Minecraft w/ James || 2026 LoadingReadyRun Sub-A-Thon

 wench_tacular: james slipped back into similsh
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 exeJayce: we do love custom badges
 Simbionis: watch time check
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 atinyspacemarine: I wish you could do the badges like Tumblr checkmarks
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matthaus_c: @Patorik yes but you can't see them cause they're perfectly on top of each other
 AnyaSilverfur: 
 Simbionis: the Dale sig is the ultra rare
 exeJayce: omg I love that Angel and Dale are included, they're both so lovely 
 50keyz:  love that Dale and Angel are included
 ContingentCat: Also makes it even harder to get all those signatures
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 tdapenguin: @00gogo00 huh. i dunno. these badges are displayed on this channel only (i forget what this is called for twitch). i guess if you make it to 5hrs, you can report back?
 RedAlexxis: quietly confdent we are going to make it
 Jezus38: thanks James!
 Mangledpixel: blur cam! blurk ham!
 ContingentCat: Thanks james
 wench_tacular: byeeee
 flatluigi: thames
 TXC2: thanks for streaming James
 exeJayce: oh god all the green
 omnilord: Thanks James!
 TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 ContingentCat: Reminder to take your meds if you have to
Boomyakalolo: also swap your fluids
matthaus_c: swap your legs, stretch your fluids
 NorthstarTex: also hydrate, also eat something, its midday for a few of us in North America :3
 rabbitgta: Badge
 Shadowsoflife: @NorthstarTex Having lunch now
 Riiiiiiis: the studio is drunk
 Riiiiiiis: or maybe it's lost a contact lens...
 Shadowsoflife: both?
Boomyakalolo: nah just the camera
 ContingentCat: it's still sleepy it's waking up
 CabooseFails: it went to the eye doctor this morning and had to get a ride home
Boomyakalolo: to ash and dust?
 NorthstarTex: Studio cameras during the break are allowed to party hard this week
   LoadingReadyRun:  FYI, we will be restarting the stream before the next segment
 Riiiiiiis: Now i need an eyelid blinking anomation as an overlay!! 
 Shadowsoflife: @Boomyakalolo something sweat my rust?
 Shadowsoflife: also the counter was at 0 for a few moments
 Riiiiiiis: @LoadingReadyRun do you actually reboot during this week?
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 RocknGrohlNerd: hello
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 TXC2: hello CAKHost  and RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
   LoadingReadyRun: do you hear music?
 CaptainSpam: Yep.
 idontgetmyrealname: now
 TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  yeap
 Riiiiiiis: jup
 exeJayce: oh yeah was anyone here around during last night's stream of Directive 8020? I fell asleep and I don't know who got killed first
 tdapenguin: music now yes
chaos5896: yes
 tezzatipoca: yies
 Drasvin: Music just started
CAKHost: Yee!
 NorthstarTex: music confirmed
 IrisHOrioN: I hear voices too
 IrisHOrioN: Might be just me though
 TXC2: exeJayce  we were told Heather
 exeJayce: ahh, okay, thank you!
CAKHost: Can't stop won't stop ~
chaos5896: Hello, LRR tech room o/
Boomyakalolo: it's a james I believe
 TXC2: the part of Paul Saunders will be played by James Turner
CAKHost: Paul was briefly on Tech but I think James is taking over for the next 3 LRR hours?
 Aquarionics: @exeJayce I wasn't. but the twitch vod is up
chaos5896: Hello, Spirit of James o/
 exeJayce: I might have to watch that one before part 2, thanks for letting me know it's up!
 PhoenixMelior: Congrats james turner on your new job at pokemon
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:05 AM
 ALLxISxLOST: If a pasta dish was to be forever change over to be a breakfast associated meal to the whole world what would be the best one for that to be?
 RocknGrohlNerd: so I see blurry Cam on a blurry cam
Boomyakalolo: so in fun news i'm introducing a group of 5e dnd player to 3.5
 Riiiiiiis: !thyme
 Riiiiiiis: awww
ace_of_dragon037: I got the badge
 trainpants: carbonara
Ugh_Sunlight: g'evening friends
 Shadowsoflife: @Boomyakalolo Neat
 PhoenixMelior: Lasagna
 TXC2: hello Ugh_Sunlight  welcome
CAKHost: Blurr-ception, the sequal to Inception! You can't see anything D:
 Mattmitchell45: The seating looks like The Hobby Tribunal
 Thadrin46: @Boomyakalolo Why would youbput them through that? Not even pathfinder?
 tdapenguin: @ALLxISxLOST i don't believe in limiting myself to eating certain foods only at certain times of day.
 TXC2: Lasagna kinda heavy for a breakfast dish no?
 CastleOtranto: I could go for some breakfast gnocci
 Mangledpixel: the Hobby Council is assembled
 SnackPak_: @Mattmitchell45 they need some hoods XD
 MaygeKyatt: <message deleted>y’all I just heard that Dolly Parton has passed away 😭
Boomyakalolo: @Thadrin46 number go brrr
 PhoenixMelior: The Hobby Council will decide your fate
 exeJayce: I mean, I occasionally have mac and cheese for breakfast because food is food
 TXC2: MaygeKyatt  this is not the time or place for that
 Shadowsoflife: @PhoenixMelior but, I play fate as my Hobby
RubyRiches: <message deleted>Huh..Dolly Parton died aged 80
 exeJayce: what
 RocknGrohlNerd: what
 Shadowsoflife: what
Noy2222: Yes
 exeJayce: please tell me that's a joke
 PhoenixMelior: My lunch today is rice, black beans, edamame and some chicken, what about you chat?
CAKHost: I know the hobby console is the LRR folk getting ready to craft; but I was seriously thinking of just craft/art supplies in a circle. Maybe that crayola circular holder for crayons in the center as the leader???
 Thadrin46: @Boomyakalolo That was always my problem with 3.5. Felt too like i had to optimise rather than play my character.
 Mattmitchell45: Leftover antipasto salad
 PsychoI3oy: PhoenixMelior, coleslaw with chicken
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 TXC2: chat: please don't discus celebrity deaths here
 CAKHost: @shippityships Thanks for the gift sub!
 RandomTrivia:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: @PhoenixMelior 1st edamame, delicous 2) fried eggs and toast
 NimrodXIV: that's not a good way to drop news
RubyRiches: @RocknGrohlNerd yep, it was confirmed
   LoadingReadyRun: going offline for a second
   Anubis169: Sudden trauma dumping does tend to wreck a day
 TXC2: shippityships  
 RandomTrivia:  
 PhoenixMelior: Hell yeah
 Shadowsoflife: o7
Boomyakalolo: @Thadrin46 i was doing it for the most unoptimized chaos builds that you can just play in 3.5, just letting them have all the flavor i miss in 5e
 PhoenixMelior: These are good lunches chat
   Anubis169: Oki dokie 
 CAKHost: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
   Anubis169: So chat, favourite cheesecake, go!
  Pharmacistjudge: honestly, I would block the word for the day
 exeJayce: that is exactly what I'm going to do
 CAKHost: My aunt made a really nice strawberry cheese cake I loved one time
 Shadowsoflife: @Anubis169 YEs
 PhoenixMelior: The word of the day is edamame
 CAKHost: My gateway cheesecake if you will
 RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 Vanilla, but with a raspberry saucce
 TXC2: Anubis169  the kind without cheese 
 Thadrin46: @Boomyakalolo Last time i played 3.5 it was a very minmax group. It wasnt fun.
 Shadowsoflife: so just cake? @TXC2
 TXC2: Shadowsoflife  exactly
 Shadowsoflife: fair
 TheKingWiggins: @Anubis169 white chocolate raspberry underrated
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 the one I am eating right now
 kaivex: So, we know what cheese, cake, and cheesecake are. What's cakecheese?
 CAKHost: Yellow cake with chocolate icing; can't go wrong with a classic!
 RandomTrivia: RocknGrohlNerd Good answer
RubyRiches: My apologies if I ruined any vibes; just wanted to share he news with Chat
 Creideiki_SE: Swedish "ostkaka", which literally translates to "cheesecake" but is nothing like it.
RubyRiches: *the
Boomyakalolo: @Thadrin46 I'm a monty hall kind of dm, so it's all fun and games
 commentarywife: REFRESH
 RandomTrivia: That was a very fast cycle
 TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
 NorthstarTex: F5
 tyrew0rm: 
 Thadrin46: Mmmm. Ostkaka. With jam.
 Boon_33:  
 LostThePirate: Gone and back agian
 Riiiiiiis: we up
 Aquarionics: @kaivex https://www.finecheese.co.uk/products/elizabeth-cheese-wedding-cake
   Anubis169: We're back yo 
 WrightJustice: 
 tdapenguin: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 CAKHost: Though I do love a good lemon or strawberry cake too! Haven't had a lemon one in a while
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 Strebenherz:  
 sephsays: Oh wow, I barely got started panicking
 brieandbacon: Red five, standing by
matthaus_c: I could never pick between lemon and carrot for my favourite cake
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 Thadrin46: 
 stippledotter: <message deleted>Frick we just lost Dolly Parton
 ladyjessica: not bad, only lost an hour since I last watched last night at 9pm EST.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Aquarionics I wasnt prepared for this kind of cake 
   Anubis169: Please don't do that
 themercenary1987: What really?
 CAKHost: Red switch stand, standing by (literally)
Noy2222: What's the stretch goal to buy LoadingReadyLlama?
 bondeulv: oh, this week is subathon
 TXC2: stippledotter  this is not the place to bring that short of thing up
 Its_VeeBot: Doesn't the role of LoadingReadyLlama change year to year?
 stippledotter: @Anubis169 Sorry, genuinely thought I was in messenger
 tdapenguin: @matthaus_c those are both excellent cakes. sadly, tho, i can't imagine a version that is a lemon-carrot cake. I wonder if someone has a better imagination that I do?
 exeJayce: so I'm curious, if all of the playmats aren't given away, will they be used for Desert Bus perhaps?
 bondeulv: I was thinking maybe they were talking about/commenting gamescom
RubyRiches: @CAKHost they've cared for Gibb+Pistachio..mostly, so..
 Thadrin46: No llamas. Only alpacas.
 Strebenherz: What spits more, a llama or alpaca?
 Aquarionics: (Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, llama, llama, duck)
 Eepymrrp: Ayy! Big thanks to the sub gifter  Left the stream running at home but not sure how to check from whom on mobile.
 commentarywife: all cheesecakes are amazing, my tastebuds love them, by stomach does not 
Noy2222: Are they zones for llama?
 TXC2: RubyRiches  counterpoint: Bartleby 
   LoadingReadyRun:  Did the Sims Llama make it through the night last night?
 CAKHost: @RubyRiches And Ceiling Egg, so I guess that qualifies. There watermelon track record though... hm
 TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  sure didn't
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 kaivex: Gibb can only provide so much wool for scarves.
 CAKHost: *their
 tryllebanjoUnofficial: @Thadrin46 Alplacamas, got everyone covered 
chaos5896: @LoadingReadyRun i have heard not, sorry
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the llama left after 2 hours iirc
RaeonTheAroAce: Llama no!!
RubyRiches: @TXC2 Bartleby's Eldridge nature is contained by Creepy Doll...I think
 RandomTrivia:   
 Aquarionics: @LoadingReadyRun No, it was ignored and therefore peaced out. Probably best for its health, as nearly nobody was able to use the shower.
   LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2    not enough petting
 TheMerricat: We did have one person die, but death refused to take him and revived creepy doll
 TXC2: RubyRiches  makes sense
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Boomyakalolo: @RaeonTheAroAce Llama yes, Llama always yes
TheAinMAP:   
 TXC2: Here we GO!
chaos5896:   
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TheMerricat death also refused graham
 NorthstarTex: @TheMerricat Graham also drowned but death also said "nah"
 Aquarionics: @TheMerricat Twice. Graham drowned too
RubyRiches: @CAKHost Eh, ceiling Egg keeps itself up thee by sheer will imo
chaos5896: 
 lordofkatz:   
 SnackPak_: 
 exeJayce: hi Ian, hi Alex!!!
IslandersCaper: 
 GhostValv: \o/
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 TXC2: Hello Ian and Alex
 Kentosaurus: OK baby
 e_bloc: ok baby
 stippledotter: The cabinet!
 ignitionpoint: <message deleted>rest in peace dolly parton
 RandomTrivia: Hi Ian, hi Alex!
Boomyakalolo: Ian and Alex!!!
   Anubis169: please don't do that
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 CAKHost: @RubyRiches *nods*
 tryllebanjoUnofficial: Make! Make! Make! 
 ZestyFungus: Hi!! The lighting is different!?
 zigboy22: OHHH
 Mai_Andra: ♫ we are all fuzzy and orange (and blue!) ♪
RubyRiches: @LoadingReadyRun It survived the overwhelming Hygiene issues from within the House, yes lol
 zigboy22: this one very excited
 Mangledpixel: time to cause things to be!
 RuiFaleiro: oh, had to reload. was that the scheduled stream reset, or unplanned? (i figured the daily reset would be post-sims)
 ignitionpoint: apologies
 TXC2: ignitionpoint  that nice, but this is not the place to bring that up
 kaivex: Any maker project that fits indoors is arguably small.
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 Aquarionics: @RuiFaleiro scheduled
 exeJayce: hi Heather, Angel, and Cam!
RubyRiches: @TheMerricat typical
Boomyakalolo: Cam mid paint
 TXC2: Hello Heather, Angle and Cameron
 MaskedThespian: Hey!  It's a non-blurry Cam!
 ZestyFungus: Thanks for the giftsub @yalc321
 CAKHost: Cameron with a Jewelry monocole is very choice XD
 MaskedThespian: Ooh, Adeptus Arbites!
 Yondaime233: Cams tiny man
 CAKHost: view lens?
 ElementalAlchemist: that's almost an accomplishment
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 TXC2: I mean, they are COPS
 CAKHost: I'm sure the actual name is kicking around in my brain somewhere
 MalFnord: which is impressive
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: tbf, the rest of 40k also wears its influence on its sleave
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 TXC2: CAKHost  Adeptus Arbites
 SnackPak_: rip
 Bruceski: Heretics, heretics, what you gonna do?
 exeJayce: aw that's such a cute plushie nevertheless!
LidofLoathing: Night Lords, you forgot Night Lords
 MalFnord: AICAB
 TXC2: CAKHost  wait, ignore me 
 Its_VeeBot: Everything But The Thread would be a good name for a crafts store
 ContingentCat: Yay dog!
 RandomTrivia: 
 LurkerSpine: we can see the outline
 MaskedThespian: @MalFnord What's the "I" stand for?
 public_key_reveal_party: Does the white balance look off to anyone?
 Mangledpixel: oh that's a cool way of doing that
 ContingentCat: that's really smart
RubyRiches: @TXC2 My apologies if I caused any issues earlier-I posted it in break to try to avoid any issues, vs potentially causing any during TTSF
 Therberus: Badge get!
 BeefcakeEmperor: @MaskedThespian imperial?
 mlokingbird: Oh this is a great stream to work on my own stuff with :00 work along
 tdapenguin: @public_key_reveal_party yeah, a bit
 CAKHost: @TXC2 Was going to say; that was no where near where my brain was looking in the back files! XD
 MaskedThespian: @BeefcakeEmperor Maybe
 chibi_bento: Neat!
 AnyaSilverfur: Time for me to start some LotR cross stitch for another event this weeknd
 TXC2: RubyRiches  reasonable, but we have a blanket ban on that sort of thing, tends to derail things.
 AlsoSopranoCat: Oh man, Cameron with a loupe, what a sight to come back to?
   Anubis169: oooo, keep us updated Anya 
 LostThePirate: I'm crocheting too! Working on gnomes this morning
 ElementalAlchemist: is the baby OK?
 Its_VeeBot: It's a fine baby. It's OK
RubyRiches: @TXC2 Ah; fair enough
 e_bloc: baby is getting more OK
 Mangledpixel: do they have that new capacitor smell?
 themercenary1987: Even though Arbites are the worst, Judge Dredd is still one of my fave comics from 2000 AD so I instantly loved them.
 Riiiiiiis: uhh get that fish smell
 WhoseGamewasitZ: fat stacks of cash
Boomyakalolo: yes, yes toch the spoldey boy
 Too_Many_Knives: Cappa
 sephsays: thoroughly recommend the "not dying" part
 MaskedThespian: @themercenary1987 Indeed!  One of these days, I'm going to get going on the Adeptus Arbites full army project I've had on the back burner for like 25 years.
 e_bloc: did someone shine those buttons cause they look nice
 GhostValv: crack into a cold cab
@DragonSeru: I forgot, schedule was only available on discord, right?
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 CAKHost: Looks like it could use a good alcohol scrub bubs
 TXC2: that's a big montior
 kusinohki: meows
 e_bloc: 310 numbers
 DandyGeek: it's a 28 or 29" crt, yeah
 flatluigi: i think they want to make sure it works before they clean it
 CAKHost: @flatluigi Fair!
 SnackPak_: 
 themercenary1987: @MaskedThespian I would love to pick up a bunch and get a necromunda game running
 CAKHost: 
 BeefcakeEmperor: no no, no smokey, smokey + electronics = bad
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 TXC2: RandomTrivia  
 RandomTrivia: Super excited for Maker Day to see what everyone is creating! To that end, fuck it have an hour 
 Simbionis: DAMN
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 60!?
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Earthenone: 60?!
 e_bloc: love the reflection of the cameras
 shippityships: 60 subs?????
 BeefcakeEmperor: HOLY
 themercenary1987: Trivia Hot DAMN
 MTigress: <message deleted>i just got home from the dentist, and found out Dolly Parton passed away.
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Boomyakalolo: 60?
 mercano82: No one died from high voltage, we’re good.
 Bassios: Holy balls
GedankenPalast_: 80 !!
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matthaus_c: hold the phone are those measuring tape suspenders
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 Strebenherz: Damn RandomTrivia
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GrathXVI: @mercano82 No one died from high voltage YET
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 TXC2: MTigress  this is not the place to bring that up
 big_blue_man: holy moly 60 subs
 MaskedThespian: @themercenary1987 I used to run Enforcers back in the early 2000s, back when everything was in metal.  Not far off of the Arbites, in terms of looks
 tani_2023:    
 tani_2023: @RandomTrivia Thanks for the gift sub!
 mercano82: @GrathXVI true, there are a bunch of capacitors to deal with still
 AleisAlpto: are they making an arcade?
 HedWund: Remember capacitors in old tvs and monitors can hold a charge for years
 SnackPak_: ooo, it's labeled
 CAKHost: Hmm forbidden spaghetti!
 e_bloc: oh yeah the 2x4
 AspiringDryad: Thanks for da gift!!! Sooo generous
 RandomTrivia:  the label
 CAKHost: XD
 AleisAlpto: HAHAHAH
 AleisAlpto: 
Boomyakalolo: james in the bomb bunker
 andrew_coluzzi:    
 ShhIAmARealCat: Thank you for the gift 💝
 SnackPak_: what a good prop
 RandomTrivia: That is exactly what it says on the tin
 DandyGeek: rescue tool
 DanTheMediocre: @RandomTrivia Thanks for the gift sub!
 TXC2: how much of a Claymore mine will this CRT turn into?
 sephsays: James, do not lick the device, and I think you might be fine
 nosole: Is it plexi at least?
 mercano82: it’s a vacuum tube, it should implode, not explode
 RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Yes
 e_bloc: check the safety glass budget
 public_key_reveal_party: Turn into?
 TXC2: RandomTrivia  oh...goodie
 CAKHost: Would a CRT be the OG Spicy Pillow?!
 I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
 ghyllnox: How this works: Safety Third
 ALLxISxLOST: what... what is alex holding?
 CAKHost: At least in terms of shape?
 TXC2: hello I_Am_Clockwork  welcome
Boomyakalolo: @chaos5896 it's for knocking lose the elctrouctie
 Nathade: how does the 'Ian Horner rescue tool' work?
 public_key_reveal_party: @chaos5896 You don't want to touch someone touching something electric because you then have two people being shocked
 Its_VeeBot: "So that's a bad sign" Oh no
 TXC2: ALLxISxLOST  it's clearly labeled
 FadedOasis: @chaos5896 It's to shove Ian away from the CRT in case sudden electrical charge makes Ian grip hard.
serenechild: the inside of the cabinet has a very suspicious looking face
 RandomTrivia: @Nathade You use it to disconnect the Ian Horner from the electricity
 TXC2: serenechild  that, or they are BAKED
RubyRiches: @ALLxISxLOST The Save Ian Horner's Life Device
 ALLxISxLOST: @TXC2 I am having my doubts
serenechild: @TXC2 yeah
 baneless27: angel xD
matthaus_c: Ian Horner & The Rescue Tools is my favourite experimental post-punk collective
 xantos69: I think this screenshot is the MOST TTSF TTSF we have ever had.
chaos5896: Thanks chat! 
 Nathade: @RandomTrivia Ohh yeah that makes sense
 Riiiiiiis: the stick will do nothing in this case. The caps will discharge in an instance
 CAKHost: Maybe don't do that then Ian!
 Aquarionics: The ten foot pole is a staple of every adventurer's pack. This travel version as demonstrated by Alex is sized for office environments.
 Too_Many_Knives: Realize your potential. Equalize its potential.
 CAKHost: Why have that thought at all?!
 Its_VeeBot: Paging the LRR No Context Tumblr account...
 TXC2: xantos69  up there with Ian setting paper on fire
 commentarywife: have we ever had to use the Ian Horner rescue tool before?
 flatluigi: @Its_VeeBot refresh your dashboard
 baneless27: why hand behind back?
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 ClodiumSoride: S.H.I.E.L.D.: Save Horner, Ian Electricity Life Device
 AleisAlpto: YIPPIEE
 public_key_reveal_party: @commentarywife I don't believe so
 Simbionis: woo!
GedankenPalast_: 
 Too_Many_Knives: @baneless27 convulsions
 MaskedThespian: Where's the earth-shattering kaboom?  There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom...
 RandomTrivia:  Remember kids, electrical safety is no joke
 CAKHost: \o/
 Kapiainen: Another successful operation
 Its_VeeBot: @flatluigi Very good
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CautiousPlumpWitchResidentSleeper-Go__Tcwt005q1ku1
 Strebenherz: @baneless27 Safer
RubyRiches: @MaskedThespian We got a silence whiff & will like it /s
 Aquarionics: @baneless27 Do not touch the danger pocket with remaining hand.
 omdorastrix: CRT =  particle accellerator
 RandomTrivia: @MaskedThespian Did someone steal the Imodium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator already?
 CAKHost: D8
 Riiiiiiis: and the tube is now charging since you removed the bleeder
 ALLxISxLOST: left leg up
 Patorik: Beware of Volton the electricity monster, all he wants is to reach the ground
 gualdhar: *takes notes* no... electricity... through... body... does the brain count?
 TXC2: So Ian is NOT a fire bender who can redirect lightning
 Bassios: What is electricity? Well, when two electrons love each other very much...
 DaxStrife: I am glad Ian chose not to die of electrical shock live during sub-a-thon.
@aonomus: Perfect, I get to tune in just in time for alligator-clip screwdriver discharge action
@aonomus: Somewhere out there, someone working for BC Worksafe is tingling.
@Quiltfish: Does TTSF need a visit from whatever OSHA is in Canada?
@elijahk9138: a car horn honked right when Ian pulled that off and I about died. lordt.
 kusinohki: re: hand behind back (I'm guessing).  so you don't accidentally grab the crt with both hand creating a circuit where electricity goes directly across your chest/heart
 e_bloc: its like spice
 Drasvin: CRT is a light bulb with the filaments replaced with a GUN!
 TXC2: gualdhar  only if home made
 j_crane330: Oh man
 big_blue_man: @kusinohki correct
GrathXVI: @TXC2 He is, but he can only redirect lightning once.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: As a comparison, the capacitor for a disposable camera flash hurts like a mother..
 CAKHost: @TXC2 Unfortunate but true!
 NorthstarTex: my highschool physics professor literally demonstrated what happens when you short a capacitor. the screw driver he uses for those demonstrations has many burn marks.
 Bruceski: @kusinohki Yeah. Reflexive actions can kill.
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 big_blue_man: electricity takes path of least resistance and your body sucks as a resistor
 themercenary1987: @gualdhar No EXTRA electricity....
   Anubis169: thank you Aquarionics 
RubyRiches: @gualdhar From Birth internal Electrical current only..i think
 Strebenherz: @baneless27 Tldr with what Ian is saying, with all the old capacitors and shit, these crts can hold dangerous amounts of electricity for a long long time, and all the precautions are for that
 Strebenherz: Add on*
 AugmentingPath: @Strebenherz specifically, I believe it's so he doesn't complete a circuit that passes through his heart
 omdorastrix: @Drasvin More like a CRT is a lightbulb powered by a small particle accelerator
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 undecided44: And the safety board is to break your arm.... I mean break the circuit in the event that it began discharging through you without Alex having to touch you and maybe becoming part of the circuit
 Mai_Andra: Is this show set in Mexico?  The lightning looks somewhat yellow...
 Too_Many_Knives: I always liked "CRT is a particle accelerator you point at your face"
 AugmentingPath: @Mai_Andra that's offgassing nicotine, presumably
 commentarywife: LIGHT!
 RandomTrivia: RIP Cameron's eyes
 Drasvin: @omdorastrix I know, but the particle accelerator part is typically called an electron gun
 AleisAlpto: LET THERE BE LIGHT
   Anubis169: CRTs freak me the eff out
Noy2222: Everything is not yellow!
 JRandomHacker: @Too_Many_Knives Don't worry, though - we put a thin sheet of glass in front of the particle accelerator
Noy2222: Everything is yellow!
TheAinMAP: 
 MaskedThespian: Did Cameron spill the Nuln Oil?
 Wiliart: For a moment I thought the light was to get into the CTR vibes.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: I bent my wookiee
 RandomTrivia: @JRandomHacker And paint it!
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 abslomdaak42: Thanks, Aquarionics! 
 TXC2: "that's my 3rd monocle this week, I simple must stop being so horrified"
 flatluigi: we have found the white balance
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 RandomTrivia: Maker rule 1: you will NOT remember exactly what was plugged in where - document EVERYTHING
 StarShock2002: Noone go onto the Internet ever again, it will make you sad
 TheLadyMakai: agreed!
 Mai_Andra: Having parts left over is the classic experience.
 flyman347: fish
 CAKHost: So safe to assume this doesn't have vacuum tubes unless they are very very tiny: https://www.walmart.com/ip/seort/20323407180
 big_blue_man: fish
 Drasvin: fish
 CAKHost: fsh
 commentarywife: dual camera
 themercenary1987: Ahah camera in camera
 Aquarionics: Aha, the lrr-in-lrr experience.
 TXC2: the internet was better when it was contained to a room, and not in your phone
 TheLadyMakai: PIP yeah!
 RandomTrivia: That was one hell of a noise
GedankenPalast_: cheep cheep 
 CAKHost: Rando HONK?
 tdapenguin: @RandomTrivia this is so much easier in the time of 'inifinite photos fit into a pocket'
 RandomTrivia: Gonna just grab that one
 CAKHost: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 big_blue_man: didn't realize the arcade cabinet contained a train whistle
 Drasvin: CRT has been grounded
 TXC2: that was a race start horn of a breath
 themercenary1987: Is this the beginning of the LRR Reaction channel?
 PsychoI3oy: but thankfully not too exciting
 flyman347: fish
 Simbionis: cheep
 Its_VeeBot: Live Cheep Cheep reaction
 RandomTrivia: @tdapenguin Absolutely
 PhoenixMelior: Thats a cheep cheep
 kusinohki: @drasvin   get out...  *frump*
 WhoseGamewasitZ: Dar Kart is my favorite 80's German Metal band.
 commentarywife: that board is RATHER dusty
RubyRiches: 100
 CAKHost: Brush the bunnies
 glitched_goddess: oh dear yeah that board is dire
 TXC2: imagine if smoking DIDN'T leave a layer of tar on EVERYTHING
 e_bloc: your brush will become dirty forever
RubyRiches: @TXC2 inconceivable!
@punit19: woo pnp
 Friggin_Cornflakes: @RandomTrivia thanks for the gift sub! 
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 i like to imagine it as 'not smoking'
 Jogela: The dirt will simply inhale the brush
KitteyWolf: what are the other crafts being had in the corner
 TXC2: tdapenguin  fair
 CAKHost: I assume Cameron is painting minies
 CAKHost: *minis
 RandomTrivia: Currently pulling a clean take of this year's fresh new Ian Noise https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DarlingSucculentSalsifyAMPEnergy-qknPld4pEUCj2hbl
 e_bloc: tinker tailor solder sucker
 NorthstarTex: uh, should the stream be updated so this isn't minecraft, I mean its half of it with the crafting though
 CAKHost: Heather and Angel are doing flat works of some kind
 tdapenguin: @KitteyWolf cam is painting minis, angel is painting a dog portrait comssisioned by alex, heather is doing crochet. i think
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 TXC2: KitteyWolf  Needlecraft, Painting and painting (models)
   Anubis169: thank yooooooou
 RandomTrivia:  
 TXC2: maywecomein  
 jonnykefka: not a sponsor *yet*
 CAKHost: @TXC2 ^
GedankenPalast_:  maywecomein
 kusinohki: LRR should get a tarp sponsor...
 Riiiiiiis: remember that the smoke from lead free solder is much more harmful than smoke from leaded solder!
 Too_Many_Knives: Have we documented the polarity of all the installed caps?
 GirlPainting: kusinohki i thought LRR had a tarp budget already
 big_blue_man: @Riiiiiiis i didn't know that actually, wonder why that is
 e_bloc: remember, solder drunk, paint sober
 Mai_Andra: be careful not to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow...
 big_blue_man: holy solder joints batman
 CAKHost: Pretty sure bipolar is getting depreciated in terms of a medical term (but mostly this is just a /j please read it that way! )
 Riiiiiiis: @big_blue_man lots of additives to make it work as good as leaded. and the additives make smoke bad
 CAKHost: * 
GedankenPalast_: I always love your cam setup and overlays  every time again
 CAKHost: (Bah bad bit is bad)
KitteyWolf: is alex cleaning another part of the board?
 TXC2: yes
 Cinominn: missed the beginning of this, whats everyone doing? i see arcade repair but cant tell for everyone else
 Riiiiiiis: millionth
 CAKHost: might also be disassembling it too?
 ElementalAlchemist: wouldn't that be a milliferrad?
MungoDude: 1 millionth of a Farad
 LesBeauxPlastiques: farads measure capacitance
 themercenary1987: Cam is painting his little guys
 nevermore913: Wait there is something princess auto doesn't have?
 big_blue_man: yeah no microfarad is way smaller than that
 JosVanTongeren: One farad is the capacitance of a capacitor that stores one coulomb of electrical charge when a potential difference of one volt is applied across its terminals.
 TXC2: Cinominn  Heather doing needlework, Angel painting, Cameron painting (models)
 gualdhar: essentially 1 Farad can kill you
 tdapenguin: @Cinominn from L to R: crochet, painting small doggo portrait, painting minis
 Cinominn: sweet
 GirlPainting: Not to confuse with the micro ferret! that are just baby ferrets 
 tdapenguin: @gualdhar there is an xkcd comic about this....
 nevermore913: Heather doing crochet per her discord
 Too_Many_Knives: 1 Farad is a tremendous amount of stored energy, thus using microfarads
 Veshnikard: 1 coulomb per volt
 RandomTrivia: @gualdhar And while it *will* hurt the entire time you're dying, it will do so VERY quickly
matthaus_c: I liked how Ian described it as "uncut Horner" in the Discord
 Riiiiiiis: @Too_Many_Knives yet, you can easily buy a 2F supercap
 CAKHost: Pretty sure there's a crapshot on why that isn't a great idea! IE: Taking Heather's Hat
 big_blue_man: i need to get one of those soldering irons, those are very nice to work with
 ElementalAlchemist: meep meep
 Too_Many_Knives: They have their use, just like any dangerous item
 LordZarano: farad "is named after the English physicist Michael Faraday"
   Anubis169: meep moop
 GirlPainting: @ Ian Alex and Cameron. What made you decide to grow the beard design you currently have (or not)
@Zenthere: One farad stores one coulomb of electrical charge when a voltage of one volt is applied across its terminals (1 F = 1 C/V).
@DragonSeru: one micro farad is a tiny german bicycle
 RealGamerCow: Somewhere I have a photo of a 25 Farad capacitor used in lasers. It was the size of a paint can.
 tdapenguin: @RealGamerCow yikes
 Too_Many_Knives: @RealGamerCow That's a spicy meatball!
 Riiiiiiis: there are a few types of capacitors as well, ceramic for example
 AspiringDryad: @RealGamerCow terrifying
 big_blue_man: @RealGamerCow dear god
 Velarisation: thanks for the sub, @RandomTrivia 
 LesBeauxPlastiques: capacitors can be used to condition power from AC to DC and it's easy to do but very terrifying
 Riiiiiiis: ups
 gualdhar: a good allegory for a capacitor is a water tower. You can pump water into the tower to store it, and release water from the tower when you need it
 RandomTrivia: Uninterruptable power supply
 big_blue_man: i saw someone make battleship except the guesses overloaded smaller capacitors, it was dope
 RealGamerCow: power conditioner
 UnknownFriday: Universal Basic Induction?
 GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun Ian Alex and Cameron. What made you decide to grow the beard design you currently have (or not)
 tdapenguin: @gualdhar and if it gets released unexpectedly, bad things can happen
 AugmentingPath: i give all my computers ubi so they can follow their drreams, unshackled by capitalist quotidium
 BlueChloroplast: @augmentingpath 
 GasCityGaming: What Kill Team or Faction is Cam painting?
 RealGamerCow: also capacitors in series(I think? Might be parallel) can be used to dump a bunch of power in a short burst
 RandomTrivia: The sound of focus
 Bassios: I need to sort a decent UPS for my home server, but hot damn everything is so expensive all the time
 kaivex: asmr brush scritches
 TXC2: "will giving computers UBI prevent the coming AI Apocalypse? is this essay....."
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 sure, but that's basically what capacitors do / are able to
 TXC2: GasCityGaming  Adeptus Arbites
 commentarywife: this feels like great body doubling content
 Rexsplosion: Honestly, just silently working on various projects and creative endeavors with friends sounds like a pretty amazing time.
 Riiiiiiis: @Riiiiiiis argh
 big_blue_man: @Bassios my current homelab is just a nuc that my boss had lying around
   Anubis169: Bassios: I genuinely couldn't afford my UPS if I bought it today
 ArdCollider: @Bassios if you are OK with giving Jeffy money (and you might not be), woot sometimes has deals on CyberPower stuff. it'd get you over for a bit, at least.
 TXC2: Riiiiiiis  oh good
 wolfiezz43: so peaceful
 kusinohki: crapshot idea - AI filing for unemployment...
   Anubis169: it's an APC thing the size of a comp
 codatski: @UndarmedOracle, do you find yourself thankful for streams like this to hold you to painting minis? I would find that useful. *Glances at shame pile*
 Diabore: we seem to still be in minecraft with james if it matters
 CAKHost: Where did the headband came from?!
 GasCityGaming: The party
 keely_lionheart: thank you for the gift sub @aquarionics 
 varmintx0: Stream title didn't update.
 CAKHost: I sure hope it isn't a JumpStart Party while Alex is working away on that board. 
 Riiiiiiis: @Diabore yeah, just reloaded and still
 VorlonScout: @ArdCollider CyberPower also has an official store on ebay with usually-good prices on refurbished units. It's my go-to.
 WhoseGamewasitZ: <message deleted>Oh man.. i just heard about Dolly
 TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  stream title needs to be changed
  Juliamon: !news
  LRRbot: Please do not share breaking news (politics, celebrity deaths, etc) in chat during a stream unless it is directly related to the stream. At best it disrupts the stream and you don't know how it could affect the streamer.
 RockPusher: Good Morning Moonbase! How goes the tinkering?
 MadWolf1290: @TXC2 yeah, strangest looking Minecraft mod yet. 
 Ctabbe: question for Cam (and the room/chat in general): Do you have any special techniques for fine detail on warhammers? I find myself having such a hard time with the fiddly bits on my eldar
 TXC2: Juliamon  thank for reminding me of that command
 tdapenguin: @RockPusher no-one's been electrocuted yet!
 RandomTrivia: Hey there RockPusher! Ian has successfully removed the CRT without getting zapped
 Its_VeeBot: Well there's some amount of crafting going on
 TXC2: hello RockPusher  it's going well enough
 Riiiiiiis: trust the french??
 CAKHost: James is probably too busy eating to update
 zenthere:    
 ElementalAlchemist: uh
 PhoenixMelior: Behead them
 CAKHost: Still issue really 
 grimangel53: I'm just excited to see the arcade machine back!
 kusinohki: shocking result... I mean, not shocking anyone....
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 TXC2: hello zenthere  welcome
 RockPusher: Electrocutions: 0 is indeed an auspicious start!
 themercenary1987: Probably as good as anyone else's
 zenthere: just establishing the international units and partially policing standards
 tdapenguin: @RockPusher belopa!
 varmintx0: oh, do we get to #blamejames?
 RandomTrivia: Voltaire and Ampere were French
 TehAmelie: how goes the quest for learning mechanics?
 PsychoI3oy: fr is fine if it's actually French people... but there's a lot of other places that pretend to be France that are less "good netizens"
 Too_Many_Knives: Oh no is this a homunuculus board?
 Riiiiiiis: @RandomTrivia get out!
 RealGamerCow: What's Alex cleaning?
 RandomTrivia: @Riiiiiiis At least one of them got a unit named after them 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @tdapenguin very auspicious
 atinyspacemarine: What step of the repair process is programming an FPGA to recreate the hardware?
 kusinohki: how hard would it be to recreate the circuit board from scratch??
 nevermore913: I wish I had the talent of any of the crafters on screen
 RockPusher: Next on TTSF, building CRT picture circuitry entirely from scratch 
 TXC2: kusinohki  almost impossible
 kaivex: Winchester Mystery Circuits
 Riiiiiiis: Ian, you probably just want to replace all the electrolytes, so the specific places doesn't matter
 big_blue_man: @kusinohki there might be services that can do it online, but not in this environment
 atinyspacemarine: I ended up with some super micro servers that have motherboards much like that
 Strebenherz: @kusinohki Finding the programming and making it would be hell I imagine
 Bassios: @kusinohki If it's just single or double layered, very hard but not impossible. Any more layers than that and you're hosed completely
 atinyspacemarine: @Bassios I mean if you have the design, you can send it out to a 3rd party to fabricate
 TXC2: by the way chat: it is also important to clean the dust from the inside of your computer from time to time
 ArdCollider: mine used to tell me it needed dusting by BSOD'ing in Destiny
 e_bloc: !clip
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 big_blue_man: ian you can't just say that
 baneless27: lol cam
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 very true!
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostValv: 
 TXC2: for the person who just whispered at me, I can't respond to whispers
 ALLxISxLOST: whats the game for the game cabinet anyway?
 ArdCollider: 
 Riiiiiiis: aren't the values printed on the old caps?
 goombalax: he was talking about minecraft animals, not that thats better
 RealGamerCow: some tiny surfacemount caps don't have values shown
 RockPusher: Toooob!
 Riiiiiiis: it plays minecraft right? or pubg?
 big_blue_man: yeah true, the lentil bean looking ones don't have them. the tubes might
 ClodiumSoride: @ALLxISxLOST nothing specific, the game board can be swapped out
 ClockTamer: CUBE!
 ALLxISxLOST: @ClodiumSoride neato!
 DandyGeek: there's a few arcade board options
 inetro: MiSTERs are so cool
 DandyGeek: Ian still has a Naomi2 kit floating around in addition to the MiSTER
 CodeIndigo: Oh nice! Original DE-10 or MiSTER Pi?
 TXC2: oh Adam's gonna be ALL over that
 munocard: Wait, they've got CPS3 working?!
 CodeIndigo: I didn't know about 3rd Strike...! Gonna have to update mine
 cherryblossomchef: what's the crochet project?
 ALLxISxLOST: any fighters?
 themercenary1987: Will we have an in house OKi OKi Fight Club Tournemant using the hardware?
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HomelyImpossibleStarShazBotstix-s06u9x138qP9YVrV
 RockPusher:  
 LostThePirate: XD
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 tdapenguin: @cherryblossomchef all i know is "heart-shaped with lots of colour-changes"
 DandyGeek: @munocard jotego has been working on the CPS3 core for MiSTER and I think it might be released now, yeah
 kimmiekoneko: does it feature nekokoneko?
 munocard: I thought there was some nonsense with the kick harness stopping CPS3 from working.
 Its_VeeBot: "Oh my gah!"
 kusinohki: 29 old favorites and balloon fight!
 BlueChloroplast: @randomtrivia  
 Rexsplosion: Sinistar, TMNT, Simpsons, X-Men... Some real gems
 CodeIndigo: Azumanga Daioh also had a mahjong-type dealie for the PS1
 munocard: @DandyGeek Does it work on Analogue Pocket?
 Verrain2: But can you run Doom on it?
 RealGamerCow: LRR Starcade when? 
 ClodiumSoride: now I have the Puzzle Bobble (AKA Bust-A-Move) music running through my mind
   Anubis169: You can run doom on anything
 CodeIndigo: @Its_VeeBot Hallo every nyan.
 DandyGeek: @munocard that, I do not know
 cherryblossomchef: @tdapenguin word, thanks!
 DandyGeek: I'm personally lobbying for them to boot up Street Fighter The Movie
 inetro: I feel like arcade cabinets usually end up being a mishmash of parts and a lot of hope
 TXC2: they got Doom to run on artifcally made brains
 kimmiekoneko: "i wish i were a bird"
 ClodiumSoride: @Verrain2 yes. In fact, with a large enough level, you can run Doom in Doom.
   Anubis169: You'd be surprised inetro
 Verrain2: @Anubis169 Yes, but can they do it?
 RealGamerCow: Thank you Heather
 CodeIndigo: And the Cam cam with him clenching that loupe like he's a pirate
 RealGamerCow: high electron pressure
 kimmiekoneko: cam clearly has watched the "how to wear a monocle" video
 codatski: Shooting lots of fish, not necessarily the right ones
 ElementalAlchemist: ah, 電圧
 munocard: Fire at the disco? Fire at the Taco Bell?
 Thadrin46: <message deleted>Aw crap... you guys... Dolly Parton died :*
 e_bloc: 
 Jogela: Danger x Danger = High Voltage ?
   Anubis169: !news
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 Rexsplosion: Oh man, need to put that song on my playlist right now
 RuiFaleiro: that's my desire
 CodeIndigo: @codatski shooting fish with an unreal tournament flak cannon
 RealGamerCow: I thought Alex just got a lap full of IPA or Acetone or whatever is in that botle
 TXC2: let me tell yeah, as some one trying to figure out the names of Sumo moves, Google translate knows nothing 
 RockPusher: Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
 Riiiiiiis: @RealGamerCow Should be IPA
 BlueChloroplast: @txc2 
 jarnatan: Cyborg Cam adjusting his ocular implant
 RockPusher:  
 ArmstrongRGM96X: When you gaze into a dog, the dog gazes also into you
 neveth: tech priest Cam?
 PhoenixMelior: Maybe a baron?
 jarnatan: Adeptus Mech-Camicus
 RockPusher: Sign up to Barony today!
 RandomTrivia: Does it make you install a count?
TacitusVigil: Imperial Engineer Lauder?
 RealGamerCow: so how much IPA does it take to cut through 25 years of Japanese cigarette tar?
 grimangel53: @jarnatan Love this for him
 LesBeauxPlastiques: cam's real name is batou
 CodeIndigo: @RealGamerCow ask beej, there's an anime about that this season
 PhoenixMelior: @realgamercow can we use a bucket of coca cola instead?
 lordofkatz: Which army is Cam painting, again?
 jhmv: what an incredible cool monocle
 rabbitgta: So you need to ship the dollars upside down?
 jarnatan: I think of it less as high voltage danger and more like high voltage opportunity
 TXC2: lordofkatz  Adeptus Arbites
 MaskedThespian: @lordofkatz Adeptus Arbites, for Kill Team
 AleisAlpto: what's cam painting ova there?
 PhoenixMelior: Were you watching the sims?
 lordofkatz: Thank you!
TacitusVigil: #SimCrimes
 flatluigi: two people died but they got better
 RealGamerCow: No one died and stayed dead!
 CAKHost: Someone translated the Sims?!
 RockPusher: little more than 20m
 SymphonySolstice: thats so sad
 e_bloc: I saw sim-Heather shower then wash a toilet
 Simbionis: Graham and Creepy Doll both died and got revived
 MWGNZ:  llama
KitteyWolf: and two people died but they got revives because grim didnt want them xD
 themercenary1987: Everyones Stinky currently
 CAKHost: Oh a highlights of what happened! okay! XD
 RockPusher: but for whatever reason no one attended the llama
 MrSarkhan: RIP Llama
 Rexsplosion: Oh, looking at my channel points, I just have guessed correctly on the let's nope "who dies first" gamble
 flyman347: g drowned in the pool
 TXC2: remember kids: the adpetus arbites are both cops AND judges, and their leader is on what is basically the executive branch of the whole imperium
 Riiiiiiis: @LoadingReadyRun do you wan't to update the stream title?
 RandomTrivia:  Llama
 RebekahWSD: Creepy Doll *and* Graham died, but it didn't stick
MungoDude: the Grim Reaper decided not to take Creepydoll
KitteyWolf: @MungoDude decided not to take graham either lol
 flyman347: a genderless burger experience
 Bright5park: In fairness, the dirty toilet was the more popular pet in the household.
 CAKHost: I though someone actually translated the Simish that Sims speak. Which fair! You can do that! but it might be boring as heck
 TehAmelie: freakos: yess. . .ha ha ha
 PhoenixMelior: The grim reaper looked at graham and said "not today"
 RustZenith: Ulmer became a werewolf 😀
 jarnatan: ACAB = All Cops ArBites
 RealGamerCow: @CAKHost There were people in chat translating a lot of it
KitteyWolf: @CAKHost there are only a handful of words that have real meanings
KitteyWolf: its not a full con-lang
 CAKHost: @KitteyWolf XD
 PsychoI3oy: surely it contains many of the same type of caps that can be replaced
 Austere_Squire: is that an arcade machine?
 CodeIndigo: "we don't really know" but since when has that stopped you
 TXC2: Austere_Squire  sure is
 RandomTrivia: @Austere_Squire It used to be, hopefully it will be again
 Austere_Squire: from whence?
 commentarywife: I thought they had ALL the  capacitors earlier?
   Anubis169: from thence
 TXC2: Austere_Squire  Alex found it
 themercenary1987: Remeber we call the the Adeptus Arbities because otherwise 2000 AD would sue
 TXC2: Feeesh
 RockPusher: You've got this James
TacitusVigil: So many fishes...left in the sea...so many fishes...just Londo and me!
 CAKHost: I suppose translating meaning "hey how do we apply a LRR-ishm to this Simish" is a form of translating. XD
 Adderkleet: Is this where we point out it says "Minecraft w/ James" still?
 PhoenixMelior: Who sabotaged James?
 TXC2: Goat there
 RandomTrivia: 
 CAKHost: DOGGO
 MWGNZ: i beleive in james 
 RockPusher: Doggo!
   Anubis169: Today's fish is Trout à la Cabinet, enjoy your game.
 RandomTrivia: Excellent doggo
 LesBeauxPlastiques: that's a damn good doggo
 TXC2: PhoenixMelior  James probably
 e_bloc: 
 Rexsplosion: James sounds VERY AWAKE
 Drasvin: Doggo!
TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: ooo das purdy
 RandomTrivia: FEESH
 CAKHost: Cheep cheep cam!
 Riiiiiiis: looks great
 tdapenguin: nice!
 TXC2: !fish
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 Drasvin: fish
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 commentarywife: @Adderkleet Mine now says Maker Day
 Austere_Squire: Remy?
RaeonTheAroAce: uppy hog
 trainpants: feesh
 PhoenixMelior: Cheep cheep
 themercenary1987: foosh
 j_crane330: Hi
 RandomTrivia: This view is presumably Kevin
 ghyllnox: Ooooo
   Anubis169: 'lo j_crane330
 snacksmuncher69: Good colours
 RandomTrivia: Looking cool already
 e_bloc: 
 tdapenguin: very pretty!
Jessicalamity: Doggo
sephyhallow: WHAT THE HECK FIG
 themercenary1987: Enhance!
 RandomTrivia: Just some little guys
   Anubis169: oooOOOooo
 briwrites: Oooh a corner to corner blanket??
 RockPusher: Men, Smol
 ghyllnox: Widdle
 AleisAlpto: not to be that guy but, ugh, inquisition...
 tdapenguin: little painted folks!
 CAKHost: Dudes 1-5
 Drasvin: Smol men and big feesh
 RockPusher: "We're just men. Tiny men."
 Rexsplosion: Iddle guys
 CodeIndigo: Cam, your build is awesome
 TriuneSystem: I wish the cheepcheep was a roop transport for 40k
 snacksmuncher69: (tiny) dudes rock
 shamblingkrenshar: Just got here. Why is the Cheep Cheep terrorizing Cam's tiny soldiers?
 GhostValv: 
 themercenary1987: Is anyone getting a bunch of whispers atm?
 jarnatan: @CodeIndigo And his army is too
 ZestyFungus: Sick
 TriuneSystem: *troop transport
 Riiiiiiis: I mean it's your little men, you can paint them pink and gold if you want
 MWGNZ: red really pops
 tdapenguin: @shamblingkrenshar cheep cheep is a focus point
 shamblingkrenshar: Oh thats smart
 CAKHost: Ah XD
 AleisAlpto: but i am going to be honest. they are coming along very nicely
 TXC2: themercenary1987  from whomst?
 Kentosaurus: red makes them go faster right
 SharkHero08: such a cool kit
 shwarsz: why not use paper to remove excess
 CAKHost: Skin Swashing isn't a tech I am familiar with XD
 j_crane330: Oh because he has a face
 ZestyFungus: How many hit points does the fish have?
 jarnatan: one very large hitpoint
 TriuneSystem: @Kentosaurus Correct
 Bassios: Now that I have had my dindins, I'm gonna do some painting too  Got the Prophetess for my Bretonnian army to do
 inetro: @shwarsz Too absorbent, you want some moisture just not a lot
 Riiiiiiis: now with the new lens, it will be camera 8
 blastedman: @yalc321 thanks for the gift sub!
 Riiiiiiis: uhhhhh
 TXC2: so zoomed in!
 tdapenguin: oooh! big tinies!
 themercenary1987: @TXC2 Randos it appears, names don't appear in this chat when i @ them, so likely spam, but odd that i got 4 in a row
 trainpants: neat
 baneless27: very sick
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello.  What's being tinker, tailored, soldered, and/or fried?
 kaivex: Tiny mans made bigs!
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: What chassis are we working on? MS8-29?
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Are these Arbites?
 flyman347: long range buckshot
 thebuzzstreams: good news, we're the third highest viewed minecraft channel right now. Bad news for anyone expecting to be mining, but great news for those watching for the crafting
 themercenary1987: Just wanted to see if anyone else was getting the same
 TXC2: themercenary1987  hmm, interesting, we'll keep an eye out
 Riiiiiiis: it shotguns snipers
 AleisAlpto: I like the sniper
 ContingentCat: looking good
jjcard: Yay, I ripped a chunk of drywall off while attempting to put a painting up with command strips. Wouldn't recommend that
 TriuneSystem: Excuse me, did you just say sniper... shotgun?
GedankenPalast_: Love playing them in Darktide
 CAKHost: Yay 5%
 rabbitgta: 5%> 0%
 jarnatan: Love it when my gun is so chunky, the muzzle device alone is bigger than my arm
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 Plasterboard: NERF shot!
 themercenary1987: Which one?
 inetro: Reminds me I gotta get back to painting my Tzaangors
sephyhallow: Hey Angel, that is an amazing portrait of Fig! Alex just told me to tune in, I had no idea he had asked for this. Thank you so much qq
 TXC2: "yeah I'd be breaking a sweat, if you hadn't just ran out of ammo!"
 themercenary1987: 2012 one is FIRE
 TriuneSystem: How does a sniper shotgun work?
 Rexsplosion: Dredd
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Not the rob schneider classic?
 Rexsplosion: So good!
 themercenary1987: Hey Graham
 TXC2: TriuneSystem  air busting maybe?
KitteyWolf: hey graham!
GedankenPalast_: hi G
 TXC2: *bursting
 HedWund:  morning graham
 RandomTrivia: Oh hi Graham
 jarnatan: Dredd is the kind of movie that is exactly what it needs to be
 flatluigi: show graham the rescue tool
 lamina5432: sad I missed half the 007 game
 lamina5432: fell asleep
 TheLadyMakai: hi grahm!
 CAKHost: Graham has entered the Stream
 CAKHost: Hello!
 TXC2: HI Graham
thedepthandbreadthofseth: <message deleted>Chat, do we all know of  the passing of Dolly Parton?
 DandyGeek: it does weigh an awful lot
 kaivex: It won't bite; Ian already defanged it today.
 Jillexie: First Light fun
   Anubis169: !news
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 e_bloc: ok baby's house of lies
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Can you show the chassis to the camera? I could ID it for you.
 RockPusher: By how much are they off?
 themercenary1987: @lamina5432 It was good, did you get to the belter Banger, Ballad rating?
 DandyGeek: it isn't ideal, yeah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Apologies.
TheAinMAP: 
 BeefcakeEmperor: Hi Graham!
 CAKHost: Upgrade then....?
 TheMrFraser: double check the p/n on the board?
 TriuneSystem: @TXC2 Ah, powered by burritos... 
 j_crane330: 
 AleisAlpto: Graham looks so tall behind the chassis
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Is it an MS9-29S?
 jarnatan: @AleisAlpto That's because he is tall, canonically
 AleisAlpto: true
 CAKHost: LRR crew often are noted, quite tall
 TXC2: he is 6ft 3
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What project was that?
 AleisAlpto: 6.3?! 
 RandomTrivia: Graham can sit in the Fish Zone
 TXC2: I assumed Graham was playing the Mary berry roll today
 RockPusher: I was about to say if it was the piece of hardware teased
   Anubis169: I is tallm'ns
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is that about 1.87 meters?
 themercenary1987: Graham is joing Q branch
   Anubis169: G is verytallm'ns
 RandomTrivia: Ian "Numbers Station" Horner
 CAKHost: Oooo wait-no-brain! Socket wrenches are tools! Not fun fidget toys!
 NimrodXIV: I've been afk, what's Heather making?
 RockPusher: How many Farad?
 jarnatan: Socket Wrenches sounds like someone is dissing wrenches
 RandomTrivia: @CAKHost They can absolutely be both - a much safer fidget than many other tools
 BlueChloroplast: @nimrodxiv a heart, I think
 TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  I think it's closer to 1.88 meters, but yeah
 tdapenguin: @NimrodXIV we've bee told that it will be heart-shaped at the end. method is crochet
 RandomTrivia: Cool scene 
 Its_VeeBot: Oh hey I think I got my badge
 NimrodXIV: @BlueChloroplast thanks!
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: That's factory
 Riiiiiiis: feesh
 MWGNZ: ah the hidden capacitor
 RandomTrivia: Corner feesh!
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: So is the white glue
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, 1.91 meters.
 Its_VeeBot: Today's fish is fish a la fish
 CAKHost: @RandomTrivia To be fair, I rather I fidget with a socket wrench than say my gyro ball. A lot less taxing on my arm XD
 themercenary1987: Fish making the youtuber face
 CaptainChibale: socket wrenches are both tools and fidget toys yes
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It looks like a decoupling cap to smooth the ic power a little more
 jarnatan: every toy is a fidget toy, you've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Cap kits don't normally come with that large capacitor. It's a filter capacitor. It's normally fine.
 ALLxISxLOST: Marry, Kiss, Bill. Steve Irwin, Mr Rogers, Robin Williams.
 Riiiiiiis: no, you should exchange them 1:1
 TrinityKaiser: every toy is a fidget toy if you don’t care enough
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Yes. You can go higher on voltage.
 bytecaster: I was gonna say, you can substitute caps
 jarnatan: I once ran a japanese N64 in a european power outlet. For about ten seconds. Total smokeshow
 Drasvin: If the circuit board is not the one that goes with the tube, do we know if it ever worked?
 CAKHost: @jarnatan I mean fair! ...Even more fair when I was thinking of a gyro ball specifically but you know... exercise tool; maybe don't stress your arms out if you don't want to hurl a kinda heavy ball object across the room
 CodeIndigo: @jarnatan You learned about the magic smoke!
TacitusVigil: Remember to keep it between 90 and 110 millicochranes, Ian!
shushu2539: lower voltage with equal resistance means higher current
pixl_nix: Hell yeah arcade repair stream
 Whatsit_the_Git: wut they making chat? inspiring me to make a Gundam model kit potentially. 
1500guy: the graphics on minecraft have really evolved
Challis2070: Ooo! Got here in time to see some of this!
 Whatsit_the_Git: @1500guy 
 TXC2: hello Challis2070  welcome
 RebekahWSD: The kitchen shears from  the ronco block works a charm, somehow
   Anubis169: welcome on in 
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: This is my job. I'm an arcade tech. So I can help answer questions if wanted.
 themercenary1987: Heather Stitching a heart, Angel Painting, Cam is on 40K Minis, and Graham on a secret project
 PhoenixMelior: All good Ian. Time for more nonsense!
 kaivex: This is the most genuine of maker content, tbh.
 BatDragonManDog: Does Cameron post pictures of his painted minis anywhere on social media?
 CodeIndigo: Ian, kinda surprised you don't have a Hakko desolder tool
Challis2070: Secret project??? Intriguing.
 themercenary1987: Ian and Alex are attempting to fix a Arcade machine
 TXC2: not sure it's TOS to suck solder
 TehAmelie: a drive-by Graham?
 MaygeKyatt: I recently sorted through all my tools and discovered I had 3 different wire strippers, cause I kept losing them and buying new ones
 RockPusher: A little succ, as a treat
   Anubis169: (Spaceballs) "suck... Suck... SUCK..."
 bytecaster: I recently stocked up on assorted components just so I have stuff in stock when I need it and don't have to stop everytime I didn't anticipate something.
 Whatsit_the_Git: inhale some heay metal = becoming more heavy metal 
 RandomTrivia: He clearly said "to blave"
 jarnatan: @MaygeKyatt That's how I became a screwdriver bit collector!
 tdapenguin: @bytecaster it's nice to be able to do that, isn't it!
 skintbint: hows first light going graham? will you be playing more on stream this week?
 TXC2: RandomTrivia  which we all know means "to bluff"
 bytecaster: Levers!
   Anubis169: is that what i think it is?
 bytecaster: Practical effects!
 wordmogul: fascinating
 themercenary1987: @TXC2 LIAR! LIAR!
 RockPusher: I love Graham's dedication to getting the look just right
 RandomTrivia: 
 baneless27: xD
 TehAmelie: huh, i got three pokeballs just now. of all the weird chat gifts
 DandyGeek: oh, I recognize the other thing G has, heh
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 bytecaster: but it works
 ContingentCat: awww
 bytecaster: Cute
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 bytecaster: So many knobs and levers!
 Reaper_IsMyName: the internet is pretty awesome some times
 DandyGeek: there it is, yeah
 RandomTrivia: Oh cool
 ArdCollider: the *dingus!*
 RockPusher: Is the helm of the Starship Enterprise 
 CAKHost: Might be message bots scanning the chat. FYI 
 TXC2: looks like it runs a Nuclear recator
 MalFnord: oh wow
 LesBeauxPlastiques: looks like the sickest groovebox
 RandomTrivia: Oh I absolutely want to get my hands on that
 Too_Many_Knives: Holy moly I used one of those in school in the 90s
 ArdCollider: I was there when we bought the dingus!
 Jillexie: I love it
 ElementalAlchemist: oh whoa
 HorusFive: Cool Technology
 LesBeauxPlastiques: you could do autechre on that thing
 MWGNZ: rad
 Riiiiiiis: That probably also need some new aps
 Bright5park: So, in the next episode of Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, we will be tearing that monitor apart for an art project? 
 bytecaster: I miss physical controls
 ContingentCat: oooo nice leavers
 Riiiiiiis: caps
 ALLxISxLOST: mmmm, cinematic toast
 ClockTamer: so many fidlies!
 ArtOfStuttering: Wasn't this semi-teased in a LRLive? 
 Whatsit_the_Git: D: does it require a power outlet like a washing machine? lol
 DandyGeek: such a satisfying control panel
 CodeIndigo: so this would be big bill hell-era, then
 Too_Many_Knives: Delightfully haptic
 RandomTrivia: What are its output connections?
 TXC2: oh yeah babee!
 RockPusher: lots of BNC
 Drasvin: Poor fish
 RandomTrivia: Oh no it's all BNC
 CAKHost: No F\sh!
 ZestyFungus: Squeesh
 Whatsit_the_Git: 
 DandyGeek: yeeeah, sorry graham. We should've tested it with my medical monitor
 bytecaster: "Video"
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAH
 jarnatan: I got a tiny CRT monitor in a beautiful salmon chassis that I intended to gut for a similar project, but when I had it in my hands it was just too charming to injure, so I made it work as-is instead
 ElementalAlchemist: specs: video
 kaivex: oooh them tongly
RoeDent89: That was almost a bad time to take a sip of coffee
 SymphonySolstice: it do video
 RockPusher: Composite with BNC connectors?
 ContingentCat: specs: good luck
 HorusFive: Ah- the British Way!
 RandomTrivia: @RockPusher That would be my guess
 A_Dub888: Hello friends, what’re we making today?
 CAKHost: So what part of the Playstation PST is part of?
 ArdCollider: I probably have it, @DandyGeek
 ArdCollider: given my problems lol
 Cinominn: oh hey G's here
 CodeIndigo: As a last resort you can stuff a couple OSSCs in there
 CAKHost: *PlayStation Family
 bytecaster: I also have many adapters that I don't remember the origin of
 DandyGeek: @ArdCollider I've definitely texted it to him before, but yeah. Hopefully he's still got it
 ContingentCat: the tech hoarding pays off!
 HedWund: I kick myself for getting rid of a giant crt that had the 5 bnc hd in on it
 RandomTrivia: @A_Dub888 Hey there! Ian and Alex are working on the arcade cabinet, Heather is crocheting diagonally, Angel is painting a doggo and Cameron is painting some Kill Team models
 TXC2: hello A_Dub888  Heather is needleworking, Angel painting, Cameron Paiting (models) and Graham is doing something with a vintage soundboard
 RandomTrivia: Video switcher and FX board
 bytecaster: But also, thank the heavens for archive.org
 ClockTamer: another Archive.org W
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 RandomTrivia: Is it a jumper?!
 jarnatan: Getting my little salmon monitor to work with a raspberry pi required quite some kit. It only had the one plug for cable TV, so it required an adapter that spoofed a TV channel to broadcast the HDMI signal to the monitor
   Anubis169: mmmmmm, hope you brought enough to share thedepthandbreadthofseth 
 MaskedThespian: Can someone thank whoever is on tech today (James?) for the multiple picture-in-picture shots, please?
 TXC2: those numbers aren't factors of each other!
 Bruceski: The electronics equivalent of "We like both kinds of music, Country and Western."
 CAKHost: The classic ACME Switch?!
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely amazing
 bytecaster: Are we allowed to show mating on stream?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Anubis169 actually... I DID!
KitteyWolf: i just noticed Ian's glasses are a very fetching blue color
   Anubis169: 👀
 ALLxISxLOST: Question for Graham and/or anyone with knowledge: I'm playing my first Final Fantasy game ever FF9, without spoilers, what can I expect or should look to do?
 RandomTrivia: *ker-chunk*
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: That's to switch between standard and medium res.
 RandomTrivia: That was an excellent sounding clunk
 TXC2: bytecaster  yes, IF we narrate it like David Attenbrough 
 CAKHost: Actually found an IRL ACME Switch for my local Walmart's street sign
 CodeIndigo: i half expected the stream to go down at that exact moment
 ElementalAlchemist: an important step
 CAKHost: Yay no explode!
shushu2539: it didn't explode! 
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 bytecaster: Some lights! Some lights!
   Anubis169: ALLxISxLOST: FF9 is pretty straight forward in its tutorial system, and it's fairly linear. Imo just enjoy the ride 
 themercenary1987: Speaking of Acme, whos going to see ACME vs Coyote coming up?
 sephsays: I just got back - why does is sound like G is defusing a bomb?
 Austere_Squire: how much of the one-screen tech is older than me
 CAKHost: There. Are. Some. Lights!
Challis2070: Oooo!
 Austere_Squire: on-screen, rather
 TXC2: still non-zero danger
 Whatsit_the_Git: that is a huge boob tube
 bytecaster: If there is no danger, would it really be TTSF?
 baneless27: LRR : nothing but danger
   Anubis169: Main screen turn on
pixl_nix: Mild-Medium Dangerous
 LesBeauxPlastiques: safety 3rd
 jarnatan: danger danger, some voltage
Swamplor: I don't believe any project involving Ian is completely un-dangerous
Challis2070: It's a giant screen, it's never non-dangerous.
 CodeIndigo: @sephsays the bomb is more in ian and alex's hands right now
 Too_Many_Knives: @Anubis169 How are you gentlemen ?!
   Anubis169: Darkwing Duck! Let's Get Dangerous!
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Make sure you discharge the monitor again. It can still have some in there when you go to put the chassis back on.
 CAKHost: I assume the bigger the CRT, the more radiation it gives off, right?
 ZestyFungus: New GITS is good!!
 Bruceski: @ALLxISxLOST There's some "if you do this within a time limit you get a powerful sword: stuff that I'd just ignore, it's not necessary at all. Other that that I'd note that skills are learned from gear so look at everything to see if there's something useful on gear you wouldn't otherwise buy.
rockman1967: I adore crts so much
matthaus_c: make sure to hug your Claymore plushies
 TXC2: CAKHost  pretty much
 Riiiiiiis: @CAKHost just like bananas
   Anubis169: CAKHost: The bigger the CRT, the more the room lights dim slightly whenever you turn it on
 Bassios: The new Ghost In The Shell anime is absolutely rad and I love it
 HedWund: I haven't thought about dominion tank police in years
 bytecaster: Science Saru does good work
 CAKHost: XD thanks chat for answering!
matthaus_c: kinda goofy, Very horny
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @themercenary1987 I no longer trust WB with ANY IP.  they don't seem to like their fans very much.
 jarnatan: the fact that CRT monitors contain a component called an electron gun is the most incredible thing
Metric_Furlong: yeah the Manga is borderline slapstick comedy in parts
 Whatsit_the_Git: the manga boxset is wonderful quality
 ShaneLeeAtk: One time I turned on my huge CRT and AC at the same time... The town went dark.
 bytecaster: I should really be productive right now, but I refuse!
   Anubis169: Ta... Ni, Chi... Ko, Ko, Ma..... Tachikoma-kun!
 avi_miller: It is so accurate to the manga to the point of them getting awfully close to making a scene NSFW
 KBKarma: I'm gonna be doing FFXIV tomestone farming while watching this.
 jarnatan: @ShaneLeeAtk in SNES Sim City being played on the monitor... right?
 TXC2: bytecaster  I haven't been productive since the 90's 
 KBKarma: You don't need to be productive, you just need to be here.
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 KBKarma: For at least five hours.
 jarnatan: I'm productive twice a day in the can
 Reaper_IsMyName: this is the PERFECT content for me to work to.
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 I rembember building alego tower in 1991
 ShaneLeeAtk: @jarnatan That or DDR
 KBKarma: Oh wow, everybody's doing crafty stuff. What's Graham doing?
 Reaper_IsMyName: did Angel finish the oddish?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: believe it or not, graham is doing a craft.
MajorFrostbyte: @KBKarma It's an old video mixing machine
 KBKarma: Oh cc
 KBKarma: *cool
 jarnatan: Electrical tape is a weird name when you put it specifically in places you want to be not electric
 TXC2: "productivity" is capitalist propaganda, you are the universe experiencing it's self, you are  were you need to be doing what you need to be doing
 kaivex: @Reaper_IsMyName She forgot something she needed to work on it.
 Reaper_IsMyName: @TXC2 you've got the right off it
 MaskedThespian: @Reaper_IsMyName She can't - she forgot to bring the thread, so she's working on a picture of some kind.
 Reaper_IsMyName: of*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 yes, but also remember to take your meds and hydrate.
 TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  yes
 SymphonySolstice: bloop
 themercenary1987: @TXC2 Bill Hicks?
 RealGamerCow: I enjoy the beep, it is pleasant
 bytecaster: bloop
   Anubis169: Beep Boop
 Bassios: It's a charming beep
 LilyOfTheVeil666: *beep*
 TXC2: themercenary1987  tumblr 
pixl_nix: Keep the beep
 jarnatan: The beep is your reward for working with technology from the previous millennium
 KBKarma: Is the cabinet an actual game or can it have a... MAME?... board loaded into it for different games?
 Taliesin_21: Hello!
 TXC2: hello Taliesin_21  welcome
 KBKarma: o/
 Reaper_IsMyName: lep7
 TXC2: KBKarma  the later I think
 KBKarma: Neato!
 TheLadyMakai: Heatherception?
   Anubis169: oh that's neat
 KBKarma: And also to the screen.
 RockPusher: Cool Technology!
@andrewbaker3750: I fell asleep watching the sub a thon last night during the DnD stream.
@andrewbaker3750: I woke up to Wheeler talking in an Australian accent and I loved it
@thecommissaruk: Did you dream of pizza?
 themercenary1987: Ahhh, I know "the universe experiencing itself, Subjectively" from Hicks, and then from a Tool albulm which sampled Hicks quots. Glad to know it is elsewhere too!
 kaivex: Old-style picture in picture!
haberley: even more picture-in-pictures!
 ElementalAlchemist: yup, that's Ian
 Cinominn: picture in picture in picture
 jarnatan: That's really good picture quality honestly
 TXC2: real 90's feel on that TV
 MDK_Marshal: Absolutely amazing, love it =D
 themercenary1987: Defintley feeling 90s atm
 jarnatan: I guess I knew that already since I've watched CFU¨T
 flyman347: so many cameras running in the room rn
 ShaneLeeAtk: @TXC2 Across both tables of activities
 jarnatan: @flyman347 quite high cam density yes
   Anubis169: We do have that problem
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: When you watch someone doing something that you do every day for work and can't decide if it's enjoyable or just making you anxious.
 TXC2: themercenary1987  I would not doubt tumblr is paraphrasing hicks
matthaus_c: all hail the new flesh!
   Anubis169: fluorescent is a bish for that
 bytecaster: Neat
 KBKarma: @jarnatan Yup. At least one Cam.
 protojman: whoaaaaaa
 TXC2: ShaneLeeAtk  indeed
 protojman: it's the 70s again
 RockPusher: That really is a very good image
 Reaper_IsMyName: we need to go deeper
pixl_nix: in ~COLOR~
 jarnatan: Video Monitor Model 1701....-D?
   Anubis169: wat
 Cptasparagus: are we sure that Europe itself isn't flickering
 bytecaster: Ooooh, that's neat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, two quick q's.  Is cam painting arbites, and what was his project last year?
 wordmogul: oh I’m suddenly watching a science program on ETV.
   Anubis169: wat-squared...
 TheLadyMakai: today I'm learning so many things
 themercenary1987: @TXC2 Honestly the phrase is so good, it should be detached from whomever first used it and allowed to exist so anyone may use it
 niccus: cam, corded
 TXC2: the lip sync on the monitor is honestly impressive
 Whatsit_the_Git: 
 Boopity: @Cptasparagus From Europe, everything is totally fine over here and definitely not flickering 
 MaskedThespian: So we've had Blurry Cam, Non-Blurry Cam, and now 90's Cam.
Challis2070: Adjust!
 HorusFive: on camera Ian!?!
 TXC2: themercenary1987  oh indeed
 RockPusher: wheeeeeee
   Anubis169: BWOOOOOOM
Challis2070: Owwww
 themercenary1987: AHHH INFONFTY NOOOOOO
 NorthstarTex: oh did we unlock the CRT incentive?
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 you’re impressive
 bytecaster: I enjoy Graham just having fun with the camcorder
 flyman347: good flares
 RustZenith: A portion of me is both dreading, and looking forward to, my hearing going slightly bad go not hear CRT buzz
 ElementalAlchemist: love recursion
 Whatsit_the_Git: record a music video with it
 TXC2: A_Dub888  darn, you got me
chaos5896: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VastSmokyDootPanicBasket-ecQO9h3FbQY_FQ1A
 RandomTrivia: GRAHAM YES
GedankenPalast_: AGREED
 MWGNZ: light dripping down on to the crt
 RockPusher: We have a reference signal!
 MDK_Marshal: Please, do!
 RebekahWSD: Would love a new science show
Challis2070: progress!
 MsMarkarth: graham yes!
 HedWund: Verification is important graham
 themercenary1987: 7.... Days...... For the Subathon to get through!
   Anubis169: I can't believe I'm watching TV on the TV on the TV i'm watching
 Terminal423: I agree Graham
 RelwinEJ: I thought this content was not to be rebroadcast without written permission
 Walshman42: this is so damn cool
 TXC2: "TTSF is filmed in front of a live studio Audience"
 MDK_Marshal: Oh ew we're back to high def =D
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dpj2009: Show me potato salad
 HorusFive: I have certainly spent 2-4hrs troubleshooting an issue only to find that there was a bad cable in the test rig from the jump
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 Paul: “Hello”
 RockPusher: A taste for Alex: https://i.postimg.cc/Y94RDDwH/ghostintheshell-psychedelic-dance.gif
 Reaper_IsMyName: bring back the CRT. it makes me remember the pleasant times
 Terminal423: I would LOVE a stream that all video is provided via a camera run through that little monitor
 CodeIndigo: so i got a new lav mic, kinda excited to use it soon
 TrinityKaiser: can we go back to the vhs found footage?
 Strebenherz: Home from work.  What're Graham and Heather workin on?
 Reaper_IsMyName: awwww Cori is Ian's background. my heart
 bytecaster: @Strebenherz Graham is taking us back to the CRT past.
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Chat craves the CRT
 tdapenguin: @Strebenherz heather is crocheting a large heart with colour changes.
 CodeIndigo: @Strebenherz heather is crocheting, graham is in retro video hell
 TXC2: Strebenherz  Heather is doing needlework, Graham is working on a vintage soundboard
 RandomTrivia: "you can cut the focus in the air with a knife, folks - OW"
MajorFrostbyte: @Strebenherz is working on a old video editor/mixer
 TXC2: or videoboard
   Anubis169: white colour or black... so 'on' or 'off'
 ElementalAlchemist: but which color is "color"?
 TehAmelie: riddle: explain the difference between white and black
 TXC2: the switch that turns color into colour
 Riiiiiiis: Are the connectors fairly clean?
 Reaper_IsMyName: isnt one all the colors and one is the absence?
 CodeIndigo: Is it possible that the mixer has mute/solo buttons?
 Balugo: what is Cameron painting today?
 SnackPak_: 
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I feel like streaming a CRT video is a way to trap ghosts or something
 RandomTrivia: Someone bop Alex 
 CodeIndigo: @Balugo dudes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie all the lights, or none of them?
 TXC2: Balugo  Adeptus aribites kill team models
 bytecaster: Someone get the Oscilloscope!
 MaskedThespian: @Balugo Adeptus Arbites, for Kill Team
 spethycakes: I love a technicality
MajorFrostbyte: @Balugo Kill Team minis
 TehAmelie: @thedepthandbreadthofseth that's pretty good
devqn413: what is that frightening face on the top shelf
@OVER-KiLL: Hobby Time‽
@OVER-KiLL: 0️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ was dope last night
  Juliamon: that's just Gritty
 bytecaster: Gritty?
 TXC2: devqn413  Gritty ?
JoTyler: Gritty!
 Balugo: @TXC2 thanks!
 CodeIndigo: @devqn413 our lord and saviour gritty
 BlindRift98: have you said the correct prayers to the machine god?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie Indigo is harder.
 Thaeus_Amrunion: Cam with the A+ selection of paint brands, as expected.
devqn413: what the heck is a gritty
 RandomTrivia: @devqn413 That's a Gritty head, official mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers and undying meme
devqn413: oh is it a sports thing
 RockPusher: 
 CodeIndigo: @thedepthandbreadthofseth thank you, i consider myself the dark souls of colour
 bytecaster: Graham is looking very professional moving those levers
 Whatsit_the_Git:      
 Cptasparagus: has someone been hotboxing in that cabinet for 30 years?
  Juliamon: Gritty is technically a sports thing but has transcended into internet culture
   Anubis169: now 3, 2, 1... HUURRRRRRRRR-----nia....
 ShaneLeeAtk: Time for the ArcFlash suit
 Reaper_IsMyName: is there any way to track progress on the 5 hour badge?
 ElementalAlchemist: long, looong waaaaaaaaaaaaay *saxophone*
Boomyakalolo: @Cptasparagus that's that good nioctine
 Riiiiiiis: Now we have full access to the deadly voltages, yay
 RandomTrivia: @ShaneLeeAtk 
shushu2539: last time that tv was powered on the geiger counter exploded
   Anubis169: "Feed me Seymour..."
 TXC2: remember: people use to STEAL TVs this size.....somehow
 CodeIndigo: Please tell me that the brackets in there are metal and not plastic
 Cptasparagus: do we still have iansitsonhisballs.wav on the soundboard?
 RandomTrivia: @TXC2 They don't make 'em like they used to, I guess
 TXC2: RandomTrivia  they really don't
 ShaneLeeAtk: @TXC2 People, yes. Person? No
haberley: @TXC2 this was literally how Fast & Furious started, i think
 Strebenherz: @TXC2 not a proper theft if you don't throw your back out
MajorFrostbyte: That "yellowed by the heat" is so classic
 Boopity: @TXC2 Nowadays I'd be more worried about cracking the TV on the way out the window 
Boomyakalolo: @TXC2 yes and lan parties
 Austere_Squire: @TXC2 Hard work and dedication
 CodeIndigo: wait, put a towel down on the control panel first so you don't scratch it
   Anubis169: MajorFrostbyte: That is a legit colour, and it's known as "Office Beige"
 Thaeus_Amrunion: Burglars these days have gotten so soft.
 TXC2: all great answers chat
 BlindRift98: @MajorFrostbyte more likely cigarette smoke
 DandyGeek: yeah, it's 100% nicotine stains
 HedWund: @haberley It was dvd players, but close
 RockPusher: For a problematically atomic vehicle, that batmobile sure was cool
   Anubis169: that's a fair point... good grief i remember servicing a smoker's computer
  Juliamon: vintage 80s nicotine tar
 tdapenguin: @HedWund i thought it was vhs+tv integrated
 Riiiiiiis: please be carefull if you just powered that up!!!
 TXC2: ^
 bytecaster: Finally the 1980 arrived on iOS
 Strebenherz: what is genlock? (if i'm spelling that right)
Boomyakalolo: i can taste that cabinet
 tdapenguin: faaaancy!
 RandomTrivia: Ooooo, pretty
Challis2070: Ooooo, fancy!
   Anubis169: blue!
pixl_nix: We get signal
 bytecaster: For the marquee!
 CodeIndigo: that is pretty cool, wait, do we need to do anything special for genlock on the iphone?
 Boopity: @Boomyakalolo Please do not lick the cabinet
 Mai_Andra: lock s-foils in attack position
 TXC2: tuuuube
 DandyGeek: yeah, that's the replacement light Alex swapped in
 RandomTrivia: Blinding the players makes the game harder
 ElementalAlchemist: t00b
 RandomTrivia: Choob
 DandyGeek: it backlights the marquee
Boomyakalolo: @Boopity nom
 KBKarma: Oh, now you get the issue where you're on tenterhooks waiting for POST.
 CodeIndigo: Very good job Alex, the bright is nice and watt savey
   Anubis169: I've not yet found an LED strip fitting compatible with the setup in our kitchen, so it's still on fluorescent + striker until I can replace the fitting
 ALLxISxLOST: @Strebenherz spelling is right but I'd assume its like gen/lock or gen:lock
 RockPusher: Strebenherz being able to do your AV sync to a reference clock signal
   Anubis169: light housing*
 RockPusher: genlock
 Too_Many_Knives: Cursed
 Cptasparagus: the cabinet itself somehow has lung cancer
 NocturnalMissions: Do we know what games are on the cabinet or is it a surprise?
 HedWund: A real frankenstein project here
 KBKarma: Is there a pinout somewhere?
 DandyGeek: we don't know *how many prior lives* this cabinet had either
 RelwinEJ: It only takes dropping one fluorescent bulb to immediately decide to swap all of them to LEDs
shushu2539: the previous scavengers
 CodeIndigo: @DandyGeek but we know how many of them ended in emphysema, and that is all of them
 TXC2: how much of a "duuuh" noise is this monitor gonna make when turned on?
Boomyakalolo: that cabinet has smokers cough
@Xarkana: Leave during the Sims, return to arcade restoration, basically the same thing.
@Xarkana: Oh everyone has projects going.
 bytecaster: remember chat, always smell your CRT
 LordZarano: Might want to grab the Ian rescue tool again
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 ShaneLeeAtk: @TXC2 Only the most nostalgic amount
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 it's still got some ommmmmwooommm noises already
   Anubis169: Bless you! 
 TXC2: bless you
matthaus_c: degaussing a monitor this large must be so satisfying
   Anubis169: TXC2: I reckon they switch it on and at least one streaming PC in the chain will reboot from the power drain
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 KBKarma: @LordZarano Is that in case of electrocution?
 TXC2: Anubis169  yikes
 tdapenguin: @KBKarma yes
 KBKarma: Yeah, thought so.
 CodeIndigo: that hard cut to g was perfect
 DandyGeek: @matthaus_c there is no built in degaussing circuit, you have to use an external device. it feels a bit like performing a secret rite.
 TXC2: matthaus_c  like a religious experience
 Thaeus_Amrunion: Channeling your inner Yarrick whilst painting 40k minis is such a mood.
 KBKarma: Well, I didn't, until @LordZarano mentioned it in relation to the Ian tinkering round the back.
 Strebenherz: @KBKarma a board of wood, notably non conductive, that can be used to push someone away from the bad electricity without the other person ALSO getting the bad electricity
 wedge_x: lick your finger first, then…
 Cptasparagus: Graham practicing safety squints
 quatoria: oh, this feels like lovely background to do my watercolors to
 Boopity: @DandyGeek Leave Gauss alone  He just wants to live in the monitor
 Strebenherz: doesn't really have to be wood, but something light and strong that will not conduct
 HedWund: Graham found a manual
 bytecaster: VDrive sounds like a street fighter mechanic
Challis2070: It's just that wood is extremely common and non-conductive, right?
 CodeIndigo: they are jacks, they don't do jack
 KBKarma: Yup. There was a sad event in Greece where a young Irish lad got electrocuted in the shower and his mom walked in and somehow wasn't electrocuted herself.
 Strebenherz: @Challis2070 pretty much as far as i know
 CodeIndigo: the monitor cannot hit that griddy
 tdapenguin: @Challis2070 yeah, that and it's other material properites -- durable, light-weight enough that many folks can use it, bends before breaking, etc etc
 KBKarma: Fun fact: the muscle seizing functionality of electricity is how a defibrillator stops cardiac arrest: by essentially resetting/degaussing the heart when it's trying to pump in conflicting rhythms.
 CAKHost: OW
 CAKHost: I don't have headphones and OUT
 CAKHost: OW
 LesBeauxPlastiques: \o/
 bytecaster: Oooooooh
 TXC2: oooooo!
 RandomTrivia: 
 bytecaster: Color!
Challis2070: Oooooo!!
 ElementalAlchemist: oooh!
 LordZarano: 
 spethycakes: ooohhhhh
 Boopity: oooooo
shushu2539: woooww
 TXC2: fancy!
Challis2070: Woo!
 Too_Many_Knives: Aliiiive
 tdapenguin:   
 RandomTrivia: I love when it turns out to be a cable issue!
 Strebenherz: yaaaaaaas
 Reaper_IsMyName: dance party!
 BlueChloroplast: Oooòh
 zefinderus: yeahh
 CodeIndigo: preeeeeeeeeeeeettty
 Boopity: New night light obtained
 MrSarkhan:   
shushu2539: technology is amazing!! 
 EphemeralOsprey: ooooOOOooOOOoooh
 DandyGeek: oh now we're in business
 RandomTrivia: Oh the scanning desync is cool
 MDK_Marshal: Yoooo
 e_bloc:   
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I love this show.
 Brozard: PAL vs NTSC?
 accountmadeforants: 
 HedWund: 
 GrassVortex: 
 bytecaster: It has trouble finding Sync, huh
 Riiiiiiis: tracking
   Anubis169: NOny
matthaus_c: don't know why it's like that, but it goes so hard
 tdapenguin: needs some tracking?
 LesBeauxPlastiques: oh damn that thing got pong?
 kaivex: now _this_ is an art project!
 HedWund: What's vertical hold?
devqn413: smack it
 RandomTrivia: Ooh, I recognise that background!
 Isaac3567: Try channel 2 instead?
 bytecaster: Is there like a PAL NTSC mismatch?
 jarnatan: @HedWund a... hug, I guess?
 LesBeauxPlastiques: love that you can run video signals through some modular synths and get effects liek this
 FadedOasis: Framerate issue?
 CodeIndigo: is the camera outputting a standard ntsc signal?
 accountmadeforants: Looks like it's not synced yeah
 TXC2: now this, this is what TV was like in the past
 Whatsit_the_Git: someone spilled a vial of acid in the machine to "improve" the efffects
 Riiiiiiis: do you have a tracking adjustment knob?
 TXC2: like a bad VHS tape
 An_Owl_At_What: Hey, a new error state is progress!
 TheLadyMakai: a very bad VHS
shushu2539: sometimes a bump to the side fixes it
Boomyakalolo: you're vertical control on the board is off
 DandyGeek: yeah, could be a sync mistmatch. Pretty sure that vfx/mixer isn't circuitbent
 jarnatan: or a very very good VHS tape that has been watched enough times
 RandomTrivia: The weirdness is consistent, which suggests it's something solveable
 CodeIndigo: @An_Owl_At_What that needs to be on a t-shirt
   Anubis169: ohh it's getting there
 Too_Many_Knives: It's getting better
 goombalax: oh hey its that new mtg Secret lair on the tv
 DandyGeek: nah, you have more than v hold issues going on
 Boopity: @RandomTrivia "The weirdness is consistent" is such a good sentence
 Chronomos901: @goombalax XD
 KBKarma: Oh, did people talk about the sad news from about an hour ago?
@OVER-KiLL: this looks WiLD at first glance
@wokof: That was the first time i tuned into a LRR Stream and felt an imidiate sense of danger...
@adambomb8685: what's everyone working on?
@Xarkana: So arcade restoration, minature painting, som D2 art, some crotch work, and Grahm is either running tech, or looking on his phone for fun?
 @loadingreadyrun: We've got work happening on an old arcade cabinet, an old video switcher, something with yarn, something with paint, and something with little mans
@OVER-KiLL: good looks
@adambomb8685: and the little mans is probably the most expensive one
@astrovore148: man screen turn on!
@astrovore148: *main
 ElementalAlchemist: the solid color isn't having freuency problems at least
 ElementalAlchemist: frequency*
 commentarywife: @KBKarma !News
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 RockPusher: The solid output being stable suggests this is input/mix side?
 TXC2: KBKarma  yes, please don't bring it up further
 commentarywife: !news
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 jarnatan: That was briefly showing the the mind control app from Commodore Hustle
 TheAwkes: Time for some early SCTV level graphical parodies.
   Anubis169: It's one of those magic eye images... if you cross your eyes you may fall over
 KBKarma: Grand so!
 flyman347: it slowed down at least
 RockPusher: Is there a genlock select button?
 An_Owl_At_What: @CodeIndigo It's something I have to tell myself all the time as a software engineer lol
 LesBeauxPlastiques: time to press al lthe buttons
 bytecaster: The lever works!
 SnackPak_: oooo
 RockPusher: ie is it trying to sync to external clock at moment
 RandomTrivia: Oooh, fades
 Too_Many_Knives: The mixing works then it's an input problem
 wedge_x: trying to send video signal through the Death Star main weapon control console
 HedWund: At least we know it partly works
 DandyGeek: genlock?
 RandomTrivia: Did the glitching stop part way during the lever fade?
 KBKarma: Try genunlock?
 tdapenguin: @KBKarma try genuflect? /j
epsilon_vee: yeah like is the mixer trying to get timing from another input but that input isn't plugged into anything right now
 goombalax: orz
   Anubis169: This is old tech, where's the "fixit" button they all have?
 KBKarma: @tdapenguin Genuopaque.
 MaskedThespian: I'm getting flashbacks to the 80s
 Too_Many_Knives: Try a wipe effect so you can get a solid line
omegamarkel: hey everyone
 CodeIndigo: @tdapenguin get Cam to pray to its machine spirit
 wedge_x: oh, you need to pay the cable company to unlock the channel
 RustZenith: It's intended porpoise
 Brozard: pretty sure I’ve seen this hentai on scrambled Showtime back in the 90s
 TXC2: hello omegamarkel  welcome
 RockPusher: What was the model?
 ElementalAlchemist: that fade makes me wonder if it's betweem the camera and the switcher
 jarnatan: @Anubis169 inside the accelerometer, which is why you gotta smack it
 Whatsit_the_Git: show me the OG star wipe transition on that dusty ol boy
 KBKarma: @CodeIndigo Throw holy water at it.
 goombalax: perform the rites of percussive maintenance
 atinyspacemarine: Holy tracking errors batman
   Anubis169:  
 serramarkov: I'm back from a good day of making cakes and cupcakes.
omegamarkel: whatever this is I love it
 ElementalAlchemist: since it fades the tracking segments themselves
 NullSigil: I would not suspect this of being a genlock issue. Too dramatic.
 tdapenguin: the tv is the new fish
 NullSigil: But I could be wrong.
 ElementalAlchemist: smol
 tdapenguin: tiny! mens!
 RandomTrivia: Thanks, Diogenes
 spethycakes: ooh, tiny man
 HedWund: Tiny mans of war
 youcantlistentobuttons: I left for two hours, and the time has gone UP 24 minutes?! What is time anymore?!
 atinyspacemarine: Love a tiny man
 arma4994: I am participating in maker day by putting my sourdough in the oven! solidarity
 TXC2: time to make new Threashold kids
 MrPipboy3000: That tiny man is nothing more than a featherless biped!
 Crad0k: palanites?
 Brozard: ooooo light wrap
 kaivex: New Plato's Cave just dropped.
 LilyOfTheVeil666: I Saw The TV Glow
 Whatsit_the_Git: D: there is too many men in my television already, the HORROR
 Micalovits: What tiny men are we painting? Kill team? Or maybe trench crusade?
 RandomTrivia: The highlighting on the shield looks great
 RockPusher: Is this the so-called "Warp"? 
 Chronomos901: tiny man experiences The Warp
 Crad0k: oh, no, not palanites 
 Boopity: @arma4994 Woo! Making things is very cool
 HorusFive: "Behold A Man" Cameron you've obviously plucked a chicken and painted him with acrylics
 TheAwkes: Looking Tuff.
 EphemeralOsprey: computer, Enhance actually worked lol
 Kentosaurus: "do not adjust your screen"
 An_Owl_At_What: Beautiful
matthaus_c: my mother always said I'm very subtle and good looking
 tdapenguin: cam has excellently looking mans
Boomyakalolo: beautamus
 MrPipboy3000: they give off Mass Effect N7 troops
shushu2539: all that armor must weight a lot
 Austere_Squire: Cam, I appreciate your dedication
 RandomTrivia: Watch out for the multiple CRTs on your path 
 tdapenguin: yaaaay
 RandomTrivia: Looking great
 e_bloc:  
 PhoenixMelior: Dang heather you fast
 vegetalss4: It was difficult for my eyes to see the man due to the CRT's changing pattern.
shushu2539: 
 GrassVortex: 
 tdapenguin: so good
 Whatsit_the_Git: impressive
 RandomTrivia: 
 FadedOasis: DUGGO!
 tdapenguin: so gonna bite me
 Boopity: Teeth, gums & tongue!
sephyhallow: FIG!
 RandomTrivia: Excellent doggo
 TheLadyMakai: goodest doggo! amazing work everyone!
 atinyspacemarine: Dog!
 arma4994: dog!
 TXC2: great highlighting there
 TehAmelie: doge
 vegetalss4: The cross-stich and drawing is much easier to see. And both are looking good
sephyhallow: Thank you Angel qq
 RockPusher: 
pixl_nix: Figgy!
schordash: 
 skintbint: that dog is phenomenal
sephyhallow: My dog!
 EphemeralOsprey: doggo!
 MsMarkarth: Sew as you go Heather. That looks great
 JessieImproved: If you haven't seen Angel paint you're in for a treat
 bytecaster: How about the "give" button
 saffron013: Figgles!!
 arma4994: good dog. 
 RandomTrivia: "no take, only scene"
 TXC2: what about share?
 Brozard: as we learned on a previous subathon with Alex, dogs get subs
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AssiduousLovelyPanChocolateRain-YeUJE3QwZUZrc-Sl
 Thaeus_Amrunion: Is the Commodore called the Enterprise since it's a 1701 model?
@astrovore148: now it's a man screen!
@Xarkana: Little mans on screen! Good painting Cam!
@OVER-KiLL: screen looks so dope
@OVER-KiLL: very cool
@TheWildcard87: Watching them trying to get this screen working reminds me of Robocop when theyre trying to get him online.
 Brozard: the Millennial refrain
sephyhallow: The dog's name is Fig, Angel is doing such a good job I could immediately picture the reference photo she's using
 bytecaster: Do we have an alternative input signal? Like an old console or something?
 atinyspacemarine: I really want to write software to simulate VHS tracking errors.  I don't do video editing if any kind so I have no real use, it just sounds fun.
Grumpingtoon: Have you already taken the board out of the equation to be sure it’s not signal between camcorder and monitor? Or is the board serving a necessary adapting/decoding function
 HedWund: LRRWIGD
 Chronomos901: Many Magic: The Gathering Players ask the question: what is Graham doing?
 MrPipboy3000: When Graham isn't on screen, everyone should be asking "Where's Graham?"
 Boopity: Neeerds
 RandomTrivia: Nerds 
matthaus_c: do you think they had nerds working in tech
 Thaeus_Amrunion: whooo nerds
 bytecaster: No nerds here though
 SquareDotCube: 17" diagonal? Version 1?
 TXC2: Nerds? in the tech industry? surely not
 bytecaster: No no
 RandomTrivia: Bunch of nerds (affectionate) (accurate)
 TXC2: 79 yes
 Durugai: When Graham isn't on screen everyone should be asking "What is Graham doing wrong?" 
 Boopity: What are the odds they were also furries 
 jarnatan: I remember that Jonathan Frakes ad for enterprise software... on the Enterprise bridge
 SnackPak_: oof
 SquareDotCube: But it doesn't explain why the disk drive was 1541
 RockPusher: Yes, 79
 TXC2: that was joke from Critics at the time
 notpsion: the motionless picture is an ancient, ancient joke. but also, not a joke
 RandomTrivia: "Look at this ridiculously detailed model we made"
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 RockPusher: That and the SFX shots were finished at the very last second so it never got fully edited
Grumpingtoon: Those were also immensely expensive shots. And even today, they are beautiful
 Kentosaurus: @RandomTrivia this
 jarnatan: Smallbad, cousin of Strongbad?
 Boopity: 
 TXC2: so what happened was the Effects were THE most expensive at the time, so Paramount decided to use as much as possible to get their moneys worth
shushu2539: 1700 secretly failed prototypes, and the 1701 worked?
 raulghoulia: lower decks jokes about lovingly flying by the ships Twice
 Crad0k: @RockPusher yeah, the full story of the effects is incredible and robert wise got shafted by paramount for their own mistakes
 TXC2: but then we got Wrath of Khan, a much better movie
 WhoseGamewasitZ: press the b button
 spethycakes: khaaaaaaannnnnn!
Grumpingtoon: Have you direct plugged the camcorder into the monitor? Or is the board serving a critical functino
 RockPusher: Crad0k my understanding is the print used for the premier was literally still wet on the way to the theatre
 Boopity: Push some more 
 TXC2: like not a better star trek movie, a better movie period.
 thebuzzstreams: Wiggle the cable?
 SquareDotCube: Might just need to adjust the pots in the 1701
 Thaeus_Amrunion: Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
 atinyspacemarine: I would love to hook an oscilloscope up to that big boy
 themercenary1987: @raulghoulia OMG We get to do something on VOY!?
 tdapenguin: what about flipping some switches? or throwing some levers?
 kusinohki: rip the romulan bird of prey.  someone dropped and broke the model so romulans started flying klingon ships...
 Mai_Andra: the car door is ajar
 jarnatan: Wrath of Khan is a good movie that would be a great movie if the premise was just a little less annoyingly contrived
 Razdak: Graham controls the vertical and the horizontal
 kaivex: @Grumpingtoon Yeah, that part works fine. The issue is just when we add the board.
sephyhallow: Some of the models for the early Star Trek movies were made by a guy named Derek Anka (cousin of famously terrible musician Paul Anka).   Derek went on to be a "channel" for an alien entity called Bashar, who talks to humans via Derek but carefully follows the Prime Directive/
 Thaeus_Amrunion: Graham looks like he's prepping the Moonbase for hyperspace.
 raulghoulia: @themercenary1987 I very much love that they refer to the shows by production code
 goombalax: we are in control of...the Diagonal?
 flatluigi: :]
 ElementalAlchemist: : D
 Brozard: WOW
 SnackPak_: hurk
 RandomTrivia: Toasty!
 ElementalAlchemist: oh dear
 themercenary1987: @raulghoulia Those Old Scientists
 Boopity: : ]
 Crad0k: that is smoke damage
 Strebenherz: damn
 EphemeralOsprey: oranj
 Thaeus_Amrunion: wow
 bytecaster: Someone get the hydrogen peroxide
 e_bloc: 
 pawssumplace: Wow it took an UNBELIEVABLE amount of time for twitch to load this morning
 TheLadyMakai: oh geez, i can smell that
 Crad0k: h2o2
 TheAwkes: Peroxide and UV light.
 HedWund: Cigarette smoke is nasty to plastics
Grumpingtoon: Could also be bakelite type damage from heat. Those CRTs are HOT
 Drasvin: Cigarette smoke or UV damage
 jadielady: yeah hubs soaks stuff in a bath with a uv light on it, I don't remember what the stuff is though
 Boopity: Didn't expect to see the Ditto child here
 MTigress: there was a recent video that showed retrobrite does damage over time
 evilspoons983: retrobrite damages stuff, even not abs
 jarnatan: Like the idea of Khan leading his crew on a mission of revenge against Kirk is killer and it's super well executed. It's just that Khan supposedly being a super genius and yet somehow blames an environmental disaster on Kirk just isn't believable
 atinyspacemarine: We do live in a better world now that there's so much less smoking, for all the faults of modern life.
 BlueElectivire: hydrogen peroxide? i know restores UV coloring
 SquareDotCube: You can restore them but they become more brittle after restoration
 raulghoulia: @themercenary1987 Also Tawny Newsomes podcast with Jessie Gender is so much fun
 Strebenherz: good idea to remove the handle in that case
Boomyakalolo: rubbing alcohol and a brillo pad
@OVER-KiLL: R.O.T.O.R.
@OVER-KiLL: The scale ships are SO cool
 bytecaster: That is what smoking does to all the microplastics in your blood!
 GhostValv: to be fair we're pretty much made of plastic now
 CodeIndigo: or to try to smoke it
 EphemeralOsprey: aren't we all partially made of plastic these days
 HedWund: Someone's lungs are worse if you think about it
 Strebenherz: as an idiot myself i appreciate idiotproofing
 Boopity: Just keep the handle on as a cheeky lil prank
 TXC2: jarnatan  no matter how smart some one is, ego and pride can make then dumb
 Crad0k: @jarnatan loss and rage will do strange things to the mind
 Mai_Andra: Yes, plastic.  Soft flesh is so much sturdier indeed.
 Too_Many_Knives: From what I remember, the wipe effects were just A, B, crossfade like Graham described
 e_bloc: idiotproofing is only as good as your experienced enough idiot
 MTigress: also, the Commodore 1701/1702 are rebadged JVC TM-13U
 atinyspacemarine: We'll invent a better idiot
 RandomTrivia: "The problem with designing something completely foolproof is that designers underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"
matthaus_c: reminds me I'm coming up on 3 years since my last cigarette
 bytecaster: I wonder how we can get this to sync
 ThorSokar: long-term all known retro-brighting methods look horrible, more leaks back out or it becomes incredibly brittle
 RandomTrivia: Heather 
 Athelgar: could it be a refresh rate issue built into the board? ie its assuming for 24 but its getting 50?
Boomyakalolo: what's the video board brand?
 LesBeauxPlastiques: @matthaus_c GG same here!
 jarnatan: I mean I accept that in principle, but I don't believe they couldn't have come up with something better if somebody had been brave enough to say "that's stupid" in the writers room
 themercenary1987: @raulghoulia I am very much looking forwad to making sure I have all the Lower Decks Rep when Star Trek MTG releases.
matthaus_c: @LesBeauxPlastiques GGs! proud of you!
 thebuzzstreams: getting worse is good because that means it did something new
 Duudeman1620:    
 bytecaster: Ooooh, maybe get out the capacitors again?
Grumpingtoon: Well you have more information now than you had before
 TXC2: jarnatan  I guess, they were limited for time and money though
 EphemeralOsprey: it's different, but what did we change?
GedankenPalast_: As far as I remember, ABS plastic is best "meltable"in acetone, so if you want to clean ABS, just steer clear of that. Alcohol (Isopropanol) works well to get the brown yellowish tar off things.
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 ElementalAlchemist: does the camera have output settings?
 RandomTrivia: Oh it's a *Quantum* effects generator - we're observing it so of course it changes
 RandomTrivia:  
matthaus_c: too many magnetic personalities in the room
 zeathean: Or we are doing it now
 Duudeman1620: 
 atinyspacemarine: This reminds me of the time I told a teacher to stick a multimeter in an electrical socket, he did, and the multimeter exploded and the breaker popped
 bytecaster: Do we have another input signal to test?
 RandomTrivia: Ah, good
 flatluigi: do we need to twiddle the cables
 ALLxISxLOST: Alright chat, would you rather be able to safely mjolnir summon a cup of coffee 3 times a day or instantly find something you lost once a week?
 EphemeralOsprey: well, that button works I guess
 Boopity: @atinyspacemarine wha
 HorusFive: @EphemeralOsprey It does a function. That's for sure
 jarnatan: @ALLxISxLOST I'm looking forward to finding the same thing every week for the rest of my life
 bytecaster: Oooooh, maybe the cable is good enough for something consistent like color, but still not good enough for an actual signal?
 Bassios: @ALLxISxLOST Find lost things. Bitter bean juice can get in the bin
 exeJayce: @ALLxISxLOST find something I lost since my airpods have been missing for ages now and I really don't want to buy a new pair
 TXC2: ALLxISxLOST  given I don't drink coffee, I'll go for the latter
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @ALLxISxLOST I don't like coffee so I guess it's the finding thing
 atinyspacemarine: @Boopity I know, right?
 thebuzzstreams: @boyesie Cam's doing figurines, Angel's painting a pup, Heather is crochet'ing / knitting a heart thing, and Graham is doing camera board stuff. on mini-cam Alex and Ian are working on the arcade board.
 mericlese: Question for Cam: How difficult is it to work with that jewelers glass on the minis? Does it take a lot of work to get used to? Does it get tiring to keep the glass in place?
 tdapenguin: @ALLxISxLOST the latter! (I don't drink coffee. and i do misplace things a lot)
 RandomTrivia: New break screen just dropped
 jchinnock: for some older AV gear that’s just been on for years, turning it on and off gives it a window to finally die…I speak from experience 
 Riiiiiiis: I've turned off a server that had been running for 10 years... it did not come back up again
 tdapenguin: @thebuzzstreams crochet
 RealGamerCow: yeah
 flatluigi: alex no
 HorusFive: This has been Bad Ideas with James Turner
 Too_Many_Knives: Does the monitor have an auto-degauss?
 flatluigi: oh noo
 CAKHost: And Alex comes in with the Magnet! XD
 RealGamerCow: old monitors didn't have one
 EphemeralOsprey: what did we do this time
 ZestyFungus: : o
 TheLadyMakai: just wrap it in tin foil  /j
 e_bloc: probably more than 34 years old
Grumpingtoon: DeezGauss
 TXC2: EphemeralOsprey  Alex with Magnet
 Drasvin: Does the Commodore monitor have a de-gaussing wiring?
 atinyspacemarine: What about re-gaussing?
 xantos69: Adventures in old tech.
rockman1967: alex! that hurt my sole
 jarnatan: Getting de-gaussed is what they call being shot with a coil gun
matthaus_c: this hum is enrichment
 commentarywife: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VivaciousHedonisticJalapenoHumbleLife-OsrZjUdHV04cTpNo
   Anubis169: wat
 IanAllenBird: o/
 Athelgar: why is the effect from the cam corder a different color>
 RandomTrivia: I'm sure you can expense that 
 xantos69: Gotta check your ring.  Ian can help!
 atinyspacemarine: How about discharging the caps with a screwdriver? (Do not do this)
 MDK_Marshal: With strategic usage of the magnet you can kinda shove the coloured sections away
 niccus: time to regauss
 flatluigi: we should order a degaussing ring anyway
 Mollylele: alex couldna magnetized the monitor already with a degaussing function???
Boomyakalolo: question do we have a make and model of the video board?
 ghizmou: have you tried the gentle fixing tap
 evilspoons983: the degaussing circuits were automatic on many monitors but the 1701 doesn't have one
 HorusFive: @RandomTrivia It can come out of the tarp budget
 MDK_Marshal: A proper degauss is definitely the best option
 flatluigi: @Athelgar alex put a magnet near it
 Mollylele: what did he think was going to happen
 NathanLonghair: I seem to recall that degauss didn’t used to be on monitors until like early 90’s or so
 aceofmuffins: Wiki how says you can degauss with a soldering gun
 wedge_x: I did that to our old 70's color tv with a horseshoe magnet as a child. my dad had to call a guy.
 RandomTrivia: Percussive maintenance unsuccessful
  Juliamon: the bwonnng button
BambooleanLogic: Old-school gaussian blur?
 Boopity: 
sephyhallow: @Mollylele Excellent question
 TXC2: Mollylele  he assumed it had a deguass button
 Crad0k: i miss that noise 
 Athelgar: @flatluigi ya, but the cam corder effect is yellow, and the mag that alex used created a pink effect
pixl_nix: SPUNG
 raulghoulia: Graham learned to draft from his Pa
 boyesie: Percussive maintanence, hit it untill it works
 RealGamerCow: @wedge_x Same. I remember him fixing it when I was watching spider man
 themercenary1987: Has Cameron said the proper catchesims to the Omnisiaah?
 NorthstarTex: it was the coolest thing I did to monitors in middleschool
 MWGNZ: going around the computer lab deguassing everything
 evilspoons983: my high school library had a degaussing gun because of everyone who would fuck with the monitors with magnets
 glitched_goddess: it was such a satisfying noise
 RandomTrivia: IAN NO
 Commodore_Perry_GG: maybe if you throw a hard drive magnet at the TV
 RockPusher: Oh!
@DragonSeru: good job alex :D
 HedWund: Ian now has reason to buy more tools lol
 RockPusher: I wonder if this is an impedance thing?
 atinyspacemarine: It could be letting the capacitors and hysteresis and everything settle
 DandyGeek: yuuup. and arcade monitors are unshielded, they need to be degaussed when shipped or moved long distances
 glitched_goddess: oh no
   Anubis169: WAT
 RockPusher: Graham is using standard AV cables versus BNC Coax yes?
 jarnatan: I vaguely remember having fun learning for myself the effect fridge magnets have on CRT TVs and then immediately crying because the cartoons looked wrong
pixl_nix: LMAO
 SymphonySolstice: oh
 Boopity: 
 nevermore913: Now Kiss?
 bytecaster: Actually, that makes a lot of sense
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
 flatluigi: incredible
 Too_Many_Knives: Okay I see where he's coming from
 GrassVortex: 
 MWGNZ:   
 Mollylele: this is all dealing psychic damage to ben
 SnackPak_: i love this
 spethycakes: Now Kiss! :
 Crad0k: ooooooh, right
 ghizmou: amazing
 niccus: french gaussing
 Boopity: Ask for consent first!
ZeroArcana: this too is yuri
 Too_Many_Knives: Magnetic coupling
 atinyspacemarine: Like jump starting a car
 TXC2: TECHNOLOGY (jazz hands)
 flyman347: follow some people on twt who would do that
 themercenary1987: New Date Everything Idea?
 RandomTrivia: @Mollylele This is dealing psychic damage to a lot of people 
 TXC2: !findquote Kiss
  LRRbot: Quote #4308: "It's a lot easier not to kiss when you don't have a mouth." —Ian [2017-07-17]
 ghizmou: yuri in my craft-a-thon? more likely than you think
 WhoseGamewasitZ: Monitor Kithing
 bytecaster: So, are we making them kiss now?
 RealGamerCow: I just found an article for a "homemade degaussing ring", and it is *grim* https://www.instructables.com/Homemade-Degaussing-Coil/
 DoodlestheGreat: 
   Anubis169: LOL
 RandomTrivia: 
sephyhallow: Wait do you have to make the arcade machine and the CRT kiss??
 ElementalAlchemist: well then
 RandomTrivia: Great success!
 EphemeralOsprey: the pause there lol
 bytecaster: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
 CrossXhunteR: has ian heard about td-crt, the open source crt project?
 googoltudoris: cooties!
 GrassVortex:  Heather
 BlueChloroplast: 
 RandomTrivia: HEATHER
 HedWund: My radio had mono
TacitusVigil: Before they finish the cabinet, can they do a Crapshot where it's just the Puppet friends in it fighting?
   Anubis169: becareful of Statically Transmitted Degaussing
 HorusFive: I'm pretty sure the cabinet only has one speaker for output......
 SecretOwl: I think mono is more likely than stereo /s
 spethycakes: I do rather like it
 CrossXhunteR: good monitor to enjoy drugs to
 mericlese: I feel like the inside of the cabinet is squinting at me
 ghizmou: big vaporwave esthetic
 RockPusher: https://i.postimg.cc/Y94RDDwH/ghostintheshell-psychedelic-dance.gif
 wedge_x: oh yeah Alex got you good
 Boopity: Cool screensaver
 ElementalAlchemist: oooooh
 googoltudoris: i'd watch that music video
 e_bloc: I could stare at that
omegamarkel: I love what's going on with that screen
 GrassVortex: that is a neat look
MajorFrostbyte: That is cool.
 themercenary1987: Alright Iron Butterfly?
sephyhallow: Alex got the CRT high
 Aitsu111: It's like the tunnel in Willy Wonka
matthaus_c: you could open a game with that
 Thadrin46: Just having it do tye blotchy colours is cool.
 niccus: some mathmos bullshit
 jarnatan: Synthwave just started playing in my mind
BambooleanLogic: You left the 90s filter on
 bytecaster: "Heavily Affected Sony Demo" mode was my high school bands name
 themercenary1987: CReate yoiur own music video
 atinyspacemarine: The tracking is just so borked
 RockPusher: Hold your horses there handycam!
 TXC2: could see this as a loading screen for Marathon
 atinyspacemarine: I wonder if the line voltage is being pulled to near the blanking line?
 themercenary1987: How is MArathon these days?
 KBKarma: I'm gonna go take a nappy nap. Back in an hour.
   Anubis169: the motor radiation?
 ElementalAlchemist: do we?
 bytecaster: Do we have a PS2 or Wii in the office? Those also do RCA out still, right?
   Anubis169: that could work, but it seems sketchy as hell
 cheetoJack: magnets are pretty magical
 jchinnock: G- have you tried the other outs of the mixer? coming in late
 Boopity: @KBKarma Have good naps!
 MTigress: oh yeah the magnet in the motor
 TXC2: Anubis169  the spining magnet that holds the bit in?
 jarnatan: The rituals of the Adeptus Mechanicus make more and more sense every day
BambooleanLogic: What does it look like to do an infinite tunnel thing with the broken tracking?
 TXC2: KBKarma  sleep well
 RockPusher: Does the Commodore monitor have BNC inputs at all?
 jchinnock: well I guess the camera Inputs as well
 Boopity: @BambooleanLogic Now that's a psychedelic music video I'd like to see
   Anubis169: J! 
   Anubis169: Good to see yooooooou 
matthaus_c: @BambooleanLogic ohhhhh good shout
 themercenary1987: Ohhh that works
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, huh
 CrossXhunteR: is this an issue with the monitor/computer, or this switchboard thing the plug is going in to?
 jarnatan: Easy, handy-Cam
 atinyspacemarine: At this point, what does a direct hookup to a composite source look?
 RockPusher: OH
 RockPusher: okay, so that rules out connectivity weirdness
 RandomTrivia: That's a very cool (and large) piece of wire
 bytecaster: Do internal clock sources drift after so many years?
MajorFrostbyte: Yeah, like just plugging the camera directly into the monitor
 jchinnock: maybe that Input to the board is wonky, so one of the other inputs maybe?
 BlueChloroplast: @rockpusher he's using an adapter
 atinyspacemarine: @bytecaster Yes, they do
 xantos69: So I'm watching ian on a camera on a monitor, on a camera on a monitor, over the internet on a monitor?
 bartimus_thundercask: Do the knobs at the bottom have any effect on the refressh rate of the output
 evilspoons983: @bytecaster yes, if capacitors dry out they can easily skew
 bytecaster: @atinyspacemarine Maybe that's why it can't get sync then?
 RandomTrivia: CAM 5!
 firehawkzoa: If it's an analog circuit you might have extra voltage leaking in
 FadedOasis: So it's not the cable or connectors.
 LordZarano: My guess is that the tracking frequency depends on a capacitor somehow in an oscillator
 SleepyDragonGms: Forgive if this has already been asked, Is it a sync problem? I seem to remember mention of 50 fps on one or two devices
 atinyspacemarine: @bytecaster Its a good thought, also just like.  Generally signal integrity
   Anubis169: G: Do you think this magnetic issue with the monitor could be worked into a future CFU¨T episode?
@OVER-KiLL: whoa there Handy Cam
 jchinnock: it might be the lack of blackburst
 SnackPak_: yo
   Anubis169: wat
 RandomTrivia: 
 HedWund: 
 Boopity: Yo pass the aux cord
 ElementalAlchemist: oh?
Challis2070: Ooooo, interesting
 spethycakes: 
pixl_nix: 
 RandomTrivia: We take those!
 Crad0k: hello alex
 RandomTrivia: What can we do to it?
 HedWund:  
 xantos69: Chewie cut in the auxiliary!
 atinyspacemarine: Your chroma looks borked
 TXC2: maybe Aux is also a pass through?
 CrossXhunteR: nice t-bar
 ANameYouCanRead: You can be a steely eyed missile man
 flatluigi: @atinyspacemarine alex took a magnet to it
 bytecaster: @atinyspacemarine Yeah, the screen had a run in with a magnet
   Anubis169: not intentionally
 evilspoons983: i would guess aux isn't as "good" as the other inputs and bypasses some internal circuitry
 codatski: More data points means more questions
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 I though Aux was a male cow 
 atinyspacemarine: God I want to fiddle with the tv stuff
 chibi_bento: thank you for this stream - stuck at home with a wicked cold and glad for the pleasant nonsense of LRR!
 MDK_Marshal: Could be that Aux is for static overlay stuff, and doesn't have as much processing? It didn't seem to work with the fades
   Anubis169: ooo a wipe!
 ElementalAlchemist: ooh, corner wipe
 SnackPak_: oooo
 Boopity: Ooooh
 Riiiiiiis: oooh
 themercenary1987: Oooooo WIpes
 MDK_Marshal: ohohoooo
 RockPusher: There is a phase adjustment section in the manual I think that looks useful?
chaos5896: neat
 TheLadyMakai: shiny!
 TXC2: A_Dub888  no, you're thinking of the green dudes from D&D
 RandomTrivia: Oooooh, wipes!
 ThorSokar: YES, find star wipe!
 xantos69: I have never wanted anything more than to do a manual wipe
 ContingentCat: wow
TacitusVigil: Not every wipe has to be a starwipe Cameron!
 protojman: but speaking of star wipes you can do some cool Death Star laser scenes with this thing
 RandomTrivia: Can we use the colour as the second source?
 protojman: bEEEEEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwww
 SymphonySolstice: huh
 SnackPak_: ooo, new data
 flyman347: its only the feeds
 flyman347: thats weird
 jhmv: the next CFUT is going to be so cool
 RandomTrivia: Fascinating
 ElementalAlchemist: huh
 MTigress: grounding issue?
 ravanys_: Would we even know if it's warping a full screen of colour?
 GasCityGaming: input partially borked?
 Too_Many_Knives: That's useful data
 CabooseFails: that looks like it's out of phase
 ElementalAlchemist: I must've misseen it earlier
 grimangel53: @jhmv Agreed
 ContingentCat: interesting
 ElementalAlchemist: something is weird there
 rosenotbitter: I just really love those lever handles
 TXC2: like the wipe moves across
Grumpingtoon: Dirty contacts?
 SnackPak_: @ravanys_ I think you'd see the scanlines
 Riiiiiiis: oh yeah, is the mixer grounded?
chaos5896: but wiping on AUX does nothing?
 MaskedThespian: @rosenotbitter I'm reminded of a certain scene in Mystery Men
 CrossXhunteR: time to re-cap
 Too_Many_Knives: Yeah caps sync frequency
 xantos69: @grimangel53 Yea, I am all in on more CFUT using period electronics.
 HedWund: Darn caps
 atinyspacemarine: I think there's grounding and voltage leaking issues
 MDK_Marshal: Oh yeah, if only anybody in the studio had a bunch of capacitors handy 
 googoltudoris: take the cover off, then just start poking capacitors with a screwdriver (DO NOT DO THIS)
 RockPusher: Graham, do you have a page 1-6 Adjustments section in that manual?
 themercenary1987: I know its audio only for a reason... But I'd love a Doomed Qwerpline Video Shoot
 LadyAiluros: It is ALWAYS caps
 Commodore_Perry_GG: when you have a bag of capacities, every problem looks like a farad
 atinyspacemarine: Ian is definitely correct, there must be old electrolytic caps
 Crad0k: we call it a kettle cable
 Bassios: Kettle lead
 LesBeauxPlastiques: kettle lead
 RandomTrivia: 10A IEC
 bytecaster: Can we open it up just for fun, just to see the inside?
 grimangel53: @themercenary1987 SAME. Like the one time they try it it ends up horribly broken
 RandomTrivia: C13
 Riiiiiiis: IEC connecor
 evilspoons983: C13 plug
  SamsSkunkworks: in the UK we call that a kettle cable
Grumpingtoon: Like that lever has to be some kind of multi-channel capacitive commutator, which means there are probably contacts to be cleaned. can’t hurt, though possibly tedious
 LadyAiluros: Opening it would be good to see if any of the caps are actively leaking and damaging the boards
 MTigress: are the marzelvanes side fumbling?
 bytecaster: Phase sounds promising
 themercenary1987: @grimangel53 Richter comes in with a giant magnet over the roof and amid screams there is just a clunk and straight to black
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 RockPusher: Invert the polarity of the neutron flow!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is Ian Scotty?
 evilspoons983: specificially IEC 60320 C13. C17 doesn't have ground, C7 is the "figure 8" one, and C5 is the "lumpy 3 pin" one you see on laptop power bricks
 boyesie: Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!
BambooleanLogic: Now I'm imagining a Crapshot about increasingly weird and creepy analog issues with the mixing board
 googoltudoris: isn't inverting the polarity how a degausser works?
 noonetoday: What port are you using for video out?  Could that be the issue?
 Too_Many_Knives: Invert the polarity -> this kills the capacitor
 themercenary1987: MAybe its full of Rads?
 bytecaster: maybe there is an obvious exploded cap inside
 kaivex: Rats with their little paws on the levers.
 Nathade: I heard Ian has some caps with him, maybe they fit?
 xantos69: Yes, but could we instead bounce a gravaton particle beam off the main deflector dish?
 spethycakes: 
 IanAllenBird: kmjnklmj
 GrassVortex: 
 Bruceski: Turns out somebody stashed 40 year-old weed in there
chaos5896: lol, hi Ian
 Crad0k: ian, please, no
 A_Dub888: instuctions unclear: used multimodal reflection sorting
 themercenary1987: Its the Love Doctor!
 Newbiespud: "Analog Ian" is just too powerful a creature
 wedge_x: VIDEODROME
 SnackPak_: James has the best ideas
 MaskedThespian: I heard you like watching TV, so I put a TV in your TV so you can watch TV whilst you watch TV.
 TXC2: flawless, nothing could go wrong
 BlueChloroplast: yesssssss
 googoltudoris: i would absolutely watch ian presenting cursed 1980s news
 ravanys_: And replace the streamdeck with this board
 bytecaster: Yeah, Aux is likely just a pass through right?
Metric_Furlong: that sounds like a practical thing to do
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BambooleanLogic: "We control the horizontal, but we outsourced the vertical"
 MsMarkarth: Technology Connections wants to know your location James
 DandyGeek: james is cookin rn, no lie
TacitusVigil: Oh no, they turned Ian into a CRTV! You monsters!
 TXC2: I'd send in my PS1 and LRR can have a retro night
 TXC2: finally play Crash Team Racing
Grumpingtoon: @bruceski best possible resolution
 flatluigi: apparently you can degauss with a soldering gun
 codatski: @tacitusvigil It's what he would have wanted
 DandyGeek: next time I go to vic I'll bring the circuitbent psx and we can plug it into that monitor
 MaskedThespian: Could someone kindly ask Cam what the magnification on his eyeglass is, please.
 bytecaster: Those are some pleasantly chunky screws
 tdapenguin: lookit all those tactile controls!!!
TacitusVigil: @codatski ...you're not wrong.
 Too_Many_Knives: I'm getting nostalgia just looking down at that board. AV was a fun class.
 spethycakes: I am actively in prayer for this unveiling
 bytecaster: I don't think we did captive screws back then
chaos5896: that entire Commodore system reminds me of The Pannelists show yall do, which i imagine is the aim
 googoltudoris: please ground your caps before touching
BambooleanLogic: Incoming horror when opening
 MTigress: ooooh washers. love properly put together old electronics
 Drasvin: Are they phillips screws or JIS screws?
 SnackPak_: back when devices were made to be repaired
 Sunidesus: that'd make sense. they're usually installed in a desk type thing so the whole switcher flips up
Challis2070: *deep* concern for what we are going to see
 CrossXhunteR: do we need to discharge the capacitors or the switch when getting inside of it?
 flatluigi: if alex has a mic it sounds like it's off
 Crad0k: anyone have a grounding strap?
  Juliamon: Would it be overkill to suggest wearing a respirator when opening this?
BambooleanLogic: How many dead bugs inside?
 googoltudoris: @BambooleanLogic oh, that's what's wrong! spiders!
 Bruceski: @BambooleanLogic I'm waiting for the crackle of ancient wiring flexing for the first time in 45 years
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I expect at least 1 spider
 Too_Many_Knives: I'm expecting spiders
 TXC2: everyone praise the Machine God
 A_Dub888: G's expecting?!
MajorFrostbyte: Its full of BEES!
 Durugai: just silverfish all the way down
 TStodden: Hidden spider count?
 themercenary1987: Praise The Omnisiaah!
 firehawkzoa: Spiders!!!
Challis2070: There we go!
 atinyspacemarine: 500 ants
 HorusFive: So smooth
 SnackPak_: rad
 Riiiiiiis: @Crad0k for ESD? that's probably not needed
 GrassVortex: 
   Anubis169: YO!!
 MDK_Marshal: Oho ho ooooo
 GhostValv: 
 Strebenherz: oh damn
 BrainBetter: So clean!
 Too_Many_Knives: *whistle*
 MDK_Marshal: That's amazing
 flatluigi: incredible
 AleisAlpto: oh hell
 xantos69: Art
 spethycakes: wow 
 themercenary1987: WOOOOOOWWWW
 TXC2: oooo Brown boards!
 ElementalAlchemist: oh dang
Challis2070: *amazing* and surprisingly amazing clean!
 Nameless_Sword: wow
 googoltudoris: i need a cigarette
 MTigress: absolutely fantastic
 bytecaster: Back when Sony could do cool stuff
chaos5896: PRISTINE!!!!
 zefinderus: that's so pretty
 atinyspacemarine: HELL YES
 EphemeralOsprey: woah
 evilspoons983: yeah that's the nightmare I expected for an analog desk
 Jillexie: Pretty
 HedWund: No spiders wow
 Strebenherz: holy bus
matthaus_c: we still do, but we used to too
 RockPusher: The diagrams in the manual are great
 Crad0k: i mean, we still do, it's just all sealed now 
 bytecaster: Okay, that might not be an easy fix
 LadyAiluros: Daaaaaang
 Myrniss: What do you call this aesthetic?
 ghizmou: squeaky insides
 xantos69: Old humans were better at design.
 themercenary1987: Soooooo CLeeann
Challis2070: So *neat*
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 DandyGeek: it's shockingly clear
 TheAwkes: Now you do all that with a couple million transistors.
 Kentosaurus: rat free
 HedWund: Modular design
 Too_Many_Knives: Mainframe computers used to look like this inside
 SnackPak_: this is what we gave up for thinner phones
 jhmv: we were a thriving civilization once
 MWGNZ: looks like its been designed to be fixed!
 Manae: And that was all done by hand
 Strebenherz: @HedWund i mean there's always time for potential spiders
 EphemeralOsprey: very neat, very clean, very cool
 googoltudoris: each input has its own board?
 atinyspacemarine: This is what technology is meant to be
 LadyAiluros: look at that top board and see if there is any corrosion
   Anubis169: where's Johnny?
 LordZarano: Yeah that's professional equipment. Technician adjustable
 NorthstarTex: that is beautiful regardless
 HedWund: Graham opens it, yup those are electronics
 sephsays: "I shan't be doing anything to this" is how I always feel whenever I look inside anything electronic
 MaskedThespian: Retrofuturism
 Razdak: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EvilGorgeousThymeTinyFace-_E4ds33ywokLwLAj
 bytecaster: That's where the NTSC is stored
 glitched_goddess: is this what the zentradi felt like when they first saw protoculture?
BambooleanLogic: Poke random connectors with a soldering gun until it works
 Too_Many_Knives: Graham no touchie
 snakegums: i'm worry too many screws were removed
Challis2070: "Well, it's not actively visible rot or something. Alas."
aerolend: Flux capacitors.
 JFLBridge: It appears to run on some form of electricity.
 MDK_Marshal: Likely caps that -aren't- filled with goo
 realbadatthis_: orange drop caps?
   Anubis169: those look like giant ceramic capacitors Graham
 sephsays: Has G checked for invisible gremlins?
 MTigress: the diagnosis route would be to carefully pop the card for AUX and compare all the other cards to that one
 atinyspacemarine: Those are capacitors, specifically ceramic caps
 62MGcobra: it appears to run on some sort of electricity.
 EthirealPlayer: L usually denotes inductors? No?
 Crad0k: google tells me it's a print cartridge...
 ElementalAlchemist: thanks, Japan
 atinyspacemarine: Non polarized
 evilspoons983: brown is ceramic cap and they're usually fine, unlike electrolytics...
 RandomTrivia: This is making me very excited for the classic gear at PLASA next month
 WhoseGamewasitZ: Studio Wibbly is my favorite animes
 EphemeralOsprey: wibbly is Such an Adjective
   Anubis169: If you look on the right, that's where the Wibble Circuit is. It makes the video go Wibbly.
 BraveOthello: Ceramic doesn't conduct ... Until you get the voltage high enough
 kaivex: Sometimes "as is" means "is wibbly".
Challis2070: Safety latch!
 atinyspacemarine: I would probably replace all the electrolytic capacitors
 PhoenixMelior: The inside is for future Ian to tinker with!
 Boopity: 
 xantos69: Everyone call your parents or grandparents.  See if one of them helped build this thing.  They have the secret knowledge on how to fix it.
 bytecaster: This must be nice to work on if you know about analog tech
 HedWund: Yup
 glitched_goddess: it looks like you’d want a degree to touch that
 ArdCollider: need a former TV station engineering guy
 GasCityGaming: mmhmm
 themercenary1987: Serious Men in A shed can solve any issue
 tdapenguin: @PhoenixMelior future ttsf would be neat
aerolend: I bet there's probably a detailed schematic for it.
 atinyspacemarine: Those are daughter boards!
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InventiveCooperativeSangPRChase-r_WqrlDkJMSfdYrB
 MTigress: looks like each of those cards is an individual input, so that'll help with diagnosis
 SnackPak_: his name is Bob actually
 jchinnock: something to try G: are all the elements, Camera, Monitor, and switcher on the same power circuit?
 RockPusher: There are a lot of diagrams for hooking up oscilliscope and making timing adjustments
@joh716: I know what's wrong with it
@joh716: It ain't got no gas in it
 Mattmitchell45: Jealous of that life
 Too_Many_Knives: We have not grounded out the danger bean yet have we?
 bytecaster: @RockPusher Yeah, this kind of issue is likely impossible to diagnose without a scope
 RockPusher: https://archive.org/details/manual_SEG2000AP_SM_SONY_EN/ <- the copy of the manual I am reading
   Anubis169: 
 Therberus: But where is BC power?
 googoltudoris: @MTigress which leads me to believe the input boards are probably fine. no individual input seemed more kerfuckled than any other
 ClockTamer: is it an Autobot or Decepticon transformer?
 Diabore: what is that graham is working on?
 atinyspacemarine: I volunteer me and my oscilloscope
   Anubis169: How old is this bit of kit btw?
 Too_Many_Knives: @Diabore Video mixing board from the 80s
 iiieye: not neceddsrily
 TXC2: Diabore  old video mixer
 bytecaster: Maybe the problem is inside the NTSC cube given that it is a timing issue
 Boopity: @Therberus In Victoria, I believe 
 Diabore: @Too_Many_Knives neat
 Strebenherz: maybe they're lucky af and it's a cable?
 Diabore: @TXC2 neat.
 googoltudoris: i'd start with cleaning contacts and recapping the mixing and output boards, then get a ham radio friend with an oscilliscope and a willingness to work for beer
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 TXC2: hello raiders
   Anubis169: Welcome in raiders!
epsilon_vee: the process for adjusting the timing to an external device is on page 14, there's instructions there. tl;dr: you need to turn those little phase adjustments on the back while looking at the test signal
 PhoenixMelior: Top comes off?
Grumpingtoon: They could be LEDs. Early red ones got cheap by the mid 70s
   Anubis169: ooo, some interesting info from epsilon_vee
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Retro Games, I can't believe Terranigma is getting a re-release!
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 flatluigi: @epsilon_vee ooo
 MTigress: @googoltudoris the Aux input was working fine as is, so that's theoretically a known good board for comparison to the others to make sure they're ok before moving to other parts.
 ArdCollider: Graham I just bought the service manual off ebay.
 ArdCollider: I'll get it up there.
 flatluigi: epsilon_vee has what might be a solution
 Black_Blade725: all I'm hearing is future project
 iiieye: I rework production circuit boards for my day job. this isn't that complicated
 RandomTrivia: @ArdCollider Oooooh
 googoltudoris: oh yeah, everything i've seen of the insides suggests that it is very designed to be taken apart board by board
 TXC2: TheOrigamiGamer  Heather is doing needle work, Angel is painting, Cameron is painting (models) Ian and Alex where dealing with an arcade cabinate, and Graham is dealing an old video mixer
 HedWund: Cool technology!
 PhoenixMelior: Ooh, coming to lrr in a mail time soon - this things manual
 tdapenguin: @iiieye that's good to hear
 themercenary1987: @epsilon_vee Maybe send it to the discord? In case they do not see it here?
 HedWund: Where's vacon ruthersworth
 HedWund: *bacon
epsilon_vee: @themercenary1987 whatever, it's right near the front and it's the obvious next thing to do
 macbody2: Use to work in analouge tv - before 2000... The maintenance guys were effing magicians
 RockPusher: "Camera 3, stop looking at the cutie in row F and get back to the game!"
   Anubis169: is that a 6.35mm jack?
 PhoenixMelior: Those sliders look so satisfying
 ArdCollider: yeah, I grabbed this on ebay: https://www.ebay.com/itm/116619660658 and I'll just send it up
 PhoenixMelior: Alex, someone inc hat already did
 BrowneePointz: ArdCollider grabbed one for yall @LoadingReadyRun
 flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun someone already bought one for you
 RockPusher: https://archive.org/details/manual_SEG2000AP_SM_SONY_EN/ <- claims it is the service manual
 Too_Many_Knives: Do any of the LRRfolk have an oscilloscope?
 ArdCollider: the service manual
   Anubis169: We have the best fans...
 RandomTrivia: Probably two
 wedge_x: 
RaeonTheAroAce: lol
 munocard: Ard is a goddamn champion
 TXC2: Gods I love this community
 LadyAiluros: Ard 
 RandomTrivia: That's going to be hefty postage 
 Cinominn: i had to walk away, did the monitor survive the magneting
   Anubis169: Lady~~
 tdapenguin: @ArdCollider  
 PhoenixMelior: Turns out we are nerds for this sort of old tech!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 ArdCollider: @RockPusher it did not look like the one on ebay so I just grabbed this one. I got a PayPal settlement check from Limited Run the other day LOL it's basically free
 iiieye: @cameron no, it wouldn;t need a degree, you actually would just go to a technical trade school for it
 googoltudoris: james, does the 12bux for that service manual count for the subathon?? 
 HedWund: Mmm fresh hot solder
 iiieye: or be trained on the job
 RockPusher: ArdCollider as a physical object it has its own merit anyway. A good old service manual is an object of beauty
epsilon_vee: i was looking at some youtube videos on os internals the other day and its weird how the state of the art in sleep-inducing instructional videos hasn't changed in 30 years 
 PhoenixMelior: Where IS james
 HedWund: 
   Anubis169: haaaaaai James
 googoltudoris: wait you mean the dog hair floating around makes my solder joints worse?
 Boopity: Henlo James
 HedWund: 
 TheLadyMakai: hi james!
 RandomTrivia:  
 HorusFive: 
 TXC2: seeing the TV glow
 ThorSokar: Service Manual: https://archive.org/details/manual_SEG2000A_SONY/mode/2up (You will need an o-scope)
BambooleanLogic: Hi Analog James
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
nyoomgoom: someone's uncle who used to work repair on those things sees it and decides he's gotta come out of retirement for one last job
 A_Dub888: James is about to recruit 5 teenagers with attitude
 macbody2: oh! You need a TBC-thingie(time based correcter) ....
   Anubis169: Sokar~ 
 DandyGeek: loving the Analog Moonbase
 PhoenixMelior: Can we see the painting?
 NorthstarTex: you can see the magnetic distorition field on the screen, so cool
 themercenary1987: Old school LRR
 LesBeauxPlastiques: what's cam working on? 👀
 flatluigi: cam's mic is off
 Riiiiiiis: uhh new youtube channel? Lrr Analog
 DigitalSeahorse: I should have more alarms for this
 themercenary1987: Cam mic at 0
 Austere_Squire: Oh, you got the thingie working!
 ArdCollider: @RockPusher it's always cool to reunite glitch tech with its proper stuff, yes.
 tdapenguin: @NorthstarTex yep! adam came at it with a magnet and internal degauss buttons hadn't been invented yet, so it's still on the screen
 RandomTrivia: I guess the next time Graham needs to manually process a "vintage ads" pre-record, they can just run it through this board
 googoltudoris: Graham, it's time to business expense an oscilliscope
 tdapenguin: @tdapenguin not adam. alex.
 TXC2: tdapenguin  you mean Alex
 macbody2: You will have to have some sort of TBC rack-thing to get the effect mixer to work. That syncs the signal.
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 HorusFive: Tastes like about 9.2v
 iiieye: if you want your soldering QA'd i have an ipc-610 cert
 wedge_x: delicious charge
 Jillexie: THe solder sucker or wicker?
 flatluigi: can you suck solder on twitch
 macbody2: like this: https://www.ebay.com/shop/time-base-corrector?_nkw=time+base+corrector
 googoltudoris: set to MAXIMUM SUCC
 Jillexie: Ah, the sucker
 Cinominn: i always hated using solder suckers... never worked very well for me
 ZestyFungus: Let's get ready to Suuuuuck!
 RealGamerCow: that device makes superb noises
 BrowneePointz: One of these years I'd love to drag Ian Cam Graham and Alex around the Corps of Engineers section at the Iowa State Fair. TONS of really cool old refurbished Mechanical equipment I think they'd enjoy. (and probably give Ian 4-H nostalgia)
 Rexsplosion: Cue the scene from Spaceballs.
 baneless27: ooh that made a nice noise
 Riiiiiiis: @Cinominn yeah i prefer wick
 PhoenixMelior: Grab a third hand?
 googoltudoris: ok electronics nerds in chat, solder sucker or wicking braid?
 Riiiiiiis: WICK
 macbody2: The input on the mixer needs external syncing... That will most like fix much of it..
 LesBeauxPlastiques: a wooden cocktail stick is very good for knocking solder out of closed holes
 RealGamerCow: I generally only used a sucker on through-board pieces.
 Riiiiiiis: sorry
 Rexsplosion: @PhoenixMelior Third hand is a set of clamps to hold wires while you solder them
 letsbelgo: sucker is more fun, braid is more practical
 baneless27: i thought that noise was cam. turned out to be angel
 TXC2: I think I've only ever used a sucker
 Cinominn: is the iron on?
 Jillexie: From Ian's soldering lesson
 macbody2: Looking that monitor - it looks like sync issues. and every broadcaster has a TBC to sync everything.
 PhoenixMelior: Paul
 iiieye: @Cinominn I use a vacuum operated one wouldn't wamt to try a manual one lol
@jjcard: the 'stach, as was the style at the time
@ChrisPetersonYeet: James looking like the guy on Ice Age dark ritual...
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Well shoot, that was not the card I was thinking of :/
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Tempest dark rit, lol
 PhoenixMelior: I thought it was Paul
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 BrowneePointz: I wonder who at LRR would be the first person to get into Modular Synths
 RockPusher: I checked the tapes
 Cinominn: background sound of graham scrolling through an rpg menu
 googoltudoris: graham what were you blooping?
 PhoenixMelior: Hi paul
 A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz Alex?
 HedWund:  paul
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 sephsays: TBF it was, like, 6am James time at the time 
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 RockPusher: ugh, sneezes are like bugs, you want to know where they are
shushu2539: hiccup might be worse is that situation
epsilon_vee: @macbody2 yeah, like the normal mode of operation is you're mixing all live sources like cameras, and they all have genlock inputs and the mixer as the source of all timing and the cameras sync to that so it's all already in sync coming in the inputs
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 PhoenixMelior: Vaporwave
 TXC2: da ba de ba da doo
 bytecaster: Alex gaussed the monitor
matthaus_c: I call this colour Floral Shoppe
 Too_Many_Knives: Alex did a whoopsie
 ElementalAlchemist: degaussing is required
nyoomgoom: ooooohhhhh
 tdapenguin: @Too_Many_Knives alex did a science!
  Texan_Reverend: Time to cast a spell on it with the degaussing wand.
 HorusFive: All Hail CARL
 PhoenixMelior: Stamina!
 macbody2: @epsilon_vee oh man this is taking me back ....
 Capt_clown: Is that the TV that Richard David James aka Aphex Twin managed to actually produce sound by messing with the electronics?
 bytecaster: One chatter mentioned that there is H and phase adjust stuff on external devices on page 14 of https://archive.org/details/manual_SEG2000AP_SM_SONY_EN/page/n15/mode/2up
 Costar_s: i'm watching this CRT monitor on a CRT monitor right now, makes u think 🤔
 CAKHost: Why do I want to question that easy handycam sign XD
 macbody2: It looks like a sync issue...
 AugmentingPath: ah, yes. Pretty but not very functional. We've all had those days, I think
 BrowneePointz: Graham is making me wanna go listen to some Ginger Root
 NorthstarTex: no star wipe?
nyoomgoom: the funky glitchy display is so cool. people try to emulate those effects but it can't touch the real thing
 RockPusher: bytecaster I'm hoping the input sync steps are all they need to do given the stability of the generated outputs
 Capt_clown: Remember, always wipe front to back NEVER side to side 
 CrossXhunteR: which image looks clearer, number 1 or number 2?
 bytecaster: @RockPusher Yeah, I'm reasonably confident it's just page 14 that needs to be done
 Too_Many_Knives: The one we had in school could do a circle wipe too, and you could move the center of the circle with that little joystick
 macbody2: but you dont send a camcorder or VCR directly in the mixer .... you need inbetween stuff.
 BrowneePointz: bourgwipeie
@jjcard: I did an intro to soldering class years ago... haven't done it since
@aziraphalesshop: Will it circle wipe with the joystick?
matthaus_c: that feathering hits the spot
 Riiiiiiis: @Capt_clown round and round I go
 macbody2: Without a TBC?
 flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun One chatter mentioned that there is H and phase adjust stuff on external devices on page 14 of https://archive.org/details/manual_SEG2000AP_SM_SONY_EN/page/n15/mode/2up
 ThorSokar: Service Manual: https://archive.org/details/manual_SEG2000A_SONY/mode/2up (Pages 5-3 show sync adjustment, but you need an o-scope)
 Patorik: Oh yeah, that's probably how those old TV stations did the switch from B&W to colour, dragging the hard wipe across manually
 PhoenixMelior: Totally badass camera
 googoltudoris: PROFESSIONALS wouldn't use a star-wipe, that's for a 1990s midwest waiter's acting reel
   Anubis169: Time Base Correction modules are so annoying to work with x_x
 Larington: I remember someone mentioning a TBC
 CrossXhunteR: how does paul's voice enter the room
 Sunidesus: @googoltudoris One of the other directors where I work used a star wipe the other day. (on purpose) we all had a good laugh about it
 RockPusher: The Voice of Paul in the Room
 ArdCollider: the physical manual may be handy to just hand to the crotchety local radio repair guy at this rate. 
 PhoenixMelior: they have a speakee
 AziraphalesShop: Will it do circle wipe with the joystick?
 bytecaster: This one: https://archive.org/details/manual_SEG2000AP_SM_SONY_EN/page/n15/mode/2up
  Texan_Reverend: Is it connecting via composite? And does the board have s-video as an option?
 macbody2: consumer cam and broadcast equipment ...
 CaptainSpam: Are we toastin' videos in here?
 CrossXhunteR: does radioshack exist in canada
 sephsays: I feel like we should be checking flanges or something by this point
 asddsa28: hahahaa
 CodeIndigo: the oscillation overthruster?
 HorusFive: @CrossXhunteR I miss RadioShack
 bytecaster: Manual adjustments are directly after that section
matthaus_c: oh then you gotta run it through the dephlangulator
epsilon_vee: the h and sc bit is that right hand column "to synchronize with an external system"
 tdapenguin: yay heather!
 DaxStrife: Reticulating splines!
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
 asddsa28: aww that looks grate hether
 Riiiiiiis: yaay Heather
 ElementalAlchemist: uh
 TXC2: to many phallenges in the turbo encabulator
 iris_of_ether: 
 BlueChloroplast:     
Boomyakalolo: sads i got badge but it no work
 wedge_x: oh no
 Thadrin46: Have you checked the flux capicitor?
 Duudeman1620: Yay heather!!!
 munocard: This stream has been the perfect background noise while I have hopefully fixed a client's recurring BSOD tied to a bad Intel Wifi6 driver.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: have you tried a retro-conversion sprocket
 SnackPak_: yeah, close enough
 iris_of_ether: OMG OMG OMG OMG
 CrossXhunteR: the science seems sound
 iris_of_ether: I mean... Yeah
 RealGamerCow: Surely this won't make it worse
 macbody2: so - yeah you need a thingie between the camera and the mixer .... haha ....
 AlnessVT: The Gauss Grinder
 Kentosaurus: the science checks out
 MWGNZ: will be great audio
 Commodore_Perry_GG: bets on broken screen?
 niccus: angle grinding the electromagnetic field
 EphemeralOsprey: this feels like witchcraft but okay
 SnackPak_: dang Paul
 public_key_reveal_party: Anymore?
 Sartagis: @CrossXhunteR Gradually and then suddenly
 bytecaster: Very rude!
 Cinominn: it could be both which is even worse
 public_key_reveal_party: The double frankenstein
 ThorSokar: CRT manufacturers were NOTORIOUS for stealth doing revisions
aerolend: There are completely different SCPs with the same serial numbers, according to the internet.
 bytecaster: We got to page 14!
 tdapenguin: @aerolend that makes me itchy to hear
aerolend: 
 NathanLonghair: Is that a Pre-Regulation Destroyer Class Solid Fuel Recoil Booster I see there?
 bytecaster: Is there a specific out we need to be on for that?
 SnackPak_: G getting ready for a rocket launch
 Capt_clown: Have you tried to switch the interocitor to Giger hold?  
   Anubis169: MAHP 
@jjcard: Gen:Lock, the rooster teeth show?
@DragonSeru: We need the gaussic triangulator to connect the flummox to the stereoscope.
 thebuzzstreams: MAWP
 CaptainSpam: *off-screen screaming*
 Too_Many_Knives: HI
 Cinominn: oops
 CrossXhunteR: just a little loud
 Abavus: 
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 bytecaster: Beej!
 enbyKriss: HI
 TXC2: BEEJ!
 SnackPak_: 
 bytecaster: Oooooh
 ElementalAlchemist: dangit Beej
 Too_Many_Knives: O__o
 RockPusher: lines!
 AspiringDryad: beej!
 RockPusher: 
 HorusFive: Just as G hit the button
 Manae: Good thing the disk wasn't on it
Challis2070: Ooooo!!!!
 TheOrigamiGamer: Mawp
 saiarcot895: 
 boyesie: Ahhh! Loud noise!
 Capt_clown:   
 Sunidesus: Oooo, a test pattern appears
 SnackPak_: ooooo
 ElementalAlchemist: yay!
 bytecaster: o7
 iconicshadow89: MAWP
 HedWund: @Boomyakalolo I had to change a setting to use custom badges on this channel i think
 RockPusher: This looks like the diagram!
 Too_Many_Knives: o7
 evelyndisaster: @j0biwan Thanks for the gift sub!
 ravanys_: The phase has been indicated
 MDK_Marshal: eyoo
 Wizzo1138: Is it indicating phase?
   Anubis169: LOL
 eshplode: o7
 iris_of_ether: Cameron OMG
 NorthstarTex: o7
 ALLxISxLOST: o7
 MTigress: o6
   Anubis169: o7
duallain: angle grinders always sound so safe
 ArdCollider: o7
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JFLBridge: We finally have our Phases indicated!
 DandyGeek: o7
 Riiiiiiis: that's not beej's fault... Always check your tools before powering
 Too_Many_Knives: You can see scanlines in the vertical bars, so maybe
 enbyKriss: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: FInally, my flag!
 Duudeman1620:    
 dougbeal: o#
 pawssumplace: I would like to have words with yu BOTH
 bondeulv: neat
 googoltudoris: you'll need corrosion-resistant metal stucco lath. If you can't find metal stucco lath-- use carbon-fiber stucco lath!
 pawssumplace: ow
 tdapenguin: i maybe the have badge??
 RockPusher: y u no have phase control handycam 
 bytecaster: that's what multi-signal distributor for then, huh
 TXC2: googoltudoris  now bard the lath!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 flatluigi: huh
 tdapenguin: badge!
 RandomTrivia: Professional grade *and from the 80s
 Rexsplosion: @googoltudoris What is this from? I feel like I watched it recently
 flatluigi: okay now time to take an angle grinder to the tv
 Commodore_Perry_GG: hm?
 RealGamerCow: It occurs to me that the monitor might be 1701 because it's a 17 monitor?
 googoltudoris: @Rexsplosion simpsons
 bytecaster: How did we make line moove
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: We have incited a change!
 Commodore_Perry_GG: It's either working and moving, or broken and moving
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 thebuzzstreams: but can the line do a kickflip?
 HorusFive: But I thought line was supposed to go UP
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Outer Limits
 googoltudoris: @Rexsplosion 04-07 marge gets a job
 CrossXhunteR: crazy colors
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 Vonbane: that was outer limits, not twilight zone  lol
 eshplode: I love old tech so much
 TXC2: Rexsplosion  it's from Troy McClure doing a foundation repair video
Pteraspidomorphi: "Try adjusting the left dial"
 CAKHost: I saw a Cameron briefly!
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueBlushingMetalDoggo-g7OE4Y4BrXrrpx2q
 DigitalSeahorse: a bit laggy
aerolend: Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop vibes.
 Rexsplosion: @TXC2 That's it exactly! Came up as a YouTube short
 Commodore_Perry_GG:   
 RockPusher:    
 RealGamerCow: 
 LesBeauxPlastiques: forever attaching battery connectors backwards xD
 FadedOasis: In!
 RandomTrivia: IN!
MajorFrostbyte: In Ian?
 RandomTrivia: Show dog!
   Anubis169: o7
 jadielady: awwwww
Challis2070: Oooo, lovely
 tdapenguin: oooh! so great!!!
 RandomTrivia: YES
 SymphonySolstice: dog!
omegamarkel: very good
 iris_of_ether: Dawwww
 Abavus: 
 RandomTrivia: Outstanding
 couchboyj: dog!
 CaptainSpam: Quite nice!
 HorusFive: 
 Drasvin: Doggo!
 BowlsInMySoup: doggo!
 Rexsplosion: IT'S A DOGGO!
 Twilight_Spark: 
 RockPusher: 
 CAKHost: Doggo! 
 exeJayce: oh I love that 
 protojman: best dog name
 ElementalAlchemist: arf
 Cinominn: yes very good, is dog
   Anubis169: what a beautiful doggo!
 Nathade: good doggo
Earthenone: lrrSPOT
 Bassios: Dugler!
 jibkat: 
 saiarcot895: 
 LostThePirate: The CRT is showing a live feed of Jupiter's red spot
 TXC2: like they have a wrestling mask on
 sephsays: pupper!
 CAKHost: Speaking on Commodore, I did see this on Best Buy a little while back: https://www.bestbuy.com/product/breadbin-commodore-64-ultimate-basic-beige/J3Q5Q982PG/sku/12348371
schordash: that looks fantastic (as always) Angel! ∩^ω^∩
 googoltudoris: @Rexsplosion "the half-assed approach to foundation repair" with half a donkey on it is one of my favorite visual gags of the show
 tdapenguin: well-don!
 LostThePirate: Yay!
 jadielady: that's so many ends
 bondeulv: that was fast!
 Rexsplosion: Does Angel do commissions, and does she paint cats?
schordash: hell yeah! how lovely ^ O ^
omegamarkel: very nice
 CAKHost: Heart-sketti!
 tdapenguin: @Rexsplosion i believe she does take commissions. i don't know how to contact her
 TXC2: !contact
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 DigitalSeahorse: I was up late too
@williammetcalfe5642: Controlling the vertical and horizontal was "The Outer Limits"
Earthenone: i think that WAS a commision for alex
schordash: *BIG NODS*
 Krektogar: yeah, need some cooldown time
 RockPusher: Gotta get out of performing mode
 asddsa28: aww
GrathXVI: also it's a pain in the ass when you're doing fair isle trying to carry the yarn in the back for too long
 hyralt: Aftercare is important, yo
 Invitare: imagine being able to immediately go to sleep
 TXC2: Invitare  luxury
 Twilight_Spark: Afterstream, the new product from the makers of Aftersausage.
 macbody2: @hyralt Fr fr
 LostThePirate: Yuuuup, performing needs s wind-down. Theater kids everywhere know the necessity of the trip to Denny's
 frnknstn: I missed the start, what is Cam working on?
schordash: awh girl, mood ; v ;
schordash: gl! o7
 HedWund: Yea bake off eh
 SymphonySolstice: simply grind all the gausses out
Challis2070: Baaaaaaaake off!
 DirectorStephanie: I just love the variation of items everyone is working on and that everyone is so supportive of each other. I would expect nothing less but it still deserves to be commented on 
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 niccus: something will end one way or another
 TXC2: not dealing with wind down properly is why people in media did so much cocaine back in the day
 ND_Ericson: warriors of gauss
chaos5896: bye Angel. We'll see you soon!
 CrossXhunteR: im going to do a one-man bake-off, making some enchiladas
 tdapenguin: @DirectorStephanie 
 protojman: I am stealing that dog name btw.
 lightfut: New show can't draw cats club
 thebuzzstreams: @frnknstn he was working on figurines, up til like 30 minutes ago or so, no idea now
 googoltudoris: @frnknstn modular synth from ian's "how to solder" ttsf
T1pster: O . O
 CAKHost: A convergence of KITTY
 PhoenixMelior: Why do i hear beej
 frnknstn: Ah right thx
 Rexsplosion: I definitely would love to get a painting of my car, Gnar
 tdapenguin: angel's cam is still on, i think?
 CrossXhunteR: is angel's mic on
 DirectorStephanie: I love that! What a lovely tribute to all your little ones 
 tdapenguin: mic, that's the right word
 Rexsplosion: Cat*
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 CAKHost: Always assume Beej is somewhere nearby!
 DigitalSeahorse: a lot of cross talk
 CAKHost: It's always the safest way to tbe
 CrossXhunteR: ooh, continuity testing
 PhoenixMelior: And also beej!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 googoltudoris: @LoadingReadyRun for the record, i would absolutely watch a very special TTSF-athon where folks do a deep dive on the fancy director's console
 RandomTrivia: UH
 PhoenixMelior: Fingers crossed
 CrossXhunteR: clear prop
 RandomTrivia: Oh, to try to degauss it
 SymphonySolstice: brrrrrrr
 flatluigi: YOOOO
 SnackPak_: wow
 CAKHost: Y have been MAWPed
 CaptainSpam: Oooooooo.
 HedWund: 
 iris_of_ether: I can't believe that fucking works hahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: omg it works!!!!!
 MWGNZ:  
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 tdapenguin: again, again!!!!
 kaivex: grind away that gaussing
 NorthstarTex: more!
 Kentosaurus: try again closer
 HorusFive: Holy moly and actual result
 flatluigi: smaller circles
 TheOrigamiGamer: Oh that wasn’t so bad of a noise
 TXC2: slower this time I think
 atinyspacemarine: Holy shit
 tdapenguin: thank you, physics !
chaos5896: hold it over the red?
 korvys: maybe near the back, near the beam thing?
 atinyspacemarine: This is magical
 DandyGeek: slower, smaller circles, yeah
 BrainBetter: Anglegaussing.
 CaptainSpam: Satisfying.
 RandomTrivia: Outstanding content, truly
 Terminal423: oh oh oh it's magic!
shushu2539: wow, it's almost magic
 korvys: Maybe around that side?
 IanAllenBird: neat
 WokenClick: that is working amazingly well
 bytecaster: It definitely helped
 HedWund: It did something
 Kasran: it is fascinating that that's actually working
 PhoenixMelior: Neat!
 CAKHost: We are watching magic live!
 ElementalAlchemist: it's different
 atinyspacemarine: Try different grinder orientations
 munocard: it might be working?
 Jillexie: It helped for sure
 enbyKriss: This is incredible!
 googoltudoris: MAGNETS    plus some words to get around allcaps because we don't break rules just for the bit
 RandomTrivia: It's distressing how well that worked
 sephsays: Science is magic
 Jillexie: lol
 omdorastrix: Monitors of that age can have their coils pick up the polarity of the planet's magnetic field - isn't that wild...  That's what degaussing is for.
 TXC2: mother busing Magnets, how do they work?
MajorFrostbyte: It's working but taking time
 hyralt: That looks worse...?
 BrightstormRising: CRT monitors, how do they work?
 Jillexie: Magnets!
 atinyspacemarine: Different grinder orientations might make the flux alignment work out better
 iris_of_ether: Depends on the orientation of the motor
 saiarcot895: seems to have an effect
 neisan2112: Maybe on the side of the monitor?
 asddsa28: omg
 wedge_x: try from the side of the screen
 jibkat: Oh hey iris_of_ether 
 DandyGeek: normally when you use an external degaussing tool, you also move it closer to the screen while making circles, and then move it further away from the screen (all still making circles)
 tdapenguin: @omdorastrix in this particular case, science was done with a magnet. but also, yeah, isn't htat cool!!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Rexsplosion: What a neat magic trick
 iris_of_ether: Hi jibkat!
 ElementalAlchemist: well, cool
 HedWund: Need a bigger drill motor lol
 macbody2: praise be to the omnisiah
 SymphonySolstice: love that
BambooleanLogic: Back in my day, we had to degauss our monitors with an angle grinder before we were allowed to walk uphill to school.
 googoltudoris: can you shift back to camera so we can see vs known colors?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 jibkat: Enjoying our ray tube content?
 munocard: holy ajoni
 RandomTrivia: The spirit of TTSF truly alive and well 
 Riiiiiiis: @Rexsplosion something something technology and magic
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
 RockPusher: Thank you tinkerers! 
 HedWund:  thanks ttsf
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's a great demonstration of lots of magnetics stuff
 TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
chaos5896: do you want to try it while off, or do you need the Commodor on?
 TheLadyMakai: thanks all!
 HedWund:  
 asddsa28: yeah
StokorcovyLes: Tinkrinking
 TXC2: !events
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 DirectorStephanie:  a lovely little creative stream y’all! 
 EphemeralOsprey: it be late in my timezone so I will be going away, sorry Ian
 eshplode: Huh, I just noticed I could hear the CRT whine through the Twitch stream
 CAKHost: W-what happened to the rest of that oddish's leaves?
@OVER-KiLL: now we're cookin
@jjcard: what is that?
@TwilitEpitaph: What is going on?
@thecommissaruk: Degaussing old skool
@jjcard: some sort of degaussing
@jjcard: that was a magnet?
@thecommissaruk: Hold the motor vertical
@sleepy_alice: a drill I think
 HedWund: Random wheeler
 tdapenguin: @chaos5896 i'm pretty sure it needs to be on. can someone back me up?
 CrossXhunteR: mulber
 CAKHost: Do I want to know?
 RandomTrivia: KITTY!
MajorFrostbyte: Kitty!
 RealGamerCow: Did the grinder degauss work?
 TXC2: so long EphemeralOsprey  sleep well
 RockPusher: BLEP!
 CAKHost: KITTY
 Korolan: Blep
 CodeIndigo: that was a statistically significant amount of fun
 TXC2: Kitty!
 PhoenixMelior: Mulder!
 HedWund: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Cat blep
 enbyKriss: Kitty!
 RandomTrivia: Hi Mulder
 hyralt: You're a kitty!
 FadedOasis: blep
 Drasvin: Kitty!
 DirectorStephanie: Kitty! 
 GhostValv: 
 ContingentCat: awwww good maulder
 big_blue_man: the creature
 EphemeralOsprey: happy timezone to all the rest of you o7 catch ya later
 LostThePirate: New DIY hack/skill unlocked!
 jibkat: 
 Neesee: mulber blep
 TheLadyMakai: wheeler gato!
 Lord_Dodo: kitty!
 tdapenguin: kittycat
 Vinewood_OG: 
 RockPusher: 
 SymphonySolstice: @RealGamerCow partially yes
 ZestyFungus: 
 TXC2: right chat I'm off
 zefinderus:  
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Ian, Alex, Heather, Cameron and Graham! 
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
chaos5896: good night TXC2
 CAKHost: Bye TXC1!
 TheLadyMakai: thanks TXC2!
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 good night!
 RandomTrivia: Night TXC2, sleep well!
 Riiiiiiis: Nighty night chat, see ya tomorrow
 TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 RandomTrivia: See you tomorrow Riiiiiiis
chaos5896: @TXC2 lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
 zigboy22: NIGHT
 RealGamerCow: Good night Europefolk
 Duudeman1620:   
BambooleanLogic: Wait, the text isn't saying that _they_ will be right back. It's an imperative ordering _us_ to be back soon.
 hd_dabnado: Food time
LordZarano subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 136 months, currently on a 136 month streak!
 LordZarano: Video mixer was very cool
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LordZarano! (Today's storm count: 502)
 CAKHost: But seriously chat if you could give me a brief download on the oddish that was behind Heather, I'd appreciate it! (its other leaves could just be hidden but idk for sure)
 DirectorStephanie: Oooh, I should grab my chicken fingers ^.^
NerdSoda: Can Alex angle-grind the scones?
shushu2539: now my monitor is broken, I suddenly see everything kinda blurry
 ClodiumSoride: and Serge!
 protojman: the forbidden music
 jibkat: good news its not you
BambooleanLogic: I can't wait for next season of Will it Degauss?
 protojman: 
 CAKHost: I think the camera is just drunk. I read that somewhere in chat
FurthestChunk: @CAKHost angel was gonna work on it, but she forgot to bring the right thread
 sephsays: @shushu2539 have you tried angle-grinding it?
 protojman: 
 CAKHost: @FurthestChunk Ah! Thanks! I missed that
 BraveOthello: @CAKHost I heard it referred to as the bLRR
 public_key_reveal_party: Angle grinding: the cause of and solution to all lifes' problems
Boomyakalolo: do ihas bage now
 BrowneePointz: @shushu2539 break cam is blurred for 1. Aesthetic 2. allows some cheeky "off cam" time for the folks
 rosesmcgee: Leave the monitor out, they can try a stand mixer next
 CAKHost: @BraveOthello Equally valid!
 Verrain2: Did Ian survive potential CRT releated death?
 Duudeman1620: @cakhost Oddish was the original project Angel was going to work on but she forgot thread so it ended up being a painting day.
 sephsays: @Verrain2 So far!
 public_key_reveal_party: @Verrain2 He is walking around blurrily right now, so, probably
 Verrain2: 
 CaptainSpam: That cable makes this look like the weirdest split-screen I've ever seen.
 wolfiezz43: test
 CAKHost: @Duudeman1620 I was in the middle of other things at the start of the stream too so I missed that. Thanks for the update!
 AdamYMHMI: Random cable is my favorite new character
 kat2kool: @public_key_reveal_party never a guarantee tho
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @public_key_reveal_party The capacitor discharges made him blurry?
 CAKHost: Cable can be LRR Crew too 
 ContingentCat: we'd definitly have clipped it if Ian was blurry now lol
MajorFrostbyte: @Verrain2 He had some incorrect parts so he wasn't able to complete the project, so there is still a chance.
 bytecaster: We all enjoy hanging out with cable!
 HadesLeprechaun: just hopping in, did they say what's up next?
 kat2kool: Empty Chair’s new best friend: Dangling Cable
 ContingentCat: @HadesLeprechaun bake off
 TheOrigamiGamer: I am a fan of big blue wire
 TheLadyMakai: bakeoff
 Duudeman1620: Lrr bake off
 HadesLeprechaun: thanks!
BambooleanLogic: Blue cable best cable
MajorFrostbyte: @kat2kool Bake Off with Angel and Wheeler
 public_key_reveal_party: @kat2kool And supporting characters: Several Tripods
 bytecaster: Chat truly will enter into a parasocial relationship with anything, even a cable
@RobotKingofAllCosmos: Angle grinder actually
@DragonSeru: that was an angle grinder
@sleepy_alice: CAT
  @jgmweston: good cat
@DragonSeru: which uses a motor, that caused the monitor to be... gaussed differently
@DragonSeru: wasn't really degaussed ^^
@DragonSeru: also, very good cat
@jjcard: ok that's what I thought. but didn't know anything but a magnet could be used for degaussing
@jjcard: (also, this is making me miss my CRT. I got rid of it only like 2 years ago)
 SymphonySolstice: I  blue cable
 ClodiumSoride: @bytecaster you're not wrong
 emilevitt: blue cable my beloved
MajorFrostbyte: @HadesLeprechaun meant my comment for you
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 AdamYMHMI: @bytecaster I feel a real connection with random cable
 eshplode: @bytecaster It could be worse. Have you seen some of the stuff they stream here?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I swear on the graves of my ancestors, I will take revenge on blue cable for the time it slighted me.
 korvys: It's a good cable
 ShadyLantern: random cable is a paid actor
 exeJayce: blue cable is my best friend
 emilevitt:    blue cable dont go
 kat2kool: nooooo cable come back!
 Verrain2: He has ascendeed!
BambooleanLogic: Cable had to go home to his planet
 themercenary1987: So who are our chefs today?
 Verrain2: He is back!
omegamarkel: wait bring the cable back
 kat2kool: oh phew, close one
 BlueChloroplast:   
NerdSoda: cable cam
MrForceOfWill subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
 MrForceOfWill: well I chose an interesting time to drop in chat. how’s everyone doing
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 RandomTrivia: Cable is the successor to Ceiling Egg
 ShadyLantern: goddamn cable <33 it knows we;re watching
 Gadora: New and exciting angles of cable!
 public_key_reveal_party: Ooh close up cable
NerdSoda: it's ambulatory!
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: better explain everything to the cable so they're looped in
pickles_mcelden: At first I was conflicted but now that he is gone I realize I have always loved blue cable.
 Verrain2: Blue cable is reaching out to us!
 kat2kool: whoa cable, getting a little intimate there
 SnackPak_: please respect our personal space, blue cable
 AdamYMHMI: Blue cable is really wired into the conversation here
 korvys: Can't wait to watch the vod in 3D
 exeJayce: cable has reminded me to take my drugs (my one med case is blue lmao)
NerdSoda: noooooooo!
 ClodiumSoride: gone but not forgotten
 ShadyLantern: goodbye cable... i will never forget the time we had together
Challis2070: Aprons!
BambooleanLogic: I'm so over blue cable
 big_blue_man: blue cable...
 SnackPak_: I miss blue cable
 Invitare: Metroid music?
 exeJayce: now blue apron is my friend
 emilevitt: @exeJayce oo, thanks for the reminder!
NerdSoda: Blue Cable for Smash!
 kat2kool: we’ll miss you blue cable 
 emilevitt: meds time 
 ElementalAlchemist: this is still the LRR CD-ROM Experience video
 AdamYMHMI: Goodbye blue cable 
 big_blue_man: i miss clue bable already
 eshplode: Wheeler putting an apron on to this music is quite ominous
 LesBeauxPlastiques: these blurred screens almost feel like the game "i'm on observation duty"
 Boopity: Talk about music whiplash
 RandomTrivia: Hard musical whiplash 
 Mazrae: That part always kind of reminds me of how its made
 AdamYMHMI: @LesBeauxPlastiques Can you find Waldo in this scene?
 googoltudoris: that was one of the transitions of all time
 emilevitt: 
 MrForceOfWill: oh will this be a cooking segment
 exeJayce: mhm
 googoltudoris: bake-off!
UltraVioletVodoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
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 Boopity: Such melancholic music
 Kasran: yep, the schedule has "The Great LRR Bake-Off"
 NeoGetz: Good Timezone all
 Kasran: !schedule
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 Boopity: Good timezone to you @NeoGetz !
 ElementalAlchemist: good job, TypeYourNameHere! You did it!
 Kasran: oh, i didn't know there was a google calendar version, that's neat
BambooleanLogic: Is this the name select screen and we entered "Be Right Back"?
 CAKHost: Gonna have some tea resin tea. Aw yeah
 Boopity: The calendar on the website is _genuinely_ so nice to have and I feel like I don't mention that often enough
@jgmweston gifted 1 LoadingReadyRun membership
@shay4232: what did I just hop in and why do I see baking iteme
 exeJayce: no it really is
 CaptainSpam: This music must be really weird to anyone not familiar with LRR's past content. 
 HedWund: Paul inspecting ingredients
 Boopity: @CaptainSpam I've been watching LRR for like 4 years and half of it is unfamiliar to me 
 ElementalAlchemist: probably
 ElementalAlchemist: it was a very good sketch
 LesBeauxPlastiques: hi lo-res paul
 MrForceOfWill: oh I recognize this song it was used in some Friday nights videos
 DigitalSeahorse: now I've gotta wait for groceries to happen, did I forget to order anything?
 LesBeauxPlastiques: bye lo-res paul
 Micalovits: Is... G holding a big fish?
fracassio subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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 Micalovits: No, thats a pan
 Boopity: @DigitalSeahorse Can you get me some milk, I forgot to buy some at the store today
 MrForceOfWill: no it’s a pan I think
 commentarywife: @DigitalSeahorse a lil treat
 Boopity: Oh no
omegamarkel: oooooh
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 NovaTiempo: aaaah
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: oh no!
 GhostValv: D:
 RandomTrivia: All the way dooooooown
5_color_bad_stuff: I'm getting sick
 MrForceOfWill: LOL. WE INFINITE
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Streamception!
 Despoiler98: STREAMCEPTION
TheAinMAP: Recursion.
 CAKHost: Graham Stark is.... the Panhandler
 zefinderus: weee
 SnackPak_: I'm too high for this
 CAKHost: My mind!
nyoomgoom: the portal
MajorFrostbyte: Be Right Back ception
 emilevitt: don't gaze into the abyss chat
 emilevitt: we'll be consumed
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 DigitalSeahorse: @Boopity  yup, that's on the list
 Vindexrix: @SnackPak_  not high enough
 emilevitt: 
BambooleanLogic: Be Right Feedback!
Boomyakalolo: woot BadgeGet!!!
 Boopity: @DigitalSeahorse Neat, thanks 
 NeoGetz:    
 CAKHost: Something something mind sculpted XD
rockman1967: blurry camera is my favorite
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LightBlindingAntAliens--eawZFwYIlzPxYaz
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DoubtfulBrightChipmunkDancingBanana-kPw8vFeJdKyys45g
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Boopity: Blurry cam has certainly become an instant fan-favorite
 Sorator13: good timezone, friends
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CAKHost: I'm looking forward to the bLRR montogue later in the highlights 
 exeJayce: Wheeler pls
 Boopity: Timezones to you too @Sorator13 !
 hyralt:       
 kat2kool: @cakhost hard same!
 Micalovits: And a happy timezones to all who participate
MajorFrostbyte: A spatula and a whisk? Wheeler is such a naughty boy
Boomyakalolo: and a joious Timezone to all
 LilyOfTheVeil666:      
 CAKHost: And Wheeler Springing himself with Onion
 CAKHost: XD
 TimeToFry: Lmao
 eshplode: Delicious
 GhostValv: 
 exeJayce: sir why
 MrForceOfWill: NANI
 James_the_Dabbler: That’s gonna leave a paper cut
 DigitalSeahorse: what are you licking?
 ContingentCat: thankyou Wheeler
 letsbelgo: frenchy with the bestie
 commentarywife: thanks for giving me a chill evening. Now I shall go to bed.
 kaivex: ok but now he needs to lick the phone with that photo
 Sorator13: wheeler, we didn't need to know what that tongue do
 NeoGetz: so its not a blur filter, its an incredibly close focus?
 CAKHost: AH
 NapalmSideburns: Ahh, Count Spatula!
 Lord_Dodo: Wheeler kinda looked like Sam Reich in that pic
nyoomgoom: hell yeha spatulas
 Micalovits: I feel threatened by Ian
 RockPusher: Spatula!!!
chaos5896: it tastes like '95
 GhostValv: X
 CAKHost: There's two of them!
 exeJayce: blue friends!
 PhoenixMelior: Allez cuisine!
 ContingentCat: Wheeler what??
  Juliamon: maggy!
 TimeToFry: Hmm
 CobaltShuriken: 
Boomyakalolo: wheeler why?
 ZestyFungus: Ohhh slug yeahh
 CAKHost: What's wrong with that Slugma?!
 MrForceOfWill: gooner turkey face omg
 PhoenixMelior: Ligmagcargo?
 Boopity: Oh wait, is the blurry cam actually an unfocused physical camera? I assumed it was a software filter for some reason 
 GhostValv: baked mag
 eshplode: 
 NeoGetz: @Boopity same!
 TheOneCalledStu: meow meow
Boomyakalolo: kitty!!!!
 Paranundrox:   
 RockPusher: 
 CAKHost: KITTY
 ShadyLantern: CAAAAAR
 MrForceOfWill: cute kitty
 ContingentCat: Awwww sleepy baby so good
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhhh baby
 NorthstarTex: KITTY!
 Dog_of_Myth: Cat
 GhostValv: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: KITTY
 Chronomos901: mulder!
pixl_nix: 
 exeJayce: cat!
 RedAlexxis: Cookin' time!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 SnackPak_: @Boopity it is an unfocused cam
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty
TheAinMAP: 
 Boopity: AHHHHH IAN
 RockPusher:  
 TheLadyMakai: oww
 PhoenixMelior: Gah!
 Paranundrox: thanks Ian
 ShadyLantern: how many lights are there
 CAKHost: IAN NO
 exeJayce: oh god IAN
 TimeToFry: 
 LesBeauxPlastiques: what is this the fallout 3 opening?
 ContingentCat: my eyes!
 Dog_of_Myth: Don't head to the light chat
 exeJayce: my EYES
 MrForceOfWill: soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr
 IbunWest: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
udwstorm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 119 months!
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 Duudeman1620: Awweee
 Sahdee: are we being bullied?
earthmoververa: wtf
MajorFrostbyte: Remember chat, no backseating, let them cook....
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 exeJayce: actually pls maybe no more lights, Ian, that actually hurts the eyes ;-;
 letsbelgo: look at that bald spot
 ContingentCat: @Sahdee only consentually
 RockPusher:  
 CAKHost: @Sahdee Yes :c
nyoomgoom: the most beloved tradition of the subathon. getting cocomeloned on the brb screen 
Earthenone: which bit is coming up?
 Micalovits: Chug!
FurthestChunk: @letsbelgo kinda rude
 MrForceOfWill: @CAKHost the shade the shade of it all
 ContingentCat: @Earthenone Bake off!
 CAKHost: No Wheeler that's for the bake off!
@DocPhoenix: Wheeler and Angel are gonna be baking apparently for part 2 of Maker Day
@SwirlyAutumnStar: The Great
@shay4232: this is gonna be fun
@SwirlyAutumnStar: LRR BAKE-OFF!
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@DocPhoenix: I don't recognize some of these tracks, is this Road Quest music or something else?
@shay4232: probably custom or desert bus. this isnt road quest
  @jjcard: Ian preparing for a chef battle?
@shay4232: I wonder what happened to the homemade cheese from a previous ri
@shay4232: tinker tailor solder fry*
earthmoververa: did I make it in time for the cooking show
MajorFrostbyte: Bake Off coming up
 exeJayce: @earthmoververa yep!
 kat2kool: @earthmoververa sure did!
 Mattmitchell45: @MajorFrostbyte But's it's CRUCIAL that they whisk counterclockwise!
 letsbelgo: @FurthestChunk what? noting wrong with having one.
 couchboyj: Cooking is impending
UncannyJimjams subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
 UncannyJimjams: My subby centurion during Sub-a-Thon!! Here's to at least 100 more
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FurthestChunk: @letsbelgo why point it out then bud
 Verrain2: Ilove seeing us at around 24 hours to go no matter when I check in.
 CAKHost: Cooking is ...baking..? What
 exeJayce: friends, it is now wine o clock
 DigitalSeahorse:  I'm so tired
 ContingentCat: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:22 PM
 RockPusher: exeJayce is it ever not wine-o-clock?
 kat2kool: @exejayce god, FINALLY
 NorthstarTex: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:21:33. 
 NeoGetz: Cooking =/= baking
grandmastersson: !schedule
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 couchboyj: It's always wine o'clock somewhere
 Sorator13: I hope our friends will be sharing their product today; I'm hungry
earthmoververa: should I hit the wine at 9:23am?
 exeJayce: yes
 Boopity: @earthmoververa What can go wrong
 RandomTrivia: @earthmoververa Start as you mean to go on
 NorthstarTex: why not
 Sorator13: @earthmoververa violence is never the answer
 MrForceOfWill: baking is like the mad evil science version of cooking. it can be quite delicate
 CAKHost: I mean... if you aren't going to be busy the rest of the day....
 exeJayce: it's like 5:23 here so it's late enough
 DunderCat: @earthmoververa do you need to operate heavy machinery today?
 kat2kool: @neogetz I’d say baking is a subset of cooking
 exeJayce: (pm not am)
 RockPusher: earthmoververa mimosa, breakfast of champions
 sephsays: @earthmoververa you should probably drink it, instead of hitting it
 NeoGetz: Baking is edible chemistry
 NorthstarTex: soon
 MrForceOfWill: @Sorator13 violence is the question. and the answer is yes. (this is a joke btw. violence is a last resort)
 letsbelgo: @FurthestChunk aint your bud, pal
 RandomTrivia: I love that they made the pinnies, they're cute
 CAKHost: Is that Cori on the far left?
 Boopity: Yes
MajorFrostbyte: @Mattmitchell45 If they don't use my favorite brand of yeast it'll really get a rise out of me.
 exeJayce: hah
 CAKHost: Thanks!
 DunderCat: @MajorFrostbyte Do you notice a difference between the yeast brands?
 Micalovits: No, its BLLRY
 BraveOthello: @MajorFrostbyte ... Take your grudging laugh and get out
 themercenary1987: 24:24:24
 googoltudoris: i'm so glad i have a "local" flour mill
 kat2kool: @majorfrostbyte I worry there will be a mix up which will really cause a stir
 Boopity: Booo, chat, boo 
 LesBeauxPlastiques: when top-a-thon?
 googoltudoris: i will not stand mixer for these puns
Challis2070: Ooooooo! So many tools!
 RockPusher: 
100viewbots: 🎉🎉🎉
 googoltudoris: 24:23:22
 ContingentCat:  
 DigitalSeahorse: what a loaded table!
MajorFrostbyte: @DunderCat Not really, just saying it for the pun
 CAKHost: Yay baking! \o/
 jibkat:  Cori
 TehAmelie: hi, once again
 korvys: That's call stocking the fridge
 Brozard: Imagine all the baking
schordash:    bake off!!!
 ContingentCat: hi Cori!
Earthenone: the great brittish (colombian) bake off
 AspiringDryad: in the coriner
schordash: ayyy Cori~ o/
 CAKHost: !venga
  LRRbot: Somebody! Help! IT'S COMING! THE BUS IS COMING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
 Boopity: 
 ContingentCat: and unoffical Graham
 SnackPak_: I can't wait for Ringo's mahjong song
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schordash: o/ 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Brozard: Is that a bowl of coleslaw?>
 BraveOthello: Ian it's the subathon you can swear
 Diabore: it can break a tie
@OVER-KiLL: We got The Great LRR Bakeoff up next 👨‍🍳
@SwirlyAutumnStar: Woo!
  @jjcard: that is a table full of stuff
 Sorator13: We needed someone to break the tie anyway!
 Invitare: please give Cori some peanuts for her gallery
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
Challis2070: Simic slaw?????
 bytecaster: I enjoy Graham just hanging out!
 RockPusher: Twist Graham's arm into eating baked goods
 Thadrin46: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE BEN. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU HERE.
Keab42: Dear Beej. Can we please have those aprons in the store?
 HedWund: 
 exeJayce: Cori that is a fancy jacket you have on, 10/10
 Boopity: 
 Brozard: The couch should have signs like the Autumnal Rumble
 CAKHost: If you look at condense milk does it decondense?
 themercenary1987: We are Baked........
 RockPusher: "Fixed"
 DunderCat: @MajorFrostbyte fair, I would be hard pressed to tell which i used without looking at the label so i wondered if you were a supertaster
 DigitalSeahorse: baking RIGHT off
 Micalovits: Looking at another woman's condensed milk is pretty rude
 GhostValv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 grimangel53: @Brozard We should also get a Rumble, but I'm biased.
 DirectorStephanie: 
 Verrain2: Ian will use a log scale.
 Boopity: This is already the best
 ALLxISxLOST: oooohh
Challis2070: Scones!
 Larington: That choice is asconishing.
 LadyAiluros: mmmm Scone
 CAKHost: Also let the record stand that the white powder is flour and NOTHING else
  Juliamon: scon/e
 RockPusher: ooer, apple
 emilevitt: 
 Thadrin46: Do it in 1 minute
 LadyAiluros: I need to make some but it's too warm right now for the butter ;;
 DigitalSeahorse: that's 4
 sephsays: They're scone before you've eaten them, and then afterwards they're scone
 emilevitt: sconces?
 draftsynthesis: one scone, one scoffe
 public_key_reveal_party: sconces?
 Invitare: my grandmother used to make Apple and Cinnamon Scones
 emilevitt: 
 earthmoververa: @kat2kool wawawawawawawawawawawaw a im rich
 CAKHost: Scones you say?
 Thadrin46: I need scone in 60 seconds
 RockPusher: 
 NeoGetz: SO chat, Jam or Cream first on your scones?
 RealGamerCow: very good description
Boomyakalolo: muppet!!!
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that tracks
 RockPusher: Angel with the Michael Caine method
 Drum0_0: 
 DirectorStephanie: @neogetz Jam
 Boopity: They're _professionals_, Graham
 Thadrin46: Jam then cream
 xantos69: I pick the Matrix for that.  Also, Agent Smith is the human.
Earthenone: ~lastsquan
 RockPusher: Sconuts!
 emilevitt: scwanch!
 emilevitt: 
 NeoGetz: I'm a cream first, unless the Jam is hard person, then its Jam first
 kaivex: squandrix.
 korvys: sc-one
 LesBeauxPlastiques: skwon
 exeJayce: scone as in biscuit?
 LadyAiluros: but are they making clotted cream and lemon curd?
 ALLxISxLOST: I hope someone makes biscuits and gravy but its just a chocolate chip cookie covered in a white chocolate sauce
 couchboyj: Wheeler has ab-scone-ded with any sense of propriety these proceedings might have had
 BrowneePointz: DULCE DE LECHE!
 DigitalSeahorse: was last year where Alex came in and RAD scanned all the cupcakes?
 MrSarkhan: That sounds amazing
 wench_tacular: fancy
 NeoGetz: I need these recipies
 LadyAiluros: same
 TheLadyMakai: that sounds amazing
 kat2kool: oh my GOD Angel
 MrForceOfWill: hold up WHAT. THAT SOUNDS AMAZING
 skintbint: i'm really enjoying corner cori
 bytecaster: The word scone has stopped sounding like a word to me
 RockPusher: I require someone to invent scone-over-IP before Angel finishes baking!
 Verrain2: I am unwrapping a peanut butter cup.
 BlueChloroplast: Ooooh
 DigitalSeahorse: squones
 LadyAiluros: @RockPusher IKR
 DirectorStephanie: holy moly
 InconsiderateHat: Dang
 AspiringDryad: dang now i want scones
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm
 Boopity: Those sound so bougie
 GhostValv: -1
 Invitare: Canada imports Cheddar from Ireland??
 MrForceOfWill: oh my these are making me hungry
 IaCthulhuFthagn: "scone" is pronounced "StarCraft one"
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: they sound delicious
Boomyakalolo: nelly with the dad joke
 BrowneePointz: Nelson if that joke was any more tortured it would've been Van Gogh
 LadyAiluros: wonders how her scone recipe would fare in the warm
Earthenone: we could disguise them as our own squooking
 bytecaster: Ever?
FurthestChunk: -2
nyoomgoom: sconed hams
 InconsiderateHat: I always want scones and now I'm just locked in.
 Micalovits: @IaCthulhuFthagn I should Replay brood war
 CAKHost: Are scones like croissants where you just need to make the dough and then customize it via fillings?
 CrossXhunteR: in honor of the bake-off, I just touched my eye with a jalapeño finger that I thought I had washed properly
 James_the_Dabbler: LRR is so lucky we don’t know where they are otherwise we’d be mobbing them for scones
chaos5896: Sconedash?
 Ryban89: @maywecomein Thanks for the gift sub!
 Shurtal: Mmmmm, steamed skwuns
 Dog_of_Myth: Light the scone beacon
 grimangel53: @IaCthulhuFthagn   
schordash: yo hello?? 
 RockPusher: yup
 xantos69: A drill works just as good for whipping.
 RockPusher: low and slow
 ghizmou: do we have time?
 ALLxISxLOST: alright, see everyone in 3 hours
 BrowneePointz: Yea you caramelize the SHIT out of it
 LadyAiluros: I could not sit and cook like this
 Boopity: 
 LadyAiluros: i have to be up and moving
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to schordash! They have given 1953 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 schordash: my husband and i also make doordash jokes to each other 
 Flyingdelorion: Hello everyone! Good baking!
 SnackPak_: caramelize all those sugars
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 bytecaster: So we are making a bomb?
 Peter_Chordash: Chor-dash might be a little while to get to Victoria
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 Kentosaurus: wait
 CAKHost: Wait we need to use the whole time?!
 Jillexie: WOw
 big_blue_man: oh
 sephsays: holy moly!
 exeJayce: holy crap 100???? wow!
 schordash:   
 RockPusher: mum did this all the time
 Dog_of_Myth: Holy
 wench_tacular: 
 EthirealPlayer:    
 Statist42:   
 DirectorStephanie:    
 Boopity: Exploding the moonbase for the subathon!
 Mr_Horrible: safe is relative
chaos5896: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Boomyakalolo: 100 subs go!!!
 earthmoververa: insane
TheAinMAP:   
 Dog_of_Myth:    
 NeoGetz: It's a good technique
GedankenPalast_: woa a 100???   
jjcard: Well time to go to my therapist appointment. See y'all when I get back
GrathXVI: we want to add glass shrapnel to the burning hot condensed milk explosion
 PhorrestGaze: depends on your definition of safe
 CAKHost: Thank you @NotCainNorAbel ! 
 HedWund:   
 korvys: Does the pot have water in it?
 kat2kool: safe? on this channel?
 spethycakes:   
 SnackPak_:   
 bytecaster: Also big subbies
 InconsiderateHat: Schordash was SUMMONED
 kodalith: Yup that's how I make Dulce as well
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, I'm not surprised
 vpranker19: 
 JFLBridge: Holy cow!
 EthirealPlayer:   
 NeoGetz: Yeah, put can in pot of water, boil
 wench_tacular: probably
 spethycakes: yes, I was not surprised by the dulce de leche
 AutonomousTurtle: i mean, it's kind of weird
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not weird? Can we do something that IS weird?
 frnknstn: It doesn't stick to the skin, it sticks to the ceiling
 BrowneePointz: ye this is legit just a normal Dulce de Leche easy hack
 Mr_Horrible: I mean I can do a lot at home
 GhostValv: it's not made up. even my mom used to do that for easy caramel
 themercenary1987: o7
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: 
 pawssumplace: My aunt did this every holiday for years
 Boopity: Wow
 Ravensfest: This is something I have done at home
 GhostValv: aD:
 spethycakes: 
 NotCainNorAbel: Team Angle!
 SnackPak_: wow rude
pixl_nix: WAOH
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kingandcommoner: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrappedInspiringGrouseHumbleLife-NGnKRlb7SkysnvM1
 frnknstn: Don't let it boil dry.
 magentajune: I do it in the slow cooker overnight; easy and delish.
 DirectorStephanie: WHEELER! 
 pawssumplace: Made caramel rolls
 CAKHost: Wow >.>
TheAinMAP: 
 eshplode: 
 PhorrestGaze: I do this with my dolce de leche, but use my double boiler so I can't get a hot spot
 BrowneePointz: I'd love to see Angel make Cajeta some time too
 ALLxISxLOST: Did anyone get a professional anything to help these two?
nyoomgoom: @NotCainNorAbel heard
 boyesie: What is being made here?
 MrForceOfWill: holy crap what was a huge sub gift. also THE SHADE
 jchinnock: is Cori in timeout?
 schordash: @dog_of_myth awh! thank you for the sub  
@OVER-KiLL: a scone off 🤔
  @jjcard: chai and maple?! yes please
@SwirlyAutumnStar: The beep had me worried for a second not gonna lie (I thought it came from my house) 😱
rockman1967: scone
 RockPusher: You simmer the can
 Boopity: Oh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: Do not heat the can directly
 couchboyj: I have found that the introduction of pot makes me much less likely to properly follow a recipe, personally
 CAKHost: Cori is Judge
 Invitare: honestly the least safe thing about that pot is the pot itself and there not being much space
 Boopity: Much like Nelly, I also thought it was just raw can 
 JDMan94: It's a banger tbh
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveLaconicTortoiseItsBoshyTime-UqSsUxZs_EkV2xAY
 Mr_Horrible: real campfire stovetop
 CAKHost: Cori is in Judgement Zone
 bytecaster: Boiling water makes everything safer!
 RockPusher:  
 RockPusher: IAN NO!
omegamarkel: yes I've done this before it's like double boiling but with a can in the water
 korvys: No, Ian, I don't think that would... not explode
 Micalovits: Yea, but that would make boom
 kingandcommoner: You need the water to maintain temperature
 magentajune: Yes. Hispanic mothers the world over do this all the time. Water is a must.
 themercenary1987: Really? Took you for a Parabola person Wheeler
 GhostValv: 
 korvys: Graham's sugar?
 schordash: i shall still gift a sub during Mahjong to pay it forward (｀_´)ゞ @dog_of_myth
 DoodlestheGreat: Grandma's Messhuginah? That'd be Grandpa...
 DigitalSeahorse: Grandma's sugar now.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And brown sugar. And molasses. And Corn syrup...
 James_the_Dabbler: Fun fact: Pressure Cooker dolce de leche takes like 15 minutes
 Mr_Horrible: and I need them mixed at a 27:73 ratio
 DigitalSeahorse: sadly
 kingandcommoner: Is that blinking a "camera thing" or is that blinking to them too?
 bytecaster: But we want to know what Milk-kun is doing!?!
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 212
 fundabental: boiling water on the floor?
 BrowneePointz: 272
MajorFrostbyte: 212F
 GhostValv: 212 F
 BrowneePointz: err 212
 spethycakes: 212F
 ghizmou: 100C
pixl_nix: Noooo, Milk-kun!
 kat2kool: @james_the_dabbler oooh I’mma try that!
 SymphonySolstice: o7 cori
 exeJayce: Ian....
 TheLadyMakai: 212
 Kasran: 212
 Boopity: 
 James_the_Dabbler: 212F
 CAKHost: Don't worry Ian is a semi-professional!
 Flyingdelorion: Safety third
 CaptainSpam: "Iron boils at..."
 letsbelgo: 212
 kodalith: 212
 korvys: We welcome you to the chat, Cori
 bytecaster: Sorry, Cori, chat is more trustworthy!
 DoodlestheGreat: 212 in Freedum Units.
 CAKHost: Splenda
 fundabental: you all got some cones to put around that boiling water?
 exeJayce: I think they should have had a slightly bigger table LOL
 oberon939: You're an am***can
 earthmoververa: yall aint rockin with the flat 100 degree boil>
 SnackPak_: I remember that
 Micalovits: I think you sabotaged yourself Wheeler
 LostThePirate: Should we put some caution tape around the boiling water on the floor...?
 exeJayce: well she's not an american't at least
 spethycakes: Fun fact: you should be brewing your coffee at approximately 204F, if you are USian. Otherwise, all bets are off.
 JDMan94: The Larger Bowl is a good Rush song
 ShifuDaxiongmao: in Fahrenheit it's "switch to a better unit and you'll know"
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 GhostValv: 
 letsbelgo: she spit in his bowl
 RandomTrivia: 
 couchboyj: I thought by season two of Bake Off the producers had stopped trying to stir up drama
nyoomgoom: interesting effect where the framerate of the camera was fast enough to catch the LED digits flashing their segments
 DigitalSeahorse: I have a scone mix in my cupboard
 CodeIndigo: is this the stream where i finally ask if angel and wheeler are siblings
 RandomTrivia: Simply use the bottom-left corner of the cup
 CodeIndigo: because they have big sibling energy
omegamarkel: brave choice
 boyesie: What sort of scones are coming? Im partial to a good cheese scone
 Micalovits: Oh god, I forgot that you people measure solids by volume sometimes...
 ALLxISxLOST: prediction on who wins?
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @CaptainSpam '5182F.'
 ghizmou: folgers sibling energy
 bytecaster: @ghizmou cursed
 CodeIndigo: @ghizmou not that big
 Invitare: Foreshadowing
 RockPusher: 
 kat2kool: man I should make scones
 earthmoververa: wheeler spitting?
 GhostValv: 
 RockPusher:  
 exeJayce: oh man, those are fighting words
 DirectorStephanie: 
 mckblitz: Hes right. Throw stuff in a bowl and bread comes out
 Strebenherz: Pffffffffft
 couchboyj: You just have to follow the instructions, and if a voice inside your head wants to take a shortcut, you tell that voice to shut the hell up
nyoomgoom: lordy
 DigitalSeahorse: I could make mulberry scones if I wanted to but I'm too tired right now
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 letsbelgo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU
 CAKHost: XD
 spethycakes: Ceiling Egg 2.0
 Verrain2: Ten subs!
 RandomTrivia: Oddly specific
 Mai_Andra: homemade kitchen claymore
 TheCactaceae: @ckupf Thanks for the gift sub! 
 RockPusher: *Beej walks out* "Ooo! A snack!"
 ContingentCat: That'll make a hell of a clip for the highlights
GrathXVI: but what happens to the glass lid shrapnel? Does that embed into Wheeler's ankles?
 GhostValv: Ceiling egg needs a sibling
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 CAKHost: Just breaking in the Moonbase some more! As you do!
 WitchyTQ: its rude you're not making this gluten free
 Micalovits: And more floor milk!
NerdSoda: "con trail of dulce"
 Sorator13: I do enjoy the "we brought everything we needed-wait, no we didn't!!"
 Kasran: normal bread baking is pretty lenient, patisserie/dessert baking is where you have to start being an alchemist
 SnackPak_: we don't?
 Veshnikard: but we want to
 Boopity: I was not aware of this commercial
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 ContingentCat: if you haven't it's opk
 grimangel53: Link the dungeons and daddies remake ! 
 RockPusher: Yes yes, we've all seen the incestmercial
shushu2539: now I'm just curious
 ghizmou: ignorance is worth a lot
 kat2kool: how else will the children learn?
 Invitare: I don't know what Folgers is...
 exeJayce: I A N
 Sorator13: also, if you don't know the incestuous Folgers commercial, it's not particularly difficult to google
 Kynerae: excuse me what
 Newbiespud: Freddiew recently parodied that commercial starring Brennan Lee Mulligan
 CodeIndigo: okay really but i'm honestly asking a question about angel and wheeler and i didn't bring in the folgers
 SnackPak_: Ian...
 fundabental: smurfs have the same problem
 bytecaster: How is this already this unhinged?
 ContingentCat: @Invitare it's a cheap american "coffee" brand
 grimangel53: @Newbiespud It was a great parody
 kingandcommoner: Yeah, but the only female smurf was actually made by Gargamel
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 BrowneePointz: ye Freddie Wong just parodied it with BLeeM for Dungeons and Daddies
 Cptasparagus: can we not call it "pulling off smurfing"
 Mai_Andra: Snarf is the cat from Thundercats
 hyralt: I know the folgers commercial.  It's bizarre.  It seems like a parody made for SNL, but is totally earnest.
 Earthenone: is wheeler angels present this year? 
 ALLxISxLOST: Nelly, thoughts on Timpano?
 Earthenone: who is meg?
 fundabental: why do you think they are blue? regressive genetics
 frnknstn: RocketJump produced a parody of the Folgers commercial for some kind of dnd Kickstarter
 GhostValv: 
 xantos69: Who is the Meg?
 CAKHost: WHEELER NO
 flatluigi: graham
 Rafgmorais: Who ?
 kat2kool: @codeindigo serious answer: they are not siblings but they are a couple. Hence the Folgers joke you see
 JDMan94: Probably not best to have a gas leak while baking
theambivalentagender: I watched a whole video breaking down every last medical detail about why the nutmeg challenge is an awful idea
 Kasran: "what did i just put in here?" always something you love to hear from the person preparing your food
 lord_wertornion: I have now seen that commercial for the first time and I want to forget it already.
 BrowneePointz: also random fact I just found out that’s Graham relevant, apparently Konami is going to be selling a line of MGS Cat Toys
Boomyakalolo: many concussions later
 CodeIndigo: @kat2kool understood, thank you
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's not a conversation.
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 CAKHost: That being said, nutmeg plus mac and cheese is actually quite tasty!
@SwirlyAutumnStar: On a lighter note, I like the idea of Angel’s savoury scones (tomato whipped cream sounds interesting)
@OVER-KiLL: Angel's Savoury Scones ™️
@shay4232: perfect thing to zone out to
@jamesshover5812: what episode is that?
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 DigitalSeahorse: more people need to know about Kermit and Wilkins Coffee  
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConfidentCleanDadTTours-_0Dng_mfYYzEYWQD
 Cptasparagus: is Cori in the cook chair
 Verrain2: Shots fired!
 Boon_33:   
 RealGamerCow: Fresh ground cardamom is so good though
 DigitalSeahorse: 5 dollars?
 RockPusher: Graham, would your mum be available for an impromptu scone tasting?
 caimheul: Is that $20 grape actually a watermelon?
 Boopity: Everyone keeps talking about cardamom, but no one ever asks how cardadad is doing
NerdSoda: stop carding my mum
 exeJayce: how do you forget the garbage can
Boomyakalolo: ian will go grab nelson
 Orestes290: Twitched logged me out and what I saw made me realize twitch is a scary place....
 Sorator13: Incredible insights from Ian
 ghizmou: that 's like 20$ of cardamom wasted Wheeler
 CAKHost: 2026 SubAThon Trashcan handoff!
 korvys: Nice recovery, Ian
 Boopity: @Orestes290 Me whenever I open youtube in anonymous mode
 Mr_Horrible:  classic Ian
 Veshnikard: nice commentary, that's why we watch
 KBKarma: Right, I woke up. What happened with the arcade cabinet?
 BraveOthello: Technically correct Ian
 Linzington: @Orestes290 oh god unfiltered front page D:
 kat2kool: I can’t believe you would admit that while online Wheeler
 Artificer_Evan: hello friends
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HumbleBloodyScallionBuddhaBar-ZiAU_Cd3hE3XUsL-
 exeJayce: okay, is the random beeping coming from the stream?
 notpsion: the arcade cabinet didn't explode
 momalyd: I though we had a bin cam. but it just under the table
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 WhoseGamewasitZ: apply directly to the forehead
 Duudeman1620: @kbkarma cabinet had different specs than previously speced so basically they put it back in the shell
 BrainBetter: @exeJayce Yes. At the exact tone as my insulin pump being unhappy.
 zigboy22: whats being made?
 Verrain2: I just wanna give a shout out to the British Bake-Off editing team as I have a new appreciation for their skill.
 bytecaster: Do we have some spiece
 bytecaster: *spice
 Mr_Horrible: just *some* spice
 00gogo00: @Orestes290 Thanks for the gift sub!
 KeytarCat: card-a-mum?  Nah, I'm not getting between a woman and her substances
 sephsays: Precisely these spices
 CAKHost: @KBKarma Either the board wasn't the expected model number or the parts Ian got weren't the expected model numbers. So not a lot of progress besides pulling out the CRT housing
 DigitalSeahorse: it does
 xantos69: I asked for allspice.  I got 7 spice.  They told me it was just as good.
 Sorator13: It's cause the search AI thought you were looking for "all spice"
 Verrain2: @zigboy22 Scones or scones.
 Mr_Horrible: do a role reversal and give Nelson 5 dollars
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 Peter_Chordash: Bulk Barn is goated
 KBKarma: @Duudeman1620 @CAKHost Ah, thanks.
 00gogo00: Ohh I finally figured out how to turn on the watch badge
GrathXVI: gotta send a runner to Erewhon, really take advantage of this being business expenses
 NeoGetz: allspice is such a good spice
 ghizmou: it's often called jamaica pepper here in Canada
 caimheul: Bold blaming someone who bought most of your ingredients for sabotage there Wheeler. 
 exeJayce: holy shit
 schordash: i just got back to the States but sure, i'll get the all spice 
 00gogo00: you need to turn on "use a custom badge for this channel"
 Boopity: Welp, there's CRT on your scone now
 bytecaster: The Commodore strikes back
 paintking1: I just received a tier 1 sub to you people. Love the entertainment that ben and Bill Clinton bring me.!!!!!!
 Kentosaurus: always degauss your graham
 Mr_Horrible: Graham looking to star in Crank 3
 BlueChloroplast: @kbkarma @cakhost Alex also cleaned the circuit boards of lots of dust
 niccus: forgot to discharge the cohost
 bytecaster: Lets get the angle grinder to degauss the Graham
 DigitalSeahorse: breathing baking dust is bad for the lungs
 CAKHost: @BlueChloroplast Oh right that too!
 Mr_Horrible: you almost certainly did
 ContingentCat: I appreciate how many tools are LRR blue
 kat2kool: oh no
 ContingentCat: sir
 CAKHost: Some cleaning was had
 exeJayce: i'm sorry did he just
 ElementalAlchemist: your what
FurthestChunk: Oh boy
 MTigress: degauss the Graham, get the angle grinder
 exeJayce: WHEELER
 Sorator13: Wheeler.....
 poipal: @saiarcot895 Yo thanks for the sub!!
 Mr_Horrible: is it Bill *in* a hentai, or *watching* hentai?
FurthestChunk: This bit
 Sunidesus: your what now?
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 HedWund: Is the marsala chai for savory or sweet scones?
 James_the_Dabbler: What
 xantos69: Has LRR ever reached out to see if they can get Bill Clinton on GMM?
 Kasran: wheeler what the bus are you talking about
 schordash: 
 kodalith: Watched Pots Ian...
 RockPusher:   
 earthmoververa: so much wind up
 CAKHost: Also an angle grinder came out to deguss Graham's Commodore and we all clapped
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 IanAllenBird: kmjikomj
 JDMan94: Jesus Christ lmao
 schordash: 
 SnackPak_: 10/10 joke
 Mr_Horrible: Angel desperately trying to actually bake
 AlnessVT: Getting your steps in with that long walk
 kingandcommoner: Does Bill Clinton know any horse jokes?
Crona976: poor ian....
 Mrixx18: Just noticed my notifications. Thank you for the gift sub 
 KBKarma: Lav mic cookies?
 narset6691: Ian looks like he just suffered
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian is reseting 
 Micalovits: It just adds extra flavour
 Jigokuro: Ian in physical pain 
 Flyingdelorion: Love it Wheeler
 Duudeman1620: @kbkarma alex did gauss a monitor graham was using to test a caster board and then de-gaussed it with an electric hand tool
 Sanityis0verrated: Back home from work what we baking
 CAKHost: Ian is watching a pot boil
NonchalantAvenger: is Cori securing our bakers?
 kat2kool: that was very good and not nearly as terrifying as I expected
 paintking1: What animal world would bill Clinton like the most?
 electra310: Ian so upset, lmao
FurthestChunk: Micxit means Micxit
 paintking1: Anime
 RandomTrivia: Angel's face 
 schordash:  
 CAKHost: Which finally answers: does a watch pot boil? Answer: yes! If Ian is watching it
 KBKarma: @Duudeman1620 ah, I was wondering why someone mentioned degaussing tools in his Discord.
GedankenPalast_: I love Angel's sigh to that 
 RockPusher:  
 ElementalAlchemist: IAN.
 Diabore: IAN
 Mr_Horrible: I'm learning so much
 JDMan94: IAN
 kingandcommoner: ThanQ
 Sorator13: IAN
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 TheCactaceae: IAN
 HedWund: 
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 fastlane250: What a line to tune in to
 ContingentCat: Can you do Bill Clinton insisting to Chris Hansen he doesn't like that kind of Hentai
 fundabental: capital dong
 Boopity: This segment has gone off the rails
 RandomTrivia: IAN HORNER
 kat2kool: I don’t think that’s on Q tbh
 Micalovits: We need to bring back play it forward so G can finish 007: first light
 exeJayce: 500 just because of Wheeler's shenanigans
@thecommissaruk: Good to see Franklin Ranklin channelling his energy into baking these days.
 RandomTrivia: John Cleese or Ben Whishaw?
 Strebenherz: I can't even
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I thought it was for when the situation doesn't arise? 
  Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] Thank you! I'd forgotten the word for 'uppercase penis'!
  LRRbot: New quote #9640: "Thank you! I'd forgotten the word for 'uppercase penis'!" —Ian [2026-08-25]
 paintking1: Can wheeler do trump defending hentai?
 RandomTrivia: Juliamon 
 ContingentCat: Never four times
 Verrain2: I smell a Craphot!
FurthestChunk: four times for semihard is diabolical work
 IanAllenBird: kmjikomj
 sephsays: @Juliamon thank you for eternalising that. also how dare you eternalise that
 schordash: 
  Juliamon: I considered adding context, but nah, I think it's better without
 RandomTrivia: Far better with no context
 fundabental: i did not think this premise would work and, well, it's working
 HedWund:  
 JDMan94: I CANT
 ContingentCat: lol I love the idea of Q just giving bond random drugs
 CAKHost: Does Bond just have a WiFi ween now? Is that the headcannon we are going with?! XD
 bytecaster: I enjoy Coris reaction in the back
 SnackPak_: I agree with Cori
 kat2kool: correct choice Juliamon
 ShifuDaxiongmao: This needs to be a crap shot 
 DirectorStephanie:   
 Cinominn: what did i walk into.....
 Sorator13: @CAKHost I've read that fanfic
GedankenPalast_: spolsion
 ghizmou: I agree with Cori too
 Linzington: I love Cori in the bg
 SymphonySolstice: noooo
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 Veshnikard: Just imagining all the testing going on behind Q while explaining it all
 schordash: 
 RandomTrivia: Just your typical table talk from a baking contest
 Nigouki: oh this i such a perfect time to tune in, I needed this
 Jigokuro: This became funnier than I expected it could.
Challis2070: Phoooooooone! Oh no!
 Strebenherz: Ian and Wheeler are an experience
 bytecaster: We are breading that phone
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 public_key_reveal_party: breaded phone
 Kasran: floured phone...
 RockPusher: Flour does that
TheAinMAP: 
 ElementalAlchemist: classic flour
 kat2kool: ah, classic baking
 RealGamerCow: I have done that so many times
 RandomTrivia: 
 exeJayce: rip phone
 oldsport77: What are they baking?
 AlnessVT: "Anything for her, Q?" "I'm not a miracle worker, double oh seven"
 CAKHost: Oh no what if the baddies hack the Bond Ween....
 fundabental: how old IS wheeler?
 Veshnikard: Topical!
 KBKarma: Was it last bake off when Alex turned up to stick a geiger counter into the baked goods?
 schordash: 
 TheOrigamiGamer: unhinged Wheeler is best
 RockPusher: batter that phone!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @fundabental Yes
 poipal: And that's why you plastic wrap your phone before cooking. --I think.
 Micalovits: Might be for paul, but have the quote database been updated for when we hit quote 10.000 +?
 Invitare: Bake-off is supposed to have *Innuendo*, not this
 NeoGetz: Suddenly regretting the lack of tarp budget
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 Mr_Horrible: it will be baked soon Alhamdulillah
 kingandcommoner: I understand the pain. My phone has seen more flour than a funeral parlor
 rhodgejr: throw it in the deep fryer
 Sorator13: I did not know graters could have bottoms
 RockPusher: it's the container
 RandomTrivia: Oh it's a grater with a mute 
 bytecaster: "Why does it get bigger" That's what bond said, Ian!
shushu2539: because you pressed the pen twice
 roguepenguinknight: what an odd thing to wake up to
 Veshnikard: So far
 schordash: i've never seen that with an attachment 
 RockPusher: I should buy a new box grater and start grating my own cheese again
 CAKHost: Hubris will come, Wheeler
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CourageousImportantFennelMikeHogu-vh4l5iQdNmP9eTnG
 RockPusher: save me money on pre-grated
 DeM0nFiRe: I give the butter a B grade
 bytecaster: Look, this is cooking on hard mode
 CrossXhunteR: was the butter hard
 fundabental: wait no one clipped the Q bit?
 HedWund: I havent cut butter into flour that way before
FurthestChunk: clicking the button to make the butter hard
 Boopity: 
 schordash: quick, Q!! the butter needs stiffening!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: It lets you mix the butter into the dough without warming it up as much (in theory)
 GhostValv: it gives James Bond...
 Boon_33: it makes the pastry harder
 RealGamerCow: This is the best way to cut butter into flour, if you have time
 RockPusher: … and if you use the wrong combination?
 kingandcommoner: It lets it know it needs improvement
 MaxVolume: it's already butter, but now it's even grater
   LoadingReadyRun: @Micalovits I don't handle LRRbot, but what part needs to be updated?
 ghizmou: It works better with a parmesan grinder
 Artificer_Evan: i think this might become a new crapshot
 kat2kool: ‘if you enter the wrong combination, it will kill you and your body will be hard forever’
 schordash: Cori 
 Micalovits: @LoadingReadyRun We are approaching quotes hitting 5 digits, which might cause issues
 xantos69: Please please make this a CrapShot.
 GhostValv: 
 ContingentCat: "happy Pride Bond"
 roguepenguinknight: Butter Galore??
 snakegums: cori is so still
 Sorator13: I appreciate you, Cori
 RealGamerCow: Cori you can probably put that thing elsewhere
 CAKHost: "Except in a situation where you need to break down a door. Your member will be great in that situation, Bond!"
GedankenPalast_: This is so stupid, I love it. Please make a crapshot out of that 
 DirectorStephanie: This meme is perfection. 
 NickCitrus: The name's Boner. James Boner.
5_color_bad_stuff: I was expecting Wheeler to just start chugging the maple syrup
 CAKHost: "And the device that makes you hard"
 Sorator13: definitely expected Ian to say "I'm just here to help Wheeler get James Bond hard"
 CodeIndigo: it's grate
  Juliamon: Micalovits It didn't have issues going to 4 digits, I don't see why it would with 5
 CrossXhunteR: i believe i used to have that exact cheese grater
 DirectorStephanie: 
 kingandcommoner: I promise you we have been judging
 CAKHost: Why is the baking segment horny time?!
 exeJayce: 
 CrossXhunteR: @CAKHost there is nothing more sexual than cooking
 umbrakittygirl: How many subs for wheeler to shoot the maple syrup?
 RandomTrivia:  Thank you Graham
 BraveOthello: @CAKHost I mean, wheeler is here ...
 Micalovits: @Juliamon Good to hear ^^ Didn't know how the database is stored
FurthestChunk: bond, if you take a bite of this scone, you'll become hard
 Invitare: @CAKHost Have you never seen the GBBO?
 CAKHost: Fair answers chat XD
 TheLadyMakai: tbh i thought when wheeler asked for the maple he was going to do a shot with it first
 RandomTrivia: They're only a small spelling mistake away
 magentajune: That's what she said.
 CAKHost: Get dusted phone
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler please
 kingandcommoner: We see the bowl still, Wheeler
 fundabental: 400 C right?
 exeJayce: Angel out here asking the important questions
 HadesLeprechaun: I just watched the Tolarian Community College commander video with Kathleen, which was excellent, and I just want to say I'm SO hyped for the next video with Graham and Betrayal Commander
 BrowneePointz: that's just general Baking temps Graham. which is my favorite Military General
 BraveOthello: So is Cori just going to sit there silently, except for occasional deadpan lies?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ghizmou: manual beater it is
 KBKarma: "Nice beaver!"
 radioshackraider: If there's a man who knows how to beat their eggs, it's Wheeler
 AutonomousTurtle: Stiff Peaks is my favourite british sitcom
 bytecaster: @BraveOthello 10 hours of silence occasionally interrupted by deadpan
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 JDMan94: Getting glazed on the stream
 CAKHost: That's more of a bite but sure go on! XD
 BraveOthello: Ian!
 kingandcommoner: So wait, there's glaze AND Dulce de Leche?
 WriterRaven flops into chat, breakfasting
 Earthenone: i dont think stiff peaks can stream to this region
 ContingentCat: thanks Ian
 Sorator13: @kingandcommoner Glaze is for Wheeler's; dulce de leche is for Angel's
 exeJayce: @WriterRaven welcome to the chaos!
  Juliamon: kingandcommoner Angel's has one, Wheeler's has the other
 CrossXhunteR: wheeler has never muted a mic in his life
 Shurtal: 5:54, glaze it
 JDMan94: He sure didn't graham lmao
 MaxVolume: James Bond: License for Pill
 kumatsu: what flavor is each spoon
 chaz_existing: Cori sitting at the side is vaguely menacing. Or perhaps extremely menacing.
 gualdhar: Pleasantly surprised Wheeler hasn't burned the moonbase down yet
 public_key_reveal_party: shout out to paul
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sorator13: It's not as bad as Adam, who didn't mute himself when he was washing dishes last night
 voren_chalco: @gualdhar yet
  Juliamon: we got some good water-filling audio
 fundabental: and also makes you hard
 BrowneePointz: I've seen SortedFood test that
 CodeIndigo: no that's not why
 DigitalSeahorse: woo, I could use that
 BrowneePointz: they also tested the spoon that uses scented oils to amp up flavor
 ContingentCat: different spoon for that yeah
 Micalovits: I have given my players a spoon of dragon slaying - the cowards didn't buy it
 DigitalSeahorse: the salt spoon
 CAKHost: Just occurred to me how far you have to walk to get to the fridge. That's a walk! I guess in terms of cooking/baking/standard kitchening activities
 NeoGetz: Surely it only works while the spoon is in your mouth and not for the rest of the chewing?
 RandomTrivia: Electrically controlled portions
 Boopity: The lead spoon?
 RockPusher:  
 chaz_existing: The spoon that gets you hard
 Diabore: waht about the spoon that gets you hard?
  Juliamon: the spoon that sucks your dick
 KBKarma: The spoon that gets you hard?
 JDMan94: How about the spoon that makes them fly now
 PrisMarlowe: SortedFoods tested the electric spoon, but it was made for MISO SOUP and they tested it on solid foods
 Linzington: Bond, this spoon...
 public_key_reveal_party: or the spoon that makes you james bond, aka hard
 kumatsu: I'm for the spoon that makes your bones hurt
 HedWund: What about a spoon of whimsy?
 couchboyj: The spoon that gives James Bond an erection?
 SymphonySolstice: the spoon that ge- yeah
 MaxVolume: What about the rusty spoon, on my salad fingers?
 kingandcommoner: The incredibly slow murder with an extremely inefficient weapon?
 ContingentCat: @KBKarma depends how you use it
 oberon939: This, 007, is the spoon that gets you hard instantly
 Earthenone: what is a spoon if not a ceral killer, and people really love them
 DigitalSeahorse: spoon of eternal youth, pls
 CrossXhunteR: wait, what is angel's can opener like
 radioshackraider: I want the spoon I can grow old with personally
 Diabore: @couchboyj doesnt matter who uses it, james bond gets hard when its used
 ClodiumSoride: @kingandcommoner I understood that reference!
 James_the_Dabbler: @Juliamon For shame, you’re a mod. Don’t encourage chat /joking
 KBKarma: @ContingentCat Hang it off your wenis like people hang spoons off their nose.
 exeJayce: I also have a normal can opener, Angel, it's fine
 GhostValv: can opener gatekeeping D:
 SymphonySolstice: ha ha ha ha 👉
 SnackPak_: it's so wierd
 dagoth__ur_: i bought a automatic one and have never gone back
 ContingentCat: ha ha ha ha
FurthestChunk: No Angel's right that's a weird can opener
 Boopity: Not the Tidus laugh
 WriterRaven: Is Cori a robit this morning? =P
 GasCityGaming: it's just different is all....
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: (that looks like a perfectly normal can opener to me)
 JDMan94: MOM SAID IT WAS NORMAL
 xantos69: I've had that nightmare
 RockPusher: It succeeded at the task assigned
 HedWund: 
 MsMarkarth:  ha ha ha ha
 baneless27: Electric can opener is a good investment 👌
 Spinballwizard: Tiduslaugh.gif
 public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, I like that style of can opener way more
 BraveOthello: Yes Cori, Yes!
 almas_zarkona: What's weird about it?
 DigitalSeahorse: laughing weirdly
 bytecaster: Callbacks!
 CAKHost: I think that's the can opener they advertize it opening the can in a lid
 oberon939: Oh so creamy sounding
 ContingentCat: it all comes around
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 eshplode: Wait, has that can opener killed someone?
 chaz_existing: around this age, your can opener goes through changes like this and it's not something to be ashamed of
 RandomTrivia: Yeah there it is 
 NeoGetz: I prefer side opening can openers but they can create tiny metal splinters from cutting the crimp
 CAKHost: We had one for a while
 AutonomousTurtle: a member, you say?
 Artificer_Evan: this ALSO could be a crapshot
 Flyingdelorion: Sure
 Sorator13: Nelson...
 Razdak: go only partially away
 MaxVolume: Just because you can opener doesn't mean you should
 CAKHost: You can use a normal can opener just like it! Just need to change the orientation!
 Veggiekeks: this is the superior style of can opener. edges get way less sharp
 RandomTrivia: Sounds like a whisk-ey maneuvre
 garion99: that can opener is not weird
 ghizmou: eating butter sticks is apparently the new trend on tiktok
 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
 Boopity: @ghizmou WHAT. But also, tiktok
 magentajune: I bought a blunt edge can opener after one too many scrapes.
 Sorator13: @Lysander_salamander ahoy! Fair warning, we are feeling very NSFW today.
 Lysander_salamander: what is being made?
 TheCactaceae: cuuube
 CrossXhunteR: pack 1 pick 1 butter?
 WriterRaven: CUBE! Defender of the Polyverse!
 poipal: Baking Picasso
 CAKHost: Hmmm cube
 RockPusher: Cube then rub in
FurthestChunk: We should run a poll on whether that can opener is weird or not
 fundabental: next AFK, butter cube
 kingandcommoner: I found Cube to be an underwhelming film
 mercano82: You grade your butter, then you put it in a toploader so it doesn't loose value
 theymerLoviatar: dammit I was already hungry and then I turn on the subathon...
 NeoGetz: Qbe, new bond tech assistant
 MaxVolume: @ghizmou reminds me of that WKUK sketch where they selol a kid butter bars
 Nathade: I assume the freezer froze the butter
 hd_dabnado: deep fried butter...
@SwirlyAutumnStar: It’s *hard* not to joke about it 😏
@thecommissaruk: Has Cori shorted out?
@jamesshover5812: cori needs to blink
@Smurfomancer: No, that's a better can opener! You don't accidentally drop the lid inside the can, and you don't need to pull it out with sharp edges!
@Smurfomancer: Can't believe I'm on Wheeler's side for once :D
 RealGamerCow: My very warm hands make dealing with butter difficult
 CAKHost: Cube is a shape appropriate for butter
 kingandcommoner: Because that's what Coconut milk looks like
 Earthenone: butte cube sounds more like an mtg segment 
  Juliamon: Coconut milk is just like that
 hd_dabnado: the lighting makes this looks like grey paint
 Boopity: You can't just ask someone why their milk is sloppy
 Micalovits: It sure looks like a weird gray
 SnackPak_: shots of coconut milk!
 Nigouki: is it the one with Guar Gum? our household hates that one
 RealGamerCow: Do NOT use full fat coconut milk in mixed drinks
 MaxVolume: Fun fact: coconuts are mammals. They have hair and produce milk
 bytecaster: @MaxVolume True!
 Boopity: @MaxVolume Why would you share this information with the wrold
 BrowneePointz: you can carbonate any liquid
 Invitare: it'd go a lot better than carbonated milk
 CAKHost: @MaxVolume Hmmm :[
 CrossXhunteR: what is steamy by ian's feet
 CodeIndigo: yes, you can put the lime in the coconut... milk
 AlnessVT: And an you carbonate it with nitrogen?
  Juliamon: you CAN carbonate anything you want. You just shouldn't.
 Reaper_IsMyName: any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough
 Sorator13: @CrossXhunteR a pot containing water and an intact can of sweetened condensed milk, which will soon be dulce de leche for Angel
 ContingentCat: skittles curry?!?
 ElementalAlchemist: what?
 RealGamerCow: What the BUS is skittles curry
 ContingentCat: that doesn't help?
 AkiraBalance27: skittles curry sounds like something id try once
 MaxVolume: @Juliamon you can even carbonate Han Solo
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 kaivex: cold skittles curry
 Reaper_IsMyName: ben hot mic!
 Sorator13: I get nervous whenever anyone walks in front of camera like that
 CAKHost: And also be smart in how you carbonize items. Like do not use CO2 for milk. That's a hard no
 insanecat6mtg: @ghizmou Thanks for the gift sub!
 BrowneePointz: I saw that Reddit post Ian
 BrowneePointz: and it's a food crime
 Despoiler98: Cori Sideeye power is STRONG
 Boon_33:   
 CrossXhunteR: wheeler just walking away from set with mic on will never not tickle me
 Boopity: @CAKHost What happens to the milk
 RockPusher: Cori has many concerns
 BrowneePointz: someone made a "mashed potato bowl with mixed veggies" but it was like skittles and m&ns and stuff
 CAKHost: @Boopity Instant Spoil Milk. I think that's what happens
 Micalovits: And this device can carbonate any liquid 007... And it makes you hard
 insanecat6mtg: What dish are the baking this year anyway?
 RealGamerCow: it will soon be time for me to make homemade applesauce.
 Sorator13: @insanecat6mtg they are each making one sweet & one savory scone
 RockPusher: So, judge Cori, how many of these ingredients are you allergic to?
 Kasran: @insanecat6mtg scones!
 Jigokuro: There's fiber in those gift subs?
 AFakeUser: @ghizmou Thanks for the gift sub!
 Boopity: @CAKHost Huh, (not) neat. Thanks for the info 
 ghizmou: the challenge is not running out of bowl
 CAKHost: @CAKHost I saw a short on it a while back. Can track it down and share on discord later
 insanecat6mtg: Ah, classic bake-off challenge.
 RockPusher: Two eggs, both alike in dignity
  RayFK: Uh ohhhhh, egggggiiieeeees
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 RandomTrivia: Two eggs, each alike in dignity
 Sorator13: two eggs, alike in dig-
 NeoGetz: Two eggs divided over the best colour of striped socks
 Sorator13: you beat me to it!
MajorFrostbyte: Wheeler thought the competition would just be heating a frozen burrito in the microwave
 BITs19_: test
 or4nges: @ghizmou Thanks for the gift sub!
 BITs19_: ayyy I have the badge
 korvys: You don't have an egg to stand on, Graham
 RandomTrivia: Eggs together strong
 kingandcommoner: Two eggs enter one Egg wins
 Reaper_IsMyName: in fair Walmart where we lay our scene
  RayFK: So how much flour is going to be picked out of the carpet next week?
 korvys: ian_noise.wav
 couchboyj: The times must really be trying if we need TWO eggs
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 spethycakes: 🥚
 hd_dabnado: There are two eggs inside you. One is Yolked, the other is Hard
 LordZarano: !whichcord
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epsilon_vee: ^
 Boopity: Then you should catch it
 RandomTrivia: Egg, the lesser-known spice
 GhostValv: D:
 Sorator13: Graham, we need to talk about your company's pollution...
 tdapenguin: @Boopity CO2+H2O=acid. So, depending on how much co2 is added, you can get anything from a buttermilk substitute to a gnarly mess
 Despoiler98: containment pond
 Cptasparagus: clarifier?
FurthestChunk: Paul, this spice will get you hard
 SnackPak_: o7 Angel
 Despoiler98: how radioactive are these scones going to be?
 Despoiler98: I have concerns
 mercano82: Is the tailings pond for Spice mix just sandworm sewage?
 Boopity: @tdapenguin Ahhh, science!
 RockPusher: Did you get Beej's consent before you pulled him?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Lysander_salamander: 
 kingandcommoner: I don't
 Boopity: 
 NapalmSideburns: No I don't Ian
 bytecaster: I don't
 ghizmou: no
 hyralt: It sounds good to me
 CAKHost: HMM nooo
 RandomTrivia: Coming soon to a convention near you: Teej
 Micalovits: Carbonated iced tea can be pretty good
 RaklarLS: carbonated mint is quite upsetting
@michaelwaye8746: why is cori there like that?
 MaxVolume:  carbonated coffee
 RockPusher: Teaspiracy‽
 Bassios: Sorry, carbonated MINT?! Heresy!
 Invitare: Big T
rockman1967: BIG TEA
 Mr_Horrible: well you gotta spill it
 Reaper_IsMyName: Big Twinnings
 CAKHost: 
 SymphonySolstice: gasp
 aug_med: capital T
 mckblitz: isnt the sleepytime tea evil
 SnackPak_: blown this thing wide open
 CAKHost: WHAT
 RealGamerCow: he's on opiates
 ghizmou: or the tea fumes are very strong
 DirectorStephanie: 
 Lysander_salamander: I may be allergic to camomile.
 TheLadyMakai: @MaxVolume that's what my hubby has started doing instead of soda, it's been great
 kingandcommoner: Bears have stronger noses, the tea is just aromatic
 ContingentCat: there are four bears!
 mercano82: There!  Are!  Four! Bears!
 RockPusher: The secret ingredient to sleepy-time tea, it turns out, is sleep
 Angnor33: So Ben is in the pocket of Big Tea I see.
epsilon_vee: the life of a spokesbear is not all sunshine and rainbows
 CAKHost: HE'S RIGHT
 Reaper_IsMyName: ok no one bring up sandwiches or tea.
 AlnessVT: This goes all the way to the bearlumunati
 bytecaster: Flowered surface? How about your phone, Angel?
 ContingentCat: I thought this was about how the company that makes sleepytime tea is a cult
 ghizmou: pretty sure the bear mom served the tea to get rid of papa bear
 Boopity: Simmer down, everybody
 TheCactaceae: @tdapenguin thinking about milk and acid is reminding me of the Lemon Sherbet flavoured milk available here at the moment... it tastes wrong
 RandomTrivia: Weird that the recipe specifies the pattern, do you have a flowery board?
 RandomTrivia: 
 hyralt: My tea drawer and tea cabinet just have a lot of Chinese and Japanese....I'm not sure if any of them say "sleepy time" but none of them have pictures.
 ClockTamer: also if I remember corectly Sleepytime is made by an actual cult
 hd_dabnado: i like that idea nelly
 RockPusher: water should be bubbling but can should not really be rattling
 tdapenguin: @TheCactaceae Yeah, that sounds weird
 SymphonySolstice: hm
 NapalmSideburns: @TheCactaceae That does sound like I should like it, but probably wont
 mckblitz: Celestial Seasonings has come a long way since founder Mo Siegel and his friends were picking herbs in the Rocky Mountains. But the truth behind the brand is that it has its roots in a strange early 20th-century cult, involving everything from Jesus, Aliens, and Corn Flakes. The cult is named Urantia, and it has come under fire recently for having some extremely controversial takes on race
 kingandcommoner: is the bear just narcoleptic?
 Lysander_salamander: I guess you could steep tea in the shower
 munocard: does the sleepytime bear cook in their sleep?
 RandomTrivia: Who amongst us has never been a somnambulating beekeeper?
 ghizmou: one of them has one of the child in a leash and collar
 bytecaster: You can only pull extended art Sleepy Time Bear in  collector boosters
NonchalantAvenger: Corey's bit A+
nyoomgoom: the tea that makes you sleep-beekeep...
 Kairanie: I have the tin from 1982 and I only see two kids--and his wife is taking them to bed. He's not even doing any childcare!
 ErynTzun: Oh hai what we making?
 CaptainSpam: pls do not extend your sleepy bear
 CAKHost: Mic no like blender
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe he took an ambien as well
 munocard: are there stairs in Sleepytime Bear’s house?
 ClodiumSoride: https://popicon.life/celestial-seasonings-sleepytime-bear-tea-icon/ shows the full picture
 bytecaster: @ErynTzun Mostly jokes, but also scones
 hyralt: That bird is one of the adopted children
 ghizmou: there s two cubs in the bed on the right
 mercano82: There are two more cubs in the bedroom to the right of the bird
 Sorator13: Maybe the wife drugged him!
 NapalmSideburns: Just smelling it makes him pass out? That's Chloroform!
 RealGamerCow: Hey chat, did you know that cammomile can trigger hay fever?
 idontgetmyrealname: this is quality subathon talk right here
 ErynTzun: @bytecaster ohh yummy
 kingandcommoner: M3gan?
 korvys: Hey good point - that would be like having a naked human pull toy
epsilon_vee: @ContingentCat oh this is the celestial whatsit? definitely has some james redfield vibes 
 Micalovits: James Bond might have 4 children, but he sure doesn't raise them
 Boopity: That's just being the older sibling
 Mr_Horrible: I laughed, Angel
nyoomgoom: there were barbies that were like 3 feet tall
 tdapenguin: They do have large dolls already
 ContingentCat: @epsilon_vee yuup
 Lysander_salamander: maybe it was a second dose
 kodalith: Get this man a pastry blender
 NapalmSideburns: There are 5 bears!
 Jigokuro: Definitely didn't mistake Ian as meaning giving your child erection tea. Nope, that didn't happen.
 NocturnalMissions: So Cori's in the cuck chair then?
 NeoGetz: Have you tried coffeetea?
 Sanityis0verrated: you know maybe it is for the wife and he finished his
rockman1967: why haven’t i got the badge yet? is it because of mobile
 RealGamerCow: Anyone else a tea resin enjoyer?
 RandomTrivia: Oh that sounds good, actually
shushu2539: Cori keeping watch in the back, waiting for a disaster to happen
 PhoenixMelior: @rockman1967 yes, i dont have it either and ive been here the whole time
 CaptainChibale: we have some coffee tea, it's not bad.
 flyman347: any carbonated milk enjoyers?
 RandomTrivia: "That's a bus, silly, you've reinvented a bus"
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 CAKHost: I got a tin of Jesse's Tea Resin. Highly recommended!
 hd_dabnado: bruh
 Mr_Horrible: "Ah, it's good... I just invented it"
 sephsays: @shushu2539 Does Cori have the Ian Horner Safety Tool to hand in case of disaster?
 munocard: the Arnie P is so good
 NapalmSideburns: oh come on!
 Strebenherz: @rockman1967 Try scrolling down through the badges
 Lysander_salamander: It's decaff tea in the sprite
 ClodiumSoride: huh, I'm more used to that drink as ice tea and lemonade 50/50
 CAKHost: Oh right Sprite and Tea...
pixl_nix: LMAO Sprite Arnold Palmer sounds WILD
 Razdak: To be fair, Arnold Palmer himself did the same thing
 zeathean: The Arnold P is Lemonaide and iced tea
 RealGamerCow: green tea sprite is very good
 exeJayce: sprite and tea is a curse upon all sprite drinks
 TheLadyMakai: I thought Arnold Palmer was lemonaide
 pawssumplace: Sprite with tea is AWFUL and tastes nthing like an arnold palmer
 BraveOthello: And it's absolutely disgusting
 Mr_Horrible: it *ALSO* costs more than the Arizona Arnold Palmer tallboys! It's fucked up!
 Boopity: Wha
 Lysander_salamander: wild
 korvys: Squash
 Kasran: half tea half lemonade is one of my all time favorite drinks
 Mr_Horrible: the fizzy jizzy
 aceofmuffins: Sprite hass lime tho
 ShaneLeeAtk: Love UK lemonade
 roseofloki: I was mixing sprite with tea back in high school at mcdonalds drama club party
 stippledotter: Sprite Tea is fine, but it also doesn't contain tea iirc
 kodama_dw: sprite is lemon and lime here
 CAKHost: Like the I like the DIY part of it but then Sprite started to sell it as a product just makes me sad
 00gogo00: but Arnold Palmer wasn't british
 electra310: That sounds so gross. Arnold Palmer should not be carbonated
 Lysander_salamander: it's tea flavor
 evilspoons983: I mix sprite and iced tea at costco to try to reduce the amount of caffeine when I get a carbonated drink from them
 kodama_dw: in the uk that is
 munocard: what do you mean “flat”???
Challis2070: Hunting down American sprite while in Ireland was...uh. A time. It's what I use for motion sickness, sooo.
 sephsays: It's true, I got really frickin' thrown when I got a US lemonade and it was so goddamn lemony. I ought to have known, but was still thrown!
epsilon_vee: didn't they have that premixed arnold palmer in a can like 20 years ago
 CAKHost: Why can't people just do fun things on their own
 pawssumplace: The best description I've heard of Sprite with Tea is "cockroach elbows"
 00gogo00: Iced Tea in the US is good
 ClodiumSoride: I once tried barley water. I didn't realize it was concentrate, and I should have cut it like 3 to 1 with water.
 gualdhar: there is also unsweetened tea in the states.
 Invitare: -ade is a suffix used to describe fizzy drinks in general
 TheLadyMakai: sweet tea  is also mainly in the south
 couchboyj: We have unsweetened ice tea in the states.  We do specify that, tho.
 aceofmuffins: Cloudy is also different still lemonade i the american version
 AlnessVT: Okay, but is is a good drink or no?
 00gogo00: Sweet Tea is a horrible abomination from the South
 Kasran: we have unsweetened iced tea, what do you think we are, barbarians
 shendaras: If it's not a thick syrup it's not ice tea
 admiral_sky_: @couchboyj tbh most people I know only order unsweet
 BraveOthello: Sweet tea is regional
@OVER-KiLL: Tea Facts🧸
@OVER-KiLL: Sleepy Time: Universes Beyond
 AutonomousTurtle: it would have clam in it for some reason
 BlandSpice: Create the Arnold Palmer from first principles
 HedgehogKnight: Sweet tea is more of a southern thing
 Sorator13: @couchboyj yeah, that's my parents' standard order
 Mr_Horrible: fuckin' love those cans
Frazzify: Sweet tea is a south east US thing
 ErynTzun: AZ Tea?
 KeytarCat: an Arnold palmer is 2-1 unsweetened tea to lemonade
 kaivex: Tea with extra-extra-extra lemon.
nyoomgoom: @rockman1967 i got the badge and i've only been watching on mobile. you should be able to get it
 Flyingdelorion: Sweet is horrendous
 aislynn_13: I'm actively drinking one of those Arizona cans lol
 ContingentCat: turns out you don't have to gauge people amazing
Challis2070: I love Arizona iced tea, it's good for when I want iced tea.
 Flyingdelorion: tea that is
 RandomTrivia: *HLORF*
 HedgehogKnight: Arizona tea is $1.29 now
 RockPusher: I love a company that understands that line doesn't need go up so long as you are in the black
 thesimbiote: Sweetened tea in the northern US and Sweet Tea in the south are super different in overall sweetness levels
 BlandSpice: As a southerner who makes their own sweet tea regularly I do always put some lemon juice in
 munocard: yeah, Arnold Palmer should not be fuzzy
 Cutriss: Lebanese tea is just Arnold Palmer with pine nuts and it’s awesome
omegamarkel: I think I just got the badge
 00gogo00: Cold Brew Arnold Palmer is cursed
 Lysander_salamander: "tea"
 00gogo00: but does sound kinda good
 Cptasparagus: They may be in trouble with the Colorado River cutbacks (/joking)
 ignitionpoint: that looks delicious
 Sylenctone: You can tour the Arizona Ice Tea plant in New Jersey
 LostThePirate: Yeah, that they own their own manufacturing and bottling plant, so Arizona keeps their prices steady.
 ContingentCat: there's a golfer?
 ClockTamer: fun fact: the Tea Sprite has more sugar than a Monster
 munocard: you mean Dead Billionaire?
Frazzify: Sprite Tea is good, but not as good as an arnold palmer imo
 BraveOthello: And Sprite+Tea is awful. Just the worst
 BrowneePointz: Liquid Death got Sued by the Palmer estate for their water, so they named it Dead Billionaire
pixl_nix: If you add booze it
 couchboyj: I'm sure he has plenty of time to golf, with all that drink money
 Sorator13: @BrowneePointz Incredible
 00gogo00: isn't he dead
 munocard: who kill Laura Palmer?
 ErynTzun: I don't care about golf but the name remains famous as a sports person
 stippledotter: There's also Sprite Tea Peach, and, weirdly, it would be better with more peach cause all the flavors directly contrast each other into nothing
 BrowneePointz: don't know if Graham knew that
 hamraffle: You drink Arnorl Palmer?
 kodama_dw: what is the crew baking here? been trying to figure it out
pixl_nix: If you add booze it’s a John Daily, a different golfer
FurthestChunk: who else up palming they arnold
 Frazzify: remold pamler
 Mr_Horrible: Arnold Palmer (The Kind That Talked To Ghosts)
 PhorrestGaze: I met him and my friends got their tea jug signed
 Shurtal: Arnie Chicken Parmie
 roseofloki: Arnold Palmer is really hard for my speech impediment to process
 CodeIndigo: It was actually Armless Palmer
 pawssumplace: @sephsays If you
 whentheangelsscry: Sweet tea isn't super common in my neck of California. So all the arnold palmers here are black tea and lemonade
 BraveOthello: Bond if you drink this Arnold Palmler it will get you extremely hard
HavenDragon: no, the Liquid Death one was Armless Palmer
 pawssumplace: Test
 RockPusher: Is the toaster oven sufficiently far from the bookshelves? It's hard to tell on camera.
omegamarkel: same, I grew up with black tea and lemonade
 RealGamerCow: Lee Trevino?
 ContingentCat: ohh that guy yeah
 SimGuy3k: Arnold Polymer
 bytecaster: @pawssumplace Test successful!
 ErynTzun: No not really
 Gekyouryuu: Arn Old Palmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
 RandomTrivia: 
 Flyingdelorion: Is Arnold palmer related to Robert Palmer?
 Spinballwizard: Hello, Newman...
 WhoseGamewasitZ: does bruno mars?
 Sorator13: am I.... pregante?
 neisan2112: Excelent
 Boopity: As someone who has never heard the name Arnold Palmer until now, all I could think of during this entire convo is Twin Peaks
 Kasran: in a just world, Arnold Palmer would have been a basketball player
 TheLadyMakai: has Cori turned into a living statue?
 Mr_Horrible: "Who crushed Arnie Palmer?"
WizardOfDocs: Arnold Polymer!
 eid010n: Who Drink Arnorl Palmer?
 Micalovits: Secret kitchen
 Frazzify: 100% organic, human slop
 bytecaster: "Touched by the robot"
 RandomTrivia: IAN YES
 TehAmelie: Who killed Larmgaurghygmblar Palmer?
 CodeIndigo: sparkling busposting
 SymphonySolstice: sparkling shitpost
 Reaper_IsMyName: sparkling shitpost
 Lysander_salamander: I think it's more entertaining to call it "botshit"
epsilon_vee: just sparkling gas-leak level posting
 aClonedPickle: or spart
 FickleMuse: organic shitpost
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 RealGamerCow: ayup
 kingandcommoner: Can we get an update on the Boiling lands?
 flatluigi: i just got back, is there still a pot of boiling water on the floor
 NapalmSideburns: OId joke Wheeler
 insanecat6mtg: One of these days I really need to try an Arnold Palmer.
 Sorator13: @flatluigi yep!
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler referencing his own gaffe is pretty meta
 Gekyouryuu: it's only slop if a computer churned resources to make it. otherwise it's gargling water.
 ErynTzun: We don't need AI we humans make dumb sometimes also funny things including typos and illegible sentences on our own
 Boopity: We're doing greatest hits
 00gogo00: @insanecat6mtg it's good
 stingychesterfield: 💜🩷💙
 mercano82: And John Madden John Madden
 Mr_Horrible: Rincome Sphere
 Kasran: john leguizamo covers
 NapalmSideburns: I can't believe it's Still Ringo
FurthestChunk: at least he isn't busting out the legend of the penis
 Mr_Horrible: sorry, *Spherre
 sephsays: As opposed to Sparkling Ringo
 couchboyj: Dingo, which is just Ringo affecting a terrible Australian accent
 bytecaster: Who is getting norted?
 Boopity: aeiou aeiou
 kodama_dw: @FurthestChunk shame tbh
 DirectorStephanie: A E I O U
 WriterRaven: aeiou~
 Flyingdelorion: Nope
 radioshackraider: What beloved children's show is Still Ringo the narrator of?
 korvys: Graham, I'll be honest, I was thinking of Ted Danson
 mercano82: Ringo is replaced with George Carlin
 Julian_Rogue: Hey chat, forgot this was happening, what're we cooking?
 bytecaster: Oh, Wheelers weird can opener in a precarious position
 Frazzify: What kind of drink would be a John Madden?
 tdapenguin: @Julian_Rogue Scones
 Earthenone: scones, scones or scones depending on you you ask
 korvys: aieou
 skysonglark: isnt there like a john madden biopic coming out?
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 chaz_existing: brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
 L0rdX33n: 5 shots of whiskey in a coffee mug
 couchboyj: John Madden, but he really wants a slice of pizza
 Mr_Horrible: my favorite 30 Rock joke is still John McEnroe as "Expert in the Fields of Art Appreciation and Yelling"
 Dog_of_Myth: @skysonglark Nic Cage is playing him
 NapalmSideburns: @Frazzify BPR with a shot of jaegerbomb
 chaz_existing: Holla holla get dolla
@liphttam: I have a tshirt that says Who Drink Arnol Palmer? with her face on it.
@liphttam: and shes holding the drink.
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LuaStardust: this is phenomenal
 RockPusher: it is delightful
 Mr_Horrible: "WHY ISN'T THERE ANY GOOD ART HERE?! C'MON!"
HavenDragon: https://imgur.com/a/HUqDqc4 the arnorl palmer shirt post y'all mentioned
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 ErynTzun: @radioshackraider Thomas & Friends. Last Week Tonight did a great bit about that and how depressing the original is.
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe I should start watching 30-rock
 Sorator13: 
 schordash:   
 RandomTrivia: 
 xantos69: 30 Rock was deeply unappreciated.
 MomoNo9: Sooo we've got friendly judge,  intimidating shadow judge going on?
theambivalentagender: I just love the entire bit with Kenneth being some type of immortal creature
 Gekyouryuu: every now and then I'll regularly sing Werewolf Bar-mitzvah to myself
FurthestChunk: Bond, this is Chris Hansen but he really wants a slice of pizza, believe it or not but when you watch this film you become incredibly hard.
 roseofloki: I always go with, "But I don't drink Coffee! I don't drink hot beverages of any kind; that's the Devil's Temperature!"
 Mr_Horrible: god that show...
 Mr_Horrible: "SHE'S UNHINGING HER JAW!"
 WriterRaven: Never seen 30 Rock, so my first thought was that y'all were talking about 3rd Rock From The Sun... that is a *very* different show lol.
 Kentosaurus: my favorite 30 rock joke is the real Wesley Snipes
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 voren_chalco: "Heavy is the head that eats the crayons"
omegamarkel: spooky scary
 Lysander_salamander: how do you shotgun a pizza?  Do you turn it into a smoothie first?
 chaz_existing: 30rock is my favorite show for all of the reasons being discussed right now
 BrowneePointz: or the Ad gag with Tina Fey
 AMuseOfFirebane: Graham refs it everytime my roommate WerewolfTuxedo resubs and we always cheer
 PhoenixMelior: Im finally free of meetings and this seems less like baking and more like 30rock quotes
 gualdhar: "Mind if I Google myself in your office?"
theambivalentagender: Werewolf bar mitzvah always brings me back to my jewish theater friend who would just go around singing that whenever he got the chance
 xantos69: Would LRR consider doing a 30 Rock rewatch podcast?
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: My favorite is from the sandwich day "I'll cut you so bad, you'll have a chin! You'll all have chins!"
 SimGuy3k: Now I'm going to have rewatch, but I'm in the middle of unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
 RandomTrivia: A large part of baking is whisk-management
 chaz_existing: I loved the bit where Bryan Cranston plays Kenneth's step dad and he says directly, "Now Kenneth, I'm just trying to replace your father."
 RockPusher: xantos69 we've still gotta get back to Magnum one day
 radioshackraider: "Flashbanged by blackface" sounds like the title of someones autobiography. Possibly mine
 ralphthellama: The wildest one for me was when Milf Island became a real show, as Milf Manor
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: WOW
 TheCactaceae: 
 ALLxISxLOST: so when do they get handicaps like wearing oven mitts 30 minutes or losing all utensils for 20 minutes?
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 schordash: 
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 Veshnikard: That's a joke you put in knowing it's going to get cut
  RayFK: Thursday night at 8pm
 schordash: omg you're unearthing so many lines for me
 Reaper_IsMyName: i am imagining some in S and P just sweating bullets because either they out themselves or let it see air
 GhostValv: 10:30 AM
 korvys: 1 minute after they open
 chaz_existing: Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go remove some things from Nixon's wikipedia...
 Spinballwizard: @xantos69 They'll just do a parody about making internet videos. Wait... that's just cH
 DirectorStephanie: that’s so sweet
 GhostValv: 1:30 PM
 PhoenixMelior: Recurring mother son costco dates sound nice
 GasCityGaming: Is 30 Rock at all like The Office? Cause i can't do that awkward humor style.
Queenhollylolly: love this view of the various powders and tools
epsilon_vee: i still remember literally thinking at the start of that chrismas ep "this show is going kinda off, what is the point of this" and then the line hit and i literally fell out of my chair laughing
 Coloneljesus: i can't believe the joke didn't go on for 10 minutes
theambivalentagender: I live in a town with a lot of retirees. Sunday at Costco is a bloodbath.
 radioshackraider: I haven't been to a Costco in 20 years
 RockPusher: O? Yeah.
 ContingentCat: That happened for us going to costco the day before christmas, so many people were scared away it was fine
  RayFK: Graham one step away from hitting us with that oh yeeeaaaah
 RandomTrivia: "It's Q, actually"
 Kentosaurus: @GasCityGaming no
 chaz_existing: @GasCityGaming no, way more zany things happening and playing it straight.
 spethycakes: @theambivalentagender I hope not literally
 ghizmou: this seems like a recurring theme
 RockPusher: mmmmm lemon
 Lysander_salamander: I wish there was a costco in my area.  Sadly Ingles and Publix were in a property-buying frenzy to keep out competition, so now they're landlords.
  Juliamon: GasCityGaming I would relate it closer to Community
 spo8n: Tuesday/Wednesday afternoon before school gets out is the best time to shop at Costco.
 RandomTrivia: Angel that's too much lemon 
 GasCityGaming: @chaz_existing ok cool, that I could do.
 Wizzo1138: Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded
 RealGamerCow: trick I learned to zest lemons, hold the lemon and move the scraper
 Sorator13: why can't I hold all these lemons?
 schordash:  we believe in you haha
 ShifuDaxiongmao: what is Angel's drop count at this point? 
theambivalentagender: @spethycakes Do not try to get your pizza for a sunday get together unless you're ready to dodge an 80 year old driving an SUV going 50 mph in a parking lot
 bytecaster: Once the lemon is floured, it's hard to keep in your hand
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: @epsilon_vee Its more goofy then awkward.
 Sorator13: hi Jordynne!
 RockPusher: Cyberbully Wheeler!
 bo_brinkman: @ShifuDaxiongmao yeah, I was thinking we should have kept a list
 AutonomousTurtle: @ShifuDaxiongmao lemon x2, grater x1?
Boomyakalolo: only bully wheeller
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 spethycakes: @theambivalentagender This is orders of magnitude less fun than the surprise birthday party I attended in a Costco Food Court
 RockPusher: He knows the mic is hot
 Frazzify: Where does Zest fit into PEMDAS?
 coachNelly: get him
@sweinberg62: superman does good ms lemon. we do well
@OVER-KiLL: 1 pinch of grated butter
@OVER-KiLL: Zested Flour
 RandomTrivia: You can tell because he's IN the friendzone
 RockPusher: He let Jordynne know
 NapalmSideburns: I just hope Angel's not taking the pith
 PhoenixMelior: And microwave beeping
 bytecaster: Idea: Glurp, but a cooking game!
 Earthenone: at the end PEMDAZ
 chaz_existing: @GasCityGaming I'm of the same mind with the office, awkward cringe comedy just makes me feel sad.
 GasCityGaming: @chaz_existing yeah, i get like second hand anxiety.
 Frazzify: @Earthenone Ah yeah, I forgot about zubtraction
 Veshnikard: Let the record show Angel confirmed it
 Whatsit_the_Git: mmmmmmm food
 NapalmSideburns: Not measuring cheese. A woman after my own heart
 bytecaster: What's his stand though?
 j_crane330: It was fun
  RayFK: Hated that
 BrowneePointz: Jesus was a Jojo
 Mr_Horrible: Jake Gyllenhal PoP but he's just his character from Nightcrawler again instead of the Prince
 Reaper_IsMyName: i have obtained more flair!
 RandomTrivia: From JoGo's Bizarre Adventure
 JDMan94: Graham you can't say that
 PhoenixMelior: A JaGe, no thank you
 GhostValv: bad mouthfeel on that one
 spethycakes: Is Jake Gyllenhaal the one with the questionable hygiene practices?
 Sorator13: I will say, Wheeler gets points for grating his own cheese vs Angel's bagged pre-shredded cheese
 RockPusher: Both Jake and Maggie are under-rated
 baneless27: someone should clip that lol
 TheLadyMakai: oh i thought wheeler also was grating more butter
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheCactaceae:  
 Spinballwizard: JaGe the Mind Sculptor
 Boopity: Oh there's definitely people like that out there
 Sorator13: There are some people who pay good money for that experience
 RandomTrivia: Ah, the Metapod gambit
 schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like this was a bit from The League
 Strebenherz: Out of all these people I would not have bet on graham being the one to get lrr cancelled
 KeytarCat: as a trans woman, slurs while hard are pretty standard fare
 Cptasparagus: Moe Szlak?
 munocard: how hard is Moe?
 bytecaster: People coming in in the middle of the bond bit must be so confused
 Sorator13: yeah, real talk, it's honestly not that uncommon, unfortunately
 radioshackraider: Can someone please go check for a gas leak in the office?
Boomyakalolo: @KeytarCat felt and same
 idontgetmyrealname: @KeytarCat oof things that make me feel seen that really really shouldn;t
  RayFK: Cori being the real anchor of the show
 PhoenixMelior: @radioshackraider it was the degaussing
 flyman347: q but he only watches the simpsons
  RayFK: Keeping things together
 SymphonySolstice: it's just CRT radiation
 BrowneePointz: yea 4h! it's an agricultural and leadership thing
 Mr_Horrible: Heckin' Hunter Hearst Helmsley
 kat2kool: I watched that Lady Gaga episode, it was weirdly boring
 ShaneLeeAtk: Head, Heart, Hands, and Health
 Mai_Andra: "it's a cowboy thing."
 Sorator13: FFA is not 4H but they do overlap a fair bit
 flyman347: horse club
 WhoseGamewasitZ: HBK > HHH
 bytecaster: We talking Penguindrum in here?!?
 Coloneljesus: pls make like 30 crapshots with this same punchline
Boomyakalolo: that wasn't nicotine build up in the game cabanet
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 IbunWest: the famous wrestler HunterXHunter Hearst Helmsley
 RealGamerCow: 4k the wrestler is REALLY problematic about race.
 ErynTzun: AAA not H
 PhoenixMelior: Uhm.
 bytecaster: Wheeler, danger
 public_key_reveal_party: chat am I having a stroke
 niccus: be very careful
 RandomTrivia: That's single "H" 
 Jigokuro: Note: That is a real anime title.
 Micalovits: Its Hentai, and its *art*
 Bassios: Bames Nond is having a stronk, call a bondulance
 Sorator13: @public_key_reveal_party No, but the LRRsfolk might be
 CaptainSpam: Meanwhile, most people are still happy with 1080p the wrestler.
 BraveOthello: @ErynTzun Ive heard it both ways
 galvanicAkashic: PENGUINDRUM MENTION
Boomyakalolo: it's called food wars
 bytecaster: @galvanicAkashic Nornir is already playing in my head
 Mr_Horrible: but I *do* watch it for the geology facts! 
 Orestes290: Fold it in
 JDMan94: Open Source Graters
 kat2kool: previously closed source
 stippledotter: Meanwhile quadruple H will make you a quilt
 WriterRaven: FOSC - Free Open Source Cheese
 public_key_reveal_party: I would download the source code for the cheese grater
 kragmabutch: @Mr_Horrible and the sledge hammers
 WhoseGamewasitZ: Do you accept Rhubarb?
 Sorator13: the IKEA in my town recently closed/converted to delivery warehouse only 
 Reaper_IsMyName: where is the .dos file for this cheese grater
 RandomTrivia: Wheeler is definitely getting outside assistance
 varmintx0: Penguindrum is a masterpiece that had the unfortunate timing of coming out the same time as Puella Magi Mdoka Magica.
 fastlane250: YES bring that colorway back
 FickleMuse: the vegetarian meatballs are really good. I'm not even strictly vegetarian and I prefer them
 xantos69: Ian, you can't just ask a lady that.
 PhoenixMelior: Ah yes, MOUTH
 CAKHost: Fresh photo of my Sleepy Time tea box. Wheeler was right!: https://www.tumblr.com/cakhost/825960117797289984
 Reaper_IsMyName: 5 minutes left in the round
@thecommissaruk: skilled one hand egg cracking from Ian 👌
 galvanicAkashic: @varmintx0 *nod nod nod*
 Zu_o: I love how Cori is sitting off to the side like the maker referee waiting for someone to fold the bread wrong or something.
 HbombAndFriends: Too bad you can’t smell Studio C over the Internet. Paul, how’s that technology coming along?
 RandomTrivia: OMG
 bytecaster: When ARE we getting smellovision?
 Vinewood_OG: Woof
 Micalovits: Uhhh, thats a good yellow
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 flyman347: you know how this looks right
 CAKHost: That's some buttered dough
 Coloneljesus: 420 glaze it
 Linzington: @HbombAndFriends you don't want that. Think of Desert Bus
 RandomTrivia: The colour temperature of that cheese is crazy
FurthestChunk: he juiced homer simpson and put him in the scone
 h3rsh3yb4r: wheeler's hands would turn it blue
 momalyd: its a chronic case of hand jaundice
 Sorator13: I was gonna say, I think we learned from Cori's Sue Storm wig that it likely looks more yellow IRL
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I screamed at Graham's "two eggs cannot stand"
 CAKHost: OH yeah tumeric will do that
 JDMan94: Oh that episode was a hell of a thing
 DunderCat: good eggs and butter can make it yellow but turmeric is going to do that way more
 RockPusher: Wait, what?
 CAKHost: @DunderCat ^
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Turmeric has legitimately stained parts of my cabinets after making tikka masala
 DunderCat: they dye monk's robes with turmeric
 RockPusher: As in they completely didn't colour balance it? What movie?
 schordash: having recently compressed two spinal discs at the base of my spine, this preformance art you're doing Cori  of sitting so upright for this long is impressive  
 Reaper_IsMyName: does anyone consume Secret Base media?
 Capt_clown: EYES ON BREEN!!!
 Coloneljesus: and it makes you hard
 flatluigi: so what was the start of this bond joke
 Sorator13: yeah, that dough is Yellow
Boomyakalolo: Turmeric is a hell of a thing (the shelves in my old apartment were yellow because of it)
 NapalmSideburns: Knock knock, open up the door, it's Beej!
 BraveOthello: @flatluigi Wheeler doing the first one and everyone joined in
 KeytarCat: BananaBall uses Yellow as a sort of anthem, and that's so fucken weird bc the song is about Chris's processing of a friend's death
 RandomTrivia: @flatluigi It was Wheeler's fault and he basically brought it up out of nowhere
 Orestes290: Do you know the muffin tin?
 korvys: You have a knife
 HedWund: tre dibs
 RockPusher: The toaster oven I think has special sized trays
 CAKHost: Saffron will also give you a nice yellow color but... well... its saffron so maybe don't do that unless you really want to use the whole saffron
 Coloneljesus: the beach that makes you hard
  shea_wolfe: Chilldo baggins
FurthestChunk: The Bond bit has been percolating for a while on Wheeler's stream
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I was on an incredibly stringent allergy diet when I was a kid, and I ate a LOT of awful health food, in the era before good health food existed. My dad brought home chocolate coconut milk, took one sip and poured it down the drain
FurthestChunk: But I think this is the first time it's been unleashed here
 Micalovits: I have decided to make pancakes while watching right now - it is a little after midnight here afterall
 Sorator13: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo yikes
 Reaper_IsMyName: james put down the WHAT
 kingandcommoner: Graham pulling an MST on this segment improves it greatly
 bytecaster: Hi Graham on your phone!
 schordash: hoi graham o/
Queenhollylolly: water ASMR
 jonathanobi: Next is the Chris Hansen bit
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 CAKHost: Went and grab my saffron I still have to check the spelling and nope, Saffron is spelled saffron!
 h3rsh3yb4r: just got here... is cori doing a statue bit or....?
 CaptainSpam: It's EVERY spice.  EVERY.  ONE.
 resilientspring: Cori is committed to... Whatever she's doing 😂
 flyman347: quick cyber bully wheeler
 NeoGetz: allspice is confusingly 1 spice
FurthestChunk: Chris Hansen but he's incredibly hard would have a wildly fucked energy
 pawssumplace: Allspice is not a spice mix
 Sorator13: @h3rsh3yb4r subtly, yes
 kingandcommoner: also Allspice is not All spice
Spades_Slicc: All Spice? Don't tell Baron Harkonen or Jabba the Hutt
 BITs19_: I am making Java monstrosities while this is happening. Sadly I work in Comp Sci
 Dog_of_Myth: Not surprising.
 Sakura__Sabre: every time the bond joke resurfaces i giggle myself to lack of breath. i am a mature* woman*.
 kimmiekoneko: but what about "some spice"
 DunderCat: oh you can clean turmeric stains. with vinegar, or rubbing alcohol for worse stains. Hot water can set the stains in, though
 InconsiderateHat: I blame y'all for the fact that I'm spending time on a scone dry mix right now.
 RockPusher: The wooden spoon breaking still lives on in the lore
 DiscordianTokkan: Allspice, and EvenMoreSpice
 BlandSpice: You know, the spice
 zeathean: The rare Lessspice
 Reaper_IsMyName: YetFurtherSpice
 RockPusher: It'll be close to pumpkin spice
 Sorator13: @DiscordianTokkan and five spice, and...
 JDMan94: Ohhhhh
 tdapenguin: @DunderCat If it's portable, the Sun's UV pl
 RealGamerCow: yup
 BlandSpice: Oooh that makes so much sense;
 Sorator13: of course, pumpkin spice is not standardized...
 BrowneePointz: Yea! it's an ancient autmnal spice blend!
 tdapenguin: *Bleaches turmeric stains
Challis2070: amazing!
 Invitare: in the UK, Pumpkin Spice is not a thing, we still have Mixed Spice
 RealGamerCow: cinnamon, cloves, ginger, uhhh
 DunderCat: yeah the sun's UV is the best for turmeric stains, but I was responding for like - kitchen counters
 BrowneePointz: Pumpkin Spice is just a modern marketing thing
 KeytarCat: the stuff you season pumpkins with!
 paulthemapguy: so mulling spices then?
 ErynTzun: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Chocolate almond milk is pretty good.
Challis2070: So we just gave it a more specific name? neat.
epsilon_vee: what does it even have to do with pumpkin
 h3rsh3yb4r: @RealGamerCow nutmeg
 RealGamerCow: nutmeg!
 Mai_Andra: Mixed Spice spice mix
 Dog_of_Myth: It is that time of the year, Pumpkin Spice is back on the menu
Challis2070: It goes into a pumpkin pie, that's why it's called that
 Sorator13: @RealGamerCow nutmeg, allspice; it's some combination of those five, but most leave out one or more of them
 ContingentCat: @epsilon_vee it's traditionally in pumpkin pie
@pauldee1577: so mulling spices
epsilon_vee: @Challis2070 aha
 ErynTzun: It's something you spice the pie with
 GhostValv: \[o]/
 ALLxISxLOST: \[T]/
 avi_miller: I believe it was McCormac who first marketed it as "Pumpkin Pie Spice"
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 kat2kool: @epsilon_vee just that it the mix of spices traditionally used in pumpkin pies
 zeathean: I believe shampoo will take turmeric stains off as well
 Flyingdelorion: Pass me the nut, Megg
 emilevitt: solaire would be proud!
 schordash: but outside
 Spades_Slicc: @Scy_Anide Thanks for the gift sub!
 ALLxISxLOST: Wheeler didn't tiptoe it
 h3rsh3yb4r: it also teleports you to archdragon peak
 BrowneePointz: that delivery was big "we'll bang okay" energy
 aug_med: 
 paulthemapguy: turmeric stains EVERYTHING
 spethycakes: I did it indoors and it still feels great
 ErynTzun: I don't mind it in pumpkin pie but dislike the liquid drink
 Sorator13: Do we want to put the scones somewhere other than directly over the hot oven to cool...?
 ralphthellama: I was half expecting "mixed spice" to turn out to be garam masala
 ErynTzun: Chai is superior tea
 MsMarkarth: Just apply an equal amount of pure squid ink then you won't need to worry about the turmeric
 paulthemapguy: @ralphthellama me too!
 Mai_Andra: "Go outside and raise your hands to the sun." "Do I also raise my-" "No, Bond.  Only your hands."
  Juliamon: ralphthellama same, given Britain's history with India
 BrowneePointz: Hoyoverse just announced an Elden Ring knockoff at Gamescom
 Micalovits: There are in fact two of them!
 Incandescent_Zubat: Elden Ring   Duskbloods 
Challis2070: Yea, that would make sense, garam masala or pumpkin pie spice, yea
 KeytarCat: Is that the "third condiment"?  I remember readign that there was a third condiment to Ketchup and Mustard, but it was normal enough that no one mentioned it specifically bc ketchup and mustard were notable?
 Reaper_IsMyName: Ian thats just playing games
pixl_nix: Sounds like how I play
 flatluigi: accurate
 RealGamerCow: This is Cameron. You should know better
 JDMan94: Yeahhhhhhhh I get it tho
 eshplode: I should start again for the 3rd time even though I've never finished the main game
 korvys: No, but... you do, though
 kingandcommoner: I get it
 Snowcookies: sounds like Cam
HavenDragon: oh i do that too
Flamennight: Same. That's why I made a new character right before release
 DunderCat: @LoadingReadyRun sun uv takes a lot of time - we were talking about like stained cookware or counters, rubbing alcohol is harsh but would probably be more effective for hands lol - just wash your hands an moisturize for the next few days to make up for the alcohol drying you out
 ALLxISxLOST: play games? you don't mean suffer through?
 Scy_Anide: I played Elden Ring a second time before the DLC and I shouldn't have as I was just a little burnt out by the end of the DLC as a result.
 Reaper_IsMyName: he must start his pilgrimage anew
 almas_zarkona: I...yeah that's also me. Gotta start again
 Mai_Andra: Yeah, it's much easier to start a new game than try to figure out what I'm supposed to be doing from the middle.
 BrowneePointz: HK my beloved
 korvys: Also when a new season of a TV show comes out
 Reaper_IsMyName: HK is great but it has a lot of bugs
 Flyingdelorion: @ALLxISxLOST Isn't that the same?
 RockPusher: Looking forward to the Archipelago chaos
 bytecaster: Did you fight the Tree Sentinel at the beginning?
 Sorator13: I bounced hard off of Elden Ring, but I kinda expected that; I am not a souls-like gamer
 ALLxISxLOST: @Flyingdelorion fair enough
 Kasran: hollow knight is soooooooo good
 345tom: I finally decided to play ER, but I ahve stubbornly been waiting til it is on sale
 Micalovits: The start of souls games is for sure rougher than hollowknight
FurthestChunk: Bond, I have this indie Metroidvania...
 345tom: Elden Ring Bingo Brawlers has been hype though
 Sorator13: Is.... is Wheeler improvising a rolling pin with a bottle of rum?
 TheOtherTrevor: I have put off playing the DLC because my only save is on NG+3 and I don't really want to start the DLC at that level
 Jmonkey49: Rebinding action and jump made elden ring much more playable
 CAKHost: Let him cook!
 bytecaster: HK is very good
 DunderCat: @LoadingReadyRun turmeric is oil soluble so an oil cleanser might have a shot of washing it off and be less skin damaging, but depending on how stained you are, rubbing alcohol might be the only thing to get it all
  Juliamon: That's extremely normal
 Reaper_IsMyName: look. the knight is there to teach a lesson. the lesson is to run away.
 SnackPak_: yeah, wine bottle is the go to
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: If the sweet tea isn't sweet enough to give you the 'beetus, then it wasnt made right
 Dog_of_Myth: @Sorator13 It's a good trick
 Micalovits: The Soldier of God - Rick - is indeed a true menace
 RandomTrivia: 
 CabooseFails: hollow knight gives you a progression of enemies and/or level design to get used to new mechanics before you need to execute at a high level for a boss. souls games give you a wall to run into for a while until you can execute at a high level to progress towards the boss.
 Sorator13: I somehow have never heard of that, okay
 ErynTzun: I do not have the patience to repeatedly die while just learning a game that is not a hack and slash
 Bassios: I've never played any of the Souls games, I don't have the patience to throw myself at a brick wall constantly
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Please don't do that
 CAKHost: NO NOt that way XD
 ContingentCat: he'd have a lot of kids otherwise
 DunderCat: saran wrap the dough instead of the roller
 Sorator13: Bond is definitely on prep
 345tom: Bingo might be my favourite way to experiene Elden Ring, cos you get all the fun little skips, but also see bosses done at insanely low health
 xantos69: Wasn't there an old Mad TV sketch about Bond haveing every STD?
 rosesmcgee: MI6 is only budgeted for so many paternity suits
 NeoGetz: I failed to get into the dark souls games, but elden ring clicked. Ive then gone back and played DS1
 Tweygoh: In cooking I believe it’s called system D when you have to improvise in a kitchen
Challis2070: He could have a lot of kids that he just completely ignores the existence of
 CAKHost: I sure as heck hope Bond uses protection
 Jmonkey49: @bassios  the thing is difficulty is inherently tied to weapons
 ThorSokar: Considering how much Bond shoots guns indoors you might have to repeat yourself a couple times since there's no way he's not deaf as shit
 ErynTzun: It all looks like no fun
 CAKHost: Then again there was that one movie, I think the last one on FRWL, Bond did have a daughter?
 Boopity: I like how you can literally just fuck around wherever you want and overlevel in Elden Ring. That was the only reason I could play that game
 Micalovits: DS1 sure will have the asylum demon kick your ass till you quit
 Incandescent_Zubat: Elden Ring really feels like the most accessible Souls game.
 Reaper_IsMyName: as always: the only boss in souls games is your patience. and malenia
 GhostValv: Elden Ring is relatively easy due to being able to hit the bricks
 NeoGetz: Katanas OP
 GasCityGaming: Absolutely LOVE Elden Ring, I know it's not for everyone but not every game has to be and that's ok.
 Sorator13: This is all true, and it is still very much not for me, and that's okay!
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 HadesLeprechaun: you can even skirt around the castle entirely and continue to the next zone without beating Margit
 CAKHost: Presumedly from a Bond Girl from some other unseen bond adventure...?
 alchemistsavant: There's also a lot of extra mechanics that can give you an edge in battles, like spirit ashes.
 345tom: Soulds games are "open world" like pokemon Scarlet and violet are "open world"
mitomanox: just wanna say I love you people 
 Jammy4312: @Scy_Anide Thanks for the gift sub!
 ContingentCat: a knife?! NO
 RockPusher: 
 CAKHost: You know what, good excuse to rewatch FRWL series again 
 Micalovits: You CAN go plenty of places early in DS1... All but one of them will murder you unless you are an expert though
 grimangel53: Graham! y'all should try the Armored Core games!
 BraveOthello: You could also immediately get trapped in a tunnel to hell in Caelid!
 TheWanderingNomad: @HadesLeprechaun Doesn't that lock you out of somethign with Melina or do you just need to get near the Castle to trigger her?
 RandomTrivia: Cori has donned the Fancy Jacket of Judging
@thecommissaruk: mixed spice is still a thing in the UK, so possibly where your old family recipe comes from
Queenhollylolly: cori!
 ghizmou: cori is bringing a coke to a rum fight
 emilevitt: it has a designated jump button that isn't r3 which  seems to make the game surprisingly  easier too
 HadesLeprechaun: @TheWanderingNomad no idea at all, lol
 ContingentCat: multiuse!
 emilevitt: 
 NeoGetz: Prefer a dark spiced rum
 gnyrinn: Important question: What kind of rum?
 RandomTrivia: It's also a tradeable commodity 
 grimangel53: they're great and they're a good split to the souls/Bourne games
 kaivex: A rum-ing pin.
 HedWund: you gotta test the rum
 CAKHost: The rum is in fact, not gone
 Jezus38: its got better weight distribution  now
 Bassios: I also don't like the look of the souls games, everything I've seen makes them look very depressing to look at. Grimdark gets tiring after a while
 Jmonkey49: Dying in dark souls isn't a problem once you learn you don't lose items
 Strebenherz: I'm curious, What would your reaction be to someone insisting elden ring wasn't a souls game? (Not me, former roommate)
 NeoGetz: The chef's measure is an important part of all spirits in the kitchen
 idontgetmyrealname: that whole bit reminding me to stock up before barcadia tomorrow
 DunderCat: souls games are non-linear in that you can fart around at branching points and it isn't an adventure corridor like FFXIII. there are several times at branch points where you can get stuck on a boss and wander to one of 2-4 other areas and try those bosses first
 ContingentCat: no unitaskers even the rolling pin
 kat2kool: @neogetz the objectively best kind!
 Critterbot: I have only ever finished one souls like game, and that is Ashen. I don't hate souls like games' style of gameplay, but I found Ashen not quite as challenging like FromSoft's games for example.
 HedWund: even julia child would test the rum
Phaers: hot take: Elden Ring is worse souls game
 DunderCat: but elden ring is way more open than the previous souls games
 KBKarma: Right, I'm going to bed. Have to wake up early tomorrow.
 bytecaster: You can do the dancer of the boreal valley early in DS3, but you shouldn't
 GasCityGaming: Anyone try Mortal Shell 2 that just came out, what do people think?
Phaers: worst *
 BrowneePointz: Phrasing?
MrsLlante: does that make Cori the king pin?
FurthestChunk: god why are we having souls discourse we could be talking about James Bond's erect penis
  Juliamon: Better that than ball bearings
 grimangel53: @GasCityGaming ADam was playing it earlier today
 bytecaster: Adam was indeed
 DunderCat: @GasCityGaming i hear it's a concrete improvement on 1- so if you liked 1 it
 Micalovits: US flour is, don't know about canadian
 CAKHost: G'night KBKarma!
 BrowneePointz: vast improvement over the first
 Micalovits: EU flour is fine
 RandomTrivia: @FurthestChunk Bold of you to assume we weren't doing both 
 GasCityGaming: Ooo, might have to check the VOD out.
 BrowneePointz: the 2nd one?
 grimangel53: try out the armored core games!
 BrowneePointz: the 2nd one is dece
 BlindPathfinder: adam was suffering a lot the camera is a bit iffy
 theymerLoviatar: I cannot stop thinking about Proxima's enormous asset
 ghizmou: adam streamed it today yeah
 345tom: My actual hot take is none of the souls games are THAT hard, it's just the community refuses to use the tools given
 Omthebox: There's definetly some scuff
 flatluigi: i can say that
 alchemistsavant: @FurthestChunk I don't know, I think Bond's erect penis is too hard. 
 bytecaster: We are talking about the new one, I bounced off the first one two
 Sorator13: 
 paulthemapguy: Portal Chell got her own game? Are there still portals? =p
 Boopity: @BlindPathfinder So an authentic soullike 
 Delmsh: How does the game archipelago on Thursday work?
 BrowneePointz: the sequel is pretty good
 345tom: Heard from Domo and Aggy who are souls specialists its like a 7.5
 bytecaster: It looks better than 1
 BrowneePointz: the first one was low budget tiny team
 kat2kool: This is tangential to Souls games but I’ve been trying out a few roguelikes lately and discovered that Dead Cells is my jaaaaam
 BrowneePointz: this one is MUCh higher budget and larger team
 Reaper_IsMyName: has it gone from suck to blow?
 Greyah: Mortal Shell 1 is very, very rough. Mortal Shell 2 is way better.
 bytecaster: Well!
 BlindPathfinder: the first one was pretty dang rough
 emilevitt: lies of p slaps as   a souls game tho!
 corpocracy: The second one is supposedly way better than 1
 Wolfii_TV: what is archipeligao?
 Mai_Andra: They turned up the butt-slider for Mortal Shell II...
 Rhynerd: Seen the 2nd in action, seems much more fun (and occasionally silly)
 BrowneePointz: Mortal Shell 1 is basically a proof of concept with small polish, 2 is WAY better
 RandomTrivia: I can't wait for the Archipelago, it's going to be delightful chaos
 CrossXhunteR: is wheeler playing kingdom hearts as part of this archipelago
 Incandescent_Zubat: "How does it work?" "We hope so yes!"
 Sorator13: look, it works
 bytecaster: @Wolfii_TV Cross game item randomizer
 ProcyonFlynn: I wonder if the REPO archipelago updated. That was a good one.
 Kasran: @Wolfii_TV multiworld randomizer spread across different games! you might have someone else's items, and vice versa
 Sorator13: @CrossXhunteR Ben is playing KH2; Wheeler is playing ER
 maxthefourth: Do we know which games are in it?
 ghizmou: @Mai_Andra that's putting it mildly
 theymerLoviatar: rum is not high proof enough to disinfect
 Sorator13: er, DS3, mb
 345tom: Excited for the Archipelago, glad you have done all the set up now. I gave up setting up Kingdom Hearts last time I went for it
NerdSoda: a rum job
 DunderCat: @Wolfii_TV multiplayer game randomizer - unlocks on one player's game can be found by someone else
 idontgetmyrealname: im so happy i managed to clear my work schedule of meetings on thursday so I can follow that madness
 BITs19_: have you folks done many archipelagos offline?
 CAKHost: OH you are going to do the mass rando games for the subathon?!
 Critterbot: Kingdom Hearts 2 to be specific.
 BlindPathfinder: pale triangles
   LoadingReadyRun: @BITs19_ nope
Challis2070: Those would be....wild...pork chops. Also, the yellow gone poof.
 dagoth__ur_: wheeler loves kindom hearts hes played so many of them
 BrowneePointz: @maxthefourth SM64, DS3, KH2, SC2 uhh...and something else or 2
 CAKHost: Triangles!
 bytecaster: @BrowneePointz CIV6!
 BITs19_: @LoadingReadyRun neat! good luck!
 Sorator13: @BrowneePointz Civ6 (Cam)
 bbblehh: What is the archipelago? It doesn't seem like LRR has the budget to rent out a small string of islands for the purpose of gaming (hoping that I remembered what an archipelago actually is)
 Reaper_IsMyName: and hollow knight
 ALLxISxLOST: Ya like Jatz?
 BrowneePointz: ah CIV 6 and heather is playing...something?
 BrowneePointz: ah and HK
 ralphthellama: Who wants a body massage?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham [Mario 64], Wheeler [Dark Souls 3], Heather [Hollow Knight], Cameron [Civ 6], Ben [Kingdom Hearts 2] & Nelson [Star Craft 2]
 DunderCat: @bbblehh clearly it's where you get the rare optional stuff in a JRPG
 BrowneePointz: SM64, DS3, KH2, SC2, CIV6 and HK
 345tom: I dunno what goals everyone has set for their games, but I dont think theyll get done in 6 hours
 Sorator13: @bbblehh "archipelago" is also used to refer to linking different games together, like a randomizer but across games. So for example, Cam researching a technology in Civ6 may unlock double-jump in Mario 64 for Graham.
 Micalovits: Uhhh, excited to see Nelson play SC2 
 Flyingdelorion: @bbblehh This is a cross-game modification system which randomizes different games, then uses the result to build a single unified multi-player game. Items from one game may be present in another, and you will need your fellow players to find items you need in their games to help you complete your own.
 CAKHost: Yeah I'm going to maybe watch some of that Archipelago. Just to see what will happen! :>
 ghizmou: and 30 minutes of cooling
 bbblehh: @Sorator13 Oh that's sick
 CrossXhunteR: wheeler is done at 4
 bytecaster: "Your task starts now"
 h3rsh3yb4r: Kingdom Hearts 2 will be for Christmas right?
FurthestChunk: They're only paying Wheeler for half the time
 RockPusher: yeah, under no circumstances forget you need to let that can cool for a while before opening it
 Boopity: Is that like jazz hands?
@MrsLlante: Does that make Cori the king pin?
 RockPusher: do not just open the can of HOT SUGAR directly out the pot
 Cptasparagus: always make sure the top goes in the bottom
 MsMarkarth: Odds Angel just brings her own oven next year?
 CAKHost: Why do I think Wheeler will say "I got kitchen hands" and still yelp after the fact XD
 RandomTrivia: 
 DunderCat: does any of LRR have a sous vide circulator? doing the condensed milk thing is way easier and less messy with those
 maxthefourth: I wonder if it is possible to do Deathlink except for the strategy games?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperVainPheasantCharlietheUnicorn-mJR1gX4KThyIgknd
 CrossXhunteR: nailed it
 RandomTrivia: It's the little furtive looks back to camera 
 Sorator13: @DunderCat I'm certain Ian does
 RandomTrivia: Gets me every time
 DunderCat: @Sorator13 sure seems like he would
 radioshackraider: BEcause if there's one thing Wheeler loves doing, it's messing around with racks
 CrossXhunteR: what about a pressure fryer
 Earthenone: its important for wheeler to take his rack out on stream 
 radioshackraider: Cupcake
 xantos69: Cupcake
 RockPusher: A Cupcake
 Mr_Horrible: a gigantic designer cupcake
 MTigress: birthday cupcake
 RockPusher: With icing
 WriterRaven: A cupcake, because it was his birthday.
 DaxStrife: Birthday cake slice
 CAKHost: Do you mean a submersion blender?
 Sorator13: oh, that bowl on the egg carton makes me nervous
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I used mine to do "poached" eggs in their shells last night
 Mr_Horrible: YES
 DunderCat: I've had great success with sous vide cheesecake
 Sorator13: wheeler, no!
 Mr_Horrible: they made an anime with an English TL of the cooking manga I read 25 years ago
 Mr_Horrible: what a time to be alive
 ALLxISxLOST: would a deep fried bacon pancake be good? dusted in powdered sugar?
 bbblehh: When are they gonna make the subversion blender
 themercenary1987: I've been enjoying "Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games"
 CAKHost: Wheeler, do not give into temptation!
 xantos69: Ian, I replicated that dish exactly and my friends loved it.
 kayamek: @Irsaan  thank you for the sub
 bo_brinkman: is Ian just talking to himself under his breath?
 Sorator13: @ALLxISxLOST Very likely yes
 lightfut: Watch out, Wheeler is memeing
 Bassios: Right, I'm going to bed. Good night nerds, have fun!
 CAKHost: o/
 NeoGetz: Yorkshire Curd Cheesecake is the superior Cheesecake
 Sorator13: @Bassios good night, friend!
 Critterbot: It's from a manga from the 80's so it looks a bit dated, but it's pretty good based on what I've seen so far.
 ghizmou: nelson is emulating the sleepy bear to perfection
 CAKHost: That's some dough
 CAKHost: Nelson Vibe
 Sorator13: You did indeed dump your dough onto your phone, Angel
 Mr_Horrible: @Critterbot the art's definitely not a modern style, but it's a fun premise for a cooking anime
 WhoseGamewasitZ: I drink your milkshake
 DunderCat: Iron Wok Jan getting an anime really shocked me, I read that like a decade+ ago - it's a good manga, but man the recent spate of late80's-90's manga adaptations keeps surprising me
 Critterbot: @Mr_Horrible Definitely.
 paulthemapguy: need moar table space lol
FurthestChunk: Most justified crash out
 Mr_Horrible: @DunderCat I literally stumbled across it on Crunchyroll weeks ago and had to text my family, since we all read it way back in the early 00's
 DunderCat: the cooking animation in Iron Wok Jan is shockingly good
 Sorator13: Bakeoff is very vibes based
 RockPusher: They express disappointment in your soggy bottom
 bbblehh: So maybe we need to call this segment "Loading Ready Run is Chopped"
 Mr_Horrible: I finally will have an anime adaptation of the "It's... SWEEEEET????!!!" moment
 RandomTrivia: What you want to avoid is the soggy bottom
FurthestChunk: is it still Paul Hollywood's tiny fiefdom or has he finally left the show
Flamennight: is wheeler just chomping on some butter with glaze?
 DunderCat: @Mr_Horrible I'm delighted it turned out to be so good, but I'm pretty behind on it because Jan is such a negative person I don't want to hang out with him every week, or as a marathon
 WriterRaven: It's also known as pimento.
 kingandcommoner: Allspice IS
 Boopity: ALl the spices?? Seems excessive
 Sorator13: "You definitely included some spice, but I think you could have used other spice to get to an allspice kind of flavor"
 WhoseGamewasitZ: All Spice is the All Saints + Spice Girls superband.
 kat2kool: omg Ian
 Jillexie: Ian
 Vindexrix: his crumb be salacious
 sly726: Hello found LRR from the riftbound videos absolutely love how ya guys do thing
 gnyrinn: Allspice is the single biggest flavour of Angostura Bitter, isn't it?
 Mr_Horrible: @DunderCat lol, totally fair. It's probably easier to stomach him just reading him rather than having to listen him, but I enjoy having the "protagonist" being an asshole every now and again
 DunderCat: every culture has some common blends of spices that are convenient to have preblended in batches, but it's funny that most of them are named regional equivalent of "everything"
 baskwalla: Spice from the American Hockey Leagur.
 RockPusher: I haven't watched Bake-Off in years but Nigella seems like a very interesting choice for a judge
 RandomTrivia: sly726 welcome welcome!
 xantos69: That would be a sick collaboration.
 ElementalAlchemist: KFSay
 couchboyj: Sugar Ray?
 baskwalla: AHLSpice
@thecommissaruk: well I guess the oven _was_ preheated...
 Cutriss: veruca salt
 poipal: Gimme some lait de poule
 Mr_Horrible: isn't Quebecois KFC PFK instead?
HavenDragon: Red Hot Chili Peppers?
 witchy_snake: X3
FurthestChunk: isn't it PFK in Quebec?
 breadisbest1: @ghizmou Thanks for the gift sub!
 DiscordianTokkan: St. Louis de HA! HA!. It exists
 seanmrwick: What in the world is going on for this "part of stream?
 Cutriss: yes, it’s PFK here
 ghizmou: saint-louis-du-ahah
 IanAllenBird: saint-louis-de-ha!-ha!
 witchy_snake: There's many things called with HA! HA!
 DunderCat: @Mr_Horrible oh yeah, like Maria no Danzai, occasionally well written jerks are really interesting. I just can't watch Jan as chill out time after work, which is the majority of my watch time
 RockPusher: https://i.postimg.cc/3wZdFTwb/tortureprincess-hime-fried-chicken-drumstick-kfc.jpg
 paulthemapguy: Today I learned "pimento" is just another name for allspice
 Earthenone: what is the P standing for in quebec?
 seanmrwick: Graham in a short-sleeved shirt? That's a rare sight to see
 witchy_snake: I live near a bay called "Baie des HA! HA!"
 Cutriss: @earthenone Poulet
 CrossXhunteR: im all badged up
 Mr_Horrible: @DunderCat for sure, it's a much less chill watch, definitely wants a different mood than unwinding at the end of the day
 seanmrwick: Could be something to be on Tiktok
 flyman347: konichiwagwan minnaslimes
 ghizmou: 
 Sorator13: 
 ALLxISxLOST: No lollygagging
 Ravage2002: heeeey we got funny...
 Mr_Horrible: "The Umbilical Brothers" sounds like a DbD killer
 Shurtal: Toronto Japanese accent guy teaching Toronto slang is a good one
 Lysander_salamander: It does?
 RockPusher:   
 KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible The twins!
 seanmrwick: Clowning is going everywhere apparently
 Shurtal: "Konnichiwa-gwan, minna slimes"
 Boopity: Didn't clown college shut down?
 Mr_Horrible: accurate
 DiscordianTokkan: :V
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 Mr_Horrible: AND funny
 seanmrwick: @Boopity I have no idea if they did
 ladyjessica: nice
 flyman347: that’s gerber bud
 Heckhoundbolt: YIKES
 Micalovits: yikes
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 ShifuDaxiongmao: @Boopity if they did, it was no laughing matter
 ghizmou: can we pixelize the hand just in case
 seanmrwick: please don't pull a me and cut your thumb
 DunderCat: @Mr_Horrible Jan is very much in the same energy as watching chef reality tv -  with all the uneccessary fight picking - I can chill with 1997 Cooking Master Boy/Chuuka Ichiban - the manga that inspired Iron Chef - way easier
 CrossXhunteR: people always say they will be careful
 bytecaster: Worry intensifies
 Invitare: "being careful" is not using a mandolin 
 RockPusher: Ian do you have the kevlar glove?
 HedWund: easily makes slices of your palm before you can blink
 flatluigi: please don't mandolin on camera
 CrossXhunteR: i was careful once, until i wasnt
 Valkryir: I feel the exact same when my bf uses the mandolin
 TheLadyMakai: Angel for the love of all you hold dear use a guard! I had a friend lose the top of a finger when they didnt
 Gekyouryuu: but if we veto the madolin, who will care for Baby Yoda?
 Earthenone: the clown college campus was overrun with student groans
 Mr_Horrible: @DunderCat ooh, yeah, another good one
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 seanmrwick: wait....you can adjust the Mandalin?
 ladyjessica: raw flour can be dangerous which is such a weird thing that exists.
 Sorator13: wet paper towel under the cutting board will keep it from sliding around!
 Charlie_Victor7: I think Cori is practicing going invisible
 Lysander_salamander: oof
 Micalovits: @seanmrwick Unless its a real cheap one
 gnyrinn: Be quiet and let the mandolin-user concentrate. Otherwise you will end up with blood-flavoured scones.
 Mr_Horrible: the Mandolin and Gruyere
 RandomTrivia: 
 rosesmcgee: I use a mandoline sometimes at home. That thing is terrifying.
 ghizmou: gru and his minions
 DunderCat: @TheLadyMakai much better than the guard is the chain mail/cutproof glove - better dexterity is way safer, and it protects the whole hand
 WhoseGamewasitZ: The Mandolin was my favorite Iron Man villain
 Mangledpixel: https://mangledpixel.com/Glup%20Shitto.jpg
 TheLadyMakai: @DunderCat very true
 CAKHost: I've always wanted to do that thing with fresh rosemary where you just strip off the leaves/needles off the stem. Seems to me like it will be very satisfying to do 
 RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel That is truly magnificent
 seanmrwick: @rosesmcgee I still have a scar on my hand from the last time I used it years ago
 RockPusher: Mangledpixel with the important posting
 Mangledpixel: @RandomTrivia to note, not mine, credit to StarWarsFonts
 Sorator13: @CAKHost It doesn't work quite as well as you want it to, in my experience, but it does work better for rosemary than for thyme
 PipeSmokingOwl: because of the bad box office of Grogu, disney actually announced today they are cancelling Mandalorian. so no one needs to care about baby yoda's future
 flyman347: baby yodas getting old yellered
 CAKHost: @Sorator13 I'll keep that in mind!
 xantos69: I bought my MagicCon Atlanta tickets today along with the 2 LRR drafts.  See you kids there!
 bytecaster: That checks out
 ShifuDaxiongmao: taken to a planet up-galaxy?
 PipeSmokingOwl: @flyman347 
 DunderCat: @ladyjessica it's not the raw flour, but the potential mold that is dangerous - and mold is frequently dangerous to consume, so it is easier to understand why. flour doesn't frequently have it in, but it isn't easy to detect, so better to always cook it
 DiscordianTokkan: So Kermit is Lupin the 3rd
 Sorator13: @CAKHost and when it does work, it IS quite satisfying!
 TriuneSystem: IIRC all of the different language versions of groot were recorded by Vin Diesel
 RockPusher: So, new Muppet caper that's just Lupin?
 Gekyouryuu: I recently learned there was a British show in 2003 about these two comedians trying to become popular in Japan, and in one episode they went to the people making Kamen Rider Faiz
 CAKHost: XD
 gnyrinn: Arnie couldn't be Arnie in German. His rural Austrian accent was too yokel-coded.
 HedWund: 
 bytecaster: Which muppet does Zenigata?
 bytecaster: Or Jigen
 SnackPak_: tbh, Kermit and Lupin feel like similar characters
 DunderCat: @CAKHost totally is, though I find it really depends on getting rosemary that isn't too woody
 CAKHost: Lupin but played by a Muppet feels very in character to be honest! XD
 CrossXhunteR: a mandolin is the devil's instrument
 bytecaster: Miss Piggy obviously does Fujiko!
 emilevitt: mandolins are finger guillotines
 eshplode: I bet my mandolin is worse
 emilevitt: 
FurthestChunk: @Gekyouryuu you got the name of that show?
 Laurence72: @bytecaster Sam the Eagle
 Jezus38: cut myself like 4 weeks ago making candied ginger with one.
 HedWund: chainmail gloves are great
 LadyAiluros: yeah no tthe gloves are key
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 Gekyouryuu: @Laurence72 I tried saying that, too, and my wifi cut out. -_-;
 Coloneljesus: some people are into that
 FickleMuse: I heard Elmo in Japanese and it just sounds like Elmo. It's wild
 Sorator13: Mandolins on uploaded videos make me much less nervous than mandolins on livestreams, too
 CAKHost: (at least I think the muppet ANIME bit was Lupin....)
 MsMarkarth: Angel got out Mom voice
 Sorator13: cut RESISTANT
 Laurence72: @Gekyouryuu sorry, but yes, I agree with you, it would be perfect
 RockPusher: kevlar gloves, though chainmail is very cool
 oh_look_a_person: I love mandolin....I could never abandon you, mandolin
 CAKHost: XD GOD DANG IT
 Mr_Horrible: no those are TURNT-up, Ian
 pawssumplace: the cloth ones rarely work
theambivalentagender: I mandolined my thumb once
 CrossXhunteR: i have cutproof gloves but i feel like i can't trust them, and testing their effectiveness seems like a terrible idea
 momalyd: Captain Corelli's wants his Mandoline back
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Chat, since we touched upon muppets... if they took over LRR, who'd replace who? 
 DeM0nFiRe: I feel like if you can come up with a legitimate reason why you should get chainmail, you just take that reason and run with it
 pawssumplace: get the chainmail
 DunderCat: yeah I like the cutproof gloves because I can throw them in the washing machine when they're covered in carrot juice/etc
 Gekyouryuu: @ShifuDaxiongmao Grover = Paul
 Micalovits: I also hate rusting
kirbyrocks: x2
 Sorator13: that will surely have no unintended consequences!
 EthirealPlayer: why does wheeler sound like a QWRP character
 paulthemapguy: what? how absorbent do you think the Statue of Liberty is?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Dr Bunsen is a 1 to 1 for Ian, right?
 CAKHost: Look I don't even think Bond Needs this many items to get hard. He's Bond! He looks at a woman (or attractive man) and that's enough!
 bytecaster: We soak it in lemon juice and then send it back to the French!
 Sorator13: look, the national debt is skyrocketing anyway, we may as well put some of it to good use
 DunderCat: @CrossXhunteR you could just try cutting them near the edge of the wrist with your cooking knife. i consistently find they help - it's much better than mandolin bare handed
 Gekyouryuu: @ShifuDaxiongmao Beajker
 flyman347: new mr beast challenge
 pawssumplace: They shouldn't rust
 Laurence72: Ian, Big Bird, with Beej as Snuffalupagus?
  r10pez10: i like how the timer counting down makes it look like they have 25 hours to cook
 GhostValv: D:
 HedWund:  
 RockPusher: https://i.postimg.cc/y8pV18kH/devilishlyeasy-slice-apple-knife.jpg
 Sorator13: Wheeler is brave while Angel's holding a knife, eh?
 Kasran: "now, bond. i know you like to dress sharply, but we're making T-shirt for you to use in case of an emergency"
 eshplode: No, I don't know what happened to her
FurthestChunk: @CAKHost i think that's the best part
 CAKHost: Bond gets hard as the Queen demands it! ...I know what I typed!
 WriterRaven: @ShifuDaxiongmao Graham is Kermit, Kathleen is Miss Piggy. Wheeler is Gonzo.
 Sorator13: e x t r u d e d
 flatluigi: there's an official funko pop of her wrapped in plastic
 chibi_bento: I just woke up from a wee nap to you still making jokes about Arnold Palmer's and being hard -- glad to know I didn't miss anything.
 emilevitt: garfengelion
 MsMarkarth: I'm all for giving y'all a go with the Statue of Liberty. We've lost our right to her lately
 emilevitt: odie is rei
 Boopity: 
 Blue_Anteater: @WriterRaven Nah, Alex is Gonzo. He'd totally want to shoot himself out of a cannon
 emilevitt: 
 DunderCat: @CrossXhunteR you could also test them by putting a carrot inside the glove and do your blade test without your hand being at risk
 SnackPak_: rei is a garf
FurthestChunk: garfield big naturals as rei ayanami
HavenDragon: https://imgur.com/a/HUqDqc4 speaking of the shirt, i found the post w the picture
 flatluigi: https://i.gyazo.com/b6d4afbba719a76cfb155f763dc076ad.jpg
 hamraffle: Garfield is Shinji's dad. Get in the robot John
 couchboyj: I'm sorry John, but Garfield should obviously be the Angels
 Boopity: Umm akshully they're called angels, Nelson 
 ErynTzun: How about Garfield themed Eva, Odyssey pilots.
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 flatluigi: it's the worst
 RandomTrivia: Excuse?
 ErynTzun: Damn it Ody
 Snowcookies: The Funko Pop flatener is either a Checkpoint of Chillpoint thing
 NazTMann: @WriterRaven I'd like to think of Adam and Ben Ulmer as Gonzo and Rizzo.
GedankenPalast_: Ian 
 RockPusher:  
 Sorator13: a delicious lump
 xantos69: Ian why
 GhostValv: 
 ErynTzun: Autocucumber knows I watched a lot of Mario Odyssey  on Twitch
 HedWund:  
 Boopity: Who put Ian in a microwave
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 BlindPathfinder: lumps can be tasty
 WriterRaven: Rotate the Ian!
 The_Color_Twelve: perfect
 Mangledpixel: *blue danube plays*
  r10pez10: hahahaha
 DunderCat: gotta cut the lump into smaller lumps
Challis2070: Elephant's foot of food?
 RockPusher: ♫ Lump, lump, lump ♫
 RealGamerCow: Total Ian eclipse
 schordash: gdi Ian  
 ghizmou: somehow this reminded me of the rotating roasted chicken at the grocery
 GhostValv: partial Ianclipse at 4:06 PM
 aug_med: hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(microwave)
@corwinpreston: they might sell some for pumpkin carving soon
@SwirlyAutumnStar: Lupin III with Kermit the Frog’s voice is great. 🤣
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NurturingCulturedQuailNinjaGrumpy-EuRQQkJxVYNIHg7S
 DunderCat: rotisserie Ian
 Boopity: I also heard the refridge
 IanAllenBird: how much time on that condensed milk?
 DaxStrife: M'fridge?
 ghizmou: play the clip !
  r10pez10: i heard refridge
GedankenPalast_: I say that frequently 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: didn't we have clips from dbfh with the rotating + microwave sound? 
 DunderCat: @IanAllenBird plenty, seeing as it needs to cook and the can to cool
 Sorator13: @IanAllenBird around 10 minutes, I think?
  RayFK: Le Fridge
HavenDragon: i also heard refridge
 MTigress: hi Cori
 RockPusher: Angel defs started the word and then abandonded it
 momalyd: Everybody knows it afridgerator
 Chronomos901: "Scooby Doo Syndrome?" bold words from the man who played SHAGGY in D&D yesterday
 RandomTrivia: I'd like to thank Wheeler for demonstrating a mandolin   https://desertbus.revision1.com/Buffer/Wheeler%20mandolin%20loop.gif
 IanAllenBird: ah
 SymphonySolstice: why do you refridge when you put thing in fridge for first time
  r10pez10: viewers with smellovision insert your probes now
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmellyAmericanPlumberPrimeMe-mXr-Rmfg3foG38sc
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia:   
 SnackPak_: o7 Wheeler
 Boopity: Why do they call it a refridge when in the hot food out comes the cold
25 raiders from Mollylele have joined!
 DunderCat: @SymphonySolstice sometimes you have to take out of fridge and then fridge again. like the things in the grocery store refrigerator that you take home
  r10pez10: molly raid!
 RockPusher: ohai Molly!
FurthestChunk: bond, we've been calling this one the lump
 iris_of_ether:   
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! Hi Molly! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 Boopity: Hello Molly and raiders!
 DirectorStephanie:  Hello Molly and friends!
   Anubis169: Welcome in Mollyraiders!
 SnackPak_: how was Tunesday?
 Mollylele: please don't burn the moonbase down
 CAKHost: Technical has been difficult!
   Anubis169: They're trying their best 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlausibleTenuousCougarFrankerZ-bF-N_2ZRxl8VE-YH
 Lord_Hosk: Someone make a run to SPATULA CITY
 RockPusher: Mollylele we have had 0 fire so far
 Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk SPATULA CITY!!
 RandomTrivia: It's very specifically for spatuling
 RandomTrivia: 
 LordZarano: A fish slice?
 Sorator13: now, we are keeping track of whose scones are whose, right?
 Lord_Hosk: if you buy 9 spatula's you get the 10th spatula for just 1 penny
 SymphonySolstice: I think we need to tell Dale about the scones
 CAKHost: I'm sure Graham will eat them
 Boopity: Mmmmm curry butter
 kdefinition: @Sorator13 We sell spatulas, and that's all!
 Mollylele: Cori looks like their court appointed chaperone
 CAKHost: Can't resist a pastery that man
 HedWund: 
 CAKHost: *pastry
 BlindPathfinder: are all scrapers on sticks spatulas and are all silicone spatulas scrapers?
  r10pez10: is cori adjudicating
 CrossXhunteR: can wheeler take us higher
 iris_of_ether:   
 HedWund: IAN
 CAKHost: Cori is in the Judge Zone
 Mr_Horrible: a 2nd ring has hit the (three) towers
 iris_of_ether: BEN
 Shadowsoflife: I remember that from Mass effect
 Boopity: A second recursion has entered the towers of Hanoi
 Cptasparagus: are there points for safety?
 iris_of_ether: IAN AND BEN
 Coloneljesus: maybe she's simulating rawdogging a 4 hour flight? @r10pez10
 Sorator13: @Cptasparagus there are not!
FurthestChunk: check those scones for blood doping
 ALLxISxLOST: I lost the game
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe I should watch the new season
 HedWund: 
 CAKHost: Because I have to reference, "My CDs!"
 CrossXhunteR: i made enchiladas during this bakeoff, and am now eating them. pretty tasty
 RockPusher: Aren't apples already roses?
   Anubis169: 
 SaoirseStuff: Cori looks like she's having a psychedelic experience & trying to hold it together
   Anubis169: waaaaaaaaaaant
 SnackPak_: thank you
 RandomTrivia:  there it is
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 iris_of_ether: !clip
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
   Anubis169: LOL
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Every scone is adorned
 h3rsh3yb4r: every scone has it rose
 Chronomos901: just ask Q, he's an expert in getting Bond arose
 DunderCat: @SymphonySolstice TIL apparently etymology does refer to the first chilling! ---the word refrigerator dates to the early 1600s, and refrigerate "to make cool", from the Latin verb refrigerare and ultimately from the adjective frigus, meaning "cold," dates to the preceding century. Frigus also gave us our adjective frigid.---
 IanAllenBird: kjnhikn
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Playing Mortal Shell 2 now and I love it. It is very much an easier souls game
 ShifuDaxiongmao: have we been following for too long when we expected that right away? 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliqueCrepuscularInternPRChase-yUqxYMTMrKe_Ht7q
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: The first one was *rough*
FurthestChunk: Bond, this is a syringe of your own blood, if you insert it directly into your penis, you will get even more hard.
 CAKHost: I really want to try rose water. Just to get a sense of how strong it is... Don't know if I have ever seen it in my area though
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakableRealPigeonCmonBruh-1_LfRwDGzsYTvWgV
 iris_of_ether: I ended up ordering rosewater from online
 Coloneljesus: bond, this pamphlet contains tasteful pornography. if you look at it for a few seconds...
 iris_of_ether: Rose water that is
 SymphonySolstice: @DunderCat ohh thank you for this knowledge
 DunderCat: @CAKHost you could get rose turkish delight
 Sorator13: GRAHAM
 DunderCat: @SymphonySolstice it was fun to look up
 radioshackraider: "AUX is the only way to connect to me: The Kathleen De Vere Story"
 RockPusher: What is the intended use for the video mixer? Beyond, duh, mixing?
 RealGamerCow: If you want to try rosewater, I suggest rose syrup
 iris_of_ether: Ooh, which surplus place in SEA??
 CAKHost: @DunderCat True! I have tried turish delight and have enjoyed the lemon and the rose flavors equally
 letfireraindown: silly off topic question. Has Ian mentioned the dance button for this years desert buss?
 CAKHost: The one chocolate covered Turish Delight I had though... was a no for me...
 RealGamerCow: Much better code injection
 DunderCat: @CAKHost yeah the rose water is like extracts in that you need to be careful how much from what I understand
 CAKHost: I don't think my pallet liked rose with chocolate
 WhoseGamewasitZ: How did they even get an Ox?
 alchemistsavant: Pass the Ox-yeah
  r10pez10: literally, ian
 niccus: i guess "auxiliary" still has the right meaning
 DandyGeek: I mean, I picked up some Extron boxes to downconvert VGA/HDMI to 480 so you could do worse, Graham
 Sorator13: it's like the save icon still being a floppy disk
 Mr_Horrible: it's the same thing as the save icon being a floppy disk, Ian
 BlindRift98: oh no the save icon is a floppy
 CrossXhunteR: playing a mixtape on their phone
 RockPusher: Lieutenant, you have the AUX.
 HedWund: it's like how the kids don't know what the disk icon for saving is
 bytecaster: Do we?
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible same hat!
 KeytarCat: "all"
 Boopity: 
 niccus: like, who's the musical auxiliary
 Coloneljesus: god of rick
 DunderCat: @CAKHost florals with chocolate can be...
 RealGamerCow: You printed the save icon!
cfpreston: The internet is a series of tubes
Metric_Furlong: 'dashboards' haven't caught any dash for a very long time now
 Vinewood_OG: The manual save icon
 Commodore_Perry_GG: When I'm done holding the black & white seabirds, and I give them  to the next person in line: Pass the auks
 RealGamerCow: She is lovely.
 Coloneljesus: i've done this
 GrassVortex: Yes, she is great Graham
 IanAllenBird: A+
 RandomTrivia: Wheeler's flawless slicing
 codatski: Oh Wheeler
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: Wheeler...
  r10pez10: nice and even
 Strebenherz: Oh Lord encarta
 Kentosaurus: such radial symmetry
 hvhTim: WHEELER WHY
 HedWund: my first pc had a 5.25 floppy
 ContingentCat: oh god
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 GhostValv: a perfect 8...9 slice
 RealGamerCow: Her channel name is "Anna Belle"
 DunderCat: @DunderCat ...devisive. I find i like florals with white chocolate alright
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 Boopity: The internet
 HedWund: i've seen the older 8" floppy disks
 bytecaster: I have heard that before
 Spades_Slicc: The disc is floppy . . . and ~partially exposed~
 Coloneljesus: "Q, how do I remove this cylinder from a candy tube?"
FurthestChunk: Wheeler has cut it exactly how I would
 whitefirecomix: Saw that creator last night talking about how much more she makes from arguing with those people. Good on her
 Gekyouryuu: Magnoptical
 RealGamerCow: Floptical makes me want to violence
 poipal: I do wonder what people who think a floppy is a hard disk call their HDDs
 RockPusher: "This is recorded on stickytape and rust!"
 ErynTzun: No one tell them about 8 inch floppy disks
 bytecaster: @poipal I'm sorry, nobody has HDDs anymore, it's all flash storage now
 Gekyouryuu: *Borat voice* Mah jong.
FurthestChunk: it's the legend of the riichi
 glitched_goddess: x-men is just magneto and prof x’s messy breakup
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriumphantSoftRamenKappaClaus-7m51DWkHcLZ32bPm
 RealGamerCow: Is back in the USSR  Wings?
  r10pez10: should i listen to more Wings
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jets???
 DirectorStephanie: Mull of Kintyre 
 Khalstrom: Uncle Albert
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @RealGamerCow Beatles.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 You can.  You don't have to.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the Great LRR Bake-Off?
 Tweygoh: back in the ussr leads into dear prudence on that Beatles album
 glitched_goddess: honestly I’d trust magneto
  r10pez10: should I eat more Wings
 Fruan: Who the hell is titanium man?!
 Paranundrox: its a really fun song
 RockPusher: PharaohBender27 0 deaths, 0 fires
 radioshackraider: Titanium Man has a Mgic card
 ErynTzun: @bytecaster I still have hard drives in my media center, even before RAM and all flash storage shot up a 30TB HDD is far cheaper for mass storage than solid state.
 Shadowsoflife: Hey @PharaohBender27 o/
 whitefirecomix: All pretty metal
 kodama_dw: @r10pez10 you should do this instead for sure
 BiggJudicem: late to the stream, what we making?
 RandomTrivia:  OOF
 RatherLargeToad: minor Iron Man villains
 DunderCat: magneto seems pretty chill when talking to normies that aren't trying to kill him
 Paranundrox: I adore it
 Coloneljesus: @BiggJudicem bond hard
 Paranundrox: it's so catchy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 Sure.
@OVER-KiLL: love puttin lemon on errythang
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 alchemistsavant: titanium man even has a card in the marvel jumpstart stuff!
 Capt_clown: And don't even get me started on Uranium Girl
 Sorator13: @BiggJudicem Wheeler & Angel are each making a sweet scone & a savory scone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I arrived to hear that the 3 main names were Magneto, Titanium Man and the Prince of Dynamo which is a STEEP DROP OFF
nyoomgoom: i need ah. temporary. secretary.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, umm, no love for Jets, huh?
 BlindRift98: love the ian cam
 PharaohBender27: Ohai out-of-focus Ian
 big_blue_man: live ian reaction
 munocard: McCartney? the guy who wrote Hope for the Future?!
 ContingentCat: hello Ian
 Deyna_Taggerung: Love Ian reaction
 RockPusher: https://i.postimg.cc/G20sqQPt/kimiai-breakfast-basket-scones.jpg
 IbunWest: ian jumpscare
 Sorator13: Hi Ian
 GhostValv: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
GedankenPalast_: 
 poipal: Ian getting a free dental check
 MTigress: hi Ian
 Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was the crimson dynamo
 DunderCat: small ian
 bytecaster: He does!
 RandomTrivia: He's on the picture-Ian-picture
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The most close up Ian reaction
 GhostValv: Titanium Man has 2 I think
 bytecaster: Titanium man has won me a game!
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Ian.
 Boopity: 
 GhostValv: to be fair the 2nd is shared
 MsMarkarth: Oh Ian
 glitched_goddess: The whizzer’s power is not what you think it is
 ErynTzun: I had my last 8tb gaming drive up until 2 years ago, replaced slowly with two 4tb SSDs because 8tb Nvme not a good price per TB. Now forget about buying SSDs it's just the worst time to buy those the process are so bad
 Mr_Horrible: Live Ian Reaction 
 flatluigi: i don't think you're allowed to crack ian on twitch
 radioshackraider: Titanium Man at least gets a legendary card, which is more than what Crimson Dynamo gets
 DunderCat: Ian, start commentating
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I'm very mad, I missed the watch hour version of the sub-a-thon badge by 24 minutes
 ErynTzun: *prices
 RockPusher: We need to bust out the circle
 CAKHost: Ian continues to be Ian XD
 munocard: Ian Horner’s Documental would rule
 CrossXhunteR: tell a humorous anecdote
 tehfewl: wwwwwwwwwwwwww
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig There's no deadline; you can still get it
 Gekyouryuu: how to get Ian to laugh: Majima appears behind him in frame
 Sorator13: or, well, the deadline is when the subathon ends
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousBadMarjoramBibleThump-WUlykgqcQydyfrHi
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 It now says I need to gift subs to get it
 RockPusher: Tiltychat activates
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's the *other* chat badge.
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  DAME DAMNE NO
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EncouragingBombasticCocoaCmonBruh-ljSyJC3JtLqDP-d6
 Duudeman1620: 
 poipal: Ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu, ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha
 Shadowsoflife: 
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HomelyHumbleEmuTwitchRPG-RjbfNetCYoDxYTGL
 iris_of_ether: 
 Sorator13: I'm pretty sure that isn't a stove, Wheeler
 RealGamerCow: That reminds me I have to send Ian the video I saw of a pro sumo wrestler singing Baka Mitai
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher I was too busy typing the Tiltychat programmed response to applaud your good joke
 JustMeJude: I've had this on in the background, I just saw the aprons and I need one, lol. Where's Beej?
 DunderCat: Poor wheeler slaving away all day deserves head pats and compliments
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SincereGlutenFreeCaterpillarLitFam-bDlmVBD2Q7QWLDx8
FurthestChunk: you're my reason for season
 Sorator13: I also think they could sell these aprons
 I_Am_Clockwork: My favorite parody of that is still the Niel Ciceriga one
 RockPusher: Thefluffiestguineapig I could type because I was singing with my mouth
 the_lone_bard: I have no idea what I woke up to but Ben is going full Ben and someone's kitchen looks worse than mine right now...
 Shadowsoflife: @RockPusher BABY!
 Duudeman1620:    
 Sorator13: @the_lone_bard We're making scones and NSFW Bond jokes
 PharaohBender27: 255 #TeamPalindrome
 DunderCat: @the_lone_bard 2 batches of sweet scones and 2 batches of savory scones, and chaos is happening
 Sorator13: Is an apple timer like an egg timer?
FurthestChunk: now bond, this milk...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher I am really trying not to piss off my neighbors because I was cackling so hard last night at Let's Nope
 CAKHost: That's just Honey Crisp Apples, Angel. 
 hvhTim: now i want coffe too nelson
 kodama_dw: milk 2 sugars please Nelson
 public_key_reveal_party: I am glad we have the cori version of a cam and Ian Christmas
 IbunWest: @PharaohBender27 
 hd_dabnado: john luc picker
 RockPusher: Plain Black, L'il Milk, More Milk <- heck of a hip hop group
 Sorator13: @public_key_reveal_party A Cori, Just Cori, Bake-Off
 DiscordianTokkan: Tongs for the memories
 DunderCat: @Sorator13 apple timer does longer times than egg timer, and looks like a red plastic apple
 GhostValv:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @FurthestChunk Was left out in the heat with a VERY SPECIFIC bacteria added
 umbrakittygirl: !findquote penis'
 RandomTrivia: Cruel Angel's Chopsticks was not on my bingo card for today, but I'm here for it
 munocard: @RealGamerCow isn’t it just a classic Enka song? I don’t think Like A Dragon created that one
 RealGamerCow: Had anyone else seen the "first person to make cheese" video? It is excellent
FurthestChunk: Q that only gives Bond gadgets that make him hard, but the gadgets are just Magic cards in a cube draft
 HedWund: triangle man hates titanium man
 the_lone_bard: You have no idea the destruction you can unleash by launching tongs and ten rods at the earth with terminal velocity.
  r10pez10: she does say "sugah" a lot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @munocard Whether or not it created it, Tiltychat has many memes about it
 bobmedrano: hey ya'll! what are we making here?? Pie??
 CAKHost: Nails, the build in tweezers
FurthestChunk: Now Bond, you should take this Forth Eorlingas
 DunderCat: @bobmedrano scones
 Invitare: Morph
 RandomTrivia: 
 Micalovits: Is wheeler a bit like a pet dragon?
 Dog_of_Myth: Morph
 BlindPathfinder: The Street
 bobmedrano: @DunderCat hell yes
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler is Toad
 BrowneePointz: Toad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_lone_bard The rods? Yes, but tongs? that one is new on me
@OVER-KiLL: 🔺️ Triangle Man
@OVER-KiLL: Wouldnt be a LRR Bake-Off without Karaoke
 BrowneePointz: wheeler is Toad
 emilevitt: titanium man titanium man, can do anything  titanium can! 
 CrossXhunteR: has angel ever powered up like colossus from the arcade game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Legion like the son of Professor X?
 whitefirecomix: Toad during his school janitor era
 BlindRift98: beast because of the war crimes?
 alchemistsavant: I would take being called the Blob as a complement
 GhostValv: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CrossXhunteR You mean Archangel when he becomes one of the 4 Horsemen?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: also new age Blob is great, and kinda hot
 IanAllenBird: someday we'll find it, the frasier connection
 BrowneePointz: he’s also a war criminal
 the_lone_bard: What's an illegitimately funny X-man Ian?
 foopoiuyt: We have bad news for you Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a real name
 Sorator13: Ian is correct and he's brave to say it
FurthestChunk: fantastic...
 Duudeman1620: 
 BlindPathfinder: eh nowadays all them universes intermingle
 GhostValv: and SheHulk
 TheWanderingNomad: @BrowneePointz Does it count if that version of him died and a new version of him pre-those events happened?
 engineerbudy: thats a great reference Cori
 RandomTrivia: What happened? RDJ happened.
FurthestChunk: hulk rips
 Lysander_salamander: they do?
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 ShifuDaxiongmao: If Wheeler can do the right accent, I'm willing to consider him Gambit
 CrossXhunteR: remember David Banner
 RealGamerCow: Who is the straightest X-man, and why is it Cyclops
 glitched_goddess: I really like Norton as Banner
 engineerbudy: Spidey, hulk, wolvie, and ghost rider
 BrowneePointz: big 3 is ALSO F4 xmen and Spidey sales wise
FurthestChunk: Immortal hulk is a very good comic
 gnyrinn: Surely he's not *a* Fantastic 4. He'd be a Fantastic 1 of 4.
 KeytarCat: TWO Mark Ruffalos
 DirectorStephanie: I love Bruce Banner, Hulk and Mark Ruffalo. 
 Mr_Horrible: they're not real heads, anyone who knows has been on the Hulk Train since they had Greg Pak steering
Challis2070: I wish I was there to be able to smell this, it sounds amazing
 engineerbudy: the funny fantastic 4
 Sorator13: "The Hulk Train" sounds like one of those things that makes Bond hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And if Hulk rips, you mean he rips planets in half yes
 theymerLoviatar: Shatterstar also wouldn't take a compliment, I think
 hvhTim: for the longest time, i thought Mark Ruffalo was the mark who married kelly ripa
 RandomTrivia: And as usual Wheeler hasn't muted his mic 
 RockPusher: Steal James' chips
 WhoseGamewasitZ: keep Brolin Brolin Brolin
 Dog_of_Myth: Secret podcast
 CrossXhunteR: how are you doing, Graham?
 ErynTzun: @ShifuDaxiongmao That would be a tough one for anyone to accept just about anybody could get right, ppl even made fun of the professional actor doing a legit accent.
 RockPusher: Stealing Heather's chips would be inadvisable
 tehfewl: i love 4 roses
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
  Juliamon: oh no
 Boopity: 
 glitched_goddess: also hulk was entirely justified in being mad about being shot into space
 SymphonySolstice: phew
 PharaohBender27: Welp. RIP 
 RandomTrivia: 
FurthestChunk: is it weird that i think of Mark Buffalo as the rating system for Ordinary Sausage more than as the Hulk
 BlindPathfinder: but stolen chips would have been tastier
 ghyllnox: "In trouble with Heather" is significantly different from "in trouble with James"
 BrowneePointz: Namor was also justifiably mad about Hulk being shot into space
 CAKHost: Lovely apple slices 
 Boopity: D:
 DunderCat: wheeler is in danger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 RealGamerCow: Beej may be a trash panda
 RockPusher: If you had stolen from Heather you would need to leave the country right now.
 TruPhantomAngel: Speaking of Wheeler liking Frasier…does anyone know if he’s seen the Frasier/Colombo crossover comic?
 youcantlistentobuttons: HEY BOSHI
 Vinewood_OG: A Snack'Rap
 Strebenherz: Five bucks on Heather, ten seconds and one piledriver finisher
FurthestChunk: Wheeler's going Boshi mode
 Mr_Horrible: also: when you say chips are you meaning fries or crisps?
Astramentha: got raptured just last week
 BrowneePointz: I can’t believe Adam Driver is gonna be Mr Sinister. inspired casting
 radioshackraider: Why are we doing Food Wars again?
 glitched_goddess: namor is like poison Ivy. every year I’m less convinced that they’re a villain.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those new aprons? (I arrived late)
 CAKHost: Someone left their lettuce?
 gnyrinn: @TruPhantomAngel There's a Frasier/Colombo crossover comic?! By who? and where?
  r10pez10: releace
 DunderCat: we have a running joke that when someone leaves their slippers somewhere around the house that they got abducted
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: no no, Namor is definitely an Anti Hero. you do not ever “gotta give it to him”
 bobmedrano: I thought we hated Kelsey Grammar in this household. He sucks as a person
 Micalovits: No, G just burps at triple volume I think
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: ( breathes away from mic)
FurthestChunk: Oh my god I was going to bring up Cherry Chocolate Rain
 CrossXhunteR: ive listened to the cherry chocolate rain many times
  Juliamon: bobmedrano We can hate him and not hate his characters
 bobmedrano: fair enough!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @DunderCat "They got raptured and I didn't? AGAIN?"
 Sorator13: Death of the Actor-I mean Author
 JRandomHacker: My favorite line from Cherry Chocolate Rain: "Now I'm paid a hefty hefty fee"
 glitched_goddess: he basically is sideshow Bob
 Mr_Horrible: Frasier is definitely a bit of a dunderhead
 raulghoulia: KG has a tattoo on his stomach to remind him not to cheat on his wife
 DunderCat: @ShifuDaxiongmao our running joke is abducted by aliens but similar energy
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
 kat2kool: you ever read that quote where he jealously insists he’s not jealous of Moose (the dog who played Eddie Crane)?
 flatluigi: a kelsey bummer
 Mr_Horrible: anyway, all hail Ros
@OVER-KiLL: Future Foundation
@OVER-KiLL: Lou Ferrigno HULK tho
@OVER-KiLL: "Raptured" from my sandwhich
 ladyjessica: just watched the crapshot from today.
 glitched_goddess: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an abult !
 RockPusher: When you misunderstand your character on exactly the right axis to nail it by accident
 SymphonySolstice: gimme the cream boys and free my soul
 Mr_Horrible: No, Bond! It's untested!
 Strebenherz: Get wheelers butt get the tapes
 flatluigi: hi jordynne
 CrossXhunteR: sorry, all i have is a mix of macho man breathing in
 LittleVesuvius: what kind of scones are they making? the rolled up flowers?
  Juliamon: hi secret jordynne
 PharaohBender27: 
 GasCityGaming: Jordynne!
 SymphonySolstice: gasp
 IanAllenBird: hi jordynne 
 Lysander_salamander: Thanks!
 RockPusher: We love you too Jordynne
 radioshackraider: Is it time to fill this man with cream?
 Dog_of_Myth: HI Jordynne
 ghyllnox: Hiii Jordynne
 WhoseGamewasitZ: Hi love i chat you.
 flyman347: hey everybody cream here
  r10pez10: hi jordynne
 kat2kool: ‘you see my wife, when she says she doesn’t want something from the fridge she doesn’t mean it’
 whitefirecomix: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice to know!
 BlindPathfinder: *blushed*
 CaptainChibale: HI jotdynne!!
 TruPhantomAngel: @gnyrinn I forget the rules for links in chat, but if you search it online, it like the first result. The artist and writer is named Joe Chouinard. It’s on their site too.
 Korolan: HI JORDYNNE CHAT LOVE YOU TOO
 bobmedrano: @kat2kool LMAOO
shushu2539: now begins the section: "does it cream?"
 James_the_Dabbler: Hi Jordynne!!!!
 Capt_clown: CREEEAM! RISES TO THE TOP!!!!
 Mr_Horrible: thanks, Jordynne, we love you too 
 CaptainChibale: I can't spell apparently
 kat2kool: Jordynne! 
 ladyjessica: hello Jordynne!
 DunderCat: @raulghoulia you would think that by the time you're seeing your bare stomach in the presence of someone you could be cheating with you've already crossed a line
 Jigokuro: https://youtu.be/TeqMJk0ofM4
 BrowneePointz: Maker Studios tried to get Tay Zonday to sing on a competition series they did once and he absolutely REFUSED cuz he knew if he did it would give Disney the rights to use it free and how they wanted. dude is Sharp as hell and Savvy Graham @loadingreadyrun
 ErynTzun: When people start talking a lot about an famous older person who is by all accounts an actually nice person, a very rare occurrence, I worry. Turns out I was right to be worried today now that i've checked.
 James_the_Dabbler: Jordynne is one of us. In spirit
 GhostValv: I like the Randy Savage inhale supercut
 bobmedrano: @Jigokuro thank you for this
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourMoldyGnatFunRun-rD679ZzL7zC1WCQI
  r10pez10: did you know according to all known laws of thermodynamics bees are not
 Jmonkey49: Sugarcoating is the best simpsons meme
 emilevitt: i  have the entirety of the richter/dracula  monologue  from symphony of the night  memorized...unintentionally
 emilevitt: 
 Jmonkey49: *sugarposting
 FickleMuse: dude, a 45 minute Steamed Hams feature film came across my feed yesterday that came out like a year ago
FurthestChunk: this is an incredible level of tism (positive connotation)
 exeJayce: omg
 bobmedrano: DO IT
 Dog_of_Myth: Challenge accepted
 bobmedrano: I WISH I HAD MONEY
 GasCityGaming: In grade 7 we had to memorize and recite the entire ballad of sam mcgee
 flyman347: @FickleMuse was thinking about this
 MalFnord: y’all heard the man
 reptile___: how many subs for you to not do steamed hams 
 undecided44: @emilevitt the dream cast version or the Playstation version?
 poipal: @GasCityGaming We had to do that AND do an illustration for it
 Sorator13: I could make a pretty penny from the greens rap from Into the Woods
 emilevitt: playstation!
FurthestChunk: Seven seconds from the midday sun?
 bytecaster: Love pod cam
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: who's on first could get me a fair amount
 Reaper_IsMyName: wheeler quietly reciting steamed hams is great
 Mogg01: How many words in the fellowship of the ring (movie)?
Challis2070: Noooo! The can! Be careful!!!!
Strebenherz is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 26 in the channel!
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  r10pez10: the background whispers really add to this
PharaohBender27 is gifting 15 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 2286 in the channel!
 RockPusher: got some tongs?
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 DunderCat: is there tech for people subbing to submit votes on a poll with different options?
 thatguysteve2709: Wheeler you have done steam hams on cam before during your play it forward of elden ring with Adam
 FickleMuse: @flyman347 we found it right before bed so I haven't watched it yet but it was still a bit of a jumpscare tbh
 BlindPathfinder: emberessingly for me id would still be some christian thing despite being athist for years
 SymphonySolstice: 20 down
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok that's 20
 PharaohBender27: OK we're now 20% of the way there
 RockPusher: tongs into a bowl, bowl to a sink, running cold water for a while?
 HedWund: that can looks upset
 flyman347: @FickleMuse it’s really good
DiscordianTokkan is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 14 in the channel!
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Give em the CLAMPS!
 Sorator13: clamps?!
Challis2070: the can looks ....dangerous.
AshBurnem is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
 Molladia: no need wheel just did it
AshBurnem gifted a Tier 1 sub to clavius__!
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 schordash: wheeler  whispering the ancient incantation for the aurora borealis
 A_Catastrophic_Success: a møøse once bit my sister
 undecided44: Yeah that's in my head too... drove me crazy to play the version on PS4 because its based on the dream cast one.
 Its_VeeBot: Awfully delicious
 PharaohBender27: 30%!
 Reaper_IsMyName: wheeler reciting steamed hams like its modern major general was impressive
 CaptainSpam: No, Clamps was Futurama, we're talking about Steamed Hams, which was Simpsons.
 Sorator13: someone mentioned earlier to let the can cool before opening, btw
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 CaptainChibale: hi Wheeler!
VeloxMaximus is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
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 BrowneePointz: has Angel tried to make Cajeta before?
shushu2539: what's in the can?!?!
 Lord_Hosk: Quick someone text everyone
 hyralt: Steamed clamps?  No, I said steamed hamps.
 gnyrinn: @TruPhantomAngel Thanks. Looking for Joe Chouinard frasier will give it.
 PharaohBender27: 50%
 SymphonySolstice: 50
 PharaohBender27: WHEELER
 Dumori: 
  r10pez10: chat he did a phone bit
 Sorator13: WHEELER
 Strebenherz: wheeler no
 exeJayce: ooooo we're halfway thereeee
 BrowneePointz: welp I just had to stop Siri
 flatluigi: uh oh
 glitched_goddess: self sealing steamed hams
 LittleVesuvius: wheeler WHY
 Peregrine234: oh no
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Challis2070: Um.
 GhostValv: D:
 HedWund:  
 flatluigi: WHEELER
 Diabore: WHEELER
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 DeM0nFiRe: WHAT
 emilevitt: 
 Plasterboard: That's kinda not cool
 definenull: uhhhh
 CaptainSpam: WHEELER
 HedWund: bad Wheeler!
 little_lyons: omg
Grumpingtoon: don’t hang up
 myknorman: unhinged
 LittleVesuvius: thankfully I turned off Hey Siri
 v_nome: Oh noooo
 mulligan2six: Uh oh
 dm818: Wheeler bad!
 PharaohBender27: Oh my God I can hear the poor operator
 DiscordianTokkan: ruh roh
 RockPusher: 
 shendaras: lol
 exeJayce: wheeler omg
 Flyingdelorion: I'm dying here!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 60
Grumpingtoon: stay on the phone and talk to them
 I_Am_Clockwork: shut it down
  r10pez10: wheeler
Sergue_Thorien: Oh no
 DirectorStephanie: Wheeler! 
 little_lyons: they will call you back if you hang up
GedankenPalast_: 
 ghyllnox: "Sorry I was streaming, it was a joke" ???
 bobmedrano: 65!!
 xantos69: Astounding.
 PhoenixMelior: Oh fuck
 hd_dabnado: 
 Sorator13: jesus christ
 DeM0nFiRe: Wowee
 ToppHat: BEEJ TIMING
 dm818: That may not be fine
 CaptainSpam: UM
 ghyllnox: WHEELER!!!
 NimrodXIV: welp
 HedWund: now ems is gonna show up
 underhill33: 
 skintbint: hahaha phenomenal
 Valkryir: self swatted
Grumpingtoon: otherwise they have to send someone if there’s a hangup
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 LittleVesuvius: you may have to explain to EMS because they do call back
 Sorator13: no, but police will
 PhoenixMelior: Fire technically shows up first
 hvhTim: OMG THE BEEJ PHONE DROP
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beej had to be the adult?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hi Beej!
 LittleVesuvius: I'm so glad I turned off Hey Siri
 Vinewood_OG: Door kicked down, flashbang.
 FadedOasis: The police will show up to see why you called 911.
 Duudeman1620: How many more subs do we need for steamed hams?
 DunderCat: they don't send ambulances without a situation description I don't think
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Beej
 glitched_goddess: if you butt dial they’ll typically at least send a cop
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 ghyllnox: Turns out we find out where the moonbase is because Wheeler hung up on 911
 bytecaster: Oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LittleVesuvius I turned it off in so many places to make sure it STAYED THE FUCK OFF
 RockPusher scratches a big old 0 up on the "hours since last "incident"" board
 Sorator13: *deep sigh*
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: offer scones, they will be appeased
 GasCityGaming: They might actually send a cop btw
 evilspoons983: ffs Wheeler don't say hotwords for phones on the air
 zigboy22: 
 Micalovits: That gonna make a mark on the table
 LittleVesuvius: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh man I could NOT get it to turn off on my old work phone so it basically stayed muffled in a coat pocket until I quit that job.
 Strebenherz: uhh you might have to deal with a cop
 Lord_Hosk: I feel like forcing someone's phone to call 911 is like 10 points off in the judging
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we up to 70 or 75 now
 Plasterboard: Yes! Place it CLOSER to Cori
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Grumpingtoon: and that’s how wheeler, making a joke, got ems and fire called to the moonbase during a subathon
 PhoenixMelior: Hey uh, someone should mind the moonbase entrance
 ShifuDaxiongmao: how hot is it vs marking the table surface?
 definenull: that’s what all the five bucks were for
 HedWund: 
 Peregrine234: oh dear...
 bytecaster: Professional Ian
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 Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think I've ever seen a real human use Hey Siri with actual intention
 PhoenixMelior: Omg they did call back!
 bobmedrano: 71??
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Sergue_Thorien: Good guy Ian
 RockPusher: Tell the operator we have footage
 PhoenixMelior: Mic 5
 ghyllnox: 
 Strebenherz: LOL
 Xenguin47: I have joined the Sub-a-thon!
 Its_VeeBot: LMAO
 bytecaster: We are currently live
 kodama_dw: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity I have seen ian use it during TTSF when his hands are covered in horrible goo to set timers
 mulligan2six: I've never seen someone get written up and dismissed on a live-stream
 zigboy22: KEK
 fastlane250: Amazing
 LittleVesuvius: @Boopity I have. My coworker used to use it to input directions when driving
 Sorator13: this is definitely going well
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 HedWund: when is wheeler quiet?
 Sorator13: so wheeler, about that pro-D day...
 NJDFan82: Thank you for the gift sub, @Duudeman1620! 
 Rafgmorais:  
 PharaohBender27: Should I clip this or would that be incriminating evidence that LRR would not appreciate?
 ghyllnox: There are some things, Wheeler, that we don't say as jokes
 CAKHost: Should we consider that Judge intimitation strats? XD
 CaptainSpam: "...and no, there is no live video evidence of how this phone call happened.  Certainly not."
 LittleVesuvius: we could not use our phones to redirect while driving and I had my hands full
 PhoenixMelior: So what have we learned today everyone?
 Plasterboard: There should be some punishment to be doled out to Wheller
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @HedWund Excellent question. Next question?
 Duudeman1620: 77?
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 FadedOasis: Wheeler, how many viewers phones did you also activate?
   Anubis169: A mixer that doesn't mix?!
 Kentosaurus: we almost had a very memorable subathon
 GasCityGaming: Yeah, they take that serious, friend of mine is a 911 operator
   Anubis169: What is this, the previous segment!?
 bytecaster: They just can tune into the stream
 Vinewood_OG: This is about to be the end of Holy Grail
FurthestChunk: this is why he's banned from desert bus
 Sorator13: @Kentosaurus I think it's very possible that still happens tbh
 ghyllnox: Cut to "the females"
 Boopity: @LittleVesuvius Ah
 RockPusher: "We"
 Reaper_IsMyName: we like to have fun here
 Strebenherz: I think the lesson is dammit wheeler
 Plasterboard: "We"?
 Masslost: well the next question is what can wheeler do next to top calling 911
 Sorator13: "We"
 PhoenixMelior: Get the ukulele
 Molladia: that’s calls for a meeting with your manager and HR
 Shadowsoflife: we?
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 TheOrigamiGamer: Wheeler is banned from DesertBus?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is never a good joke, the good joke is "play [insert Yakuza song]"
 ContingentCat: "we"
 ShifuDaxiongmao: tell them to tune in to the channel, they can see who "called"
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: how many Subs for a Horse Joke?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think we are up to 80 or 85 now?
 RockPusher: 
 Duudeman1620: 92?
 NotCainNorAbel: but I love the horse joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Maybe that is the 3rd bonus tier
 witchy_snake: Was it not because of the horse joke?
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 WhoseGamewasitZ: was it the horse joke?
 LittleVesuvius: @Boopity I live in a state where hands free cell phone use for directions is fine but touching it is not. And I was carrying some very expensive samples so...
 CAKHost: Does that mug say YEET on it?
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maliciously_malkavian: how many subs for no horse joke
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  ani_laurel: @DiscordianTokkan thanks for the sub
   Anubis169: Wheeler was banned back in Desert Bus East
 ContingentCat: Thanks for the mute before mixing Angel 
 Irsaan: Cori is my favorite part of this segment.
 saucemaster5000: if we go over 100 you have to start the count over of course
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 radioshackraider: See, I don't believe Wheeler is banned from Desert Bus, but nobody at the Moonbase will ever contradict his bit
 Xenguin47: Noise?
  r10pez10: that's pleasing to watch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Angel cares about our ears
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: #TeamOrder on the number of Bits!
 Molladia: @Irsaan easily
 ALLxISxLOST: how much jello do you think you could suffer through?
 BlindPathfinder: that sounds wrong
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 LittleVesuvius: I'm like 90% sure he has guest starred on Desert Bus
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 TheKingWiggins: how many subs for Beej and Ian road trip stories ?
   Anubis169: So much subbage!
 BlindPathfinder: hamtime
nyoomgoom: having had 911 respond to a glitching landline that was dialing random stuff by itself, it's their duty to respond to everything with 100% seriousness. they will show up at your house at 3am
 Boopity: @LittleVesuvius That's fair
 NorthstarTex:  time!
 skintbint: wait why did you get banned from desert bus wheeler
 exeJayce: ayyy we got over 100, good job everyone 
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 Duudeman1620:     hamtime
 dyyyyylansmith: Subbing bc wheeler is an absolute bafoon and im here for it
 Sorator13: @skintbint (wheeler did not actually get banned from desert bus)
 bobmedrano: STEAMED HAMS
 Irsaan:  the 
 h3rsh3yb4r: @skintbint the incident
  r10pez10: (chat he's not actually banned, it's a bit about telling the horse joke)
 CAKHost: Nommy 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheKingWiggins I don't know but how many to add Cori and Heather commentary to that
 superdude097: @PharaohBender27 Just saw you gifted me a sub! Thanks so much!
   Anubis169: I can smell that from here...
 Sorator13: please do not murder the hot plate while Ian is explaining to 911 that they don't need to visit
   Anubis169: 
 PharaohBender27: No problem, @superdude097 ! 
 Shadowsoflife: @skintbint The horse joke, it went to long  (is his a joke)
 Isaac3567: I once pocket dialled 911 while shovelling at like 5am. When they called back I had to verify a bunch of info just in case
 bobmedrano: YES
 MomoNo9: How many subs  needed to cover Whheler's legal fees?
 exeJayce: we're well past that, Wheeler
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that has nothing to do with Siri, that’s just Ian
 ContingentCat: It was a matter of time, I wonder what got him
 CAKHost: Couch, abandoned
 NotCainNorAbel: should he be?
 Its_VeeBot: Yes, and
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 hyralt: We're somewhere between 105 and 112?
 Vinewood_OG: Uninvited
 CAKHost: Well sort of
 RockPusher: perfect timing Angel
   Anubis169: well now it's just ambiguous
FurthestChunk: Can you say that louder and slower
 Spades_Slicc: Is that a "Flag of Chicago" mug?
 SnackPak_: I'm sorry you had to find out this way
 PharaohBender27: @Spades_Slicc It is
omegamarkel: he said no for the bit
 CAKHost: Couch with left LRR behind
 ghyllnox: 
 Irsaan: Wheeler getting called out live is hilarious
   Anubis169: LOL
 e_bloc: Ben is not banned, he's timed out for 10,000 days
 DeM0nFiRe: 
chaos5896: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlightedCoweringWoodcockDansGame-xHpVSbNS3S5FdxjE
 SparksElemental: Been wanting to say, Wheeler, whatever you've been doing you're looking good lately
 Boopity: The truth come out
 BlindPathfinder: where is wheeler getting the kids
 emilevitt: 
 whitefirecomix: Oh hey Ian's out of prison
 saucemaster5000: johnny influenzaseed
 Flyingdelorion: LOL
 Vinewood_OG: Just like Kelsey Grammer
NerdSoda: Im not a scone person (a sconnoisseur, if you will) - are they better warm or cooled?
shushu2539: kudos for not knocking over anything over that table full of spillable stuff
 ghyllnox: Nelson 
 ContingentCat: Making business for desert bus
 CAKHost: Something something, a horse joke...?
 spethycakes: they did say last year....
 CodeIndigo: ben, you don't need to come here to make kids sick
 eshplode: That's good. He's ensuring there's still a need for Child's Play
 bobmedrano: @SparksElemental Fiber baby
 Strebenherz: Wheeler isn't banned, we're as confused as you are
 Gekyouryuu: He's out of town. You're out of time. But we're out of our heads when he's not around.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NorthstarTex: so how many subs for the horse joke?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Angel's baking is aspirational, I want to be able to bake stuff that people smell from home
 IanAllenBird: whoa
 flyman347: coughing on children in the icu
 Sorator13: so genuinely, someone should probably keep an ear out for police/ems/fire knocking on the door, cause they might do that...
   Anubis169: Angel's mic seems to be off 
 radioshackraider: Pizza Scone?
 RockPusher: Look, we all know Ian was going to go to jail some day, we just didn't think it would be because of Wheeler.
 Flyingdelorion: Is Angel muted?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Due to the mixer
 hyralt: @NorthstarTex We're well over 100 now
 Duudeman1620: 
  r10pez10: the mic is off because of the mixe
 ContingentCat: @Anubis169 She turned it off before mixing
 Sorator13: Angel is intentionally muted because mixer noises, yeah
   Anubis169: ahh
 PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 She deliberately turned it off because mixer
 Micalovits: Angel is muted for our ears
 bobmedrano: LMAOOOOOOO
 SparksElemental: @bobmedrano Fiber? More grains and such?
 flatluigi: wheeler is going to get murdered
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
   Anubis169: how considerate 
 e_bloc: wasnt sure what to expect from the subathon, but streaming on mixer wasn't it
 Dumori: Wheeler is fighty tonight
 spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig in my case, that would constitute chemical warfare (because my cooking is so bad)
 ContingentCat: Also that reason
 CAKHost: Don't mix mixers with Mics. It no good
 mulligan2six: @Dumori tonight??
 paulthemapguy: plot twist: all the slurs are directed at Wheeler
 BlindPathfinder: jup id be weird
 BrowneePointz: there’s a joke about Mixing in there
 bobmedrano: @SparksElemental Yeah he talks about it a decent amount in his streams! He's given great advice on easy ways to hit your macros
 Irsaan: @Dumori What an odd spelling of "always"
 glitched_goddess: I googled it and one of the Google auto completes was “Benjamin wheeler mass shooting”. and apparently according to another site wheeler and Angel have a daughter but wheeler raises her by himself and Angel left ages ago.
 CAKHost: C-c-combo MIxer --> Headphone users
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Homemade whipped cream takes so long to make and is WORTH IT when not overly sweet
  r10pez10: lies? on the internet?
 Shadowsoflife: @glitched_goddess ??? weird.
   Anubis169: Has anybody ever made things deliberately dyed wrong? Green for strawberry, Yellow for blackcurrant, Purple for lime, etc
 Boopity: The red will make it go fast
 ContingentCat: I imagine working with Ian Been and Wheeler you hear a lot of things
 e_bloc: when you go to drink what you think is coke and its dr. pepper
 Kasran: "pay attention, bond. this hand mixer is capable of beating your cream to stiff peaks. it can also make you hard."
 Boopity: @Anubis169 That sounds evil
 RockPusher: Brains are easily misled
 flatluigi: probably should have a large red stain on the floor after accidentally calling 911
 ContingentCat: *Beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Not outside the House of Lies
 BrowneePointz: colored sugar! that’s a Mom special
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Thanks evolution
 the_lone_bard: Why does your pink salt come in a pringles tube?
 BrowneePointz: brings me back
 Its_VeeBot: @Anubis169 Beanboozled
 flyman347: @Kasran 
   Anubis169: ooo
 SparksElemental: @bobmedrano Neat! I need to do something frfr
 Its_VeeBot: Though I guess that's the exact opposite isn't it
 Its_VeeBot: It's the correct coloring that could imply two different things
 hd_dabnado: 401Kream
 googoltudoris: is it bad that i'm still not entirely sure if angel and wheeler are actually together or if they've both just committed very hard to a weird bit?
   Anubis169: nom
ComradeMik: wheeler, thanks to you and angel, i started learning mahjong while in hospital for chemo.
 BrowneePointz: also do yall know the wet paper towel trick for anti sliding your cutting board
 CAKHost: I mean there are some heirloom varieties of tomatoes that are purple, I have seen
 GhostValv: ah yes, have to avoid the cream creep
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 Irsaan: Do we have an ETA on judging? Trying to figure out if I have a time to leave briefly
 the_lone_bard: A failed experiment? On tinker tailor? Never.
 BlindPathfinder: acid and tomato paste
 DunderCat: @Its_VeeBot boozebeaned?
 CAKHost: I assume they will still taste of tomato
 Bruceski: !next
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 ghizmou: a lil sugar or acid perhaps
 glitched_goddess: that sounds amazing ngl
 flatluigi: @googoltudoris they are in fact together
 Boopity: I've never heard of tomato whipped cream, so I cannot even imagine what the flavor is supposed to be
 TotallyDefiant: Now does Ben know a joke about a horse
 RockPusher: Is there enough acid in the paste to curdle the cream? Can we get tomato sour cream?
 Irsaan: @Bruceski 
 BrowneePointz: Tomato Butter is a D&D name
 BlindPathfinder: beej is in the building
 Mazrae: Doesn't sugar help with tomatoes
 radioshackraider: Tomato Cream Pies?
shushu2539: not as bad as thic Tang cream
 bobmedrano: @SparksElemental it's all about mindset and consistency in my experience. not to sound corny or anything, but you gotta WANT it. Once you build the habit, it becomes part of your routine and it becomes no big deal. You got this.
 Sorator13: Graham, no
 CAKHost: The Beej is present?
 Jezus38: G did the nixon special, he could tank that
 h3rsh3yb4r: do we have access to fresh tomatoes to make tomato water? it's loaded with umami
   Anubis169: HURK
 BrowneePointz: that’s how you get sick
 HedWund: The cowd udder what?
 Strebenherz: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I gagged a little
 Reaper_IsMyName: im gonna yartz
Lobo_Apache: sounds udderly horrific
 morteica: WTF?!
 CrossXhunteR: is the dulce going to explode
 ContingentCat: That's how that kink got discovered
 CaptainChibale: the dulce is cooling
 Kasran: 
 Duudeman1620: 
   Anubis169: I've only made the mistake of using double cream with a dessert once instead of single... that shiz is heavier than wedding cake
 Zu_o: that seems like the best opening to a horror game I've ever heard. Opening line, "You aren't getting supper til you finish this udder!"
 SparksElemental: I, for one, want to see the tomato jerky stream
 patbaer: hey I just got here... is Cory being punished?
 Jmonkey49: That was a family guy joke about Tom green
 CAKHost: Dulce is safely by Cori
 HedWund: That can was bulgy
 BrowneePointz: tomfoolery
 NorthstarTex: where's our steamed  s? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Probable unnecessary PSA: do not drink from the cows udder directly. So much poop on there
 GasCityGaming: Malarkey
 Mathwyn: Mischeif
   Anubis169: Clockularity
 Its_VeeBot: Flipflappery
 korvys: Mr Foolery?
 BrowneePointz: Jests
 FickleMuse: bits
 zeathean: hijinks
 patbaer: autocorrect no! It's Cori not Cory
 BlindPathfinder: goofs
 RockPusher: Shenanigans
 HedWund: Skylarking
 bobmedrano: @Thefluffiestguineapig heard
 CrossXhunteR: time for a good ol donnybrook
 BrowneePointz: Gaffes
 momalyd: Horse play
 doubleo21: monkey shines
 MrPipboy3000: Bruhaha
 Shadowsoflife: misfits
 NorthstarTex: silliness
 SparksElemental: Chicanery
epsilon_vee: what's a word for calling the cops as a bit 
 hvhTim: goofs, gaffes, gallants
 CAKHost: Well someone will make one now!
 ContingentCat: Bafoonery
 gnyrinn: Well, then you would be tempted to "Rock around the Joc" and that just wouldn't do.
 Gekyouryuu: it's a sign of the differences in the animal kingdom that what horses consider play, monkey's consider business.
  r10pez10: woodcock 500
 CAKHost: Pie zone: Shenanigans 100%
 LordZarano: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
 Vinewood_OG: Bafflegab or Gobbledygook?
 patbaer: Tomfoolery is a personal fav
epsilon_vee: there we go
FurthestChunk: now bond, this pen will call 911 when you click it, and it will also make you incredibly hard
 Its_VeeBot: Heehoos and Hahas
 Shadowsoflife: skullduggery
 hd_dabnado: certified Shenanigans
   Anubis169: lol
 GasCityGaming: what's that classic background sneaky music that's like a picsicato violin?
 I_Am_Clockwork: snrk
 Zu_o: I feel like this was the music for when they went to the onsen
 korvys: Oh, that explains the onion from Parappa the Rapper - he's a rap scallion
 definenull: j a u n t
 CAKHost: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
 Sorator13: this is excellent bakeoff music, yeah
 BlandSpice: Oh yeah that's the sound of shenanigans
 RockPusher: Road Quest Soundtrack is really good
 HbombAndFriends: Hey, @PatBaer!
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Sorator13: be sure to play that when the cops come to check on Angel and Cori
 DunderCat: intro reminds me of a FFIX track
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian with the knees got me
ladiesloveloki: I would have suggested maybe a drp or two of worchestershire sauce for the cream
 Lord_Hosk: I sent in a mine-o-clock clock where the faceplate was custom printed to have the 9 changed to the stream logo
 PhoenixMelior: Fhats the music for the officer checking on the moonbase
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: shenanigans is my favourite song on the soundtrack
 ClodiumSoride: @korvys ......... TIL
 hd_dabnado: Sneaky Sneak?
 flatluigi: fell in love with a girl
 RELDnahcire: in the hall of the mountain king?
 maliciously_malkavian: thats powerhouse right
 chibi_bento: suddenly I find myself inexlicably unaware of who is putting the stickers on the cars.
  r10pez10: it's literally called "pizzicato"
ladiesloveloki: *drop
 hd_dabnado: Sneaky Snitch
 CAKHost: XD
 GasCityGaming: Sneaky Snitch!
 ContingentCat: The pink panther music?
 aislynn_13: We listen to the road quest soundtrack every time we go on a camp trip and my kiddo loves that trip
 youcantlistentobuttons: Graham I love you shirt!
 aislynn_13: Trio*
  r10pez10: oh different piece
 Its_VeeBot: pizza cutter violin, got it 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WimpyRoundBadgerRlyTho-slRF4holnnUwdvgR
 Shadowsoflife: @ContingentCat Same thought
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
   Anubis169: 
 ghyllnox: "Accidentally"
 PhorrestGaze: mine are similarly triangular
 Sorator13: I'm not sure if you can say that was "accidental", bud
 lordofkatz: Does anyone remember how many subs you have to give to get the orange badge?
 Duudeman1620: 5
FurthestChunk: did the cops kill ian
 PharaohBender27: @lordofkatz 5 or more
 lordofkatz: Thank you!
 flyman347: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 5 subs
 RockPusher: I would be running cold water on that can
 Sorator13: 5 in one go, mind
 hvhTim: 5 at once correct?
 Zu_o: the problem is it's not tearable wheeler
 LittleVesuvius: ian is audible
  r10pez10: some monk centuries ago, probably
 CAKHost: I think Scones always looked like triangles to me 
 tehfewl: the paper is supposed to be tearable
 googoltudoris: wheeler, that wasn't "accidentally", that was "negligently"
 RockPusher: otherwise the requisite cooling might take a while
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 ghyllnox: Is Angel's mic still supposed to be muted?
 GhostValv: the box on that parchment is annoying as hell
 hamraffle: Parchment is supposed to be tearable wheeler
 LittleVesuvius: @Zu_o I can't manage to not tear mine when I bake
 lordofkatz: Too late!
 SparksElemental: So what hour does Gibb take over the subathon?
 Mysticman89: @lordofkatz Thanks for the gift sub!
 Sorator13: @ghyllnox I think so, she mentioned she's going to use the mixer again I think
 hvhTim: @SparksElemental the hour after the cops come
 RockPusher: But the exlucsive colourway, Graham! 
 kat2kool:  
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 DarkMorford: Hey chat, what are we making?
 LittleVesuvius: exclusive colorway?
 Its_VeeBot: @DarkMorford A mess.
  r10pez10: DarkMorford tomato whipped cream
 Duudeman1620:   
 Sorator13: @DarkMorford Scones, NSFW Bond jokes, and negligent 911 calls
 RockPusher: DarkMorford Scones!
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 DarkMorford: @Its_VeeBot As is tradition.
 ghyllnox: @hvhTim Yeah, the hour the cops do come, that's peak content
 PhorrestGaze: we must imagine the tomato cream whipper as happy
 codatski: Making more fruit cake this holiday G?
 SparksElemental: @hvhTim I need to set my clock for this? Lol
 RassilonDND: Thank you for not generating fomo over 30 dollars
 Zu_o: @LittleVesuvius my condolences to your mother.
 Invitare: I believe Adam does Graham's stunts
 chibi_bento: Cori just sitting quietly in the corner throughout all of this is remarkably amusing to me.
 FlameFighterSRG: Woo! Thanks for the sub @Driosenth
 Its_VeeBot: @DarkMorford Additionally, we're making... accidental 911 calls.
 DunderCat: I missed it but how much tomato paste is in the cream so far? 2-3 Tablespoons?
 LittleVesuvius: @Zu_o I missed something, are we talking about parchment paper
 RassilonDND: Xanax is almost as expensive per pill. Thanks american Healthcare -_-
 Zu_o: @Zu_o (the sourdough starter.)
 BlindPathfinder: surely a bechamel sauce with tomato would have been more reliable than cream
 PhoenixMelior: I thought she lived in the US
 PharaohBender27: *That's* why Wheeler summoned 9-1-1!
 HedWund: 
 kingandcommoner: Okay Jerry, let's take a breath
 CrossXhunteR: i am unsure if that is recommended advice
 poipal: Witticisms
 poipal: Sallies
 James_the_Dabbler: so glad they made that joke
 flyman347: Kramer!
 Zu_o: @LittleVesuvius no no, I was just making another bad joke
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Cori
 IanAllenBird: hi cori!
 RedAlexxis: Cori Cam
 Its_VeeBot: Live Cori reaction
 ghyllnox: LMAO
 patbaer: Is Cori in Time Out?
 LittleVesuvius: @Zu_o Oh. I haven't tried since I went gluten free, i think the consistency will be different without glluten
 RandomTrivia: 
 HedWund: 
 CrossXhunteR: check the tape
 WiJohn: You are observed
 sgowell: oh no
 poipal: Devilment
 LittleVesuvius: @Zu_o oh lol no worries
ladiesloveloki: I stand bby
 DunderCat: time to check the tapes
 RassilonDND: Vst?
 Driosenth: 2
 Its_VeeBot: LoadReadyRun
ladiesloveloki: Oh darned keyboard
 momalyd: There are FOUR lights!!
 poipal: "frolicsomeness" is one I haven't seen before
 KeytarCat: There are two dots!
 CAKHost: Always back to James Bond XD
 Reaper_IsMyName: vst we need a full sweep
 spethycakes: there are technically three dots on that apron
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CarefulGloriousFrogSMOrc-TwM1nKSF39Yb2M7W
  r10pez10: angel turns and has four
 LPS_97: I went back in the vod, there never was a third dot
 ContingentCat: @patbaer She's judging
 RedAlexxis: Surprise dot?
 Zu_o: @LittleVesuvius I hope your stomach appreciates it. When my father stopped with the gluten he got a lot less agressive. I hope it benefitted your moods as well.
 trainpants: anyone who finds the dot in their scone has good luck for the year
 Xenguin47: Scoooooone
 Bruceski: it was gone when this segment started
 ClodiumSoride: is this going to be like the baby in a king cake>
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @momalyd Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterprise
 xantos69: My wife and I have been rewatching Columbo.  How much money do I have to pay to get LRR to do a rewatch podcast of that?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: if you find it it your scone, you win!
 ghyllnox: "Two-dots Wheeler" they call them
ladiesloveloki: *I stand by my suggestion of Worchestershire sauce
 MTigress: confirming he had a missing dot since the start
 hyralt: Orthodox Baker
 PhoenixMelior: Orthodox evil
 korvys: Orthodox Canadian
 RassilonDND: Did Ian absorb a dot and now hes a lieutenant
 Bruceski: I just rolled the vod back and checked
 spethycakes: Unorthodox, 100%
 flatluigi: is getting dedotted like getting defrocked
  r10pez10: it looks like goofy
 DunderCat: @xantos69 a LRR Columbo podcast would be pretty good, but have you watched any of pushingupRoses videos? She does Murder She Wrote and occasionally a Columbo
 Mollylele: @xantos69 "Columboys" exists currently at a cost of $0 to you
 flatluigi: graham and wheeler compared head?
 CAKHost: Wait what happen to Wheeler's Dot?
 Dumori: Get out the Calipers!
 RedAlexxis: deflated tote
 niccus: alright now the rat is safe to start controlling
 korvys: Actually at the start of the stream, he only had 1 - he's grown one since 
 Dog_of_Myth: Love that idea
 IanAllenBird: just swirlies
 Driosenth: The apron only had two dots at the beginning of the stream
 BlindPathfinder: hard to do with hair
 CAKHost: Huh
 ClodiumSoride: Ben and Adam figured out that the best way to measure head size is with controller cords
 eshplode: Phrenology on LRL?
 spethycakes: with or without glasses?
 kat2kool: idk about Lrr phrenology
 Bruceski: Loading Ready Run Soaks Their Head.
Driosenth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 128 months!
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 PhoenixMelior: A face off, now with full head?
 RandomTrivia: 
 codatski: Well see it this Saturday folks
Robin_NotABird: phrasing
 hyralt: I think Graham wins on crown width, but Wheeler has more volume overall
 RassilonDND: Theres an entire episode about head size in Tacoma FD
 SparksElemental: NGL I relate to Cori in this moment. Sit just at the edge of camera and observe
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: just get smaller and smaller hats until it doesn't fit on one head but does the other
 Sorator13: Hi Cori!
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @eshplode even better, displacement phrenology
 korvys: https://i.redd.it/49t8dot3ir421.jpg
  r10pez10: sa sa le le
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 Its_VeeBot: Continued Live Cori Reaction
 Mollylele: Cori looks like their parole officer
 ContingentCat: hi Cori 
 Duudeman1620:  
 hamraffle: Sard Yale
 h3rsh3yb4r: how can we do head displacement when there's a LRR member with cavernous ear canals?
 SparksElemental: Cori is auditing the stream
WizardOfDocs: Yard Sard was in a Hustle intro once
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: Cori is representing health and safety
WizardOfDocs: I think it was James making the sign
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/O1H1JUd.png
 RealGamerCow: looked like a prog rock video
 spethycakes: oddish?
 Bruceski: odderish
omegamarkel: pokemon!
 Seagulyus: its a buried oddish!
 Its_VeeBot: Oddish-ish
 PhoenixMelior: Odd.
 Mollylele: if only there was a specific hat for the safety monitor
 definenull: Is odd-ish
 GhostValv: just Odd
 RassilonDND: So its just odd-ish
 the_lone_bard: Unfinished Oddish is just a blueberry left too long.
 Reaper_IsMyName: its not weird, just a little oddish
 Sorator13: so... an Oddish-ish?
 RELDnahcire: we've lost the thread?
 BrowneePointz: it’s an Oddish-ish
 SparksElemental: Odd-like?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull That explains why she is on Angel's side of the screen
 Queenhollylolly: oh shoot! stepped away to get a treat and was gifted a sub like 20 mins ago. Thank you kind stranger!
 RandomTrivia: Oops 
 tehfewl: i like unfinished Oddish
   Anubis169: 
 Nathade: no a potish is a potted oddish
TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Baking Jumpscare
 Earthenone: finally hats on the "capped" subathon was tired of the false advertising 
 Lysander_salamander: noooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 RassilonDND: Give Wheeler a nerf gun?
  r10pez10: why is physical comedy always funny
 spethycakes:  
 LPS_97: Wheeler's in the trenches
 DaxStrife: I do not like Uncomfortable Cori Cam.
 CAKHost: XD
 Peregrine234: i zoned out for two seconds and now i'm confused
 WhoseGamewasitZ: its the meme
 CaptainChibale: bye cori!
 Reaper_IsMyName: its like an early aughts drama movie cover but they need to blow up the moon
Dethrizu: why is this giving the californians
 ContingentCat: Tag yourself I'm Cori
 Zu_o: @Peregrine234 the true desertbus experience
 MomoNo9: I think Nelly watching from the couch makes it better
 trainpants: I'm on the knowyourmeme page of yard sard and there's literally a link to a commodore hustle
 kat2kool: omg someone on browser please clip that
 GhostValv: wait... am I Rogue?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ComfortableExuberantFlyWOOP-iEHCoaIRgeUb-wWa
 Its_VeeBot: LoadingReadyRun: Home of the biggest fucking dorks on the planet
 Kentosaurus: day 2 of the subathon and already sleepover energy
 BrowneePointz: Rogue is PRETTY extroverted though
 kodama_dw: 
 CAKHost: The Shoots all of them!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TiredAcceptableKoalaFutureMan-TkExFXk1EqNe6BCP
 RockPusher: So sim-Angel complaining about too many people was accurate
 Flyingdelorion: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 HedWund: 
 TheCactaceae: 
 Earthenone: ben respond her? he hardly knows her
 kat2kool: thank you Sorator13!
 PhoenixMelior:   
 LittleVesuvius: what lol
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAH
 SnackPak_: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 RassilonDND: The next crapshots
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 MAPBoardgames: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Buffer Power Hour at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, did I miss the wrestling?
 Vinewood_OG: I guess you're not ready. But your kids are gonna love it.
 Reaper_IsMyName: its Max Clearance's cousin
 RandomTrivia: Is that what the llama was called? 
 definenull: Oh time for the power hour?
 BrowneePointz: safety dance still works as a gag
 GasCityGaming: Use the right to censor music
 Artificer_Evan: ben responder could be a crapshot
 kat2kool: his emergency is clearly that he’s not hard
 maliciously_malkavian: oh are we getting a rumble this year!
 RockPusher: Unless the cops show up, then we might have some early wrestling
  Juliamon: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 Cheezmo: Spent so long trying to connect the correct one of my 4 Amazon accounts, someone beat me with a gift sub 
 MomoNo9: Nooooo
 h3rsh3yb4r: if the horse joke was enough to get you banned from desert bus then ben responder is 100% enough to get you banned from the subathon
 ghyllnox: 
 Zu_o: 0 118 999...
 Artificer_Evan: @maliciously_malkavian I hope so.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObedientPeacefulDuckFUNgineer-8zVVN8ih8y8hpByX
 theymerLoviatar: As per usual, timezones are bullshit and the wrestling starts at 5 AM Friday for me...
 Mai_Andra: Wouldn't Wheeler's emergency be "why the long face?"
 ToppHat: Has anyone checked for a gasleak in studio C?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kat2kool No, he took too many gas station blue pills
   Anubis169: 881 999 119 725... 3
 Sorator13: we go (back) to SPACE
 HedWund: The spoopy game
 Duudeman1620: Steamed ham 
 Zu_o: lol thanks Anubis169
 ghyllnox: @ToppHat I believe we've established that the gasleak is Cori, for some reason
 Boopity: The vidya gaem
 BrowneePointz: it’s a two session game
  r10pez10: they did it for like four hours
 RockPusher: I don't think they need their whole timeslot so running a little long would be fine
   Anubis169: 
 PharaohBender27: 2745 Buffer Hour hype!
 korvys: Part of it
 the_lone_bard: "Have to" is the operative term there. If you didn't have to finish it nobody would.
 ThorSokar: kind of
 Boopity: They did like 5 chapters
 Mr_Horrible: "Now Bond, this video game contains a secret function. It'll get you Erective 80/20."
 Sorator13: though I do think they won't need anywhere near their whole timeslot tonight
 RealGamerCow: who is dead so far
 BrowneePointz: space is almost as big as Canada
 HedWund: It was two games combined and remade in the dev of it
 kat2kool: That’s what Q said!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity No, aren't we up to chapter 8?
 tehfewl: i hear they are making more space
 RatherLargeToad: how many are still alive?  could be a short stream 
 RassilonDND: Directive: find the edge of space
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikomjn
 spethycakes: In space, they can't hear you scone
 DunderCat: All the space you need for activities
 Laurence72: I do, just based on probability
 CouldntPickAUsername: I believe in Aliens, they can do anything they set their mind to
 Spades_Slicc: Believes in aliens in what way?
 Sorator13: @RealGamerCow Serge (tutorial characters), Heather (obfuscated choice by Adam), and Adam (failed QTEs by Adam)
 CAKHost: First buffer power hour then the 8020 Directive
  r10pez10: that's exactly what an alien would say
 Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh? Maybe I hallucinated because I was a bit exhausted at the time 
 IanAllenBird: I believe they can do whatever they set their hearts to
 Scy_Anide: "This room isn't round" is a terrific response
 flyman347: that’s where the annunaki live
 ContingentCat: Statistically probably but I don't think they've come here
 hyralt: They're little _grey_ men
 RassilonDND: Does life exist and do they taste good with butter
 the_lone_bard: Angel understands the vastness of space and the constraint of light-speed as a barrier.
 glitched_goddess: there’s a difference between believing in aliens and believing they’ve visited
 Reaper_IsMyName: i think X Files had it right: we have had a contact but we really just have the technology
 Cptasparagus: "they"
 BrowneePointz: ye bacterial remnants
 hyralt: Little _green_ men is ridiculous
 ThorSokar: yet
 GasCityGaming: Jams Bond dick jokes? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is non-carbon based life at the VERY bottom of the ocean
  r10pez10: is loading ready run educational
 BrowneePointz: or proto amino acids? one of the two
 CAKHost: I mean, they have found bacteria on other planets so yeah Aliens are around
 h3rsh3yb4r: the pleadians have been here for thousands of years
 RockPusher: The numbers say an intelligence we'd recognise exists but space is Very Big™ so we'll not meet them
 RealGamerCow: that's why Nebulae may taste like raspberries
 RassilonDND: Alien sourdough yeast starter?
 Mr_Horrible: Ian circling back to Lupin movies
 CAKHost: fossil bacteria
 tru_boredom: If LRR was on nebula i would propably finally get it.
 CouldntPickAUsername: Hi Wheeler
 flyman347: Ben responder
 Sorator13: Discombobulate
 Boopity: @r10pez10 Depends on your definition of "educational"
 SparksElemental: Not appearing in the Criterion Collection: Freddy Got Fingered
 Mr_Horrible: honestly not wrong
 RockPusher: Space Very Big™ Light, actually Quite Slow™
 ThorSokar: I stopped watching after the bees episode
 Shadowsoflife: Dear dr. LLR
 DunderCat: wonder if nebula requires any paywall content. but it'd be cool if the money could produce Road Quest boogaloo
 Sorator13: @Boopity to be fair, today we learned "don't make jokes about calling 911" (and yesterday we learned "Ben is a year younger than he thought")
 Reaper_IsMyName: aside from like, a few problematic episodes, it still holds up fairly well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity I mean, I've learned a lot of things but many of them were not necessarily what they were intending to teach
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, benresponder! (Today's storm count: 838)
 CAKHost: E G G
 Lysander_salamander: And the fanfic
 glitched_goddess: tinker taylor teaches you. sometimes it teaches you the right way to do things.
   Anubis169: alt.binaries.xfilesepisodes...
 Lysander_salamander: So much fanfic
 IanAllenBird: o7
 Micalovits: Nerds want to nerd with other nerds
 PhoenixMelior: Goodbye
 ghyllnox: Farewell
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RassilonDND: What was that service you paid to record tv? Slingbox?
 exeJayce: my ringtone is the TXF intro, I love it so much
@ThatOverkillGuy: will these be uploaded to the vod channel?
@OVER-KiLL: word
 Mai_Andra: Speaking of X-Files, I should watch Millennium again.
 LordZarano: @RockPusher The problem with space... too much space. Just way too much space
northos: goodbye forever, Graham 
 Sorator13: @DunderCat They generally just require a delay on releasing free content, I believe?
 Boopity: An smuggled Graham 
 kat2kool: the term shipping originated with xfiles I believe. not the concept tho
 the_lone_bard: I was enjoying the X-Files until the hospital witches episode that went ALL IN on horrific body-horror and the half of that episode I watched is still burned into my brain 15 years later...
 CAKHost: So are we going to hear the scoring later in the Sub A Thon?
   Anubis169: Catch ya later G! 
 Mai_Andra: Millennium isn't streaming anywhere, but I do have the DVDs.
 RockPusher: Be careful!
 hyralt: Try the scone with the whipped tomato cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for bonus Graham
 Mr_Horrible: going full dulce
 A_Dub888: unofficial off the record, on camera
 Dog_of_Myth: Live G reaction
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 Sorator13: @DunderCat I don't think it would, sadly
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 IanAllenBird: there's rules?
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 glitched_goddess: tres leches? en esta economia?
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 Lysander_salamander: oh chai
 HedWund: It sounds so good
 BrowneePointz: @Reaper_IsMyName Superwholock had the community fervor but not the quality
 Lysander_salamander: does it have cardamom?
   Anubis169: paulthemapguy: 0118 
 Kasran: i would DEMOLISH one of those right now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want one of those so bad
 paulthemapguy: you right @Anubis169
 zigboy22: *IN MY BELLY*
 HedWund: 
 Mr_Horrible: that sounds so fuckin' good, man
 LeonisCo: I see Wheeler has the Asian palatte for sweets
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 LeonisCo: Good man
 Reaper_IsMyName: @BrowneePointz it also lacked David Duchovny very earnestly reacting to things
   Anubis169: and rightly so, it looks amazing
 Lysander_salamander: I should make some scones
 bytecaster: Scoooby snacks
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 RockPusher: Anyone sitting on some Scone-over-IP tech they would like to share?
 paulthemapguy: Graham can't stop eating it
 kat2kool: any chance you guys can share your recipes please?
 SnackPak_: ooo
Challis2070: amazing
 ghyllnox: Daww
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 RockPusher: good rose
 HedWund:  
 Lysander_salamander: mmmmm
 SparksElemental: No Duchovny, but Bobby Singer and Castiel were a delight
shushu2539: yuuumm
 Sorator13: That's very good
 macintose: 
   Anubis169: Git! In! Mah! Belleh!
 GhostValv: 
 DunderCat: ART
 CAKHost: I had a chai tea mix with some Horchcha and it was amazing
 Duudeman1620: Rose is 
 spethycakes: apple-ause
 hyralt: Points for appearance
 kat2kool: that’s gorgeous Angel, well done!
   Anubis169: 
 v_nome: The apple looking kinda nevera14Mrchukissy
 TheLadyMakai: looks great!
 Invitare: you can just buy cans of dulce de leche
 paulthemapguy: Angel's creation gets a lot of cuteness points
 CAKHost: Aww
 Lysander_salamander: no soggy bottoms here
   Anubis169: especially with real butter
   Anubis169: scones go great
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
  r10pez10: god i gotta get scones on the way home
 myknorman: okay wheeler you're even for calling 911. Good idea.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Oh this is the truth
 Lysander_salamander: mystery ingredient
 HedWund: What's in THIS bowl!
 Flyingdelorion: Bye Graham!
 Sorator13: It's not just for the bits; it's also for the subs!
 CAKHost: Graham demands the Sheet!
 RockPusher: What's in this bowl? Naturally.
 Sorator13: (and maybe also for the doms?)
 paulthemapguy: The Great British Bake-Off but all we could find was one semi-British guy so here he is
 HedWund: Bye graham, see you later 
 Black_Blade725: but what will be in that bowl?
 TheLadyMakai: bye Graham!
 Invitare: you'll need to let them cool a bit too
 CAKHost: o/
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 RockPusher:     
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TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOO
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 DunderCat: Beeej!!!
 spethycakes: 
 ContingentCat: Hi Beej
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Duudeman1620: 
 ladyjessica: beej always with the best quips
 RockPusher: Beej judges the Whole Thing
 lordofkatz:   
ThePoliteLoon: give us a live beejdrop!
 hvhTim: beej put that on a shirt please
 exeJayce: 
 SecretOwl: 
 Flyingdelorion:  
 DunderCat: Dulce de Mitt
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 PharaohBender27: Ohai 
kirbyrocks: LMAO
 flatluigi: cori lmao
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sorator13: HAHAHA
 RockPusher: 
chaos5896: 
 SnackPak_: scandalous
 ghyllnox: LMAO
 HandedLee: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S a great clip
 Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen
 ContingentCat: Hi Kathleen 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Cori 
 Mr_Horrible: ha
 Vinewood_OG: Jeebus?
 baltimore_667083: 
 ladyjessica: amazing
 RockPusher:   
 Boopity: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Sorator13: jesus Kathleen, what a way to phrase that
garfacemcgar: "and ONLY because people expect me to"
 insanecat6mtg: 
 Boopity: Hello Kathleen
 CAKHost: XD
 Its_VeeBot: Tres Leches? En esta economia?
 SnackPak_: dang
  r10pez10: hahaha
  r10pez10: subtle
 Whatsit_the_Git:     doot doot doot, DOOT DOOT  baduhh dum, dum dum, dum dum dadadadadum rent free in the mind
GrathXVI: I mean, did chat necessarily assume Kathleen was sleeping with a MALE judge?
 MrSarkhan: 
 flatluigi: the call or the pill
 RockPusher: 
 hvhTim: oh god does kathleen know what they have been doing
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 paulthemapguy: Kathleen, master of wording things, she's writing a book
 BrowneePointz: She dumpstered you
 PhoenixMelior: We are not letting the 911 thing go
 the_lone_bard: Don't worry Ben, the judging process remains fair and in-tact.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceArbitraryCatWOOP-n0s7wke69eav5FQK
 MomoNo9: As we shouldn't
 ghyllnox: 
 DunderCat: Wheeler missed the whole thing
 RockPusher:  
 korvys: Baxter
 PharaohBender27: 
 Despoiler98: WOOOOOW
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 Sorator13: WHEELER
 kat2kool: 
 bytecaster: This is silly and I am greatly enjoying it
 Boopity: 
 paulthemapguy: Kathleen is sleeping with the judges!
 paulthemapguy: judge, rather
 PharaohBender27: @paulthemapguy I was about to say . . .
 ContingentCat: Because you have great taste Kathleen 
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 gualdhar: Serge, also sleeping with the judge we all expect
 Micalovits: Wanting by Serge
 Therberus: Serge can only taste it if he sleeps with one of the judges
 RatherLargeToad: Scones Georg is an outlier and should not be judged
 ContingentCat: Hi Serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Serge!
 RockPusher: Serge has won
 Boopity: Also, Graham isn't even a judge, he wasn't signed on for this segment 
 SnackPak_: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 DunderCat: Wheeler has been slaving away in a hot kitchen and deserves bmore praise ans snacks
 MrSarkhan: 
 SparksElemental: A wild Serge appeared!
 hvhTim: serge, the premier scone pilot of the format
 the_lone_bard: This feels like the pitch for a great british bake-off spin-off before the producers water it down and make it "Acceptable for TV."
 Sorator13: Wonder if you could do that for Regular Crispy Day\
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 theymerLoviatar: Now I presume this poll is not about who Kathleen is sleeping with
 RockPusher: Actually, what's Kathleen's take on the tomato cream
 Duudeman1620: 
 Boopity: @Sorator13 A responsible amount of crispy
 Sorator13: I also would like to know Kathleen's take on the tomato cream
 NullSigil: Irish cheddar and curry.... Is this scone themed after Britain's favorite punching bags?
 the_lone_bard: "Tomato infused whipped cream." *Kathleen stares and leaves*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish I had the confidence to bake not adhering rigidly to a recipe
 RockPusher: In this house we celebrate Regular Crispy!
 DunderCat: Kathleen taste the tomato cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_lone_bard Honestly that's a valid response
 theymerLoviatar: Call 911 to resuscitate Wheeler's phone
 ThorSokar: well, this is quite the landslide
 hyralt: Wheeler's phone died before he could call 911
 schordash: i know it was an accident and the nerves of being on air would make me panic, but i wish the accidental 911 call jokes would not happen. at the very very least, it's quite literally too soon 😓
 BrowneePointz: It may work better in concert than alone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can put it on the side
 poipal: @Thefluffiestguineapig A potential trick is to intentionally but mildly mess something up at the start. Takes the pressure off the rest of it.
 spethycakes: a discretionary dollop
 glitched_goddess: I’m actually super intrigued by the tomato whipped cream
 SparksElemental: I mean, I like tomatoes and I like whipped cream ... I just can't imagine the intersection of those two things
 Sorator13: @schordash I'm okay with some jokes about it, so long as they Do Not Do It Again
 kodama_dw: 'tomato glue'
 the_lone_bard: Tomato infused whipped glue.
 Despoiler98: mmmm tomato glue
 poipal: @SparksElemental If you've ever had tomato soup it's kind of like that but lighter imo
 Sorator13: I... I'm pretty sure you did say that, Wheeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @poipal The challenge for me is being gluten free a mild mess up is so often disastrous
 CaptainChibale: the cicadas are very loud tonight I actually had trouble hearing angel for a bit there XD
  SergeYager: Knowing nothing about the stakes or the contest at all, I'm ready to give Angel the trophy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Yup
 SparksElemental: So its more savory, then?
 A_Dub888: @SergeYager There's steak!?
 the_lone_bard: I mean, Parmesan doesn't really melt to begin with though?
 korvys: @SergeYager That just means you're the most unbiased
 schordash: @Sorator13 yeah, i guess for me we've just surpassed "some" y'know? including 
 RockPusher: oh my
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 gualdhar: LOL
 CrossXhunteR: that good huh
 Strebenherz: Ian
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Shadowsoflife:  
 Dog_of_Myth: oh no
 RockPusher: Kathleen not no-selling that
 spethycakes: 
  Foxmar320: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainChibale Same, I worry sometimes I annoy my neighbors with how loud I have my TV
 poipal: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh a mild mess up like "the batter is still a little lumpy" or something like that.
 RockPusher: that makes me worry
 hyralt: Oh wow.  I've never seen Kathleen react like that.  Kathleen "steely face" De Vere
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 ContingentCat: Lol oh no
  @jjcard: I'm back from therapy. How's everyone doing?
@OVER-KiLL: doing well, how You doin?
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
 spethycakes: but tomato jam is amazing
 hyralt: RIGHT?  Kathleen never reacts like that
 hyralt: YIKES
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 DunderCat: @SparksElemental do you like tomato soup with cream in?
 ghizmou: there s no cornstarch on shredded parmesan, it's not a sticky cheese
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I missed the poll because I was too focused on Kathleen's face
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceAggressiveSalmonChefFrank-EMuUjQcj5tLQiO6v
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 RockPusher: I'm so tempted to try making my own tomato cream now just from Kathleen's reaction…
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CourteousSquareCarabeefHumbleLife-WWyNb-RdVqBr2qLM
 Despoiler98: Kathleen "free basing" De Vere
 SparksElemental: Never had it @dundercat. Can of Campbell's and grilled cheeses for meeses
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 Lysander_salamander: do not inhale the cream
shushu2539: and a new wet one was created
 hyralt: Remember the iron stomach challenges?  Kathleen was totally unphased.  Today: totally phased.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ViscousHomelyOryxWTRuck-lB_YIxMZT7pYNCDj
FurthestChunk: don't rawdog the tomato cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "I wouldn't freebase [tomato whipped cream]" NEEDS to go in advice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or freebase tomato whipped cream should go in bad advice
 DunderCat: @SparksElemental you can put cream or milk instead of water to make richer tomato soup
 the_lone_bard: I think the funniest part is it seems to be made with straight tomato paste + salt. It might have been more acceptable with like, tomato passata.
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: tomato might work better with cream cheese
 hyralt: Is that good?
 kodama_dw: this is my pick on paper
 RockPusher: 
 schordash: good baking all 
 PharaohBender27: 
 h3rsh3yb4r: i think you just ratatouillie'd graham
 IanAllenBird: lmaooo
 TehAmelie: did someone Mention Inigo Montoya, the master of professional curtesy?
matthaus_c: the noise rock of scones
 Sorator13: bye K&G!
 accountmadeforants: For a moment the hat on Graham's hand made me think he was wearing a very loose robe. The taste-testing wizard
  Juliamon: I was the weird kid that liked it when the milk curdled a little bit in the tomato soup because it made it chewy in a really pleasing way
 SparksElemental: I wonder how tomato whipped cream would be from a whipped cream canister
TheAinMAP: 
 ContingentCat: 
 ghizmou: sabotaged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @h3rsh3yb4r Or Proust's Madeleine
 RockPusher:   
 A_Dub888:  
 WiJohn:   
 DarkMorford: Uh oh
 Kentosaurus: you got chocolate in my peanut butter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SparksElemental ..........ick
 Sorator13: now THIS is the mild kitchen disaster I was expecting today
 PhoenixMelior: Are the humans okay?
 Jmonkey49: Whipped cream made with tomato paste and Whipped cream made with tomato juice (freshly squeezed tomatoes) I bet taste really different
 iris_of_ether:   
 CrossXhunteR: a failure to plan is planning to fail
 LittleVesuvius: did something fall in the bottom of the oven
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you all not burned?
 Flyingdelorion:   
 gualdhar: still plenty of time for Wheeler to burn down the moonbase.
 Boopity: 
 Cptasparagus: the boy who cried 911
 Snowcookies: might be crumb burning
 DarkMorford: Somebody dial 91
 paulthemapguy: got a dish towel? Make sure you double layer it if you use it to grab hot stuff
matthaus_c: call 451!
 glitched_goddess: ghost busters
 adept_nekomancer: "Why did you call '8'?"
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Siri, call 911 and tell them I’m sorry”
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Angel's baking is so pretty
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProudVibrantLlamaPoooound-3wpHyoxAVV_5Wqkb
 KeytarCat: durkey's scones
 flyman347: bond if you call this number …
 the_lone_bard: Given the size of the bowl you could have probably just dipped some of the smaller ones.
 SparksElemental: Little did you know, you can burn down a moonbase
 TheWanderingNomad: What kind of scones is Angel making again?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: but who gets to lick the bowls?
 DarkMorford: And chat's glazing the chefs
 Its_VeeBot: Siri, rotate that guy's tires
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SparksElemental Even one that is orbiting underground
 BrowneePointz: @TheWanderingNomad parmesan rosemary and apple....something
 Mr_Horrible: Ian, please
 Sorator13: you have users, Ian?
 CouldntPickAUsername gets glazed by Ian
 BlindPathfinder: *blushes*
 Cptasparagus: does ACAB apply to the fashion police?
 DunderCat: @TheWanderingNomad cinnamon apple with dulce de leche
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @KeytarCat apple w/ dulce de leche, and parmesan-rosemary with a tomato cream
 LittleVesuvius: leftover curry is amazing
 ContingentCat: @Cptasparagus Yes
 Mr_Horrible: ELRRjah
 SparksElemental: @cptasparagus Would the fashion police be bitches?
  Juliamon: honestly I hate rosemary so I'd probably freebase the tomato cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This stream was exactly what I needed after discovering not only did I need some brake work, one of the brake pads was just COMPLETELY DETACHED and causing active damage to the rotor
 Vinewood_OG: You should return it.
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 kat2kool: Ed Wood is good
 DunderCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig rest in piece rotor
 IanAllenBird: @Thefluffiestguineapig oof
 patbaer: yes
 BrowneePointz: Yes. we are old
 SparksElemental: Given that I like PB & pickle, I cant possibly turn my nose up at tomato whipped cream
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh lordy. I'm glad you found out now and not later! But oof.
 Gekyouryuu: I do
 MrPipboy3000: I do ...
 ghizmou: portion that don't here
 SnackPak_: we're pretty unc here
 goombalax: @Thefluffiestguineapig its a bake off not a brake off (I'm sorry that happened)
 SFSMaus: I do
  r10pez10: they're called gene spring onions here
 Mr_Horrible: right on both counts
seemsdeece: An unknown Veggie Tales character?
 Clan_Dookie: omg i got a gifty
FurthestChunk: I only know Gene Pollinator
 Clan_Dookie: ty
 Vinewood_OG: Yes. We're all 40 and exhausted.
 raulghoulia: it stinks
 patbaer: I'm a New Englander. I know.
 SparksElemental: I know Gene Shalot from Family Guy?
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 Boopity: Who's the Sue Perkins
 Micalovits: The host can also be a judge
  Juliamon: Ian is not a judge, he's just sleeping with one
 SnackPak_: I miss Graham
 Sorator13: Graham judged before he left, I believe
 SparksElemental: Now Gene Wilder? I know of him
 Simonark: Eugene Levy’s SCTV Shalit was where I learned of him from.
 Jmonkey49: It's Gene Shalit chat
 Boopity: @Juliamon Oh my god, _multiple_ judge contacts
 KeytarCat: forescone
  SergeYager: No judging needed, Angel already #1
 Sorator13: BEEJ
 DarkMorford: I'm familiar with Gene Jackbox
 niccus: four scones and seven bits ago...
 paulthemapguy: Having Kathleen & Wheeler in the room at the same time was great. Twice the unhinged comedy
 the_lone_bard: I feel like this judge panel might not be observing international judge standards.
  r10pez10: poll said angel was better than wheeler anyway
  seepete: We need a judge judge
 Micalovits: And sometimes we really don't want to
 flatluigi: you shouldn't be straining when you're experiencing beej
 Vinewood_OG: Four scones, amd seven gruyeres ago....
 Cptasparagus: brace for beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Oh, and apparently some major commercial car resale places will sell a car without certain major fluid dipsticks, specifically automatic transmission fluid!
 the_lone_bard: @r10pez10 I mean yeah, but what about the Scones? 
 RockPusher: "Not Beej's mic pack!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej says "listen to me chew"
 flatluigi: i think that's just mythical kitchen
 southpawx7n: Beej!
  r10pez10: that's a good sketch ide
 PhoenixMelior: I don't
  r10pez10: a
 Sorator13: always add some green at the end
  r10pez10: tomato whipped cream
 Bruceski: I like to add a can of tuna, and some Hatch green chile when I have it.
 Despoiler98: I put a can of tuna in mine
 MTigress: diced up deli ham in my mac and cheeze
 kat2kool: lots of butter and extra cheese powder
 Sorator13: your choice of green, but don't leave it out
 brainbosh: Tuna and peas
 RockPusher: Dried onion flakes are an easy kick to the KD
 poipal: We talking about KD? Hot dogs in mine
 Sunidesus: butter and milk
 stippledotter: My local library has an annual teen AnimeCon and there's Chopped: Ramen Edition every year
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Frozen peas and I will do different things with the sauce
 PhoenixMelior: Thats so much butter
 Paranundrox: just pure butter yeah
 SparksElemental: Popcorn chicken & Louisiana hot sauce (started using mayo instead of butter)
 ContingentCat: Cream cheese
 Vinewood_OG: "Rosebud. Rosebud green peas. Full of green pea-ness."
 brainbosh: Half and half
 spethycakes: gotta add milk
 GasCityGaming: poor university student me found out you don't need milk
 Cptasparagus: dulce de leche
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @stippledotter That sounds amazing
 kat2kool: same, milk makes it too watery
 RockPusher: The tech I have been playing with for quick mac n cheese is sour cream
 CrossXhunteR: ooh, deluxe
 BrowneePointz: oh the velveeta style
 Veshnikard: the 1% over there
 stippledotter: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's genuinely so delightful
 PharaohBender27: @Vinewood_OG "In July . . ." (cut to Orson Welles crashing out)
 SparksElemental: Mac & cheese with mayo is creamy af
 Sorator13: squeeze cheese!
 SnackPak_: wooow
 Sorator13: 
Challis2070: Beej *is* management
 brainbosh: the liquid cheese sucks tho
 Sunidesus: the squeeze cheese tastes weird
 the_lone_bard: "Bougie" and "shelf stable cheese paste"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The velveeta style is SO salty
 kat2kool: that is absolutely the mist bougey kf i’ve ever heard of
 eshplode: I buy Annie's instead of KD. it's great
  r10pez10: what setting do you use on your blender for your KD
 LittleVesuvius: i grew up doing mac n cheese with butter instead of milk
 glitched_goddess: kd with crema instead of water or milk
 RockPusher: that and freshly grated parmesan
 kodalith: The Kenji Recipe is my go to
 CrossXhunteR: wait
 KeytarCat: 007, this cheese sauce...
 AkiraBalance27: hmmm nacho mac and cheese sounds great
 Vinewood_OG: @PharaohBender27 
 CrossXhunteR: slow down angel
 IanAllenBird: I eat it as a meal
northos: hol' up
 Sunidesus: wait, yes we do
 Sorator13: Yeah, we don't have KD like y'all do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sunidesus Yeah, that needs even more added than other
 BrowneePointz: yea that was and is a poverty meal for me
NerdSoda: Welllll
 WhoseGamewasitZ: KD and Kraft mac dont taste the same
 RealGamerCow: does anyone else have experience of Annie's Mexican Mac and Cheese?
 radioshackraider: We call it cheesy pasta here in Scotland
 brainbosh: No Americans do lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @IanAllenBird Same
 Reaper_IsMyName: woah woah woah. you cant just put me on blast by not calling it a dinner
 kat2kool: sure you don’t
 SparksElemental: As an American, Mac/cheese is a dinner option on its own
 twinnAJ: PC white cheddar is my go-to personally
 brainbosh: No, Americans do I mean lol
 CristinawithaK: I'm an american who eats it as a meal
 Vinewood_OG: Bacon bits, and some rotel
 patbaer: I eat mac n' cheese as a meal... with added meat and peas.
 PhoenixMelior: Alright this is making me too hungry, time to make dinner
 the_lone_bard: In Australia it's called "Easy mac" and it costs like $8 for a box of 5... I think I last ate it 20 years ago.
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 PharaohBender27: It IS a meal for my folks, but it's a recipe that uses several cheeses, tomato sauce and paste, and dill
 LittleVesuvius: that was a meal for me for a while. now i cant do gluten and the Annie's gf flavor is weird because it's also dairy free and like. that's not right
 CrossXhunteR: ive had kraft macaroni and cheese for a meal many times. sometimes mixed with peas and tuna, but also without
 SnackPak_: that sounds good
 BrowneePointz: that sounds great
  seepete: Wait what?  I totally grew up having mac and cheese as a meal
 eshplode: oooh
 hvhTim: Butter Chicken sauce on Gnocchi goes so hard
 spethycakes: I'm making box pasta with butter, white miso, black pepper, and parm right now
 LittleVesuvius: butter cheese sauce on fries
 CaptainChibale: I have a roommate once who added ketchup to his KD
 kodama_dw: pickle?
 FickleMuse: lol I have kraft mac and cheese for dinner more than i'd like to admit
 CrossXhunteR: pickle?
  r10pez10: pickle mention
 glitched_goddess: that sounds fire
 skysonglark: anyone tried the kd ramen?
 KeytarCat: Make it just complicated enough to be interesting
 Sunidesus: chopped up hotdogs in the maq & cheese... that'd dinner (I also eat it just by itself but with extra good cheese added)
 emilevitt: pickle?
 xantos69: Bro that is just hamberhelper
 ContingentCat: @hvhTim Absolutely agree
FurthestChunk: Pickle!?
 Mr_Horrible: wow, he said it without the stim
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hvhTim What brand of that sauce? I keep trying ones and not liking them
 spethycakes: pickle!
NerdSoda: KFC gravy is my go to addition
 Mr_Horrible: oh, no, there's the stim
 kodalith: Do that with the Kenji Recipe
 LittleVesuvius: I grew up eating kraft mac n cheese for a meal. also grew up poor
 HbombAndFriends: If I Had a Million DollLRRs
 Sorator13: My SIL taught us a pressure cooker mac & cheese recipe which is excellent
  r10pez10: positivity pickle me, boss
 Lysander_salamander: mmm pickle
 kodalith: We do it all the time here
 SparksElemental: How much can you elevate a box of powdered cheese and noodles that costs $1.00?
 realbadatthis_: Pickle no good
 Vinewood_OG: It's the "Sweet or Dill" fist fight again.
 GhostValv: radishes 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I really want a good reliable butter chicken sauce I can just slather on stuff
 flyman347: pickle?
 SparksElemental: Dill pickle. Ride or die
 zeathean: @SparksElemental How high is the sky
 hvhTim: @Thefluffiestguineapig im lazy and use kroger
 hd_dabnado: its not about Elevations its about ASCENSION
 MTigress: depends how much the gold foil costs
 ShifuDaxiongmao: gotta find a way to add some crunch
 SparksElemental: Missouri
 paulthemapguy: Sparks, NV?
Boomyakalolo: mac and cheese + bacon= nom
@Xarkana: As an American, I totally eat Kraft Mac & Cheese as it's own meal. Less so out of college though.
 GasCityGaming: White chedar mac and cheese is underrated
 Veshnikard: what we are just going to settle for out of the box?
FurthestChunk: Chris Hansen but he doesn't want that pickle lighter
 CrossXhunteR: i got hot pepper residue in my eye for the first time today. it hurts just as much as you might expect
 eshplode: upgrading cheap boxed food is so fun
 exeJayce: mac and cheese is so good
 Khalstrom: Misery
 Sorator13: Beej dropping those pearls of wisdom
 RandomTrivia: KD isn't a genre, it's a medium
 LittleVesuvius: if you have coupons it goes lower
 Mr_Horrible: minnesota would *absolutely* elevate anything like that, Hot Dish is literally a tradition of it
 glitched_goddess: I’ve done kraft Mac & cheese with salsa
 dagoth__ur_: is cory ok? she looks like shes just trying to maintain reality
 Vinewood_OG: The bar with KD is underground. Almost anything helps.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Well, I can be the "I use bread and butter pickles" target but I use the fridge ones that are honestly not truly sweet
 SparksElemental: Whoa whoa. I'm not condemning, Im challenging
Sergue_Thorien: The correct number of boxes is 0
 14zigzag: Full disclosure I just finished eating a box of Kraft with chopped up chicken nuggets
 Isaac3567: Cheapest here is 3 for $5 in Loblaws
  r10pez10: make a meal out of it, or "make a meal out of it"
 LittleVesuvius: back of the box is wrong about size and instructions
 AllTheWeasels: made some mac yesterday with habernero jack and white cheddar and it's so good
 KeytarCat: @dagoth__ur_ quite successfully!
 LittleVesuvius: I can't buy it anymore it makes me really sick.
 radioshackraider: I want KD now
 compactdisco: chorizo mac & cheese is a favorite of mine.
 goombalax: @14zigzag Struggle Katsudon
 LittleVesuvius: have yet to find a way to make gluten free mac n cheese that isn't weird
 Jezus38: my brother has been buying the protein mac & cheese. no review yet, but it sounds like they're really trying to appeal to the wrong audience
 HedWund: looks so good
 snacksmuncher69: would
 Redbassist: 😋
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hvhTim Ok, I will try that because last time wasn't just using the sauce
 RandomTrivia: Looks great
 eshplode: mmm
FurthestChunk: It's just a tribute
 SparksElemental: Shocking no one's mentioned chili mac
 the_lone_bard: I really shouldn't trash talk kraft dinner as much as I do when so much of my diet is indo-mei.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GIVE SCONE
 Rourke9: this is making me so hungry
 FickleMuse: I really like the cauliflwer mac n cheese until they atopped making it 
 Cutriss: @Rourke9 Amen sir
 BlindPathfinder: scones are not meant to be nutritious
 niccus: leave no scone unturned
 HedWund: scone by scone was a great shpw
 eshplode: Are we posting recipes like they're deck lists on FNPF?
 SparksElemental: Is it "scone" or "sconn"?
FurthestChunk: What's the macros on the scones Wheeler
 Cutriss: @SparksElemental lol that amen was meant for you, I did chili Mac all the time
 LittleVesuvius: @BlindPathfinder i mean they CAN be but I've never had one that was designed to be "really good for you" so
 ShifuDaxiongmao: milk, neutral cream cheese and a 50/50 blend of shredded mozarella and chedder... you're welcome 
 Sorator13: I will say, those scones all look very large, considering that everyone is going to be eating *four* of them...
 RockPusher: ♫ I want my, I want my, I want my Scone-over-IP ♫
 Micalovits: So bond, when you eat this scone...
 Vinewood_OG: @SparksElemental Some taco mac with fritos   
 HbombAndFriends: Highway to the danger scone
  Juliamon: Beej is mad about this
 RandomTrivia: 
 Jmonkey49: Scone or schooner?
 LittleVesuvius: Beej got too much flavor?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BlindPathfinder Unless it is VERY specifically designed to do that
 niccus: get your pumpkin spice ahead of time
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Wheeler will you post this recipe?
 HbombAndFriends: Like a rolling scone
 CrossXhunteR: did it in some tea?
 glitched_goddess: I used to make wassail with cinnamon, ale, and apple. 1000% Christmas.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to put this in my face
 RealGamerCow: you need some milk to wash that down
 SparksElemental: @vinewood_og See? I want to know lengths people are taking this humble blue box to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess NOOO I was already so hungry
 SymphonySolstice: I'm suffering but I'll get over it
matthaus_c: why would hearing soup stop them from watching
 emilevitt: no  i am, the volume is  lowered, ill deal
 emilevitt: 
 LittleVesuvius: I mean I have misaphonia but these sounds don't set it off
 RockPusher: Serge continuing to win
 Vinewood_OG: Oh misophorny
 pawssumplace: I have mild misophonia but this is fine
 pawssumplace: This is normal chew sounds
 Frazzify: $510 dollars??
 kat2kool: Mouth Sounds: stream edition
FurthestChunk: is there a misterophonia?
 goombalax: I have Miso Soup and it tastes great
 RealGamerCow: Serge is a scone enjoyer
 spethycakes: my miso pasta turned out great
 LittleVesuvius: nice
 Micalovits: Now he just needs a good cup of coffee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is Serge will want more
 CrossXhunteR: pls, speak into beej's chest
 glitched_goddess: @thefluffiestguineapig lol basically I cooked baked cinnamon butter apples in a slow cooker with ale, wine, and mulling spices
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RockPusher: *ding*
 IanAllenBird: ding
 RandomTrivia: *ding*
 Kentosaurus: spice icing = spicing
 James_the_Dabbler: Man I want scones
 ShifuDaxiongmao: is "scones with icing" an euphemism for Hockey?
shushu2539: I've never salivated more 
 Sorator13: Angel's scones look Gorgeous
 Strebenherz: daaaaamn
 RandomTrivia: Those look very fancy
 hyralt: Oh wow, the parmesan crisp and the apple rose are both beautiful
 kodalith: @ShifuDaxiongmao I spit out my coffee lol
 hyralt: I vote for Angel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess GFDI I want this now too (would suggest posting recipe in discord for all of us historical recipe type fans)
 CrossXhunteR: ever have charlotka?
 Despoiler98: presentation goes to Angel for sure
 Sunidesus: Loved discovering how easy it is to make cheese crisps. I make cheddar ones regularly
 nevermore913: Angel's sound delicious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes! Love a good News Quiz joke!
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: someone called ian being logarithmic
 Micalovits: 4 whole scones might be a lot yea
 A_Dub888: I prefer the Dragon Scale because then I can evolve my Seadra
 Sorator13: you could drink your rolling pin!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevermore913 Everything but the tomato whipped cream sounds actually orgasmic levels delicious
 Sorator13: Most milk has Vitamin D added, I believe
 MomoNo9: I'm partial to the b scale
 LittleVesuvius: milk with liquor is a drink, i am p sure milk goes in multiple cocktails
 SparksElemental: So I've never gotten a good answer. Scones are more/less like American biscuits?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @kodalith I'll consider that a compliment and hope you didn't ruin any tech. 
 momalyd: it's good that we got that clarified
 flyman347: fight milk
 flyman347: from iasip
matthaus_c: clarified milk vs. esoteric milk
 RandomTrivia: apple pie scone sounds good though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @flyman347 Goat milk can be a good alternative
 RebekahWSD: Hot Milk summer
 Despoiler98: @SparksElemental scones are generall less fluffy
 SparksElemental: More dense, eh?
 Despoiler98: @SparksElemental but it depends on the kind of biscuits you like
 RockPusher: chunky not soggy?
 Sorator13: yeah, I expect I would enjoy the apple a lot
 SparksElemental: Cheddar bay?
 LittleVesuvius: @SparksElemental I remember looking up bannock bread for something and discovering the dough is pretty similar to modern scones
 kodalith: @ShifuDaxiongmao Nah dude. All good.
GrathXVI: @SparksElemental also usually sweeter than american biscuits
 RockPusher: I too wish I was apple fritter adjacent
 momalyd: Apple fritters are a specrum
 Despoiler98: now i want biscuits and gravy
 ghyllnox: 
 TheWanderingNomad: OH MY
 KeytarCat: @SparksElemental Relatively like.  More like the dense ones than the flaky ones
 Sorator13: LMAO
 PharaohBender27: The *secret* bathroom?
 SparksElemental: Never had a scone. Irish soda bread is dope tho
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 James_the_Dabbler: This is a very Serge-coded activity
 SparksElemental: @despoiler98 I can always go for some Bs & Gs
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BenevolentElegantLettuceSquadGoals-YO93_VLiCUrV2A4K
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat So more similar to some butter biscuits than what some people think of as a stereotypical "biscuit"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also hi KeytarCat!
 kalira77: I think recipes for all these scones should be posted in discord for no reason whatsoever
 KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeh
 RockPusher: The winner on the day, truly, everyone who got to eat fresh delicious scones
 KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig hihi!
matthaus_c: need someone like Serge to give feedback on literally any activity I'm trying to improve at
 ghyllnox: Sorry a what
 DigitalSeahorse: the scones are so pretty too! 
 ghyllnox: A scon
 Sorator13: "scon" mentioned!
 Boopity: Oh Serge is locked tf in on the judging
 hyralt: Caramel?  Philistine!  It was dulce de leche
 KeytarCat: Serge takes his jobs seriously!
 SFSMaus: A schan?
 schordash: love how serge broke that down  
 SparksElemental: Serge is a food pilot. He knows what's up
 Sorator13: @KeytarCat As a former poison gas safety inspector, the man is serious about what goes into his body
 ghizmou: would you dip these in tea?
 DarkMorford: Serge doesn't mess around when it comes to judging
 Boopity: @KeytarCat See I just rewatched the LRL recently where they did poetry after eating hot peppers, and one of Serges evaluations was literally just "cup" 
 A_Dub888: 
 Vinewood_OG: "Shut up. That's why."
 RockPusher: Snake it!
 glitched_goddess: a nice black tea would be nice
 LittleVesuvius: I continue to forget that gluten free muffins are just dry compared to gluten ones.
 DarkMorford: @Vinewood_OG A fellow Blondihacks viewer?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity Serge came to do food critique, this is one of his THINGS and he is totally (not being sarcastic at all) enthusiastic about all aspects especially of a friendly competition
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 Sorator13: The scale is entirely up to you, yeah
 SparksElemental: Muffin, biscuit, scone. What's the ranking?
 Duudeman1620:    
 schordash: angel's scones look so cute! i wanna draw them ∩^ω^∩
 pleonasticTautology: Twitch gave me a discount for buying 20????
 RandomTrivia:   
 Sorator13: so you could say the first one is a 4 (meaning out of then) and then say the second one is a 50 (because you've changed your scale)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SparksElemental Each judge can decide
 ghizmou: @pleonasticTautology there's a bulk discount
 pawssumplace: Tomato cream would need SO much tomato
 DarkMorford: 🥐
 the_lone_bard: Well Serge, unfortunately this is a scone not a croissant.
 Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've never seen this side of Serge before and it is delightful 
 pleonasticTautology: @ghizmou no like, I got an additional 25% off because it's my "go-to"?
 schordash: right??? they look lovely ^ v ^
 SymphonySolstice: feeties approved
 Sorator13: oh that was a Very good noise
 RockPusher: Serge tasting things is always good television
 ghyllnox: The tippy-taps
 i_enjoy_u: Serge is a penguin?
matthaus_c: getting the stomps is +1000 points
 LadyAiluros: yeee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity You see it occasionally in G vlogs and Coffee with Serge
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 LadyAiluros: I could SEE the flakiness, those must be phenomenal
 niccus: a place here does focaccia with ricotta and tomato jam, and it's real good. i can see this
 glitched_goddess: it seems like the tomato cream needs the scone
 schordash: serge big vibing with this scone 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelievedUninterestedBaboonJonCarnage-zIcCooSgJodviDDi
 ladyjessica: beej truly is one who loves things being peculiar
 RockPusher: 
 Micalovits: Weird as hell(affectionate?)
matthaus_c: dog saliva is actually sterile, go figure
 pawssumplace: If nobody wants to eat it, melt it down, add marinara, creamy marinara
 Strebenherz: Serge I thought you were just cat allergic?
 Mai_Andra: Beej, naked without a scone would be quite peculiar.
 QuixoticScrivener: who will win the throne of scone?
 LittleVesuvius: is serge allergic to multiple furry animal ets
 RockPusher: Good News Beej!
 Sorator13: @LittleVesuvius yep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus NGL I would be more on board with this being a tomato jam. Tomato jam is good on a savory baked good especially of the cheesy variety. The whipped cream is where you lose me
 phoenixfeather14: @Strebenherz Serge is a lot of things allergic
 LittleVesuvius: @Sorator13 ahhh i see
 Vinewood_OG: Sconce
 SFSMaus: Schuns?
 Sorator13: sc1
 HedWund: i had to go make cookies with all the baked goods eating going on
 SnackPak_: skon
 James_the_Dabbler: Crunchy top
 exeJayce: I love that Serge has so many nice things to say, he's very positive  we need more people like him
 momalyd: Damn it! my scone store isnt open for another 6 hours
 CaptainChibale: skoon
 RockPusher: Cannot have too much cheese in a cheese scone
 Duudeman1620:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Eating the architectural wall decor, always a bold choice
 DarkMorford: LMAO
 Sorator13: someone give that man another scone
 Kramburger: Imagine having to follow that
 Boopity: 
matthaus_c: nelly's note: "banger"
 DigitalSeahorse: very very very
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We love a Serge who loves something and is very articulate
 KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig whole new meaning to chewing the scenery
 Despoiler98: SIDSEEYE
 Boopity: Cori 
 RockPusher: Cori is over there, winning
 Despoiler98: sideeye
 ghizmou: she's judging with her eyes
 Shadowsoflife: @KeytarCat gotta get that iron
 Sorator13: the grated frozen butter does a lot, eh?
 DarkMorford: I made scotcharoos over the weekend, does that count as baking? 
 momalyd: she ate the scone, she knew what she was getting into
 RealGamerCow: basil jam
 Linzington: some foods/flavours refuse to combine and it's always really weird
 Sorator13: Ian, your mic may be off?
 kodalith: Was it meant to be like a Tomato Soup kinda vibe?
 CaptainChibale: is Ian's mic off
 glitched_goddess: part of experimenting is that you kinda don’t know how things will end up
 DigitalSeahorse: aww the store didn't have any Reeces' bars, oh well I did get something else chocolate and peanut
 ghyllnox: 
@OVER-KiLL: "Peculiar as Hell"
 SparksElemental: I never liked baking. Too exacting
  unarmedoracle: oh hey what about a vodka cream sauce but instead of just dumping cream in you fold it into whipped cream?
 RockPusher: Take these two to Joe's kitchen!
 Shadowsoflife: @DigitalSeahorse butts
 pleonasticTautology: oooo...
 the_lone_bard: Are those spice clumps or bacon bits?
FurthestChunk: those are violently yellow (positive connotation)
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 DigitalSeahorse: @Shadowsoflife maybe one day I'll get to try them 
matthaus_c: the spice must flow
 e_bloc: a little spicier than a cinnamon bun
 paulthemapguy: they look turmeriffic
 Shadowsoflife: @DigitalSeahorse one day 
 flatluigi: james tumeric
 RockPusher: Retail butter
 NotCainNorAbel: not stolen butter
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It was not in stick form.
 Sorator13: not stolen, eh?
 DaxStrife: "Everything was purchased, this scone is nice and legal."
 Mr_Horrible: you can't churn your own butter live on Twitch
 e_bloc: but doctor, I am the cow
 DigitalSeahorse: lol Ken Steacy butter
 Sorator13: remember not to overmilk your Grimace
 the_lone_bard: I don't think I've ever encountered unsalted butter and not had the thought "This would be better with salted butter."
 Strebenherz: what
 ghizmou: you can pasteurize in 7 minutes
 e_bloc: do we have an exhaustive list of Serge's jobs
 Shadowsoflife: no
 DigitalSeahorse: "this defect is bleach"
 Sorator13: @e_bloc the limit does not exist
 paulthemapguy: all of these ingredients are mine-to-table
 NotCainNorAbel: @e_bloc all of them
 Shadowsoflife: ^
 Sorator13: spice as in spice, not spice as in hot spice
 e_bloc: @NotCainNorAbel you know what, fair
 e_bloc: that seems bad, because they always tell you to get that cheddar
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc The ones I know offhand are barista, poison gas inspector, and something relating to scuba diving? Also maybe something in tech, now that I'm thinking on it?
 Cutriss: @digitalseahorse « This cow got into the onion fields. »
 SnackPak_: oof
 Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 Programming project manager, I believe?
 DarkMorford: The sharper the better, imo, when it comes to cheddar
smurfomancer: I think there was ski instructor in there too?
 DigitalSeahorse: @Cutriss   
 James_the_Dabbler: Wheeler and Angel are just both INCREDIBLE bakers is my takeaway
 DunderCat: @the_lone_bard unsalted is for when you're adding butter to a dough for a bake or other dish where you need to control how much salt is in the final dish yourself, as opposed to a predosed amount in the butter, so it doesn't come out too salty. it's not really intended to use as a spread
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 coffee roaster, streamer, magic judge(?)
 PharaohBender27: @smurfomancer I think that was the "lie" in the "2 truths and a lie" picture round during a Live
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 DigitalSeahorse: I've ordered more babybell cheeses which are both lactose free and mold resistant for longer
smurfomancer: @PharaohBender27 Oh no, did I get got from several years ago??  [despair]
 ghyllnox: Never heard paprika pronounced quite that way
 hvhTim: i always assumed Lembas was similar to communion bread (not wafers, bread) based on tolkiens catholicism lol
 PharaohBender27: @hvhTim That scans
 DigitalSeahorse: cause wax (which you shouldn't burn and breath according to google)
 RockPusher: Hehe, my colleagues freaking out about the tiniest imaginable amount of chili flake in the scones in the local cafe
 James_the_Dabbler: "The platonic ideal of what I look for in a scone" raises some question. What is the sexual ideal that you look for in a scone
 the_lone_bard: @DunderCat Oh >I< know that. Other people apparently think it's an either/or decision when buying butter for non baking purposes. And those people are wrong.
 RockPusher: Where I'm "this needs a lot more cheese and a lot more spice"
 adept_nekomancer: 6 spices (plus or minus a couple)
 poipal: @James_the_Dabbler What is the Socratic ideal that he looks for in a scone
 SnackPak_: woof
 saintguard: Six-ish spices
 e_bloc: !clip
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 DunderCat: @the_lone_bard yeah i just freeze it and use it occasionally
 Kentosaurus: please don't say it like that
 Mr_Horrible: that's good, yes
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MrSarkhan: That was certainly a phrase.
 LittleVesuvius: oh my gosh lol
 RedAlexxis: okay
 e_bloc: Wheeler you forgot the vaseline
 zeathean: was that supposed to be funny?
 SymphonySolstice: thanks beej
 niccus: what if you cover the curry scone in tomato cream?
 ghyllnox: Sounds like he needs a cigarette
 Mr_Horrible: "if I beat that pastry up is you gon' tell on meeeeeeee~~~?"
 neisan2112: I'm granted that sure was a beej Phrase
 SecretOwl: I just want to eat the scones too lol
 e_bloc: I respect Graham's edging
 vedesten: Did anyone else not expect the judges to go this hard? Lol
 RealGamerCow: Remember, Graham loves a good apple fritter
 James_the_Dabbler: @e_bloc Bruh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SecretOwl Me too
 Sorator13: @e_bloc I see why he had to go home before sharing it, though
 niccus: the cheese imbalance...
 Kasran: wheeler really got bussed by the last minute cheddar sub
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trust you cheese instinct
 e_bloc: @Sorator13 yeah can't do that live on cam
  Juliamon: Wheeler got bussed by both the cheddar and the allspice
 RockPusher: niccus I for one will appreciate the cheese arms race
 ContingentCat: They're available for a reason
 e_bloc: sometimes you have to kill your darlings
 DunderCat: its surprising how muuuuch cheddar you need to put in a bake for the right taste
 Shadowsoflife: @e_bloc again
  unarmedoracle: What was Wheeler's first pick cheese?
 ContingentCat: Knowing how to edit is important
 ghizmou: Cori review is in
 RockPusher: We must undertake a Cheese Space Program to correct the Cheese Imbalance
 niccus: i wonder if the milder cheddar can still fight as a crust
 paulthemapguy: Cori's review is a scantron
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DunderCat Cheese in baked goods is HIGH VOLUME. I think for a batch of 8-10 biscuits it was at minimum 2 cups of cheddar
 SnackPak_: ouch
 adept_nekomancer: I support this zero to scone scale
 e_bloc: and its a logarithmic scale
 Snowcookies: Didn't Cori give more points to Angel last time for Being Angel? lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0 to scone, of course
 paulthemapguy: the scale is from scorn to scone
 e_bloc: 
 vedesten: The only review that matters is Cori's
 DunderCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah i remember it was significant, like you could measure in lbs
 CrossXhunteR: is wheeler washed?
 e_bloc: scone holds barred
matthaus_c: stiffed cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Snowcookies One of categories for Cori last time was that
 paulthemapguy: This has been the thrilling conclusion of Scone Accomplices!
 HedWund: may we have some?
 RockPusher: Oh No! Such hardship! Eating scones!
 Flyingdelorion: Should have contacted Q for the stiffness
 e_bloc: unresolved
 SymphonySolstice: which scone would get james bond hard
 letsbelgo: nah, thats for punks
 e_bloc: join us next year, on the thrilling conclusion
 DunderCat: winning one category each is good
 letsbelgo: its ok to have a winner
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If it were a competition (which it is) (It isn't.)
 DigitalSeahorse: I think I'm going to add cloves when I use that scone mix if I remember
 Kasran: the real winners were the judges who got to eat a bunch of delicious homemade scones
 RockPusher: I think Angel wins for putting up with this 
 flyman347: @SymphonySolstice asking the real questions
 andysoo89: I think we can all agree the real winners were the ones who got to eat the scones
 Sorator13: @Dread_Pirate_Westley (which it is) (not)
 Mai_Andra: an uncontested "inconclusive" rating
 RockPusher:     
 kodama_dw: Clap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DunderCat I'm meaning literally 8-10 biscuits singular. I need to double check but it was at minimum 1lb
 ghizmou:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible:    
 e_bloc: 
 HedWund:  
 Sorator13: well done to everyone involved!
GedankenPalast_: *cpal clap cpla*
 insanecat6mtg:   
@IanWeaver: THE SUBATHON! I FORGOT
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 poipal: The bake-offs are always fun
 HedWund:  
 e_bloc: thank you both for your efforts
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 IanAllenBird: woooo
 Flyingdelorion: Clap Clap Clap
 DunderCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh i was thinking i used a significant amount of a 2lb block for a batch of biscuits
  Juliamon: !next
 ButButTheJesus: cuuuute
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Directive 8020 at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
 Cavemanhar: metal is surprisingly heavy
 ButButTheJesus: fuzzycam
 ContingentCat: Congratulations Cori!
 Sorator13: hooray for the buffer hour, btw!
 HedWund: nelson tanuting us
 Molladia: What a great way to spend a morning
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Molladia: now I want to bake something
 HedWund: *taunting
 BlindPathfinder: kinda sad when there are no leftovers shouda made double batches
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DunderCat You probably also made a full batch where mine was a smaller "batch"
 Sogheim: Desert Bus Joe baking against Angel is a match I want to see
 Sorator13: @BlindPathfinder They would not have been able to bake double batches in the time allotted, though
 e_bloc: I know I am 1000% the target audience, but today was a great day to take off to watchathon the subathon
 Sorator13: (cause they only have the toaster oven)
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 hvhTim: yay i got the badge!
  Juliamon: Sogheim *everyone* wins that one
 DunderCat: @DunderCat in fact i don't make cheddar biscuits often because i don't want to grate so much cheese. I think it was a pretty normal sized batch but it's over a year ago
 dan_7_8_2: did give away already happen? or is that coming up?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sogheim No, I would not want to try to get this much electricity functioning while the whole DB setup is also functioning
 e_bloc: and the real winners, as always, are the people who eat the food.  runners up are chat
 Sogheim: @Thefluffiestguineapig fair
 Whatsit_the_Git:  slow jam
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Could just let them bake at home and bring in the results, though
   LoadingReadyRun: giveaway coming after this break!
 dan_7_8_2: @LoadingReadyRun yay!
 Whatsit_the_Git:   
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm excited to try Bubly's Melted Ice Pops flavor when order arrives! 
 SFSMaus: 
 DunderCat: @Sorator13 they could mix more dough, batter freezes well. more could go in the oven later, at moonbase or at home
 MWGNZ: good news, my order from card kingdom has arrived!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 100000% would want to see that over the course of days with different dish challenges
 Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS! How was the day?
 DarkMorford: @Thefluffiestguineapig Convince Beej to get several hundred amp service installed at the moonbase, then maybe 
 joallthedogs: @Suffix Hi Suffix!
 RedAlexxis: We have had the bake off, now we have the blury clean-off
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Boopity: Henlo blurry Jordynne!
 Strebenherz: Hi Jordynne
 Duffadash: Scone for Jordynne?
 snacksmuncher69:   
 Fruan: 
 ButButTheJesus: fuzzy jordynne
 Cutriss: @joallthedogs Hey Jo!
 joallthedogs: Hi Jordynne!
 Strebenherz: ROTATE THE CUSHIONS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarkMorford Sure, run that by the DB tech team and see how fast all of them take the idea apart 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Jordynne!!
 flyman347: hi!
 ButButTheJesus: AAAA WE'RE BEING STOLEN
 DunderCat: What cheese was Wheeler planning to use but had to substitute?
 alchemistsavant: Wow she can move the camera with her mind!!
 joallthedogs: @Cutriss 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DunderCat A sharper cheddar
 e_bloc: do you ever just think about toenail clippings
 Molladia: Hi Adam
 Sorator13: @e_bloc I do not!
 Boopity: @alchemistsavant She's a camera whisperer!
 DarkMorford: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm on the DB tech team.  
 Boopity: @e_bloc Why would you say that
 Molladia: @e_bloc Only because I'm playing Grounded and trying to find them
 pawssumplace: Not even knowing the reference, no
 Boon_33: !next
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 Sogheim: Serge has his Safety Hoodie on!
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 Sorator13: though I once had a high school staff member, entirely unprompted, tell us "Don't clip your nails in front of people. Just don't."
 DunderCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, that makes sense if he didn't increase the measurement it would taste mellower
 goombalax: I wonder if they've fixed the playstation issues
 alchemistsavant: @e_bloc Before yesterday, I would hope not. But Toenail Clippings, the dragonborn, absolutely.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Not human ones no, certain animal ones yes
 Boon_33: oo we spooky again!
 e_bloc: that was Jordynne's character yesterday sorry
 Sorator13: @e_bloc Oh, right. Sometimes!
 Kramburger: I want to see Serge review the horror game like he did the food
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig can you learn a lot from them, or is it just because it's generally difficult to do?
 Boopity: Oh that's why 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Yesterday Adam and Heather both had their characters consumed by alien fungus
shushu2539: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 BlindPathfinder: this is a very dissasociaty sorta soundtrack
 pawssumplace: Technically a pregen character
 RandomTrivia: Really enjoyed Maker Day, thanks everyone!  Now I must sleep, see you all tomorrow
 SymphonySolstice: leg
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Well... they were definitely killed in non-fungus ways, as I recall
 ButButTheJesus: the ol razzle dazzle
 RockPusher: Sleep well RandomTrivia
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Some of column b, and some that there are diseases that impact them. Also hooves
 e_bloc: fair, but you can't tell me Jordynne is not inexorably linked with a character named toenail clippings
 Boopity: Have a good sleep RandomTrivia!
 Strebenherz: Have a good night Randomtrivia
 joallthedogs: @RandomTrivia Night!
 alchemistsavant: One of them got fungally shanked, if I recall.
 Molladia: What is next?
 Sorator13: like, the knife hand may have been made OF fungus but getting stabbed is not a fungus-y way to die
 flatluigi: TODAY
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@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
 RockPusher: Today!
 FadedOasis: Checkpoint!
 Omthebox: Blurry Adam spotted
 kingandcommoner: Today?
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig interesting.  he's only 6, but my kid wants to be a vet
 ButButTheJesus: TODAY
 Mazrae: Today!
 BeefcakeEmperor: TODAY!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @alchemistsavant Heather's character
 iarethel0ser: Today on the show...
 ShaneLeeAtk: Coming up
 SFSMaus: TWODAY
 ErynTzun: Graham: TODAY
 RockPusher: Coming up! Murder. In. Spaaaaaaaace!
 ProfessorFalconer: TODAY
 WhoseGamewasitZ: TwoDae
 e_bloc: Adam and Heather, maximum chaos is achieved
 DigitalSeahorse: TODAY
 schordash: 
 pleonasticTautology: but it's tuesday...
 ErynTzun: TODAY Good News Everyone there is no Gaming Bad News! Now wouldn't that be the greatest day ever!
 Mazrae: I might need to find a way to make this my ringtone
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 ButButTheJesus: I've never heard this much of this
  Juliamon: I didn't have time to watch the part I slept through, so it's just Heather and Adam out this time?
 Sorator13: so are we banishing the dead players to the chair and far side of the couch?
 Sorator13: to preserve controller function?
 Boopity: @Juliamon Yep
shushu2539: last time, the crew condemn Earth to save themselves. What will happen this time?
  Juliamon: gdgd
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon did you miss scones?
 The_Voices: dang it @Mystaira Thanks for the gift sub!
 e_bloc: oh I wonder if they have a controller solution
 Diabore: @Juliamon and serge technically
 MacbethSeemsSus: And now we return to John Carpenter's The Thing..........in spaaaaaaaaaaace
 Mystaira: @The_Voices Tee hee
 ralphthellama: How many of the crew have died so far?
  Juliamon: Strebenherz No no, I mean last night's session of this game
 e_bloc: 2?
 SymphonySolstice: @Juliamon yeah they both got merked within 20 seconds of each other
 Strebenherz: ahh gotcha @Juliamon
 Diabore: @ralphthellama 2
 RockPusher: Mazrae https://bradleyrains.bandcamp.com/track/checkpoint-theme
 Molladia: oh are we back in space for Direction 8020
 e_bloc: Eisene and Stafford I believe
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 SFSMaus: !store
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 Sorator13: @ralphthellama Uhhhh... that's a tricky question, cause some non-player characters have definitely died too
 Boopity: Things were going well, and then two people just fucking died at the end 
 Boopity: @Sorator13 The CEO doesn't count 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I'm getting certified as a vet tech (basically a veterinary nurse with more responsibility and things we do) and having him be around horses or other things might help with figuring out if an interest in animals is there
 e_bloc: although--and this is not a spoiler because I know nothing of this game--how do we know fake Eisien didn't kill a different fake Eisein
 TheMrFraser: could have been worse, ive seen scenarios that tpk in that cut scene
 the_lone_bard: I made it as far as the room with random people who shouldn't have been there, then they all scittered away suddenly from the other side of the door.
 ralphthellama: OK, glad to know I didn't miss any other deaths!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I died once.  For 37 seconds.  I don't recommend it.
 Sorator13: but Serge's two tutorial characters died as expected, Williams the CEO got fungusorbed, Adam made an obfuscated choice that killed Heather's XO, and then Adam failed two QTE's to get his own captain killed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Because the game told us so
 whitebadgerwolf88: Almost time for more "Serge predicts a jump scare then immediately get scared by the jump scare!!" 
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh very nice!  I have a dear friend who is a vet tech, and as someone with strong feelings about animals, I don't know how y'all do it
 Omthebox: Feline
 Jammy4312: aww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Glad you're here
 DarkMorford: KITTY
 RockPusher: Kitty!
 Fruan: Cat
 WhoseGamewasitZ: Cat
 Strebenherz: BEST CAT
 Duffadash: CUTE!
 ErynTzun: Hello kitteh
 Forlorgen: mew
radgoatman: awwwww
  thingo314: KBITTY!!!
 CaptainChibale: meow!
 snacksmuncher69: 
 SFSMaus: 
 SymphonySolstice: honse
 BlindPathfinder: horse
 Fruan: c cat?
 Strebenherz: SHREK HORSE
radgoatman: shnorse
 ErynTzun: Hello Not Horses Cori
 iris_of_ether: oh no long shrek has evolved
 RockPusher: hors
 Forlorgen: Shrose
 Sorator13: (I am trying to be very clear that I don't think Heather's char's death was really Adam's fault; that was just not communicated or written well at all by the game)
 badpandabear: 
 Duffadash: shrek longhorse?
 Boopity: It's been so long
 Strebenherz: @Sorator13 yeah the game has...  not been good on that.
 flyman347: long shrek!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I have VERY strong feelings about animals and the thing is that helps me in what I do in some ways. I also do shelter medicine which is my wheelhouse of how to contribute
 Strebenherz: feels like a game that pushes you into replays through that
  Juliamon: alright, let's do this
 RockPusher: Sorator13 so regular Dark Pictures then 
 Fruan: @Sorator13 Honestly, that's true of a lot of writing in this game. If it wasn't being played by some very funny people I'd find it unwatchable.
 Boopity: @Sorator13 I remember that was a common gripe when the game came out
 e_bloc: I look forward to reading about this game after its over and seeing what other choices could be made
 Boopity: Honestly this game has some nice branching compared to some of the other ones
 Kramburger: I'm all in on Ben buying it
 kingandcommoner: Adam's in the hot seat tonight
 iris_of_ether: Twitch, that's audio that they're allowed to use wtf. Tried to clip the Shrorse
 Sorator13: @RockPusher yeeeep, but it's something that hasn't been super noticeable otherwise so far? (bad writing, yes; badly obfuscated choices leading to death, no)
shushu2539: it was very scary when the game stopped for an update
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity The amount of time they spent on it does show
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 before_damage: Finally got rid of all those channel points
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 Twice! That was just heart stopping
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I wish I could hedge.
 Sorator13: okay, yeah, looks like the dead players are banished to the far side of the room
 SymphonySolstice: I should get snacks now
 before_damage: Will the subathon playlist be posted somewhere?
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 Sorator13: I appreciate Ben's sprawl in the corner
 mrjujubeans: making cookies now!
  SergeYager: Hi chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice I refilled my tea
 Sorator13: Hi Serge!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder how much of this game is actually left.
 before_damage: @mrjujubeans He’s ace
  SergeYager: Come around here often?
 badpandabear: 
 TheLadyMakai: hi serge!
 joallthedogs: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Serge!! Your judging was SO AMAZING! I love watching someone having fun with something they enjoy
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ready for some jump scares?
 insanecat6mtg: 
 ClockTamer: I wish the monster was a little more body horror in design but so far I like the story of this game
 Sorator13: @before_damage the break music? I think it's the same as the normal stuff, mostly BGC and some Brad Raines
 RockPusher: 
 before_damage: Watching twitch at work serge? Does your boss know.
 e_bloc: we're on what, chapter 6?  this seems like it can't have more than like 10 chapters
 ErynTzun: oh hai chat serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters My kitties are all equipped in napping poses
 Duudeman1620: @before_damage subathon vod usuallg takes a couple of weeka or more for heather to get up on youtube
 Sorator13: @e_bloc I know someone last night said 8 chapters, but idk if that's accurate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I thought 8
  Juliamon: e_bloc Someone told me it's 8, so this shouldn't take long
 Diabore: @MacbethSeemsSus well, its 8 chapters and we just finished 6 last night, so might need a back up
 before_damage: @Sorator13 must be Brad raines then cause the last song didn’t sound like BGC
 badpandabear: Wikipedia says it has 8 chapters
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig @Sorator13 @Thefluffiestguineapig oh didn't catch that yesterday, thank you!
 Boopity: I think the last 2 chapters are a bit longer time-wise depending on some stuff
 Dedwrekka: What's next?
 DoodlestheGreat: I see Serge has the evening paper. Reading up on all the Gamescon news, perhaps?
  Juliamon: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Directive 8020 at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (14m ago).
 e_bloc: and how many collectables do we have
 before_damage: @Duudeman1620 I was talking about the music not the vods
 Diabore: @Dedwrekka horror game part 2
 whitebadgerwolf88: I didn't catch the whole segment last night, so the lack of names of that prediction is...concerning...
 Sorator13: @e_bloc Not a lot; that hasn't been prioritised
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @whitebadgerwolf88 Adam and Heather's characters both got consumed by fungus
 e_bloc: 8020 should we maybe check the first 8019 directives before we make any rash decisions?
 Sorator13: @whitebadgerwolf88 well, Serge was basically excluded from the start, having been assigned the tutorial character... but yeah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, please talk slower.  You all have interesting things to say and I can't read that fast...
 MacbethSeemsSus: @whitebadgerwolf88 Serge got one killed 10 minutes in lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact this game shows 6 characters then only allows 5 players is a little annoying
 e_bloc: you ever die cause your partner thought it was a mash not a hold
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I'm betting on Jordynne for no particular reason.
 RockPusher: before_damage if it isn't BGC then it's almost certainly from this: https://bradleyrains.bandcamp.com/album/music-database
  Juliamon: Serge technically was predestined to be the first death
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's because one always died in the tutorial, though
 e_bloc: @Juliamon in the video game, too!
 Sorator13: but I do think it could probably better communicate that it's a max 5 player game
 before_damage: @e_bloc same brain cell
 DrakoniteDev:  there was a maker portion and I missed it?
 e_bloc: @before_damage 
  Juliamon: DrakoniteDev Both more *and* less happened than you'd expect
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @DrakoniteDev two
  Juliamon: Nobody got shocked, though 911 was dialled
 Omthebox: They look like what I see when I dont have my glasses on except clearer
 MacbethSeemsSus: Safety hoodie's up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Sure, but I think making it clear how many players there are is helpful
 DarkMorford: Hang on, this is the AFK music, where's the board games?
shushu2539: Serge might be a fine addition to Let's Nope
 e_bloc: vods for the baking stream will be found on mixer
 Boopity: Also the character select/assignment screens in these games is somehow some of the most _awful UX_ I've ever seen.
 ButButTheJesus: Sbubbython. Eef Freef.
 SnackPak_: 
 poipal:   
 Sorator13: @Boopity yeah, that was impressively bad
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 flatluigi: we're here
 Diabore: you stinky
 lamina5432: you
 Rexsplosion: Looking at YOU, monkey
 Boopity: Looking at some CUTIES
 RockPusher: Juliamon one wonders what our implied name for "The Incident" will be 
 Omthebox: Looking at you dumbass
 i_enjoy_u: Some handsome people!
 lamina5432: evenin
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 jadielady: hey again y'all
Jaxian19: Heyy
 TheLadyMakai: hi everyone!!
 Kramburger: "What do you nerds want?"
 exeJayce: yay hello!
 IanAllenBird: o/
 before_damage: playmat
 betweenmyself:      ?
 Suffix: Lookin at you kid.
 Mr_Horrible:     
 e_bloc: Adam annoyed he's too far from the table for a table slap
 Forlorgen: at least he didnt try jump scaring serge
 kingandcommoner: and erection jokes
 Lysander_salamander: Lrr afterdark
 alchemistsavant: Looking at your cool sleeve, Adam, that's what!
 firebird31: Hooray!
 itsr67: howdy
 Strebenherz: bye ian!
 nevermore913: How many characters died yesterday?
 TheLadyMakai: bye Ian!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 macintose: SPAACCE!
 Lysander_salamander: yeah
 Sorator13: bye Ian!
 before_damage: Adam is cool
 Shadowsoflife: o/ Ian
 schordash: more good times, ne??? 
 Diabore: @nevermore913 2, heather and adam
 aislynn_13: Let's gooooo o7 more death
 Sorator13: they do not, Serge...
 whitebadgerwolf88: Yay more space horrors!!!!!
 Mindfire13: They kinda do...
 MAPBoardgames: youall are about 60-70% through
 joallthedogs: Good luck!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @nevermore913 2 and/or 3 depending on how you count.
 Rexsplosion: So I guess i won the poll yesterday? I bet 22k and went to bed and today i have 1mil channel points
 e_bloc: game goes faster the more characters you kill
 pleonasticTautology: <message deleted>hi everyone
 Mai_Andra: I mean, the bake off did prompt a 911 call...
 WokenClick: I live another day1
 before_damage: Partner in crime and life
 pleonasticTautology: <message deleted>shit fuck fuck
 kingandcommoner: p7
 SnackPak_: scatter!
 RockPusher: Lots of cool people in Jordynne's lounge
 e_bloc: Serge letting the days go by
 Kentosaurus: o7
 Suffix: Welp
 SymphonySolstice: ope
 Leinad65: o7
matthaus_c: p7
 MacbethSeemsSus: p7
 e_bloc: p7
 iris_of_ether: Wuh oh
 SnackPak_: this is too much power for Serge
 MWGNZ: o7
margerfol: o7
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh no
 PhoenixMelior: <message deleted>Goodbye cruel world
 Sorator13: p7
 firebird31: p7
 Suffix: p7
 Forlorgen: F wins gain!
 macintose: p7
 Rexsplosion: PLEONASTIC TAUTOLOGY! NOOOO!
 Mr_Horrible: follow your heart, Serge
 i_enjoy_u: o7
 neisan2112:    
 radioshackraider: Jordynne, on a scale of 1 to 1970's, how much do you want a conversation pit?
 pleonasticTautology: <message deleted>;~;
 Kramburger: p7
 RealGamerCow: p7
 circusofkirkus: who do you have a vendetta against with a P name?
 e_bloc: no rules, no masters
 Mindfire13: p7
 lamina5432: p7
 iris_of_ether: p7
 LostThePirate: o7
 Omthebox: You can go look. It doesn't even have to have a P in it
 Shadowsoflife: p7
 adept_nekomancer: p7
 Mr_Horrible: p7
 DiscordianTokkan: Whomever your heart draws you to murder
 mrjujubeans: p7
 ButButTheJesus: p7
 exeJayce: p7
 Joecool190: p7
 iarethel0ser: p7
 IanAllenBird: p7
YeOldeMark: o7
hiFunko: watch out, peepaw has the gun
 DiscordianTokkan: o7
 CaptainChibale: p7
 DoctorHutch: o7
 snacksmuncher69: p7
 Terminal423: p7
 Navi_Louise42: p7
 Rexsplosion: p7
 Omthebox: Rip PhoenixMelior
 RelwinEJ: I missed when Adam actually shot me the other week
 meaninglessMeg: p7
 Forlorgen: p7
 tidehollowcat: p7
mathgeek3_14159: p7
 ClockTamer: p7
 Riandisa: p7
 pleonasticTautology: <message deleted>NOO
 Irsaan: we banning peeps?
 Diabore: p7
 the_lone_bard: I think mobile is the damage.
 SymphonySolstice: rip phoenix
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 SnackPak_: p7
 pawssumplace: <message deleted>:<
 Kramburger: F
 Boopity: 
 Chronomos901: p7
 flatluigi: jesus
 SnackPak_: sooo rude
 paronomasiac042: <message deleted>p7
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@shay4232: so who won the scone off
@DocPhoenix: Angel won on scores, but the judges won on enjoyment
@OVER-KiLL: 8️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣
 SaoirseStuff: rip
 LaskoReadsComics: Someday this bit will end
 TheLadyMakai: 07
 Irsaan: @pleonasticTautology noooooooooo
 FenrisSchafer: P7
 e_bloc: I had a feeling
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: wow serge
 Mr_Horrible: Serge what the hell
 RockPusher: 
 exeJayce: oh man, rip p7
 circusofkirkus: no you made your bed
 i_enjoy_u: 
 nevermore913: Serge how dare
 pimiento: <message deleted>uh oh
 Kentosaurus: first thought
 Too_Many_Knives: wat
 Kramburger: Serge that ungifts the subs!
 IanAllenBird: what
 i_enjoy_u: p7
 Rexsplosion: You follow through!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: SIRED?!?!
 Jezus38: both get blasted
 PhorrestGaze: no ragrets
 nymistrya: LRR Char pay to win confirmed
 betweenmyself: no take backs 
GrathXVI: So, wheel spin time?
 Suffix: At least 1 more.
 kat2kool: p7
 Sorator13: uh, what? 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Naarius: D:
 SymphonySolstice: p7
margerfol: o7
 DoctorHutch: i volunteer as tribute
 ButButTheJesus: heather 
 Lysander_salamander: shhhh don't tell him
 e_bloc: once your hand is on the trigger, it is on your head
 Veshnikard: p7
 Mr_Horrible: p7
 dumbo3k: p7
 DiscordianTokkan: p7
 Rexsplosion: p7
 MrSarkhan: p7
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: p7
 Omthebox: p7
 Laurence72: Hunh?
 MacbethSeemsSus: p7
 Forlorgen: p7
 ErynTzun: p7
 Boon_33: p7
 Bladinus: p7
 exeJayce: p7
 Aarek: p7
 ButButTheJesus: p7
 FromBrainToKeyboard: p7
 mymy0724: P7
 GhostValv: p7
 SnackPak_: it's not as fun with Serge
 SaoirseStuff: p7
 nevermore913: P7
 iarethel0ser: P seven
 Rhynerd: p7
 Sorator13: @e_bloc but I thought it was on the trigger?
 CoderBugsworth: p7
brokngenesis: p7
 Shadowsoflife: p5
thedepthandbreadthofseth: p7
 ClockTamer: p7
 RaynMurfy: p7
 e_bloc: p7
 Walshman42: I offer myself as tribute o7
 ContingentCat: p7
 Irsaan: these are some dead homies
 couchboyj: p7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone pull up the clips from last night of Ben and Adam saying "Ban"
 NovaSpecter: p7
 Mindfire13: p7 ͏
 MWGNZ: o7 pim
 MAPBoardgames: Serge is a murderer!
 7gorobei: p7
 Suffix: p7
 PhorrestGaze: p7
 Kentosaurus: he's gone mad with power
 i_enjoy_u: p7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: p7
  Juliamon: Only if it's uppercase!
 Dromos_GHG: Serge the slasher
 IanAllenBird: sometimes
 public_key_reveal_party: <message deleted>p7
 Terminal423: p7
 SnackPak_: dude
 kingandcommoner: that's what Capital letters are for
 Fruan: Serge is a monster
 schordash: heather xD
 firebird31: Damn
matthaus_c: SERGE
 Lysander_salamander: ohno
 Kramburger: SERGE YAGER\
 macintose: xD
 i_enjoy_u: SERGE
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: SERGE
Keifeto: p7
 exeJayce: Serge being ruthless rn
 FromBrainToKeyboard: oops
 Forlorgen: Serge went on a spree for the first time
 MacbethSeemsSus: OH NO
 SnackPak_: wtf
 EvilBadman: Devious, heather
 kat2kool: oh god
 underhill33: 
 mrjujubeans: fuuuu
 iris_of_ether: SERGE
 TheMinionGM: p7
 firebird31: He's drunk with power!
 FauksStarling: Serge!
 Charlie_Victor7: p7
 ButButTheJesus: SERGE
 Sorator13: SERGE
 public_key_reveal_party: <message deleted>Serge
  Juliamon: they're all timeouts
 e_bloc: omfg
 Strebenherz: SERGE PLZ
 kingandcommoner: hahaahahahahahaha
 DarkMorford: SERGE
 WhoseGamewasitZ: wow.
 TheLadyMakai: oh no
  Juliamon: it's fine
 Rexsplosion: OH NO!!!
 flatluigi: sounds like it's time to end this bit
 Lysander_salamander: ohno again
 MAPBoardgames: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an abult !
 betweenmyself:     
 Forlorgen: Serge murder spree
 HedWund: ultimate power
 schordash:  
 MrSarkhan: 
 RockPusher: Serge cannot be trusted with a sword
 Duudeman1620: Serge!!!
 poipal: I lived!!! p7
 aClonedPickle: never give Serge Yager a weapon of any kind
 TheWanderingNomad: Wow the power went straight to his head 
 Duffadash: Serge, you monster!
 PhorrestGaze: he's gone mad immediately
 ContingentCat: SERGE
  Juliamon: LRRFINE
 Jezus38: serge was the monster the whole time
 nevermore913: Serge drunk with power
 SparksElemental: What's happening?
 Suffix: This is why we don't let Serge point the gun.
 Diabore: proof serge doesnt watch lets nope
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Well, fuck that sucks.
 ErynTzun: oh no did someone get too much power too quickly?
 momalyd: He's using live ammo!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Would you like to read the Community Announcements board?
Grumpingtoon: this and wheeler calling 911 for real…man it’s really day two
 Kramburger: Snerge
 the_lone_bard: Serge gets handed a prop gun and immediately replaces the blanks with live rounds.
 Veshnikard: Someone get Paul
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 QuixoticScrivener: Serge banned me from his channel once.
 Boopity: Serge 
 aislynn_13: Ope
 kat2kool: 
 niccus: why did you hand the gun to the cinnamon scone
 GhostValv: the real horror is giving Serge mod powers
 Cavemanhar: absolute power corrupts absolutely
matthaus_c: he's gone mad with power
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Snerge the mod
 aislynn_13: Paul
 SparksElemental: Oh hey, its Adam!
 petey_vonwho: Serge letting the power go to his head
 Strebenherz: I like how serge is simultaneous the softest and most power hungry person
 macintose: lol
 TreeGamer35: absolute cinima
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Run and hide Ps
 PhorrestGaze: is he still shooting?
 Boopity: The Snerge is really coming out
 SnackPak_: can we unmod Serge now
 EvilBadman: He's drunk with Ower
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry Juliamon
 Irsaan: uh, Ben>?
 Cinominn: glad im not a p name haver
 hallkomp: Who gave Serge the gun??
 kingandcommoner: It's supposed to be a boop not a bonk
 TheLadyMakai: 
 brainbosh: Can the p
 BlandSpice: Serge 'How much damage can I do from mobile' Yager
 exeJayce: Ben....
 Charlie_Victor7: Someone take Serge's phone
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 macintose: oops
 Kramburger: Serge sitting on the porch with his shotgun
matthaus_c: oh NO
shushu2539: great segway
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 SymphonySolstice: WELP
 MacbethSeemsSus: Maybe take mod privileges from Serge
 iris_of_ether: OH NO
 Boopity: OH
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 exeJayce: ohshit
  Juliamon: *sigh*
 SnackPak_: yikes
 Kramburger: SERGE
 Suffix: Welp
 macintose: oh serge
 Lysander_salamander: ohno
 Terminal423: OH NO
 Strebenherz: Maybe wait on the giveaway
 Cavemanhar: its snerge o clock
 nevermore913: Serge
 RockPusher: Well, we have time to kill
 adept_nekomancer: The wheel giveth, and the wheel taketh away.  Mostly taketh away.
 00gogo00: playmat
 Mr_Horrible: you know what doesn't start with "p"? "Planning" 
  Juliamon: gimme a minute, I can fix this
 ph0enix__42: safe
 Omthebox: 10 minute pod cast time
 Terminal423: SERGE NO
 Rexsplosion: only the MOST thought out ideas here!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: How quick can we unban?
 Mindfire13: Monsters, all around
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THANKS SERGE
 GasCityGaming: this is how we stretch things out
 ErynTzun: Revoke mod powers? lol
Keifeto: oh lords
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SeductiveEncouragingKimchiSoonerLater-_Cf4vyPyFZklyqMF
 petey_vonwho: SERGE!
 RelwinEJ: This is why the boys are problematic on Tuesdays
 Kramburger: Pathetic.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Take Serge's phone away
 ContingentCat: After time to vamp for 10 min
 macintose: Noice
 Omthebox: Juliamon you're underpaid
 Lysander_salamander: dang that's a cool playmat
 ClassicRook: Nice
 NimrodXIV: Wheeler called 911, you're fine
 macintose: o7
 exeJayce: that's such a gorgeous playmat
 LiveLittlebird: a beautiful mat
  Juliamon: Omthebox I'm not paid!
 Natimus_Prime: It's a good playmat, Bront
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So you need to un-ban people since he was actually banning people
 Omthebox: Which is a crime
 DoctorHutch: serge....
 Lysander_salamander: 
 TreeGamer35: ohhhh i may need to order one of those
 momalyd: you got to clap
nyoomgoom: this rambunctiousness
 Boon_33: Enhance
 Tzimisce_Joe: Lol
 e_bloc: playmat is great, its on my desk
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge you also suggested turning the lights down
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 aClonedPickle: yeah get his eyes
 ContingentCat: Serge what
 macintose: perfection
 kumatsu: Serge "Professional Streamer" Yager
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 FauksStarling: Serge is all hopped up on scones
 Suffix: Excellent signing Wheeler.
 mrjujubeans: why Serge allowed to host? XD
 Boopity: Moody
 RockPusher: Ben, it's the project manager in him 
 ghyllnox: 
 the_lone_bard: Why is Adam temu-omni man?
 poipal:   
 RealGamerCow: Serge and jordynne upper left
 IanAllenBird: left
 Lysander_salamander: laughing so hard it hurts
 DarkMorford:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't Serge saying he actually banned people?
 Strebenherz: honestly though these are all great
 ContingentCat: Her beard is at home
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz 100%
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 Kramburger: Jordynne Rocking the lavender relationships
 Kaaannaaa: a lovely collection of people beautiful inside and out
 MacbethSeemsSus: How will Ben and Adam fill time for 10 minutes 
 asddsa28: ooo
  Juliamon: There, everyone should be back
 TheLadyMakai: i'll be here!
 Diabore: and able to type in chat
 ShifuDaxiongmao: it's the beard on the inside that matters
 mulligan2six: Be here. Don't get shot.
 kumatsu: @Juliamon 
 Strebenherz: Thank you for all you do Juliamon 
shushu2539: can't get a fly to the mooonbase in 10 minutes
 PhoenixMelior: Hey guys, what did i miss?
 LiveLittlebird: bees here
 EvilBadman: Be here, don't P here
 ErynTzun: BE HERE or BE QUEER. Wait. BE QUEER OR BE HERE. Wait.
 pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon thank you  it was an honor to get shot
 Kramburger: Juliamon is a Hero, especially for Serge
 Omthebox: Juliamon seems to have remedied the problem
 pimiento: oh hey i'm back suckers
 00gogo00: everyone who enters and doesn't win should get shot
 SFSMaus: Beeeee Here
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Juliamon 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Thank you based Juliamon
 ProfessorFalconer: How DARE you, Serge!
 before_damage: James is gonna slide into DMs
 LostThePirate: YouTube peeps - your warning to open Twitch
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 dumbo3k: @Juliamon Thank youmod  
 FauksStarling: Julia is our hero in the darkest hour
 IanAllenBird: J7
 exeJayce: ten minute warning to double check your settings LOL
 Boopity: Juliamon   
 SnackPak_: not again!
 Kramburger: SERGE YAGER
 Tzimisce_Joe: Lol
 macintose: thank you Juliamon!
 Rexsplosion: WELCOME BACK P-FRIENDS!
 Artificer0: draw
 insanecat6mtg:   
 firebird31: Thank you mods
 TheLadyMakai: ok, the Blip is over
 Duudeman1620:   
 public_key_reveal_party: Juliamon will fire back harder
 joallthedogs: 
 nevermore913: But if we type the word serge might ban us
 Reaper_IsMyName: take a shot at the queen you best not miss
 iris_of_ether: 
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 ContingentCat:  Julilamon
 Omthebox: Made a Dagwood
Kaaosa: i got shot once and left for an hour because adam timed me out for an hour
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Deserved
 e_bloc: Juliamon is the best of us
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DO NOT DO THIS
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 EvilBadman: When did Snerge show up
 NorthstarTex: playmat
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 aClonedPickle: graham dying this early is too much paperwork
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 DunderCat: you put enough stuff and a sandwich can take an hour to make and eat. especially if you're taking your time or making components like homemade mayonnaise, egg salad, chicken salad, tartar sauce, meatloaf, etc.
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 Forlorgen: thats why everyone was dirty
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 ContingentCat: Wow
 Foolinc: people were finding ways…Ben
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 Forlorgen: Doin it
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 Kramburger: A double bed for building Pillowforts
 DunderCat: so not just sleeping on the floor
 EvilBadman: A new room has touched the beacon?
 SFSMaus: The cuck bed?
 ContingentCat: For what?
 Boopity: And there's a llama!
 e_bloc: is this giant doll nude?
 poipal: Bow chicka woo hoo
 TheLadyMakai: can we download the house?
 Diabore: thats why serge was banning people
 Boopity: 
 SymphonySolstice: Damn
 before_damage: He doesn’t even talk about LRR stuff on his stream
  Juliamon: wild
 flatluigi: the hookah was blocked off
 SnackPak_: o7
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 fearthespike: noooooo
Oscelot: nuuuuu
 Boopity: oh
 Rexsplosion: Farewell Llama
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 ButButTheJesus: NUUUUUUU
 Lysander_salamander: nice
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 RockPusher: Spaaaaaaaaace!
 SandraAustin: Goodbye llama
 Sorator13: I am loving Serge learning about this in real time
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 Jobot180: That seems safe
 A_Dub888: RIP
 Rexsplosion: SPACESHIP!!
 ghyllnox: 
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah space program
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 Fruan: LoadingReadyLaunchpad
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 Foolinc: fair trade
 DunderCat: go to ....SPAAAACE!
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 ghizmou: why
 RealGamerCow: someone is woohoo-ing?
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 RustZenith: we have deleted the llama for spaceships
 Kramburger: LLRble Space Program
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 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 ErynTzun: lololol
 LostThePirate: LOL
 GrassVortex: oh no
 Mr_Horrible: LoadingReadyMPreg
 schordash: 
 before_damage: Creepy Doll+Spoopifer
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 gualdhar: did you also turn on mpreg?
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 Mai_Andra: wasn't the llama outside?  but the door was locked?
 Plasterboard: LLama deleted and not taken to a farm up state?
 RealGamerCow: Gibb cooks so much
 Lysander_salamander: yeah that makes sense
 lochnessseammonster: yeah
 HedWund: that tracks for gib
 public_key_reveal_party: Just like real life
 hidingbox: Sounds like Gibb
 RockPusher: Gibb just seemingly well adjusted
 before_damage: Makes sense
Oscelot: thst scans
 RedAlexxis: oh, the awkward conversations about very uncanny children
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 schordash: 
 Kramburger:  
 the_lone_bard: "repairing" so far as you know.
 DunderCat: Gibb sounds handy
 e_bloc: gibb has also caused infinite nightmares
 Sorator13: @Mai_Andra LRRLlama was on the roof, which was accessible
 lamina5432: 
 EvilBadman: That's what he does normally
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@AthenaSedai: playmat
@shay4232: also to the random. man earlier asking if this voc will br up later. if the 2025 one is to be assumed. yes
Oscelot: rofl oh no
 RockPusher: The Bleffy was extinguished
 poipal: No sprinkler system?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How much shit has been burnt up?
 Boopity: Neat
Oscelot: huh.
 Kramburger: That scans
 NightValien28: wat
 Jobot180: Personal fire suppression
 EvilBadman: They probably stopped coming after the false 911 calls
 Lysander_salamander: nice
TheAinMAP: 
 Lysander_salamander: good to be prepared
 MAPBoardgames: they all carry invisible pool ladders too.
 protojman: future commodore hustle we find out Paul and Ian aren't actually able to build anything and Gib has just been making everything work
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmellyNastyTilde4Head-CFR1bUstp-zNyMwG
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: Sims, uhhhhhh.. find a way
 ShifuDaxiongmao: do we have a firestarter statistic running? 
 ContingentCat: Sounds like Kathleen
 RedAlexxis: Nobody is getting fired!
 Plasterboard: Safety is no longer THIRD!
 RelwinEJ: things that have been on fire can be fixed - the real TTSF experience
hiFunko: gotta keep that thang on you, and the thang is a fire extinguisher
 the_lone_bard: Do you NOT just carry a fire extinguisher all the time?
 Jobot180: Don't bother carrying mace, carry a fire extinguisher.
 FauksStarling: The LRR Volunteer Fire Brigade met it's funding quota
 Kramburger: Uhhhh
 Kramburger: Wat
 Lysander_salamander: huh
 ButButTheJesus: ahh. gnomes.
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 Sorator13: Oh yeah, the helpful friends do that sometimes
 Lysander_salamander: not a metaphor, surprisingly
 Kramburger: 
 Forlorgen: thats why there was creepy gnomes watching people sleep!
 CaptainChibale: two people were cursed to attract gnomes that's why they kept showing up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuhhhhhhh
 RedAlexxis: I see
 kingandcommoner: maybe becaus eof the fairy house?
 mcbaseballface: @macgirl75 Thanks for the gift sub!
 Vinewood_OG: "A known gnome associate."
 Duudeman1620:   
matthaus_c: what The Hell happens in The Sims
 poipal: Isn't magic gnomes a lot setting?
 ContingentCat: As they do
 RockPusher: The Gnomes seem to do it for the love of the game
 Kramburger: The gnomes work for exposure
 joallthedogs: Serge knowing nothing about Sims cracks me up.
 flatluigi: the gnomes work for fairy dust
 Lysander_salamander: "free"
 before_damage: they work for exposure
 kingandcommoner: you pay gnomes in milk i think
 Mai_Andra: they work for underpants
 TheWanderingNomad: The Moonbase has a Klaubutterman?
   Anubis169: good grief that does sound like us...
 iris_of_ether: Dawww
 Lysander_salamander: There's always a price
 pleonasticTautology: HI JORDYNNE'S MOM
 the_lone_bard: The Sims has gone places since I last played it in like, 2001.
macgirl75: damn straight!!!
 e_bloc: 
 DarkMorford:   
 RedAlexxis: like the ones that built the shoes?
Oscelot:  Mum
 Kata_The_Cat: We need to help the gnomes unionize.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are magic gnomes normally in Sims or is this particularly concerning
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Sims is somehow weirder than we ever thought
 Friskycharizard: @macgirl75 thank you for the sub ☺️
 joallthedogs:   
 Sorator13: hi Jordynne's mom!
 DunderCat: so like shoemaking elves but with fixing
 exeJayce: HI MOM
 Patorik: Hi Jordynne's Mom!
 v_nome: We gnomes are government employees.
 ralphthellama: double check the sock drawers?
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 badpandabear: 
 Sorator13: "now"
 hidingbox: Flashback to yesterday's clip
 James_the_Dabbler: Now?
 ButButTheJesus: thanks mum!
 Jezus38: shout out to moms everywhere, but especially Jordynne'
 TheLadyMakai: hi Jordynne's mom!
 Duffadash: Hi Jordynne's mom!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Jordynne's mom!!!!
 schordash: awh hell yeah momma jardynne  
macgirl75: Hi all!   Happy sub day!!!!
 DunderCat: the yap timeblock
 Kramburger: Serge, would you take a shot in the mouth from Kirby?
 ContingentCat: Hi Jordynne's mom
 RedAlexxis: lets see how many people we can get unalived
 RockPusher: Look, it's fine, Wheeler has beaten you for most embarrasing thing done so far
 LostThePirate: Pregame podcast! Pregame podcast!
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 Lockraemono: spooky 
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 kingandcommoner: how's the coffe been?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Hello Jordynne's mom. We highly appreciate Jordynne. 
 neisan2112: Ahh the true Tuesday night experience
 Sorator13: 
 James_the_Dabbler: We hear about this every morning over at Brew Crew land /j
 Mai_Andra: it would be the funniest thing if everybody was gaslighting Ben last night, and he really actually *is* 35 this year...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jordynnes mom, your awesome.
 LaskoReadsComics: That would just make this a normal let's nope if they just talked instead of playing the game 
 SFSMaus: Spoops! 
Oscelot: Jordynne's mom already gave us a gift by giving us Jordynne
 insanecat6mtg: Alright, I'm gonna duck out now. Have fun with the spoops everyone.
 mrjujubeans: Anyone else’s 5 hr badge not popping up?
 lochnessseammonster: same serge   what even is sleep
 hesterbyrde: I love Serge's comfort-hoodie.
Oscelot: o/ @insanecat6mtg
 SkylerRingtail: Today's poll: how many times will the controller disconnect
macgirl75: Jordynne is a treasure.  a blessing to the world.  💕
 exeJayce: no she really is
 ShifuDaxiongmao: chat agrees
 EvilBadman: @macgirl75 True, great work
 joallthedogs: @insanecat6mtg Later!
 Sorator13: to be fair, you did also fail the QTE *before* that one
 Boopity: Happy death day to my man Bill
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 DarkMorford: Looking forward to hanging out with everyone in a couple of months 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think he needs more gravel in his voice
 the_lone_bard: I just heard that pronounced as "Have I ever liked you."
macgirl75: @evilbadman it’s all her.  I’m an innocent bystander lol
 RedAlexxis: Oh, it will become clear later
 mrjujubeans: not air
 Sorator13: yeah, I've fully forgotten the context of this aside from it's Young's father who died on a mission of some kind
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 
 HadesLeprechaun: I didn't manage to catch the whole first stream of this, could anyone give me a tldr?
 kingandcommoner: what is the end goal if not your objective?
 Boopity: @mrjujubeans That is how I would describe space, yes
 Strebenherz: it's the future ben
  r10pez10: aliens are plants who can replicate the humans
 ghyllnox: Sounds like corporate investment instead of public benefit?
  r10pez10: that's all i remember
 NeoGetz: Goodnight chat. I'll be back in ~6 hours
 iris_of_ether: Did he just quote the Charge of the Light Brigade...
 RedAlexxis: Oh mods, the game category is still wrong
 RedAlexxis: I think
 Boopity: Good night @NeoGetz !
  r10pez10: also we killed one of the wrong clones
Oscelot: o/ @NeoGetz
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @HadesLeprechaun Plants are trying to kill them. The plants can pretend to look like them
 RockPusher: Arguably most computers have a *very small* tuning fork
  Juliamon: RedAlexxis We can't do anything about it, unfort
 HedWund: this is where you find out the twist if you answer right
 DarkMorford: From what I remember yesterday, the plot is basically "The Thing"
 HadesLeprechaun: good enough for me, thanks!
 Lysander_salamander: 
 RedAlexxis: @Juliamon Ah, no worries
 Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun We're on a space ship which is the advance scout for a colony ship to a planet in Tau Ceti. Ship got hit by a meteorite which has space goo which is cloning people and killing people. We crash landed on the planet (which we weren't supposed to land on at all) and decided to send a distress signal to the colony ship and wait for them to rescue us when they arrive in six months. Serge died in the tutorial, Heather & Adam died right near the end of stream.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @r10pez10 I thought the clone killed the original because Adam didn't question them correctly
 e_bloc: so what is your vision for this mission
 MacbethSeemsSus: Waiter: Just want to remind you that's an ICE CREAM cake.....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I believe so
 quatoria: has adam killed anyone yet?
 SymphonySolstice: @HadesLeprechaun crew went on a 4 year journey to tau ceti for space colony reasons, most of the crew was in cryo except 2 of them, meteor hit the ship with a weird goo lifeform that can shapeshift into people, it started turning into people and killing them
 Boopity: So true Ben
 Duffadash: Present day... PRESENT TIME!
Kaaosa: nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @quatoria Adam's character killed Heather's then he died
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @quatoria He has shot at clones. No humans. Adam is dead now
Kaaosa: i would never do that
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's wearing a helmet, why was he acting like the wind was blowing in his eyes
 ContingentCat: Same Ben
 SparksElemental: Kinda sounds like a riff on The Thing
 RockPusher: We chose to send out a distress call rather than a warning
 joallthedogs: @MacbethSeemsSus Lol, ice cream sounds pretty good rn
 NullSigil: Moral of sci fi stories: Never try to go to tau ceti. Something will always go very wrong.
Oscelot: Yeah, I can imagine that's glaring
 CaptainChibale: they're wearing helmets why are they reacting to the wind lmao
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig well, the space goo clone of Heather's character killed Heather's character, but it was a result of Adam's decision, yeah
 hidingbox: future tech
 DiscordianTokkan: Magnetic Oxygen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so Expanse coded
hiFunko: very efficient filters
 RockPusher: game could come down a tad versus the mics
 dagoth__ur_: is this a movie?
 Boopity: That super future compression
 MacbethSeemsSus: The oxygen has boots
 quatoria: okay just so long as adam got to get someone killed, everything's good
 Dedwrekka: Oh, was Serge a Poison Gas Safety Inspector? He never talks about it!
 BrowneePointz: if you keep compressing air it starts getting really hot
 e_bloc: everything can only compress so much
 Veshnikard: they somehow travel 3 times faster than light
 Sorator13: yeah, Mitchell is still my best boy
Oscelot: Nope @dagoth__ur_ , it's a dark pictures anthology game though
 Sorator13: I agree that game volume is high vs mic volume
 kingandcommoner: bullshittery: they actually have super-algae in the backpack recycling their CO2
 glitched_goddess: it’s raining here lol
Kaaosa: now i know i can spin serge up by incorrectly quoting confined space entry requirements
 brainbosh: The planet they are colonizing has gravity yes lol
 Boopity: Yeah, game audio is a bit high
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are we about to get the first 5 minutes of the Martian
 PhoenixMelior: Could we have less game please
 the_lone_bard: So I ordered a book that arrived this morning and for some reason the store makes and included an entire zine with it. And I just realised my entire house smells aggressively of ink and paper entirely because of this "readings monthly" thing...
 kingandcommoner: the fungus is...among us
Oscelot: The fungus, it's am-- dangit
 Dedwrekka: I can barely hear what the characters are saying
 e_bloc: I don't know how this ends but I have a fun guess
   LoadingReadyRun: is that better on the game audio?
 Rexsplosion: don't wanna miss a thang!
 PhoenixMelior: Yes, thank you paul!
 Boopity: It is, thank you Paul
 neisan2112: God that was so funny tho
 TheLadyMakai: Yep, thanks Paul!
 kingandcommoner: @Oscelot 
 Sorator13: Definitely better, thanks!
 ButButTheJesus: aw, I appreciated it ben
 Rexsplosion: game audio is good, thanks Paul
 e_bloc: sounds great Paul (presumably)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Paul!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Volume mix sounds good
 Kramburger: Who could have even seen that coming?
Oscelot: @kingandcommoner hehe
 RelwinEJ: Para-tau ceti was yesterday
 RockPusher: Thank you Paul, I think that is correct though hard to tell with the game wind noise intent right now
  Juliamon: Audio balance is good. Can we get stream info updated?
 Kramburger: It's *liquid*
Oscelot: rain which is not making the rocks wet in any way
 captain_wulf: sudden urge to watch Pitch Black
 Strebenherz: uh oh, zappies
 Boopity: Space wisps??
TheAinMAP: 
 Ferisar: the lightning is ball
 HedWund: the planet is mad
 Duffadash: Speaking of present day, present time. I'd almost 4 AM here - I should go to bed.
 e_bloc: well here I go, wish me luck
Oscelot: don't follow the will o' wisp
 Sorator13: @Duffadash good sleep, friend!
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 SparksElemental: LRR game sessions just arent the same without 'Paradise City' and Patrick
 Kramburger: Coopah
 handsometom21: @AshFI cheers
 MacbethSeemsSus: oh my god I was joking about the Martian opening
 PhoenixMelior: Noooo not the cute lady!
 mrjujubeans: Does the himbo deserve to live?
 WiJohn: She's a pod people!
 Sorator13: text message available?
 Duffadash: @Sorator13 
Oscelot: @PhoenixMelior we must save the lesbians!~
 Sorator13: uh oh!
Oscelot: rest well @Duffadash
 kingandcommoner: I hear if you stop walking, the Lord will carry you
 SaxPython: 1 pair of footsteps was the xenomorph
 EvilBadman: Just send back "K.'
 Lysander_salamander: that was so helpful
 Boopity: @EvilBadman "Seen"
 FadedOverseer: just start digging
Oscelot: Yeah x.x
 EvilBadman: The 2008 brown everything is very helpful too
 SparksElemental: I need teammates to write manifestos in response or I get suspicious
Oscelot: I wish that this game would give us ANY relevant info about this planet
 Lysander_salamander: ok sure
Oscelot: like is it cold? is it hot?
 Lysander_salamander: I guess?
Oscelot: what's the atmosphere?
 e_bloc: this is my hole!
 DarkMorford: Who's breathing into the mic? 
 RockPusher: Oscelot planet spooky 
 RedAlexxis: This is the planet they wanted to populate?
 Sorator13: There might've been something to see before the lightning strike? idk
 hidingbox: Can't climb over that
 SparksElemental: Atmosphere seems very Pacific Northwest
Oscelot: @RockPusher lol
Oscelot: @SparksElemental excuse? 
 SparksElemental: Its rainy
 Sorator13: @Oscelot "constantly raining"?
 the_lone_bard: Now would be a great time for the trades person I'm waiting for to show up since I feel like we're gonna be here for awhile.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the constant loud heavy breathing
 EvilBadman: Ah, person who's only seen PNW rain
 BrowneePointz: early scans said it could support life. sometimes scans are wrong
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
Oscelot: @Sorator13 ahh lol yeah, I kinda forget that being on the scrubland side of the PNW
 Sorator13: and a place for his head/brain statue...
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: kids aren't allowed at malls anymore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He wanted to strip mine it
 kingandcommoner: the goths are returning to hot topic
Oscelot: @the_lone_bard tradies always find the worst times to show up lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: Based on the spaceship the priority builds are basketball court, sculpture garden, and strip mall when they land
 DarkMorford: I'd like a bit more rain the PNW these days, my lawn looks terrible
 Sorator13: @MacbethSeemsSus and bedrooms larger than modern apartments
 ContingentCat: I don't know about malls but definitely seeing scene kids again in Toronto
 Greendrag13: @Oscelot I spent a year out that way! Ever been to RadCon?
Oscelot: @Greendrag13 Nope
 GrassVortex: it is fascinating how they *immediately* remove the use of the waypoints after they give them to you.  Game Design 
macgirl75: Slimeridge!!!!
 glitched_goddess: The mall out here has 2 game stores, 2 anime stores, and a retro collectible
Oscelot: @GrassVortex so helpful
  SmithKurosaki: @macgirl75 Yea that mall is just no use to normal people
 the_lone_bard: @Oscelot The last like, 5 in a row have shown up 10 minutes before their allocated 3 hour window... This one is 46mins into the window    Worst part is they aren't even doing anything just showing up and going "Yeah that's fucked, let me take a photo, we'll speak to the real estate agent, bye."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Larger than most apartments people will ever be able to afford
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 SparksElemental: Maybe its the Drake thing, but I feel like I've seen more goth girls in social media lately....
Oscelot: @the_lone_bard Awwww
 EvilBadman: "I frewed up"
 e_bloc: you get your parent to do what now
 KadmosTech: 
 Fantusta: My parents were much cooler than me
 macgirl75: @rockpusher thanks friend!!!!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
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Oscelot: @KadmosTech oh that's such a good design
 the_lone_bard: I went to none parties and by the time people started inviting me I was old and grumpy and didn't want to go to parties.
 joallthedogs: 
 RockPusher: macgirl75 Thank you for spending time with us! 
 DarkMorford: @the_lone_bard None party with left drugs?
 Rexsplosion: Serge NOT being scared is so sad to me.
 macgirl75: @RockPusher it’s an honour
 the_lone_bard: Like I have to go to a networking dinner on Monday and I realised it's the first time I've eaten out in 14 years.
 Rexsplosion: I live for his shrieks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yes
 Mindfire13: This game kinda makes me want to play No Man's Sky for some reason
 Boopity: Spooky's house is great
matthaus_c: it's called Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion now I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Correct
 NoxStryx: It actually ISNT the name of the game anymore
 NoxStryx: They had to change it
 Fantusta: Spooky's Lets Nope stream was on the  LRR greatest hits playlist someone made I'm glad I watched it
 the_lone_bard: @DarkMorford Honestly a shockingly accurate representation of the last decade of my life.
 SkylerRingtail: That rock sure landed uneventfully. No dust or anything!
Oscelot: wow those are some very quiet falling rocks
 kingandcommoner: hey, who turned out the lights?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The 2nd episode is muted forever and it is SO SAD
Boomyakalolo: it's spooky's jumpscare mansion now
 Lysander_salamander: oh they're splitting up even more
 KadmosTech: @oscelot yeah he has some good ones    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is where you physically tie yourselves together
 RockPusher: They hold on tight
 Boopity: How did she get split up _so far_
 glitched_goddess: spooky’s is so good lol
 Fantusta: at least there's no stalagmites on the ceiling
Oscelot: @KadmosTech lol the mod leave one XD
 EvilBadman: A...cave? You described a cave.
 KadmosTech: @oscelot I use that one a lot 
 SparksElemental: Imagine stalagtites on the wall
Oscelot: hehehe
 DarkMorford: @EvilBadman Am cave have four wall?
nyoomgoom: i went to like 3 absolute nerd parties with gaming club people, and it ruled. vibes like a childhood birthday party.
 goombalax: Tight to the ceiling, mighty from the ground
 @SmithKurosaki: Hows chat
 paulthemapguy: it's not a real cave, it's a con cave!
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 Boopity: This seems legit
 Sorator13: press X to doubt
smurfomancer: Pressing X
 fearthespike: the constant punctuation is telling me off
 RockPusher: can't help not keep giggling at "Utility Strap"
 IanAllenBird: totally not a alien
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 Fantusta: and then I left
 Xenguin47: Question: Is a spacesuit just a really high tech jar?
 paulthemapguy: cave your enthusaism
Oscelot: no you're their doordash
 ghizmou: I can almost taste you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's so infected
 ButButTheJesus: soon we will be tOgEtHeR
Oscelot: @Xenguin47 rofl
 Sorator13: @Xenguin47 Basically!
 Sorator13: Jar, but flexible
 MTigress: @Xenguin47 in the same way a portal gun is a shower curtain, yes
 SparksElemental: @goombalax I always remember the diff bc stalagmite hss an M and M looks like two stalagmites
shushu2539: you are so close to dicovering me.. and the truth
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What part of horror games does Serge like?
 Xenguin47: So... we should not let them out of it, right?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Were you expecting another astronaut?
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 PhoenixMelior: Which one of them is the alien
 Lysander_salamander: huh?
Oscelot: Hrm.
 Sorator13: You might've found the real one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, you're dead
 kingandcommoner: you had the Cavern Outcome so I assume there was a not-cavern outcome possible
 Boopity: Oops, accidentally found the real one
 00gogo00: I guess if you went down the other fork you'd have found a different Anders
 joallthedogs: @PhoenixMelior I'm guessing both 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did it say to rewind
Oscelot: Yeah but that wouldn't be fun
 MacbethSeemsSus: They're just bored
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior Yeah, I think both are now
 the_lone_bard: This new Helldivers update is wild.
 SaxPython: looks like they're blastring off again
 Talin06: they are trying to learn about us
 Sorator13: Oh, that may well be what hit the ship, alright
 RockPusher: Well Bond, you see this…
 James_the_Dabbler: Fork is an opportunity to rewind, not a requirement
 Mai_Andra: oh, it's *from* this planet.  coincidentally.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP the drone
 e_bloc: *cocks gun*
 brainbosh: This plase is *cursed*
smurfomancer: *cocks gun* "Planet's haunted"
 Lysander_salamander: You know the whole "why does god need a spaceship" sort of thing.
 MTigress: what if the drones and all this are fake?
Oscelot: I have a feeling this is a doomed planet and this species is trying to get off it
 rosesmcgee: Cursed voyage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *cocks shotgun* Planet's haunted
 Sorator13: @smurfomancer Bad news about our gun.... (we're out of bullets)
 kumatsu: the ceo was going for the weylan-yutani, they wanted to harvest the weird flesh towers
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Will be waiting for Young until we are old
nyoomgoom: first spaceship on venus??
 Mai_Andra: <Lightning Bolt>
 Sorator13: I'm waiting for a large chunk of debris to come flying blown by the wind and murder one of them
 Sorator13: ala beginning of Gravity
Boomyakalolo: <counterspell>
 EvilBadman: Don't sneak up on me while I wistfully stare into the storm man
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra insufficient damage for this creature
 Sorator13: man, I wish life were that simple
 Reaper_IsMyName: man im pulling for Cernan
 macgirl75: listen.  Skarsgard is not a joking matter 😉
 MTigress: "i just make them up"
 e_bloc: there are none so blind than those who will not see
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mitchell is MEGA infected with how he looks in this light
 Rexsplosion: that's similar to what Simms said in the beginning
Boomyakalolo: <tragic slip>
 fcloud: just be happy
 Mai_Andra: <Extremely Loud Continuous Rasperry>
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 RockPusher: You need to compartmentalise the horrors
Oscelot: Cernan is an unironically good bean
 glitched_goddess: see? just decide to be happy. then you’ll fix your mental illness.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For his husband
 ghyllnox: Gameplay!
 paulthemapguy: lmao that is amazing
 RockPusher: 
 Boopity: Leave gran gran alone 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 the_lone_bard: What are the data roaming charges like to Tau Ceti?
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess I think he said he did a lot of work after his husband died to try to come to a better place in life
Boomyakalolo: "gameplay"
 fcloud: "unsigned long long to release"?? that doesnt make any sense at all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_lone_bard Out of this world 
 paulthemapguy: What's next? Cable management simulator?
Oscelot: 2 blank 4 0...?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh they went 4 light years to find RAM. Makes sense
 hackingducks: gotta rearrange the isolinear chips
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To unclamp a box? Yeah that sure was GAMEPLAY
 00gogo00: Puzzles
 LanaTheRaven: Who designed this probe? Why do you need to know the serial number to log in?
Oscelot: god every tech you have to walk away from seems to need to screech into the void
 SkylerRingtail: Why would you need a security pin for an exoplanet probe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: g a m e p l a y
 00gogo00: why does the prove ask you to enter a serial number on a screen next to the serial number
 00gogo00: like it's right there if it was working you could just look
 MacbethSeemsSus: @00gogo00 This was the puzzle they designed right before lunch
 fcloud: @LanaTheRaven look, this is a very important probe, so we need the maximum possible security. nothing less than a four-digit number will do
shushu2539: 3 guesses wrong and you lock it
 TriuneSystem: 8008
 Sorator13: Yeah, the four-digit serial number is not a great security check
 hidingbox: it'd be hilarious if it actually wasn't anything 2x40
 hackingducks: @00gogo00 generic firmware for a range of models?
 Mindfire13: I'm feeling 2840
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 GhostValv: 
 hackingducks: your wifi router comes with the password on the bottom, btw
 paulthemapguy: 2840
 fcloud: is it maybe 8020 like the title of the game
 TheNerdWonder: I am fully expecting it to make you find that last digit and have it be one of the numbers you already input
 LanaTheRaven: @fcloud Ah, of course! Three would just be silly!
 Too_Many_Knives: First try
 thebuzzstreams: yooooo
 Lysander_salamander: yayyyyyy
 SnackPak_: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: *fungus is tapping foot, looking at fungus watch*
 Lysander_salamander: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 Veshnikard: first try
Oscelot: lordy
 SaxPython:   
 lochnessseammonster: 
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 damn_i_am_pretty: 
n3ther: a wild wiggins appears
 ButButTheJesus: hi matt hi waiders
  wiggins: famous tiktoker Matt Wiggins
 DoctorHutch: 
 Rexsplosion: Matt Wigglytuff
  wiggins: I knowwww
 zeathean: 27th
 Sorator13: hey, waiot, I thought we weren't talking about the space goo?
 goombalax: I'm so excited
 Vinewood_OG: RexCom
 fcloud: eh, hes not that tuff. legit wiggly tho 
 HorusFive: Young got a sweet eyepatch.  I bet that was a good story
 Sorator13: I heard that in a VERY different way than you meant, Ben
Oscelot: Well at least she didn't lie about the fact that they've dealt with aliens
 MacbethSeemsSus: "I'm sendin out an SOS to the SPACE"
Boomyakalolo: #thisisaprerecordforthenextgame
 HedWund: now you get to find out the twist!
 PhoenixMelior: Oh its intentionally blocked
 zeathean: they have tried this before
 IanAllenBird: uh oh
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Oscelot: @Sorator13 happened this game, she got attacked
 zeathean: omigosh are they clones?
 ghyllnox: OH
Kaaosa: nah it's fine
Oscelot: oh boy
 MWGNZ: 
 Strebenherz: WHELP
 paulthemapguy: Message Saved. End of new messages. Main menu.
 kingandcommoner: "welcome back" and all that
 PhoenixMelior: Its clones all the way down
 SparksElemental: Is this hell?
 mrjujubeans: oops all aliens
TheAinMAP: 
 underhill33: what a tweest
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 ClodiumSoride: that is more cool than I expected from this game
 Nigouki: hold on, did they rip of Cameron's Alien Dice Friends?
 niccus: alright time to bet on how long this has been looping
 Rourke9: oh interesting
 hackingducks: what a tweest!
 ghyllnox: Splort
 e_bloc: sheeeeeeeit
 GhostValv: 
 MrSarkhan: RIP
 SymphonySolstice: "it's all clones?" "Always has been"
 RockPusher: You Have Been Gummy Wormed!
 Lysander_salamander: ah
 Fantusta: I thought this was a little too straight forward but whoaaa
 pimiento: awkward
 e_bloc: this is just the plot for moon
 fcloud: i know this song
 HedWund: roads, nice
 Sorator13: Well, I'm confused
 youcantlistentobuttons: PORTISHEAD?!
 neisan2112: Oh shit is this Portishead??!!
 fcloud: portishead
Oscelot: @e_bloc I meeeean
Oscelot: She hasn't been dead that long...
 neisan2112: Yeah this is Roads
Boomyakalolo: i don't feel so well mr stark
 the_lone_bard: Hey a replacement eye for you!
 RedAlexxis: Send in ... the clones
 HorusFive: Look- there's a lot of bodies laying around.  I can't notice all of them
 thebuzzstreams: the eye's still good to use!
 geckoinasuit: hi crew, i see we are back to murdering people
 Lysander_salamander: wait where's everyone else?
 Kramburger: Portishead?
 HedWund: beth gibbons is still amazing
 Xenguin47: Damn, somebody opened her jar
 RedAlexxis: those happy, laughy clones
 GhostValv:   
 drewm1022: Yup Portishead.
 MWGNZ:  
 the_lone_bard: Wait what, Roads was not what I expected here.
 youcantlistentobuttons: Oh shit
 iris_of_ether: Portishead rules
 Lysander_salamander: oh, portishead
 SnackPak_: neat
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 Strebenherz: OH DAMN
 ghyllnox: Woah
 SparksElemental: Hey, spare suit parts! Score
 youcantlistentobuttons: HOLY TWIST
 neisan2112:   
 ClodiumSoride: okay, this is now awesome
 Lysander_salamander: interesting choice
 IanAllenBird: neat
 SnackPak_: good song choice
 SK__Ren: Oh! The plant remembers us
 PhoenixMelior: Well thats kinda fucked up
 Forlorgen: what a twist!
Oscelot: Well then.
 RockPusher: At a certain point it just seems like your feeding ships to the planet
matthaus_c: sweet twist
 Rexsplosion: that is actually a cool twist
 hidingbox: quick start singing over all the music
 e_bloc: good twist game
 Lysander_salamander: wait what does this even mean
  Juliamon: damn... that was actually a good pull
 TheLadyMakai: love that yall got this part of the game
 SK__Ren: It said the captain never changes
 lamina5432: it clones the entire ship is amazing
 ghyllnox: So... either it's replicating the whole ship, or, time shenanigans
 Boopity: This song is a vibe
 tidehollowcat: Okay, I'm impressed.  Was not at all expecting that
 Sorator13: I think I would enjoy this twist more if I understood any of it
 Sorator13: but I'm very lost rn
 MacbethSeemsSus: So many wasted basketball courts
 Mindfire13: Materials to repait the ship!
 the_lone_bard: Turns out this started as an asteroid and it's just built up of ship wreckage.
 LanaTheRaven: Okay, wow.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: We were the first here, and the second... and the third...
  Juliamon: Now I'm even more disappointed with the rest of the game for being not great
 geckoinasuit: i missed the last bit of last night and most of today so i am so confused
 Kramburger: Sure it's not real, but it feels real to them
@johnny40000: 1234?
 Boopity: @Sorator13 Yeah, I think the game is still in the process of explaining it
 ghyllnox:  Cori
 RockPusher: So, who was the control group?
 Strebenherz: this is super mario world and we just see all the bodies i guess
 Rourke9: you’d think they would send DIFFERENT people
 flyman347: plot of 17776
 e_bloc: isnt that just the plot to an outer limits episode
 Kipstar: don't think about what all this dust is...
smurfomancer: This is the secret thing that they weren't talking about in the prologue today!
 fearthespike: the entire planet is made up of ship parts
 TheLadyMakai: cori...nice guess you have there
 fcloud: why do they keep sending us? we're not meeting expectations
Oscelot: All of this has happened before, all of it will happen again...
 SparksElemental: Spending a lot of money for clones and crashed ships, there
 rosesmcgee: Zap Brannigan style, we sent wave after wave of our own until the creatures reach their kill limit
 Easilycrazyhat: "First we sent one ship. It sank. Then we sent another ship. That ship sank."
 Zandivya: But what if humans are the real mutants?!!
 paulthemapguy: the soil is just the crushed and disintegrated matter of former ships
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So this planet might have once been inhabitable and it was strip mined
 e_bloc: would you say this might be going on for returnity
 Lysander_salamander: So it's like, Mickey 17 or Moon?
 PhoenixMelior: So we were NEVER the original, huh
 SkylerRingtail: Alright game, you got my curiosity back. Don't disappoint me with the payoff.
 TheWanderingNomad: @rosesmcgee "Many of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
 inetro: Dead World theory, it has happened and will happen again indefinitely
 Sorator13: noooo, Mitchell
 MacbethSeemsSus: I thought the lack of bellybutton was weird
 niccus: mole planet as praxis
 hackingducks: @rosesmcgee adamvsHMM
 varmintx0: this game is very a greatest hits of every space movie
 public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, this plot only really makes sense if you assume you can build a space ship, send it lightyears away, and clone an entire crew all for free an infinite number of times
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 m33pn8r: @flyman347 I'm overdue for my like 5th re-read/experience of that
 Lysander_salamander: that's peculiar
 HedWund: 
 Kasran: how it feels to chew 5 gum
 Kramburger: It seems like they're just feeding clones to the aliens
 LeeshaJoy: "Sounds to me like you're just feeding astronauts to the hell planet"
 hackingducks: @public_key_reveal_party ehh, "cheap enough" works instead of "free" but yeah
shushu2539: so.. time travelling raspberries
 the_lone_bard: That's an extremely convoluted way to send all of earths metal from earth to tau ceti I guess...
 Strebenherz: shitter's haunted
 SymphonySolstice: if only we had a gun
 neisan2112: Oh yeah maybe that's how they had clones of the crew immediatly
 Sorator13: LOL
 paulthemapguy: lmao Ben
 the_lone_bard: I have many mouths and I must scream.
chaos5896: 
 inetro: just makes me miss Dead Space 
 Veshnikard: they clone the ship too? I thought the mission was very expensive
 Kramburger: I have no phone and I must clone
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KawaiiInventiveStapleWOOP-x0igQsBg8fdcaYy4
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels VERY Expanse meets Dead Space
 Sorator13: whoops, I'll fix that typo
 Dedwrekka: What if the first thing you hit was the woman who floated away, but from a previous version?
 hackingducks: @Veshnikard economy of scales bay-bee
 Paranundrox: who didnt do the dishes this week
 Mai_Andra: but the scanner read them though... was it just matching against an earlier scan?
smurfomancer: So now do we get to muse on whether there's any real difference between the human clones and the fungus clones?
 mrjujubeans: so, not aliens. just cloning goo?
 fcloud: through it to where? its probably all over the place
 pimiento: i think they need a real good plumber
Malletmaster: Cooper stayed behind
 drewm1022: Oh, I hadn't thought of Expanse.  Protomolecule!
 MacbethSeemsSus: You could put your helmets back on....
 hackingducks: space ships are cheaper by the dozen, it happens
 Mindfire13: This feels like there's a route that has a "good ending" that requires everyone alive
 ProfessorFalconer: Maybe, I dunno, put your helmet on
 LeeshaJoy: @Thefluffiestguineapig There's also some Moon (2009) in there
 the_lone_bard: This is what happens when shitty landlords aren't forced to deal with black mould.
 Kramburger: Remember when Williams was asking for orders? He KNEW
 PhoenixMelior: @mai_andra its probably coded to your clone generation to keep them straight
 SparksElemental: Who was in charge of the Cronenberg room?
 Xenguin47: Man, you left that alien hand hanging..
 fcloud: aesthetically a lot of dead space
 drewm1022: Moon was so good.
 Paranundrox: I'm with you Serge
 Fantusta: They just want a high five from the wall
 ButButTheJesus: stinky 
 Zandivya: high five!
 calculated_uncertainties: I missed somebody dying, I think.  Aww
 Kramburger: High five!
 rosesmcgee: The ABC gum planet sucks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LeeshaJoy This wishes it was as deep as Moon
 HadesLeprechaun: we kept putting clones into space and they kept dying so I said it seems like you're just feeding astronauts to the planet and NASA started crying, or something
 MTigress: just hi-5 them all
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 Sorator13: @calculated_uncertainties No one has died tonight
 neisan2112: OH they diggin in there
 GhostValv: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "my ring!"
 Kramburger: If you high five every hand in the game you unlock the secret ending
 HorusFive: Meat tube
 calculated_uncertainties: @Sorator13 I think last night. The Marine one?
 Mindfire13: Infinite meat glitch
 e_bloc: does this suit have the 'can't pee in the batsuit' level annoyance
 SparksElemental: Who's job was it to maintain the Cronenberg room?
 Sorator13: @calculated_uncertainties Heather's character (second in command) and Adam's character (captain) died last night, near the end of stream
Oscelot: I mean it's certainly easier to clone the oracle
 hackingducks: @e_bloc astronaut diapers
 Zandivya: You can do an ET moment with one of the hands
 MacbethSeemsSus: Zut alors
chaos5896: High 5 the ceiling!!!
Oscelot: just copy/paste
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Astronauts have custom diapers for a reason
 Sorator13: (as did Williams, CEO, and the two tutorial characters)
 schordash: adam in big story receiving mode 👀
 e_bloc: @hackingducks oh yeah I remember her
 glitched_goddess: if they’re clones then they don’t need to worry about peeing
 hesterbyrde: Why are we playing Chronos again? /s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess .......how so
 whitebadgerwolf88: No...take my strong hand 
 Lysander_salamander: great gurgling noises
 IanAllenBird: I think this is cool lookin
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hackingducks Same brain cell 
 BrowneePointz: they've been desensitized
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah this isnt scary just interesting
 Sorator13: I would not call this "scary", though I would call it "gross"
 fcloud: the letsnopers are hardened veterans
shushu2539: well, at least they won't run out of food
 e_bloc: if I was going to have custom diapers, I would want them to be air-brushed like Rick Rude's trunks
 SparksElemental: Society has been desensitized.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Jump scares are surprises, not scary
 hackingducks: usually this stuff is more gross than scary tbh.
 Veshnikard: the pace of video games ruin the horror
 HedWund: adam and ben are desensitized
 radioshackraider: This is how I learn Serge has never looked at art of Eldrazi or Phyrexians
Oscelot: @MacbethSeemsSus startling, not scary, yeah
 glitched_goddess: there’s a body horror but knowing its clones kinda makes it less scary?
 Mindfire13: This is more "gross" than "scary." Still unsettling, but different
 00gogo00: that is fuckin weird tbh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Ben!
matthaus_c: shoutout Pacific Obadiah
 hackingducks: @Mindfire13 one hundo
 Fantusta: Maybe this ship should stay in lockdown actually
 NoxStryx: Dont worry ben, i sleep to black metal
 Lysander_salamander: sure
 Fantusta: oh good the poo room
 MacbethSeemsSus: She went into the poo room!
 SymphonySolstice: boss arena
 ghizmou: boss fight
 PhoenixMelior: Game horror isnt scary because you can just retry or play again
 Veshnikard: they either give you a gun or they don't so you just run and hide everywhere
 FadedOverseer: oh my
@hedrongrindah: quick, hit em with the Great Valu Brand Mars Volta
@DocPhoenix: I'm wondering, if they used the rewind system and did multiple playthroughs, would they find out that every possible branched path happened to a different iteration of the crew?
 RealGamerCow: weird tardigrade
 damn_i_am_pretty: Horror as a game is really really hard because Horror you aren't supposed to have a *choice*, often Horror is something that you are forced to deal with
 calculated_uncertainties: Video game horror leans too heavily on you being focused on tasks/objectives for the jump scares.
 neisan2112: This is a Bloodborne boss
 Boopity: Video game writing suffers a lot from"... and now we have to put in some gameplay!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I sometimes fall asleep to certain old Let's Nope or W+P episodes
 HorusFive: Who left the axolotl in the microwave
 glitched_goddess: it’s that Llanowar amalgam
 snacksmuncher69: eyemogging young. rude
 Greendrag13: Oooh, spooky blobbo! But also, text messages?
matthaus_c: fought this guy in Fallout 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so fleshy
 e_bloc: well here I go, wish me luck
 letsbelgo: deadspace ish
Oscelot: Oh Amygdala, Amygdala, have pity on the poor fool...
 SpleenLord: Oh god! the T-rex hands!
 schordash:   
 00gogo00: it's Yargle!
 RockPusher: Way to evolve, Axolotl
 ButButTheJesus: not supposed to feed them after midnight
 BraveOthello: So where's the organic matter for all this biomass coming from?
 MAPBoardgames: Mission Objective: keep breathing.
 paulthemapguy: God damnit, why did I try to eat something right when that disgusting thing appeared
matthaus_c: I'm like half your age!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Again, why did they take their helmets off
 SparksElemental: Get Peter Capaldi on the line. Got some Zygons to deal with
 fcloud: the outside
Oscelot: "yes"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mandatory stealth is also just maximum vibe kill
 Sorator13: @BraveOthello Good question! But that hasn't been an obstacle for it so far
 betweenmyself: the only SStTitD story that freaked me out was ‘The Drum’ where the kids’ mom is replaced with a woman with glass eyes and a wooden tail 
Kaaosa: probably wants back in the discord
 MAPBoardgames: A very narrow cone in the front. It's also nearsighted and myopic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Unless you are Thief 2 then stealth is not fun
 alchemistsavant: Your brother is a clone from a previous spaceship
 BraveOthello: @Sorator13 Bothers me to when the story doesn't even try to have an answer for stuff like that
 Sorator13: Your brother has been consumed by space goo and cloned
 fcloud: "call to john. i know this hurts."
 Fantusta: the flashlight being on not ideal
 rabbitgta: But dialed or maybe cloned and sent to a planet
 RealGamerCow: that QTE text is SO SMALL
 SkylerRingtail: Didn't we learn yesterday that the button changes, and mashing can end badly...
 Sorator13: @BraveOthello Well, it was kind of directly addressed earlier, and they basically said "yeah, we don't understand how it's doing this"
 DiscordianTokkan: Occupado!
 HorusFive: occupado
 Diabore: occupado!
 Sorator13: so it wasn't just ignored, at least
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Turn the text size up for QTEs again?
 MAPBoardgames: Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms
 00gogo00: surely the poo room is a type of bathroom
 paulthemapguy: yeah that thing needs to piss out of its 75 appendages
shushu2539: oh, the raspberries respect privacy in the bathroom?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This isn't where we parked our car
 e_bloc: so Serge the thing is if you don't start mashing right away, you might let something awful happen
 Kramburger: It was designed by Williams
 Veshnikard: each clone gets more and more off
 Fantusta: Sounds like your LRR Sims house
 AkiraBalance27: I think itd be smart to have lockdown in like every room
 HorusFive: That architect from RE2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct Adam
 HedWund: 
 e_bloc: but when the light's on, its less dangerous
 geckoinasuit: yeah the same person designed the umbrella labs
 EvilBadman: I need a) Basketball court and b) figure the rest of the ship out or whatever, idk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive Cue the Ethan "Who builds this shit" from RE7
 hackingducks: they're building A LOT of these things... they had to cross some wires just to amuse themselves
 rabbitgta: Poo locked is a huge sign he works for the sith
 HedWund: 
 MAPBoardgames: Just stand behind him and mash R1
Boomyakalolo: this is the fortnight event for star wars that makes so much sense
 MacbethSeemsSus: And move without rhythm
 Dedwrekka: They had to put it together a dozen times, they went for simplicity not quality
 Strebenherz: thief 2
 rosesmcgee: Why expend so many resources to send clones into an alien wood chipper?
 glitched_goddess: Arkham asylum
 SparksElemental: I hear Alien:Isolation is getting a sequel?
 Ferisar: dishonored
 Veshnikard: he's not wrong
 e_bloc: adventures of lolo
 Sorator13: I appreciate that the oxygen saturation has remained steady at 60% for a while; that seems like a good thing
 Mr_Horrible: it do be the one, though
 emilevitt: metal gear solid 2 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz ^^
Grumpingtoon: Riddick butcher bay
 Kramburger: Mark of the ninja is FUN
Kaaosa: why is there no dishonored 2 2
 glitched_goddess: tenchu stealth assassin
 RealGamerCow: what was the other game by them, Gumshoe?
 Spooky_Noises: Mark of the ninja is only 14 years old, much more modern than thief
 fcloud: @Kaaosa there is? isnt that what death of the outsider is
 Ferisar: @Kaaosa but david, there is a dishonored 2 2
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: maybe the entire spaceship is the clone, since there were so many
 e_bloc: TNG cause and effect time loops
 EvilBadman: Sekiro is a good stealth game 
 iarethel0ser: Alien skeet shooting.
 Mr_Horrible: "We're using this time loop to alleviate earthling boredom"
 PhoenixMelior: Maybe we're expedition 33
 MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out your the duck in Duck Hunt
 Boopity: Gamer
 Lysander_salamander: yay
Oscelot: @Sorator13 your blood ox is supposed to be around 90+, anywhere below that it's actually dangerous. she shouldn't actually be conscious right now
 Kramburger: GAMER
Oscelot: Hot damn
 aquinas_0: mark of ninja was fun, but thief had THE sound
 Sorator13: well we did see the space goo basically firing into the sky
 fearthespike: gamer!
 HorusFive: 
 Mr_Horrible: local gamer
 IanAllenBird: Clap
Kaaosa: @Ferisar damn i was hoping you wouldn't call me out
Grumpingtoon: sounds like you’re feeding clones to alien fungus
 niccus: maybe it's a Returnal situation
 mrjujubeans: guessing the over cloning was an accident this instance
 reptile___: "it sounds like you're just feeding clones to the aliens"
 0x6772: I mean, this ship's asteroid strike could plausibly in response to the prior attempts at colonization of their world.
 Dedwrekka: I think the woman who floated away was the "asteroid" for the next round of ships
 00gogo00: maybe they're cloes _and_ they're in a timeloop
 neisan2112: Saaame Serge
 Sorator13: @Oscelot I think it's referring to the concentration of oxygen in the air/atmosphere, not in her blood
 MWGNZ: portishead slaps
 public_key_reveal_party: This is literally Zapp branagan's strat in Futurama, sending wave after wave of his own men into battle until the enemy runs out of ammo
 SparksElemental: Maybe its sacrificial?
Oscelot: @Sorator13 AH yeah, that's likely
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud I know Dishonored 2 exists
 0x6772: But also: we probably shouldn't be trying to justify the game's lazy writing.
 macgirl75: portishead?!?! 💕
 hackingducks: @Oscelot yeah the oximeter isn't a pulse oximeter, it's an atmospheric gas sensor
 Mr_Horrible: did someone ever make a Portishead parody that was "Pootishead", utilizing the YT poop?
 Ferisar: "elevate yourself"
Oscelot: @hackingducks Gotcha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah Thief 2 the Dark Project released in 1998 *crumbles to dust*
 Sorator13: That's... basically an elevator
 ghyllnox: Technically does elevate you, by your own power
 sirwhitefang: I think some of Adam's questions are answered in the game but they might not have the right characters left alive to get the explanation
 reptile___: @Sorator13 normal air is much less than 60% oxygen, so maybe it's 60% of nominal?
 fcloud: @Thefluffiestguineapig nice!  now, do you know that the sequel to dishonored 2 exists?  that's the next-level strat
 drewm1022: "Escalator broken.  Temporarily stairs.  Sorry for the convenience."
 Lysander_salamander: yay lore
 Sorator13: @reptile___ Yeah, I was thinking that
 MAPBoardgames: Lore found!
 RealGamerCow: portishead was a weird show to go to. It's odd being in a space with hundreds of people listening to chill groove music
Oscelot: Oh hey McNamara, haven't seen that one in a while
 ghyllnox: Ah, clones it is
 Paranundrox: convenient that we find this now
 Sorator13: Oh, alright, so we are just literally being cloned on Earth and sent out
 MacbethSeemsSus: Of course you find this after the big reveal
 Sorator13: and they murdered the guy who was going to expose them
 Lysander_salamander: the spaceships seem expensive to keep building
 hyralt: That's true, people always listen to scientists
 HadesLeprechaun: really enjoyed Mickey 17
 Mr_Horrible: great job recording all this incriminating evidence, Science Director
@andrewbaker3750: So handsome
@andrewbaker3750: Wait 7am or pm?
 SparksElemental: I loved Mickey 17
 Boopity: Cause he's rich and has money
 EvilBadman: Copyright 2602
 fcloud: i think benben is with the science team
 IanAllenBird: ohhhh
Oscelot: Take me tau ceti, can't take my soul, got a few clones on this rocky knoll, tried to float away...
 glitched_goddess: infinite money glitch
 neisan2112: So I guess this also explains why they had such a small team for this giant ass ship.
 Bruceski: I posted "I do not consent to being cloned" on Facebook. Checkmate corporate goons.
 MAPBoardgames: That was the guy who vacated the mission just before launch. Not sure why his personal log is here.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I fully think the ship is also a meatclone
 Mr_Horrible: I mean the ship is pretty crappy, they *might*
 hackingducks: infinite money glitch
 MacbethSeemsSus: I hope the cloning device is just the machine from the Prestige
 Vinewood_OG: "We'll call it tax evasion."
 e_bloc: branding the #2 is a 2nd variety vibes
 public_key_reveal_party: Look, spaceships the size of moons are basically free
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: like the original ship got infected and it just keeps replicating itself
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Oscelot: @Bruceski rofl
 rabbitgta:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud There isn't a "sequel" there's the standalone DLC which I think is what you're referencing
 EvilBadman: Hey wait this says dillionaire
 neisan2112: ESPECIALLY video game Horror
 ButButTheJesus: omg ben 
 Mr_Horrible: I think that's more a Supermassive problem than a general horror problem, tbh
 Sorator13: no, the meteorite took out the hospital in the beginning
 Lysander_salamander: They did have the abandoned highschool gymnasium in the ship
 Austere_Squire: it was all a gas leak on a military boat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge has identified so many issues
 lamina5432: mass produced ships
 HorusFive: Look- there's a lot of moons out in space.  So spaceships are probably the same way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait Heather we had that whole medical bay section
 Bruceski: They got the colony ship off of Temu.
 Paranundrox: this is a lot of work for the plan, I feel like this ship could be substantially smaller given the crew is asleep 90% of the time
 glitched_goddess: like if this was just aliens then it’d be better
 Strebenherz: does every ship have that ugly ass giant head statue
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Bruceski Shein, use only once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Computer shut up
Oscelot: I do wish they would loop in more about the Oracle. There's been like no payoff on that
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig which got obliterated by the space goo meteorite
 EvilBadman: Sweet Caroline just starts playing
Oscelot: Hopefully soon
 Lysander_salamander: why
 fcloud: @Thefluffiestguineapig i'm naming it? "dishonored: death of the outsider". it's a standalone sequel in the dishonored universe. i dont see where we get "dlc" from
 ghyllnox: 
 hackingducks: it is an awfully huge ship for their mission tbh
 e_bloc: gotta hand it to the devs for that one
 fcloud: Handy Hallway
Oscelot: ADAM XD
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 HedWund: 
 Sorator13: ADAM!?!
Malletmaster: HUH
 emilevitt: 
 GhostValv: 
 Patorik: The mythical hallway everyone's talking about
 ghizmou: it s all about how you market it
Kaaosa: hj hallway
 DarkMorford: WHAT
 DandyGeek: the Hall of Hanjos
 Kasran: the What
 Mr_Horrible: the Handy Hall
 ButButTheJesus: the what now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Yeah
 e_bloc: 
Grumpingtoon: any hallway can be handjob hallway if you ignore enough signs
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Williams, we need to talk about the handjob hall"
 rosesmcgee: Holodeck? No, too expensive. Hand job hallway is all we're budgeted for.
 EvilBadman: HJay Hallway
 Lysander_salamander: You guys would really like the novel "Time to Orbit: Unknown."
 DandyGeek: smh, alien goo never heard of a glory hole
 Patorik: This guy sounds like Serge
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringTangentialTaroOSkomodo-09Vjlq1dwkZ8OoHr
 atlr: yanked clean off
 Fruan: No access to the Reactor Roo
 e_bloc: disturbed that mr. hands might be in here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud They called it a standalone DLC. Anyways, doesn't matter
 MAPBoardgames: Unhand it!
 Kramburger: Drop it!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Give me a hand here
 atlr: owww
 fcloud: @rosesmcgee but you see, that's the beauty of the holodeck. it can BE a handjob hallway. just a matter of programming
 Fantusta: I'm not sure I wanted to win that quicktime
 EvilBadman: Maybe they wanna help
 HedWund: you woke up bob
 e_bloc: belopa
 Mr_Horrible: "Now Bond, this is a hallway. However, if you walk down it at precises .275 miles per minute, it'll get you hard."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a joke? They literally are holding the tarp shut?
 emilevitt: burninate them all 
 Inquisitor_Xian: you landed on planet Skorn! that body horror game y'all played on Lets nope
 fearthespike: hello?
 foopoiuyt: It's that lack of depth perception
 e_bloc: I never thought about it before, but does someone have to clean up the spunk in holodecks
 geckoinasuit: time to LEAVE
 rosesmcgee: @fcloud It's what Quark basically did.
 Omthebox: I will not
 Mr_Horrible: Bake-Off: Gas Leak Episode was pretty inspired
 MacbethSeemsSus: You didn't watch First Light last night obviously
 Omthebox: I know my rights
 TheOrigamiGamer: l wasn’t here for the first stream. what happened to her eye?
 Chronomos901: wait so where is cooper?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I assume they must have an auto sterilization function
 Rexsplosion: That's Mr. Horrible
 ButButTheJesus: @Mr_Horrible 
 Chronomos901: did she die?
 MAPBoardgames: Telephone call for Mr. Horrible: you're funny.
  Juliamon: TheOrigamiGamer Failed a qte and got shock-prodded
 Lysander_salamander: air?
 Mr_Horrible: vaguely "out", I suppose
 hackingducks: quark's holodecks must be the grossest place on deep space 9, if not the federation as a whole
 macintose: Let's split up gang
 mrjujubeans: Hair
 fcloud: yeah, what are we hoping to achieve by traversing the ship?
 couchboyj: I assume on the Enterprise, the hallow decks clean themselves.  At Quark's its Rom with a mop and bucket.
 alchemistsavant: Handjob Hallway! *clap clap clap clap clap* (that's the sound of the handjobs)
 Mr_Horrible: hey man maybe a helmet before you squeeze through the polyp corridor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: loooooong haaaaallllwwwwaaaaaay
 Sorator13: I'm also not sure where we're trying to go or why, at this point
 e_bloc: wouldnt it really make more sense to get to the top of things
 TheOrigamiGamer: @juliamon Ouch! 🤕
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There might not be a good side of the ship left
Oscelot: Because we had to rapell down from the bridge, Serge
 Sorator13: they videotape their therapy sessions? That's deeply fucked up
 Cptasparagus: ipad monsters
 IanAllenBird: good that they recorded it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Maybe double hazmat suits?
 fcloud: our hero, the coopa troopa
 Lysander_salamander: oh no we're missing the text messages
 mrjujubeans: I already miss Aussie Wheeler
 Sorator13: okay, if your lifeboats can only carry half the crew, that's a problem
 Mr_Horrible: oh no, we're not doing TWO trips
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @IanAllenBird From an inconspicuous corner
 Sorator13: like, a design problem
 Lysander_salamander: I'll have to play this to get the full context I guess
Oscelot: @Sorator13 Yeeeah
 Mr_Horrible: all these space groceries are getting in the door in 1 go
 LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible space education at PS 8020
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot One of the Titanic lessons
 hackingducks: @Sorator13 they have a lot of lifeboats...
 public_key_reveal_party: Also like if you are going to send wave after wave of people out, why would you not let the people who come later know anything about the missions before
 MAPBoardgames: You're safe under the blankets.
 IanAllenBird: real
 Paranundrox: the most fun part of a horror game: finding the battery!
 fcloud: knowing what we know, i dont see how any of these people survive
 HorusFive: How is "Outside on the planet" the safe option
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig mmhmm
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 ButButTheJesus: don't fungus your holes!
 Sorator13: @public_key_reveal_party Because then they'll realize they're clones and might freak out, I suppose?
 HorusFive: @Paranundrox What is a battery if not a zappy key 
 macintose: no wonder they haven't suffocated from decompression yet
 hackingducks: think about it this way: the ISS lifeboats can only hold half the crew at a time.
 Lysander_salamander: Wait is this like the movie "Cube?"
 rosesmcgee: You're 12 lightyears from earth. What are you gonna do?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, this means you didn't actually kill Williams....
 e_bloc: topologically  speaking, your ship is topologically the same as  swiss cheese
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, I'm sure that made everything better (Narrator: this did not make anything better)
 Sorator13: @MacbethSeemsSus well, we killed A williams...
 hackingducks: 3 people on soyuz, 3 on dragon, crew complement usually sits around 6
 LanaTheRaven: But Adam, killing your own clone is still murder!
 IanAllenBird: I feel like I'm not usually so confused by the dark pictures twists
 zeathean: yes
 DandyGeek: it's not suicide
 Zandivya: Is your clone killing you murder?
 Sorator13: I think my clone would say yes
 Patorik: That depends on if a clone is a person
 Diabore: i believe in clone lefts
 circusofkirkus: do you believe in clone wrongs?
GrathXVI: I believe in clone wrongs.
 0x6772: Okay, calm down there, Bladerunner.
 fcloud: the ship is inoperative, the outdoors is hostile, and the people who sent you don't care if you die. the prospects of survival seem slim at best
 Sorator13: I absolutely believe in clone rights
Oscelot: @public_key_reveal_party the scientist in charge of the Charybdis mission said he wouldn't let the corpos take his soul - so I'm assuming he did what he could to set up the probes to find and lead the clones to the same spot so they could find our what happened
 glitched_goddess: what about jacking off your own clone
 Veshnikard: are they baptized?
 Sorator13: It's a version of me
 GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun Ben Serge and Adam, what made you decide on the style of beared (or not) your currently having?
 Chronomos901: I've seen this dr who ep
 alchemistsavant: Would you walk through a hallway composed entirely of your own hands and let them jack you off?
 fearthespike: that is explored on AO3
 lochnessseammonster: i would
 Sorator13: @GirlPainting style of beared?
 IanAllenBird: oh like in pizzamas
 reptile___: clones aren't legally people, because they don't have souls.  So all of this is legal and moral 
 fcloud: altered carbon (book) is good. ditto the prestige (2006)
 ButButTheJesus: @glitched_goddess penny arcade comic did that with Gabe I think...
 RedAlexxis: oh no, don't make me think about htat
 RustZenith: Would you love or hate your clone?
AluvianSprinter: If memories are a requirement, what about people with amnesia/dementia?
 hackingducks: as soon as they become sentient they're not you anymore. they might have all your memories up until that point... but you diverge
 GirlPainting: Sorator13 style of beared
 e_bloc: I mean your clone would be familiar with the equipment
 Bruceski: "Sounds like you're just feeding clone ships to alien fungus."
 Sorator13: @GirlPainting ...?
 HorusFive: Turns out we are more people
Oscelot: @fcloud great name, will have to look for it
 TheOrigamiGamer: I loved reading Altered Carbon. The author lost me on the second book
 Boon_33: adam would spot for his clone
 glitched_goddess: if you meet your clone how do you know who’s the original
 PhoenixMelior: Only if my clone was also into it
 fcloud: and fun clone-oriented survival game The Alters, where you have to put up with 20 versions of your own annoying self
 m33pn8r: Altered Carbon, at least season 1 was really good
 gualdhar: but what if me and my clone are both bottoms?
 GirlPainting: Sorator13 like full beared, goaty, mustache or something else
 MAPBoardgames: This part sucks. I hope you like stealth sections
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hackingducks Plus the perception of those memories immediately makes them different
 IanAllenBird: depends on which methodd of cloning for me
 TheOrigamiGamer: Adam would bench his clone
 e_bloc: I know what clones want, what clones want
 ghyllnox: Hell yeah
 DandyGeek: oh he's got a little ride-along head, neat
 Paranundrox: Well how similar are they personally
 Dedwrekka: What do you mean MORE people! There's so many people on this ship they're coming out of the walls!
 MTigress: what if each moonbase ws a fresh set of lrr clones?
 hieroglyphica: That's some determinism Ben. He could be entirely different!
 Sorator13: @GirlPainting ...beard?
 Paranundrox: as opposed to just looking like you
 hyralt: I know what my clone likes.  To be left in quiet solitude.  With tea.
 Boon_33: would you wingman for your clone?
 Paranundrox: Also who gets the bank account, you or the clone
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay so this story is a mashup of : The thing, Alien, Mickey 17. What else am I missing?
 m33pn8r: @TheOrigamiGamer I hadn't realized it was a book!
 QuixoticScrivener: Red Shirts, the guy "Spock" actor hooks up with "Spock"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus The Expanse, Moon
 fcloud: this is what i hate about ship system voices. they're always delivering bad news
shushu2539: like a twin
 Zandivya: I think the real take away from this is that the original people were assholes and possibly masochists since they sent themselves to die endlessly
 Lysander_salamander: @MacbethSeemsSus Possibly "cube"
 Dedwrekka: These ones definitely have the same memories
 hidingbox: This here is why flamethrowers should be standard issue
 Paranundrox: how different is a Clone from an Identical Sibling
 e_bloc: it gets nature from when they take the dna, but then nuture changes things
 Bruceski: I'm a near-identical twin, so I've got an interesting perspective on this clone stuff
 Vonbane: Like WIll and Thomas Riker?
 PhoenixMelior: Nature v nurture and all that
 Chronomos901: you should really watch the dr who two parter The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People
 Leonworth: If your clone is identical tot eh cellular level would the memory pathways be the same
 simplydavemn: At best your clone would be like your twin.
 GrassVortex: identical twins...
 simplydavemn: So still gross.
Oscelot: @Bruceski I imagine
 Scy_Anide: Identical twins can also be mirror twins
Oscelot: LOL
 e_bloc: would you let your clone give YOU the handjob?
 lochnessseammonster: no it's masturbation
 MAPBoardgames: The term is selfcest
 ghyllnox: At the transceiver, some messages were warnings and some were distress calls
 RockPusher: "clone" here is covering two different distinct things: Genetic duplicate and Consciousness duplicate
 hieroglyphica: Whoa, I am like the exact opposite
 protojman: do you get treated differently due to being the alleged clone
 Sorator13: Adam has taken the position that selfcest is incest
 hyralt: Well, yeah, I think Adam has a point
 rosesmcgee: It's a good policy, honestly
 hieroglyphica: If they don't have my memories then they're just a stranger?
 Lockraemono: clone's memories are hardcoded in
 HorusFive starts taking notes
 Patorik: If you want to date Adam, don't also be Adam
 lochnessseammonster: if they have my memories, then yes. if they don't, then maybe
 Greendrag13: I've never even SEEN Adam's parents. Means I'm still in the running!
chaos5896: It's like a fraction in the timeline, but it's 2 lives running parallel
 fearthespike: why do we not get to meet his parents but he wants to talk to all of our moms??
 MacbethSeemsSus: I love that this game's so boring they're just discussing clone ethics
 hackingducks: ah the ol' clonecesterbation question
 reptile___: is everyone overlooking the implications of Ben saying he knows Adam's parents in the middle of this conversation?
 e_bloc: is it wrong if they give you the HJ
 Rourke9: I’m with Adam
 Lysander_salamander: this is a really dumb maze
Oscelot: @reptile___ lol
 brainbosh: So doing your own clone is incest sounds like
 Chronomos901: what if they're from an alt dimension where your family is *slightly* different
 calculated_uncertainties: biologically you, okay, but spiritually you, too weird... I kinda get it.
 simplydavemn: These clones at least seem to belive they are the orginal.   And all the clones would at least be the same starting point.
 e_bloc: thats multiplicity baby
Kaaosa: what if it's a double blind hj where you don't know 100% that it's a clone on the other side of the curtain
 RustZenith: This  conversation is more interesting than the game  is atm
 Paranundrox: that's up to the partner to determine how they feel about it
 jchinnock: well the vibes are already off if you’re thinking about your family during this hypothetical
 ghyllnox: What if you don't know who's the clone
 Lockraemono: in this scenario every original is dead and we're all clones
 glitched_goddess: how do you know it’s your partner and not their clone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RustZenith Welcome to Let's Nope conversations
 Patorik: Unless your partner is cool with it
 Fruan: We must confront the non-continunity of identity. With handjobs.
 ghyllnox: 
 mtgnorthman: Is the Clone Babtized?
 Leonworth: If they are the same wouldn't jacking off your partner be cheating on your clone
 saucemaster5000: this comes up in multiplicity weirdlyh
 e_bloc: are we trying to invent cloneplay
 DarkMorford:   
 mrjujubeans: Very Mickey 17
 Sorator13: I have a dedicated passphrase that, if I meet another version of myself, I have to say. and if I don't both know to say the passphrase AND know the correct phrase, then that version of myself is not sufficiently similar to me to be inherently trusted. If they do know the phrase, then I can trust whatever they say as fact, cause we're similar enough to know the phrase.
 rosesmcgee: But if you know it's a clone, you're a cheater.
 hyralt: It's not cheating if your partner establishes that clones are within the rules
 MAPBoardgames: They did this in the TV show Fringe.
 Lysander_salamander: why
 HorusFive: Ok- quick, we need to baptize all these clones
 IanAllenBird: it's not a let's nope without an unhinged psychological/moral discussion
 ghyllnox: @e_bloc Well... ... yes?
 Chronomos901: Is the clone single?
 ghizmou: aren't identical twins just like clones?
 PhoenixMelior: Get nicole on the phone, we have a question!
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 hieroglyphica: I don't think that transfers
 Boon_33: would you bully your clone if it was slightly less smart than you?
 Thaeus_: I love how we're just recreating the plot for The 6th Day.
 RustZenith: @Thefluffiestguineapig Didnt realize Lets Nope was more old school Zeta shift hhee
 glitched_goddess: would clones have souls
 Lockraemono: bruh
 calculated_uncertainties: the clone can only be baptized if you have a soul, so.. do clones have souls?
 lochnessseammonster: if it has my memories then it's baptized
 MacbethSeemsSus: What if the clone tank is full of holy water?
 Sorator13: I mean, I think whether the clone is baptised is similar to whether the clone has your memories
 flyman347: so you are different and others aren’t
 GreyThey: What about a transporter copy
 @SmithKurosaki: @andrew What are you asking about?
@DocPhoenix: Schlock Mercenary says that killing your own clone legally counts as attempted suicide
 Lockraemono: new skin, new tats 
 Kipstar: is the clone born with Original Sin?
 ghyllnox: These clones had scars
 Lysander_salamander: You're at bat at a baseball game, but instead of a ball, the pitcher throws a clone of you...
 calculated_uncertainties: And, follow up, do you share a soul with your clone?
 Fruan: Does a clone has a soul? Does it have a new soul or a copy of the same soul?
 Paranundrox: they might be given the tattoos to match but presumably they're not being formed with them
 Lockraemono: tell adam I said hi
 brainbosh: Does a clone have a belly button
 EvilBadman: What layer is tattoos
 MAPBoardgames: If the clone doesn't have a soul, baptizim is just a bath.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We need to ask the Pope
 reptile___: also, uh, people with identical genetics (aside from perhaps mitochondrial DNA) but different life experiences exist.  They're called identical twins
 SparksElemental: If your clone joins you and your partner, is it still a threesome?
 GreyThey: If it's a transporter glitch clone, would they count as baptized?
 RockPusher: Does a Star Trek transporter also convey your baptism status?
 iarethel0ser: Does a clone take half of your soul?  What if you clone that clone, quarter each?
 RustZenith: magic is just science we havnent proven how it works yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RustZenith Oh Adam breaks out so many absolutely bananas conversation starters. Where do you think the meme of "You find person in a jar, what do you do" came from?
 circusofkirkus: what if the clone was a worm
 ghyllnox: Oh wait until we get into multiple people in one body
 calculated_uncertainties: @RockPusher you gotta get real comfortable with your head underwater, I guess?
 DarkMorford: Sentient or sapient?
 e_bloc: so if you find your clone in a jar in the woods
 HorusFive: My memories. Mercy killing
 MacbethSeemsSus: "i'm the clone, shoot me!"
 PhoenixMelior: Its an actual clone but its a fork
 e_bloc: kiss
 Sorator13: @e_bloc again, if they know my passphrase, then I let them out, because they're just me
 circusofkirkus: drive off into the sunset
 simplydavemn: Also, if the clone is just made are there age related consent issues?
 ghyllnox: 
 Boon_33: work together to bully co-workers
 glitched_goddess: homies help homies
 MAPBoardgames: Cloning by StarTrek teleporters that DONT kill the one who steps into it.
 MTigress: would you fight your clone, or hang out?
 Veshnikard: only if the clone consents
 MacbethSeemsSus: But how long could you stand yourself
 EvilBadman: Host two Let's Nopes
 foopoiuyt: Use the clone as a way to see what yo look like in various clothes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To get VERY nerdy about this, the Clone Wars cartoon and some of Bad Batch got into "do clones have individual identities" and how is that expressed in interesting ways
 Boopity: Remember, the clone is thinking about you the same way. It would think it's the original
 Bruceski: What if your clone dramatically removes its sideburns to reveal the beard is a goatee?
 e_bloc: I get knocked down and I get up again
 Vonbane: Weird Al covered this in "i Think I'm A Clone Now"...
 hackingducks: gotta get up!
 Lysander_salamander: this is terrible
 Fruan: It's more complicated than that - you have the same memories up until a certain point, and then you're divergent. At some point it's gotta become a new person, right?
 SparksElemental: But I mean, from moment one they start developing 'new memories' ... at least from their perspective
 RelwinEJ: Are you sure you're not a clone of five minutes ago you?
 Paranundrox: @Boopity Depends really
 Molladia: depends on if the clone has a soul or not
 Lockraemono: adam
 lochnessseammonster: i would find it weirder to be with a version of myself that didn't have my memories because it would be a stranger that looks like me
 Sorator13: @simplydavemn age related consent issues are really just maturity related consent issues formalized in a way that can be objectively measured. So if the clone is a mentally mature adult, morally no, legally maybe.
 darkcyril: @Thefluffiestguineapig Bad Batch was so fucking good
 MAPBoardgames: You could accurately guess what your clone is thinking
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 GreyThey: If you're an identical twin and you get cloned, do you become a triplet?
 simplydavemn: The alien was rolling around on the ground.   Wait till they get the zoomies.
 gualdhar: if my clone can beat me in video games I'm definitely shooting them in the dick
 ActualFactual: If I finish it, it's my sandwich
 e_bloc: maybe we're entangled, quantumly
 zeathean: Can confirm, twins do not have telepethy
 calculated_uncertainties: @Sorator13 If they're a clone with all of your memories, then age of consent isn't an issue, I think.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time to vault!
 saucemaster5000: new meaning to "the stranger"
 Paranundrox: I think I could handle a stranger that looks like me more than a complete clone of me tbh
 Mystaira: Doppelganger
 Sorator13: @calculated_uncertainties again, legally might be, but ethically no
 Lysander_salamander: so many spores
 PhoenixMelior: The air is full of spores
 Mai_Andra: How not to be seen: Don't stand up.
 MAPBoardgames: Purple Haze! All in my brain! 
 e_bloc: I'm not comfortable dismissing age of consent for anything
 poipal: Running out of oxygen or having too much oxygen?
 Fantusta: no I heard no one used the hookah room last night
 Sorator13: but then our laws are very much not designed for cloning anyway, so ofc it would cause issues
 e_bloc: @Fantusta but Jed York tried
 Lysander_salamander: wow this sucks
 Boon_33: smokin that yub nub
 RockPusher: Remember to mute!
 Lockraemono: go to the bathroom tho
 calculated_uncertainties: @Sorator13 So memories created and cloned don't count as real?
 Chronomos901: go piss, gurl
 hyralt: gopiss girl
 Scarbble: go piss girl
 jhmv: go piss girl
 Rexsplosion: go piss girl
 ButButTheJesus: go wee lad
 MacbethSeemsSus: We give you consent to pee Serge
 simplydavemn: You'd need some sort of criteria established for the clones to be considred full adults.
 hyralt: That's a lot of glass
 e_bloc: its dare
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 fcloud: this is a really long stealth section
 Boon_33: mic 5 pissing sounds
 Sorator13: @calculated_uncertainties I... don't think that intersects at all with what I said? Sure they count as real, but physically they may not meet the very literal "you must have existed for this many years" required by statute.
 macgirl75: I’m coming!!!!
 SparksElemental: What about that old trope where someone's personality splits into two bodies?
 Lysander_salamander: that's nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @darkcyril I KNOW, I'm so mad that I can't get it anywhere but Disney+ which I cancelled or on disk. Or the Clone Wars either
 macgirl75: *mom power engaged*
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 the memories (and more importantly, mental capacity) do very much count, which is why I say it's not a moral/ethical problem, just a legal one
 RockPusher: 
 Lockraemono: mom no T_T
Oscelot: lol
 glitched_goddess: I really like how they introduced the transgender clone in Clone Wars
 MacbethSeemsSus: I bought a friend a sippy cup in college after she broke 2 glasses while drunk
 Sorator13: Jordynne you can't just blame your mom when you're scared 
 Scarbble: hi jordynne's mom
 macgirl75: lol bottle
 Fantusta: "Be nice to Jordynne, Jordynne's friends"
 thebuzzstreams: Hi Jordynne's mom!
 lochnessseammonster: tell your mom i say wassuuh
 macgirl75: totally.
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig something something high seas
 calculated_uncertainties: @Sorator13 No worries, I'm too slow or too distractable for fast chat. But I think that would be legally not okay but ethically more of a grey, and I thought you were stating the opposite.
 Fantusta: oh-e-oh-e-oh ice ice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Jordynne's mom!
 fcloud: it's gettin hot in herre~ so take off all your clones~~
 hyralt: Jordynne, I thought you were deliberately baiting the monster
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz something something yoho once massive exams are done Majima
 Sorator13: @calculated_uncertainties Ah! No, morally I think it's fine; legally it may not be.
 HedWund: o7
 Rexsplosion: o7
 lamina5432: o7
 iarethel0ser: o7
 Strebenherz: o7
 Boon_33: stabbists approve
 fearthespike: o7
 macgirl75: @Thefluffiestguineapig 👋🏻
 SkylerRingtail: Bullied to death
 mulligan2six: Bullied to death
 Boon_33: o7
 e_bloc: o7
 nevermore913: o7
 Fantusta: Serge murderer
 Veshnikard: fire up the human printer
 mulligan2six: o7
 HorusFive: sad about whatzisname
  thingo314: o7
 Sorator13: tbf, you can rewind
 NimrodXIV: o7
 RockPusher: 
 Forlorgen: o7
 hackingducks: o7 RIP
 Lysander_salamander: darn
 SymphonySolstice: F
 ContingentCat: o7
 FenrisSchafer: 
 lochnessseammonster: o7
 Lockraemono: ew
 Sorator13: and I do think that's a valid reason to rewind
 calculated_uncertainties: No, not cernan!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I was wondering why Jordynne wasn't going upstairs
 MTigress: he's fine
 snacksmuncher69: o7
 CoderBugsworth: o7
 Scarbble: o7
 BusTed: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o7
 Joecool190: p7
Keifeto: f
 hyralt: o7
 Diabore: serge you ruined my bet!
 Greendrag13: o7
 circusofkirkus: part of the ship, part of the crew
Oscelot: Nooooo o our guy!
 Wolfii_TV: o7
 MrSarkhan: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know that sound
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Thanks Serge, I had channel points on that.
 youcantlistentobuttons: Clone based telepathy is an interesting thought. If your clone has all your thoughts, and memories, and brain structures, and is of like mind, then it stands to reason that for any given choice you might make the same choice, or for any question might give the same answer. In that way, it might seem that you share a telepathic connection with your clone.
 Trahas: its just a little headless, its still good, its still good
 GhostValv: o7
 Strebenherz: I do believe I'm owed a few points
 Veshnikard: only a clone
 SparksElemental: o7
 HedWund: now you get the bad bad ending
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
 Stormgod519: I just got back, who died?
 Boon_33: uhhh
 Lockraemono: aw man
 Lysander_salamander: ah
Wrexadecimal: 
 Strebenherz: Jordynne's character
 BusTed: 
Oscelot: Aww
 Boon_33: o7 o7
 letsbelgo: well fuck
 IanAllenBird: rip
 Stormgod519: oh I see
 hyralt: No, not dead
 HorusFive: Shame about your life
 ghyllnox:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Jordynne/Cernun
 TheOneCalledStu: om nom nom
 RockPusher: There's a good ending‽
Oscelot: Wow
 hyralt: If it doesn't happen on screen, it's not canon
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I got 500k from that, lol.
 DigitalSeahorse: *shares lactose free milk with chat*
 Sorator13: @youcantlistentobuttons To a degree, but only briefly after the clone event; past that, your experiences would diverge enough that you would have some differences
 BusTed: '
 MacbethSeemsSus: So Cori got to play 5 seconds?
 simplydavemn: Is there even a good ending?
 Lockraemono: is this among us?
 Lysander_salamander: In the cave I guess
 calculated_uncertainties: That's what I've been asking for ages!
 Fantusta: honestly I have a hard time imagining a good ending to this so far
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seems like
 letsbelgo: @Lockraemono no
 Sorator13: Yeah, Cooper has been gone for a while, and I don't know what happened to her
 lochnessseammonster: tpk 
 Stormgod519: This is quite the And Then There Were None spinoff
 letsbelgo: @simplydavemn nope
 fcloud: she's coopin'
 HedWund: you can save people and escape the planet in the good ending
 ClodiumSoride: usually these games allow any combination of characters to survive or die
 Sorator13: Oh! Okay
 Chronomos901: she's all cooped up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't Cooper fail a QTE cutscene sometime?
 Sorator13: I totally missed that.
 Kramburger: Coopah is our last hope for some joy
 Fantusta: @Chronomos901 yesssssssssss
 rosesmcgee: If the story always reveals a massive "ship graveyard" I doubt there's any particularly "good" ending
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YAY
 Patorik: Haven't played before, I wonder if the goo is just earlier clones
 Boon_33: cori, leave without them, they're dead zenos weight
shushu2539: we'll keep playing until we find every ending
 MacbethSeemsSus: So did Anders die on the planet?
 TheNerdWonder: Based on the wikipedia summary, there are definitely very bad endings and less bad endings. It really depends on how you want to define a "good" ending
matthaus_c: putting all hopes on Cooper just like the Mavs
 Sorator13: @MacbethSeemsSus Yeah, the wrong Anders came back
 Strebenherz: HI ME
 e_bloc: I know its probably programmed otherwise, but the ship could be more helpful
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 SaxPython:  
 Lysander_salamander: huh?
 Lysander_salamander: huh???
 GrassVortex: why??
 Bruceski: Yeah they're just feeding clones to alien fungus.
 gibbousm: so everyone is a clone
 Lysander_salamander: huh????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH GOOD you named the thing after an all consuming whirlpool monster
 ghyllnox: Wow
 PhoenixMelior: So if they knew... WHY
 Lysander_salamander: why?
 HorusFive: WHY!!!!!!!!
  Juliamon: Literally Zapp Branniganing it
 fcloud: we used synthetic bodies, because they're tastier for the fungus
Oscelot: I had a feeling after that last flashback with Young
 e_bloc: expedition 8020
 DandyGeek: so definitely just feeding the alien clones
 MacbethSeemsSus: That, makes no sense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Choosing between Scylla and Charybis
 PhoenixMelior: I'm sorry, that's a TERRIBLE reason lmao
 MaladyDark: torture the clones
 Lysander_salamander: but, that makes no sense
 SkylerRingtail: But that's....so much money. So many resources.
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like we've got a pretty good idea of both by now
 rosesmcgee: This is the stupidest plot I've ever heard
 Strebenherz: Holy shit this is wasteful on an astounding level
 Xenguin47: Turns out... we cope poorly with aliens that try to kill us
 ghyllnox: Well no wonder it's been wanting to kill us
 Lysander_salamander: wait, war?
 hackingducks: someone needed to remind this billionaire about the definion of insanity being repetition without variation.
 RockPusher: Thanks for the food, we need more food though!
 HorusFive: Please stop sending us your junk clones
 aquinas_0: the level of derp is very very large in this plot
 Stormgod519: Dr Strange?
 Sorator13: what on earth makes you think you're winning the war?
 Inquisitor_Xian: edge of tomorrow?
 rosesmcgee: They watched Contact and got the really wrong idea
 Boon_33: live-die-repeat
shushu2539: great, help the raspberries to adapt
 MTigress: Source Code
 Rexsplosion: Live, Die, Repeat
 LaskoReadsComics: Live, Die, Repeat
 HedWund: they need a way to kill the slime and you're finding it for them
 IanAllenBird: well that clears that up
 Veshnikard: why would they need to lie to the crew?
 Easilycrazyhat: edge of tomorrow?
 Lysander_salamander: that makes no sense
 Leonworth: Day after tomorrow
 Sorator13: Edge of Tomorrow
 Strebenherz: DOES THIS MEAN there's a giant sculpture of that CEO's head on a CHAIN of spaceships
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Edge of Tomorrow
 MacbethSeemsSus: Edge of Tomorrow
 Omnipotrevor: The one with Tom Cruise
 darkcyril: Yeah Edge of Tomorrow/Live Die Repeat
 hyralt: All You Need is Kill
 Rhynerd: All You Need is Kill
 Sorator13: @Strebenherz yuuuup
GrathXVI: My neighbor told me aliens keep eating his clones so I asked how many clones he has and he said he just makes a new clone afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding clones to aliens and then his daughter started crying
 Boopity: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Boon_33: @Easilycrazyhat aka, live, die, repeat
 Mr_Horrible: La Cremono
 Cptasparagus: hi adam
 melegaunt_: playmat!
 DoctorHutch: oh yeah playmat
 hyralt: @Rhynerd Yeah, you know what's up
 ButButTheJesus: ah, finally found it. If its You from the Future, then, according to Gabe, its all systems go https://assets.penny-arcade.com/comics/panels/20160408-YJMDpyCa-p3@2x.jpg
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Yeah I don't get how this gets them anything of significant value.
 Lysander_salamander: thingie
 PhoenixMelior: The thing?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well, that was a stupid twist game
matthaus_c: swap your legs!
 Lockraemono: blurry
 Sorator13: @ButButTheJesus I'm not sure that's the link you meant to post?
   Anubis169: Catch ya in a few chat!
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 rosesmcgee: Let's do a watchalong of a good replicant story. The Thing
 fcloud: grow a new clone!
 DigitalSeahorse: cause Adam didn't bring his own phone?
 MTigress: they know they're clones, and are now going to riot
 neisan2112: Yeah how are they getting any kind of information back if everyone just dies and the ship is destroyed?
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 Mr_Horrible: @Jedi_Master_Zell the shareholders are watching with popcorn and laughing
 glitched_goddess: The clone angle kinda kills this for me ngl
 ButButTheJesus: @Sorator13 that is not the link I meant
 ButButTheJesus: sigh
   Anubis169: PatronSaintOfUncertainty happy flappy 6 years!
 ClodiumSoride: @Jedi_Master_Zell it does seem like the sort of plan a billiionaire would think is a good idea
 fcloud: entertainers, you know we can SEE you, right? you're just heckin blurry
 ButButTheJesus: https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2016/04/08/quanta
 MaladyDark: adam probably has his phone on silent. like a good streamer
 MTigress: @neisan2112 assumably the Oracle
BrukadaAbido: @DigitalSeahorse You're so powerful watching two things at once 
 MacbethSeemsSus: @glitched_goddess I was interested until the "we're throwing you at a problem" reveal
 Sorator13: @ButButTheJesus 
 simplydavemn: But will it be them or their clones who come back?    I guess we'll have to see if one of them is blowing themselves.
 SparksElemental: Yannow, more I think about it -- this seems like a plan many current governments would devise
 rosesmcgee: Sending trillions of dollars of FTL and cloning tech to be alien lunch is mind numbingly dumb
  Juliamon: Weirdly, I feel better that it's this dumb. That reveal moment felt way too good for the game, and it was.
 NoxStryx: Cycle fluids, qu'est-ce que c'est?
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon yeah that's fair
 PhoenixMelior: Lol juliamon
 Sorator13: I think the skeleton of this plot could be good with different details
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmm melted ice pop Bubly, mildly disappointing
 rosesmcgee: The scales are balanced @Juliamon
 Sorator13: like an actual reason for sending the clones into the wood chipper
 ClodiumSoride: I'm cool with both reveals, as it recontextualizes what could possibly be a "good" ending.
 thesimbiote: If Williams is still alive at that point, he explains his insane trillionaire reasoning for this whole thing and it's basically a metaphor for training a hostile genAI.
 fcloud: also, this just makes our heroes even more dead, right?
 PhoenixMelior: Eisele deserved better is all im saying
 Strebenherz: Remember when we saw a giant statue head on a spaceship and thought THAT WAS WASTEFUL
 SparksElemental: @digitalseahorse I liked that flavor
 Sorator13: @thesimbiote yeah, that tracks
 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay, the rest of this story is clearly going to be crap. But they always tease a new game at the end, what are they going to copy this time?
 DigitalSeahorse: @BrukadaAbido  same to you, Site D peep?
 Jedi_Master_Zell: The clone questions are why I liked the Star Wars Clone Commando books. Then they got retconned by a cartoon.
 PhoenixMelior: @macbethseemssus hopefully a better game
 hyralt: @Strebenherz It's fine, they just cloned the ship.  Clones are cheap.
 hesterbyrde: HI BEN
 SnackPak_: hi ben
 DarkMorford: HI BEN
 IanAllenBird: The Dark Pictures games always have a (imo) really dumb twist but this one feels out of scale, maybe just because I'm personally more invested in sci-fi than like, supernatural horror or whatnot
 Wolfii_TV: hai Ben!
 MTigress: hi clone ben!
 bobmedrano: fuck I just got back from dinner. what episode are they on??
 fcloud: episode 67
 CaptainChibale: just finished 7
 Sorator13: @bobmedrano just finished 7
 Strebenherz: @hyralt maybe that's why the ship goes to crap so easily.  temu ships.  temu ships everywhere
 GrassVortex: so if Young knew what was gonna happen, why did she send that message and sabotage the mission this way? Isn't the point that the clones don't know the truth?
 DigitalSeahorse: @SparksElemental I think I was expecting stronger flavor, it's stil goood
 bobmedrano: yayy I get to see the rest of this crappy game!
shushu2539: I think the raspberry organism is a metaphor for IA
 MacbethSeemsSus: @PhoenixMelior Based on their track record that seems unlikely
 e_bloc: its time for the main event
 fcloud: episode six: return of the jedi: chapter seven: blood of a jedi
 ClodiumSoride: @GrassVortex regret? She seemed unsure about the whole thing in that conversation the bar with Stafford.
 bobmedrano: @fcloud hell yeah
 Sorator13: @bobmedrano do you want a summary of what you missed?
 SparksElemental: @digitalseahorse My main is blueberry pomegranate, but that was a nice change-up
 Omthebox: Hi Ben and Adam
 aquinas_0: @GrassVortex well, they've done this to like the GDP of the world worth of ships now
 bobmedrano: @Sorator13 sure! I saw the last episode they played last night
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud Chapter 8: midichlorian counter submissions
 aquinas_0: bored maybe
 Boon_33: !next
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 fcloud: @bobmedrano it's an ancient meme from 2010-era tf2. i'm glad you all enjoy it
 the_lone_bard: So what did I miss after we got back to the ship? I started downloading the LoL client for the new tft set and it mandatorily took up 99.9% of my internet speed. Random guy was yelling at Anders that she knew about the cloning?
 DigitalSeahorse: @SparksElemental blueberry pom is my favorite which tastes close to how I expected Raspberry to taste
 e_bloc: true story, moon was directed by David Bowie's son
 MacbethSeemsSus: @the_lone_bard Cernan got murdered, then turns out Anders was a clone and then killed Mitchell. Cooper and Young are in the bridge being sad about being clones.
 thesimbiote: According to Williams, if he's alive, everything is funded equally, with the intent that either humanity will learn enough about the life form to use it for their benefit or they'll thwart it as an existential threat, though if they just left the life form alone and didn't train it on hundreds of cloned humans, it wouldn't BE an existential threat. He also mentions that this is the very first mission where the alien intercepted the ship
 marchphoenix: hoodie up
 fcloud: @the_lone_bard so, it turns out: everybody's a clone, earth is just sending wave after wave of meatsacks to get destroyed by the fungus for no obvious benefit, our heroes stand not a chance in hell of surviving
 Sorator13: @bobmedrano Turns out, this is not the first Cassiopeia to crash land on this planet; there's a whole string of them, manned with clone crew, sent to learn about how humans react to first contact and to learn more about the space goo. Meanwhile, we brought a space-goo Anders back with us, and the real (clone) Jordynne's character got killed, so space-goo Anders and Jordynne's-char killed Mitchell. It's just Young and Cooper left alive, in the bridge, deciding what to do with the info that OG You
 DigitalSeahorse: like candy rasp more than real fruit
 SparksElemental: @digitalseahorse Raspberry is just fine to me. Blackberry was the go-to for forever
 IanAllenBird: o/
 Lockraemono: 
 hieroglyphica: Gasp!
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Ferisar: adam: it was THIS big
 Sorator13: break music still going
 Sorator13: fixed now, I think
 neisan2112: I think there's also weird confusion, because there's both clones, AND people taken over by the fungus. They are both different "clones"
 WokenClick: men's mic is muted I think?
 WokenClick: ben*
 Diabore: bready ready run
 SparksElemental: Bubly has really added to the flavor selection lately
 e_bloc: I thought Angel was Wheeler's sweet one
 Sorator13: @neisan2112 good clones and space goo clones, yeah
  Juliamon: The cheddar curry one was the most interesting in concept, and it's unfortunate it didn't pan out
 DigitalSeahorse: I like blackberry and apple too SparksElemental
 MacbethSeemsSus: @neisan2112 Well you see it's a euphemism of *gets yanked off stage*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @neisan2112 Having both of those as that term is not great on the game's part
 Sorator13: hahaha what a good joke
 bobmedrano: @Sorator13 wait this is actually compelling LMAO
 Cptasparagus: isnt Wheeler Angel's sweet one?
 letsbelgo: your muted ben
 Cptasparagus: @e_bloc lmao
 PhoenixMelior: Haha your
 IanAllenBird: both the humans and the aliens are cloning this specific group of people over and over, maybe we're not so different after all
 Sorator13: @bobmedrano well, the explanation of why they're sending clone ships was... not well executed, at all. But it's almost compelling.
 Manae: Everyone loves the unisex sports bra
 fcloud: i'm stafford. i'm the leader of this crew. that's why i get to wear the coolest sports bra
 letsbelgo: Hey....you smell
 bobmedrano: @Sorator13 lmao heard that. Thanks for explaining! I appreciate ya
 Sorator13: ^.^
 Lysander_salamander: This doesn't make sense.  They keep flinging amnesiacs at a creature that already knows them.  How does that make sense for learning about "first contact?"
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: now they all get shot?
 electra310: Got my badge!
 Sorator13: @Manae more men in crop tops!
 SparksElemental: @digitalseahorse Have you tried the Bellini? I've contemplated trying it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, for me the big thing is "copying" a person's memories and experiences is insanity
 GrassVortex: ah, so they did not know before. That makes a bit more sense
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is there another twist....
 e_bloc: sending the same protag over and over?  this is just doctor strange
 Sorator13: @Lysander_salamander good question! Next question!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh hai dick. The CEO dick returns
 ghyllnox: Would you really want to go, knowing that's what was waiting for you?
 Lysander_salamander: oh, hey, they have to say they're disappointed
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig CEO dick is redundent
 thesimbiote: @lysander_salamander Williams is the one who usually explains, and I'm not sure if anyone else does now that he's dead
 SkylerRingtail: @Thefluffiestguineapig Well, recent experiments on hibernating mice have shown the persistence of memories. It's not unfeasible that sufficiently advanced science could copy memories.
 e_bloc: or moon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Yes, but in this case he needs extra emphasis
 bobmedrano: @Lysander_salamander LMAOO
 Sorator13: Yes, they did the memory download before telling them the "we're just gonna clone you instead" plan
 rosesmcgee: I think the originals mostly don't know it's a murder planet
 Easilycrazyhat: "Go out there and then BAM - death cake."
 Cptasparagus: does anyone think Stafford sounds like hes trying to do a Brando impression
 EvilBadman: Outienauts
 RedAlexxis: Well, sort of
 e_bloc: but the lies are over now
 MacbethSeemsSus: I know I'm hung up on the basketball court, but the CEO installing it for his clone's even MORE absurd
 PhorrestGaze: the clones actually seem way easier to make than figuring out cryo sleep or something like that
 MaladyDark: the other version of her... would die
 DigitalSeahorse: SparksElemental I hadn't seen that one in the stores here yet but will when I do
 Strebenherz: Huh, clone ethics have invented new ways for CEOS to be crappy
 Sorator13: The other versions of me don't yet exist, so I can't take them too much into account rn
 MAPBoardgames: clone young says "HA-ha!"
 PhoenixMelior: Honestly my clones would be real mad about this
 Ferisar: so like
 Bruceski: "I just wanted to go into spaaaaace!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail On the one hand yes, but on the other hand people waking up from comas will only remember up to the age of 13 when they are 45 or speak a new language fluently
 Lockraemono: they have your memories so there's no need for that
 Ferisar: if you play this game "correct" and "everyone lives" does this plot line not come up b/c you did the perfect run
 Sorator13: I don't think the clones have been MADE yet, not until the originals agree to it
 EvilBadman: And they were clonemates?
Malletmaster: "No matter what you choose, I'll respect it, but also you REALLY need to choose to sign up for the cloning thing"
 Lysander_salamander: why though
 IanAllenBird: those candles would not have lasted this long
 MAPBoardgames: the cave is a lie
 niccus: how many yous would your spouses accept?
 DeM0nFiRe: The cake is a clone too, they just keep giving you new clone cakes when the candles go out
 Lysander_salamander: what
 PhoenixMelior: Humanity!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Curfew" so what happened to Earth?
 Sorator13: What a stupid dichotomy
 ClodiumSoride: @Sorator13 I think Stafford and Young are the only people who knew about the cloning beforehand.
 SnackPak_: those wishes suck
 MaladyDark: survival!
 ghizmou: what does this mean
 i_enjoy_u: Rip candles
 HorusFive: @Sorator13 Doesn't the fact of a "clone waiver" automatically make you wonder if you're even the original
 thesimbiote: This mission we were on was the 14th, too, so they've literally been sending clones for 7 years
 ReverseCreations: I'm with Ben, I want to wish for 2 Switch 2's
 Sorator13: @ClodiumSoride I don't think they did; Young was confused when she was getting out of the pod
 IanAllenBird: neither of those were wishes
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We jumped from HJs to fucking them?
 Sorator13: Stafford might have, not sure
 Easilycrazyhat: Those were some weak af candles
 e_bloc: we just went over this. do NOT fuck the clones
 Lysander_salamander: huh?
 BusTed: 🎁
 Lysander_salamander: sure
 Diabore: good playing ben
 Boopity: @e_bloc I thought the conclusion was YES fuck the clones 
 MacbethSeemsSus:  
 PhorrestGaze: 
 Sorator13: sorry, which choice did Ben make there?
 ghyllnox: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters What do you think a handy is
 Sorator13: re: the wish?
 e_bloc: oh its the girl from obsession
 Mattmitchell45: That is a Dropping the Controller face
 thesimbiote: Reacting appropriately
 Lysander_salamander: why though?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's my face fr
 MacbethSeemsSus: It turns out this is a clone pyramid scheme
 Lysander_salamander: what war?
 hyralt: The clones need to unionize
 GrassVortex: what war??
 Mr_Horrible: "Don't worry, you're gonna die for the *good* reason"
 gualdhar: war against what?
 BusTed: rough
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait war?
matthaus_c: so who's killing Earth again
 Sorator13: @Lysander_salamander the perceived war against the alien goo
 SkylerRingtail: @gualdhar The native lifeform
 lamina5432: fungus
 hyralt: Clones should declare war on the originals
 Mr_Horrible: Terror 
 HorusFive: Other people?
 PhoenixMelior: Are we trying to learn how to kill the fungus, is that it?
 e_bloc: we're at war with the world
 Easilycrazyhat: Maybe if you weren't throwing entire ships worth of resources into the galactic dump over and over again, the planets would be a bit better off.
 0x6772: I mean, it's a war. It's just that the humans started it.
 Scy_Anide: Oooh, it's a clone war
 Strebenherz: we weren't at war with the aliens until we DUMPED SEVEN YEARS OF SPACESHIPS AT THEM
 lamina5432: this is a bad horror reveal by the way
 MAPBoardgames: we send wave after wave of our own clones until the fungus reaches its limit.
 SkylerRingtail: War - AKA genocidal colonizers. Hmm, funny that
 EvilBadman: America, none of the crew are from the US
 SymphonySolstice: is that the ubisoft logo
 Lysander_salamander: this would make more sense if they had their memories, so they don't have to do the same experiments over and over again.
 ghyllnox: Whoof
 Sorator13: well, that's comforting, thank you The Oracle
 Leonworth: Euthanasia
 Boon_33: how could there be human colonies in space without the mormons doing it, what happened to the mormons in this universe.
 Mr_Horrible: I mean yeah I'll take some LSD, Oracle
 thesimbiote: Williams is the one who tells you after the reveal. It sucks that you can't even learn about it if he's dead
 Xenguin47: It literally is heroin
 Saintnex: goddamn robot
 rosesmcgee: Or they want to exploit the matter replication abilities of the creature
 Mr_Horrible: "I sorgy" - The Oracle
 e_bloc: webster's dictionary defines pain as . . .
 Sorator13: We sowwy. We so sowwy.
 damn_i_am_pretty: ok, this is getting silly
 SparksElemental: Like cattle? We dont send cattle to fight wars, lady
 DigitalSeahorse: BrukadaAbido, wait are you talking about me watching Skull Soldier and this or do I have another tab open?
 lamina5432: they could try and start a society with all the clones if they survive
 e_bloc: we soma now?
 Ferisar: coopah
 bobmedrano: never played SOMA
 Boon_33: so I'm hearing 0 stakes, who wants to play roulette?
BrukadaAbido: @DigitalSeahorse Yes, I had to stop Skull Soldier to talk with girlfriend and can't pay attention to that and this
 Lysander_salamander: I think I'm scowling too much at this game it's giving me a headache
 PhorrestGaze: ah, so we don't rewind to reply we just see another crew
@Anarchist2: "You mean *I'm* not going to get to die?"
@DocPhoenix: I mean dying in space is objectively cooler than dying on silly old Earth
@mmcaa2138: "roomate"? that brings a whole new definition of "they are just roommates"
@CanvasWolfDoll: sounds like your just feeding clones to the alien fungus
 MacbethSeemsSus: These facial expressions
shushu2539: the lesson is humanity is the real monster, not the raspberry
 itomeshi: Hot take guess: They aren't actually clones. They're told they're clones for... reasons...
 Leonworth: Oracle looks like a lizard watching a fly go round in circles
 00gogo00: I wanna know what would have happened if you switched that last choice
 00gogo00: the big one
 ghizmou: just gotta wait for the next cassiopea
 Lysander_salamander: this doesn't even make sense
CanvasWolfDoll: how much money does each one of these spaceships cost to build? this whole thing seems very, very expensive to do
 e_bloc: the plural is caseopleae
 EvilBadman: I'm sending them back their clone
 Sorator13: so, is The Oracle empowered to terminate them if they try to interfere with the cycle, too?
 MaladyDark: she's cracked
 jhmv: why don't we simply scavenge parts from the old ships and make a mega ship to go home
 Xenguin47: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.
 aquinas_0: i think this may be the most plodding back half of one of these dark pictures games I've seen
 ClodiumSoride: the ending somehow has to be breaking the cycle. In a movie this could be the ending, but there has to be the possiblity of a "good" ending in a game like this.
 fcloud: haven't we revealed this like three times already
 RatherLargeToad: 🎵I think I’m a clone now🎵
 dougma: Ok, we need a beej mod for this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So this is the story/mechanical reason for the rewinds
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @CanvasWolfDoll And lost resources
 Diabore: are we on chapter 8 yet?
 Boon_33: some sort of... dead space
 Espex01: I've got a meeting in 7 minutes, please be the end
 Saintnex: the fact that they can grow dna and have the resources to make an endless cycle of ships but their best idea is to just send body bags to this planet seems… silly to me
 HorusFive: @e_bloc Casseopipi?
 ghyllnox: So, seems like the door openers were always meant to be weapons
 Boopity: @aquinas_0 The bar is _very low (high?)
 SkylerRingtail: @aquinas_0 It's not part of the Dark Pictures anthology, if that tells you anything. Just by the same devs
  Juliamon: itomeshi They met a dead clone though, so...
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, good point, I hadn't thought of that
 PhoenixMelior: So.... now what
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think they need to reveal that they're clones again
 Pal_Friendpatine: Ooo pretty sky glow
 DigitalSeahorse: @BrukadaAbido my attention is jumping around so missing most of both lol
 PhorrestGaze: so they're throwing the same ship at the enemy over and over one at a time? Is that actually supposed to work?
 ShadyLantern: may as well make out i guess
BrukadaAbido: @DigitalSeahorse So valid
CanvasWolfDoll: really, it seems like earth is just feeding clones to the evil alien fungus
 e_bloc: @HorusFive 
 Fantusta: So the good ending probably involves getting parts from the other Cassiopeias?
 Sorator13: @PhorrestGaze well, they're just trying to learn about it at this point, I think
 MTigress: inb4 they kludge together a new ship out of old ones
 MAPBoardgames: Why does it have those things?
 Lysander_salamander: But they're doing the same experiments every time
 RatherLargeToad: maybe if we jump really high
 fcloud: starve there, starve here, what's the difference
 Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames There was some talk of a science team on the booster ring, I believe
 Boon_33: hanger? i hardly know er.
 PhoenixMelior: I wonder if theres a way for every character to survive to this point
 IanAllenBird: there usually is
 thesimbiote: Planning your shots for all contingencies
 MAPBoardgames: @Sorator13 good answer, thanks
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 who was going to wake up after the Cassiopeia did... whatever they were theoretically supposed to do when they arrived
 Lysander_salamander: yayyyyy
 DigitalSeahorse: @BrukadaAbido she's walking around to smooth jazz on the other now
 sithenin: How was the fungus on the ship before they crashed?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @sithenin Launched a meteor at it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: g a m e p l a y
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I had to look it up, there are a few variations on the endings.
 Bruceski: @sithenin hit by a space rock loaded with fungus
 aquinas_0: @sithenin orbital gribbly canon
 ClodiumSoride: @sithenin big ball of fungus launched from the planet
 RatherLargeToad: I think they let you keep him alive in the remake
  ani_laurel: oh, this is a neat concept
 SparksElemental: You think every ship is rigged to fail, gather as much info as possible?
 simplydavemn: I can't wait for the Dark Pictures Musical retelling version of these games!
 MAPBoardgames: When I played Until Dawn, my friend shot my character in the face.
 Sorator13: @sithenin The space goo on the planet was firing space goo bullets into space; one hit the ship
 DigitalSeahorse: she's doomed in space but sooooo chill
 Diabore: im starting to feel a little bad for cori, died first last game, barely getting to play this game
 GrassVortex: if this was all for a science experiment. Someone really wanted to see how people navigate a weirdly designed ship as well
 Too_Many_Knives: Starship Troopers style
 rosesmcgee: Specifically, it looks like the creatures learned how to launch stuff
 CaptainChibale: the goo is shooting rocks of goo up at the ships apparently
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fungal AA guns
 Strebenherz: alien fungus is tired of our spaceship littering
 Sorator13: The space goo had an organic rail gun, yeah
 Veshnikard: they had a lot of practice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, so is the meteorite a plant/something they pilot in for a specific scenario?
 Lysander_salamander: sort of a biological railgun
 niccus: we're about to pull a returnal and shoot the next selves down with an unintentionally infected pod
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 thesimbiote: The life form finally figured out how to hit one of the Cassiopeias
 Boopity: Ok but imagine being the alien, this must be so annoying
 PhoenixMelior: Press F to Purge
 Sorator13: No, because they aren't supposed to land, remember? So I think they do all get hit with a space goo bullet.
 Ferisar: my loyal fans........
 Boon_33: this is now a shaft movie
shushu2539: high five!
 EvilBadman: It us
 Greendrag13: What if we smooched under the ... HANDelier?
 PhoenixMelior: Aww eisele
 EvilBadman: They're on union break
 thesimbiote: @sorator13 this is the first time the meteor hits. Williams tells you if he's alive
 Saintnex: oh hey it’s Heather
 MAPBoardgames: a bit of inverse ninja
 Sorator13: @thesimbiote Ooh, alright
 letsbelgo: vouge
 Mr_Horrible: you got a little something on ya
 fcloud: nice jojo pose
 Sorator13: Mitchel got got by two, I think
 fcloud: at least the fungus has good taste in manga
 MacbethSeemsSus: Made the last of us clicker noise
 simplydavemn: They are turning into Bekesh from Farscape!
 EvilBadman: The stand user could be anyone
3 raiders from patbaer have joined!
 patbaer: hey hi!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to.......this
 PhoenixMelior: So can the fungus actually make clones, or does it just take over the old clones
Lasbrook:    
 Diabore: well, im already excited for next year and until dawn 2
 SparksElemental: I've got faith in BenBen
 James_the_Dabbler: Hello all, who is still alive
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 patbaer: hey hey.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @James_the_Dabbler Cori and Ben?
 EvilBadman: Oh real Simms on earth hearing these messages from each clone of her
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Grok, am me okay?
 Pal_Friendpatine: So this series of games is sort of like a playable narrative right? There seems to be very little “game” in this game.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 IanAllenBird: I got a high score on the PHQ-9, that;s good right
 SK__Ren: You ever think that by feeding it human clones we're just kickstarted its evolution making this thing smarter because its copying human brain structure?
 fcloud: @Pal_Friendpatine there's some
 ClodiumSoride: @PhoenixMelior seems like it kills the "original" Earth-made clones, then makes alien duplicates.
 Cptasparagus: I edged
 thesimbiote: @phoenixmelior It makes them. It's an organic life form that can replicate other living beings, but it was in very early stages of its development when humans found it
 James_the_Dabbler: Jordynne died? Sad
 Easilycrazyhat: They "slept" for a "few hours".
 ghyllnox: I thought a couple of them were awake for the four years
 Strebenherz: Hot girl summer
 PhoenixMelior: @clodiumsoride ok that seems... needlessly complicated lol
 brainbosh: I thjought those guys were awake for 4 years
shushu2539: video buffering it's still a thing in 2060
 Sorator13: No, they were awake for most of the 4 years
 jhmv: well I'm off to bed
 Sorator13: @jhmv gnight friend!
 Saintnex: yea the sleep techs were up the whole time
 jhmv: good marathoning
 MTigress: i wonder how many  ships failed to wake up at all and just smashed into the planet
 Mai_Andra: The two were awake for four years, but they were told they had to go into cryo for the "launch".
 IanAllenBird: Clap
 Easilycrazyhat: They were put in pods for a few hours
 Sorator13: They said something about being asleep for the launch alone, which is how they got clones
 MaladyDark: I love it when serge makes bird noises. it makes amazing sound bites
Malletmaster: GAMER
 Saintnex: that being said, it wouldn’t have been too hard to stick them in a pod once to clone them
 ClodiumSoride: @PhoenixMelior it's clones of clones
 MAPBoardgames: !y
  LRRbot: Goose value 71
 Boon_33:  caw
 fcloud: this is just tlou. add it to the list
 Patorik: Gotta love how Earth is falling apart and losing some kinda war, but apparently has the resources to mass-produce spaceships designed just to crash on some planet years away
 Easilycrazyhat: "I love what you've done with the place!"
 neisan2112: Almost like this story doesn't seem super well thought out
 calculated_uncertainties: Some sort of decom or seeing what it was like, easy
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Pal_Friendpatine It leans heavy into playable movie with quick time events. Most of the gameplay is story decisions.
 bobmedrano: @Patorik definitely the US's idea
 Pal_Friendpatine: And then the players get to play out of chronological story order to allow for more play by each player?
 Sorator13: oh, this does make sense with Simms(?) realizing that the pod juice for the return trip wasn't right
 Mollylele: is backseating from a dead player a haunting?
 EvilBadman: We need to bring back 1970s living room pits
 damn_i_am_pretty: this feels like they wrote themselves into a corner by this point
 MAPBoardgames: Sure its a scary mutant monster, but this is the only machine that hass the triple black coffee.
 GrassVortex: for being ships that are designed to just be sent on one way missions en masse, they sure went all out on the big expansive areas
 Mattmitchell45: You could very easily say the work done by your previous clone was done by your predecessors
 Saintnex: @Patorik Ngl, I def feel like this game’s plot is kinda following apart on the back end 
 Boon_33: get door'd
 Easilycrazyhat: "I told them we shouldn't have gotten the loud doors, smh"
 Greendrag13: @Patorik Yeah. Feels like it would've had a strong thematic statement if they'd been a bit more focused on this
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think they actually stole that sound from the last of us
 Sorator13: @Saintnex I don't think it was particularly together on the front end either, tbf
 bobmedrano: CORI
 Lysander_salamander: well, there's no telling that cooper's a mimic
 fcloud: we don't have time? what's the rush
 Diabore: is this chapter 8?
 Sorator13: @Diabore yep!
 Bruceski: @Saintnex they usually do. Too much need to accomodate any failures.
 MaladyDark: to be kind to the devs making a story that brnaches this much and has the ability to carry on with 1 OR 6 characters as well must be complex
 Easilycrazyhat: This is definitely fine...>.>
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh they don't know what happened
 IanAllenBird: rip
 ButButTheJesus: its past my bedtime, nightnight folks, hope somebody lives 
 PhoenixMelior: Incoming scare
 Sorator13: I maintain that Mitchell is best boy and it's not his fault he got got
 Mr_Horrible: he's got a case of lumpy face
 IanAllenBird: oh he's got too many of em
 Veshnikard: o7
 e_bloc: you can do everything  right and still lose
CanvasWolfDoll: he did everything right!
 PhoenixMelior: Wow cooper cared not at all there
 Lysander_salamander: oh well
 Pal_Friendpatine: Hunchback of Notre Dame?
 Boon_33: uhhh
 Boopity: Feels like the alien's really half-assing these clones at this point 
 Sorator13: oh no, we split the party AGAIN?!
 00gogo00: the doors on this ship suck
 MAPBoardgames: He can't FACE his mistakes.
 e_bloc: this is not a weakness, just simple life
 fcloud: hold on a second, i gotta t-virus
 Mr_Horrible: the eyes have it 
 ghyllnox: Such bad transformation sequences, sheesh
 BusTed: 
 alchemistsavant: ~Grant us eyes~
 Easilycrazyhat: "The better to see you with, dearie"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh cool, more wall high stealth......
 aquinas_0 sighs
 poipal: What is it about this animation that keeps looking like stop-motion
 Lockraemono: yuckyyy
 EvilBadman: That's like 7 eyes more than Ben's character
 poipal: Is there a weird frame rate or something?
 Sorator13: teeth! teeth! teeth!
 Mr_Horrible: why the lil baby arm? surely that's not evolutionarily useful
 SparksElemental: Shoulda kept his eyes on the prize
 Pal_Friendpatine: itty bitty T-Rex arm. tee hee
 Valkryir: it's got lil grabbies
 GrassVortex: they forgot about that plot point 
 thesimbiote: Ummmm... reasons
 e_bloc: they have adhd
 IanAllenBird: real
Malletmaster: fungus no good at seeing
 ThorSokar: no object permenence?
 Easilycrazyhat: The rest of it doesn't have mouths, duh
 Mr_Horrible: all the other parts are like "sounds like a whole lotta not my problem" when the part chasing you asks where you are
 Sorator13: They did, and they hadn't really shown that before that point, and certainly haven't since then either
 Boon_33: it's busy writing the slash fics of each component lifeform.
Malletmaster: good at other things but not seeing apparently
 Saintnex: no mouth to scream?
 e_bloc: damn Heathre said what I was going to say
 public_key_reveal_party: I have no mouth and I am a fungus so this is actually to be expected
 Mindfire13: Maybe sensory overload
@Meracanus: What're we playing chat?
 rosesmcgee: Heather 
 calculated_uncertainties: Passive vs active senses
 Sorator13: 
 BusTed:  
 Mollylele: technically a polycule
 Mr_Horrible: Sporocysts Local 512
 Sorator13: @Mollylele true!
 Mattmitchell45: "I only get paid to MAKE MORE ARMS!"
 measureofhope: Hello how's the Goo Situation?
 Boon_33: the fungi has to write a slash fic of every lifeform they absorb to all others for cohesion.
 jibkat:    
 calculated_uncertainties: Maybe the more it becomes us the more it forgets how to fungus? We can win through attrition! Of clones.
 Sorator13: @measureofhope Well, turns out we're clones, and the goo is worse than it's ever been.
 bobmedrano: YTMND in 2026???
 realbadatthis_:   
 Easilycrazyhat: "Little squeeze?"
 fcloud: man, imagine how hard this would be if we didnt have x-ray vision
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 But good news! The Oracle can kill us whenever we want!
 EvilBadman: @measureofhope They don't want the world to see them, cause they don't think they'd understand
 Cptasparagus: its a new mecca chameleon strat
 e_bloc: fungus, you magnificent bastard, I read your book
 Sorator13: @e_bloc well, he did put it in every public library on Earth
 DarkMorford: Anyone know if the 5-hour badge has to be consecutive, or can it be spread out over the week?
 Sorator13: 
 Mollylele: @EvilBadman everything's made to be broken, just want you to clone who i am
 e_bloc: @Sorator13 typical villian behavior
 Saintnex: I gotta say, there are maybe way too many stealth sections in this game 
 Sorator13: @DarkMorford should be able to be spread out!
 Mattmitchell45: They play Sneak Song as they decommission the Clones
 EvilBadman: Tablets will do anything instead of going to therapy
Wrexadecimal: Ro-BUST that wall down
 MacbethSeemsSus: Show me your margin of error coward
 zeathean: They were walking and not sneaking
 IanAllenBird: she's definitely real
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeafAdorableGalagoThunBeast-M92hSd28Oet1p09b
 thesimbiote: It's about why the ship keeps replaying random interviews and personal messages of the original crew. It's to keep the clones grounded in their identities, I guess
 Ferisar: i honestly think the stun baton thing is just there to justify second chances lol
 ghyllnox: Knowing what we know now, it looks like they may have been weapons all along
 Sorator13: @thesimbiote That makes an annoying amount of sense.
 MTigress: oh god her eye was still moving while everything was frozen during the handover
 Ferisar: so you don't just die at every point
 Boopity: Whoever came up with the key baton thing was _definitely_ chuffed to bits with themselves
 calculated_uncertainties: It's stupid but kinda fun, too
 rabbitgta: We don't have time for writers to write story
 Sorator13: lmao
 fcloud: yeah, they havent established any kind of reason to hurry. we're just trying to get to the orbital station for something to do
 thesimbiote: @sorator13 yeahhhh, it's all thought out, but executed so messily as a narrative
 Lysander_salamander: ?
 rosesmcgee: That government conspiracy reveal was the last straw on a cart loaded heavy with plot holes
 Lysander_salamander: ok so she's already dead
shushu2539: he's raspberry headed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity And everyone else sat there realizing "oh no, this is a QTE in games everyone hated for years"
 MacbethSeemsSus: wE aRe FeElInG bEtTeR
 alchemistsavant: @fcloud They have to hurry because they're running out of oxygen.
 EvilBadman: No top 8 for you
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FantasticVibrantHerringSMOrc-nmax-6TkHUF_mKQd
 MAPBoardgames: the body cools quite quickly. He'll get over his hotheaddedness
 simplydavemn: The Key Baton thing is visually similar to the Bypass Shunts in the Other Worlds 1 & 2.
 notpsion: and how's left 4 spacedead going this evening
 simplydavemn: Outer worlds rather.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh cool, oxygen's almost at NORMAL levels
 Lysander_salamander: this is so dumb
 Saintnex: and they were ROOMMATES
 thesimbiote: This is information that clone Williams had. He was the only one aware, iirc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, real talk, I think the characters available to message might be divided by the part of the crew you are assigned to
 @SmithKurosaki: Directive 2802 (number might be wrong)
@DocPhoenix: It was Directive 8020
 @SmithKurosaki: Thanks Doc
@Meracanus: Thanks!
 simplydavemn: @Lysander_salamander To be fair, most Horror is dumb if you don't/can't buy into it.
 thesimbiote: Williams knew
 00gogo00: Also didn't we leave Anders outside?
 Sorator13: yeah, Williams was 100% doing that
 niccus: might be the oracle's job
 00gogo00: She's not necessarily dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So science crew can message science crew, command has more options, flight crew to flight crew etc
 rosesmcgee: He's a real hands on kind of executive
 thesimbiote: His clones were all part of the plan. This was mission 14
 IanAllenBird: oh yeah
 Diabore: makes sense that the one who bankrolled the clone project knew
 Sorator13: yeah, and then she said she figured out he was somehow communicating with Earth, and then he died so we couldn't hack his stuff anymore
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh yeah all that chemical stuff never came up gagain
 MacbethSeemsSus: again*
 0x6772: That was quite a lot of glass, twice.
 Mr_Horrible: damn someone used all the palettes already
Malletmaster: loop him loop him!
 Saintnex: I mean presumably the cocktail left him vulnerable to being killed?
 e_bloc: it'll leave you alone if you give it some gentle prodding
 thesimbiote: It's really sucky that Williams dying locks you out of all the information he would normally share if he had lived to the reveal
 simplydavemn: The real twist is the Humans and the Aliens came to terms long ago, and they are just repurposing the old missions as a reality game show.
 Sorator13: @simplydavemn and as a resource transfer system between Earth and Tau Ceti f
 Sorator13: a *very inefficient* one
 Mai_Andra: "enrishment"
 HorusFive: Endless supply of fresh meat
 fcloud: gettin their steps in
 Saintnex: boredom relief?
 fcloud: closin those fungal circles
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's like cat tv
 ClodiumSoride: the aliens are trying to fight of a DDOS/spam attack
 HorusFive: Human is a delicacy
 bo_brinkman: Ugh, I forgot about subathon again and just wasted 30 minutes doing other things
 ghyllnox: If aliens started bombarding Earth with clones, I think we'd start shooting down their ships and taking them over when they land
 rosesmcgee: It could be as simple as this lifeform sees humans as a threat and needs to learn about them
 fcloud: aliens love an apple watch
 Forlorgen: could be a starship troopers and humans were the attackers
 EvilBadman: Alien is just defending it's planet, man
 RatherLargeToad: it’s a amateur sport.  they’re getting crafts for goo university
 RatherLargeToad: *credits
 MacbethSeemsSus: Supermassive please don't do stealth again
 thesimbiote: The aliens were just a really aggressive mimic when humans found them. Now they have learned exactly how to defeat humanity and how to send infectious projectiles to intercept the ships
 e_bloc: "we are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike" - a clone to a duplicate clone, probably
 flyman347: let’s go be fungus with mama
 letsbelgo: what
 Mattmitchell45: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Forced stealth sections universally not fun
 e_bloc: 
 EvilBadman: That delay on /un/lock
shushu2539: instead of plants vs zombies it's raspberries vs clones
  mtvcdm: This has *got* to be chapter 8
 ClodiumSoride: I know the stealth sections are to have something failable, but they hurt the pacing of the story too much.
 Sorator13: @thesimbiote I dunno, the space goo hasn't actually been *that* effective here.
 Jedi_Master_Zell: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's most of the gameplay in this one it seems.
 fcloud: that and dialogue choices
  mtvcdm: How many people do we still have as not alien food
 Sorator13: cori no!
 Mr_Horrible: damn, the fungus is puppy-guarding
 Cptasparagus: try finger battery hole
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  Juliamon: mtvcdm We are down to two
 drewm1022: Why is there only ever one of them?
 thesimbiote: @sorator13 compared to where they started, they're learning quickly. If Stafford were alive, the player gets a chance to text with one and actually debate it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jedi_Master_Zell I will say stealth is already difficult to do, so FORCED stealth is exponentially more difficult.
 drewm1022: Have they explained that? 
 MacbethSeemsSus: The problem is the fungus can also see the ui hints
 EvilBadman: @Cptasparagus Amazing
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 bobmedrano: @MacbethSeemsSus lmaoo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Finger goes in the battery hole in game (DO NOT DO IRL)
 Ferisar: adam is... in the darkness....
 alchemistsavant: Adam is the main one shrouded in darkness atm
 gualdhar: look at who? I can't see anything
 Sorator13: honestly, I don't notice much difference in the room lighting
 NoxStryx: You are still brighter than the gameplay right now
 AkiraBalance27: i cant tell any difference
 simplydavemn: Serge - don't give your belly button away for free!
 Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar he's in famous XBOX 360 flop "The Darkness"?
 Ferisar: @Mr_Horrible wait is that the one with the tentacles
 MacbethSeemsSus: I put up a sign! You'll get hurt!
 Ferisar: i thought it did okay?
 rosesmcgee: My cans! My antique cans!
 PhoenixMelior: Oh i think i hear a wheeler
 fcloud: can't have been that much of a flop, they made two of em
 EvilBadman: Pre-stained glass
 Mr_Horrible: yes, and tbh prolly did; it got a sequel after all
 MTigress: the first one did well, the second was a flop i thought
 e_bloc: and people think AI is smart enough to take over the world
 ClodiumSoride: @Ferisar Unskippable did The Darkness 2, IIRC
 Mr_Horrible: but also dear god that game sucked in places
 Diabore: rip ben
 BusTed: oh it's hustlin'
 Lysander_salamander: dangit
  mtvcdm: AND THEN THERE WAS ONE
 Boon_33: o7
 IanAllenBird: F
 PhoenixMelior: Nooooooooo
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 letsbelgo: HUBRIS
 GrassVortex: 
 Sorator13: oh nooooo
 WriterRaven: F
 Mr_Horrible: damb
 ghyllnox: o7
Wrexadecimal: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When you talk about dark games with tentacles I think about Prototype, and not the Unskippable episode for the Darkness 2
 lochnessseammonster: 
 IanAllenBird: OOF
 SkylerRingtail: I swear the button changed yesterday too
Oscelot: Noooooooooo
 fcloud: fungus monster has very specific asmr preferences
 trainpants: F
 Sorator13: to be fair, it did that same thing to Adam earlier when he died
 MrSarkhan: o7
 Boopity: Daaamn 
n3ther: gnarly wow
 simplydavemn: @Mr_Horrible I have a Guinea Pig named "The Darkness" - shes the last surviving member of a trio (Prudence, Frisky, and The Darkness) named from OXVENTURES.
 Mr_Horrible: "YOU MASHED???"
 IanAllenBird: I think you died
 Diabore: cori wins!
  Texan_Reverend: o7
Malletmaster: fatality
 the_lone_bard: Oh I got back just in time to see them get Oberron Martell'd.
 Jedi_Master_Zell: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, it's one of the few things I didn't like in Ghost of Tsushima
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GAME THE FIRST TIME THE WHOLE GAME
 WriterRaven: Ewwwwww
 snacksmuncher69: o7
 i_enjoy_u: o7
 neisan2112:   
 nevermore913: o7
 notpsion: gross
 RedAlexxis: oh dear
 MacbethSeemsSus: That was rude cause the monster was camping the exit
 Boopity: Full party wipe let's go
 RockPusher: 
 iarethel0ser: O7
 realbadatthis_: o7
 Mr_Horrible: @simplydavemn I am unfamiliar, but honestly that sounds like a rad trio
  mtvcdm: TPK! TPK!
 FauksStarling: Time for Cori to carry
 PhoenixMelior: TPK! TPK!
 Sorator13: oh hey, texts?
 foopoiuyt: We might get an everyone dies ending.
 thesimbiote: Now it's Cori's controller
 PhoenixMelior: Peej!
 rosesmcgee: For hate of the game
 Mr_Horrible: the thing is, it might be funnier to live, at this point
 Mr_Horrible: you gotta take the Path of Largest Giggles
  mtvcdm: You gotta make people pay for that in a subathon Cori!
 EvilBadman: Do it coward
 Patorik: He's not called Good Niceman, after all
 fcloud: any shaft purgers in the chat? any blockage removers
 Boon_33: this locker contains: lies
 thesimbiote: But this could be Cooper's second chance to be the ONLY survivor
 adept_nekomancer: "Remember, everyone, don't look at the classified wall!"
 Sorator13: @Boon_33 pff
 0x6772: Why does Cooper keep glancing over her right shoulder?
 Xenguin47: First time!
 Cptasparagus: its a handjob closet, there was just always a fungus arm in there
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: The horse alone passes judgment.
 FauksStarling: @fcloud Hey, be sure to mute your mic if you're purging your shaft alright?
 Sorator13: @Cptasparagus Different kind of fungus, of course
 MacbethSeemsSus: If it makes you feel better, game's bad
 ghyllnox: Vive
 EvilBadman: To be fair it was a grift I was running for channel points and it failed spectacularly
 ClodiumSoride: lotta empty space in that shot
 HorusFive: Sure could be more people in this shot here
 00gogo00: maybe it's if you get caught a second time in the same area
 Cptasparagus: @Sorator13 probiotic
 Veshnikard: this has to be the end
 00gogo00: that it switches up the button
 Ferisar: she's a marine
 Ferisar: oorah
 simplydavemn: @Mr_Horrible She now lives with Fig (Dimension 20 Fansty High) and Angela (was watching Smosh Funeral roasts when I adopted them).
 Sorator13: She's a marine; marines famously know how to operate the vessels that transport them
 e_bloc: big foo fighters fan
  mtvcdm: Oh, right, we have no other scenes to cut to
 the_lone_bard: The elevator framing was cleraly off to the side expecting more people to be in htere as well.
 ClodiumSoride: @00gogo00 yeah, it seems like everyone gets one second chance
 ContingentCat: Go up and zoom
 Ferisar: 100% can
 Greendrag13: Sole survivor, round TWOOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @00gogo00 Nope, people have been caught repeatedly in this game and that is literally the first time
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you know, all of these games might be pretty goofy, but I'm glad they keep making them
 Mattmitchell45: RIP Hayden
 Sorator13: You definitely can
 fcloud: too bad we cant get our omniscient ship ai to do anything useful at all
 hesterbyrde: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa agreed. I love watching these streams
 Diabore: i looked at the death timings and yeah, but it seems hard, theres like 20 death points in chapter 8
 MAPBoardgames: I mean, I don't think that YOU can, but someone could.
 ThorSokar: one of the Achievements is literally "everyone lives"
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Sorator13: smh
 Boopity: 
 SK__Ren: Genie? Did someone say man in a jar?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 Ferisar: adam's twitter reply guy irl arc
 ContingentCat: Welcome to let's nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your hair is just now white
 FauksStarling: Adam's just here to cause chaos
 e_bloc: we are way past sanitary
 thesimbiote: There actually aren't that many death opportunities until this last chapter
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] Everything's made of flesh.
  LRRbot: New quote #9642: "Everything's made of flesh." —Heather [2026-08-25]
 simplydavemn: So does this place smell like rotting flesh or B.O.?
 EvilBadman: @FauksStarling He's working heel brother
 Diabore: its not good, its compelling
 Sorator13: Yeah, I might look up a 100% playthrough of this
 RedAlexxis: Yeah, It's solid
 Ferisar: my headcanon is if all the clones live they never find out they're clones
 ghyllnox: It's not really very good imo
 Sorator13: It has some interesting bits for sure
 fcloud: most critics dont even consider Air Supply to be alternative
 HorusFive: I'll take "Damning with faint praise" for 200 Ken
 Ferisar: which would be hype
 thesimbiote: Great concept, terrible execution
 IanAllenBird: hm
 drewm1022: I don't know why but I have a soft spot for the quarry.
 Mattmitchell45: Can we do a Ranking at the end of this?
 Sorator13: Uh oh
 TheOneCalledStu: BIG TEEF
 Boon_33: lorge thang
 RedAlexxis: oh, it's the Maw
 MTigress: this is resident evil n
 adept_nekomancer: It's so hungry
 WriterRaven: EW
 bobmedrano: @Sorator13 I definitely am
 Boopity: I very much enjoy these games on a "bad but fun" level
 Mr_Horrible: welcome to the end of RE2
 Bruceski: Now THAT'S a failed QTE
 MTigress: now
 MacbethSeemsSus: Many Teef
 foopoiuyt: New objective: Get eaten
 Molladia: which was the desert one? that james played?
 glitched_goddess: Jennifer’s body
 neisan2112: Yeah House of Ashes was dogshit
 AkiraBalance27: final boss fight go
 the_lone_bard: The last one I watched you guys play all I can remember is "Devil's gonna come" is a cool song and then you shot one of your own people in a bush with a shotgun with absolutely no indication.
TheAinMAP: 
 ElementalAlchemist: New Objective: RUN!
 simplydavemn: Honestly the best part of these games is streams like yours.
  mtvcdm: I think we got our TPK any minute now
 ghyllnox: o7
 Boopity: Yes, Man of Medan was ship
 FauksStarling: Objective is just Run. Holy crap
Malletmaster: RUN BISH RUN
 Lysander_salamander: Was that the one with the underground city and the vampires?
 fcloud: these fungus friends sure do have vertical mouths
 stippledotter: My intro to Let's Nope was Until Dawn Express, and it was a great B movie experience
 Boon_33: o7
 RockPusher: 
 PhoenixMelior: o7
 stippledotter: o7
 Boopity: Got by the QTE 
Wrexadecimal: 
 PsychoI3oy: how is this ship still a ship? so much of it has been broken, surely that's mostly structural
CosmikDebriz: o7
 Boopity: OH
 MacbethSeemsSus: House of Ashes was vampires in Iraq
 kodama_dw: o7
 PhoenixMelior: Redemption?
 GrassVortex: 
 Easilycrazyhat: saved by the key
 ContingentCat: o7
 e_bloc: we did it
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thesimbiote:   
 fcloud: @PsychoI3oy it's not spaceworthy. but its grounded rn
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 stippledotter: Good thing the whole party isn't there. They wouldn't have fit there
 RockPusher: We're looking at the dentata, obvs
 PhoenixMelior: Is that a Resident Evil final boss?
  mtvcdm: They're made of meat!
 FauksStarling: This is why you don't let Sea Monkeys go to space
 Easilycrazyhat: better than a wilhelm scream
 Mr_Horrible: @PhoenixMelior it's basically G from 2 at this point, yeah
 neisan2112: These ending sections are always weird if you don't have enough characters
 MacbethSeemsSus: This reminds me a lot of the Let's Nope on that oil rig
 Boopity: One thing I appreciate about this game is that none of the characters have plot armor. Usually they have 1 or 2 that _always_ live until the final climax, but in this one, it can be anyone. The problem is you can kinda see the gaps because everything needs to be more generic to fit any char
 thesimbiote: Yeah, that was a death opportunity for another character
 bobmedrano: wait I thought they were playing on PS5
 RockPusher:   
 00gogo00: this game is ok but it needs a Jason button
 ElementalAlchemist: @bobmedrano no, it just stole the display for an update
 HedWund: This ship is ark genesis 2 levels of messed up
 bobmedrano: coulda sworn I heard PS sounds yesterday
Wrexadecimal: That's a really bad two-man switch
 TheOneCalledStu: time for BIG KABOOM
 EvilBadman: Oh the incredibly small line next to the controller glyph is the direct that button is
 MacbethSeemsSus: @bobmedrano Graham was updating/downloading on the PS5 yesterday
 Sorator13: oh, is that what we were doing?
 bobmedrano: ahhhh
 letsbelgo: turn your key sir
 Saintnex: that’s… way too close to each other
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 glitched_goddess: big badda boom
 thesimbiote: For context, if you have all your characters, this last chapter has 25 possible deaths
 Xenguin47: That was a very fast 10 minutes
  Juliamon: Kaboom!!
Wrexadecimal: Mutually assured destruction
 Mr_Horrible: We love The Hive Mind from Dead Space 1
 ghyllnox: o7
 Sorator13: did that count as a boss fight?
 MAPBoardgames: In case of emergency, use the stairs.
 e_bloc: the boldest move is often the best move
 ghizmou: you missed your flight
Malletmaster: byebye elevator
 NoxStryx: The big boos fight is usually what ruin horror games
 i_enjoy_u: Didn't og cooper survive another reactor melt down?
 rosesmcgee: Yay, we killed one thing on a planet made of this thing
 Dalrint: So is everyone dead except cory?
 Sorator13: Our magnet boots aren't turned on, cause we're on planet
 Kentosaurus: do neighbors heckle you out the window on the way?
 fcloud: why are we overloading the reactor? i thought we were trying to escape the ship
 Sorator13: @Dalrint Yep. (Cori, not Cory, though!)
Wrexadecimal: @fcloud por que no los dos?
 IanAllenBird: they're all actual clone flesh
 Mr_Horrible: this is actually a Laika joint
 RockPusher:  
 rosesmcgee: Oh crap. Anyone remember deeply mid sci-fi horror movie Virus. It had some of the best horror practical effects
 the_lone_bard: All these cuts are making it hilariously conspicuous that the other cast are dead.
 neisan2112: @fcloud There was no escape. No one was gonna come to save clones.
 simplydavemn: Someones popcorn is ready.
 Lysander_salamander: cooper why
 fcloud: she's a little ocd
 GrassVortex: so why did we have to overload the reactor in order to fly away with the shuttle?
 letsbelgo: STOP
 HorusFive: Stick your face right in there
 Sorator13: yeah, just stand in front of the gap for a while, that's smart
 fcloud: she really needs that door to be closed
 MacbethSeemsSus:  
 itira: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 DigitalSeahorse: TEETH
 ghyllnox: Bagina dentata
 emilevitt: 
 adept_nekomancer: om nom nom
 ghyllnox: o7
  Juliamon: 
Wrexadecimal: WELP
 glitched_goddess: The alienussy
 IanAllenBird: damn
 Boon_33: o7
 kodama_dw: o7 ͏
 Saintnex: welp
 GrassVortex: 
 Stormgod519: damn
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 i_enjoy_u: o7
 PhoenixMelior: o7
  mtvcdm: TPK!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 stippledotter: Nooooooo
 ghizmou: we got time to do a replay
Malletmaster: F
 Lysander_salamander: smoosh
 Sorator13: so close!
 fcloud: 
 Veshnikard: best ending
 Mr_Horrible: just rub some dirt on it
 e_bloc: it does look like vagina dentata
 TheLadyMakai: F 07
 Boopity: You do have time for rewind 
 Sorator13: o7
 WriterRaven: EWWWW
 Mr_Horrible: p7
TheAinMAP: 
Malletmaster: F for Flattened
CosmikDebriz: o7
 RedAlexxis: everybody dies
 RedAlexxis: whoopsie
 DigitalSeahorse: FF
 @SmithKurosaki: o7
 the_lone_bard: That must be a quick time for a character that isn't present.
 bbblehh: Ouch
 fcloud: boy she's REALLY dead
 thesimbiote: 
 lochnessseammonster: TPK 
 Strebenherz: I chose the wrong time to come back with a bowl of food in hand
 Mr_Horrible: the legendary JK Flatten
Wrexadecimal: Four minutes now
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think we need to see it a 3rd time
 bobmedrano: @fcloud double dead
 I_Am_Clockwork: back to the beginning
 Lysander_salamander: I mean, why not
 A_Dub888: did Adam get to shoot anyone?
 Sorator13: I bet Serge could've caught Simms if he got another chance
 I_Am_Clockwork: start this circus over again XD
 Sorator13: @A_Dub888 Yep!
 MacbethSeemsSus: repeat your chats chat
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @A_Dub888 Last episode
Malletmaster: so we have to watch her agonizingly wait for the teeth monster to catch up
 Lysander_salamander: well, that's one way to make the reloading of saves diagetic
 MTigress: it would be funny if things happened slightly differently after rewinding
 Mindfire13: This game has too much dialogue to speedrun it unless you kill everyone but one person as early as possible (probably)
 thesimbiote: @sorator13 you're right, she's catchable. It adds another 10 or 15 minutes of story
 Boopity: D:
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a hole where chat sees it all
 adept_nekomancer: Mildly splorched
 itira: yucky
 Lysander_salamander: so many squish
 Easilycrazyhat: welp
 PhoenixMelior: Wow this part is brutal
 Sorator13: squish!
 Boopity: Yoooo you kept Anders alive at least
Malletmaster: wow
 the_lone_bard: This entire section is just "How can we burst this characters head." isn't it?
 Lysander_salamander: wait what
 IanAllenBird: F
 MacbethSeemsSus: Girlfriend died
 lochnessseammonster: 
 inetro: Khaaaaaaaaan!
 fcloud: she doesnt look ok
 Saintnex: “okay”
Wrexadecimal: double welp
  mtvcdm: Damn you! You blew it up!
 00gogo00: you took the fake anders, I thought
 SK__Ren: No, I think we found a clone wandering outside
 Sorator13: We brought the space goo clone of Anders back instead of the real one, so yeah, the real one's still out there
Malletmaster: No cuz you picked up the WRONG Anders
 Lysander_salamander: oh right, they went down the wrong path and picked up the anders mimic in the cave
 PhoenixMelior: We can fix serge dying in the tutorial
 Mr_Horrible: "Consequence: Horror" yeah I imagine so
 HedWund: T
 MacbethSeemsSus: Game's like: no, you're done
 Boopity: 
 HedWund: Y
 flyman347: peep the horror
 lochnessseammonster: 
 HedWund: Damn mobile
 e_bloc: let the dead weep for the dead
 Boopity: Is the alien eeping in the pods
 HedWund: We got the worst ending
 rosesmcgee: "nature" is "healing"
 PhoenixMelior: Woo, TPK!
 FauksStarling: I'm sure that'll be fine.
 Mai_Andra: Williams walks out. "Finally, some peace and quiet."
 Mr_Horrible: the fungus like "well now what do we do?" "...bingo night?"
 fcloud: worst for the humans, but for the fungus, this is the BEST ending
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cuts to Roomba, king of the ship
 Sorator13: 
 inetro: Thats a long 4 minutes for meltdown
 Lysander_salamander: I thought that was apocryphal
 00gogo00: isn't the reactor supposed to reactor
 00gogo00: soon
 Diabore: so many ben
 MacbethSeemsSus: No they had to remove his mustache
  mtvcdm: See, when all the humans die, the meltdown is cancelled
 PhoenixMelior: Wow we're so Young
 drewm1022: and hug them and love them and call them George.
  r10pez10: did we survive
 Patorik: It's Ben, BenBen, BenBenBen...
 Sorator13: Cori, your mic may be off?
 James_the_Dabbler: No
 00gogo00: no
 EvilBadman: Serge said superman and I thought he was gonna mention moustache editing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge, how do you get "mustache" to "junk smaller"
 thesimbiote: The aliens finally got gud at copying humans
 Lysander_salamander: okay sure
 AshenVeyll: That's a lot of cleaning you gotta start doing Ben
 the_lone_bard: Do you think the game thought that was scary?
 Boon_33: Willem Defore being told he can't show his junk....
 Lysander_salamander: wait what
shushu2539: body snatcher end
Malletmaster: SCREEECH
 HorusFive: I just wanted to figure out how to make a good copy.  It only wanted your honest feedback
 fcloud: New Clone+
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's the end of body snatchers
 Mr_Horrible: the Cassio3eia
 Mai_Andra: They kept sending clones into the alien planet to see what would happen.  In response, the alien learned how to make clones.
 Bruceski: Even in small-scale stuff as well. I know this streaming group where one guy was in a greenscreen suit and they had to stick a cube over his junk.
 Lockraemono: it's oblivion
 RedAlexxis: stop it!
 MTigress: oh, are they gonna come across the floating corpse?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman That was the thing, but somehow it became "CGI junk smaller" I think?
 Easilycrazyhat: Bae, wake up. New clones just dropped.
 bbblehh: Sorry I had to step out for like an hour to meal prep did they reveal what the evil lifeforms were
 Boopity: Congrats you finished the intro, time for the second timeline 
  Juliamon: just evil lifeforms
 FauksStarling: Hey, Serge can make sure Carter survives!
 Sorator13: @bbblehh Not really; it's still just space goo.
 Lysander_salamander: wow they're staggering the shipments of new pod-people so quick to each other
 thesimbiote: @bbblehh the character who explains it was dead at the time, so no explanation
 bbblehh: I love space goo, except when it's trying to kill me. Then I could do without. Maybe
 Lysander_salamander: they've got no confidence in the missions
 Patorik: That's the wrong drinking vessel if there's no gravity
 ghyllnox: So, ship that didn't get hit
 Bruceski: @bbblehh The planet's native life. We've been sending clones to check it out and it keeps eating and learning from them.
  mtvcdm: See, everyone is OKAY
 mrjujubeans: I think you’re supposed to wait an hour for coffee
 Sorator13: nah, Mitchell doesn't need pants
 Sorator13: he can float around any day
  mtvcdm: Nobody died, as far as earth knows
 Mr_Horrible: "meat."
 PhoenixMelior: I wonder what goes wrong on this mission
@Meracanus: Wait, did we reset?
@Meracanus: I looked away for ONE SECOND
 e_bloc: lol
 Lysander_salamander: like, if it takes four years for the trip and the new ship arrives three months later
 the_lone_bard: "If I weren't a pilot I think I'd be a one eyed corpse..."
 MAPBoardgames: Monkey push the button
 rosesmcgee: I'd work a desk job, sending emails for hours on end. You know, adventure
 i_enjoy_u: The misson where the players aren't in control - everything's great!
 SK__Ren: Definte "I' and "forever"
 James_the_Dabbler: It just... keeps repeating? over and over and over?
 Sorator13: Well, they did a lot when the ship crashed
 SK__Ren: Define*
 simplydavemn: Wait - Simms?    Does that mean that there is a connection to the overnight stream?    Will BArtelby show up and learn death magic?
 Boon_33: you miss 100% of the space junk you dodge.
 Saintnex: I got good nees Mitchell
 Kentosaurus: Like DJs pushing a button on a laptop
 MTigress: so this one didn't get hit?
 RedAlexxis: oh earth knows, Williams sends back mission outcomes
 flyman347: goodnight chat
 the_lone_bard: So like, how many resources is Earth just yeeting into the flesh-void for no gain...
 letsbelgo: galaxy quest lol
 RedAlexxis: Goodnight, have a good one
 Sorator13: @MTigress doesn't seem like it! (Apparently if Williams survives longer, he says that one was the only one to get hit by the space goo in space)
 bbblehh: @Bruceski What's that one tumblr post about the guy adopting cats and the coyotes? That's how I feel about this information
 Veshnikard: She almost scapes in Starship Troopers
 Boon_33: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: @the_lone_bard Yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_lone_bard Earth knows, it's a billionaire funding this
 HedWund:   
 Mr_Horrible: Supermassive Games, Tiny Fuckin' Letters
 Bruceski: @bbblehh Pretty much, yeah
 e_bloc: I have demonstarated a loop
 CaptainSpam: So we never got to see Narrator Guy in this one, did we?
 zigboy22: how did it go
 Boon_33: RADIOACTIVE  
 ghyllnox: @the_lone_bard The point to the war is that Earth is dying, so if they can't get established on this planet, the human race is doomed
 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay, what genre are they ruining in the next game
 chianeko:   
 Boopity: @CaptainSpam He's kinda oddly tucked away in this one
 Boon_33: great bloopers
 fcloud: ok cori, now we've learned a lot about finding batteries and putting them in battery sockets, it's time to put that training to work
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 0x6772: This'd be funnier if they'd had blooper shots in a video game.
 Sorator13: @ghyllnox also Mars is "ruined" apparently?
 the_lone_bard: @ghyllnox I thought this was meant to be a fictional premise...
 CaptainSpam: @Boopity Huh.  Odd indeed.
 thesimbiote: @captainspam he shows up if you find one specific collectible. He'll warn of possible deaths, but it's only for a few seconds
Kaaosa: "it could spell the end for the human race - good thing i'm illiterate"
 GasCityGaming: what was the one on the boat?
 Boopity: The ones you did distantly suffered a lot from Parsec wackiness imo
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Little Hope stunk
 neisan2112: Little Hope was probably the best one IMO
 momalyd: they better have the Smokey and the Bandeit blooper
 MacbethSeemsSus: Devil in Me was really bad I recall
 before_damage: What are they playing next time?
 Boon_33: I was told the colony would have more goth chics.
 Sorator13: man, CEO is such a piece of shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Yup
garfacemcgar: the likeness of the Curator, Tony Pankhurst, sadly passed away in 2024
 Boon_33: a good one for all
 kodama_dw: @Sorator13 typical CEO tbh
 bbblehh: If you had a clone would you treat it like this? You cannot romance your clone in this hypothetical
garfacemcgar: guess they didn't want to/couldn't recast him
 Easilycrazyhat: Ok, did anyone else think the "alien" was gonna turn out to be mutated clones from the first missions?
 Mr_Horrible: "A gun!" "Oh, COOL!"
 e_bloc: !clip
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 ClodiumSoride: @garfacemcgar dang
 Cptasparagus: was that before or after your bush got removed in post?
 MaladyDark: I njoyed the murder house one
 ghyllnox: @the_lone_bard Terraforming the earth from its current state would undoubtedly be easier than starting with an inhospitable planet. Presumably they've gone beyond our current state
 betweenmyself: should have used CGI to paint out the bush
 Sorator13: @Easilycrazyhat I was kinda thinking that too, yeah
 BusTed: 
Kaaosa: @bbblehh i'd find a way to romance my clone
 thesimbiote: That part the game doesn't explain fully but it's presumed that they were only away from their loved ones for the initial training, and all the videos were shot then
Malletmaster: oh honey...
 RedAlexxis: @Sorator13 Well, as CEOs go, he is a bit of a strange one.  Driven to do stuff, but for non-monetary reasons.  I get the impression he was an obsessive
 patrick_stonecrusher: Romancing The Clone
 kat2kool: I think Until Dawn was the best one overall. both Little Hope and Devil in Me were good except for their endings
 GrassVortex: so a project like this can't possibly be kept secret. So why are the clones the only ones that don't know anything about it? Sending new ships every few months is a *massive* undertaking
 0x6772: I would definitely have gotten up and left this theater by now.
 Sorator13: @RedAlexxis typical billionaire, somewhat less typical CEO
 Mr_Horrible: stinky
 Sorator13: No, they just said it was "ruined"
 Razdak: too many demons
 brainbosh: They "ruined it" but thats all
 00gogo00: what would have happened if you made the opposite choice in the last flashback cutscene with Young
 thesimbiote: They went and fucked it up
 Saintnex: it’s too bad Supermassive Games is going through so many layoffs, I do kinda like these games
 Easilycrazyhat: Adam just like Until Dawn because he no-scoped the twist
 Bruceski: I assume they did the same stuff to Mars that they did to Earth
 rosesmcgee: Mars colony failed but Tau Ceti will be different. Just a few trillion more dollars, bro
 00gogo00: @GrassVortex their memories come from before any of the ships were sent out
 MTigress: something about a fire?
 Mr_Horrible: you're just saying that because of your called shot, Adam  (but you're right)
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I should have waited 
 Sorator13: @GrassVortex Because they took the clone memory snapshots before they learned about the clones plan. It's pretty feasible to keep a handful of people in the dark like that.
 lamina5432: that timey winy one with the kids making a film was decent
 Easilycrazyhat: @Sorator13 Glad I'm not the only one, hah.
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, an epilogue
 alchemistsavant: The Until Dawn movie had the water that makes you explode though, so at least it had that.
 RedAlexxis: meanwhile, back on earth
 GrassVortex: @00gogo00 still, building ships like tat would take a long time, so would have been going on for a bit
 Boopity: Is that... a milestone? Or a setback? They taught the alien to attack first
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhh so for the others it gets messed up in orbit
 simplydavemn: When the VOD comes up you should start it with the Final Quicktime, freeze frame, record scratch and voiceover "So you're probablywondirng how I got here..."
 the_lone_bard: I see she's working in that blade runner building.
 Saintnex: … how’s that a good thing??
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wow, Blade Runner looking building
 Lysander_salamander: huh?
 e_bloc: so many. . . i guess you could say. . . expeditions
Wrexadecimal: @e_bloc At least 32 of them (:
 I_Am_Clockwork: This building interior is giving me Tirell builiding interior vibes
 Sorator13: christ, are they psychoanalyzing their own clones? that's fucked up
 rosesmcgee: parasite from previous game in the jar?
 ghyllnox: Oh, so the neurological agent we were going to feed to the CEO was actually for the alien
 Mr_Horrible: bigass rooms to watch a video at a desk
shushu2539: very depressing rooms
  r10pez10: Mr_Horrible that's the moonbase
 Lysander_salamander: why?
 @SmithKurosaki: tpk, epilogue is basically resetting the cycle
 Saintnex: I think they are the ones responding to the logs sent to earth
 Sorator13: Yeah, cause she sent that message
 MAPBoardgames: You did quite well, commander.
 Lysander_salamander: huh?
 Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 you can't fool me, I know the moonbase rooms never actually have enough space
 Lysander_salamander: how much humanity is left?
 PhoenixMelior: Original Eisele kinda sucks
 HorusFive: "Wave after wave of our own men"
 Cptasparagus: new US president, shit happens
 Lysander_salamander: huh???
 0x6772: How much does each Cassiopeia cost?
 mrjujubeans: Go to a different planet!
 IanAllenBird: to the hell planet full of goo that hates us
 EvilBadman: Ever forward, never learning
 TheNerdWonder: that is such a myopic view...
 brainbosh: Going to jail
  Juliamon: ew Eisele buys into the techbros
 Boopity: Yayyy you did it
NonchalantAvenger: this game has like 10 endings no?
 e_bloc:   
 Laurence72: Nah, humanity deserves to die if this is how we're trying to find a solution
 thesimbiote: It's all a metaphor for generative AI
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 SK__Ren: only 38% in Ep6
 Ned_Flandalorian: at some point you're just feeding cats to coyotes though
 ghyllnox: Adam 
 simplydavemn: Speedrun deaths!
 PhoenixMelior: Percent of chapter seen pro4
 xantos69: How did this go?
 PhoenixMelior: *probably
 pleonasticTautology: jordynne your mic
 Diabore: jordynnes mic off?
 kat2kool: the Thing goo is vital to humanity’s future….   somehow
 Diabore: too far ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kat2kool They sure are convinced it is
 Saintnex: this is a cool system
 FauksStarling: The future of goomanity
 Boon_33: sounds like a you problem
 SK__Ren: Given the state of the city outside that meeting room, Earth is pretty F'd
 Sorator13: You're alive in some of those, Ben, you're just wounded
 HorusFive: Sub more to increase the battery budget
 the_lone_bard: Rather than rebuild civilisation, we think it a better use of resources and technology to send countless space-ships full of clones across the galaxy to see what happens with the malevolent space-goo.
 ghyllnox: MAwp
 Patorik: Everyone, sub so LRR can buy more batteries!
 MAPBoardgames: if you make extensive use of the rewind function you can get all the paths
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mic back on fyi, and scritchy
 Sorator13: it was partway through ch8
 PsychoI3oy: Jordynne's mic is not off....
 simplydavemn: Sneak past Bartelby and pull the batteries from that door...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mic is on
 gualdhar: who's unscrewing something?
 patrick_stonecrusher: @kat2kool trick Goo into being cow, infinite gooburger. Welcome to Gooburger, home of the Gooburger
 notpsion: who's crunching
 kat2kool: @thefluffiestguineapig I do wish they could give us *any kind* of crumb as to why when all we see it do is shapeshift and murder
 PsychoI3oy: well it is now but we heard all that
 ClodiumSoride: turn on easy mode, just for the replay?
 ghyllnox: The mic you're presumably putting batteries in, that's on
 Saintnex: running it back!
 Sorator13: 
 silenceaux: He'll get it. Eventually.
 Boon_33: he's consistant
 IanAllenBird: Clap
 MAPBoardgames: First try!
Malletmaster: oop
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: First try
 FauksStarling: Flawless
 EvilBadman: It was crackling when you were taking it off Jordynne. Stopped now.
 I_Am_Clockwork: Lol the lgiht again haha
 I_Am_Clockwork: this happened last time too
 thesimbiote: @kat2kool you only get that info if one specific character is alive to give it to you, and even then it's sparse
 Boopity: 
 Lysander_salamander: oops
 kat2kool: @patrick_stonecrusher see THAT is actually a good motive
 Boon_33: al pop
 Tacmoy: sending clones on fake mission to tau Ceti.? on repeat? I just read that book…
 SkylerRingtail: There's a cooldown period
 Kasran: this particular puzzle seems really annoying to do while being chased
 MTigress: i think there was a recharge bar on the baton/key
 shendaras: I think it resets after a while
Kaaosa: ben's head explode
 Sorator13: Not always, but sometimes
 Greendrag13: The Rescue Stick has a recharge bar. You can see it filling up in the bottom left!
 Boopity: Yeah, it's time between getting caught
 trainpants: they really like crushing faces off in this game
 Saintnex: yea, it recharges on the bottom left
 MAPBoardgames: I think you get a number of fails.
 kat2kool: @thesimbiote certainly tracks with the previous games
 MTigress: but after the recharge is probably when they swap buttons
RhymesWithMoose: Also, once it was down to 1 the recharge became instant.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tau Ceti went way better in Project Hail Mary
 e_bloc: why did they build the entire game out of the quicktime event
 ClodiumSoride: @Greendrag13 @Saintnex thanks, I hadn't noticed that
 shendaras: First time!
 thesimbiote: @kat2kool dunno why they couldn't have it so you can find videos or something in its place 
shushu2539: Cooper's faces are the best
 Greendrag13: @ClodiumSoride o7
 bobmedrano: @e_bloc never played Heavy Rain?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: first first time
 e_bloc: @bobmedrano  fair
 Mr_Horrible: they didn't tell me they'd be playing more James Bond tonight 
 kat2kool: @thesimbiote “replayability” probably
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hopefully it doesn't camp the exit
 e_bloc: even the computer is a clone
 thesimbiote: @kat2kool yeah, I think you're right 
 HorusFive: I was ready for the alien fungus to just be "we sent too many clones and they started growing weird"
 ClodiumSoride: I appreciate the branching story chart in this game, so it's not necessary to replay through the whole game. I don't remember if any of the previous games had that.
 thesimbiote: @clodiumsoride pretty sure this system is new, as I recall it being mentioned as a feature
 kat2kool: @horusfive that’d be a cool reveal!
 bobmedrano: @ClodiumSoride I think Detriot has it
 inetro: The 999 / Zero Escape system
 lamina5432: it is key to have this in a modern visual novel
 bobmedrano: Detriot**
 goatprince: much like Save On Foods, there's always more in store
Malletmaster: the open classified panel!
 thesimbiote: We love when games respect our time
 bobmedrano: wait
 bobmedrano: Detroit*******
 bobmedrano: fucking hell
 bobmedrano: i give up
Capriox_42: can you zoom out the timeline?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gentlemen, this is the Lore Room. There's no fighting in the Lore Room
 MAPBoardgames: that delay is silly
 inetro: Aw dang it, Aw dang it, Aw dang it
 Boopity: Gameplay
 itira: hes just making music now
Malletmaster: you got this buddy
 Strebenherz:   
 kat2kool: @bobmedrano you got it in the end at least 
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 RockPusher: 
 Lysander_salamander: it would suck if you fail too many times and the monster just creeps up on you and eats you
 ghyllnox: \o/
 lochnessseammonster: 
 shendaras: 
  Juliamon:   
 00gogo00: first try
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: perfect. no notes
 HorusFive: never didn't have it
 thesimbiote: First try
 IanAllenBird: great security doors
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 MadWolf1290: lock picking for a reason
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Override Manuel
 BlueChloroplast: Lotta arms there
  Juliamon: I don't know if it was explained in the chapters I missed last night, but was there anything to the weird purple glitches?
 freshmaker__: if you go in a big loop does that make you a... loopah!
 adept_nekomancer: Purging the shaft?  Sounds like more work for the person editing out all the pubes.
 Mai_Andra: the cylinder must remain intact
 shendaras: RAM prices in the future are still quite high.
 00gogo00: it's important to purge your shaft regularly
 snacksmuncher69: What are the ethics of purging a shaft with a clone
 Lysander_salamander: dang this is so dumb
 MacbethSeemsSus: Remember, mitchell is not friend
 e_bloc: @snacksmuncher69 we have established you cannot purge your clone's shaft
 thesimbiote: @juliamon it's never explicitly stated, but there is a document that implies that the alien can interface with tech, I believe, so it's prolly the alien affecting the video feeds
@Meracanus: Is there an input delay?
@DocPhoenix: Ah the joys of display lag
@DocPhoenix: They're running the game on a PC in a different room
@Meracanus: Ahh
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 00gogo00: this game is good but where's the Jason button
 MacbethSeemsSus: @00gogo00 Jason!?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus SHAWN
 Greendrag13: @thesimbiote I mean, in THIS run, it spoofed a contact ID and sent text messages during the Anders chase, so, yeah. It's got SOME access
 Mr_Horrible: that's called the Gym, brother
 FauksStarling: With your clone??
 00gogo00: Hey!  Who turned out the lights!
 kat2kool: and then you need to collect the blue pages
 thesimbiote: @greendrag13 haha, that's true! It's a true iPad Baby
 Suffix: That seems to be a common objective?
 Sorator13: well, Cori is the Marine; obviously she succeeds at everything
  r10pez10: is this a flashback again
 ElementalAlchemist: That's a lot of mashing for the time limit
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ClodiumSoride: @r10pez10 they rewound to the branch before Ben's character died
 00gogo00: I hate when games make you mash and make it hard
 00gogo00: because if you can't do it you just kinda can't do it
 poipal: "I don't have to be faster than the alien, I just have to be faster than Cooper"
 IanAllenBird: there's options to turn off the mashing I think
 DarkMorford: You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the other guy
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  r10pez10: what if we're actually evil and the plants are good
 ClodiumSoride: @00gogo00 there's an accessability option to make mash QTE just hold instead
 pimiento: 
 Sorator13: @00gogo00 tbf, the game does have an option to turn it off/switch it to hold instead of mash
 00gogo00: that's nice
Malletmaster: AAAAA
 HorusFive: The redemption or Cori
 Sorator13: Hell yeah on that line delivery
  r10pez10: gonna need a clean take of that scream
 Diabore: ok yyyyy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Malletmaster: Marines don't mess around
 pimiento: these symbiotes, always with the tentacles
  r10pez10: this one at least does seem compelling enough to play again
TacitusVigil: We fighting a gravemind?
 00gogo00: imagine needing to play this sequence with 5 people alive
 ElementalAlchemist: Are you still watching? [Yes]
 Boon_33: [Yes]
Malletmaster: !card Meltdown
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 ElementalAlchemist: repeat: the down will melt in 10 minutes
 Diabore: @r10pez10 seems slow in the beginning, but thats what checkpoints are for
 patrick_stonecrusher: yerp
 ghizmou: sorry, didn't click fast enough boon_33, you died
TheMadS8nt: that voice over seems very up beat about the self destruct
 Boon_33: @ghizmou fair enough
 adept_nekomancer: "Okay, we'll blow up the ship for you, but we'll give you 10 minutes to change your mind."
Malletmaster: we destroying so many artifacts!
 ProfessorFalconer: You should take the stairs in an emergency anyway
 Diabore: so do you need more people for the ladder or a specific person?
  r10pez10: what a thrill
 goatprince: [tiktok voice] reactor overloaded 
 rosesmcgee: The ladder is also real far from the door
 Boon_33: @r10pez10  
 Sorator13: Last time, they did show the ladder, I believe
 Fruan: 137 QTEs in a row to climb down each rung
 00gogo00: they're not gonna animate 1-5 people jumping to the elevator
  r10pez10: goatprince ice cream yum yum
 00gogo00: that'd be hard
 Sorator13: interesting that ti didn't this time though
 bbblehh: Yeah everything was filmed practically, that's why they made so many clothes
 bbblehh: clones
 MacbethSeemsSus: 4 minutes *ah ah*
 Diabore: oh its bens fault
 pimiento: rip
 Sorator13: This does seem more in character for Young than Cooper
 alchemistsavant: That's a movie! A surprisingly good movie too.
 Boon_33: lol
 Diabore: ???
 Sorator13: I'm guessing it didn't keep the player assignments and such when you rewound
 Fruan: What
 KharadBanar: Vagina dentata! (what a wonderful phrase)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ghyllnox: 
 inetro: Ah, Cooper's famous Disappearing Act!
 RedAlexxis: The teeth!
 ghyllnox: Perfect game no notes
 Saintnex: that looks like a bit of a glitch lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: That last one was rude
 Sorator13: oh, nevermind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game's having a good time
 alchemistsavant: Cooper, you didn't tell us you were the Invisible Woman before.
 Sorator13: ah, yes, classic "throw stuff instead of slamming with pseudopods which would be just as easy"
 foopoiuyt: You can fail to close a door.
 xantos69: Yo I heard there were some gamers in here.  Is that true?
 Sorator13: wait, you can fai lto press that button?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHEEEEEEE
 MAPBoardgames: you've already unplugged the fuel lines
 Sorator13: You also already disconnected the fuel line, so you aren't getting any more even if you wait
 Mai_Andra: Now we get a shot of Anders watching the shuttle take off...
  r10pez10: are they flying to the halo
 adept_nekomancer: It's just giving you a hug!
 MacbethSeemsSus: @r10pez10 I mean it is a booster ring...
 Sorator13: They didn't think of using it to get to the booster ring, yeah
 Bright5park: Dang, they made a sequel to Space Ace? 
 RedAlexxis: oh! it's Jaws time!
  r10pez10: does she get a witty one liner
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, Jaws
 A_Dub888: Smile you sonuva
 trainpants: smile you sonofa
 ghyllnox: 
 0x6772: Yeah, that's Just Jaws.
 Diabore: bye anders
 inetro: Bye Anders!
 IanAllenBird: rip anders
 emilevitt: big ol resident evil boss
 Sorator13: bye Anders!
 Boopity: Yayy
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bye Anders
 HorusFive: Shame about Anders
 adept_nekomancer: Anders... more like Stranders
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 thesimbiote: Poor Anders
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 00gogo00: bye Anders
 e_bloc: k bye
 Sorator13: smell ya later!
 Jobot180: Stranders
 MAPBoardgames: who?
 pimiento: 
 DarkMorford: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Saintnex: ohhh that’s sadder lol
 MAPBoardgames: Yes
 Boon_33: byee
 drewm1022: @adept_nekomancer 
 e_bloc: here I go, wish me luck
shushu2539: poor Anders
 neisan2112: Oh this reaction actually makes since now
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Sucks to be you
 inetro: Hes only Stranded for a few more moments, before the nuclear meltdown gets him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's INFINITELY sadder
 Sorator13: I do find it odd that she didn't, yknow, find her way back on her own
 HorusFive: [They would not come back for Anders]
 Boon_33:  
 thesimbiote: Yeah, you've gotta find the correct one
 Boopity: You can't turn around, that's the issue. Jordynne did try
 Diabore: @inetro her (iirc)
 00gogo00: or you just go the other way at the fork
 inetro: tyty
 MAPBoardgames: You CAN take the fake one back and not reveal it til credits.
 HorusFive: Big explosion you can see from space
 ghyllnox: @MAPBoardgames Damn
 Sorator13: There were two paths, and y'all chose the wrong one (re: getting the right Anders). I think it's just luck to choose the right one though.
Malletmaster: AYO?!
 ProfessorFalconer: Ben.
 Boopity: This hole was made for us
  r10pez10: space sucks i hate megacorps
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 FauksStarling: Ben!
 mulligan2six: Doordash
 e_bloc: just finished getting off and now we're looking to dock
 BluTGI: Save room for docks
 Mai_Andra: ♫ And by ring I mean- ♫
 MAPBoardgames: @ghyllnox wanna guess how I know?
 I_Am_Clockwork: I suspect that you need a lot, maybe not all but a lot, of the dead folks to actually do anything now  like to run the ship back home?
 MTigress: inb4 Simms
 RelwinEJ: Does the ship have magnet boots now?
 Diabore: @MAPBoardgames google?
 Saintnex: … Serge?
  Juliamon: I_Am_Clockwork I don't think they even have the fuel to
 Sorator13: @I_Am_Clockwork we already established we can't take this booster ring back home regardless; it's just a safe place to wait for the next ship to arrive
 drewm1022: Neal Stephenson mentioned.
 neisan2112: Just do what some fish do
 lamina5432: find the other clones
 the_lone_bard: Cori I just ordered a copy of Seveneves funnily enough.
 Mai_Andra: It's cool.  Ben turned on the "same sex try for baby" setting.
 EvilBadman: Same sex try for baby turned on
 00gogo00: I haven't read Seveneves but I've had a copy sitting on a shelf for a while
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Jordynne wandered around for SO LONG looking, I have no fucking idea how you would find the real one
 trainpants: won't the new boat have themselves on them?
 RedAlexxis: That's a 4-year journey, not a likely win
 Sorator13: 3 months later, I believe
 TheNerdWonder: and now they're in orbit and can screw with future clones
 ShadyLantern: they can kiss i guess
 brainbosh: How do none of the new crews notice the old rings
 MacbethSeemsSus: "New boat who dis?"
 MAPBoardgames: @Diabore Nope. My playthrough Fake Anders was the only survivor. whoops.
 Sorator13: They're starting a support group for surviving clones, clearly
 ProfessorFalconer: Now they can be SPACE PIRATES! Ahoy!
 e_bloc: and we're pregnant
 Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames LOL
 e_bloc: this has very strong 'the second variety' vibes
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, what the- how long have you've been playing this?
 INCSlayer: she has two eyes again?
  r10pez10: they were on the booster ring for three months?
 Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames Unluckyyyy
 Saintnex: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think it’s based on the messages and a bit of luck
 thesimbiote: The ships are roughly 6 months apart each time
 kumatsu: if your poo is locked, call your doctor
 MTigress: @brainbosh there were a ton of rings crashed onto the surface with the other ships
 00gogo00: @r10pez10 we don't know, this is a different Young
 EvilBadman: Cycle 14 might come across them?
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 This is the next ship in the line
 Mai_Andra: "Weird... there's already a ring in orbit, but we only just arrived..."
  r10pez10: they're all clones???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Saintnex So what, you have to figure out when you are seeing messages from the imposter and go a different direction??? That's MADNESS
 00gogo00: yeah
 FauksStarling: Oracle probably crashes the rings if the Cycle fails
  r10pez10: then why were the plants evil
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 oh, oh dear, did you miss a lot tonight?
 MAPBoardgames: Humanity likes Tau Ceti, it put several rings on and around it.
  r10pez10: i did miss a lot but this is funnier
 00gogo00: @r10pez10 there's earth clones and fungus clones
 Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig She talks about being "near stalactites". But you have to enter either the left/right area to even see them. And once you enter, you can't go back, so it's just bad design 
 00gogo00: totally different
 BrukadaAbido: Boot to the head reference!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Plants evil was yesterday IIRC
 00gogo00: it's ok when we do it
 Diabore: @r10pez10 some random species starts dropping trash in your front lawn youd be pissed too
 EvilBadman: @r10pez10 Earth was sending clones as a shitty zerg rush to stop the aliens
 LurkerSpine: I mean I would put my boots on first if they were the only thing that let me walk
 Sorator13: but yeah, I do wonder what they do about the extra booster rings in orbit
  r10pez10: 00gogo00 the fungus ... was amogus?
 Tacmoy: I put on my Ugg boots…
 poipal: @EvilBadman It feels like the Hail Mary had better planning and that's saying something
 BluTGI: ABF: Always be floating
 Mai_Andra: The fungus has managed to replicate the entire ship and is now running the scenario itself - to "fix" everything the humans did wrong.
 RedAlexxis: good news on that front
 LupusNoctis: and you WILL BE
 Xenguin47: "I was thinking I could be a video game designer..."
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Sorator13 Weren't there some on the planet?
Malletmaster: well don't do that Adam
 adept_nekomancer: Emergency bacon
 GreyThey: What's been happening to the rings that all of the other ships left?
 Firewhiskers: Must be weird to have your feet attached to the floor but the rest of you is floating aroun
 KharadBanar: wait, they live on a ring-shaped ship and don’t get artificial gravtiy by rotation?
 the_lone_bard: @Sorator13 There was wreckage from one on the planet section with Anders, presumably they decay in orbit nad crash down.
 Lysander_salamander: Wait hang on
 Sorator13: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Some, but surely not all of them crashed the ring into the planet?
 PhoenixMelior: Hm interesting
 Sorator13: I don't think you *can* skip the credits, yeah
Malletmaster: you can skip after the crew's videos play
 HedWund: Oo steam friends
 bobmedrano: this sucks, you should be able to skip this lmao
  r10pez10: wow a 7.9% cheevo
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben has been cloned
 Boopity: Uhhhh
 Sorator13: 
 Suffix: Friends? Oh no.
 GreyThey: Wouldn't the next ship have seen the ring there, anyway, and known something was up?
 Sorator13: @GreyThey I would expect they'd notice pretty quick, yeah
 Bright5park: @Firewhiskers I would do my best impression of an inflatable tube person
 rosesmcgee: RIP to a real one. Or not?
  Juliamon: Sorator13 Our clones were the first to get hit before landing, so likely the first to not lose the ring
 LupusNoctis: I think that was the emergency beacon
  r10pez10: ben boot up peggle
 Sorator13: @Juliamon Oh right, good point
 GreyThey: And shouldn't there be a bunch of rings floating around the planet?
 RelwinEJ: Come on surprise wheel
 Boopity: IIRC, if Stafford is alive, the end section Ben did is mostly just him instead
 Nekuia: @GreyThey Knowing something is up and knowing what is wrong, are two different things.
 marawr_arts: Another thank you for Serge participating as a fellow fraidy cat who reacts the same way
 Sorator13: so something else must cause the others to crash
 Mindfire13: @GreyThey You forget how small a ship is compared to a planet.
 BluTGI: Five kids? In this economy?
 Saintnex: @GreyThey maybe? unless it’s like set to self detonate after a set of time?
 MAPBoardgames: its very hard to hide in space.
 Mai_Andra: @Juliamon Which is weird, because this ship wasn't supposed to land at all.  That was a major plot point in the first half.
 PhoenixMelior: Eisele implied that the other cycles get attacked in orbit
 Scy_Anide: Big if true
 00gogo00: so did Crew 14 get the distress signal but they didn't notice it, or something?
 A_Dub888: only 8 christmases?
 e_bloc: for those who come after
 Sorator13: @Mai_Andra Yeah, something else must normally cause the ship to crashland
 Boopity: @MAPBoardgames To be fair, it's also fairly hard to be _found_
  Juliamon: They specifically detached the ring because of the meteorite
Malletmaster: @BluTGI well when you've gotta populate an entire planet...
AlistorKO: the other christmases suuuuck
  r10pez10: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
 the_lone_bard: There's a ring wreckage on the planet when you see that pile of wreckage. Presumably it just has a false orbital trajectory to fall into atmosphere instead of become stable.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben speed running this
 Austere_Squire: Ben's age is unknowable
 rosesmcgee: Keep it up. You wanna go for 37?
 BusTed: buttoning
 A_Dub888: Benjamin Button Ulmer
 EvilBadman: @A_Dub888 8 craaazy nights
 MTigress: @PhoenixMelior didn't she say 13 ws the first to get attacked in orbit?
 rabbitgta: Ben's buttoning
 Boopity: 
 PhoenixMelior: @mtigress BEFORE orbit
 00gogo00: @MTigress 13 was the first to get attacked _before_ orbit
 thesimbiote: This mission was different, too. Nothing went as usual because the life form figured out how to send itself into orbit through a projectile and intercept the ship early
 MAPBoardgames: @Boopity So the question is "are they looking for the rings in orbit?"
 EvilBadman: He really was the man of medan
CanvasWolfDoll: bengineer button
 ghyllnox: There was a lot of "the fungal agent is sabotaging Engineering" during the landing, but what if it was sabotaged before launch?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man of Medan was the one that came down to one QTE right?
 ALLxISxLOST: little hope of that
  Juliamon: I don't know *why* I'm trying to defend the plot, it's absolutely full of holes, but this bit at least made sense to me
TacitusVigil: So we won, right?
Malletmaster: gotta get to this Quarry business too
 shendaras: The Oracle isn't really on your side, right? I imagine it could just hide the sensor readings for the rings and such.
 e_bloc: cool story bro
 lamina5432: can we get a prequal for the mars thing
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Juliamon The Thing is a good base
 Boopity: @MAPBoardgames Oh that's true 
 Sorator13: @shendaras True, it absolutely could
 ClodiumSoride: @ghyllnox yeah, thinking about it I think the ship was pre-programmed to crash
 PhoenixMelior: This Eisele is a clone racist
 Mai_Andra: This is "survival is more important than humanity"
 HorusFive: In our view- the Jedi are shooting clones at the fungus world
 Sorator13: not only doesn't care about clones, but thinks that throwing more clones at the problem will somehow solve it
 Laurence72: It's evil because it is poorly written.
 rosesmcgee: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the clone.
 ALLxISxLOST: Is it better to be dropkicked by a man or by a banana man?
 Tacmoy: ‘clones are property ‘
 Mr_Horrible: gonna start saying "I'm very Science" to myself now
 Saintnex: @Juliamon tbf it’s hard not to want to like the plot, it’s drawing on a lot of well liked sci-fi tropes imo
 Mr_Horrible: probably for a week or 2 at least
 Mindfire13: Morality is irrelevant in the face of science (if you're evil)
 thesimbiote: Eisele has different possible endings based on your choices, iirc
 MacbethSeemsSus: This set is straight out of Blade Runner 2049
 Sorator13: @Saintnex yeah, the skeleton of this is honestly pretty cool, it's just very poorly executed in several critical respects
 Boopity: I mean, they all agreed to the clone plan, so all of them are very much complicit (except for Young who couldn't handle it and sent the message?)
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhhh is this ending because of bens choice of wish
 Fruan: This is just such a bad plan.
 loufghyslaufey: Whoops
 00gogo00: How can there be years and years of previous SOS messages on the probe if Cycle 13 is the first one to send a message
 PsychoI3oy: 2 souls went Beyond?
 00gogo00: that doesn't add up
  r10pez10: do clones have souls
 Lysander_salamander: like, why do they need to know nothing about their mission?
 Lysander_salamander: ok so a slightly different voiceover
 public_key_reveal_party: @Lysander_salamander For plot twist purposes
 Sorator13: @Lysander_salamander Because part of the experiment is seeing how humanity responds to unexpected first contact
 the_lone_bard: This is just an animated ending slide from a crpg... It's just changing individual plot slides.
 loufghyslaufey: So then...
  r10pez10: wow home sucks
 bobmedrano: yeah lame variation of this ending
 stippledotter: Oh so they were just abandoned then I guess
 drewm1022: "Never forget why you started" was Young's dad's quote, right?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think the wish effected this ending
 thesimbiote: @drewm1022 yeah
 Sorator13: @00gogo00 They might've been the first to successfully send it?
 EvilBadman: Maybe find a vid of best ending to watch?
NonchalantAvenger: 10 diffrent endings
 loufghyslaufey: "Endgame will return in Doomsday..."
 TheOneCalledStu: Clearly time for Glurp
 PhoenixMelior: Soooo... time to glurp?
 Suffix: You're neat.
 Boopity: Time to 100% this game /s
  r10pez10: mos eisley?
  mtvcdm: Glurp?
 adept_nekomancer: Impromptu glurp session!
 Saintnex: @Lysander_salamander they kinda explain this with other characters at a different point that our crew didn’t get to
 Mindfire13: Let's save someone else!
 lamina5432: wanna watch the games trailers?
 Dalrint: Speedrun the everyone lives ending
 DarkMorford: Glurp?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Time to scare Serge?
 MAPBoardgames: there is a way to get Eislie(real) to abandon the clone project and send non-clones in wave after wave to their deaths. I presume.
 Dog_of_Myth: Glurp?
GrathXVI: Time to subject a room full of people to Cursed Silent Hill?
 Cptasparagus: are there youtubes of the endings
 00gogo00: @Sorator13 but they went back, like, 5 years - that's too far for 13 missions one every 3 months
 poipal: The game keeps presenting "should we send clones?" as a moral dilemma but it keeps coming across as an efficiency issue. Spaceships are not cheap!!
 thesimbiote: Nice job, guys!! It was fun watching y'all play
 Sorator13: @00gogo00 Yeah, they may not have been sending them every 3 months to begin with
 ALLxISxLOST: dan of ma ham
 00gogo00: left stick left and right
 00gogo00: to swap crew members
 RelwinEJ: Since the plot is tossing waves at an unassailable enemy and it was started on Ben's birthday, can we call this ExBendition 34
 SK__Ren: @poipal But training is expensive too
NonchalantAvenger: we go for Best Ending?
 TheLadyMakai: Nice playthrough everyone!! Heading to bed, everyone have a great evening and say hello to Angel and Wheeler for me during mahjong
 TheLadyMakai: see yall in the morning
 Sorator13: glurp!
 Patorik: Baby games!
 Molladia: play glurp for an hour
 thesimbiote: Did you find any of the collectibles? I can't remember if you found some
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 Sorator13: @thesimbiote Some, not many
  r10pez10: !time
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 SkylerRingtail: Surprise public domain movie night? Jackbox?
 Fruan: Like, at some point if you're throwing that many ships it becomes cheaper to throw an asteroid at them at 99% of lightspeed, right?
 thesimbiote: @sorator13 thanks!
 Mathwyn: Maybe follow through on the Serge House of Jumpscares threat 
  r10pez10: looking forward to very normal mahjong hours
 Boopity: @thesimbiote They found a lot of the text logs, but didn't read them because... you know, text logs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I'm going to go lay down, thanks so much!
shushu2539: !break
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 poipal: @SK__Ren The training does feel like one thing the cloning (presumably) takes care of, though "presumably" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there
 Saintnex: @NonchalantAvenger best ending would require replaying most of the game lol, which I wouldn’t mind but might throw everything off timewise
Capriox_42: time for shirtless wheeler mahjong? :þ
 Sorator13: @Fruan I think the idea is that they're trying to figure out a way to use the space goo to save Earth, so they want to learn about it, not just destroy it?
JimmyTwoNavels: Morning chat
 thesimbiote: @boopity understandably!
 Boopity: Spooky house 
 IanAllenBird: oh?
 iris_of_ether: @Sorator13 Yeah, Earth is apparently super ravaged and they want to regenerate it
 Fruan: @Sorator13 Ok fair. But I'm not sure that holds together either.
 MacbethSeemsSus: *dong*
 wholsometiger: Good evening friends
 Lysander_salamander: clang?
 ALLxISxLOST: wow
 PhoenixMelior: Mawp
 Boopity: I am shocked I immediately recognized those sounds
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 and/or they want to inhabit/terraform this planet and need to find a way to get rid of the space goo in order to move there instead
 MAPBoardgames: Spooky's house of jumpscares?
 pleonasticTautology: louf
 ghyllnox: Mawp
 EvilBadman: Game audio owie
  mtvcdm: mawp
 pleonasticTautology: *loud
 CaptainChibale: oh that's very loud
 Saintnex: mawppp
 ThorSokar: I am deaf now
 LostThePirate: Loud something
 rabbitgta: A little too loud
 ALLxISxLOST: I think I'm awake again
 poipal: @iris_of_ether I feel like making so many spaceships isn't helping the "ecologically ravaged" situation 
 IanAllenBird: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether Yeah, by some kind of totally nebulous conflict that may or may not involve Mars?
shushu2539: 
 ghyllnox: Ty
 Sorator13: @poipal oh, definitely not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Loud
 Laurence72: The audience is now deaf
 momalyd: my freakin ears
JimmyTwoNavels: Party on the couch time?
  r10pez10: thank you
 drewm1022: Nah, in the future spaceships are free!
 lamina5432: I can hear myself again
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 Boopity: @poipal Remember this project is also funded by the billionaire who thinks he's some genius savior so... the short-sightedness feels pretty baked in
 ALLxISxLOST: Whats everyones breakfast for dinner picks?
 e_bloc: flapjacks
JimmyTwoNavels: I literally just ate a flapjack for breakfast
 poipal: @Boopity Good point, this DOES feel like something a few current billionaires would come up with
 CaptainChibale: Yeah remaking the same bigass space ship over and over 'for the bit' seems counterintuitive. They could've done it with a smaller vehicle if the plan was just to snoop around and LET THEM ALL DIE.
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@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@DocPhoenix: This was super fun! I've wishlisted this game and I definitely need to check out the others in the series (even though they said they weren't as good)
@OVER-KiLL: 🔧💙 Big Big Shoutout @SmithKurosaki
 e_bloc: too early for flapjacks?
 poipal: @CaptainChibale Better yet, have them reuse the same ship somehow
 thesimbiote: @boopity it's frustrating to see that the game fully locks the player out of a proper explanation of what's happening if Williams isn't there to tell you himself
 Molladia: @ALLxISxLOST 2x Sausages fried egg baked beans and toast
 JFLBridge: @ALLxISxLOST Homemade Egg McMuffin!
JimmyTwoNavels: @e_bloc I reject the premise, it's never too early for flapjacks
 poipal: @JimmyTwoNavels It's Shrove Tuesday somewhere
 CaptainChibale: Y'know, with some handwavey 'it's fine the ship has enough fuel to get there do some probing and come home'
 Saintnex: honestly, bc they are so vague with planets dying, it’s really hard to see what would justify the insane amount of resources needed for the clone project
JimmyTwoNavels: @poipal One singular shrov of pancake please
 Sorator13: @Saintnex honestly, I don't think the clone project itself is that big a resource drain; it's the ships that are
 Sorator13: but yeah
 CaptainChibale: I feel like if humanity is that close to dying that money would be better spent looking for another planet.
 EvilBadman: @e_bloc You're under arrest
 ALLxISxLOST: When Ben trips and falls, how long does Adam laugh before helping him up?
 Mai_Andra: ♫ ?
 Sorator13: @CaptainChibale I think we did, and either this was the best candidate we found, or we found none and are pinning our hopes on figuring out how to use space goo instead
JimmyTwoNavels: @EvilBadman But it's opposite day
 Boopity:  
  r10pez10: is this freddy the fish
 DarkMorford: new music what dis?
 Sorator13: These sure are noises
 MacbethSeemsSus: Safety hoodie is UP
 betweenmyself: spoopy music 
 poipal: @Sorator13 That was my guess too but it would've been nice if they were clearer about it
 Mai_Andra: Serge back in his safety hoodie
 Sorator13: I see Serge still is in safety mode
 kat2kool: dang this track slaps
JimmyTwoNavels: Will we see Serge's safety dance?
 kat2kool: Shovel Knight possibly?
 realbadatthis_: ufo50?
 JFLBridge: The whole “ships full of clones set on repeat” has strong “we have no other option but to put Snakes on a Plane!” energy
 betweenmyself: is this that horror game from UFO50
  r10pez10: these thunder sounds are too realistic
 Sorator13: @poipal as others have pointed out, there is a more coherent attempt at explanation if the CEO survives longer, so I'm willing to withhold a bit of judgement on how poorly that was explained in our playthrough... but only a bit...
 EvilBadman: House of jump scares music
JimmyTwoNavels: @betweenmyself No, it's a LRR stream
 Boopity: @Sorator13 I think one of the logs in the game implies that they originally genuinely thought Tau Ceti f was that planet, but then found the alien there and pivoted to this plan instead
 BlueChloroplast: With the resources to terraform another planetthey could terraform earth to be livable again
HavenDragon: is this spooky's jumpscare mansion music?
 HedWund:   
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JimmyTwoNavels: nice
 ralphthellama: I missed the end of the game, how many ended up surviving?
 neisan2112: @ralphthellama First time, no one
AlistorKO: I guessed it!
 IanAllenBird: @ralphthellama 0 and then 2
 Sorator13: @ralphthellama None, but then we rewound a bit and two
 RockPusher: The Spoop Serge Power hour
HavenDragon: eyyyy!
 BusTed: very good
Wrexadecimal: yesss
 neisan2112: Oh it IS Spookys! Hell yeah
 betweenmyself: @ralphthellama zero *cough cough* I mean, two
 Mathwyn: yess
 Strebenherz: Yesssss
 kat2kool: F YEAH Spooky!!
 bbblehh: Awww poor Serge
 ghyllnox: 
Oscelot: Yessssss
 SnackPak_: have fun Serge
 wholsometiger: Nice choice!
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Why are these dolls so haunted!?!"
 CaptainChibale: oh boy have fun Serge!
 adept_nekomancer: 
  r10pez10: oh this is good
 RockPusher: It is indeed very cute
 HedWund: Get serge a blanket
 Saintnex: @Sorator13 so I’ve watched a perfect run, and while it does help explain some things, there’s still a lot of holes imo
  Juliamon: It is *extremely* cute
 Boopity: This game is genuinely a gem
 MAPBoardgames: Spooky is very cute
Oscelot: welllll
 Lysander_salamander: oh was there an update?
 RedAlexxis: Woo! I love this game
 e_bloc: this is a good one
 joallthedogs: Good luck. Dang that thunder is bright
 thesimbiote: @sorator13 the story really is more cohesive with the full context, and I think knowing the truth actually makes re-watching the story more satisfying because you can see why everything is so strange
 LowUpsideCJ: they gentrified spooky's jump scare neighborhood and now i can't afford scary rent
 Sorator13: @Saintnex yeah, I very much believe that
 Suffix: Welp. 
  mtvcdm: Everyone likes number go up!
 IanAllenBird: hi spooky!
 Kentosaurus: 
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 kat2kool: ahh that’s some good lying by omission there
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
AlistorKO: WOW
 Lysander_salamander: what is going on
 bbblehh: Oh these frames are the scariest thing I've seen all night
 Azralorne: The call out 😂😂😂
 RockPusher: Shade from the game
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 BusTed: called the eff out
 Mr_Horrible: 
Oscelot: lol oof
 Saintnex: oof
 Veshnikard: potato
 bsudo: Too good
 adept_nekomancer: "Normal FPS is 60, yours is [powerpoint]"
 e_bloc: 
 silenceaux: your is:       16
 MacbethSeemsSus: Clearly need to turn off raytracing
 Nekuia: I have never seen a game do that before.
 Naarius: Spooky plz
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpeedySmallTrollTBTacoRight-Lx_ghZAbg20KQHax
Capriox_42: the game calling that out is 👌
 Lysander_salamander: what's going on?
 Earthenone: "you're too slow" spooky proboly
JimmyTwoNavels: Somebody press the turbo button
 public_key_reveal_party: Current frame rate is 1
 neisan2112: Oh wow the subtitles are even way behind
 kat2kool: is this HD or OG Spooky?
 Boopity: I can _absolutely_ get jumpscared at 16, thank you very much 
 00gogo00: a thousand is a lot
 Laurence72: @Sorator13 Thank you!
 adept_nekomancer: Current frame rate is: doing its best
 Boopity: RAM is expensive now Serge 
 Loa_Ayizan: I can tell by looking at it that your graphics are set far too high quality
  Juliamon: In THIS economy??
 Sorator13: @Laurence72 o7
 Easilycrazyhat: It's one RAM? How much could it be?
TacitusVigil: 1000 rooms? In this economy?
JimmyTwoNavels: Oh as if anyone can afford to download more ram in this economy
 Redbassist: ram more RAM
  mtvcdm: We're gonna need like six days of subathon time to buy more RAM
 Earthenone: 10$?
 RockPusher: The old Alt-F4
 EvilBadman: Time to steal a Japanese hotel's graphics card
  r10pez10: tech issues, the scariest thing
 Boopity: Lmaooo
 IanAllenBird: alt f4!
  mtvcdm: Chat help them buy more RAM
Oscelot: rofl
 macgirl75: RAM.  really assed motion.
 Lockraemono: challenge mode
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaaa
 Bright5park: More RAM, in THIS economy?!
 Sorator13: lmao
 00gogo00: windows + tab might work
 Saintnex: uh ohhh
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 adept_nekomancer: That offscreen Ben scream... 
@OVER-KiLL: NOOOO im gonna miss the Autumnal Rumble‽ aw man boooooo
@OVER-KiLL: is it Thursday Yet? i am always busy thursdays
@Treble252: "How scary can a game be at 15 FPS?" We
@Treble252: We'll find out tonight, I guess
@DocPhoenix: Well the prospect of exploring 1000 rooms at this speed is pretty terrifying
 Boopity: It's immune to Alt F4!? Madness!
 realbadatthis_: *wasabi screams*
 Azralorne: Oh nooooo 😂
 RockPusher: No one can afford more RAM Serge
 poipal: Need a lot of subs to afford RAM in today's economy
 ralphthellama: ctrl+shift+esc
 rosesmcgee: There aren't enough subs in the world to afford more RAM
 neisan2112: Oh no
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 Nekuia: Task manager?
 Molladia: Ok wait
shushu2539: spooky has taken control of the peripherals
JimmyTwoNavels: Great stream everyone!
 IanAllenBird: rip spooky
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 Redbassist: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
 Lysander_salamander: what's eating up so much processing?
 BrukadaAbido: Its a good thing Task Manager works keyboard only
 ElementalAlchemist: yay!
TacitusVigil: Can we cool the cores with raw water?
 Molladia: Ben before you go, click some cookies in that open tab
 itomeshi: How many subs do you need to actually afford more RAM? How much could a GB cost, a dollar?
chaos5896: I'm back in the building!?
 Valkryir: that;s like a megabyte? I think
 Mr_Horrible: the real horror is Troubleshooting tech
 CaptainChibale: I'm dying laughing
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RoughSecretiveShallotPoooound-d7ly1JBWxa2asjPn
 ALLxISxLOST:  cool ham 
 MacbethSeemsSus: There's that spooky solitaire you can play
 SnackPak_: 
 Mathwyn: Ahh this is the original version not the hd remaster
 marawr_arts: 1000 love ya'll 
Oscelot: Uhoh
 Lysander_salamander: what the heck is going on
 Sorator13: I think that made it worse
 betweenmyself: all them NVidia Yassifying filters slowing the game down 
 Boopity: Noooo
  r10pez10: so why do people call him bengineering
 LowUpsideCJ: more shaders than mh wilds
 00gogo00: I think this game might be bad
 Boopity: Not the yassify filter
 MTigress: this is how you end up trapped in a videogame
 Saintnex: I wonder what it’s doing this
 MAPBoardgames: Vsync?
 RockPusher: Did you kill all all the Chromes?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Exorcise vsync?
 ElementalAlchemist: the jump scare is whatever's happening with this computer
 Mathwyn: This is made on gamemaker 8 is whats happening I think
 poipal: The game is just programmed at 15 fps 
 Mystaira: This is the real horror.
 bbblehh: I legitimately can't tell if this is a bit or not at this point but I kind of hope that it is
 EvilBadman: <message deleted>It's compiling shaders Kappa
 adept_nekomancer: This doesn't seem like the kind of game that would need that many rams.
 Diabore: Ive had issues with wireless controllers before
 Redbassist: Incredible
 Sorator13: @bbblehh It's genuinely not
 Sorator13: which is incredible
 Dalrint: Game title needs to be updated
 thebuzzstreams: spooky!
 00gogo00: @Mathwyn You can make 3D games in Gamemaker?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Diabore That shouldn't affect the frame rate though
 00gogo00: well
 Nameless_Sword: Game don't wanna be played
 Saintnex: hehehe
 Lysander_salamander: what in the actual heck
 ghyllnox: Oh really? 
 Redbassist: You don't say
 00gogo00: you can attempt to make 3D games in gamemaker
 Mathwyn: @00gogo00 You shouldn't, thats why they made a unity port of this 
 RockPusher: If the clickers have been running all day then Chrome will be unhappy
 quatoria: Is this the original or the HD Remake?
 DigitalSeahorse: game still says Directive 8020
 Mr_Horrible: I'm seeing steam forums say try running it as Admin
 Faulpyr: I wonder if this is that windows security update bug? It's been crashing FFXIV for me
 Lockraemono: one thing at a time
 kat2kool: @quatoria looks like OG
 00gogo00: @Mathwyn maybe they should try playing the unity port
 Redbassist: But the title is where the frames are...
 chrono2x: @LoadingReadyRun Apparently there can be bugs if it is not run in admin mode.
 calculated_uncertainties: Serge's cinnamon roll powers overcome 1000 jumpscares
 NoxStryx: Steam title being off makes framerate worse
 goatprince: hey while you're working on this can you set up the games for me and jordynne for tomorrow morning. thanks
 rosesmcgee: Other people know how, Paul is the only one authorized. It's a union thing.
 LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible frames are an admin privilege
 poipal: Ben should verbally walk chat through his tech support attempts, make this a learning opportunity
 ElementalAlchemist: that looks alright
 Boopity: Oh boy, bestowing admin privileges, the real horror
 IanAllenBird: hi spooky!
 neisan2112: RIP
 Mathwyn: @LoadingReadyRun They probably want to buy/download the HD Renovation version?
 neisan2112:   
 Boopity: Also I really appreciate Serge greeting Spooky every single time 
Oscelot: Hrm
 MacbethSeemsSus: Forbidden solitaire?
 joallthedogs: Chilling
 Molladia: Are you sure that message isn't part of the game?
 A_Dub888: Cool Technology!
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I looked at the nest and we now have 7 chickens, momma laid 6
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, it secretly wasn't
 Fruan: Reboot?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MAPBoardgames: maybe Spooky herslef is killing the framerate
NonchalantAvenger: maybe a game from THIS decade?
 Wrexadecimal: @Boopity As a cybersecurity professional, I shudder.
 quatoria: Dang this is an 11 year old game, too
 BrowneePointz: @loadingreadyrun looking up steam forums it’s the controller compatibility folks are saying
 RockPusher: hmmm, the menu felt fine, so this may just be some render weirdness then?
 kat2kool: @molladia it’s definitely not
 Lockraemono:   
 LostThePirate: Maybe that IS the jumpscare?
 MalFnord: I thought Watch+Play was tomorrow
 Earthenone: maybe this is one of those meta games where its a comentary on the horrors of trobuleshooting infront of 1000 people
Capriox_42: technology is wonderful isnt it?
 calculated_uncertainties: 160 10 per fr
TacitusVigil: But this IS a Tuesday stream!
 hieroglyphica: That's illegal in my state!
 Xenguin47: Yeah, clopens suck
Oscelot: Thanks for trying, Ben
 ClockTamer: close open is a Turn and Burn
 Azralorne: I like the idea of Jordynne getting sleep
 kat2kool: HD Spooky maybe?
 joallthedogs: Good try
 PTElder: Steam forums say run it as admin - but seems sus.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Someday we will get Serge to play the game.
 BrowneePointz: some are also saying there’s a HD renovation version?
 betweenmyself: ah, and Serge was so going to be spooped 
 lamina5432: bet
 GreyThey: How many people are wearing yellow socks?
 rosesmcgee: Finally, what we all came here for
Oscelot: Thanks for stream everyone
 LowUpsideCJ: only way to do it
 00gogo00: There's a paid HD version that might work better
 MTigress: it's ok the next set of moonbase clones will get a shot at getting it running
 ALLxISxLOST: Chat Knowns best... for like 2 seconds
 Sorator13: Thanks for a fun time, friends!
 Earthenone: the secret 5th dragon
 Lockraemono: nini
 HedWund:  night everyone. Thanks fir the gaming
 e_bloc: for the 13 orphans .
 Greendrag13: I did not know how much I had always wanted to play Strip Mahjong!
 EvilBadman: <message deleted>He richi for his belt
 adept_nekomancer: Ah yes, the forbidden naked riichi
 e_bloc: actually no don't do that
 joallthedogs: Good spoops
Oscelot: No richi-rounds on stream. TOS 
 Redbassist: 
 lamina5432: the more info they gave the less scary it got
 sithenin: An old stream post said run as admin to fix the framerate
Oscelot: Thanks for doing this, Serge
 RockPusher:    
 BlueChloroplast:  
 RockPusher:     
 e_bloc:    
 MTigress: hi Cori!
 Sorator13: have a good night, departing friends!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Thanks all! This was fun   
 iris_of_ether: 
@OVER-KiLL: 🀄LAUGH🀄
 CaptainChibale: Ben and Adam I need you to know I've got hottogo stuck in my head thanks for that
 rosesmcgee: Thanks!
TheAinMAP: 
n3ther: 
 joallthedogs:   
shushu2539:  
 SnackPak_: and Paul!
 ralphthellama: 'night Pa!
 adept_nekomancer:   
 Redbassist: Doctor
Oscelot: 
 macgirl75: G-nite Jordynne and team!
 iris_of_ether:   
 kumatsu: <message deleted>Thanks Adam for looking huge
 thebuzzstreams: Thanks Jordynne's Mom!
 iris_of_ether: 
 snacksmuncher69:   
 FenrisSchafer:  
 macgirl75: Nope
 kat2kool: Thank you all!   
 thebuzzstreams: Thanks to all the LRR Moms!
 e_bloc: she's got it going on
 EvilBadman: <message deleted>The Cloppen?
 MWGNZ: o7
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: ooooh me me mee
 freshmaker__: damn
 joallthedogs: Lol
 BlueChloroplast: 
 joallthedogs: o7
 Austere_Squire: Ban me, Serge, I dare you
 Mr_Horrible: drift compatible! 
 Aarek: o7
 SnackPak_: scatter!!!
 lamina5432: o7
 Sorator13: we're dropping like flies!
 Aarek: Deserved!
 IanAllenBird: o7
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: o7
 FenrisSchafer: 
 ThorSokar: wooow Serge just doing murders
Oscelot: o/ y'all
 poipal: "I chii'd in with a haven't you people ever heard of--"
 Suffix: o7
 omdorastrix: BLURRRRRR CAAAAAM!
 ralphthellama: aaaaaand break!
 Korolan: Bluecam
 Redbassist: 
 Sorator13: "Let's not go to the Spooky Mansion. 'Tis a silly place."
 Austere_Squire: they gave serge the tiniest hint of power and he ran with it like a monster
 letsbelgo: is mahjong next?
 ralphthellama: blrrcam?
 Sorator13: @letsbelgo yep!
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Serge will never sell a WoW fish again
 omdorastrix: (I imagine graham saying 'blrrr cam" like he says GLURRRRRRP!)
 letsbelgo: I thought that was at 11pm
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TentativeRoundRavenCclamChamp-LPHI3E2y_M_5-MXy
 letsbelgo: but nice
shushu2539: spooky subathon logo
 Sorator13: @letsbelgo Previous game finished early, and the backup game didn't work, so we're just getting More mahjong instead
  r10pez10: i will set up a prediction
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Morejang if you will?
 Sorator13: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx I won't, but thanks you
 quatoria: wait, wheeler doesn't look naked AT ALL
Capriox_42: riot if no shirtless wheeler? :þ
 letsbelgo: already stripped down. percect
 Sorator13: ooh, windows noise
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  r10pez10: TOS
 letsbelgo: woooo
 ALLxISxLOST: there is no mahjong in ba sing se
 IanAllenBird: o/
  r10pez10: good news: no one predicted for fourth
 letsbelgo: Lets see them pecs
  mtvcdm: I rarely have anything to spend channel points on so eff it let it ride
  r10pez10: bad news: a very significant amount predicted for third
  r10pez10: bye jordynne
 A_Dub888: 
 IanAllenBird: 
Capriox_42: is it just me or is wheelers face more red than normal?
 letsbelgo: Who else went in with me for a shit ton of points for last place just now
 00gogo00: That was a lot
 letsbelgo: there is a whole 3 of us
 00gogo00: I saw that
 letsbelgo: I went in with 150k
 BeefcakeEmperor:  
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: not me
 bbblehh: Alright Benny Wheels you gotta lock in I got 95k channel points riding on this
 CrazymattCaptain: @letsbelgo got so many points. gotta have fun with them somehow
 wholsometiger: Aahh all on black I see
 IanAllenBird: alright time to lock out I got 12k on it
  Juliamon: I don't get to gamba often but I'm heading to bed so I went all in lmao
  r10pez10: godspeed juliamon
 Sorator13: @Juliamon have a good sleep!
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: fine I threw 100k in
  Juliamon: guess I'll find out if I'm back over 3m tomorrow
Oscelot: night @Juliamon . ty as ever for your work
 definenull: Inb4 Ben forces orphans
  r10pez10: i'm in tenpai, west virginia
  r10pez10: blue ridge mountains, bridge over river
 Gekyouryuu: angel looks like she has googly eyes
 JuniorRoll: Dancing!
 arma4994: come on Benny wheels, I got big money on this one
 MacbethSeemsSus: *click*
 00gogo00: Little money on this one
 Mai_Andra: <drip>
 definenull: Bloop
 letsbelgo: good sound
 wholsometiger: I hear anime
 letsbelgo: yo! matta neeee
 00gogo00: If Kalshi can do it Twitch should let us do predictions with cash
 Mai_Andra: ara ara~
 JuniorRoll: Hello again
 00gogo00: Give the streamer a cut
  r10pez10: !patreon
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 Sorator13: @00gogo00 Ew. Please no.
 00gogo00: This is a good idea with no possible negative consequences
shushu2539: are there clones in Mahjong too?
  r10pez10: one of the reasons i set up predictions is so i myself cannot bed in the predictions
 arma4994: I need “cut me to blood artist” levels of JEX on this one
TheAinMAP:   
 WriterRaven: @shushu2539 They're all catgirls.
 JuniorRoll: West ...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, what did I miss?  Who won, clones or fungus?
 A_Dub888: but I'm already home
 BeefcakeEmperor: COUNTRY ROADS
 RockPusher: Excellent start
Oscelot: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yes. (we did both)
 00gogo00: The horror games would be more fun with catgirls too
 Mai_Andra: wow, it really is Tuesday night...
 e_bloc: fun fact, I live off the road that was written about
 Lysander_salamander: hello both of you!
 LostThePirate: Studio A mics *much* louder than Studio C...
 SnackPak_: *holds up a lighter*
 EvilBadman: And another thing, Serge, why did you sabotage the game...oh
 Wrexadecimal: loooool
 JuniorRoll: lol
 Daring_Apprentice: Gotta say thank you for getting that in my head for my move over the weekend! Love the Iz version
Oscelot: rofl
 IanAllenBird: lol
 Sorator13: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I mean, neither really? which was kinda the point. But we did both.
 Paranundrox: gotta get Nash on those lyrics
 Dmc3628: West winds take me home
 Gekyouryuu: this should be fun to listen to. I'm also playing mahjong atm. just finished a game where I had 35,000 points and still came in 3rd. I have been stuck bouncing around Adept 1 to Adept 3 since May 2024, and have never made it to the gold room.
 AdamYMHMI: Oh no, we've been demonetized!
 shendaras: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oh boy, more Directive 8020!
 bobmedrano: Angel looks so cool with those glasses
 definenull: What was it, the slinky streamer?
 Paranundrox: entering Mahjong Mode
 rosesmcgee: Could we get wheeler one of those green plastic visors, I think that would really complete the look
 Mattmitchell45: Annual Remembering Mahjong stream
  r10pez10: sensual
 poipal: Bahjong Whole
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I spent the past two week ends driving through west virginia.  I really think it may be the most beautiful state.
 DigitalSeahorse: woo mahjong!
 letsbelgo: Index!
 RockPusher: The Horniest of Mahjongs
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 poipal: Oh we've got the punk auntie
 bbblehh: This is a gacha right? Is this the only gacha Benny Wheels would ever consider playing
@communistslowjams: wheeler attended the yu song school of mahjong song parodies
  r10pez10: it's free to play
 Gekyouryuu: oh, rad, you're at Expert 2. congrats! I hope to make it out of Adept someday. .....someday, surely.
 letsbelgo: That is so Kanzaki Kaori at home
 pimiento: it's also only half shirtless
  ani_laurel: ive always wanted to learn mahjong but i dont think i will tonight
Capriox_42: her shorts look painted on…
 RockPusher: I assume there are Mahjong-themed H-games
 e_bloc: as though you're not already on the list
 WriterRaven: @bbblehh Oh yeah, it's gacha. The mahjong itself is free to play, but the girls very much are not.
 00gogo00: I refuse to believe that there is only one hornier mahjong
 Paranundrox: @ani_laurel It's fun and it's not too complicated to get into
 pimiento: fair point
 arma4994: @Gekyouryuu you got this, sending mahjong power your way
 KharadBanar: very good r on that rrrrrrichi mahjong
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Angel, are you enforcing the speed limit of a dusty back road later?
 SnackPak_: yeah fair
 DigitalSeahorse: female presenting nipples?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm concerned there's a list
  ani_laurel: @Paranundrox ok cuz the scoring i have seen is insane
 00gogo00: This is more likely the second-least-horny mahjong than second-horniest
 e_bloc: angel is pantsless
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WanderingAdorablePeanutMikeHogu-sNk5vocAWe6Jh0ZN
 JuniorRoll: Worth the risk 
Oscelot: yeah true ffxiv would get you on a list
 Paranundrox: @Paranundrox there's a lot of complexity further down, but the basics aren't too diffficult
  r10pez10: does he really call his chest the pacific ocean
 MsMarkarth: Mahjong my beloved!
 00gogo00: @ani_laurel Nobody does the scoring by hand
  mtvcdm: How to play mahjong: lay down tiles. Other people will also lay down tiles. Pick up other, better tiles. No, not that one. You absolute fool.
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PerfectSullenFishPRChase-2sv-z2TH2ZNj0RPa
Oscelot: @mtvcdm *lays on table and takes a nap*
 poipal: If you haven't played recently I think they moved the setting for having numbers on the tiles
  ani_laurel: @00gogo00 i have an actual tile set i wanted to learn with
 goatprince: i do!
 ALLxISxLOST: I get it, big and vast
 schordash: OML
 SnackPak_: its a little funny
 Gekyouryuu: any advice for how to suck less at this game? I once get EXACTLY ONE POINT away from Expert and then tanked ALL the way down to literally the bottom of Adept 1.
 JuniorRoll: We believe ANYTHING
 DigitalSeahorse: cousins!    
 WriterRaven: WHEELER.
 e_bloc: we will?
 Gekyouryuu: got*
 thebuzzstreams: We're getting to Zeta levels energy here 
 MacbethSeemsSus: How, remove, subs?
Oscelot: roflmao Angel XD
 BeefcakeEmperor: What do you mean, I don't see any Folgers in your cups
 mercano82: *Banjos intensify*
 ralphthellama: I believed it the first time!
LadyMajima: Im Tennessean lol
  r10pez10: one hour before stream and it's already off the rails
 kat2kool: i think you mean Folgers cousins
 Austere_Squire: Wheeler could be from kentucky
 schordash: as a west virginian, i feel you girl
 realbadatthis_: alexa play the white stripes
 Vindexrix: Wheeler appropriating her culture
Oscelot: @r10pez10 accurate
 goatprince: none at all.
dustfinger_exe: Idk how mahjong works
 DigitalSeahorse: she's correct, I've been to Alabama, it's not 
 Sorator13: or ARE they?
 JuniorRoll: Re you?
  r10pez10: !clip
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @schordash Country Roads!!!
 RockPusher: I wouldn't know about that…
 Dmc3628: time to Pillman
 RoastedGravy: I do neither
 MacbethSeemsSus: How dare you
 Austere_Squire: Awwwww, you don't have to lie for us
 MsMarkarth: Wheeler you cannot just make fun of Angel's heritage like that
 ALLxISxLOST: ew, me smart?
 bbblehh: I can prove that sentiment wrong
 kat2kool: who me? absolutely not
 e_bloc: someday we'll get wheeler's face turn
 MAPBoardgames: Who told you that I play games?
 solarsheeptoken: Ben knows his Korean age
 LowUpsideCJ: youre writing checks i can't cash for you
Oscelot: I did raid today, my brain is gone lol
 RockPusher: I can exhibit exceeding unsmartness
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Hit the hole!
dustfinger_exe: Hold my beer
 IanAllenBird: my brain is fully off for the night so no shot there
 Bright5park: And our inability to look up? 
Oscelot: rofl
 MalFnord: 
  r10pez10: who's your yaku
 ALLxISxLOST: so who is the protag and when do they trip and fall?
Oscelot: ah it's a straight
 RoastedGravy: Pwn?
 poipal: pon-tang
 goatprince: and when you say jump?
 ThorSokar: "only singles all night, got it"
Oscelot: lol
 Gekyouryuu: @RoastedGravy Pon
 e_bloc: this wheeler will kidnap our kids
zazamost: oh we jong'ing
 RoastedGravy: That's pawn
  r10pez10: what about when you say "take me home"
 RoastedGravy: 
  mtvcdm: When I say Hillshire, you say Farm, Hillshire FARM! GO MEAT!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Oscelot: Okay this is honestly actually really helpful
 RoastedGravy: I know Japanese mahjong, a little bit.
 Treble252: I know these terms, but it still feels like Wheeler is a third base coach explaining his hand signs.
 RoastedGravy: I know pon and riichi and whatever the fuck
 MsMarkarth: FARM!
 taronitesky: lol not my grandmas mahjong
LadyMajima: mahjong is in some of the yakuza games
 ContingentCat: Lots of vocabulary, but simple enough concepts ok
 poipal: I keep hearing it's like rummy, but I haven't played rummy
 BrukadaAbido: Its like Gin Rummy
 RoastedGravy: Is this how we get the younguns to play mahjong? Waifus?
 00gogo00: It's like rummy
 kat2kool: So it’s rummy?
Oscelot: @LadyMajima I tried learning that way, but oh gods it gave me like 12 pages and expected me to remember it
 kat2kool: with tiles?
 mercano82: Is mahjong just East Asian rummicube?
 RoastedGravy: It's working, I'll tell you that much
shushu2539: pokemon?
 letsbelgo: @kat2kool yes., mahjong is a rummy game
  r10pez10: all dimples
 Mysticman89: 13 orphans op
 Laurence72: Yakumon is my favorite Dijimon?
LadyMajima: @Oscelot most of the games is guessing
 00gogo00: Have you ever gotten all green
 poipal: @RoastedGravy The game creators sure seem to think so
Oscelot: @LadyMajima Yeah that makes it even worse for me XD
 bobmedrano: I played Mahjong as a kid but have completely forgotten how to play
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH @ PapaJongsPizza
 Bright5park: So, Mahjong is Japanese Poker, gotcha.
Oscelot: ty Wheeler 
 Gekyouryuu: ALWAYS force 13 Orphans, chat. it never fails. 
 RoastedGravy: It's not poker
 Vonbane: the pair is the titular mahjong?
FlightyFinch: chiitoitsu my beloved
 RoastedGravy: I've played it before
 A_Dub888: there's a hinged mahjong stream?
 Dr_fragenstien: 13 orphans is an unhinged thing to call a hand lmao
 RoastedGravy: It's definitely NOT poker
 youcantlistentobuttons: GAS LEAK MAHJONG
 poipal: Are you guys gonna do the beachside cabana event 
andrew632: @Bright5park Japanese mahjong is just 1 variant, there are lots of others
FlightyFinch: @Dr_fragenstien in japanese its called kokushi musou
 shendaras: 
 goatprince: your mom lets you have 2 flowers?
Oscelot: Hehe
 taronitesky: @bobmedrano learned it a baby shower this year...it was great! think ended up playing with my grandma/aunt's set. full circle!
 poipal: @Dr_fragenstien Something something the cast of Oliver
 ContingentCat: Ooooooo
 Sorator13: Are you, though?
zazamost: you're an actual "expert", that's relatively hard-fought on mahjong soul,  earnestly.
 kat2kool: dang, bravo!
 e_bloc: and if you want to play, download the steam game--every version of yakuza
 Gekyouryuu: I'm currently Adept 2, but with my history that's going to decrease very quickly
 ContingentCat: Hi Matt
 MsMarkarth: yeah but what about Sky High? It's right there?
 00gogo00: Gonna stream snipe wheeler with my mid silver account
 RoastedGravy: Oh, I forgot Yo-star made this game
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wiigamer1995: can someone explain the jong to me but in MTG terms? 
zazamost: I've been playing for months (semi-frequently) and I just broke into the Adept rank
FlightyFinch: it kind of means peerless warrior
 00gogo00: @wiigamer1995 No
Oscelot: He's beginning to believe!
wiigamer1995: ok
 ElementalAlchemist: "I *am* kung-fu." --Wheeler
 JuniorRoll: Want to see you that for you
  r10pez10: animatrix reference
 JuniorRoll: Chuck Rules!!!
 poipal: @FlightyFinch how did we get "13 orphans" out of "distinguished person"
NonchalantAvenger: "Show me"
dustfinger_exe: Show me
 RoastedGravy: Where are the Manjuus
 bobmedrano: WHOA, I know Kung Fu
 Vonbane: chuck was referencing matrix
 mercano82: Sounds like it’s time to start playing for money.  (Do not play for money)
 ALLxISxLOST: chuck is from chuck
 00gogo00: In magic terms, Mahjong is like when you stop playing Magic and play Rummy instead
 Gekyouryuu: Chuck was a fun show. shame Zach Levy is awful
 definenull: Because anime
 Sorator13: @poipal I don't think we did; it's just because it's 13 different tiles
 00gogo00: Hope that clears it up
zazamost: gotta do the dailies...
 ralphthellama: Chuck was the guy from Asgard
 poipal: Oh lol he's already unlocked the silver room
 JuniorRoll: how?
 xantos69: Don't you tell me how to live.
 Laurence72: But anime waifus are why I am here, mostly?
 arma4994: chuck is tough to come back to
 e_bloc: in the gold room, with white curtains, at the station
zazamost: you really did get much better. casually playing with master-rank players
 Niehilius: "Is this your card?" on a wednesday? 
 00gogo00: Oh if you get up to gold you actually have more people in 4s than 4e?
 taronitesky: the good stuff!
  r10pez10: 18% of chat reckons you'll come first
 RockPusher: Whooooo, Dr. Pepper
 00gogo00: That's a hot hand
 Mr_Horrible: indulgent. Thank you for your sacrifice, Angel
 ContingentCat: Gasp
 RockPusher: 
  mtvcdm: I mean, we're here for the next 25+ hours... for now
 definenull: It's the wild west out here
  r10pez10: i didn't know dr pepper had caffeine
Oscelot: Yeah I was gonna say, I usually just get sleepy lol
 ALLxISxLOST: which of the hololive plays mahjong? how do we get them to play(beatbenup) at mahjong?
 Sorator13: ooh, can we adjust the face cam to not block the hand?
 Thadrin46: Good morning Bengel. Waifu mahjong time I see.
Oscelot: but then I'm ADD
 AlsoSopranoCat: 
 Laurence72: Angel is hiding some of your tiles
 definenull: Pinfu?
Oscelot: meowning @Thadrin46
 taronitesky: oh hey tiles looks similar to grandma/aunt's set!
 Niehilius: I love that Angel has poker glasses on for some Mahjong 
 RoastedGravy: You're a dora (ble)
 MAPBoardgames: Would it be possible to shrink/move the face cams to not cover your hand?
  ani_laurel: this looks exactly like my dads set
Oscelot: Pin looks like a bunch of pins, got it
 MsMarkarth: man I love this game
  r10pez10: no one knows what the white dragon looks like
 mercano82: we can’t see all of your hand. You may need to move the camera.
Oscelot: @ani_laurel That's not surprising, they're pretty standardized
 00gogo00: Wheeler I have an important mahjong question for you
  ani_laurel: makes sense
 definenull: Of note one pin is a bird just cuz
zazamost: get lucky, get another green dragon
 00gogo00: Why do the winds go the wrong way around
Oscelot: @00gogo00 widdershins?
 RoastedGravy: Do the waifus make you better at mahjong?
zazamost: ooh... opening the hand...
 ClodiumSoride: Is there any way to move or shrink your faces onscreen, so we can see your whole hand?
 00gogo00: That would still be the same way though
 trainpants: I kind of do 
 ClodiumSoride: nevermind
 ContingentCat: Stage west etc
Oscelot: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2739990/Mahjong_Soul/ link for chat btw. free on windows
 Sorator13: noooooo I give a shit about the mahjong...
 taronitesky: i do LMAO
 Mathwyn: Hard to learn if I can't see your hand
zazamost: absolutely they do
  r10pez10: luck stat
Capriox_42: pretty tiger :3
zazamost: the best characters are the ones with the best emotes
 goatprince: you're not going to put yourself over your in game icon? and be tiny little gremlins???
 definenull: That's tragic
 MWGNZ: can we make the camera bigger?
 Paranundrox: firing up Mahjong Soul to repeatedly throw hands hunting 7 pairs
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] No one actually cares about mahjong.
  LRRbot: New quote #9643: "No one actually cares about mahjong." —Wheeler [2026-08-25]
 MsMarkarth: Wheeler is gonna chi and pon enough for us to see their hand anyway
Oscelot: Huh.
  r10pez10: it was after like one month of playing too
 Sorator13: Does that mean you can say you're professional mahjong streamers?
 bbblehh: I have a personal vendetta against Yostar because of how they handle the Arknights global version
 00gogo00: Oh does gold room not show waits
  mtvcdm: Can we make the camera so that all we can see is Wheeler's mustache
zazamost: BOOM
Oscelot: lurking while I sew, have fun y'all
 00gogo00: That's annoying
 definenull: Going all in on the dragon
 MsMarkarth: See, whole hand
  r10pez10: wtf
 IanAllenBird: lmao
zazamost: Look. Luck is a skill.
 JuniorRoll: Can you go back and get 3 Ns with same symbol?
 Dmc3628: what was that gadget
  r10pez10: angel how does he get away with it
 Mathwyn: Maybe this will get me to actually try the Mahjong in a yakuza game
 Treble252: He's a master afterall!
KettlesAtWar: hit up yu song
buritzcold: ^
 EOstby: Mahjong Bling
 Thadrin46: Goin out in tile
 RoastedGravy: So Ian
 RoastedGravy: You can just call out Ian specifically
 Thadrin46: Tear down these walls
dustfinger_exe: My neck, my back, mahjong and my crack
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThankfulLuckySashimiItsBoshyTime-gCy2H370V_uKJrKx
 goatprince: yeah, the mouse is unusually slow
 mercano82: actually, just moving the camera up a bit would work, too.
 JuniorRoll: Are you not 1 away - 7 of two suites?
 BrukadaAbido: Your mouse has an API?  Everything is connected these days
 AdamYMHMI: Mah JSongs: Music to Tile To
 Thadrin46: Ride like the wind
 ContingentCat: This music is something
zazamost: phew
KettlesAtWar: northernlion collaborator too big for lil ol wheeler
 RoastedGravy: PAPAJONGS PIZZA   
 Thaeus_: PapaJongsPizza is a goddamn S-tier name.
 00gogo00: Wheeler didn't say he's in tenpai how are we supposed to know he's in Uno
zazamost: some anime guy
 Darkstorm257: They're from Gintama
 A_Dub888: what happened to the player with 24k?
KettlesAtWar: sakamoto from gintama
 trainpants: the rare boy avatar
 Thaeus_: I am hoping it's also a Kim Jong Il reference.
 00gogo00: Yeah but he didn't say it
 adept_nekomancer: If they didn't want the 9, then there's a good chance they might not want the 6
 Travilogue: Oh! Mahjong started early! How much have I missed?
 pleonasticTautology: pon
  r10pez10: Travilogue first hand
Oscelot: @Travilogue in the first game now
 A_Dub888: 
 Mr_Horrible: do they have a fish for a mahjong reason or a mahjong soul reason?
zazamost: dang
 Travilogue: Cool, I've been looking forward to this
 PsychoI3oy: 
 Austere_Squire: Mention of Uno has made me wonder if Wheeler has played the Uno video games
 ContingentCat: 
KettlesAtWar: @Mr_Horrible its a cosmetic for the riichi stick
  r10pez10: Mr_Horrible you usually represent it with some sort of stick, but the game lets you have funy sticks
 Mr_Horrible: ah
zer03juan: why are some tiles sleepy?
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible The latter. (Otherwise it's a little stick, which is how you keep track of points IRL.)
  r10pez10: some people have leeks etc
 pleonasticTautology: exhaustive draw is always funny imo
 00gogo00: And the Richi stick just goes to whoever next wins a round, right?
 RoastedGravy: Uno for Is This Your Card? 
zazamost: nice half flush
KettlesAtWar: @zer03juan any hand not in tenpai at the end of the round remains hidden
zazamost: nah
 bobmedrano: holy shit this is kind of like Uno lmaooo
 Paranundrox: Exhasustive Draw joke
zer03juan: on their side 
 LupusNoctis: why are they tappedd
 definenull: Half flush is legit possible
 DigitalSeahorse: FOILS in Mahjong!?
 letsbelgo: sideways in the corner
KettlesAtWar: cause you have to reveal your hand to prove youre in tenpai to get your payout
 KharadBanar: I think they mean the sideways tiles
 Sorator13: Genuinely would like the camera adjusted
 Thadrin46: So, how do you make mana? Are there german foil tiles?
 JuniorRoll: @solarsheeptoken  +1
zazamost: lol...
  r10pez10: sideways is a holdover from IRL where you represent where the tile you picked up was from
 Austere_Squire: Make wheeler play bad Uno video games, is my proposal
 Sorator13: Oh hey, so there are
zazamost: we out of pins, folks
 A_Dub888: oh I got a drop
Capriox_42: badge get 🎉
 RoastedGravy: Do the white dragons have blue eyes?
 DigitalSeahorse: how much does this game cost?
 RoastedGravy: Game is free
 PsychoI3oy: I just saw there are drops for emotes that are audible and my first thought was UGH SOUND EMOTES!?@?@@ but then I realized it's Audible
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse free, but microtransactions
 Travilogue: @DigitalSeahorse Free to play with cosmetic gacha
 definenull: This game is f2p with gacha cosmetics
  r10pez10: free to play, but mahjong is not good for the soul
Oscelot: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2739990/Mahjong_Soul/
 IanAllenBird: free but gacha
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
zazamost: wow
zazamost: lol 1 han
zazamost: recoverable!
 Paranundrox: hahah
 definenull: RIP
Capriox_42: ive played mahjong since i was 6 and it still confuses me
 IanAllenBird: lmao
zer03juan: @r10pez10 thanks 
 Toxxick: #smallhandcity
 definenull: Full flush?
zazamost: wheeler is in the bamboo forest atm
 Capt_clown: Wait, was that a Gintama character?
 Mr_Horrible: it is SO funny listening to someone get heated about mahjong when you don't know what the terms mean
 ALLxISxLOST:  cool ham 
 LupusNoctis: oh my goodnees Wheeler - got a megaburn Solar Face there? ouchies
zazamost: you plan for a steak dinner and stop at the first restaurant, the gas station and get a hot dog
devqn413: wheeler the piss guy
  r10pez10: you just tap it
 CabooseFails: preemptively peeing just trains your brain to think your bladder is smaller
  r10pez10: sensual streamer
 00gogo00: They got the Richi stick because they played the 1 han hand, right?
 RoastedGravy: Ben "The Piss" Wheeler
 goatprince: wheeler's more than JUST 'the piss guy'
 AdamYMHMI: I know mobile used to be weird about drops, but it might not be the case anymore
 pleonasticTautology: @CabooseFails false, that's how you get a UTI
 A_Dub888: @goatprince He's the premier piss guy of the format
 Thadrin46: Wheeler is personally responsible for those aetherdrift lands
 mercano82: what white dragon dora?  can’t see it.
  r10pez10: swap sides to the left would probably do it
zazamost: upside down
 BrukadaAbido: How does Yaku work?
 Mr_Horrible: @goatprince what percentage of his public-facing persona would you say is "the piss guy"?
 mercano82: move the camera up above the hand
shushu2539: so basically it's a chinese poker, right?
  r10pez10: but that's already a lot better
 MAPBoardgames: you can go right to cover the lag indicator
nyoomgoom: when you have adhd and you forget to go piss so much that you end up with like the most resilient bladder and also kidney stones
 Sorator13: You can also move the cam pic a bit more to the right
 KharadBanar: @shushu2539 more like chinese rummy
 adept_nekomancer: You're actually not far from a full flush
 ClodiumSoride: that is cool, thanks
 JuniorRoll: we love ghosts
 Mr_Horrible: well he ain't here now *IS* he? 
 Toxxick: hanging upside down in the top left corner?
  r10pez10: full flush would be cool
 ElementalAlchemist: or poker
NonchalantAvenger: does G have styling rules?
 A_Dub888: mawp
 Mai_Andra: You can have it floating around, bouncing off the corners, like a DVD screen saver.
 00gogo00: Maybe they just don't know how to play poker
 Darkstorm257: There's separate volume sliders for riichi music vs ambient
Oscelot: @Mai_Andra rofl
 BrukadaAbido: Clearly you need a Mahjong boarder to hang on above the tiles
 ALLxISxLOST: where did the RPG music come from?
  r10pez10: siri turn down the riichi music
 Mr_Horrible: west did something and Lindsey Stirling started playing
 RoastedGravy: Nah, you need to make yourselves big enough to cover the screen. 
zazamost: isn't the front seat in charge of music
 mercano82: Are these opponents real people or computer players?
 Mr_Horrible: Angel's passengerseating
 melegaunt_: passenger princess?
 Mr_Horrible: as is right and proper
 GreyThey: What if you put your camera so it looks like you're popping out from behind the tiles on the left 
 kat2kool: yeah Angel’s shotgunning
 KharadBanar: @Mr_Horrible Lidl Lindsey Stirling
  r10pez10: ALLxISxLOST player on the left has called riichi, put an extra bet that they'll win this hand, comes with music
 hidingbox: Angel is the one driving the ship
 jamesinor: Why does Wheeler in his outfit kind of look like he's about to coach me through a boxing match as an underdog?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KawaiiElatedPotSwiftRage-q1zVKATWYIWouacY
 RoastedGravy: Taiwan or mainland China?
Capriox_42: real people to murder?
  r10pez10: kind of like when you're running out of time in a game and the music gets crazier
devqn413: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PluckySparklyAntWutFace-YQtZwd5Rm-eVbBjI
 definenull: Mario kart final lap
 Mr_Horrible: since their richi stick cosmetic is an arrow I *really* wish it said "I'm with stupid"
 ContingentCat: @jamesinor Because he didn't want to go fully shirtless
 Mai_Andra: "There's no reason to hold north" <Zangief SPD>
OneArmedGeodude: Just got a drop
 ThorSokar: I mean, I guess someone's gotta be the piss guy
zazamost: rule of jong means you'll see another 9sou
devqn413: idk whats going on so i might as well lean into the bit
nyoomgoom: a clip is basically a quote tweet but only if you post it in chat, otherwise it's a like
 A_Dub888: They don't HAVE to be
 MAPBoardgames: why couldn't you take W's 9 pin?
 goatprince: nobody needs to be.......... but many want to be
 RoastedGravy: Having bladder issues? "I know a guy."
 Mr_Horrible: can't believe they made the Piss Guy go in for work in 2020
 Mr_Horrible: what a fucked up world
devqn413: *GETS to be
  r10pez10: you can only take from certain directions
 trainpants: furiten tempai is still tempai
 definenull: Nice defensive play
zer03juan: furry ten?
 JuniorRoll: Collecting piss to make gunpowder is a noble profession
 Mr_Horrible: furiten beyond richi's end
 00gogo00: Furiten
  r10pez10: oh hey we're in first
 ContingentCat: Something about 10 furries?
Capriox_42: no wants to be the piss guy its something that happens to you
 RoastedGravy: No, you collect the piss for the ammonia.
Daliron: omg this hand D:
 Toxxick: Furiten is where you have to sit in the corner and think about your crimes
 ALLxISxLOST: @wholsometiger 
devqn413: TENPAI
  r10pez10: wholsometiger this is funny coming from someone with that nickname
 Paranundrox: that's me
devqn413: i know that word from yugioh (ashamed)
 Mr_Horrible: I've met god. She hates wheeler. 
shushu2539: we carry a special bottle so we don't have to stop the car
zazamost: wow this hand has the making of 13 orphasn
@LithopsEffect_: Wheeler?! The piss guy?!
@Xarkana: Better Wheeler than Adam.
@OVER-KiLL: That Thigh Milk tho 🥛
 Thaeus_: I love how Angel is dressed like a pro Mahjong player, and Wheeler is the uncle at the corner coffee shop.
 Paranundrox: 3 pairs is so close to 7 Pairs Wheeler
 A_Dub888: He doesn't HAVE to, but he can
 Mr_Horrible: @Thaeus_ truly running the gamut
  r10pez10: not on stream how suspicious
zazamost: devastating...
 JuniorRoll: Damn it! - Why do I have so many jars?
KettlesAtWar: why riichi 13 orphans?
 Travilogue: I see two pair and immediately start thinking about all triples
NonchalantAvenger: i can see the monitors reflections off of Angel's lenses
 alchemistsavant: The first thing I hear when I sit down is "I almost got 13 orphans" and that's a wild thing to hear with 0 context
 definenull: Welcome to mahjong
KettlesAtWar: lord of greed riichiing a yakuman
 adept_nekomancer: Yakuman is worth the same with or without riichi I thought
 00gogo00: Isn't it a yakuman
 Paranundrox: what are you going to do, pivot out of 13 orphans?
  r10pez10: thirteen orphans is like shooting the moon in hearts
 Mr_Horrible: is 13 orphans like some improbably "one of everything" hand?
 00gogo00: So it doesn't matter if you richi
  r10pez10: Mr_Horrible basically
 Mr_Horrible: *improbable
zazamost: @Thaeus_ in mahjong parlance it's the absolute opposite. be wary of the grizzled uncle in the undershirt, esp. if they have an unlit cigarette
 RoastedGravy: Wheeler kinda looks like an Italian mafioso who sat at a mahjong table by mistake and plays because he doesn't want to look like an idiot.
 Mr_Horrible: ah, okay, that is a comparison I understand
 youcantlistentobuttons: You riichi 13 orphans because 14 orphans is just out of reach
 ALLxISxLOST: Do you think Wheeler would pick up pai sho?
 Paranundrox: @Mr_Horrible yes, one of each honor tile (winds and dragons) and one of each 1 and 9 (terminals)
 MAPBoardgames: so straights can only be 3 tiles?
 drewm1022: Into the future?
100viewbots: My personal favorite yakuman is all green
 00gogo00: (and a second of any of them)
 Travilogue: twins can be orphans
 Mr_Horrible: gotta have someone running the orphanage, I guess
 Thaeus_: @zazamost leg up on his stool and swearing casually in Cantonese
 Sorator13: right, so it's really more like 12 orphans and a pair
TheStarlightWitch: I've riichi'd 13 orphans early when there isn't much info because it makes people likely to defensively cut honors and teminals
 KharadBanar: hell yeah, give em the what four
 Razdak: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedCuriousSoymilkUnSane-coZpDdAvX6vIZsLj
 definenull: 1 away from ricchi, no?
  r10pez10: you can play optimally and still not win the hand
 Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 "A Baker's Orphan" "...what"
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible lol
 definenull: Oh wait 2 away
 Paranundrox: I see 3 pairs you know what that means
 RoastedGravy: Gotta activate those waifu powers
 Mr_Horrible: no, the show was *BEN* 10
 WriterRaven: @r10pez10 In the immortal words of Captain Picard, that is not a weakness, that is life.
 Sorator13: so what's the reasoning behind, say, not Chii-ing that 1-pin?
zazamost: does anyone else in the moonbase regularly play jong
 couchboyj: On the subject of Mahjong song covers, 13 orphans scan with One Tin Soldier
 Paranundrox: @Sorator13 opening your hand (calling chi or pon) weakens your points and reduces your options for Yaku
  r10pez10: ian does through yakuza
 definenull: Im hoping for a return to AFK mahjong
 00gogo00: You also can't richi if you open your hand
 adept_nekomancer: My guess would be 6/9 bamboo for their wait, but that's a low confidence guess
 Paranundrox: riichi cannot be called on an open hand, for example
 Mr_Horrible: it can be, if that's what you're there for
  r10pez10: IRL stream into a gambling den in victoria  when
5 raiders from Rayn3Cl0ud have joined!
zazamost: never knew there was jong in ff14
 pleonasticTautology: there's a guide to get Japanese grannies through the FFXIV free trial to get to mahjong
Oscelot: I need to learn how to play Doman Mahjong
 RockPusher: Mahjong is fine
Rayn3Cl0ud: goode evenin!!!   
zer03juan: how many of each tile are there, 3?
 RockPusher: Shogi absolutely not
 Sorator13: @zazamost oh yeah, ff14 is unironically a very good mahjong client for those who don't want to use mahjong soul
 Darkstorm257: @zer03juan 4 of each
  r10pez10: hi raiders
 Mai_Andra: the free trial has access to the Gold Saucer, so...
 Paranundrox: 4 pairs
 Mr_Horrible: welcome, raiders. The stream is filling with cigarette smoke as we speak
 Mr_Horrible: 
Oscelot: @zazamost in the gold saucer, in the upper level of one of the rooms
zer03juan: @Darkstorm257 thanks
Oscelot: o/ raiders
 definenull: Yikes
zazamost: rip?
zazamost: phew
 definenull: Phew
 Thaeus_: Quick, someone get Wheeler a Tiger Beer.
 Mr_Horrible: damn, I could go for a cigarette [red vine]
  r10pez10: i thought you said cigarettes
  r10pez10: oh i thought they were twiglets
 Paranundrox: Us, enlightened defensive players, them cautious cowards
shushu2539: there's a Majhong version where you have to pick up pairs of equual tiles from a stacked pile
zazamost: this is a close game (biggest hand was a 1 han)
 00gogo00: That's a lot of exhastive draws
 alchemistsavant: good job, guy from gintama
 definenull: Steam refund
 LupusNoctis: what the horriblehands
 IanAllenBird: what is required for a game to end again?
 Toxxick: Oh, so the Rhianna song from 20 years ago was actually about Mahjong?
 Mr_Horrible: lol
 trainpants: on the upside, a lot of tiles can improve your hand
@restlessDSM: Adam playing mahjong on stream would certainly be a different experience.
zazamost: wdym this looks like a winning 13 orphans hand...
 Mr_Horrible: 1 person gets angry enough to pull their gun
 IanAllenBird: lol
  mtvcdm: How often does a game end in gun
  r10pez10: if the dealer keeps winning hands the game keeps going though?
 Paranundrox: I just had a game end in two hands
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 Dmc3628: sure is
  r10pez10: chat he's superstitious
 00gogo00: Don't you need a certain point spread for the game to end after 4/8 leads
 LupusNoctis: I like the majong where you just pick the matching tiles out of the tile stack  
 letsbelgo: 5,000 Coppers
 yunapaluza: What does the .x2 ::::x2 in the upper corner mean?
zazamost: "playing defensively"
  r10pez10: negative makes sense in the gambling sense because if you have no more money well tough luck buddy
 Thaeus_: Wheeler forgot to wear his red underwear today.
 trainpants: importantly, if you win as the dealer, you get to be dealer again
 AdamYMHMI: It's the warm-up game
 AdamYMHMI: Stretching your tiles
 ALLxISxLOST: brown pants
HedronGrindah: there are like, multiple mahjong formats/variants right? is there a particularly common one that all these digital clients use?
 jibkat: I like how you had to confirm the underwear colour
 Thaeus_: Red brings you luck. Black does not.
  r10pez10: did anyone else hear that or am i having a stroke
 adept_nekomancer: @yunapaluza 2 riichi bets will go to the winner (2000 points), and it's the second bonus round (bonus rounds occur when the dealer wins or is ready to win on a draw)
 Paranundrox: @jibkat do you keep track
zazamost: good ol' simples, nothing beats all simples
 Tantusar: aaaand that's 5 hours
 jibkat: @Paranundrox You dont have a set order for the week?
 KharadBanar: I thought the first Yaku you learn was the dragon triplet
 Mr_Horrible: @jibkat yeah, top to bottom of the stack
 IanAllenBird: damn
zazamost: RIP
zazamost: first big hit, rip
 letsbelgo: lolol
 Sorator13: @HedronGrindah It varies. This is specifically Japanese mahjong, which is also what FF14 has. American mahjong is popular in the US, but it requires paying a fee to get the list of which hands can score points. There's a lot of variations across eastern Asia, though.
 Mr_Horrible: jesus christ we got command grabbed
 letsbelgo: YES 4's WIN
 letsbelgo: PAY ME MY MONEY
 Sorator13: rip
 letsbelgo: Holy shit. 636,401 points
 bbblehh: Aw man my channel points that I was never gonna use
zazamost: TRUE AND REAL
 alchemistsavant: I almost choked on my drink
 Niehilius: He says, booting up another round
 pleonasticTautology: CHRIST
 ClodiumSoride: @HedronGrindah I found this page that describes differences between variants: https://themahjong.com/blog/types-of-mahjong
 pleonasticTautology: WHEELER
 varmintx0: you did not bleep that very well
 HedWund: 
 Sorator13: that bleep didn't work well, lol
 Paranundrox: that bleep did not work
  r10pez10: i messed up the question but
 Sorator13: I think it muted Wheeler's mic but not Angel's
 Tantusar: that only bleeped one mic, i think
 Mr_Horrible: we're past the watershed but not past midnight, Wheeler 
 Toxxick: @Sorator13 The fact that US mahjong has a season hand list is wild
 GreyThey: Only one mic got muted with the bleed
 Paranundrox: there you go
 GreyThey: *bleep
 definenull: Ooh this hand is nice
  r10pez10: terminal draw baybee
 Dmc3628: term daw
 Mr_Horrible: do you need something before you can call riichi?
 TheOneInquisitor: Never take the 9 terminals draw always go for orphans
 Travilogue: That isn't a bad hand, that is an opportunity for a Yakuman
 alchemistsavant: Can you do that in this game?
MeltCatAmy: @Mr_Horrible a hand that's one tile from done
 pleonasticTautology: pffff
 Sorator13: @alchemistsavant do what?
KettlesAtWar: @alchemistsavant mahjong soul has 9 terminal initial draw
 Mr_Horrible: ah, okay
 IanAllenBird: yeah
  ani_laurel: yes
 Sorator13: @wholsometiger yep
 letsbelgo: @wholsometiger cosmetics
 alchemistsavant: @Sorator13 Sorry the timing was weird, the 'bad hand' draw
  r10pez10: yep wholsometiger cosmetics are fun
Oscelot: excellent
 wholsometiger: Sweet
  r10pez10: there's no rule that says a cat can't play mahjong
 Toxxick: There are also several furries in this game
Oscelot: I'm getting cat paw asap
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 KharadBanar: The cat girl across from us is a f2p character, there's a meme of the "pon cat" that just clicks chii/pon at every available option and is super easy to read by more experienced players
  r10pez10: wheeler never reuses bits
 jibkat: Reusing jokes, in this economy?
 ContingentCat: Lol nice reference
 Paranundrox: rewarded
 definenull: Gg
 IanAllenBird: 
 Toxxick: #smallhandcity
  r10pez10: tsumo is "i'm a lucksack"
  mtvcdm: You would never reuse a bit on Is This Your Card, the new show on LoadingReadyRun
 whodere: always worth it as east.
Oscelot: \o/
 pleonasticTautology: I need to play more riichi mahjong; my boyfriend played in a mahjong tournament where he lives this past weekend
 ALLxISxLOST: Brittney Spears Toxic but mahjong?
 MAPBoardgames: So you can end with 1 or 2 tiles in your hand?
 DigitalSeahorse: installing game so that I can create account and claim these drops
  r10pez10: baby can't you see
 definenull: Baby can't richii
KettlesAtWar: tanki wait
 definenull: Im pon-ing
 Paranundrox: @MAPBoardgames yes, depending on if you're waiting to complete the pair or triplet
 NorthArc: oops i richii again
 Mr_Horrible: for some reason I feel like Numb by Linkin Park could work well
  r10pez10: now we get a drink
 Toxxick: I keep thinking theyre talking to me
 Toxxick: Ive done this to myself
 KharadBanar: now that it's our riichi, we need to turn up the riichi music again
 Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames You have to have the sets of 3s and one pair, including the tile you drew to win, but there can be basically any number of those sets of three on the table revealed or in your hand
 DigitalSeahorse: and now I have to restart firefox to regain CPU brb
 Sorator13: but you get more points if none are revealed
 Paranundrox: you're toxic I'm calling riichi
 definenull: It would be very funny if this is the stream that got ymca-ed
Makrosian_Tay: Mahjong rules make no sense to me. Every time I think I've grasped a concept it's like another layer materializes out of the ether!
 Laurence72: Ground control to Major Pon?
Oscelot: I'm in ten-pai, gomen-na-sai...
 Mr_Horrible: honestly his commitment is laudable
 adept_nekomancer: Nice of the other player to call kan and give you more dora chances
 Sorator13: and you can wind up with four of a kind, as the South player here has done with 9s
MagicManMaxwell: I may end up, ron'ing youuuuu
 TheOneInquisitor: I see wheeler is still not cozy playing a full hanchan though
 MAPBoardgames: @Sorator13 does the left over have to be a pair?  could it be mismatched?
 Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames It must be a pair.
 Paranundrox: @Makrosian_Tay the basics are simple it's only the hand makeup that is complex
 00gogo00: Double riichi is first discar
 adept_nekomancer: (context:  double riichi is when you call riichi on your first turn)
Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer ty
TheStarlightWitch: 2 kans and no ura, ouch
 Paranundrox: @MAPBoardgames it doesn't have to be a pair, it could be waiting for the middle or ends of a sequence
 Gekyouryuu: I, too, am a mahjong nerd
 Gekyouryuu: currently trying to get out of adept
 Toxxick: We arent out of the East Blue yet? Damn
 Tantusar: the east 1 will continue until morale improves
 00gogo00: I had someone pull double riichi on me
 TheOneInquisitor: Think you can bankrupt a bitch while still in east 1?
 Sorator13: @Paranundrox I think MAP was asking about the pair, specifically, the non-3-set
KettlesAtWar: @Paranundrox it has to be a pair if youre waiting with 1 tile left in your hand
 00gogo00: And I played into it immediately
 Sorator13: @00gogo00 oof
  r10pez10: Makrosian_Tay it has that thing that old games have where they collect a lot of edge cases
 ALLxISxLOST: big iron
 Gekyouryuu: East Blue is the first area of One Piece
 Toxxick: (Really poor One Piece joke)
 Gekyouryuu: so the start of the story
 ContingentCat: You think we're not old?
 Paranundrox: @KettlesAtWar yes
Capriox_42: i am hungry but trapped by cat. anyone got tips?
 Dmc3628: or yakuman the opening hand (thanks big dagrons)
 wholsometiger: @Toxxick If you hit master do you get to the all blue?
 MAPBoardgames: @Sorator13 Yes and no. It needs to be one tile from a set was the answer I was looking for.
  r10pez10: i just realised we're the only one in the room with a screen name in english
 WriterRaven: @Capriox_42 Send condolences to your family. You live there meow.
 GreyThey: @Capriox_42 Eat cat?
KettlesAtWar: maybe its more spdcific to say you can't be waiting on 2 tiles
KettlesAtWar: *2 tiles in your hand
Makrosian_Tay: This is a weird karaoke stream 😂
 Sorator13: @Capriox_42 suffer. Or gently shift the cat and apologize with treats after.
 Toxxick: I still quote "In Mahjong all the Richii"
 TheOneInquisitor: @r10pez10 Many such cases especially at this hour
 HedWund: 
 ContingentCat: I prefer Christina richi
 Gekyouryuu: IIIIII look at all the Ron-ely people~
 Tantusar: East 2: The Sequel to East
Oscelot: 13 orphans down on the robert ma-- wait no too soon
 spethycakes: 
 TheOneInquisitor: It's only 2 PM JST
 definenull: That is surprising that angel doesn't know Eleanor rigby
 A_Dub888: Ron the Boat
@Meracanus: Hearing the rules of Mahjong reminds me of the first time I learned to play Magic the Gathering. It all seems so incomprehensible and entirely made up, I struggle to believe I'm not being pranked
@Xarkana: I mean, the rules to Magic (and Mahjong) are entirely made up.
 Vinewood_OG: Oh, those chuds. 
  r10pez10: elton john
  r10pez10: get his ass
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Oscelot: rofl
 HedWund: 
 Paranundrox: twenty men had tried to riichi
dustfinger_exe: Bohemian Ronsody
Capriox_42: @GreyThey I think suffer is the plan
Oscelot: Pfff
 MAPBoardgames: the beeping NOT covering the F bomb is funny
 pleonasticTautology: i-mahjong all the riichi
 spethycakes: Elton John Lennon
 Mr_Horrible: no, I've heard your John Legend impression tho 
 Molladia: I had to go get son from school, what was the result of the prediction?
 bbblehh: Oh is it time for the return of Bruce
 00gogo00: this stream is making me want to play mahjsoul again
  r10pez10: it's actually not a bad australian accent
Oscelot: @Capriox_42 Yeah no eat cat not option.
 Simonark: Angel has the inverse problem I do where I can't ever seem to remember the Rolling Stones...
 Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames Ah, gotcha. Yeah, it has to be part of a set, be that a three or the pair.
 ContingentCat: That was great
 the_lone_bard: Don't you love when a contractor schedules an appointment between 11am-2pm then you get an email at 3:15pm saying they can't attend?
 Sorator13: but the 2-set must be a pair
 MAPBoardgames: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifferentJoyousGiraffeRickroll-quO6V875pBop3Xuk
 Sorator13: @the_lone_bard woof, hate that
  r10pez10: can you say "ask the master to pass the banana"
Baelfrie: Pon-ing your heart out
zazamost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiliableSpikySnoodTBCheesePull-Wq6LfbjRrKGZ7QtT
 Mr_Horrible: maybe funnel your heart back into the bottle, champ 
Oscelot: @the_lone_bard yikes
Oscelot: @Mr_Horrible rofl
 Vonbane: oh richi, you're so fine
 TheOneInquisitor: You two are my favorite manzai duo it's true
Oscelot: @Vonbane perfect
 schordash:  
 Sorator13: She's very good at "no, but it's funny"
 pleonasticTautology: you two ARE a great comedy pair
Capriox_42: @Oscelot i tried he’s too fluffy to nom
Oscelot: Oh richi you so fine, you so fine I pon my mind
 hippo_campus2: I'm so surprised you didn't start with the thong song
Oscelot: @Capriox_42 told you 
 definenull: Wannabe parody might slap
Oscelot: LOL
 letsbelgo: lolo
 Sorator13: oh no
 Paranundrox: it being on only one mic is so funny
 TheOneInquisitor: He found the alvin button
 Dmc3628: ippatsu good god
 Mr_Horrible: Nightcore Mahjong
Oscelot: oh that's so cursed
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, how's this? to the tune of Hall & Oates' Out of Touch: "You're calling Chi! I'll calling Pon! But I'm out of my head when you Ron 1 Han!"
 Sorator13: oh I hate that
 Bright5park: @the_lone_bard Even better when it something that requires shutting down the power of the while building, so you spend the day outside where it's people-y, expecting them to do work, and then you come home to a rescheduling notice. :V
 pleonasticTautology: OW that SUCKED
 ghyllnox: Okay so it only does Wheeler's mic
 IanAllenBird: noo
 definenull: The laugh is worse
  r10pez10: gas leak
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, she was speaking into the mic that *wasn't* using the filter
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CreativeAbrasiveCardNinjaGrumpy-h6oJN7DreU3u2NkN
Capriox_42: oh that was awful
 Razdak: Haunted chipmunks
 HedWund: 
Baelfrie: 
 Vonbane: that was Alvin with his nuts in a vice
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - freaking bits
 Mr_Horrible: every sub you gift keeps Wheeler in psychosis for 2 more minutes
 pleonasticTautology: because we like having you around, you DINK
 A_Dub888: define "execute"
 Toxxick: What kind of program is Wheeler.exe?
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 RassilonDND: Gasp, wheeler went through with shirtless Mahjong?
 Paranundrox: is that not what the dunk tank is for
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 spethycakes: against TOS
 shendaras: Funny is perhaps not the word I would use.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrunchyBlueAubergineBabyRage-jVooXD8aDezLXJ43
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 simplydavemn: Keep Wheeler alive!
 WriterRaven: Oh, you're a weeairboo. =P
 Mr_Horrible: but you love flying, especially when it costs U or maybe 1U
Oscelot: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbrasiveObliviousSowNotATK-qAe3vRJEseUJKZLe had to
 dustfinger_exe: Aww thanks @simplydavemn !
 zer03juan: thank you @simplydavemn 
Oscelot: oh nooo
 alchemistsavant: The music from that movie is something else (derogatory)
 the_lone_bard: @Bright5park Wow congratulations, you found a way to make it worse XD
 RockPusher: Wait, the tower lost power and *that* caused the crash‽
@OVER-KiLL: Bands are blocked as a "group". reading the tile, explains the tile 🀄
@fuckorobinson3059: Ben wheeler tennis ball "execution"
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zazamost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FuriousShakingHedgehogJonCarnage-6d3fZH8cw6JJG0Ph
  r10pez10: don't watch bee movie
 Sorator13: they absolutely have procedures for when ATC loses power
 Tonemanzero: Ultimate Electro was not a good choice for film looks.
 spethycakes: go on
Oscelot: @Sorator13 100%
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, on the topic of Mahjong Songs, how's this? to the tune of Hall & Oates' Out of Touch: "You're calling Chi! I'll calling Pon! But I'm out of my head when you Ron 1 Han!"
 Vonbane: what was the punchline of that story?
 Sorator13: and you can look up recordings of those plans in action! It's an interest of mine.
 Paranundrox: in a Tempai State of Mind
 SlyFrostPaw: Notice Me Tempai
  r10pez10: Vonbane "why the long face"
 RassilonDND: is the punchline is gomen-sorry
 definenull: 2 away, no?
 Mai_Andra: notice me, tempai ?
Oscelot: @Sorator13 huh neat
 pleonasticTautology: Wheeler you'd get along with so many Seattle trans women vis a vis "airplane otaku"
Oscelot: lol
 Toxxick: Gong Yi Tenpai? I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown?
 TheOneInquisitor: See, tenpai, so easy, never doubt
 Sorator13: @Oscelot usually it involves finding some battery-powered radios and trying to tell every plane in the area "hey, ATC lost power, watch out"
 Vonbane: air porno?
 pleonasticTautology: is Vicki Scott in your Discord?
 Tantusar: well this game was a stomp
 RassilonDND: i mean mile high anime club i guess
Oscelot: @Sorator13 makes sense
 Paranundrox: I feel like Seattle is underrepresented on the server
 Sorator13: @Oscelot VASAviation does excellent ATC recording videos, if you want to watch any
 zeathean: sassy
 ThorSokar: yes, make him keep digging
Oscelot: @Sorator13 tyty
 RockPusher: I watch a goodly amount of "Mayday" and have been known to read an NTSB report or two
 DigitalSeahorse: know when to shhhhhhhh   
 KharadBanar: Do you believe in Mahjong after Mahjong?
 ghyllnox: Well at least he didn't cal 911 again
 Mr_Horrible: in that exact voice, no less
 TheOneInquisitor: I wish twitch counted number of bets made towards the % not just how many doodads got staked, discrimination towards europeans
 ElementalAlchemist: Mahjong can only be played secretly
 Sorator13: "you can't play mahjong when you're asleep" in the style of Jordan's "you can't be sad when you're asleep"
 RockPusher: Wheeler still belting that out quite impressively
 Paranundrox: chii-ing and pon-ing
 Vonbane: Poner of a Ronken Heart?
Oscelot: Yeah that's a long pitch if you aren't warmed up
 RockPusher: I'm kinda angry at how good he is at that
nyoomgoom: ohhh predictions. time to try to get to pointsbox zero
 dustfinger_exe: 9 to 5
 LupusNoctis: that loading screen had some FLANK on it
 WriterRaven: Dear Madam on the Loading Screen: Where are your pants? Sincerely, Me
 RassilonDND: Dora the gaijin explora
 RoastedGravy: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Dora
 TheOneInquisitor: @WriterRaven Never Let Them Force You To Wear Pants
Capriox_42: Dora the explorer?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  r10pez10: it's a customisable loading screen so that's wheeler's fault
 the_lone_bard: My little brother was watching Dora The Explorer like, 22 years ago...
 Sorator13: @WriterRaven my gay (male) teen self, to the loading screen of Spellforce, while playing on the computer in the family room
 DigitalSeahorse: TRANS RIGHTS
 Chronomagistrate: Just woken up, and starting to think I'm in a fever dream 
 Laurence72: An explorer?
 RoastedGravy: ドラ・ジ・エックスプロラー
 LupusNoctis: thems is human rights!
 RassilonDND: shiny?
 ThorSokar: I mean, we have broadcast tv here, but I haven't paid for cable in 25(ish) years
 ALLxISxLOST: the closest I've gotten to watching tv in the last year is plutotv and i hardly count that
Oscelot: @Chronomagistrate I mean
 RockPusher: In my day we had 3 whole channels of television! And stereo sound!
 RoastedGravy: Oh no Ben
 Chronomagistrate: @Oscelot Fair.
 RoastedGravy: This is not a gooner game
 RoastedGravy: Trust me
 LupusNoctis: how can you gooner while concentrating on Majong.....
 RoastedGravy: Bro, trust me
 ElementalAlchemist: "ethically gooning"
 LupusNoctis: Not Auzzie, Oscelot.
 RoastedGravy: I know
 Sorator13: I agree with Angel's facial expressions rn
Oscelot: @LupusNoctis yeah, teasing X3
 WriterRaven: @Sorator13 Cute girls in gacha games is to be expected. But they could at least be *modestly dressed* (outside of summer events because yeah)
 vzewl: "your honor, it was an ethical gooning"
Oscelot: rofl
 RoastedGravy: There are much hornier Yostar games
 Sorator13: I... don't think Serge plays FF14, no
 Firstscion: And NZ
 WriterRaven: New Zealander, but yes. =P
  r10pez10: yeah box or cask wine
Oscelot: yep, bag wine
 Firstscion: AAHHH
 hippo_campus2: Goon of fortune??
Oscelot: it's a goonbag
 WriterRaven: Goonbag.
 Valkryir: yeah the cheap stuff
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BombasticHonorableClintCclamChamp-fC5DaIFyvv5aUdYS
 definenull: Goonbag
 Firstscion: nah
 ThorSokar: goon sack or goon bag
 RoastedGravy: No love to New Zealand
 Lysander_salamander: It's a minion or lackey
 RockPusher: Nah, just boxed wine
 WriterRaven: Nah, we don't.
 Mr_Horrible: goon I think is just cheap wine? and then it comes in a bag (in a box)
 the_lone_bard: Bagged wine in a cheap box to pretend it's a tier above bagged wine.
 SlyFrostPaw: GOON Crikey, bust out the hills hoist for Goon of Fortune mate
 OtherEdgeworth: Use it to play Goon of Fortune.
 Paranundrox: Dora apparently comes from an abbreviation for dragon (entirely unrelated to the dragon tiles)
 RockPusher: Goon bag is an aussie thing
Oscelot: @Mr_Horrible yep
 pleonasticTautology: the bladder in a box wine
 simplydavemn: B52s Goon Sack
  r10pez10: yes the foil bag is in the box
 Mr_Horrible: it's a bag in a box
 pleonasticTautology: yes, they take it *out of the box*
Oscelot: yeah it's a bag in the box
 Herbert_Erpaderp: Goon wine that comes with a convenient pillow for afterward!
 RockPusher: Bad with spigot in a box
Oscelot: you take the bag out and hang it up
 Sorator13: It is a bag inside a box, yes
 RassilonDND: in the US/Canada, its usually in a cardboard box
 Mr_Horrible: the box makes for easier shelf stocking
 LupusNoctis: yes, bag in a box, but the box leaves early in the process
 RoastedGravy: What are we even talking about
 pimiento: they do straight up bags of wine now, but they're smaller than goonboxes
 Firstscion: We call it Cask Wine in NZ
 Bright5park: So, a bit like milk in Canada?
  r10pez10: also isn't goon a something awful thing
Oscelot: @Firstscion rofl XD
 SlyFrostPaw: yeah, we take the sack OUT of te Box... that way you can inflate it for a nice pillow when you blackout from drinking 
 LupusNoctis: yout ake 4x box wine, remove the goonsacks, attach them to a spinning clothes line, and try to drink
 Sorator13: I do enjoy someone in Canada looking down on bagged wine, as though you don't have bagged milk 
Oscelot: @SlyFrostPaw ye!
nyoomgoom: why do they call it goon bag when you goonbox in the wine goonbag out drink the wine
 hippo_campus2: How do you hang it on the hills hoist if you don't take it out of the box
 kat2kool: bag wine is when you buy a single bottle and drink it while it’s still in the brown bag
 Mr_Horrible: "Discard the 2 (not asked for)"
 RockPusher: We had bagged milk back in the 90s
 dustfinger_exe: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TsundereAnimatedSkunkTTours-9M6YWUuQ2oAoleGQ
 kat2kool: for ‘deniability’
Oscelot: I do love that I'm not even australian I just have known australians for the last 30 years and have adopted way too much of their culture lol
 trainpants: 3 pairs is worse than 2 pairs is my understanding
Oscelot: Waugh, it has tentacles
 Sorator13: wow, now that was extra
 couchboyj: Band on the Ron
zazamost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OnerousYawningChoughKreygasm-XSE3arbaI6eKaKFb
 alchemistsavant: Sakura deleted you, fun
 Mr_Horrible: @Oscelot I did have someone ask me if I was Australian after saying "fair dinkum", to which I replied "no I just watch too many of them"
Oscelot: @Mr_Horrible YEP XD
 Mr_Horrible: I've seen the noises you make during Cube, Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: don't lie
 RoastedGravy: I think the games are fine
  thingo314: 👀
 Sorator13: unfortunately, none of the men are free
 RoastedGravy: But a lot of it is very streamer unfriendly
 LupusNoctis: What's the one with all the firearms, and the buttjiggles
  r10pez10: soccer boy where
Oscelot: @Sorator13 oof
zazamost: they got a dog
 RassilonDND: Hey, women have gooner games too! I think its called love and deep space
 Lysander_salamander: do they have bara guys?
 RoastedGravy: I don't think there are bara guys
 Sorator13: okay, none of the men are *default*
shushu2539: heard that being horny makes you play better Mahjgong
Oscelot: @RassilonDND Love Thyself: A Horatio Story XD
 alchemistsavant: Sad...
  r10pez10: the last time i saw a bar a guys it was the grand final
 Sorator13: you have to get lucky to get the guys
 RoastedGravy: Sorry to all the gay men out there
Bachus98: If you go on a Hill in full plate armor during a thunderstorm. Yell "Zeus! STRIKE ME IF YOU CAN!" How high is your chance to survive. And is the armor creating a faraday cage?
 Dr_fragenstien: to be fair it is a bit niche
 LupusNoctis: I think too much of my blood would be in my braincase, to be gooning to majong games.
  r10pez10: angel describing the gatcha system always hurts my head
  r10pez10: there's like eight concurrent currencies
 TheOneInquisitor: It's only like what, 5 a month?
Oscelot: @Bachus98 I mean I wouldn't try it
 simplydavemn: I'd be up for CapyBara Guys.
 LupusNoctis: so much thinking, stuff to track, can never get the hang of this game.
 alchemistsavant: @simplydavemn capybara bara guys
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Outfield your love?
zazamost: tbh you only need default ichihime, she has the best emotes
 DigitalSeahorse: that's my song
 Sorator13: @alchemistsavant I'm listening
 DigitalSeahorse: up all night to get Luckie (Duckie)
 dustfinger_exe: Let's get down to business to defeat the rons
Bachus98: @Oscelot I mean would you die on that hill?
 SlyFrostPaw: Chappel Ron??
 korvys: "Ronning up that hill" by Kate Bush
 Dr_fragenstien: that is typically how it works
 Vonbane: Pink Pon Club
Oscelot: @Bachus98 If I were dumb enough to tempt Zeus 
nyoomgoom: truuuueee
 LupusNoctis: The only TRU gacha is the HORSEGIRL Gacha!
 RoastedGravy: You know Wheeler, idk if you wanna talk about gooning when all we see you wearing is a white tank top. 
 adept_nekomancer: You mean the Pink Ron-y Club?
Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer eyy
 DigitalSeahorse:    pink pony club!
 Earthenone: im eligable for a sphere of innocence according to twitch, do i want to know?
 Mattmitchell45: Red Wine Supernova
 Paranundrox: Good Luck Babe is fun
 simplydavemn: The Goon Sack is a little ole bag where we can get together...
  r10pez10: i mean m-a-h-j-o-n-g has the same amount of letters as h-o-t-t-o-g-o
 dustfinger_exe: Ill Make a Kan Out of you
Oscelot: @simplydavemn rofl
 wholsometiger: Can you do the Ron-y club in a scooby do accent?
zazamost: mahjong luck 
 ContingentCat: As far s I'm concerned The Rise and Fall of the Midwest Princess is a no skip album
 Mr_Horrible: peetah, the ron is heah...
 TheOneInquisitor: Don't you LOVE it when your discards look like X, Y, XXX
  r10pez10: i'm here for wheeler but i stay foir the no-sell
zazamost: alphabet soup hand
 Gekyouryuu: instead of Paparazzi from Lady Gaga, it's Papa Richii
 RoastedGravy: Get them dragons
 spethycakes: it wasn't genuine genuwine
 Sorator13: is one of each dragon a set? I forget.
 simplydavemn: Some real "evil possession" vibes in the end animation.
 Mr_Horrible: Genu-Wine would be a good name for a brand of goon
 LupusNoctis: I did manage to watch all of the Majong-based Anime series on CR.
 adept_nekomancer: Actually I think Angel torpedoing all the bits is hilarious 
 TheOneInquisitor: Surely twitch will not mute the vod over this
 KharadBanar: @Sorator13 no just triples of the same, but at least it's points
zazamost: live the dream, double dragons
 RassilonDND: Richi rain...Richi Rain!
 alchemistsavant: @simplydavemn You are not wrong! That's a Fate/Stay Night animation I believe
 RoastedGravy: Could've had all three dagrons
  r10pez10: !addquote (Angel) [Now] That's your bit. My bit is telling you, 'No.' | to Wheeler
  LRRbot: New quote #9644: "That's your bit. My bit is telling you, 'No.'" —Angel, to Wheeler [2026-08-25]
Oscelot: oh no lol
 Mattmitchell45: "She's kong, she's kong away"
 Sorator13: "accident"
shushu2539: "accident"
 Sorator13: that was negligence, good sir
 Plasterboard: disagree about the funny
 adept_nekomancer: We'll be sad if we draw another green dragon 
Oscelot: Oooo  scones
 Mr_Horrible: those scones looked so damn good
 RockPusher: Sorator13 
 DigitalSeahorse: was it a butt 911 dial?
 simplydavemn: Ian's off faking a heart attack still to cover for Ben...
 IanAllenBird: a siri joke
 ghyllnox: The joke was "Siri call 911"
 ghyllnox: So
 Sorator13: @DigitalSeahorse he said "siri call 911" thinking that no one's phones would actually do the thing
 RockPusher: It's like always-on microphones are a bad idea
Oscelot: @Sorator13 oh no lol
Capriox_42: I gotta watch the vod for scones later
 Sorator13: but also Wheeler, that could've set off viewers' phones too, which is bad
zazamost: just as planned
 RockPusher: Capriox_42 they certainly seemed like Very Good Scones
Oscelot: This is why I have voice recognition off rofl
 DigitalSeahorse: did you stay on the line and tell them it was a woops so they didn't try to dispatch?
 Dr_fragenstien: oh shit jam alert
  r10pez10: yes chat it was all sorted
zazamost: oof
zazamost: NOOOO
 RoastedGravy: 
  r10pez10: rip
 Sorator13: @Oscelot and then the gang couldn't find which phone was actually calling, and then couldn't answer it to tell them it was okay, so they had to try to explain when they called back, but they wanted to 1. speak to the female(s) they could hear panicking over finding the phone and 2. wanted to know what address they were calling from
 IanAllenBird: f
 Sorator13: so that required some off-mic explanation
Oscelot: Ooo pretty water flower lady
 RassilonDND: oh get Ronned
Oscelot: @Sorator13 oh no roflmao
zazamost: okay hear me out, 13 orphans... time for a come back
shushu2539: skinny girl wins
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyJoyousSpaghettiPogChamp-eiMfRkYBU3dwa2wV
 adept_nekomancer: I would have guessed the 5 was safe honestly
  r10pez10: all green
 Mr_Horrible: "The evidence of my own eyes and ears"
 ghyllnox: Tying up emergency services for a joke is.... not funny, personally
 Sorator13: yeah, it was not good
 TheOneInquisitor: Yknow I think this game should have artist credits though some of the people working on it make bangers
Oscelot: @ghyllnox tbf he didn't expect it to call
 ghyllnox: More of a "holy shit wtf"
TheStarlightWitch: there was a pause on the previous 5m discards, you could see they were considering calling chii on it
 Shurtal: Results oriented riichi
 TheOneInquisitor: You could even pray to god for a pure triple sequence
 Sorator13: Sure, but again it could've caused calls to go through from viewers' phones
 ghyllnox: That was not by any means a whisper lmao
zazamost: dang it's all coming together
Oscelot: This might be a drop it, chat. It's handled
  r10pez10: yes please
 adept_nekomancer: going for a full flush is probably the best way to get back to second, yeah
  r10pez10: i was wondering what you meant by half-
@restlessDSM: "Everything's made up and the points don't matter", as they say.
Oscelot: are the cursor particles also cosmetics?
 varmintx0: pivot to shit
 RoastedGravy: I believe in you, Wheeler
 Sorator13: @varmintx0 Always a viable pivot option
Oscelot: Ahh
 Travilogue: Cursor particles are tied to main screen background
 TheOneInquisitor: It's the last hand, it's a big play or nothing
Oscelot: Gotcha
Oscelot: You're quite quiet btw, Angel
  r10pez10: mechanical mahjong table for the office when
 TheOneInquisitor: How's tenhou anyway
Oscelot: okie
shushu2539: hot bunny is crushing you
Oscelot: I *am* female 
 varmintx0: is it that Angel is quiet, or wheeler is just loud?
Oscelot: @varmintx0 yes? XD
  r10pez10: hahaha
 Earthenone: your job should be to amplify female voices
 Sorator13: @varmintx0 I think it's that wheeler's mic is much closer to his mouth than angel's is to hers
ZornPlays13: Mahjong was the one game in Yakuza Kiwami I won despite not knowing what I was doing at all
xzaktly: Angel and Wheeler streams are the best streams
 Mattmitchell45:  
 RoastedGravy: Wheeler is an ethical gooner
Oscelot: @Sorator13 yep
 RoastedGravy: 
  r10pez10: i have to afk so no more predicts
Oscelot: pfff
 ThorSokar: they also scream like a human child when they're scared
zazamost: your thoughts on spamming emotes, i find that to be a winning (amusing) strategy
 alchemistsavant: I like the little hedgehog in that loading screen.
Oscelot: oh man that loading screen makes me hungry
 Gekyouryuu: actually, Angel, the effects when you click are tied to your homescreen background
Oscelot: Might be time for a snack
 RoastedGravy: 
zazamost: LOL
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu oh huh
 TheOneInquisitor: That's no bunny
 Sorator13: OH
 Firstscion: ope
 LupusNoctis: HOIGHT!
 WriterRaven: Colin Astrike? Is anyone here named Colin Astrike?
 LupusNoctis: immediate reaction there
Oscelot: @WriterRaven *snerk*
 Gekyouryuu: or events
 Travilogue: I've gotten a few backgrounds from events
 Gekyouryuu: I got a couple from events
 Dr_fragenstien: seems odd that the one thing you can only get with money is something nobody else will see
 Paranundrox: 3 pairs though
zazamost: ol' reliable all simples. . .
Oscelot: it's like we're playing pauper XD
Oscelot: (am I magicking right?)
 shendaras: You've got some pairs...
 Earthenone: the kingom hearts hand, simple and clean
 Travilogue: I currently have wind and dragon tiles show up when I click
  r10pez10: all triplets
 Dr_fragenstien: normal free to play logic is that you want others to see the money you spent so they're encouraged to spend too
 Sorator13: @Oscelot lol kinda, yeah
Oscelot: @Sorator13 hehe
Capriox_42: can we eat the tiles?
 Sorator13: @Capriox_42 please do not eat the delicious mahjong tiles
Oscelot: @Capriox_42 ...you're making me wanna make a mahjong set with agar
 adept_nekomancer: [mahjong context: all simples ("tanyao") is the easiest hand to force, so if you have nothing else it's what you go for]
Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer  ty
 KharadBanar: all simples, aka Zero Orphans
 Paranundrox: *four* pairs
 Paranundrox: imagine
Oscelot: @KharadBanar Yay everyone has parents!
 DigitalSeahorse: so many network resources to download!
Capriox_42: @Oscelot or perhaps rock candy?
 RoastedGravy: You know, if you think about it, this is kinda like reverse drafting.
 WriterRaven: I got an order of Shrimple Seven Pairs for Colin Astrike?
Oscelot: @Capriox_42 oooo
zazamost: 4 concealed trips is a yakuman...
  r10pez10: three concealed triplets seems very difficult
 trainpants: only one I've gotten
zazamost: i'm told by people who are much better than me that if you're going for 7 pairs you might as well go for 4 concealed trips
Oscelot: @Capriox_42 there's actually this japanese candy that's like agar encrusted in sugar, that would be good for it
 Sorator13: I don't think I know that Digimon
 adept_nekomancer: In most cases, winning with a yakuman will instantly end the game because you'll knock one of the other players below zero points.
 Dr_fragenstien: "it's even better than yaku, it's bankai"
 RassilonDND: You've activated my Yakumon, which allows me to draw 3 cards
Capriox_42: @Oscelot oh yeahhh that’d be perfect
Oscelot: lol XD
 Dr_fragenstien: unlimited yaku works
zazamost: but you feel so cool though
 Zaghrog: eh, there are hands that are not yakuman that are really rare. Ryanpeikou, sanshokudoku come to mind
  r10pez10: how much is an ultraman
Oscelot: @Capriox_42 yeah, great to paint on with food dye
 KharadBanar: I thought Huge Yakuman was the guy who plays Wolverine
zazamost: the universe will deign you with another 9 sou
 adept_nekomancer: There's also a "build your own yakuman" option if you can win with 13 or more han (this is very difficult)
 RassilonDND: Yakumon, time to Mega Digivolve into Metal Yakumon
Oscelot: You gonna be ok to get home Wheeler?
 Mai_Andra: "New rule: I get 1,000 poimts."
 Sorator13: so what's the yaku here?
 Gekyouryuu: they updated with a whole bunch of achievements a few months back that granted the tiles and tablecloths based on the 4 sacred beasts (Azure Dragon, Vermilion Phoenix, White Tiger, and Black Tortoise), so you might have gotten those retroactively
 Sorator13: oh, white dragon
 WriterRaven: @RassilonDND instructions unclear, digivolved into Metalblackwaryakumon
zazamost: no one expects the back to back white dragons
 Earthenone: show me a tile with blue eyes
 simplydavemn: Wheeler - Chasing the Dragon.
 adept_nekomancer: The problem is if someone else is also waiting on a pair of white dragons
Oscelot: just putting that out into the universe lol
 Sorator13: 
 adept_nekomancer: They riichi'd with a single wait on a 1000 point hand.  
zazamost: johnny 1 han
Oscelot: Does anyone in chat play this through Crossover?
 RassilonDND: @WriterRaven damnit, alright lets try to Slide Digivolve into Burning Yakumon
Oscelot: Nuuu don't chase the dragon Wheeler! X3
 RassilonDND: if it burns longer than 3 hours, consult a digidoctor
 Makoforte: now you're doing this on purpose
 Zaghrog: @adept_nekomancer well, the shape was not likely to improve and riichi could scare opponents to bail out, giving them to to draw their winning tile
 WriterRaven: @RassilonDND adds 'burning' to the prefix collection
 SlyFrostPaw: then I pay the 1
zazamost: the dragons will appear, trust
 Volus_dude:  
 Gekyouryuu: Angel, I just looked: this tile back is unlocked by the achievement for getting 1st place in 4 player ranked rooms 50 times.
 dustfinger_exe: 
 adept_nekomancer: @Zaghrog Hadn't considered it would be hard to improve... that makes sense.
Oscelot: I think Wheeler's just imagining dragons at that point
  r10pez10: yeah but who got taught by their grandmother
 Sorator13: @Oscelot lol
zazamost: manifest your destiny
 dustfinger_exe:  
 RoastedGravy: Furry town
 Mr_Horrible: it's 11pm, Polite Wheeler's gone home
Oscelot: Yeah you gotta be careful around Furry-town
 omdorastrix: the more you say it yeah, that's what I'm hearing
 adept_nekomancer: Furiten... it's as many as ten furries.
zazamost: scary
 Mr_Horrible: oh they've got the little 8oz cans?
Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer rofl nice
 jibkat: Is Furytown like funkytown?
 Mr_Horrible: those are always so cute, I have to resist getting them
 jibkat: but more fuz?
FurthestChunk: hey y'all how's it going
Oscelot: o/ @FurthestChunk
 Dr_fragenstien: i get the feeling someone else is on green dragons
zazamost: Oof
 RassilonDND: On that note,  This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! SHINING YAKUMON
 Sorator13: rip
 varmintx0: not safe
 pleonasticTautology: OH CHRIST
zazamost: lmao
Oscelot: Uhhhh
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 definenull: Yikes
 jibkat: 0.o
 Makoforte: WHEELER
 WriterRaven: WHOA
 RockPusher: Ah, that's right
 RuiFaleiro: alarm!
 pleonasticTautology: this almost happened last night too
 LupusNoctis: aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahahh
  thingo314: omg
 Gekyouryuu: whoopsie doodle
 pimiento: wheeler, what did you do?!
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, it's the mahjong police!
  r10pez10: lmao
 varmintx0: call 911 again
 Volus_dude: 
Makrosian_Tay: MAWP
Oscelot: You good?
 ghyllnox: What did you do
 omdorastrix: Furry Town Alarm
 SnackPak_: 
 KharadBanar: Siri, call 911
 dustfinger_exe: 
 Dr_fragenstien: did someone set the alarm on?
  mtvcdm: WHEELER
 Sorator13: oh dear, they turned the alarm to Away again.
 Mr_Horrible: ah they did not adjust the alarm, I see
 SlyFrostPaw: Wheeler!!!!
 spethycakes: what?!
 RedAlexxis: Woop Woop
 RockPusher: The alarm system is a silly
 youcantlistentobuttons: WHEELER
 IanAllenBird: wrong setting again
 Elevation4000FT:   
  r10pez10: !clip
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 Dr_fragenstien: it's not wheeler's fault
 Sorator13: They did that lsat night, but G caught it in time
Oscelot: OH NO rofl
 RassilonDND: Did wheeler forget to turn off the alarm
 SnackPak_: my cat did not like that
 Mr_Horrible: whoops
 RocknGrohlNerd: bingo, probably
  r10pez10: finally some real mahjong
 definenull: Are they safe?
 soulessgamer: First he calls 911, then he sets off the alarm.
nyoomgoom: lordy
RhymesWithMoose: Well that was alarming.
shushu2539: that's another way to call 911
 LupusNoctis: how long till the COPS come up
 maliciously_malkavian: Thats the everything okay alarm
 ContingentCat: 
 pimiento:    
 SlyFrostPaw:    
 pleonasticTautology: yeah so last night, someone put the alarm off for AWAY, not STAY, and Graham caught it at the beginning of the stream
 Treble252: Is that what they call coffee in Canada?
Oscelot: roflmao oh no
 dustfinger_exe: 
 pleonasticTautology: so that just happened Again
 RedAlexxis: Self-swat
 jibkat: 
 simplydavemn: Serge had the coffee alarmed.
 RoastedGravy:    
 omdorastrix: That was the furrytown alarm!
 adept_nekomancer: Stay calm everyone, the mahjong police don't have anything on us.
 Mr_Horrible: callbacks under duress,, that's a true professional
 Dr_fragenstien: that was loud for us!
Oscelot: @simplydavemn *snicker*
 IanAllenBird: who needs caffeine
 Mr_Horrible: I think they biffed the setting, again
 themercenary1987: Well its a general multilingual klaxon
 Dr_fragenstien: it was probably just habit
a_lightsnack: what'd I miss
Oscelot: Your head doing okay Angel?
 Gekyouryuu: but yeah, Angel if you missed it, I just looked: this tile back is unlocked by the achievement for getting 1st place in 4 player ranked rooms 50 times.
 jibkat: to be fair, it was funny
 Makoforte: i have a feeling it must do it automatically at this point?
 RockPusher: Graham was saying it is unintuitive
 OtherEdgeworth: DOes WHeeler even need coffee now? I would have htought the adrenaline for setting the alarm of would be all the kick he needed.
 Atarra: to keep things exciting
 Mr_Horrible: Graham was mentioning it happening last night as well, iirc
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AverageBreakableSrirachaNotLikeThis-cRigtqkzm8U5mKZf
 the_lone_bard: They set the alarm BECAUSE the knew you are in there. It was a warning incase you got out.
 Valkryir: adrenaline instead of caffeine
 Tonemanzero: This was a test of the Moonbase Alarm system. If this was a real alarm, all hell would break loose.
 Atarra: alternately, they wanted to give it a good test
  mtvcdm: SO ABOUT THAT COFFEE
 LupusNoctis: you do NOT want the adrenaline crash.
Oscelot: @Tonemanzero *snerk*
 SnackPak_: I bet it doesnt happen to Beej
@articerile: oh
@Smurfomancer: panik
@Xarkana: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Oscelot: @mtvcdm lol
 Earthenone: yeah turning on the sims turns off the alarm
 MaddogM: To keep Wheeler under control?
 simplydavemn: Last night Graham mentioned the settings last night.
RhymesWithMoose: Apparently there's supposed to be a "doors only" setting, which someone got wrong last night too.
 RassilonDND: How else would they keep you awake long enough for SIM LRR
 Mr_Horrible: @SnackPak_ Beej is undetectable by RADAR, SONAR, and infrared
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO HI BEEJ
 Mattmitchell45: How to Trap a Beej
 Volus_dude: alarms will go off until morale improves
Oscelot: Hi Beej o/
 RassilonDND: Wow that Officer sounds alot like beej
 RedAlexxis: Ah, Beej was alarmed
 RockPusher: 
 Sorator13: I was thinking, someone's gonna get a phone call aren't they
 simplydavemn: Subscribe so that we can see SWAT getting Wheeler on Friday!
 Mr_Horrible: "Wait a second *my* name's Ben WAITWAITWAI-"
 Dr_fragenstien: at least we know the system works
 pimiento: wake you up inside?
 RassilonDND: Wake me up, wake me up inside?
Oscelot: *passes all the headache meds to Angel*
 Mr_Horrible: wake you up inside?
  mtvcdm: I'm sure Jordynne will laugh when making the highlight reel
zazamost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeacefulPopularScallionRedCoat-N-3kFE86SmA2Zqly
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlatantCourteousBeeLitFam-CVjmmhT8FUOXc4Gn
 Mattmitchell45: Alarms and Emergency surrounding Wheeler this Subathon
Oscelot: @mtvcdm undoubtedly lol
 rabbitgta: But witch ben?
 alchemistsavant: the bleeping not working at all is getting funnier every time it happens
 Paranundrox: Victoria PD getting a second call from wheeler in one day /s
 Mr_Horrible: commendable frankly
Oscelot: @alchemistsavant yeah XD
 RassilonDND: Coffee with a dash of adrenaline and hearing loss
 SlyFrostPaw: @Mr_Horrible lotta Bens in the LRRmunity
 RockPusher: Beej is calling: he has opinions about washing machines 
 varmintx0: omg
 Tonemanzero: lol
Oscelot: pfff
  mtvcdm: This subathon so far has been something of a masterclass in 'it's live, so *something's* gonna happen'
 IanAllenBird: the passcode to my luggage
 RoastedGravy: 8005?
 RocknGrohlNerd: wait that is MY code
shushu2539: 80085?
 RuiFaleiro: hunter2
 simplydavemn: She gave us a ricchii round.
 ContingentCat: Lol perfect
 pimiento: we definitely didn't hear that, don't change it
 RassilonDND: good cover, no one is going to figure out its 123456
Oscelot: @shushu2539 aka boobs
 adept_nekomancer: Not 8008135?
 Makoforte: nice
 WriterRaven: 80085 for the 80081335.
 Mr_Horrible: damn, only 5 characters, not enough room for 8008135
 Earthenone: wow it sure seems like angel is better at this video game than wheeler 
  r10pez10: this is one of the gas leakiest streams
Oscelot: oh I thought the sunglasses were FOR a headache lol
 rabbitgta: Zoinks
 A_Dub888: I think the term is “aggressive “
 Mattmitchell45: That Lady is dialing 911 on that Mahjong Tile
  r10pez10: nah the sunglasses are a former bit from when they both played mahjong with poker sunglasses on
Oscelot: @r10pez10 ahhh
 Tonemanzero: That's very relatable I do it all the time with PvP games
 Earthenone: i do the same, the pause between ques is really important for mental health
 RassilonDND: Oh hey chat, did Wheeler ever get his 4th mime son?
 simplydavemn: Just so you know, the Motorcycle Cop look worked for you Angel.
 Makoforte: important* mahjong question
 Paranundrox: mood
Oscelot: beer is gross, agreed
 Mr_Horrible: fair game
 WriterRaven: Oh no. The catgirls are cloning...
 Paranundrox: I'm with you on that topic, Angel
 Mr_Horrible: I am personally a huge fan
 RockPusher: I would think trying to eat hot ramen with that amount of cleavage showing would be… frought
 ThorSokar: that's because Beer tastes aweful
 pleonasticTautology: 🤝 we also don't like beer, Angel
Oscelot: @WriterRaven Myaa :3
 alchemistsavant: I love it, but I can understand why people hate it.
 Makoforte: have you heard about how one of the American Mahjong associations has started localizing Mahjong accounts
 RoastedGravy: Nah, these are how Asian usernames work
  r10pez10: +2
 Makoforte: accounts? localizing mahjjong manga
 Makoforte: i can words, really
 Mr_Horrible: moonbase alpha has physically incarnated and made a Mahjong Soul account
Oscelot: Interestingly, I found out recently that the PH of your spit seriously affects your palette
 RassilonDND: lol silly, thats an AI bot playing mahjong, AI AI Oh
 Mr_Horrible: oh, yeah...
 SlyFrostPaw: its System of a Downs secret Majohnng account, IEAIAIO
 RockPusher: Hopped up on Dr. Pepper and dulce de leche
 RoastedGravy: I imagine the other players are looking at you guys like "Who the hell is Papajongs?"
 Sorator13: yeahhh, I don't drink much caffeine anymore
  r10pez10: three dr peppers and angel's outta here
 Makoforte: including, of all things, the getter robo mahjong manga
Oscelot: I drink tea but that's it
TheStarlightWitch: that is a SCARY hand you're cooking up here
 RockPusher: roughly a coffee's worth
Oscelot: it should yeah
 Atarra: it's the sugar-caffiene mix
 Volus_dude: what if they are eeyore from vinnieh the pooh
 LupusNoctis: for years, the majority of my hydration was Diet Coke.
 RassilonDND: @Oscelot fun fact, pH and a stuffy nose can drastically change tastes
DrChillbrain: Clearly you've never had a mountain lightning
 ThorSokar: wasn't Mountain Lightning like 2x the caffeine of Mt. Dew?
NonchalantAvenger: Angel is such a delicate flower
 RockPusher: oh, 26mg is nothing
Oscelot: @RassilonDND fascinating!
 LupusNoctis: now I just take the trucker pills, and flavoured water.
 SlyFrostPaw: @Makoforte the WHATT??? thats a thing??  like, the same Mangaka, or mahjong Mechs??
 simplydavemn: a 12 ounce has 41mg, so the small can would be less.
@fuckorobinson3059: again with the piss
 RassilonDND: So is caffeine the 1st gate of the 5 Loko gates?
 adept_nekomancer: [mahjong context: when you're in "furiten", you can't win off of other player's tiles -- you have to draw the winning tile yourself]
  r10pez10: is there a yaku or am i missing something
 Makoforte: @SlyFrostPaw the original mangaka is dead, i'm pretty sure. but there's SO MANY getter robo mangas. It's called Getter Robo High
Oscelot: @simplydavemn small is 8oz I think?
 the_lone_bard: Meanwhile me over here consuming almost twice the daily maximum for caffeine every day for 3 years...
 kat2kool: I think Canadian pops might have less caffeine than in the US? maybe that’s outdated
Oscelot: Ahh
 Mai_Andra: @ThorSokar "Surge" has more caffeine than Mountain Dew.  Mountain Lightning is just a store brand knock-off.  (Also see: Mountain Holler")
Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer 
 Zaghrog: @r10pez10 riichi is a ayku
 alchemistsavant: Are the dora tiles always the same, or is it randomly chosen at the start of the round?
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 well, riichi is one on its own
Oscelot: rofl
  r10pez10: oh riichi right thanks
 LupusNoctis: For YEARS, Canadian Mtn Dew had ZERO CAFFIENE.   made sad LAN parties
 Sorator13: WHEELER
NonchalantAvenger: he'll b ur caffeine shaman
 ghyllnox: Oh that explains some things
 Earthenone: gotta put mushrooms on papajongs pizza
yobigdogXL: now how much is  a lot
Oscelot: @LupusNoctis aww lol
 RoastedGravy: This really is a Wheeler After Hours stream
 Makoforte: @Makoforte I believe it is robots and mahong?
 IanAllenBird: : O
  r10pez10: can't believe we witnessed when they broke up
 MaddogM: is the alarm going to go off again?
 KharadBanar: with the red five no less
 def_Not_A_Char: She pressed the walk away button
 adept_nekomancer: Riichi will scare the other players off and give more time to draw the winning tile
  r10pez10: holy shit angel
 SlyFrostPaw: @Makoforte i need to check that out!! thanks for the info
 Mattmitchell45: "HELP, my trip sitter keeps singing mahjong songs!"
Oscelot: pushing them out of the tsumo ring
Capriox_42: half a chair stream time?
Oscelot: @Mattmitchell45 XD
 WriterRaven: @Oscelot pffftahahaha'
Oscelot: @WriterRaven 
 Sorator13: It's almost like they're different games 
 RassilonDND: 10 han or riot in majhong
 adept_nekomancer: Turn 2 riichi?  Rude.
 pleonasticTautology: it's a great dynamic imo
 varmintx0: damn, that was fast richi
 RoastedGravy: Gotta crack some eggs to make a Tsumo
zazamost: Angel is a natural Mangan Mary
 Sorator13: yknow what, you're right
 RockPusher: Angel starting down the path of becoming a mahjong grandma who don't give af
 Mai_Andra: almost...
 Mr_Horrible: all games are The Royal Game of Ur
  r10pez10: in magic each player starts on 25000 life
 Makoforte: @SlyFrostPaw the heads up i will give you is that the artist is drill jill and if that name means anything to you, correct, if it doesn't, it means it's a very horny manga
 NotCainNorAbel: they use the same ban list
 KharadBanar: Mahjong: The Gatherong
 Makoforte: wait can you fold in mahjong?
 Mr_Horrible: simultaneously, right?
  r10pez10: "hey beej? yeah. i'm pissin"
 MaddogM: What's the ban list for Mahjong?
 kat2kool: ah so Angel does the equivalent of keeping a greedy one land hand, got it
shushu2539: piss guy
 LupusNoctis: why discard a run?
 Tonemanzero: Wheeler just needs a bathroom buddy
 ThorSokar: he IS the piss guy
 RoastedGravy: Wheeler not beating these piss allegations
 Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 "Yeah... yeah... it's clear, yeah..."
 KharadBanar: @Makoforte You can concentrate on discarding only "safe" tiles that won't lead to people Ron-ing off you
zazamost: play super defensively
NonchalantAvenger: i was low-key hoping for another alarm
Oscelot: ah okay, so you aren't sandbagging at least
 pleonasticTautology: is it possible to play to fuck with the other seats?
 Sorator13: so that hopefully, whoever wins, wins off of a tile someone /else/ discards, so you don't lose any points
 pleonasticTautology: like, discarding stuff they can't do anything with?
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnusualInspiringBaguetteYouWHY-8mG_6oZFctFL-v0F
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology That's what we were doing there, yeah
 Zaghrog: It's definitely a success
 Makoforte: @Makoforte The writer is Bingo Morihashi who wrote DMC2-5 and Dragon's Dogma 1 and 2
 Zaghrog: Considering we're in first place
 Makoforte: @KharadBanar ahaaa
Capriox_42: a furry ten?
 Mattmitchell45: How many nights a week does Wheeler wander off to call Beej?
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 brain fart
 RoastedGravy: You think Papajongs will be become an urban myth to Mahjong Soul players?
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology happens 
 Makoforte: confession all my mahjong experience is in yakuza games
Oscelot: @Makoforte I can tell I'm getting tired, I read that as DSM-5
 00gogo00: well, technically, that latter doesn't always apply
 RockPusher: Good walrus impression
 00gogo00: wait no it does for riichi
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 WriterRaven: Ah, the red vinepire. A rare sight.
Oscelot:  Wheeler
 00gogo00: temporary furiten is a weird rule
  r10pez10: wheeler in the back seat again
 Makoforte: @Oscelot i mean if he wrote the DSM-5 I don't know if thatr would be better or worse
 RassilonDND: i thought it was called a redvine Walrus?
Oscelot: @Makoforte lol
 ThorSokar: hell lean in to it, eat right in to the mic, big chews
  r10pez10: seven pairs
 Mr_Horrible: re: chi
 Zaghrog: @00gogo00 it's mostly to prevent sniping at a specific player
 Makoforte: @Oscelot it would have more cool sword fights though
zazamost: 13 orphans is never impossible
 Mattmitchell45: "I checked 'NO CONVERSATION'!"
Oscelot: @Makoforte I'd be down for that version
  r10pez10: dora pair is nice
NonchalantAvenger: what does sideways mean?
 Mr_Horrible: teammates are famously always chill with each other 
 Zaghrog: 13 orphans is one of the more common yakuman hands
 00gogo00: @NonchalantAvenger sideways shows who it was taken from
zazamost: and then you totally salvaged the hand right
 Mr_Horrible: I appear to have earned a drop
 Sorator13: @NonchalantAvenger It indicates who it was that discarded that tile, because they can't later use that tile to win (unless they draw it themselves)
@OVER-KiLL: Yall WiLD
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Oscelot: I thought that meant it was tapped 
 adept_nekomancer: It marks where in the discards you riichi'd--other players know anything you discard after that is safe.
 Sorator13: sorry, that's for when you've claimed a tile from someone else. the sideways tile in *your* discard is the tile you discarded when you riichi'd, yeah
zazamost: dpmtap the souzu tiles for bamboo mana
 Earthenone: i see a lot of cute avatars, but nothing i would describe as a furry ten yet
 Mattmitchell45: Are there a lot of tile cosmetics?
RhymesWithMoose: I do need to advise that I've reinstalled Mahjong Soul and it's all your fault.
  r10pez10: rip joannes
 Makoforte: half flush potential is my new band name
 Lysander_salamander: Dear lord, I earned the drops.
Oscelot: @RhymesWithMoose RIP
shushu2539: with piss guy we always have flush potential
NonchalantAvenger: 'this country' lol
 00gogo00: I did the same
zazamost: too bad for you angel & wheeler I *already* had MahjongSoul installed
  r10pez10: there's aotenjo which is kind of like mahjong balatro, it's ... fine
 RassilonDND: Mei Guo
Oscelot: @r10pez10 Oooo hmmm
 simplydavemn: Half the terms seem to be potentially Furry Sex-time descriptions.
 Mattmitchell45: What a damning thing to say
 Paranundrox: Balatro is great
 Mr_Horrible: 100%? Goddamn
 Earthenone: 87% is Noy an a for americans
  r10pez10: i have a couple friends who have completion++ and i'm like ... how
 Paranundrox: I've 100% on PC and am working slowly on it on mobile
 RassilonDND: and winner!
 Sorator13: I like that it gives you the option to /not/ Ron
zazamost: have you seen that other mahjong game? it's called like "demon mahjong" and it creates new yakus
 RassilonDND: Winner winner Bento Dinner!
  r10pez10: demon mahjong huh
 Ktolos: Have you checked out the Coin pusher Balatro Raccoin?
  r10pez10: is it evil
Oscelot: as an american: fair
 insanecat6mtg: Ooh, Mahjong Soul. Glad I tuned back in for this.
 alchemistsavant: I love the dog
  r10pez10: did they really put a management sim in this
zazamost: dang, you know wheeler is invested in this game. he's doing event dailies
 RoastedGravy: Princess Kaguya
DrChillbrain: Is this like that game wheeler played where he only sold plushies
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 Only temporarily. But yes.
 simplydavemn: I'm mad that I can't get offened about American educaion.
Oscelot: @simplydavemn yeah
  r10pez10: why does this demonic mahjong game also have anime booba
 Mattmitchell45: We need to get back to Trading Card Shop Sim some time
  r10pez10: different game lol
Capriox_42: i have been freed from cat I can now go make food
  r10pez10: literally called 'demonic mahjong'
 Mr_Horrible: oh, lol
 ContingentCat: Why wouldn't it?
 Mr_Horrible: well, likely for the same reason that *this* mahjong game does
Oscelot: @Mattmitchell45 oh yeah they went to 1.0 recently didn't they? I should see if I can play again soon
DrChillbrain: Papa's Mahjongia
  r10pez10: "i'd prefer it if you played this management sim" [proceeds to backseat]
Oscelot: rofl
shushu2539: capitalism is hard
 Mattmitchell45: Demonic Mahjong has 3D animated booba
zazamost: closed
Summerlithi: We need to sub so LRR can buy better mice
 RassilonDND: 2 han
 adept_nekomancer: [it's 2 either way]
ikinoktace: Closed is not a han
 Sorator13: 
 Earthenone: yes
DrChillbrain: Shandalar dungeon quiz
Genie_M: "I like to play with my identical twins"
  r10pez10: shandalar as a management sim would be funny
@OVER-KiLL: Angel drunk on generic mountain dew and scones
 Zaghrog: fully concealed trips is a yakuman, so you don't need to count toitoi
 RoastedGravy: So is this like a maid cafe but for mahjong?
  r10pez10: exhibition match is cool
 Earthenone: show me in the rules where astral projection is outlawed
 SlyFrostPaw: I thought those tile hats were like... toast, just walkin around with a giannt slice of toast head
 RoastedGravy: This is a hunch
 RoastedGravy: But I'm pretty sure this was made for mobile
 RassilonDND: time to refresh the duct tape?
Oscelot: @RoastedGravy afaik yes
  r10pez10: dark witch ARG
 Mattmitchell45:  
zazamost: but watermelon
 Sorator13: I misread "doodling" as "drooling"
 definenull: Watermelon....
Oscelot: you could just call me Angel
 RoastedGravy: "Please stop drawing penises on the mahjong tiles."
 Mr_Horrible: phase 10, classic coffee table game
 KharadBanar: @Sorator13 understandable with the style of this game
 Mr_Horrible: @RoastedGravy maybe they should stop being dicks to me then! 
  r10pez10: the adrenaline from the alarm wore off
shushu2539: just hide the bunny
  r10pez10: to cool you down, presumably
 DigitalSeahorse: what code does login want?  this is my first time trying to get an account with the game
shushu2539: @r10pez10 exactly
zazamost: what is your hand, omg
 RoastedGravy: @DigitalSeahorse What are you logging in with?
 Makoforte: i too would be why are two tiles facing up in a closed kan?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ToughAntediluvianHedgehogUnSane-DSfX7XbruLeyrtUh
zazamost: wild
 adept_nekomancer: [mahjong context: at a real physical table you'd have to show what four matching tiles you took, as Angel said]
zazamost: absolute power move, riichi'ing and then leaning back
 DigitalSeahorse: I should have rinsed these chickpeas before adding sauce
 RassilonDND: you show them the same 2 tiles twice, for an ultimate slight of hand
 Sorator13: "closed" meaning "I had 3 of a kind already without claiming a tile from anyone else, I just claimed the 4th that someone discarded"
  r10pez10: is "no greens" a hand
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse oh nooooo
 RoastedGravy: @r10pez10 Ah, the carnivore hand
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 I don't think so, but I think /all/ greens is a hand?
 DigitalSeahorse: @Oscelot it's a bit gooier than I like them to be but still edible
 adept_nekomancer: @Sorator13 All greens is one of the rarer yakuman hands, in fact.
 00gogo00: wait what's the other closed kan?
 DigitalSeahorse: also probably more sodium covered
FurthestChunk: @Sorator13 smdh at this game in the pocket of Big Vegetable
 Sorator13: I overexplain so much
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse good good
zazamost: are there any mahjong clubs in victoria?
 RassilonDND:  i wish i had a mahjong club nearby
 Sorator13: (there is a riichi mahjong thread in the lrr discord!)
 Makoforte: look, you guys have me wanting to play fucking crokinole and my ass lives in australia
  r10pez10: mahjong by mail when
zazamost: oh dang, rip. sorry. i'm spoiled for choice by not 1 but 2 local riichi jong clubs irl in my area
 Mattmitchell45: Most of the people I run into are doing Hong Kong or the US Military style
 poipal: Does the downtown Vic club not play Riichi?
FurthestChunk: I have friends that play mahjong but they don't play riichi
TwoApplesOrMore: I have never understood Mahjong, and I don't think I'll ever able to lmao
Summerlithi: Next convention LRR is at they should run a Learn to Play Mahjong table.
 00gogo00: what _is_ that
 Mai_Andra: "Nobody blocks five times in a row..."
 Makoforte: riichi mahong seems easier to find than crokinole tbh
  r10pez10: there can't be that many books written on mahjong theory
afrobard: hey I just learned that from Riichi Book 1
  r10pez10: it definitely doesn't change depending on which tile is revealed next
 pleonasticTautology: I have a partner and a bunch of friends that play but our schedules so rarely line up so I have a hard time retaining 
 definenull: Oh so that's called 5 block theory
zazamost: that helps, thanks
 DigitalSeahorse: good grief why is this EULA in such small print?  it's 9, even more smol than business card minimum font size
 Earthenone: but i thought you DIDENT pay 70$ to block
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse yikes
 Earthenone: not a block chain?
bi0buster: Never a block chain.
 Mattmitchell45: Have you tried Marvel Tokon at all?
 Sorator13: so what did picking that up get you, then?
 simplydavemn: Not really knowing Majjong I will say it reminds me a lot of overhearing teens speaking in slang.
bi0buster: I should get back into fighting games...
  r10pez10: tenpai notice me is this anything
zazamost: just get a 5
 brunothepig: @Sorator13 If he can get 1,2,3 of each suit it's extra points
bi0buster: Heart of the tiles.
 Sorator13: @brunothepig ahh
Oscelot: @r10pez10 got a laugh out of me at least
zazamost: johnny 1 han....
zazamost: get it with those 2's
afrobard: there should be punishment for calling a <2000pt win
  r10pez10: the other players make fun of you
 DigitalSeahorse: for crying out loud, this site has no account creation instructions, is "enter the code" a mistranslation of "password"?
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse Must be?
Kamoosta: kan for the kan-tent
 WriterRaven: Star Jong II: The Wrath of Kan
FurthestChunk: @DigitalSeahorse it sends you a code by email
 DigitalSeahorse: it doesn't say register anywhere
zazamost: ooh
 OtherEdgeworth: Why can't Wheeler kan? I thought he needed to take more risks?
RhymesWithMoose: It's just an extremely weird user flow.
afrobard: they don't do passwords, they do OTP
 DigitalSeahorse: not yet I haven't
Oscelot: toss me the link?
 RoastedGravy: KAAAAAAAAAAN!
zazamost: less points 
zazamost: we max greed
 Sorator13: what is under the sea/river?
 DigitalSeahorse: I've turned off my dark mode app, maybe I need to use chrome
 alchemistsavant: She hit you with the 24k gold bar, dang.
 Sorator13: ahh
zazamost: NO
 simplydavemn: (Shatner voice): Kan!!!!
 RoastedGravy: Wheeler, you keep jinxing it
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse ohhh yeah, dark mode unfortunately does do that some times x.x
zazamost: valiant but rip o7
 Zaghrog: @Sorator13 Winning off the last tile or the discard of the final turn
 pleonasticTautology: okay I finally did my shot for the week
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology yay!
zazamost: you chase a high that lasts for 20 seconds while eating garbage for hours
Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology good good
Oscelot: good time for a meds reminder for chat
  r10pez10: my friend was like that with online poker
Capriox_42: chase the dragon for kisses?
 Earthenone: someone in chat said it was 50 first place 4 person tables
  r10pez10: he copes
  r10pez10: is the hand really called big dragons
 00gogo00: yes
 jibkat: Copium
 OtherEdgeworth: Thank you for the explanation Angle, it was very useful. I've only played non-Riichi Mahjong very casually (we don't even score) with friends, because we're often introducing new people to the basics.
 00gogo00: the other hand is little dragons
  r10pez10: that seems rare
Oscelot: discards tiles?
 Zaghrog: correct
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 look, there's a hand called Under the Sea; this is a game that is very extra
zazamost: so rare it's a yaku 
 RassilonDND: would you guys get one of those automated mahjong tables?
FurthestChunk: Now Bond, we've made a mahjong tile...
  r10pez10: this is like looking at the combinations for moves on the street fighter machine
 Sorator13: screenshot on second monitor or print the common yakus, yeah
zazamost: you could have a pdf yaku cheat sheet on 2nd screen up
 00gogo00: there's like 3 or 4 you need to know
 RoastedGravy: See, I just wing it
 00gogo00: and another couple you can get away with half-remembering
 jibkat: When is it time to get one of those automatic shuffle tables?
 poipal: I struggle more with the han, I've been playing for years and I still don't have a handle on the scoring
zazamost: super duper yaku
  r10pez10: is yaku high like degrassi
 poipal: I keep thinking I do and then getting tripped up by stuff like dora 
shushu2539: get high and see dragons, got it
 00gogo00: I always forget that Pure Double Sequence is closed only
 00gogo00: and then I mess it up
 Sorator13: well, there's a few that are a bit odd/out there, but your explanation on a previous stream of "it's just kids trying to one-up each other on the playground" stuck well with me (for stuff like "all greens")
TheStarlightWitch: blessing of heaven/earth is winning on first draw, yeah
 RoastedGravy: Would you say it was a
 RoastedGravy: Han solo
 Sorator13: @RoastedGravy booooo
Kamoosta: i love pure double sequence. perfect for a hidden tenpai.
zazamost: nice blocking
 RassilonDND: oh its a pet deck, its called Slivers
 poipal: My Card Is Better Than Your Card but make it mahjong
 trainpants: I'm all about pinfu
 Mr_Horrible: petition to rename all RDW lists to "The Cultural Revolution"
 Mr_Horrible: and/or "Great Leap Forward"
  r10pez10: i thought ben's fave was TANYO
 KharadBanar: @Mr_Horrible Great Leap Forward is when you win with Goblin Grenade
 poipal: green dragon is technically my fave because it was the first high-scoring yaku I ever landed, but all pairs and all trips are good when I'm lazy 
 Phailhammer: I need to force a full flush sometimes when I have too much fibre.
 Sorator13: @Phailhammer sometimes you gotta purge the shaft (to reference something from last segment)
 dustfinger_exe: Terminal means 1s or 9s?
 Sorator13: @dustfinger_exe yep
afrobard: I've gotten every yakuman except all green
 Phailhammer: @Sorator13 Need to be careful with that; could damage the cylinder.
 Mr_Horrible: your honor I was holding that other dragon for a friend
 Sorator13: @Phailhammer the cylinder must remain unharmed
 dustfinger_exe: People are also luck sacks
  r10pez10: get iframed
 jonnykefka: oh we're doing gold now
 Sorator13: been doing gold all stream!
 WriterRaven: E G G
zazamost: keep the red 5, as a treat
  r10pez10: i love these streams
  r10pez10: narrator: the threes were in the dead wall
Capriox_42: the cat paw takes me off guard every time
 Sorator13: you'll also get the half flush, though, right?
 Sorator13: rip
zazamost: oof
emitationkrab: i understand absolutly nothing about mahjong but im so entertained
  r10pez10: seven pairs
 SlyFrostPaw: @emitationkrab same. all I know about Mahjong is that automatic mahjong tables are super cool
TwoApplesOrMore: @emitationkrab I am still not sure this isn't entirely made up
@EmitationKrab: i need her to maj on my jong
FurthestChunk: Get it twisted, all games are made up
zazamost: they're cool as hell
 KharadBanar: @TwoApplesOrMore every game is made up
 Sorator13: they are alarmingly expensive, unfortunately
 kalira77: Tbf all games are made up
TwoApplesOrMore: @KharadBanar I don't need these truthbombs this early on the day lmao
 SlyFrostPaw: yeah id imagine theyd be pricy
zazamost: it's such a huge freaking flex to have an auto jong amos shuffling table
zazamost: ooh
zazamost: give the boy some points
 trainpants: whats the additional han?
 Sorator13: @trainpants East dragons
FurthestChunk: so beej can call 911?
 NotCainNorAbel: good night all, thanks for the tile fun
 Sorator13: er, east winds
 Sorator13: @NotCainNorAbel night!
zazamost: east side dragons
 Sorator13: look, I'm also sleepy 
FurthestChunk: green wind
  r10pez10: south game when
zazamost: nice, ggez
 IanAllenBird: lotta tsumo tonight
 Sorator13: niiice
n_mandrag: I am familiar with raising, calling and staying... but "I call Beej!" must be a new term 
 Jethrain: to be fair the east looks more like a dragon than the white dragon
  r10pez10: +0
 malsareus: or the coffee is waiting for just the right moment
FurthestChunk: -2
zazamost: hey as an asian man i laughed wheeler, i support u
 kat2kool: same, thanks adhd
 youcantlistentobuttons: Me when it's an all E-Honda ladder
shushu2539: why not ponding? you'd have got three nines
 Sorator13: @shushu2539 then what's our yaku?
FurthestChunk: wheeler's too busy imagining all the riichi
 Makoforte: why has the music suddenly become a remix of the drowning music
 Mr_Horrible: this sounds more like megaman
 Mr_Horrible: oh, the riichi stick, idk
 Sorator13: @Makoforte North player declared riichi, so they get to play their special music
 poipal: I'm starting to feel like the main reason I'm still in the silver rooms is my completely inability to commit to folding or closed hands
 Makoforte: @Sorator13 oh they each have music
 Atarra: the 4kids dub was awful but like my first anime. the theme goes hard tho
 Sorator13: @Makoforte you /can/, it's one of the cosmetics available
 poipal: @Makoforte You can randomize music from your collection too
 the_lone_bard: Fire, earth, wind, water, heart.
Oscelot: @the_lone_bard captain planet? lol
 RassilonDND: Earth, fire, wind, water, Heart
 poipal: Pokemon rap from memory: Basic brain. Card Captor OP from memory: Galaxy brain.
 00gogo00: what on earth is this
myrhii: wind, rain, shadow, wood, sword, thunder, power, sleep!
myrhii: god what a blast from the past
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Hydogen, Carbon, Nitrogen Oxygen, Phosphorus
 Sorator13: that is a heck of a "no and"
 asddsa28: yup it got me
Oscelot: lol
 dustfinger_exe: Antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
n_mandrag: also 40s weebs
 RockPusher:  at whatever kids dub you have the theme for in your head
 Mr_Horrible: very long folks
 poipal: Mid 30s? That's optimistic
 RockPusher loads up Catch You Catch Me
 pleonasticTautology: Wheeler IIRC I'm *older than you*
 Makoforte: But also started out making Jojo's BL Doujin
Oscelot: same Angel
 HedWund: nothing wrong with CLAMP collective
 Mr_Horrible: I should rewatch xxxHolic, it's been forever
Oscelot: rofl
 jonnykefka: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's a CLAMP manga
 Sorator13: WOW
 SnackPak_: gottem
MungoDude: 2040s weebs
 the_lone_bard: 1940's weebs be like: For the empire!
 kat2kool: honestly a Wheeler cardcaptor sakura asmr would be laser targeted at me
 Makoforte: but yes CLAMP are known for characters with very long legs
 asddsa28: they started off being jojo fainfics best thing about clamp
afrobard: gross I didn't realize I was in the presence of people who practice good hygiene
 malsareus: the weeb clans?
Oscelot: on it @varmintx0
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RudeRacyPieNononoCat-KGgMFS2OzlN3Jr-p
 RockPusher: Did I miss anime chat while showering?
Oscelot: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SleepyEagerCarrotBatChest-ApOw00UuoKN7wJgc
MungoDude: oh subtitling groups, I thought you meant subgroups as in groups within groups
 Sorator13: @RockPusher some card captor sakura discussion, but mostly no
 RockPusher hands in his fake weeb card
 Dr_fragenstien: angel is certainly acting like the straight man
MungoDude: reading the joke explains the joke
 kat2kool: depends on the series, some clamp series are all ribbons and others are all noodles but all of them will lure you in with cuteness and then destroy you emotionally once you’re invested
 pleonasticTautology: I showered *this morning*
 Mr_Horrible: that's not "Grains of Truth", that's "Truth About Grains"!
 the_lone_bard: I thought north american humour was just screaming everything and making faces at the camera.
 Sorator13: she was a soccer boy, he was a skater girl, could I make it any more obvious
Oscelot: rofl oh no
 kat2kool: @the_lone_bard and farts
 RockPusher: The library at a school I worked at had Chobits and I had to point out it was one of the rare actually age-rated books in the country 
 simplydavemn: He was a Soccer Boy, stuffed in a locker boy, but he wasn't good enough for her...
Oscelot: well that brainworm is in my head now, thanks Wheeler XP
 Sorator13: @simplydavemn 
Oscelot: rofl
zazamost: i wanna mangan like that
Oscelot: @simplydavemn lol
 RockPusher: So they just gave it to me, it's on the shelf over there <-
 TXC2: Morning Everybody
@bilfred89: Hey! I’m that demographic!
@pitangawang: Long limbs and long series. That’s CLAMP bby
@Arduran: I miss all the fansub groups
 adept_nekomancer: Of course there's an Akagi avatar in this.
 Sorator13: morning txc2!
 TXC2: hi Sorator13
 the_lone_bard: @RockPusher I have no idea why but someone burned chobits to a dvd for me as my first ever anime... And then the same person proceeded to burn me cowboy bebop, trigun, mahoramatic and a whole bunch of others. 50/50 split between anime boobs and classic anime XD
 the_lone_bard: I was like, 12 or 13.
 TXC2: so chat, anyone else wake up with a dear in their back yard? 
 kat2kool: @the_lone_bard chobits is a real choice for an intro anime wow
 TXC2: *deer
 Sorator13: It would be pretty difficult for a deer to get into my back yard, here in the city!
Oscelot: @TXC2 my dear was gathering their stuff to go to work
Oscelot: @Sorator13 oh don't put it past them
 Dmc3628: lord Akagi high scoring hand is winds yakuman good grief
 brunothepig: It's so he can't feel them
 TXC2: Oscelot  good for them
zazamost: you can mark tiles with cheetoh dust, fyi
 the_lone_bard: @kat2kool I loved it, I'm debating re-watching it sometime soon but am scared of what I'll think with a 2026 34 year olds brain as opposed to a mid 2000s 13 year olds XD
Oscelot: @TXC2 hehe
Oscelot: @Sorator13 We had deer in downtown spokane by the hospital all the time
 RockPusher: TXC2 that would be quite surprising. Not least of which I don't have a back yard 
Oscelot: Oh dear
 TXC2: RockPusher  fair
 Dmc3628: Wheeler proving he can survive house Dimitrescu
Oscelot: Angel's BP: Nope
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: O- is universal donor
 Makoforte: 'go get bled'
Oscelot: You're probably not universal then if you're not super-rare
Oscelot: at a guess
Oscelot: Ow XD
 the_lone_bard: I have A blood type... I can't remember if it's universal donor or receiver.
 Mr_Horrible: you are not right, as it turns out
 Makoforte: booooooooooo
nyoomgoom: could be universal recipient
FurthestChunk: -2
 adept_nekomancer: AB+ is the one that can accept any type of blood
 simplydavemn: Hank Hill Vampire?
 Sorator13: @the_lone_bard universal receiver is AB+
 Sorator13: universal donor is O-
 Sorator13: I am.... B-, I think? forget if it's - or +
Oscelot: I've never been tested, they don't test it unless you have to recieve a transfusion here because the consequences of getting it wrong are too high
MungoDude: I have A+, I can take anything that isn't B or AB
 Statist42: good morning friends 
 Mr_Horrible: I'm O, can't remember if it's - or +
Oscelot: meownin' @Statist42
   Fugi: Never give up, never fold
 Mr_Horrible: whichever's more common
 TXC2: hello Statist42  welcome
Oscelot: Hey Fugi o/
FurthestChunk: new bit: guy who blood dopes but he just plays mahjong
 Sorator13: I should look that up and put it on my in case of emergency sheet
 the_lone_bard: @Sorator13 Yeah one of those two XD I'd have to ask a family member I haven't spoken  to in 15 years to figure it out and I wouldn't trust she isn't deliberately lieing anyway XD
 TXC2: Hi Fugi
Oscelot: Holy crap that man's chin
 Mr_Horrible: oh I should've expected Kaiji skins in this game
 Mr_Horrible: dunno why I didn't
 Makoforte: there should be more pointy characters
 TXC2: this man's chin could penetrate a tank's armour 
Oscelot: It's like he's a bird. I feel like he's going to peck my eyes out with his chin
 insanecat6mtg: I know I'm an O based on my parents, but can't remember if I'm definitely - or not.
 simplydavemn: They should add Kaiju to the game - Imagine beating Godzilla!
 Makoforte: he's like a guy who ends up in suffering gambling hell that's all i know
 Shurtal: Kaiji, the panic attack simulator
 KharadBanar: Pears!
   Fugi: I love Ben's optimism
 KharadBanar: we do have a lot of safe discarding fodder
FurthestChunk: man got handed dirt whilst everyone else at the table has a .44 magnum
@fuckorobinson3059: lrr blood drive
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse did you manage to figure out the login thing?
 StarShock2002: 100
  r10pez10: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:10 AM
Oscelot: I just realized your title is Soul Contractor which is... vaguely threatening lol
 MaddogM: less than 3 hours?
Oscelot: Ahh hehe
 simplydavemn: I swear that I was hearing FPS slang mixed in, and that Wheeler was talking about P'own'n them like n00b$.
afrobard: is Winning Streak the only f2p title
 Sorator13: @simplydavemn 
Oscelot: @simplydavemn *snerk*
 adept_nekomancer: Wow, that hand is... not great
 Sorator13: yeah, this looks rough
 the_lone_bard: I can't count the amount of times I was competing for 1st/2nd with people when suddenly multiple people would get 1 turn tsumo's...
 KharadBanar: Is Beej ever in early in the morning?
shushu2539: so you can build a yaku with those 7,8,9?
Oscelot: he's not scheduled until 16:00 for on-screen at least
   Fugi: (draws another tile) this hand is great
TheStarlightWitch: @afrobard there's a lot of titles for various achievements but they're mostly very grindy or very difficult to get like winning with every yaku
FurthestChunk: no music? damn they have spent negative money on this game
 Laurence72: To the tune of the song from Frozen... "Do you want to build a Yaku?"
 00gogo00: winning with every yaku sounds insane
Oscelot: @Laurence72 or maybe tsumo for the day?
 the_lone_bard: A good anti-joke, is it Benjamin Wheeler?
 adept_nekomancer: Winning with all the non-yakuman yaku perhaps.
 Dmc3628: i mean heaven/earth is insanity
 Sorator13: eh, it's like any other collection quest
 adept_nekomancer: But there's things like pure outside hand which are not yakuman but also really, really hard to do.
 TXC2: cheevo hunting is normal behaviour I will not hear this slander 
Oscelot: The market is crap right now too
 Strebenherz: i mean i had a friend who was unemployed and shiny hunting soooo
   Fugi: Relatable
Oscelot: I hope you find someone soon, Angel
 Mr_Horrible: ze market, eet is rough
 kat2kool: it’s so true
TheStarlightWitch: For the non-yakuman Yaku I think I'm only missing 3 kans and robbing a kan
 Strebenherz: it's not useful for all the things it's being pushed for
 Mr_Horrible: "hmm, we think we can get someone more desperate with less self-respect"
 Pywodwagon: This was a while ago, but I was playing a game, but the only automatic mahjong table I've ever seen was when the elevator going to the shinjuku hareruya opened on the maid cafe mahjong parlor
n_mandrag: "Its way to bussing expensive if you look at the bill and the output it generates"
 pleonasticTautology: KEXP is hiring a system engineer IIRC? do you want the link to that Angel
 the_lone_bard: Just stretch the truth. "I use ChatGPT all the time." (Under your breath) "As a replacement for google search."
   Fugi: Sorry we're only hiring in the Tokyo location, are you open to relocation?
Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology Ooo!
 Shragon: i mean... if we were hiring i would definitly reach out, we need more good staff SW engineers
 Dmc3628: survive the Kukoshi first
 Wharg_: I thought I was doing okay at mahjong since I learned to play a little in one of the yakuza games last week. I am completely lost. time to get practicing.
 Mr_Horrible: "Local Canadian asked to leave country"
Oscelot: what's the one that says Wh?
 Atarra: Wheeler being ridiculously wholesome, getting distracted from game by trying to get a friend hired
 CobaltShuriken: with the half suji trap as well
 Dmc3628: white dragon
 TXC2: gotta learn the Japanese for "the fuck is that yaku?"
FurthestChunk: @Oscelot white dragon
zazamost: are there other mtg folk outside the moonbase that play jong
 Atarra: he must be very tired
DrChillbrain: Madam Sabotage kind of sounds like Adam Savidan
Oscelot: Tyty
 Dmc3628: it's just a blank white tile in most sets
 pleonasticTautology: Angel I DMed you a link to the KEXP job listing via Bluesky
DrChillbrain: Food for thought
 dustfinger_exe: Nani the fuck is this??
Capriox_42: can we kiss the dragon?
 KharadBanar: all of the numbers and letters aren't "really" on the tiles, they're like subtitles
Oscelot: Yeeeah
 Mr_Horrible: "you'll be too good at this and want too much money"
 DigitalSeahorse: wtf, I've got an account now but the button to link accounts leads me to a login screen that doesn't contain either steam or twitch and when I enter the email it tells me hi at the top but it says character not found in the middle
 alchemistsavant: I will never understand how someone can be "too experienced" for a job.
Oscelot: "You're going to want to actually be paid as much as you're worth"
 CobaltShuriken: RIP
 Sorator13: being overqualified is dumb and I hate it
 Atarra: god that feels like such a backhanded compliment when they're like "you're too experienced for this job"
   Fugi: F
Oscelot: @alchemistsavant it's literally just that they know what they're worth
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FurthestChunk: most valid crash out
 TXC2: Devastating
 silent_sol: Back to the shadow zone
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse what on earth
 00gogo00: how do you get better at figuring out what other people are going for
 Sorator13: @alchemistsavant the idea is that you'll likely wind up taking a better paying job that actually requires your experience sooner rather than later, so it's a waste of time to hire you for a lower position
 Sorator13: but it's really annoying, yeah
   Fugi: All honors lets gooo
a_lightsnack: no fun allowed
 adept_nekomancer: @00gogo00 Their discards can give you some hints.  If someone declares riichi, the tile they riichi on is often close to the one they need.
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Sorator13: KAN-sider yourself!
 dustfinger_exe: Its a hard kon life for us
afrobard: when I have a great start for orphans someone kans a terminal
 RockPusher: That is a pretty shit Annie with songs from Oliver! 
Oscelot: Kan-sider yourself, pon'd!
Oscelot: rofl
 CobaltShuriken: call this a public restroom the way the flush wasn't considered
 Sorator13: I have never seen Annie or Oliver
Oscelot: @CobaltShuriken waaaaow lol
 Dr_fragenstien: @CobaltShuriken lol that got a chuckle out of me
a_lightsnack: again?
 Mr_Horrible: that sounds like an elementary school production,, yeah
 Atarra: again?
 Wharg_: little orphan anime up in here.
 SnackPak_: they deserve it 
a_lightsnack: oooh OPTCG let's hear the drama
 Dr_fragenstien: ew
  thingo314: oh no
 Sorator13: yikes
 Makoforte: that's
 the_lone_bard: Again? That implies they ever stopped.
 RockPusher: Annie gets a pass for royally pissing off the original cartoonist with it's socialism is good actually message
Oscelot: Uhoh
 Dr_fragenstien: weebs...
 Sorator13: WOAH
 lady_olynder: so they are worse than the creator?
 Makoforte: bleaker than i expected this story to go
a_lightsnack: oh that's a mangan
Oscelot: I love her hair
 Pywodwagon: shes legally wearing clothes I guess
 Sorator13: that was far more side-boob than I was expecting
 CobaltShuriken: @Pywodwagon allegedly
 00gogo00: was this wheeler's stream the other day
 00gogo00: or thhe subathon
 Mr_Horrible: your father... took you into the city?
a_lightsnack: i mean. yeah basically
 Mr_Horrible: that *is* the common usage these days
zazamost: will umamusume appear on "is that your card"?
 Makoforte: i mean that's not basically an umamusume?
 Sorator13: oh, I'm sure there's a lot more
Oscelot: lol
 CobaltShuriken: the suggestion of a nipple
a_lightsnack: yeah yuan xiao, panda girl
Oscelot: "oh this is so bad you gotta see it"
 TXC2: must you? must you show chat? 
 Pywodwagon: how many Miss Fortune skins do you own again
 Mr_Horrible: @zazamost I think if Wheeler tried for those cards he would genuinely go insane
 Sorator13: @Pywodwagon 
 Earthenone: goonsona?
 Sorator13: impulses?
 CobaltShuriken: Goonernatorial
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 silent_sol: Umamusume IS a card game
DrChillbrain: guber burger like with peanut butter
Oscelot: pfff
 Mr_Horrible: goonernatorial erection
 trainpants: I had to turn off a couple loading screens because they're just egregious
 Mr_Horrible: done
 TXC2: the Goon-vanator
 Dr_fragenstien: you can both recognize when something is ridiculous and also enjoy it
 adept_nekomancer: I mean, some of us seem to live under a goonverment...
 Strebenherz: acknowledge the part of you that wants to see boobs, while respecting women more than the one piece players
Oscelot: @Dr_fragenstien ye
a_lightsnack: MF also has like 25 skins, 6 isn't even that bad
Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer struth ;_;
 the_lone_bard: Redheaded pirate captain with biiiiig..... guns.
 Dr_fragenstien: her passive is literally sexy strut
 RockPusher: Like with so many things, the anime tiddie business model seems to work in spite of our exhasperation
zazamost: hopes and dreams
 the_lone_bard: Anyone else remember when, referring to MF specifically, someone from Riot said "Actually it's just the way the client renders models that means all our female characters HAVE to have large breasts."
 CobaltShuriken: nah, look at her original character art. Her waist was a coffee straw width
 TXC2: turns out people like big tiddies
 Makoforte: @RockPusher the thing is, lots of people are horny. and it's not wrong to be horny. it is wrong to inflict your horniness upon others without their consent.
 Mr_Horrible: many people of all stripes like to look at pinups. Such is the way of things
a_lightsnack: wtf again
 Sorator13: @the_lone_bard *deep sigh* yeahhhhh
Oscelot: inflicted horniness
 CobaltShuriken: i love being second by default
 alchemistsavant: She is deleting you, dang
 Dmc3628: this horse girl trompling over the table
 silent_sol: Horse so good at gambling
 Makoforte: and also like. be honest about your horniness. don't be a fucking coward.
 Sorator13: I like how you're firmly in 2nd, because you have won zero points but also lost none
 Mr_Horrible: I think this horse girl is kicking you in the back of the head
 Dr_fragenstien: but also a time and a place
 Makoforte: yeah
mrverbal: performiness
zazamost: sure
kirbyrocks: pop off king
 Makoforte: please
 Dr_fragenstien: nice
 Makoforte: see that's fully legit
a_lightsnack: wait what? where, how
 adept_nekomancer: physics (optional)
 Dr_fragenstien: 
 Makoforte: yeah
 simplydavemn: Horniness is ok, but pushing your thirst in a group that isn't into it is gross.
 simplydavemn: Read the horny room.
 poipal: Also not fun when it's a level of constant inescapable background radiation
 Dr_fragenstien: preach
Oscelot: Yeah that's so weird
 silent_sol: Dont you mean feet?
Oscelot: @poipal YEAH
Oscelot: rofl
 adept_nekomancer: "It's not okay to like this curvy part, only this other curvy part"
Oscelot: Wheeler is too spirited
a_lightsnack: also dealer giga tenpai with a flush hand
 Strebenherz: that sounds like off brand diet justification
 Makoforte: tbh there's also just a whole bunch of like. hyperprudishness popping up that i find kinda messed up.
 Mr_Horrible: damn, bro was so woke he biffed the hand. We salute your sacrifice
n_mandrag: OUCH. My body just CRAMPED UP in Cringe from that... my poor old back can not take that....
 Pywodwagon: oh you should teach lrr the top 5
 MaddogM: distracted by ranting
a_lightsnack: uh oh
Oscelot: yeaaah not wrong
 Paranundrox: that twitter post is undefeated: "I don't think you should talk about women that way"
 Ehrin_CB: I'm not like the other gooners, I like calves
 Makoforte: my general stance is 'as long as you aren't harming anyone else, and everyone involved is consenting', then it's fine
Oscelot: @Makoforte ye
Oscelot: Hear hear wheeler
 Makoforte: also true
 Dr_fragenstien: there is certainly a bunch of stuff that people talk about out loud because they think it's funny, basically "this shit's weird but if everyone laughs then I can pass it off as a joke"
 the_lone_bard: "Yeah I'm into kink, one time I used partial restraints." "Yeah really? Me too, this one time-" *User was preemptively banned for this message*
Oscelot: @the_lone_bard lol
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FurthestChunk: wokejong...
 TXC2: Mahjong? it's ourjong comrade
Rustymagus: Watching this and knowing nothing about Mahjong is like listening to a language I half-understand 
 Makoforte: time and place, basically
n_mandrag: Its quite late for them - so it might turn into asleepjong
 CobaltShuriken: 2 man? sounds like my perfect friday night 
Oscelot: alright friends, I must away. Got a ton of sewing done during this though. Thanks for the fun evening 
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 Mr_Horrible: @n_mandrag now are they more ron-shoo or riichi-mimimi
 Sorator13: @Oscelot have a good night!
 TXC2: so long Oscelot  stay safe
Oscelot: Thanks @Sorator13 , @TXC2 Will do on both counts 
Bloodrush192: ugh such baby hands
n_mandrag: XD
Oscelot: *snerk*
 Tantusar: East 2 3: The Second Sequel to East 2
 Dmc3628: we are going to luigi baby win by doing nothing
 poipal: Also late, but Angel, if we know a relevant job opening in town would you want details/a word put in?
 TXC2: "I'm not complaining" he complained
 Pywodwagon: with very normal thumbnails by the afformentioned drchillbrain
 Paranundrox: featuring DrChillbrain's excellent thumbnails
a_lightsnack: those mahjong vods were great, you two have so much fun with it
 malsareus: your brain isn't stewed yet
 Makoforte: btw have you had a break yet?
 Thadrin46: But its only 9.30am...
zazamost: john mahj
 DigitalSeahorse: did both of you login using social media instead of just email and steam?
 Makoforte: that seems bad
 TXC2: Favourite HBO series = Band of Brothers?
 Earthenone: breaktime is in 90 minutes 
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
FurthestChunk: warming up the leftovers is my Snorlax podcast
a_lightsnack: are you fully onboard the mahjong train now?
 Makoforte: also oh hey we can set badges...
 DigitalSeahorse: I DO know my way around a computer
 malsareus: the game checked your history and gave you the secret login system
zazamost: so many doras, ooh
 the_lone_bard: I remember having an issue with it initially too but it was when you first played this on stream and I can't remember what the issue was. *shrug*
 alchemistsavant: Inject the substance to continue creating your mahjong soul account.
 Mr_Horrible: website's giving the "Waltah. Here's what ya gonna do-" seech
 TXC2: at some point they have to go to a geocache site
   Fugi: That cat is brewing up a 1han hand something fierce
FurthestChunk: You need to use one of Q's new gadgets to sign up
 Strebenherz: I have no idea what i'm watching but i am nodding when wheeler says things about society.
 DigitalSeahorse: the linking page is giving me character not recognized even though I started learning in steam after logging in
 KharadBanar: Keep your hand closed and your enemies closer
zazamost: nice
 simplydavemn: Ohh and before I forget RIP Dolly Parton.  Not a Country music fan, but she was a national treasure.
 TXC2: !news
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 Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk now Bond, this will sign you up for an account to play Mahjong over the internet. It will also get you hard
 Volus_dude: Horse girl mvp
 Dmc3628: lets ago
zazamost: horse into glue, a win for you
 simplydavemn: Sorry LRRbot.
 Dr_fragenstien: is that neighing in the song? 
 TXC2: this horse girl is gonna become a glue girl
zazamost: no
 Earthenone: do you hear the clip clopping of a horse girl winning?
 Volus_dude: call her Elmer
zazamost: it's the only thing that gives them joy i'm sorry
 TXC2: like saying GG before they do the game winning combo
 the_lone_bard: I exclusively emote after a 1 han hand.
 poipal: @Dr_fragenstien Not in the song but she does have it as an added sound effect iirc
a_lightsnack: i've been yelling at my friends not to emote after ron lmao it's like the one BM thing you can do online
zazamost: your only retaliation is to spam your sad emote
 adept_nekomancer: They keep horsing at us, aggressively
   Fugi: its a valid strategy okay
afrobard: emote back when you win
 varmintx0: this is actually my biggest issue with the game..it can go on forever.
@OVER-KiLL: Mahjong nights always get horny
 Mr_Horrible: I mean if tiny-ass hands get them double the starting total it seems like a sound investment
 Earthenone: no, the horse girl is eating
FurthestChunk: did they figure out the strategy for an infinite game of mahjong
afrobard: @varmintx0 that's why I only play 3s the pace is so much better
 TXC2: says GG, proceeds to Tainted pact
 Mr_Horrible: they're hitting the Index Funds of Mahjong
a_lightsnack: i wanna see some extreme mahjong ruleset that goes to north round
FurthestChunk: Marathon mahjong, marathong if you will
 Mr_Horrible: normally that happens in the reverse order
 adept_nekomancer: Either pure outside or half outside, yeah
a_lightsnack: 123 sanshoku, maybe also outside hand of some kind
 Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk see this is just what I saw everyone calling Marathon
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 Pywodwagon: get subathoned idiot
 Dr_fragenstien: not last though!
 FurthestChunk: discard your last precious tile yugi boy
TheStarlightWitch: ooh, chiitoi
 FurthestChunk: @Pywodwagon fuck! fuck!!!
 Sorator13: question: what happens if someone discards a tile that both you and another player need to Ron?
 Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk *attempts to matrix dodge and gets hit square in the nose*
kirbyrocks: "worst game of all time" *reques*
zazamost: double PAIN
   Fugi: you've got a straight right there... assuming perfect draws
 silent_sol: Tobleron?
 Dmc3628: sometimes you get triple ron'd
 adept_nekomancer: In some rulesets both players get to win, in others it's the next closest one in turn order.
 poipal: Oh dang I forgot they started running drops for Majsoul, thanks for the lucky bags Wheeler 
 Mai_Andra: two rons at the same time
zazamost: what brings you more pain, magic or jong
 Mr_Horrible: I've acquired 3 of them so far, even
n_mandrag: Two players ron'ing at the same time is called a Weasly...
 Mr_Horrible: never played this game in my life
 DrChillbrain: I love picking up drops
 Sorator13: I was guessing whichever player had the higher yaku hand would win
 Sorator13: but both players winning makes sense too
 Pywodwagon: im scared whats happening
 Mr_Horrible: *spits coffee*
 TXC2: can you not turn off emotes like you can in Arena?
 Mr_Horrible: you and the rest of the internet, pal
a_lightsnack: you can mute them if you click the profile picture btw, up to you
 Mr_Horrible: I'll be so honest, with the other animations going on, I barely even register the emotes 
 Earthenone: do we get a sad horse dying animation when we mute them like you do with arena pets?
 Mr_Horrible: but then I'm also not used to looking at this client
 FurthestChunk: how many mahjong-based death threats have you gotten
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible same
 Tantusar: what about ANOTHER repeated deal
 alchemistsavant: Yeah, steal that horse's points!
zazamost: she's a cat, she talks like that
 FurthestChunk: oh my god it's still going
 Sorator13: 
 Earthenone: your cat is gilbert godfried?
 KharadBanar: what, she doesn't say taNYAo?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah but that's not a mahjong hand
 Pywodwagon: 
 HedWund: i have a like 20 yr old cat that sounds lik that too ben
 TXC2: Cats in Japan talk differently
 RockPusher:   
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyScaryEndiveCharlieBitMe-mQTsVCYR0gmm92A2
   Fugi: its fine we'll draw exactly what we need
 Pywodwagon: it looks like you're leaning on the frame which honestly adds to the vibe
 Sorator13: Cats absolutely do that, Angel
 Earthenone: maybe its because meowing quieter wasent working
 Mr_Horrible: she's just got the pipes
 Mr_Horrible: she's a belter
 pleonasticTautology: hi I'm back, was moving where my corkboard with all my enamel pins was hung
 FurthestChunk: some cats just love being loud
 Thadrin46: Maybe vat is just an asshole... or in other words, a cat.
 Thadrin46: *cat not vat
a_lightsnack: kan into 4 dora, the classic
 Mr_Horrible: dragonslayer at this table, sheesh
 KharadBanar: ron off the red five would be amazing
a_lightsnack: this is great though
zazamost: oof mangan
   Fugi: back in second lets goooo
zazamost: that's playing defensively
 Mr_Horrible: feels like a real Feast of Scraps at this table
 Pywodwagon: this has the vibes of the person we had who day 2'd with a 5-0-3 record once
 Sorator13: We were doing pretty well coasting in 2nd with no action for a surprising number of hands, there
 simplydavemn: Wouldn't she be a Centaur?
 TXC2: Pywodwagon  how bad was the rest of the field? 
 FurthestChunk: @Pywodwagon legally undefeated
 Sorator13: @simplydavemn More of a were-horse
zazamost: honse
 poipal: Do you still get penalized for being under 35000 if you're second?
 adept_nekomancer: At least she's not a reverse centaur
 TXC2: clearly she's Mongolian 
 poipal: I think she's the representative for the Year of the Horse
 simplydavemn: Ohh, hadn't gotten a good look at her before.  Thanks.
 FurthestChunk: Yeah I don't think she's Greek
zazamost: oof
 Sorator13: ooof
zazamost: dealer bonus
 varmintx0: that sucked
 poipal: Oof
 Pywodwagon: brutal
   Fugi: third? could be worse
 Pywodwagon: I think
a_lightsnack: LOL
 Volus_dude: evil cat
 Pywodwagon: I have no idea whats happening
 Dr_fragenstien: oof they jumped 2 places in 2 hands
kirbyrocks: we support womens rights and womens Ron's
zazamost: repeat...
a_lightsnack: this hand could be cinema
 simplydavemn: So she'd need to be a Horse/human Hybrid from the Centaur region of Greece.   Otherwise she's just sparkling horse waifu.
 Sorator13: full flush still needs sets of 3 and a pair, right?
zazamost: ooh
 TXC2: simplydavemn  horsfu
 Sorator13: 7 pairs full flush would be really cool
a_lightsnack: closed half flush 7 pairs would be rad
zazamost: dear jong gods pls give angel pins
 simplydavemn: @TXC2 Right there and I missed it...
 adept_nekomancer: If you got the 6's and 7's, I think it would be a counted yakuman
 TXC2: simplydavemn  eh, you gotta give the full name before you portmanteau
a_lightsnack: weirdo kan
 Pywodwagon: @adept_nekomancer *hand gestures*
 adept_nekomancer: @Pywodwagon [mahjong context: "yakuman" hands are rare hands that are worth 32,000 points; you can play for months and not get one]
zazamost: repeat . . .
 Pywodwagon: @adept_nekomancer I was just making a six seven joke
a_lightsnack: longest east game of all time
 Dmc3628: time for bankruptcy of one catgirl to get out of here
 adept_nekomancer: @Pywodwagon Oh, that makes sense. 
 simplydavemn: @TXC2 I shall endeavor to responsibly Portmanteu-alize in the future.   Thank you for the feedback.
 Mr_Horrible: this feels like some kind of Mahjong Purgatory
 FurthestChunk: at what point are you allowed to shoot the player in fourth so you can leave
zazamost: the most? uhh...
   Fugi: 32000
 Sorator13: riichi half flush?
zazamost: just 13 orphans it
 adept_nekomancer: Or 64000 if the ruleset allows double yakuman
 Mr_Horrible: one must imagine Sisyphus calling riichi
   Fugi: 1000
Lobster667: @Fugi amen
 Sorator13: likely? 0
ComradeMik: oh hey, Angel! thanks to you and wheeler, i decided to start learning to play mahjong.
Lobster667: Maybe 2000 if we get an akadora
   Fugi: Tsumo? In this economy?
 adept_nekomancer: Maybe hope for some hidden dora
 TXC2: FurthestChunk  oh if this was a Yakuza game we would be floating in Yokohama harbour already 
zazamost: anything between 0 thru 1000 is good, great even
a_lightsnack: full straight probably but doesn't seem likely, prob just wanna get out of this game in 3rd realistically
zazamost: HUH
ComradeMik: it passes the time in chemo. i don't even mind getting ron-ed into the dirt in my third ranked game, including someone with a 13 orphans hand.
 simplydavemn: @Mr_Horrible I just imagined Sysiphus calling Kristina Ricchi to ask her to come on his podcast...
Lobster667: A noble goal, "not last"
 Mr_Horrible: don't have to outrun the bear, etc etc
a_lightsnack: niceeee
   Fugi: wow
 poipal: gg
 TXC2: LETS GO!
 Makoforte: the heart of the tiles...
 Sorator13: I also did not believe, well done
n_mandrag: @ComradeMik My comrade in Chemo  ... perhaps I should learn as well
Lobster667: I play Riichi City but yes "not last" is a good goal.
zazamost: omg...
 pleonasticTautology: sick!
zazamost: we're finally free....
 TXC2: not last babee!
 poipal: forget sideboob, she's got top and under boob too
ComradeMik: horse girl kinda cute tho
 poipal: Angel, did you say earlier that you were looking for software dev positions?
   Fugi: Whenever I get 3rd I like to look at how much 4th place lost and think "glad I dodged that"
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like we shoulda got the gold chest just for suffering through that
 pleonasticTautology: thank you Wheeler
Lobster667: @ComradeMik me playing Uma
 TXC2: poipal  so boob then, she got boob 
 Mr_Horrible: god I want one of those parm scones right now...
 Earthenone: yeah 100 points diference between 3rd and 4th 
zazamost: that was a twisted match, i think each seat had multiple repeats
 Earthenone: !linkdin
 Earthenone: 
 poipal: If there's a place in town we can put a word in for you, would you want us to?
 pleonasticTautology: other snakes and music notes are available
ComradeMik: 22 years? damn, lady. that's a hell of a lot of experience.
 malsareus: oh that's a S tier skill
 TXC2: now there's a crapshot
 Mr_Horrible: honestly Wheeler in a tanktop as hypeman would go hard in an interview
 DigitalSeahorse: now the claim page keeps thinking it's not linked even though I've claimed one already
ComradeMik: also, getting requirements out of clienta is such a necessary skill.
 malsareus: turning "it broke' into a specification is so important
n_mandrag: "I translate Marketing.BS into Engineer.Requirements."
 TXC2: a hypeman during an job interviww
 Atarra: oh man I should hire me a hype man to get me gigs
Lobster667: @Mr_Horrible can of beer optional
 Sorator13: I know someone who literally did *not* get the job because their spouse talked to much during their interview
 DigitalSeahorse: *hits refresh a bunch of times saying "gimmie bitch*
 Dr_fragenstien: 
 RoastedGravy: Sounds like a Key and Peele skit
 BlindRift98: ric flair for interviews
 the_lone_bard: Hiring: Job interview hypeman. Compensation granted according to results.
   Fugi: I'm scared of any employer who claims not to need a database
Lobster667: promise or threat incoming?
a_lightsnack: this is what old people think happens with parents sitting in on job interviews
n_mandrag: Is that a threat ?!
 TXC2: a_lightsnack  yes
ComradeMik: unless you're willing to move to australia, i don't think my company can hire you, soz
 malsareus: @Fugi you can just use Excel sheets /s
 Mr_Horrible: real "Buy my silence" patreon tier type beat
 Volus_dude: who needs a database when they can vibe code
 CaptainChibale: worth it
 poipal: I don't want to dox either of us in chat but I might know an opening in town, not sure the best way to go about giving you info?
 BtEtta: @malsareus The UK government approach
 Mr_Horrible: are you familiar with that image,, Wheeler?
 ThorSokar: to hell with NDAs
 poipal: Unless you're easy to find on the book of faces
 NapalmSideburns: Dang, Angel
 shendaras: Instead of a database, we just have lots of parquet files in aws-compat storage. That's fine right?
 the_lone_bard: You heard her, she's KPI oriented.
   Fugi: Can we see 1 sub? 1 sub going once
 Makoforte: 2900 subs would do it
 pleonasticTautology: dog dog dog, no
 pleonasticTautology: 3k subs, Wheeler
 ThorSokar: OH NOOOOO
 hidingbox: eh, what?
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  TXC2: goob job chat
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 hidingbox: errr..... is this legal to broadcast?
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 00gogo00: Listerene is... dish soap?
 IanAllenBird: : (
 the_lone_bard: @00gogo00 Mouth wash
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 Dr_fragenstien: @00gogo00 mouthwash strips specifically
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 simplydavemn: @00gogo00 Breath strips.
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 IanAllenBird: NO
 pleonasticTautology: OH MY G-D
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 Firstscion: LMAO
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 Whisle: cinnamon, why would you...
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 Thadrin46: CINNSMON?
 Mr_Horrible: oh he STUPID stupid
MungoDude: oh dear
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  TXC2: this might be dumber then the guy who put cocaine in his dick 
 DigitalSeahorse: even just the PH nightmare after
 Whisle: 5 subs for the cinnamon
 ThorSokar: what's part 2 cost?
 enbyRain: @Whisle Thank you 
 Dr_fragenstien: glad I was here for that, it was a riot
 RedAlexxis: Oh, good grief, it sounded like a bad idea from the start
 hidingbox: Is it possible to ask the gifters to take back the subs so we can unhear it?
 DigitalSeahorse: I would not go near you after doing that with your peen
ComradeMik: it is a wonder that young men ever grow old enough to become old men
 simplydavemn: I don't know how to clip in twitch.
 Makoforte: that's only 41 subs!!
 the_lone_bard: Strawberry cheesecake or Tomato whipped cream.  Angel you have a complex relationship with food don't you?
  TXC2: simplydavemn  sadly that story was probably too long
 jayglasss: oh yaaay ty @Whisle
 Makoforte: 36.
 00gogo00: I have an important mahjong question
 00gogo00: what do soul tiles in the balatro minigame do
shushu2539: we can imagine
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 00gogo00: yeah
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 RedAlexxis: We are live
ComradeMik: @00gogo00 they're worth more points
 the_lone_bard: Specifically, it goes on the tombstone.
 00gogo00: thanks
 Sorator13: I am declining to clip that particular story on the ground of "I don't wanna" 
  TXC2: I trust Jordynne's editing skills
 KharadBanar: Not over here in Europe it isn't
 silent_sol: for us european its 10am
 MrPipboy3000: 4am here in Boston ...
 Makoforte: i mean. it's 6:05PM
 MaddogM: It's 6pm  
 RedAlexxis: It is 6:05 in the downunderverse
 NapalmSideburns: it's 10  AM here
  TXC2: it's 9am here
 the_lone_bard: It's 6pm Australian time. But we don't really count, we aren't a real place.
 hidingbox: I think it will have to be redacted from said highlight reel
 Thadrin46: 10AM EUROPEAN BEN
 DigitalSeahorse: I've successfully claimed one of the 4 drops but now the claim page keeps making the claim buttons disappear before I can click on them it's like tech is choosing me to taunt tonight
@fuckorobinson3059: amazing
shushu2539: try cinnamon soda
ComradeMik: @Makoforte hello fellow aussie
 varmintx0: unreal
 Sorator13: so do you have to bet two sticks on double riichi?
 poipal:   
 a_lightsnack: mahjong is my favorite skill-based game
 Mr_Horrible: is a double-riichi called reriichi?
 Sorator13: 
  TXC2: 2nd Angel win tonight
 IanAllenBird: damn
 DigitalSeahorse: *hits refresh again*
 Dr_fragenstien: oh yeah canadian mt dew has a reasonable amount of mt dew
 insanecat6mtg:     
 NapalmSideburns: Pure skill
 Dr_fragenstien: caffine
   Fugi: Beautiful
 KharadBanar: Sorry, I can't read Manganese
 Dr_fragenstien: i need the mtdew
 FurthestChunk: You just shot that person
 Ard_Rhys: game of skill,  no luck involved
 Makoforte: @ComradeMik east coast aussie no less
 Pywodwagon: its 4am here, I have an early ass flight to cubecon so I'm just staying up
 a_lightsnack: suufuu renda w
 simplydavemn: While this itself may not gaurentee Angel a job, it should go on her resume for it as it has started a round of gift subs.
 NapalmSideburns: This table is all kinds of messed up
 Volus_dude: why couldn't we get these hands when playing against horse and cats?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/YawningFilthyIguanaNerfRedBlaster-dX-VBF1-Eul8zXUd
 Mr_Horrible: that's a value-add right there
 n_mandrag: Just had a european Mountain Dew. It has NO CAFFEINE
ComradeMik: i admit, i've never heard Angel cackle this much before.
 shendaras: Fundraising experience.
 FurthestChunk: Now Bond, this is a Listerine Pocket Pack..
 the_lone_bard: This can go on a resume: Made Ben Wheeler profitable.
 Sorator13: @n_mandrag yeahh, a lot of countries have that law saying "if it's clear it can't have caffeine"
 adept_nekomancer: That poor player on the right. 
 a_lightsnack: longest game of all time followed by shortest game of all time
lafpark: It's 6pm here. I was considering watching this with my kids during dinner. I'm glad I didn't.
 Sorator13: @lafpark I am also glad you didn't, lol
ComradeMik: i can't tell if wheeler likes anime or hates anime. or if he has a normal and balanced relationship with anime
 NapalmSideburns: That sounds like a you-problem Wheeler
  TXC2: lafpark  kids could have gotten an education today 
 ThorSokar: At least 1 more Dr. Pepper
 Dr_fragenstien: taste
 Sorator13: ~snoopy~
 alchemistsavant: I look up and suddenly Kirito jumpscare
 FurthestChunk: We have to kill Snoopy
 Dr_fragenstien: hit that player with hammers
  TXC2: I like anime, it is not the be all, end all of my personality
 the_lone_bard: Meanwhile me over here: About to crack my third 160mg can of caffeine for the day. (My heart is definitely not making it to 40.)
 CaptainSpam: We have to kill Snoopy?!?  Crap, is this turning into a Vacant Lot sketch?
 Dr_fragenstien: reasonably dressed man, the rarest avatar
 alchemistsavant: He looks like the sensible one in an otome game.
 a_lightsnack: that guy does in fact take off his shirt, has a beach skin
ComradeMik: so, i'm discovering as i learn mahjong, that i struggle most with remembering what hands can be open.
lafpark: @TXC2 I liked mint before today.
 DigitalSeahorse: k FINALLY it let me claim all 4 drops
  TXC2: lafpark  
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Volus_dude: cinnamon will never be the same again
ComradeMik: praying for riichi?
 a_lightsnack: wait a second, dora pair; we're cooking
 KharadBanar: @the_lone_bard putting some miles on that engine
  TXC2: DigitalSeahorse  our long national crisis is over
 pleonasticTautology: salud
 goateedave86: Bless you
  TXC2: bless you
 a_lightsnack: bless you
 n_mandrag: gesundheit
 the_lone_bard: @KharadBanar O
 DigitalSeahorse: @TXC2  
 the_lone_bard: @KharadBanar I'm driving it like I stole it.
 Dr_fragenstien: a pharmacist I worked for told me a story of someone he went to pharmacy school that would grind caffeine pills in a mortar and pestle and weigh out the maximium possible dose for his bodyweight to get through college
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 Thadrin46: I wanted to try a new champion in league tye other day and finding a skin that wasnt awful waifru shit for her was hard...
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 TalpTheScot: it could have been a few sneezes joined together
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 pleonasticTautology: there's a crapshot about it
  TXC2: hello raiders
 Sorator13: I heard that rumor, yeah
 Pywodwagon: how is this the second time we've talked about this in a week
 DigitalSeahorse: when I sneeze it's usually twice but sometimes just once
 Sorator13: or the "sneeze 8 times in a row and your heart will stop", the less fun version
 DigitalSeahorse: unless I do a covid test then it's like 3-4 times
 Alchemistmerlin: I was not playing mahjong  Started Spooky Season and was playing Plague Tale 1
 FurthestChunk: okay bizarro coney
 tru_boredom: As a fellow multisneezer, its weird this year i stopped sneezing more than 2 times and i still dont know what to do with this new development.
 jayglasss: coney reference in the big 26 wilt flower emoji
 Thadrin46: FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD TIME
 Dr_fragenstien: I always heard "sneeze with your eyes open and your eyeballs will pop out
 the_lone_bard: Do you think they gave Wheeler the overnight stream so nobody with responsibility could be awake to freak out while this happened?
 Mr_Horrible: Bizarro Coney clicking every single one of those XXX site banner ads
 Sorator13: @the_lone_bard well, they still set off the alarm which called Beej, so that didn't work 
  TXC2: Dr_fragenstien  it's because it's physically impossible to do that
ComradeMik: i'd definitely rather go out on triplets
 Makoforte: they've done giving wheeler the overnight mahjong stream a few times
 Dr_fragenstien: "sneeze"
 Thadrin46: Relax dont do it, when you want to pon to it. Relax, dont do it, when you want to kong.
 korvys: Or set off the alamr
 the_lone_bard: @Sorator13 And somehow that may be the most reasonable thing to happen so far.
 Makoforte: so if that is the case, they don't learn
 DigitalSeahorse: "He'll wipe down the equipment after sneezing all over it."
  TXC2: this is your reminder that Beej is a Sysadmin, and is therefore a man of massive responsibility 
 Sorator13: I mean, it was you who set it off. But I agree that it wasn't your fault 
 Xaunaught: Oh yes this is the sorta content I want to see after I get home from work
 Sorator13: It was genuinely hilarious
  TXC2: he he, ha ha, hoo hoo
 goateedave86: Thinking I could never Ron without you by my side
 RockPusher: You haven't lived unless you are swearing at an alarm keypad late at night with the sirens blaring in your ear
ComradeMik: just to feel something
 FurthestChunk: +2
 ThorSokar: Beej does have the sleep demons
 Plasterboard: You should change the building alarm to just repeat "HEY SIRI, DIAL 911!"
 WaltzMaster1: this is a common thing
 Sorator13: 
ComradeMik: also, if you're still wearing a singlet, is it really a shirtless stream?
Bionull: As of mahjong soul doesn't qualify for the hour
ComradeMik: someone's gotta fulfill the stream title promise. and Angel is more likely to cause TOS issues
 Mr_Horrible: the Power of the Bit is a serious pull
 simplydavemn: If you are falling asleep, there is something you could do with breath strips...
wiigamer1995: mtgo cube draft 
 BlindRift98: is anything stopping you from switching games?
 adept_nekomancer: Oh, are we setting the cute puppy on fire again this year?
 zazamost: 2am arena draft
  TXC2: can you? reddit says it's borked
 the_lone_bard: you COULD play magic the gather. But why though.
 BlindRift98: what about shandalar?
 FurthestChunk: could play something respectable, like League of Legends ARAMs
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 silent_sol: is it the same file??
 WaltzMaster1: you said tenpai and the yugioh player in me shivered
 Paranundrox: and I'm the one with the branding issue
 zazamost: c h a o s
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 jayglasss: @FurthestChunk [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
 Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk All Respectable All Mid
 Xaunaught: Do some Casual CounterStrike Ranked
 n_mandrag: caffeine technically IS a poison... so... not wrong
ComradeMik: what's happening in street fighter?
 Thadrin46: Hearthstone?
 Mr_Horrible: become truly lost and install Hunt Showdown
 FurthestChunk: hear me out: wheeler and angel pubg duos
 the_lone_bard: You could play helldivers 2... Nobody in that game knows what they're doing.
 Mr_Horrible: @ComradeMik Peepaw has become a touch oppressive
 WaltzMaster1: guilty gear
 Xaunaught: I am trying to think of the most toxic thing you could play but it just keeps coming back to League
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Alright, chat, correct me if I got the rules wrong... you play until, after everyone feels they have put enough tiles in the middle, one player shouts an arbitrary syllable, shows their rack of tiles, and since the other players don't know the rules either they can't call them on it, so they just let them get the win this round?
 poipal: Just rent out Quasar's overnight
 Sorator13: @IaCthulhuFthagn Sure, sounds right to me
 pleonasticTautology: get a WACCA cab for the office
 m33pn8r: Some deep nostalgia for some low grav scoutsKnives
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 ThorSokar: maybe Wheeler needs new glasses
 n_mandrag: @IaCthulhuFthagn Just... don't tell the Majong players or you'll get into trouble!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Whoever wins is the one who wanted it most?
 Wharg_: @IaCthulhuFthagn ah, that makes sense. thank you for explaining this game. where do the anime characters come in?
 Mr_Horrible: it is interesting to observe that the caffeine has kept Angel on the ball while it appears to have actively sabotaged Wheeler
 KharadBanar: They could never suspect that you had another 3So like a dumbass
 Xaunaught: Beej has a gun to your heafd
 Xaunaught: head even
ComradeMik: orphans?
 Sorator13: 
 adept_nekomancer: That's like 8 orphans already
 Mr_Horrible: "works" is a strong word 
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: you did start early
 RedAlexxis: And the employment card is played
ComradeMik: do eeet
 adept_nekomancer: So many orphans
 Earthenone: how many orphans are you on?
 Sorator13: 
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 DigitalSeahorse: when they want that 5 dollars chat gives to you specifically
 simplydavemn: That Handsome Flesh Wheeler Money.
 FurthestChunk: all the kids in the basement are here
 FurthestChunk: ready to ask papa for some German foils
 Xaunaught: Thats too long
 RockPusher: I certainly wouldn't begrudge you a half hour early
 poipal: Holy crap Angel how are you awake
ComradeMik: cowardice
 FurthestChunk: she's disinheriting the orphans...
 Earthenone: maybe someone else will adopt the orphans
 ThorSokar: What used to be called "sheer force of will"
 Mr_Horrible: kids being systematically kicked out of the orphanage
 poipal: I mean that *is* prime sysadmin behaviour at the very least
ComradeMik: you were so close. just gotta commit
 FurthestChunk: taking the orphans back to the orphanage going "actually nah this ain't for me"
 Thadrin46: Just add banjo
 Earthenone: are we counting on a white dragon discard again?
 Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk "had em less than 2 hours, steam refund"
 simplydavemn: For refrence some of the other Guys once found a card in -- i think Magic - call "Hideous Flesh Wheeler"  -  Wasn't going to call our boy that though.
 n_mandrag: Many Staves need engineering. Wizards can be quite picky
 FurthestChunk: taking my second six of orphans
 RoastedGravy: SNOOPY?
 Sorator13: @RoastedGravy no no, ~SNOOPY~
 Sorator13: easy mistake to make!
 Makoforte: mahjong is a game for a clear and sober mind
 RoastedGravy: Sorry, my mistake
 RoastedGravy: Lemme rephrase
 FurthestChunk: Snoopy as usual, I see
 RoastedGravy: ~SNOOPY~?
 Sorator13: much better
 Makoforte: which is why everyone plays it sleep deprived and chemically altered
  TXC2: like a house hippo?
ComradeMik: mahjong also gets better when you're exhausted and brain fucked from chemotherapy!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @FurthestChunk I read the first three words and my brain went "yep, taking the orphans to Isengard, no need to read any further".
  TXC2: isn't a French bulldog a declaration of war against Britian? 
 RedAlexxis: yeah, eugenics makes for bad dog issues
 FurthestChunk: Chris Hansen but he doesn't want that pickle lighter
 n_mandrag: 0/10 - would not recommend
ComradeMik: don't recommend
  TXC2: RedAlexxis  also Bad people issues
 RedAlexxis: @TXC2 Agreed
 RoastedGravy: You know who else liked that lighter?
ComradeMik: also if you can avoid getting a weird and rare cancer, i would recommend taking that path
 Pywodwagon: TF2 time
kirbyrocks: 30 mintues of TF2 would go hard
 asddsa28: to much tf2
 Mr_Horrible: saaaame
 n_mandrag: I would also recommend against getting a non rare but stubborn form of cancer
 Sorator13: 8 wait is nice
 WaltzMaster1: tf2 is such a throwback
 Earthenone: looks like you werent expecting such a hungry guy
  TXC2: basically, just don't get cancer
 RedAlexxis: four or fore?
 Mr_Horrible: friend of mine would troll pub servers by playing entire Hannibal Burress comedy specials over his crunchy-ass mic
 Sorator13: wheeler...
 simplydavemn: Honestly, the back and foth with you 2 is what I'm watching for.   You could be playing solitare and it would still be fun.
 RoastedGravy: Tonic the Hedgehog and Gin the Human
 the_lone_bard: I played like 900 hours of tf2 before steam tracked play-time... And 300 or so hours since. The soldier/demo update kinda took it in a different direction for me   I still miss the medic/pyro/heavy update era.
 Mr_Horrible: it's a damn Mountain DON'T
 Sorator13: (Jhin is a LoL character who is obsessed with the number 4 to a murderous degree)
 Mr_Horrible: shit SUCKS! 
 Thadrin46: Fwiw working somewhere where youre constantly exposed to weird and rare diseases and cancers while sufferingvhypochondric  anxiety is bad. Ask me how i know.
  TXC2: "is there a kind of cancer we can get?" "crabs?" "honey no"
 zombub: Someday I hope that Valve learns to count to 3...
 Mr_Horrible: ~1600 hours, according to steam
 Mr_Horrible: stopped around the first MvM stuff, iirc
 TheWooglie: was that the Orange Box?
 RedAlexxis: Meet the team is still one of my faves vid series
 KharadBanar: TF2 was part of the Orange Box, yes
ComradeMik: if you could talk about mahjong, that would be rad. i can't figure out what's supposed to be a safe discard. after getting 13 orphans-ed, nothing feels safe anymore.
 FurthestChunk: can't end stream until angel beats capra demon
  TXC2: the orange box was TF2, Portal and Half life 2 epi 1
 the_lone_bard: The orange box: Hl2, hl2 ep 1, hl2 ep 2, portal, tf2.... And also day of defeat was there I guess.
 Makoforte: please don't
 Makoforte: please do not show feet
 IanAllenBird: I think there's tos stuff about that
 ThorSokar: Will you wiggle the feet?
 FurthestChunk: Wheeler is desperate for a WikiFeet page
 pleonasticTautology: how many to Not show feet
 KharadBanar: the Orange Box was the beginning of my Steam account
ComradeMik: i'm good without feet
Jackisadeadman: Please show your feet
 the_lone_bard: 3010 to not show feet on camera.
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like Wheeler's feet are the opposite of a pot-sweetener, no offense to the gentleman
 simplydavemn: Old game at this point, but some 2 person Portal would probably make a good stream if you both like that sort of game.
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 RedAlexxis: Okay, so no more subs than 34?
 WriterRaven: I think I quit TF2 around the time there was a big ole cheating epidemic, Valve cracked down on it, distributed halo headpieces to players who *weren't* caught cheating, and the community made a bunch of mods that turned the halos into insults.
jordanthejew: Can I pay people to unsub to avoid that?
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 Sorator13: woof
 Mr_Horrible: takes all kinds
 FurthestChunk: King/queen/themperor shit
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Makoforte: you know what i am gonna call it a day i think
 Sorator13: @Makoforte have a good one, friend!
 pleonasticTautology: I will chargeback my prior gift subs if Wheeler shows feet
 serramarkov: I have some extra stickers, and I haven't really done anything but watch!
 ComradeMik: well, thank you kindly for the giftie!
 Makoforte: it's 6:31PM
 the_lone_bard: @WriterRaven In hindsight it's cute that you think that was cheating. That was just the idle meta to get loot drops. There was a BIG cheating epidemic until recently where every pub game was littered with aimbotting sniper bots.
 Mr_Horrible: no gripper no buy
 RedAlexxis: It's no feet a clock somewhere
 Lobster667: Shirt: Off, Socks: On.
 PhorrestGaze: It's 4:30 here so I'm waking up
 FurthestChunk: socks is a deal-breaker for WikiFeet
 simplydavemn: Good - safe footplay.
  TXC2: Lobster667  ah, the worst combo 
 Thadrin46: @ComradeMik You're welcome. Hope the treatment is quick and effective.
 TheWooglie: I got a princess donut badge for those gifts
 Wharg_: can confirm, it is 130 in the morning.
 ComradeMik: wheeler still has a shirt on
 Sorator13: remind me what pinfu is?
 simplydavemn: Are the socks skin tight at least?
 goateedave86: Quick Q to the chat. Did anyone else have issues adding their watch badge? Mines saying I need to connect my Game?
 WriterRaven: @the_lone_bard You don't have to insult me over vague recollections of events that happened years ago, maybe even a decade.
 the_lone_bard: @WriterRaven I didn't mean to insult you...
 Mr_Horrible: I'm sure it's been gone over, but what's the significance of a horizontal tile?
 Sorator13: that is extremely specific
 Lobster667: @Sorator13 welcome to mahjong.
  TXC2: goateedave86  DigitalSeahorse  went on an epic quest to get theirs to work
 Lobster667: That's one of the most common yaku
 adept_nekomancer: @Mr_Horrible In the discards, it marks the point at which a player declares riichi
 Sorator13: @Lobster667 right, but even for mahjong 
 poipal: Pinfu uis the pity hand
 Mr_Horrible: @adept_nekomancer 
 FurthestChunk: Now Bond, this is a website dedicated to cataloguing people's feet
 KharadBanar: Not the most common, but rather none of the things that would make a hand "harder to achieve"
  TXC2: Richi is more then half of all games
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible in the sets showing, it marks which player you took the tile from
 Lobster667: @Sorator13 Can I interest you in a 13-sided wait for kokushi musou?
 Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk "Will it make me hard?" "That's none of my business."
 FurthestChunk: Damn Beej gets you
 Earthenone: the ccg about nothing
 WriterRaven: @Mr_Horrible "Perhaps for you, Bond. It doesn't do anything for me."
 n_mandrag: If you start questioning the Beej, your Sanity can only suffer
 Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 how does it denote that? Is it based on, like, which side of the tile is facing away from you?
 Tantusar: South 3 of an East game
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: bit windy innit?
 Lobster667: You get PITY MANGAN
 insanecat6mtg: Yep. This is a particularly long game.
  TXC2: the Fraiser TCG, where Maris the unseen is the most powerful card
 Lobster667: I've done it ONCE in Riichi City.
 adept_nekomancer: Not pinfu... it's a center wait. 
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible so you have the set of three; if you took the tile from the person to your left, you put the tile you took tapped on the left of the set of three; if you took it from the player across from you, you put it tapped in the middle; etc.
 Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 oh interesting
 insanecat6mtg:  
 RockPusher: Retire champion!
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 this does mean you can have a straight that's out of order, which looks weird but is decipherable
 Volus_dude: Martins chair gonna be high on  with power level
  TXC2: I keep thinking those car keys are a cigar 
 adept_nekomancer: Welcome to "Let's Weeb"
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Not nearly loud enough.
 Earthenone: adam also bans people 
 Mr_Horrible: The Pilot and the Unhinged Engager
 Sorator13: (because you have a 7-8-9 but took the 8 from the player to your left, for example)
 simplydavemn: Any advice on where/what program to pick up Majongg skills?
 PhorrestGaze: huh? I'm suddenly paying attention
 SlyFrostPaw: @TXC2 I tap my Doctor Fraiser Kraine; Giver Of Advice, which allows me to play Radio Advice Show at Instant Speed
 KharadBanar: "No, that's too loud, please stop" is definitely not a Let's Nope vibe
 FurthestChunk: just install Final Fantasy XIV
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @simplydavemn Are you looking for a training tool/solver?
 ComradeMik: i only just got this sub! i don't wanna get banned on roulette!
 Sorator13: Mahjong Soul or FF14 are probably the best places to play online, yeah
TheLodgium: Don't play *with* yakuza, though, that's dangerous
 Lobster667: @simplydavemn Riichi City has great tutorialization but is HEAVY on gacha and... NSFW... avatars.
 n_mandrag: Instruction unclear: Picked up a group of Yakuza to teach me Mahjong
  TXC2: SlyFrostPaw  
 ArcOfTheConclave: ff14 has a decent mahjang minigame, right?
 ComradeMik: green hair kinda cute tho
 Mr_Horrible: you know, like, nyah?
 lady_olynder: ffxiv can do mahjong free, and it is a very popular mahjong platform
 Sorator13: @ArcOfTheConclave one of the best, yep
 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: if you've been watching long enough, twitch and Majong soul just gave you a bunch of loot
 adept_nekomancer: @ArcOfTheConclave They have a full riichi mahjong minigame, yeah
  TXC2: Bonded? I thought the term was knotted? 
 WriterRaven: @FurthestChunk Critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV whose free trial includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn, plus the award-winning Heavensward, Stormblood, and Shadowbringers expansions, allowing you to play for free up to level 80 with no restrictions on playtime?
 KharadBanar: @TXC2 that's for puppygirls
 Volus_dude: ToLoveRu must be a huge fan of the series
shushu2539: it's a cinnamon book
 Sorator13: @TXC2 I can't say your name in all caps to yell at you, this isn't fair!
 Mr_Horrible: she got enough titty that that cover isn't hitting the sternum, yeah
  TXC2: Sorator13  
 WriterRaven: Honestly? I think my life would get *worse*. =P
 alphi_gabriel: I met my husband in FFXIV
 Wolfstrike_NL: I will do so again after the sub-a-thon and you can't stop me
 Xaunaught: you forgot about not just walking off the edge
 wiigamer1995: thank you Northern Lion
 Atarra: accurate FFXIV experience
 TheWooglie: @alphi_gabriel that's so cool
 the_lone_bard: That described every WoW raid boss through Cataclysm when I stopped playing.
 poipal: I forget, didn't they make a Majsoul anime?
CanvasWolfDoll: sometimes it's less than 15 seconds!
 themercenary1987: Wheeler hasn't reached the FFIVX stage of being a Fighting Game player yet...
 Qalten: Wheeler couldn't handle actual end-game raids haha
 Pywodwagon: okay now do more NL quotes for the next 20 minutes
 Sorator13: Yep!
 pleonasticTautology: there are! with a variety of themes
 WriterRaven: More than half of my online friends are in FF14. And I'm a *roleplayer* therein.
 simplydavemn: After adding Mahjong Soul in steam, I get a recommendation for Richii City, which has a top steam tag of "Sexual Content."
 alchemistsavant: Yep! I married my husband in FFXIV like 5 years before I married him in real life lol
 wiigamer1995: wheeler is a legend
 lady_olynder: my life did get worse when i took a break from ffxiv, and got better once i restarted, clearly this isn't results oriented thinking
 WriterRaven: Also yes, one of my alts got married earlier this year. XD
 SlyFrostPaw: ive been to a few In-Game weddings in FF14
 wiigamer1995: noted
 FurthestChunk: he's WoWposting
 ComradeMik: wheeler seems like a closet MMO freak
 alphi_gabriel: We got married on July 4th in game before real life on the same date
 Lobster667: @simplydavemn imagine my recommendations after adding both
 poipal: Oh yeah Riichi City is worse AND has more lolis. Which is saying something given Majsoul's character roster.
   Fugi: I installed Riichi City, booted it up, saw the menu screen, closed it forever
 Mr_Horrible: nah, MMOs can be fun. Jam what you like
 FurthestChunk: what if eve online had a mahjong client
 DigitalSeahorse: I don't get the Riichi but that's okay 
 TalpTheScot: our points comrade
  TXC2: poipal  MORE?! Good grief
 alphi_gabriel: @Mr_Horrible 👍
 Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk ron'ing for those plex
 Makoforte: It turns out I lied I immediately managed to get as far lying down and then just put the stream to my tv
 ComradeMik: @TalpTheScot wait, i get points?
 pleonasticTautology: CHRIST WHEELER
 Sorator13: the what counter, Angel?
 TheWooglie: you wouldn't respect Angel if she didn't Ron you occasionally
 Mr_Horrible: discard green??? Wheeler's a flygon hater
 brunothepig: Gotta keep the green for an all-greens hand
 brunothepig: Believe
 Volus_dude: discard  that smaug
 FurthestChunk: she discarded the red dragon? She fucking HATES Charizard
 korvys: I think she was singing a bjork cover
  TXC2: the blood of Oda Nobunga flows through Angel's veins
Jackisadeadman: They call me the red dragon
TheLodgium: Guan Yu agrees about the Green Dragon
 Mr_Horrible: they're chromatic dragons! They're ALL evil!
  TXC2: *Nobunaga
kirbyrocks: based
 Pywodwagon: @FurthestChunk oh you think charizard is a dragon? foolish
 Sorator13: valid
 ComradeMik: i want that all green yaku so bad
 Mr_Horrible: sound reasoning
 FurthestChunk: A+ answer
 Xaunaught: You win this round
   Fugi: squirtle has sunglasses
 Earthenone: vaporeon??
 Sorator13: okay, but squirtle with or without the sunglasses
 pleonasticTautology: Jinx
 Lobster667: Gardevoir?
   Fugi: gardevoir
 ComradeMik: except the one that vomits its guts out
 FurthestChunk: stunfisk
 AlnessVT: Every Pokémon is someone's favourite
 TalpTheScot: theres a couple
 SlyFrostPaw: good choice, Squirtle is A Little Guy ™️
 LesBeauxPlastiques: gerdevoir is waifu
 alphi_gabriel: Problematic Jynx
 Xaunaught: Mr Mime
  TXC2: I've seen a tattoo that means I can never look at squrital again
 WriterRaven: The sole exception is Carbink. Because it looks like a certain kind of plug.
 Laurence72: ditto
 BlindRift98: its the bunny right
 Thadrin46: If it's Jinx wtf
 Lobster667: Mr Mime?
 brynnjacka: psyduck is too much
 Makoforte: Is it jynx?
 FurthestChunk: everybody in chat going for the gooner ones
 LesBeauxPlastiques: lopunny?
 ThorSokar: Ditto's trash and we all know it
 Newavolon: starts with j
 MaddogM: pikachu?
 SlyFrostPaw: Vulpix is also a 10/10 choice
 sarsum33: trubish?
Jackisadeadman: Regigigas
 poipal: Is going by which one you think would taste best cooked valid?
 TheWooglie: Jynx
 Earthenone: ludicolo?
 TalpTheScot: oh have we reached the pokemon hot takes part of the night
 Laurence72: the dung beetle one?
kerryg137: lmao just misssed it whats the question?
 Thadrin46: I have the best growlithe in the world in pokemon go fwiw.
 SlyFrostPaw: I'm a big ZigZaggoon fan, especially Galarian, he's just a funny critter
 lady_olynder: the only red flag is saying your favorite is missing no
  TXC2: kerr favourite pokemon
 Sorator13: @kerryg137 "which one pokemon is a red flag/should be made fun of", I think
CanvasWolfDoll: this about charizard?
 TalpTheScot: so many fathers have been killed by squirtles
 ArcOfTheConclave: gulpin?
 EphemeralOsprey: okay yeah I've seen one of those video
 ThorSokar: garados?
 Makoforte: Is it Grimer
rumduolfairy: gengar?
 Thadrin46: Garbador
 Mr_Horrible: I have to assume gengar, yeah
 Sorator13: Gengar is cool
 FurthestChunk: he HATES his mods
 Pywodwagon: wow you hate Jules
 Makoforte: Oh thank goodness
 Earthenone: wow, mine is a red flag i literally named a hampster after it
 Thadrin46: I know a few gengar people
 alchemistsavant: gengar is my husband's favorite lol, but he's not really invested in pokemon at all
 TalpTheScot: im clipping this to send to my fiancee, shes being called out
  TXC2: what's wrong Gengar?
 ComradeMik: wait, what? i love gengar!
 poipal: There's a reason there's an oversized Gengar plushie where you can fit your head inside the mouth
 goateedave86: I think clobbopus is neat
 CaptainSirDoctor: I just like the purple ball
 Makoforte: I can be fine with Grimer being my favourite
 lady_olynder: gengar is very huggable
 Thadrin46: Jynx is way worse
 Jepardil: Gengar fans think they're special
   Fugi: I feel like Gengar just has a lot of merch
 Paranundrox: Jules is gonna be so mad when she sees the clips Ben
 TheAwkes: Driving a Gengar car.
 SlyFrostPaw: Gengar is cool AF... which s why it gets ALL the merch known to man
 wiigamer1995: no gengar is a stage 2 ghastly is the basic 
 jayglasss: gengar ppl think theyre not charizard ppl but they are
 Mr_Horrible: Gengar's cool but it *do* be having some annoyingly haughty stans
 Thadrin46: Mr Mime is the creepiest shit. Fuck that pokemon.
kerryg137: *takes off Gengar onesie in shame*
 SlyFrostPaw: its like.. all the designers favourite guy
  TXC2: I guess people just don't like Gengar's winning smile
 KharadBanar: Not Like The Other Gengars
 TalpTheScot: its her favourite because shes a librarian and s/v has a gengar librarian
 Makoforte: Personally though Jigglypuff is most huggable
 alphi_gabriel: Mega Gengar beanbag
  TXC2: Thadrin46  what like Ash's Mom? 
 Laurence72: Vaporeon is my fave, but I claim Gen 1 Grandfather clause, they were what I evolved my Eevee into on Pokemon Blue.
kerryg137: Gengar > Jesus
 SlyFrostPaw: which is why it has like, a billion cards in the TCG.. the designers love a round purple dude
 Mr_Horrible: "My favorite? It's a little obscure it's <2nd only to pikachu>"
 silent_sol: so the problem is the fans not the gengar?
kirbyrocks: oddish
 pleonasticTautology: orb
 Thadrin46: @TalpTheScot Mrs T is a livrarian Eevee lover
 TalpTheScot: spheal
 Paranundrox: my favorite is Lilligant
 A_Dub888: magnemite?
 n_mandrag: Favorite Pokemon rating : The zodiac obsession for a subfaction of the nerddom...
 FurthestChunk: anyway i shall stand resolute in my love of porygon
 malsareus: WHeeler ponders O R B
 MrQwasu: Crustle is the best mon
 korvys: Top-down Jigglypuff
 TheWooglie: I'm an exeggutor fan
 ComradeMik: oh, i've accepted that i'm a basic bitch when it comes to pokemon
 Thadrin46: Jumpluff
 FurthestChunk: @Paranundrox A+ choice tbh
 Mr_Horrible: Koffing is pretty damn good
 alphi_gabriel: My not starter starter would be Porygon
 alchemistsavant: my favorite is slaking because he's literally me
 SohNata: Politoed
 Sorator13: Koffing suits you, yeah
 Thadrin46: Koffing is creepy
 RainyMint: I will always be a shedinja fan
 Volus_dude: magikarp
 WriterRaven: If you want a cute orb: Togepi.
 LesBeauxPlastiques: mimikyuu 5 lyf
 poipal: What about rings?
 jayglasss: rowlet kinda orb
 Thandres: chimecho
Jackisadeadman: Rotom
 adept_nekomancer: Oddish is an excellent orb
 malsareus: an entire constellation of orbs
TheBob58: Love me a goomy
 Mr_Horrible: clearly Wheeler's favorite is "Sandshrew curled into a ball" 
 pimiento:   
 NapalmSideburns: I dunno, I kinda relate to Gloom's drooly mellow face
 Sorator13: I stand by Articuno, Dragonair, and Vulpix
 Jepardil: Does Sigilyph count as an orb, since its main body is an orb?
 simplydavemn: The "String-bead" Pokemon.
 WriterRaven: @Mr_Horrible Or perhaps Jigglypuff as seen from above.
 jayglasss: real and true
 SlyFrostPaw: best thing about there being like 1000+ Pokemon... one of those weird lil creatures is gonna be SOMEBODYS favourite
 flatluigi: love a gengar
 RainyMint: 
 Thadrin46: Mimikyu just wants to be loved
 Laurence72: Also, Primarina. I just like water types.
 Makoforte: Mimikyu is Gengar with depression
 poipal: Klefki is round but I don't think gets orb status
 korvys: Does Sandshrew count as an orb?
 LesBeauxPlastiques: mimikyuu has trans energy
 CaptainChibale: I love all the fox shaped pokemon
Jackisadeadman: Opinion on regigigas
 FurthestChunk: he's cipherposting end the stream
 kat2kool: Clefairy is orb-adjacent? Do I get to join the cool club?
 Thadrin46: My son is weird - his favorite last i heard was pidgeot
 Newavolon: toxapex
 A_Dub888: regieleki
 malsareus: I like OG Muk, just a happy blob
  TXC2: because plane bad, train good
 alphi_gabriel: Mimikyu is Gengar with identity crisis
 Lobster667: lorge bord
 Paranundrox: he's required to disclose it as a result of installing richii city
 IanAllenBird: I like blubasaur
kerryg137: Driftloon freaking rocks, dope lore haha
 Mr_Horrible: fave still Sandslash after all these years
 simplydavemn: Youcould just spend the rest of the stream doing the Gangster version of the Pokemon Rap.
 FurthestChunk: Red/Blue Pidgey sprite is GOATed
 kat2kool: Yay!
 Mr_Horrible: pangolins cool
DEATHlikescats: Driftbloon is sphere adjacent
 jayglasss: im very big on what if a bird pokemon
 Sorator13: I get Chansey and Clefairy confused all the time
 poipal: Drifloon might be my fave. *Haunted* orb.
 Lobster667: MAMMO
 A_Dub888: wheeler likes the Mamosussy
@sleepy_alice: lopunny
@sleepy_alice: greninja
@OctopusOwl: was betting on Lopunny tbh
@OctopusOwl: Gengar?
@OctopusOwl: I mean, yeah
@OctopusOwl: Gengar merch is everywhere
@sleepy_alice: Fourb
@Fourleggedfreak: Articunoujustdidnt
 pleonasticTautology: our favorite pokémon is hisuian zoroark, then like. cyndaquil, joltik, mareep, alolan raichu, clodsire...
 ComradeMik: hawlucha, inciniroar, and... gyarados
 Sorator13: yeah, I'm a gen 1 guy; I don't know many of the rest
 Paranundrox: Mamoswine is sick
 Mr_Horrible: galoot is a perfect descriptor
 RockPusher: Live, Laugh, Love… Psyduck, Snorlax, Slowpoke
 SlyFrostPaw: Zigzagoon, Mightyena, Luxray, Zoroark... the GangGanggggg 😤
 Sorator13: OOF
DEATHlikescats: Is spoink sphere enough?
 alphi_gabriel: Love Mamoswine in contest battle episodes
 NapalmSideburns: That cat got bagged and thrown off a bridge
 lady_olynder: is it possible for points to go negative?
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 malsareus: INT 3 wizard
 Chronomagistrate: I'm kinda basic, mine is Ninetails (mostly cos it was the foil in the Fire/Grass TCG Starter pack I picked up at uni to try out the game)
 Earthenone: teach it something it will never be good at
 Laurence72: Gunkern!
 korvys: It's from Kung Pow
 pleonasticTautology: it's from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
 ComradeMik: @lady_olynder yes, very
 Sorator13: oh, Wheeler, you gotta show her Kung Pao
 the_lone_bard: It's like having to teach fireball to a fighter.
 TalpTheScot: so when do we get an angel plays pokemon stream?
 Sorator13: "int 3 wizard" was a good comparison
VinylMinty: And to setup the sims right
 A_Dub888: not YET
 LesBeauxPlastiques: "i'm gonna get the oddish" sounds like a euphemism
 FurthestChunk: special attack in pokemon is the magic attack stat
 goateedave86: Have you played the new Pokemon Snap Angel?
 alphi_gabriel: Angel Pokopia stream
 flatluigi: when do we get a wheeler plays pokemon and makes angel hang out stream
 baneless27: Angels like pokemon is for losers
 jayglasss: how many subs until you say thats yes happening
 varmintx0: I didn't get into as a kid because it didn't exist yet.
 Thadrin46: I only plsy PGo
 FurthestChunk: you're right we should make angel play champions 
 goateedave86: Oh valid
 ComradeMik: oh, is that new pokopia update out?
 Mr_Horrible: @ComradeMik yeh
shushu2539: even blajah?
 Mr_Horrible: been out a few weeks, I think?
kerryg137: Just saw the group hug draft VOD *applauds*
 alphi_gabriel: @ComradeMik Yeah
 korvys: Pokemon Go? Or like, the boardgame Go?
 Paranundrox: yeah the group hug cube was incredible
 baneless27: Don't they send your go data to a 3rd party?
 ComradeMik: @Mr_Horrible neat! now i can complete my dex nore
kirbyrocks: oddish is my fav so I really love your oddish!
 Sorator13: ha, nice
 korvys: That's a blueberry
 adept_nekomancer: He's gone full orb
 flatluigi: it's got a dark fountain coming out of it
 LesBeauxPlastiques: o r b
 skunkerfunk: orbish
 Mr_Horrible: @ComradeMik learning how big the dex is in that game, even before the DLC, was mind-boggling
 alphi_gabriel: Orb
 IanAllenBird: rounde
 whitefirecomix: seems a little odd
 RainyMint: 
 LesBeauxPlastiques: that oddish fought in the war
 korvys: It is an orb, true
 TalpTheScot: oh no
kerryg137: strokeish my roddish until I spore
 kat2kool: it’s Special
 pimiento: it's an oddish-ish
 Sorator13: remember to pluck your oddish before you cook it!
 adept_nekomancer: Yes, this is pinfu!
 simplydavemn: Be humane and don't declaw your Oddish.
 IanAllenBird: Clap
 skunkerfunk: oddish is experiencing a drought right now, pls be nice
 Lobster667: You know it's a good game when someone has 50K+
 Lobster667: My record is 67K, which, that's unreasonable.
 Sorator13: @Lobster667 and when another plays multiple hands below 1000
 Thadrin46: If  this was on mobile i might play it.
 FurthestChunk: I'm surprised the cat is still here
 adept_nekomancer: If you ron'd a mangan off the player in 1st, it would actually get you into 1st, I think.
 simplydavemn: 6 minutes for 32 more subs!
 FurthestChunk: @Thadrin46 it is in fact on mobile
kerryg137: I wish I understood Mahjong, is it hard to learn?
 KharadBanar: @FurthestChunk I was gonna say, no shot this isn't on mobile
 Sorator13: I'm sure this is on mobile, but I'd really struggle to grok all the info needed to play on such a small screen
 definenull: @FurthestChunk Good(?) news!
 poipal: It's on PC too
  TXC2: kerryg137  each part of it is simple, but there's a lot
 Thadrin46: Damn... downloading then...
 Lobster667: (Pronouncing "Baiman" like "bye man" when I get them)
 Sorator13: @kerryg137 Moderately? It's not too complicated to get the basics, but then there's a lot of layers on top of that. Angel & Wheeler did a series of streams for LRR to teach/learn it, if you want to look those up on Youtube!
 crystal_bubbles: @simplydavemn Thanks for the gift sub!
@nappitatti: My favorite pokémon is oddish because there was a frog in the picture on one of its cards
@Fourleggedfreak: Lol 💚🐸
@sleepy_alice: my favorite pokemon is mawile bc they're cute and got fangies
 Pywodwagon: oh that reminds me, Angel, did you have to play part of the lovelymomo tournament while going through airport security
 Plasterboard: Sequestered to the sanctuary
  TXC2: is Caffeine Angel's Scopalamine ?  
 Pywodwagon: ah, they mentioned that happened to someone on an NL clip and I thought it might have been you
 Sorator13: oof
  TXC2: all last, finally
kerryg137: Yesss join us sleep deprived/sleep disordered, Im only here this late (almost 5am) since the sweet sweet Sim ant farm will def soothe me to sleep (I hope haha)
 poipal: I gotta jet, happy ronning everyone 
devqn413: 2 am aint for the weak
  TXC2: so long poipal  stay safe
 poipal: @TXC2 Thanks, you too!
 Pywodwagon: hire real TOs for your tournaments holy hell
 Mr_Horrible: definitely an acquired skill
 Earthenone: as soon as anyone drops the bracket will encounter an error and crash
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 Pywodwagon: Im screaming
 Sorator13: yikes
 Pywodwagon: this is my hell
 kat2kool: was this run by Team Beast??
 Sorator13: oooof
 korvys: I did have to explain the concept of "opponent win %" to a TO for a random card game tournament I ended up in
 Sorator13: okay, not too bad
VinylMinty: is it time for fairy Ben?!
devqn413: jesus who is she
 Sorator13: great timing
 RockPusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: goodness me
 insanecat6mtg:  
devqn413: is this zenless zone zero
 korvys: Hobby: Beer
 IanAllenBird: cute
 simplydavemn: Tasteful side boob.
 Mr_Horrible: jacket + helmet + beercan (held from the top)
 Mr_Horrible: good shit
kerryg137: reminds me of my old LGS when we would have to wait sometimes for a few choice locals to get there after the event was supposed to start since they were *special* ig lmaoo
 Wolfstrike_NL: Very safe biker gear
 KharadBanar: gotta feed that alcoholic more drinks
 KharadBanar: nothing problematic to see here
  TXC2: she needs more leathers if she's a biker
 TalpTheScot: i probably shouldnt have this on at work
 kat2kool: she seems the type to know about double-sided tape at least
 jayglasss: my fuckin cinnamon apple...
 simplydavemn: Don't mention Cinnamon.
 SK__Ren: Oh, librarian is familiar.
 baneless27: I was thinking the same thing lol
 Thadrin46: The patch
 ComradeMik: you gave up on the rabbit girls?
 pleonasticTautology: g-d I love Horse Joke
 Laurence72: Ooh, I like that
 FurthestChunk: he's already forgotten the pocket pack
 Thadrin46: Red sonja
Bloodrush192: neigh....
 korvys: What does it take to get 1500 whatever that currency is?
 RockPusher: Ah yes, a surfing Panda
kerryg137: Welll now I GOTTA get into Mahjong!
 ComradeMik: hot
 ComradeMik: i will not apologise
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's pretty wild
@Fourleggedfreak: Cute! They do have some epic fangies lol
@Fourleggedfreak: I love a bunch of random ones
@Fourleggedfreak: Chinchou... Togekiss... most galarian and/or spooky ones
 WriterRaven: Petition to get these women some modest clothing...
 TalpTheScot: that woman is not dressed
 Pywodwagon: its listerine sunscreen
 RedAlexxis: um, tile game?
 IanAllenBird: okmjikomj
  TXC2: I've some botched boob jobs with lower nipples then that
devqn413: they have to distract eachother while playing mahjong (theyre all lesbian right?)
 kat2kool: the colouring blocking on the lower half sure was a choice
 Sorator13: yeah, that can't be healthy
 IanAllenBird: o7
 RockPusher: Thank you, sleep well! 
 insanecat6mtg: Have a goodnight everyone! 
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Angel and Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: up on the night 
 HedWund: thanks for slapping some tiles down 
 Sorator13: Thanks for a fun night!
kerryg137: Thx yall!! You both rock
shushu2539:  
 Mr_Horrible: thanks to Angel and the great taste of Dr Pepper 
 definenull: Have a good rest!
 WriterRaven: tyty for stream, you absolute gremlins. XD
 PhorrestGaze: goodnight
 kat2kool: thanks Angel and Wheeler! 
 RedAlexxis: Sims!
 Thadrin46: Sleep under the desk in the tech room
 RedAlexxis: thank you!
 TalpTheScot: oh im so hyped for the rumble
 HedWund:   
VinylMinty: Ty for the stream DONT FORGET TO SWAP TO FAIRY WHEELER
 simplydavemn: You 2 together make a good stream team.
  TXC2: !events
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 Thadrin46: Wait... wrestling?
 Mr_Horrible: Darkipelasouls
devqn413: gnight Piss Guy and Angel!
 Sorator13: Wrestling isn't tomorrow
 varmintx0: thanks for stream, goodnight
 MrQwasu: what time is rumble?
 Sorator13: wrestling is Thursday
 Earthenone: is this your tile?
 WriterRaven: @Thadrin46 Summertime Slammertime 2 on Thursday (my Friday)
 Thadrin46: Piss guuuuuuy
Jackisadeadman: I'm sad i never got to see your feet
 KharadBanar: @Thadrin46 there's this video game where you can create custom wrestlers, and they have made sooooo many
 RedAlexxis: bye
kerryg137: Gnghit!
  TXC2: Bye
 Sorator13: gnight friends!
 Mr_Horrible: ah, headset just died, *almost* perfect timing 
 n_mandrag: bai
 HedWund: 
 kat2kool: good night!
shushu2539: goodnight
 simplydavemn: Hope Ben U got the bathroom issue fixed.
 themercenary1987: Anyone knows what changes was made in sims?
5 raiders from TriuneSystem have joined!
 TriuneSystem: We're on a Tri-Raid... hands up! 
  TXC2: hello Raiders
 adept_nekomancer: Disembodish
 skunkerfunk: goodnight disfigured oddish
 jayglasss: night gang
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, you two, and have a good night
 RocknGrohlNerd: thank you streamers
 themercenary1987: Welcome raiders to the Sims
 Sorator13: @themercenary1987 There's a list in discord (lrr-content, sims overnight thread)
VinylMinty: DAY 2 PATCH DROP:  Replaced old shower with 2 public wall showers that don't make sims embaressed Added a shower to roof for space All Beds have been upgraded to maximum comfort A new room has been added with a double bed Hookah has been replaced by performance instrument  space LoadingReadyLlama has been replaced by area for building spaceships Various new intractable spread throughout house Kitchen has doubled in size with 2 ovens and 2 refrigerators Burnt items can be fixed
 flatluigi: screencap of changes: https://i.imgur.com/obDFYK0.png
VinylMinty: Sorry for the wall of text
 RockPusher: Reminder for category change
 TriuneSystem: @themercenary1987 Aw poo, i thought that was an hour later. Welp, Sims is still a fun watch
 RocknGrohlNerd: @VinylMinty sweet
 farley_f: @VinylMinty hey no thanks for the info
 definenull: Man I love unhinged patch notes
VinylMinty: wooo!
kerryg137: Ant farm time!!
  TXC2: SIMS!
 Valkryir: my shows on!
 RockPusher: Morduuu!
 SandraAustin: sul sul
 WriterRaven: Movie time, kupo!
   LoadingReadyRun: i assume this is working yeah
 RebekahWSD: Time to put the stream on the tv, and get snuggly in a blanket
devqn413: is this just all the lrr crew as sims
KitteyWolf: theres going to be so much showering now xD
 RedAlexxis: yes, it appears to be working
 StarShock2002: communal shower
kerryg137: ooo military showers...*adjusts glasses*
 sephsays: Showers already! What a blessing.
 themercenary1987: I'm still sure Ben got the LRR crew to record simlish
 cgwonder: I missed the first day of the subathon- how does overnight sims work? Is it just on the mode where they do their own thing?
   LoadingReadyRun: good night gang
 WriterRaven: nini!
 CaptainChibale: who's the ghost
 RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun looks good, remember to switch the game category
kerryg137: sleep well disembodied LRR account!
 RebekahWSD: @cgwonder Modded to hell but yes
 Valkryir: this being the shower that works is hilarious
 KharadBanar: Did I hear a "Blorbo!"?
 farley_f: ghosty is spoopifer
KitteyWolf: @cgwonder yup they're just doin' their own thing. with extra mods to improve autonomy and such
 CaptainChibale: oh that makes sense, thanks!
 Earthenone: blorbo? was jordynnee here?!
  TXC2: so they wont shower with other people in the room, but they will shower with other people in the shower with them? 
 cgwonder: Nice! Perfect WFH second screen energy
 definenull: Improve is doing a lot of heavy lifting
 MrGibberish: Hello! I see there was an update from last night?
 RockPusher: TXC2 sims work in mysterious ways
VinylMinty: yes @MrGibberish
 TalpTheScot: everyone looks so clean!
KitteyWolf: @TXC2 its very silly xD but yeah some of the showers are tagged as 'locker room' showers .
 Sorator13: alright, time for bed for me. gnight friends!
  TXC2: RockPusher  they sure do
 RockPusher:   
VinylMinty: welp the achievements is stuck there
 RedAlexxis: @TXC2 Maxis/EA logic, but probably won't be better under Saudi ownership
 RebekahWSD: They should now repair blackened things, they should now have more kitchen space, they should now shower, they should now use beds more
VinylMinty: 
 CaptainChibale: they replaced the shower with wall showers bc apparently sims aren't shy if the shower doesn't have walls around it lmao
VinylMinty: FIRE ALREADY
 RockPusher: Bleffy!
  TXC2: RedAlexxis  yeah 
KitteyWolf: instant fire xD
 MrGibberish: That was quick
 RebekahWSD: REALLY
  TXC2: KitteyWolf  I see
 TalpTheScot: uh oh
 sephsays: Fire already! What a blessing 
 definenull: Uh oh
Genie_M: James discovered fire - well, they have to start somewhere
 RockPusher: Bleffy has been defeated!
 SnackPak_: 
KitteyWolf: they can repair burnt stuff now at least
 skunkerfunk: YEAAAAAH FIRE TIME
 Vinewood_OG: Annnnd we're back. 
 adept_nekomancer: Just going straight for the bleffy tonight, huh?
  TXC2: so that was....3 mins to fire ?
 sephsays: Sorry, was that the fridge? Why was the fridge on fire?
 RedAlexxis: @TXC2 It is a bit miserable, I agree.  Here is hoping things get better
 TalpTheScot: did serge just barf in the toilet and not flush it?
 RebekahWSD: Fire already burnt the extra fridge and oven lmfao
kerryg137: WHAT happened to NElly??
 RebekahWSD: He has a magical disease
Summerlithi: The double bed has studio lights pointing at it...
 WrightJustice: Morning simmies
 TalpTheScot: why is everyone vomitting?
 flatluigi: everyone's so excited to shower in front of people now
 drewm1022: Wiring must be bad in that kitchen.
 jayglasss: @kerryg137 he's red for an AMAZING reason 
KitteyWolf: @kerryg137 he has the magical ailment of 'gnome lure'
 MrGibberish: @txc2 3 minutes to fire, my 30h3 cover band
 CaptainChibale: oh yeah the double bed was added as well as same sex pregnancy enabled XD
 RockPusher: The showers right behind the front door is a choice 
 skunkerfunk: it's nice that they give us an inside view of the moonbase like this
 RedAlexxis: Cleanliness is happening
 WrightJustice: Ooh new showers
 flatluigi: and the man's romance shower
Genie_M: ooh the new(ish) area
 simplydavemn: Never knew Spoopafer was such a voyer.
 RedAlexxis: Well, this is an interesting shower
KitteyWolf: special sexy bedroom too now haha
 drewm1022: Oo the double bed.
kerryg137: Is Ben still our fav pupper?
 MrGibberish: Theh have a new bed?
 definenull: Again.. Why is there stage lighting on the double bed
KitteyWolf: we might get some woohoo now
 flatluigi: airplane
Summerlithi: A literal woohoo dungeon
 RockPusher: oh
 RebekahWSD: A....cauldron
 RockPusher: hello cauldron
 RockPusher:  
 poipal: @RebekahWSD You can cook mac n' cheese in it!
 BlindRift98: was that plane nose there last night?
KitteyWolf: they can make mac and cheese in that cauldron!
 MrGibberish: Im sorry is that a plane.
 definenull: An open fire huh, very brave
 poipal: Okay sleep for me for real now
Summerlithi: Not a bad idea you can make bulk food in the cauldron
 RebekahWSD: Well, I'm now sold on the cauldron
 DigitalSeahorse: is that Kathleen in the pool?
 RockPusher: Jordynne all about that Bass
Summerlithi: Whole cauldron of mac n cheese
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: morning friendos
  TXC2: hello NarwhalsInATrenchcoat  welcome
 NeoGetz: Gooooood Morning Moonbase
  TXC2: hello NeoGetz  welcome
 MrGibberish: Oof
Genie_M: ouch
 TalpTheScot: ouch
 definenull: Owie
 IanAllenBird: ow
 RebekahWSD: oof
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 farley_f: anyone else notice that the winners on the TV go from left to right
 WrightJustice: Maybe slow down the run?
 RainyMint: Ouch x2
kerryg137: Good morning world! *steps on rollerskate*
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 farley_f: or sorry right to left
 flatluigi: sleepy peoples
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: are our sims able to shower today?
KitteyWolf: yup
VinylMinty: yes NarwhalsInATrenchcoat
Genie_M: yes, showers have been patched
KitteyWolf: communal showers have been achieved
kerryg137: SHowers will be banned until morale approves
 TheMerricat: So chat, this subathon has completely destroyed my sleep schedule. I fell asleep when Ben was talking about the updates he made to the house based on last night's stream, did he come up with a better shower deal?
 flatluigi: @TheMerricat https://i.imgur.com/obDFYK0.png
 NeoGetz: Ben's patch notes were excellent
 farley_f: we Starship troopers this house
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yes, more public nudity is less embarrassment
 TheMerricat: @flatluigi TY!
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
 IanAllenBird: hey what's up with the gnomes
 drewm1022: He made the showers more public, and the sims are less upset about it.
OWSR: gnomes are here
KitteyWolf: for the record i did notice when i tested the repair burnt things mod that it took them a while to do it but they did auto repair eventually
 RockPusher: IanAllenBird don't even worry about it 
 IanAllenBird: ok, yay : )
 farley_f: 
 RebekahWSD: Well they do have one working fridge and oven still, so they're okay
 flatluigi: @IanAllenBird they're helpful, but they're currently out of fairy dust so they're not going to do anything (unsure if sims can autonomously feed them with fairy dust)
 RainyMint: I'm sure the gnomes are fine
 MrGibberish: @flatluigi ty
Genie_M: and they should be able to repair stuff
 RockPusher: Paul conquering the treadmill
OWSR: also the cauldron can cook food
 IanAllenBird: oh I wonder if wheeler will be able to
KitteyWolf: @flatluigi it could be new gnomes. since we have folks with gnome lure ailment
 farley_f: be nos a
 IanAllenBird: hm, I wonder if no one is using that bottom left bed or just not while we've been looking
 WrightJustice: Did we get an overnight sims patchnotes?
KitteyWolf: the thread in lrr content in the discord has patchnotes
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 Bassios: Good timezone, friends!
 Wolfstrike_NL: @flatluigi @WrightJustice  yes we did
 WrightJustice: ah right threads
  TXC2: hello Bassios  welcome
 IanAllenBird: oh cori and angel are good friends now
 TheAwkes: How bad does a day have to be for the game to decide it's worth remarking that a sim is ignoring their feelings to sleep?
 RebekahWSD: Today might be the day of ball?
 CaptainSirDoctor: @TheAwkes that's just life
 Wolfstrike_NL: @IanAllenBird Gibb using it now
 RockPusher: Spoopifer takes it!
 IanAllenBird: ok good
 MrGibberish: Who is Harry in bed with?
 RebekahWSD: Ooo whose the two in bed together?
 NapalmSideburns: Please be Harry and Bartleby
 IanAllenBird: is... creepy doll partially made of stone?
 RebekahWSD: Lotta disease
 flatluigi: that's one of the magic ailments
 wiigamer1995: someone already died? 
 IanAllenBird: learning so much about this game
 RebekahWSD: Not really. Ish
KitteyWolf: for the record- sometimes sims just prefer to nap instead of using beds [they also sometimes just like napping in bed over the covers instead]
 RebekahWSD: Spoopifier started as a ghost
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KitteyWolf: @wiigamer1995 nope! two people died but grim revived them. dead person is spoopifer who is a ghost lol
 Molladia: It's surprising how much people are using the treadmill
 Wolfstrike_NL: We did have Creepy Doll and Graham die yesterday, but it didn't take
kerryg137: James? GOOD reputation? who made this...
 RebekahWSD: They used it a fair deal day 1 as well
kerryg137: lmaoo
 Wolfstrike_NL: No repairing of burned furniture yet
KitteyWolf: in my testing it can take a while
KitteyWolf: but i KNOW they can do it
 TheMerricat: I'm a smidge surprised, in a good way, that Ben knew to prevent the game from updating and ruining all the mods. Since EA dropped their patch yesterday. 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Alright good to know
kerryg137: New badge alert!
KitteyWolf: @TheMerricat i did mention it in chat to be fair
 RebekahWSD: Hmm
 flatluigi: the largest kraft dinner
VinylMinty: OH THEY CAN COOK IN THE CAULDRON?
KitteyWolf: but i think he already had it set to not auto update
KitteyWolf: @VinylMinty mac and cheese baby!
 Makhiel: chat, who am hotdog person?
 flatluigi: cori
KitteyWolf: cori
 flatluigi: since there's no banana outfit
KitteyWolf: because no banana
 Makhiel: ah, makes sense 
 flatluigi: caroo caroo caroo
 TheMerricat: Cori, it's a callback to her reoccuring role as the Beejhunter in a banana suit in the crapshots.
 farley_f: Heather editing as always
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no, evil heather unlocked
 flatluigi: oh i think heather's banning people
  r10pez10: i missed the end of mahjong did we crash out
 RockPusher: I don't think Heather would trust Ian playing darts with the board right next to her 
 lady_olynder: who is wearing the power armor?
 flatluigi: ian has a robot suit as part of his rotation
  r10pez10: that's ian as ultraman i think
 IanAllenBird: was spoopifer outside?
 TalpTheScot: pathing looks so much better tonight
 Wolfstrike_NL: Spoopifer, stay in the house!
 flatluigi: pack your ween
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cameron is bird
KitteyWolf: @TalpTheScot they arent getting stuck trying to go shower so it makes sense 
 RebekahWSD: They were upset they couldn't leave the burning house, but that does mean they know where out is
 CaptainChibale: I wouldn't trust anyone playing darts there that's precarious
  r10pez10: why does the bathroom have studio lights lmao
 Bassios: @flatluigi I thought I heard that! Simlish is wild
 flatluigi: @r10pez10 to aid in performance
 TalpTheScot: @KitteyWolf yeah and just more space round the kitchen
 Wolfstrike_NL: @r10pez10 Chat request
 TalpTheScot: oh no ben!
 Wolfstrike_NL: BEN?!
VinylMinty: BEN?!
  r10pez10: uh ben
 flatluigi: uh
 adept_nekomancer: Ben, try not being on fire
 sephsays: oh dear
 Molladia: What? BEN NO!!
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
 flatluigi: can we see, game
 Vinewood_OG: Classic Alex
 IanAllenBird: alex ben is on fire now is not the time for bathroom humor
VinylMinty: IS BEN OK?
 TalpTheScot: where is he? whats he burning on?
 RainyMint: Croc!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Wait, Ben's sleeping
 Molladia: on the couch beside PC
VinylMinty: bens sleeping huh?
 TheMerricat: Chat, as someone who just picked up Sims 4 this month and came from Skyrim, can I just tell you how crappy the Sims 4 modding scene is? 90% of everything is behind patreon paywalls that are uploaded to pirating sites like the day of release. There is no centralized place for mods, everyone uses Tumblr or Pinterest and the posts are always dead by the time you get to them... 
  r10pez10: he must not have been burning very long?
 sephsays: Maybe it was a fire-dream.
 Bassios: Heather briefly broke containment as she ran through then
  r10pez10: oh no there it is again
 adept_nekomancer: Ben, how are you on fire again?
 WrightJustice: Burning to death!
 Molladia: @TheMerricat Have they not heard of Nexusmods?
VinylMinty: Bens right there fine?
VinylMinty: Im so confused
 themercenary1987: I think he has a fever?
 simplydavemn: Ben U took Ben W's advice on breath strips...
 RebekahWSD: @TheMerricat I only know a little about mods on tumblr and it seems like a hell scene. Not tumblr, the modding bits
 themercenary1987: Or is very warm
  r10pez10: well the weather thing in the middle says it's very hot
  r10pez10: so maybe it's just any time he goes outside
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KitteyWolf: yup its a heatwave and they dont have AC
 sephsays: @TheMerricat I always used to use ModTheSims - is that site not around any more?
 Molladia: OH yeah Ben does have that green germ cloud beside him
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 TheMerricat: @Molladia I know? Right? And the worse part, because the base game lets you mod using Python scripts, and there have appearently been waves upon waves of creators having their accounts hacked to upload malware in the objects, Nexusmods is actually a hated site appearently.
 NapalmSideburns: @TheMerricat Oh that sounds cursed
  r10pez10: did bartleby just gain sentiment from gibb lmao
 MrQwasu: are the showers now usable?
 flatluigi: showers are usable now yes
 farley_f: maybe we need a rival house of the LRR partners and friends
 SlyFrostPaw: @sephsays ModTheSims and TheSimSupply are still fine, but so man people leave their mods in a permenant "early access" state on Patreon to get around EAs NoPaidMods rules
 WrightJustice: woo alex
 Molladia: Notice the Sun and gauge at the bottom next to the time, it looks to be an actual HOT day
 RebekahWSD: Morduuu
 VinylMinty: whats with the music?
 VinylMinty: Yeh, its a heatwave
  r10pez10: music's from the TV i think
 VinylMinty: MORDUUU
 farley_f: morduuuu
 RebekahWSD: Graham no burn to death!!!
 RockPusher: People out in the hot sun
 RebekahWSD: Everyone burning
 TalpTheScot: too real
 TheMerricat: @sephsays It is, but it's mostly dead for Sims 4 stuff. As far as I can tell the most 'embraced' site is Curseforge, but even it has mostly 'second citizen' status where people don't upload to it till their mod has been out on their patreon for a month or so.
 RockPusher: And I guess the vampires turned more people  than we thought
 Molladia: @TheMerricat Hated site generally, or in the Sims community?
 TheMerricat: @Molladia For Sims modders.
 NapalmSideburns: dangit, one of the soundbites in the Sims sounds exactly like the start of my phone's ringtone
 RebekahWSD: Ian fix, the fridge and stuff, we know you can
  r10pez10: solution: set ringtone to mordu
 Wolfstrike_NL: So the Burning to Death only seems to happen in the pc room / next to the pool windows
 sephsays: @TheMerricat Yeah, I just went back to look, and wow, that's changed from how it was when I used to mod this game. Ew. Do not like this
 IanAllenBird: hm. dishes in the bathroom sink.
KitteyWolf: its a very dramatic popup and is unlikely to actually lead to death
 RebekahWSD: Hm
 TalpTheScot: now its kathleen
 farley_f: uh oh
KitteyWolf: they have the fireplace on during a heat wave
KitteyWolf: thats why
 sephsays: @IanAllenBird TBF, Wheeler was washing stuff up in the secret bathroom during the bake-off earlier 
 WrightJustice: Oh lol yeah the fireplace
 IanAllenBird: art imitating life
 NapalmSideburns: I thought it was a pingpong table, but it turns out to be a beerpong table
 IanAllenBird: it's both
 RebekahWSD: So theoretically people who sleep in the fireplace room *could* burn up
 NapalmSideburns: @IanAllenBird How decadent!
 simplydavemn: Nog.  Nog.   nog nog...
 TheMerricat: Kahtleen's walk kills me everytime. 
 sallomon33: Hello everyone, what were the changes that Ben introduced to solve the SimFolrrks'... issues?
 RebekahWSD: I'm glad they're getting sleep
 WrightJustice: Ghost gnome? 
 TheMerricat: @sallomon33 https://imgur.com/obDFYK0
 CaptainChibale: that got me
 RainyMint: Ouch
 IanAllenBird: beej casually getting a concussion
 CaptainChibale: just snapcut to faceplanting and I just burst out laughing
 IanAllenBird: who's the bird?
 lady_olynder: same
 RebekahWSD: Cameron
 EphemeralOsprey: now THAT was a Beejdrop
 IanAllenBird: ah
 sallomon33: @TheMerricat Thanks 
 IanAllenBird: @EphemeralOsprey lmao
 RebekahWSD: Morduuu
 sallomon33: Also did I hear a sneaky background Morduuu?
 CaptainChibale: isn't the bird kathleen? or am I mistaken?
 RebekahWSD: Indeed
 RebekahWSD: Don't think so, think the bird is Cameron
 CaptainChibale: oh cameron! sorry I missed the response
 TheMerricat: Kathleen, last we saw of her, was in her skivvies and she's got the 'goblin' walk.
 RebekahWSD: Log jammed room
 CaptainChibale: oh right!
KitteyWolf: they're watching tv lol
 WrightJustice: Kathleen with the logic
  r10pez10: better here than the effing bathroom
 CaptainChibale: there she is XD
 themercenary1987: New hot game just dropped maybe?
 sallomon33: Damn, Kathleen only acquiring logic now?
 Molladia: YALMA
 RebekahWSD: That's Kathleen, in the undies
 RockPusher: Morduuu!
 IanAllenBird: Morduuu
  TXC2: I'd buy that Kathleen walks like that IRL
 RockPusher: TXC2 fairly sure we have video evidence of it 
 CaptainChibale: hey you gotta learn to sneak around real quiet when you have kids
 Molladia: @TXC2 LRRLympics is the closest I think
 Wolfstrike_NL: Sub For Bartleby's Big Naturals
 flatluigi: has anyone used the music room yet
 CaptainChibale: omg bartleby's walk
  TXC2: Molladia  or the cheese roll
 RebekahWSD: That looks so painful each time
  r10pez10: anyone wanna play some 1v0
 RainyMint: Ouch
 KBKarma: Morning chaps. Any nonsense happen?
 TheMerricat: You know chat, I would have never pegged the LRR crew for being Gymrats. 
 RebekahWSD: Fire in 3 minutes, KBKarma
  TXC2: hello KBKarma  we had fire right away, otherwise "fine"
 flatluigi: @KBKarma everyone's getting alerts about almost burning to death because they're running a fireplace during a heat wave in the computer room
 Molladia: @r10pez10 You mean Automata
 sephsays: Climate Change is real, and our sims refuse to turn off the fireplace
 KBKarma: Oh dear.
 sallomon33: @TheMerricat Tbf the gym is right on a sort of crossing so it makes sense they can't avoid the temptation to ball
 IanAllenBird: oh nelly asleep in the dining room
Summerlithi: I feel like with Creepy Doll etc it would be possible to make some CC for their clothes
 RebekahWSD: Gibb no!
 RainyMint: Gibb! Go fix that!
 flatluigi: otherwise everything seems to be going well. we're hoping the mod to be able to repair burnt out things works
 CaptainChibale: just leaves it. not my problem!
 KBKarma: I love how Creepy Doll is all creepy... and then grabs a plate and walks normally.
 IanAllenBird: oh goodd ian is fixing it
  r10pez10: ian? handy?
 TheMerricat: TBF, we don't know if climate change _is_ real in SimNation
 sallomon33: Let's gooo Ian!
KitteyWolf: @Summerlithi i believe that would be for the best if we want them around next year so we arent using a sketchy mod for sliders lol
 IanAllenBird: or maybe not
 CaptainChibale: well givin cleaning it the ol college try while it continues to spew water XD
 KBKarma: Is this Jordynne?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yup
 sallomon33: Adam the golden boy having perfect rep
 KBKarma: Ben nailed the voice and face.
Summerlithi: Shouldn't be too hard for someone savvy with this kind of thing, Spoopifers outfits show that full body clothes work just fine
 RebekahWSD: wtf was that music sting
  r10pez10: adam and james? friends?
 TheMerricat: Wait, I assumed all the LRRSims were commissioned appearences someone created for the crew, are these just hand built from the game? 
 IanAllenBird: @RebekahWSD I think jordynne becoming tense, maybe
KitteyWolf: @Summerlithi gib's is too. they're from the game themselves xD
 flatluigi: ben made them all, merricat
 KBKarma: @TheMerricat I believe Ben made them on stream.
 Wolfstrike_NL: @TheMerricat Ben created them all himslf
 L4PointLinguist: I know Simlish is all nonsense words but I swear while I was looking away from the screen someone said "magical girl!"
 RebekahWSD: Some of them music stings are SO overwrought
 flatluigi: i hope the sims can learn to change that tv channel eventually
 flatluigi: that music loop is a Little grating
Summerlithi: Exactly so making a Creepy Doll outfit should be no problem, and we wont have unfortunate NPC running around
 TheMerricat: @flatluigi They never do in my game. 
 WrightJustice: Huh it didn't swap over
 KBKarma: How odd. We've got focus on Heather, but the camera isn't moving.
 RebekahWSD: Oh dear
 sallomon33: @Summerlithi Counterpoint: it's funnier this way
 Valkryir: are they struggling to hotbed with the new beds? they keep looking for couches
 RebekahWSD: Phew
 Valkryir: oh full
 flatluigi: all the new beds are seeing use
  r10pez10: who is in the shared beds
KitteyWolf: @Valkryir sometimes they just prefer to sleep on the sofas, and the beds are all in use anyway
Summerlithi: They need to sleep in shifts
 RebekahWSD: Wish we knew!
 KBKarma: Why is there a ghost gnome?
Summerlithi: Why not a ghost gnome?
 TheMerricat: Good question. Next Question?
KitteyWolf: alex is one of the ones in the woohoo bed
 IanAllenBird: now. that can't be comfortable
 KBKarma: Next question: who's the robit? Alex?
 sallomon33: @TheMerricat JAAAAMES!
Genie_M: I'm still not happy that there is a shortage of sleeping places, but on the other hand, if everyone was asleep and awake at once, things would be overcrowded
 VinylMinty: yeh its alex
 VinylMinty: the body shape and the outfit matches
 TheMerricat: "The Ghastly Ghostly Gnome in The Sims 4 is a gray, transparent, ghost-like decoration that appears during the Harvestfest holiday (from the Seasons expansion pack) and can be appeased with Coffee, Fruitcake, or a Future Cube."
 Wolfstrike_NL: Not everything has to be "perfect"
  r10pez10: 2am meal is real
 IanAllenBird: oh, a future cube, like we all have
Summerlithi: Oh well then, they should have no problem getting those~
KitteyWolf: @TheMerricat in this case its not a harvest fest gnome but a 'gnome lure' gnome brought to life with fairy dust
 TheMerricat: 
 sallomon33: @VinylMinty Ian has the suit, Alex has the head LOL
  TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL  it not perfect system
 WrightJustice: Satisfied Serge
 RebekahWSD: I will go lay down with the stream on my phone and sleep to morduuuus
 TheMerricat: @KitteyWolf I've still got just the base game so most of that side is new to me. 
 L4PointLinguist: What happens if you don't appease the ghost gnome?
 KBKarma: DEATH
KitteyWolf: @L4PointLinguist nothing because its not a harvestfest gnome
 sallomon33: @L4PointLinguist It ghosts you 
KitteyWolf: we have gnomes brought to them by fairy magic and they're currently inanimate
 KBKarma: I do wish we had labels for people. I can figure it out, but labels would have been nice. 
 WrightJustice: Oh we're playing wii bowling
 TheMerricat: According to the wiki if it HAD been the ghost gnome, and you gave it the wrong stuff or kicked it over, it starts breaking stuff and/or zaps you with lighting. 
 KBKarma: Why's Nelly got sunburn?
 VinylMinty: OH
 flatluigi: magic ailment
 RebekahWSD: Magical disease
 KBKarma: Ah. Is he magical, or does it just happen because magic?
 flatluigi: the latter
 RebekahWSD: He doesn't have a banded plumbob, so
 RebekahWSD: He's not magicy
Summerlithi: Kinda glad I skipped Enchanted By Nature
 flatluigi: you can't just talk about someone's banded plumbob
KitteyWolf: nelly has the "gnome lure" ailment
 IanAllenBird: oh is that what that means
 TheMerricat: We have magical sims in the crew and I think being around them gives you a chance to catch magical aliments?
 drewm1022: Wheelers in his house 
KitteyWolf: @TheMerricat its because they were "inbalanced" from being really sick and tired during the first day actually
 CaptainChibale: YALMA
 WriterRaven: And a Yalma to all who observe.
 IanAllenBird: and mordu to you
 RainyMint: MORDUUU
 sallomon33: MorDUUU
 KBKarma: I like that Heather and Kathleen are just talking about Death.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Morduuuu
  TXC2: Morduuu!
 RockPusher: Morduu!
 Molladia: Yalma is the name of her Sims King Gizz cover band
 farley_f: morduuuu
 drewm1022: Wait did ben die?
 KBKarma: Ah, Alex and Ben.
 KBKarma: @drewm1022 Apparently, some people died, and then undied.
 simplydavemn: One does not simply gleepa-flem into Morduu.
 KBKarma: Also, the llama left in like two hours, which feels very in character for the cH versions of the crew.
 WriterRaven: @simplydavemn k but what if we did though...
 flatluigi: day 1 had creepy doll and graham die, but they revived; nobody's died today
 KBKarma: Yet.
 RebekahWSD: Creepy Doll and Graham died night one, but both were resurrected by the Grim
 drewm1022: Just hadn't seen  him for a while.
 KBKarma: Wait, that's Alex. So who else is in the bed?
 RebekahWSD: Man at table is Ian
 WrightJustice: Wow Cameron winning 3-0
 KBKarma: It was also Alex, who just left.
  r10pez10: wow that fridge and oven is burned to shit
 sallomon33: Oh hey Graham
 VinylMinty: fridge still works appearently
 RebekahWSD: Two fridges
 sallomon33: Or is that Serge
 KBKarma: !moonbase
 KBKarma: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:50 AM
 KBKarma: @sallomon33 Nah, Serge was walking around.
 sallomon33: Ok, good
 sallomon33: Some SimFolrrks are more obvious than others
 KBKarma: So, still no real idea who the person in the double bed wearing the robot head is.
 Molladia: I haven't heard a "bleffy" in awhile
 VinylMinty: @KBKarma it was alex.
 IanAllenBird: it's possible alex got up andd someone else is in there now
 KBKarma: Oh, maybe. But he wasn't wearing the robot head.
Summerlithi: Alex is awake
 IanAllenBird: would be cool to see that better somehow
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Molladia We had one yesterday when Kathleen ignited, but I think that's a thing only during fires
 WrightJustice: Robot head is PJs I believe
 IanAllenBird: open mic beej
 sallomon33: Jabba John?
 theymerLoviatar: Sul sul, chat! What's been going on tonight?
 RainyMint: Ouch
Summerlithi: Bed shift changeover
 theymerLoviatar: Oh I see we've acquired, uh, an additional bedroom
 simplydavemn: Something about the Beej Sim makes me think of him as Derrick instead.
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Was that Ian just faceplanting on the treadmill?
 Wolfstrike_NL: @theymerLoviatar Nothing much, we had a fire 2 minutes in, but Sims are thriving 
  TXC2: theymerLoviatar  we got more beds and showers the sims will actually use
 IanAllenBird: angel destroying that toilet and just walking away
Summerlithi: LRRSims seeming a lot cleaner and generally more happy now since upgrades
 theymerLoviatar: Has Heather finally been able to eat or is everyone still too filthy lmao
 WriterRaven: I was about to say, I wonder if Heather's bitten anyone yet. XD
 sallomon33: Nah, they're pretty lean and clean
 KBKarma: Ah, Heather's a vampire again?
 sallomon33: Maybe we'll see Haether go to the Bite Club soon
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is it normal in The Sims that Vampires refuse to eat dirty people, or is Heather a specific germophobe vampire?
 sallomon33: Does anyone know what magical creature Jordynne is?
  r10pez10: editor
 theymerLoviatar: Those lights in the vampire bedroom would give me performance anxiety for sleeping
 flatluigi: probably a witch
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cameron *leaves garbages outside*  - "Who made this mess"
 sallomon33: @flatluigi Ah, that makes sense
 WrightJustice: Dunno about sitting at the pool with my feet in the water when wearing a costume 
 theymerLoviatar: @WrightJustice Uhm, that's Cameron's swimsuit
 RockPusher: Angel beating out G in "juice" pong
 theymerLoviatar: Beej pumps up the jams, immediately exits
 theymerLoviatar: Oh, has Harry figured out pathfinding yet?
 RockPusher: The Melancholy of a Creepy Doll
 KBKarma: Ah, and Ben is a werewolf again.
 WrightJustice: Oh Ben's starting to turn again
 RainyMint: Uh oh Ben is gonna wolf out soon
 flatluigi: i still think it's so funny that the shower solution was to take away the walls
 sallomon33: Oh wait Creepy Doll is also ill, from the petrification disease
 KBKarma: Gibb, stop breaking shit!
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is Gibb now just going round breaking sinks?
 Vinewood_OG:   
 Valkryir: the monster mash
 sallomon33: You can barely see it because of their stretched out face but it's there lol
 sallomon33: Gibb doesn't care, Gibb vibes
 RockPusher: Jordynne and Beej bonding over Cursed Memes
 RockPusher: Morduuuuuu!
 RainyMint: Morduuuuu!
 MaddogM: Wasn't gibb the fixer last night?
 sallomon33: Mooorduuuu
 IanAllenBird: Morduu
 TalpTheScot: I see even with the fixed shower area, the bathroom is still a hang out place
  TXC2: mordu!
 TalpTheScot: and the toilets are nasty
 simplydavemn: So what I'm learning is that to make more friends I need to yell at people on treadmills.
 flatluigi: alex stil lfarting everywhere
 RockPusher:  
 korvys: Did Bartleby just bring a plate of food out of the toilet?
 Pywodwagon: @korvys yes, so
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Did Bartleby just walk out of a toilet carrying a full plate?
 sallomon33: @korvys They're just very resourceful!
  r10pez10: were you expecting them to bring one in?
 KBKarma: That would be unhygenic.
 flatluigi: flenfa
 RockPusher: Morduu
 KBKarma: MORDU.
 simplydavemn: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise That's not even in the top 10 of creepy things about Bartelby.
 sallomon33: Morduuuuu
 theymerLoviatar: James put some damn clothes on
 RainyMint: Morduuuu
 flatluigi: ian repaired Something
 CaptainSirDoctor: @KBKarma only if the toilet is unclean
 RockPusher: Kathleen and Heather chatting about Death
 KBKarma: As they do.
 RainyMint: YALMA
 KBKarma: And in the game.
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 sallomon33: Kathleen still chilling in her undies lol
 WrightJustice: Fireplace on during heatwave again
 flatluigi: ah, someone's finally learning guitar
 Vinewood_OG: Anyway, here's wonderwall.
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 Pywodwagon: such a realistic James
 definenull: Oo some noodin going on
 flatluigi: oh no naked spoopifer
 IanAllenBird: Bartleby just had a popup feeling existential about being a puppet
 Wolfstrike_NL: Our ghost is scared
  r10pez10: oh new outside area
 VinylMinty: WAIT WHAT
 flatluigi: @r10pez10 yeah the llama left so it got revamped
 CaptainChibale: come back from brushing my teeth to a shower scene XD
 VinylMinty: POOPIFER HAS SKIN?
 theymerLoviatar: uhhhhhh Spoopifer stepping out of his ghost form is not something I expected
 Pywodwagon: @flatluigi wow that lasted
 RockPusher: r10pez10 the llama enclosure is now spaceship build zone and bonus shower
 sallomon33: @VinylMinty I KNOW
 sallomon33: RIGHT?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Heather!
 KBKarma: Heather got a bite.
 Valkryir: we have a bite!
 theymerLoviatar: This implies Spoopifer has a FACE. A human face. What does our boy look like.
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 RainyMint: BITE!
 adept_nekomancer: Welcome to bite club!
 RockPusher:   
 KBKarma: Who was she nomming on?
  TXC2: right chat I'm off, see y'all for the idle game power hour!
  r10pez10: james i think
 theymerLoviatar: someone clip Spoopifer showering and the Bite
 simplydavemn: No one has started building the rocket.  Technically it the only way they can get any privacy in this home.
  r10pez10: see ya TXC2
 KBKarma: Bye @TXC2!
 RockPusher: later TXC2
 RainyMint: Oh them toilets are NASTY
 NeoGetz: @TXC2 bye
 TalpTheScot: @RainyMint ben did design it after a magiccon bathroom, looks accurate
 RainyMint: 
  r10pez10: is someone learning violin
 RockPusher: Llama jokes‽ Too soon!
 WrightJustice: Ben is
 Pywodwagon: oh nelly honey
 RainyMint: Is Nelly ok? He doesn't look ok
 KBKarma: He's got the illnesses.
 RockPusher: Asleep at the dinner table feels like something Nelly might do IRL
 IanAllenBird: is there any way for any of them to be cured or are they just like this now
 flatluigi: it heals eventually
 IanAllenBird: ah ok
 KBKarma: Can Jordynne (if she is indeed a witch) cure it?
 sallomon33: It's like flu, it comes and goes
 simplydavemn: Seems like Beej should be able to provide some skin cream or something.
 CaptainChibale: that's the third plate of food that guy's put down on the table and walked away from (I don't know who they are)
 KBKarma: Who's in the yellow speedoes? James?
 RockPusher: an attempt was made
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yup
 WrightJustice: Umm
 Pywodwagon: james
 Pywodwagon: please
 RainyMint: UH
 KBKarma: I think he was Heather's breakfast.
 Vinewood_OG: Occupado!
 sallomon33: @KBKarma Even if she can she might not be lvld up enough to do it
 RockPusher: Angry Violin
 sallomon33: 
 KBKarma: VERY ANGRY
 Vinewood_OG: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CaptainChibale: everyone starts somewhere!
 WriterRaven: I too would be irritated by the sounds I made learning to play violin...
 HedWund: pulling a holmes so everyone goes away
 RockPusher: ♫ Mary had a little WOLF ♫
NeoGabi: I mean... he plays better than I do. >_<
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sallomon33: 'Stop, stop, it's already deeeeead!'
 KBKarma: Ben disagrees.
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WightKnight333: Chopin about to be choppin'
 CaptainChibale: there seems to be a table issue. nobody can sit at it.
 RainyMint: Poor Nelly still out at the table
 WrightJustice: Wth? All these plates
 KBKarma: Why are there so many plates of food in front of Serge...
 Valkryir: ian has joined serge in the plate loop
 WriterRaven: @RainyMint Clearly he has Sleepy Lil Guy Disease.
 Vinewood_OG: Too lazy to walk around
 CaptainChibale: they're getting food, going to the table, putting the food down, and unable to sit. possibly bc nelly's using it as a bed?
 KBKarma: Oh hey, Kathleen's royalties from her book are coming in while she sleeps.
 Pywodwagon: I too am very uncomfortable when I wake up
 RainyMint: Mood
 KBKarma: Everyone gathering around Nelly.
 KBKarma: Oh, eww. Clean the damned tolilets!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Kathleen has no problems with stinky toilets
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 WrightJustice: Yaya level 2
 TalpTheScot: pauls on tech
 RockPusher: Awooooo!
 RainyMint: Awoooo!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben wolves out!
 WrightJustice: Oh wolf time
 CaptainChibale: uh oh
 Pywodwagon: canon serge reaction
  r10pez10: offscreen wolf is very funny
 WriterRaven: Whup. Things are about to get hairy.
 TalpTheScot: they are less scared this time
 RockPusher: Morduuu!
 Pywodwagon: Morduuu
 RainyMint: Morduuuu!
  r10pez10: nelly woke up and moved seats
 CaptainChibale: I see people figured out they can eat standing XD
 RainyMint: Hey Nelly's finally awake!
 Pywodwagon: hi ben
 RockPusher: nyoom
 RainyMint: Someone PLEASE clean those toilets!
 CaptainChibale: zoomies!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Adam laughing at people being scared by Ben
 RainyMint: Uh oh
 WriterRaven: Ben no! Furniture is not scratching post!
 WrightJustice: Ow
 RainyMint: Ouch
 RockPusher: Ah… is there a requirement for trash to make it outside? Is our lock-in an issue for that?
 Pywodwagon: I think saying Heather has a good reputation is technically slander
 CaptainChibale: bye Ben
KitteyWolf: @RockPusher so, we DID have a garbage can. i dont see it anymore though which is an issue
 IanAllenBird: there's one in the kitchen
 IanAllenBird: or, behind the dining table
 Wolfstrike_NL: @KitteyWolf It's in the right side corner of the kitchen now
KitteyWolf: ok thats fine then
 Featherweight_: taking a break from the art mines to watch the ant farm for a bit
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 RockPusher: James…
 SquareDotCube: Welp James's AI broke
 RockPusher: James too confident for a silly thing like pooping privacy
 WriterRaven: wahey, good job Serge for fixing the sink.
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Summerlithi: I like that they can play coffee pong
 Pywodwagon: wheeler get your shit together
 IanAllenBird: ope
 WrightJustice: Owwies
 RainyMint: Ouch
 WriterRaven: I think that's the second time tonight that Jordynne's fallen off the ladders.
 Wolfstrike_NL: That we've seen
 WriterRaven: (At least I *think* that's Jordynne. >_<)
 theymerLoviatar: She's just trying to crack her back
 Dreadelicious: Alex, just dissociating
 RainyMint: Alex pls
 RainyMint: Uh oh
 RainyMint: That shower doesn't look good 
 KBKarma: Ah, fuck sake. The shower's broken now.
 EphemeralOsprey: oh no, a shower looks broken
 WriterRaven: Engineer to the bathroom please!
 WriterRaven: \o/
 KBKarma: Oh, that's Angel.
 sephsays: @KBKarma At least there's, like, two backups!
 RainyMint: But did they clean the toilets yet?
 KBKarma: True.
 Dreadelicious: Giiiibb
 KBKarma: I don't think they have cleaned the toilet.
 WrightJustice: Didn't finish fixing?
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   Anubis169: Good morn-after-even-ight everybody!   
 KBKarma: Hi!
 Bright5park: Good timezone!
 KBKarma: I see Nelly has woken up enough to go to bed instead.
 KBKarma: I spoke too soon.
 Dreadelicious: Who's the ghost?
 KBKarma: Is that *Kathleen* dancing? That doesn't seem like the type of music she'd like, but people are multifaceted.
 IanAllenBird: spoopifer
 RainyMint: Spoopifer!
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 sephsays: I'm not sure if I've actually seen hotdog Cori awake this session. Every time I've seen her on screen, she's napping 
 Dreadelicious: Ah, of course
 KBKarma: @sephsays I've seen her once or twice.
 IanAllenBird: I think some of these sims might have sleep disorders
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no  arm is stuck in animation
 KBKarma: Bartleby's arm keeps glitching
 WriterRaven: Oh, Bartleby's arm is doing horrific things... must be a day that ends in Y. =P
 KBKarma: 
 KBKarma: @sephsays there's Coridog.
 sephsays: So there is!
 CaptainChibale: Cori was on the treadmill a lot early on
 sephsays: Still on a couch, but vertical this time
 SquareDotCube: You know, I take it nobody knows how to change the channel on the TV
 KBKarma: Correct.
 KBKarma: They lost the remote.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Spoop and Gibb slowly learning to cook...
 Painfully_Dyslexic: people seem less stinky than yesterday
 CaptainChibale: eating in the rain because why not
 IanAllenBird: graham? big fan of wetzel's pretzels
 Wolfstrike_NL: We have functioning showers now
 sephsays: Mmmm. Moist macaroni cheese
 farley_f: morduuuuu
 RainyMint: Morduuuuuu!
wyndkin: Eating wet mac and cheese in the rain, thats a mood
 Dreadelicious: The saddest comfort meal
 Zaghrog: Is there a specific reason the sims are less stinky this time?
 KBKarma: I like how everyone seems to be better rested this year.
 WriterRaven: @Zaghrog Showers have been upgraded.
 KBKarma: And less on fire.
KitteyWolf: @Zaghrog the showers are usable now
 IanAllenBird: @Zaghrog better showers
 Zaghrog: ok cool, thanks!
 Dreadelicious: Oh my
RevenZ prepares for desert bus
KitteyWolf: they can use the showers together now instead of getting embarrassed
 DigitalSeahorse: not much privacy for shower in there
 Wolfstrike_NL: Alas, spoop failed to clean the toilet
 WriterRaven: Dangit Spoopifer, you can't use ghost chemicals to clean a corporeal bathroom.
 RainyMint: At least they're trying I guess? 
RevenZ: less than 60 days remain
 Wolfstrike_NL: !dbcountdown
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 IanAllenBird: oh jeez
 RainyMint: Oh no. Bus is coming.
 WriterRaven: The Bus. Is. Coming.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Speaking of bus
 Wolfstrike_NL: Check discord or ssocials
 theymerLoviatar: Cori's version of We Like To Party has been my ringtone for years at this point.
 Wolfstrike_NL: And partake in a group bracket for most memorable moment
 flatluigi: anything I missed in the last half hour or so
 Wolfstrike_NL: Nothing much tbh
 Wolfstrike_NL: Bartleby's arm was stuck in animation for a while
 DigitalSeahorse: I didn't know Bartleby had boobs
 theymerLoviatar: What, do you not enjoy Bartleby Big Naturals?
 flatluigi: bartleboobs
 flatluigi: they come with the sweater apparently
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I wonder who they stole those boobs from.
 DigitalSeahorse: I doooo
 WriterRaven: @theymerLoviatar ... Bartleby Big Nartlebys. I hate that I just typed that. XD
 theymerLoviatar: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise could be store bought
 theymerLoviatar: @WriterRaven I also hate that you typed this lol
wyndkin: Would you say that Bartleby breasted boobily?
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, it's more likely that they tasked someone with getting them boobs.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Thunder! 
 IanAllenBird: oh big lightning
 theymerLoviatar: I like to think of it as Bartleby paying homage to the wrestling career of Dustin Rhodes
 sallomon33: I left for like half an hour and just came back, anything major happened besides a storm?
 RainyMint: Ooh stormy
 farley_f: drop it like is hot gibb
 KBKarma: I hope no-one goes swimming.
 sallomon33: Or I guess IS happening lol
 KBKarma: Alex stinky. Why Alex Stinky?
 WriterRaven: @farley_f Hit the gibby, if you will.
 RockPusher: This is a dynamic I could believe IRL
 sallomon33: GWANZ GWANZ
 RainyMint: Ouch
 Wolfstrike_NL: Coach Adam at it again
 sallomon33: Am I tripping or did the house literally shake when that lightning struck
 Austere_Squire: Morning, all
 HarmonisedMelody: Love these thunder sounds
 Austere_Squire: I trust that things have been completely sensible after the patch?
 sallomon33: Ok so I'm not tripping
wyndkin: Patch only broke some ui stuff not much else
 theymerLoviatar: @Austere_Squire Well, Spoopifer took his ghost form off and took a shower, revealing he has a human form underneath
 WriterRaven: @Austere_Squire Only mostly sensible. LRR can never go *full* sensible.
 Austere_Squire: @theymerLoviatar wait, what
 sallomon33: @Austere_Squire Pretty much, yeah, we had an early fire but it was put out quickly
 farley_f: I don't know why but spoopifer reminds me of cousin it
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: And for some reason Harry learned to cook. I do not want to eat anything Harry cooks.
 theymerLoviatar: @Austere_Squire yeah turns out he has some luscious hair under there
 HarmonisedMelody: Nice to see happier Sims!
 WriterRaven: Alex's arm has glitched again, apparently.
 sallomon33: Damn
 farley_f: The two non drinkers playing beer pong
 sallomon33: Why is it always Alex
 theymerLoviatar: accident-prone
 RockPusher: doing away with the expectation of showering in private has done wonders for stinky
 Austere_Squire: Calgoo
wyndkin: Some sims use umbrellas and some sims don't the ones who do use them get their arms stuck because umbrellas are a little broken
 Dreadelicious: HECK
 theymerLoviatar: Okay that one hit something
 Dreadelicious: That was loud
 SlyFrostPaw: BUS that was loud
 farley_f: that was loud
 sallomon33: Ok so SimSerge is scared of storms it seems
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RainyMint: 
 sallomon33: #relatable
 RedAlexxis: Na Na Na Naa Naa Naa Na Na Na
 farley_f: same
 RockPusher: I was expecting some of the more spooky sims to be making hay with the storm
 Wolfstrike_NL: Jordynne is not having a great day
 theymerLoviatar: you're right, game, Nelson does have a good reputation
 CaptainChibale: Cori you are not a door
 CaptainChibale: O
 CaptainChibale: I'm magic
 sallomon33: @CaptainChibale Unless...
 farley_f: not with that attitude
 RedAlexxis: Hot Dog, Hot Dog, Hot diggety Doooooog!
 Wolfstrike_NL: ALEX!
MungoDude: what's happened so far tonight in SimMoonBase?
 RockPusher: 
 sallomon33: Alex be careful with those knives
 sallomon33: You broke your arm, you might cut yourself too
 theymerLoviatar: @MungoDude small fire, Heather finally took a bite, Alex's arm is borked again, Spoopifer has a human body under the sheet
 WriterRaven: Dangit, did I miss Heather biting someone?
 RockPusher: Heather confirmed gamer
 sallomon33: Oh damn I missed Heather's biting commentary
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, Heather had a snack on James
wyndkin: That werewolf is about to pop
 RockPusher: WriterRaven indeed Heather had a little nibble
 HarmonisedMelody: This rain is kinda also peak asmr, even with the Simlish
MungoDude: thanks theymerLoviatar
 Austere_Squire: the house seems slightly less dependent upon gnomes to live today
 theymerLoviatar: I feel like I should make it my daily task for this week to watch all this nonsense, because it happens to happen at a good time for my timezone...
MungoDude: oh good the showers are functional
 Molladia: I'll be interested what the final results of tabletennis are at the end of the week
 CaptainChibale: a few people have gotten their cooking skill up so fewer fires XD
 theymerLoviatar: (as opposed to things like the Autumnal Rumble starting at 5 AM for mee)
 RainyMint: Showers are doing much better. Now if they could clean the toilets...
 RockPusher: MungoDude I mean the shower yesterday was *functional*, what has changed is the expectation of privacy
 Wolfstrike_NL: They try
 Molladia: oh the bin was moved too I notice
MungoDude: true, I did see Ian get a 2 second shower yesterday
 sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar Same for me, it's mainly the sims, the 'morning' thing and whatever's next that I get to catch
 Austere_Squire: you okay, Bartleby?
 flatluigi: have we seen anyone attempt to repair the burnt out items yet? i know we were hoping that worked out with the new mod
 Austere_Squire: what is this room?
 Wolfstrike_NL: @flatluigi Sadly no
 sallomon33: Wait why is Cori so green
 sallomon33: Is it another magical illness?
wyndkin: Maybe an ailment?
 LordZarano: They sure do like staring at the title screen demo of that game
 RockPusher: Austere_Squire this is the room for the double bed. It has a double bed.
 WriterRaven: @Austere_Squire Bonus double-bed room both to provide extra sleeping space and in case anyone wants to try anything.
 Wolfstrike_NL: O now even Bartleby learned to cook
 flatluigi: no woohoos yet
 sallomon33: It's that or she's transforming into Gaster Deltarune
wyndkin: There's one that turns them green and they barf money iirc
 flatluigi: ena mentioned
 sallomon33: Graham is doing a-ok
 PsychoI3oy: dang, almost forgot about this
 Wolfstrike_NL: Wheeler playing in dirt
 PsychoI3oy: so the solution to glass shower embarassment was no privacy... nice
 theymerLoviatar: Turns out sims were ashamed of showering without everyone having a clear view of them doing a good job washing
Genie_M: repairs didn't really happen yet (or things burned again?)
 flatluigi: yeah, that specific shower from one of the expansions has no privacy expectation
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Genie_M things burned again within 3m off game start
 RockPusher: flatluigi we Stormship Troopers now
 RedAlexxis: Sleepwurst
Genie_M: I've seen that, but then we talked about things will be repaired
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yeae, those sadly did not happen
 sallomon33: It's cool to see that a bigger kitchen made everyone wanna cook
 DigitalSeahorse: has anyone in this ever gone swimming outside in this weather?
 Wolfstrike_NL: The mod doesn't seem to take, despite Kitteh testing theem
 RockPusher: flatluigi I get the impression they might not care about fixing the second fridge if the first isn't broken as well
 farley_f: next house, moonbase the restaurant
 theymerLoviatar: chat I want you all to know there is an ice cream truck in my neighborhood and it's driving me up the wall rn
 RockPusher: Ben did say it can take quite some time for a fire damage item to get repaired
 sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar I see what you did there
 RedAlexxis: @RockPusher So it's a fridge too far?
 farley_f: ah good old greensleeves
 CaptainChibale: the unbroken fridge did break earlier but they seem to have repaired it and ignored the second fridge lmao
 RockPusher: RedAlexxis alas, we would prefer No Fridge Left Behind
 VinylMinty: @CaptainChibale They have grabbed a few things out of the burnt bridge a few times
 WriterRaven: The vampire tic of baring fangs and then clapping a hand over your mouth like you just insulted someone's grandma kinda makes me want to play some manner of vampire in a D&D game...
 RedAlexxis: @RockPusher Good one. 
wyndkin: The ice cream truck here broke down right in front of our house, did not turn off it's music and didn't leave for 4 hours when his buddy showed up and jump/cabled his truck. That was psychological torture
 sallomon33: @RockPusher 
 theymerLoviatar: @wyndkin ...I'm never complaining about the ice cream truck again
 HarmonisedMelody: Is that a waterfall behind the house?
 RockPusher: ♫ Morduuu ♫
 RainyMint: Morduuuu!
 sallomon33: @wyndkin OOF 
 RedAlexxis: @wyndkin Greensleves?
 WriterRaven: Welcome to Bed Talk with Ben and James!
 farley_f: looks like Ben in the bed
wyndkin: Greensleeves the new nightmare fuel
 RockPusher: wyndkin 4 hours with the jingle on in one place does seem exceesive
 theymerLoviatar: @WriterRaven 
 RockPusher: *excessive
 RedAlexxis: Oof, that is a lot in low-fi megaphones
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wyndkin: We even asked him to turn it off after 2 hours and he said he didn't know how
MungoDude: Bartleby vs Creepydoll CoffeePong
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Wow, they are a lot more accurate than James is.
 RedAlexxis: oh come on now
  r10pez10: that seems to imply the music is always going wherever they drive
 theymerLoviatar: @MungoDude warmup for the inevitable Felterweight Championship match
  r10pez10: which like, if you're an operator it's wild if you don't know that. maybe they were new
 HarmonisedMelody: Stinky toilet has spread its stink
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Both Beej and Gibb failed to clean to the toilets.
 WriterRaven: Gibb you spent TWO SECONDS cleaning, get back in there and finish the job. =P
 theymerLoviatar: wait what did you say about the Gen Z
 Leo_rhubarb: Lrrms!
 Wolfstrike_NL: "the gen z"
 HarmonisedMelody: Gen-Z Kimble
 flatluigi: the gen z himbalaya
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So, Gibb broke 2 sinks and is only pretending to clean the toilets?
 RockPusher: Butter  Gnocchi
 Wolfstrike_NL: Beej is ready to clown
 NotCainNorAbel: Level 5 Super Judge and MisCHIEF level 3
 HarmonisedMelody: One day the toilet will be clean... (no)
 sallomon33: Apparently Gibb only works in the chaos cuz he was fixing stuff left and right yesterday and today he keeps breaking it instead
 theymerLoviatar: @sallomon33 He's trying to seem useful, only way he can do it is by breaking things so he can fix them...
 sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar  
LadyEllie0: Holy sims household- 
 sallomon33: Ho, sul sul
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: At least Alex woke up happy. That is until he witnesses the state of the toilets.
 CaptainChibale: aight I'mma go sleep now, enjoy the day y'all
 Austere_Squire: observe the toilet
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 Wolfstrike_NL: 3 peeople cleaning the same puddle
 theymerLoviatar: muchi pichi, go onj.
 HarmonisedMelody: Heather is doing gods work sticking to the cleaning, but is it even possible to clean!?
wyndkin: She sounds like she's holding her breath as she dives in to clean it
 Austere_Squire: Alex?
 RockPusher:   
 Wolfstrike_NL: Second bite!
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, Heather ate again.
 Austere_Squire: Heather!
MungoDude: it looked like Alex clipped into the subocean for a second there
 RockPusher:   
 WriterRaven: @wyndkin You'd think she could just turn her breathing off, being undead and all...
 farley_f: https://youtu.be/zKsM4Y25FcI?si=0B8HvXNBSONBTvQd
 farley_f: appropriate for this house
wyndkin: Even the undead are like: "I ain't goin in there, it smells like poo gas!"
 RockPusher:  
 Austere_Squire: oh, we replaced the grill
 Austere_Squire: perfect
 Austere_Squire: the simlish radio is kinda sending me
Genie_M: the Lambda Rho Rho frorority house
 RockPusher: Enough soup to feed the whole crew
Sergue_Thorien: Was that Simlish Limp Bizkit?
 WriterRaven: @RockPusher Or one Beej. =P
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 Hedonistic_Mushroom: What up chat, who's dead tonight?
 RockPusher: WriterRaven can one ever truly sate The Hunger of the Beej
 WriterRaven: @Hedonistic_Mushroom Just Spoopifer and the toilets.
 farley_f: I would not walk in that bathroom in socks
 Austere_Squire: The bathroom, where we all converge
 HarmonisedMelody: I would not walk in that bathroom.
 Gophersaurus: Thanks for the gift sub flaressi! 
 RockPusher: So are we missing something with regards to the shitters being seemingly un-plungible?
 WriterRaven: Agilator!
 Austere_Squire: The lad!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Pool lunch party
 HarmonisedMelody: This looks like a great way to make the pool disgusting!
 RockPusher: Do we need a sims dietary fibre mod
 Austere_Squire: One sec, gotta change into my skin
 farley_f: who needs the shitter when you have the pool 
 HarmonisedMelody: Is that a couldron full of poutine?
 Austere_Squire: Paul, are you reading lines at Wheeler
 jadielady: good time zone yall
 HarmonisedMelody: Thanks Jadie!
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm
 farley_f: good time zone
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 NeoGetz: gtz newcomers
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Shivu narble!
 Boon_33: shivu narble eh.
 WriterRaven: Uhoh, Ben's having a time.
 Austere_Squire: Moo
wyndkin: I had one of those gnomes on a flamingo spawn right in front of a toilet once but it was invisible for some reason so all my sims couldn't use the toilet until I reloaded the game and it  was visible again.
 Wolfstrike_NL: We're getting closer to a full moon again
 farley_f: morduuuuuu
 HarmonisedMelody: Morduuuuuuu
 Vinewood_OG: Morduu!
 RockPusher: ♫ Morduuuuuu  ♫
 SlyFrostPaw: ModDUUUU
Genie_M: 
 Mystaira: Have they woohoo'd yet? 
 RockPusher: 
 RockPusher: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Nope, no WooHoo's yet
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Has the been a fire yet?
wyndkin: He poppin
 RockPusher: Awoooooooo!
 WriterRaven: awoooooo!
 DigitalSeahorse: I remember last year's fire
 SlyFrostPaw: lord help us if Creepydoll tries to reproduce
 Austere_Squire: Wow, James, he's just washing up
 HarmonisedMelody: AWOO!
 farley_f: why do you think the fridge and oven are gone
 SlyFrostPaw: @Hedonistic_Mushroom there has been many fires
 HarmonisedMelody: The moonbase did not DESERVE the fridge and oven
 themercenary1987: DIE DEMON OF THE NIGHT!!!
 HarmonisedMelody: They know what they did!
 reptile___: who is the werewolf?
 SlyFrostPaw: at least like, 5 fires
 farley_f:  
 sallomon33: @reptile___ Ben Ben
 Leo_rhubarb: Enough with the monster. Let's watch this person sleep!
 RockPusher: reptile___ It's WereBen
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Boon_33: little 4am pong
 themercenary1987: So it IS only me who thinks of American Dada when i see werewolves
 baltimore_667083: greetings
 baltimore_667083: who’ve we lost this time
 themercenary1987: Salutations... noone so far
 sallomon33: @themercenary1987 Well, I don't even know what that is
 farley_f: we lost a fridge and oven
 NeoGetz: gibb shouls be able to repair them
 themercenary1987: @sallomon33 The better Famliy Guy, Just has a very funny moment with werewolves which stuck in my mind
 sallomon33: Well, even if he does, we won't see it for a time
 RockPusher:  
 themercenary1987: MY EAARRRRSSS
 baltimore_667083: 
 HarmonisedMelody: ♫
 Vinewood_OG: 
 theymerLoviatar: The song of his people!
 sallomon33: Someone has to learn to play this thing, I swear
 baltimore_667083: “hi yes we’re with the pet hospital down the street,”
 WriterRaven: screeeeeeee
 AugmentingPath: "acquired the violin skill" may be a bit generous
 HarmonisedMelody: "Aquired the violin skill" is pushing the limits of the word 'skill'
 RockPusher:  
wyndkin: "I know just the thing for werewolves...we play the violin...and we play it poorly!"
 sallomon33: Otherwise our ears are gonna die
 Boon_33:  
 AugmentingPath: @HarmonisedMelody glad we're on the same page 
 theymerLoviatar: The "violin skill" may be limited to "knows which way round to hold the violin"
  r10pez10: how about less playing the violin and more cleaning the vile toilets
 HarmonisedMelody: What is on the floor in the bathroom...
 sallomon33: CREEPY Doll is SCARED, huh
wyndkin: Pixie dust
 themercenary1987: @wyndkin I mean if theyve got that good hearing... probably!
 sallomon33: Morduuu
 HarmonisedMelody: I see... "Pixie" "Dust"
 farley_f: if I had to go in those toilets I would be too
Genie_M: 
 Valkryir: oh no skinless bartleby
 RockPusher: Gibb appears to be wrecking Wheeler at "juice" pong
wyndkin: Don't mess with the yellow pixie dust
 WriterRaven: I suppose I should try to sleep at some point...
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: It's GibbFoot !
 Wolfstrike_NL: Sadly there's still very low activity on left side rooftop
 RockPusher: Morduuu!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Morduuuuuu
 farley_f: morduuuuu
 Vinewood_OG: Morduu!
 definenull: Morduuu
 HarmonisedMelody: She's saying what we're all thinking!
 NeoGetz: I wonder how many channels are confused at the level of engagement LRR is getting for streaming the sims playing itself
 definenull: And also with you!
 farley_f: mordu - the Gantt of the sims
 HarmonisedMelody: #1 Sims Stream!
 RockPusher: ♫ ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananawrench! ♫
 HarmonisedMelody: Come on Adam, you can do it! Clean, CLEAN!
 HarmonisedMelody: Nope, maybe Ben can do it?
 commentarywife: at least someone is trying to fix and clean things now!
 Leo_rhubarb: The puppet has to strip to shower but not the hot dog??
 Boon_33: when your screensaver wins the streamer battle
 VinylMinty: Any issues so far with this day of sims?
 VinylMinty: Or has everthing been stable?
wyndkin: He's retaining his hotdog water
 HarmonisedMelody: Shitter's Full, otherwise things are great?
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Streamer houses are so passe now. Streamer Sims are where it's at now.
 sallomon33: @Leo_rhubarb It's possible cuz Cori doesn't have any headwear?
 farley_f: thank you Kathleen
 commentarywife: hah, Kathleen just  needed to wave the wrench in the general direction of the shower because Cori did most of the work
 themercenary1987: Creepy is NOT ballin
 HarmonisedMelody: Nope, whoever finishes it gets the credit 
 RockPusher:  
 HarmonisedMelody: Go Adam!
 KadmosTech: What a workout. 45° incline
 Wolfstrike_NL: Angel getting workout advice from spoops
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 tanshala: is alex just talking about death?
 Wolfstrike_NL: As is his right
 Ned_Flandalorian: omg a naked gibb
RaeonTheAroAce: Has anyone died yet?
 MaddogM: @tanshala the demon core?
 RockPusher: Gibb's fur gets… really smooth… in the shower
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: @tanshala *John Mulaney voice*: As. One Does.
 SlyFrostPaw: the pingpong table is getting more use than i expected
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 TehAmelie: Harry died again in the same spot?
 TehAmelie: also, good morning
 Earthenone: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 AM
 commentarywife: so this year we've not simply rebuilt the Moonbase, but built a house that makes it really easy to see everyone at any given moment?
 Mangledpixel: yep. the idea is that it's a doll house
 flatluigi: makes it a lot more viable for watching
 TehAmelie: fairly ingenious design imo
 MaddogM: I thought it was a TV set
 Austere_Squire: Bless Heather and her commitment to attempting to keep this space liveable
 RedAlexxis: Random dance party ... no wait, wrong stream
 commentarywife: might also stop people from getting stuck in stairwells?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben tried setting it up so you can see everyone at all times, but that's to far out to hear the sims, and it just becomes to tiny enjoy watching them
 sallomon33: Damn there's a whole party upstairs
 WriterRaven: sinks are borked!
 Ned_Flandalorian: does the bathroom floor have barnacles
 farley_f: maybe a suggestion for next night is self cleaning toilets
 Mangledpixel: yeh the stairs have been replaced with magical teleporting doors
 commentarywife: @Mangledpixel well that's cool
 MaddogM: @Ned_Flandalorian pixie dust
 NeoGetz: oooh, I assumed there were stairs outside
 Wolfstrike_NL: Full Moon Revelry, and Ben is fine
 definenull: For now
 sallomon33: 'Ben is a Goofball' yeah, and the sky is blue
 Wolfstrike_NL: @NeoGetz There were at first while Ben build the house, but chat suggested portal doors
 commentarywife: ah, someone got to level 3 violin
 TehAmelie: i just thought, do the doors lead to whatever floor they want to go to?
 flatluigi: spectator showering
 flatluigi: they lead to any door yes
 HarmonisedMelody: James did, not bad for "Aquiring" the skill minutes ago
 sallomon33: @TehAmelie I believe so
 flatluigi: makes pathing extremely simple
 baltimore_667083: competitive showering 
 definenull: Spectator showering... the reverse problem of yesterday
 theymerLoviatar: hey at least they're showering.
 farley_f: Beej watches the whole thing 
  r10pez10: kathleen? macabre?
 HarmonisedMelody: Spectator Showering is IDEAL compared to last night
 Ned_Flandalorian: james pls it's been 12 hours
 sallomon33: Hey, you can hear the improvenent in James's playing
 MaddogM: Kathleen's mood killed by something overly basic.  That tracks
 commentarywife: what happened  last  night? 
 sallomon33: That's cool
 NeoGetz: by the end of the subathon, someone might learn to play that violin
 RockPusher: Ian's crotch is emitting Zs
 TehAmelie: some day the scree will not sound horrible
 Austere_Squire: someone free Heather from this hell
 WriterRaven: Aight friends, I'm out for the night. Enjoy the madness. 
 Boon_33: as part of his lemans training Ian learned to sleep with only a quarter of his body at a time.
 tanshala: who is the ghost?
 commentarywife: @tanshala Spoopifer
 farley_f: that's spoopifer
 Boon_33: @tanshala spoopifer? 
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 RockPusher:  
 tanshala: ah makes sense
 TehAmelie: did you know all musical instruments can be sorted in four categories? they make doot, bonk, scree or bleep
 Snowcookies: hey chat, sims been up to no good?
 themercenary1987: Guitar being Scree?
 definenull: Listen, good is relative
 jadielady: eepy time
 commentarywife: do we have some sort of ledger for what has happened when?
 TehAmelie: strings generally, yeah
 RockPusher: Snowcookies started making trouble in the neighbourhood
 HarmonisedMelody: No good like "Not keeping the toilets clean"?
 HarmonisedMelody: Ben is now in his Prime
 tanshala: oh know ben subsribed to amazon
 HarmonisedMelody: Ben is now a Werewolf Prime member!
 themercenary1987: Is piano Bonk or Bleep?
 flatluigi: @commentarywife the vst is tracking it iirc
 HarmonisedMelody: Piano is a string instrument?
 farley_f: does that mean Ben can be shipped in two days or less
 TehAmelie: bleep is just electronics, but otherwise it can be tricky
 definenull: This is vst's warm up
 baltimore_667083: how many times has a bleffy broken out this time
 Wolfstrike_NL: @flatluigi https://forms.gle/pUad9bNhSL2U5tL16
 HarmonisedMelody: How many Morduu?
 themercenary1987: YEs but pianos don't generally scree, especially keyboards
wyndkin: He's just standing there...menacingly!
 Wolfstrike_NL: oops, wrong link, that's thee eDB bracket
 commentarywife: @Wolfstrike_NL thank you 
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://vst.ninja/south/SubAThon4/
 RockPusher: Piano is hammer based, so bonk presumably
 themercenary1987: You bonk the keys no matter what however
 Vinewood_OG: Ben Ulmer: Atrocious Reputation
 commentarywife: hah, thank you
 definenull: Pianos honk and tonk, no?
 BiggJudicem: i see the house has been remodelled a bit since yesterday, whats been changed?
 HarmonisedMelody: Hehe, Kathleen is doing The Creep
 farley_f: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: @BiggJudicem https://imgur.com/obDFYK0 patchnotes
 RockPusher: Ben has made a powerful enemy
 Wolfstrike_NL: Creepy Doll and Ben despise each other, let them fight!
 Therberus: So have they started making the rocket ship?
 RockPusher: nyoooom
 Wolfstrike_NL: Nope, no action on the erocket 
 RockPusher: Awooooooo
 HarmonisedMelody: Ero-cket? That sounds like more of a Beej thing?
 farley_f: awooooo
 HarmonisedMelody: Sleepy Times Awoo
 Boon_33: brivna!
 Mangledpixel: jimwipsi!
 themercenary1987: Yknow, I get the feeling that a lot of these optional extras aren't all meant to be in the same house
 tanshala: ben says no sleep for anyone
 HarmonisedMelody: Awooo!
  r10pez10: they're not extras they're the crew
 electra310: Why hello there, Creepy Doll
 KBKarma: Oh, Harry isn't sick no more. I can see the difference now.
 themercenary1987: AHa! Sorry meant the SIms extra features
 tanshala: man creepy doll is way more talkative then i thought
 TehAmelie: Harry and Gibb are ganging up on James?
  r10pez10: i know i was being facetious 
 definenull: The puppets are scheming
  r10pez10: kinda rude calling them optional damn
 Wolfstrike_NL: @TehAmelie Adam, James has the yellow speedo
 TehAmelie: ah, classic
 KBKarma: Did anyone clean the toilets yet?
  r10pez10: on this the most holiest of subathons
 RockPusher: Kathleen thinking about cats, yeah that tracks
  r10pez10: KBKarma people have tried
 TehAmelie: the classic move being confusing Adam and James
 Therberus: As usual, ben enters a room, everyone runs away
 KBKarma: @r10pez10 Oh, I don't like the way you said that.
wyndkin: Meanwhile back at the woohoo room...
  r10pez10: they tend to give up halfway through
 definenull: @r10pez10 Mood
 KBKarma: Does anyone know who the person who sleeps with the robot helmet is? There was speculation earlier that it was Alex.
 TehAmelie: Kathleen has described herself as "professional cat botherer"
 tanshala: hey theres a werewolf behind you
 HarmonisedMelody: Someone using a robot head in place of a cpap machine? Or just thought it was cool?
wyndkin: Don't make eye contact
 RockPusher: No! Bad Ben! Not the couch!
 definenull: Bad ben!
 HarmonisedMelody: Yeah Ben, you show that Couch who's boss!
 HarmonisedMelody: Awooooo!
 KBKarma: Adam's the same height as Ben. How unrealistic.
 definenull: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Yeah Ben, you show Adam who's boss???
 flatluigi: no speculation needed, alex is definitely the robot head
 KBKarma: Go on Heather!
 TehAmelie: flies are never a good sign. . .
 KBKarma: *sigh*
 farley_f: Heather deserves her own house
 tanshala: dang it ben ruins everything again
 HarmonisedMelody: Whoever succeeds at cleaning that toilet should get a prize IRL 
 KBKarma: With no explanation/.
gnabaer: is that the ghost writer of LRR?
 HarmonisedMelody: :100:
 KBKarma: Just Ben turns up, hands them a trophy, and leaves.
 electra310: Spoopifer gets the computer!
 KBKarma: @gnabaer Spoopifer.
 HarmonisedMelody: Trophy of a poop emoji
 TehAmelie: the website is now managed by Spoopifer
wyndkin: Judging by the state of that bathroom imagine what that keyboard is like
 HarmonisedMelody: Or toilet, whatever
 theymerLoviatar: @wyndkin I will not, thank you
 HarmonisedMelody: Keyboard also just covered in "Pixie Dust"
 theymerLoviatar: BEN NO, BAD
 farley_f: 
gnabaer: @KBKarma that makes a lot of sense
 Vinewood_OG: Awwww
 RockPusher: Awooooo
 HarmonisedMelody: Awooo!
 Sanityis0verrated: Be n always causing trouble
 theymerLoviatar: @KBKarma it was dust flying up from him beating up the sink
 HarmonisedMelody: Look, that's just Ben being Ben, you can't hold them accountable for that! It would be like holding the sun accountable for shining!
 KBKarma: No, while he was behind the table, not the sink.
 HarmonisedMelody: Or a dog accountable for eating your sandwich when you turn your back for a second
 KBKarma: @HarmonisedMelody Why do you think I don't do that?
 KBKarma: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:37 AM
 HarmonisedMelody: The sun is blameless! The moon though....
 HarmonisedMelody: *shakes fist*
 KBKarma: I'm watching you, Moon.
 theymerLoviatar: did you know it's reasonably common for deaf people to assume the sun makes a sound?
 HarmonisedMelody: I've heard that, it's so cool!
 electra310: So do they go in the bedroom and get mad that their favorite bunk is not available?
 KBKarma: Yeah.
@lisuru5302: was not expecting overnight sims live lol
@lisuru5302: and someones dead xD
@lisuru5302: poor heather rofl.
@DemoniacDeath: Ben going full werewolf is peak chaos
 KBKarma: Well, the Sun is indeed an eldritch abomination.
 TehAmelie: i heard that it does. it's so loud you could hear it in space
 NeoGetz: @KBKarma My favourite old quote that noone in my life recognises when I use it
 themercenary1987: FOr whatever reason, it is funny to me that while hours slide from timezones to timezones, the minutes are always accurate no mater what
 Pangogie: RIP
 HarmonisedMelody: ♫ The Sun Is A Deadly Laser ♫
 farley_f: ouch
 KBKarma: @NeoGetz I want them to do more Unskippable and do the FFXIV openers. There's some Moon stuff in there.
 TehAmelie: the 45° was a bold choice
 theymerLoviatar: @HarmonisedMelody very apropos with your username
 KBKarma: @HarmonisedMelody nott anymore there's a blanket
  r10pez10: nice dinner spot
 Snowcookies: I used to think the sound of cicadas was the sound of the sun radiation 
 NeoGetz: @themercenary1987 there are timezones that mess that up too
 ArtOfStuttering: @themercenary1987 yeah about that.. plenty of zones where it shifts with half an hour 
 HarmonisedMelody: I'm trying to learn the Alt + 14 code tonight  ♫
 RockPusher:  
 HarmonisedMelody: Also alt + 13, I guess, but I prefer the double not ♫  ♪
wyndkin: My wife is deaf and at one time had a cochlear implant put in, she didn't know that bicycles made noise and she could hear the city ambiance and for a while she kept asking what that noise was, it took us hearing folk a hot minute to figure out what noise she was asking about.
 HarmonisedMelody: *note
 TehAmelie: my favorite is alt-250 :·)
 HarmonisedMelody: · Oooh, that's a neat one! ·
 NeoGetz: I miss people knowing about the various alt codes, they were much more creative using special charcters in newsletters then
 HarmonisedMelody: ©®™ were my favourites to know growing up
 KBKarma: I could never figure out how to type in the codes.
  r10pez10: ever since i got keyboards without numpads i've had to use alt codes less
 theymerLoviatar: gonna have an earworm of this song all day
 HarmonisedMelody: I refuse to get keyboards without numpads! 
  r10pez10: i mainly use https://shapecatcher.com now
 RockPusher hugs his Compose key
 NeoGetz: Keyboards, without numpads, I couldnt survive
 KBKarma: Oh, Ben reverted.
 TehAmelie: ™ is certainly the one i have most use for
  r10pez10: ٽ
 Snowcookies: Graham is a gamer
 Pangogie: a
 HarmonisedMelody: I don't use 'em that much, but I'd notice it EVERY time I didn't have it...
 Wolfstrike_NL: Lol IAN
 HarmonisedMelody: Sigh... James is getting... better
 Wolfstrike_NL: standing in front of James, plugging his ears
 flatluigi: oh good, nelson can finally watch twitch
 electra310: Good work, Nelson, you can chat with video game pros!
wyndkin: The dinosaur picture is their only therapy
 KBKarma: Can he watch twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun?
 RockPusher: Gotta be a pro-level gamer to *watch* Twitch
  r10pez10: i should practise my scales
 KBKarma: I just need to put batteries in mine.
 electra310: "You're energized! Try working out or cleaning the house!" :Heads straight for the computer:
 electra310: Like me fr
 NeoGetz: good progress
 HarmonisedMelody: He can FLY!
 mirshebs: damn serge what that trashcan do to you
 Wolfstrike_NL: Wheeler and Matt getting magical
 Ned_Flandalorian: did serge just wreck the bin downstairs?
 arcanzaJenkins: uh
 HarmonisedMelody: FIRE!
 RockPusher: Bleffy!
 KBKarma: FIRE!
 theymerLoviatar: ngl I would die of anxiety if I was practicing scales on an instrument and half a dozen people decided to hang out having a conversation in the same room
 Invitare: well I see they're not filthy, so improvements have been made
 flatluigi: there goes the other oven
 HarmonisedMelody: Oh no! Heather has discovered... FIRE
@KJayPlays: Omg, Bartleby and Creepy Doll playing ping pong. The showdown of the century.
 KBKarma: BLAFFY!
 Wolfstrike_NL: 2nd stove!
 SlyFrostPaw: Bleffy!!!!!
 Boon_33: F
 flatluigi: thankfully we have cauldron
 Dreadelicious: SWEET JESUS
  r10pez10: why did everyone gether towards the fire
 KBKarma: Uh oh.
 flatluigi: also a hello to everyone who left the stream on when they went to bed
 Dreadelicious: Owie ow my ears
 themercenary1987: I think that took out a shower too
 TehAmelie: such noisy bleffy
 farley_f: yes -"discovered"
 RedAlexxis: oh dear
 theymerLoviatar: LMAO a fire
 NeoGetz: i preferred the violin
ichibento: I step away for a coffee and there's a friggin' fire?!
 Dreadelicious: It happens
 RockPusher: r10pez10 all the better to put it out and/or all die in it
 farley_f:  
 Boon_33: can we replace the fire alarm sound with  H.O.T. T.O. G.O.
 KBKarma: Ah! Shared crisis means people bonding.
 vingris_: Did one of the showers get burnt?
 RedAlexxis: now we are all just standing in the kitchen
 electra310: Well at least they didn't all die on the lawn from this fire
 themercenary1987: Yup
 FromBrainToKeyboard: At least the crew continue to do a good job of immediately putting it out
  r10pez10: "now that you're all here, who wants to clean the toilets"
 mirshebs: didnt bens note say they should fix burnt items now too?
 KBKarma: I was getting worried that people were going to keep standing around it.
 HarmonisedMelody: Hahaha, oh dear, dead shower is probably the real disaster here 
wyndkin: They still have a warm simmering pot of mac and cheese upstairs though
 tanshala: if there was a fire could they even leave?
 RockPusher: Oh, the firefighters turned up that time?
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Also, hello and good time zone everyone
 themercenary1987: Yes but apparently it can tke a While
 Wolfstrike_NL: @tanshala No 
 NeoGetz: @r10pez10 That chair wasn't even here!
 KBKarma: @mirshebs It did. The two burned stoves, the burned fridge, and the burned shower say otherwise.
 flatluigi: @mirshebs it _should_ work but it can take a while and the sims are already not often repairing things
 flatluigi: we might need to turn up autonomous repair rates
 mirshebs: ahhh
 TehAmelie: "Beej is erratic." the game knows what it's doing
 arcanzaJenkins: or add more gnomes
 flatluigi: @arcanzaJenkins the thing with the gnomes is that they need to be fed with fairy dust and that's also not autonomous
 KBKarma: Angel trying to get riichi.
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: angel focused and ben distracting, art imitates life
 arcanzaJenkins: @flatluigi ah, shows how much I know about sims
 flatluigi: and we're going to get a lot less gnomes now that people are mostly healthy
 NeoGetz: btw, who is Angel? She's fitting in perfectly with the crew
 KBKarma: Friend of crew.
 FromBrainToKeyboard: So they're down two stoves and a fridge?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Wheelers partner
 tanshala: and one shower
 flatluigi: @NeoGetz angel is new crew, she's wheeler's partner and has been around for a year or so now
 NeoGetz: Thanks 
 flatluigi: more than that i think, she was doing mahjong with wheeler in the first year of is this your card
 KBKarma: Ah, didn't know Angel was Wheeler's partner.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Also, long time chat member: avjamethyst
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: angel was on can't draw horses too iirc
 Snowcookies: Also long time DB craftalong subnitter
 flatluigi: january 2024 was her first stream i think, on horses
 farley_f: like a lot of the LRR crew joined by osmosis
  r10pez10: wheeler backseating angel lmao
 flatluigi: recently did a surgery on a bartleby
 HarmonisedMelody: Checkmate Bartleby!
 Rourke9: Angel has also been mentioned on North 100 for a long time as a canlander player iirc?
 NeoGetz: Ah, card and horses are two of the segments I rarely catch so hadn't met her yet
 TehAmelie: if the treadmill breaks i think that'll be the end. total riot.
 flatluigi: can't draw horses club has been over for a year neo :v
 HarmonisedMelody: Nawww, feelings between Alex and Nelson
 flatluigi: which also makes it hard to catch
 RockPusher: Morduuu!
 NeoGetz: lol, I hadn't realised. I'm a terrible fan
 Vinewood_OG: Morduuu!
 HarmonisedMelody: How dare! XD
 Snowcookies: Morduuu
  r10pez10: a lot happens
 HarmonisedMelody: Yolmaa!
  r10pez10: kathleen is the only one i hear say yalma
 NeoGetz: LRR gifts us almost too much content
 Wolfstrike_NL: Morduuu
 RockPusher: ♫ Morduuu ♫
 farley_f: morduuuuu
 Vinewood_OG: Morduuu!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Morduuu!
 Saunabath: Is the ghost Spoopifer, or did someone die?
 TehAmelie: did the  basketaball reproduce?
 Jogela: To fly for a pink guy
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Spoopifer
 Vinewood_OG:   
 RockPusher: We need a clean take from Paul at some point singing morduuu
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Saunabath  
 TehAmelie: Harry did die, though. twice.
 HarmonisedMelody: Morduu!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: He was brought back by Death a second time?!
 Vinewood_OG: Morduuu!
 Wolfstrike_NL: If so, I missed that...
 Sanityis0verrated: poor heather
 arcanzaJenkins: I feel like I have never seen the toilets successfully get cleaned
KitteyWolf: theres so much fairy dust just everywhere on the ground i'm laughing so much
 Molladia: I know bens patch notes said they repairs burnt items, but it appears false
 flatluigi: it was tested by another chatter
 Vinewood_OG: Maybe the cauldron of KD and unclean-able toilets was a bad combo
KitteyWolf: @Molladia so, unless he installed the mod wrong. i KNOW it works because i was the one who tested it in my game.
 flatluigi: it does work, it just takes a while, and i wouldn't be surprised if the nonburnt items are taking priority
 RockPusher: Indeed, it feels like we need some sort of dietary fibre for the toilet situation
NonchalantAvenger: hiya chat! did ben fix the old bugs? any new ones?
 Wolfstrike_NL: They can still shower, and cook with the cauldron, so everything is fine
  r10pez10: the shower broke earlier and paul fixed it even
 atinyspacemarine: Mornin', chat!
 kalira77: Every time I tune in, Heather is working on that toilet. I feel like they should simply threaten the other Sims with a knife and probably get better results.
  r10pez10: good luck burning a shower
 Molladia: @KitteyWolf sorry to question the patch
 TehAmelie: oh dear, gnomes
 flatluigi: @r10pez10 well, good news
 Wolfstrike_NL: @r10pez10 They did!
KitteyWolf: @Molladia haha i dont blame you
 Vinewood_OG: Occupado!
 Ned_Flandalorian: there's still the outside shower
 atinyspacemarine: Are the shitters just really full?
 RockPusher: James, Heather was trying to plunge that!
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no
 TehAmelie: no one knows where the wiimotes are :x
wyndkin: She's like a bathroom Sisyphus, always cleaning toilets but they never get clean
 flatluigi: ben?
 Vinewood_OG: Bruh
 Creideiki_SE: !time
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 flatluigi: ben pissed on the carpet in front of everyone
 flatluigi: bad dog
 HarmonisedMelody: Ben, Couch is NOT tree!
 theymerLoviatar: all maintenance work is just man battling entropy
 Vinewood_OG: Bad puppers!
  r10pez10: how embarassing
 Bassios: The fridge appears to be sparking
@KJayPlays: Poor heather. I wish they had self cleaning fancy japanese toilets so she wouldn't spend half her time stressing in the bathroom.
 The_Color_Twelve: I'm sure its fine
 TehAmelie: i want a 50 liter cauldron of melted cheese
 BlueChloroplast: 
 RockPusher:  
 atinyspacemarine: What's the deal with the cauldron?
 arcanzaJenkins: wait, why are we reciting poetry in front of wheeler's house?
 Molladia: what is the purpose of the cauldron?
 flatluigi: @Molladia food
 RockPusher: atinyspacemarine how else are you going to make All The Soup
 Wolfstrike_NL: Can cook food
 flatluigi: naked spoopifer again
 HarmonisedMelody: Anyone at Fitness 10?
 atinyspacemarine: @RockPusher You make a good point
 Molladia: @flatluigi has anybody else used that shower?
 flatluigi: i think so
 Wolfstrike_NL: Shame the swings are not getting any use
 atinyspacemarine: Jafaa, kree!
 TehAmelie: the gnomes are spreading
ichibento: Ben!
 Wolfstrike_NL: GDI Ben
 HarmonisedMelody: Maybe Ben needs a mirror?
 Vinewood_OG: Morduuu!
 Sanityis0verrated: Ben needs some house training
 Ned_Flandalorian: well he picked it up
 HarmonisedMelody: Does that help puppos?
 RockPusher: Molladia hmmm, I don't recall seeing anyone else use that shower, I wonder if there is still a pathing issue up there that Spoopifer's ghostlyness bypasses
 Molladia: @RockPusher yeah no progress on the "rockets" either
 flatluigi: *something* is getting repaired
 jadielady: yeah I don't think I'd seen anyone go out there until now, maybe they didn't intentionally ignore the llama!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Lol
 jadielady: oh there they go lol
 RockPusher: or we could just be wrong
 jadielady: suddenly they noticed it exists
 Molladia: ok immediately prove us wrong
 HarmonisedMelody: Awww, thought paul was Rocket-ing
 HarmonisedMelody: But instead he's being a responsible adult...
 atinyspacemarine: What's the band around the plumbbob?
 Ned_Flandalorian: they might need more logic to use the rocket stuff, paul and bartleby have been levelling that
 theymerLoviatar: Tima nagu!
 HarmonisedMelody: Band around the plumbbob means they're a magical being (Vamp, Ghost, Pixie etc)
 atinyspacemarine: Ty
 HarmonisedMelody: nw!
 wolfiezz43: Wild
 atinyspacemarine: Poor Heather
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben's fine
 TalpTheScot: hes hangry
 Vinewood_OG: Been there
 Wolfstrike_NL: Another weerewolf in the background!
 TehAmelie: Tom Waits has sung about sleeping in the rain, but that has to be better than sleeping on the wet bathroom floor
 HarmonisedMelody: Eh, Doggos are chill like that
 Molladia: Poor heather and that loo, it never remains clean
 flatluigi: he pissed on the carpet earlier, i think ben is at rock bottom
 TalpTheScot: hes trapped inside, no ones taken him for a walk
 Wolfstrike_NL: Everyone despises him and he can't leave
 HarmonisedMelody: Irresponsible pet owners tbh
 TehAmelie: when i was young regulation table tennis went to 21 points, then they changed it to 11, and now you can apaprently win a game 3-2
 Boopity: Sims are irresponsible in many aspects
 TalpTheScot: it never stops being funny seeing someone eat shit on the treadmill
 StarShock2002: @TalpTheScot in real life too
 theymerLoviatar: did Angel just call someone a himbo
 Wolfstrike_NL: Twitch chat on the pc, maybe
 Invitare: oh another bed
 Molladia: why is spoopifer grieving?
ichibento: Wait...is someone a werewolf?!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Creepy Doll and Graham died yesterday, shortly
 TehAmelie: he's seen so much death, what with being a ghost
 Boopity: What are ominous sentence @Molladia
 Wolfstrike_NL: might still remember that
 flatluigi: @ichibento ben is
 KBKarma: Ah, Ben shifted again.
 Wolfstrike_NL: durable chairs
 RockPusher: Awoooooo
 Mangledpixel: awoooo
 Vinewood_OG: Awoooo
ichibento: Checks out.
 Invitare: did Ben re-add the roof llama?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Nope, it got reeplaced
 KBKarma: Ah, I figured out why Ben was censored behind the table earlier.
 bisaflau: Ben no! Bad doggo!
 TalpTheScot: oh no he is in the trash again
 Vinewood_OG: typical exercise cryptid
 SlyFrostPaw: the dramatic audio sting as the camera pans to Creeydoll, ominous
 theymerLoviatar: @KBKarma was he peein?
ichibento: European.
 SlyFrostPaw: also keep seeing the pale white hands and black cloak from behind, think good ole Harry is Death
 sallomon33: Yes James, mella sneeffa
 goateedave86: That is one wrecked toilet
 atinyspacemarine: Bathrooms in good shape
 KBKarma: @theymerLoviatar He was indeed.
 TehAmelie: statistically, someone in this house should always be showering so the shower spraying water nonstop only helps
 theymerLoviatar: Bengineering more like Bengipeein
 Molladia: What type of Fae is Jordynne?
 sallomon33: Let's go Adam, maybe the toilet will get fixed finally
 KBKarma: Jordynne's Sim looks and sounds a lot like her.
 atinyspacemarine: Beej doing cardio for when he needs to run from banana cori
 sallomon33: @Molladia We assume a Witch
 FlannelShirtEnthusiast: So I see that we have Creepy Doll, Bartleby, and Spoopifer. Do we have Pistachio?
 KBKarma: Nope
 sallomon33: Unfortunately no
 TehAmelie: we could say the gnomes are Pistachio
 KBKarma: There is also a Bigfoot that is Gibb.,
 flatluigi: pistachio's back at the moonbase doing all the work
 Vinewood_OG: TRT Gibb
 sallomon33: The closest we have to Pistachio is Beej's fursona
 FlannelShirtEnthusiast: @sallomon33 is that what the panda is
 atinyspacemarine: Are the toilets bugged?
 sallomon33: 'They finally left, I can clean the to~ aaaand someone came'
 TehAmelie: Bartleby has gone through some changes, but they're always our unnerving eyeless flesh beast
 sallomon33: @FlannelShirtEnthusiast Yes
 flatluigi: @atinyspacemarine we think cleaning them keeps getting interrupted, but autocleaning toilets are on the suggestion list
 TehAmelie: the T-1000 run
 sallomon33: Tbf even with the toilet issue the sims are doing MUCH BETTER than yesterday
 SlyFrostPaw: wonder what unholy offspring would come from Bartleby and Creepy
 arcanzaJenkins: has heather had a chance to feed?
 sallomon33: @arcanzaJenkins Yes
 Wolfstrike_NL: Still waiting for the Bartelby Bodypillow
 Vinewood_OG: Knife hands running like tom cruise
 sallomon33: Graham v Beej it seems
 atinyspacemarine: I'm definitely curious where the gaps are, so to speak, with the mods for this.  Is life to
 flatluigi: welp
 sallomon33: Aand it ended cuz Graham peed himself
 sallomon33: I think
 flatluigi: a matt's romance
 sallomon33: Either that or he REALLY needs to pee
 TehAmelie: it seems they do only play for 3 points
 atinyspacemarine: *I'd like to try getting into Sims code morning with a stable overnight mod
  r10pez10: heated outdoor shower is luxurious
 goateedave86: Oh the soup is new from when I last watched
 flatluigi: with both stoves out of commission it's good the cauldron exists
 atinyspacemarine: It does feel like the bathroom things might be more of a capacity issue
 Makoforte: Okay silly question why is there a stinky cauldron next to the pool
 sallomon33: @Makoforte Soup
  r10pez10: it's a supply of kraft dinner
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 Wolfstrike_NL: Ahw, Adam and James are good friends
 TehAmelie: tbf keeping a 50 liter pot cooking day and night makes sense for a house with 24 people
  r10pez10: saves them having to cook food themselves
 SlyFrostPaw: the cauldron is the backup backup backup food source for when they burn everrything
 Makoforte: I see
 SlyFrostPaw: also Soop
 sallomon33: Adam coaching James I see
 Makoforte: Also is there a mod that lets Heather disappear other Sims for angering her? Cause there should be
 Wolfstrike_NL: Heather can bite them
  r10pez10: no it would be too realistic
 sallomon33: YALMAAA
 Wolfstrike_NL: She already bit James and I believee Graham
 Vinewood_OG: Ocupado!
 sallomon33: Wait did Angel just pee WITH Paul in the stall?
 Wolfstrike_NL: It happens
 Makoforte: Also is there a list somewhere that tells us whose Sim is whose?
 SlyFrostPaw: when you gotta go you gotta go
 atinyspacemarine: Work bathroom is NOT a good place for a hookup
 sallomon33: Also, we had elf on a shelf, but get ready for: Paul in the stall
  r10pez10: lol did the other fridge die
 theymerLoviatar: @sallomon33 thanks, I was taking a sip
 TehAmelie: i think you'll have to watch the tapes of Ben's introduction if you want to put names to faces
 sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar No problemo 
 SlyFrostPaw: @Makoforte Gibb can just Do That ™️
 Makoforte: Gibb should not turn into a normal man
 RockPusher: Alrighty, time for some slumber. Have fun, be good, and I'll catch you all again in a few hours 
  r10pez10: drying the fur would take forever
 flatluigi: @sallomon33 https://lrrooc.tumblr.com/post/190244518664
 gualdhar: Simlish rap is awful my god
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 Vinewood_OG: @flatluigi   
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 sallomon33: Paul hitting that gym
 SlyFrostPaw: Paul, more like, Swaul 💪
 goombalax: Zeeba Looba Barry NOIZA
 Vinewood_OG: Beej, no! That's the piss couch!
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Makoforte No, it's a pretty decent recreation of the LRR crew, with some fun outfits, with this year added Angel, Bartelby (pink doll), Gibb (blue yeti), Spoopifer (ghost), and Creepy Doll
 Makoforte: Second question: is there just a dance in your underwear room or is the dancing in underwear a coincidence
 sallomon33: @Vinewood_OG As Heather demonstrated with her reaction
 flatluigi: alternatively: https://lrrooc.tumblr.com/post/190244551744
 Makoforte: @Wolfstrike_NL They may be, but honestly I have a really hard timing telling most of the sims apart
 Vinewood_OG: @flatluigi "A Men's Bromance"
  r10pez10: why is serge grieving
 Makoforte: Mostly the bearded men with hair
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Makoforte Yea, sometimes sims don't change out of swimwear or sleepwear and partake in activity
 theymerLoviatar: The only way I can tell Adam and James Sims apart is Adam has tattoos, tbj
 theymerLoviatar: *tbh
  r10pez10: i don't know if it cycles cameras in the same order each time
 sallomon33: Cam, calm down
 SaoirseStuff: I'm guessing the hotdog is... Cori?
 SlyFrostPaw: @r10pez10 probably still grieving when CreepyDoll or Graham died but came back. theyd keep the tag of "household member died" even when they come back
 Wolfstrike_NL: @SaoirseStuff Correct, no banana suit sadly
 atinyspacemarine: To be fair, that sounds traumatic
  r10pez10: it does look like it's just cycling the rows
 flatluigi: yeah, the cycling isn't a mod, it's just an autohotkey script
 sallomon33: Of course Paul has great rep
 sallomon33: Paul is the best
 Boopity: True
 Cunobelenos: The Bartleby is so disturbing to me...
 Desruprot: a lot of basketball
 atinyspacemarine: That is why he's Paul
 TehAmelie: ah ha jakuzamby!
 Makoforte: Who is the one stalking around in a paint splatter coloured shirt
  r10pez10: that's kathleen
 Chedamann: That hug was synced to the thunder and lightning
 Makoforte: @r10pez10 ...in colours other than black or dark blue??
 Diabore: @sallomon33 Facts
 Thagnok: Oh it's Gib! That took me too long.
 Boopity: @Cunobelenos Ben streamed his creation and it was... a time
 sallomon33: Did I hear a bleffy?
 SlyFrostPaw: Bleffy 
 atinyspacemarine: The exhibitionist showers are quite a choice
  r10pez10: they wouldn't shower at all otherwise
 TehAmelie: there was a bleffy alarm like an hour ago that i'm sure woke up half of north America
 SlyFrostPaw: @atinyspacemarine its the only way we could get them to bathe
 Makoforte: @atinyspacemarine No one showered in the non-exhibitionist shower
 theymerLoviatar: Just dudes being bros in the back corner of the bathroom?
 SlyFrostPaw: sims are weird about privacy. Dorm Showers get around that
  r10pez10: this is jordynne
 atinyspacemarine: @SlyFrostPaw I remember the issue last time, but it's still funny
 MaddogM: Did I just see James (? On the treadmill) call down the thunder?
 Makoforte: Also fucking. Is Ian in a home made Principality of Zeon pilot suit??
 Wolfstrike_NL: O gods help us
 Wolfstrike_NL: Gibb trying violin
 Makoforte: This man is my ememy
 Boopity: Gibb pls
 sallomon33: I like how she started dancing right when the music switched so for a mo she was dancing to silence 
 InconsiderateHat: Wholesome supportive friends
  r10pez10: kathleen? comedic?
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 Wolfstrike_NL: Wheeler and Ian Meerging
 Makoforte: Even in the Sims, Char Apologia.......
 sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL Or, Wheeeian for short
 atinyspacemarine: Gibb is so skilled, playing violin with no thumbs
 EphemeralOsprey: this treadmill seems hazardous, there have been so many faceplants
 Makoforte: Spoooifer is red
 Makoforte: Why wa Spoopifer red.
 atinyspacemarine: Maybe the lack of maintenance is from CTEs on the treadmill
 Makoforte: God I cannot type right now
 theymerLoviatar: He's a colorful little lad like that
 flatluigi: compupifer
 arcanzaJenkins: everyone wants to hear gibb practice
 Makoforte: Because if he's a Pinkerton the colour he least should be is read...
 SlyFrostPaw: hes about to be poopifer
 InconsiderateHat: Look at all those friends being supportive of Gibb's recital
 Makoforte: Brb gonna go replace my thumbs
  r10pez10: why is everyone in here
  r10pez10: was there a fire
 Makoforte: No
 Boopity: Admiring some music
 Valkryir: they dont often actually talk a whole lot, so it's probs a good thing
 flatluigi: this is what happens with performances sometimes
 Drasvin: Listening to Gibb practice
 SlyFrostPaw: theyre all listening to Gibb perform 
 MaddogM: Gibbs playing is fire?
 Makoforte: Everyone just loves the musical stylings of gibb
 Makoforte: We have our next volume of Now That's What I... Call Music?
 sallomon33: Tbf we suffered through James practicing and you can hear the improvement
 SlyFrostPaw: oh god, theyre all blocking eachother
 sallomon33: Now
 SlyFrostPaw: nobody cann get out
  r10pez10: holy shit the TV channel changed
 Wolfstrike_NL: At least Serge knows how to use the tv remote
 atinyspacemarine: Call the fire Marshall!
 Makoforte: Look if one of them dies one of them can get out
 Boopity: Is everyone stuck at the door
 sallomon33: @SlyFrostPaw UH OH
 themercenary1987: So we've had boiling heat, thunderstorms and now snow in a matter oif days?
 GDwarble: Nice...polar dip?
 arcanzaJenkins: @themercenary1987 yeah that sounds like fall to me
 flatluigi: pool's heated thankfully
 atinyspacemarine: What's in the pool
 ralphthellama: Sounds like Texas weather!
 Makoforte: Guys don't eat in the pool that's gross
 gualdhar: what happened to the alligator?
 InconsiderateHat: @Boopity I think it's just the post-recital reception
 BraveOthello: Why are they all eating in the pool?! Didn't mom ever warn them?!
 SlyFrostPaw: Lots of Things
 Molladia: @atinyspacemarine water, and some legs
 Boopity: Phew
 sallomon33: @Molladia And a croc... sometimes
  r10pez10: just a supercut of people eating shit on the treadmill
 Molladia: @sallomon33 thats an aligator
 theymerLoviatar: That toilet really is Heather's nemesis
 sallomon33: Wheeler and Kathleen good friends? Makes sense
 SlyFrostPaw: @r10pez10 set to Hard Knock Life from Annie, sims eating it in time to the music
 theymerLoviatar: Kathleen would never listen to this.
 Boopity: I mean, Sims 4 had an infamous problem with them taking _too damn long to eat_, in part because they are unable to do it at the same time as anything else. Seems like they changed that
 InconsiderateHat: MORDU
 Molladia: oh an easle, have we spotted anybody painting?
 sallomon33: Ok it seems the congestion solved itself
 sallomon33: Thankfully
 Boopity: @theymerLoviatar To be fair, none of these Sims are doing anything their real counterparts would 
 theymerLoviatar: @Boopity What, are you implying Cam would not go swimming in a crow costume and Ben would not pee on the dining room floor?
 SlyFrostPaw: @Boopity I duno, Creepydoll seems like hed starvee to death because he doesnt wanna walk 2 feet to the fridge after like a week straight of staring at a wall
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @theymerLoviatar cam wouldn't go swimming in a crow costume at least
 BraveOthello: Good lord the hot bunking
 Bright5park: Saves on heating in the winter. 
 Volus_dude: i don't think Cam would go swimming Crow costume or not.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Matt and James splaying with balls
 InconsiderateHat: Ben! Why are there stage lights on the double-bed?!
 flatluigi: @InconsiderateHat to aid with performance
 TehAmelie: same reason they are in the bathroom i bet
 Makoforte: @InconsiderateHat Bonathan insists on good lighting
 BraveOthello: @flatluigi You already know the answer
 Molladia: so much fitness!! Why doesn't anybody paint, or play chess?
 SlyFrostPaw: I agree SimBeej, Naya is a good colour grouping
 PharaohBender27: Morning! How've the Sims been faring?
 theymerLoviatar: @Molladia They play violin, to our detriment
 BraveOthello: Don't you do Gibb dirty like that, it was ART
 TehAmelie: i think they do their most creative expressions on the computer, but everyone has to share it
 Wolfstrike_NL: @PharaohBender27 Decent, 2 small fires and a lot of bad violin players
 theymerLoviatar: @PharaohBender27 Much better, although we have discovered Spoopifer and Gibb have human forms under their outfits
 CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 InconsiderateHat: Dang James
 CAKHost: Someone is giggling
 CAKHost: Is that Serge in the Poster? I feel that is Serge
 TehAmelie: those couches look more comfortable than the bunk beds
 themercenary1987: Not quite my tempo
 CAKHost: It might just be a generic Sim poster but still giving me Serge vibes
 Molladia: @theymerLoviatar Jordynne
 TehAmelie: better qestion, HOW is sleeping with Bartleby
 theymerLoviatar: @Molladia RIP
 BraveOthello: Scandalous
 Vinewood_OG: "It's a living."
 quesog32: When Gibb is not on the screen, I'm always wondering - what is Gibb doing?
 CAKHost: The muppets are in the Sims with us.... D8
 Vinewood_OG: It's MoreBenTime!
 Wolfstrike_NL: There goes Ben again
 themercenary1987: Goddamn there aren't this amount of full moons in a month
 TehAmelie: Harry got spooped 
 NeoGetz: ran off for a bit, anone repair the ovens yet?
 InconsiderateHat: Oh WereBen, you scamp
 SlyFrostPaw: ovens still toasted
 Valkryir: ben hasn't torpedoed his social standing enough yet
 protojman: I want to see Ben and Creepydoll cuddle just like in the hustle intro
KitteyWolf: @themercenary1987 werewolf rampages in the sims 4 are triggered by their "fury" being high and them basically getting the angry zoomies
 quesog32: 
 Stormgod519: morning chat
 gualdhar: yikes, what did Ben do to make Serge hate him?!?
 TehAmelie: @NeoGetz i think they've settled for subsisting on infinity stew at the roof
 NeoGetz: Morning stormgod
 EphemeralOsprey: good timezone
@Quiltfish: lower left looks like it's shoddily censored Naughty stuff
@Quiltfish: oop nevermind
KitteyWolf: @gualdhar every time ben wolfs out everyone nearby gets upset
 Volus_dude: peed on floor @gualdhar
 flatluigi: @gualdhar the entire house hates ben since he keeps going on rampage and peeing on the floor and destroying furniture
 ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, what them Sims do
 Shadwhawk: Has there been any woohooing?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Rip tv
 Wolfstrike_NL: No WooHoo yet
 TehAmelie: Ben keeps making himself a werewolf, apparently he's just into being the heel
 themercenary1987: ERRR PAUL
 Stormgod519: Matt...
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessHandsomeScallionAllenHuhu-vih_sE48vhNHnnw_
 bisaflau: Paul what are you doing!?
 Stormgod519: or was that paul?
 NeoGetz: did paul just get changed to shower and leave?
 InconsiderateHat: ROFL - PAUL GET BACK IN THERE
 flatluigi: the other shower is burnt
 CAKHost: Those toilets could use poopuri... or an excorist
 gualdhar: Paul, showing dominance to get the shower
 themercenary1987: Whomever they are letting it free for the moment
 theymerLoviatar: LRR entering their nudist arc?
 Cavemanhar: @CAKHost the later might be more effective
 Wolfstrike_NL: Not again
 Vinewood_OG: Dammit Ben!
 InconsiderateHat: DUDE
 TehAmelie: everyone does like walking around in their swimsuits
 NeoGetz: He's off to visit krog with a new idea for open streaming
GedankenPalast_: oh man Ben
 Molladia: THanks Nelly
 Fantusta: Is this an episode of TTSF?
 flatluigi: tv fix, much more important than ovens
 Vinewood_OG: @Fantusta not enough fires
 TehAmelie: Nelly fixed the Wii? MVP here
 themercenary1987: Hell yeah Nelson! Competency!
 Boopity: @Fantusta So many things keep breaking
 CAKHost: @Cavemanhar *nods*
 NeoGetz: It will need to be TTSF at the rate theyre going through applicances
 theymerLoviatar: the fucking smash cut to Heather just standing there LMAOOO
 Boopity: Perfectly cut scream 
 NeoGetz: uho james
 CAKHost: Is Heather just dirty or is she looking very patchwork to anyone else...?
 TehAmelie: yesss, this house needs more pranks
 InconsiderateHat: @CAKHost Illness I think?
 Boopity: I think it's like a fairy disease or something
Summerlithi: Has there been any woohoo yet?
 CAKHost: @InconsiderateHat I can see that
 SlyFrostPaw: lot of these sims have caught some kinda magic ailments
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Summerlithi Nope
 theymerLoviatar: Matt so bad at coffee pong he had a little cry about it
Summerlithi: Wow, they wouldn't stop last time. Maybe they don't like the spotlights?
 TehAmelie: some sims have been bunking together, but they only do pixelated stuff in the shower
 theymerLoviatar: @TehAmelie or, in the case of Ben, all over the Moonbase
 Vinewood_OG: This is more of an Economic polycule
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no
 theymerLoviatar: OH NO
Summerlithi: Any new deaths?
 flatluigi: OH NO
 sallomon33: OH NO
 GDwarble: Oh no!
GedankenPalast_: o
 Valkryir: oh no!!
 GhostValv: D:
 Boopity: oh
 TehAmelie: suddenly!
 InconsiderateHat: OH NO
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Summerlithi well
   Anubis169: noooooooooo!!
 Simbionis: uh oh
 flatluigi: @Summerlithi it's your fault!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: oh no
 goombalax: walk it off
GedankenPalast_: that happened
 atinyspacemarine: Uh oh
 EphemeralOsprey: uh oh
 themercenary1987: RIP
 VinylMinty: UH OH
 sallomon33: That was... a jumpscare
GedankenPalast_: o7
 Volus_dude: 
Summerlithi: Speaketh unto the deavil and all that...
 hamraffle: f
 Mystaira: Oh dear
 skrifffl: heatherrrrrr nooooo
  r10pez10: it's alright death won't take her
 Boopity: We JUST talked about electronics safety on TTSF
 quesog32: RIP
 sallomon33: 
 StarShock2002: 
 Fantusta: oh so now it's an episode of let's nope?
 Vinewood_OG: @Summerlithi Perfect timing
 ralphthellama: Lolwut
 Valkryir: she's the only one holding this place together
 SlyFrostPaw: who's gonna do any cleaning up nnow????
 VinylMinty: @r10pez10 we'll see...
 themercenary1987: DId not have the Ian Saftey Device Handy
 skrifffl: the violin in the background hahaha
 theymerLoviatar: Who will wash that one toilet??
 theymerLoviatar: ALEX
Summerlithi: OMG
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FastOilySalsifyCorgiDerp-9iMd4JQLslKUSVKr
 VinylMinty: GO BACK
 VinylMinty: LET US SEE WHAT HAPPENS
 sallomon33: I like that Alex was disgusted before he started crying
Summerlithi: Ian walking past like he won the lottery
 ralphthellama: Maybe the Grim Reaper will have mercy again?
 sallomon33: @ralphthellama We're just gonna have to see
 sallomon33: Also, how ironic that it's the vampire that dies
 TehAmelie: i saw that pingpong ball vanish into the air
 theymerLoviatar: Nelly really likes sleeping in chairs
 TalpTheScot: i look away for two mins
 VinylMinty: So far... her icon hasnt disappeared
Summerlithi: Someone finds chess a bit too boring methinks
 sallomon33: Nelly sleeping in the chess chair 
 themercenary1987: So vampires are susceptible to electricution then? Will have to make a note!
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyPiercingLampDoggo-mRUKd9ZOLkZvbGvk
  r10pez10: cameron won in a 2v1?
 sallomon33: Wait, cam beat two other peeps in Juice Pong, damn
 TehAmelie: has anyone ever tried to tase a vampire?
 VinylMinty: Looks like heather hasnt been taken away?
 Vinewood_OG: What's a vampires' least favorite type of restaurant? A Stakehouse!
 VinylMinty: Oh death isnt there yet
 Wolfstrike_NL: WHEELER
 Boopity: @themercenary1987 I mean, all the vampire lore and rules came from before electricity. Time for an update 
 Vinewood_OG: Not now IAN!!!
 flatluigi: she's RIGHT THERE
 themercenary1987: IAN
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Ian
 TalpTheScot: again!
 SlyFrostPaw: IAN, inappropriate
  r10pez10: ian
 theymerLoviatar: Ian has no respect for the undead
Summerlithi: It looks like he's dancing on her corpse DX
 sallomon33: Hey, James is actually not bad now
 sallomon33: There are still some flaws but like
 sallomon33: It's not whatever Gibb was playing LOL
 Boopity: Weird ep of rhythm cafe
 theymerLoviatar: Sleeping right next to where Ben last peed...
  r10pez10: to be fair ben has peed everywhere
 flatluigi: maybe she's just in torpor
  r10pez10: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  5:57 AM
 Cunobelenos: @r10pez10 Just marking his territory
Summerlithi: He's a dog what do you expect?
  r10pez10: i hope we see what happened to heather
 InconsiderateHat: Is there such a thing as a carpet deep clean in this game 
 VinylMinty: Heather still dead...
 Valkryir: is death lost?
 theymerLoviatar: Reaper arrived
 Gerrimeister: what is that cauldron doing there
 SlyFrostPaw: hello, Mr Grim Reaper?????
 Wolfstrike_NL: Aa grim is here
 Boopity: Took his sweet time
  r10pez10: haha
 flatluigi: @Gerrimeister making kraft dinner
 Gerrimeister: is that catering?
  r10pez10: is it a good sign when the reaper says it smells
 TehAmelie: thinking about it, almost every version of vampire should be very vulnerable to electric shocks. if they're dry, dead flesh or compact dust clouds or just regular organic matter. . .
 InconsiderateHat: Lol that little gnome like "yes I will take your plate"
 sephsays: Reaper's just enjoying the sunny day
 MaddogM: is this going to be a cliffhanger?
 commentarywife: oh who died?
 theymerLoviatar: Heather
 sallomon33: @commentarywife Heather
 Volus_dude: Heather
 flatluigi: we might have to petition whoever's coming in in a few minutes to wait for heather news
 SlyFrostPaw: Heather died fixing the stereo 
 Boopity: @r10pez10 He just reaps lives for his job. He still has standards
 BrookJustBones: Congrats to Jordynne on level 2 comedy
 TehAmelie: we always knew Jordynne's comedy was next level
 Micalovits: Can't wait for the knock knock jokes
 MaddogM: Heather died of fixing stuff, which doesn't bode well for the others repairing things
  r10pez10: hello title change
 themercenary1987: SERGE!
 sallomon33: @BrookJustBones And James for being the only one to learn to play the violin well
 Thadrin46: How awfulare things for the sims? House still not burned down at least.
  r10pez10: oh serge is just naked huh
 Invitare: Heather died of a tragic case of responsibility
 InconsiderateHat: Oh pfff Serge never did un-glitch that cancelled shower huh? XD
 Trym___: Wow to have the self body confidence as SIM Serge would be quite something
 Gerrimeister: @MaddogM were doing more makering today?
 Wolfstrike_NL: That was Ben naked at the kitchen table - now upstairs
 TehAmelie: Ben did a lot to sim-proof the house. i think all the furniture is supposed to be self-fixing and the sims reincarnate
 PhoenixMelior: Good morning chat - uhm, why so naked?
 Valkryir: going to be on a cliffhanger all day with heather
 theymerLoviatar: Beej standing next to his wife's corpse :I
 NeoGetz: iirc it's just a;; repairable instead of trashed but still needs repairing by s sim
 Invitare: it would seem Death has no hold over Heather. And that's true in the Sims too
 Vinewood_OG: NOT AGAIN HORNER
 Wolfstrike_NL: Spoopifer also remaining naked
 brainbosh: who's the naked ghost
 NeoGetz: nooooo
 SlyFrostPaw: IAN, please refrain from dacing onn the dead body
 MaddogM: Did Nelly switch sleeping chairs?
GedankenPalast_: 'ello
 PhoenixMelior: Oh who died?
 TehAmelie: ooh, something's happening
 Volus_dude: 
 sallomon33: NOOO WE NEED TO KNOW
 NewtyNewts: Ah, blurscreen
 themercenary1987: Heyo!
 flatluigi: jordynne matt we're trying to see what happened to heather
 CAKHost: Doggo?
 flatluigi: she died
   Anubis169: Hellooooooooooo
 TalpTheScot: oh no
  r10pez10: heather please wake up
 red_shoes_jeff: 
  r10pez10: hello
 TalpTheScot: we wont find out if heather is alive or dead
 KharadBanar: Blur Screen of Live! 
 Molladia: Good Morning Jordynne, I hope you slept well.
 NeoGetz: I love you Jordynne but heather cam!
   Anubis169: Jordynne can you resurrect Heather?
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne taking a moment of silence for heather
 Makoforte: It's Matt and Jordynne time!
 SlyFrostPaw: find out next time.... on LRRgonSimsZ
 Wolfstrike_NL: o7
 BrookJustBones: We can have Schreudingers Heather fora day
 sallomon33: It's like a Dr Who episode
 Vinewood_OG: o7 
  TXC2 returns
 Micalovits: The Terrifying Tumblr Twuo!
rockman1967: bright and early
 Boopity: Hello cool peeps
 InconsiderateHat: Top-tier cliffhanger, really
 TehAmelie: Heather's just having a nap, at a farm upstate
 NeoGetz: Welcome in TXC2
  TXC2: whose reddy to idle?!
 Terminal423: RIP Heather
  TXC2: hi NeoGetz
 sallomon33: Lotsa weird shit happening and then a big cliffhanger at the end
 GhostValv: I'm idling right now (I should be working... I'll get on that)
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Hello Matt and Jordynne(?)
 CAKHost: Show us the Juniper! You know you can't resist!
 Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Wednesday, friends!!!    
 CAKHost: Or any other pet I'm open to anything really :3
  TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus  welcome
 TehAmelie: upstate from Victoria, Canada? you betcha
 NeoGetz: 
  TXC2: upisland, as they say
 bo_brinkman: Hoi!
 sallomon33: To all the peeps joining now, you dodged a big cliffhanger
 sallomon33: I envy you
  TXC2: sallomon33  don't, I have poor life 
 RealGamerCow: is there no sound currently?
 CAKHost: Sim Heather is fine don't worry about it!
  TXC2: RealGamerCow  nonw on my end
 GhostValv: morning yall 
   LoadingReadyRun: the editors are having an imbo moment team, on our way
  TXC2: *none
 CAKHost: I don't hear anything
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GedankenPalast_: 'imbo
 sallomon33: It's Heather, she cursed y'all
 Xed_Regulus: It has taken me two days, but I finally figured out how to activate my custom badge *facepalm*
 CAKHost: I heard that alert!
 sallomon33: @Xed_Regulus Oof
 goateedave86: @Xed_Regulus  I can't see mine in my dropdown, how did you fix it?
 warpstonewarlock: Thanks for the sub
@nataliebrice8461: Why is Ben naked?
 Thadrin46: Help me through my last 90 minutes at work, crew.
  TXC2: Imbo, because it can be himbo or shimbo...
 Xed_Regulus: @goateedave86 I saw a switch that said "Use Custom Badge for This Channel"
 TehAmelie: 90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of minutes. . .
 StarShock2002: 200
 Vector_Zero: morning all
 goateedave86: @Xed_Regulus legend
  r10pez10: they fixed it in post!
  TXC2: hello Vector_Zero  welcome
 CAKHost: @Xed_Regulus I'd be right there with you. If twitch hadn't done the whole pop up a big window to cover most of chat to make me think I'd have no idea how to get mine up!
 lamina5432: Thx @Xed_Regulus
 TehAmelie: badges? we don' need no stinkin' badges
 lamina5432: that was well hidden
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 Vinewood_OG:   
 sallomon33: I thought I only had the issue of finding where to switch on that badge when I got it
 BrukadaAbido: Apparently I need to watch another 70 minutes to unlock the badge
TheAinMAP:   
 CAKHost: Says teh chatter with 2 
 TehAmelie: hello!
 NeoGetz: 
 GhostValv: o/
 Obos_TAB: im eepy
 Boon_33: 
  TXC2: Hello Matt and Jordynne
GedankenPalast_: Good time zone to you
 EphemeralOsprey: good timezone!
 sallomon33: Hello!  
 NewtyNewts: Mornin
 TheLadyMakai: Good Morning all!
 PharaohBender27: Morning
 NeoGetz: Good Morning
 CAKHost: Ello teachers!
  TXC2: the fuck I am
 ambarion85:  
 TheLadyMakai: sort of
 GrassVortex: morning 
  r10pez10: hello blorbos from the internet
 tyrew0rm: its 2pm here 
 goateedave86: It helps that it's 2pm here
marshallade: my tail is so bushy I gotta wear shades
Summerlithi: Good Morning Teacher!
 Vinewood_OG: Morduuu!
 Thadrin46: In fairness it's 3pm here.
 Invitare: it's 14:00 here
 Austere_Squire: Don't lie for me
 BrukadaAbido: Morning!
 LupusNoctis: holy 6am batman
 butt_ghost: Bwuh
   Anubis169: It is aggressively morning...
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Good Morning Matt and Jordynne!
 Austere_Squire: Hullo, editors
 SlyFrostPaw: SulSul 
 Obos_TAB: im 43 y/o and i can see im eepy without shame
 TheLadyMakai: how was sims everyone?
 Programmerman1: yes, morning. that's what it is. where's my coffee
 serramarkov: Good morning!
 sallomon33: @Thadrin46 Same
 butt_ghost: "tech stuff" like being awake
 Vector_Zero: ah, I see I'm not the only one who couldn't see how to active the subathon badge!
 Makoforte: You are a grand total of 7 minutes late how terrible
 Micalovits: @butt_ghost Very High Tech
 Xed_Regulus: The Post is Live!
marshallade: please do not speak simlish
   Anubis169: no you're The Sims 2
 Invitare: fewer people die on this stream
 BtEtta: Ahh, as in Power-on self-test.
   Anubis169: until there are more of you
 AugmentingPath: games and deimos
 Austere_Squire: not with that attitude, you're not
 CAKHost: What should your teacher names be? like "Mr. Goat" and "Miss. S1ckly"?
 TehAmelie: no more bleffy, now we're on fire!
 Too_Many_Knives: Very corporeal
   Anubis169: autoshooters?
 TehAmelie: i'm playing Clicker Heroes right now :U
 Vector_Zero: philosophise with us dudes!
 butt_ghost: philanderize?
DideRobot: LRR: Wednesday of the Subathon is kicking off with the Idle Game Power Hour(s)! Jordynne and Matt have some talking points to get through. | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117161963118870671
  TXC2: to Galvernize?
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 CAKHost: idle like we never idled before
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ichibento: Idle games...my one of many weaknesses.
 GhostValv: yeyeyeye
 Invitare: "We're here to play Idle Games... So here is the Sims 4!"
 Simonark: Harmonize?
 SlyFrostPaw: @TehAmelie im playin Trimps 
 jadielady: bless these sleepy heads
 Austere_Squire: moisturized and in our lane and thriving?
lionellsk: Morning, folks
 goateedave86: Idle or Idol?
 Makoforte: I know I have regretfully gotten into the new Digimon idle game but until a month ago I didn't get them
 NewtyNewts: idle idol idle games?
  TXC2: hello lionellsk  welcome
 sallomon33:  
 KharadBanar: From reality?
   Anubis169: We're so sorry to hear J 
marshallade: if anyone was born to be a wealthy divorcee its' jordynne
 TehAmelie: the number is at. . .9464 digits
  TXC2: I did clicker kingdom for one year, and was enough for me
 Micalovits: Sounds expensive tbh
patch_witch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
 patch_witch: Use this minute wisely
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 Makoforte: But also a friend once made the statement of the difference between Idle, Incremental and Clicker games
RaeonTheAroAce: Jordynne is best divorced dad
 Boopity: Yoo scritchy
 butt_ghost: this is like when your aunt and uncle with perma-roommates come to xmas dinner
  TXC2: getting low
 atinyspacemarine: ooh, scritchy
 Austere_Squire: you and Matt??
 Sibwow: do I get to keep the citizenship if we divorce
 NewtyNewts: Talking heads
 Boopity: love macro
 atinyspacemarine: scritchy needs more game in the game though
marshallade: thank you for upholding the importance of ergonomics matt
   Anubis169: ooo
 Austere_Squire: "We're average height, unlike the rest of LRR"
 CAKHost: Wait you want someone to marry and then divorce? You know, good on you for stating what you want in  a relationship 
 patch_witch: Oh good I've had this one on my radar, I can see how it plays
 resilientspring: No their parents had relations with giants, this creating giant offspring
RaeonTheAroAce: This is the energy I follow you on tumblr for
 ArdentSlacker: I remember when I would play multiple idle games at once. Yanno, for efficiency...
  TXC2: oh good, the sims have an aligator now
   Anubis169: Test Pattern!
 Austere_Squire: only one?
omegamarkel: hey everyone, what are we playing
 GhostValv: 
   Anubis169: this is my... blaaaaaaaank screeeeeeeeeen~~
 Wolfstrike_NL: Well, press more of them!
 reptile___: yeah, I remember back in the Escapist days, there was a video with G+P talking to camera, and a lot of the audience hadn't seen them before, and there were comments referring to Paul as "the short one".  No, he's normal sized and the rest of LRR is from a race of giants
 Welbog: Good morning
 Boopity: @TXC2 They always have 
 goombalax: the kingdom is lost
 Vinewood_OG: 
  TXC2: hello omegamarkel  and Welbog  welcome
 PhoenixMelior: Do we need to light the paul beacon
@ThatOverkillGuy: tech these nuts
  TXC2: Boopity  oh good!
 Austere_Squire: i mean, it can;t be worse than whatever was happening on the old screen graham was fiddling with
 NewtyNewts: Machine spirits be kind!
   Anubis169: WIN!!
 GhostValv: got there
 Molladia: things need labels
GedankenPalast_: 
 sallomon33:  
 NapalmSideburns:  there!
   Anubis169: High morning energy!
 Boopity: DAMN 
 gibbousm: Praise be
lionellsk: Winner Winner
  TXC2: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
marshallade: jordynne is a human astronaut!!
 Makoforte: Yaaay
GedankenPalast_: remember that button!
 themercenary1987: Jordynne woke up SPICY today
 GhostValv: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Let's go Jordynne!
 JinaMahavira: 
 Thadrin46: @Austere_Squire In fsirness, the screen seemed fine. The weird mixer box on the other hand...
 gibbousm: 
 TalpTheScot: that needs to be the new sub alert sound, it needs that energy
 flatluigi: do we have game audio?
 FromBrainToKeyboard: 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurryPlainOwlTBTacoLeft-Lqk8e2yBaRkhdjm-
 Micalovits: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyFriendlyMomBrainSlug-VHF4YQjXfgsvOZWv
 PhoenixMelior: Mawp
 flatluigi: VERY LOUD
  TXC2: LOUD!
 Molladia: LOUD
 themercenary1987: EARS
   Anubis169: LOUD
 atinyspacemarine: music toomany
 James_the_Dabbler: Aaaaa
 red_shoes_jeff: JESUS!
 CastleOtranto: Suddenly Jazz!
 goombalax: loudenboomer
   Anubis169:  MAHP
 Molator: loud
 flatluigi: ty
 Austere_Squire: "I'm not this man"
 butt_ghost: steely dan soundtrack
   Anubis169: oh that's better
 Micalovits: A bit to quiet now
 PanicAttackGames: Quiet!
 themercenary1987: Better
 Brozard: a lot less loud
 Molladia: thats better
 TehAmelie: we can probably cut that to 15% or less
 RealGamerCow: better
 Wolfstrike_NL: Very quiet now
  TXC2: much better thank you
 PhoenixMelior: Better. Whew
 Thadrin46: Now quiet
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ClumsyObliviousPepperoniRitzMitz-MFsubyDM5Nb8XJp8
 atinyspacemarine: music now good
 Brozard: perfect
 themercenary1987: Perfect
  r10pez10: good for 6am
 KharadBanar: good volume
RaeonTheAroAce: Perfect
 NapalmSideburns: thats decent
 Vinewood_OG: good
 GhostValv: got there
 PanicAttackGames: *chefs kiss*
 Wolfstrike_NL: Poor Heather
 goombalax: OH NO
 atinyspacemarine: is there game after game is beaten?
 Makoforte: I think you can just pause the Sims maybe?
 TehAmelie: what a tiny little sponge
 Brozard: Is this Universal Paperclips?
 goateedave86: How much of Lrr is powered by coffee/energy drinks?
 goombalax: this is a dishwasher game? why is this viscerally affecting me
 Micalovits: @goateedave86 Yes
  r10pez10: is the mouse slow
  TXC2: gotta used the diaphragm to screen
  r10pez10: lot of other people had issues with it
   Anubis169: Did you know that Scritchy Scratch was originally designed as a method of itching your brain by scientists?
  TXC2: Preganate, but for philosophy
 VinylMinty: but you still have a plate
   Anubis169: (Cunk)
 VinylMinty: to get money
 NapalmSideburns: So now that the two Tumblr kids are together on stream, have you two got any more cursed Tumblr lore?
 BorgarWithAShotgun: a loan or a loon?
  TXC2: 6000% !
 Austere_Squire: isn't this Animal Crossing?
 RealGamerCow: 6000% must be good, it's a big number.
 GhostValv: D:
 NorthstarTex: welp
 brainbosh: A $5 loan
  r10pez10: did that literally say "my name"
   Anubis169: still cheaper than your average pay-day loan company
 NapalmSideburns: @r10pez10 yes
 TehAmelie: i know someone on tumblr with a cat named Philomena. totally unrelated to Philomena Cunk
  TXC2: that would Ursary
   Anubis169: LOL
 butt_ghost: la peace be with you
 InconsiderateHat: Oh hey Jordynne have you managed to attend the 2 Canadian Dashcons yet?
Summerlithi: Watched Markiplier play this
 LowUpsideCJ: what’s up rise an shiners
 Micalovits: Unlocked Knock Knock jokes
 PhoenixMelior: Rip heather o7
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 NorthstarTex: Did anyone else have a brush with death last night?
 goombalax: clicker games are hella fun to watch, we love number go up
 Brozard: At what level do Comedians get to subclass?
  TXC2: that level 2 comedy, where you've moved on from my wife sucks jokes
 GhostValv: oc dontsteal dontsteal
 wolfiezz43: You're not gonna bite his bit
 @LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no …
 PhoenixMelior: What, not true crime podcasts?
 Austere_Squire: Pinterest?
 NapalmSideburns: True crime series?
 LupusNoctis: Sorting them into the boxes of tickytacky
 Micalovits: Small drink
  r10pez10: oh gambling
 GrassVortex: 
 Brozard: What about the other two drinks?
 Austere_Squire: Your drink or your bludgeon?
 Brozard: ah there we fo
 Brozard: *go even
 Micalovits: Can confirm, have 3 different non water drinks
 NorthstarTex: What is in the large container?
 LowUpsideCJ: just got to pet a cat on the way to the bus
 PhoenixMelior: 6 am, perfect time to drink
 TehAmelie: i have invented a drink i call the multitool
  TXC2: LowUpsideCJ  congratulations
 Vinewood_OG: dolla dolla fetus?
 Boopity: Yum
  r10pez10: it did look a bit like a fetus
 Austere_Squire: you guys are getting sex ed?
 Boopity: Bits? I thought we were supposed to provide those! 
 Pinwiz11: Just added this game to my wishlist for later.
 NorthstarTex: how can I cover my ears with these headphones on 
 TehAmelie: hmm this is reminding me of I Can't Believe it's Not Gambling
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @NorthstarTex you pull the plug?
 RealGamerCow: get that microphone a viagra
 345tom: Ive done this one, it had a nice ending and grind
 Boopity: This game is genuinely a delight! And unlike most idle games, it doesn't go on forever - in fact it's finishable in a pretty responsible amount of time
 PhoenixMelior: Is one of the upgrades bigger scratch radius because i feel like i need that
 TehAmelie: @Boopity so there is this one and Universal Paperclips. . .
   Anubis169: ooo luck upgrade
   Anubis169: LOL
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  TXC2: shots fired
RaeonTheAroAce: Woo! Reboot!
 SecretOwl: REBOOT!!
   Anubis169: It was kickass
ichibento: I do enjoy a Reboot reference.
  TXC2: I loved it until the time skip 
 Boopity: @TehAmelie Welp, adding to the backlog 
 PhoenixMelior: Hexidecimal changed me ngl
 Vinewood_OG: Warning. Incoming burn.
 Makoforte: I loved reboot as a kid
 flatluigi: dot is the butch
 NorthstarTex: just told my partner who watched reboot, joke is approved
 red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 He did do a lot of that, yeah.
ichibento: No.
 LowUpsideCJ: are we awarding comedy xp for the references
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  true
 goombalax: Hex is the villian
 brainbosh: Hexadecimal had the masks
 Makoforte: Matt just show her Happy, Happy, Happy!
 InconsiderateHat: Hex was claw mommy
 The_Color_Twelve: she was the chaos villain
  TXC2: Hexidecimal was the Harley Quinn of the show
 PhoenixMelior: Hex my beloved... and now im bisexual, who would have guessed
   Anubis169: she had the face changing mask
 Isaac3567: Villian in red with the theatre masks for faces
 Austere_Squire: I suspect a lot of people liked that
 garunkl: hello. uuuh idle games. was hearth and hamlet mentioned already?
 FlannelShirtEnthusiast: there was one episode where they merged into Gigabyte
 Boopity: Shoutout to the Dragon Quest blacksmith for being in full bondage gear for literally no reason
 Makoforte: Also she couldn't change her expressions but she had different masks
  TXC2: hello garunkl  welcome
 v_nome: Hell yeah, Cybersix!
 InconsiderateHat: Oh hell yeah
 FlannelShirtEnthusiast: F yeah Cybersix!!
Metric_Furlong: ironic
 TehAmelie: i never watched Reboot. instead we had this cartoon with little mans flying spaceships made of circuit boards, with a villain called Megahurtz
 NapalmSideburns: I can appreciate a good cackle
 Isaac3567: Love that opening song
 seanmrwick: I'm not familiar with that, Matt
   Anubis169: Depends if you knew her as Cher solo, or Cher from Sunny & Cher
 Too_Many_Knives: I've seen the Tom Scott video
 LowUpsideCJ: meanwhile reboot had to be binary sorta by definition
@tristanh2480: This millennial liked that joke.
GedankenPalast_: quicksort!
 measureofhope: I know Kiki and Bouba from that one linguistics experiment
  r10pez10: was reboot live action
 Boopity: Oh 
Metric_Furlong: Matt.
 TalpTheScot: oh so thats what we are doing
  TXC2: I know it from QI
 GrassVortex: ooh
 PhoenixMelior: Oh graham is more boba
 GhostValv: 
 garunkl: boba
 RealGamerCow: Graham is about 60% boba
  TXC2: r10pez10  sure wasn't, it was the first CGI cartoon
 rabbitgta: Somewhere there must be
 Makoforte: @r10pez10 No it was like the first fully cg animated tv show
 ghizmou: jordynne making Matt works this early in the morning
 PanicAttackGames: He has very Kiki wit though
 TheLadyMakai: of course
 BraveOthello: F it we're doing it live!
 PhoenixMelior: Sure?
Metric_Furlong: right Matt
   Anubis169: I have no idea who kiki and boba are
GedankenPalast_: same
  TXC2: Ian Kiki, Beej Booba
 Austere_Squire: jordynne never needs to justify anything to us
 Brozard: @Anubis169 they’re Glubb Shiddo’s kids
 Makoforte: Also yeah Kiki and bouba are the linguistic experiment
 reptile___: @Anubis169 they are a language experiment.  You can google it
 TehAmelie: i know Kiki and Boba from a tumblr post. they are exactly the shapes you imagine based on the names
 Boopity: Platonic ideal of a binary scale 
 Cavemanhar: round or spiky
 Makoforte: Pointy or round?
   Anubis169: yeah i think i missed out on that
 KharadBanar: rotund blob
 NorthstarTex: soft vs spikey?
GedankenPalast_: ohhh, I know of the test
 NapalmSideburns: We're getting tumblr'ed aren't we?
RaeonTheAroAce: across languages!
 Too_Many_Knives: Tom Scott did a video on this, go watch it later.
 fiftymcnasty: Kiki and Boba are the names of two nice cats I know
  TXC2: NapalmSideburns  damn straight
 Makoforte: Or rather
 KharadBanar: It's about the universality of certain sounds
 NewtyNewts: I know of the test from QI
 GhostValv: 100%
 LurkerSpine: 1000
 Makoforte: It was a test long before tumblr
 Boopity: @NapalmSideburns And what made you think that? 
 red_shoes_jeff: @Makoforte Well... it was ONE of the first, but nobody really remembers Insektors.
 Makoforte: Tumblr just sexualised them
  TXC2: it's short vs long vowels
 themercenary1987: Yep that was me as soon as I heard it
 ghizmou: red is right
 TheLadyMakai: English is blue to me
 themercenary1987: Green
 Therberus: Lang = Red
 garunkl: english blue. because our book was blue
 Therberus: Maths is blue
Metric_Furlong: English is goldenrod
 BrukadaAbido: English is green??
 themercenary1987: Eng Red
 Therberus: Bio is green
  r10pez10: synethesia is boba
 TheLadyMakai: math is red
 RealGamerCow: it's also the shape of the words. K and I are very pointy. B and O are very round
 PhoenixMelior: Math is blue
 themercenary1987: MAth Blue
 BrukadaAbido: Bio 100% green
Metric_Furlong: Languages = purple
 NapalmSideburns: @Boopity my lack of understanding the bit
 AugmentingPath: "french is blue" says the eu4 player, surprising no one
 Boopity: Lmaoo
 Molladia: All subjects are black
 TheLadyMakai: social studies is green like Matt
 PhoenixMelior: Science is green, math is yellow
 Makoforte: Why are we talking about colours now?
 TehAmelie: i think of English as an off white, maybe cause it's a second language
 rabbitgta: Then do the orange 🍊
 ghizmou: heather is both
 TheLadyMakai: @PhoenixMelior this is the correct answer
 NeoGetz: maths red, english blue, bio green, physics orange
  TXC2: Makoforte  the colour of the workbook you used for subjects in school
 Boopity: @NapalmSideburns Oh I was just referencing the fact that Matt and Jordynne are probably the most tumblr-pilled members of LRR 
 GhostValv: 
   Anubis169: We never had the colour choosing thing, but if we did it'd be heavily influenced by the colours of our workbooks
 themercenary1987: SInce is ,multiple due to it being Biology Green Physics Blue and Chemistry Red
Metric_Furlong: tl;dr, chat is giving itself synesthesia
 CAKHost: Oh right. I should restart my computer because Windows wants it. BRB
 Makoforte: @TXC2 ....?
 PhoenixMelior: Really graham in the middle? I thought hed be so boba!
 TehAmelie: chat can have a little synesthesia for fun
 Boopity: WHOA
 Makoforte: All our school books where identical
 Therberus: You fought a bar?
  r10pez10: what the hell happens in ontario
 NeoGetz: entirely down to what colour exercise books each class gave out
 NapalmSideburns: @Boopity yes, but that was the obvious answer you were fishing for, so I didn't give it to you. I'm not (DM)X
   Anubis169: I always recognised our workbooks by the colour 'cause they were all different
 Dumori: @r10pez10 Just stuff
 Vinewood_OG: "I got shot at in front of a pizza pizza."
 Boopity: Breaking someone's nose and then crying about it is incredible energy
 Therberus: @r10pez10 We don't talk about Hamilton
  SmithKurosaki: @r10pez10 Mostly stupid shit. Hamilton is extra cursed
 commentarywife: "Deeply 17" is a vibe
 NewtyNewts: DEEPLY 17, not just normal 17
 Boopity: @NapalmSideburns Darn you got me
 RealGamerCow: Serge is *very* boba
 GhostValv: 
 ghizmou: Jordynne never played Mtg against Serge and it shows
 measureofhope: Beej is more Kiki? Interesting
Metric_Furlong: makes sense to me
  TXC2: Makoforte  in school, you have you did English work in one book, Maths in the other, science in another etc, the colours of those books was what chat was on about
 StarShock2002: Adam gots to be kiki
 PanicAttackGames: Serge does not have an ounce of kiki in him
  r10pez10: well that's the vaseline
 Brozard: Is Alex kiki?
 Boopity: TRUE
 NorthstarTex: so agree
 LowUpsideCJ: it’s basically in the name of
 Micalovits: She has started a riot
 Isaac3567: Serge did cut a kids ear off with a hockey stick...
 gualdhar: so this is basically a "likelihood of fucking you up" scale?
 Makoforte: @TXC2 We just got like. All red or all yellow depending on what the company making the back to school packs did. Maybe you could put colour contact on them but we didn't.
 reptile___: but does Serge drink boba *tea*?  He's more of a coffee guy
  TXC2: she's Aotrearoa, she's knows how to fight
 TehAmelie: idea for a science experiment: make kids choose school classes only by picking colors and then voting on what subject the colors mean
 PMAvers: I feel like Wheeler would end up doing more damage to themselves
 reptile___: wheeler *looks* like a boba but his personality is more kiki
 DiscordianTokkan: Prince George is like THunder Bay, IIRC, Jordynne
 Simonark: This stream is now the Kiki and Boba Delivery Service?
 PanicAttackGames: Yeah, wheeler is sooo kiki
  r10pez10: i look forward to the crew seeing these
 NapalmSideburns: @Isaac3567 But not on purpose. Right? [..] Right?
Metric_Furlong: while dressed as a bannana
 Boopity: 
 reptile___: cori more kiki than kathleen?  wow
 NewtyNewts: Cori, or Banana Suit Cori?
 Xed_Regulus: I stepped away, and am so confused, but I'm not surprised
 Makoforte: Admittedly I think the idea of having to choose colours would simply distress me back then
  SmithKurosaki: Cori because banana suit
RaeonTheAroAce: cam wants to be kiki but isn't
 ghizmou: words can be violent
 NapalmSideburns: Cam inflicts mental damage
 Wolfstrike_NL: Factoring in personality with this is new and weird to me :S I only know about this from name sound
 PhoenixMelior: Lol
 TehAmelie: @NewtyNewts or Sims Banana Suit Cori, who's a hot dog?
 Makoforte: For schoolbooks I mean
 Molladia: what variant of RedBull was that, it looked different
x0den: cam wil count of monte cristo people.
 PanicAttackGames: Cam has ascended
 Therberus: @Molladia Sugar free probably?
 NorthstarTex: but Y?
  r10pez10: yo, left handed?
 LowUpsideCJ: y axis is dlc
Metric_Furlong: mr president, a second axis has hit the stream
 KharadBanar: From shape alone, Cam is very kiki. He's like 70% elbows by volume
 PhoenixMelior: What does that say
 hyralt: Cam is absolutely nnnn?
 Makoforte: Ian is the LRR mber most likely to lethally injure someone, but not necessarily on purpose
 Brozard: "Butt Y" aka cleavage
 Therberus: @PhoenixMelior ~~??
   Anubis169: ~~??
 Vinewood_OG: ~~??
 Boopity: ~~??
  r10pez10: ~~??
 NorthstarTex: ~~??
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhhh  i thought they were very bad letters
 krummcord: ~~??
 CastleOtranto: ~~??
   Anubis169: LOL
 TheCactaceae: ~~??
Metric_Furlong: Jordynne!
 TehAmelie: i have never seen a tilde written by hand, but now two
 NewtyNewts: ~c~a?m?
 PhoenixMelior: Do you prefer tilda or swinton?
 NapalmSideburns: JULIE!
 Boopity: Your crotch has an incredible redemption arc
 GhostValv: 
  r10pez10: holy shit
   Anubis169: 
 rabbitgta: Prince of saiyans?
 Makoforte: Cam and Kathleen talk big but Kathleen says she's chaotic and she is like. The most non-chaotic person on LRR.
 Vinewood_OG: Uh huhhhh
 NorthstarTex: XD
 Snowcookies: 
 NapalmSideburns: Oh wait, wrong lesbian. Jordynne!
 Therberus: Prime and less prime
 TalpTheScot: someone didnt sleep enough
 Makoforte: I. Hm.
  TXC2: PROFOUNDLY middle school
  SmithKurosaki: So if I ever run into Jordynne in town, I now need to say Hi Vegeta?
 NorthstarTex: Jordynne, does it have a Big Bang attack?
 PanicAttackGames: Are you two on this list too Matt?
 Boopity: 
 Verrain2: I think I missed what scale we are ranking on.
 PhoenixMelior: Matt is near boba
 PanicAttackGames: Oh wait, I see matt already
 TheCactaceae: It's like tomato tomato, vegeta vagina
 Boopity: The bald do be very boba
x0den: ian is doofinshmirtz
 arma4994: Nelson is the realest
 NewtyNewts: He does fighting games, you know
 butt_ghost: nelson is platonic boba
 PhoenixMelior: And graham isn't boba?!
 TehAmelie: wait, is this emergent idle game play?
  TXC2: Verrain2  rating LRR on if they're Kiki or Boba
 JinaMahavira: Nelson is too tired to be kiki
   Anubis169: NOSLEN
 345tom: i disagree on serge being that boba, I think sometimes control serge comes out
 NorthstarTex: adam is more boba than he appears
RaeonTheAroAce: adam has never been in a fight!
 Verrain2: @JinaMahavira And that means what?
  TXC2: surely Adam is boba?
 measureofhope: Where is the Babygirl axis?
 345tom: Adam is way more boba than he appears
   Anubis169: Adam really doesn't like fighting 
 PhoenixMelior: Yes
 DiscordianTokkan: While Adam has played Rugby, he's never been in a fight
 LowUpsideCJ: seabarts
 Micalovits: @345tom Still the kindest person to strip mine lock you
 themercenary1987: See with Nelson and Adam, off of Oki Oki, They'd be closer to KiKi
 TheLadyMakai: Adam looks Kiki, is Boboa?
 Boopity: Suggestion: could we draw the shapes on the board for the people who are confused about what's going on? 
 TehAmelie: my question is, what's the other end of the ~~?? scale?
GedankenPalast_: Adam will not fight someone physically
 PhoenixMelior: Jason Boboa
 Gerrimeister: nelson does beat up fools with sandblasts
  r10pez10: this soundtrack rocks
Metric_Furlong: @measureofhope seperate chart, has been ever since the schism
glyndev: @TehAmelie !!~~
   Anubis169: ah haaaaaa
 reptile___: @Verrain2 boba/kiki is a famous cognitive experiment; you can google it.  They're basically judging on "vibes"
 Brozard: Did Adam just beat the babygirl allegations?
 eshplode: Is the pointy board Kiki or Boba?
 NeoGetz: i feel alex should be in -y
 GhostValv: Alex would be who you'd want to help you hide a body
 NorthstarTex: agreed about James
 Welbog: Like an onion
 measureofhope: Cackles are kiki, chuckles are boba
 Krektogar: Good morning Jordynne and Matt! what are we doing?
 Brozard: @NeoGetz Alexy?
  r10pez10: heather as the gauge in which to measure all others is strong
 rabbitgta: He likes golf very boba
 NapalmSideburns: @Krektogar Tumblr things
 ghizmou: lots of layers? is that what we call polos now
 neisan2112: Yeah Alex has enough radioactive stuff to be very kiki
 Nathade: so will there be a separate pin for 'seabats'?
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BashfulAliveJaguarNononoCat-lB8TUcVrJlTi8wpW
 Simonark: Famous Onion James?
 Boopity: The full spectrum
 krummcord: Ben does have a small creature tho
 DandyGeek: mornin' chat
 Krektogar: @NapalmSideburns that explains why I understand nothing 
 Duffadash: Ben is more kiki than Wheeler?
 Boopity: Morning @DandyGeek !
 Micalovits: Mood
 NapalmSideburns: @Krektogar I know right!? That was my reaction too!
  TXC2: hello DandyGeek  welcome
 Therberus: You broke someones nose, you are very Kiki
 Wiliart: Like most of us?
 Boopity: Ain't that the vibe
 DandyGeek: I clearly need coffee to process this
 PhoenixMelior: So question then Jordynne, is ben a stereotypical Leo?
 TehAmelie: hey it's Ben Prime
RaeonTheAroAce: you broke someone's nose
 hyralt: Jordynne isn't a middle-slider kind of person.  >.>
  r10pez10: paramore!
 PhoenixMelior: Oh wait ben isnt a leo nvm
 bytecaster: Us?!?!
 TalpTheScot: i knew it
 LowUpsideCJ: oh no
 Xed_Regulus: Kiki
 themercenary1987: KIKI
 Boopity: @Therberus But she cried about it afterwards
 NorthstarTex: DO IT!
 Therberus: Oh chat is defo !!~~
 Dumori: @hyralt who hasn't?
 DiscordianTokkan: windmill slam kiki
 NorthstarTex: D:<
 GhostValv: 
   Anubis169: you may need more flags
 eshplode: I didn't know I'd be judged today
 SK__Ren: hard kiki
 Micalovits: In the trash!
RaeonTheAroAce: dooom...
Metric_Furlong: straight into the toilet
 PanicAttackGames: Down the bottom
 themercenary1987: SUPER KIKI
 NewtyNewts: Bottom for capricious
 Therberus: !!~~
  TXC2: are we not the opposite of Cameron ?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Put us on Matt's face
 Pinwiz11: I was expecting Lestat
 GhostValv: fair
 NorthstarTex: Approved.
 LowUpsideCJ: I wake up at 6 AM for this
 Welbog: Feelin' kiki
 Verrain2: Weirdest scratch card ever.
 hyralt: @Dumori I'm really sleepy.  Who hasn't what?
 themercenary1987: We have mods to watch us, We can't be MORE Kiki
   Anubis169: As the collective, we're a whole buncha stuff but we're very uncompromising 'that' whatever we choose
 neisan2112: Meee?!
   Anubis169: so agreed
 Boopity: Is the plan to revisit the board once we are more awake and lucid?
 BrukadaAbido: Aphantasia AND alexithymia!
 Xed_Regulus: Personally, I'm Boba, but as part of the collective that is Chat, I am Kiki
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GedankenPalast_: done
 PhoenixMelior: I hope this just gets left in the friend zone with no context
 AleisAlpto: and we are still going
 TehAmelie: chat voted itself about 80% Boba, i guess we don't know ourself
 NorthstarTex: got it
rogerivany: I'm going back to sleep.
 ghizmou: you forgot Angel !
 FromBrainToKeyboard: I missed the explanation and am lost, is this something I should google?
 Micalovits: They are also mostly neutral things
 Verrain2: Kiki and Boba is something we feel deep inside.
GedankenPalast_: yes, they do. no discussion
   Anubis169: we are flat broke
 TehAmelie: how did you scrub a dish so hard it broke?
 Brozard: I was just going to ask that
  r10pez10: we've never done it before, it's not like it's our day job
 NapalmSideburns: @TehAmelie skill issue
 Brozard: death claw grip on that plate
  r10pez10: b-yonce?
 TehAmelie: "i'm not even mad, that's impressive"
Metric_Furlong: you are played by a bee
 themercenary1987: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InventiveGloriousDonkeyHoneyBadger-LnTNT7FVoz5vqA0G
 LowUpsideCJ: can I get a niche vhs release for the vibes
  r10pez10: boba pic
 TehAmelie: i watched Bohemian Rhapsody the other day. excellent music and acting but boy it's a weird take on the reality of Queen
 NeoGetz: Give me the cult biopic
 Brozard: Ethan Slater to play Matthew Griffiths
 GrassVortex: give me the cult classic
 LowUpsideCJ: am I alive or dead when the movie is made
 themercenary1987: I'll take the Biopic every time
 TheLadyMakai: Cult Bioptic, but i'm glad my irl is very mundane and not worth knowing on a movie scale
 TehAmelie: woims!
 themercenary1987: I'd want to see the truth from my firends and family
  TXC2: the cult biopic, just to see how the hell someone makes my life watchable 
 LowUpsideCJ: points on the backend
 TehAmelie: i'd like to see a movie about me trying to write a book for 25 years
 Invitare: I thought you weren't going to be using Adam's bit?
  r10pez10: respect
   Anubis169: I'd probably go for the money because it's more useful in the long run
 atinyspacemarine: My self esteem would not survive a biopic
   Anubis169: you can be stable and also pay it forward in the end and reinvest into other shiz
  r10pez10: that's the guy who played dinozzo on NCIS
   Anubis169: 'cause even if the movie's forgettable, the ripple effect on me wouldn't be
  r10pez10: graham stark
 TehAmelie: i think, Jordynne, only you can possibly play yourself
 themercenary1987: Is there an actress cast that would change your mind?
 Brozard: Ethan Slater
 Wiliart: Jennifer Lawrence for you?
 ghizmou: Ewan McGregor for Matt
  r10pez10: the president?
 Brozard: I thought about Andrew Garfield
 LowUpsideCJ: from the Jim Davis comic?
 KharadBanar: I don't know who Andrew Garfield is
 LowUpsideCJ: that’s a big get
 eshplode: Andrew Garfield PhD?
 TehAmelie: is Andrew Garfield related to that president?
  TXC2: r10pez10  pretty sure he's dead...and not an actor
 Krektogar: what? oh, andrew, not richard
 gualdhar: I'm pretty obviously played by Jack Black, except he isn't funny.
  r10pez10: the magic guy is not dead, no lmao
 themercenary1987: No
 LowUpsideCJ: no he was just in spider man
 Micalovits: Very much alive
 KharadBanar: Magic is old, but it's not *that* old
 MrGibberish: There is accessibility options
 PhoenixMelior: I don't think i have good enough luck for this game
 MrGibberish: In settings
 realbadatthis_: from the 1900's? dead
   Anubis169: I think when you get a bigger coin it also resets scratch size
 TehAmelie: in what would be considered a weird move, in my bipic i'd be played by Quentin Tarantino. i look a lot like him
 Azralorne: Damn, one of the few times I wish my cat Raven had actually woken me up at 5:30, oh well good morning friends lol
 Boopity: I enjoyed playing this game on a drawing tablet 
 Boopity: Good morning @Azralorne !
  TXC2: hello Azralorne  welcome
 Azralorne: @Boopity I played through it on my phone hahaha
 Nathade: @Azralorne I also used a drawing tablet. was a way better experience
kerryg137: OH SICK! Thats a beautiful theatre, love that show
 DandyGeek: magenta also gets good fits
 ghizmou: Matt is such a Janet, yes
 Xed_Regulus: I want to play Riff Raff
 DandyGeek: lmao
 DandyGeek: strong argument, Matt
 TehAmelie: one of the most bizarre experiences in my life was watching the Rocky Horror stage show with no context whatsoever, on a school trip to London
 PhoenixMelior: Rocky horror cast lrr edition, go
kerryg137: Id KILL Eddie or Riff Raff
 goateedave86: Beej as Eddie would go hard
  SmithKurosaki: What is this called btw?
 Trahas: Math with LRR, 5 is more then 3
 PhoenixMelior: Thats what im saying!
 butt_ghost: SHADOWCAST FOR HALLOWEEN
 Azralorne: Be careful you might give me art ideas lol
  r10pez10: the game is Scritchy Scratchy
 LowUpsideCJ: rocky horrlrr
 DaxStrife: I would vote Alex for Riff-Raff
 realbadatthis_: @SmithKurosaki Scritchy Scratchy
  TXC2: SmithKurosaki  Scritchy scracthy
 Duffadash: Hell yeah!
  SmithKurosaki: thx r10
 PhoenixMelior: Adam as Rocky?
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne agrees with me
 FauksStarling: Adam could rock the gold briefs, yes.
 Micalovits: Just like the sims
 neisan2112: Okay but who would be Rocky?
   Anubis169: ooo coin 
 PhoenixMelior: Hear me out... if hes down for it, i could see cam as Frankenfurter
 azureHaights: I'm just hearing Adam say "the SWORD of DAMOCLES" in the same tone of voice as "the ILLUSION of CHOICE"
 hyralt: I thought Serge as Rocky
 PhoenixMelior: @neisan2112 adam obvs
 themercenary1987: Who's Dr Frankenfurter?
 ghizmou: Ian as the narrator fits more to me
 Volus_dude: Pistachio as Rocky
 Xed_Regulus: Dr. Scott!
 Vinewood_OG: @PhoenixMelior yeah.
 Makoforte: People hate the narrator??
kerryg137: OO LRR RHPS? Adam as Rocky, I think Ian as Riff Raff, and Ben would slaughter Frankenfurter im sure
 DandyGeek: who's your pick for Riff Raff?
 Azralorne: Yeah I was thinking dr scott would be fun for Paul lol
 FauksStarling: Ian would definitely be the Criminologist.
 PhoenixMelior: @kerryg137 oh ben is a good call
 goateedave86: Kathleen as riff raff/
 butt_ghost: alex 100% riffraff
 TalpTheScot: i was gonna say ben
kerryg137: OH TRUE @FauksStarling
 Pinwiz11: I can see hating the narrator if you are movie-only, but I'd love to see Rachel Dratch playing the role on Broadway rn
 PhoenixMelior: 100% matt
  r10pez10: do AMVs count
 TehAmelie: i suggest: everyone is played by the puppets except for Frank-n-further, played by Paul
 Makoforte: Yeah Serge is very brad
kerryg137: omg serge is so brad
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 butt_ghost: need to know if there's been participation in a Gay Guy Music Video Night, a time honoured tradition
 Makoforte: Okay but does Sabrina Carpenter have any non banger music videos?
 Xed_Regulus: MuchMusic was great
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne may i suggest a music video to you?
 LowUpsideCJ: a lost activity tbh
 Brozard: yessssssss
 goateedave86: The editing on the Gvlogs slaps tbh
 PharaohBender27: (Kathleen is summoned)
 Makoforte: (okay really taste is just lodged in my mind forever)
 themercenary1987: Sabrina Carpenter - The only prediction Todd in the Shadows got right - His 2024 Best list put Espresso and Juno permenantly on my playlists
  r10pez10: i'm excited for new CRJ
  r10pez10: and new sara barielles
 Brozard: new you
kerryg137: Have either ya yall been to any good concerts recently?
 TheLadyMakai: i'm at the "old person" mode in my life where finding new music is getting harder and harder
 VinylMinty: You can upgrade your scratch bot to scratch faster btw
 PhoenixMelior: I saw Allegaeon and Fallujah recently, both banger conerta
  TXC2: TheLadyMakai  I've been in that mode since 1998 
  r10pez10: damn
GedankenPalast_: I like your mum 
 DandyGeek: a couple years ago I got to see P!NK live and holy crap what an awesome show
kerryg137: Oh MIW is awesome
 garunkl: @kerryg137 landmvrks 2month ago
 Therberus: Lol your mum listens to the same stuff my GF does - we go to those same concerts here in MTL
 Boopity: "I like when I can hear the lyrics" 
 Boopity: Lmaooo
 PhoenixMelior: Shoutouts to Amanda
 TheLadyMakai: @TXC2 fells like it, though i was in elementry school in 1998 if that dates me any
  r10pez10: was it good?
 garunkl: killers are great
   Anubis169: huh
  TXC2: TheLadyMakai  same 
 NapalmSideburns: Did you report them to The Police?
 AugmentingPath: you saw the killers? are you going to have to testify?
SteelCityMTG: JORDYNNE MY LOVE HELLO
kerryg137: im so lucky, I got to see Will Wood and the Tapeworms really recently, UGH I loved it
 themercenary1987: The Killers - The most British American band ever
 ElementalAlchemist: Weird Al puts on an incredible show
 NorthstarTex: Weird Al live is amazing.
GrathXVI: I got to see Weird Al at Carnegie Hall
kerryg137: Oh Weird Al? So lucky
 AugmentingPath: @NapalmSideburns dang, that's a better version of the joke, well playerd
 DiscordianTokkan: The Weird Al concert slapped, and I love the basist lady
 Strebenherz: Nice!  Did you get to see puddles pity party as well?
 TheLadyMakai: Same, Matt
 DandyGeek: yeah, Weird Al is a hell of a show in whatever era of his career
 SlyFrostPaw: @kerryg137 oh dang that must have been an EXPERIENCE
 PharaohBender27: I've pretty much only been to orchestral concerts, which is a different vibe
 butt_ghost: my buddy just did an interview with the gen z guitarist in the weird al backing band
   Anubis169: Been to a couple, and also a grindcore concert in a pub where earplugs were mandatory...
 PhoenixMelior: Tee hee i got that reference
 JFLBridge: Saw Weird Al this summer. He and the whole band were awesomeness
 themercenary1987: WOw! Different folks, my first concert  was Download Festival in the UK in 2005 when i was 16
 Boopity: I went to my first concert last year (math rock band) and I _hated_ how overblown the audio was. Now I understand why people say to wear earplugs to concerts
 gualdhar: I've been to big music festivals and to tiny cafe shows, but never been to an actual concert to see a specific band
 NorthstarTex: Got to see him last summer and he did amazing (also open air amphitheaters are GOAT'd)
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 themercenary1987: Went there for 5 days and camped, true madness
   Anubis169: I really want to go see Dance with the Dead
 goateedave86: @themercenary1987 download 2005 was my first festival as well
   Anubis169: they did Camden Town once on their tour and never came back 
 AMuseOfFirebane: I saw Steam Powered Giraffe twice this year, so nice to see them after not going to any concerts for like 10 years
kerryg137: @SlyFrostPaw OMG theyre my #1 modern group and it was AMAZING, Self-Ish reuion tour where they played that album in entirety and..omg it was so rad
 ghizmou: @Anubis169 They're great, highly recommend seeing them live
 goateedave86: Streetlight Manifesto would be my white whale
 Boopity: 
 FauksStarling: Oh man, I remember that song Jordynne
 themercenary1987: @goateedave86 SLayer Slipknot System Of A Down SUnday?
 NorthstarTex: you mean with those monkey fighting snakes and the monday to friday plain
   Anubis169: ghizmou: I had the chance and couldn't do it
   Anubis169: been waiting for them to come back ever since
x0den: I;m so happy i got to see miracle of sound before he announced a break from touring.
 Sacrenos: I'm going to ghibli in concert by the Dutch Royal Orchestra, conducted by Hisaishi himself.
 goateedave86: @themercenary1987 opened the festival watching flogging molly
 SlyFrostPaw: Times are strange, we got a free upgrade for Snakes On A Plane 
 Micalovits: Pretty sure Jordynne is still super cute
GedankenPalast_: @Sacrenos oohh, have fun!
kerryg137: @Sacrenos AHHH so cool!
 themercenary1987: @goateedave86 Man Annoyed i missed them and Mad Capsule Markets. Did get to see Billy Idol though
 DandyGeek: that 100% checks out, Jordynne
  r10pez10: this is not where i expected this anecdote to go
 Boopity: 
 butt_ghost: Jordynne they're still touring my partner saw cobra starship last year
 Boopity: @r10pez10 I am 10 miles away from the tracks of this anecdote. Or most of Jordynne's anecdotes, really 
   Anubis169: well we know what Jordynne's doing after this cast
 butt_ghost: 
kerryg137: *googling Gabe*
kerryg137: OH HE IS LOVELY
 SlyFrostPaw: the chorus to that song pops SEVERELY
  TXC2: because of course he is
LidofLoathing: I had a huge thing for William Beckett in college
 Strebenherz: Gabe Saporta?  Do I have the right person googled?
 Strebenherz: Cause yeah ok
  r10pez10: oh yeah
  r10pez10: the paramore label
GedankenPalast_: twenty one pilots also
 SlyFrostPaw: like... that song is TOO GOOD for a tie in to that movie
 VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun Get the fan, it will autopush the tickets in
kerryg137: OOH so whats the hottest instrument someone can play in yalls opinion?
 PhoenixMelior: I really want to love audiobooks but i feel like i wont retain anything unless im also looking at the words
 GrassVortex:  Lists 
 LowUpsideCJ: @kerryg137 tuba on fire
 ContingentCat: what was that book I love oral history?
 themercenary1987: Ahh emo, one of the shames of my life is being in the crowd for Korn at download where they were second stage to MCR on First Stage, and getting caught up in the crowd when after Korn's show finished (an amazing show btw) we marched on the main stage
  r10pez10: my hopes
kerryg137: @LowUpsideCJ SOLID choice
 themercenary1987: Was one of the few times i understood true mob mentality
 sallomon33: @PhoenixMelior Same, I tried them and then I just didn't remember anything after listening
  TXC2: top/bottom on one axis, Dom/Sub on the other
 rabbitgta: Do we need to, you already cast everyone into rocky
 Strebenherz: I'm unfamiliar with this Gabe lad and their music but yeah okay they be good looking.
 butt_ghost: my partner who is also queer and also has aphantasia and likes cobra starship and also has read this book jordynne do you by chance need a new friend in quebec lol
  r10pez10: what does that even mean
kerryg137: Im just gonna say, saxophone - Candy Dulfer
SteelCityMTG: Okay Jordynne I'm going down a cobra starship rabbit hole and this is your fault
   Anubis169: I have been to see Dragonforce  Herman Li recognised me in my union jack waistcoat outside the venue a couple hours after 
 PhoenixMelior: @sallomon33 ok im glad someone else has this issue. That said, no shade to people who like audiobooks, i just feel like i miss out
   Anubis169: Turns out the lead singer's also from my City 
  TXC2: I Don't think I gender enough to mod this stream 
 PhoenixMelior: HELL YEAH
 Micalovits: I love turtles!
 butt_ghost: kathleen cat extreme windmill slam
 DandyGeek: feral to domestic?
 ContingentCat: crow to dove?
NonchalantAvenger: did Jordan sleep in the moonbase???
 themercenary1987: @Anubis169 Saw Dragonforce with Archenemy and Trivium all supportiong Machine head. Made me a fan of Trivium that gig
  r10pez10: good axis
AtrusOfMyst: Is Brandon Flowers Cat or Dog?
 PhoenixMelior: Goodbye
 KharadBanar: Friendly/Feral?
 gualdhar: I'd have done Friendly to Feral personally
   Anubis169: Chat, please do not pin your monitor
marshallade: less abstract
 otakon17: holy moses they're still up
 hackingducks: aloof cat.
 PhoenixMelior: Shes so right
kerryg137: yes 100%
 otakon17: Bojangles
 NorthstarTex: the dog side does not exist except for Ben
darkora: chungus
 NorthstarTex: everyone else is cat for me
marshallade: a cat named Brendan...
 PhoenixMelior: @otakon17 Beejangles
  TXC2: NorthstarTex  Serge is a dog also
 azureHaights: timotei?
 otakon17: Beej would also be the huge dog that thinks they're a lapdog
 NapalmSideburns: @NorthstarTex yeay
 aitsu100: scrungle puss
 TheLadyMakai: Kathleen is big Black Cat energy ( complementary)
kerryg137: Beej pet name? Prince
 Micalovits: Huh, I would have put him as a chill dog
 NorthstarTex: Ian has Tabby energy.
 RedAlexxis: Some people would call him ... 'Tim'?  .... urgh, I feel sick
 otakon17: Smudge
 otakon17: perfect name
 NapalmSideburns: Serge might also be dog
kerryg137: james is a dog
 PhoenixMelior: James is a cowardly dog
 PanicAttackGames: Ben is big dog energy
 ContingentCat: James is definitly dog
 otakon17: Mr. Turner IS his name
 FauksStarling: James is just Jade.
 aitsu100: for sure
 otakon17: *S I G H*
 PhoenixMelior: Jimbo
 azureHaights: yo! jimbo!
 otakon17: Kathleen when she comes up HAS to be max Cat
 NorthstarTex: Jimmer some days
 PhoenixMelior: Ben ALSO a friendly dog i think
 PharaohBender27: All right, I should be off to work. Here's a few more minutes for the clock:
 otakon17: Jingle
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 otakon17: Jingle for a Scottish Terrier is perfect
 RedAlexxis: Ralph
 Strebenherz: @otakon17 Kathleen wakes you up by dropping a live mouse on your head
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  
 TalpTheScot: thats an irish name
 otakon17: @Strebenherz I HAZ PRESENTZ
 sallomon33: Or just call it Mac
 TalpTheScot: im offended, but i get it
 CabooseFails: what about the overwrought dog name? duke lord o'malley the third esquire
  TXC2: Scotish is from Ireland
 otakon17: Graham is a dog
kerryg137: Omg Kathleen is such black cat energy, lowkey reminds me of my parents cat indoor/outdoor, hunts for fun but will warm up to you if you fit the vibe
 otakon17: BIG friendly dog
 otakon17: YES
 rabbitgta: My like comes from ore so idk
 Simbionis: AGREED
 PanicAttackGames: Yeah
 ContingentCat: I agree with that
 otakon17: THIS IS AGREED
 piggyback101: Agreed
kerryg137: oh G is barely a dog
Pteraspidomorphi: That seems correct
 simic_yeti: yes!
 atinyspacemarine: No hard agree
 TheLadyMakai: hard agree
x0den: no agree with god graham
marshallade: a very cat-like dog, that makes sense
 sallomon33: How is that controversial lol
 TalpTheScot: hes a dog but a cat person
 RedAlexxis: oh yeah, Max is a great name
x0den: *dog
 otakon17: Golden Retriever raised by cats
 NorthstarTex: Can the 'Y' axis just be "Fox" because dog hardware, cat software?
 TheLadyMakai: wheeler cat
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler just says "a"
  TXC2: Dog raised by cats energy
 Snowcookies: agreed about Graham being a dog
 DandyGeek: I still think feral should be on the y axis
marshallade: graham is not Kitty, he denied it multiple times!
kerryg137: oh wheeler? no fucking clue
 RelwinEJ: Wheeler's pin goes on the back of the board
 azureHaights: [so_controversial_yet_so_brave.meme]
 FauksStarling: Wheeler is a dude in a kigurumi.
 GrassVortex: 
 sallomon33:  
 GhostValv: 
 RedAlexxis: Wheeler is CatDog
 otakon17: NO
 PanicAttackGames: "whats wrong with your dog?"
 aitsu100: like the legenday beasts from pokemon
kerryg137: Piss Boy
 otakon17: THAT'S AWFUL
 PhoenixMelior: And his name is Come Dumpster
 DandyGeek: wheeler might just be a weird bird
 Micalovits: Wheeler is a fox
 NorthstarTex: Wheeler is a domestic fox
 otakon17: yes make him a fox
 Strebenherz: Wheeler is an absolute goblin sphinx cat
 aitsu100: yeah
 rabbitgta: G D for short
 ProcyonFlynn:  vibes
 PhoenixMelior: 100%
 ContingentCat: absolutly
 GhostValv: true
 themercenary1987: Does wheelers owner say he doesn't bite but he does
kerryg137: 100%
kerryg137: YES
darkora: Catleen
 RedAlexxis: Needles
 simic_yeti: agreed
 NapalmSideburns: Caith sith
 otakon17: The Cat:tm:
 piggyback101: A cat named cat
 ContingentCat: Kathleen would be a cat named Salem
 Micalovits: Catleen though
 Verrain2: Princess Donut Queen Anee Chonk
 NorthstarTex: Kathleen is the stray barn cat that never left
 sallomon33: 
 Strebenherz: Kathleen, drops present mice to wake you up
 PhoenixMelior:  
 otakon17: "Yeah when we moved in she was already here mousing and ratting"
 neisan2112: Its still Kathleen
kerryg137: awwww
 Sacrenos: I mean, my inlaws have a cat, called 'poez' which is just cat in Dutch, spelled wrong... I hate it SO MUCH XD
 RedAlexxis: oh
 otakon17: Sweetiepie is cute
 PhoenixMelior: Sweetie Pie is a great name
@Sareaesque: Cat owners have dog energy, Dog owners have cat energy
@vortex594: Oh, they're name tags. I looked away after the 'BEEJ' pin was placed and didn't realize those were letters-
kerryg137: Alex seems like a hunting pointer dog
 NapalmSideburns: Next cat I get is either gonna be called Potato or Soup
darkora: Alex is called MRE
 measureofhope: Cats get the zoomies, believe me
 butt_ghost: is this just a veiled "who at LRR is more autism coded and who is more adhd coded"
 PhoenixMelior: Paul is a well mannered cat though
 RedAlexxis: This chart is both very prepared and ad-hoc at the same time
marshallade: paul is one of those cat with a surprisingly deep meow
 ContingentCat: agreed
 Micalovits: I like "shy" as that axis also
 Boopity: Oh, I just tabbed back in and noticed Kathleen on the corner 
  RayFK: I have OPINIONS
 ContingentCat: Paul is like one of those cats that uses buttons to talk
 rabbitgta: Our cat chirps
 PhoenixMelior: Heather's name is Luna
  r10pez10: hi jordan
 butt_ghost: @marshallade "meowoooo"
  TXC2: RayFK  sir this is the 38th floor
 Verrain2: No we fear Heather the demon wrangler.
 rabbitgta: All dressed
 aitsu100: Adam is a husky
 piggyback101: Disagree
kerryg137: Adam total cat
 otakon17: LoadingReadyCat
 RedAlexxis: Fair
marshallade: now here is the controversy
 PhoenixMelior: Adam is a GIANT Maine Coone
 Lord_Hosk: I agree, Adam is a husky
 Verrain2: Hard disagree.
 RedAlexxis: but he would protest
 Kata_The_Cat: Adam gives massive doggo energy.
 otakon17: @PhoenixMelior this tracks
 butt_ghost: you know adam at his most babygirl
 serramarkov: My boss's dog is named Ketchup.
 Boopity: LU
kerryg137: Adam is SUCH a cat
 Boopity: 
 ContingentCat: Adam is a kitten
 InconsiderateHat: truuue
 otakon17: "post poop zoomies" what
 gualdhar: after the morning constitutional?
 NorthstarTex: Adam is one of those cats that is afraid of everyone except for the owner, and if you spend enough time around he turns into a big cuddle bug
 Micalovits: @otakon17 Some cats sure get that
 TalpTheScot: @otakon17 thats a real thing cats get, mine has it
 otakon17: BEN IS THE ANTI-KATHLEEN
x0den: no notes there
 realbadatthis_: Adam is a cat, chat is just a mug left unattended on the counter
kerryg137: Oh Ben is pure golden retriver energy
 Lord_Hosk: Yep
 PhoenixMelior: So true
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 otakon17: So if Ben and Kathleen are in the same room they'll destroy it like Anti-matter and Matter meeting?
 FauksStarling: "Must adopt together, will never see in home."
 JFLBridge: Benji was a famous movie dog for us Olds
 otakon17: Copernicus
 ShaneLeeAtk: Fontleroy
 Vinewood_OG: Franz Purrdinand
marshallade: I know one of you out there is drawing alll of these, chat, and we'll see them in 20 months on Mail Time
 TehAmelie: i hope you'll put these boards up where the whole moonbase can see
 otakon17: @ShaneLeeAtk oh no I like Fontleroy
 sallomon33: @Vinewood_OG Fire name
 hackingducks: oh ferdinand is so ruined for me as a cat name by Dungeon Crawler Carl.
 Verrain2: Testing new badge.
kerryg137: This list is perfect no notes
 ContingentCat: yupI'd put Cori on the cat side
 aitsu100: Cori give guard dog energy
  TXC2: Verrain2  test succesful
 gualdhar: Cat Cam 100% gave themselves an ear piercing
 Boopity: Lmaooo
 Strebenherz: Goblin cat cori but friendly
 RedAlexxis: oh, a correlation is forming
 NapalmSideburns: Cori is named Muffin
kerryg137: Cori always would snatch stuff off the counter
 otakon17: Cori is Cori
 2Flower: corgi
 otakon17: BFD
 jibkat: But what about Wiggins?
 aitsu100: blod hound for nelson
 jibkat: cat right?
 NorthstarTex: I'd put Nelson as big friendly lapcat
 KharadBanar: Corgiander
 otakon17: WIggins is perfect
 PhoenixMelior: Nelson is a labrador for sure
 themercenary1987: Great Dane
 ContingentCat: Bluey
 AMuseOfFirebane: @KharadBanar 
 otakon17: there's a lot of names on here I'm not familiar with, I need to keep up with LRR more
  TXC2: Nelson strikes me as more lapdog sized
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @KharadBanar 
kerryg137: Nelson def big dog energy
 PhoenixMelior: Fearful middle ground
 Vinewood_OG: purse dog
 otakon17: Sneezes constantly
 2Flower: serge friendly car?
 TehAmelie: waggin his tail so hard he falls over, yeah i can see it
kerryg137: Serge is a parrot
 Mogg01: You just described Nelson as my dog
 PhoenixMelior: Oh interesting
marshallade: and  very dog like cat, yes
kerryg137: Oh I see that J
 InconsiderateHat: The easy shot is that Serge is a Golden Retriever
 Austere_Squire: one of those cats that acts like a dog
 RedAlexxis: Orange
 otakon17: "And then I maul you"
 hackingducks: cinnamon-colored orange
 Verrain2: But would a cat make you coffee?
 rabbitgta: Ah tortatude
 Boopity: 
 InconsiderateHat: Oh true Serge is an orange cat
 Boopity: This segment is truly incredible
 otakon17: financial INTEREST IN YOU?
 Mai_Andra: Serge is the cat that's super curious and friendly, but hits the roof if there is any unexpected noise.
 TehAmelie: @InconsiderateHat maybe a greyhound-golden retriever mix
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 PhoenixMelior: Lestat
 GasCityGaming: Buttercup
 TehAmelie: which may be too powerful for anyone to actually have bred it
 otakon17: Brooke!
  r10pez10: with or without an e?
 TheLadyMakai: @Mai_Andra my roommate's cat is like that
  TXC2: Serge is not a cat, Serge is dog that wished to be a real boy
 InconsiderateHat: @TehAmelie I'd love to see one ofthose
 otakon17: Chat is a Ferret
 CabooseFails: chatthew
  r10pez10: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 ElementalAlchemist: chat just is chat
 BrowneePointz: As a kid of an AKC Dog Breeder and Former "Dog Special interest" you're all dogs cuz I can assign ones to everyone at LRR based on temperament
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm Someone In Chat
 BrowneePointz: Except Ian, who is a Bird
 Singenmeister: New wallpaper unlocked
  r10pez10: my friend had a customer named Babygirl because her parents filled out the birth certificate wrong
 otakon17: CAP IT
 Kata_The_Cat: I think we might be giving all the crew fursonas right now.
 PhoenixMelior: Its so accurate
  TXC2: !clips
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 simic_yeti: new playmat!
 Boopity: @r10pez10 I-
 atinyspacemarine: Need to go buy some scratch-offs to fund a commission of these fursonas
 JFLBridge: Post in the Moonbase for eternity,  please
 TehAmelie: the game has only just begun! i'm guessing
 PhoenixMelior: BIRB
  TXC2: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
 InconsiderateHat: BIRB?!
 Boopity: Birb!
 InconsiderateHat: What kind of birb is moonbase
 VinylMinty: https://oleonze.itch.io/birb
 otakon17: this reminds me of Cookie Clicker and Vampire Survivor
 RedAlexxis: The birb is the word
 TehAmelie: looking very Everything is Crab
Genie_M: Thanks 😊
 TehAmelie: but will birb be crab?
 otakon17: That's not a genie that's a plastic surgeon
  r10pez10: magnetic ass genie
 Boopity: Fuck you genie, I am already the _most_ attractive 
 DaxStrife: Give the genie $100, become magneto.
  mtvcdm: you are going to become a magnet
 Kata_The_Cat: Do you mean, like, gravity?
 PhoenixMelior: Oh yes this question, i am not ashamed to say id give him a 20 and not feel bad about it
 Omthebox: Give this guy 100 bucks and see if I become mildly magnetic
 VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun There's an auto collect button top right
 atinyspacemarine: $5 to $10 feels relatively safe
kerryg137: Oh no, im solid with who I am
 LowUpsideCJ: aura capitalism
 public_key_reveal_party: 69$ worth exactly just for the bit
 themercenary1987: 100 dollars cause I am so so alone
  TXC2: I assume it's percentage relative to the base, so in my case it would be % times  zero 
 Wizzo1138: Nothing bad ever happens when working with a genie
 Boopity: I mean, pretty privilege is genuinely useful
 FauksStarling: If I give the genie USD do I get hotter in CAD value?
 atinyspacemarine: Can I give him $5000 and make the monkey paw really curl?
 MVlat_: if the genie pays you do you become less attractive?
Genie_M: What weird new powers I get occasionally
 teddywhosabear: how do exchange rates work here
 Chronomagistrate: Exactly @TXC2
 Gekyouryuu: more attractive... to whom?
 hackingducks: i mean, I'm not going to the bank or anything, but if I've got cash...
  TXC2: Chronomagistrate  thanks 
kerryg137: Also do evil Genies exist? Nah even if I would consider it, I wouldnt risk it
  TXC2: 
 LowUpsideCJ: I’ll give him $10 just cuz I want him to have some walking around money
 VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun There's an auto collect button top right ͏
 themercenary1987: But honestly Id say Im interested but need to bring in a solicitor to oversee the contract
  r10pez10: i gave him a hundred and i turned into a dog
 Chronomagistrate: @TXC2 I only realised afterwards how that would sound, when I meant it in solidarity/for myself 
 VinylMinty: Sorry
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 ContingentCat: 30$ I feel like this would help in the job hunt too
 Pinwiz11: I would, I think the question is do I go 100 or 200 or 300
 cheetoJack: my cat is very interested in this birb
  TXC2: Chronomagistrate  I know, I'm playing with ya 
 ClockTamer: I’d give him $200, I’ve spent more on board games and I would love to be more attractive for my partner
 public_key_reveal_party: I have spent more money on bigger wastes
 Bright5park: Would it be a one time chance to boost my attractiveness, or could I just go "Yo, Genie! Here's another tenner, gimme the good stuff"?
 InconsiderateHat: I would pay just enough to tip the scale on people interviewing me for a job.
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah i could do with a 20% confidence boost
  r10pez10: genie has venmo damn
 Boopity: E-transfer?? What a modern genie
 the_lone_bard: I give him whatever is in my bank that isn't rent money... Then I run for a local political position and enjoy a 6 figure salary and pension. I know how this game works.
 PhoenixMelior: Matt "Muggable" Griffiths
 KharadBanar: Huggable and muggable
 GhostValv: cash flush and muggable
 8bitdame: wait I missed the game switch, which one is this?
 FauksStarling: Matt's muggableness is why we can't know where the Moonbase is
 Boopity: @8bitdame Birb
  TXC2: 8bitdame  this is Birb
 public_key_reveal_party: Do I need to download an app to pay the genie, because like, I'll pass at that point
 8bitdame: ty
Bionull: Oh hey, Birb. Played this one a while. Never figured out some gaps in the unlock grid though.
 rabbitgta: Can you ask the genie for money for less attraction?
 Boopity: @public_key_reveal_party You need to donwload an app and create an account 
 ContingentCat: yeah I landed on 30$ with I'd be ok if it wears off and turns out to be a scam
 public_key_reveal_party: @Boopity I mug the genie
 atinyspacemarine: What if I give him a year's salary?
 Micalovits: It depends so much on where "0" is
Summerlithi: If you double a potato you just have two potatoes
 TehAmelie: is the genie shackled by Solomon's spells? cause then it's probably safest to just set them free first and then ask for wishes
AtrusOfMyst: Like beautiful Squidward face card
 the_lone_bard: I have about $300 after rent unfortunately +300% of none attractive is still none attractive.
 KharadBanar: 100% on Jordynne, that definitely starts the Trojan war. On just anyone, maybe not so much
 realbadatthis_: Can I get money from the Genie to become more unattractive?
 themercenary1987: Did you watch the odessey?
 RelwinEJ: Helen of Troy... , New York
 Sacrenos: @atinyspacemarine yea like, absolutely max out your attractiveness and monetize the hell out of it.
 Makoforte: Yeah uh. Whose definition of attractiveness?
  r10pez10: you can also meet awful attractive people
kerryg137: Oh same Jordynne
 BrowneePointz: What kind of attractive? We talking the boring "conventionally attractive"?
 GhostValv: I get that...
 Makoforte: Does self perception impact that?
marshallade: you probably order a shrimp po boy and a diet sprite
 Lord_Hosk: I could go $500 and still not reach a matt or Jordynn level so...
  TXC2: r10pez10  which sadly is most of them
 Boopity: @BrowneePointz The way Jordynne described it, it sounded like charisma, or a sort of invisible "this person has aura", rather than physical looks
 thcstalker: Is it the vibe when someone *knows* they are hot? Cause I remember theres been some rancid vibes from people that knowww they are hot as fuck.
 ContingentCat: yeah
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne you are also pretty i hope you know that
 LostThePirate: I met my spouse on OKC
 BrowneePointz: "Conventional Attractive" vs "noncoventional attractive" vis-a-vis Societal and Fashion norms
Summerlithi: Like Benadryl Cucumber
  TXC2: Makoforte  by not being neurodivergent sadly
 PhoenixMelior: @makoforte sometimes i just ask
 Boopity: @TXC2 Wait, other people can do that!? What the helll
 Makoforte: Cause I am certain I don't know how to flirt but I have been told people have been flirting with me and ?????
 LowUpsideCJ: it’s the 3/4 that’s hard to detect
 NorthstarTex: girlie, you are only 2 inches shorter than me, that isn't short.
 Makoforte: @Boopity Right? How could anyone know
  r10pez10: to the quarter inch is wild
 TheLadyMakai: TIL Jordynne and I are the same height
 LowUpsideCJ: short for modeling, short for lrr
  TXC2: Boopity  well, I question whether neurotypicals are "people" but yes
 Makoforte: Oh yeah model size requirements are ridiculous
 RedAlexxis: @LowUpsideCJ 3/4 is like 2cm
 Zaghrog: In my understanding not being neurodivergent doesn't mean you understand flirting
x0den: wow, i think youre an inch taller than me
 public_key_reveal_party: There's a lot of overlap between being a model and being in LRR. I assume
 thcstalker: height really gets shown off when you compare it.
kerryg137: sometimes it sucksss being as tall as I am
  r10pez10: what's the genie's name btw
 realbadatthis_: Modeling Agency *handshake* WNBA
 Makoforte: Models need to be tall and be really specific
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 RedAlexxis: I have a face for radio
 Gekyouryuu: "we call tall people short to make short people feel bad enough to buy our products." - the beauty industry
 Makoforte: Also imagine having money to spare on a genie
Bionull: If you rebirb you might gain that 1/4
 RedAlexxis: In the sense that I am in radio
 GrassVortex: mood
  TXC2: RedAlexxis  I have a face for the before picture at the dentist 
 Boopity: Like, theoretically, if you gave the genie _too much_ money, we could run into an apocalyptic situation where the entire world is so obsessed with you you won't be able to live life
 AugmentingPath: I feel like it's probably pretty good RoI to put a few thousand dollars into it. Assuming you're comfortable commodifying yourself on TikTok or whatever
 CabooseFails: it's not that you're not hot to yourself, you're just not your type
 Fr0Dough: I don’t find myself hot but god damn I am a catch.
 TehAmelie: ooh, sunflowers
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Maybe that's what the genie actually does - he just makes you more attractive to yourself, and then the subtle changes in how you carry yourself make you more attractive to others
 NorthstarTex: I was flirted with this very cute exchange student, she even gave me her number, and I thought nothing of it.
 atinyspacemarine: Learning to be kind in that way is quite hard
 RedAlexxis: @TXC2 oh noes, I hope the dentist at least paid you well
  r10pez10: yeah
 FauksStarling: Matt, the face of generational love.
  r10pez10: sorry matt
kerryg137: That is such a SWEET thought omg
 thcstalker: Damn thats actually really sweet
 Makoforte: Probably but it's real damn hard to love yourself your more
 rabbitgta: Depeche mode starts playing in the background
  TXC2: RedAlexxis  I was making a joke, I've had to pay the dentist a lot of money to have the bad teeth that I have 
 the_lone_bard: Hmmmm I'm not sure about that, I've met my family tree and I'm not sure "love" was involved in most of those generations.
 8bitdame: I really like that thought
 goateedave86: I know what my bloodline is like. It certainly wasn't their personalities
GedankenPalast_: Love her name
 TreeVor84: I'm very glad to be married.  I'm one of those people who is oblivious to flirting.
 Strebenherz: Damn
 aitsu100: mood
 Boopity: Hell yeah
  TXC2: my last name is Cox, we're not a family, we're an STD 
 RedAlexxis: @TXC2 Oh me too, I like my dentist personally but they are such a money pit
 8bitdame: hhehehe
 RedAlexxis: it's a weird relationship
 letfireraindown: I like that sentiment. unfortunately I share that face with my father. and I have come to terms that I know he's a real Piece of sssssssssssss
  TXC2: RedAlexxis  right?
 sallomon33: 
GedankenPalast_: @TXC2 of friend of mine. surname is cock. he's gay
 Boopity: Incredible
kerryg137: Is she the Big Bad Wolf?? "good for seeing you my dear" lmaoo
 BlandSpice: "all the better to be seeing you" she's literally the red riding hood grandma the wolf is roleplaying
 Boopity: Not the old woman accent 
  TXC2: GedankenPalast_  good for him, lean into that nominative determinism
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  r10pez10: what a badass
  TXC2: letfireraindown  that's why I grow my beard, so I don't look like my "dad"
 DavidVerro: Get her that purple squishy pad thing...
 realbadatthis_: Jordynne bordynne
 Fr0Dough: last name dunk
 AugmentingPath: hmm. wild guess: "Jordynne Morgan"
 ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
 Invitare: my Great Grandma's name was Olive Green.
 letfireraindown: @TXC2   
 sallomon33: 
 ClockTamer: is her last name Hopkins or something?
 BrowneePointz: or, what if...Jordynne Bourdain
 RedAlexxis: Oh I have a story there, my mother's maiden name is a colloquialism for genitals
  r10pez10: wow strays
  Pharmacistjudge: is @rayfk here?
  TXC2: he was
 aitsu100: no
 the_lone_bard: @r10pez10 Strays? That was scoped in XD
GedankenPalast_: oh no
 Boopity: no
 Strebenherz: My guess is it makes jordynne sound like a wrestling name
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 TehAmelie: if an Olive Green and Olive Brown ever meet. . .
kerryg137: Oh NOBODY has my name and I love it
 Micalovits: Me and my ex shared last name, did get questions about why we got married so young
 RedAlexxis: There is an MP in our area who chose to marry into a family that had her name as their last name
 NewtyNewts: Craigk
 AtrusOfMyst: Ty for the gift sub 
GedankenPalast_: craik
  r10pez10: craigk ?
 atinyspacemarine: Craik is a weird name
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RoundSincereSalsifyFloof-I0fYDcj7ZZXf2t0Z
 PhoenixMelior: The number of men ive been involved with named Josh is STAGGERING
 Gekyouryuu: that just reminds me that Taylor Lautner is married to Taylor Lautner, and they've had or are having a child named Taylor Lautner
 RedAlexxis: she commonly uses the slogan "The politician so good they named her twice"
 AtrusOfMyst: Kraig with a K is very Star Wars coded
 BrowneePointz: I mean we have the funnier thing in the Masc Presenting Queer community of a high density of folks dating folks that looks like themselves
 ContingentCat: yeah I wouldn't date someone with the same name as a woman in my immediate family
  TXC2: Dating people who have the same name as my mum or sister is a HARD no
GrathXVI: My sister (six years older than me) was dating someone with my first name for a bit
 Bassios: My parents essentially gave me and my sister the same name. Michael and Michelle
 garunkl: Craik?
  Pharmacistjudge: Definitely not. You can't have the same name as anyone in my family.
  r10pez10: kreg
 FauksStarling: I dated someone with my own first name once. It was... quite weird.
 TehAmelie: i'm just waiting for Alison Brie and Brie Larson to get married and fulfill their destiny
 AugmentingPath: Crakg
  Pharmacistjudge: Cousins included.
 Boopity: Getting dangerously close to Krog there
 Gekyouryuu: also, Matt, you said your brother's name is Drew? my two younger brothers' names are Andrew and Matthew
 DoodlestheGreat: Kreig! >_<
 ContingentCat: thankfully Denise doesn't rule out many people
 hackingducks: @TehAmelie alison larson or brie brie?
 paulthemapguy: thank god my mom has a weird name
 darkora: I've dated someone with the same name as my mother, didn't last long, was certainly very weird
 the_lone_bard: Have you ever had someone unrelated that ruined a name? Until the start of this year I had a nightmare neighbour for 6 years that's ruined the name "Michelle" to me.
 MaybeTara: or Taylor Lautner...twice
  TXC2: in college, I hard flirted with a girl, then learned her name was my sister's, explained this, and then she gave out to me about this 
 TehAmelie: Brie Brie!
 Strebenherz: I understand that jordynne, seeing a parents name is a nope
kerryg137:    
  r10pez10: hazel though
  Pharmacistjudge: She would
 PhoenixMelior: Thats ok, hes married
 BrowneePointz: The a whole gamut of name landmines
 BrowneePointz: the whole*
Daedalus423: Would you ever date someone with your same name though
 arkham1981: I just call all the people I date "Pookie" that way it doesn't really matter.
kerryg137: I LOVE being bi haha, the world is my oyster
 DoodlestheGreat: Imelda?
 Boopity: Thankfully my parents are first gen immigrants from Asia to Europe, so I don't have the name issue 
 paulthemapguy: But Jordan isn't a threat to you if you date Regina okay lol got it
 Kata_The_Cat: Imagine if Jordan Hopkins is actually a big LRR fan and he's watching right now.
 aitsu100: both me and my dad have names that are androgynous
 yalc321: what game is this?
 Gekyouryuu: @MaybeTara three times. they're having or have had a child and guess the name
 Sacrenos: My father in law was married before he married my MIL. His first and second wife had the same name. My partner's godmother? Also that same name.
 Boopity: @yalc321 Birb
  TXC2: yalc321  birb
 yalc321: ty
 RedAlexxis: don't cross the Jordynnes
 PhoenixMelior: !birb
  LRRbot: CAW CAW!
  Pharmacistjudge: I am lucky though, my family has two name first names. so the odds of an exact match is much less....but if you do match...hell no.
 NorthstarTex: being Pan is awesome. The Demi half though makes for a few hoops for them to jump through
 DoodlestheGreat: BIRB
  r10pez10: this would be a pretty fun screensaver actually
 JFLBridge: This game is hypnotic
 TehAmelie: what if their name was "just" Jordan? a mononym
  TXC2: Sacrenos  man has a type 
 Micalovits: Strechies!
 PhoenixMelior: Leave us the birb
 rabbitgta: Cycle fluids
 aitsu100: un shrimp chat
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  r10pez10: yes big stretch pls
 GhostValv: walkies
 TheLadyMakai: yeah,, i need to refill my coffee
 CabooseFails: you take a break, i'll go get a root canal
 ContingentCat: switch your legs and stretch your fluids
  TXC2: !break
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 paulthemapguy: What if their LAST name was Matthews or Jordan
 CabooseFails: good luck to us all
 letfireraindown: My highshool sweetheat had the same name as my mom... I worried about being seen as the odipus comples, but I dont think I landed on any.
 Austere_Squire: beeg stretch
  TXC2: CabooseFails  good luck with that
 INCSlayer: @Austere_Squire beej stretch
 NorthstarTex: Time to check on the road construction happening right outside my home.
 DoodlestheGreat: I just woke up so I'm good. But I'll make sure nobody sets the chat on fire.
  r10pez10: i'm pretty sure musician Roland Bolan named his son Nolan or something
 PhoenixMelior: Show us the juniper
 Boopity: @DoodlestheGreat Has... that happened before?
 GhostValv: 
 letfireraindown: But I was a late bloomer and I was already signed up for the military, so sweet heart really covers all we did
 TehAmelie: fortunately i think i'm the only person in this country named Amelie. some 200 year old ladies may go by Amelia but it's not close
 rensti14: blurry cam rules.
 INCSlayer: @DoodlestheGreat *hides matches and gasoline behind back* what no nothing going on here
  r10pez10: my friend was talking to another friend (Olivia) about how if they got married they would be Liv Love
GedankenPalast_: @NorthstarTex boy do I hate when that happens. A few weeks ago we had ONE dude with a jackhammer at 2am going wild. all alone. don't know if it was official 
 PhoenixMelior: @ghostvalv why... why does amazonian have an emote of graham dancing
 realbadatthis_: the schmooves
  r10pez10: i thought graham dancing was a reference to an actual pumpkin dance
  r10pez10: very funny if that is the graham one tho
 PhoenixMelior: Was it?
 PhoenixMelior: HER
 ContingentCat: awww Juniper!
 Boopity: SHE
  r10pez10: damb denim
TheAinMAP: Hello Juniper.
 snacksmuncher69: 
 measureofhope: the beast
 AleisAlpto: COOL DOGGO
 Too_Many_Knives: Dapper doggo
 NorthstarTex: @GedankenPalast_ was given a hard stop time of 7PM today, so I can hope there will be no 2AM jackhammers here
 letfireraindown: cutie doggo!
 TheLadyMakai: aww doggo
 sallomon33: Doggie
 NewtyNewts: doggus
 ContingentCat: awwww good baby!
HiimDant: what's up big dawg
TheAinMAP: 
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 halfaringcircus: And Jordan Dance!
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 Twilight_Spark: Boof
 Gekyouryuu: @PhoenixMelior that pumpkin dance was a guy at a small news station, iirc, and it got super popular and has become a seasonal meme
 ContingentCat: good fluffy kitty!
 realbadatthis_: da boi
 Too_Many_Knives: Kitty!
  r10pez10: it somehow never occured to me that the blur is just really short focus and not just a blur effect
 Boopity: More aminal pics, yay for us!
 Boopity: @r10pez10 I had the same realization yesterday 
 kusinohki: !next
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HiimDant: @r10pez10 technology is amazing
  TXC2: and we're back
 PhoenixMelior: Hewwo
marshallade: meow-ooooo
 NorthstarTex: hewwo? mwister obamwa?
  r10pez10: damn is that a silt triangle
 8bitdame: o/
 BrowneePointz: Tywin
 BrowneePointz: 100%
 sallomon33: 
 Jillexie: Lol
 GrassVortex: 
GedankenPalast_: 
 kusinohki: Meows
  TXC2: yeah I could see Stanis doing that
 PhoenixMelior: Ooh
 tdapenguin: @r10pez10 could be a soil triangle
 aitsu100: oooo try angles
 atinyspacemarine: oooh, tripartite
  r10pez10: a good one
 tdapenguin: @r10pez10 or could be an entirely different sort of triangle diag
 rensti14: that’s cool!
 letfireraindown: Get a tripod!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ModernSmallFoxMVGame-KHCqMwl37xzc4g5q
 Gekyouryuu: I misheard that as "a song of Iceland fire" and imagined, to the tune of London Bridge: "Reykjavik is burning down~ burning down~ burning down~"
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/V2HYIJl.jpg
  r10pez10: tdapenguin food pyramid?
RaeonTheAroAce: is he though?
 BrowneePointz: Li'l Butch is Matt's Drag Name
 neisan2112: 100% yes
  r10pez10: gee i wonder why
 thcstalker: oh man angry beavers
 neisan2112: Ben did a whole stream ranking 90s childrens cartoon openings.
 Makoforte: Ben does seem so angry beavers
 aitsu100: YES
 BrowneePointz: Nelson is "I've seen this movie 1800 times Kids please pick something else"
 tdapenguin: @r10pez10  but rotate 90deg
 letfireraindown: why cant you say Angry Bea.... OH!
 RedAlexxis: Maybe not 24 Hour Photo
 ContingentCat: yes
 GrassVortex: 100%
 BrowneePointz: yea War Docs
 BrowneePointz: how it's made
 RedAlexxis: oh my gosh, YES
 neisan2112: Hell yeah
 brut3force: yup, that tracks
 DoodlestheGreat: Yep, that's Alex.
 Micalovits: Alex would be great as a host for a mythbusters reboot
 BrowneePointz: oh huh I'd have pegged her more in between TV and Book
 TheLadyMakai: yep, but alex would tell you how to blow everything up, no censor
 RedAlexxis: You can't do that on Television
 aitsu100: test audience
 BrowneePointz: honesetly Cori MIGHT be dead center
 BrowneePointz: honestly*
 Cuttlebranch: Alex is 100% Junkyard Wars.
 Makoforte: I was about to ask 'why haven't we got Alex and Ian doing mythbusters' and really it's because no insurance is possible
  r10pez10: she does a movie podcast?
 RedAlexxis: @Cuttlebranch Robot wars as well
 DandyGeek: Matt, Jordynne, have either of y'all seen Deadloch? It should be on your tv radar
 BITs19_: Oh I listen to Hey Check It Out! Very fun podcast
 BrowneePointz: She's the most holistic
 RedAlexxis: HA!
 the_lone_bard: I don't know much about Cori's media consumption but I do know she has the highest track record of naming some random books/author/movie/tv-show I didn't know anyone would have consumed. (Literally today she randomly name dropped seveneves and I ordered that book 2 days ago...)
 Makoforte: True....
 aitsu100: spy thriller
 BrowneePointz: that man enjoys Film
 Cuttlebranch: @makoforte But Junkyard Wars would work!
 RedAlexxis: A24 Central
 Makoforte: I mean they don't have to be Adam and Jamie exactly
  mtvcdm: Heather gonna have the book corner all to herself
CowofJustice: So what I'm seeing here is that no one reads
 NorthstarTex: G is just a James bond documentary
 Cuttlebranch: @redalexxis Ooh! Yes.
 tdapenguin: @mtvcdm cam also?
 BrowneePointz: that man loves a Manhwa
 aitsu100: documentary yeah
  r10pez10: oh happy feet
  TXC2: Cameron would be off the scale book
 TheLadyMakai: oh, wild robot
 Makoforte: Coffee bird
 the_lone_bard: Cameron: Maximum book, speculative dystopian hard sci-fi.
 Makoforte: The true story of a bird who helped found an amazing coffee
 Mai_Andra: Cameron 99% book, plus "The Terror"
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 BrowneePointz: @the_lone_bard I wouldn't be able to Peg Cam for a single Genre.
 rabbitgta: Lol what?
 Boopity: Holy shit matt
 aitsu100: Anime
 HiimDant: holy moly thank you so much!
  TXC2: only some of it happened, and not like this
flouncy_magooo: I wonder how this would turn out if movie/TV were the same corner and music was added to the mix
 yalc321: I can't hear Romantasy without hearing Romantussy
CowofJustice: Ise-guy
 NorthstarTex: hard line between book ant TV, so manga
 RedAlexxis: Slice of life. 
 Chronomagistrate: Serge is like 'Prairie Lit' - the kid from the countryside who gets thrown in the deep end in the big city.
 BrowneePointz: oh nooooo. He'd be so offended XD
 Makoforte: Beejikai
 aitsu100: Shoujo anime
 DoodlestheGreat: 100 Girlfriends.
 BrowneePointz: ye he's a Gag Slice of Life
 tdapenguin: @flouncy_magooo i feel that that would just be 1,000% difficult 
 the_lone_bard: @BrowneePointz I just say he's a perfect 33% split between speculative sci-fi. dystopian sci-fi and cosmic horror.
 aitsu100: tv
CowofJustice: That's real
 aitsu100: senfield
 NorthstarTex: Slice of life Isekai where the main character is just making a life for himself, no harems are anything
 TheLadyMakai: from yesterday, Fraiser
 BrowneePointz: @the_lone_bard he also reads a lot of nonfiction and fantasy
 RedAlexxis: Variety live
 mercano82: Whenever someone gets BeejDroped, they actually get Isakaied and Beej replaced them in this world.
  r10pez10: i liked the dog
 Wolfstrike_NL: Frasier was great
 wjmck: i just got here and feel like i'm missing a lot of context
 the_lone_bard: @BrowneePointz Yeah but it's not what he reads it what he embodies. (I think) I sat down a few seconds too late to be entirely sure honestly XD
 Makoforte: @mercano82 Braincell
 goateedave86: not Ao3/
 RedAlexxis: Bronte-core
 the_lone_bard: Jordynne is the (wo)man from earth.
CowofJustice: Oh no
 goateedave86: Ian is a haynes manual
 aitsu100: weird Ghibli movie
 Austere_Squire: A friend and I have started rewatching Arcane and oh my god, Greyson's voice
 call_me_Aras: Gundam?
 RealGamerCow: Ian is very Gundam
 BrowneePointz: and Ultraman
  RayFK: Did you just call Gundam a tokusatsu?
 RedAlexxis: Si-Fi futurism
 the_lone_bard: Ian is a trans-media experience only accessible with substances.
 Makoforte: Ian's a nightmare heist movie
  RayFK: The fuck
 Gekyouryuu: Miss Elen and Ms DeGeneres
 Boopity: @RayFK 
 aitsu100: Grim Fantasy
 Gekyouryuu: also, gundam isn't toku
CowofJustice: Gundam is Tokusatsu? That's gonna ruffle some feathers
 RealGamerCow: Adam enjoys grim fantasy
 UnknownFriday: Lone Wolf series.
 Omthebox: People need to die if adam reads a book
 rensti14: I’m guessing Paul is noir.
 BrowneePointz: he likes it when only bad things happen in books
 hyralt: Paul is book
 Makoforte: @RayFK To be fair: 0079 was originally being pitched as a Tokusatsu
GedankenPalast_: Does Adam like/know Berserk?
 Gekyouryuu: @Makoforte .... really? wow.
  Pharmacistjudge: Adam would not like berserk
 tdapenguin: look at us, jordynne, we will not betray you!
 Omthebox: @GedankenPalast_ Not a huge anime guy
 aitsu100: yep
GedankenPalast_: @Omthebox I mean, I read the mangas
  TXC2: Beej would also go in the youtube circle
  r10pez10: things on my head
 ContingentCat: I feel like Alex should be there too but for like metalworking videos
 Omthebox: @GedankenPalast_ We watch Made in Abyss movies tho 
 aitsu100: Kathleen i think is most book
 NorthstarTex: Books and Documentaries
 DoodlestheGreat: Paul watches videos about people who restore old tools and furniture.
 BrowneePointz: @GedankenPalast_ the ....objectification and violence against women would turn off Adam REAL fast
 RedAlexxis: Cam? Oh Poe or Imperium Administratus
 ContingentCat: Chernobyl hbo show
GedankenPalast_: @BrowneePointz ouh, ja. you are right
 the_lone_bard: Cameron loving The Terror made a lot more sense when I realised the book was written by Dan Simmons, the same author who wrote the Hyperion Cantos.
 BrowneePointz: I feel attacked
RaeonTheAroAce: You know me so well
 Makoforte: Remember when Cam didn't realise there was more than one season of the terror
 NorthstarTex: make us a twitch circle!
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 KharadBanar: I am also part Book
 DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, it's a fair cop.
  RayFK: So much
 aitsu100: looks good to me
x0den: matt quickly developing a catch phrase,
 BrowneePointz: Jordan would go back in time and stop Matt from calling Gundam a tokusatsu
RaeonTheAroAce: so of mice and men?
ace_of_dragon037: we having fun
@taichanie: Heather is magical girl anime
@taichanie: Dungeon crawler Carl?
 letfireraindown: I was thinking Cam would be closer to books, but I don't know everythin! HA
  TXC2: story-ception
 BrowneePointz: @letfireraindown he also enjoys some good prestige/art TV
 Jillexie: Oh I see where this is going.
 GhostValv: aww
 NorthstarTex: awwwwwwwwww
 Boopity: Aww
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Awwwwww
 neisan2112: Awew
 tdapenguin: huggggg
 GrassVortex: 
  r10pez10: holy shit
 Stauffy: Oh nooooo
 Jillexie: Lol
RaeonTheAroAce: jesus christ Jordynne
 GhostValv: 
 neisan2112: Noooooooooo
 NorthstarTex: JORDYNNE!
 simic_yeti: nooooo
 jibkat: 
Metric_Furlong: got 'em
 MrSarkhan: 
 DoodlestheGreat: Ohhhhh boy. 
 Jillexie: Amazing.
 BrowneePointz: Wow..that joke pierced my heart....like a bullet
 atinyspacemarine: fUCK
 yalc321: Holy hell
  RayFK: You're a sick mother fucker Jordynne
 ContingentCat: MG
 FromBrainToKeyboard: oh my
TheAinMAP: 
 rabbitgta: Cold, like 0 Kelvin cold
 ContingentCat: *OMG
RaeonTheAroAce: I was thinking about my dad before that
 MrSarkhan: holy shirt Jordynne
 Boopity: It got me _in some way_ 
 TheLadyMakai: yeah, i forgot that lol
 SajuukSjet: >D
 Gekyouryuu: ASTOUNDING
 badpandabear: 
 letfireraindown: EXCELLENT!
 atinyspacemarine: No that one did though
RaeonTheAroAce: He would probably find it funny too though.
 Jillexie: No, that was a good thought to come out.
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Went from almost tears to omg LOL
 Austere_Squire: JORDYNNE, NO
 rabbitgta: Cam is a conduit
 ContingentCat: You get to say every thought Jordynne
 KharadBanar: Jordynne is self-exorcising
 halfaringcircus: Great, now I'm cry-laughing.
 NorthstarTex: I can't breath
Candysniper015: I thought you were going to make a joke about petting her too hard
 jonnykefka: I have cursed brain noise sometime
 NorthstarTex: I understand how cam felt
RaeonTheAroAce: oh no
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 realbadatthis_: was Cam on gabapentin?
 themercenary1987: Is it bad that as i came back and missed most of the context, i'm fully on board with this dark humour
 TehAmelie: LRRgin story? maybe that sounds weird
 themercenary1987: Does anyone else say local LGS?
 Boopity: That'll do it 
RaeonTheAroAce: Yeah I get that
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 jonnykefka: Oh LRR has invaded our speech completely. My kid is going to grow up speaking LRR
 Boopity: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: @LRRbot https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KnottyGleamingGuanacoCclamChamp-DKEXyhAMkUIFa7GG
 Micalovits: Good plan
  RayFK: I repeat my last, you're a sick mother fucker Jordynne
  TXC2: worth it
GedankenPalast_: solid plan
 NorthstarTex: share pics with chat when that happens
 Boopity: As a non-native English speaker, my English speech patterns are fully absorbed from LRR
 wjmck: "if i ever trick someone into marrying me" is an amazing quote
 JinaMahavira: But first make him do a reading, so he uses the voice publicly first
 themercenary1987: So Jordynne, lets talk about this whole "tricking" someone to marry you...
 BrowneePointz: ah...the geological location Ghetto
 BrowneePointz: that flashbanged me for a second
 rabbitgta: Friends naturally silo, not your fault
 yalc321: My wedding is in two months and the seating charty 100% has a "The Gays" table
 BITs19_: So like, how did James find Jordynne and why did he invite her to the ppr?
@DocPhoenix: "We're having fun" spoken with wide-eyed intensity
 rensti14: I just attended a wedding where all the magic players were segregated.  we had a great time!
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  yeah, American Ghetto, not German ghetto 
 NorthstarTex: excuse me?
 Mattmitchell45: Folk Hero
 gibbousm: Mark Tedin the artist?
 eshplode: A modern polymath
 goateedave86: not the Tap Tap Concede then?
 jonnykefka: I put all the old academics at the same table at my wedding. It worked brilliantly, they were writing citations on cocktail napkins to each other by the main course
GedankenPalast_: love them
 the_lone_bard: Wasn't shower oranges a reddit thing around the late 2010's?
 FauksStarling: Where do you put the plate after?!
 BrowneePointz: ew. tomato scented shower
 BrowneePointz: no thank you
 Brozard: nah, the water washes it off
GedankenPalast_: you wash the plate
RayneOfSalt: G'day everyone, what's crackalackin?
GedankenPalast_: ya!
 Mattmitchell45: A bit I would commit to if I was less of a coward
 James_the_Dabbler: 
  r10pez10: how do you take the photos lmao
 hyralt: OMG, that's super convenient
 chaostreader: @the_lone_bard Yes. it was also a thing during the pandemic
 Brozard: should've washed the plate with Old Spice
 Austere_Squire: Matt, there are other problems here
  r10pez10: hahaha
 Brozard: this is just the evolution of shower beers
 Vinewood_OG: Yeah, no one would do that. 
 BrowneePointz: that just g ave me sensory upload ick
 BrowneePointz: overload*
 AlnessVT: I love my table wear shampood and conditioned
 SonofThoth: But like why
 BrowneePointz: no
GedankenPalast_: I like this person 
 hyralt: Getting the pizza wet is just pre-lubricating it
 cheetoJack: interesting use of free will
 BrowneePointz: that man commits War Crimes in the Shower
 eshplode: That is pretty funny
 Micalovits: Based
 NorthstarTex: this is heresy
 UnknownFriday: Rotisserie Chicken is somehow less bad than pizza to me.
 Ard_Rhys: eating chicken in the shower is actually insane
 j_crane330: Cute
 FauksStarling: Man I feel weird when I brush my teeth in the shower.
 jonnykefka: real talk though dishsoap is ridiculously effective for cleaning showers. Soap scum (which is chemically fat-like) and (body) oil is what dishsoap is precision engineered to destroy
 RocketGirl523: I'm not sure this is a friend I personally want to have, but I'm glad you appreciate him I guess...
 petey_vonwho: He's not the guy that eats food in the shower and then reviews it is he?
 the_lone_bard: That man would make me wonder if I'd casually slipped into another reality where the rules were slightly different.
 Strebenherz: @jonnykefka Huh til
 DandyGeek: lmao
 Darleysam: play silly games...
RayneOfSalt: Oh hey Matt, dunno if you remember the bonkers cop stuff that I was excitedly telling everyone about in that Two Point thingy stream, but if you do I have a bizarre update
 rabbitgta: Build a brand, you are that brand
 NorthstarTex: welp, you reap what you sew
  r10pez10: well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions
 AlnessVT: You eat in the shower a dozen times...
GedankenPalast_: the c hoice was to just not send you the pics
 AugmentingPath: makes you cry
 DoodlestheGreat: He'll move to urinals.
RayneOfSalt: Turns out the teens that broke into my neighbour's house were targetting him for some terminal violence. also I just got out of having to appear as a witness
 NoxStryx: The art for this game reminds me of 2006 game maker games like Seiklus
 NewtyNewts: Hypothetical: you're lost in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot them. Who?
  TXC2: RayneOfSalt  booray?
 Austere_Squire: @RayneOfSalt Wh-What??
 Micalovits: Impressive
  r10pez10: damn
GedankenPalast_: woa
 Mattmitchell45: Employment sometimes helps with that
RayneOfSalt: @TXC2 yeah it's nuts. the kinda stuff that people say "that never happens around here, it's a quiet neighbourhood, everyone is old!"
 BrowneePointz: but do you have a candlestick maker
 PhoenixMelior: My D&D group formed after desert 10 years ago and we still chat nearly weekly
 Strebenherz: @RayneOfSalt JFC.  good luck with everything
  TXC2: NewtyNewts  here in the new Forrest it's the horses, always
  r10pez10: what an interesting party. what do they do for work
 niccus: sometimes a lawyer is a court jester
RayneOfSalt: @Austere_Squire so about a month ago, 2 weeks before my Dad passed away, there was a huge cop bust in my back yard
 Mattmitchell45: Our DnD Group's Cleric is a Doctor in her 4th year. Very hard to schedule sessions
 the_lone_bard: My former housemate taught me that law degrees are not hard to come by... Funnily enough, I found many chocolate bar wrappers in the shower after he was done.
Metric_Furlong: you'd have known what a chandler was if you'd looked it up on Bing kappa
 NewtyNewts: @TXC2 Nice
 atinyspacemarine: smash this button
@DocPhoenix: Eating Food in the Shower is one of Ninja Sex Party's best songs, so objectively funny
 PhoenixMelior: 100% yes
 Micalovits: Smash
RayneOfSalt: 4am and there's cops and dogs rushing through mine and my neighbour's yards, they arrested 3 teenagers with cricket bats and a gun
Metric_Furlong: what if you don't have 100k?
GedankenPalast_: easy yes
 nemryn: @NewtyNewts Shia LaBeouf?!
 BrowneePointz: Slam the button. I already have no money and I increase the global supply of kindness
RayneOfSalt: which is trippy as hell cos... guns in Australia aren't easy to get, especially for a teenager
 atinyspacemarine: I know people that need that moer than I do
 aitsu100: yes
 BrowneePointz: even if I get nothing. Absolutely yes
 NeoGetz: yes
  TXC2: push that button 8 billion times, then die, become money Jesus
 Invitare: jokes on you, I don't have 100k
 the_lone_bard: Everyone I've ever met? Not just friends? Because, I'm on an anti-poverty committee and they're flying me out on Sunday for a meeting... So, all 37 people in that room with me?
 Austere_Squire: Everyone I've ever met? Even in passing? Yeah, I'll press it.
 goateedave86: double peezy?
Metric_Furlong: now, note, that is *everyone* you've met. Including the jerks
RaeonTheAroAce: Do I go into debt or do I lose like $200?
  r10pez10: money rules everything around me
 PhoenixMelior: I know many people that would give back, and then my friends would be better off, so win win
 EthirealPlayer: do we have to worry about hyper-inflation in this scenario?
GedankenPalast_: nope
  r10pez10: nope
RayneOfSalt: and yeah, so this last week while I've been dealing with my Dad's funeral and the insane level of paperwork that shows up when someone dies, a lawyer from the government showed up and asked me about being a witness against the teens
 NeoGetz: You know who I've not met, CEOs so all the good people get money
 BrowneePointz: ye. that's like 10 minutes every morning or less
 Mattmitchell45: I'd do it
 the_lone_bard: I'm not sure I say 500 words a month out loud...
 KharadBanar: Mushroom Mushroom!
 BrowneePointz: I'd use it as vocal warmups every morning
 rabbitgta: 500 is a lot
marshallade: does it have to be in a row?
 aitsu100: 20
 witchy_snake: It's my dead name, so that's a no for me dawg
 atinyspacemarine: too fucking many
 FauksStarling: Do we have to say it personally or can we record it and loop the recording?
  r10pez10: it's like 300 something
 jpost042: too many
  mtvcdm: 70
 Brozard: like 90?
 Fr0Dough: 77
 PhoenixMelior: Whats the question? My stream froze
 realbadatthis_: 67
 measureofhope: 600
Metric_Furlong: 121 
 rabbitgta: 86
 Brozard: Joey C right
 Austere_Squire: I think you budge it; like 50 times an hour
 aug_med: 121
RayneOfSalt: so I had to figure out a way to say "i was stoned out of my brain at 4am and I am not a reliable witness" to a lawyer without mentioning that I was flying higher than the cockatoos cos happy funtime herbs are still illegal here
  MagicalAttackGecko: Too many
 the_lone_bard: Like 250 or something. Johnny something I think is his name.
 BrowneePointz: I think it's like 80 something? from Joey C
A_NO0B: at least 4
 MaybeTara: I watched a video with this fact in yesterday and I do not remember lol
  mtvcdm: I figured it'd be in the Joey Chestnut vein
paintedpuffling: 66
  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  hotdogs eaten in 10 mins
 hackingducks: it's a gross number whatever it is
 Micalovits: Wait, I can get a mom?
 the_lone_bard: Joey not Johnny.
 Suffix: My mother knows I'm a scoundrel.
 Ravage2002: Yeah I get it my name too long 
 Bright5park: 42
 Micalovits: Brb, googling
 aitsu100: more than 2
 Fr0Dough: I met joey chestnut once. and didnt know how star struck id be
RayneOfSalt: for such a boring person, my last couple of months have been far too interesting
 PhoenixMelior: Oh, 200
 NoxStryx: 3.1415926535897984323
 BrowneePointz: Jordynne's gonna...eat us?
 aitsu100: ah yes Best in Jest
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  r10pez10: best ingest?
RayneOfSalt: speaking of hamsters, how did the hamster that was named after me in Two Point Zoo die? I assume horrifically?
 NoxStryx: The maternal instinct of a hamster? So you'll eat us?
Metric_Furlong: oh dear
  r10pez10: lmao
Metric_Furlong: oh no
 aitsu100: Connor is an interesting case study
GedankenPalast_: hwat??
 Snowcookies: excuse me?
  TXC2: "Rome" as in the empire and not the City?
 thcstalker: Huh?
 the_lone_bard: Everything I know about Joey Chestnut is from listening to Behind the Bastards podcast... He wasn't the subject or anything they just had Jamie Loftus on as the guest XD
 atinyspacemarine: oh no that's my name
 silent_sol: they're  the guess the character guys, right?
GrathXVI: Yeah, guess the character is one of the bits they do
 aitsu100: yes silent sol
RayneOfSalt: I am apparently having an "old person" moment.. who is Joey Chestnut? And Connor?
GedankenPalast_: SCIENCE!
 TehAmelie: tired? i think you'd just go pop
GrathXVI: Joey Chestnut is the hot dog eating champion of the world
 atinyspacemarine: The himbo of all time
 BrowneePointz: damn I was close
GrathXVI: Connor is one of the himbos on Best In Jest
GedankenPalast_: have these people eaten ANYthing at all?
RayneOfSalt: I thought Fabio was the himbo of all times?
  TXC2: pretty sure pro hotdog eaters don't chew
 GasCityGaming: that happens ALOT to them
 NeoGetz: Fabio!
 BrowneePointz: ye Joey C and Kobayashi have unusually large stomachs iirc
 BrowneePointz: like as a medical condition
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, Jordynne i just saw a funny Tumblr post i think you'd enjoy: ""but with two girls, how do you know when, y'know, when you're done?"  hon i don't think you understand how a death match works."
  r10pez10: damn i neglected the stomach
 the_lone_bard: If every hotdog is 100g then every 10 would be 1kg... 1000 hotdogs just casually consuming 100kg of extra mass in 10 minutes.
 BrowneePointz: in 10 minutes? Probably 20
 hackingducks: doctors have web-md installed in their brains.
 SonofThoth: Like the actor Fabio or the 8o10 cats does countdown Fabio
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RayneOfSalt: There's a demigod in my D&D world based on Fabio. Fabiolini, the most beautiful warrior in the universe (including all the black holes). His hair is permanently waving heroically behind him as though it was being lifted by a gentle breeze.
 Snowcookies: speaking of, I should get lunch
 aitsu100: i do not miss the not hungry adhd meds side effect
 NeoGetz: I'm fat but I eat calorie dense foods so dont need to eat a huge amount volume wise
GedankenPalast_: nice
 Mattmitchell45: For an improv thing, I chugged two beers and ate two hotdogs as quick as I could. Hotdogs gave me way more trouble
 BrowneePointz: OH the Who Am I game guys
 Mai_Andra: Famously, only one person floating on that door...
 HiimDant: also technically One of those people didn't really *survive* the Titanic for long...
 the_lone_bard: No no Matt, that life-boat was just full of random people from the iceberg who happened to rescue Rose.
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 thcstalker: I think id pull my hair out watching this
RayneOfSalt: Hotdogs are on the extremely long list of things that my Doctor has told me I'm no longer allowed to eat. Yay being almost 50
 GasCityGaming: I'm the same, i get mad watching them
 Luna_TheOtter: i love those idiots with my whole heart
GedankenPalast_: I'm glad I don't know them
  TXC2: I mean, the number of Titanic survivors wasn't high....
 rabbitgta: I bet they think they know things too right?
 aprilmoxt: Get em going mad over the green mnm
  TXC2: rabbitgta  yeap, and they vote too 
Metric_Furlong: experiencing The Average USAian
 Mattmitchell45: Feels like Dan Ryckert moments at Giantbomb
 Luna_TheOtter: i just live for the moments when they finally remember a character after trying to guess it for 20+ minutes
 the_lone_bard: I am firmly in camp: What is wrong with these people and what is wrong with your society that you are able to function within it.
 TehAmelie: Beyonce?
  TXC2: God doesn't have gender
 KiaStirling: (what game is being played this morning? The pigeon enchants me)
  r10pez10: birb
  TXC2: KiaStirling  Birb
 Vinewood_OG: Chuckie Darwin enters the chat
GedankenPalast_: god does not care nor need gender
 NoxStryx: @TXC2 And gender doesn't have a god
 KiaStirling: Ty
 Micalovits: Have you seen the world? If there is a singular God, he would be a manosphere grifter
 ContingentCat: we all get to die
 cutaos: you just hold the firecracker by the very bottom and doest hurt when explodes...
 Vinewood_OG: @Micalovits This.
 Austere_Squire: Look, I'm just saying, I watched "Us" and my reaction to part of it was in fact "This is why men die younger than women"
 wheeleigh: Jordynne would be one of the guys hitting each other either way chairs
Metric_Furlong: I do remember reading a woman once say that she refuses to let any straightmen see the taser she has because if she does they'll inevitably try to shock themselves with it
  TXC2: NoxStryx  I don't know, would could probably find some obscure Greek god/ess of gender
 the_lone_bard: I had exactly 1 experience with fire-crackers before Jackass was even released. I found 4 tiny ones under my cousins bed, lit the fuse on one and dropped it immediately and it exploded before it hit the ground because the fuse took about .5 seconds to burn...
 Gekyouryuu: I've just had a thought: God is a trans woman. evidence: humans are made in God's image, the first human made was a man, and God immediately decided "nope gotta make a woman outta that."
 the_lone_bard: Life lesson learned.
 Vinewood_OG: @RayneOfSalt Hello, old friend!
 TehAmelie: check out Hinduism, you can have about 300 millions gods with every gender dreamt of in the imaginations of humankind
 Angnor33: New Jordynne lickability scale?
 Mattmitchell45: @wheeleigh Just the highlight of comraderie
 aitsu100: so you learned from the James Turner Lickability scale
  mtvcdm: Walls are not on the ground Jordynne, you are licking floors at that point
 NoxStryx: Did any of the walls taste like snozberries?
GedankenPalast_: NO!
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 Vinewood_OG: Amaze
 PhoenixMelior: Hell yeah
RayneOfSalt: @Vinewood_OG 
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
 BrowneePointz: I went to school with a Benjamin Dover
 Austere_Squire: oh
 Reaper_IsMyName: Good morning all!
 Austere_Squire: oh no
 PhoenixMelior: YES
 ElementalAlchemist: that's so wild
 aitsu100: some time the world gives you gifts
  TXC2: hello Reaper_IsMyName  welcome
 SajuukSjet: oh, dear 
 rabbitgta: Titanic of names, no survivors
Metric_Furlong: Ho&Hooker, attorneys at law
 Austere_Squire: These are... unfortunate names
  TXC2: No word of a lie, we had a Justin Case in my school
 Vinewood_OG: Hooker & Ho attorneys at law
 PhoenixMelior: Man this stream is a banger
 AugmentingPath: bros before... hmm
 BrowneePointz: I also went to school with an Ivana Moorecock that got remarried to Peters
 atinyspacemarine: Dudes rock
 BrowneePointz: and I'm deadass serious
 ContingentCat: Ontario is a mistake
 Reaper_IsMyName: We had an alumnus at my high school who was Richard Harden.
 niccus: what
 i_enjoy_u: 
RayneOfSalt: "i'm going to kick your nipples off" is a hell of a threat
 atinyspacemarine: Jordynne
 Vinewood_OG: The plot thickens
 measureofhope: That is the second instance I've heard of last-name Ho, chosen English name an adjective. Why would you do that?
  r10pez10: this is some good material
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 NapalmSideburns: This does explain the Jordynne
 eshplode: I live in Ontario, and this makes me understand my home so much more
GedankenPalast_: put that on the wiki
Metric_Furlong: kissing the nipple kicker
ChocoBroh: God damn this is so entertaining
 atinyspacemarine: lmaooo
 aitsu100: oh my
 Austere_Squire: the nipple guy?
 Reaper_IsMyName: the three faces of eve!
 measureofhope: hell yes
 PhoenixMelior: Kathleen 100% crone
 aitsu100: this just got serious
  TXC2: yeap Kathleen Crone and proud of it
 BrowneePointz: also representing Past/Present/Future
 ContingentCat: yup
 atinyspacemarine: not the mom, the milf
 Mai_Andra: Kathleen crone, Adam is babygirl
Metric_Furlong: "Paul is the MILF of LRR" - Jordynne, just now
 Austere_Squire: add that to the quotes, "Paul is the MILF of LRR"
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WonderfulConsiderateFalconAMPEnergyCherry-tVTnOS8ZKF9ZtlgM
  TXC2: I mean, many of us are Paulsexual
  r10pez10: it might already be in there
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Matt) [now] Please add it to the quote database.
  LRRbot: New quote #9646: "Please add it to the quote database." —Matt [2026-08-26]
 Brozard: WOW
 NewtyNewts: !findquote milf
  LRRbot: Quote #8060: "One person's milf is another person's mom." —Paul [2022-05-04]
 PhoenixMelior: Wowee
 Vinewood_OG: Whew
  mtvcdm: can't tell me what to do
 Reaper_IsMyName: ever since mine o clock went off to college
  TXC2: !addquote (Jordynne) [now] Paul is the MILF on LRR
  LRRbot: New quote #9647: "Paul is the MILF on LRR" —Jordynne [2026-08-26]
 Scy_Anide: So we have the mother and the crone, who is the maiden?
 Austere_Squire: James is so responsible and gets everyone ice cream
 Mattmitchell45: But slightly Crone though
 Austere_Squire: you did just assassinate a man, jordynne
 Scy_Anide: Oh I missed it it's Matt
 PhoenixMelior: Is serge a maiden?
  TXC2: !modquote 9647 (Jordynne) [now] Paul is the MILF of LRR.
  LRRbot: Modified quote #9647: "Paul is the MILF of LRR." —Jordynne [2026-08-26]
 aitsu100: serge is a mother
 Shurtal: I don't have my glasses on but the back of jordynnes head looks like Gibb
 Reaper_IsMyName: who buy ash jam? fools
  TXC2: If Ben is a Maiden, so is Serge
 Mattmitchell45: But Alex is also a Nonsense king
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
 the_lone_bard: At least a week.
 rabbitgta: Who and who?
 LordSeru: who decided it was okay to let matt and jordynne stream together? D: 
Metric_Furlong: and consume the cereal
 FauksStarling: If Beej is Hestia, is Paul Hera?
 Austere_Squire: Beej has all the lotions
 ContingentCat: agreed definitly
 aprilmoxt: Beej is flock mother?
 neisan2112: Little bit of all
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Kathleen is on the floor
 Micalovits: Has wheeler been anything but true neutral yet?
 Reaper_IsMyName: he is for the guys and the girlies and everyone in between
 TehAmelie: Kathleen i think has to have her own "bog witch" circle
RayneOfSalt: If you want to try to classify LRRfolk, I've been trying to figure out who is which COBRA villain. I've gotten as far as Ian is 100% Dr Mindbender, Alex is def Major Bludd, I think Cam is Cobra Commander and Graham/Paul are Xamot and Tomax.
 RealGamerCow: Serge did almost drive 3 hours to retrieve Ben from his camping situation
 NewtyNewts: Mother crone = mean girls?
 aitsu100: bb girl
 PhoenixMelior: Wow shes so right
 Austere_Squire: kinda goblin
 Reaper_IsMyName: he has the quiz results to prove it
 Vinewood_OG: never beating those allegations
 neisan2112: We discovered this last subathon
 Mattmitchell45: Heather is the very charismatic terrible mother who still helps a lot of people
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne does tell us to get home safe
omegamarkel: would Sophie from moving castle be an example of between maiden and crone?
ChocoBroh: Also apparently you are now a mother to all
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Jordan is central but more motherly than Wheeler
 Mattmitchell45: Where is Shitposting on the Triangle?
 GhostValv: Thanks Mom
 PhoenixMelior: Ok yeah shes momma
 LordSeru: @jordynne for your information, I got home safe 
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RayneOfSalt: don't need to get home safe if you never leave your home 
@Raindancer12: I came in at weird time...
@DocPhoenix: Huh. I would've put Paul at least a little closer to Crone
@trident042: Should've just written Serge in the Maiden corner to start off
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a little more crone-y though
 NapalmSideburns: Don't worry Jordynne, I've gotten home safe every time so far
 hackingducks: accuate
 Trahas: the one actual mother in LRR
 magentajune: @omegamarkel That seems like a good example.
 NewtyNewts: Bogwitch behaviour
 ContingentCat: Kathleen is very mothering for her cats and actual child though
 hackingducks: but, you know, spelled right
 Austere_Squire: @Mattmitchell45 it's between crone and maiden
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Kathleen on the floor, I called it!
 neisan2112: She is at least on the mother side
 PhoenixMelior: We are not mother
 ThankYouUro: Where does being an actual Mother land you on this tho?
 darkora: we're maidenless
Twilight_Spark: 😊
  TXC2: us Mods are mother, chat is maiden
 GhostValv: 
 ContingentCat: we do 
FixDoll: uwu
 NewtyNewts: Top capriciousness
 PhoenixMelior: I hope someone posts this in the discord
 Vinewood_OG: this hug could have been a suplex
 Twilight_Spark: That being said, I think chat is also crone.
RayneOfSalt: I think by age I'm a crone automatically
Metric_Furlong: I feel chat is more brat than babygirl, but the maiden designation applies regardless
 Mattmitchell45: That's why we feud with Adam
 NorthstarTex: we aren't the maiden, we are so maidenless
 Brozard: also known as a "performance review"
 hackingducks: yeah make the rest of the LRR cast do that quiz
   Anubis169: I'll settle for "parent with face in hands"
Genie_M: Make Jordynne do it again tomorrow
 TehAmelie: you can be maidenless and a maid, viz. me
 Bruceski: Ask the rest of LRR to just place themselves, and compare
 Suffix: We could though, If we wanted to.
  TXC2: we're meant to be wiser? fuck
 Reaper_IsMyName: the Jordynne/Matt Dynamic remains unbeatable for funny and wholesome content
RayneOfSalt: wiser? i'm doomed.
 LordSeru: @TXC2 Crone it is.
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 themercenary1987: I got full drunk only once at 18, hated so much that i fully learnt my tolerances and never goit that drunk again
Metric_Furlong: well, we have established chat is wiser than Ben wrt to 'what age is Ben' kappa
 Brozard: What are the Drunk archetypes? Chatty, Sleepy, Fighty, Sobby?
   Anubis169: Was that 2015 in the helicopter building basement?
  TXC2: LordSeru darn, I hoped to be dead before then 
 Reaper_IsMyName: i did several shots of jack daniels during a game of red dragon in and matched it drink for drink. i learned my lesson
 Mr_Horrible: an incremental about feeding birds in the park?
 themercenary1987: I used to be able to have 6 pints in a night and be fine, my tolerance has slipped since then
 Wizzo1138: @Reaper_IsMyName Surprised you lived
 Mr_Horrible: better one day than 2day
 NewtyNewts: Top tier mori mementing
  r10pez10: my mentos morrie
 darkora: she momento on my mori until I carpe that diem
 Gekyouryuu: Memento Cori
RayneOfSalt: @Brozard yeah that's them. unless you've been drinking Australia's Bundy Rum. In which case the archetypes are "Fighty & Pukey" and "Pukey & Fighty"
 TheLadyMakai: I talk waaay too much when i've had too much
 Bruceski: @themercenary1987 I was taking some medication that reacted badly with alcohol in college, so I was the Designated Sober at parties where everyone else was testing their limits and getting completely wasted. The things I saw completely turned me off of getting drunk.
 Brozard: @RayneOfSalt Oh, Pukey, forgot about that one
 Reaper_IsMyName: @Wizzo1138 your twenties are a magical time. i also ran a half marathon in my twenties with maybe two test runs
 atinyspacemarine: I miss being able to get drunk
 TehAmelie: here i'd like to thank you two for being a paragon of fun and whimsy in a trying week
 LupusNoctis: ooh, nomnoms 
   Anubis169: normally there are 4 types... "Flamboyant happy", "Lovey touchy", "Angry fighty" and "Existential melancholy"
 ContingentCat: I mostly get sleepy and hide with the pets
 LupusNoctis: 
 Mattmitchell45: Mamma Mia
 Vinewood_OG: MothLRR
 Reaper_IsMyName: call her apple cider vinegar the way shes full of mother
 thcstalker: That is a powerful quote
ChocoBroh: I dunno if that is possible
 otakon17: The MILF of LRR sounds like some weird ass fantasy title
 TehAmelie: forget Road Quest 2, MILFS of LRR!
 LupusNoctis: @Bruceski pretty much same thing here - I lived 4 years in University dorms.
 ContingentCat: better than the alternative I guess
Metric_Furlong: and was he?
 goateedave86: Valid
  TXC2: the real MILFs of LRR
 atinyspacemarine: Much worse things to be sure
RayneOfSalt: @Reaper_IsMyName way way back in the mists of time when I was a young goth I walked two-thirds of a full 48km marathon in doc martens to impress a girl.
 Scarbble: we love consent
 DandyGeek: yeah, that's much better than many drunks I have known
 atinyspacemarine: But animals are incapable
 Reaper_IsMyName: @RayneOfSalt you cant leave me hanging like that. did it work??
RayneOfSalt: @Reaper_IsMyName it sure did. also absolutely destroyed my legs for like, 2 weeks. but it did impress her.
 Reaper_IsMyName: no regurts
 ElementalAlchemist: consent is very important with cats
 Bruceski: Once I got a cat and learned his language watching some tv shows/movies has gotten a lot more uncomfortable. Mostly old stuff, folks are better about that these days
 DandyGeek: now *that* is a superpower
 Gekyouryuu: are you a wizard?
 aitsu100: you are that cats human
 Fr0Dough: "yes minon, transport me"
 PhoenixMelior: And also Gus Gus really likes you
  r10pez10: mother
 Mattmitchell45: MOM
 ContingentCat: It could tell you were pure of heart
 Ritaspirithntr: Dang!
 PsychoI3oy: so has megabonk made the rounds or is that not idle enough?
RayneOfSalt: i shoulda mentioned that I was completely untrained, had no idea what a marathon was before signing up and was dressed in fairly typical 90s goth attire
 darkora: assigned milf at birth
RayneOfSalt: in an australian summer, so you know how smart i am
  RayFK: BECAUSE HE WAS DRUGGED
 NewtyNewts: Mothermaxing on Guinness... that means something else in other contexts
  RayFK: THAT'S WHY HE LOVES YOU
 JinaMahavira: orange cat behaviour
  RayFK: NO YOU SHUT UP
 NorthstarTex: He's orange! What else do you expect!
 realbadatthis_: gabapentin
   Anubis169: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: 
  TXC2: RayneOfSalt  so you're a ghost now? 
 spethycakes: 
 Reaper_IsMyName: @RayFK skill issue. hit your shots
 Ritaspirithntr:  
   Anubis169: on catnip?
RayneOfSalt: @TXC2 lol, one who haunts a very specific small suburban flat yes 
 ContingentCat: I love how weird cats are
 PhoenixMelior: NOOOOOO
GedankenPalast_: HAHA
 ElementalAlchemist: uh
 GhostValv: 
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 atinyspacemarine: nooooooooooooo
 Mr_Horrible: Glizzy Gus, they call him
GedankenPalast_: Oh nooo
 DiscordianTokkan: oh no
   Anubis169: NOM
 spethycakes: 
 GrassVortex: 
 NorthstarTex: god dayum
 kid_flashionable: OH
  r10pez10: ????
 ThankYouUro: EXCUSE ME
 MrSarkhan: oh no
 PhoenixMelior: @mr_horrible NO
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Micalovits: I do not want a cat to deepthroat my fingers
 dustfinger_exe: Holy hell
 NapalmSideburns: Gus, no!
 spethycakes: no thank you
 JFLBridge: what
RayneOfSalt: my orange boy turns into an absolutely little tummyrub slut around women that aren't me.
Kirserella: omg.. did he ask YOU for consent?
 Reaper_IsMyName: why must i comprehend english oh gods
 neisan2112:   
 ContingentCat: yeah that's a cat behaviour you warn people about
 atinyspacemarine: do NOT want the cat throat goat
 Barb4rian:   
RayneOfSalt: i raised that little orange sod from a 5wk old baby, and I'm not allowed to rub his tummy
 Brozard: chomp
  mtvcdm: And remember, if you want more stories like this, keep that clock moving
 GhostValv: 
 ratstronomer: NOOOOO
 spethycakes: that is horrifying
   Anubis169: AWW
 PhoenixMelior: That is CURSED
 YawnLance: 
 NorthstarTex: GUS NO!
 snacksmuncher69: what an educational stream this has been
 neisan2112: 
RayneOfSalt: but any of my friends come over and he's upside down on their lap the second they sit
 jessicatheblack: 
 Mr_Horrible:     
  mtvcdm: I don't know why you'd want more stories like this but, on the off chance
 Brozard:   
 Vinewood_OG: 
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 SonofThoth: JORDAN
 dougbeal: i ded
 thegreatwyrdling: JORDAN!
 Bright5park: On the bright side: Probably a good way to make him take his pills.
 Scy_Anide: I'm kinda glad my cat just bites me (gently) instead. He looks very similar to Gus.
 eid010n: At least he's not making eye contact with you, that would make it awkward
 Robot_Bones: just got here out of context not didn't know it was a cat we were talking about
  TXC2: it's Jordynne chat
 Brozard: Gus Reagan
Graved: If you are not playing 4 Idle Games at once, are you even gaming?
 thegreatwyrdling: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
 Mr_Horrible: he knew he'd end up on the 'gram
 Brozard: gotta get that salt and oil
 ThankYouUro: Don't let Gus near the snakes
 Reaper_IsMyName: waiter, one shot of brain bleach please and thank you
RayneOfSalt: my elderly grey fluffball cat is giving me her "there's a major problem" signal right now. what she considers that "major problem" is my orange boy, who is blissfully passed out on 1 corner of my bed
 Vinewood_OG: Finger gluckin' good
 hackingducks: that just literally made me cringe. thanks matt
 goateedave86: I was just cry laughing at "you can touch the back of that cat"
 Mr_Horrible: the world is full of odd things
RayneOfSalt: there's an entire rest of the bed she could sleep on
 hackingducks: right down to the spine
FoxBehindTheTree: we had the 3rd celebrty death occur....
 Mr_Horrible: yeah...
 Brozard: @ThankYouUro Let Gus cosplay as Goose from Captain Marvel
 Mr_Horrible: they gotta be encouraged
  TXC2: FoxBehindTheTree  please don't
 Mr_Horrible: you know, the sky bus
 Shurtal: Gus "Quentin Tarantino but for fingers" Ulmer
  r10pez10: omg
@robotbones3647: just got here out of context not didn't know it was a cat we were talking about
 NewtyNewts: Toothpaste tube dog
 otakon17: you gottta walk him around
 InconsiderateHat: 
 otakon17: dogs don't just go like cats
 Vinewood_OG: POOOOOP
 BlueChloroplast: 
 otakon17: they gotta walk around
RayneOfSalt: Squirt (my orange boy) has to sing the song of his people to announce he's done a poop
 BrowneePointz: very hard
 Mr_Horrible: on your knees, staring him in the eyes, "Remy... you gotta shit, Remy..."
 BrowneePointz: dog poo turns to stone REAL fast
 kdefinition: Gonna have to hard disagree with matt, there
  TXC2: remember when dog poo would go white?
MungoDude: fresh is not crumbly
 Robot_Bones: no Matt's right here
 TotalHell: Cold dog poo is DEEPLY unpleasant.
 GhostValv: I tend to disassociate with cold, and warm sometimes just hits the disgust
 Reaper_IsMyName: i care Eddie
 PhoenixMelior: Daww sweet eddie
 Robot_Bones: picking it up in the winter snow it the worst cause it may cool before you can get to it
 TriuneSystem: What have I walked in on?
 Robot_Bones: Throat goat cats and dog poo
RayneOfSalt: alrighty gang, I just noticed that it's almost 2am. I'm gonna hit the sack
 GhostValv: aww
 PhoenixMelior: Im sorry you called him what now?????
RayneOfSalt: have a great.. uhm... whatever time of day it is in the northern hemisphere
 Mr_Horrible: @PhoenixMelior a fop
 Mr_Horrible: a dandy
 Mr_Horrible: a fancy lad
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhhhh
 Mangledpixel: boop
  TXC2: so long RayneOfSalt  sleep well
 AugmentingPath: what's this game called?
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 PhoenixMelior: Birb
 InconsiderateHat: @AugmentingPath BIRB
 ElementalAlchemist: biology is weird
 Micalovits: Wait, is THAT why I cry when I bike?
GedankenPalast_: Oh wow
  r10pez10: lacrymal powers
  TXC2: Micalovits  yes, your eyes are dry
 Reaper_IsMyName: the mother allegations grow deeper
 Critterbot: That can happen? huh...
 Austere_Squire: i think i don't feel enough
  RayFK: Gamer Trade Wife 2, with tears
 AugmentingPath: thanks phoenix and hat
 Vinewood_OG: That's my secret, cap.
 definenull: hi gamers
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstemiousTrustworthyPrariedogKippa-wWnYm6nBrO2lcqcY
  TXC2: hello definenull  welcome
 Mr_Horrible: "It's so useful that you can cry on command, Jordynne" Jordynne, looking up: "...command?"
 GreyThey: Crapshots > Cryshots
 Mr_Horrible: never
 hyralt: Chat seems so much more delightfully unhinged with the stream muted
  r10pez10: 2000+ tabs open
 Mr_Horrible: 500 tabs, just like the cigarettes
 ElementalAlchemist: this just in: Jordynne has never closed a tab
 NorthstarTex: I forget to close apps on my phone, it infuriates my partner
 Mr_Horrible: is this from Adam?
 otakon17: Fuck it, we ball
GedankenPalast_: deal
 FickleMuse: chronically with : D tabs
 NorthstarTex: bet.
 PhoenixMelior: Pass, i already make more than that
 Reaper_IsMyName: windmill slam yes
 atinyspacemarine: Do I become un-naked?
 otakon17: I'll do it
  TXC2: 1 secound? done easy
 omdorastrix: "it's a medical condition"
 Mr_Horrible: oh no I lose my job I don't need
 Krektogar: absolutely
 otakon17: one second is literally a blink and you miss it
 PsychoI3oy: lol, I work nights from home; sign me up
 Twilight_Spark: Now you're thinking with Bayesian reasoning.
 ElementalAlchemist: not if you were sleeping
 Austere_Squire: if you can play it off, no one can prove it
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, Jordynne got there
 Mr_Horrible: Paranormal Activity cam
GedankenPalast_: I sure take that
  TXC2: At a random time a month? odds are good it'll always be when sleeping
 Critterbot: It'll probably wait until the least opportune moment.
 Thagnok: Would you still be working as a streamer with that salary??
  RayFK: Time to change careers
  RayFK: Vtuber
 Wolfstrike_NL: For that money, who cares, just explain the situation 
 Mai_Andra: Can't feel a breeze with your eyes closed.
 Coloneljesus: implication being he would still be streaming even with the money
Metric_Furlong: Matt "big meaty eyes" Griffith
 couchboyj: Can the one second happen when you are already naked?  If not, sleep nude.
 otakon17: The sausage
 NapalmSideburns: Oh, that is a COLD open
  TXC2: Shit, just get into nudism full time anyway, just game this system
 Dumori: TBH with that money become a recusive V-Tuber stream what I enjoy only and chill
 BITs19_: I arrived in the middle of this hypothetical, could someone repeat it for me please?
 Mr_Horrible: I'd fire that off 100%
 otakon17: "You were naked!" "No I wasn't"
 radiowasabi2014: Tim curry has passed rip
GedankenPalast_: NOPE
 otakon17: NOI
 otakon17: NEVER
 PhoenixMelior: How deep?
 Diabore: im good
 NorthstarTex: nah
GedankenPalast_: you will not survive the 30 sec
  r10pez10: 30 seconds is too long
 BrowneePointz: that could kill you
 otakon17: NOT EVEN IF I AM PACKED TO THE GILLS WITH SURVIVAL GEAR
 NorthstarTex: make it 10
 Darleysam: surface of the ocean?
 TheLadyMakai: hell yeah, thirty seconds is nothing
 otakon17: OR A STORM
 Mr_Horrible: does a "random" part include under the surface?
 measureofhope: Just random coordinates or also random depth?
 Dumori: @GedankenPalast_ Man the hyperthermia risk rough
 PhoenixMelior: Sharks arent actually that into humans
 TheExactSame: half outside the bottom of a boat
 otakon17: yeah no
 Micalovits: Oh - so you won't die
 ProcyonFlynn: But at the top of the ocean? sure.
 Angnor33: Make it 5 AM and you got a deal.  3 pm is just not good for me.
 GasCityGaming: if you know how to swim you'll be fine
 GrassVortex: you will likely be out in the middle of nowhere
 Wolfstrike_NL: Directly implode in the deep dark
 ContingentCat: Will it always be on the surface or can it be deep?
 GrassVortex: so probably jsut fine most of the time
 hackingducks: oh dang. I was like "just constantly wear a lfe jacket?"
 GreyThey: Just do it right before I shower every day
  r10pez10: there are so many conditions lmao
 NorthstarTex: oh, if thermal swimsuit, sure
 DiscordianTokkan: BUS no
Metric_Furlong: "a magical doctor who cannot be lied to"
 PhoenixMelior: Im gonna say no
 vegetalss4: It will probably be some point in the middle of the ocean that's basically empty, just statistically
 malsareus: how does this play with storms?
 KharadBanar: @Metric_Furlong THAT'S what you object to?
 BlueChloroplast: But the waves are vety
 DiscordianTokkan: Could be in the middle of a hurricane
 GreyThey: Tread water before you shower 
GedankenPalast_: no shot RNG kills you there
 otakon17: the PRESSURE would crush you
 Darleysam: feel like this'll be an A24 movie within the next 5 years
 Mr_Horrible: if *under* the surface is on the table then no
 NorthstarTex: surface only
ichibento: Assuming survivable pressure.
 otakon17: you would be a ball of meat, bone and gristle
 Twilight_Spark: You definitely die when you pop back from da bends.
 Micalovits: You won't drown in 30 seconds
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yea, so no fucking deal
GedankenPalast_: if underwater, no chance at all
 vegetalss4: I assume it means that you appear on the surface
 otakon17: OH NO
 NorthstarTex: if underwater, fuck no.
 TS_Terrapin: Could just be under an ice sheet
GedankenPalast_: in the ocean? HELL NO
 Mr_Horrible: I mean that's just Russian Roulette then
 IaCthulhuFthagn: A 30 second swim to the closest hole in the ice.
 malsareus: then no, no way no
 otakon17: you could be dropped at crush depth
 shendaras: Are you wet when you come back?
  mtvcdm: You'd last a week
  r10pez10: you wouldn't be stressed the entire day?
 call_me_Aras: Can I put on a scuba tank and will it come with me?
 malsareus: most of the ocean is not surface
  TXC2: coming up from the Marianas trench to the surface in 40 sec would make you explode from the pressure change
 Angnor33: Most of the ocean will just kill you with the pressure.
 trainpants: when you teleport back, are you still wet?
 Micalovits: 30 second swim is okay, 30 second waterboarding hard no
 otakon17: not a chance in hell BEYOND the getting dropped by predators or in the middle of a storm
 IaCthulhuFthagn: A 30 second swim to the closest air pocket in the underwater cave.
 PhoenixMelior: I woukd be stressed like crazy for five years
 Fr0Dough: can you whistle while you twerk tho
 Diabore: 30 seconds will be lethal underwater just from the thermal shock, suit or not
Metric_Furlong: @KharadBanar I'd answer, but unless you're a magical doctor who cannot be lied to, you'd have no reason to believe me 
 GhostValv: oh huh...
 darkora: I can do both
 Rekiara: Can you swim faster than a container ship at full cruising speed? Important consideration
  r10pez10: i only just figured out how to snap
 otakon17: I can hold my breath but it doesn't matter when you're being turned into a cube by mother nature
blastedman: i can definitely do both lmao
theambivalentagender: i cam do botj
 Mr_Horrible: I thought that was whistling and blowing bubbles in gum, Matt, for the *longest* time
 Stoffern: I learned neither...
  mtvcdm: There's too much under the ocean in the ocean
 Simbionis: I can only snap with my left hand
 snakegums: i can whistle and snap only with my left hand
  r10pez10: well yeah because gus ate them
 witchy_snake: I.. yeah, only snapping, not whistling
 goateedave86: m for mother
 rabbitgta: Motherly
 Mr_Horrible: I thought they were mutually exclusive
 NorthstarTex: I can do both, the question is do you whistle better inhaling or exhaling
 hackingducks: definitely can do both... there are definitely songs wher eyou whistle and snap
  RayFK: It's the Holey mark
 magentajune: I can snap fingers on one hand but not the other. Can't whistle at all.
 TriuneSystem: I can do both, in a few different ways. Behold, I am the chosen one
 Reaper_IsMyName: M
 goateedave86: M
 Gekyouryuu: m
 Wolfstrike_NL: M
GedankenPalast_: M7
 GhostValv: M
 dustfinger_exe: M
 NorthstarTex: M
 fiftymcnasty: m
 TheLadyMakai: can do both, not at the same time
 farley_f: m
 Xed_Regulus: M
 magentajune: M
Kid_Amn: M
 Shadowsoflife: m
 NewtyNewts: m7
 creatorworks: M
 Mr_Horrible: that Darren Aronofsky film
 realbadatthis_: m
  TXC2: if this is random, this is no weirder then randomly chocking on your own spit randomly
 Micalovits: M
 Joecool190: M7
 Marvoleath: \m/
 Mr_Horrible: M
 ElementalAlchemist: M
 Krektogar: M
 TreeVor84: M
 atinyspacemarine: M
 Mangledpixel: |\/|
 sephsays: M
 rabbitgta: MmMmMm
Metric_Furlong: M
 NorthstarTex: 7
 PhoenixMelior: M
 Diabore: M7
  TXC2: thanks Matt 
 Bright5park: M
 darkora: M
 Vinewood_OG: M
 NorthstarTex: M7
 whentheangelsscry: M
 GhostValv: m7
 ElementalAlchemist: Jordynne will never look at the letter 'M' the same way again
  r10pez10: genetics huh
 MTigress: lol
 BrowneePointz: Wine is "you ruined a perfectly good set of grapes"
 Mr_Horrible: place nearby-ish me has a banger rose that they're ALWAYS SOLD OUT OF
 AtrusOfMyst: M for Malort
 rabbitgta: Mead?
 ElementalAlchemist: "other bubbly fancy"
 TreeVor84: All alcohol is instant migraine for me
 SonofThoth: I am sorry for the both of you. Dry reds are my preferred but I'm also a monster that likes malort
 goateedave86: Booze of choice?
 hackingducks: i don't mind prosecco, the rest of the grape drinks can buzz off
 Krektogar: I used to be able to drink wine by the bottle, but nowadays it gives me a headache also
 Critterbot: I'm not an enjoyer of fermented grape juice, never have  been.
  r10pez10: respect
 Coloneljesus: boss behavior
 Mr_Horrible: honestly it's pretty good
 NorthstarTex: apparently red wine turns me into "super productive mode" like I completed a difficult coding homework piece in minutes and it impressed a dev friend
flouncy_magooo: Chilled white wine is nectar from the gods
 sallomon33: <message deleted>I dunno if it's been mentioned today, and I hate to break the news if that wasn't the case, but since Rocky Horror Picture Show was mentioned today, I wanted to inform y'all that Tim Curry died yesterday (it's on Wikipedia with a reputable source, so it's legit) BigSad
 Mr_Horrible: we need a picture of the two of you doing that from this year's DB now
 realbadatthis_: !news
  LRRbot: Please do not share breaking news (politics, celebrity deaths, etc) in chat during a stream unless it is directly related to the stream. At best it disrupts the stream and you don't know how it could affect the streamer.
 rabbitgta: Now to go practice sabering my champaign bottles
 sallomon33: oh I'm sorry, I didn't know
 AugmentingPath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: An Eggstremely Hard Game at Wed 09:00 AM PDT (4m from now).
 Bruceski: !next
 AspiringDryad: hi chat! which game is this?
  r10pez10: fix it in post
 NewtyNewts: The matrix!?
GedankenPalast_: @AspiringDryad Birb
  TXC2: AspiringDryad  Birb
 AspiringDryad: thank!
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: An Eggstremely Hard Game at Wed 09:00 AM PDT (4m from now).
GedankenPalast_: HAHAHAa
  RayFK: Brother what the fuck
  r10pez10: hahaha
GedankenPalast_: yes!
blastedman: incredible work matt
 Coloneljesus: sandy loam, my beloved
 atinyspacemarine: lmaoooooo
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, this!
  r10pez10: i knew it
 GhostValv: D:
 niccus: YES
 ClodiumSoride: ah, the dirt chart
 sallomon33:  
  TXC2: YEAHHHHH!
 Wolfstrike_NL: MATT?????!!!!
 NorthstarTex: YES!
 Mangledpixel: yeeeeaaahhh!
 DiscordianTokkan: Windmill slam LOAM
 NewtyNewts: At least it's not the Extended one
 JinaMahavira: incredible
 zefinderus: yess
 Micalovits: LETS GO
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: Folk classes!
 hackingducks: nice.
 nosole: hell yeah!!!
 atinyspacemarine: it's a tripartite graph!
 ElementalAlchemist: This came up at Desert Bus once
 Reaper_IsMyName: what in the krebs cycle is this
  TXC2: give me that loam!
 TreeVor84: Amazing! lol
 GrassVortex: 
 vegetalss4: I have seen this before
 otakon17: what
 NorthstarTex: LETS DO IT!
 AspiringDryad: yesssssssss the soil chart 
 Barb4rian: Hey I know that infographic
 PhoenixMelior: Lol i am familiar with this
 sephsays: i love the soil triangle.
 SonofThoth: You troll Matt, I love it
 GhostValv: hell yeah
  r10pez10: i thought tumblr knew about this
  RayFK: Change it
 Xed_Regulus: Bravo, Matt. Braco.
 Fr0Dough: I understand this...If I wasnt a nerd before
 nosole: Sand/Silt/Clay
 ContingentCat: Oh clay I thought it said gay lol
 omdorastrix: Dirt chart: tag urself
 Wolfstrike_NL: 5 minutes btw xD
 Pal_Friendpatine: Soil. It’s very important.
 The_Real_Chicky: Lets gooo! I remember this from university!
 offbeatwitch: SANDY LOAM: Who is she?
 SlyFrostPaw: tag yourself, im Silty Loam
 rabbitgta: sIlt
 TriuneSystem: The Soi-angle
 Nathade: and do that in 5 min.
 call_me_Aras: I have seen this graph before
 morgoth_bauglyr: sandy clay
 sallomon33: ok, the previous rankings made sense kinda, this one's completely random 
 NorthstarTex: Speed run this bitch
  mtvcdm: Clay Loam is the name of a country singer
 SonofThoth: God on you for giving all the compositions too
 AtrusOfMyst: That triage is a *different* shape
 Mr_Horrible: I think I determined a while back I was sandy loam?
 nosole: I hear about this at work allll the time (i work with a bunch of geology majors)
 ThankYouUro: Good start
 malsareus: river runoff
 Bright5park: Do y'all eat your daily recommended dose of clay? 
 paulthemapguy: Omg wtf no! Not flashbacks to my soils engineering class!
 atinyspacemarine: Jordynne we gotta get moving here
 AspiringDryad: Silt, as in the Verses?
 hesterbyrde: did Cameron make this?
 Coloneljesus: @Bright5park yeah, 2 pounds
 commentarywife: I've had this on mute in the background and laughing a lot about how few Idle games we've been playing- Well done Matt for bringing the entertainment!
 ClodiumSoride: geology?
 atinyspacemarine: Oh hell yeah Matt
 Micalovits: Cam is Chemistry
theambivalentagender: geography?
 AtrusOfMyst: Where does Soylent go on this chart?
 sallomon33: the only reason I know what silt is is Terraria lol
 JinaMahavira: geography?
 EvilBadman: Geography or geology
 OminouslyOminous: Physical geography presumably
 offbeatwitch: I love you soil texture triangle
 GreyThey: Geography or geologoy??
northivanastan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
northivanastan: let's get the full week!
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  TXC2: "why do you want Clay Akin?" "You KNOW why I want Clay Akin"
 paulthemapguy: Physical geography is in fact geography
 Coloneljesus: serge is 99% sand
 NorthstarTex: can I nominate Matt for goat'd graph maker?
 Reaper_IsMyName: just lock in
 rabbitgta: Moisturized
 NoxStryx: Don't we all retain water?
 hesterbyrde: oh beautiful. admittedly, I was also calling it based on the lovely and almost machine like handwriting, but clearly yours is as well.
 Reaper_IsMyName: goatprince? more like goatking
 SquallLoir: who is sandy loam?!
 TriuneSystem: I was always terrible at geometry
 DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnusualSaltyGoshawkFeelsBadMan-TNMVHUZvSMt_KpPf
 NorthstarTex: Clay loam is great for trails
 atinyspacemarine: HURRY, FASTER
 Reaper_IsMyName: B....E....henehnehneh
 ElementalAlchemist: Ben status: sand
 vegetalss4: Nice Matt, did you make it from memory or did you (reasonably) need to look it up?
 NewtyNewts: Matt, you need to show Jordynne the Extended version afterward
 paulthemapguy: Clay is wet and hard. Sand is hard. Silt is easily washed away
 NorthstarTex: clay maxxed
 rabbitgta: Clay face
 northivanastan: now we know who Sandy Clay is!
 coachNelly: he digs up the clay so he is clay
 Jogela: James is Clay more?
 sephsays: I'm just imagining Paul & Graham in another room, cracking up at Jordynne's panicking
 TheLadyMakai: was not expecting earth science in the morning, also morning Nelly!
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Coloneljesus: the ace is fertile?
theambivalentagender: he's coarse and gets everywhere
 dustfinger_exe: Hes coarse and rough
 Wolfstrike_NL: Morning Nelson o7
 NorthstarTex: Ian is glacial moraine silt
 TehAmelie: i know a man i would sand
  RayFK: 1 minute
 offbeatwitch: percent slit
  mtvcdm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: An Eggstremely Hard Game at Wed 09:00 AM PDT (47s from now).
 coachNelly: hole economics
 TriuneSystem: But what is it when you're dirt that's been rained on and dries too quickly into cracked platelets?
 NewtyNewts: Chat is % sign
 NorthstarTex: chat is arock
 ElementalAlchemist: yup, we're rocks
  r10pez10: all salt baybee
  mtvcdm: TIME!
GedankenPalast_: I knew it!
 Azralorne: We're a brick house
 NorthstarTex: Perfect.
 Krektogar: b/c we're dense?
 sallomon33: 
 AtrusOfMyst: Brick is Minecraft
 nosole: Brilliant, no notes
 couchboyj: I wish Matt, it's too early
  r10pez10: !patreon
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 Forgebold: assigned brick by streamer
 Coloneljesus: thrown through a window
 sallomon33: aww that's funny and wholesome
 EvilBadman: We're bricked up. Wait.
  r10pez10: m7
 NorthstarTex: already got it
 Azralorne: @EvilBadman Sir
 rabbitgta:  
 Shadowsoflife: I continue you be a shadow
 Coloneljesus: @EvilBadman we got a gadget from Q
 NorthstarTex: m7
 vegetalss4: Makes sense that brick is near clay, since brick can be made from clay
 James_the_Dabbler: bye
 TheLadyMakai: bye guys!
 rabbitgta: Thanks for strem
GedankenPalast_: bye!
  r10pez10: good stream y'all
 coachNelly: nap 
 MrSarkhan: bye! 
 sallomon33: let us not provide them with any context when they get here
Ashmantle: 
 TheLadyMakai: thanks for the morning
GedankenPalast_: thanks for the strem! 
 EvilBadman: @Azralorne Oh uh morning
 Micalovits: Thanks for the entertainment!
 snacksmuncher69:   
TheAinMAP: 
 sephsays: Thanks for the nonsense! Sleep!
 vegetalss4: Bye! Sleep well
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Matt and Jordynne
 ElementalAlchemist: something happened
 Eepymrrp: 
 sallomon33: bye guys 
 NapalmSideburns: Bye Tumblr kids, stay safe!
 TehAmelie: byee
 CookieMom: Byeeee!
 Vinewood_OG: Mine O'Clocking the Tea
 Mattmitchell45: Mom Jordynne
 measureofhope: thanks for strem, that was cursed, I really appreciate it
nick216317: Badge Get!
 TheLadyMakai: small break time everybody!
 Shadowsoflife: @nick216317 Nice
 Cptasparagus: I'm very good at opening the stream in brb sections
 PhoenixMelior: Its paul!
 NorthstarTex: hi paul!
 TheLadyMakai: hi paul!
GrathXVI: It's the milf of LRR!
  TXC2: right diner time for me, be back soon
 PhoenixMelior: And graham!
 TheLadyMakai: morning graham!
 NorthstarTex: oh hi G
 Mangledpixel: and a Graham blur!
 sallomon33: oh damn turns out they will have some context for these rankings lol
 commentarywife: awh, we don't get to see their reactions
 themercenary1987: BIRD TIME
 TheLadyMakai: i cannot wait to see G's reaction to the lists lol
 Micalovits: And here we see Matt and Jordynne getting fired
 lamina5432: mornin
Jessicalamity: Hello how's the subathon
 commentarywife: there's no muuusic
 Jogela: Lets dove this!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Jordynne has rubbed off on me.  I just described me,  my friend, and our D&D characters on the Brat-to-Babygirl scale
 malsareus: the kids are showing their arts&crafts project to dad
  r10pez10: egg
 torlynic: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  9:03 AM
 malsareus: now it can go on the fridge
 TheWooglie: it's time for CEO game time
 commentarywife: yay muuuusic
 farley_f: ceo or el presidente
  r10pez10: also heather died in the sims just before the simulation was cut
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: also, good timezone to you all!  it’s still morning here
  r10pez10: so cliffhanger!
 TheLadyMakai: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff same here, good timezone to you!
 farley_f: after the way that toilet was left I'm not surprised
 TriuneSystem: If you squint, its almost a GPLP
  r10pez10: farley_f she got electrocuted fixing the jukebox
adamsteelproducer: we see the blurry breakfast. for blurry blokes
 gibbousm: are you ready for the Graham Slam
 WintermuteRealms:   
 TheWooglie: 
 Diabore: hi paul
 WintermuteRealms: 
 Twilight_Spark: 
 Mangledpixel: the Paul blur stares into your soul
  r10pez10: we're being perceived
 Micalovits: Looks like Paul is charging his lazor from his right eye
 Garfy400: You see... This is why he's Paul
Jessicalamity: The paul is watching
 TheLadyMakai: 
 TheWooglie: 
 Twilight_Spark: 
adamsteelproducer: Paul goes into standby briefly to recharge
 Jogela: 360 Xbox 360
 BeefcakeEmperor: mogged by Paul, what a way to start my day 
 WintermuteRealms:   
 farley_f: when you stare into the Paul, the Paul stares back
 TheLadyMakai: i'm new enough LRRer that i'd never seen a Paul infront of the camera, just his voice
 TheWooglie: @TheLadyMakai have you heard of Commodore Hustle?
 farley_f: is Paul Charlie like in Charlie's angels
 eshplode: I'm not convinced any of us have ever seen the true Paul before
adamsteelproducer: Welcome! I’m an old enough LRRsman to remember when Paul looked exactly like Gordon Freeman
 coachNelly: does anyone have that link to the Sims updates handy?
 GreyThey: @TheLadyMakai Now he's an embodied voice for you
 TheLadyMakai: @TheWooglie i have not
 Jogela: Time for ornithology?
 j_crane330:  
 TheLadyMakai: @TheLadyMakai gotcha
  r10pez10: do you mean the thread, nelly?
 Mangledpixel: TheLadyMakai well prepare yourself for the majesty of Paul
Genie_M: I say ornith, you say ology!
  r10pez10: coachNelly https://ptb.discord.com/channels/288920509272555520/1539705432266776707
 TehAmelie: Paul doesn't go on the screen often at all. sort of a rare treat
 TheLadyMakai: @Mangledpixel heckyea
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TheAinMAP:   
GedankenPalast_: wups
  r10pez10: egg
 j_crane330:        
GedankenPalast_: 'ello?
 Jessicalamity: Yay gift sub
 TheOtherTrevor: flawless
 gibbousm: 
 otakon17: double the subble
 TheLadyMakai:  
 sallomon33: an intro per host, duh
 coachNelly: twice the good times
 WintermuteRealms:   
  RayFK: What up silts
 TehAmelie: nailed it first time!
 TheWooglie: you should talk to whoever coded the intros
Genie_M: Once more with feeling
Kid_Amn: gee Paul, how come mom lets you have TWO intros?
 malsareus: it was willed
 GreyThey: Better bird-based company name for LRR: Flyonic Trousers or Birdonic Trousers?
 farley_f: 2 hosts 2 intros
 Wolfstrike_NL: Good stream, next stream
 CookieMom: Go for the rare triple intro?
 TheLadyMakai: morning!
 GhostValv: true
 Mattmitchell45: Reminding us who the logo guys are
 torlynic: Omg, it's a double intro ... It's so beautiful
MungoDude: hey Paul, hey G
 Eepymrrp: so we can do a double-take
 offbeatwitch: it's actually part of a series of plagues that god is doing
 ThankYouUro: Intro so nice we played it twice
marshallade: hello cat and dog
nick216317: So nice you played it twice.
  r10pez10: !clip
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 Shragon:   what up boys?! morning!
 VorlonScout: Off to a great start (affectionate) !
 sallomon33: hello  
excalgold: hello GrahamLrr and PauLrr
 Marvoleath: !findquote milf
  LRRbot: Quote #9647: "Paul is the MILF of LRR." —Jordynne [2026-08-26]
 Strebenherz: Good morning y'all
 justalog96: I love that Paul is most qualified to explain, so i have to trust thay
 Coloneljesus: boids_
 Mangledpixel: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
 hackingducks: heck yeah birds.
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 Bruceski: goose game was one of the subathons
  RayFK: How can something be gradual AND immediate?
 Diabore: i dont know when out of the subathon youd have played goose game
 SonofThoth: It was, goose game, then bread and fred, then kiwi game, now this
Genie_M: Kiwi post was neat
 Bruceski: I think Bread and Fred wasn't a subathon
 NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoistTrustworthySalmonDancingBanana-Xc8-z7j0b94GXMVS
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AstuteTriangularDonutKeepo-r6QnWGnTcBY9vKcv
 Jogela: Goose And Pidgeon live from studio Nest
excalgold: Is that called a 'Flock game' ?
  mtvcdm: Once you do a second bird game, that's your thing at LRR
 themercenary1987: Because you are bot BIRD WIZARDS
 Mangledpixel: just like Desert Bus bits, all it takes is for it to happen twice
StabbyTabbyCat: Hi hi 
 lamina5432: kind of want an opening and title for this show
 definenull: key we!
 paulthemapguy: In the case of Paul, MILF stands for "Masterfully Imitates Listless Fishermen"
 ContingentCat: Lrr has very much troublesome bird energy
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yes, we have Untitled Goose Game on Sub-A-Thon 1 on the VST sheet
 quasi79fu: oh birb game?
  mtvcdm: You're the bird game guys now
 quasi79fu: birb parents game?
 definenull: untitled goose game too
  r10pez10: yeah the kurztgast one
 NoxStryx: I remember bird-butts
 coachNelly: how was that game?
 NoxStryx: Hold on to your bird-butts
 Bruceski: The gronking about "Hold onto your bird butts" stays with me.
Genie_M: "in a nutshell"
 coachNelly: its on my wishlist because i like that youtube channel in general
  r10pez10: they changed the channel name to make it easier to pronounce and people were like "nah keep it"
 KharadBanar: Kurz-gesagt
GedankenPalast_: Kurzgesagt, yes
 definenull: is that pigeon music game on rhythm cafe still active?
 commentarywife: kurts - ge- saagt
 atinyspacemarine: Same, buddy
 vegetalss4: Did you have to send in proof that you aren't robots?
 MTigress: extreme gaming
 Coloneljesus: you are professional gamers, after all
 Forgebold: eggstremely hard gaming?
 silenceaux: an entire office of gamers
 quasi79fu: yeah directive 8020 is stressful
 ContingentCat: How old are those controllers?
 Coloneljesus: send it to Ian for repair
  mtvcdm: Y'all are doing three streams a day for years on end
 kusinohki: Your ai slop isn't profitable enough for us to ignore
 Shragon: i actually had an ai channel taken down AS i accidentally clicked on one of their shorts the other day so it is happening
 LordZarano: [kʊʁtsɡəˈzaːkt]
 doubleo21: To quote G-Fresh from Qwerpline: I don’t believe you
 NoxStryx: You guys could play "Flock Around" the co-op friendslop birdwatching game.
 Shortfall: I went to the World of Chocolate Museum in Brussels and one of the Audio Tour Narrators was the  Guy from Kurzgesagt.
MungoDude: even the plastic on my left stick is wearing away
 James_the_Dabbler: It’s worn down to the nub? Just like me
Rumiir_the_Dragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 149 months!
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Genie_M: I recently bought replacement nubs
 themercenary1987: Speaking of, make sure your twitch ai opt out is checked if anyone in chat didn't know
 atinyspacemarine: tall boy
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Meanwhile every second ad I see on YouTube is a criminal offence to broadcast in my country.
 ContingentCat: @kusinohki and turning people away from the platform so we can't make money off them
 PsychoI3oy: ah, the rare long-throw shifter mod
  r10pez10: oh mechanical advantage
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 wordmogul: I’m helping.
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 Vinewood_OG: ahh, cheating
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 MostCallMe__Tim: woo
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 Mollylele: third party nubbins sounds like a ben thing
 TheLadyMakai: on my wishlist for the family to play
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlertGleamingClintmullinsPeteZaroll-IGkKfq-fqrURRbFL
Ganstandt: egg
  r10pez10: egg
  mtvcdm: egg
 malsareus: remember the space level in moving out
 ContingentCat: egg
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Rage games!
 quasi79fu: must protect teh eggggs
 Vinewood_OG: eggsouls
 Mattmitchell45: Plus Big Walk wouldn't work well for Subathon
 definenull: ooh fancy
 MostCallMe__Tim: do you get to write off "controller wear depreciation" on your taxes as bisiness expense?
 kusinohki: If only just crow things had coop
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 quasi79fu: you can quack
 NewtyNewts: That goose is cooked
 Shortfall: Sleding game, is that Skeal?
 GhostValv: oh this one
  r10pez10: wow a leaderboard
 Wolfstrike_NL: After last weeks bit. Are we getting an announcement that the LRR store is gonna sell Eggs now?
 quasi79fu: seriously you can Quack in game
Genie_M: Looks concerned
 dustfinger_exe: If you squint real hard Big Walk might be about birds
 sallomon33: I wanna hug this bird, it does not look okay
 MostCallMe__Tim: business* I'm tired
 VorlonScout: That bird has SEEN SOME BUS
Genie_M: Let's leave it on 4k
GedankenPalast_: sure 4k it is
 Mangledpixel: local game for local people
 quasi79fu: rip eggy
 Zatengo: wait, youre not streaming at 4k144?
 gibbousm: can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
 malsareus: connected to OBS
 ContingentCat: you're connected to our hearts 
 commentarywife: connected to the Sims
 Jogela: Matt moving around outside in aaccordance to the stick
 Forgebold: The Runners and the Mysterious Case of the Missing Dongle
 IaCthulhuFthagn: On the subject of bird related (potentially) co-op games, has LRR played Escape from Duckov (the unfortunate name aside)?
 quasi79fu: devil duck
 kusinohki: Paul playing directive 8020
 theJCourt: wait head phones and glasses is just gram
 Coloneljesus: ducks aren't deaf, Graham
Didero: Good evening!
batlin425: Im here to watch Paul fiddle with hardware
 BrookJustBones: @IaCthulhuFthagn I know Serge has played it
 GreyThey: An Eggstreamly hard tech setup
 tdapenguin: @IaCthulhuFthagn I know serge has on his personal channel. But that's all I know
Didero: Glad I apparently didn't miss too much
 Rodzos: I was gift subbed while i was lurking apparently! Thank you Garfy
 TehAmelie: i think Jimi Hendrix once asked, do ducks have ears?
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 sallomon33: AWEBO
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 IaCthulhuFthagn: @BrookJustBones I'll check that out, thanks ^^
 quasi79fu: honk
GedankenPalast_: heey
Genie_M: !y
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 Gekyouryuu: that was a ptarmigan "awow"
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batlin425: Quack
 quasi79fu: SUs duck
ReadyFight: <message deleted>Rest In Piece Tim Curry 😟
 quasi79fu: quack
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GedankenPalast_: @ReadyFight please don't
  r10pez10: !news
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 Jogela: Time to play it as hot seat 
 Thadrin46: I NEED CHEERING UP BECAUSE THE WORLD KEEPS HAPPENING. How are you guys?
 tdapenguin: @Gekyouryuu Ptarmigan is my fav bird to hate to spell
 EJGRgunner: The real co-op was the controllers we installed along the way
 ambarion85: the first challenge of the game. Getting player 2 to connect
 INCSlayer: Funny Men we need you
 Garfy400: @Rodzos  
 Gekyouryuu: <message deleted>RIP Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, yeah. this will help.
Genie_M: We happen
 quasi79fu: how do controlllers work lol
 NeoGetz: the world is cruel
 eshplode: That controller is all that's wrong with the world
 Marvoleath: !news
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 Zombie_Spacer:   :duck:  
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 TheLadyMakai: restart game?
 GreyThey: Can you set the controller connection to "Easy" mode?
 Gekyouryuu: oh, sorry
Didero: When has turning it off and on again ever NOT worked
 Durugai: Engage the Tech Paul
 Vinewood_OG: Please turn off the world and hold down the power button. Then power it back on after.
 arkham1981: What if its one of those two player games where you both have to hold one side of the same controller?
 Gekyouryuu: apologies, mods, thank you for deleting that
Genie_M: Shoot all the troubles
 sallomon33: @tdapenguin funnily enough it's only spelled like this cuz people thought i twas from Greek, while it's actually from Scot Gaelic 'tarmachan'
  r10pez10: hi graham how do you honk today
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 farley_f: do we need an uber paul
Genie_M: Or tribbles
 cheetoJack: wireless networking is my favorite kind of networking to troubleshoot
  RayFK: Especially as a first time chatter
 kusinohki: When there's trouble, shoot it
 definenull: riight
  RayFK: That shit's wild
 gibbousm: 
 ArtOfStuttering: !news
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batlin425: Do play by play for Paul
 Snowcookies: Graham have you seen the charts Matt and Jordynne made, and do you have any opinions abut it
 Fr0Dough: did you hear we love you
 Sunidesus: I had to get the chat up just so I could share that I clapped and squeed out loud when the duck made the ptarmigan noise
 NewtyNewts: Did you hear that this comedy group, LRR, is having a hilarious livestream?
 rabbitgta: How about reacts to soil placement
 sallomon33: yeah, I'm sorry, I should've thought about it
 BITs19_: I just found out 
 ContingentCat: eh it's how we hear things now
Didero: I'm 'just' in Chat and I also don't want to find out through chat
 Micalovits: Do they still have jobs?
 malsareus: will the charts go on the fridge later?
excalgold: Hey did you hear: A star wars XCom comes out tomorrow...good news for this week?
 wordnerdify:  
 Jogela: And you did not ask back?
 polaris415: 
 TriuneSystem: On a lighter note... GPLP is back
Genie_M: Do you agree with charts?
 GreyThey: Did either of you eat eggs for breakfast to prepare for the game?
 TheWooglie: "game controllers"
 sallomon33: is teh fridge big neough? or are you going to choose your fav? 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: Hey did you hear! genuinely good and positive things are still happening in the world
 SlyFrostPaw: @excalgold Zero Company looks so coool
 SajuukSjet: think you're looking for 'usb game controller' still, paul
 NapalmSideburns: The tumblr kids were tumblr'ing well
 ggodopaste: But what is yoyr clay composition?
 the_lone_bard: 90% of my knowledge of pop culture including celebrity deaths is looking at my youtube subs or podcast app feed for the day and going "...Huh I guess ___ did a thing/died."
  mtvcdm: You don't decide you're a crone, you're chosen
 quasi79fu: ok serious question if there is crone..mother and maiden..what is the male counterpart of that?
  r10pez10: yeah not self-eval i guess
 NeoGetz: but are you kiki or bouba?
 Strebenherz: Lrr is a good place away from the world sad/headaches for a moment, let's keep that
 ContingentCat: yeah you can't determine your own vibe
 Simonark: Jordynne and Matt did have a long discussion about Rocky Horror during their stream, unrelated to the later news. it’s also still in the flow of conversation for us on this one.
 measureofhope: I found out about Steve Irwin's passing through Barrens chat in WoW.
Genie_M: Whatever it is
 NoxStryx: Way better than being loam-clay
 INCSlayer: @mtvcdm i assume you become the crone when you realize you are the oldest in a coven
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Please call me Clay. Clay Loam was my father.
 sallomon33: Kathleen feels very kiki (positive)
 Gekyouryuu: that's one of those personality quiz questions that always bug me. "how would you say others describe you?" I don't know!
 tdapenguin: @quasi79fu In the folklore I know, there isnt
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: Those sure are words
 EJGRgunner: I wasn't able to listen, but from a glance, I strongly disagreed with the dog-cat axis ratings
 TehAmelie: i hope you saw some of Matt and Jordynne's work. they've all of you labeled six ways to sunday
angelofpacts: Do you think we'll get a Faith of the Heart card in the Star Trek set?
 TheWooglie: is the other end of the dongle plugged in?
Genie_M: Blip blip
MungoDude: controller doesn't work because the job market is what it is
Didero: It says something about LRR that even watching a quiet troubleshooting stream is fun
 Strebenherz: Graham do you think you'd be a cat or a dog
 INCSlayer: Beej feels very Boba (also positive)
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Graham, when you get wet, do you swell to retain water?
 heyalexdaily: The difference between us hearing about sad news from chat and folks like Graham and Paul hearing about it from chat while live is we're not on camera. I would not want to have the reactions I sometimes have to sad news on camera.
 thaigeprime: kiki and bouba have no moral judgment
 thaigeprime: they simply are
Genie_M: Turning it off and on
 quasi79fu: is graham a sponge?
 NeoGetz: i like that every direction of the charts is positive
 themercenary1987: So are you planning on a star trek explanation video?
 BrainBetter: @IaCthulhuFthagn That seems rather personal, you know?
 INCSlayer: lets play "is graham a sponge or a human"
Genie_M: The switch
 quasi79fu: is there a xbox in the room with us?
 IanAllenBird: o/
 sallomon33: and then it turns out it's randomly connected to some microwave 
 commentarywife: The Sims!
 CaptainSirDoctor: We're all connected in a way
 ggodopaste: Graham is particularly cohesive, with mild adhesive properties
 themercenary1987: SIms?
 GreyThey: Can you give it a tin foil hat so it can't connect to anything?
  r10pez10: my dad was telling me how they use xbox controllers for off-site control of machinery because it's basically an interface everyone recognises
 torlynic: This time on Troubleshooting with Paul
 NoxStryx: @ggodopaste I mean he does hold LRR together?
 Mattmitchell45: Yes, I think Graham has legendary cohesiveness
 tdapenguin: @sallomon33 But not a lrr microwave. -- its two buildings over
Genie_M: Captured Bluetooth hardware
 Species5618Beta: @CaptainSirDoctor To eachother, biologically. To the Earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically.
Genie_M: A phone?
 KharadBanar: Turns out a random billionaire is building another submersible in the neighborhood, and it's connected to that
 Strebenherz: @themercenary1987 I think he alluded to planning on a star trek mtg long vid but not sure
 Peter_Chordash: Steam input issue?
 Mattmitchell45: My gf's Nespresso uses a Red Ring to indicate descaling process stuff that gave me Xbox PTSD
 rabbitgta: Birdly
 themercenary1987: Oh YOURE the reaason
 quasi79fu: Eggg Time
Didero: 'puter's haunted
n3ther: technology is so strange sometimes
 Gekyouryuu: but Graham, We All Love Friend Computer
Genie_M: Friend Computer
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Darn you computer, my arch nemesis
 thaigeprime: controller's haunted
 NightValien28: I blame one drive
 Invitare: I blame Windows 11
 TehAmelie: everything is computer's fault
 Mangledpixel: computer was a mistake
excalgold: i don't know that i am comfortable turning on a Danish/Norwegian king... (Haarald Bluetooth was King of Denmark and Norway )
 cheetoJack: did you check if the controller has the magic smoke inside it?
 TheWooglie: I turn those sounds off
 kusinohki: Friend computer?
 CaptainSpam: EGGS
  r10pez10: honk
 GreyThey: Congratulations, you beat the first level of the Eggstreamly Hard Game. Controller setup!
 MTigress: at least the controller didn't call emergency services
 quasi79fu: who is player one?
 torlynic: Yay!! Birb friends!
 MTigress: or maybe it did
 tdapenguin: @GreyThey Lol!
 ElementalAlchemist: everyone is Player 2
 Invitare: no, I'm Spartacus
 definenull: turns out the hardest part of the game is controller management
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Species5618Beta To each other: With twine, rubber bands and chewing gum.
Didero: New twist on co-op: Both players control both characters
 quasi79fu: is player one in the room with us?
johnnylongtorso: @Invitare Spar-duck-us
 Mattmitchell45: Now this is a REAL Co-op Mode
 the_lone_bard: I can't tell if player 1 is suspicious or stoned.
 NoxStryx: Is it a single controller co-op game?
 TriuneSystem: Weird, my Xbox just kept trying to reconnect. The craziest part is, I only own a ps5
 wordnerdify: Indicative of the game, perhaps
 BrainBetter: How are you, fellow geese?
 Mai_Andra: It says "Players: 2/2", It doesn't say anything about "Players: 1"
 Species5618Beta: @IaCthulhuFthagn 
batlin425: I am sparduckus
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Didero Four-players QWOP is surprisingly fun.
 themercenary1987: Its only day 3 guys you can't be tired yet... oh you meant the ducks!
 BrowneePointz: plz you got the backwards cap, that Birdis Blitzed
 sallomon33: 
 BrowneePointz: bird is blitzed*
 tdapenguin: @BrainBetter I want to go pat-pat-pat thru the mud. How're you?
 ClodiumSoride: but you're not a goat girl! (Maybe someone will get that reference.)
 SchrodingersGun: They have the eyes from that beloved sock-loving character from those movies based on the books from that TERF lady
 Species5618Beta: Alexa: play Stale Cupcakes
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Mai_Andra Players clearly have 2 power and 2 toughness.
 GreyThey: What voice do you have?
 MTigress: nice mug hehe
 CobaltShuriken: Paul drinking a delicious cup of
 themercenary1987: He's selling candy bars because he selling for the charity of their own weed stash
 NoxStryx: @IaCthulhuFthagn Ever played multiplayer Octodad: Dadliest Catch? It is a great way to start a fight with your friends or partners!
 Barb4rian: Did Paul's mug just full green screen
 the_lone_bard: Hi I've been trying to reach you about your breads extended warranty.
 quasi79fu: heyyyy
 ElementalAlchemist: hey
 sallomon33: @SchrodingersGun or you can just mention Gollum tbf
 BrainBetter: @tdapenguin Ooh! Tasty bugs! What was the question?
 SymphonySolstice: awebo!!!
 sallomon33: awebo
 themercenary1987: hey
 thaigeprime: engage the duck
 Gekyouryuu: awow!
Didero: @NoxStryx I think I played Octodad singleplayer years and years ago, and that was already frustrating enough. Sounds like a fun 'three racoons in a trenchcoat'-simulator though!
WizardOfDocs: at least one of you should be an awebo
 Barb4rian: Haha, that looks amazing
 Jezus38: egg
 quasi79fu: and the disaster begins lol
 Species5618Beta: 
 ruby_tifa: What is the lore behind the GPLPBBCo-OP?
 Micalovits: One of them is probably a quack
Didero: Does going back to the checkpoint fix it again?
 quasi79fu: Pivvvvvottttt
 Pal_Friendpatine: oh this is gonna be amazing
 AlsoSopranoCat: 
 the_lone_bard: This can't be the friends meme, this looks funny.
 TheWooglie: easier than connecting a controller
 ClodiumSoride: I should play The Adventures of Cookie and Cream again.
 Mr_Horrible: certainly easier than that log-rolling game
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @NoxStryx I should suggest it to the Overcooked enjoyers in my friend group.
 quasi79fu: eggg down
 TehAmelie: nooo egg
 NightValien28: easier eh
EmmaPartlow: put the egg in the pan!
 wench_tacular: what kind of bird doesn't know how to glide?
 IbunWest: oh no it tracks broken eggs
 Mr_Horrible: presumably it's *your* egg
 Gekyouryuu: you're parents, if I remember the trailer correctly
 Pal_Friendpatine: adsorbs
Didero: Heh, the previous egg is still on the ground
 missa_hancock: Paul needs his motivation
n3ther: why did the egg become perfectly sunny side up
TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: Oh this is like that log rolling game
n3ther: 
 trainpants: what's our motivation?
 Jezus38: strongest neck
 justalog96: Wait
 missa_hancock: I have to turn the badge on?
 quasi79fu: whos lifting?
 TehAmelie: i love these co-op games that have you doing things that would be 60 times easier if you didn't have help
 Mangledpixel: that's a Goon Show gag
 quasi79fu: just a quick dunk lol
 Species5618Beta: Feel like Graham and Paul have been lifting each other up for decades.
 SchrodingersGun: @TehAmelie I fail to see how that's any different from a day job
 quasi79fu: egg soup
 tdapenguin: @missa_hancock I did, but i also previously had a 'display on this channel specifically' badge selected
 ContingentCat: I like leaving the broken eggs
 themercenary1987: Hello Eccles
 residentevil1231231: Worth my first sub
Sergue_Thorien: Evolution of language
 themercenary1987: Hullo Bluebottle
 Jezus38: I enjoy the super meat boy aspect of the eggs being visible each respawn to show the pure carnage
 GreyThey: If the egg cooks if it hits the water...how hot is that water?
 sallomon33: oh this pond is going to become scrambled eggs very soon
 Mangledpixel: "I'd like to see them try THIS on television, ha ha!"
 themercenary1987: HArry Seagoon, Colnell Bloodknock
 sallomon33: or not lol
 ContingentCat: 
 Marvoleath: "duck"
Didero: stretchy birds
Sergue_Thorien: @GreyThey Surprising it doesn't poach
 ElementalAlchemist: hey
 quasi79fu: loook frying pan..can we eat the egg?
 TheLadyMakai: so as a question that may have been answered, what happens if we don't make it to Saturday with the timer?
 wench_tacular: 
Didero: You didn't read those last few signs
 Thadrin46: The goons is ridiculous and brilliant
 GreyThey: @TheLadyMakai Stream ends when the time runs out
Didero: Next to the checkpoint
 themercenary1987: Stream ends, nothing further
Didero: Probably nothing 
 TheLadyMakai: @GreyThey gotcha
 vegetalss4: I mean you do have wings, it's not totally impossible
 Marvoleath: !subathon
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 FickleMuse: for the speedrun strat I assume
 Jezus38: can you lower and raise quickly enough to yeet?
  r10pez10: the egg having a "this is where it will drop" mark is very ominous
 definenull: im mildly concerned that the broken egg is already 'cooked'
 ruby_tifa: Are subs being read out later?
  r10pez10: well they are holding a wok
 GreyThey: @TheLadyMakai Subathon = Donations/tips extend timer and stream ends when the time runs out. Capped subathon (which this is) = there's a maximum stream length, after which additional donations/tips don't add more time.
  RayFK: I think this game would END Graham and mine's friendship...
 Gekyouryuu: so, in single player, do you just control both ducks?
 Strebenherz: @ruby_tifa At the end of subathon
 BlueChloroplast: @definenull very hot day?
 Marvoleath: @definenull blame the heatwaves
 commentarywife: can the lifter also jup?
 commentarywife: *jump
MungoDude: oh like Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
 ClodiumSoride: a la Adventures of Cookie and Cream, why I was reminded of that game
Didero: I've had a tiring annoying day at work, and this stream is really helping my mood. Thanks
 tdapenguin: @ruby_tifa Some folks read them as they come in, bit the official time for reading the subs is the hour before the aubarhon ends
  RayFK: He'd be dead in seconds
n3ther: @RayFK 
 quasi79fu: hahahah
 GreyThey: Time to write our own backstory
 Snowcookies: I wonder if there's like an achievement for breaking the end in certain spots
 Jezus38: it's def theft
 wench_tacular: some kind of... Duck Tales?
 quasi79fu: welll look at the world around them? Is it posssible a disaster happened and theyre trying to move to a new safe place?
 skysonglark: are they a moving company for another duck?
 Micalovits: Smooth
 GreyThey: What was the process of moving ceiling egg between Moonbases? Did it resemble this?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I can't tell if this is a more forgiving experience than Carry the Glass or a more punishing one.
 SonofThoth: I appreciate the egg that was on the ground where your cracked out
 realbadatthis_: the egg is moving with its aunty and uncle in belair
 sallomon33: it's possible it has something but because you're ducks it looks empty
 Mai_Andra: Some people do go both ways!
 FickleMuse: well ducks cant READ, Paul
 kusinohki: The neighborhood went to the birds
 TheWooglie: they should have written left and right on the signs
 UnknownFriday: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra
 sallomon33: or geese, or nay similar type of bird
 gsyhiap: Spidersmen pointing meme, but with signs
 Barb4rian: Butt bump a rock wall. EGG BREAK!
 GreyThey: The constant camera movement makes this a rough watch for those with motion sensitivity 😵‍💫
 rentar42: holy neck strength, batman
 LostThePirate: I think it's whenever the nest bumps something?
 sallomon33: I like that they
 sallomon33: are using 'pal'
 TriuneSystem: They are moving because the red duck struck oil, and blue duck always wanted to move out to Beverly hills. And so now they are the Beverly hill-duckies
 BraveOthello: What is it with these two and co-op bird games?
 Micalovits: Egg movers
 Diabore: maybe youre stealing tyhe egg
 atinyspacemarine: this is actually just the moving game
Didero: Or both birds are trying to steal the egg from each other
 INCSlayer: So you are like the Mythbusters guys?
  r10pez10: in game, right?
extantancilla: maybe it's a speed situation and if they fail a bomb will go off
@rob_beaumont: What is game?
@Carlioo41: I like to think they just get a new egg from their old nest
 @SmithKurosaki: an eggstremely hard game
@Smurfomancer: Obligatory Paul+Graham bird-themed co-op game.
 @SmithKurosaki: yup
 TriuneSystem: So it's Rosemarys Egg?
 IanAllenBird: is there a setting for the camera thing?
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@Carlioo41: where's the hot bird lore
@EAXMW: A duck sized horse is interfering clearly
@Smurfomancer: In the absence of bird lore, I think it's up to us
 Jezus38: I think this is a military obstacle course
 Toxxick: It WAS a hydrant
 DavidVerro: @r10pez10 Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that way
 Mangledpixel: the Contraption
 realbadatthis_: you cannot escape Eggsara
 Species5618Beta: A Hydra NT?
 otakon17: you guys are gonna have to learn to sync jump though
   Anubis169: nooooo no cracks!
 farley_f: I mean Graham you and Paul have been friends for what over 30 years
 GreyThey: @IanAllenBird There didn't seem to be any accessibility settings, and only a few settings overall
 doubleo21: like Adam and Jaime from Mythbustersp
 vegetalss4: A Choice!
 TriuneSystem: It's actually a tug of war over the nest
 Micalovits: I think the egg cracks when the pan hits something?
 IanAllenBird: @GreyThey damn
 Marvoleath: "urine danger"? 
 otakon17: yeah it seems like even brushing the nest up to things causes damage
 ClodiumSoride: I'm pretty sure if the pan touches anything, even gently, the egg cracks.
Didero: maybe the egg was hatching
   Anubis169: morning G & P btw 
 skysonglark: seems like you bumping into stuff also hurts egg?
 rentar42: I've decided the lore: you are actual rivals who independently both decided to steal the egg from the parents and you ended up having to flea while being discovered and neither of you is willing to give it up. So you're "agreed" to move it to savety so the actual "discussion" of who gets to keep it can start.
Didero: Pizza is bad for me too, doesn't stop me from eating it
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 BlueChloroplast:  
 vegetalss4: I've noticed the pan flashes red as a warning when something is about to hurt the egg
 quasi79fu: no the nest bumping into things seems to hurt the egg
 quasi79fu: Egggg
 Jedi_Master_Zell: The duck detective knew it was bad, but he just couldn't stop eating bread.
 TheWooglie: 
Genie_M: Collectible!
 Jezus38: egg upgrade?
 couchboyj: People, too, eat things they know are bad for them
 WiJohn: Ducks, famously sinking in water
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FilthyScrumptiousCheetahPeoplesChamp-11w4vDo9pT69XmCE
 goblin_snowman: I hate when ducks don't know what to do in water
   Anubis169: these ducks seem... not buoyant
 INCSlayer: Homestarrunner is a Terrific Athelete
 LesBeauxPlastiques: swag lads and ladies and prefer-not-to-say-ies
 INCSlayer: has penelope seen Teen Girl Squad?
 Strebenherz: Quality parenting
 couchboyj: It's corn and corn alone day!
Didero: Can you go around the pond?
 VorlonScout: Homestar lines have a way of slipping into household vernacular without you even realizing it
 vegetalss4: I think it was because you hit the pan on the barrel
 vegetalss4: It's not easy to tell
 TriuneSystem: I was thrilled to see them add Strong bad to the forthcoming Swords & Sweethearts card game
 Forgebold: it's always nice when the kids vibe with your childhood classics
   Anubis169: Noice!
 LesBeauxPlastiques: smooth moves!
Genie_M: Easy
GedankenPalast_: ohh, you can jump and flutter
 TheLadyMakai: nice job
 piggyback101: Great jorb
 definenull: ??
 vegetalss4: A superior egg perhaps?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @GedankenPalast_ They are carrying a "baby", so Yoshi's Island logic applies.
GedankenPalast_: awww 
 CaptainSpam: YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
 TriuneSystem: If I had a nickel for everytime I had a tabletop game featuring Strongbad, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice
 Mangledpixel: Strongs Bad
 INCSlayer: like Stinkoman the strongbad from 20XX
 INCSlayer: he's got blue hair (you gotta have blue hair)
 Too_Many_Knives: Huh. TIL
 Jillexie: I was there when Doge was founded.
 Zombie_Spacer: oh wow
 Coloneljesus: doge was nice for a while, before the coin...
 couchboyj: A direct line from Strong Bad to the dismantling of USAID 
 iDangero: homestarrunner dot net. It's Dot Com!
 iris_of_ether: Doge is also a very old school word for an Italian(?) ruler of some sort
 FickleMuse: I mean I know there was the original shiba
 Jillexie: @couchboyj Oh no!
 Strebenherz: Huh
 IbunWest: that doesnt surprise me given how many image memes were turned into NFTs
 kusinohki: Thought doge came from San Marco (board game)
 iris_of_ether: Which sure did make running a historic game really weird
 wolfiezz43: What game is this chat?
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@Smurfomancer: Red bird is kiki, grey bird is silty clay
@rob_beaumont: Great name for this game! Love it!
@Carlioo41: homestar runner has a lot to answer for
 NoxStryx: That is a TRUE meme, it has exceeded it's original context and is known mostly by its references
 skysonglark: the sign pointed the other way
   Anubis169: I think it was Matt Stone's kid who had a go at him for trying to sound young by saying 'Derp'... and he fired up the wikipedia article "Invented by Matt Stone, Baseketball."
 quasi79fu: what did we lurn?
GedankenPalast_: gooood question
 TheOtherTrevor: can you make it over the fence?
 rentar42: maybe the pan is the goal and you were trying to eat the egg all along?
 definenull: get it, park-our?
 GreyThey: @wolfiezz43 "An Eggstreamly Hard Game" (check the stream info)
 INCSlayer: @Anubis169 that one's gotta hurt
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @iris_of_ether Specifically of Venice, IIRC. It's a cognate of the word "duke".
 wench_tacular: terrible shock absorbers
 INCSlayer: the bottom of the nest is a a cast iron pan or something it should be able to take quite a lot of damage
 quasi79fu: this eggs seeems determined to crack itself
 LesBeauxPlastiques: why does this nest have an impact activated hob in it? that's the opposite of what a nest is for
 definenull: nice!
 eshplode: They're starting to believe!
   Anubis169: This egg has so much duct tape on it
 sephsays: Those are some powerful neck muscles
 tdapenguin: @LesBeauxPlastiques Excellent question! Too bad we have no Lore!
Didero: @Anubis169 duck tape, you say? 
 Mangledpixel: according to those rings, these trees are all 4 years old
 quasi79fu: i just want a nature documentarian to like narrate what we are seeeing now with these two lol
 Pal_Friendpatine: Must be the pan they put the nest in. It’s amplifying the thumps. Much like tapping on an aquarium.
Genie_M: Still zone 2?
Didero: Are these tomatoes just decoration, or do they mean anything?
   Anubis169: hehehehehe
 FromBrainToKeyboard: I love that you're both making the lifting noises like you're both actually lifting 
 dustfinger_exe: Simultaneous jumping i think
 SimGuy3k: What's the deal with all the tomatoes?
 quasi79fu: the frying pan is lurking..menacingly
 NoxStryx: Frying pans with threatening aura
 FromBrainToKeyboard: to go with the fried eggs?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Didero The tape that everyone misnames "duct tape" is properly named "duck take", since it's reinforced with duck fabric, so it checks out.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @IaCthulhuFthagn tape*
Genie_M: Remember to jump and flutter?
 ClodiumSoride: the movement seems a little slippery, a bit too responsive
 creasehearst: considering that your nest is made in a pan, it's likely just that these were your alternatives
Didero: @IaCthulhuFthagn Seems Wikipedia calls it "Duct tape or duck tape"
 quasi79fu: if only they had arms? or a cover for their nest?
 kusinohki: What's the over under for the duck hunt dog showing up?
 quasi79fu: ahhahhaha
 wench_tacular: gg
 Shadowsoflife: o7
 ClodiumSoride: time to glide!
Kid_Amn: tap out
 Zombie_Spacer: oh no...
omegamarkel: this seems eggravating
 FickleMuse: the checkpoint area seems like a soild range
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Didero I guess at this point it's a case of the linguistic descriptivist perspective being that if enough people do it, it's correct whether the rationale for it is sound or not.
Didero: @IaCthulhuFthagn Being so very wrong that you loop back round to being right again!
 Rebbers: Oh sure, I can't manage to crack an egg for the perfect fried treat but these 2 ducks can drop their only child and splat a 10/10 every time
 NapalmSideburns: It's a bold plan Cotton, lets see how it plays out for them!
 quasi79fu: and they thought ten minutes was how long it would take to finish this game
 wench_tacular: lift with your back!
 quasi79fu: liftt with your beak
 ClodiumSoride: flawless
 Marvoleath: @quasi79fu it was the top score at the leaderboard
 RatherLargeToad: never skip neck day
 ClodiumSoride: spoke too soon
 Boon_33: 
Didero: I am curious about a speedrun of this game now
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Didero It's entirely distinct from the kind of tape you use to seal air ducts though.
 kusinohki: Lift with back, not beak
 quasi79fu: hahhahaha
 NoxStryx: What we don't know is that these streams are actually the C-suite team building exercise for bionic trousers media.
 FickleMuse: @Didero as am I
 GreyThey: You slipped off, like water off a duck's back.
 vegetalss4: Seems like a slight escalation
 Mazrae: Hello everyone from work
 Coloneljesus: can you both stretch for more range?
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 tdapenguin: Welcome @txc2
 NorthstarTex: those hollow bones are making them look lighter than they appear ey?
  TXC2: hi tdapenguin
Didero: @FickleMuse Seems Speedrun dot com doesn't have a category for this game though
  TXC2: wow we sure can stretch out our necks 
omegamarkel: just fly down
 gsyhiap: 
 vegetalss4: That went a lot more smoothly than I expected
Didero: to sell the egg
Kid_Amn: I thought we had to Escape From The City
 RebekahWSD: It looked like you're ultimately trying to get to the farm, you were in a park in the city and leaving
 Pal_Friendpatine: Because it’s on the way to the farm?
 rentar42: @Didero that is certainly some troubled water
  TXC2: I think this counts as broken
 quasi79fu: i theorize a disaster happened
 Invitare: Wooooah, we're halfway there
 NorthstarTex: gonna have to bring it up with the city council
 Jezus38: @Kid_Amn they're not hedgehogs tho
 WiJohn: Maybe you're doing to the city to deliver an address regarding the shoddy infrastructure
 Zombie_Spacer: 
 gsyhiap: The civic budget was mostly frittered away on frying pans, it appears...
 RatherLargeToad: Sprint is now TMobile
 quasi79fu: theyve learned sprint lol
 FickleMuse: @Didero huh! Maybe it hasn't gotten popular enough yet?
  TXC2: this is like me finding out about "challenge" in Silksong 100 hours in 
Didero: @FickleMuse The game released a month ago, so could be, yeah
aerolend: That's some hot water.
 Mai_Andra: gently place the egg on the surface of the river
 jarnatan: how hot is this water that the egg fries perfectly on contact
  TXC2: jarnatan  it seems to do that on any surface
aerolend: A very ballet move.
  mtvcdm: You're never making the top 10 on the leaderboard like this
 Shadowsoflife: 
   Anubis169: Ducks, famously not buoyant
  TXC2: fish can drown
 IanAllenBird: what is in this water that is breaking eggs
 Welbog: Do you actually know how most ducks die?
 Species5618Beta: 
 gsyhiap: @mtvcdm top 10 for broken eggs?
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 Greyah: At least we know these ducks aren't witches.
 BraveOthello: Have we had any context for why the ducks are carrying a nest?
   Anubis169: do it enough times and you can use those eggs as extra stepping stones
 GreyThey: @Welbog By hitting their heads on tall things, which is why we call them ducks, duh!
 Boon_33:   
 themercenary1987: @Welbog stomach issues?
 Dalrint: Water shouldn't break an egg...
 Morrigan9: rookie numbers
  mtvcdm: Under 16 in fact... get that clock back up
 IanAllenBird: something something chemicals in the water turning the ducks trans (breaking eggs)
 themercenary1987: At this point there will be no magic tournement...
Didero: This stream was one of the main things I was looking forward to this Subathon, so I'm glad we reached this, at least
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Anubis169 I'm unsure of the buoyancy of a duck burdened with the weight half a cast iron skillet.
Kid_Amn: I thought in Western capitalism number had to always go up?
 lamina5432: lrr hasn't seen the last hour ride from subathons
  mtvcdm: Right now I think the clock's going out during Fallout tonight
 Species5618Beta: Imagine a Step It Up-movie, but everyone is ducks (and its live-action, not animated)
 CaptainEnder7: We need to make it to at least the new Summertime Slammertime
 Dalrint: It's a rough year for people economically, that probably doesn't help
 ContingentCat: I have to wait to get paid first
 tdapenguin: @Dalrint This is specially-hot water.  Comes with a brief moment of Moh's hardness =10
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 SkylerRingtail: @Dalrint Ayup. I've been out of work for a year and a half now, myself. It's brutal.
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 themercenary1987: Wow!
 Mai_Andra: It's early in the day.  (I say at noon, apparently)  There will be more activity during board games.
 themercenary1987:  
 chibi_bento: @ichibento, we're twinsies!
 raulghoulia: the ducks need to evolve thumbs. surely there's an easier way
 quasi79fu: they did it
 LostThePirate: Someone bought 600 subs alone in the first couple hours, that covered quite a chunk of the anniversary one
 atinyspacemarine: I kinda wanna wait to gift subs until I'm funding time for Archipelago (not that it really works that way)
  TXC2: !events
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 SleepyDragonGms: Watch and Play... experiment?
  TXC2: I look forward to watching that W+P Vod
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 WiJohn: Buzzed watch and play sounds great
 KharadBanar: "Watch & Play Experiment" sounds extremely ominous
 tdapenguin: @LostThePirate Blinks in shock at number
 SomebodyNowhere: oh this is the bird game
 TheLadyMakai: yeah, payday for us is thurs/ friday
 InconsiderateHat: Wow you make this game look easy!
Capriox_42: how long have graham and paul been transporting egg?
 rentar42: so if the liftee controls the movement, what controls does the lifter have? Inclination? Or just "lift yes/no"?
 raulghoulia: @KharadBanar it sounds ombitious
 LostThePirate: @tdapenguin YEAH. They dropped 6 hundo-packs.
 LurkerSpine: 54
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 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote egg
  LRRbot: Quote #9325: "By all means, put egg on streamer's face, he's used to it." —Nelson [2025-06-10]
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 Welbog: Nice!
 SomebodyNowhere: saved
omegamarkel: woooow
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Nice save
 IanAllenBird:   
 InconsiderateHat: 
 gsyhiap: Nice save!
 Xed_Regulus: Is this stressful for anyone else?
 IanAllenBird: well
 quasi79fu: lol
 SomebodyNowhere: awww
 rentar42: you were too literal with "the same thing again"
 IanAllenBird: lmao
  Foxmar320: Got here just in time to watch G+P drop an egg
Didero: I am very glad I don't have to control the game 
  Foxmar320:   
  TXC2: Foxmar320  you'll see many more
 raulghoulia: luckily you have infinite eggs
 gsyhiap: Eggstremely stressful
 Welbog: Multiplayer Getting Over It But It's Ducks
 SomebodyNowhere: aw
 beowuuf: i wondered why paul couldn't make this stream - turns out my live was lagging so far behind from yesterday that I was watching graham's solo stream 
Genie_M: I'd love to watch a Speedrun at the end
  Foxmar320: Thats extra concerning
 tdapenguin: @beowuuf Wowza!
 DaxStrife: Egg's haunted.
 SimGuy3k: Like the log rolling game these are very fun to watch other people play but I probably wouldn't be able to play this
 TehAmelie: my own egg quacked in 2015
 IanAllenBird: do we know for sure these guys aren't delivering the egg for eating
  TXC2: TehAmelie  wow has it been that long?
 Welbog: Bravo
 Mishapp53: that nest hitbox seems a little unintuitive.
 BrookJustBones: Time to learn Neo jumps in this game i gues
 Greyah: "I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death."
   Anubis169: Egg shells, famously water intolerant
 TehAmelie: no way, 2015 was like last year
  TXC2: TehAmelie  you know what, you're right
 quasi79fu: did you know there is a game like this abou two men having to move a pane of glass through challenges
 CaptainSpam: I always enjoy Bird Time with Graham and Paul.
 gsyhiap: @CaptainSpam Time for Quack?
 quasi79fu: hahhahah what was that lol
  Foxmar320: Flawless
 quasi79fu: quacccck
 Welbog: Graham and Paul testing the trust they have been building with each other for decades.
 CaptainSpam: @gsyhiap GPLQ?
Evochron13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 152 months, currently on a 152 month streak!
 Evochron13: whooo subathon!!
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  TXC2: that's not a rage game then, just a bad one 
 TehAmelie: what are the stats for getting a fertilized egg from the egg shop, like 1 in 1000? i hope we can get there if we crack enough eggs
Didero: The harder the game, the more precise the controls should be, yeah
   Anubis169: Nah the whole point of rage games is that all errors and deaths are entirely on the player
 KharadBanar: "You see, the point of the game is to be bad"
 silent_sol: we can see the body of the previous eggs
   Anubis169: if anything controls have to be more precise
 stippledotter: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrightAbstrusePastaCurseLit-rnYHsV5v1tBz39NJ
 Evochron13: I just got here; Is this now a "thing" that Graham and Paul on stream together = co-op bird game? Just noticing the pattern based on the past subathon(s)
 definenull: the intention was there
   Anubis169: Similar but not exactly like that
 Coloneljesus: that-adjacent
 gsyhiap: Like that, except with an egg
 Isaac3567: Can you lift and spin 180 along the outside to get to the other side of the post?
 TehAmelie: wait, ducks don't float? Monty Python lied to me
 LordManiMani: "Try it again, but this time, good!"
  Foxmar320: What
 Kumakaori: ooooh subathon badge is neat.
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 Evochron13: "ow my neck"
Capriox_42: 360 no scope the egg?
 atinyspacemarine: lift with your neck, not with your back
   Anubis169: Remember basic safety, lift with your neck
 TheWooglie: Pauled?
omegamarkel: those necks are getting scrambled
 inetro: This seems unintuitive
 stippledotter: Co-op bird games are just coop games, if you think about it
 ClodiumSoride: @Evochron13 see Graham's comments on that at the beginning of this segment
  Foxmar320: Such grace
 Evochron13: @ClodiumSoride ah well i guess i did miss that then
 LesBeauxPlastiques: you need W'd!?
 EphemeralOsprey: if only there wasn't a flight length limit
 hamraffle: Its hard for games to thread the  needle of unintuitive vs funintuitive
 plaidanddrpepper: getting so good at that part!
 ClodiumSoride: @Evochron13 short version: it accidentally became a thing
 definenull: 
 quasi79fu: theyre doiiing it
 Welbog: How are these planks supported?
 definenull: clutch (hehe)
 quasi79fu: by magic?
  Foxmar320: Got it in one
 quasi79fu: by the power of sheer will?
 definenull: NOOO
  TXC2: Welbog  by viewers like you! 
 RealGamerCow: so close
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: noooo
 EphemeralOsprey: nooooo
 LesBeauxPlastiques: brutal
 gsyhiap: 
  Foxmar320: Poop
 Snowcookies: rip
Capriox_42: this is a delightful game to watch but id hate playing it
 josh___something: Jumping is a means of lift, I guess
 inetro: The kiwis still clear this but I am enjoying the agony
  Foxmar320:  
prehistoric_squirtle subscribed at Tier 1.
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 definenull: still counts!
 definenull: heck yeah!
 PanicAttackGames: Phew
 Gekyouryuu: I have to wonder how many runs it took for the people with records to establish them
  Foxmar320: Got it in one!
 EphemeralOsprey: checkpoint! yay!
 gsyhiap: 
 baneless27: checkPointed
 red_shoes_jeff: "More tomato?"
 public_key_reveal_party: The evil and intimidating tomato
 definenull: imagine the whipped cream that can go with that
 atinyspacemarine: BEEFsteak
 TheWooglie: lot of juice in that
 EphemeralOsprey: I mean, when else are you gonna use that tomato
  TXC2: my one prize winning tomato
 TehAmelie: i really dislike tomatoes but i still want one that size
 CastleOtranto: Beefsteak tomato? No, I said BEEFY tomato
 lamina5432: you could be really tiny ducks
 Gekyouryuu: "you wanna go on a picnic tomato?" "you mean a picnic tomorrow?" "no, I do not."
 LordManiMani: What is this, some kind of Tomato Way?
Capriox_42: “I’ll bring my duck sized tomato”
  Foxmar320: But the fancy egg! 
 Shadowsoflife: E G G
 red_shoes_jeff: @Capriox_42 "I'll bring my tomato-sized duck!"
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 inetro: I like the nest wok flashing red the moment it fears it is in danger
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 GreyThey: Wait, didn't they select voices? Are they used for anything?
  Foxmar320: Solid
 BrookJustBones: Can both players move the camera, or is that one persons job?
hey_there_Enfys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months!
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 commentarywife: @GreyThey they can press a button to "honk"
 quasi79fu: theyhavent pressed the buttons for their voices yet
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @GreyThey Honking, probably.
 ClodiumSoride: @GreyThey there's a "honk" button
   Anubis169: 
 TehAmelie: why do we need to keep the egg safe by the way? we can just lean into making the world's biggest scrambled eggs plate
 GreyThey: We're missing out on honk?!
 red_shoes_jeff: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 red_shoes_jeff: There we are
 GreyThey: Phew!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Stick no grippie sounds like a Krog line
 quasi79fu: i cant wait till they learn the HOnk button
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 gsyhiap: Quaking not quacking
 Snowcookies: checkpointed
  TXC2: the ol' good enough
 commentarywife: seesaw time, obs
 inetro: Did the birds build the bridge too?
 Terminal423: This is hostile architecture
 NightValien28: vibe engineering
 spethycakes: grossly irresponsible
 DaxStrife: Are we sure this isn't a post-apocalypse game?
 Jogela: It is to stop car driving over the bridge
 NorthstarTex: civil engineer: I was having a bad day...
 BrukadaAbido: This is why we don't let AI design things that matter
 GreyThey: Does the presence of a tire on the bridge suggest people were driving over it?!
  Foxmar320: Are you positive this is not just Florida?
 tryllebanjoUnofficial: 🥚
 sephsays: @NorthstarTex And I decided everyone else should have one too
 creasehearst: more tomato picnic
 atinyspacemarine: world bollard association type stuff
 tdapenguin: @Foxmar320 Not e
 EphemeralOsprey: surrealism embodied, obv
 tdapenguin: Nought alligators
serymew: Might be post apocalyptic. Look at the size of that tomto.
 TehAmelie: come to think, this would be a fun game to play in real life. you race balancing an egg on a spoon held in your mouth as usual, but you have two people holding one egg
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@veronicavanvoorst: Still goo.
@veronicavanvoorst: Still good.
@Smurfomancer: This whole civic design is somehow even worse than the spaceship from last night
Capriox_42: duck made infrastructure?
 themercenary1987: This feels like someone played The High Road from Crash Bandicoot and decided to make others feel their pain
 GreyThey: The rocks on the bridge must weigh hundreds of pounds each. How did they get there?!
 Terminal423: well done
 red_shoes_jeff: It's good!
 prehistoric_squirtle: the giant eyes and slight shaking of the red bird really portrays how harrowing this game is
 Invitare: Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg.
 themercenary1987: Tightrope
 commentarywife: barrel!
 NorthstarTex: send it!
 Mattmitchell45: "Just another tomato picnic/Wish this bridge had more planks"
 EphemeralOsprey: I think ya gotta go down 
 TehAmelie: we're going to need Ron Swanson to eat all these eggs
 sephsays: what monster installed the sign in the sea there? the bridgemaker, or the picnicker?
 KharadBanar: This sounds like a case for Dock-Wing Duck
attackllama31: ducks are supposed to float! i was taught this by monty python
zelukester subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months, currently on a 42 month streak!
 zelukester: More! Subathon!
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  TXC2: that sounds like both the toy story game, and it takes two
 EphemeralOsprey: good save there
 KBKarma: I've seen a pair of streamers playing this. Didn't know what it was called.
 Invitare: another, smaller, tomato
 atinyspacemarine: Normal bathroom troubles
Didero: Chapter 1 finished!
 GreyThey: This city is full of VLC icons!
 commentarywife: hey, we're no  longer in The Park
 gsyhiap: We reached the city!
 Lysander_salamander: sort of like that game Bad Mojo?
EmmaPartlow: Hello everyone.
 Invitare: Wait... is this game taking place in the post-apocalyptic aftermath of Untitled Goose Game?
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  TXC2: hello EmmaPartlow  welcome
   Anubis169: yyyyyyyyup
 KBKarma: Speaking of, when's the W+P?
  TXC2: !events
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 public_key_reveal_party: I still think of the time you described "a reality made by someone who has never experienced reality"
   Anubis169: hihi Emma 
  TXC2: also boxes made people who have not seen a box
Didero: Hour and a half more
 Wiliart: 1-420-69 bits, nice
 creasehearst: @KBKarma tonight, last stream before overnight sims
 KBKarma: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:26 AM
   Anubis169: oh sweet
 public_key_reveal_party: I personally enjoy it
 IbunWest: what a save
   Anubis169: nice save 
 LostThePirate: Def enjoy watching
 TheWooglie: I do enjoy you giving Ben the company credit card and seeing what random games he gets
 couchboyj: Gamblimg?  I'm in
 Barb4rian: Barcadia is awesome
 paulthemapguy: Cartographers? Map guy has entered the chat
 saintguard: Barcadia is a treat to watch
 commentarywife: so if we stay at a similar pace, we'll get through the entire game in 5 hours....
 FinalBossFightLive: As someone who doesn't drink beer, I enjoy watching you guys playing the Heroes of Barcadia.
 morteica: Love heroes of barcadia! It's one of those streams I'll rewatch cuz it's so funny and full of good vibes
   Anubis169: they're retracting
 Natimus_Prime: I love playing Barcadia, though we do it with just water.  Watching y'all is a blast though.
 atinyspacemarine: excellent question, next question
 BraveOthello: @paulthemapguy Good luck, none of the maps ever match!
 Invitare: we know for a fact that Jordynne drinks far worse things than alcohol
   Anubis169: but whomever designed these rising bollards needs a good sacking
  Foxmar320: Egg! 
 atinyspacemarine: barcadia feels like it just need Beverage
 KBKarma: What time Moonbase time is the W+P? I probably can't get it live, but if it's late enough I may be awake for work.
 morteica: We played heroes of barcadia with my little niece. We used water and soda. Still super fun
 RatherLargeToad: it’s the Protos.  they took “you must construct additional pylons” too far
 Terminal423: Y'all are moving this egg around in Kirby's Forgotten Lands
 paulthemapguy: Bars do also serve non-alcoholic drinks
 BrukadaAbido: It lives here now
  Foxmar320: Egg pls
 ghyllnox: \o/
  TXC2: egg looks like a potato now
 atinyspacemarine: This is like when you wedge the gnome in the rear windshield in half life 2
 CaptainSpam: Can the egg break without hitting the ground?  I think the egg just gets bouncier if it gets more damaged.
 IbunWest: Yeah it said at the start of the game the more cracked the egg is the harder it is to control
 Durugai: yeah said something at the start about more cracks = less control
 commentarywife: My husband (who is teetotal) was invited to a drinking game at uni and was told he could drink the supermarket brand sprite. The people who were drinking agreed that was much worse than the stright vodka they were drinking
 KBKarma: Why is the egg getting progressively more cooked?
 TehAmelie: sure you mean "eggsplode"
Capriox_42: exploding egg is never fun
 BlueChloroplast: Oh boy
 SimGuy3k: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing on the road here
 Jogela: Hardboiled game
SunDancerGE: I love me some scrambled egg
 atinyspacemarine: there are many victims sadly
 gsyhiap: @SimGuy3k They're called ducks 
  TXC2: the spam caller is likely an "AI" and thus knows nothing
 atinyspacemarine: but some very funny youtube videos at least
 inetro: I found out spam calls can Video Call your phone from random Gmail accounts if you have Google Workspace / Meets installed. Scared the crap out of me
 SimGuy3k: @gsyhiap I mean this spinning things
 atinyspacemarine: eggvironment
 rabbitgta: Semi post apocalypse setting
 PhoenixMelior: Ooh flap doodles
   Anubis169: Paul: I got two spam calls at once the other day on my phone and Mum's, and after a bit of setting up, I got them to talk to each other on loudspeaker for a good 40 minutes.
 CastleOtranto: Claymore J. Flapdoodle?
   Anubis169: AI spam
 Jogela: That devil egg!
 public_key_reveal_party: Can you jump on top of those pillars?
 KharadBanar: Classic egg, pretending not to hear you
 TehAmelie: eggs are dumb as rocks, it's a science fact
 Mangledpixel: they're not, they just havent figured themselves out yet
Didero: The pan under the next gets red sometimes, I think it then damages the egg
 Shiny_Elva: > Eggs are so dumb Hey gender is hard! 
Didero: *nest
 PhoenixMelior: So ive only just finished up calls and had this on mute, are we geese? Ducks? Birds of indeterminate prominence?
   Anubis169: 
 TheLadyMakai: @PhoenixMelior ducks
 TehAmelie: it's ducks this year
RubyRiches: 100
 RealGamerCow: it's like a Whole Foods parking lot
 TehAmelie: but they can stretch their necks like Hatoful Boyfriendos
 GreyThey: I do enjoy the way the light goes through some of the geometry (visible in the shadows from the buildings and posts)
  SmithKurosaki: most costco lots are a deathtrap for pedestrians tho 
 TheLadyMakai: living in a deeply rural area, we have Sam's Club
Didero: Did we ever find out what the Sprint button is?
  Foxmar320: Run but bring the egg!
Capriox_42: it’s like a walmart parking lot
 FinalBossFightLive: New headcanon, this is a sequel to Untitled Goose Game and this town is eager to keep geese out of town now...
Genie_M: So 10 minutes of this is the Speedrun?
 PhoenixMelior: We could put all our eggs in one basket
 TehAmelie: just some bubble wrap. . .
 justalog96: Just remembering the 10 minute top time lol
 gsyhiap: We could tender as architects for this city
 PsychoI3oy: lol I just got a drop for Majong Soul
rogerivany: The broken egg stays there?
  TXC2: PsychoI3oy  still? we stopped playing that 8 hours ago 
 commentarywife: checkpoint on the top?
 KBKarma: @rogerivany Like with Super Meat Boy.
 SimGuy3k: It seems like we're following a trail of tomatoes
 IbunWest: tragedy
 PsychoI3oy: TXC2, i know, lol, the notification said it was like 20 minutes ago
  TXC2: PsychoI3oy  huh, weird
 commentarywife: are they going backwards?
 PhoenixMelior: Shhhh
 SonofThoth: Y'all could easily make another egg, it's a pain to find all those sticks for a nest
 Cptasparagus: whos the mom bird?
 KBKarma: What's the in-game reason for the geese doing this?
 SimGuy3k: It's hard to imagine getting through this in ten minutes
 Thadrin46: I'm no good at these games. Eggtion adventures.
 commentarywife: @SimGuy3k I assume there are epic speedrun strats like skipping entire areas
 KBKarma: And so they drown, hand in unloving hand.
 TheWooglie: pond of shame eggs
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeee
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