AFK || 'Tis Mutiny #sponsored

BravelyToldGames: And Trevor from Bravely Told Games hogging the main account.
  Juliamon: As long as you're here and paying attention, we have a handy dandy chat commandy that will auto-post information at set intervals, 15 minutes sound good for you folks?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Hello BravelyToldGames and GoaMozart!
 Nigouki: question to the devs: How did you decide on "Tis Mutiny" vs "Tis Beefy" or "Tis Porky"?
GoaMozart: That would be Tis Muttony. This is different
GoaMozart: A medieval taste test adventure. can you discern various roast cuts of meat?
   LoadingReadyRun: BravelyToldGames and GoaMozart, I've set you as vip for this stream so that we can see you 
GoaMozart: Cool! we will try to be unobtrusive, but here to enjoy and clarify any rule situation
   LoadingReadyRun: @GoaMozart Quick rules question: Do you have to use Opportunities as soon as you get them, or can you save them?
GoaMozart: @Juliamon sounds good!
GoaMozart: generally as soon as you get them, but anytime. we decided on anytime because sometimes people forget
GoaMozart: but if you want to save them for strategic reasons, yes you can
   LoadingReadyRun: @GoaMozart thanks!
SnackPak_: hi everyone
BravelyToldGames: Hey SnackPak_!
GoaMozart: I'm looking forward to some betrayal
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: 25 pounds of quickly rotting fruit
  Sarah_Serinde: Knowing nothing about this game aside from the name, I can't help but think of this Longest Johns song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3FlhIydBFQ
  Sarah_Serinde: also hi chat 
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote betrayal
  LRRbot: Quote #6329: "Ben doesn't always have to be Betrayer-kun or whatever." —Kathleen [2019-08-15]
BravelyToldGames: @Sarah_Serinde  - that's a good song!
  Sarah_Serinde: And it's a ton of fun to shout at the top of your lungs at a show
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #7763: "There are no consequences!" —Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
 hyralt: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (We're checking out Tis Mutiny on tonight's #Sponsored stream! Game: Tis Mutiny - A Game of Cutthroat Cooperation) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MidgardSerpent:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Strebenherz:   
GoaMozart: @Sarah_Serinde No one knows, its a brand new game 
GrathXVI: We've got Boardgame Sign!
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chaos5896: There's treachery a foot!
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 BusTed: Hey all 🏴‍☠️
chaos5896: or should i say...mutiny? 
 hyralt: howdy busted!
SaxPython: 
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 PharaohBender27: Resubbing now so it doesn't potentially affect my total gifts next week being a multiple of 3 
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 hyralt: @PharaohBender27 why are you keeping your gifts next week a multiple of 3?
 PharaohBender27: @hyralt It's sort of my thing
  Juliamon: it's his Thing
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 kusinohki: meows
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is this game going to be like "Mutiny on the Bounty"? Lots of tossing breadplants overboard action?
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 hyralt: @PharaohBender27 TIL
 paronomasiac042: polka will never die!
SaxPython: 3^3
 hyralt: It only took me almost 8 years lol
 kusinohki: POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
BravelyToldGames: Woooooo!  Let's set sail as comrades!  I'm sure nothing will ever change that.
GoaMozart: BFFs
 kusinohki: (currently re-reading changes)
TehAmelie: it's mutiriffic!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Do you ever shake it up and do multiples of "9" since you have the whole "27" motif?
 paronomasiac042: ouphe. strength in this trying book
 PharaohBender27: Also resubbing and then refreshing stopped Twitch from clearly attempting to play an ad on top of chat but never loading 
BravelyToldGames: "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, all while shouting YARRR!": The Game.
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn A multiple of 9 is, by definition, a multiple of 3
 PharaohBender27: So yes
 kusinohki: 3^3 is 27.  get all the 3s in there...
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 True, but it's still a distinct (non-prime) number also divisible into your name. I just wondered.
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 Fancy_frenchman: 5 years going strong
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SaxPython: I hope I'm prepared
 paronomasiac042: illidan lied. i'm prepared
TehAmelie: multiples of 3 are synasthetically pleasant to me
TheAinMAP:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Strebenherz: ahoy hoy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TehAmelie: ahoy!
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: gahoy!
SnackPak_: yarr
Shadowsoflife: ARG
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent, I was wondering if we'd get outfits 
BravelyToldGames: Yarrr! Wonderful!
 exeJayce: omg there's a wild Dale on tonight too =O
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 DigitalSeahorse: Japanese Pirate?
 RatherLargeToad: LRRGG
Shadowsoflife: RRRR
ihlendrax: L arr arr….
 Diabore: i think matt might have gotten on the wrong ship
StringCheeseRiot: LRRRRRRR
SaxPython:  
 ralphthellama: deep cut!
BravelyToldGames: What a fine crew!
SaxPython: Cucumber life
TehAmelie: vikings are just pirates with beards
 betweenmyself: “Ye wouldn’t download a car would ye, ye scurvy dog?”
 RatherLargeToad: fiddle Dee Dee
 kusinohki: was I supposed to watch "how to talk like a pirate" before stream??
Morrigan9: is it time for crab?
 e_bloc: 
SnackPak_: ooo
 hyralt: @exeJayce Dale!  Dale!  Dale!  Dale!
 Strebenherz: nice paul!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
greatknightgaramond: Yay Dale!
WriterRaven flops into chat in a hazmat suit topped with a pirate hat
 RatherLargeToad: Tis?  Tis.
 ArtDecoSunburn: I hope you guys debate dialectical materialism in pirate voices.
  Sarah_Serinde: !tismutiny
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chaos5896: Yar!
 DigitalSeahorse: TIS!
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 e_bloc: finally answering the age old question:  is it mutiny?
  Sarah_Serinde: That'll be a good clip for them 
 PharaohBender27: Fun fact: There was no actual "pirate accent" - the stereotype was based on Robert Newton's exaggerated "West Country" accent in the 1950 Disney adaptation of "Treasure Island" as Long John Silver.
northos: @e_bloc 'tis, or so I'm told
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 djalternative: I like Pie Rates
 ArtDecoSunburn: @hyralt It's nice to see him. Dale classes the place up. Where there's a hill, there should be a Dale.
GoaMozart: Hi all = Tom here, one of the developers
  Sarah_Serinde: They've got the VIP badge so they're easy to spot, too
BravelyToldGames: @pharaohbender27 also, pirates were not birds. And yet... 😅
  Sarah_Serinde: I absolutely trust Dale. He's a helper.
TehAmelie: *writing Our Flag Means Death fanfic in my head* pirates? never heard of them
BravelyToldGames: Lol
 PharaohBender27: #TellDale
StringCheeseRiot: Hi Tom!
 e_bloc: its just the pirate's dilemma
 NotCainNorAbel: !findquote dale
  LRRbot: Quote #6313: "'The two nicest words in all of Dice Friends:' 'Tell Dale.'" —Beej, and then everyone in unison
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 Going_Medium: Pirates are the best source for corn... Just a buck and ear.
wolphiron: I'm really glad you guys get to bring projects the attention they need to thrive c:
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Shadowsoflife: #TellDale
 Voidhawk42: Remember the solution to the Iterated Prisoner's Dilemma: "Snitches Get Stitches"
wolphiron: Oop, time for free Prime twitch subscription!
 kusinohki: I suspect a red november situation where someone will grab the scuba gear and leave the sub to leave everyone else to their fate...
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 bytecaster: Bongles dongled
GoaMozart: Aspirations are like your pirate goal - you search for fame, fortune, adventure, or maybe you just want to betray everyone
 PharaohBender27: Aye!
 tdapenguin: Pretty
  Sarah_Serinde: Awesome, love it when we get local folks
 Strebenherz: clean looking board design, i dig it
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 exeJayce: oooh that's a pretty board!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 The legs of the novel and its stage and screen adaptations are surprisingly long. Buried treasure, X marks the spot, stockades,  etc.
  Sarah_Serinde: It's loaded, it's ready, and it's running straight towards treasure
 e_bloc: is that a small boat or a huge bed
TehAmelie: the Lunar Rover?
WriterRaven: LoadingReadyRun Orbiting Underground Moonship
 hyralt: @ArtDecoSunburn I think there has to be 2 hills to be a dale between them, but I agree with the sentiment!
GoaMozart: Our artist is local as well
 WiJohn: The Loading Ready Raft
 bytecaster: This is a no-pun zone!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Shadowsoflife: NO PUNS?!
 QuixoticScrivener: I missed why Matt's hands are blue. Chat, please help.
Shadowsoflife: That will be pun-isning
 exeJayce: does said artist have any socials that you're aware of? I'd love to see more of their work!
 WiJohn: @QuixoticScrivener He's a squidmans
 bytecaster: We can befriend the whale?!?!?
 cuzuki: 
 djalternative: Moby Dick!
 tdapenguin: @QuixoticScrivener I think he's part merman?
BravelyToldGames: A very BC game
  Sarah_Serinde: @QuixoticScrivener He's aquatic. To go with his character's avatar at the bottom
 QuixoticScrivener: Thanks Chat!
 DigitalSeahorse: Blue gloves is the gay pirate cosplay?
SaxPython: Yaaaar!
GrathXVI: alright, time for mutiny
 hyralt: Longest standing, also the longest reach
 PharaohBender27: Oh so the sleeves are arm-shorteners 
   LoadingReadyRun: @hyralt longest standing and longest swimming
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RatherLargeToad: from the land down under?
 QuixoticScrivener: Our grand monocular hero!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Dale fits right in naturally
 kusinohki: an honest pirate captain?  he won't last long...
 exeJayce: Dale that was perfect
 WiJohn: Great expirations
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 codatski: Arrrrgghhh!
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 RatherLargeToad: A Merfolk with Flash?
SaxPython: explores when enters
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 hyralt: That is a very fine suit jacket
 Diabore: you put the guy named timbur at the top of the wood pillar?
 hyralt: More splinter than man
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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 DigitalSeahorse: Got Wood?
  Sarah_Serinde: What a dashing parrot
 RealGamerCow: that is terrifying
 bytecaster: Mhm, sandwich
 e_bloc: sometimes a parrot talks
SnackPak_: sounds like an upgrade
 RatherLargeToad: Biiiiiiiird Man!
 Jillexie: Ursula?
 ContingentCat: Which witch?
TehAmelie: Buttons turns into a seagull, there's a precedent
BravelyToldGames: He's more bird than man, twisted and evil...
   LoadingReadyRun: Birdman or Manbird?
 kusinohki: couldn't even get cursed by a B witch...
 kusinohki: that might have come out wrong...
 bytecaster: @LoadingReadyRun Mabirdn
 bytecaster: or birmand
 tehfewl: id rather have 1 aspiration and 2 rum
 ArtDecoSunburn: @tehfewl That's a complete thought -- one aspiration to have two rums.
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 tehfewl: @ArtDecoSunburn im so good at this
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VainSoftButterSquadGoals-SWHJ48sGt_ljEU2B
 QuixoticScrivener: Byron claims a curse, but really it was a teleporter accident.
BravelyToldGames: One rum based win condition: befriending the whale by getting it drunk. No, not a joke.
  Sarah_Serinde: Love that
 ArtDecoSunburn: @BravelyToldGames Is the whale a sleepy, weepy, or angry drunk?
 kusinohki: how much rum does it take to get a whale drunk??
 Strebenherz: @BravelyToldGames 
 PharaohBender27: Wait, now we're *river* pirates!?
 e_bloc: welcome aboard your mom
  Juliamon: Less than you'd think!
 djalternative: oh. can I get some rum?
BravelyToldGames: @kusinohki 2 rum will do. But that decision has consequences.
 kusinohki: think I would still rather try to sing bink's brew first...
  Sarah_Serinde: Like it but not enough to go help out 
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 DigitalSeahorse: my rum would be bacardi breezer orange creamcicle flavor cause I hate the taste of rum
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Worked for the Vikings.
TehAmelie: i've been there, it's pretty. you could probably just threaten to raid it to get paid a ransom
GoaMozart: Swabs have the best opportunity to create a mutiny
 ErynTzun: oh hai arr mateys, how long before the pirate voices kill the throats? 
 PharaohBender27: Oh I see the Notre Dame is a ship, I see now  (Was AFK when target was announced)
BravelyToldGames: Mutiny begins with drinking and ends with violence!
 e_bloc: who hasn't gotten drunk and woken up somewhere else
  Sarah_Serinde: 
SaxPython: #TheySaidIt!
rustywir3s: They said the thing!
 DigitalSeahorse: tab crashed - wow rude
   LoadingReadyRun: Pool Noodle not included 
GoaMozart: Mutiny!!
 Kentosaurus: look at me
 TheWriterAleph: that is how it works
 Jillexie: Ben's the captain now
  Sarah_Serinde: well that's a swift climb up the ranks
 WiJohn: Bird boss
TehAmelie: is that a new record for Ben betrayal?
 QuixoticScrivener: The bird knows only violence.
 djalternative: but, can pool noodles be a stretch goal?
BravelyToldGames: Here it starts...
  Sarah_Serinde: we do love mischief in these parts
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: Pirate hunters!? 
GoaMozart: da cops
BravelyToldGames: @pharaohbender27 . Pirate hunters are the cops. And we don't like the cops.
 TheWriterAleph: i'm also going to say... money.
  Sarah_Serinde: just a small ask
 Houseboy23: Blue gloves ripped?
TehAmelie: the rum is strong enough to sterilize the spit, but it's just the matter of watering down
BravelyToldGames: Kudos on the correct pronunciation of Boatswain.
  Sarah_Serinde: I also enjoy whales
  Sarah_Serinde: These are neat roles
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmoggyDoubtfulSageSquadGoals-zjpgFj11kFwMNJS5
 betweenmyself: Foreshadowing is a literary device tha-  AUGH!  Pirate hunter attack!  
 DigitalSeahorse:  feel the ocean spray
   LoadingReadyRun: @BravelyToldGames Pirate spelling is more of a suggestion then a rule 
 WiJohn: Is saying ca-caw when your boss is a bird creating a hostile work place?
GoaMozart: rules note - the crow looks at 2 cards, and then can put them both on the bottom.
 BrowneePointz: @BravelyToldGames LRR loves them some Stan Rogers and Longest Johns, they know themselves a nautical thing or two!
ACluelessBull: befriend the white whale 
WriterRaven: @LoadingReadyRun "Grammar be more like guidelines than actual rules..."
TehAmelie: fun fact, Edward Teach, arguably the most famous of pirates, didn't have a standard spelling of his name
BravelyToldGames: Looks like Whale's back on the menu, lads!
GoaMozart: What did the whale do to you???
 BrowneePointz: do not ask me to get the correct spelling for Forecastle’s abbreviation
WriterRaven: @BrowneePointz Fo'c'sle?
 BrowneePointz: I can never remember the exact amount of apostrophes or placement @writerraven
 Larkonus: @GoaMozart Well, that's a whale of a tale...
 Its_VeeBot: Crooooow!
BravelyToldGames: Coral Shoals: Frolic? Marry? Killm
  Sarah_Serinde: gotta make your own opportunities, after all
  Sarah_Serinde: @BravelyToldGames 
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Reminds me of the newspaper for shipyard workers in Portland, Oregon, during World War II - "Bo's'n's Whistle"
 BrowneePointz: speaking of older nautical adjacent English, a reminder that Draught rhymes with laughed not fraught!
  Sarah_Serinde: but that never works
   LoadingReadyRun: death by ennuie
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Gah, English pronunciation . . .
 DigitalSeahorse:  foresaken lover!
 BrowneePointz: I mean they can swim short distances
 BrowneePointz: just don’t make horses swim long distances
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 kusinohki: dicky moe!
TehAmelie: horses are built only for running. the formula 1 race cars of animals
 Lazzared: moldy brick?
 BrowneePointz: he’s definitely a well adjusted individual and he’s not one of the central theses of destructive obsession
owangel1: White whale, holy grail
 PharaohBender27: 
BravelyToldGames: *John Williams music intensifies*
 HadesLeprechaun: could be nurse sharks!
   LoadingReadyRun: Hello Sharks!
BravelyToldGames: Correct, not the first time.
GoaMozart: correct play on sharks
 Larkonus: Is there an aspiration to pitch a new product to the sharks? (/j)
 BrowneePointz: yep! blue sharks have followed ships for centuries feeding off thrown over detritus!
BravelyToldGames: What did poor Blahaj do?
GoaMozart: I love the sharks, especially on turn 2
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GoaMozart: sharks beget sharks 
BravelyToldGames: Blahaj love pile. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
 kusinohki: just don't try to jump over the sharks...
Shadowsoflife: again?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Larkonus: But if it looks pretty, we can take the pretty stuff!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrepuscularRenownedBeaverEagleEye-9SZ_-N7GSUows71Q
 kusinohki: let me tell you about raid (shadow legends)
 hyralt: Toime fer a Dale-flavoured mutiny, yarrr
 DigitalSeahorse:   RAID
 e_bloc: sounds vaguely mutionous
GoaMozart: it blows you off course
GoaMozart: SHARKS!!!
BravelyToldGames: Round and round they go.
GoaMozart: colour me dissapointed. no sharks
 kusinohki: I would say it's a sharknado situation, but it was a hurricane...
BravelyToldGames: That was a really good deal.
 DigitalSeahorse: nice RNG storm
 tehfewl: 3 ship and a shoal is my jimmy buffet tribute band
 BrowneePointz: fun fact about piracy: the 2nd in command in a ship was the Quartermaster!(who was also often the first mate as well) and on the lion’s share of ships both the captain and quartermaster were usually elected by the crew!
BravelyToldGames: And by good I mean extremely lucky.
 BrowneePointz: captains kinda had to be democratic
Vilun: have been, past tense
 BrowneePointz: or the crew would make them NOT captain real fast
BravelyToldGames: Early game: Being Captain is great!
BravelyToldGames: Late Game: Why does everyone hate me?
 kusinohki: the best captains know, never give a command that won't be followed...
 hyralt: Pirates were notoriously democratic, because the authority of the Captain wasn't granted by some institution like a navy, it came from the will of the crew
   LoadingReadyRun: I appreciate that the ship is so on edge that *any* disagreement causing an immediate mutiny
 BrowneePointz: yep. the captain and the quartermaster were usually both voted in by the crew
 hyralt: TIS MUTINY!!
BravelyToldGames: @LoadingReadyRun It will get worse. 😁
GoaMozart: Yarrr!!!
 BrowneePointz: and the quartermaster was basically also the mouth of the crew and argued on their behalf
 e_bloc: we're all getting a bone us
SaxPython:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NotCainNorAbel: how quickly the tables turned
 DigitalSeahorse:   
BravelyToldGames: Yes. This is the friendly table to betrayal pipeline we've so carefully enfonned and designed for.... 😁
TehAmelie: maybe we could avoid all these mutinies if we like rotate captains on a weekly basis
BravelyToldGames: Not sure what enfonned is. But it's happening now.
Metric_Furlong: Ben 'The Coward' Ulmer
GoaMozart: Bella!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: but that was close for being 1v3
 DigitalSeahorse: ARRRRR
GoaMozart: Now Johnny gets to keep that, so he can just try next time again
 DigitalSeahorse:    Bella!
BravelyToldGames: Once a murderous cannibal, always a mudurous cannibal, with options to do it again next turn.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
GoaMozart: oh, if you use as an aspiration as a weapon it gets discarded with the other weapons (but Johnny gets to keep his Coral shoals one)
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Quick, re-arm everyone
GoaMozart: ah, a different reading, we'll edit it 
SaxPython: the ancient lore!
 e_bloc: it's a house rule 
BravelyToldGames: That's correct. Revealed aspirations are glued to the table.
BravelyToldGames: If used as a weapon, it's a weapon.
GoaMozart: sorry about that!
BravelyToldGames: And it goes to the discard. Pile.
 DigitalSeahorse: then he hands over the whitest person there
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
GoaMozart: Everythings coming up sharks!
 e_bloc: mortal combat
 e_bloc: getting a lot of milage out of that
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: 
chaos5896: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IncredulousLongHabaneroDogFace-ggWsMFrWhEbWGuk6
BravelyToldGames: Thank you! Love our card names.
  Sarah_Serinde: and also a bunch of weapons
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RatherLargeToad: anyway, here’s a parrot…with a GUN
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Men would rather commit mutiny than go to therapy
 e_bloc: pirates would rather commit mutiny than go to therapy
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DoubtfulBetterAnteaterMingLee-G0gxo_0dLn6TDspk
 e_bloc: @MacbethSeemsSus 
TehAmelie: in which Ben becomes the nuggets
 DigitalSeahorse: 
BravelyToldGames: Some of our card art has birds welding knives.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc Is it okay if I borrow the brain cell tomorrow morning?
BravelyToldGames: *wielding
 e_bloc: @MacbethSeemsSus sure but I need it by 1 pm
  Sarah_Serinde: @BravelyToldGames Excellent
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc no problem
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That Cori cackle 
GoaMozart: Treasure - Most treasure is a universal win condition - if you wind up at port with the most treasure you win (in addition to other people with their aspirations)
GoaMozart: Treasure good 
Shadowsoflife: Are you a helper like Dale is?
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 Mr_Bitterness: I think Ben put some of the gold cargo cards on the aspirations deck (grey backs)
 kusinohki: what if treasure is tied??
 e_bloc: play with people you don't dislike yet
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BravelyToldGames: Most Treasure. No ties!
 DigitalSeahorse: kinky
   LoadingReadyRun: The pirate code is very strict. You have to give out weapons, even if everyone is actively threatening you
 DigitalSeahorse: 
GoaMozart: At about this time of the game, Boatswain and Crow become very important. The deck is half hazards now
BravelyToldGames: Most antagonistic player usually ends up as quartermaster.
 DigitalSeahorse:  FEESHMUM
GoaMozart: Damn, is this going to be our first death by sharks??
WriterRaven: Was the fishmum also a fishwife?
 e_bloc: can't reason with hurricane season
 Lazzared: thats were all the muppets are
Shadowsoflife: oof
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
BravelyToldGames: 4 sharks total
Shadowsoflife: THERE ARE FOUR SHARKS
 PharaohBender27: "I told the truth . . from a certain point of view"
 DigitalSeahorse: can we kill the sharks?
 e_bloc: and not a single jet
GoaMozart: might wanna...land at port ASAP
BravelyToldGames: Mommy I want to go home.
TehAmelie: !adult
 DigitalSeahorse: again!?
BravelyToldGames: Leave the sharks out, so they can't go back to the deck...
 DigitalSeahorse: woo treasure!
adept_nekomancer: Whose idea was it to put all these sharks in the ocean, anyway?
 DigitalSeahorse: treasure means win?
  Sarah_Serinde: oh that sounds good
BravelyToldGames: Something about a whale?
TehAmelie: right, i'm saving my sub for the marathon
GoaMozart: yeah, boatswain, i suggest only the pirate hunter
BravelyToldGames: You *desperately* want a port to come up.
  Sarah_Serinde: in other people's backs?
SnackPak_: can birds use shovels?
 DigitalSeahorse: SHE was a bird all along, good for her!
GoaMozart: "I am a bird that believes in burying hatchets"
 Mr_Bitterness: 
adept_nekomancer: "Careful, though, there are lots of spiders down there.  We call it the 'dark web'"
WriterRaven: This is turning into a Cask of Yarrmontillado situation...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Behind the sign that says "beware the leopard"
 e_bloc: the cloaca
 DigitalSeahorse: he's got some feesh to fry
3 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
 SquareDotCube: The Bosun with the Mosin
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
GoaMozart: this was a good choice
Shadowsoflife: arr Raiders o/
 e_bloc: where is James when you need him
BravelyToldGames: With only two card spots open, the crow can place with no randomness.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
GoaMozart: everything seems fine!
adept_nekomancer: I'm sure the navy ship is just out here doing a survey of the local shark population
SnackPak_: whoops
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 e_bloc: rum before port, you'll have to abort
 Twilight_Spark: Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier!
 spethycakes: @e_bloc port before rum, into the scrum
WriterRaven: @Twilight_Spark The last of Byron's privateers~
BravelyToldGames: That red fate deck starting to look pretty inevitable...
   LoadingReadyRun: @Twilight_Spark They really want to get to the Halifax pier
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BravelyToldGames: THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIVATEERS!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SassyPunchySwanUnSane-YS1uHATreAbVFdaO
 kusinohki: BUS BUS THEM ALL!
 e_bloc: the last pirate hunter is my favorite anime
GoaMozart: gotta say, its looking very bad
BravelyToldGames: Only one good card left in the horizon deck.
GoaMozart: its always 10, unless someone was foolish enough to add some sharks
   LoadingReadyRun: @GoaMozart 
 Twilight_Spark:  open your ports and prepare for packets
BravelyToldGames: But the order is fixed.
Vilun: we're adding things... most of those things might be sharks
 e_bloc: its is very much the sowing phase
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 jamesinor: We're doing a mutiny?
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chaos5896: pork?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
GoaMozart: amaxzing
 kusinohki: the sea is a harsh mistress.  but a good cook (so I've heard)
 e_bloc: never punished
BravelyToldGames: Will they make it home?
TehAmelie: no port, only rum
GoaMozart: You actually are not allowed to raid the last port
chaos5896: you called?
GoaMozart: so you must land
  Sarah_Serinde: 
BravelyToldGames: Can't raid the third port without an appropriate aspiration.
GoaMozart: UNLESS!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
Wrexadecimal: ope
 hyralt: LETS GO
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
SnackPak_: yes Dale
BravelyToldGames: There it is.
GoaMozart: perfect
 TheWriterAleph: hell yeah dale lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Shadowsoflife: amazing
 e_bloc: burn the boats
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cap'n, ram the pier.
 DigitalSeahorse: SUP PORT
 e_bloc: oh I said that before I even noticed the art was burning the boats
 e_bloc: well done devs
GoaMozart: correct
Vilun: so if Dale was quartermaster, he could Land and throw the fight?
BravelyToldGames: Divielded loyalty right now is *awful*. Fantastic.
GoaMozart: indeed
SnackPak_: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 e_bloc: having a concealed carry license is a pre-requisite for becoming a pirate
GoaMozart: yes!!
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
BravelyToldGames: Lol
 Diabore: alex is a snitch!
 hyralt: Ben wasn't the traitor!
BravelyToldGames: Yes!
 MacbethSeemsSus: The keel turn!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @hyralt congrats to Ben 
BravelyToldGames: @macbethseemssus thats *good*
 Voidhawk42: Plot Twist: ALL Traitors
TehAmelie: desperate aspiration, or despiration
 hyralt: Bella and Byron, unlikely bunkmates
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 hyralt: Enemies to lovers, maybe?
  Sarah_Serinde: I respect it
SnackPak_: true bestie
 e_bloc: I mean if this isn't mutiny
GoaMozart: amazing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RatherLargeToad: That’s more of a grog than a rum
BravelyToldGames: Only that one player
BravelyToldGames: Cops?
 SquareDotCube: This one's for drinkin, and the other's for breakin' over yer head
  Sarah_Serinde: 
chaos5896: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
GoaMozart: check for most treasure
BravelyToldGames: Most treasures?
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BravelyToldGames: Fate cards for the losers!
Koios7: i dont get it, how do the "the game immediately ends. you win" cards work
 hyralt: Enemies to lovers!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MushyAffluentHerringRlyTho-xGdV_7Z4g1STx1zl
GoaMozart: @Koios7 if they succeed with those, they have betrayed the crew and won the game
BravelyToldGames: @koios7 You pull of a difficult victory. Likely youre 1v4,unless you engineered getting others to go to the bunks.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: born in a ditch, died in a ditch
 PharaohBender27: That will be my last clip tonight because I have to attend a meeting soon
  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like no one was happy with Jonas
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tripped down a comically tall hill
  Sarah_Serinde: probably including Jonas
GoaMozart: desperate are difficult to win, but towards the end of the game they become more likely
Koios7: i see, thanks
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey parrots live a long time
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 GasCityGaming:   
   LoadingReadyRun: If your rich enough, no one cares if your a parrot!
 RealGamerCow: yay!
 shendaras: 
 e_bloc: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz:   
 kusinohki: thus the legend of the parrot hoard began...
 DigitalSeahorse: pweh, sea water
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GoaMozart: story packs - yes, more in the future 
BravelyToldGames: Stretch goals. 😅
 Twilight_Spark: I dongle the bongle routinely.
 Strebenherz: game good
 hyralt: Enemies to lovers 
BravelyToldGames: Thanks LRR! Thanks AFK! Thanks everyone!
GoaMozart: thanks everyone! Great playthrough!
SnackPak_: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 hyralt: That was a pitch-perfect albatross call, very well done
 DigitalSeahorse:   
BravelyToldGames: Yay!
BravelyToldGames: Still waiting for a shark TPK.
BravelyToldGames: Has always been close, never quite happened.
Shurtal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
Shurtal: I'm back
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 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TentativeJoyousStrawberryDxAbomb-lO3t8yGIq1iXpxae
  Sarah_Serinde: they're just little guys
 hyralt: We love little guys!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Begun, the subathon, will
 hyralt: Ah, the rarest tense: future past
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
BravelyToldGames: Sail safe, folks! Avoid killing whales!
 hyralt: the bits the bits the bits
GoaMozart: amazing job!!!!
chaos5896: good night LRR Crew and mods. Thank you for all that you do!!!
 Voidhawk42: That was real good fun, would very much enjoy watching another game
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