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Juliamon:
nobody saw that 
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northish: Was just binging North 100, glad to be here
petey_vonwho: Did someone say CUBE?
TXC2: a Cube so vintage it counts as a curio or relic
ChainsawHaxor: I see the words 'cube' and 'wheeler' and I click button
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Probably relic because curios can be anything if you consult the "cabinet of" definition
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig good point
Flyingdelorion: Hello! Just finished watching North 100 showdown, now ready for Vintage cube with Nelson and Wheeler!
TXC2: Hello Nelson and Wheeler
northish: eh?
torar89: howdy
spaceripples: hiii! been loving all the cube content lately
Flyingdelorion: Hello!
TXC2: hello torar89 welcome
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Tattybojangles69: The pop is his ankle
Pywodwagon: I can still kickflip and land it about 30% of the time
TXC2: !patreon
Tattybojangles69: The shove it is putting the dislocated joint back in
TXC2:
not me, I can't even ride a skateboard 
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spaceripples: mtgo would add the skateboard to vincube if they weren't cowards
EvilBadman: Oh I never gave you $5 for being in the moonbase on friday, welp
torar89: @TXC2 thanks, just found north 100 this week and been hooked
Thefluffiestguineapig: In what currency
Pywodwagon: Magic Artist Phil Stone is in his 50s and Skateboards like every day, hes a crazy person
Thefluffiestguineapig: And before or after inflation
BraveOthello: Twitch, I think. This is twitch right?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: youtube exists!?
torar89: bosh!
flouncy_magooo:
@BraveOthello This is 
SirRixy: i am gonna have a fun watch on the vod gotta go sleep good luck wheeler and nelly on the cubing
Tattybojangles69: Magiccon: DOWN UNDA
TXC2: LRR, noted leftist podcast
TXC2:
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Boo!
EvilBadman: hell ya grip it and rip it
EmmaPartlow: good evening good gentlemen
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the cube streams are always a treat, but the relaxant was something else
TXC2: hello EmmaPartlow welcome
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Flyingdelorion: I am very bad at cube but I love watching Wheeler draft it!
Pywodwagon: fable
dolphgrim: Ragavan does synergize strongly with the ruby, that is true
Pywodwagon: I love that fable
TXC2: manamorphos ?
Haroldholmes25: gotta be big elspeth
torar89: elspeth wins game
themercenary1987: My guess too @txc2
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Flyingdelorion: LOL
EmmaPartlow: Oooh, a piece of Vista
TXC2: !dragonshield
mumboo_jumbo: hey! im actually dying as Im drafting with yoooou guys!
Pywodwagon: @mumboo_jumbo close the stream!
themercenary1987: Take the isle?
mumboo_jumbo: have closed byee
TXC2: mumboo_jumbo good luck
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themercenary1987: What is this, Mono Red Cube?
raulghoulia: Wheeler or the Big Bopper?
spaceripples: you were talking about skateboarding earlier which is big RDW energy thanks to Sam
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Coinman1863: Barrowgoyf still being here is an insult to the goyf.
torar89: goyf wheeling is interesting
themercenary1987: RIP AND TEAR
Mangledpixel: hello, yes?
TalpTheScot: @themercenary1987 doom secret lair when
Coinman1863: Horses time.
powerflapjack: fourth ligma
TXC2: IMO the old boarder was always bad
EOstby: The Linus
TXC2: (except for black)
EmmaPartlow: Retro Frame has been over-done now, to the point it has lost its charm
jimber_jam: yeah modern old border is just off for some reason
EOstby: *Lingus (stupid autocorrect)
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torar89: how's thor in cube? Haven't seen this new card included before
Coinman1863: I like second mox personally, and it's also white
Pywodwagon: I love greeting death
themercenary1987: Big Grizz!
themercenary1987: Someones gonna reanimate that grizz and live their best life
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Pywodwagon: chain of smaug
drewm1022: So how we gonna fuck this pig?
TXC2: there's always one slow drafter at every table
TXC2: speaking of wheels!
torar89: wowwwww
Pywodwagon: holy shit
Kentosaurus: who passes a mox
TXC2: 4 mox babee!
TalpTheScot: do we have an infinity gauntlet for all these gems?
drewm1022: Someone who opens a lotus.
KhazzyB: PeepoRiot
torar89:
opal for 5 mox
Kentosaurus: @drewm1022 oh that's fair
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Stardackk: oh god
Haroldholmes25: wheeler coming for his own mods
TalpTheScot: good lord
torar89: pffffft
TXC2: Savage
petey_vonwho: How dare you like something we don't like?!
30teracyte: Jesus
powerflapjack: "THE MTG AESTHETIC!"
super731: banger bit
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Scarbble: wheeler's feeling punchy today and i love it
glitched_goddess: clearly you’re just shills bought by wizards and hide your association to trick people out of their money /s
TXC2: !card strangle
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themercenary1987: Well there goes the potential bandai sponsorship!
Kid_Amn: land, mox mox mox mox, twist, easy game
torar89: mind twist cuz it feels fun to cast
super731: the mental image of all the one piece local players checking in with their parole officers between rounds
themercenary1987: 5 colour mono red?
Stardackk: it does in paper
Pywodwagon: nelly watched me mid-event crash out try to fetch the wrong land like 3 times in a row in toronto
themercenary1987: Could you make a canlander draft cube?
Kid_Amn: One Piece players don't exist, they just compare their crypto portfolios and whoever has lost the most to shitcoin that week gets the win out of pity
Sibwow: @themercenary1987 is that not just vintage cube
Kentosaurus: ^
TalpTheScot: the original is a vault somewhere
TXC2: that baby saying "why was I born!"
Pywodwagon: he's in because they can't put more actually good red cards in the cube
dolphgrim: Pretty sure I saw that baby on Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator...🤔
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googoltudoris: hey wheeler your updog is showing
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EvilBadman: the youths yearn for the mtgo
dolphgrim: Nelson, let's use this opportunity to teach them now!
TXC2: there are much worse things to expose children to then swear words
googoltudoris: the youths also yearn for the pottymouths
themercenary1987: Family chirppin time?
Sibwow: you also don’t want your kids swearing incorrectly
spaceripples: mtg
doubleo21: one piece
powerflapjack: there it is
luckyalien013: OMG they announced a Cocomelon movie
KhazzyB: game knights... not even once
powerflapjack: get your kids started on the good shit
powerflapjack: vinland saga
Strebenherz: i know why roblox is a yikes, what is cocomelon?
luckyalien013: Sorry they announced a fucking Cocomelon movie*
TXC2:
"son, this is a NARUTO house!"
TXC2: NOW?!
noSmokeFire: that was a time traveler
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: did he somehow miss Lassie?
kayamek: Back in my days dog only played sports
raulghoulia: scooby doo erasure
Kentosaurus: Has he not heard of loony tunes?
northish: There's no rules against a dog in basketball :shrug:
TXC2: fucking Droopy dog erasure
powerflapjack: my dad's response to rise of the planet of the apes was "that's a lot of monkeys! where did they get so many monkeys?! WHERE DID THEY GET A GORILLA?!"
glitched_goddess: it’d be suddenly if you were a vampire
googoltudoris: shit, i STILL feel bad for dragging my granddad to cats vs dogs and that was like 25 years ago
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my dad absolutely LOVED Cats vs Dogs, no lie
ArtDecoSunburn: I tend to err on the side of letting kids read widely, but discussing and contextualizing. I was reading Thackery, Faulkner, and Nabokov as a kid.
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Scarbble: serrrrrrrge
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VanGoyo90: @strebenherz Cocomelon is very popular channel of kids videos designed to draw all their attention and not provide anything substantive
dolphgrim: So glad we keep the mtgo sounds on in this house
powerflapjack: talking paw patrol and game knights, only the worst over here
Strebenherz: @VanGoyo90 does it rate above or below caillou?
Strebenherz: so to speak
dolphgrim: Hang in there, Nelson. The sounds can't hurt you. 🥺
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson I remember you not only have human children, you have a dog and you might have a parrot right? Did the parrot teach the dog to talk?
VanGoyo90: Way below lol
themercenary1987: Oh actual question/recommendation have you seen Young Ladies Dont Play Fighting Games? As a fighting games player I have never been more called out!
ArtDecoSunburn: All I know about "Paw Patrol" is the SNL sketch: "We fired all the first responders and turned all the city's fire and police response over to six talking dogs?!"
Strebenherz:
@VanGoyo90 pardon, how the BUS does something rate below caillou 
powerflapjack: get the buster bars
TXC2: Caillou has to meet standards and practice, Internet stuff doesn't
Strebenherz: fair
MikeProvencher: We got that dog in us now.
EmmaPartlow: vibrance is paw patrol send message
nevyn666:
@MikeProvencher dammit beat me too it 
spaceripples:
@EmmaPartlow no that means ACAB includes Vibrance 
drewm1022:
That screwed me attacking into that new dwarf that makes you pay 1 per creature on arena yesterday. I just clicked through the pay button. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler is "babing" MTGO like Eris says babe to Melinoe
powerflapjack: the fact that Gau of all FF6 characters is the one that's good in vintage cube
imlostnconfused: hey chat hey ben and nelly i finally got mythic in arena for the fist time
Thefluffiestguineapig: For a very strange reference
Strebenherz: @drewm1022 oh the "we have propaganda at home" dwarf
Kentosaurus: @imlostnconfused congrats
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drewm1022: @Strebenherz Yeah I had a 4 drop and suddenly had only 3 mana lol.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz That made me slightly ill to read
TXC2:
hello imlostnconfused congrats, I struggle to get into gold
ArtDecoSunburn: @imlostnconfused Congrats.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Same!
as_ever_ellesandra: I hit mythic Once, it was by accident in WOE
Thefluffiestguineapig: But genuinely congrats
PhuzNutz: Jeebus, that's like 10 years ago
as_ever_ellesandra: belittle everyone
Pywodwagon: my mom hit mythic multiple times
as_ever_ellesandra: (this is a bit obviously)
Pywodwagon: its not hard
Pywodwagon: its just a grinder test
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I managed to hit mythic with my own BW Knights brew back during Eldraine 1
TXC2:
if I played Arena that much in one day I'd go insane, and I play Arena every day
BraveOthello: As someone bad ad MTG it is in fact hard and y'all aren't taking your skill level seriously
as_ever_ellesandra: Wait a Minute *I* suck at this game
ArtDecoSunburn: Presumably if you lost every match you couldn't hit mythic?
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, dain lord of the iron hills is some nonsense
Pywodwagon: my mom does also have a positive win rate against Benjamin Wheeler in Magic The Gathering though so maybe shes goated
XavusGaming: Agreed. You need to be able to play, but it's more about number of games than quality of games, and you're not "climbing" by playing against only better players, but other players playing as often as you.
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TXC2:
I don't suck at the game, the matchmaker does
themercenary1987: Im a mediocre person woth mediocre skill, rank games have never interested me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello As someone who can't climb out of bronze in draft, YUP
googoltudoris: i hit diamond with BRO myrel soldiers, but kept getting sheo'd too much to make mythic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Thanks, I am not happy about that (not you, just propaganda in standard)
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig From Edith Hamilton?
Raincoast_Bear: Hey LRRunners & Chat! How's it going today?
KhazzyB: I think that your average *invested* Magic player believes they are worse than most of the other invested Magic players they are around without realizing they are already in the top 5 to 10% of all players playing
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig fair. at least it's legendary so people can't stack dains?
BraveOthello: @KhazzyB Basically this
Thefluffiestguineapig: The other issue is you need to have the collection to put together decks to respond to stuff and not have your deck get cycled out in big swaths
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Hades 2
TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear welcome
powerflapjack: damn baby
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ahh.
ArtDecoSunburn: @KhazzyB Interesting point. I wonder what the base line between those categories in. Invested players sleeve their cards, perhaps?
Pywodwagon: turn after we can start fableling the overlord
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Isn't there some card that makes a token of a legendary that isn't legendary from a recent set?
n3ther: Exodia... Obliterate!
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HarmonisedMelody:
Oooh, a MtG
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BraveOthello: RIP that twink
noSmokeFire: @BraveOthello a new one?
as_ever_ellesandra: seazy peazy has a wow account?
TXC2: any 20 something man
KhazzyB:
@ArtDecoSunburn I mean, if someone is watching a vintage cube stream at 1:30pm on a Wednesday they are definitely invested 
Scarbble: oh that kind of twink
Rootpotato: any vaguely attractive relatively thin person
meowzhuxi: When I was much younger I was in a guild of level 29 WoW characters called "twinks R us" and we just didn't know
XerinRosewood: Always heard that as smurfing
ArtDecoSunburn: @KhazzyB Ha!
TXC2: so it's like smurfing ?
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig offhand idk, but probably. that said standard feels too fast paced with so much nonsense at the moment, combos feel.. slow almost? versus "oh hey here's a bigbutt green dino trample" or some nonsense. That said, good idea, i kinda want to look into that now
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahahaha
BraveOthello: Saw that coming
ContingentCat: Happy pride, I got here at the right time
Strebenherz: happy pride
super731: good setup
Scarbble: good joke streamer
themercenary1987: Why that over smurfing/sugar-partnering?
IbunWest: I know there was a time where BGs gave you experience so you couldn't twink anymore. I don't know if they undid that change since
KhazzyB: but 29 AB though
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as_ever_ellesandra: WSG Maxxing
torar89: misery to hand off overlord?
Ghostwispher: copy overlord, take harvester kill epicure
as_ever_ellesandra: that does also work yeah
super731: yeah theres a couple of ways to make this omelet
as_ever_ellesandra: watch out if we start doing impressions otherwise this abundance is going to want a slice
AugmentingPath: you can get the vibrance back again with Overlord on the attack and evoke towards face twice for the kill, right?
cmdrud87:
It was very nice to meet Wheeler last month in Amsterdam 
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TXC2:
MichaelSnowbird 
Pywodwagon: just point nethergoyf like auslander
EvilBadman: til I */*+1?
Vandristine: Me when I see Smokey
EJGRgunner: Dear Drs. LRR, given your extensive experience working in the field of comedy, whether it be improv, written, parody, satire, etc. And given your keen understanding of things like timing, irony, and other important aspects of humorous performances, I come to you to ask this question: why do so many mapmakers forget about Nee Zealand?
Juliamon: Nee
powerflapjack: good plug streamer
ExachixKitsune: Nee
KhazzyB: !spelling
EJGRgunner: damnit
theambivalentagender: Nee
as_ever_ellesandra: reminds me I should update 6 drop cube
FurthestChunk: Nee
as_ever_ellesandra: I have after a demonic consultation for barrowgoyf
Coinman1863: I've done it in cube a few times to not kill myself from decking lol
super731: yeah usually in cube they die before you get close to milling out
as_ever_ellesandra: 10 cards left not much left to mill
TXC2: "we are the Maori who say Nee nee nee!"
GodofMuffins: 3 mox draft strat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hearing "_____card is a MAY" just reminds me of that Judge's Tower stream, I had to watch that in chunks because it reminds me of certain types of tests where it gives you answers none of which make sense unless you do the problem in a way no one in an actual situation does
Pywodwagon: magic originalist
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pywodwagon Like the Constitution literalists
super731: we play INTERUPTS in this house
TXC2: "what do you mean MDFC? "
as_ever_ellesandra: hell yeah hell yeah
powerflapjack: in the beginning the LORD said "yea, let there be mana sources" and yea there was mana sources and yea they were countered
MrPipboy3000: How do you even know if you're alive if your mana doesn't burn!?
Pywodwagon: thumpiny
Tattybojangles69: Short for Thumpalina
bbblehh: What are we going back to Bloomburrow or something
Scarbble: the bunny from bambi transitioned?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @super731 "How dare you try to date someone who says mana burn is not a valid judge call"
Sorator13:
@Scarbble
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Thumpiny is one of those names that sounds really modern but actually appeared in an old myth
earthmoververa: beautiful morning to be me
TXC2: Thumpiny one of them 1800's ladies names like Constancy or Prudence
TXC2: *Contastce
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Or the men named Madison
as_ever_ellesandra: screaming nemesis slowly turning into a corn coub
theambivalentagender: @TXC2 Constance?
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig exactly
varmintx0: Timothy Olyphant?
powerflapjack: chainsaw the moleman
powerflapjack: oh dear...
TXC2: theambivalentagender yes, spellcheck screwed me twice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @as_ever_ellesandra Screaming Nemesis can sit on a corn cob instead. That card is not ok
Pywodwagon: monkey plus phoenix is kinda hot
Pywodwagon: and we have the elephant in the graveyard
Strebenherz: ragavan deserves only the finest shadow realm'ing
EmmaPartlow: Good Moleman to you, too
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Pywodwagon Literally since it would be on fire 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EmmaPartlow M'moleman
TXC2: "Hans Moleman presents: Man getting hit by chainsaw"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 GDI that got me, I chuckled
super731: why are the moles covered in pee
Strebenherz: @super731 idk i don't kinkshame the moles
earthmoververa: yucky ucky moloids
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hand it to a player like me and you will cringe into next year watching it lose
drewm1022: Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sakura Tribe Elder.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @drewm1022 It could be the eves of the Sakura Tribe Elder, you don't know
mumboo_jumbo: benny wheels FYI i drafted artifacts thanks to a p1p1 tolarian lol
bbblehh: Oh that's a fun bestow interaction that I've never thought about before
Diabore: yeah evidence is not escape
drewm1022: Troo troo.
TXC2: this is your reminder that humans existed before Adam and Eve
Pywodwagon: WHAT
Pywodwagon: oh right 4/6
Pywodwagon: I thought it was a 4/5 like a sane magic card
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 And that gay penguins are sometimes better parents
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig they sure are
Thefluffiestguineapig: This deck is not strong against Ugin, although few decks are if they can cast it
zelukester: love how many t1 Gau's we've gotten so far
bbblehh: Kid named Gau
couchboyj: Thou thou thou
dolphgrim: "no birds is pretty sick" - me, a small bug
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dolphgrim No birds might mean large bug
dolphgrim: @Thefluffiestguineapig 😮😬
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bbblehh: Eminence or Grandeur
dr_petrichor: You mean grandeur I think
dr_petrichor: delusions of eminence
the_garfielf: "pushing glasses through head* think you would mean granduer not eminence
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Other fun fact: Grandpa cats taking care of kittens is something they have been observing in colonies of feral cats where they will watch multiple litters at a time.
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig dawww
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig neat!
meowzhuxi: You got to untap! Things are looking up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyways, back to MtG!
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun nelson, wheeler. Romancing necks I see.
Pywodwagon: love doing this mid combat
FurthestChunk: you'd have to be at home, streaming vintage cube
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Nelly I was rewatching old CtS episodes and you had to mute because apparently you might have an actual parrot?
as_ever_ellesandra: "we put on pants this morning, we've already made the biggest mistake"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @as_ever_ellesandra As someone who wears scrubs, sometimes if the pants are comfy it's ok
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cheating is against the rules.
FurthestChunk: @Dread_Pirate_Westley damn, fr?
CuteTeaGoat: Nah, i changed the rules
TXC2: only if the rules are actually enforced
XerinRosewood: What's the best deck in hobbit draft?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 See *gestures at world* SO BACK TO MTG
TXC2: ^
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Diabore: what if mountain?
XerinRosewood: I'm going to be running a hobbit draft and we're actually doing a bracket so I want to try hard juuuust a little
Flamennight: as someone who doesn't really know how to evaluate limited enviors, why was hobbit dooky?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Did James walk by the office?
Diabore: inb4 tithe
the_garfielf: adamant
Flamennight: adament
Diabore: ^
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adamant
Scarbble: adamant yeah
Campos350: Adamant
VrolikSyndrome: Gottem
EmmaPartlow: got eeem
Diabore: outmuscle
the_garfielf: clockwork servant my beloved
Scarbble: glad they used it on this and not bofur
DrChillbrain: slaying fire is kind of cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: Clockwork servant
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Forbidden Fruit
ghizmou: the green giant saw play in green stompy
petey_vonwho: They saw limited play, which is all that matters
Campos350: Unbreakable formation
the_garfielf: limited is the only real magic in my heart
superdude097: People played Clockwork Servant in Gladiator for about 15 monites!
TXC2: Campos350 that's the one I was thinking of thank you
petey_vonwho: Exactly!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I played it in Arena because I started playing during WOE
superdude097: *minutes
DrChillbrain: man remember gladiator
DrChillbrain: i miss gladiator
XerinRosewood: Even Russet wolves?
the_garfielf: @superdude097 i actually bet i registered it for a GG
Thefluffiestguineapig: So constructed I had very few cards to choose from
QuixoticScrivener: cries in Ral's Vanguard
TXC2: DrChillbrain as a brawl player, I wish we got gladiator instead of competitive brawl
XerinRosewood: Yo what's the best deck in hobbit draft?
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TXC2: !card ral's vanguard
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Rip tim russert.
Diabore: yeaaaah
EmmaPartlow: Crude Bent Blade dot dek
XerinRosewood: I got two party in my prerelease
Diabore: thranduils company also very strong, even if UG isnt great
TXC2:
based on exactly 2 reddit posts, the dancing bears card is busted
MikeProvencher: The best deck in Hobbit I've seen is the mostly Mono-Green landfall deck that Jim Davis played earlier today. Absolutely disgusting stuff.
as_ever_ellesandra: the slice is pretty good as well, glad to have good murder
meestacalf: unexpected party is the only reason I won a prerelease
EvilBadman: You don't think I'd want a sliiice?
Diabore: @meestacalf cards, pardon my french, fucked
the_garfielf: yummy yum pizza slice
EvilBadman: pizza for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wanted to ask what do you think about "key to the side door" is it too high costed for what it does for constructed play or going to see any play
gganley1: give me that za, I could eat just about anything
ekplayscards: what's up gamers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So far, my experience is more removal > less removal.
TXC2: hello ekplayscards welcome
CrossXhunteR: im glad wheelers brain poison is spreading
gganley1: they found the line
Mr_Horrible: so close
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Mr_Horrible: a clip is a *kind* of cut
as_ever_ellesandra: add an extra copy to the archive
Mr_Horrible: "as if it never happened, my liege"
TXC2: "so what's you favourite Death row record?" "I love of all them"
CrossXhunteR: this number of lands is where we want to be, right
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is James in the hall?
Mr_Horrible: they say whenever you beat an Ajani, Nacatl Pariah, another soul is admitted into heaven
earthmoververa: went and hung out the washing and the game still going feels so good to be me
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a treat
the_garfielf: holding two techincally relevant with fable
CrossXhunteR: good spell
Mr_Horrible:
now that's a fuckin' spell 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now THAT'S a spell
TXC2: !clips
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as_ever_ellesandra: manamorphose into mana leak would be hilarious
gganley1: I think if it’s mana morphose mana drain wheeler gets another concussion
FurthestChunk: Cool Line
r10pez10: are we 5-X ?
FurthestChunk: big saw
gganley1: they lost 2 games I think
TXC2: right chat I'm off
FurthestChunk: !record
FurthestChunk: oh we don't have mtgbot here huh
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Nelson and Wheeler
CrossXhunteR: sweet, power
MikeProvencher: Nailed it.
r10pez10: you could say they were undefeated and i would believe you
CrossXhunteR: i worry there isny much "later" left
Sorator13: @TXC2 night!
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kirbyrocks: I heard bed say get on top and I'm listening again
Strebenherz: favorite star trek series wheeler?
forshamesir: There a world where you'd want Fireblast here?
gganley1: has there been a single UB set that ISNT exactly in graham’s wheelhouse?
FurthestChunk: i am sure if wheeler wants trek info, the chat can uncontrollably infodump
Sorator13: Communicate with me exclusively via semaphore
Toadkillerfrog: so not looking fwd to that particular UB set then
FurthestChunk: source: will do that sometimes but I'm trying to get better
gganley1: there isn’t an official feedback channel for lrr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mr_Horrible: "all communication must be done through an anonymized go-between using a voice changer"
Sibwow: through Bartleby
powerflapjack: all communication must go through my butler, Adam Savidan
r10pez10: i like the sports commentator bit
powerflapjack: now HERE'S a guy
Tattybojangles69: It's a bold move Cotton let's see if it pays off for him
FurthestChunk: here comes a guy
Mr_Horrible: "I like to call him barrowGOOF sometimes, just to let the audience know he's not above taking it easy"
Mr_Horrible: this is so sad, chat can we get 5 gifted?
BlueBronzor: You see how this troll looks, right?
earthmoververa: how bout I take a deadly slice?
BlueBronzor: Hungry hungry me so menacing
Tattybojangles69: You see how this double stuffed crust looks right
Tattybojangles69: It's a pretty good Hansen
r10pez10: date night nbc lmao
earthmoververa: i've only watched people explaining how he killed that one guy
MrPipboy3000: "I've got your deck list here .. let me read you some cards you put in there ... "
ghizmou: they say never meet your heroes, and with Chris Hansen, it's worth double
CaptainSpam: Next up, Play Date NBC.
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CrossXhunteR: forth eorlingas has been known to win a game or two of magic
Mr_Horrible: hey wait a second-
powerflapjack: "would you be surprised that instead of a one piece player, you ended up playing against a flesh and blood CC grinder
northish: Yeah but this one goes to eleven
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe they got Robert Pattinson to play Wheeler for this stream
CrossXhunteR: yo, cat
Tattybojangles69: So you copied a year end deck list, and you forgot to take out Gemstone Cavern
Mr_Horrible: AND the OTHER busted cat from MH3?
dolphgrim: Modern Horizons Cube
Mr_Horrible: c'mooooon
forshamesir: We got MH3'd, hate to see it
earthmoververa: nah always keep the gemstone
FurthestChunk: we love losing to mardu design mistakes around here
earthmoververa: draw better
powerflapjack: this is sounding less like chris hanson and more like columbo
Sorator13: hey now, don't underestimate red elemental blast
super731: you kinda sound like nic cage in spider noire
saintguard: I'm hearing Rod Serling if he hosted an MtG episode of Twilight Zone
FurthestChunk: oh my god
r10pez10: god he's quick
FurthestChunk: opp has every good card
gganley1: Bad beats
FurthestChunk: show nelson the video in the break
lat1n0_h0t: Man with this Chris Hansen joke, I just keep thinking about the boondocks episode lol
Juliamon: It's a great time to check the Discord for the Subathon schedule 👀
CrossXhunteR: @lat1n0_h0t i like to call him chris handsome
lat1n0_h0t: @CrossXhunteR I like, I want you, and im gonna have you.
lat1n0_h0t: Damn messed it up lol
Dog_of_Myth: It's a pretty good schedule Juliamon
Juliamon: I'm particularly looking forward to the tipsy group W+P
Strebenherz: tipsy group watch and play?
dolphgrim: I like Nelson's impression
EmmaPartlow: the midrange trophy
GhostValv: dang that got dark
couchboyj: I never did get a slice of that 3-0
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XerinRosewood: You guys like cube, wanna see the 1000 card cube I built?
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earthmoververa: once sat in the arena cube queue for 90 minutes
exeJayce:
oh man I just saw the subathon schedule and it looks fantastic, I can't wait
Strebenherz: @XerinRosewood got a link handy?
XerinRosewood: Aye
gucciottok: Flash+Occulus megacombo
FurthestChunk: flash in the witherbloom...
MikeProvencher: Redheadavan.
lat1n0_h0t: Hipster Nelson
lat1n0_h0t: He knew the bear before everyone else
Strebenherz: @XerinRosewood i'll take a look through this, finding it interesting so far
FurthestChunk: what did you think was going to happen, when you opened Gaea's Cradle as the best card in the pack?
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VrolikSyndrome: needs more rumble in the larynx
r10pez10: toad from mario kart saying "what did you think would happen"
gucciottok: Torsten def didn't wheel
RatherLargeToad:
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Dr_fragenstien: aw heck yeah time for one of my favorite mtg streams
dolphgrim: Wheeler is dying ever since the big boshining...
realbadatthis_: he has been too busy being the Boshi
Dr_fragenstien: i agree with the 15 lander with the two land cyclers
r10pez10: blue wheeler isn't real and can't hurt me
Dr_fragenstien: i only caught the tail end of it, but it was great
powerflapjack: HELL yeah
EvilBadman: He played until he was blue in the face, and then some more
dolphgrim: Everyone clapped
cherryblossomchef: @r10pez10 that wasn't blue wheeler it was boshi wym
General_Pants: dont google wheeler facepaint controversy
Dr_fragenstien: colloidal silver my beloved
Strebenherz: wheeler smurfs ao3 let's go
Sorator13: the blue man group would like a word, Wheeler
ghizmou: there s more hits for smurfs than avatar
FurthestChunk: but I've been saving up all my money to get the navi surgery
RatherLargeToad: It was more of a Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine look
FurthestChunk: where you get stretched and painted blue
Tattybojangles69: @ghizmou You know how this looks right
krezor0: Sir, i'll have you know my liege lord has blue blood and shall be offended
MikeProvencher: It's not called Kentucky Bluegrass for nothing.
gualdhar: Ben: *sees redneck family* "I'm about to do the funniest thing..."
whitefirecomix: Blue lives... ... ... never mind
ghizmou: @Tattybojangles69 Sorry for showing off my culture
EvilBadman: Avatar rule 34 redirects to James Cameron's wiki
powerflapjack: jesus wheeler, lmao
r10pez10: did the collar arrive
Dr_fragenstien: that's how you know it's grabbable
Strebenherz: "cosplay"
ContingentCat: sure "cosplay"
Dr_fragenstien: they forget there's water inbetween you and them
NorthArc: yo blued youreself?
Sorator13: WHEELER
Dr_fragenstien: sucked the sea men out of your yellow submarine
Strebenherz: he smurf my submarine until i....
earthmoververa: yoooo they got the wurm? basass
FurthestChunk: basass
FurthestChunk: deal with my wurms three
r10pez10: i hope h2r is in the cube
HadesLeprechaun: cool ass yoshi
HadesLeprechaun: with sunglasses and spiked collar
Dr_fragenstien: terrifying, never show me your phone again
Bruceski: Boshi is basically Wa-Yoshi. Punk Yoshi
EvilBadman: us?
Dr_fragenstien: hisssssss
powerflapjack: i was going to say "is it the outdoors?"
ContingentCat: AHHHH
FurthestChunk: i was genuinely typing "a job application??"
gualdhar: jokes on you my AI blocks job applications!
lamina5432: terrifying
MikeProvencher: Job application? Just storm into the office, shake the hand of the boss, and demand they let you work for free.
forshamesir: Mario RPG has some cool dudes, big fan of Hinopio
gualdhar: a stick of deodorant?
MikeProvencher: Contract from Below?
FurthestChunk: yeah a job application is more terrifying for the rodeo
kayamek: UB
FallenRedKing: child support payments?
ItsaMeTanio: the MSRP of a UB booster box
FurthestChunk: ooh how about the eyes of the cashier at the supermarket
ContingentCat: or too gay for unplanned kids
EvilBadman: Or, no kids
whitefirecomix:
powerflapjack: i mean... i have a cat
lamina5432: a good one would be a calendar with 8 sets releasing next year
Rootpotato: i know multiple divorced people in lrr
couchboyj: The unplanned is doing some heavy lifting there
Dr_fragenstien: it makes it hard for them to show up unplanned however. Usually you have to want them if you're gay
ContingentCat: I mean lesbians are sure to find a way sometimes yeah
ContingentCat: *someday
gualdhar: a way to buy their own uhaul
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ContingentCat: lol not wrong
afterlanterns: lmao
Valoopy: I mean *unplanned* kids are hard at any level of gayness
FurthestChunk: they're only hard if you don't date trans people get it twisted
super731: me pulling up the local adoption center on door dash looking for gabies
ContingentCat: @FurthestChunk I try but too many of them are poly or too young in my area
EvilBadman: thumplies or whatever?
asthanius: final fantasy ass kid name
FurthestChunk: @asthanius the hell's an ass-kid
asthanius: @FurthestChunk baby donkey
Dr_fragenstien: fortnite in MTG? more likely than you think
Jethrain: All games are now one game
unleashenlightenment: good evening from Europe
earthmoververa: good morning from aotearoa new zealand
FurthestChunk: Hell yeah
VrolikSyndrome: Kid's off to a good start.
Flamennight: that's awesome
unleashenlightenment: speaker can draw us a card ye?
r10pez10: damn the macros
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Dr_fragenstien: ghost salad
StrykerBoh: Void Salad
r10pez10: don't clip that
e_bloc: thank god we finally moved on to a more reliable measure of high-quality streams: Generative AI
r10pez10: yeah then people wanted to show off their cool background stuff
Sorator13: @r10pez10 uhhhhhhh... too late?
EvilBadman: Boxes with like a staged nerd cabinet make streams more welcoming, I guess?
glitched_goddess: what kind of salad tho
dpj2009:
Go Nelly 
e_bloc: you're right, it has 7
Sorator13: I can't quite see what that writing "on" wheeler's salad is
r10pez10: wheeler yelling from the back is very funny
Sorator13: but there's definitely some writing showing up there
e_bloc: Wheeler literally back-seating
afterlanterns: the green screen removes spatial context, so you can have fun and look shrunken next to your coplayer
Sorator13: ohhh, it's the shortcut/keybind text for mtgo, I see
dpj2009: Sir Billion let's go
e_bloc: dont google slam probe
glitched_goddess: oh damn that sounds awesome
ContingentCat: sounds good
Sorator13: feta + dried cranberries on salad is underrated
r10pez10: boshi cheese
e_bloc: my kid could probably crush a dozen apples in a day
glitched_goddess: better a dozen apples than a dozen bags of chips lol
e_bloc: absolutely
dolphgrim: @e_bloc -me sending my child to the cider mill for some day work.
raulghoulia: Put. That. Salad. Down. I'm here from Mitch and Murray
e_bloc:
@dolphgrim 
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was trapped giving all the chin scritches to a kitty so I wasn't able to say that your kid sounds like they are the most Canlander drafter and a hilarious person Nelly, and the collecting just to collect is something I did with Pokemon cards
e_bloc: raspberries are the best fruit
ContingentCat: raspberries are incredible
glitched_goddess: I wish I could still find unsweetened dried cranberries.
Sorator13: berries are great for fiber, yeah
dolphgrim: @e_bloc 🤣
r10pez10: he's raspberry posting again
Sibwow: been big into plums lately
Thefluffiestguineapig: And that salad also sounded delicious
EvilBadman: mango man here
e_bloc: bananas- great
Stardackk: been loving peaches recently
Sorator13: I'm not a fan of most melons, for whatever reason
e_bloc: all melons are good melons
dpj2009: This corner guy can really entertain
MrPipboy3000: Canteloupe is the money melon
EvilBadman: @Stardackk good time for it
ContingentCat: watermelon has been this summer's hyperfixation it's so good
r10pez10: canteloupe at cons, got it
unleashenlightenment: fun’s over, tef5 here
FartingRyno: cantaloupe is S+ tier fruit
CrossXhunteR: can i get more salad in the mic. i need to fully experience it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Untrue, rotten melon is nausea inducing
xantos69: What the heck is this?
NorthArc: Team Big Nelson vs Team Smol Wheeler
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@r10pez10 $5 worth of cantaloupe 
glitched_goddess: ursine monstrosity was my nickname in high school
dpj2009: Catdog combo
FurthestChunk: known cat, a corgi
xantos69: May be in trouble
Dr_fragenstien: if they block with birds they lose their blue
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FurthestChunk Counterpoint: husky
ContingentCat: gesundheit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Huskies can be VERY cat like
e_bloc: pride does go before a fall
CrossXhunteR: what sort of dressing on this salad
dpj2009: He's back
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather is the GOAT
Sorator13: don't google benjamin wheeler misophonia controversy
googoltudoris: smack smack smack
glitched_goddess: pomegranate rocks
r10pez10: i do like watching two magic players ate tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds delicious, your taste in salad confirmed good
EvilBadman: @Sorator13 keep feedin' that horse
Stardackk: !card ursine monstrosity
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unleashenlightenment: they have no blue if they block
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asthanius: monstrosity is also indestructible so deluge doesn't kill it with marked damage
FurthestChunk: @asthanius gr8 b8 m8
e_bloc: toxic deluge should really hit planeswalkers
ContingentCat:
thanks Nelly 
CrossXhunteR: bye nelson
earthmoververa: woooooo
Sorator13: thanks Nelly!
asthanius: @FurthestChunk I mean if Nadu blocks, Deluge won't kill it
Iam3DHomer: bye Nelson
Stardackk: o7
blasterprime: wooo nelson!
Flamennight: by nelly
FurthestChunk: bye nelly!
unleashenlightenment: wooooo
dpj2009: We love you Nelly
kayamek: bye
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thanks Nelly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Escaping just in time
glitched_goddess: now we can be the bad luck!
drroxorphd: What did you think would happen?
EvilBadman: Why don't you take a seat here, at the island
FurthestChunk: flash Nadu, how daring
googoltudoris: wheeler- graham's been shoving WHAT into you?
Stardackk: eh its a DB account, burn those points
xantos69:
50 Bits
Stardackk: mhm
asthanius: doner baby
e_bloc: camera's ready, prepare for flash
dpj2009: Time to push dmg
r10pez10: you won't be alone, you'll have mulbr
asthanius: nelson is a pacifist
EvilBadman: Nelson
EvilBadman: lol
FurthestChunk: Nelson how do you live like this
AkiraBalance27: Nelsons gonna be wondering why it takes so long
dpj2009: I play storm so I have stops on each one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson probably doesn't play MtGO
afterlanterns: you know how this looks, right?
r10pez10: he might just manually do it
Thefluffiestguineapig:
10/10 for last text
Juliamon: 'inoffensive' and 'doritos' don't belong in the same sentence
e_bloc: its a paternelson account, never stops
offbeatwitch: why don't i take a slice
asthanius: he just played multiple games without adding stops, he has no excuse
FurthestChunk: what would you think would happen, as you pass through your combat?
EvilBadman: @Juliamon all right, gordon ramsey
offbeatwitch: i bet you weren't expecting such a hungry guy
Flamennight: minsc and BOOOO
Dr_fragenstien: im so mad those showed up at my supermarket and I went "I'll try then next time" then they disappeared
Trymantha: Doritos are fine
ContingentCat: good call really
meestacalf: I love purple doritos
googoltudoris: chatter here, with a food take- tacos are good
r10pez10: but it's whopper wednesday
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earthmoververa: i personally don't enjoy them but I forgive you
FurthestChunk: i prefer wooper wednesday
e_bloc: food take, enjoy the foods you enjoy, dont yuck someones literal yum
Stardackk: red carrots are awful
Sibwow: food take: the yellow snow isn’t as good as the white snow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc ^This, the only reason you should say "please don't eat that" is if you can't have it in your presence without a life threatening reaction
Dr_fragenstien: someone hates flavor
FurthestChunk: unless you're making fun of the British, you get a pass
glitched_goddess: if there’s a Burger King that infers the existence of a burger Vizier or burger eunuch.
e_bloc: I think some food takes are bad, but execution seems like an overreaction
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spawnofhastur: British has plenty of great food that they stole from other people
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xantos69: Tell Gordan Ramsay that British food is bad.
asthanius: okay but they have a dish called pea wet and haven't changed the name
Dr_fragenstien: that reminds me I should try making a yorkshire pudding sometime
e_bloc: if you count English Indian food, that slaps
unleashenlightenment: naw man the continent just disses the island because we can
Trymantha: British food i s great I love a butter chiken or a tikka
Thefluffiestguineapig: @asthanius To be fair it is literally the water from canned peas
e_bloc: good chefs borrow, great chefs steal
Sibwow: that’s true you’re the wokest eater around
FurthestChunk: as a Brit i give you the pass today
spawnofhastur: Fish and chips is technically fusion cuisine coming from Sephardic Jewish immigrants
Dr_fragenstien: I do think how brittian's national dish is westernized indian food
Dr_fragenstien: is funny
Trymantha: @asthanius its all wet no pea
asthanius: @Thefluffiestguineapig which is a terrible dish in and of itself
glitched_goddess: British food is a spectrum. on one hand you have tikka. on the other you have starry eye pie
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @asthanius Yes, but that doesn't make all British food terrible
meestacalf: why is it or planewswalker thats so messed up
spawnofhastur: also jellied eels
xantos69: I mean... America took the Pizza and said, stand back Italy we got this.
e_bloc: the purest form of flattery
FurthestChunk: consume a chip butty and tell me england sees the light of god
gualdhar: no, I don't think the food Britain brought from its oppressed colonies counts as British food. Now excuse me while I, an American, eat this burrito as big as my head
exeJayce: man I would love to try genuine Italian food, it looks SO good
asthanius: vamp for forest lfg
Trymantha: @FurthestChunk now i want a chip butty
Dr_fragenstien:
e_bloc: british indian food isnt real indian food anyway
spawnofhastur: @FurthestChunk as an aussie chip sammiches are great you're fucking wilding
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@gualdhar Yes, let's logically extend that argument
FurthestChunk: @spawnofhastur no it is great but there is no way god smiles upon it
spawnofhastur: @e_bloc in that it's mostly bangladeshi and pakistani immigrants rather than indian ones
dolphgrim: This man's got to get to skateboard camp to teach 3rd shift
spawnofhastur: i like how japanese curry is twice removed from its origin in india
e_bloc: technically, the UK was part of Pangea once, and so was Indian. so all food is British food QED
r10pez10: what next? carrots weren't originally orange?
e_bloc: okay sorry I was not clear
googoltudoris: i think modern british food still bears some trauma of wartime/post-wartime rationing, but has largely recovered. but if you're gonna make fun of beans on toast you also gotta be ok with people making fun of grits or midwest white people being allergic to salt
spawnofhastur: Japanese curry is based on English curry
e_bloc: UK Indian food and Indian food in India are not the same
e_bloc: both are very good though
Sibwow: grits are bad
exeJayce: ooh I just saw Liliana, always loved the art on that card
Thefluffiestguineapig: @googoltudoris I am ok with both of those things and do that as someone from Ohio
EvilBadman: Real twisted stuff, change his avatar
spawnofhastur: @googoltudoris i'll be honest i don't understand grits
FurthestChunk: well yeah ones here and the other's over there
e_bloc: yeah I meant that, I did not mean that it was not "real indian food"
r10pez10: oh yeah what avatars does he have lmao
glitched_goddess: I mean like if you ignore the history of those people who brought over the food. like Americanized Chinese food has a very fascinating cultural history that so often gets ignored
FurthestChunk: change one keybind
EvilBadman: welp,
xantos69: I have always felt the claim that "This particular kind of food BeLoNgS to this particular culture" was inherently kind of gate keeping. Who cares where something originated. Let people innovate and trade ideas. Just make good food.
dolphgrim: NICEEEEE
zuha91: less than 4 mins
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:
Dr_fragenstien: @glitched_goddess funnily enough americanized chineese food is growing in china now as US students return home and bring the craving back with them
e_bloc:
spawnofhastur: Italian-American cuisine is what happens when you get a bunch of poor Italians and move them to a country where they have access to cheap meat
baltimore_667083: grilled cheese
spawnofhastur: Eggplant parmigiana? shit, we'll just make it outta chicken
r10pez10: i'm glad smog combo is back
Strebenherz: oversized sodas
CrossXhunteR: imagine a burger...
Dr_fragenstien: hamburger is the most iconic for sure
exeJayce: hamburger and pizza
Juliamon: pb&j
Rootpotato: BURGER DEFINITLY
baltimore_667083: hot dog at a baseball game
FurthestChunk: hi Angel!
ToppHat: Hi angel o/
unleashenlightenment: Burger
dolphgrim: It's hot dog no question.
e_bloc: most cities talk about their pizza, so I'd say that ]
Thefluffiestguineapig: The horrible marshmallow "salad"
CrossXhunteR: wheeler said burger and an american showed up
Strebenherz: it's not exactly food but i think oversized sodas are the most explicitly american thing possible
MrPipboy3000: A crappy, dry turkey dinner
exeJayce: hi Angel!!
Sibwow: chili
QuixoticScrivener: Anything with corn.
baltimore_667083: hi angel!
dolphgrim: Hi Angel!
FurthestChunk: wheeler, shouldn't that door be closed?
trainpants: Hi Angel
r10pez10: kentucky fried chicken
unleashenlightenment: aaaangel
spawnofhastur: I'm thinking it should be a food that is native to the American continent, therefore something with corn or pumpkin.
e_bloc: from one babysitting job to another
schordash:
xantos69: @r10pez10 You right
Sibwow: the most American food is chili
Thefluffiestguineapig: @QuixoticScrivener Disagree, corn was an import
baltimore_667083:
but which barbecue style
e_bloc: probe is practically a land
exeJayce: I know around where I live in PA, everyone loves one specific brand of chips to the point they come from different states to buy them LMAO
FurthestChunk: they got blue cheese at Wendy's?
e_bloc: actually, as an America, Angel should decide
dolphgrim: My grandma used to RAVE about Wendy's salads
spawnofhastur: beej eats the whole thing
rosesmcgee: Wendy makes a good salad. I lost a 100lbs on Wendy's salad.
CrossXhunteR: baked potatoes are also good at wendys
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Angel muted?
Kezzig_: Texas style bbq is defs performatively american outside of the US, while Kansas City BBQ is the most american inside the US. I will not elaborate
ToppHat: Great N100S ep btw Ben
Mai_Andra: The meme is burger.
ToppHat: you and Serge seemed to be having a great time
exeJayce: @Kezzig_ I hate that I understood this
r10pez10: imagine a burger
MrPipboy3000: @dolphgrim My grandmother used to rave about spiders under her skin, but she had dementia, so grain of salt and all
glitched_goddess: fried chicken would be my answer.
e_bloc: AngelSMR
dolphgrim: Yeah. Do the Animatrix
spawnofhastur: Hamburger is just steak hache on a bun, smh
googoltudoris: @Kezzig_ hello i am 7th generation texan married to a KC girl, you are 100%
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the most quintessential American food is somehow both under and overseasoned and over and undercooked
FurthestChunk: autism4autism
r10pez10: the MTGO noises really make the ASMR
e_bloc: bravo
Kezzig_: @spawnofhastur read george motz hamburger book and get back to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Somehow it does
googoltudoris: @Thefluffiestguineapig so... thanksgiving turkey?
Kezzig_: @googoltudoris this is the only validation I need as a minnesotan
spawnofhastur: @Kezzig_ i'm being obtuse for comedic purposes
exeJayce: although while we're on food takes: my dumb ass loves burnt pizza, it reminds me of being a kid and getting overcooked pizza at lunch
ghyllnox: Yo is Angel a VA
e_bloc: thats a real good audiobook voice
zuha91: dope
spawnofhastur: @exeJayce a bit of charring improves pizza
Strebenherz: no jokes, y'all do good stuff.
exeJayce: I would pay to hear Angel read books
raulghoulia: who here hasn't been an architect of their own demise?
dolphgrim: Wheeler keeps interrupting and it's not fair
rosesmcgee: Mistah J!
e_bloc: I think you could do it
googoltudoris: @exeJayce have you seen tasting history's viddeo on 80s cafeteria pizza?
exeJayce: oh. that was actually really good.
ghyllnox: Very different VAs
exeJayce: @googoltudoris I have!
spawnofhastur: god i love gut
dolphgrim: Wheeler's sole imdb credit will be the voice of Koffing.
EvilBadman: Terrifying
ToppHat: ok, why is ben doing VA for Dungeon Crawler Carl
Mai_Andra: This is just Anthem...
noname1101: I'm working on a vintage cube with only cards that went through Standard at some point, and no UB. Are there any cards in sets that you think would be sick for Vintage Cube, but don't make the current power level bar?
RatherLargeToad: but can you do a vaguely Eastern European voice?
exeJayce:
and thank YOU for streaming
Kezzig_: reanimate ajani with a gut on board
Kezzig_: gross
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad Or an Aussie dolphin
dolphgrim: rip Nelson
CrossXhunteR: what did you think was going to happen
RatherLargeToad: where are we taking Trick?
Flyingdelorion: Great pitch!
googoltudoris: anyone making a game- i will buy your if the tutorial features benjamin wheeler giving *the worst* advice
EvilBadman: James has posted the full subathon schedule on the discord, btw
rentar42: Hm ... I could really go for a kaffte now ...
r10pez10: o/
Flyingdelorion: Bye!
exeJayce: LMAO bye!
googoltudoris: hello highlights!
Metric_Furlong: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth (mixed)
Metric_Furlong: Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!
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