have twice as much.
Spades_Slicc: Mirrors are glass with a reflective backing
 Scy_Anide: I've been offered cocaine, but I do live in NYC.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well, stream's starting well
 xantos69: I've never done a single drug.  I have never had a drink.  I have never smoked.  But when I turn 70 I can't think of a reason to not start.
 Kramburger: It's silvered glass
aClonedPickle: when you do cocaine what is glass
ButButTheJesus: Let im cook
Mister_BlueSky: To line it up? I dunno.
 BusTed: what color *is* a mirror, anyway
 quasi79fu: pooor BEn
 DiscordianTokkan:  Congrats on party hats on cocaine mirrors..?
 korvys: MIrror glass is see-through - the reflective part is on the back
 e_bloc: they dont really think so hard they're busy doing cocaine
 cutaos: the glass has been mirrored
 JessieImproved: this is peak let's nope podcast
 hatboozeparty: Thats true, i ignore my dirty mirror every day!
 rosesmcgee: Can't afford to lose any cocaine to a high friction surface or surface imperfections
Vonbane: that's a question to ask the AI chatbot and see what it says
 Inquisitor_Xian: Ben, most people do their coke off bathroom toilets
 Steelwolf171: It's  a very fine powder n and you need a smooth non porous surface
MWGNZ:  
SnackPak_: ewww, I got dirt in my nose
 e_bloc: god forbid you get a sinus infection from cocaine
Yoshi_Gal: Smooth, non porous
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vinopinguino: any smooth surface really
 WiJohn: Smooth as a streamer's brain
 goombalax: your brain
vinopinguino: doesnt have to be glass
dm818: Sharks
 public_key_reveal_party: I just got here, are we getting advice for how to drugs?
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 TehAmelie: not that people don't do cocaine off anything. but pocket mirrors are handy if you make it a habit i guess
 Kramburger: ur brain
 xantos69: Gague blocks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Didn't it also erode your sinuses?
 hatboozeparty: Can't you just use a regular plate?
 e_bloc: your ass
 korvys: toilet back
 cutaos: thats why back of toilet seats are used as well
Vonbane: but only use currency to snort if you're a baller
 exeJayce: hey everyone!! hi Adam, hi Ben!
 ghizmou: your moves
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 Scy_Anide: We're gonna have to do some experiments. Buy some cocaine and see what surface works best.
 rosesmcgee: we are doing coke of a baby's bottom
 quasi79fu: obsidian
 cutaos: tanks not seats hah
SnackPak_: congrats Adam
n3ther:  Congrats on your streamer-versary! idk what this is
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean not mine, I'm straight edge
ButButTheJesus: HARRISON FORD
EdibleDragon: Gimme your coke, make it real, or else forget about itttttt
 quasi79fu: hes a smoooth criminal
 MacbethSeemsSus: Rob Thomas or Chad Kroeger version?
Yoshi_Gal: You can do coke off a friend if you're feeling fun
vinopinguino: smooth weiner adam
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Clearly, but generally since it was inhaling a powder
 GamerCat88: there was a kid in high school who snorted kool aid a few times
 e_bloc: let's see AI make anything this good
 baltimore_667083: BEN
 WiJohn: That'll happen
SnackPak_: thatll happen
 NotCainNorAbel:  Congrats starting this whole thing
Vinewood_OG: Uh huhhh
n3ther: "got stuck on your weiner"
 hatboozeparty: That's reasonable
SnackPak_: correct
Blakemcm: YES!
 lamina5432: yes
 WiJohn: @SnackPak_ high five!
ManWithTheMask13: Yes!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 LostThePirate: That's gotta go in the quote archive
Vonbane: um yeah
Mister_BlueSky: Phrasing?
 e_bloc: 1000%
 raulghoulia: "I got stuck on your weiner" Ben Ulmer
Yoshi_Gal: Absolutely
 baltimore_667083: this is objectively correct
n3ther: you may as well anyway
 korvys: That's just anatomy
vinopinguino: ath the urinal
ManWithTheMask13: When nature (the poop) calls
SnackPak_: @WiJohn high five!
 Kramburger: "May as well get another game in"
vinopinguino: just turn around at the urinal
n3ther: it's healthy to poop regularly!
ButButTheJesus: I'm literally poopin rn. Yep that's how it goes for me
 kingandcommoner: unless diarrhea
Yoshi_Gal: Birds have the right idea with just one hole
EdibleDragon: Long Loooooooong Poop
Vinewood_OG: Instead of a wide pooper
 WiJohn: Long line of poops
n3ther: a family history
 hatboozeparty: The poop. It's very long.
SnackPak_: coke might help with that
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben "Long Popper" Ulmer
 e_bloc: long poops and short showers
MWGNZ: Ulmer Heritage
 Strebenherz: this pooping technique has been passed down through the ulmer line for generations
 Kramburger: BEN
Vonbane: bad friend
n3ther: used to it
 MacbethSeemsSus: My father was a long pooper. And my father's father was a long pooper. And his father's father.....
 Kramburger: Don't neglect your spouse
 Saintnex: Alberta is very sucky
dm818: Did your car survive this time at least?
 lamina5432: did adam see the funny faces
 GamerCat88: dino 🦖
dustfinger_exe: Nooooooo
SnackPak_: road trip!
n3ther: gotta do the bit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Meteor drops in 3 years
 raulghoulia: head smashed in buffalo was a plot point in The Pitt
n3ther: for the photo
 GamerCat88: road quest 2
 Kramburger: Road Quest DLC
Spades_Slicc: 2.25 years but yeah
 BusTed: 3 years to plan the heist of the century
 WiJohn: So you're saying the dinosaur is available?
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MWGNZ: how much we gotta crowdfund to buy the dino?
 The_Lesser_Gatsby:  Congrats on this hat!
UtilityPunk: No way, this stream can't be how I get spoilers for the dino's extinction
 public_key_reveal_party: as chat observed on gmm, they are transitioning from tourism to nothinh
 GasCityGaming: I mean, I live here, yeah that's pretty much it.
Yoshi_Gal: Why would you want to move away from tourism?? Thats crazy
 DiscordianTokkan: Is the dinosaur baptized?
ButButTheJesus: Buy that dino!
 goombalax: fracking is when you do cocaine off a smooth penis
dustfinger_exe: Guess I'll go to Vulcann then
 baltimore_667083: it causes a lot of small earthquakes where I’m from
ManWithTheMask13: It's also how they swear on Battlestar Galactica
 Getter404:  Next year at the Dino Place!
dm818: No
 YawnLance: We got all the dinosaur solids, time to get the dinosaur liquids
 Dog_of_Myth: No
 NotCainNorAbel: hell no
ManWithTheMask13: Nah they make nuthin
 PhorrestGaze: fracking it's like an earth enema
 WiJohn: As the son of an archeologist, you do not
 Saintnex: hell nah
 raulghoulia: Alan Grant
Vinewood_OG: o7
vinopinguino: only babies care about dinosaurs
 kimmibeans: From a professor: HAHAHA HELLLLL NOOOO
 baltimore_667083: Ulysses S Grant
 BusTed: 
 GamerCat88: Sam Neil
 MacbethSeemsSus: Rip Same Neil
ManWithTheMask13: They live off of Indiana Jones swag
Vonbane: sam neill RIP
UtilityPunk: I've known a couple archaeologists/anthropologists, it's not big money.
 Getter404: Sam Niell yeah
 korvys: Sam Neill
 couchboyj: Aggressively medium money, I'd wager
MWGNZ: o7 sam neil
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sam*
 Driosenth: Allan Grant
n3ther: yeah : /
SnackPak_: o7
 exeJayce: rip a legend
n3ther: o7
 Nigouki: his last role will be in the live action Zelda movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans I mean, there's a lot of professors who would say that to Let's Nope
vinopinguino: diplo dockus
 BusTed: sara's a b
SnackPak_: adam...
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 Getter404: Sara's a meanie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, that is how that pronounce that
 lochnessseammonster: exactly
 e_bloc: yeah his magic card really spiked in price when he died
 Inquisitor_Xian: there's a really good dungeon synth band called diplodocus
 lochnessseammonster: i love her
Yoshi_Gal: Diplodock deeznuts
SnackPak_: wait, this checks out
 kimmibeans: The more I work in academia the more Dr. Allan Grant following a mysterious old man promising nearly endless funding makes sese
 GamerCat88: strong independent female
 Rexsplosion: They're little kid dinosaurs surviving an apocalypse, they gotta be JUDGED online now too???
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Get it together, Petri, you're 40."
 betweenmyself: Sara’s dad is straight up racist
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DarknessKingCoH: Spike is the GOAT
 BusTed: the dynamic
 quasi79fu: Duckie is the best
 tdapenguin: @kimmibeans Lol 
 bethy_kins24: Little Foot!
ButButTheJesus: I smell Ducky
MWGNZ: 
 Driosenth: The pain on Adam's face
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yepyepeyp!
 lochnessseammonster: my sister and i say yep yep yep to each other still 
 GasCityGaming: um....
 GamerCat88: chomper
 saucemaster5000: what's wrong with petree?
SnackPak_: uh oh
UtilityPunk: Mean is an accurate description of many toddlers
 BluTGI: Bigfoot is the cyclops of that universe.
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 bethy_kins24: the hubs love Petri
EdibleDragon: I liked Petrie…
 cutaos: petree pride
 LostThePirate: Screw you, I choose Petre
niccus: considering being older than stu pickles
 JessieImproved: hey now I love ptree
 bethy_kins24: Chomper
 BusTed: chomper was ok
 dolphgrim: Fuck chomper
 Dog_of_Myth: James 
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 lochnessseammonster: yep yep yep
 mrjujubeans: I think that was 3 or 5
 saucemaster5000: it's punishable by death to not do so
 ghizmou: legally obliged to in the continental US
 BluTGI: That guy chomps. 
 GasCityGaming: it becomes a can opener
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 kimmibeans: It depends on the tooth? Some of them are not chomping teeth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then there's a lot of cats who have to have their name changed to "chomper"
 TehAmelie: maybe you had better give all your teeth names before you lose them
n3ther: bitekeeping
 kingandcommoner: If I have only one tooth, I don't think I'm doing much chomping
 gualdhar: Poor Grandpa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That and Chihuahuas
 kimmibeans: Like, you don't chomp with a canine
 korvys: If you're a Simpsons fan, yeah, that's the name
 GamerCat88: can you chomp with just gums…
 betweenmyself: reminder: there have been SIXTEEN Land Before Time movies 
UtilityPunk: Is a small chomp a chimp?
 korvys: Ol' Gummy Joe
Vinewood_OG: With one tooth you're playing a jug in a moonshine band and giving ghost hunting kids direction to the old mill.
 saucemaster5000: I'd rather that the be gummed
Vonbane: one tooth is one step away from Gummer
 TehAmelie: if i had one tooth i'd call it the can opener
SnackPak_: movie night!
 BluTGI: Time almost caught up
dm818: Metor
 lamina5432: ive only seen lime 7
Mister_BlueSky: Meteor?
 Driosenth: One tooth, ah good old Can opener
 ContingentCat: Wat?
 quasi79fu: Go extinct
 dolphgrim: Still waiting on The Land After Time
 mrjujubeans: Jenny Nicholson has a good video on it
 lamina5432: the first one was a completely different movie then the rest
 goombalax: in 15 they fight thanos
 GamerCat88: Dino’s in space
 saucemaster5000: it ends like the sopranos as the meteor comes
 MacbethSeemsSus: In Land Before Time X they go to space
 BusTed: what if they time traveled to modern times
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, I've been chomped by a bird. Birds have no teeth
 kimmibeans: I think one of the movies was aout the meteor, but I cuold have dreamt that
dm818: I liked the strangers
 ContingentCat: Alternate history where there was no meteor
 BluTGI: Land Before Time x Fast & Furious crossover, it's about Family.
 quasi79fu: The Strangers first one was sooo goood
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Littlefoot was, for a couple movies, played by the guy who would go on to be John Connor in the Terminator TV show
 e_bloc: I saw the new one, its kinda meh
 mrjujubeans: the sequel was awesome
Yoshi_Gal: @BluTGI Family before time
Vonbane: they keep making Strangers movies, and Purge movies for some reason
 saucemaster5000: wiv tywer
 Nigouki: you'd cry all the time as Arwen too cuz your hubby is more mortal than you
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wow, I just remembered Liv Tyler's technically in the MCU
 TehAmelie: did you know, dinosaurs went to space in real life. the Chicxulub impact very likely sent some bits of dinosaur to the moon.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Kiefer Sutherland had more lines in one of the Lands Before Time than he did as the star of Metal Gear Solid V
ManWithTheMask13: The strangers are the ones that come at night, right? 
 goombalax: The strangers 16
 saucemaster5000: the strangbers sit on their hand till it goes numb then -
ManWithTheMask13: strangbers
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie I doubt they had fun doing so
 dolphgrim: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa He's littlefoots dad (spoiler alert)
 korvys: Hocus Pocus
 TehAmelie: noo
 goombalax: True Lies
Spades_Slicc: The Princess Bride
 YawnLance: @saucemaster5000 
 BluTGI: Spaceballs
ManWithTheMask13: Sinbad
 e_bloc: clue, groundhog day
 saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 I'll strangble ye
 GasCityGaming: Mary
 mrjujubeans: pirates of the Caribbean
 DarknessKingCoH: Shrek
 lochnessseammonster: muppet treasure island
 GasCityGaming: Mary Poppins
 RealGamerCow: Back to the Future
Mister_BlueSky: Mummy Returns for me
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: the strangers scared me for YEARS. “because you were home” is so haunting of a line.
 GamerCat88: Labyrinth
 ContingentCat: Aristacats
 quasi79fu: Rocky Horrror picture show for me
ManWithTheMask13: Scooby-Doo in: Where's My Mummy
dustfinger_exe: Ghostbusters
 lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
 quasi79fu: poltergeist or clue or ghostbusters
 bethy_kins24: Chateclare
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: muppet christmas carol
 kingandcommoner: You ever see Rock and Rule?
 ambarion85: Rock-aDoodle was the prefect home sick from school movie
 exeJayce: I've killed multiple copies of Twister over the years, including a blu-ray LMAO
 saucemaster5000: secret of nimh
 DiscordianTokkan: Bluther
 quasi79fu: I loved Rock a Doodle
 GamerCat88: Fifel goes west
 goombalax: my brothers had a VCR that played Toy Story and Toy Story alone, it rewound the tape and played it again
ankhomeg: Abbott and Costello meet frankenstein
 Rexsplosion: Lotta Don Bluth in young Savidan's household
SnackPak_: in my memory rockadoodle rules and I dont want to return to it
Yoshi_Gal: Oliver and Company
Spades_Slicc: Fuck Don Bluth
 SquareDotCube: Cats can't dance
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I definitely did some damage to our copy of Neverending Story
vinopinguino: fifel goes west was the earliest animated movie i remember watching
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 WiJohn: The human language?
 GamerCat88: fern gully
 BlindProphet32:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
  James_LRR: what?
n3ther: I've never heard that
 BluTGI: lmao
 DiscordianTokkan: This is true
 ghizmou: x to doubt
vinopinguino: a whistle
ManWithTheMask13: my family had Rikki Tikki Tavi
SnackPak_: there it is
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 e_bloc: and pooping
 public_key_reveal_party: it's slang but yeah
 ContingentCat: ????!
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n3ther: the fabled bible: urban dictionary
 quasi79fu: That lightbulb moment
 e_bloc: 2012 word of the year
 RealGamerCow: it was like the first word in the urban dictionary
 saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 fuck that mongoose the snakes were terrorized
 lochnessseammonster: i have never heard that til today 
vinopinguino: a country blumpkin is when it happens on a farm
 MrPipboy3000: Its a perfectly cromulent word Ben
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 LMAO
n3ther: @vinopinguino 
 xantos69: Very few words that describe sex are "officially" in the kings English.
ManWithTheMask13: I'm too busy reading my own posts
 korvys: Don Bluth?
 BluTGI: Chat catching strays.
n3ther: the books I read are too sophisticated for such language 
 LostThePirate: Definitely heard the term before
 lochnessseammonster: i think we established it's prolly not in a book
 e_bloc: wait Adam knew something no one else knew
 quasi79fu: I can read?
 DiscordianTokkan: I heard it in almost the same sentence as Dutch Rudder back in Basic
 gualdhar: ok *turns off stream*
ManWithTheMask13: What about Supercombo?
 e_bloc: is this bizzaro world
 goombalax: Bluth means Blood
 saucemaster5000: you could say it was destined
 BluTGI: Talk about a destined fate.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'll actually never forgive Don Bluth for how badly he treated the story of Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
SnackPak_: yeah, be nice to the destiny folks
UtilityPunk: The Dead by Daylight folks probably shouldn't step outside
 lochnessseammonster: wait for real?
 baltimore_667083: BEN
 couchboyj: In what book may I read about Blumpkins?
 e_bloc: yeah I mean it was their desinty
 Scy_Anide: People telling on themselves that they haven't watched Clerks (I think blumpkin was from Clerks)
Vinewood_OG: Common Sony L
ButButTheJesus: they havne't announced a shutdown yet have they? just no new updates
 Dog_of_Myth: To be fair, Destiny has been dead for quite awhile
Vonbane: @Scy_Anide it was not
Spades_Slicc: Yes Adam, the Destiny devs are finally fucking
 bethy_kins24: I have a Don Bluths Autograph on An Anastasia poster
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SeductiveCrowdedAuberginePMSTwin-5gc8Tz349cMKlakb
  James_LRR: Remote spray bottle
 public_key_reveal_party: give chat that power, we won't abuse it
 ContingentCat: Time to say something worse
 quasi79fu: Big brother is watching
 BluTGI: Can we rig up a spray bottle that is controlled by chat?
Mister_BlueSky: Well...
ManWithTheMask13: Wheeler
ButButTheJesus: 
 GasCityGaming: Ian could rig something up
SnackPak_: Ian makes a remote spray bottle
  James_LRR: Correct.
aClonedPickle: yeah what we really need is a secret slime word
 BluTGI: !spray
 Rexsplosion: yeah, GET'EM!
 RealGamerCow: Next time on TTSF
 Valkryir: next ttsf stream
 Kipstar: spray for bits
 lochnessseammonster: this is the fun stream cuz it's unsupervised
Vinewood_OG: 100 bits to spray them
 IanAllenBird: that won't destroy the computers
Hallontagg: a spraybottle for donations sounds like great fun
Spades_Slicc: Twitch point redemption spray them
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if there were a spray bottle there, I fully expect you would use it on each other
MWGNZ: get that bank
 Going_Medium: At what level of membership can I use it?  I'm in.
 Kipstar: you'd be so wet
 e_bloc: 5 figures easy
UtilityPunk: There's a streamer that has exactly this setup 
 NotCainNorAbel: James charges $50US
UtilityPunk: It's great
 xantos69: Oh... yea, that would get about $5000 from me in the first year.
ButButTheJesus: studio gonna be soaked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With what?
 BluTGI: Gotta cover the water bill
 Dog_of_Myth: Phrasing
Mister_BlueSky: Phrasing? Again?
 Kramburger: BEN
 WiJohn: It will be a very moist stream
TheCactaceae: It'll be like that app with the remote crane games
 lochnessseammonster: no it needs to be more than 100 bits 
 saucemaster5000: itchy and scratchy bucks
 quasi79fu: omg ben
 spurius: here me out, a water tank, you sit above, and if people spent enough money, splash
 goombalax: what about canadian tire money
Vinewood_OG: Can we pay you with exposure?
 ContingentCat: Ben!
 Driosenth: but I have 800k bits to spend on NOTHING
 dolphgrim: Can I have a button to make Adam eat a hotdog?
 Rexsplosion: "If you're gonna get me wet, you're gonna have to pay me" -Ben Ulmer
 lochnessseammonster: ok fair
 public_key_reveal_party: famously electronics and water go together great so just spray down the streaming office
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoistHotCoyoteFloof-aPa263ZtnN42YK_o
 RelwinEJ: Adam better bring the floaty from his PNG rubber picture
 Driosenth: yeap, points, my bad
Mister_BlueSky: 100 bits, but it goes up every time over the course of the stream.
UtilityPunk: 100 bits buys Adam and Ben some hydration
Vinewood_OG: I'm close to a cool Million.
 WiJohn: I'm over a million fun moneys!
 e_bloc: at 100 bits you would get drenched
 Strebenherz: 100 spray away
 korvys: Mostly they're just used for gambling
 ContingentCat: 1$ is all it takes to get you wet? 
  James_LRR: They are hard to do well when we stream so many different things with a bunch of different people.
 rensti14: it is.
 LostThePirate: Sooo many DolLRRs accumulated by chat
Spades_Slicc: No it isn't, I'm gonna send adam back to the boshi mines
 e_bloc: 1.057M channel points
 Strebenherz: as a mtg player i plead the 5th
ghyllnox: Depends what you're collecting
 e_bloc: rule of 3
MWGNZ: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 1 sufficiently large collection
 lochnessseammonster: only questions a hoarder would ask
ButButTheJesus: checkmate
 PhorrestGaze: as long as they're well organized it can be a lot
 Dalrint: Most hoarders will collect literally anything.
 NotCainNorAbel: some do some do not
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 1 collection is a hobby 
 lamina5432: james has a pretty good channel point economy
 ContingentCat: 774k channel points lol
ghyllnox: Cats? Definitely one. You only need like 10 cats
UtilityPunk: If you have multiple hoards, you're a hoarding enthusiast
 MrPipboy3000: My parent don't collect shit and they are horders ...
MWGNZ: "behold, my stuff"
 TehAmelie: i'm at 2.2 million and can't do anything with them but put sunglasses on emotes
 raulghoulia: itd be awkward if you forget to turn off the spray bottle and someone donates during LRRMTG and you spray Graham
 lamina5432: you cant walk through a room
ManWithTheMask13: Alright, Rushmore
notpsion:  Congrats on your streamer-versary! (lol twitch why???)
 TehAmelie: 
Spades_Slicc: @raulghoulia Awkward or clippable?
UtilityPunk: Are they little hobbies, or big ones?
 lochnessseammonster: the stash is ready when i need it 
 public_key_reveal_party: the answer to all these questions is "how much storage space do you have"
 goombalax: he's fishing and catching only sensible answers
 quasi79fu: DOnt some hoarders do that though..Put things in certain piles..kind of like a OCd thing as well for them?
tycoonbosh:  According to Twitch, this is LRR's first streamerversary, so... 20+ years in, congrats on your first year being online entertainers?!
 ContingentCat: It's about when it starts having a negative impact on you
dm818: It's like a lobster trap
 IanAllenBird: the cage is open but he's facing the wrong way
ButButTheJesus: the cage chases you
 Rexsplosion: i'm playing WoW RIGHT NOW
 Going_Medium: If you collect feces in jars, one is hoarding.  If you collect cat figurines, the number is much higher. Depends what you collect.
 saucemaster5000: open cages have psychological bars
 abaddon2501: That's an addiction not a hobby
 Rexsplosion: doing a nightmare prey
 e_bloc: addiction is hard
Vonbane: is cocaine a hobby?
 LostThePirate: Ok, so instead of chat bits thing, have Paul create a Twitch Widget that can be tuned on and off so it won't be active during others' streams
 goombalax: @Vonbane only if its off of a smooth penis
Spades_Slicc: How many cocaine mirrors do I need to own for it to be a "hoard"?
 RealGamerCow: I still think about Adam's WoW videos a lot
 Kelderan: Me playing OG Everquest. "Yes, it's totally easy to leave WoW. Old MMOs can't hurt you" 
 Scy_Anide: PUGs are aptly named
UtilityPunk: @LostThePirate  Leaving it on for everyone for the bits the bits the bits
 Strebenherz: fomo hell
ManWithTheMask13: Me on SF6 ranked is made of steel bars
Ferisar: silent bill 2
 goombalax: I played WoW for a little. I guess that made me a Horder.
 lamina5432: theres a reason I don’t like modern mmos
 ErynTzun: oh hai, what's cooking? 
 mrjujubeans: they’re grindy
 spurius: that is why you have the weekly vault, even more gambling
 Strebenherz: sometimes one person or several persons or you goof up and you don't get anything and you have to do it over again and why was i doing that again  
 mrjujubeans: it’s a dopamine press
 TehAmelie: you keep what you kill (?)
 exeJayce: omg lies of p is great; I got to get an advance copy of that and it was SO worth it
Mister_BlueSky: At least the super important stuff is guaranteed.
 e_bloc: oh no I have to beat a cop again
 Kelderan: @e_bloc Don't tempt me with a good time
 Scy_Anide: That's why I play FF14 instead of WoW now (that's one reason). Now excuse me while I do my 10th Tower run. After 36 runs I get the mount...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta beat Malenia before the lockout
 e_bloc: something to fill the whole in my life
Ferisar: checking my vault
 BluTGI: So where do you see yourself in 5 years of this MMO?
Ferisar: radahn better drop the trinket
 exeJayce: does OSRS count? that's the only real online thing I play LOL
Ferisar: or i'm gonna lose it
 Strebenherz: yes
Vinewood_OG: Life is a grind enough already, rife with micro-transactions. If I have to think about time or money while gaming, it's a real drag.
 DiscordianTokkan: yea...
 lamina5432: i prefer the design of pvp mmos just for the feeling of ups and downs
 GasCityGaming: Got Gjallohorn on my first run back in the day lol
 BluTGI: I'm just here for the zipline. 
aislynn_13: All the micro transactions
 Rexsplosion: i'm taking a season off raiding JUST FOR THAT REASON
ManWithTheMask13: the cage is closed on google docs
 cutaos: could even de level for extra fun
Ferisar: new meta
 betweenmyself: absolutely demolishing The Land Before Time’s sequel count, Everquest has had THIRTY-TWO expansions, most of which were released after the official servers shut down 
 Strebenherz: @adam I do appreciate your "if you're not having fun why are you doing it" quote because legit? that's helped.  thank you
Ferisar: stick hoop and cup
Ferisar: no ball
Vinewood_OG: stick and hoop? in this economy!?!?
 BluTGI: Hoops in this economy?!?!
nicolebarbaraann: Hi bbs
ManWithTheMask13: TRUEEE
 BusTed: just to feel something
 Going_Medium: Game of graces is a banger old timey game.
 BluTGI: @Vinewood_OG Same brain!
 saucemaster5000: locke lamora is cool
 IanAllenBird: for legal reasons,
SnackPak_: stealing is alright if you steal from a rich person
 goombalax: thats justified
 kdefinition: Be like Evel Knievel. Steal a bunch of hubcaps.
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 You sayin that just cuz I'm here
 saucemaster5000: yup
 ContingentCat: Be gay do crime
Vinewood_OG: @BluTGI One brain cell to rule them all!
dm818: Stealing from walmart is different than stealing from a person
ManWithTheMask13: Real
Vonbane: i don't need toys, i can do I Spy anytime 
dustfinger_exe: Stealing from multinational corporations isn't stealing
 Rexsplosion: stealing from wal-mart and other massive corps is a victimless crime
 Musicsquid: stealing from people isn’t cool, stealing from corporations doesn’t count and should be encouraged
Yoshi_Gal: Doesn't count if it's from a large scale supermarket
 Strebenherz: walmart is a multibillion dollars company and they tax write off the losses, you're not gonna make a dent in them
 mrjujubeans: 
ManWithTheMask13: I stole from the Lego store once
 ContingentCat: Loblaws also good feels stealing
 Kelderan: proletariat stick and hoop to contend with the bourgeoisie cup and ball
 ErynTzun:  ummm no thanks, not of FAN of either of those things
 BluTGI: Remember Target will give you $1000 limit
Vinewood_OG: "That's how it's done, nerds."
 BusTed: fuckin' gottem
MWGNZ:   
 BusTed: hahhaa
 IanAllenBird: lmao
SnackPak_: damn
 public_key_reveal_party: based
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BusTed: "I'm your dad now"
 GamerCat88: 
NimrodXIV: brutal
 korvys: One time, drunk, I climbed over a fence to steal someone's lemons at night to have with tequila, and when I got back I found they were actually just small oranges.
 e_bloc: 
 lochnessseammonster:  
 ErynTzun: As a person who had to work many inventories, really not a FAN of that.
 exeJayce: as someone who works retail: I do not get paid enough to care about you stealing
 saucemaster5000: eating shit is funny
 ErynTzun: And as a person who had the look for the 1 qty of something that wasn't anywhere, not a fan of that.
ButButTheJesus: nooo I wanna help them
Vinewood_OG: It's human nature
Yoshi_Gal: Stealing traffic cones always fun
 Nigouki: depends on the person
 BusTed: truuuue
Ferisar: fake people
Vinewood_OG: Look up "boat ramp fails"
ManWithTheMask13: LMAOOOOO
SnackPak_: woooow
 saucemaster5000: true
MWGNZ: 
Ferisar: no ben is right
 DiscordianTokkan: Babies and kids: Not People
ManWithTheMask13: real fake people
 GasCityGaming: Children bounce
 quasi79fu: Omg Ben
Vonbane: Schadenfreude is the feeling of joy or satisfaction you get when you see or hear about bad things happening to another person. It comes from two German words: schaden (harm) and freude (joy)
 Incandescent_Zubat: Ben is so real for that
 circusofkirkus: are children closer to pets?
n3ther: some cold truths
 xantos69: Anybody who says they don't laugh at the suffering of others are just posturing for social status.  Everyone finds it funny.
 kingandcommoner: He's wrong, but he's right that it's funny
 AshenVeyll: True Ben
7gorobei: people in potentia
 BusTed: being able to hold a sapient conversation
Ferisar: like 1.5-2.5
 kingandcommoner: abou 4-5
 quasi79fu: wow Ben
ghyllnox: Like 3 or 4
 kumatsu: as a former teacher, Ben's cooking
Vinewood_OG: You have to earn empathy.
UtilityPunk: So today we learn Ben may be a sociopath 
 ghizmou: 7
 ContingentCat: Once they're old enough to be left alone
 Rexsplosion: LATE 20'S!?
 Kelderan: My ex and I walking around where younger kids were had a saying, "Okay, time for high knees!"
ghyllnox: Oh take you seriously, yeah
 Rexsplosion: that's an adult
 circusofkirkus: Ben's a psycho
 TehAmelie: last time i saw someone fall down, i ran over and helped them up. it was a little old lady of course
 BluTGI: When they actually have momentum and can hurt themselves
ManWithTheMask13: CAUGHT
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HilariousBloodyTrayRedCoat-a1Ou7Jl1LqRlNjk6
ghyllnox: Nunchuck balls video anybody?
 public_key_reveal_party: a 19 year old baby
Yoshi_Gal: I work at the zoo, kids running at full speed and then going splat funny every time
 ContingentCat: Good point yeah
Spades_Slicc: 19 year old toddler
 PhorrestGaze: yeah, a 19y/o baby
 ghizmou: from hot take to scalding !
Vinewood_OG: Can't rent a car? FAIR GAME.
n3ther: a sentient potato omg
 exeJayce: Ben's onto something here.... it really depends on the situation. sometimes teens really DO get what's coming to them bc they're cocky little shits
SnackPak_: blat blat
 DiscordianTokkan: WOW! baby.
 saucemaster5000: I mean I watch this show 3 hours a week
 GamerCat88: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CulturedImpossibleKathyRickroll-HywMN6uix99lu136
 NotCainNorAbel: Ben is NOT wrong at all
 quasi79fu: ok i get Ben with that one
DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResilientBillowingOryxGivePLZ-A8QiexubaNRfhn8s
ghyllnox: They're lil warm potatoes though
 public_key_reveal_party: I want to disagree, but like...
 MacbethSeemsSus: I remember Graham referring to babies as house plants that scream.
ghyllnox: That are leaky and scream, but still
 goombalax: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SingleDeterminedCasetteFutureMan-ks4wx90h80_8Mi80
 therepoman__: Hello nopers
 ContingentCat: Totally agree
 quasi79fu: hai
 Saintnex: Ben “all the problems with children” Ulmer
 saucemaster5000: good day
 RealGamerCow: Babies are not for me. If you like them, that's great!
 Diabore: The best thing about other peoples kids is you can give them back
 dolphgrim: This guy says he's better than kids!
 xantos69: Preach Ben!
SnackPak_: we're getting the hottest takes tonight
 RainyMint: This is a based take, I'm with Ben here 
 Kramburger: That's fair. Having kids is fun if you're into it but if you're not it sucks for EVERYONE
 BluTGI: Kids should require a financial deposit...
 NotCainNorAbel: pet deposits, fuck em
 quasi79fu: ahahahahah
 maclaglen: Yep!
 ghizmou: put your kids on a leash people
 Dog_of_Myth: Ok...let Ben cook
 exeJayce: common Ben W
Mister_BlueSky: "MY dog behaves better than YOUR kid."
 abaddon2501: Preach
UtilityPunk: "He's just a doggo"
 Strebenherz: I would like to take back my longrunning bet, that wheeler is the one that gets lrr cancelled
 quasi79fu: Ben came in wanting violence
 ghizmou: and pick up their poo
 Saintnex: BEN
 Darleysam: put kids on leeches
morteica: Preach Ben!
Ferisar: ah
 ContingentCat: Still completely agreeing
Ferisar: good luck out there ben
Vonbane: hot take
Spades_Slicc: Yeah but Ben consider, it's not legal to kill a human child but the law does enshrine the right of aggrieved parties to have dogs killed. You should keep your dog on a leash for ITS safety not other peoples
Jturbobanana: As a dog owner, I don’t want other peoples unleashed dogs running at my dog and getting bit.
 RelwinEJ: Anyone's issue being made into my issue is a problem
 AkiraBalance27: you think 6 year olds wont cause problems?
 Dog_of_Myth: He's got a point
 BluTGI: "I support child bondage" - BEn
 quasi79fu: Leeeches lol
 far2muchsarcasm: leash kids hands up o/
 xantos69: Bro, if your kid doesn't come when you call them I say it is dumber than a common dog.
 RainyMint: Preach Ben 
dustfinger_exe: As a fellow dog owner, I agree 100%
 saucemaster5000: how long a leash?
SnackPak_: why'd you say it?
 Rexsplosion: I'm just annoyed that they keep trying to safety pad the internet for kids and they can't just have kid no go zones online
UtilityPunk: Had a toddler run by once and try slapping my phone right outta my hand
 saucemaster5000: so you can yoink em
 betweenmyself: once a kid graduates out of a car seat, they get the responsibility of walking unleashed
Spades_Slicc: Retractable leashes are bad and too breakable
 gualdhar: the little monkey backpack with the leash tail, that's perfect.
 LostThePirate: As someone who had an absolute sprinter, toddler leashes can be such an important safety tool
 Kelderan: 
Ferisar: there's a kid down the street who when i walk by with my dogs barks at them
ManWithTheMask13: What about a shepherd's cane
Ferisar: i'm like buddy
Ferisar: chill tf out
Vonbane: can you use a spray bottle on kids?
n3ther: I thought children leashes do exist
Blakemcm: preach
 kumatsu: I got clotheslined at the knees by a kid on one of those retractable leashes at Disneyland this weekend, hate those things
n3ther: but it's more so they don't get lost in a big public place
 Kramburger: I think it was hard a few years back
 Dog_of_Myth: Preach
 Strebenherz: the internet is an absolute garbage fire at the moment
 e_bloc: its been pretty easy for me
n3ther: devil monsters is what they are
 Joecool190: and now there is AI in that mix
 AkiraBalance27: smart phones have made it immensely hard to raise kids properly
 ghizmou: strong disagree
morteica: @Vonbane I wish
 saucemaster5000: @Ferisar I'm 40 I'll have you know
tycoonbosh: I think the good old days where your kid had a 90% chance of dying were probably worse.
 RelwinEJ: Giving the internet to non nerds was a mistake
MWGNZ: nah you just gotta actually parent your kids
 Dalrint: I mean, it's rough, but it's probably better than back when you would lose at least two of your eight kids to the plague.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they keep kids in the zoo now? D:
 exeJayce: I fear for the future of my niece and nephew, I'm glad they're still much too young for the internet
 e_bloc: dude gets minimal screentime
 Getter404: I forget what company said "yes we're doing age gating BUT if you have an actual credit card or your account is like 20 years old we're just going to assume you're not a toddler."
Ferisar: @saucemaster5000 wait that was you
 dolphgrim: They banned phones in public schools here
 lamina5432: need parental control apps more then gov control ones
Ferisar: make me dinner sauce wtf
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc   
 public_key_reveal_party: I think it would work until one kid finds lrr stuff
 PhorrestGaze: we're kinda like an elementary school sometimes
 ContingentCat: I could see it
n3ther: they get to learn so much
 saucemaster5000: ok ferisar
 protojman: you can’t do anything about the people your kids have exposure to.
 saucemaster5000: it's on the porch
 LadyAiluros: OMG. Do not get me started.....
 quasi79fu: When i was a young man..My father toook me..To the city..To see a mayching band
 Kramburger: This is why you need to be an engaged parent
 RelwinEJ: This implies you're currently a functional adult
 Dog_of_Myth: There was a study recently that proved your point Ben
 TehAmelie: up to the 1940s you wouldn't get emotionally invested in your kids until they were at least 8 cause they died so often
Ferisar: parents do not do it adam lol
Ferisar: that's the problem
 betweenmyself: as far as I’m aware my nieces and nephews won’t be getting phones until they turn 16 
 GasCityGaming: I used to teach, it's the parents and the willful inaction of administration because of the parents, that killed it for me.
MWGNZ: @Kramburger what if im already married?
n3ther: you're attributing your own experiences Ben. humans are good at adjusting
Blakemcm: which is why its harder now
 LadyAiluros: You make a LARGE assumption that parents will discipline their kids Adam
 Orlantia: The chrome book thing is an issue when they get to college and don't know how to utilize office products
 LadyAiluros: am teacher, can confirm
 goombalax: give kids a cup and ball and they just play that all day
 BluTGI: I loved violent video games as a kid. That new MK trailer had me second guessing my stance
 DeChunkandFriends: Ben you are right. They are studies about IPAD babies don't know how to socialize or function in society
 SkylerRingtail: There's enough science emerging that such high levels of tech exposure at that early of an age harms education. Many school districts are revoking Chromebook, etc. programs, and going back to pen-and-paper teaching
 spurius: I recall reading about an old magazine article complaning about books and how kids were reading too much indoors instead of playing outside
 LadyAiluros: @DeChunkandFriends yes. they can't communicate aat all
 saucemaster5000: my niece always wants me to play with thing/do the game and doesn't want to do it herself
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I played violent videogames as a child and all I got was an appreciation for complex three-dimensional level design, varied enemy and weapon rosters, and funky techno beats
 LadyAiluros: parents are too busy on their own phoned lol
 Strebenherz: that shit is how we got harambe
 spethycakes:  Congrats on your first streamer-versary!
 lamina5432: bad parenting is live right now
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I work in a school district in IT, all of them are playing games on their devices.  we try to stop them, but it’s a futile effort
 xantos69: We make people take a test to drive a car, but not to have kids.  That seem right to you?
 RealGamerCow: I did run across a kid in the grocery store that was just saying TikTok and brain rot memes one after the other, it was wild.
ManWithTheMask13: Hear me out: shepherd's cane
 GasCityGaming: I ain't doing all that, got snipped a couple years ago.
 spurius: those exists
 The_Color_Twelve: definitely won't awaken something
 quasi79fu: This has beeen Bens Ted talk..Thanks for joining in lol
UtilityPunk: @A_Catastrophic_Success Yeah, even when IT was blocking flash game sites, we learned to download the games and bring them on flash drives 
 DeChunkandFriends: Using tech at 6-7 is probably okay since learned some social interactions
 saucemaster5000: then they'd want to do it again 50 times tho
ghyllnox: Sounds like Adam should get Ben a leash
 dolphgrim: Shoulda made the kid eat the strawberry
morteica: Too many people have kids who don't actually want them. We need to normalize not being pressured into reproducing.
 ContingentCat: The zoo is a bit of a weird place, my mom's a retired teacher and volunteers at the zoo and does stuff like that all the time
 LadyAiluros: @DeChunkandFriends not really - it messes with their brains still
ManWithTheMask13: Adam already yells at me
 Rexsplosion: this is Ben's Joe Rogan podcaster heel turn 
 LadyAiluros: and yes, Ben, It is very much the parents
 quasi79fu: Ben is the old man on the porch yelling to get off his lawn
 VrolikSyndrome: Did I make it in time for podcast
 LostThePirate: My kid required a leash. Like, I wish it wasn't necessary, I always felt ashamed using it, but he could run faster than me and would just randomly take off running, completely oblivious to dangers
n3ther: the Zoo really changed him
 GasCityGaming: Former teacher here: parents are the ones that mess kids up, can confirm.
 SquareDotCube: Yell at the old people who don't want responsibility instead
 NoxStryx: I have seem kids with leashes the leases looks like a bear and/or monkey
 saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome ur late, first tardy slip
Bearudite: well parents are responsible for their kids
 LadyAiluros: @GasCityGaming Current teacher agreeing
 kumatsu: the Ben-detta
 Inquisitor_Xian: a Bendetta
 AkiraBalance27: Id argue adults also back up into people without paying attention
 quasi79fu: punt the kid
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I know a 7 year old and I would seriously have Some Words for his mom if I was ever given the chance 
 NoxStryx: @Bearudite Are they?
 far2muchsarcasm: @NoxStryx ours were little backpacks with the lead attached
 GasCityGaming: @LadyAiluros sad high five?
 korvys: "Your kid is going to get kidnapped, and you won't even notice"
 xantos69: I can
 DrFromage:  Congrats on your streamer-versary! Apparently?
 VrolikSyndrome: Well you CAN
 YawnLance: You can if you're brave enough
 VrolikSyndrome: but
Mister_BlueSky: Once.
 Strebenherz: you *could*
Bearudite: @NoxStryx well there would be no child without them
 Orlantia: Not with that attitude
 VrolikSyndrome: The implications
 Saintnex: Ben you can’t punch adults either
 saucemaster5000: can you punch an eldedrly boomer?
 Driosenth: I could toss your kid into the lion's den and you wouldn't notice
 LadyAiluros: @GasCityGaming Naww I love it
 A_Catastrophic_Success: @UtilityPunk yup, I tell everyone, we have 20,000+ kids in our district all trying to break our security.  someone’s going to find something eventually
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I mean you just have to aim a little lower
 quasi79fu: yet lol
ManWithTheMask13: Just wait a couple of years and then clock em
 RealGamerCow: just trip them. Kids fall all the time, parents assume it's an accident
 rosesmcgee: "I don't hate kids" - Ben, as he turns on his ultrasonic child repellent
 saucemaster5000: they're like 70-80
Spades_Slicc: Are you getting paid to punch toddlers???
Bearudite: this sounds like how you get another harambe and we can't have that
 YawnLance: A lot???
 VrolikSyndrome: They've been through enough.
 betweenmyself: punch a toddler?  not with my bad back, having to bend down all that way…  Punt em
MWGNZ: you dont need to punch someone that runs in to you when their head is the same height as your knee
 public_key_reveal_party: A lot?
Mister_BlueSky: What about if they say "yeah go for it".
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: how racist is the 95 year old acting?
n3ther: Just a thought in the back of his mind
n3ther: at all times
ButButTheJesus: "i think about it A LOT."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether Yes
 Going_Medium: Old people move slow, and don't run into you very hard.
 GasCityGaming: @LadyAiluros I'm happy for you, we need more like ya 
dustfinger_exe: Welcome to LRR everybody!
 quasi79fu: how far is this hole weve gone down?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben's letting all the intrusive thoughts out tonight
EdibleDragon: They’re fine. I just talked to the 95 year old for 20 minutes and he’s doing great now.
 exeJayce: old people like to yell at me when their meds aren't filled so I'm game for keeping them away
Bearudite: basically if they are wearin diapers ben wants them gone 
EdibleDragon: No, I mean after you punched him
 ContingentCat: You have my vote
 gualdhar: wait, this is a bit?!?
 Kramburger: Fair
 LostThePirate: Can vouch - it sucks
 Driosenth: but there is a nugget of truth to everything Ben says
 e_bloc: but for the record, Ben would fight a child
 NoxStryx: I think what ben is saying boils down to "People suck"
Vonbane: now there's fetal personage
 saucemaster5000: "junior" the kid
 Larkonus: Adoption: Skip the entire infant stage!
EvilBadman: Adopt, don't shop. Wait, what
 Strebenherz: what they don't want to push a bowling ball through a toilet paper tube?
 VrolikSyndrome: m-preg is BACK in a BIG way
 Scy_Anide: It's like they say, adopt, don't shop.
 Isaac3567: I work with the public, there are alot of people 50+ I just wanna slap some sense into
 raulghoulia: babies
 quasi79fu: oh gahd
 Saintnex: Okay, got it, you are not exaggerating at all and all of this is 100% your true opinions 
 quasi79fu: HEre we go
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 He's a Zangief player too 
 ContingentCat: Same my genes end with me
Happy_Camperr: ever see a seahorse give birth? it’s wild! lol
Racer_XXX: Damn woke seahorse.
 YawnLance: Welcome to Let's Nope mpreg is back
Bearudite: of course that was vrolik
ButButTheJesus: yep!
v_15212: I love horror games
 gualdhar: donate so Ben can give birth to a baby!
EdibleDragon: LRR: MPREG is Back in a Big Way!
 VrolikSyndrome: Love to say something so shit it causes a segue.
 VrolikSyndrome: That means I won.
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Bearudite: there is always new things
 ContingentCat: There's a different word for that
 NoxStryx: M-preg our patron with your money and we will give birth to more content.
 e_bloc: pre-worn
 Musicsquid: Sign up for the M-Pregtreon for only 5 dollars you too can.
 LordZarano: Money-Patreon Really Extra Good
 quasi79fu: hahaahaaha
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 betweenmyself: so we went from coke to Land Before Time to MMORPGs to child leashes to MPREG…  sounds about right
DragaFireHawk: I wasn't here for it, but it was so good
 kumatsu: good bit, Streamer
ButButTheJesus: it was SOOOO GOOOOD
 DeM0nFiRe: A great way to celebrate the stream anniversary
 quasi79fu: it was sooo goood
 goombalax: HES LYING TRUMAN YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
 ContingentCat: It's what Jordynne wanted to do
 lamina5432: yes
 VrolikSyndrome: Okay but have we talked about the proper way to roast a marshmallow?
 saucemaster5000: didn't need sayin
 quasi79fu: i made FIREEE
 raulghoulia: cromagnon
n3ther: hahaha
Blakemcm: cromagnanadam
 YawnLance: @betweenmyself I mean if you think about it MMORPG and mpreg are only a few letters apart
 saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome light it on fire we covered this
 quasi79fu: Willlllsoooon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
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 ContingentCat: Definitely a hominid lol
 Darleysam: paul's comment still haunts
 RelwinEJ: Adam first man. Adam like fire.
 kdefinition: Neanderthals existed at the same time as humans did, for what it's worth
 rosesmcgee: Neaderthals are an extinct hominid so Ben's way is more accurate
Bearudite: no adam is tom hanks from big not tom hanks from cast away
 NoxStryx: Not neanderthal more like homo habilis
n3ther: 
 saucemaster5000: how big a fire?
 WiJohn: We talkin' like Homo Habilis?
 exeJayce: bonfires are so fun though
 VrolikSyndrome: Adam is kinda Prometheus-pilled, didn't you know?
 saucemaster5000: cthulhu calls
morteica: Anthropologist here. Neanderthals and early humans split earlier so they're not the same
 Nigouki: there's multiple bird species capable of manipulating fire so humans aren't THAT special
 quasi79fu: water bender
 RealGamerCow: I wish there weren't so many sharks in my ocean
 circusofkirkus: Team Aqua over here
ManWithTheMask13: anything but water world
 DiscordianTokkan: ben repping my boy Groudon
 betweenmyself: Adam Savidan: *not* a member of the Fire Nation
morteica: Close. Could interbreed (and did) but not the same
 lochnessseammonster: we were burn testing fabrics in my textiles class in uni and i got my fire privileges taken away cuz i let it get too big   
UtilityPunk: Together, you become... THE STEAM NATION
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Blakemcm: most of their main characters are lol
 exeJayce: they're not evil, their LEADER was evil
Spades_Slicc: normal imperialism
 saucemaster5000: I mean ozai is pretty classically evil
 Rexsplosion: it's typical tyrrany
 TehAmelie: i'm just thinking, and realizing the filtration machine in Waterworld is quick enough he's drinking it while it's still warm
 gualdhar: oh, ok, so its a *benevolent* dictator
 public_key_reveal_party: also they do establish that the nation isn't a political monolith
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie thanks, now I'll know that forever
 korvys: The leader is evil. The whole third season is basically about how the people are pretty ok
Lysander_salamander: It is a little weird how the powers are genetic
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Legend of Korra happens
 Strebenherz: korra does more with that
 GasCityGaming: lol thank you Ben, just about to type that
 VrolikSyndrome: It's a theme.
UtilityPunk: Cultural hegemony, is basically the fire nation's goal
 GamerCat88: they break
 Saintnex: just normal fascism
DragaFireHawk: The Fire Lord that started the war was evil and then used propiganda to make his subjects think they were bringing prosperity to the other nations
 MacbethSeemsSus: Legend of Korra
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Korra
 kingandcommoner: They get good at boomerang
 quasi79fu: There is no war in Ba Sing Sae
DragaFireHawk: Legend of Korra
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chaos5896: Legend og korra
 Dog_of_Myth: Korra
 Rexsplosion: Legend of Korra
chaos5896: of*
ManWithTheMask13: @VrolikSyndrome It's like poetry, it rhymes
 Strebenherz: futurama
chaos5896: the equalists
 abaddon2501: Your brain is thinking about punching children
 BluTGI: They were born with out Maybelline. 
 spurius: bedner rodriguez
 mrjujubeans: I love pakora
 lamina5432: and then the meteor strikes
 RealGamerCow: rising up against Bibendum
 quasi79fu: oh boi
UtilityPunk: Which you know what, for a kid's show, Avatar the Last Airbender has very nuanced worldbuilding and characters. It's great!
ManWithTheMask13: Sentinel?
 calculated_uncertainties: Korra
 AkiraBalance27: Bender, the first metal bender
 betweenmyself: Bender “Bendington” Rrrrrrtodriguez
 Sethalidos: In Adam's defense Bender is a jerk
 korvys: Amon
 PhorrestGaze: @RealGamerCow the chi blockers would do nothing!
 quasi79fu: metal bending is a thing
 TehAmelie: benders have more communal duties
 Saintnex: everyone is technically the same, but benders basically have superpowers really mess that dynamic
 Mr_Horrible: in the sequel series, yeah
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: in the original show it definitely seemed like benders were expected to join their respective militaries, but that was probably because of the war
 public_key_reveal_party: can't some waterbenders also like, manipulate blood?
 saucemaster5000: metal bending invented by toph who became a cop
Blakemcm: no its earth benders that trained
 RealGamerCow: "I'm Toph Beifong and I invented metal bending!"
 quasi79fu: Toph is the first
 lamina5432: metal is a discipline under earth
 brainbosh: Wasnt that the plot of korra?
johnnylongtorso: Bender Bending Rodriguez is my metalbender
ManWithTheMask13: Metal Bending was invited by Magneto, duh
 korvys: Well, spiritbending?
MWGNZ: acab, assigned cop at birth?
chaos5896: born as earth bender, then you MIGHT be a metal or lava bender on top of that
Blakemcm: sponge bobbing
 public_key_reveal_party: my biggest grievance with the show is why would toph become a cop?
 AkiraBalance27: spiritbending was waterbending wasnt it
 Saintnex: and air bending can get bent lol
 GasCityGaming: You have to be born a Squarepants
UtilityPunk: Yeeah, the policing orgs originated in the Earth Kingdom, so that's just the dominant bending in law enforcement
 MrPipboy3000: Fart Bending is air bending
 Mr_Horrible: are you trying to get them to kill other Nickelodeon stars, Adam?
 BrowneePointz: Advanced techniques
7gorobei: bloodbenders are probably in the extortion racket, "thats some nice blood you have in your veins, be a shame if something happened to it"
 BrowneePointz: Air doesn’t really have an advanced form of bending as of yet
 PhorrestGaze: it's getting hard to avoid
Mathwyn: But do we love armless Patrick?
 e_bloc: every franchise is in mtg
 AkiraBalance27: air is just op by itself
 Mr_Horrible: Katara waving her hands and Spongebob contorting into horrifying shapes, screaming
MWGNZ: spongebob counterspell is great
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: sponge bob and avatar are both nickelodeon
Lysander_salamander: wasn't there a Garfield Secret Lair?
 lamina5432: mcdonalds did a spongebob and one piece crossover
 BrowneePointz: seasons, 1 to 3 are peaks surrealist comedy
 YawnLance: Multiple Garfield secret lairs
 saucemaster5000: no like andrew garfield
 VrolikSyndrome: @Mr_Horrible but then makes a stuffed animal squeaker noise after
 RatherLargeToad: as Garfield intended
 MacbethSeemsSus: No Andrew Garfield
rustywir3s: I love my SpongeBob counterspell
 LithelyUnshod: aNd iTs In InTeRcApS
 Strebenherz: the counterspell garfield him slapping jon
UtilityPunk: The Furby secret lair was wild
n3ther: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Saintnex: yea… fucken mtg
 Mr_Horrible: 100%, I'm lying
DragaFireHawk: Busted
 GasCityGaming: he's lying
ButButTheJesus: GOTTEM
 e_bloc: this is all true
SnackPak_: why would you lie about this?
 betweenmyself: sadly no ‘Garfield Minus Garfield’ Secret Lair
 lochnessseammonster: 
 quasi79fu: im lying lol
 LithelyUnshod: Furby is at least Hasbro
 MrPipboy3000: The Office too
 VrolikSyndrome: Magic players are old, dude.
 BluTGI: are we talking about the Garfield Cinematic Universe?
 AshenVeyll: I really wanted the Miku commander deck that just came out
 YawnLance: There were also like three Furby ones
 BrowneePointz: a CURSED furby one
 e_bloc: weren't there two furby ones
 RealGamerCow: I choose to not believe anything of this
 VrolikSyndrome: Or the people who make it are, anyway.
 MrSarkhan: I love the furby ones
YeOldeMark: The Garfield is still available
 e_bloc: yeah I landed the katsune miku it looks sweet
 Saintnex: it’s pretty depressing
 e_bloc: princess bride
 DiscordianTokkan: it was like the Yargle one, but dumb
ManWithTheMask13: LMAOOO
 Rexsplosion: Magic's freaking weird
 e_bloc: ash vs the evil dead
 BluTGI: Dwight would be a great commander.
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperCheerfulBaboonPrimeMe-bm0oeoPTo5HjfJZR
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 betweenmyself: MtG is now Fortnite 
 kingandcommoner: "now"
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: magic is just a rules framework anymore
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: https://scryfall.com/card/sld/2168/baral-chief-of-compliance ya, it's something
 AshenVeyll: Still gotta get the other 17 wins in the 20 ways to win secret lair
 BrowneePointz: seven havens isn’t out yet
 BrowneePointz: just a teaser
n3ther: new Avatar movie is neat
 DarknessKingCoH: Most of the Garfield Secret Lairs are still available
 Rexsplosion: is the avatar series OUT?
ManWithTheMask13: NO
 VrolikSyndrome: booooooooooo
 RealGamerCow: There have been SO many Magic sets, I forget them
 saucemaster5000: no
 Strebenherz: https://cards.scryfall.io/display/front/7/e/7ecf65b4-11f7-4a18-833e-0f017ea98f94.webp
MWGNZ: i've got a 5 color commander deck thats all nostalgia references lead by spongebob
SnackPak_: nope
 lochnessseammonster: 
DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriangularTastyHabaneroWOOP-uqN0-ut3HQ8EtAxi
 ambarion85: podcast before the gameplay!
 quasi79fu: HOt to goooo
ManWithTheMask13: You're not my dad
 VrolikSyndrome: Okay Stephen King
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 YawnLance: Then what am I going to do with all of these mirrors?
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh, are we finally in the LRR coke arc?
 quasi79fu: time to twerk
 gibbousm: Avatar Seven Havens I believe releases October
 Mr_Horrible: no (because I can't) (because I haven't started)
 Nigouki: bro it's amphetamigos, not coke
 ContingentCat: The wheel!
 NoxStryx: Live action series is disappointing if that is what you are talking about
chaos5896: *SNIIIIIIIIIF* did you say something?
 RealGamerCow: Cocaine arc begins?
EvilBadman: Magic is modded Silent Hill 2 now
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: new Avatar movie is, if nothing else, an *incredible* piece of animation
 GasCityGaming: Yeah, would have to quit Warhammer
Basic_Human_Decency: Things can be arranged.
 Dog_of_Myth: Cocaine before the wheel
niccus: patreon . com slash loadingreadyrun
 saucemaster5000: but you'd buy it
 VrolikSyndrome: But you know what you could spend that coke money on instead? Cigarettes.
 public_key_reveal_party: you just want the options \
 e_bloc: but ben's always this energetic, I can't imagine Ben on cocaine
SnackPak_: we you do coke you find cocaine money
 GasCityGaming: !patreon
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realbadatthis_: Alright, here we go; wish us luck.
 lamina5432: he wants to sell coca to make money
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 xantos69: Bring it on your cowards.
 lamina5432:  
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's certainly interesting how often the idea of a cocaine arc is mentioned on let's nope...
 Mr_Horrible: bussides?
ManWithTheMask13: YESSSS
UtilityPunk: I am sure this will be a serious modded playthrough
 BluTGI: I predict a random drug test tomorrow.
 lamina5432: they broke it
 DiscordianTokkan: ooh, time to get shot
 Larkonus: Time for our ritual sacrifice!
 ContingentCat: 
 letfireraindown: SNIPE
 e_bloc: 
 kingandcommoner: wooh!
 Strebenherz: take your shot, never punished
DragaFireHawk: LOL
 Rexsplosion: LET ME IT BE ME
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear
 GasCityGaming: oh no
 BusTed: safe
SnackPak_: hahaha
 empyreon: LMAO
 lochnessseammonster: 
 VrolikSyndrome: 
 IanAllenBird: H O T T O G O
 lamina5432: safe
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 spethycakes: o7
 Dreamlettuce:  
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: uh oh
 Rexsplosion: aww
CamelAttack: Theyll never get me!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GamerCat88: t7
 YawnLance: o7
 spethycakes: t7
 kimmibeans: o7
 thatguysteve2709: It is a stupid wheel
 MrSarkhan: 
 Diabore: All Ts banned
 Nigouki: oh god damnit
 MacbethSeemsSus: t7
 I_Am_Clockwork: heheh safe
 Mr_Horrible: t7
 TehAmelie: uh-oh
 DeM0nFiRe: t7
 AshenVeyll: o7
ghyllnox: oT
 exeJayce: t7
 kingandcommoner: T7
 quasi79fu: Hot to Go
 lamina5432: oT
Talin06: o7
ManWithTheMask13: o7
 saucemaster5000: t7
 MrSarkhan: T7
 Dog_of_Myth: t7
n3ther: o7
 lochnessseammonster: o7
Kelazi5: o7
YeOldeMark: o7
 IanAllenBird: t7
 dolphgrim: t7
 kingandcommoner: capital!
 letfireraindown: o7
chaos5896:  
ButButTheJesus: oh, I love Our Stupid Fucking Wheel ™ !
 Omthebox: Had a heart attack when he said good luck O's
7gorobei: is that a capital T?
 empyreon: o7 o7 o7 o7
 VrolikSyndrome: o7
 public_key_reveal_party: o7
 Larkonus: o7
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: o7
CamelAttack: t7
MWGNZ: o7
 korvys: o7
 RealGamerCow: o7
 ContingentCat: Hottogo7
UtilityPunk: The wheel of GOTH 07
Vinewood_OG: Picked last like kickball
 I_Am_Clockwork: o7
 DiscordianTokkan: T-T
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: me me me
 quasi79fu: 07
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
 spurius: uppercase T
Vinewood_OG: o7
margerfol: o7
 korvys: oT
 kingandcommoner: It was capital!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: oT
ButButTheJesus: hottogo7
 Incandescent_Zubat: 
ManWithTheMask13: teal
realbadatthis_: HOTTOGo7
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ya, these letters are all capitals
 Diabore: Capital T though
 rosesmcgee: 
SnackPak_: o7
 ContingentCat: oT
dustfinger_exe: oT
 BusTed: 
DragaFireHawk: 
 Mr_Horrible: and that's the t, sis t7
ManWithTheMask13: o7
 I_Am_Clockwork: 1000 o7
tycoonbosh: Times when I don't know if I have a capital on Twitch...
7gorobei: o7
 e_bloc: o7
 spethycakes: ot7
tycoonbosh: o7
 DiscordianTokkan: ot
 saucemaster5000: oT
 exeJayce: o7777
 VrolikSyndrome: oT
 Strebenherz: o7
 ContingentCat: o7
 Saintnex: it
 Rhynerd: oT
 hoveringhalibut: oT
 e_bloc: oT
 Saintnex: oT
 MrSarkhan:  
 Dalrint: Is this the wheel of banning or something?
 GamerCat88: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OriginalCleverCroissantDerp-RIeRFC1wGVrQ2aSo
 quasi79fu: ot
 BrowneePointz: wait is today LRR's Streamaversary?
tetradd01: Oh a cool time to just join the stream
 Rexsplosion: HAHA
Vinewood_OG: Name checks out
Vonbane: are there any 2s?
 xantos69: Well somebody can't spell.
 Mr_Horrible: look, people can have dreams, Ben 
 hoveringhalibut: Safe again
 korvys: @BrowneePointz No, but twitch thinks so
 Darleysam: don't buy that lottery ticket!
 Mr_Horrible: Hot Ter Go
notpsion: i liked the little flash of "unstable" there
 thatguysteve2709: Survived another wheel
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ooooh just missed it
notpsion: definitely not symbolic or anything
 Larkonus: Have we seen Pyramid Head yet?
ManWithTheMask13: WAIT didn't you time meout once because I revealed that my sprint key is V?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BrowneePointz: wow using his whole goverment name
 Mr_Horrible: he does run trains, yes
 BrowneePointz: Government*
ManWithTheMask13: D:
 Saintnex: uh he’s a TANK ENGINE, pls
 Diabore: @ManWithTheMask13 Wtf
 quasi79fu: Thomas the Tank Engine
ButButTheJesus: I can tell you what's going on, you're looking for your waife, and Angela is wearing a weird modded shirt
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: V for "go Very fast"
SnackPak_: honestly, might deserve another time out
 quasi79fu: twerk it
 Mr_Horrible: you're hitting v and space with different fingers, tho?
 BusTed: time them out again
niccus: weird but understandable
 RealGamerCow: is that Thom Yorke?
ManWithTheMask13: FUCKKK
 Getter404: Is it toggle sprint instead of hold?
EvilBadman: @ManWithTheMask13 What are you playing desert bus?
 SquareDotCube: V for Very Fast
ManWithTheMask13: I either use thumb or pointer
 Saintnex: toggle sprint is great
 BrowneePointz: I think it depends on the game
 BusTed: thumb is unhinged
n3ther: yeah make him feel bad
n3ther: 
ButButTheJesus: spacebar to move forward, balance mug on spacebar. CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
 quasi79fu: Shadow
 public_key_reveal_party: I am glad it is an option, but if I try to use it I feel angry immediately
 korvys: Well, we're Shadow, for one
 Mr_Horrible: like I said, the man is 90% bait by volume at this point 
Basic_Human_Decency: Does ringo starr narrate pyramid head when it shows up?
UtilityPunk: Finding the chaos emeralds?
ManWithTheMask13: It's TECH for black ops 3 movement
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 BusTed: worst circuit diagram
 quasi79fu: The Black spot
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: original Doom 1 mouse controls: move forward to move forward
 DiscordianTokkan: I love his big danged nose being in the way of the map
 NoxStryx: @Basic_Human_Decency It doesnt even play the music, very disappointing
 YawnLance: Nice
 quasi79fu: pizzza?
 quasi79fu: I saw pizza
 quasi79fu: Dr eggman
 Mr_Horrible: in my westwess dweams...
chaos5896: inject the sauce straight into my arteries
Basic_Human_Decency: Injectable pizza
ManWithTheMask13: Are double-doors the well-endowed of the door world
 saucemaster5000: it's called gogurt
 IanAllenBird: sometimes yeah
Spades_Slicc: No i love cooking
 Inquisitor_Xian: in a heartbeat
 BrowneePointz: No. I like the taste of food and the variation of everything in the world
 lochnessseammonster: no
 Mr_Horrible: maybe, if I'm not punished for going over. Cuz eating and tasting is nice
 I_Am_Clockwork: nah,  I like cruchy stuff too much
ghyllnox: Do I have to pay for the tube
ButButTheJesus: yeah I'd like that some days
Basic_Human_Decency: We did that at anthro con once
 Pywodwagon: do I have the option to eat regular if I want
Astramentha: depends how it tastes
 Mr_Horrible: also, be careful, Ben, you may re-invent Soylent
 Mr_Horrible: and no one wants that
UtilityPunk: @I_Am_Clockwork Kibble can be arranged. There's a NileRed video
MWGNZ: a can of monster is a tube
Pazy160: Just for fun, I want Adam to load this next week and its actually the original Silent Hill 2 with a save at the same point of the game.
ManWithTheMask13: give me the Snowpiercer bug bar
 BrowneePointz: also the texture would get old quick
Talin06: can I still eat?
 Driosenth: I wouldn't want it from a hampster tube, but I would from a freezi pop tube
 saucemaster5000: man's trying to put me out of a job
 e_bloc: thats just ozempic
 rosesmcgee: Never need to eat or can't eat?
Basic_Human_Decency: Id still put things in my mouth tho
 gualdhar: never *need* to eat normally, or *can't* eat normally?
 I_Am_Clockwork: this sounds like the dystopian future corporations want
 Darleysam: it would be easier for me to eat a healthy diet
 TehAmelie: adopt the Cookie Monster style of eating
ButButTheJesus: fun!
 xantos69: Even if you offered to PAY ME $50,000 a year forever I would still not take that deal.  Eating is the best thing I do every day.  (I love to cook)
 I_Am_Clockwork: I don't wanna get pumped full of Pepsi brand neutriant sludge
Vonbane: like every Saturday night
 Kipstar: is the food port proprietary tech?
 empyreon:  fun
 lamina5432: i love eating but might still do it.
Blakemcm: i would, i cant handle my weight
Blakemcm: sounds like a cursed blessing id go for
 lamina5432: think no shitting.
 BrowneePointz: you're still gonna shit
 BrowneePointz: biology and chemistry don't work like that
ghyllnox: Yeah Ben do we still gotta poop
 BrowneePointz: unless your body absorbed 100% intake with no waste
Spades_Slicc: a percentage of your waste is dead cells
 lamina5432: dammit my dreams browniepoints
 ShaneLeeAtk: @BrowneePointz The dream!
ManWithTheMask13: oh shit, respect
 dolphgrim: @Spades_Slicc EW SICK GROSS
ManWithTheMask13: D:
 IanAllenBird: kjioklmjni
 Dreamlettuce: You're letting the moths out!
 Mr_Horrible: HEY
Ferisar: adam?
 lochnessseammonster: 
ManWithTheMask13: what the helll
Astramentha: I see it
 saucemaster5000: he's sahying mmmmmMMMMMmm
Spades_Slicc: @dolphgrim better than keeping that stuff in you
ButButTheJesus: could be ears M
 Mr_Horrible: 
 protojman:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 protojman: it's wupside down
Vonbane: it's a W wannabe
ZeroskieS: Master of M
 quasi79fu: Master of MEh
 BusTed: 
 lochnessseammonster: what if i'm just a lil bird
ManWithTheMask13: TRUEEE
SnackPak_: M is older than W
MWGNZ: im staying out of this
 MrSarkhan: True!!!
 saucemaster5000: s used to be f
 xantos69: M is W classic.
realbadatthis_: m for marisa who is stinky
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I think you mean DOUBLE V
ghyllnox:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 TehAmelie: both M and W are sideways sigma
Vonbane: W is back of the bus vibes
 e_bloc: W knew 9/11
 BrowneePointz: M is much older
 Rexsplosion: Big L for the W take
 NotCainNorAbel: W is a newer letter
 BluTGI: Double U is and remains Sus
Spades_Slicc: Also "W" is a liar, it's clearly a Double V
 Mr_Horrible: W is responsible for all world wars
 lochnessseammonster: i'm not
Basic_Human_Decency: Its just a sideways E
Astramentha: nah m first
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben you're wrong
Ferisar: w says it's double u but it's actually double v
 kimmibeans: I mean, W is just V+V
 Darleysam: W is just named after another letter
 rosesmcgee: W is just two U's in a trenchcoat
Ferisar: cringe
 NoxStryx: Why is w called double u when it is clearly double v?
 I_Am_Clockwork: double u is inferior to two u's change my mind
 betweenmyself: Ms and Ws are just loose Es resting on their sides
 lochnessseammonster: 
vinopinguino: They don't say Ms in the chat...
 Strebenherz: okay caillou
n3ther: why am I barely noticing we are Shadow
dm818: W gets the W in this argument
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bedrock or Java
SnackPak_: my wine
 saucemaster5000: A big M
dustfinger_exe: M is Diet Dr. Double U
 IanAllenBird: lmao
Ferisar: when you eat something tasty what do you say tho
chaos5896: wumbo?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MWGNZ: 
 underhill33: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: good answer good answer
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAGAGAGAAA
 kimmibeans: @Ferisar that's because V's used to be U's
 RealGamerCow: Well played
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Saintnex: upside down M
 e_bloc: gottem
 NoxStryx: Take that M
 quasi79fu: i calll it a victory
 Dog_of_Myth: M
Lysander_salamander: magnificent
Spades_Slicc: M
ManWithTheMask13: M
 saucemaster5000: @Ferisar wwwWWWWWWwwww
 Chatstone: M
 I_Am_Clockwork: M
 Mr_Horrible: M
 protojman: M
 CrypticKablam: M
ButButTheJesus: M
 ShaneLeeAtk: M
 Saintnex: M
 BusTed: M
 RealGamerCow: M
 rensti14: M
 saucemaster5000: M
 e_bloc: M
ManWithTheMask13: I've BEEN saying this
realbadatthis_: W
Astramentha: M
 lochnessseammonster: M
 TehAmelie: i have both an M and W in my name and i have to say M is better
Ferisar: @kimmibeans don't you hit me with what things used to be
 ContingentCat: M
 GasCityGaming: In French W is prounounced "Double V"
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EvilBadman: M'victory
Ferisar: the future is now old w
 Dog_of_Myth: M
Astramentha: m
n3ther: M
 xantos69: Those are for the MORAL victory.
 LithelyUnshod: M is necessary. Anything spelled with a W can use OU
 RealGamerCow: MmM
 betweenmyself: why is W the only multisyllabic letter in the english language?  petition to replace “double yew” with “wub” 
dm818: Activate the spray bottle
 ButButTheJesus: @xantos69 Thanks for the gift sub! great googly moogly, thank youuuuu!
 LMAOkai_: @xantos69 Thanks for the gift sub!
 ContingentCat: Mmmmmm
 calculated_uncertainties:  Congrats on your streamer-versary! 100 100 100
 kimmibeans: @Ferisar I mean, we can't argue with history (but we can try drunkenly fighting it in a back alley)
johnnylongtorso: do you hear the lambs, Clarice?
 quasi79fu: Deathshead moth
EvilBadman: @betweenmyself What about qrs
 protojman: wumbo
ZeroskieS: yall ever hear the phrase "up and add M" ? No, just me? 
 saucemaster5000: ew, @LMAOkai_ 's here?
 BrowneePointz: fun fact, M(or it's precursor Mem) is almost 4,000 years old, and the precursor to W(wynn) is only about 1,500 @LoadingReadyRun
 TehAmelie: @betweenmyself i usually call it "wee". like "vee" but with a W
 GasCityGaming: what about "andzee"? 
 LMAOkai_: @saucemaster5000 quiet your mouth hole you!
chaos5896: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StormyTalentedTrollTBTacoRight-Gfl6FUPx3qcJ5POO
 I_Am_Clockwork: it doesn't if you're british
dustfinger_exe: Haych
ManWithTheMask13: get this LMAOkai_ guy outta here
 RealGamerCow: not to the people that say Haitch
 protojman: @ZeroskieS no no, it's Up and Adam
 e_bloc: in canada it's not w, it's wed
 I_Am_Clockwork: 'Hayche'
Ferisar: why is h afraid of seven yeah
Ferisar: ty
 saucemaster5000: @LMAOkai_ sewing it shut
 Driosenth: If it is "Double U" why is it "Em" and not "double En"
 Saintnex: fuq 8
 Mr_Horrible: 8 be like "clowns to the left of me, perverts to the right"
SnackPak_: booo
 ButButTheJesus: heh
Vonbane: six is afraid of seven because seven is a registered six offender.
Haroldholmes25: +2
 LordZarano: If you want the history of w there's a great video by jan Misali
 MacbethSeemsSus: *boos from the backrow*
 Dog_of_Myth: booo
 saucemaster5000: +2
 CrypticKablam: do you say Zee or Zed
 quasi79fu: omg
chaos5896: 
 quasi79fu: Ben
 BrowneePointz: The answer is because English is a mix of Arabic, Semitic, Phoenician, Greek and Germanic alphabets
 e_bloc: 
 ContingentCat: Lol
 ArtDecoSunburn: @betweenmyself Gives new meaning to "Wub wub" from "Return of the Jedi."
 RealGamerCow: that is a 7 year old or Albertan joke
Lysander_salamander: Was it Wiggins?
 Driosenth: who is to blame for that
 TehAmelie: but when he's a good buy you can say goodminton, an even worse joke
 BrowneePointz: Death's Head Moth!
 TehAmelie: boy, even
 GasCityGaming: Does sound Jordynne-esque potentially too.
EdibleDragon: Who hurt you?
 ContingentCat: Aw darn no more Alberta
UtilityPunk: Games made to be played with notepads are underrated, like Blue Prince
 itsr67: yo pyramid head dap me up
 BrowneePointz: I love that Moths like that one ACTUALLY exist irl(but their patterns aren't THAT literal skull like)
 Kipstar: moon without the dot = just cheeks?
johnnylongtorso: I love Pokemon Circle Skull and Moon
UtilityPunk: I think the thing about these puzzles that would drive me crazy is figuring out where to stop looking for moths
 ArtDecoSunburn: @UtilityPunk Like RPGs back in the day, when you had to do your own mapping and keep track of your own quests. Ultima VII, for instance.
ManWithTheMask13: Ben, what's your opinion on Life cereal
 e_bloc: one plus one plus two plus one
 saucemaster5000: grape nuts is worse
 quasi79fu: how is it three seven three?
ManWithTheMask13: D:
 RealGamerCow: Life cereal was good in ninteen tickety two
Vonbane: Life cereal is like eating drywall
 e_bloc: corn chex with a spoonful of sugar
 brainbosh: Chex?
ManWithTheMask13: My favorite cereal...
 itsr67: how do grapes have nuts
 Omthebox: just is
 saucemaster5000: ^
Mister_BlueSky: Non-frosted mini wheats is a cry for help.
 IanAllenBird: oh there's math it's not just counting
 quasi79fu: I like LIfe cereal tho..Am i bad person>? am i gettting banned?
 betweenmyself: Crispix is my go to
varmintx0: Who was it on Good Morning Moonbase that hated Grape Nuts?
 ghizmou: Ian
Basic_Human_Decency: But if you die after eating they can say you were so full of life
BrindleBoar: grape nuts blow, easily the worst cereal
 saucemaster5000: I cannot abide grape nuts
Bearudite: crispix tho
Bearudite: they slap
 quasi79fu: runs away
 Rexsplosion: starting to suspect there's a Ban fetish
 TehAmelie: is grape nuts when you make raisins with the grape seeds still in?
 exeJayce: wait what's wrong with Life cereal
ManWithTheMask13: Some Captain Crunch Oops All Berries tho?
 saucemaster5000: cinnamon toast crunch top tier
ManWithTheMask13: 
 RealGamerCow: it's like half rice chex, half corn chex
 lamina5432: raisin bran still top tier
 e_bloc: would have never guessed that was second-hand
 betweenmyself: Crispix: rice on one side, corn on the other
Bearudite: its basically rice and corn chex together
 xantos69: Do you Canadian folks have Honey Bunches of Oats with Pecans?
 e_bloc: raisin bran fucking slaps
 Strebenherz: i used to be a glutton for granola but my uhh..  stomach decided it hated it, so cocoa puffs it is
 NoxStryx: I wish the thomas music played when pyramid head showed up
 Rexsplosion: Crispix is a favorite of mine, and yes, it's old people cereal, i know
 BrowneePointz: Sog dude
nicolebarbaraann: Adam seems like a raisin bran, sans raisin kinda guy
 mrjujubeans: love a good saag
RockSkar: melk?
 quasi79fu: you know what weird...This games beeen soo quiet..We havent heard Hot to go yet
dustfinger_exe: Eat it with yoghurt, no sogginess
Lysander_salamander: I prefer my cereal in yogurt.
 ButButTheJesus: melk
 cutaos: sog it up!
 saucemaster5000: ever meet someone who puts water in cereal?
Basic_Human_Decency: Just use half n half
BrindleBoar: thick milk
 YawnLance: Thilk
UtilityPunk: I like having a whole glass of milk to sip from the bowl afterwards 
Ferisar: ben with some cheese on his cereal
 I_Am_Clockwork: If your milk is thick enough to make farting noises when you pour it, DO NOT USE IT
Spades_Slicc: Just use whipping cream
 BusTed: myth
 Serivus: I wonder if eating so much cereal as a kid is what made me eat so fast as an adult?
 xantos69: I don't know any serial killers.
 YFiddler: so buttermilk
 Rexsplosion: John Green is a water cereal freak
ManWithTheMask13: I've put butter in coffee before
 LithelyUnshod: John Green
ManWithTheMask13: It slaps
 RealGamerCow: my grandma used to put apple juice on her cereal because she was super allergic to milk
 GasCityGaming: i've seen people do pop in cereal
 cutaos: have done cause didnt have milk, not good
 quasi79fu: orange juice and cereal?
 YFiddler: nice and tangy
n3ther: buttermilk straight up seems not good lol
Bearudite: my old roommate unironically did redbull in his cheerios
Yoshi_Gal: Milk and whatever juice comes off the tinned fruit
 Kramburger: We used to put a little bit of hot water and powdered milk in our cereal in winter, but the powdered milk was the point
 kingandcommoner: I could see there being a cereal that works with buttermilk. God only knows what it is though
morteica: Lactose intolerant so I just munch on it dry.
Lysander_salamander: eugh
 10of9: I used to work with a guy who ate grapenuts with water every day
 Kelderan: I swear I just heard Alton Brown talking about accidentally putting buttermilk in his cereal as a kid.
 NoxStryx: I mean, i know people who put skim milk in their cereal, which is pretty much the same thing as water.
 saucemaster5000: I am a yogurt granola with fruit enjoyer @lochnessseammonster
Ferisar: red bill
 ContingentCat: I don't put any liquid in my cereal I want it to stay crunchy
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: remember that time in The Neverending Story when Bastion's dad put a raw egg in his orange juice and drank it?
Blakemcm: tryhard
Bearudite: just redbull in lieu of milk
 Kentosaurus: i used to put chocolate milk in cocoa puffs
 quasi79fu: Use beeer for your cheeerios?
 Kramburger: I saw a guy at the gym once mix his pre-workout shake with monster energy
 Rexsplosion: performative
UtilityPunk: Main character energy drink
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah 
 Mr_Horrible: it's either that or fully learned
n3ther: show-off wannabee poser etc 
 WiJohn: @ContingentCat So do you like take a bite of cereal than a drink of milk or do you take it dry?
 NoxStryx: Didnt Jordynne do redbull in cereal on GoodMorningMoonbase?
 The_Color_Twelve: When I was a kid I used coke(cola) once with my cheerios when I didn't  have milk and maybe once sunkist
ManWithTheMask13: I put cocaine in my cereal
 itsr67: i'm less pickme and more "stupid"
BrindleBoar: didn't someone make James eat corn puffs and some energy drink, and he couldn't deal with it?
 saucemaster5000: oh yeah vrolik made me eat cereal in coffee once
 Mr_Horrible: that person's gonna be dead in 2 years
 RealGamerCow: that's a heart problem
 Kramburger: it's overkill
Yoshi_Gal: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa OJ and egg is a hangover cure apparently
Basic_Human_Decency: Just eat gruel .
 tehfewl: caffeine overdose is real and can hurt you
 Saintnex: it’s a terrible thing to do
morteica: @BrindleBoar Jordynne. It was really funny
 lochnessseammonster: i had an energy drink before a 10K run once... that was a mistake  
BrindleBoar: Not that I blame James for that, energy drink and cereal sounds awful.
Lysander_salamander: peculiar
 ShaneLeeAtk: Implications
EvilBadman: @NoxStryx Monster, yeah
 exeJayce: I am surprised you're still alive after that tbfh
 TehAmelie: i'll put rose hip soup on cereal. that may not be a thing where y'all are, but it's pretty much thick, sweet soylent
 quasi79fu: i dont remember that corpse
 Sogheim: I've cut down to one energy drink a day. now I just have to reduce my caffeine altogether
Lysander_salamander: what's that supposed to be?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: camera angle from the original game
 Rexsplosion: when it cuts to the 3rd person view, it's a throwback to the original game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lochnessseammonster That sounds actually vomit inducing
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: little easter egg
Bearudite: haven't heard hot to go today yet
NimrodXIV: this was the original location of the pyramid head fight
 Kentosaurus: like ringo
 ShaneLeeAtk: Do like me some Cooking Hay
 MacbethSeemsSus: No, this is Patrick
 NoxStryx: @EvilBadman Ahh, monster not redbull, that is acceptable then
ManWithTheMask13: got his ass
 GhostValv: 
 ButButTheJesus: ♪ leedleedleee
 saucemaster5000: I don't even do coffee these days an energy drink would make me cling to ceilings
 kingandcommoner: His first name is Eugene
Lysander_salamander: Mr?
Astramentha: mister
 Kentosaurus: eugene
Bearudite: Eustice
 GasCityGaming: Eugene!
 lochnessseammonster: @Thefluffiestguineapig it was. i ruptured a blood vessel in my eye
 BrowneePointz: Pearl
 itsr67: pearl
 Mr_Horrible: Pearl
 IanAllenBird: no it's pearl
UtilityPunk: Shorts, thigh highs, and fishnets is a summer look.
Bearudite: Eugene right
margerfol: Tentacles
Spades_Slicc: Did you know Squidward's last name is Tentacles?
 kingandcommoner: That's Pearl
 quasi79fu: Mister
 NoxStryx: Did you know that Hank Hills Job is never outright stated?
ManWithTheMask13: Yknow I dated a Pearl for 3 years
 Mr_Horrible: adoption, iirc
Mister_BlueSky: Gets around.
 BrowneePointz: Plankton's name is Sheldon
Spades_Slicc: How does a Skitty and a Whailord have an egg
 e_bloc: the heart wants what the heart wants
 Omthebox: Got whaled
 raulghoulia: Pos dad is a goose
 quasi79fu: Can you speak whale?
 BrowneePointz: Sheldon J Plankton
 calculated_uncertainties: wasn't she adopted, like he found her and rescued her?
UtilityPunk: So if the species is the last name, what species is Bob?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Pearl is voiced by Lori Alan, who is also The Boss in Metal Gear Solid 3. I just find that juxtaposition funny
 kimmibeans: I think mom died according to the musical
 Sogheim: y'all are into the deep lore I see
 MrPipboy3000: You ever see a crap give birth to a whale?  The do NOT survive ...
 kingandcommoner: Squidward Tentacles. Sandy Cheeks.
 BrowneePointz: Plankton. It's usually his Robot Wife that calls him Sheldon
 lamina5432: in some episode mr crabs name is said. dont remember it though
 AkiraBalance27: no one respects planktonn enough to say mr
 LithelyUnshod: He's  BUSINESS RIVAL
 Kentosaurus: no respect
 IanAllenBird: we call wheeler wheeler
 LithelyUnshod: sorry, caps
 BusTed: where's wheeler
n3ther: he didn't earn their respect
 Saintnex: he actively loses their respect
 Getter404: And he has a computer wife
Basic_Human_Decency: Wheeler isnt his first name?
 MacbethSeemsSus: the chumbawumba bucket
 BrowneePointz: Seasons 1-3
 ButButTheJesus: I learn so much here
 ContingentCat: He's losing his religion
 BrowneePointz: it's Tim and eric Surrealist peak comedy
 raulghoulia: Wheeler said his parents call him Wheeler
 kingandcommoner: Band Geeks is up there
ManWithTheMask13: I like the box one
 exeJayce: Band Geeks is the BEST episode ever
 Mr_Horrible: is that the one where Squidward has to get a marching band going?
 exeJayce: yes
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
 Kentosaurus: is that the sweet victory one?
 I_Am_Clockwork: Choo Choo Train! Froot Froot!
 Rhynerd: didn't you bring that up episode 1 of this game too?
ManWithTheMask13: damnn where's the caboose
 NoxStryx: What is the one where he goes to the deep part of town?
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
n3ther: 
Blakemcm: hitboxes be damned
 IanAllenBird: the hitboxes on this are going to be so normal
Basic_Human_Decency: All this is missing is a voice over by ringo
 Rhynerd: Is every other SH2 modded stream gonna end up bringing up Band Geeks?
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like this model uhhh doesn't align with the hitbox too well
 ButButTheJesus: CHOO CHOO MUTHAFUCKA
 xantos69: I was going to say remember your training... but I'm not sure that helps when fighting a train.
 BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible yes the one with Sweet Victory
 kingandcommoner: how did I know it was going to be Thomas
 NoxStryx: Hitboxes are more...hit suggestions
 saucemaster5000: same
 YawnLance: No it's still that
 IanAllenBird: same thing
Ferisar: same thing
 MacbethSeemsSus: Same thing
 NotCainNorAbel: he wants to get railed
Ferisar: he wants to fuck the train
 lamina5432: same thing
 TehAmelie: Shadow's sexual repression?
 AkiraBalance27: nothing changed
 Getter404: Same thing
chaos5896: CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga
OnyxOpal0141: repressed whimsy
 ghizmou: same
Astramentha: same thing
 kingandcommoner: Trains and tunnels, Ben. Trains adn tunnels
 NoxStryx: Still sexual repression
 The_Color_Twelve: he's a train humper
 gualdhar: same thing but as a child
Blakemcm: sexual agression
 raulghoulia: shadows repression
 DiscordianTokkan: wanting to be railed
 RealGamerCow: he wants to run a train?
 Saintnex: shadows repressed sexual tension
ManWithTheMask13: Repressed love of Ringo
 betweenmyself: Thomas the Tank Engine just glad to be out of the nightmare universe that is his home show 
Bearudite: wants to run a train on em
 MrPipboy3000: Its a train, so autism ... ?
 xantos69: Don't kink shame the Railsexual.
 BrowneePointz: Is it Sexual Aggression or Guilt? I can't remember
NimrodXIV: so many train related innuendos.
Vonbane: it's a train, duh... autism
Lysander_salamander: the inherent eroticism of the train being bricked into a tunnel
 e_bloc: yeah strong desire to pull a train
chaos5896: train-sexual?
 BusTed:   
 Mr_Horrible: Pyramid Head is his guilt, yeah
EvilBadman: He choo-choo-chose this
Basic_Human_Decency: Looks like a chastity cage. Wants for the rail
 Mr_Horrible: the bubblehead nurses are his libidinal frustration
 Sogheim: hitboxes? what hitboxes?
 TehAmelie: i'd never thought you actually fight Pyramid Head in the game
 ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePointz yeah I think its supposed to be a punisher, from his guilt, rather than sexual
 CaptainSpam: In fairness, very few of us like getting shot.
UtilityPunk: Repressed LocoEmotion
 IanAllenBird: aim for the face I guess
 James_the_Dabbler: Being beat up by thomas the tank engine
 ButButTheJesus: @Mr_Horrible yeah
 quasi79fu: the train is angry
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ManWithTheMask13: gotta be the shoes?
 MAPBoardgames: We paid for this rage-room and, by golly, we're going to use it!
Basic_Human_Decency: Shoot the tip
 BrowneePointz: yea Nurses are his Sexual Repression, PHead is his Guilt
 Kentosaurus: the other face
UtilityPunk: The ultimate lifform
 rosesmcgee: If you ever wanted to see Thomas the Tank Engine brutalize Shadow the Hedgehog as I have
 BusTed: kinda caboose-whipped you there
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie iirc there isn't a straight-up fight in the original. You *can* fight him in certain set pieces, I think, but there's usually a way to escape the encounter
 quasi79fu: oh its not Hot to go music
 couchboyj: Choo choo Charles redux
 VrolikSyndrome: @rosesmcgee The safeword is "Maria"
 CaptainSpam: Meanwhile, Patrick's still there in the back, chilling.
OnyxOpal0141: shots fired dang
 Dalrint: Hah
 IanAllenBird: f
 xantos69: Were video games a mistake?
 lamina5432: F
 Mr_Horrible: Maria.......
 protojman: is anyone else hearing the Home Depot music in this fight
Ferisar: aw man
 TehAmelie: ah, to be able to manifest your guilt and punch it into submission
Basic_Human_Decency: Ai could never make this art
Lysander_salamander: somewhere in there is a hitbox
 AkiraBalance27: got those invisible hands
 xantos69: "Quickly Shadow!  Use your Banana on the Train!"
 kingandcommoner: @Dalrint In one of the cars
 e_bloc: 
 Getter404: Do not hotbox with Thomas. That is lethal amounts of smoke inhalation
satyropodobny: can't outrun a train on the rail shadow it's over
UtilityPunk: This reminds me of my childhood
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SnackPak_: thomas' got hands
 quasi79fu: Do you want dance with the train tonight/
 James_the_Dabbler: @TehAmelie Why... no, nevermind, I do not want to know why your guilt is Thomas The Tank Engine
EvilBadman: Forced boss fight? This game really is on rails.
Ferisar: there's such a huge tell from thomas's expression
Ferisar: you can really tell when he's gonna swing
 TehAmelie: not mine, Shadow's
 xantos69: @Getter404 Now that you draw that reference, I'm shocked a Weed company has never had a train as their mascot.  Who knows more about smoke than them?
Lysander_salamander: I've been told that the movie isn't good.
Bearudite: but where is the trail of guts and rebar?
SnackPak_: thomas has built up some steam now
ManWithTheMask13: goated train
Mister_BlueSky: When do we suplex it?
ManWithTheMask13: I wouldn't want to meet one that didn't
 Mr_Horrible: what in the Darkstalkers?
 TehAmelie: in Silent Hill, train suplex YOU
 ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie I get that reference!
  Juliamon: xantos69 Weed companies don't tend to have mascots, do they? Usually I just see stolen IP on the packaging.
 saucemaster5000: this is the titular resident evil engine we are fighting
 quasi79fu: man four bullets and a dream
 Sogheim: I wonder what fight will be harder than this? Thomas takes no prisoners
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 nodding sagely
NimrodXIV: just run
 xantos69: @Juliamon Honestly I have no idea because I am so far off that culture.  I just know good branding when I see it.
 BusTed: dang
 shendaras: =(
Mister_BlueSky: @Sogheim Spoilers but I know the one. 
satyropodobny: this ain't your grandmas urban light rail
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny And that's because unless you live in a select number of countries your grandma didn't have urban light rail
 quasi79fu: Dance with the devil
 e_bloc: you ever dance with the thomas in the pale moonlight
 Dalrint: I would ask when they give up but then I remember this is adam and he will spend ten hours on one boss.
 shendaras: melee build
 quasi79fu: oh nice
 paronomasiac042: on the one hand, i missed the podcast. on the other, hell of a thing to come in to.
 xantos69: Honestly I could watch any sonic character die all night.  A+ content kids.
Ferisar: i love ludwig the accursed/ludwig the holy blade in this remake
 Mr_Horrible: I mean both games got a Maria...
 I_Am_Clockwork: the complete lack of blood effects or hit feedback is pretty hillarious
 CaptainSpam: Thomas was very cross and approached Shadow with a crowbar.
 quasi79fu: you got this Adam
 Mr_Horrible: @I_Am_Clockwork this is legitimately reminding me of some shitposty store-asset games from W+P
 Sogheim: great RIngo impression, Ben
 James_the_Dabbler: Thomas, stop creating confusion and delay!
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
 MacbethSeemsSus: choo choo!
 IanAllenBird: ouch
 Kentosaurus: oh the fakeout
pawssumplace:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 Mr_Horrible: just with how utterly "square peg round hole" that Thomas model is
 quasi79fu: wow
pawssumplace: Wh
ManWithTheMask13: NO BURGERS
 baltimore_667083: you’re a very naughty engine
chaos5896: what in the air raid?
 fjordsword: Did I just show up to a fever dream?
johnnylongtorso: ALL HAIL SHADOW
MWGNZ: 
 quasi79fu: and there goes our train
 Omthebox: The cats when the auto feeder goes off
 ButButTheJesus: BEN
 Kramburger: Tools down gang, time to pack 'er up
 baltimore_667083: you mean the brakevan? 
 James_the_Dabbler: I'd rail that
chaos5896:  Ben
thehokeypokey: Fun fact, you don't have to damage PH at all in that fight
 BrowneePointz: Ben is running Train on these Dad Jokes tonight...FUCK
 Mr_Horrible: this is just Connecticut normally, Adam
 xantos69: @James_the_Dabbler Don't they just call that "running a train"?
UtilityPunk: Remember, when the siren sounds, YOU take shelter TOO
 BrowneePointz: Coal Fire siren ye?
vinopinguino: Shifts over
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no coal fire in the games, that was only the movie
OnyxOpal0141: before or after the paradox
 James_the_Dabbler: @xantos69 She run my train till I
 Mr_Horrible: yes
johnnylongtorso: something something circumcision
thehokeypokey: The mine thing is just the one movie
 Mr_Horrible: 1 is Harry, her dad
 BrowneePointz: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa my brain slams all the lore together
 The_Color_Twelve: 1 is Harry
 ButButTheJesus: *sighs in Silent Hill fan* no. no no no. The coal mine was for the movie. ONLY the movie.
 Dalrint: 1 and 3 are the cult stuff, 2 and 4 are the 'your sins' type thing. Also there are other games I guess
 YawnLance: We can just pretend she's Boo
 Kramburger: Awww
 Kramburger: Yeah
Astramentha: awwww
 Saintnex: Shadow is so MASSIVE
 Mr_Horrible: honestly this juxtaposition is pretty good on its own
 Kentosaurus: sick burn
 Kramburger: GOTTEM
 TehAmelie: roasted!
 Mr_Horrible: "Maria was way cooler than you..."
 Rexsplosion: a mod to make her Maria from Sonic Adventure 2 would be funny
vinopinguino: She ain't scared of this big ass hedgehog
 Saintnex: eat shit shadow
 e_bloc: nobody cared who I was until I put on the shadow costume
 BrowneePointz: imagine if this made her Gerald Robotnik
 paulthemapguy: You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles. And we're at Pumpkin Hill. You ready?
 YawnLance: Park time 👀
Bearudite: BIG PIZZA
UtilityPunk: The nice thing about this mod is that rings give you invulnerability
 SpleenLord:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 ztghostie: huh, something seems different from the last time I play SH2 but I can't quite put my finger on it
 saucemaster5000: gosford park
johnnylongtorso: @ztghostie oh, this is the remake
 LithelyUnshod: I lived in downtown Brantford while they were filming the first SIlent Hill. We used to joke that they made the downtown look nicer
 NoxStryx: @ButButTheJesus But isnt the appearance of silent hill in the game based on Centralia, Pa where a coal mine is burning forever.
MWGNZ: there's batman park in melbourne
 I_Am_Clockwork: didny whorl
 BusTed: hell yeah
SnackPak_: what about ray parker jr?
 TehAmelie: does London's Kew Gardens count? that was rad actually
 BrowneePointz: *teeth sucking noise*
 NoxStryx: Also toad from x men
 lochnessseammonster: my boy
 MacbethSeemsSus: About him.....
 ztghostie: also toad
 James_the_Dabbler: My favorite park is Peter Parker
 Kentosaurus: oh wow rock n ride
UtilityPunk: It's "Galaxyland, Brought to you by Hasbro" now
 Mr_Horrible: Park Chan-wook (I haven't seen his movies)
 Kentosaurus: it's sad galaxyland doesn't have the mindbender anymore
Ferisar: whichever park he parkered in
 saucemaster5000: park and ride
Ferisar: alright
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @NoxStryx nope, only the movie. The first game is more based on random bits of Kindergarten Cop because that was the easiest way for a bunch of Japanese game devs to see an American elementary school
 Omthebox: My favorite park is when I park my ass in my computer chair
 mrjujubeans: one who parks
 circusofkirkus: The funny thing is Peter Parker isn't their favorite Parker
Vonbane: South Park
 xantos69: I was a fan of when in high school we used to park for hours.
 Mr_Horrible: where does Jake Park from DbD rank on the Park Power Scale, Benjamin?
SnackPak_: what?
 Kramburger: My favourite park is nose in
 James_the_Dabbler: He's the best park because he's park-er, as in more park
 quasi79fu: my favorite park is where i park my buttt?
 MrPipboy3000: Park Place
Bearudite: my childhood roller rink had a "rock and roll" and did just all heavy metal and rollerskating
Mister_BlueSky: Rosé Park
SnackPak_: oh, linkin park!
 circusofkirkus: the abandoned lot downtown
Bearudite: they also did a ska night
 Dog_of_Myth: Yellowstone Park
ManWithTheMask13: my favorite park is any that I'm in
 James_the_Dabbler: Ant Man
 BrowneePointz: no DC
Bearudite: but there wasn't a joke name for it becase ska is enough of a joke
 I_Am_Clockwork: yeah he was on superfriends
Basic_Human_Decency: Theres pills for that now
ManWithTheMask13: yeah but ant man sucks
 Rexsplosion: Enek-chok
 quasi79fu: apache chief?
 Kramburger: Laurence Fishburne played him in Anyman
 BrowneePointz: James said Ant-Man who is Marvel
 Mr_Horrible: @Bearudite SKAte was right there, smh
Vonbane: the wonder twins were on Smallville
 kingandcommoner: The Wonder Twins were in smallville...
ZeroskieS: Gi-Ant-Man
ManWithTheMask13: I'm joshin I have no strong opinions on him
Ferisar: anyone can do that
ManWithTheMask13: CAUGHT
 BrowneePointz: yea Apache Chief was from the Super Friends cartoon
 Rexsplosion: Wonder twins were in Young Justice, weren't they?
 TehAmelie: that Hyperbole and a Half where lil' Allie had a numb mouth from the dentist and wanted to go to the "parp"
SnackPak_: last I saw of the wonder twins was space ghost coast 2 coast
Bearudite: TRUUUUE
pawssumplace: Antman's OKAY in a universe where Wolverine exists
OnyxOpal0141: my favorite park is the mtg  park reentry card flavor text
 Dalrint: I think ant man is marvel and the atom is dc?
Vonbane: that's creedence
Bearudite: get that Gaucho listening ass
ManWithTheMask13: I'M NOT A GAUCHOHEAD NOOOO
 Rhynerd: Dirty Work?
 MrPipboy3000: Dirty Work is Steeley Dan
 kingandcommoner: that woudl be quite contrary
Bearudite: hehuehuehueheuheuhueh
 saucemaster5000: steely dan doesn't actually exist we've been gaslighting doom for years
 I_Am_Clockwork: Steely dan is Leyla
 circusofkirkus: you're not Reelin' in the Years?
 e_bloc: tell me deacon blues ain't a banger
johnnylongtorso: that is like the least Steely Dan-sounding song you could have picked
 RealGamerCow: Pasta Solid
 IanAllenBird: lmao
SnackPak_: solad
ghyllnox: 
Ferisar: pustuh suluhd
 CaptainSpam: Pasta S'lad
 lamina5432: I just made some chicken over rice
 Saintnex: pastahhh
Basic_Human_Decency: Pawstah
 Getter404: past-uh
Vonbane: that's patently wrong
 shendaras: Pahstah
 brainbosh: Pasta or Futura?
 Darleysam: you're saying it right
 Mr_Horrible: mare-rio sayin' ass
SnackPak_: pah-sta
 Rhynerd: Rikki Don't Lose That Number
Ferisar: pasta lavista
 Rexsplosion: past-tah pasta
 circusofkirkus: pass da pasta
 lochnessseammonster: i say it like you two 
ghyllnox: Paysta Saylad
 RelwinEJ:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 itsr67: lrr
ManWithTheMask13: @johnnylongtorso IDK, Ben could've picked East St. Louis Toodledoo
 shendaras: lrr
 SymphonySolstice: fishing lrr
 Kramburger: God forbid a man has an accent
 UnknownFriday: Born on a Bayou is Credence Clearwater Revival
 brainbosh: fishing lrr
 MrPipboy3000: Isn't that guy who was on the Bruins?
 DiscordianTokkan: Fishing LRR
 Getter404: Fishing LRR?
 Saintnex: fishing lrr
 Omthebox: The Lrrlrr
SnackPak_: how do yall say creek?
 quasi79fu: pass ta salad please
 ButButTheJesus: fishing lore
Keab42: Fishing LRR
 Kentosaurus: fishing LRR during subathon
 paulthemapguy: The worst thing Canadians say is "let me get some PAST-uh with some par-ma-ZAN"
 James_the_Dabbler: Fishing Lrr would be a great stream
 kingandcommoner: because we wouldn't buy it
 circusofkirkus: why haven't you made a Phishing LRR?
 James_the_Dabbler: Games about fishing
 tehfewl: fishing lrr new segment
 itsr67: damn, not here
 I_Am_Clockwork: Fishing Lrr, Ruler of Persai Omicron 8?
Bearudite: I would watch a LRR show about the fishing minigames in games
 RealGamerCow: the dots and arrow would actually be a good lure
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BusTed: A/B testing
ManWithTheMask13: meanie pants
 circusofkirkus: wow and they call themselves comedians
 Omthebox: Maybe you should explain the joke
 James_the_Dabbler: That's hilarious
 circusofkirkus: remember to @ all
 Mr_Horrible: an entire slack of humorless cretins 
 Saintnex: woooiw
 itsr67: demons
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
 NoxStryx: The merch idea you need to make is a coin, that's sides are Barcode and VasoLRRn
 e_bloc: ben responds to adam's post
Keab42: Give Beej an ultimatum. New chairs for the streaming office or make a Fishing LRR
Ferisar: we did have myspace ben
vinopinguino: black mirror shit
ManWithTheMask13: I didn't need social media to know I wasn't popular
 xantos69: Or... just don't have social media at all.
 The_Color_Twelve: half way to a black mirror episode
Basic_Human_Decency: Hey sell enough and you can afford your new cocaine hobby
n3ther: I mean it was already pretty tangible before
 NoxStryx: There was an episode of Community about that
 James_the_Dabbler: D:
 calculated_uncertainties:   
 Scy_Anide: Good thing that doesn't happen for adults on social media
 Omthebox: For the culture
 Mr_Horrible: everyone wants to post someone doing cringe for clout online. Better not fuck up at all ever in public, kids!
 Strebenherz: adults can't figure out how to social media, rip kids being born into the age of it
 kumatsu: more nuggies
 circusofkirkus: time to Picket LRR
vinopinguino: LRR UNION WHEN? YESTERDAY!
 lamina5432: phishing LRR
satyropodobny: whole tomato
Yoshi_Gal: MySpace top 8 was bad enough
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: honestly I am so glad I never engaged with the birth of social media when I was in high school
johnnylongtorso: oh, I grew up pre-social media and I definitely knew how unpopular I was
 NoxStryx: Give beej an all tomato
 YFiddler: 
 SymphonySolstice: REEL CHANGE
pawssumplace: On the one hand, it sucks kids have that metric, on the other hand, they'll learn how meaningless it is really fast.
 ContingentCat: Lrr lure!
 Mr_Horrible: Fishing for Big-Mouth Brand Synergies
SnackPak_: reel change
EvilBadman: Squatty potty broke 
 thatguysteve2709: Not enough pasta in the office
Vonbane: i want a mascot named Blumpkin
 shendaras: Are we crossing the line if we're watching the stream?
 BrowneePointz: for Adam, the modern, (and honestly more respectful)version of Apache Chief is named Manitou Raven, who is then succeeded by his wife Manitou Dawn
 xantos69: "What do we want?  Better merch!  When do we want it?  As soon as we can get it in the boat!"
 SquareDotCube: Send Bengineering your loonies and twonies
OnyxOpal0141: stem and all
chaos5896: no bacon or letuce
Keab42: Finally! I've incited them to unionise! Mwahahaha
 tehfewl: Nier all tomato
Astramentha:  REAL CHANGE 
 ButButTheJesus: don't cross that picket (fishing) line!
Basic_Human_Decency: Like tomato icecream
 BusTed: taking strays
OnyxOpal0141: this joke has layers
pawssumplace: The really cool kids just don't have social media too
 Rexsplosion: i love a tomato by itself with some salt sprikled on it, yum
  Juliamon: he's busy prepping the subathon schedule
 paronomasiac042: "i'm giving you an all-tomato, which means you give me the _whole_ tomato
 The_Color_Twelve: I remember that highlihgt
 Mr_Horrible: "People made fun of how I pronounce pahsta... Anyway fuck you, James" 
  Juliamon: Hmmmmmm?
SnackPak_: this'll be good
 quasi79fu: run Juliamon
 quasi79fu: runnn
 BusTed: just have the bot do it
 xantos69: I mean, if the wheel chose it.
  Juliamon: Only if you paid me
 Saintnex: all 401 of us lol
 GhostValv: 
SnackPak_: good answer
 Mr_Horrible: that's time-and-a-half AT LEAST
vinopinguino: juliamon, dont negotiate with terrorists
n3ther: @Juliamon Clap
 Scy_Anide: $2 per timeout
ghyllnox: 
 e_bloc: how much
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon I respect the hustle
 DiscordianTokkan: Are you on Fiver?
  Juliamon: I gotta think about it
 quasi79fu: please dont negotiate with them Juliamon
 Getter404: Is there a Slow Mode toggle to set it to like 20 minutes? That would be the same thing
 korvys: 400 people
 GhostValv: can chat provide a counteroffer?
 e_bloc: can I pay you?
 kingandcommoner: $10 per ban
 rosesmcgee: Mod bidding war
 lochnessseammonster: 
SnackPak_: bargain shop mods
 quasi79fu: adam is rigging the wheel
 e_bloc: Adam finds AI to do it
 Kentosaurus: Make me a mod and I will undercut everyone
ghyllnox: "Now that I have your rates please go back to doing work for me for free"
 Mr_Horrible: you're asking by hand, one at a time? that's some bespoke etsy timeouts
Bearudite: I'll do it for free
 kumatsu: Channel point reward to ban everyone watching Let's Nope
 xantos69: Make me a mod.  I'll do it for free.
 Kramburger: Mod me u can trust me I promise
vinopinguino: gourmet bans lol
 Strebenherz: this shit is why we need unions
 e_bloc: make me a mod and send me a scarf and it'll be a bloodbath
EvilBadman: @rayfk would do it for free we know this
 paronomasiac042: i'd do it for mod powers. that seems fair
 shendaras: Mods, don't let them pit you against yourselves. You can unionize, too
 BusTed: unionize
 circusofkirkus: send me a fishing lure and I'll do it
 kingandcommoner: My rates ar competitive
ManWithTheMask13: Mod me and I'll timeout Saucemaster exclusively
 lamina5432: what would you two want to ban us all
 saucemaster5000: wait what?
 Dalrint: oh no
Bearudite: I can time them all out in adam's chat
 Mr_Horrible: "Beej I need you to commission merch for a bit"
 quasi79fu: wait
vinopinguino: lol what
 quasi79fu: Hang
 Mr_Horrible: Maria
 Rexsplosion: OH, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: Maria from the sonic
 e_bloc: what
 quasi79fu: Omg its actually her
 quasi79fu: Hahahahahah
 quasi79fu: Im dead
 Dalrint: Shadow's dead girlfriend
OnyxOpal0141: adam dont know ball lore? smh
 James_the_Dabbler: This is SO dark
 BrowneePointz: Siblings
 kingandcommoner: I think there more like siblings
chaos5896: no
OnyxOpal0141: HAHAHHAHA no
 BrowneePointz: kinda
 Dalrint: She's way too dead to smooch
 SymphonySolstice: they were raised together
vinopinguino: hahaha
Bearudite: well she dead
 Mr_Horrible: no, she was his surrogate sister, basically
Astramentha: oh god
 YawnLance: This feels weird
 Rexsplosion: she's like his sister in the game
vinopinguino: the hand on the chest hair
satyropodobny: If it ain't Wong it's WRONG
pawssumplace: Gross
 James_the_Dabbler: Her dad is the scientist that created Sonic
NimrodXIV: oh no
 ButButTheJesus: oh. ohhhhhhh
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well this mod took a turn
OnyxOpal0141: everybody was happy when she was shot in the head
 Dog_of_Myth: Went full Street Fighter
 Saintnex: hahahaha
SnackPak_: what did you do?
 lamina5432: look at what you did ben
 e_bloc: so in street fighter war they're smooching
 Mr_Horrible: Ben lacked critical information
 gibbousm: You should probably go with Rouge the Bat
 quasi79fu: you made it weird Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO THANKS
 BrowneePointz: no she has a genetic disorder
 RatherLargeToad: also dead, i believe
 quasi79fu: lol
 Saintnex: Maria is also dead lol
 Strebenherz: congrats you made silent hill: the folgers commercial
vinopinguino: genetic freaks
 Rexsplosion: the fact this little girl model was giving him freaking bedroom eyes a second ago is real creepy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'll take Ada Wong
 e_bloc: genetic freaks
 gibbousm: Maria is human. She's Eggman's cousin
 Mr_Horrible: no she's just Gerald's sick kid
vinopinguino: @e_bloc jinkx
Ferisar: hodgehegs
 BrowneePointz: he was created to cure her genetic disorder. from a mix of hedgehog and Black Arms DNA
 e_bloc: 133 1/3% chance of passing along recesssive traits
 mrjujubeans: akidna
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Sonic is the only one with a human girlfriend
 Mr_Horrible: Shadow's an experiment made from Black Doom DNA
 Dalrint: This scene hits a little different with such an innocent looking character..
 TehAmelie: Eggman is human?
 e_bloc: @vinopinguino same brainrot
 kingandcommoner: This is not a lore dump you have time for
pawssumplace: The 12 year old animated like a 30 year old is skeezing me out SO HARD
 brainbosh: A spacehog?
drewm1022: PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE
 Dog_of_Myth: Pigs in Space!!
 Omthebox: Clearly an abundance of shadows in space
Bearudite: fuckin pigma
 exeJayce: Pigma Dengar or whatever
 Mr_Horrible: "Why does he look like a fucking hedgehog?" "Shut the fuck up that's why"
 mrjujubeans: Akidnas
 rosesmcgee: Is it a Terry situation?
 BrowneePointz: Pigma Dandar
OnyxOpal0141: Echidna
 saucemaster5000: pigwig from diddy kong racing
 xantos69: If they send a sturdy boy to space, then there are definitely hogs in space.
  Juliamon: the ultimate life form
 gibbousm: Shadow has one of the most complicated origins of any Sonic character
 NoxStryx: Is shadow a distant relative of Boo from Minsk and Boo fame?
Vonbane: Shadow Lowenstein
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shadow the Space Hedgehog
vinopinguino: hedge planet
 gibbousm: He's the Ultimate Lifeform
chaos5896: Shadow, the ultimate lifeform @LoadingReadyRun
OnyxOpal0141: No one knows, its a mystery.
 Mr_Horrible: he's a genetic experiment, he was made in a lab
 Saintnex: spacehog
 Omthebox: Pretty sure he's a test tube baby
 itsr67: maria,,,,
 mrjujubeans: iron condor
OnyxOpal0141: he does make a deal with the devil
 BrowneePointz: Okay so long story short. Maria has a genetic Disorder, Gerald Robotnik wanted to cure her, got DNA from an Alien Race called Black Arms, mixed it with Hedgehog DNA, Wham Shadow
 BrowneePointz: then raised as Siblings
Quentoxic: Chat is part of the internet
 fjordsword: twitch chat IS the internet though
 Dalrint: Ben don't!
 gibbousm: Shadow is a genetically engineered lifeform made of Hedgehog and Alien dna
 kingandcommoner: well, this is the rest of the stream
 e_bloc: hes from the planet inflation
 Rexsplosion: Shadow's power has ballooned over time, to research it, google "shadow the hedgehog inflation"
 NoxStryx: They aren't sure if he is a hog, but they are hedging.
 betweenmyself: typo: accidentally searched “Shadow the Hedgehog Vore”     
Astramentha: oh so HALF alien
 kingandcommoner: a.k.a The Devil. From the Bible
 ghizmou: you know what, lore is overrated
SnackPak_: sonic was a mistake
 RealGamerCow: Doctor Robotnick has a first name?
 DiscordianTokkan: aka GUN
 BrowneePointz: they fucking shot Maria with a RIFLE
 NoxStryx: They raided the lost ark?
 Kramburger: Black Doom sounds like a rapper from the 90s
 gibbousm: Shadow is like one of the most "my oc don't steal" characters ever
 BrowneePointz: he was also created to cure Maria's Disease
 kingandcommoner: The Devil
chaos5896: an alien god?
 BluTGI: Is there a green doom?
 quasi79fu: to counter Sonic i believe
 itsr67: shadow lore is somethin
AMuseOfFirebane: @RealGamerCow Gerald Robotnik is Ivo Robotnik's grandfather
 Dalrint: @BluTGI Only if you buy the costume dlc
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sonic lore is odd
 mrjujubeans: Demi god
Basic_Human_Decency: Ok but in what manner was he injected with dna cause that can mean things
vinopinguino: you know they say all hedgehogs are created equal, but you look at me and Sonic and you can see that's not true!
 circusofkirkus: with a gun is important
 mrjujubeans: only dates peeps he knows
 Mr_Horrible: he has to protect Earth because that's where the latinas are
 kingandcommoner: And then he may or may not have been replaced by a robot duplicate
 Rhynerd: With a Gun is also the name of a Steely Dan song
 Strebenherz: or shadow is just really short
 xantos69: You think she has to duck under doors?
 Rexsplosion: black doom is like the sonicverse devil, isn't it?
Keab42: Where does Chat stand on Robotnik Vs Eggman?
satyropodobny: for his neutral special he wields a GUN
 gibbousm: Shadow lore honestly sounds like poorly written fanfic
EvilBadman: @BluTGI Avengers Doomsday December 18
 TehAmelie: Eggman claims to hate hedgehogs but he's created TWO copies of his nemesis Sonic
 quasi79fu: Metal Sonic
vinopinguino: 5'7
n3ther: Short Kings stand up
 circusofkirkus: 5'8
 itsr67: YES
 kumatsu: Spiderman reference spotted
 Dog_of_Myth: 5'4
 itsr67: NO
Vonbane: 5'3"
 gibbousm: I'm 5'5" and I am short
 mrjujubeans: 5’4 is American lady avg
Basic_Human_Decency: Below 6'
n3ther: I'm 5'5 so that much at least 
 BrowneePointz: The Shadow Lore got added in his Solo game and then Sonic x Shadow Generations were it gets a bit weird with that stuff
 Saintnex: isn’t the average male height like 5’7?
 RealGamerCow: 5'8 is close enough to average that it is not "short king"
varmintx0: 5'8 is normal height you tall freaks.
Mister_BlueSky: Whatever Wolverine's height is.
 Dalrint: Average height is 5'8
 saucemaster5000: anyone taller than vrolik is a giant
 Dalrint: So short king would have to be like, 5'4
 xantos69: I wouldn't call anybody a short king if they are north of 5 ft.
n3ther: 5'6 I think
 circusofkirkus: Sorry, my Minnesota bias is showing
 lochnessseammonster: average is 5'9
 itsr67: 1 inch below vrolik is short king
 Omthebox: 6 foot 2
 Cuttlebranch: 5'6" is literally average height.
 e_bloc: not a world where 5'11" is a short king
chaos5896: im 6'3"
 kimmibeans: I've never dated anyone below 5' 10", so I wouldn't know
 BrowneePointz: avg is 5'10" i think
 Dalrint: No ben, you are surrounded by giants
 brainbosh: aavg height of NA males is 5'10
 calculated_uncertainties: y'all going on about 6 ft and all need to take a break on all the monster smut
 saucemaster5000: speaking of hogs in space
 Dog_of_Myth: ayo
DragaFireHawk: As a person whose 5 ft, I'd say 5'5" would top it out, but what do I know
 quasi79fu: im six foot is that average?
drewm1022: "The average height for an adult male worldwide is about 5 feet 7.5 inches (171 cm)"
Basic_Human_Decency: Is this when yall realise you're short
 shendaras: wow
 Omthebox: Because it didn't "come up" 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
n3ther: hahaha
vinopinguino: lmao
 Cuttlebranch: Canadians are not a representative population, so you're tall for a human.
 xantos69: Adam, he sang a SONG about it today.
 e_bloc: ever?
n3ther: real friends do
 circusofkirkus: is that dick up?
 e_bloc: didn't you ask Ben to say hi to his weiner
 itsr67: tell your dick I said whats up
n3ther: what dat duck up to
SnackPak_: Ben was thinking about your weiner earlier this stream
 betweenmyself: his “smooth enough for coke” wiener? 
 itsr67: shit
 Mr_Horrible: get that pecker on the horn
vinopinguino: i wonder what smooth weiner adam is up to rn
 lochnessseammonster: say hi to your dick for me
 kumatsu: holla at ya dick
 BrowneePointz: Dickon? Like the Game of Thrones character?
 TheMadChicken: real friends support each other's cocks
 Kramburger: I'm 192cm, what's that in Freedom units?
SnackPak_: smooth dick
n3ther: too tall
 ButButTheJesus: put ya dick on da phone is sending me
vinopinguino: hahahah
MWGNZ: 
 e_bloc: let me smell that dick
 quasi79fu: omg i remembered something anyone else remember the song about detachable Pee peee?
Lysander_salamander: dang
n3ther: HAHAa
n3ther: dick on the mind
Lysander_salamander: massive
chaos5896: 
 circusofkirkus: too big, one might say
 xantos69: I just want a friend who would sing about my d the way Ben sings about Adam.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Damn
 NotCainNorAbel: average dick in this house
Basic_Human_Decency: Real friends wake up and think i should call him...
 Fancy_frenchman: I WAS ON THE SAME PAGE ADAM LOL
johnnylongtorso: how does he find pants
DarthRagnar815: 
 e_bloc: 6'3" dick
drewm1022: @quasi79fu Yeah, by King Missile.
 BrowneePointz: like 6'3.5"
 Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger 6.29921 feet
 Kramburger: I have been called a massive dick before (TI: Insult)
 circusofkirkus: heart's gotta work overtime
 itsr67: yknow how goku ties his tail around himself like a belt
 korvys: How much cocaine could you fit on that?
Lysander_salamander: you could use it you cross chasms, like Indiana Jones
 BellicoseDrake:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 saucemaster5000: goku has a tail???
n3ther: a shit ton @korvys
 rosesmcgee: On him they're oversomes
 Omthebox: The potential energy when that thing whips up has gotta be dangerous
 MacbethSeemsSus: @korvys Depends how excited you are
 e_bloc: throw it over your shoulder
 Fancy_frenchman: Get one of those garden hose reels for it
 e_bloc: huge centauri-ass dick
 TheMadChicken: wear it like Goku, tied around your waist
 Kramburger: @Dog_of_Myth tysm
 shendaras: Would it support your weight?
Lysander_salamander: I thought Centauri had more than one?
Vonbane: didn't Drew Carey write a book of big dick jokes?
sir_reginald_the_third: that's what those dinosaur grippers are for
 exeJayce: I walk away for five minutes and this is what I come back to...
 TehAmelie: from what i hear almost every man between 5½ and 6 foot will claim to be 6 on their online dating profile cause the imperial system makes that a special limit for manliness or something
j_crane330:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 saucemaster5000: but you could make balloon animals with it
Lysander_salamander: No, it was only a single chapter of jokes
 Omthebox: Blood is stored in a multidimensional space
 e_bloc: @Lysander_salamander I don't know how many, but I know what they can do
 Kramburger: You'd pass out, guys like that probably wouldn't remember much of puberty
 betweenmyself: gotta get the prehensile penis upgrade
 jhmv: I thought Ben was going into a joke with that
 Dog_of_Myth: Are you baptised?
 circusofkirkus: urinals gotta be a nightmare to use
sir_reginald_the_third: mostly just my own mind
 xantos69: You ever see it?
 Isaac3567: The man with the longest penis on record would pass out every time he got aroused.
Vonbane: Dirk Diggler
 BluTGI: Are average people Short Commoners or Tall Paupers?
 hieroglyphica: I know a guy... and honestly he seems to be fine afterwards, just a little beat
 exeJayce: I...
 circusofkirkus: how else are you supposed to use a sauna?
Basic_Human_Decency: Kinda sus but ok
n3ther: ya I woudl not want a massive donger
 Kramburger: There is an optimum size before it becomes too big or too small do do anything useful with
n3ther: sounds like too much work
 korvys: That's weird, but it probably shouldn't be
 exeJayce: does that apply just to the dudes
ManWithTheMask13: It feels like a sauna in here
n3ther: and downsides tbh
 TheMadChicken: oh my
 TheMadChicken: "dont come knockin"
 gibbousm: didn't you have an onsen episode during Road Quest?
 Dalrint: 'Fixing' the 'pipes' at 107
 TehAmelie: are you a cop? you gotta tell us if you're a cop
 quasi79fu: is it me or is stream odddly quieter this sesssion...LIke its misssing something music wise
 BrowneePointz: you're supposed to be naked in an Onsen
 The_Color_Twelve: Ian sure idd
 Saintnex: Maria’s a god damn narc
 MacbethSeemsSus: I remember Ian's face being superimposed
 MAPBoardgames: Ian was famously naked
 BrowneePointz: cultural mores
 xantos69: Yep, they whipped it out.
 exeJayce: I forgot about that, Ben, thank you for giving me that lovely reminder
 Omthebox: Adam blanked those memories out
 MAPBoardgames: We have a sticker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you were THERE
 e_bloc: I would have been more surprised if they werent naked
 saucemaster5000: gotta win those damn hot dogs from drizzt
 TheMadChicken: how do the boots taste, maria?
 CaptainSpam: Road Quest is already a blur to Adam.  Time to do Road Quest 2.
 circusofkirkus: it's got bedbugs
EvilBadman: Glizzy hallucinating
 The_Color_Twelve: beej removed his shorts in the onsen while Ian walked in naked at least in the final edit
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I consider myself kind of a prude but also I think that more people should be okay with nonsexualized nudity in appropriate spaces
 xantos69: That's BS.  I Saw this guy fight a train.
 MAPBoardgames: Nothing really mattress
 exeJayce: idk if Adam would ride with Beej again so Road Quest 2 should shake things up
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Just wait until I get my desktop back trust
 RealGamerCow: that was a good glass noise
drewm1022: The..the whole point of being on the second door is that should be two hundred something.
drewm1022: *floor.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Soaking wet mattress would be very heavy
drewm1022: Bah.
 IanAllenBird: what the hell
 Omthebox: This is definitely easier than moving a matrass
 The_Color_Twelve: that's confusing numbering
ManWithTheMask13: wdym that's normal
 hieroglyphica: In my city it's legal to be naked anywhere within reason in city limits, and honestly I appreciate that
OnyxOpal0141: the first floor is 200s
 TheMadChicken: no US building would use that numbers for sure
vinopinguino: thats not how numbers work silent hill
 e_bloc: that is nonsense
 brainbosh: one of those "ground floor then first floor" places?
 Serivus: is the first floor 008?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox Yeah, definitely
 PhorrestGaze: I lived in an apartment 106 on the third floor.
 TehAmelie: i guess we're still in the hell dimension
 shendaras: turgid
 BrowneePointz: who up engorging their Hedgehog
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Vonbane: hey he could get a blumpkin in there
 BrowneePointz: but yea Shadow can size change
 Rexsplosion: turgid hedgehog
 fjordsword: JJK
vinopinguino: adam you weeb
n3ther: JJK
OnyxOpal0141: dear god no
 Omthebox: hedgehog inflation
Lysander_salamander: I guess I should watch that show someday
n3ther: 
 TheMadChicken: GOD DAMMIT BEN
 TheMadChicken: i was typing that
 exeJayce: 0451
 quasi79fu: one three eight zero
 BrowneePointz: @Lysander_salamander It's Edgy Naruto and if you're okay with that you'll enjoy it
 saucemaster5000: I googled hedgehog expansion
 TehAmelie: damnit Ray Bradbury
vinopinguino: unbreakable cypher, no one could figure it out
thehokeypokey: Demons
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: *THE* videogame number!
 xantos69: Like many rookie DMs, they build a great world, but the story sucks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Thanks, glad for your even more ruined search history
 The_Color_Twelve: I mean that kind of makes sense
 TheMadChicken: its very 90s game design for sure
Vonbane: the puzzles are convoluted and tedious
NimrodXIV: that's Maria's original outfit btw
 TehAmelie: i think that's made for a human size
 Dalrint: If you believe that one guy who kept editing the SH wiki, the whole series is about circumcision.
 lamina5432: a little small on her
Lysander_salamander: Does that lock us into one of the bad endings?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure that dress smells great
 MAPBoardgames: So you need to get a coin so you can buy a soda can from a vending machine because inside the soda can is the key you need. GDI Silent Hill.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Aren't all the endings bad? We started the game
vinopinguino: lmao
 korvys: I didn't know Shadow was jewish
vinopinguino: ahaha
 TheMadChicken: that was sudden
 quasi79fu: There we gooo
 ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly
 TheMadChicken: iconic ass trash can
Vonbane: smashy smashy
 quasi79fu: thats callled vandalism
 SymphonySolstice: Yay.
NimrodXIV: yaaaay
Lysander_salamander: a whimsical boot keychain
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hot torgo
 TheMadChicken: dont you hate when your masterlocks disintegrate when you unlock them?
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if the keychain is available as official merch
 saucemaster5000: my niece's favorite song rn is "the pink pony club." She thinks it's about ponies
Lysander_salamander: does this game have that monster detecting radio?
 dolphgrim: @saucemaster5000 That's cause it is
 TehAmelie: Maria is chat?!
Basic_Human_Decency: Shes not wrong
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @saucemaster5000 isn't that the tavern from lord of the rings?
Vonbane: bad porch design
satyropodobny: and they say child locks don't work
 lamina5432: merica
 TheMadChicken: yeah....
 TheMadChicken: fair
 SkylerRingtail: Ah, that's how we know we're in hell
 shendaras: 
vinopinguino: wow cancel ben
 MAPBoardgames: It defeats solicitors who have bad pathing.
 RealGamerCow: KKona
 quasi79fu: amurrrica
chaos5896: thx Ben
NimrodXIV: don't boo him, he's right
Lysander_salamander: ok
 TehAmelie: people often dream of doors being in places that aren't usually there, but do you ever dream of doors not being where they should be?
 dolphgrim: Why is maria polly pocket?
 CaptainSpam: Ah, you were looking for the cutscene trigger all along.
 TheMadChicken: "these caverns arent naturally occurring"
Lysander_salamander: wait, is this where "There was a hole here," came from
chaos5896: Nimrod    oh, im not
 quasi79fu: The winnnd
 TheMadChicken: "is trauma an instrument?"
 e_bloc: is this an enemy
 quasi79fu: no patrick nooo
Lysander_salamander: wait what
 MAPBoardgames: Mod discovered
Lysander_salamander: new mod found
MWGNZ: 
vinopinguino: huuh
Basic_Human_Decency: Wat
NimrodXIV: mod discovered
 RealGamerCow: wut
 VrolikSyndrome: Is that James' dead wife?
 e_bloc: what
Lysander_salamander: yay
 James_the_Dabbler: More melee build!
 quasi79fu: ahahahahahah
 Saintnex: omg
 BusTed: 
 TehAmelie: a novelty hood ornament!
 Fancy_frenchman: BEN
 quasi79fu: what?
 TheMadChicken: 
 Dalrint: Ben holy shit
ghyllnox: 
 ButButTheJesus: the...
Lysander_salamander: nice
chaos5896: whaaa??
OnyxOpal0141: best weapon yet
 Strebenherz: what
 quasi79fu: Omg
 GhostValv: 
 ButButTheJesus: just...
 The_Color_Twelve: interesting
 shendaras: 
 quasi79fu: this is awesome
 FauksStarling: You're taking Mary to go
 e_bloc: !clip
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 MrSarkhan: what was that supposed to be?
 ButButTheJesus: i...
 dolphgrim: Hell yeah
 quasi79fu: wwe found Marie and she is Hot to go
vinopinguino: these are legit my dreams
 BusTed: cinema
 ContingentCat: There she is
 Strebenherz: oh my god it's mary to go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that supposed to be
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheMadChicken: video games are art
ghyllnox: 
 dolphgrim: It's all coming together
Lysander_salamander: which cover of the song is this?
 GhostValv: honestly they said metaphor was dead
 MacbethSeemsSus: True love is letting your partner weald you like a claymore
 The_Color_Twelve: a clip where it finally all comes together
 xantos69: "They say the lets nope boys went mad as a result of years of their own mistakes.  They were missed."
 LostThePirate: Is she the baseball bat?
 quasi79fu: hahahahahaaah
 RealGamerCow: the song doppler-ing is so great
satyropodobny: ludwig the holy blade moment
 quasi79fu: im dying of laughter
Lysander_salamander: 
 ButButTheJesus: @quasi79fu i need halp
 quasi79fu: this is so awesome
Dvy1: im so confused right now
 korvys: "The women he told you not to worry about"
 Fancy_frenchman: Here on Let's NOPE we truly seek to give the utmost horror we can give, in this case the visual horror of Shadow using a woman to attack Patrick Star
Lysander_salamander: which band is this?
 MAPBoardgames: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InquisitiveCuriousDonkeyDogFace-Q_1sUIfgIKq4JJJT
 Isaac3567: @Fancy_frenchman I think you mean Patricia star
 NoxStryx: This is exactly how i pictured it
 MrPipboy3000: My therapist is going to be collecting hazard pay this week ...
 quasi79fu: H O T T O  i will take it hot to go
 BrowneePointz: Is this what it feels like to be on MDMA?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrPipboy3000 
 e_bloc: this is art
 IanAllenBird: @Lysander_salamander Chappell Roan
 Fancy_frenchman: Ben do you know the RE5 clip of "Did you put a mod in this?"
 kimmibeans: I mean, there ared multiple interpretations of "scary"
 LostThePirate: There's definitely some flavor of horror going on here lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Or brown acid?
 James_the_Dabbler: Very... overstimulating
 Rexsplosion: Yeah, it's SCARY how much we love you crazy boys
 Omthebox: The existential dread that everything is fortnight truly is horrifying
 Fancy_frenchman: This whole playthrough
 quasi79fu: im enjoying this..
 Kipstar: scary? no.  horrifying? YES
 rosesmcgee: This is where Let's Nope jumped the shark 
 quasi79fu: its sneakers
Yoshi_Gal: When your mum sees what you're watching and just walks back out
 AkiraBalance27: I just tuned back in to this madness
 Fancy_frenchman: This whole playthrough is the RE5 Master Chief in my head
vinopinguino: truly a pyschological horror game
Lysander_salamander: yeah
 saucemaster5000: "I watch it for the articles"
 xantos69: "Son, you can't watch the spoopy bois anymore.  They have strayed from Gods light."
 rosesmcgee: "Son, you're out of the will"
 Saintnex: somehow worse then porn lol
 quasi79fu: ahahaha that slither
 FauksStarling: "Son, I have bad news about your grandmoth-oh... I'll come back later."
 paronomasiac042: i wouldn't be surprised to learn that most lrr fans _are_ parents
 MacbethSeemsSus: "I caught my son watching something online last night" "Sexual?" "No that would have been way better"
 AkiraBalance27: Yeah and THEIR parents walk in on them
 Fancy_frenchman: Another alternative song for the radio in this specific playthrough could have been "Dear Maria, Count Me In"
 e_bloc: here
 exeJayce: my mom's walked in before when I'm watching this, she just goes "ooookay then", shakes her head and walks away
PhuzNutz: dah fawk? Spoopy boys have transcended as far as I can tell
 dolphgrim: Is it hot in hear?
Yoshi_Gal: @Fancy_frenchman Yessssss
 itsr67: grunt birthday party?
 itsr67: idk taking guesses
 BluTGI: invisible gun or large hands?
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 BrowneePointz: *pop* yay!
 Fancy_frenchman: @BluTGI both
 BrowneePointz: it's a skull
 MacbethSeemsSus: confetti bursts out of them
 BrowneePointz: it makes headshots pop in confetti
 quasi79fu: bananananan gun
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
SnackPak_: back to shadow inflation
 RealGamerCow: Dreamland!
 Saintnex: tbh folks do occasionally just leave furniture out on the sidewalk
 saucemaster5000: the drawer is a metaphor for sex or something
Hauwulf: gotta patch that hole in the fence somehow
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's a college town. Furniture gets dumped everywhere
 quasi79fu: omg that scared me
luckyowl618: She is helping Ben
vinopinguino: what a cluster
 hieroglyphica: The ping pong rankings at my local park are INTENSE
vinopinguino: lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pizza in one hand, wife in the other
Lysander_salamander: no, it's almost enough mods
 quasi79fu: I got my safety woman
 xantos69: @MacbethSeemsSus Sounds like Saturday night.
 ButButTheJesus: omg
 Strebenherz: question, has the twitch clipper been laggy for anyone else?  wondering if my computer is acting up, or if it's twitch
 Fancy_frenchman: A+ Benjamin
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AcceptableResourcefulPotatoPanicVis-RqD1oA7OLaieM2IH also
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 itsr67: wife brought me sandwich (braless)
Hauwulf: braless pizza? lucky man
 shendaras: sol badguy
 BluTGI: pizza is wife. Pizza in both hands.
 BrowneePointz: None Pizza Left Bra
 Rexsplosion: Who puts bra on a pizza??
 quasi79fu: ok calm down NInja?
 itsr67: mb its
Lysander_salamander: I trust her
 itsr67: my bra-less wife brought me a sandwich (not asked for)
 Larkonus: But the sign says keep the door closed!
 quasi79fu: i...i didnt mean to do a bad..i didnt know that was bad to say
 BluTGI: The sign was put there for a reason! I have concerns.
  Juliamon: quasi79fu you didn't do anything bad! Automod is weird
 CaptainSpam: That almost sounds like a mnemonic for something.
 shendaras: 
Lysander_salamander: For sale, infant shoes, never worn. Massive Baby.
chaos5896: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 quasi79fu: oh wow time flies
 kimmibeans: Potty time!
 quasi79fu: hahaha
 Jennie_Fuchsia: “I wonder how many LRR fans are themselves braless wives”
 itsr67: that ninja tweet was 2021 damb
 itsr67: time flies
 xantos69: I kind of wish LRR would do some demographic gathering on us and then use it in a live bit.
Lysander_salamander: no that sounds horrifying
  Juliamon: yeah no
Lysander_salamander: I do not wish to be perceived
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm glad LRR doesn't data harvest me
 xantos69: Not for evil!  just comedy.
 quasi79fu: we are but wheat to be reaped?
Lysander_salamander: and then data-breach
  Juliamon: btw the subathon schedule is a real banger (got a sneak preview)
 quasi79fu: i now sound like a children of the corn
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Lysander_salamander It's inevitable since the password's still "buttslol"
  Juliamon: yall are GONNA want to max it out
 Omthebox: I will max it with the same amount of time I have every week because jorb
 TehAmelie: i do have a little extra money. . .
  Juliamon: there's really something for everyone
 hieroglyphica: I work a sinfully long 10hr shift on subathon, but I intend to devour some watch time anyway
 quasi79fu: if i selll someone elses kidneys ..would that get me extra money?
 xantos69: I would have taken the week off work if they had announced when exactly it would be further in advance.
 TehAmelie: hi again!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 IanAllenBird: o/
Lysander_salamander: mmm, a fancy selection of crackers and cheese
 Omthebox: Nobody had time to lean
 quasi79fu: strippper club?
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 quasi79fu: Is Shadow gonna poledance for us?
itira:  Congrats on your streamer-versary! 
Lysander_salamander: I worry
 SymphonySolstice: booba?
 Saintnex: welp
 comrade_cards: Borgair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah
Lysander_salamander: what mod now?
 quasi79fu: Pink Pony Club
 James_the_Dabbler: That's a child
vinopinguino: awkwaaard
 xantos69: Meta-five?
AMuseOfFirebane: ಠ_ಠ
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itira: is that polly pocket? i have no idea
 Kramburger: Um Ben?
 korvys: Stream safe mod
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S A CHILD BEN
 e_bloc: 
 SymphonySolstice: hm. dunno about that one chief
 quasi79fu: this is a little horrifying
  Juliamon: itira it's Maria Robotnik
 Kramburger: Hey streamer quick question
Lysander_salamander: I think that's Shadow's Half-sister?
Lysander_salamander: Stepsister
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Also this
 xantos69: I mean........
 Kramburger: YOU KNEW
 gibbousm: 
 itsr67: how dare ben make this scene in silent hill
 gibbousm: decisions were made. poorly informed decisions
ZeroskieS: how could you smh 
vinopinguino: he should get up there and twerk
 lamina5432: is it the same person who did the maria and shadow mod?
 Saintnex: You picked the stepsister!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You knew about this section of the game!
ghyllnox: You just put a child model on an adult rig that's doing adult things
 itsr67: no
 quasi79fu: ahahahaha
Ferisar: ben did this... ON PURPOSE
Lysander_salamander: what is even the problem?
thehokeypokey: I think we can all agree this is Ben's fault
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: welllll......
 CaptainSpam: When Ben designed Silent Hill 2, he meticulously designed it with Shadow the Hedgehog's Maria in mind.
 The_Color_Twelve: its a manifestation of his repressed feelings for his wife
 Kramburger: This is a lady who looks like a hotter and more sexual vbersion of his sick wife. No subtext here at all
 MacbethSeemsSus: Maria looking coquettish is deeply disturbing
 quasi79fu: Shes down at teh Pink pony club
Lysander_salamander: They're all fictional.  It's okay.  Besides, it's a horror game.
 Kramburger: Some real duck mouth going on
 MrPipboy3000: This is the way Kojima always intended for this scene to play out
ghyllnox: I also could do without seeing Shadow squint but that's a separate issue
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: whoah whoah whoah, we gotta stop this, a child can't serve alcohol!
 MAPBoardgames: The Drink Me potion should make him small again
 quasi79fu: i dont know if a little gir should be drinking alcohol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrPipboy3000 Just like that one SANIC W+P game
vinopinguino: this hedgehog is about get sloshed
Lysander_salamander: Remember, none of these characters are real.
 Kramburger: I mean technically we're not sure if Maria is actually real
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: she's gonna get this place shut down!
 AceGun_: I hope it makes the Sonic rings sound when he drinks the whiskey.
 paulthemapguy: Remember folks, this is a documentary.
 quasi79fu: im just being silly
 itsr67: @AceGun_ that's for later
 Omthebox: They are real and I've met them
 MrPipboy3000: @Lysander_salamander What, you mean Ben and Adam ... we know
Lysander_salamander: I save my handle-flying for much more ridiculous subjects.
VinylMinty:  Congrats on your streamer-versary!
 TehAmelie: *does an acrobatic  pirouette of the handle*
 Nigouki: What do you mean none of the people on my screen are real?! Was LRR fake all along?!
 quasi79fu: welcome Adam to the Silent HIll Series
 lamina5432: makes you appreciate things like dak pictures more
 MacbethSeemsSus: Look but no touch
 AceGun_: lmao
 Saintnex: loool
n3ther: games don't need to have stories that make sense to be fun
NimrodXIV: snort
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, Silent Hill, the notoriously "maximum sense all the time" plot series
 IanAllenBird: kmnjkmjn
Basic_Human_Decency: We dont talk about silent hills story. Thats why its silent
 CaptainSpam: Well, he's got you there.
Lysander_salamander: Come on, it's like wrestling.
 quasi79fu: Remember teh Silent HIll where you got trappped in a apartment
 RealGamerCow: Nicely done
 e_bloc: 
Yoshi_Gal: @TehAmelie 👀
 quasi79fu: LOL OMg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And now for ROXEANNE
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'd say that SH2 probably requires less goofing around over its cutscenes to get the full effect of the story
 saucemaster5000: get his ass
 ButButTheJesus: ok ben  ur right
 korvys: Have you ever been to one? (I haven;'t, I have no idea)
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 BluTGI: Champaign room let down 
 FauksStarling: Things do just be happening in SH2
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BigHardShrewPJSugar-kkO3SM-2oJaS-F0Q
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also worth noting the twist was revealed 25 years ago at this point which makes it less impactful.
 MAPBoardgames: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElatedTriangularMagpieYouDontSay-JpQtUSghdDWCXmZl
 RatherLargeToad: remember, it’s all the fault of a dog controlling everything
 gibbousm: What is real is what you believe is real
 The_Color_Twelve: its a weird purgatory dimension overlaying reality that fucks with you in way specific to your sins
ghyllnox: His real wife is a crowbar
NimrodXIV: there's a lot of subtext happening when you aren't playing as a hedgehog
Lysander_salamander: And Ufos
 RealGamerCow: a what
Basic_Human_Decency: Is ben the dog
 protojman: 
 dolphgrim: Ben is the dog
 tehfewl: love dog ending
 MacbethSeemsSus: That wasn't a joke for people who are unaware
 e_bloc: more games need dog endings
 quasi79fu: Ben what about the SIlent Hill where you are trapped in a apartment
Lysander_salamander: Wasn't there a birthday ending also?  Or was that a different game?
 Rexsplosion: i feel like you could super down the well and "well, this is a projection of how he WANTED his wife to be, vs her pristine memory, because..."
 TehAmelie: the thing i remember most about SH3 was when i beat it and unlocked a light saber
 BluTGI: @NimrodXIV ... IIRC don't sexualize your dying wife?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: how about that on SH game that makes it incredibly easy to whoopsie into the joke UFO ending on a first playthrough
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that one*
NimrodXIV: @BluTGI among other things
 e_bloc: I like achivements that are funny
 Rexsplosion: I love the achieves in PEAK because they're directly tied to fun outfits
 quasi79fu: i did it alll for the coookie
Ferisar: damn that wife got some range
 TehAmelie: "eat my wife! no wait that came out wrong"
vinopinguino: gimme cookie, gave you cookie man
 Omthebox: The kicks were aura farming
 quasi79fu: that cut offf of the music
 quasi79fu: lol
 BluTGI: Adam, not a wife guy.
Lysander_salamander: I do like how the music cuts out.  Like they're rude folks that don't use headphones in public.
 xantos69: Just like that one Usher song.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 quasi79fu: the spot
 BluTGI: LMAO
 Omthebox: wow
SnackPak_: art
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
Lysander_salamander: 
 quasi79fu: hahaahahah
 e_bloc: 12/10
ghyllnox: P I P E
 BluTGI: W I F E
Lysander_salamander: pipewife
Yoshi_Gal: She's a brick house? No, she's a  steel pipe
Lysander_salamander: like a snake
 quasi79fu: shesss meleee mellleee
 couchboyj: 2! 2! 2!
 RatherLargeToad: my pipe
Lysander_salamander: no jumping allowed in this game
 e_bloc: get more turgid
 FauksStarling: He can't use his expansion powers for good
DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OnerousToughStapleHumbleLife-fRQu5Vh_W82fIuOO
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 SalamiSuperstar: Domain Expansion: Wife Pipe
 The_Color_Twelve: just like the original
 BluTGI: Long time to edge PH!
 e_bloc: I remember that now
Lysander_salamander: He gets tired out
 FauksStarling: Pyramidhead can only last 3 minutes?
 CaptainSpam: It's always three minutes, too.
Lysander_salamander: has to take a nap between stabbings
 ghizmou: 3 min of cardio is just too much for me
vinopinguino: gotchu in this ring for 3 minutes
 quasi79fu: i got you for Threee minutesss...Threee minutes of playyytime..OH yeahhhh
Lysander_salamander: I like this fanfic
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DragaFireHawk: Shadow's a cat confirmed?
 TehAmelie: at least he's a squishy cartoon character
 Strebenherz: @Shparky2197 already have
 TehAmelie: i'm kind of a local legend too
 quasi79fu: her eye wonky
Lysander_salamander: I do like how much they rigged this replacement model
 MacbethSeemsSus: Briefly looked like a teenager trying to look sexy
 e_bloc: you collect all those rings but have none for me
 MAPBoardgames: Is ahe talking about Alan Wake?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no I think this is great, he's doing great
 TehAmelie: i don't like that he has a single eyeball  the size of his head
 Omthebox: Alan Asleep
 protojman: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I can't believe the studio wanted to recast this game with some normal human guy
 Omthebox: She looks like a carp
 quasi79fu: shadow does better acting then James?
chaos5896: she looks like surprised pikachu
 xantos69: We call that "Resting Empty Head Face" in my circle.
 CaptainSpam: That is a face on a head that has not a single thought inside it.
Lysander_salamander: maybe she gets motion sickness
 BluTGI: She's not a godfather fan.
 Rexsplosion: she's into books, and nothing else
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MrPipboy3000: total red flag
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not a fan of West Side Story
Lysander_salamander: dang it eddie
 FauksStarling: She just doesn't understand why those pictures had to start talking
vinopinguino: moving pictures
 Tiber727: Wait, if Sonic likes chili dogs what does Shadow like?
 quasi79fu: oh no the up kid is in here
ghostofskull: To be fair, modern books have amazing grpahics
Lysander_salamander: who did they replace Eddie with?
Bionull: She actually has deep feelings about the corrupt movie production industry
 NazTMann: @Tiber727 Latinas
 GasCityGaming: @Tiber727 Blue rare steaks
 e_bloc: whats up with eddie
ghostofskull: dang it
SnackPak_: rip
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
itira: wuh oh
MWGNZ: parnets
 Kramburger: o7
 SymphonySolstice: o7
ghyllnox: grpahics
Lysander_salamander: ohno
 FauksStarling: You gotta throw out the whole account
MWGNZ: o7
 xantos69: Adam NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
vinopinguino: o7
bunn_tech: o7
 TehAmelie: i once talked to someone who didn't watch movies and didn't read any books except for Morven Collar
 quasi79fu: 07
 Saintnex: wooooow
Lysander_salamander: minor spelling error
ghyllnox: o7
 AceGun_: That's Canadian for "ban them"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 lamina5432: o7
 Kramburger: WELP
Haroldholmes25: o7
MWGNZ: 
 Kramburger: HAHAAAA
n3ther: keep saying it 
 e_bloc: just following orders
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 Saintnex: saved by the sauce
 MacbethSeemsSus: Locally sourced artisan banning
 saucemaster5000: kram and I are shielded by laziness
Racer_XXX: Only if you give Adam an lrr lure.
 xantos69: Cause Merica
 MrPipboy3000: Because its a school?
 Kramburger: I just have to make sure not to post right before or after sauce
 CaptainSpam: Every toilet with bullets in it tells a story.
 e_bloc: kkona
 Rexsplosion: Truly playing the ULTIMATE version of it
 BluTGI: If anything the music mod was an improvement.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized Adam had to go back to back on Blooper Team games
 xantos69: I remember when our president once said "And bullets in every pot!"
 GasCityGaming: RE6
 quasi79fu: uhhhh
 e_bloc: until dawn
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 quasi79fu: until dawn? maybe?
 GasCityGaming: i was joking!
 kimmibeans: Amanda the Adventurer (fight me)
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: they did turn a 6-hour game into a 20-hour one...
Lysander_salamander: I prefer winky-face
 GasCityGaming: Dang it i can't quote reply myself
 Kramburger: Greyfacealloneword
Lysander_salamander: woah
 Saintnex: SUPER sad
vinopinguino: rip kairi
 e_bloc: RIP
 shendaras: Yeah =(
 Getter404: Sunday night yeah
 e_bloc: she went through some shit
 ghizmou: we couldn't save the cheerleader
 quasi79fu: yeah...Kairis Va
 Rexsplosion: She had a hard life, her autobiography is crazy
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sadly being a child star is awful
 lamina5432: respect for her
 quasi79fu: For Kingdom hearts fans she was Kairi
 Kramburger: Yeah Ben
 SquareDotCube: No
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh people would just dump that
 lochnessseammonster: leftover popcorn is the goat!
chaos5896: i dont eat popcorn
 quasi79fu: i take the popcorn
 AceGun_: Depends if I have other things to do before going home after the movie?
 Rexsplosion: you get a top up on the way out
 e_bloc: please talk to someone if you are having mental health struggles
SnackPak_: cold popcorn sucks
 SquareDotCube: Old popcorn is terrible
  Juliamon: Dude, my friend buys *more* popcorn after the movie
 protojman: not finish the...bag?
 korvys: popcorn's not that good
 protojman: i don't understand
Lysander_salamander: grind it up and use it n pancakes
 xantos69: I literally don't understand what you mean by "Don't Eat All The Popcorn"
 MrSarkhan: popcorn is only good fresh.
 saucemaster5000: I give the popcorn to the next theatergoers
 paulthemapguy: popcorn gets stale so quickly!
 lochnessseammonster: i got mad at my friend for throwing hers away instead of giving it to me 
MWGNZ: i dont understand, leftover popcorn?
 ContingentCat: I've always finished it
Ferisar: popcorn is eh
 lochnessseammonster: true
SnackPak_: no way
vinopinguino: it doest travel well
 MrSarkhan: True!
 Kramburger: Perfect's a little much
ghyllnox: It's *so* salty
 empyreon: I overpaid for it, I'm damn well going to overeat all of it
vinopinguino: get stale too fast
 lochnessseammonster: and the next day is better
 AceGun_: I dump my popcorn on the floor so the employees have something to do with their time.
itira: gimme a funnel
ghyllnox: And not evenly
 korvys: it's fine
 calculated_uncertainties: Popcorn is top tier mouth stim
 Saintnex: ehhh, it gets stuck in between your teeth
 MacbethSeemsSus: don't get movie theater butter. It's actually awful for you
 quasi79fu: i love movie theater popcorn
 lochnessseammonster: you're spitting
 TehAmelie: i like the warm chips. can't get them anywhere but the movie theater
 SquareDotCube: And what about kettle corn?
Ferisar: i'm about to call you on the phone ben
MWGNZ: something in to the microphone
 VrolikSyndrome: I worked at a movie theater for a few years and still love popcorn.
 ContingentCat: It's so good yeah
Haroldholmes25: 
 Saintnex: HOW RUD
 quasi79fu: i disagreee..wait is this microphone on?
 paulthemapguy: make the popcorn at home in a pot on the stove and you can have it just how you like it
 xantos69: Get a water flosser.
 RealGamerCow: You can do *so much* if you make popcorn at home. I love adding dill to mine, or parmesan cheese and garlic powder
Lysander_salamander: We have no mic yet we must scream
 VrolikSyndrome: Sometimes I just pop a bag for dinner.
 UnknownFriday: I did just say something into a microphone. Not my problem if you didn't hear it.
Lysander_salamander: Shaun?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Russell
 Rexsplosion: Russel
 e_bloc: UP
 quasi79fu: russel
 Kramburger: It's not Skull Island, it's Skull Volcano, the island is Death Island
Lysander_salamander: It's too bad that movie sucked
 Jennie_Fuchsia: movie theatre popcorns got nothing on stovetop popcorn where you have to shake the pot while it pops like in the olden times
vinopinguino: lol mascot ass model
 quasi79fu: what is going on lol
 Kramburger: He's eating melted icecream from the tub with huis hands
 e_bloc: brother if I was chilling in a bowling alley in silent hill I wouldn't fuck with untensils either
 paulthemapguy: oh I thought Ben was laughing at "That's what she said"
MWGNZ: literally immersed
Lysander_salamander: It's the Bloober Team's fault for making these weird camera angles
 Kramburger: It's not popcorn
 Kramburger: It's icecream
vinopinguino: huge head lol
 MAPBoardgames: I sound like that when I shove popcorn into my neck
 neisan2112: He's just inside the chairs
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 xantos69: That boy ain't right.
chaos5896: 10/10
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's what this town does to people
 MacbethSeemsSus: Things went downhill since Up
 quasi79fu: ahahahaahahah
SnackPak_: good for you, eddie
 paulthemapguy: he can only maintain his noclip powers if he eats enough ice cream
 TehAmelie: eat melted icecream with his hands
 neisan2112: I'm there right now
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Tiber727: @MacbethSeemsSus Well what goes Up must come down.
 SymphonySolstice: @MacbethSeemsSus the sequel to Up is Down
vinopinguino: sitting in the dark shoveling ice cream into your mouth
Lysander_salamander: metaphorically
 neisan2112: 
 Saintnex: yes?
 neisan2112: Nice
Lysander_salamander: yay
 saucemaster5000: are you alone when you are on the phone
 TehAmelie: i don't feel alone 
 BluTGI: Thanks to the ghosts... we're never alone!
 e_bloc: making some people watching this vod tomorrow feel real sad
 neisan2112: 
 lamina5432: we're all in this together, don't you know
 Kramburger: My wife is attending a conference digitally behind me, go only knows what they think I'm doing
Lysander_salamander: I don't remember that song
 quasi79fu: im never alone ..I have two cats
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 quasi79fu: Donnnt you..DOnt you forget about meee
 lochnessseammonster: what up youtube
SnackPak_: woof
 saucemaster5000: ye when they're high
Lysander_salamander: I mean, it's been a while since I've seen the movie
 e_bloc: I haven't seen that movie in 20 years
 lamina5432: I was thinking more highschool musical
 saucemaster5000: they smoke then dance around
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 quasi79fu: is this the Bendela effect?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I see the cocaine's starting to wear off
Lysander_salamander: Oh, like in Gravity Falls
 lamina5432: adam are you saying that to get ben to stop
vinopinguino: this man's been around a theater or two
 lochnessseammonster: 
MWGNZ: @MacbethSeemsSus 
 e_bloc: you are pretty good
 dolphgrim: Theater kids...
 e_bloc: get in on that molly-cam colab
Lysander_salamander: it's so disappointing when the drawers are empty
Haroldholmes25: bottomed out
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Lysander_salamander: dang
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: oof
 quasi79fu: hhahahaahah
 e_bloc: men would rather open random dressers than go to therapy
 lamina5432: ben I request a hug for adam
ghyllnox: Hug your kids, folks
Lysander_salamander: Alan Wake 2 did this sequence better
 Nigouki: Adam just wants to get adopted
 quasi79fu: it is a movie theater BEn
 e_bloc: continuous enthusiastic consent
Lysander_salamander: yeah
 Tiber727: @e_bloc Heroes don't go to therapy, but they do open random drawers to look for stuff.
Ferisar: they're not really like, the same thing
 e_bloc: alan wake 2 is incredible
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: how do you feel about them kids
Lysander_salamander: Coughing Baby vs. Godzilla
 Mattmitchell45: It's like comparing a 50s Basketball Star to Jordan
 MAPBoardgames: Adam believes he's better than Michael Jordan
chaos5896: a CHasm
Bearudite: you are both tall
 e_bloc: I dunno I saw pictures of him at ocean city last week, dude doesn't look like he's dunking much these days
 lamina5432: needs more of a connected plot
 BusTed: as long as they're properly leashed?
 saucemaster5000: leashed kids at least
 Dog_of_Myth: As long as they are on a leash
 dolphgrim: Oh now we like kids??
vinopinguino: lmao
 ButButTheJesus: Korn Power!
 MacbethSeemsSus: As a wise man once said "mmm bop mm na ah ma ah bop"
SnackPak_: you just like seeing kids get hurt
 dolphgrim: Topple, children. Topple.
 SymphonySolstice: that one right there officer
MWGNZ: sounds almost like somethign funko would wear
 BusTed: watterson
 IanAllenBird: he's not in favor
 MacbethSeemsSus: He hates it
 AceGun_: He hates it
 Dalrint: He hates it
 e_bloc: fucking hates it
 MAPBoardgames: He quit because of it.
 BusTed: he is mostly reclusive
 e_bloc: he never licensed any of it
adept_nekomancer: He's famously against merchandising
 Rexsplosion: it's all bootleg
 Kramburger: Hate's it probably, he refused to merchandise his strip
 LithelyUnshod: He hated all merchandising
7gorobei: they did not pay for it
 AceGun_: parody, parody, parody
 Strebenherz: bill watterson never made merch outside of the comics
 e_bloc: I was just talking to someone about this the other day
 quasi79fu: ok i gonna lurk..thanks Ben and adam for this amazing stream..Have great night chat?
 Strebenherz: watterson was extremely against merch, he's content to just chill in the woods and paint
 MacbethSeemsSus: Didn't he release a comic a few years ago?
GrathXVI: I mean, he made enough money, so he retired and quietly does his own thing now
 e_bloc: just wanted to draw cartoons and chill
Ferisar: alright ben
Ferisar: log on
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz He is still alive and made sure no one could use Calvin and Hobbes for merch or continue it
 TehAmelie: he's hardcore about integrity
 Strebenherz: @MacbethSeemsSus "the mysteries, by bill watterson"
Ferisar: ye
Lysander_salamander: Season of what?
 Rexsplosion: season started today
 couchboyj: Started today
 Strebenherz: @MacbethSeemsSus it is spooky and incredibly charming, it kind of reads like a children's picture book
 Rexsplosion: ran some M+ with the guild earlier today
 Rexsplosion: Unholy got nerfed, Frost is good tho
 Omthebox: Thats true
 Rexsplosion: Dev Evoker is where i'm at
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need to re-read my Calvin and Hobbes collection
Ferisar: something went fundamentally wrong with you: aka, you played d2 when you were 11
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Strebenherz Nice!
 quasi79fu: the nurses are coming
 shendaras: teeth
 MAPBoardgames: Fighter says "Attack!" Rogue says "Backstab!" Mage says "Fireball!" Necromancer says "go, team, go"
 tehfewl: druid all day
Lysander_salamander: Paladin was fun
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: speaking of, any chance of dusting those Grim Dawn characters off for the brand new expansion?
Ferisar: you'll never guess what i played
jessicaengle: How's it going?
 lochnessseammonster: which doctor?
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Didn't Blizzard just release a new hero for D2?
Ferisar: FUCK
Ferisar: he knows
 SymphonySolstice: shadow the hedgehog learns gun safety
 lochnessseammonster: 
 lochnessseammonster: get his ass
itira: 
MWGNZ: 
 MAPBoardgames: @MacbethSeemsSus yes, a few months back
 Omthebox: Shotgun safety, when you need the most safety all at once
 rosesmcgee: you paid for the whole game, why leave money on the table?
itira: i dont read any of it :))
 MAPBoardgames: Just do your job, cleanse monkey!
Lysander_salamander: oh, they're talking about Warcraft?
Ferisar: rogue players in shambles forever
 Strebenherz: you should check out dwarf fortress patch notes they're unhinged
 empyreon: I play hunter so I don't read 
 e_bloc: civ patch notes chef's kiss
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MWGNZ: 
 AceGun_: What floor are you on the tower?
 Omthebox: I've got uh yellow MR. Yeah I'm a big deal
 ButButTheJesus: gotta gatekeep the fighting games from the newcomers, yep
Bearudite: what tower level you at 
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for playing
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 lamina5432: that felt quick
 e_bloc: 
MWGNZ: its no RE4
 lamina5432: movin on
 lamina5432: I was doing dishes
 Omthebox: Flime ties when you're labbin gun
NimrodXIV: I would say at least 3
 shendaras: Pick up a fishing lrr
 circusofkirkus: an assortment of things not including a lure
 MacbethSeemsSus: new merch standard rotation
jessicaengle: 
 shendaras: 
 BusTed: Susan B. Athon
 Rexsplosion: It's really not that impressive to get all the way to end on youtube, you guys are super watachable.
 circusofkirkus: ooh
 Saintnex: 8020
 MAPBoardgames: Directive 8020
 lochnessseammonster: 
 e_bloc:   
Lysander_salamander: huh, Dark Pictures.  Forgot.
jessicaengle: Hurray Subathlon! Hurray for LRR
 circusofkirkus: Adam and Ben share a controller
 Rexsplosion: Subathon is good times
 MAPBoardgames: Dark Pictures games are basically movies.
Lysander_salamander: Aw
 e_bloc: but if Adam doesnt play who will kill everyone
itira: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
chaos5896: Hi, "Not in It"
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 IanAllenBird: o7
 ButButTheJesus: thamk for strem!
 Strebenherz: byeeee
 shendaras: 
jessicaengle: 
GrathXVI: You know what you did, Adam
 exeJayce: last night was funny
 e_bloc: golf
 Strebenherz: adam dominated in golf
 xantos69: What HAVEN'T you done for him recently?
PhuzNutz: Last night totally counts
 ghizmou: golf ruins so many friendship
SnackPak_: this story checks out
 MacbethSeemsSus: James just wanted to play golf
ghyllnox: Oh yeah you super did
 Strebenherz: in your defense adam, that was hilarious
7gorobei: some pretty heinous air horns
 lochnessseammonster: 
ghyllnox: And to top it all off you beat his stroke
 lochnessseammonster: damn i have a vod to watch 
 Strebenherz: it wasn't just that you were griefing him, it was that you were griefing him and keeping leaderboard
 Strebenherz: xD
 lochnessseammonster: it is a surprisingly fun game
 Rexsplosion: Oh the LOTR trick taking game is great, my crew played that last year
 lamina5432: gnight
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 Omthebox: Reasonable gift sub
 ButButTheJesus: it do be thicc
 itira: <message deleted>yeah Ben
 itira: <message deleted>Adams right
 Omthebox: eye tear uh
SnackPak_: fake itira fan
 Dog_of_Myth: run itira
SnackPak_: o7
DragaFireHawk: Nooooo
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Omthebox: damn
 VrolikSyndrome: BAN HER
 thingo314: noooo
 VrolikSyndrome: YES
 ButButTheJesus: NOOOOOOOO
DragaFireHawk: 
 Omthebox: o7
 MrSarkhan: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 ContingentCat: o7
 shendaras: o7
NimrodXIV: o7
ghyllnox: o7
 lochnessseammonster: o7
 ButButTheJesus: oh ben that's some bad karma
 Nigouki: thanks for the stream 
 exeJayce: bye guys!
 Strebenherz: adam right thought y'know
 VrolikSyndrome: nah I'm sorry itira you're my ride or die because you agreed with me over the PB&J thing
 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
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Ferisar: here i go
Ferisar: wish me luck
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 e_bloc: here I go wish me luck so good
 exeJayce: smooth move guys
chaos5896: 
 Nigouki: it's wrong button tuesday
 Strebenherz: never change xD
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