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Juliamon: nah fam, pass that tray over here
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dan_7_8_2: the one drop cube is so good
EmmaPartlow: Coooooobe
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idontgetmyrealname: ya know, I'm something of a one-drop myself
Sorator13: CUBE
DoodlestheGreat: One drop of what, though? Water? Wine? Maple syrup? The blood of my enemies?
paronomasiac042: !decklist
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TehAmelie: hello everypeople
kaziel0: Us?!
KickAssKanuck: Weeee
ralphthellama: Hello!
NotCainNorAbel: loonies?
CaptainSpam:
But you're Canadian! You don't have $1 bills! You're a fraud! 
chaos5896: How much chronor is that?
Sorator13: man, Ulmer even managed to time it so there wasn't a squeak in the readout! So skilled.
Redbassist: Bigger than before
r10pez10: does one drop mean one land keep
r10pez10: (don't do it)
Sorator13: what's recommended re: number of lands to include, since it's all one drops?
chaos5896:
@r10pez10 What do you mean? It's the perfect curve 
TehAmelie: clearly the ultimate strat is six lands, so you can never flood out
Kentosaurus:
NoxStryx: Not the top?
drewm1022: Sentinel or Bolt for me.
KickAssKanuck: is there a bird to bolt?
r10pez10: rip the wall
Drum0_0: Steel Wall my beloved, I got it in my first pack ever when I was 13 years old. And a chrome mox.
MrGibberish: @drum0_0 one of these things are not like the other
BeNiceImShy: I'm not sure you're allowed to show column smoothing on twitch
KickAssKanuck: @BeNiceImShy ayo!
Drum0_0: @MrGibberish I still have both. Both heavily played and slightly damaged.
TehAmelie: by the way is there any land destruction?
Sorator13: chat, free piece of advice: try not to bite the inside of your cheek. If you do, definitely don't bite it again. I definitely haven't done that multiple times today.
Wonderdoc: That's a foil Blutbeflecktes Schlammloch if I've ever seen one
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NoxStryx: The mana curve in this is more like the derivative of a derivative of a derivative of a curve.
BeNiceImShy: @Sorator13 Ok but if I do happen to do it twice, surely a third time will fix it
Sorator13: @BeNiceImShy man, I wish
TehAmelie: a curve like the horizon of a flat earth
MrGibberish:
MarkovDescendant: Note to LRR fans, send Serge snacks for more squeaks
Sorator13: "snacks for squeaks" sounds like an interesting donation drive
cmdrud87:
"deal three damage to any target"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Donating snacks to guinea pigs
Pywodwagon: legacy all star giants boulder
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dang
Sorator13: oh yeah, the offbrand one
Thefluffiestguineapig:
MarkovDescendant: As Graham said when introducing Bear Force One for the first time. "I don't have a curve, I have a wall."
DMGlol:
are you dead in this format if you don't have a turn 1 play 
NoxStryx: @DMGlol You probably should have mulliganed
TehAmelie: but what language is it?
Orxolon: ellooo everybody
Sorator13: @Orxolon ahoy!
Thefluffiestguineapig: But what if Scalding tarn
r10pez10: is mizzium mortars one mana
RockPusher: Papachu
michaeltelevision: papalchu
Kentosaurus: white smoke when he exits the pokeball
Tattybojangles69: I see you're a catholic now Ketchum
TehAmelie: Pikachurch
NoxStryx: Cardinal Ricichu?
r10pez10: pikaleo
EvilBadman: Papalchu
cmdrud87: Cam won the draft already- that top card-
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RockPusher: Ecumenical-chu
DMGlol: sounds like a signal
chaos5896: in nomine padre pikachu sancti
Sorator13: I would've called that white mage!Pikachu
RockPusher:
MarkovDescendant: @Sorator13 I thought the same thing lol
Dog_of_Myth: Teeth
TehAmelie: Popechu uses eclastic shock!
thraximore:
NoxStryx: Oo, suprising choice from cameron there, id have gone for the adventure
DMGlol: MM has to be so good in this
chaos5896: Serge's beloved? Hover myr is in the cube?
michaeltelevision: hard evidence in this context produces the biggest crab known to man
TehAmelie: okay it's spelled ecclesiastic shock
FurthestChunk: ayo, lantern and ghoulcaller's?
r10pez10: lantern and top lmao
Pywodwagon: its calling to cam like the green lantern mask
couchboyj: Zombies are way more 1 drop coded
Pywodwagon: green goblin
Pywodwagon: I can think
FurthestChunk: don't get wheeler pixieposting
Sorator13: hey, that rules out the lands!
EvilBadman: Or lands that make you pay one when they enter
NoxStryx: The only lands are the ones that say "when this land enters sacrifice it unless you pay 1 "
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EvilBadman: @NoxStryx that's what I meant, yes
NoxStryx: @EvilBadman Same brain
r10pez10: my favourite salad dressing
HadesLeprechaun: has anybody made an MKM cube?
flouncy_magooo: So you only play one land in these decks, right?
TehAmelie: stink lines go up?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that means you've made many choices
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think Cameron and Ben's decks both rate as a 1.
FurthestChunk: who's collecting coins
ThatDudeSmoke: Ruin crab my goat
Dog_of_Myth:
letsbelgo: clack clack
Thefluffiestguineapig:
RatherLargeToad: “I have a very low curve”
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or "Old Decrepit Bird"
NoxStryx: No love for decrepit old bird?
couchboyj: Bilbo is kind of a jerk
TehAmelie: the bee! even though i can't remember its name
HadesLeprechaun: Serge should know the bee
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Great and Terrible Bee
TehAmelie: sounds almost right
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not quite it
michaeltelevision: does vision charm imply the existence of phyrexian dreadnought?
HadesLeprechaun: Great Fierce Bee
TehAmelie: ah yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Thank you
TehAmelie: i can so imagine the Great Fierce bee beating up any hobbit one on one
flyman347: plz don't plap your lands serge
Alex_Frostfire: I just played it in a few games today with coworkers. Yeah, pretty good bee.
HadesLeprechaun: I just don't know why the bee is in black when the Scry synergies are in blue green elves
FurthestChunk: he wants to be the bushi
GedankenPalast_: As a German, I LOVE hearing you pronounce card names
michaeltelevision: how do you even build these decks lol
Alex_Frostfire: I feel like you run fewer lands.
FurthestChunk:
@michaeltelevision forty card minimum, with as many basics as you want, hope that helps 
Dog_of_Myth: @michaeltelevision One card at a time
bo_brinkman: 13 lands
TehAmelie: 8 lands if you wanna live dangerously. like a slow roller in Dark Souls
bo_brinkman: What is good to do with Sol Ring mana in this cube? Sorry if I missed it if we already discussed
TehAmelie: play two artifacts, i guess
bo_brinkman: @tehamelie right? Or maybe there are abilities or alternate casting costs?
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
TehAmelie: Wheeler hinted there might be scaling abilities
HadesLeprechaun: thought maybe X spells but nope, but alternate costs, equip costs, activated abilities
r10pez10: it's wheeler
KickAssKanuck: he said white/blue was activated abilities matter. And there’s flashbacks, the enchantments that grow, etc
HadesLeprechaun: I do not recognize this card
Thefluffiestguineapig: Something Teferi is my guess
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, I was wrong
Diabore: eyyy elven bos
Micalovits: Huh
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MegaDosX: Elven Bow
Diabore: bow*
HadesLeprechaun: elven bow
Dog_of_Myth: elven bow
HadesLeprechaun: yep
Thefluffiestguineapig: Elven bow
TehAmelie: dang, i had no idea and i've watched Wicked twice in the last two days
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: these are all going to be 1 drops aren't they
MegaDosX: That would be an excellent bit
Diabore: i miss the pseudo living weapons
HadesLeprechaun: serra angel
Diabore: serra ascendant
HadesLeprechaun: ascendent, yes
MegaDosX: Yeah that's Serra Ascendant
Dog_of_Myth: Serra ascendent
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serra Ascendant
Dog_of_Myth: Bane in commander
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Serra angel art is less fancy
Micalovits: I still think the robe thing looks like tentacles on this art
Diabore: iconic masters thats what it was, was trying to remember where the art was from
MegaDosX:
@Dog_of_Myth What do you mean, a one mana 6/6 with lifelink and flying is fine
EvilBadman: Hrm, that implies that the random cards being pulled can be filtered, nifty.
flouncy_magooo: Storm Crow
Diabore: legion loyalist
Micalovits: Legion Loyalist
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Oh, I know. I run it
Dog_of_Myth: Good goblin
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know
HadesLeprechaun: love this little boros goblin guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is from Tarkir
Micalovits: Actually played one of this guy in legacy goblins a bit many years ago
HadesLeprechaun: oh I thought ravnica
Dog_of_Myth: Ravinca
MegaDosX: Yeah he's Boros
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, they let goblins into the Boros Legion?
Dog_of_Myth: Boros goblin baby
HadesLeprechaun: oh good, lol
Juliamon: that ain't no Tarkir gobbo
MegaDosX: And they sure did let goblins in
flouncy_magooo: Betting it all on Storm Crow
Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig All are welcomed to the Legion
HadesLeprechaun: they let *that* one in, at least!
Diabore: pyrrite spellbomb?
HadesLeprechaun: ratchet bomb
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pyrrite spellbomb
MegaDosX: I'd also guess Ratchet Bomb
oodwae: Goblin Firebomb
Wonderdoc: sth grenade
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the only other "bomb" I know is the Goblin Grenade which has HILARIOUS art
Diabore: no one is right
HadesLeprechaun: oh it just looks incredibly similar to ratchet bomb, lol
MegaDosX: No oodwae got it
Diabore: @MegaDosX oh yup, missed that
r10pez10: wow they power crept universal solvent
TehAmelie: hi again!
lamina5432: ebenin
rosesmcgee: Delightful bit, streamers
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that was good
Tattybojangles69: Pretty good
pleonasticTautology: nice
HandedLee: Clap
RockPusher: That was a good hello
Diabore: under the table?
MegaDosX: That was a great harmony
fcloud: The Open Fifth Singers
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r10pez10: nice parallel fourths
FurthestChunk: welcome to north 40 showdown, a one drop cube throwdown
MegaDosX: Hell yeah snake eyes
lamina5432: that is the rule
Diabore: ben got 1 and 1 and serge got 1 and 0
HadesLeprechaun: serge got 10 1-value pips
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Ooh
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Dissection Practice [B] | Instant | Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Up to one target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Up to one target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Savai Triome | Land — Mountain Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.
Micalovits: Huh, esper sentinel is a human
fcloud: this is my kinda magic
r10pez10: mfw esper sentinel is human
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
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LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LRRbot: Enduring Bondwarden [W] | Creature — Human Scout [0/1] | Backup 1 / When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
letsbelgo: such a mench
LRRbot: Radiant Grace [W] (back: Radiant Restraints) | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance. / When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield transformed under your control attached to target opponent.
LRRbot: Radiant Restraints (front: Radiant Grace) | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Creatures enchanted player controls enter tapped.
LRRbot: Glittering Massif | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
goombalax: what that backside do
MegaDosX:
Sure isn't a t in that second word 
LRRbot: Giant Killer // Chop Down | Giant Killer [W] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. // Chop Down [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
A_Dub888: Ach mein siff
r10pez10: cool flip tech
LRRbot: Bushi Tenderfoot [W] (flip: Kenzo the Hardhearted) | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, flip this creature.
dolphgrim: That's a lion, Surge.
Dog_of_Myth: Let's Go!
Drum0_0: Serge lost life on the attack instead of Ben.
Dromos_GHG: knot humans
gualdhar: not humans (smile) (winky face)
rosesmcgee: Inhumans. No wait, that's an upcoming UB set for 2028
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
TehAmelie: don't tell the soldiers in They Are Billions that Serge turned on the humans
LRRbot: Plagued Rusalka [B] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
Micalovits: Sac any willing snackrifice
MegaDosX: Excuse
Dog_of_Myth: Ben
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Micalovits: I mean, it is a vacuum
LRRbot: Mortician Beetle [B] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Whenever a player sacrifices a creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Flyingdelorion: Well. it's friday night..
LRRbot: Sleep-Cursed Faerie [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/3] | Flying, ward {2} / This creature enters tapped with three stun counters on it. / {1}{U}: Untap this creature.
djmikeysaxx: LOVE when serge does a Halifax reference
EvilBadman: #notallhumnas
EvilBadman: oh no spelling mistake
Juliamon: humnas
e_bloc: fair is fair
Dog_of_Myth: humnas
LRRbot: Harried Spearguard [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."
RatherLargeToad: Harry, Spearguard
LoadingReadyRun: Hairy Spearguard?
goombalax: one of the lesser known Disco Elysiium endings
johnnylongtorso: @LoadingReadyRun Hirsute Pikeman
TehAmelie: it's even better if you remember Harry's legal name is Harrier
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djmikeysaxx: Shang, shang, shangshangshang
LRRbot: Plagued Rusalka [B] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
Tattybojangles69: Sound effect Serge they call him
LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
Sorator13: @Tattybojangles69 shing, squeak, the man can do it all!
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LRRbot: Reinforced Ronin [R] | Artifact Creature — Human Samurai [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Contaminated Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {W}{U}{B}
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Usher of the Fallen [W] | Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/1] | Boast — {1}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.
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Micalovits: Think we are on the wrong site for that kind of stream
James_the_Dabbler: Paul! Put those dogs away
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
letsbelgo: lol
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
James_the_Dabbler: Speen
e_bloc: blasting your champion is definitely tos
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Reinforced Ronin [R] | Artifact Creature — Human Samurai [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.
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johnnylongtorso: how good can they be if the only cost 1
e_bloc: when will we finally get sensei's divining bottom
dpj2009: Who's the best wizard tonight?
Sorator13: @e_bloc I think that's just River Song
Scarbble: @e_bloc reality fracture's coming up....
e_bloc: @Sorator13 this is a great point
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
e_bloc: @Scarbble this is also a great point
EvilBadman: @e_bloc if it were opposite, it wouldn't divine, right?
Sorator13: Bushi still deals damage
e_bloc: @EvilBadman bottoms can be divine too
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Drum0_0:
Sorator13:
e_bloc: next week is Wheeler's 0-drop cube
letsbelgo: wow
dpj2009: Put harms way under a isochron scepter
Gooseblast: Always pay respect to moms
letsbelgo: those look familer
LRRbot: Reinforced Ronin [R] | Artifact Creature — Human Samurai [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.
jemdet: 1R?
Sorator13: 1 and a red, but w/e
LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's additional cost was paid.
LRRbot: Mutagenic Growth [{G/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
pleonasticTautology: holy cow
e_bloc: did you pay the 2 life
dpj2009:
Yagz got some motion 
LRRbot: Ravenous Squirrel [{B/G}] | Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | Whenever you sacrifice an artifact or creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}{B}{G}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
e_bloc: add a forest
LRRbot: Gods Willing [W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Scry 1.
e_bloc: oh. add 2 forests
EvilBadman: Gods Willing seems good side in regardless, heh
Micalovits: "uhh, how many lands are you running?"
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e_bloc: gods willing does seem decent vs removal
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LRRbot: Blood Fountain [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Blood token. / {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
dpj2009: I'm waiting for dark rit or sol ring
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Stormchaser's Talent [U] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess. / {3}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / {5}{U}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess.
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pleonasticTautology: is sct pointed in canlander?
LRRbot: Foulmire Knight // Profane Insight | Foulmire Knight [B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [1/1] | Deathtouch // Profane Insight [2B] | Instant — Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Diabore: banned in standard stormchasers talent
LRRbot: Glittering Massif | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
dpj2009: Wheeler won't point sct
LRRbot: Nurturing Pixie [W] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If a permanent was returned this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Diabore: serge is the villain
letsbelgo: thats why it was banned. Get him
frozenphoenix7: Pixie's not banned, Hopeless Nightmare however....
Micalovits: Pixie isn't banned... Yet
coraldayton: OTTERS DIED FOR MULTIPLE SINS BUT NOT TABLET. RIOT.
johnnylongtorso: Bush lied, otters died
GreenyTea: @coraldayton give it a few more months
LRRbot: Usher of the Fallen [W] | Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/1] | Boast — {1}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
Micalovits: Awww, he does have green for mutagenic growth
pleonasticTautology: whoa, the double triome
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
johnnylongtorso: @pleonasticTautology sextrome?
Diabore: @GreenyTea yeah they like to wait and see if a thing will settle before slamming the hammer
coraldayton: We shouldn't have to wai a couple of months @GreenyTea . Wizards should have done what they needed to do when they needed to do it but are cowards. "We don't know what banning tablet will do". Yes, you do. It would take away the ability for turn 5 Rev and Turn 5 capstones and other BS.
HyggeState: Hi, gamers.
dpj2009: Og shadowspear pilot
pleonasticTautology: @johnnylongtorso hexome?
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
e_bloc: gigantic
dpj2009:
Sorator13: Harm's Way doing hefty work
dpj2009: Harms way should be 2 mana yeez
e_bloc: ben passed you the talent
BrowneePointz: Pixie AND Stormchaser's? Dang Serge is out here committing Standard War Crimes
PhorrestGaze: in the grand scale of the universe we're all beside each other
e_bloc: Serge apparently has no memory of the draft
MegaDosX:
LRRbot: Carnophage [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 1 life.
Serpens77:
LRRbot: Glittering Massif | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wooo!
korvys: Love that guy
BrowneePointz: Glittering Massif, love that ...dangit Korvys was quicker
letsbelgo: all that sinew
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Enduring Bondwarden [W] | Creature — Human Scout [0/1] | Backup 1 / When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
dpj2009: Backup is cool
raulghoulia: oo were on occasional humans now
LRRbot: Plagued Rusalka [B] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
Micalovits: Sahdowspear doesn't have human on it
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
e_bloc: humans after all
chaos5896: !clip
LRRbot:
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LRRbot: Reinforced Ronin [R] | Artifact Creature — Human Samurai [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Mortician Beetle [B] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Whenever a player sacrifices a creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
e_bloc: sarcomancy in the cube?
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
Mattmitchell45: I just want to go to Zack Fair with my old college buds
LRRbot: Lavaspur Boots [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mushbie: 🎵I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
definenull: boots with the spurs
kirbyrocks: human good mhm
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kirbyrocks Yes, those otter and faerie humans
Micalovits: Game one was super close, and then I blinked and Serge was 3-0
chaos5896: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Gooseblast:
johnnylongtorso: today! on paper fight!
chaos5896: Hi Paul
definenull:
LRRbot: Spyglass Siren [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a Map token.
LRRbot: Qarsi High Priest [B] | Creature — Human Cleric [0/2] | {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Manifest the top card of your library.
Micalovits: I suddenly hope phyrexian dreadnought is in the cube to be manifested
letsbelgo: hell yeah cam
LRRbot: Curiosity [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Vendetta [B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.
letsbelgo: lololol
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
e_bloc: that was extremely my shit too
definenull: peench
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
PhorrestGaze:
RatherLargeToad: Avacin’s Crab, the symbol of her lunch
dabudder: hi cams deck name is hilarioud
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun 🎷
HadesLeprechaun: we've got frog detective and duck detective, surely crab detective is next
LRRbot: Rust Harvester [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/1] | Menace / {2}, {T}, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Mustang_Redcloak: Will Hard Evidence see a reprint in Nauctis?
Vinewood_OG: I would like to have seen Montantya.
LRRbot: Lantern of Insight [1] | Artifact | Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. / {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player shuffles.
definenull: oh no
dabudder: isnt sol ring weirdly a lot more balanced in this cube
johnnylongtorso: Cam has drafted lantern control somehow
Gooseblast: Oh hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: I lost a lot of games to Hired Claw
definenull: ill be very impressed if cam pulls this off
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun thing you may enjoy learning: when I saw TMBG in Prospect Park in Brooklyn for one of their free all-ages shows many years ago, the horn solo during "Seven Days Of The Work (I Don't Go To Work" was the Hotel Detective 1 sax solo
letsbelgo: oh we crabbing
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go Cam
MegaDosX: Well there are your lands
MegaDosX: Worth noting the lantern is target player shuffles
LRRbot: Ruin Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards.
Juliamon:
PhorrestGaze:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
MegaDosX: !card dizzy snare
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
tehfewl:
letsbelgo: @MegaDosX ha ha
lamina5432: is everyone excited for the new mill crab commander?
tehfewl: !card dizzy spell
LRRbot: Dizzy Spell [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
MegaDosX: @letsbelgo Listen you
LRRbot: Merfolk Secretkeeper // Venture Deeper | Merfolk Secretkeeper [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [0/4] // Venture Deeper [U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target player mills four cards.
e_bloc: wow using his full christian name
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
pleonasticTautology: alex went for a dart
dabudder: !card rust harvester
LRRbot: Rust Harvester [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/1] | Menace / {2}, {T}, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
LRRbot: Three Steps Ahead [U] | Instant | Spree / + {1}{U} — Counter target spell. / + {3} — Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control. / + {2} — Draw two cards, then discard a card.
BrowneePointz: Standard All Star Counterspell
HadesLeprechaun: it's no Tombstone, but The Last Ride was still a pretty good finisher
MegaDosX: Welp
definenull: hey its land destruction
letsbelgo: lol cam
Mustang_Redcloak:
pleonasticTautology: camface.png
MegaDosX: I mean it cost him a land
e_bloc: destroy target mountain
Gooseblast: Plan C(rab)
e_bloc: can't metagame against no gameplan
e_bloc:
111
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | This creature can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if you attacked this turn.
LRRbot: Dizzy Spell [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Hedron Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target player mills three cards.
Juliamon:
BrowneePointz: so when is Cameron building Homer the Hermit?
Serpens77:
tehfewl:
LRRbot: Merfolk Secretkeeper // Venture Deeper | Merfolk Secretkeeper [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [0/4] // Venture Deeper [U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target player mills four cards.
e_bloc: repent, the time of carcinization is upon us
MegaDosX: Built like a Pixar mum
owangel1: Cam needs to reveal the top of his deck
BrowneePointz: they're a blue whale merfolk
Alex_Frostfire: Big tail.
Mustang_Redcloak: Water absorbs lot of damage
PhorrestGaze: the include the water
Micalovits: Lower half is a crab instead of a fish
HadesLeprechaun: Lantern for Cam?
LRRbot: Firestorm [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. / Firestorm deals X damage to each of X targets.
pleonasticTautology: wowie
Sorator13: I don't think Cam took the 2 from combat, did he?
e_bloc:
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the fear cards from Duskmourn was a blue but it might have been 1U with 3 things that happened, and you chose one each time it attacked. and it was unable to be blocked. First one was put 2 +1/+1 counters on it, second was draw 2 cards and 3rd was turn it into a copy of another creature you control
LRRbot: Hypnotic Grifter [U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/2] | {3}: This creature connives.
LRRbot: Sleep Magic [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.
LRRbot: Hedron Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target player mills three cards.
pleonasticTautology: it could be anything
LRRbot: Consuming Fervor [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a −1/−1 counter on this creature."
FatefulWaffle: @Thefluffiestguineapig Silent Hallcreeper
BrowneePointz: the Thought Pick'ens
LRRbot: Fading Hope [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 3 or less, scry 1.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FatefulWaffle Thank you, that was something that made a whole bunch of my UB and U decks come together and unfortunately since it is a 2 drop it wouldn't be in this cube
FatefulWaffle: @Thefluffiestguineapig No problem. I love it in Satya and looping it with token copies
dabudder: oh my god... hes beginning to lantern control
LRRbot: Rust Harvester [R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/1] | Menace / {2}, {T}, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player mills a card. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Phoenix Chick [R] | Creature — Phoenix [1/1] | Flying, haste / This creature can't block. / Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, you may pay {R}{R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Sorator13: I once shot a mountain in my pajamas
Sorator13: Why it was in my pajamas, I don't know
LRRbot: Moonshadow [B] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | Menace / This creature enters with six −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more permanent cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
ShaneLeeAtk: Moonshadow, Moonshadow!
LRRbot: Siren Stormtamer [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate Wizard [1/1] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell or ability that targets you or a creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
MegaDosX: Pregame Scrambleverse
tehfewl: MTGO cube life "I only should have a bad match up against X" *Proceeds to play against X 3 tiems*
LRRbot: Merfolk Windrobber [U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills a card. / Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Activate only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: they do call them Trading Cards
e_bloc: its a little crabby
LRRbot: The Last Ride [B] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [13/13] | The Last Ride gets −X/−X, where X is your life total. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card. / Crew 2
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Merfolk Secretkeeper // Venture Deeper | Merfolk Secretkeeper [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [0/4] // Venture Deeper [U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target player mills four cards.
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | This creature can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if you attacked this turn.
LRRbot: Seal of Removal [U] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
DigitalSeahorse: vroom vroom vroom vroom, I want you on my broom, so we can magic together, casting spells forever
LRRbot: Consuming Fervor [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a −1/−1 counter on this creature."
e_bloc: they look mutated in some sort of unstable way
LRRbot: Sleep Magic [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.
LRRbot: Curiosity [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Asgardian Inspiration [R] | Sorcery | Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. / Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, you may pay {2}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Stromkirk Noble [R] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | This creature can't be blocked by Humans. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
e_bloc: eventually the champion will wake up dead
dabudder: this cube does really rule
LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Get mogged on
dabudder: the mogg fanatic could also 'wake up' the bloodsoaked champion
DigitalSeahorse:
cheshire_creeper: Return of the Boom Truck
tehfewl: thats correlation, not causation
PhorrestGaze: I think that was a jojo villain
LRRbot: Spyglass Siren [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a Map token.
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Quag Vampires [B] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [1/1] | Multikicker {1}{B} / Swampwalk / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.
letsbelgo: up to his nipples in quag
DigitalSeahorse:
Quagged
LRRbot: Spikefield Hazard [R] (back: Spikefield Cave) | Instant | Spikefield Hazard deals 1 damage to any target. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
sporkraptor: the quaggening
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Stromkirk Noble [R] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | This creature can't be blocked by Humans. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: The Last Ride [B] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [13/13] | The Last Ride gets −X/−X, where X is your life total. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card. / Crew 2
e_bloc: thats gotta chafe
DigitalSeahorse:
sporkraptor: @e_bloc nah, it's slimy
e_bloc: @sporkraptor oh maybe it exfoilates
sporkraptor: be sick in the back of your dragula
sporkraptor: @e_bloc it clings *and* burns!
MegaDosX: Wiw
LRRbot: Devastating Summons [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X lands. / Create two X/X red Elemental creature tokens.
MegaDosX: Wow rather
sporkraptor: ooo, quagging is the new morbing for vampires
LRRbot: Three Steps Ahead [U] | Instant | Spree / + {1}{U} — Counter target spell. / + {3} — Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control. / + {2} — Draw two cards, then discard a card.
Mustang_Redcloak:
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Gooseblast: Yowza
letsbelgo: lololol
Kyir: oof
Dog_of_Myth: oof
DigitalSeahorse: xD
A_Dub888:
lamina5432: o7
ArtDecoSunburn: Stepped away -- who won the second match just now?
Micalovits: Alex did, with a very angry car
Micalovits: And no lands in play!
DigitalSeahorse:
sporkraptor: quaggin' in the back of his dragula
ArtDecoSunburn: Ahh, thank you. Angry vehicles are to avoided. Especially if no land is in sight.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: I hope my order gets shipped soon so I can feel free to travel
dabudder: this track is still BGC right?
dabudder: does it sound like a boards of canada track on purpose
pleonasticTautology: probably
InfiniTokens: Welcome back!
DigitalSeahorse:
Micalovits: Reading is cheating
DigitalSeahorse: my mind does that too
PhorrestGaze: reading is needed to explain the cards
iconicshadow89: knowledge is the bane of tyranny
MegaDosX: Curve is a line
LRRbot: Seething Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{B}{R}
DigitalSeahorse: pretty volcanos
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
MegaDosX: Did Kathleen draw?
pleonasticTautology: no she didn't
Mustang_Redcloak: Taylor Swift drawing first blood
letsbelgo: no, kathleen didnt draw
dabudder: the monetary swiftspear
pleonasticTautology:
kathleen, draw a card 
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Burrog Banemaker [B] | Creature — Frog Warlock [1/1] | Deathtouch / {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad:
letsbelgo: draw a card for opt
letsbelgo: lol
Sorator13: Cori, draw a card for Opt, lol
LRRbot: Fervent Champion [R] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, haste / Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking Knight you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {3} less to activate.
Sorator13:
DigitalSeahorse: but it does change how many cards in hand for the next turn and the next and so on
LRRbot: Legion Loyalist [R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Haste / Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.
definenull: wowee
dabudder: holy moly
letsbelgo: helll yeah
Mustang_Redcloak: Holy moly
Micalovits: *CHO CHO*
adept_nekomancer: Going so fast
underhill33: sheesh
e_bloc:
tehfewl: beep beep has been called
Fruan: Zoom zoom
LRRbot: Funeral Charm [B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player discards a card. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn.
dabudder: kathleen currently has a lot in common with charli xcx's 2019 EP
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land — Mountain Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Grindstone [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. If two cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.
Fruan: Uh oh. How many lands did Kathleen say she was running? Grindstone is fun here.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
e_bloc: 9 lands left for cori
LRRbot: Herald of Anafenza [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | Outlast {2}{W} / Whenever you activate this creature's outlast ability, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token.
LRRbot: Forsaken Miner [B] | Creature — Skeleton Rogue [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
e_bloc: grindstone has a really fun interaction with cards that increase the number of cards it mills
LRRbot: Infantry Veteran [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | {T}: Target attacking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
letsbelgo: kathleen is mad shortcutting
BrowneePointz: it's fine
letsbelgo: she is red
BrowneePointz: game hard
MegaDosX: Kathleen getting into the gotta-go-fast mentality
BrowneePointz: red go ZOOM
LRRbot: Dream Beavers [B] | Creature — Beaver Nightmare [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Scry 1.
RELDnahcire: 🎶 dream beavers
LRRbot: Bofur, Reliable Guardian // Concerted Care | Bofur, Reliable Guardian [W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/1] | Lifelink // Concerted Care [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
MegaDosX: That Grindstone got hella untapped
letsbelgo: I will say, millstone into boros kill you is sure a choice
LRRbot: Hopeful Eidolon [W] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {3}{W} / Lifelink / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
e_bloc:
MegaDosX: Lands are indeed colourless
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.
e_bloc: gain 5 life is practically time walk
LRRbot: Bofur, Reliable Guardian // Concerted Care | Bofur, Reliable Guardian [W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/1] | Lifelink // Concerted Care [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
FatefulWaffle: Who's Bofur?
Kyir: Bofur deez
BrowneePointz: Bombur's Brother
PabstBlueFalcon: Bofur deez nuts
LRRbot: Barrow-Blade [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Signal Pest [1] | Artifact Creature — Pest [0/1] | Battle cry / This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.
FatefulWaffle: I got the reaction I wanted, I can die happy
MegaDosX: Signal Pest hell yeah
Fruan: The great thing about adventures is not only is it two spells, you get Bofur dem.
LRRbot: Cruel Sadist [B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {2}{B}, {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from this creature: It deals X damage to target creature.
Sorator13: colorless is not a color, sadly
Kyir: @FatefulWaffle Happy to be of service
theamc2000: it says same color so it does not mill a lot of lands
e_bloc: (colorless is not a color) is a fun piece of reminder text
MegaDosX: Oh wow that's a card I haven't seen in a while
MegaDosX:
Did Kathleen pay for the Aspirant?
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
LRRbot: Pillar of Flame [R] | Sorcery | Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Archfiend's Vessel [B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, exile it. If you do, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying.
MegaDosX: Boros punch
LRRbot: Eye Collector [B] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, each player mills a card.
fcloud: eye collector? i hardly even eye know her
LRRbot: Kytheon, Hero of Akros [W] (back: Gideon, Battle-Forged) | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | At end of combat, if Kytheon and at least two other creatures attacked this combat, exile Kytheon, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. / {2}{W}: Kytheon gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
LRRbot: Scavenger's Talent [B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. / {2}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
LRRbot: Archfiend's Vessel [B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, exile it. If you do, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying.
theamc2000: unearth target
LRRbot: Tarrian's Soulcleaver [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has vigilance. / Whenever another artifact or creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
letsbelgo: Id do the same : >
theamc2000: yeah, he dies in a later story
LRRbot: Lantern Bearer [U] (back: Lanterns' Lift) | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Disturb {2}{U}
LRRbot: Bofur, Reliable Guardian // Concerted Care | Bofur, Reliable Guardian [W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/1] | Lifelink // Concerted Care [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
definenull: bufur deez
LRRbot: Jace's Phantasm [U] | Creature — Illusion [1/1] | Flying / This creature gets +4/+4 as long as an opponent has ten or more cards in their graveyard.
goombalax: bofur deez ponies need apples
LRRbot: Hopeful Eidolon [W] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {3}{W} / Lifelink / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
adept_nekomancer: Twice the life, twice the link
fcloud: vigilance is the best kind of lance
definenull: the soul cleaver can grow *really* fast
LRRbot: Forsaken Miner [B] | Creature — Skeleton Rogue [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
InfiniTokens: Clothes too?
LRRbot: Alseid of Life's Bounty [W] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph [1/1] | Lifelink / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature or enchantment you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
fcloud: @InfiniTokens sadly, no, just limbs
Diabore: quick clear the chat, blah blah blah
LRRbot: Bofur, Reliable Guardian // Concerted Care | Bofur, Reliable Guardian [W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Scout [1/1] | Lifelink // Concerted Care [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
MrGibberish: What is double lifelink meant on single damage instance gave two instances of life gain?
MrGibberish: What if*
InfiniTokens: Reading the card explains the card... if you can read it.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
e_bloc: having piracy charm and funeral charm is neat
definenull: that's fair
Micalovits: I believe it would be 5 due to the charm
LRRbot: Soul-Guide Lantern [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile each opponent's graveyard. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
e_bloc: charm is countered by game rules
QuoteSF: @Micalovits Charm fizzled due to the protection
Micalovits: Oh right
Micalovits: My bad
e_bloc: no worries
definenull: (soulcleaver triggers)
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land — Mountain Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
Sorator13: !card soulcleaver
LRRbot: Tarrian's Soulcleaver [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has vigilance. / Whenever another artifact or creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. / Equip {2}
Sorator13: yeah, it gets a counter from Lantern being sac'd
theamc2000: I like that a 3/3 is a big creature
InfiniTokens: By "pretty significantly" she means "One"
LRRbot: Gnawing Vermin [B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, target player mills two cards. / When this creature dies, target creature you don't control gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wanderbrine Trapper [W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Fervent Champion [R] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, haste / Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking Knight you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {3} less to activate.
definenull: one damage makes a difference in aggro
definenull:
cori no
InfiniTokens: Truw
theamc2000: anybody’s game
Sorator13:
DigitalSeahorse: Kathleen's stack of damage
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: ooh interesting judge call
theamc2000: you can also not damage the vermin if you want
MrGibberish: In competition play, would cori playing their land like work?
Diabore: i believe yes, because damage happens, sba are checked, vermin dies and can target the eidolon (ianaj)
LRRbot: Infantry Veteran [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | {T}: Target attacking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
definenull: ahh what a clean board
r10pez10: everyone say thankyou wheeler
ipoddodd: One lonely miner
Sorator13: thank you wheeler
Diabore: cant block anyway
InfiniTokens: "But I WANT to"
NorthArc: ty mr wheels
kirbyrocks: thank you ben wheeler
definenull: thank you ben wheeler
definenull: oofa
LRRbot: Onslaught [R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a creature spell, tap target creature.
e_bloc: now that's a throwback
LRRbot: Dream Beavers [B] | Creature — Beaver Nightmare [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Scry 1.
Diabore: i missed the draft, whos the last pair? wheeler and ???
kirbyrocks: is that onslaught from onslaught?
Sorator13: I like that it implies you can unsuccessfully cast a creature
e_bloc: exodus
DigitalSeahorse: Dreaaaaaaam Beaver, something something all through the niiiiiight
MrGibberish: @diabore angel
LRRbot: Gideon's Lawkeeper [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
definenull: nooo
e_bloc: its funny they used to have effects where you could counter a spell to stop things like that
ipoddodd: @Sorator13 I believe it's templated that way to say if the spell is countered the ability doesn't happent
Diabore: @MrGibberish ty, that was my guess but wanted to be sure
theamc2000: !card infant vet
LRRbot: Infantry Veteran [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | {T}: Target attacking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
MegaDosX: Yeah I think she could've pumped it but w/e
Sorator13: @ipoddodd Not oracled to work that way, though, and I'm pretty sure casting and entering play were two different things even when it was printed
e_bloc: so it doesn't trigger if your panglacial wurm is failed to cast from your sevala
DigitalSeahorse:
dream beavers
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
definenull: she's digging
PhorrestGaze: Storm?
Sorator13: or casting vs resolving, rather
LRRbot: The Blackstaff of Waterdeep [U] | Legendary Artifact | You may choose not to untap The Blackstaff of Waterdeep during your untap step. / Animate Walking Statue — {1}{U}, {T}: Another target nontoken artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature for as long as The Blackstaff of Waterdeep remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Greasewrench Goblin [R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/1] | Exhaust — {2}{R}: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Sorator13: o7
MrGibberish: Left side dominance?
ipoddodd: That's me! I feel seen
DigitalSeahorse:
music a tad quiet but good
e_bloc: who taught you to play 13 lands? "I learned it from you"
DigitalSeahorse:
same person who plays this in goofy casual
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc We need more 80s PSAs recast for Magic. "This is your brain. This is your brain on secret lairs."
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn immediately makes me think of the junji ito secret lair
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Now crack that into a frying pan.
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InfiniTokens: Have any of you played MentalMisplay (Alan)'s cube? It's epic.
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Angel
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e_bloc: in dragon shield sleeves
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pleonasticTautology: @DigitalSeahorse we're on meds for that
kirbyrocks:
our feminist 
LRRbot: Swarm Shambler [G] | Creature — Fungus Beast [0/0] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Tingeltangelibach:
tehfewl: my swarm in shambles
LRRbot: Cult Conscript [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | This creature enters tapped. / {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
@pleonasticTautology 
DigitalSeahorse: if mine continue I may look into it but it is nice to see the passed loved ones when I can too
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LRRbot: Lush Portico | Land — Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Wolfbitten Captive [G] (back: Krallenhorde Killer) | Creature — Human Werewolf [1/1] | {1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
LRRbot: Blazing Torch [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked by Vampires or Zombies. / Equipped creature has "{T}, Sacrifice Blazing Torch: Blazing Torch deals 2 damage to any target." / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Scattered Groves | Land — Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
r10pez10: he's in your head
LRRbot: Krallenhorde Killer (front: Wolfbitten Captive) | Creature — Werewolf [2/2] | {3}{G}: This creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform this creature.
InfiniTokens: I love werewolves, but hate tracking them in a 4-pod.
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: I remember my zagoth phase
LRRbot: Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty | Elusive Otter [U] | Creature — Otter [1/1] | Prowess / Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it. // Grove's Bounty [XG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control.
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
MegaDosX: Who knew Wheeler is not an adventurous soul?
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm imagining wolf-bitten captive has to run over and attack white still in the cage. He just puts his legs though the bars and stands up
LRRbot: Meltstrider's Resolve [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
ArtDecoSunburn: "The Man With No Cards."
letsbelgo: have you met him before?
ArtDecoSunburn: Actually, I'd love for a Morricone-scored game of Magic.
LRRbot: Ghost Lantern // Bind Spirit | Ghost Lantern [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever a creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. / Equip {1} // Bind Spirit [1B] | Instant — Adventure | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: rip triumph of the hordes
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LoadingReadyRun: Is the Lantern going on an adventure by itself?
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damage to each creature.
MegaDosX: Well it wasn't Electrickery
letsbelgo: damn
Gooseblast: Oof
Mustang_Redcloak: Such devastation
LRRbot: Crawl from the Cellar [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Zombie you control. / Flashback {3}{B}
RatherLargeToad: You know, Crawl? From the cellar?
Sorator13: @Mustang_Redcloak This was not my intention!
LRRbot: Ghost Lantern // Bind Spirit | Ghost Lantern [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever a creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. / Equip {1} // Bind Spirit [1B] | Instant — Adventure | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Heartfire Hero [R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/1] | Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
dagoth__ur_: big nuts swinging
e_bloc: now if you break the ghost lantern, you have to clean it up with the ghost vacuum
InfiniTokens: That sounded like "rain slicked..." nevermind.
dagoth__ur_: thats funny
hidingbox: "Hey Standard, you miss me?"-Heartfire Hero, probably
Scarbble: you have to tell us if you're copse
dumbo3k: !card snakeskin veil
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
LRRbot: Deathbonnet Sprout [G] (back: Deathbonnet Hulk) | Creature — Fungus [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, transform this creature.
MegaDosX: He's just a little guy
ghizmou: I love this lil guy
LRRbot: Cult Conscript [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | This creature enters tapped. / {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.
dagoth__ur_: uh he enters tapped
dagoth__ur_: then uptaps but strill
LRRbot: Crawl from the Cellar [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Zombie you control. / Flashback {3}{B}
LRRbot: Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty | Elusive Otter [U] | Creature — Otter [1/1] | Prowess / Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it. // Grove's Bounty [XG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control.
dagoth__ur_: card reader is really working overtime for the 1 drops
LRRbot: Hero of Leina Tower [G] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, you may pay {X}. If you do, put X +1/+1 counters on this creature.
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Micalovits: Yup, I remember losing drafts to this
Sorator13:
But you said you took all the X spells out!
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
TheWriterAleph: bigger than before
LoadingReadyRun: @dagoth__ur_ 540 cards is close to the max number of cards the card reader can handle
dagoth__ur_: crazy
LRRbot: Squirrel Sanctuary [G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
Micalovits: Oh, berserk is a one drop
letsbelgo: he cant stop pixie-ing
LRRbot: Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty | Elusive Otter [U] | Creature — Otter [1/1] | Prowess / Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it. // Grove's Bounty [XG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control.
dagoth__ur_: make squirl big
Commodore_Perry_GG: Squirrel and Moose
dagoth__ur_: beautiful land choices all around
LRRbot: Scale Up [G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a green Wurm with base power and toughness 6/4. / Overload {4}{G}{G}
letsbelgo: large
definenull: wurm time!
Sorator13: !
kirbyrocks:
great advice for yourself wheeler!
e_bloc: you can concede at any time
dagoth__ur_: heart of the cards
LRRbot: Shambling Ghast [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When this creature dies, choose one — / • Target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Create a Treasure token.
e_bloc: 9/9 I guess because of the enchantment not that it matters
LRRbot: Oviya Pashiri, Sage Lifecrafter [G] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | {2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures you control.
LRRbot: Cult Conscript [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | This creature enters tapped. / {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.
dagoth__ur_: such great art
dagoth__ur_: too bad hes not a knight
LRRbot: Squirrel Sanctuary [G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Vampiric Rites [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
RatherLargeToad: My crypts…broken!
Micalovits: Berserk, or any fight spell
pleonasticTautology: big ask
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e_bloc: we have six people queued for berserk
LRRbot: Granger Guildmage [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you. / {W}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
e_bloc: judge my opponent is popping off
LRRbot: Squirrel Sanctuary [G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Retrofitted Transmogrant [B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with two +1/+1 counters on it.
dagoth__ur_: thats a good one
LRRbot: Granger Guildmage [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you. / {W}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
iPsyop: berserk waiting room
r10pez10: is wheeler singing the wii shop theme
LRRbot: Cactuar [G] | Creature — Plant [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't enter the battlefield this turn, return it to its owner's hand.
pleonasticTautology: @r10pez10 super mario rpg, sonic the hedgehog, donkey kong 3
fcloud: angel, i cant even count the number of creatures you control
fcloud: it looks like eleventy billion
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Squirrel Sanctuary [G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Grist, Voracious Larva [G] (back: Grist, the Plague Swarm) | Legendary Creature — Insect [1/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grist or another creature you control enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, you may pay {G}. If you do, exile Grist, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
Micalovits: Oh
letsbelgo: wow he got there
Dmc3628: all in
iPsyop: lets gooooooooo
dagoth__ur_: never didnt have it
r10pez10: holy shit man
HadesLeprechaun: Scry 5 first? lol
PhorrestGaze: ow ouch owie
coachNelly: I blame berserk
e_bloc: chip and a chair
penrose43: wow
coachNelly: if you have a 7mana bestow in your deck you can play up to 17 lands it’s fine
LRRbot: Nasty Little Rabbit [G] | Creature — Rabbit [1/2] | Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
DigitalSeahorse:
Sorator13: good evening nelly!
pleonasticTautology: any word on when the EDSC sleeves will be back on store dot loadingreadyrun dot com?
pleonasticTautology: lol
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: !clip
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r10pez10: how do we let us knew
kirbyrocks: cube is always good
DigitalSeahorse: I like when Wheeler plays Alex
ipoddodd:
Big Cube fan, no need for anything else
idontgetmyrealname: it's me! I'm the ones that arent
fcloud: wheeler is a pawn of Big Cube
dagoth__ur_:
LRRbot: Deathbonnet Sprout [G] (back: Deathbonnet Hulk) | Creature — Fungus [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, transform this creature.
ancienthangover: cube forever, best way to play magic
Musicsquid: The cube streams have inspired me to build a list for a Twobert
LRRbot: Stalactite Stalker [B] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [1/1] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
morteica: I greatly enjoy these weird cubes. They give me so many ideas 😄
LRRbot: Serpent Specialist [G] | Creature — Human Snake Villain [1/1] | Deathtouch / Power-up — {3}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
LRRbot: Mogis's Favor [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/−1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile two other cards from your graveyard.
Mustang_Redcloak: Unholy Strength
LRRbot: Lush Portico | Land — Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Sorator13: definitely heard that as "flesh portico" which is something very differnt
LRRbot: Oviya Pashiri, Sage Lifecrafter [G] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | {2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures you control.
pleonasticTautology: interesting fact i just learned: there're no nontoken servos
fcloud: benjamin "takes 1 damage" wheeler
LRRbot: Blisterpod [G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [1/1] | Devoid / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology well, there are changelings... but yes
LRRbot: Retrofitted Transmogrant [B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with two +1/+1 counters on it.
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 [1-900-come-on-now face]
Sorator13:
@pleonasticTautology
r10pez10: for the longest time there were no non-token saprolings
LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
e_bloc: love a good stamped card
pleonasticTautology: @r10pez10 oh, yeah, because just treefolk made them, right?
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
pleonasticTautology: clutch
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Mustang_Redcloak: 1 mana cube. Minimal mana value, maximum blowout potential
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damage to each creature.
r10pez10: guys i think viscera seer might be good
tehfewl: ngl fire magic seems busto in this cube
LRRbot: Retrofitted Transmogrant [B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with two +1/+1 counters on it.
LRRbot: Strength-Testing Hammer [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. / Equip {3}
r10pez10: hammer is good
Commodore_Perry_GG: !flavor Strength-Testing Hammer
e_bloc: its a beauty
e_bloc: I don't know you, but that hammer rings a bell
Commodore_Perry_GG:
@e_bloc
e_bloc:
@Commodore_Perry_GG it helps to watch on a 55 inch tv 4 feet from my desk chair
Commodore_Perry_GG: Jumbo Hammer
dumbo3k: Why doesn't the construct count itself?
fcloud: constructs only come in X and XXX, according to the MPAA
siabosh: it does count itself
LRRbot: Dreadmaw's Ire [R] | Instant | Until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target artifact that player controls."
e_bloc: I know that token tilts some people
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Scarbble: i'm like 90% it doesn't count itself when you make it, it's a static thing when you make it, not a thing that updates
Dog_of_Myth: It's a weird card
siabosh: today I learnt! my bad
Dog_of_Myth: Angel is always right
r10pez10: !clip
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fcloud: angel is on the right 👉
e_bloc: this still wrecks the wheeler right
LRRbot: Mogis's Favor [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/−1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile two other cards from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Grist, Voracious Larva [G] (back: Grist, the Plague Swarm) | Legendary Creature — Insect [1/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grist or another creature you control enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, you may pay {G}. If you do, exile Grist, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Grist, the Plague Swarm (front: Grist, Voracious Larva) | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill two cards. Put a deathtouch counter on the token if a black card was milled this way. / [−2]: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / [−6]: For each creature card in your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 1/1 black and green Insect.
Simonark: She lost her spark but the Omenpaths mean her swarm can travel with her now, so she’s even more dangerous.
rogerivany: How many land do you play in a 1 drop cube?
kirbyrocks: SHES TOO POO D:
derolopercy: So no ragavan in this cube I'm assuming?
e_bloc: I mean if no tamiyo I would have to assume no ravagan
r10pez10: !decks
e_bloc: fair
kirbyrocks: @rogerivany theybe been discussing this between rounds, seems to be 12 the norm I think
derolopercy: Hmmm
e_bloc: I guess when you always have a 1 drop
fcloud: i think we're looking at it
pleonasticTautology: oh hell yes
TheWriterAleph:
Dog_of_Myth:
WiJohn: Hot.
MrSarkhan:
calculated_uncertainties: that is... wow. spicy
ArtDecoSunburn: "Just one more thing."
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: that sounds like fun but just one more thing
RatherLargeToad: “Ah…just one more drop…”
definenull: countdown
niccus: i guess i normally watch columbo sleeved
rogerivany: Columbo or Kraulumbo?
e_bloc: numberwang
fcloud: to be fair, there can be more than one perfect woman. at this table
tehfewl: thats better than me resleeving a deck and eating tacos and watching this
Micalovits: 8 out of 10 cats does countdown is great though
pleonasticTautology wheezes.
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
e_bloc: oh I watch the new season of only connect with the woman I'm seeing
r10pez10: in australia they had to call it "numbers and letters"
DigitalSeahorse: *watches University Challenge on The Young Ones*
calculated_uncertainties: anyone else super excited about new taskmaster season>
ShaneLeeAtk: I like 8OTCDCD
pleonasticTautology: @Micalovits ehhhh but it has Jimmy Carr...
iPsyop: I'm a bit of a numbers guy
LRRbot: Vampiric Rites [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: @r10pez10 that's what it's called in the original French!
kirbyrocks: triple INN all star, love to see it
calculated_uncertainties: It's.. kinda like a quiz show.
LRRbot: Chainweb Aracnir [G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying an opponent controls. / Escape—{3}{G}{G}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with three +1/+1 counters on it.
jwholla: thats a lot of 1 drops
ArtDecoSunburn: You should watch the Columbo chess episode. It's sort of close to a Magic match.
LRRbot: Heartfire Hero [R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/1] | Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
r10pez10: pleonasticTautology TIL
derolopercy: Wheeler please tell me that phyrexian dreadnought is in here 🥺
LRRbot: Mogis's Favor [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/−1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile two other cards from your graveyard.
srakinsxxiv: That mogis favor seems worth it
LRRbot: Strength of the Coalition [G] | Instant | Kicker {2}{W} / Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Dmc3628: ho lawd that hero be lorge
srakinsxxiv:
Maybe not 
Mustang_Redcloak: Nothing ventured, nothing gained
e_bloc: Kathleen is vital
fcloud: every time i see a kicker card, i hear ad-rock going KICK IT
Sorator13: Kathleen, you are an excellent table friend!
ContingentCat: You definitely add value Kathleen
LRRbot: Shapers' Sanctuary [G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
ContingentCat:
I don't even play magic and tune in for the kind of value you add Kathleen 
LRRbot: Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty | Elusive Otter [U] | Creature — Otter [1/1] | Prowess / Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it. // Grove's Bounty [XG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control.
Dmc3628: dach berserkin?
pctjoe: hammer otters
fcloud: tables line up around the block for just the chance of gaining kathleen as a friend
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Tracker [G] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | {1}{G}, {T}: Target creature you control fights another target creature.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat Hear, hear!
Sorator13: oooooo.....lvenwald tracker
LRRbot: Blisterspit Gremlin [R] | Creature — Gremlin [1/1] | {1}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap this creature.
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hey chat. Is Angel beating up Wheeler with his own cube?
fcloud: sometimes
e_bloc: yes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'll take sometimes. It's kinda my favorite thing.
Commodore_Perry_GG: Crow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tom
fcloud: john servo
fcloud: nigel servo
LRRbot: Heartfire Hero [R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/1] | Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
LRRbot: Granger Guildmage [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you. / {W}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Dmc3628: grange with hero oofa valiant on demand
fcloud: the muffins are tied
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is there a cube list I can peruse folks?
fcloud: !decks
CrossXhunteR: probably want to add some 1 drops when on the play
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty lrr folks!!!
r10pez10: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Magic: The Gathering
fcloud:
scroll down on the moxfield link to see the mana value graph 
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Retrofitted Transmogrant [B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Commodore_Perry_GG: @fcloud It's an emphatic ONE
LRRbot: Oviya Pashiri, Sage Lifecrafter [G] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | {2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures you control.
LRRbot: Shapers' Sanctuary [G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / Channel — {3}{R}, Discard this card: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
Dmc3628: uh oh
Commodore_Perry_GG: Hissy bb
WiJohn: Snek!
MegaDosX:
Serge had a green card
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
e_bloc: yeah but what was she thinking during the draft
e_bloc: ben had a green card too
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love when Angel murders Ben. It's very funny to me.
LRRbot: Dead Weight [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−2.
Sorator13: Ben had a card with a partially green ability...
LRRbot: Infestation Sage [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Grist, Voracious Larva [G] (back: Grist, the Plague Swarm) | Legendary Creature — Insect [1/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grist or another creature you control enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, you may pay {G}. If you do, exile Grist, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
MegaDosX: Oh true Ben had a green-ish card
Scarbble: no bards held
fcloud: there must be some heckin expensive cards in this cube, because for 540 cards the total cost is $14,189
LRRbot: Deathbonnet Sprout [G] (back: Deathbonnet Hulk) | Creature — Fungus [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, transform this creature.
r10pez10: no bored holes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I find the inclusion of spree spells interesting. I don't know that those can be cast for 1.
Dmc3628: soon the hexy will be prot from all
HadesLeprechaun: Cacophany Scamp is the only 1 drop creature that can proliferate, but it sacrifices itself to do so
MegaDosX: I kinda like this Grist
e_bloc: when will we receive a card with protection from deathtouch
MegaDosX: The walker side that is
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @fcloud Well, it has printing specific prices. He's got all his preferred foils and whatnot, it seems.
fcloud:
MegaDosX: Half a Progenitus
dagoth__ur_: not looking good for our hero Wheeler
e_bloc: classic matchup: grist vs mill
fcloud: however, the prospects of our hero Angel are looking excellent
r10pez10: TIL "no holds barred" is from wrestling
Micalovits: Now now, its a MH3 card
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @fcloud ^
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 Wait until you learn about "free rein."
LRRbot: Cult Conscript [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | This creature enters tapped. / {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.
frozenphoenix7: Sure does.
r10pez10: thedepthandbreadthofseth natasha bedingfield?
emperorchampion: reading the card
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
LRRbot: Grist, the Plague Swarm (front: Grist, Voracious Larva) | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill two cards. Put a deathtouch counter on the token if a black card was milled this way. / [−2]: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / [−6]: For each creature card in your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 1/1 black and green Insect.
CrossXhunteR: reanimate is a very funny card for this cube
dagoth__ur_: thats nasty
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 Daniel's sister?
CrossXhunteR: grist is from your graveyard
ghizmou: I'm zoned out
shendaras:
Commodore_Perry_GG: No I'm still here
Micalovits: I can be horrible if you miss it
fcloud:
i contribute by never knowing what's going on
iPsyop: stoner hours man
rogerivany: I'm drinking
e_bloc:
letsbelgo: Japan people. You smell wheeler. Hows that
cjtree: It's 11pm here I'm ready to sleep
dagoth__ur_:
im mostly very wasted
ContingentCat: Lol yup chill
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Commodore_Perry_GG Rip Matthew Perry...
CrossXhunteR: the transform for grist requires it being from your GY, so angel's creature doesnt flip her
LRRbot: Heartfire Hero [R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/1] | Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
dagoth__ur_: rut ro
Micalovits: Danish here, 5 am is a great time to be awake
dagoth__ur_: RIP
Commodore_Perry_GG: @thedepthandbreadthofseth The Perry my nick is from is also a Matthew Perry
MegaDosX: I mean it probably won't matter
ghizmou: everything s terrible
dagoth__ur_: yea just get the boy
CrossXhunteR: sorry ben
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Commodore_Perry_GG I know. He was promoted to admiral posthumously, tho.
LRRbot: Meltstrider's Resolve [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
CrossXhunteR: speaking of bug, i see some giant bug crawling up the wall behind my monitors
dagoth__ur_: hah the meme
MegaDosX:
Protection from everything cuts both ways unfortunately
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Commodore_Perry_GG But his older brother was also admiral perry, so he's not really remembered that way.
LRRbot: Brute Force [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
penrose43: hell yeah
letsbelgo: faced
dagoth__ur_: got em
Sorator13: ooof
Dog_of_Myth:
ghizmou:
LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
Mustang_Redcloak: Who needs Berserk
Mr_Horrible: good ol' Giant Growth + Other Giant Growth
ghizmou: it s a build around
r10pez10: what a huge avacyn's pilgrim
MegaDosX: It's a lot of words
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Woot!
iPsyop: yeah everytime I read MH3 grist it gets worse
MegaDosX:
I like this Grist 
r10pez10: gavin probably
ghizmou: unplayable now
r10pez10: cool cube wheeler
MegaDosX: !card goblin guide
LRRbot: Goblin Guide [R] | Creature — Goblin Scout [2/2] | Haste / Whenever this creature attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.
iPsyop: like how did grist get so shit on for the flip planeswalkers lol.. even sorin at least has exploit
Dog_of_Myth: Oof
pleonasticTautology: ow
MegaDosX: Half of chat just turned into dust
xHeroRuSH: im turning to dust
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I traded those for fetch lands, and was pissed that I got a bad rate.
HadesLeprechaun: Ben's got unsleeving and Columbo in his future!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Once again, the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off.
r10pez10: im gonna buy grist
pleonasticTautology: dragon shield has those new guildpact sleeves!
iPsyop: ayo
CrossXhunteR: i just sleeved up a deck tonight with a pack of fresh dragon shields. feeling nice
HadesLeprechaun: My CK button that I got like 4 days ago was "My deck isn't BAD. It just hasn't WON yet."
fcloud: official sleevist Angel
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I loved cubes.
Micalovits: I love cubes
r10pez10: I love cubes
Micalovits: And themed months are pretty cool
MegaDosX: Neat!
ContingentCat: I can't wait
MegaDosX: Exceptional
fcloud: (im cheating by seeing the screen rn)
Serpens77: Youth Pasta to go with the Pizza
MegaDosX: What a vibe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cool!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty, tc!
penrose43: thank you for the stream!
fcloud: Apollon Tech
Micalovits: Is there a subathon schedule somewhere?
rogerivany: I would like to wish everyone an extra cheese pizzamas.
pleonasticTautology: @Micalovits it's in the discord, currently!
pleonasticTautology: !discord
LRRbot:
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Dog_of_Myth: It's in the discord @Micalovits
im_da_real_groot: is there a list for the cube now??
Micalovits: Neat!
pleonasticTautology: @im_da_real_groot yes, one sec
pleonasticTautology: !decklist
pleonasticTautology: there you go @im_da_real_groot
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pleonasticTautology:
i already did angel
Dog_of_Myth: ^^
goombalax: can we get that in writing
MegaDosX: Amazing
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
lamina5432: can we not sub now?
MegaDosX: Sub count just plummets
cjtree: not dying off as rapidly as ben will
letsbelgo: 3:00 PM: Mahjong w/ Wheeler & Angel Oh hell yeah
e_bloc: its fine he's only getting executed in the sims
ContingentCat:
Thanks everyone 
schordash:
e_bloc: always use protection
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
MegaDosX: Outstanding
e_bloc: !clip
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MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! Take care everyone
ContingentCat:
Perfect cut Paul
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